Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: A Happy New Beginning...

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new relationships. Just about the only thing that's the same is our beacon of light, Scheana. Her face does not sweat!Watch this ep with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78475950See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie.

How are you? Hi. How are you doing? How are you? I'm good. Very excited to be here. It's a big week for us on the podcast because we had premier somewhere Jersey. Today we're talking about the premiere of Vanderpump Rules, season 10.

We also put the ballot up for the Golden Crappies. If you missed that, you can go to watchacrapins.com. We've already had many thousands of votes, literally. It's always so fun when the ballot comes out. We've already had many thousands of votes literally. It's always so fun when the ballot comes out. I'm really excited about the categories this year, just to give you a taste, like best Bravo show of the year. We've got family karma, real girlfriends in Paris, Beverly Hills, Miami, New Jersey, Potomac, Ultimate Girl, Shrhip 2,

and I'll also tell you about Bravo Liberty of the Year. We've got Candace. Candace from Potomac. What a turnaround. Chanel, Ion, Dr. Nicole Martin from Miami, Garsell Bovey, Grace Lillie, Karen Huger, Kenya, Lisa Barlow, Margaret Joseph's quad web. Shannon's dorms at Pidora. Those are just two of the many categories that we have.

So go vote. It's just make your voice heard. Okay, make sure the right person wins for the job. Be heard. Be heard. This is America. Yeah, we actually have more categories than we've had in a long time.

So what we're going to do is we're going to announce the winners of some of the categories the night before in Phoenix because on the 23rd we're going to Phoenix slash Scott Stale to do a show. So we'll do some categories there. And then the big show, the main show will be at the will turn on February 24th. We have many guests lined up, a lot of guests.

They're all gonna be super fun. We're really excited for you guys to see them. Danny Pellegrino is gonna be there, Amy Phillips. We've got Walter and Katie, and many more. Walter and Katie, of course, are house band, the crappers. So, do come, go to watchrocrapids.com to get your tickets. You can go to watchrocrapids.com to vote. That's where the link is to vote. And of course, don't forget about all our other shows. In case you missed it. We're also after the crappies are done. We're going to Charlotte, Atlanta, Denver, Salt Lake City,

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We have anything at you. That's all the news. Yes. I'm massively back lit at the moment and I apologize. I'll try to close these blinds to help the life. So I am COVIDy today. I have COVID and I actually had it last time we were recording and didn't know. I was like, why am I such a bitch today?

And then I was like, it's nature. You're a bitch every day. And then I was like, yeah, but why am I a bitch with the headache? It was COVID, okay? The only reason I'm even telling any of you that is because on crap and it's on demand, you're still going to hear me cough occasionally. But I will, I will try any race it out of the regular audio. So this is actually an anti-advertisement for Crappens on-dem. But I just wanted to apologize to the video people for coughing in your face. I will do my best. If you ever want to see COVID in action, come to me.

You know who knew you had COVID on Monday, actually? This guy. Of course you had COVID. I was like, I'll just wait for him to get the results. I was like, Ronnie, let's COVID. Ronnie, totally let's COVID. Well, my thing for COVID is, am I hungry? No, no, not in my hungry.

I taste, can I taste? That's my thing because, you know, it could be cold whatever who cares, but when you can't taste shit, I mean, that is like sacrilege to me, to not taste. I mean, that's just horrible. So what I did was I called Instacart and I got a lot of drumsticks, you know, the ice cream cone, unwrappable things.

Uh-huh. I got like an eight pack of those and I just sat there and I had the chills really bad and I had the sweat. It's like, you know, it's just really bad. Covet's such a fucking monster. But I sat there and I was like, fuck you, COVID. And then I just ate drumstick after drumstick. I didn't give a shit that I couldn't taste it.

It tasted like kind of metallic in my mouth or something and I was like, guess what? I'm here for the mouth feel, suck a dick, COVID. For the mouth feel like I'm very proud mouth feel like I feel like I'm very proud American today. Well, and all seriousness, I hope you get better very soon because, and actually your timing is really impeccable as I was saying off the air

because we have two weeks until the crappies. So this is the perfect window for you to get COVID and be done with it. So, we're glad my COVID was convenient for you. I looked at it ultimately at the end of the day, that's what I care most about. Yeah, so it was great. Also, you know what's so crazy,

it's like I've had COVID before, so I wasn't that shocked by anything that happened, but I still felt just kind of like gross about it. And it's the same time Vanderpump rules came back on and I share the same feelings. So you know, sometimes you really have to wonder what you're feeling things about. Is this an illness or time Vanderpump rules came back on and I share the same feelings. So you know, sometimes you really have to wonder what you're feeling things about. Is this an illness or is Vanderpump rules

just back in my blood? Yeah, there's something about Vanderpump rules that feels like a fresh new illness coursing through your body, you know? Yeah, it's like an old, it's like an illness you're familiar with, but yeah, it's new back in your bloodstream, back to the re-cavic. Yeah, and like the one,two punch of vanoprom brules

and to reset you guys at the same time, I don't think we've had that before. I think normally vanoprom brules has been paired with like Beverly Hills or other shows, but to have to pair up in vanoprom brules with New Jersey, that's a real potent shot. That's like COVID saying, oh, you thought you got rid of me. I'm coming back stronger.

Here's a new variant. It's called the Teresa Sheena variant and you're going to get it in your blood. So much in one week. You know, so much of their stuff, I don't even notice. I mean, we've watched all of Jersey. We talked about it. We did the preview the week before. Talk very deeply about it. And it wasn't until last night that I thought, man, Teresa, Judeis really came back as a cinnamon pop tart burnt, flung out of the toaster, dropped into a deep fryer, and then just like left for dead in the middle of a bowling alley lane. Yeah, she sort of, she sort of looks like one of those Burger King French toast sticks now, you know. King French toast sticks now, you know. Yeah.

Okay, so pump rules. Wow. Okay. So anybody who hates Lala just dip out now. Okay. Lala and Katie have somehow managed to already turn this into the Lala and Katie Redemption season where I guess they're like the heroines of the universe of season.

And you know how long that's gonna last for me, right? Cause I'm already over that shit. I bought that. Well look, if Candace, Candace Dillard Bassett could have a turn around season, I mean anything could really happen, I have to say. Well, but Candace is doing it by doing some, she's being proactive.

She's like doing her music career and getting degrees and like growing up, like she's not as immature with people. And like you see Candace like growing up as a human being, like and as a viewer, even someone who has made crazy by Candace for years, even people like me have to be like, damn, you gotta give that girl credit. I mean, she's really growing as a person, you know? She is.

But Lala coming out here with this shock that fucking Rand is a low-rent Harvey Weinstein. You fucking kidding me? I'm supposed to start crying for you. Get the fuck out of here, Lala. I like, I agree. I think actually what I'm most surprised at is the new versions of Raquel and Tom Schwartz

that have presented to us. I'm actually not on Tom Schwartz's side with Holy Rand thing. I think he's an idiot for playing Pickleball with Rand. I think he shouldn't be playing Pickleball in the first place, but I think that Lala actually has or Shina has a point. This is crazy. What a new phase we're in. Shina has a point, But like, you could have played pickleball with anyone. You do not have to wait for Rand. But that being said, Tom Schwartz has a little bit of an edge to him now. I think it's not that it's new. I think he's finally unleashing it. I feel like he's finally allowing himself to not do the, ah, Shucks, he's got like, his like inner assholes coming out a lot more in a way that I actually appreciate and then also Raquel, Raquel's like a new person,

right? Raquel, I am retroactively feeling terrible for Raquel because I think she was living in fear with James to be totally honest. The way she was like so carefree and could string together sentences without trembling Made me really feel like she was Probably self-monadering every word she said when she was with James. Oh Yeah, she seems a lot happier and like I honestly didn't see a huge change with Raquel myself Maybe I will as the season goes on but it still looks to me like she's just looking for something to

glom onto. But it was very nice to not see her with James because I really like Raquel. I think she's a really nice girl. And, you know, we said it and I don't think that we have to be psychic to have said this. I'm sure a lot of people thought this in the very beginning, but James seemed to have been cast as like the new Jacks, you know, because the old Jacks is already old Jacks when the show started. I mean, his shelf life really wasn't long, you know. You need to have like the shelf life of Bologna to be on this show. And I think that James does. And everyone called him new Jacks and he literally is already jacks. Isn't it crazy? Like he literally is or he's jacks with the new laptop. Yeah, he's a he's like

jacks with a MacBook Pro as opposed to jacks. He's just jack's has like an acer chrome book that he puts like a fucking no sticker on the front of it. Lenovo. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. I think I thought Rachel, Rachel seemed like a little bit more self-possessed in a way that we hadn't seen before. And I was like, okay, this is, I'm intrigued to see this new, Rachel, little sad for her

little sad that Peter has been her first stop on the liberation express, express, but you know, you know, she just sometimes just a fool. I feel like Peter is that stop for a lot of people. I know. He's there ready to collect people, you know, he's like the purse, he's like the guy at the airport who has an unmarked taxi cab who's like, you need to ride. And like, well, I just got here and I don't feel like paying a decision.

So sure, I'll do this. He's that pony that doesn't kick anybody, you know? And so when the group goes riding, they're like, start with that pony, you know? Then you can move up to something a little bit better. Or that. I didn't know there was like a starter pony. Oh yeah, there's like the nice pony.

When you go on pony trips, pony riding trips, there's always that person's like, oh my God, who is this? And they're like,'s like the nice pony when you go on pony trips pony riding trips. There's always that person's like Oh my god, who is this? And they're like that's a nice pony like it literally is never kicked anybody And it's short, you know, and so they make you ride that one the nice pony well So Peter also change your hair dude. It's no season is this is season 10 do something my God You did some man. No running. What did something? Don't you remember he got his hair short and it just was not the same I think he I actually support Peter going back to the long hair because I think that's really his

Sweet spot because the short hair thing was a little wonky You know whose hair I support who? Season whatever Katie's blonde hair that was so terrible that we all hated. I want it back. I need it back. I think I need it back. Wow, you want the, like the arm.

I need it back. God, I want to take off my shirt, is that weird? But yeah, I want that weird blonde hair back. I think it's looking back across all of her terrible hair choices over the years. That's the best. I have to say that's the best. I'm sticking with it. It's also Rick Hells still an empty vessel. Okay, I'm gonna say it's easy. She's an empty vessel, but her actual vessel seems to be not as fragile. Like she went from being a delicate fragile vase to now like a sturdy ceramic vase.

You get a turtle. So she's like my hydrojod as compared to my 1877 bottle. Wow, that's a great comparison. There was something else. I'm surprised that Katie speaking of Katie's hair styles, isn't it surprising that Katie never went for like a hard bang, like a hard, maybe like a rockabilly bang even. I think she did. She did?

I think she's gone for a bang before. Cause I feel like she's herself a little bit as like a hipster, right? Her Instagram title, her handle, something like music kills Katie. Remember she wanted to be a music executive. Yeah, she wanted to be a music executive. Yeah.

And so like I'm surprised and do kind of like an East Side like a like a hard bang like I'm edgy like fo edgy You know she's never even possible. What's Katie's name Katie what her last name? Yeah What's your last name? What is it Kristen Dode? Stasi Schroeder and Katie Swart I mean no, we know her name. I know everyone's killing us. Katie, I can't believe I've heard your last name.

Katie, because we have a listener who once came up to us out of the IP and said, my name's Katie Maloney, but I'm not the same Katie Maloney, don't hate me. Okay, I'm putting in Katie Maloney bangs. Okay, let me see here. See what you find. You can share with me. Yeah, she did haveoney bangs. Okay. Let me see here. See what you find. You can share it with me. Yeah, she did have some bangs. Yeah, she said they're not, they're not hard here.

Do you want me to share you the screen? She almost, yeah. Yeah, she almost. By the way, everybody, we know this recap is gonna be 90 hours. I'm literally delirious. Just chill. It'll be fine.

COVID, COVID, COVID, is a fun Ronnie. I give even less of a fuck today. Okay, let's see. But I didn't think you were bitchy on Monday at all. Just so you know, really? That's so nice. Oh, so these are like normal bags. These are normal.

I'm thinking like a hard, like remember what was my Ken Lee, what's their name? Ken Lee Collins on Ken Lee Collins. Oh my God, from Project Runway. She's a listener to this show. Hi, Ken Lee. If you're out there, we love you. Well, one of the best villains on TVley Collins. Oh my God from Project Runway. She's a listener to this show. Hi, Kenley. If you're out there, we love you. Well, one of the best films on TV come back, Ken.

I didn't know that. That's so cool. But Kenley, I thought Katie would have like a Kenley Collins bang sort of. You know who's who's bangs this girl has? You remember the models on below deck adventure and they were with like, like, Pimp and they were all like call girls. Yeah. It was pretending tending to be like, he's taking the dominant tricks. The dominant tricks you had those little like tiny bangs that they're like an inch of bangs. It's just kind of stick out like,

they're like I tell you to call me ugly, those bangs. That's what I thought Katie would show up with the season. Or maybe like Katie might have like one of those sort of like asymmetric or maybe she would sort of do like a shag or I don't know like I just I'm surprised she just never quite made it to edgy and I feel like she wants to be that but she knows deep down inside she's just a you know her origins are waitress and wehoe and like that's not the same as being a hipster from Silver Lake or Echo Park. Yeah So let's see so

it starts with a Don and Black and white memories of a wedding Katie and Schwartz a Wednesday wedding you could tell by the filter they use. They use that like sad Wednesday wedding filter. Yeah, which the Wednesday wedding is does a lot of heavy lifting on the sadness part. And so the filter they don't even really need, but they added just, you know, because they're completious. But yeah, sad Wednesday wedding. And clips shorts going, I stand before my dream girl. And I can honestly say, I've never loved you more on a hump day. And Katie's going, I stand before my dream girl and I can honestly say I've never

loved you more on a hump day. And Katie's like, at times I thought my world would end because I can't imagine a world without you in it on a hump day. And we also see the classic shot of Tom Sand of all wiping his nose on the dog. So now we have, now it's today and Katie and Tom take seats like and interview seats they each check a separate one. It's like Kramer versus Kramer. It's like Lamer versus Lamer. So, Kramer versus Lamer. Like what a boring couple to be obsessed over. This has always been the couple you're afraid to lose next door to you and invites you over for game night.

Everyone is afraid of this fucking couple. Not only have we had to worry about them, are they gonna get married? No, they aren't gonna get married. Oh, is he giving her a ringer as a just a ring on the string? Oh my god, they are getting married? Oh my god, who's allowed to come to their wedding? Oh my god, they're having a wedding. Oh, no one cares, we all hate you.

Who are the lamest ass couple on this show, and we're still hearing about it 10 years later. And they're probably like their game tonight. They're like, have you ever heard of carbs against humanity? Yet, so many years, yes. It came out 13 years ago. After you play at once, it's not funny anymore. It's funny the first time. It's hilarious the first time. That's been 13 years ago. After you play it once, it's not funny anymore. It's funny the first time, it's hilarious the first time.

That's been 13 years. Dude. The blank for like anal poop come is like not as funny anymore. So anyway. This couple was created because they needed a roommate and one of them showed up on Craigslist while the other one was living there already, right? Isn't that their love story that like...

Something like that. The Tom's and Jack's were all roommates, and then they needed someone to pay rent, so Katie came off of Craigslist, and then ended up shagging shorts. It's an all like that, it's a rich and complicated backstory. So now they both take their seats, because it's like they're both sitting down

for a one-on-one with the producers, and the producers are like, are you ready to talk about this? As if they are not chemping at the bit to talk about. Of course, they're both sitting down for a one-on-one with the producers. And the producers are like, are you ready to talk about this? As if they are not championing at the bit to talk about. Of course, they're ready to talk about their literally reality stars. They've been waiting for months to talk about it. Yeah.

So they're like, yeah, yeah, let's dive in, let's do it, yeah. So, Katie says, after 12 years together and five years of marriage, I went to Tom last winter and I asked him for a divorce. At which point I was like, standing ovation, I was like, you've done enough, Katie, you've already won the season. I feel like my whole world just kind of dissipated

in that moment, you know? Actually, it wasn't that moment, I really didn't hear when she said it. But then the dinger went off and I said, hey, would you get those dinger? Oh, actually it wasn't that moment. I really didn't hear when she said it. But then the dinger went off and I said, hey, would you get those dinger? She said, I'm not getting the cookies after you anymore.

I'm divorcing you. I said, what? What did you tell me that? She said, I told you that 20 minutes ago, before I put in the cookies. Goddamn sausage, Ed. I said, you did, I didn't hear you. And she said, that's why I'm divorcing you

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can lace an ad free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Let's also not forget that this is a marriage that was built on the foundation of river water as in he literally Swam and like a river or a stream 20 minutes So Katie's like we've had a lot of issues Okay, you have one of which was your blonde tear which they immediately Clutch show to you as one of their issues. Yeah, they're like, here's their issues. That time Katie went blonde.

And then of course, he had to show him dumping the tequila on her head, classic. I thought they were forever couple. I know. And so she's like, yeah, I've never been a priority to him. And he's like, yeah, she laid it all out and it made perfect sense.. I can't really tell you what she said because mostly I was just so sad. But also I was eating chocolate chip cookies, which she's gotten really good at by now. It was amazing. She made them all different letters. They were, let's see it, but there was a D and an I and a V and an O and an R and a C and an E and then an M and then i, and a v, and an o, and an r, and a c, and an e,

and then an m, and then an e, and then a question mark. Yeah. Yeah. Diverse to me. Yeah, we're really into that in this assult. So Katie's like, I realize I'm not the only one going through a heartbreak, but I'm also the only one who's closest to a heartbreak that people might care about.

So that's why we're starting with me. But James and Raquel called off their engagement and then Lala left Randall and they have a baby together. Can you believe it? Yeah, that's kind of funny, right? No one can just have their own storyline. Like last year, they both got married. You know, people got had their engagement party. She's just trying to skill still the engagement party. It was like the wedding year. She

got her year then Kate, everybody wants their year and no one can just have their year. Well, people get their years, but the one person who's never been able to get her own year is Lala. She has a baby, but Sheena has a baby. Sheena gets in your heart. She gets engaged, but so does Sheena and James. And Stasi, even, if Stasi were still on the show, like everyone get engaged. Like, this sounds so dark, but like her dad died,

which is tragic, but then Jack's dad died. Like literally every, like good and bad life event, she's decided to leave Rand, but Katie's left Tom. Like she just, she wrote a book that got into like number 12 on the New York Times, Stasi wrote a book that got to number one or something. It's like she can't even, she can't even get the bookstore rely on. Yeah. So then we see Raquel handing the ring back on the reunion to James. And James going, I forgot that James said this. James took it and went, thank you.

That's a bit coin. I forgot about that too. Little asshole. So Katie is like, yeah. Lala's friends, they have a baby together. And then we see Lola saying, Randall Emmett creeping around on me. I'm disgusted.

I can't believe it. Disgusted. And then Katie is like, you know, I really value my friendship with Tom and I just want to remain friends, but there's just one rule. Don't hook up with anyone in the friend group, which is great.

That's actually, I have to say, kudos to Vannapurprools for a great teaser of the disaster that's to come. Yeah. So now we go to the new opening. Yeah. Opening a Vannapurprools, suddenly people don't spell. I know, and in fact, yeah, now,

previously, we would sit still, and then they would come colliding into frame with their drinks. But now they pretty much sit still, and we go gliding to them. It felt very exciting. I guess I got to go flying in that opening credits. So we see that we zoom into the new Tom, Tom,

the Tom's in their new bar, shorts and sandies. Yep. And then they're like, oh, Tom's sand of all doing his weird fucking porn star stash thing that he's got going on. Yep. I don't know, Tom, Tom's sand of all really turned into that dad down the street that does magic really quickly. Oh.

You mean in my game night? Playing Croscon's game out. You know there's that one dad with like too much gel in his hair and a weird mustache. He's like, anybody want to see some magic? Deanna's Ronnie, Chris Angel moved in next door. My revealing too much. So then we see them and then we go to Lala and Katie Ariana who are Tom Tom. I just want to know a few. Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought you were setting up a scene.

Sorry, continue, continue. Oh, no, I'm just saying what happens at the opening. Yeah, no, because I was like, wait, I have things to do. I have to read it. Yeah, keep on going. Yeah, there are Tom Tom, which I think is funny because Lala doesn't work at Tom Tom. And I guess Katie and Ariana would own part of that now,

right? So that makes sense. And then everyone else is at Sir, but no one even works at Sir. I mean, even Rick Hel doesn't even work at Sir anymore because they say at the beginning that she's going back to work at Sir. Right. Notably, Brock and Charlie are no longer in the opening credits.

And also, notably, is that when, where it all ends is Lisa sitting at her table, is that table 19 or whatever it is, she's sitting at her table. And so we no longer have Lisa doing the thing where she flings open the doors and walks in slow-mo and then ending on a group shot of everyone and like the extended Vanderpump rules universe. I think after like 10 years they realized, you know, the more people we include in the opening credits is the more liabilities we have when bad shit comes out about them. So let's just limit it to a very small number of faces and we'll just show the Harvard Hills at the end instead. Weird though.

I just, I feel uncomfortable with Lisa Vanitypump just sitting down. It's, it's defeatist. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's just like whatever I'm just sitting down. Yeah, it's like, I don't have any energy. It's like, I don't know.

It just feels like giving up. Like I'm tired now. I'm gonna sit down. I kind of liked it. I don't have any energy. It's like, I don't know, it just feels like giving up. Like I'm tired now. I'm gonna sit down. I kind of liked it. I actually really liked these credits. That's how they were very exciting. They drew me in. I was sad to miss the group shots.

I always thought it was really fun how they brought it. They're bringing every single person who had like one line on the show. They would bring them in. Yeah, they always have like Giromo and Natalie. Is this wife Natalie? That's her name, right? I think so.

Giromo and Natalie and his wife Natalie. That's her name right. I think so. Get him on Natalie and the dog, you know, Max Max being that with his Nick Ryan Stewart wig. Yeah That I'll be in there Rosio But now it's just it's paired out. It's paired out. Rosio got bless her heart. I know justice for Rosio. Where is she? But yeah, now it's like streamline, it's fast, it's exciting. I, I asked him, was okay with it.

I was down with a little bit of a change up. Announced a new era. A new era in Vanderpump Rules, where, we're in, we, out with the old, and in with the new, and by out with the old, I mean, nothing's really changed. It's the same stuff. Everything's exactly the same. It's just that a year and a half has passed. So they're even trying to convince us with this song. The song is What's next? What's next? I'm here for it. What's next? What's next? I'm here for it.

Nothing. Nothing is next. It's all the same fucking people doing the same fucking things. And I'm here for it. You should just write the song, honestly, just be like, it's the same name, people doing the same name, things. You've got nothing better going on, stupid. I know, I think that's the more accurate thing. And that's what this shows about that there's nothing ever next. Despite all the hopes and dreams,

there's nothing ever next on Band of Pup Rules. So is Katie back in the same apartment building she was in before? No, well no this is a new one because this apartment building isn't valley village. Her previous apartment was in Hollywood. So that's what see this is the thing that this is how you know there's nothing next because she and Tom have moved into a big generic farmhouse style house in valley village. But guess where she now, back to a classic Vanderpump Rules apartment. And it was so Vanderpump Rules because she has her apartment

and she has in her living room, she has a carpet. Well, she has a carpet, but she has a rug on her carpet and the rug is like a black and white checkered board rug. And I was like, this is so Vanderpump Rules because like on Real House House of Beverly Hills, you've got Kyle Richards,

who is so wealthy, doing a black and white checkered foyer to copy her sister, Kathy Elton, who has a black and white checkered floor, who's probably trying to copy Chris Jenner, who apparently has one. And I like the Katie's version, just like this sad black and white rug that got it like world market or something. That's Banner from Rules. I'm like, rug, got it like, world market or something, you know? That's vaniper rules. It's like the, it's like the dingy rug

compared to the sleek tiles of the real housewives. Yeah, but you know what? We do have to give them credit because buying the house was very smart. They made a lot of money off of that house. That's good. And just a couple of years. And I think it was already remodeled in everything.

So, good for you home buyers. Yeah. So shorts comes over and he brings the dogs and the treats because they're like sharing whatever you call it for the dogs and custody. And he's like, oh my god, I can't believe you have an apartment, Baba. It's like so weird. I mean, I guess it's getting less weird now. Okay, gentlemen, I'll see you in six days and 23 hours and 59 minutes. Wish you guys. And he leaves and Katie's like,

come here, my babies. And she tries to like tackle hug them and when just runs to the door, it stares out. I prefer. It's her dog, Smoorm, and let's call her Richard's other dog name. They're really bad one.

Lambie. She just has like copycat dogs now. No, they're actually named Gordo and butters. I was sweating feet out. Do you're not getting an answer for me on that? I don't care about those dogs. It's not weird.

I'm not just a kind of person who's gonna care for any old dog. You know, those dogs I don't care about. They look like dogs. They look like dogs who don't pay attention to you. Yeah, they're uncharismatic. Congratulations. Most uncharismatic dogs go to Katie and Tom.

So then we go to James driving somewhere in the sports car and he's like listening to his own music and then he's like announcing that he's listening to his own music. He's like, we're playing some James Kennedy on the mix. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh yeah.

And he's doing us like DJ records in the sky hands. He's like, oh yeah, oh yeah. And it's me, James Kennedy. Eh. It's like this generic DJ music. It sounds like the sound track to my old PlayStation to snowboarding video game. It's like, you just did an Uber job.

Yes, very base model. So he gets a call and he's like, hey, hello. How's work? How's work going? And then we cut to Recal. So we think, oh my god, he's talking to Recal. Because she's in the car talking on the phone too. And she's like, yeah, hi.

And then we hear Charlie, hey, love. You nervous to work at Surt and I. She's like, a little. And then it turns out that James is actually called as new girlfriend, Ali. So it's, yeah, it's like that scene in times the lambs were the FBI are gonna like, like knock down the door of like the serial killer,

and then like it turns out, Jody Foster is somewhere else, entirely knocking on a different house. And you're like, oh, which of course, by the way, in this case, James is Buffalo Bill, Ali is Jody Foster, Raquel is a random house, and Charlie is the FBI. So James is back to James. He's like, hey, I bet, I knew girlfriend.

I'm so in love with it. Can't believe it. Change my life over night. How you doing? And she's like, I miss you. And he's like, yeah, I wish you could come to my gig tonight. He's like, yeah, me too. And so he tells us, I'm at All come to my gig tonight. It's like yeah me too. And so he tells us I'm at alley five or six weeks after

Rekelyn I broke up a lot of people say it's real soon, but you don't put date on love I'm not even that guy who would just like get girlfriend for the fuck of it Like like fuck it like live it good like what unless I'm like, with the elf. Like I'm like, I'm like, I wouldn't get like, like fuck it, like live it good, like, like what? Unless I'm like, okay, you know, like, unless I'm like obsessed, okay, like, I need a ass in my face when I wake up, like, you know what I'm saying?

That's like, it's like, absolutely crazy. He is like extra-coked out and extra-minsing. He is, I don't like, coked out drunk James Kennedy gets very, very-minsing and it's hilarious to me. Also, he's terrible person. He's scary. He's scary when he's like this because it's not, it's like, it's so much going on.

It's not just a coke, it's not just the booze. It's the Roads. It's the like, it's every complete obsession with himself. It's a humiliation of getting dumped on national TV and then having to shoot again. And like, get this girl who's younger and hotter But now he's the old one and he probably feels like he's becoming jacks because he has to keep up with young people now It's like a whole thing going on for him But it leaves his DJ career has really taken off because now he's gone from performing at sir on Tuesday nights

To performing at sir on Tuesday nights and like honestly What on Tuesday nights. And like honestly, what a great trajectory just even. That's, you know, he's only been doing it for what? Like seven or eight years, I'm sure he'll have his big bricks in, right? Yeah. So Charlie and Rick, so Charlie's like, so what's your game plan? If you met his girlfriend yet and Rick, I was like, yeah, I met her at the award show and then she tells us that she met the girlfriend at the I Heart Radio award show and she went over to say hello and he introduced her to Ali and then I ran away and like I don't know Anything about James' new girlfriend except that she looks exactly like his mom.

And then they put a picture of this chick side by side with his mom and yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. It's a good call by Ritelle. Yeah, she's like, he has some real mommy issues. I'm like, well, of many other issues that he has, yes, but yeah. So James is like, I think wanting to fuck your mom's probably the bit.

I think that that one probably outweighs other ones. I'll give her credit on that one. Yeah. So James is now talking back to Ali. He's like, apparently, Raquel is working again at Sir. And she's like, Oh, that'll be fun.

Yeah, like not really. Actually, I don't think you understood the 10 of my voice, array, not really fun at all. She's like, okay, I mean, I don't work there or go there. So, she's like, hi, I'm here to be on television. So, I work at Soho House, which actually has celebrities there. So, is this relevant to me right now?

Right. It's like saying that your friend Joanne is working at McDonald's now. It's like, okay, cool, it doesn't impact me. I think it's funny that they don't even pretend to work there when they're not shooting. It's like, oh, I guess we all have to go back to show. We're shooting another season. Yeah, I'm going.

We're going back. So now we go to Schwartz and Sandeys and we hear drilling and sand of all entering as just you knew that sand of all wood in this first scene like Look everyone. I've been working really hard for the restaurant. Look at all this shit. I got thrifting And there's this lady named Lucinda there. She's like the a designer or interior designer and she's like Okay, what is this for his and shorts like, oh, it's for the cabinet. Okay, yeah, it's not going in the cabinet for the milling time. Why is it that every time you guys come in here, there's another box of thrifting shit that doesn't belong in this restaurant?

In tandem, I was like, what? We made a lot of progress since I put non-progress party last year. I mean, now it's looking a lot less like the Cantina at least. Like, we've added wallpaper. And we see a shot of like some wallpaper. We got a story, night theme. And it's like, uh, it's like a little bit of a theme.

What would you call that? Like a six by four. Yeah, it's like a rectangle. Frame with some black fabric on it. And then some of those like Christmas lights behind it. Yeah We have our James Tarell installation on the way to the bathroom and there's like Some square lights over there. There's a big my another big rectangle But you can see the LED strip because of course it's Tom's animal. He loves his LED strips

Yeah, you see the LED strips because the ceiling is mirrored. It's like oh Tom Do you know come on? I feel like Tom Sandvall because someone messed up and mailed me like 60 LED lights Like the long the long bars that are like seven feet. I've got like oh hell yeah, I fully They're all it's like, this is a daily life for you. They're all, it's like, clearly for like a, like a big, like cool built,

it's like for a building install for like, it's, it's basically meant for like 10 kitchens. And for some reason, they're all in my for you. And I, I have to send them. Did you use them? Are you gonna use them? Well, at first I was like, I opened up one, I was like,

oh, LED light, this will be cool, but they're not fun LED light. They're just like things that go and then your backsplash or something So now I just have a ton of LED lights and I have to bring them to the post office in the back But they're really heavy and it's like a whole schlep so they're probably gonna sit there for a year before I finally put them in my car Oh, I'm a total monster. I'm a friend of come on I'm in front of the LED lights, but I love them. I have them behind my TV and they like change as the picture on the TV changes, you know?

Like, yeah, changes colors on the, I love that shit. And then I got more, but they didn't work for the TV. So I want to like put them back there. And I kind of make fun of it because of my, it's like projecting, you know, because I'm just such a child. It's like, that's what I think about in line at the TJ Maxx.

Like, where could I use those LED lights? Because they're always selling like, yeah. You know, some LED strap and like, you can, you can change it with your phone. I'm like, I could change it with my phone. I love that. So anyway, that's Tom taping up LED lights every fucking place he can.

I should donate these to shorts and sandies. No, only if they, only if you can change them with their front please. Yeah, they're just generic white. They're just like generic. No, no. Wait, it's Tom Sanpa. Well, look like he needs generic white lights. No, he needs color.

He needs changing shimmering colors. Yes. But if there's a DMV, hey, any DMV managers out there, hit me up. I will give you some LED lights on the house So he's like at this point we've invested a million dollars into this project. It's like the national debt Whatever you restaurant investor wants to hear by the way So they have a daily mail party in six days this show by the way a lot of

Vanderpump rules seems to be dictated by Daily Mail Party headlines, right? Like, how many times I've been like, well, darling, you have to fix this before the Daily Mail Party. Well, I want to get, we want to get like married, but there's going to be like a Daily Mail Party coming up in like six days, so I have to get married before that. And it's like everything about Daily Mail Party. Every, every plot, it's a Vanderpump plot.

That's her big mainstream media outlet that she posts all the gossip to, you know. So also, it's, the show doesn't even pretend either because when they quit doing this show, they just completely stop short standings. Like literally nothing was happening there. People were sending pictures every month of like, here's nothing happening. And the second they said the show's gonna start filming. They all like ran in there and started taping shit up onto the wall. Right. So, um, yeah.

Oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, I was gonna say I wonder how the bar is actually doing because Tom Tom actually does well as a bar. Like every time I've gone there, there's always been, it's always crowded, or there'll be lines, et cetera. But that's WeHo, and I Swarth and Sandeys is in, more of a hipster place actually, and so I wonder if the hipsters are flocking to Swarth since Andeys, or is it languishing up there in Franklin Hills? I think it'll do fine. It's right by that UCB, you know?

Yeah, that's true. So as long as they have some cheap drinks and appetizers, they'll be fine. They better have a cocktail called the yes and Ronnie was drinking his tip of cheek or something when he said that Cuz ironically you did not yes and me in that moment, but you were drinking The Here comes one right now No.

So, um, the ladies and guys, we have like six days to finish this or I like to put it six daily meals. So, let's get on it. It's hard to say, well, um, as far as the daily mail party, I guess it's not much that we have to do. I mean, I know it looks chaotic in here right now, but it's all going to come together. Right, guys? Yeah. He said, it's all going to come together like a beautiful symphony. I'm like, there's nothing about this place that is like a beautiful symphony. This is probably why Dune Mell has left Los Angeles to go to New York, because this is LA's

version of a beautiful symphony. And he's like, what am I doing in this city? I can't believe it. Fuck this place. Yeah. because this is LA's version of a beautiful symphony and he's like, what am I doing in this city? I can't believe you're here. Fuck this place. Yeah. So, um, they're like, it's a dress rehearsal, okay? So, can we agree, guys? No more changes past Friday? Can we agree? I'm like, sure.

And so they all fist bump. And then, um, then we get a Schwartz and, um, Schwartz and Sandi scene, because they haven't been hanging out for a while. So he's like, dude, I've been like growing, man, and shorts and sand easy because they haven't been hanging out for a while. So he's like, dude, I've been like growing man because I'm like getting a divorce, I'm losing my house. Do you know how but it sucks having a mortgage? Six grand, that's just my portion.

Then I have 35, a 3500 in rent. I'm not counting, I'm not even counting the bills and the lease here. Yeah, and then he's like, yeah, but sand of all, like, you're like the best partner ever. When I have your attention, I mean, there was a moment there when I was incredibly frustrated by you. You just were not present. You were dialed into every other project, which are sick projects. I mean, I love the band.

The escapism, but like escapism at my cost. Now, I get it. I actually, I can see why it's probably very frustrating to but like, escapeism at my cost. Now, I get it. I actually, I can see why it's probably very frustrating to be like we're opening a bar, and then my bar partner goes off to do a cover band for three months across the country that's frustrating. But I don't think that Schwartz is in any position to talk about not being present or like not,

or like things being at his cost, because as far as I could tell, Schwartz has just like been along for the ride through all of this. Sand of all has had to do everything at TomTom and now this too. And if anything, everything has always seemed to me like it's been at Sand of All's cost. So like I think he finally just like you know what, fuck it. I mean I think it was shitty that he went off and did a band. But I just think it's I think that shorts of all people who like pass himself on on his back for resupplying the tissue paper in the bathroom like once a week like oh he's pulled his own weight at this bar and now he's like oh man

you're just not very present. It's like, mm, I don't know if you have enough capital to complain about that. Yeah, because they made it look last season. Like, Santaval was doing everything. Shorts was never around doing anything. They had to make him do every little thing that he ever did. But then this season, they're showing shorts like, look, I'm picking out a countertop,

which is another Vanderpump scene that she loves to have in her shows. Like, let's go to the countertop factory. It's like her. It's like America. That's what they want to see. Countertop, so we got to see him do that. So now they're changing it around.

I think Tom is probably like, fuck it. The show's getting canceled. Okay, because last year they didn't know they were gonna get picked up for a long time. I think it was like, the show's getting canceled. Okay, because last year they didn't know they were gonna get picked up for a long time. I think it was like, the show's gonna get canceled. Our partner's a fucking asshole, and he's gonna be making all the money anyway. So why doesn't he fucking do the restaurant then

if he's not gonna let us do what we wanna do? Cause that guy, they still gotta deal like they have with Vanderpump with this new guy. Don't you think? Probably, yeah. I think that, and it was funny, because Sand, a short says like, yeah, Tom was doing like the most extras,

and like, he just like disappeared. I couldn't get through to him. And like, what turned things around was when I sat him down and told him, we're gonna run out of money. Like, wait, Tom Shortz is the one who's keeping an eye on the book. Something does not seem right about this. Now, that being said, I'm totally here for like a more focused

and a driven Tom Schwartz, but this all just feels very strange to me so far. Yeah. And the show's filming again, so if you want to start taking us to Bravo Fans, don't rush into being a husband. Okay, that was our talk. And it went really well.

It first didn't believe me, but I said, hey, ask was our talk. And it went really well. It first didn't believe me, but I said, hey, ask yourself this question. How many tickets to things has Jack sold? And Tom's like, oh, got it, got it. All right, story night, coming right up, story night. So by the way, sound of all, very creative person. I've seen a lot of clips of his music,

I haven't gone to hear it yet and everything It sounds pretty cool and really fun. I know a lot of people love to go. Yeah, so good for you Don't be hiring 20 musicians. What the fuck are you doing? You have the Glenn Miller orchestra out there? You're a cover band. You better knock it down to five. How are you thinking go make your money? Crazy you're the synthesizers. Jesus Jesus Christ that's called you know what's called download a karaoke track from YouTube okay so he's got like all 19 person horn section up there to play brick house okay we're for Justin Timberlake

snuck in work for you so sir now let's go over to sir and James shows up in his pink shawney shirt, making his arms like he's just fucking about to pop out of his mind, you know, he's just like, yeah. And it's funny because he walks in like all tough and like the filters are all sort of crazy and there's like visual effects on screen and it's like, sir, the most happening spot at this address and it's like all these things happening and then he walks's like, sir, the most happening spot at this address. And it's like all these things happening. And then he walks in like, it's like staying alive

or something like that. So you can look at his feet, walk down the street. Like, that's the boss, the boss DJ bitch is back. That's what all of everyone. And there's just something so funny about like him having this tough guy walk. And then he gets like the corner of the bar and puts up his little laptop.

Like there, I'm here, my little laptop. And you start suppressing themselves. Yeah. Starts like lifting his, it's like, yeah, I got my, got my tool here. I'm looking at how old his girlfriend is. For a couple of years. So he is.

Oh girl. I don't know, why isn't it saying? Okay, I'll look later when we're not supposed to be talking, sorry, I'm just curious. So Peter so then it shows the difference in how he enters which is like hey, hey, hey, hey, well saying how do people out there? Hello, not in person. Hello, director. Hello producer And then it cuts to recal the show how she's just like Hi, everybody. How are you? Hope everybody had a great weekend.

Being sweet. And then creepy ass Peter comes right up to her at the computer by the the back refrigerator where all of the best scenes take place here in Sir. And he's like, uh, Hey Recal, how's the night treating you? How's it? Yeah, he just sort of like, hey, hey, hey. He's like, it's been a while since the beginning. It's like, how's it going? And she's like, a little busy.

And he's like, yeah, the other night was fun. We didn't get your nachos though. I have this never-ending quest to get you those nachos. I mean, just like nowhere is going with this. She's like, yeah, wow, you're you're really hung up on those nachos. I kind of forgot about them because I didn't even order them. You're the one who ordered them. He's like, yeah, yeah. Oh, you really wanted them. So just wanted to make sure you get those nachos. Make sure you get those nachos. Ha ha ha ha ha. Fuck off, creep.

Fuck off. Greasy ass, Peter. Oh, it's so gross. I also like, you're the manager and she's your employee. I just feel like... I shouldn't say Greasy. I should say Slimy. Greasy seems offensive, but Slimy doesn't.

Does that make sense? Internal alarms went off. So I would like to change my answer to you slimy ass. Get the fuck away. You're her boss, dude. Yeah. It's like the first thing she does, you come, it's not like you're not allowed to date, I guess.

It's Vanderprung rules, but back the fuck off. This is work, sir. Yeah, I agree. I think it's just weird that like so many people on the show seem to have had to graduate through Peter to get to the awkward and awkward. It's just nasty.

And yeah, it is. It's like your audition phase, you have to go through, it's just gross, cut it out, dude. Also, she's a child. You're in your 40s, go away. By the way, I just want to say that James Kennedy's girlfriend, Ali, she apparently is 27, which I'm surprised at. She looked like she was like 21. And she has been on reality TV before, when she was 18 years old, she started in a

Dayton, Ohio reality TV show called The Valley, which followed six high school graduates as they prepared to go off to college. So not to be confused with the Valley, which followed six high school graduates at the Prepared Jiquov to college. So not to be confused with the hills, which has the same executive producers this show. She was on the Valley. Wow. Lid up Ohio's reality TV scene apparently. Well, that's good. I mean, like, she's older than I thought.

But also, you're old enough to know what you're doing, which worries me about you. I don't know about you, doing, which worries me about you. I don't know about you, Ali. Let's see. Let's see. Time will tell. So meanwhile, this chemistry, this taco, this taco, Dacho chemistry. Ooh. So, Raquel is really awkward, right? You can tell she doesn't like him at all.

Because he's like, yeah, I remember that you wanted him. So, I remember, I get a blowjob, right? For that. And she's like, yeah, I remember that you wanted them. So I remembered, right? I get a blowjob, right? For that. And she's like, uh-huh. Yeah, in the moment, I sure did want those. And he's like, yeah, I remembered. So she tells us, yeah, I wouldn't really say it's my type, but Peter's an actual man and not a man child.

Oh, honey, a man is just a matured man child. They're just hairier. They're not better. Aren't there just other men in Hollywood outside of Peter? I mean, I actually like Peter, but I think this is gross. Like, isn't there like, he's a fuckboy. Everybody knows he's a fuckboy, and he uses his Vanderpump rules, knit fame, or whatever,

to just bang all these young checks. Like, you do you, okay? It's not even sex shaming. Just don't touch my innocent little recall, sir. I think she should go after a random old guy. Like a random famous old guy, like Jack Scalia or something like that, you know? No, no, I don't wanna see that for her.

I think it would be amusing. I don't want a lot of storyline for her. But I don't feel like she'd get that with Jack Scalia. I think you would just be so happy that like I think is a mess. Scalia first of all. Sorry. How dare you. I didn't I was like, who's Scalia? What a weird name. Jack Scalia. It's like somebody who doesn't moisturize, like, is that? Jack Scalia, I apologize, Scalia family understate.

So anyway, the whole reason why Peter is mentioning nachos that like, oh, you didn't get your nachos is that way he can say, so let's get you those nachos that you love that you clearly want to get. And she's like, um, just, um, listen, I just want to keep a casual, because okay, so I won't be wearing a suit. I don't mind casual.

I'm like, I don't think she's dressed good casual, sir. Yeah, Peter. Peter just not understanding signals. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. At the fucking hostess stand. Okay, so Katie and Ariana at TomTom, so. This is funny to me, because they walk in and Logan sees them at a table. And Ariana goes, this is a nice table as if they've never been to this place before.

You guys know what every single table is like. It looks like it's literally sat at this table on the show millions of times. Whoa, look at this. Never knew there was a table like this here. Wow, right here in the middle of the room. This is so cute. It's not just Tom. It's Tom Tom.

That is the cute hits. Is it, are there two Tom's that own this? And it's here. Wait, there's cocktails and food. Get out. Uh, uh, uh. So they're having like a girls night. And Katie's like, are you going to invite Lala to girls night? And Ariana's like, yeah, because we're cool now. So she goes, yeah, well, I feel like I'm a little out of the loop and everything.

And Ariana says, yeah, because I mean, look, I mean, you've been doing so much. Like, you moved, you're selling the house, you're wearing a lace bra under a card again and a sheer button down from the yachts. You're getting ever closer to having Kenley, Colin bangs, I can feel it. I could feel them about to burst out on you. It's a lot that are going through. Okay. Just like, yeah, you know, but like Tom and I have been talking like, I'm really just trying to prioritize our friendship because we've decided that

of all the people who've tried and failed, we're going to be the ones that succeed at being friends freshly divorced. It'll totally work for us. We'll be the ones that'll make it work. Yeah, and Ariana's like, if one of my exes tried calling me Baba, I would call the cops. So I don't think this is going to work. So Lala shows up in PJs because she's Lala, you guys. She's like, I was like, am I able to wear pajamas and make look like not the jammers? Oh my god, I'm so glad you came up with that idea, Lala. Yeah, she's on trend. Revolutionary. So she, how are you, Arianna? And Arianna is saying, I'm just excited for a night out because like Tom's been gone

like 24-7 and everything, she's just excited to hang out with her boyfriend, and then all of a sudden, he's the van to pump walks in, and she's like, Hello, I'm back for my administrative duties, JoJo! How are you? Are you working or not working? Oh, please do not work up on me! Boundaries, JoJo, boundaries!

I've asked you to hand me menus with your hands instead of your ass cheeks, Jo't you? Please we get it Famous it working all right darling All right now max how many people tonight? He's like oh We've only got two bartenders mother who's in the kitchen well. We've got five people in the kitchen Oh really five here two there three there. What does that add up to if you're on a train carrying puppies down the hill? It's 60 miles now. You're in charge. Don't forget that. You're in charge Yeah, she just asked him random like number questions

How many calories are in Cheerios one and a half cups with milk? How many light bulbs in the chandelier above? Quickly you've got 10, 9, 8, 7 seconds max. Yeah, she has now put max in a managerial position, I guess. I guess he's running Tom Tom, which is funny and good for him because she never let his ass do anything but run food before. So I don't know if Max finally got smart and I don't't know got the access to their ringcam footage or what but he's got something on her ass now. Well, Pandy had had her baby so maybe she's on maternity leave and she's like well I got to have another child do it so Max fill in for a bit before we kick you down to

bus boy at the new place. I'd like to think Max found her like shagging a trainer or something and finally was like listen here mother I'm gonna be more than a food runner I shall be a ball manager and she's like oh I'm so proud of you darling so that Lisa comes it's joins the girls and she just turns the cake and goes so you're in your ex's restaurant which is like it's actually such a dick thing to say, but like, it's her. They're all like, ah, Lisa. And Lala's like, well, actually, it's hers. It's more her restaurant than his. I'm a petty bitch. She stays. I'm a petty bitch. Yeah.

I think with, yeah. And then Lisa goes, well, you all look great. Look at you. Just you're looking more beautiful than ever. And you, Lala, you're wearing pajamas and your face has strange proportions now, but good for you, good for you. Almost like that. It's a lot of come on the face.

That's why. And she's like, Oh, is that what she says? I wrote, a lot have come to the faith. And I'm like, what does that mean? I was sitting here trying to figure out what that meant. It's a lot of come on her face. I think that's what she said.

Fuckin love. Of course, of course, that's what she said. And Lisa's like, well, it doesn't look like you're getting any of that action right now. Do you know blah blah? And Lala's like, I'm not. So, like, if I'm not talking about it, then I'm totally dry right now. Oh, I should introduce you to my dear friend, Jack Scalia. So, Lala's like, Lala's not gonna go to Sir. Would the right guy to get this off of my computer? Let me just close it.

What? Fucking Jack Scalia. What's the thing that's for? I'm not pulling it back up. Don't make me pull it back up. I just got rid of it. It's on Jersey. You're gonna make me...

Whatever that was. Anywho. Jersey. It's on Jersey. You're gonna make me whatever that was. Any hill. Jersey. Jersey. It's a little bit called Jack. Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Doc B. Deadly Desire, the Devlin connection, T-Force, silent predators.

He actually was in red eye. I remember he was in red eye with Rachel McGatams, which is kind of a funny pairing. I mean, he's been in a lot of cheesy-ass movies. Nuclear hurricane. Ha ha ha ha. Vegas dick. Spend a lot of.

Vegas dick. I'm like, I have a zombie cat. I want to have like one prestige that goes in. That was amazing. You know, how it's end. He was in the natural, actually. Well, yeah, there you go. You got his prestige.

You can die now. You can die. Good. Yeah, there you go. You got his prestige you can die now You can for you guys go Leah you are A leader so Lala just keeps trying to lead with her you know Lala mess, you know not getting come on her face and being totally dry and so Vanderpromp's like well What about sir anyone going over to sir later? like, well, what about, sir? Anyone going over to sir, late to see James? And Lala was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't wanna be in that situation. I need to go home, possibly to take a bath and sperm. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha So Ariana's like, well, I guess I just don't understand what Randall is bringing to their friendship. That's so, and before she can finish it, kid, just goes, pick a ball. Pick a ball, Rand's bringing a pick a ball. And Lala's like, when I hear that people are going and communicating with that person,

I don't want you in my circle. You were the one who put them all in that circle to use his money just like you did, okay? And so Lala's like, yeah, when I found out about the life that Rathlet had been leading behind my back, really? You fuck the guy as a hostess because he walked up to you and offered you a partners movie and a Range Rover,

both of which he gave you the next day. And this is according to you. Get out of here. You didn't know. And he was married. Get you cheated. You cheated with someone who had a wife and a girlfriend. Listen, I don't think you wrongs make a right, but they should make you a little smarter. And the truth is that like she did not deserve to be cheated on, but she also should have been smart enough to realize what the heck she was getting herself involved with for crying out loud. Yeah, I'm not gonna sit was doing this behind my back.

And then we see a headline, La La can't have split from Randall Emmett, moves into a hotel with the daughter after lacking a post about him cheating. And I love that it sounds so big to me. When she checked into the fucking Beverly Hills hotel. I know it wasn't like at the it was not like the comfort in. So then we see a tax exchange between Lala and Schwartz and she was like, your cut dude, spent time with Rand, very hurt and disappointed and he's like,

ah, you know it's nothing personal, some pickleball and shooting shit. What happened between you guys, between you and him? She goes, oh, it's personal, trust me, but you couldn't even get on your own wife's team. How could you, how could I expect you to be on mine? I'm good on you. I don't associate with weakness. I mean, she does have a point. He really couldn't get even on his own wife's team. So, and by the way, I do think it's like I said before.

I don't know why it's wrong. Yeah, but he could, he was like, he was a shitty husband. I'm sorry. Like, there were times where he was in arguably a city husband. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah, and I think that he is being a shitty friend to Lala, unless he truly is like, you can either be a shitty friend to Lala and then be okay with being a shitty friend to Lala and be like, look, I still want to be friends with this horrific person because I guess I can play pickleball with him and he's going to pay for my drinks. Fine, but then don't be like, oh, I hate feeling tense around you, Lala.

Like you're, it's going to be tense. You're with her fucking rumple still skin ask, ex, you know? Yeah, you know, Lala makes me crazy, but 100%. He's in the wrong here. Who does that? Yeah, that's 100%. You know, and she's but I my favorite is just how she sets it up. She's like I got my closest friends together on Sheenah's rooftop

and I was very clear with everyone in my inner circle do not communicate with Randall because I'm going into a custody fight and I don't need our circles crossing. I was like oh Sheenah's rooftop. I love it. I know. Everyone we're meeting on sheenus rooftop. You know what I'm saying? Sheenus, sheenus, sheenus and Talata at night. I know, I was gonna say, I was very clear. Do not communicate with that man.

And I told you sheenus, I will have an enchilada after this meeting, but not right now, because I'm making a speech. It's definitely like this. So, Lala's like, yeah because I'm making a speech. Stuff like. Lala's like, yeah, I don't associate with weakness. Your liability. Then Katie's like, yeah, he's like, I don't understand the whole story. And I said, she was pretty clear.

And he's like, I'm going to touch the stove. Yeah. And I do imagine that Tom Schwartz is the one who touches the stove and the whole every time in the fajita plate, you know, every time you touch with the fajita plate. Oh, it hurt, Baba. So, Katie's like, the day that Tom takes responsibility for saying for anything will be a cold day in hell. I'll be long dead before that.

Ha, I'm like, well, you did marry him. So, ha. And then it all goes, and then just when you think it can't be any worse, the LA Times article comes out. Oh my gosh. The one that said every opportunity you blew your way into was also senior abuse against Bruce Willis and Al Pacino. Whoops, sorry. That must have stung. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't say that you didn't know that because you were actually on the set with those men not remembering their own damn name and having spit come down their face during their lines. So I'm not really sure we should try to pull here Lala, but It's not gonna work out. Yeah, and she's like I had heard rumblings about the LA Times wanted to a piece on Randall And they finally reached out to me and I was in shock by the way Wasn't the whole thing on Beverly Hills like two seasons ago When the LA Times article came out about Tom Gerardi and then Erica was acting crazy and

flat and then didn't she act like she had no idea that there was an article coming out? Yeah, she said, how am I supposed to know? Nobody knows that LA Times is dealing. Meanwhile, even Lalla knew about this article coming out. So, retroactive Gacha, Erica Jane. So she's like, I was in shock. He's been accused of basically running a casting couch. I mean, duh.

You told us about the casting couch. You literally told us that you used it. What? What part of your first film role? Was not, are you that literal that you're like, well, I was standing because I was a hostess that like, you're gonna say that there was no casting coach You're ridiculous

So using assistance to run drugs. Well, what the fuck else do you use your assistant for are you not supposed to use your assistant to use to run your drugs for you Listen if I need you to pick something up downtown pick it up Okay, you're my assistant So I'm not even with her on that one and they added up to about twenty five million dollars in lawsuits and she goes the article was the tip of the iceberg and kitty stop trying to dip the article in ranch you said it was she got and yet it didn't even include all of the things that I haven't told.

Like, uh-oh, Lala's got some secrets. Um, I was like, you, you bragged about tossing his salad. What else could there be? You know what I mean? That's what I'm thinking. He's like, God, you keep secrets. Toss of them. Toss out and scrambled mezz.

So Lala's like, she's like, it's basically- Toss out it and scrambled, Schmink. He he he. She's basically confirmed what 50 cents said. Randall is a mini Harvey Weinstein with way less money and power. I'm like, okay, so now you're trying to be friends with 50 cents again. Okay, good luck with that.

So you're just gonna stop. You're quote, huh? Because he said a lot more than that. So then she's like, yeah, well, I guess shorts and I have been like, we need to work through a lot and this no backbone, I'm Switzerland. That doesn't work for me. And by the way, you stepped up when it fucking mattered girls And I'm gonna remember this moment all of my life I mean remember the people who turned on me and I'm gonna remember the people who stood up for me and are like who Sacked up and are writing for me for my kids Very Erica Jane her home. I know yeah

Yeah, God what how strong these people are to say no, thank you I will not like to play pickleball today Randall. Yeah another innocent another innocent who had no idea They were with monsters as long as the money was flowing a lot on Erica So now we go to sir back down to sir where James is DJing and people are dancing and Sir, back down to Sir, where James is DJing and people are dancing. And, um, Rick Helen, Charlie are sneaking a shop behind the bar. Like, one, two, three, four, five, shots. And then Charlie is like, big girl squad, single. So I guess that's the update on Charlie is that she's not dating her boyfriend from last season.

And that's like, also like, I think the last, we see if Charlie for the rest of the, the rest of the episode. Yeah. And this didn't seem weird to you because they're showing everybody dancing and there's something about that pink lighting in the restaurant and like just like you can see kind of like an LED strip falling like the glue isn't holding it anymore and the people dancing all look literally like extras casting like 18 years old just like holding their hands in the air. There was a tinge of sadness to this. I'm not gonna lie.

I felt a little... There was a tinge of sadness, which actually made me feel really warm. Brought me back to someone vibes, you know. This show really thrives on it, tinge of sadness. That's true. It sounds worse when it's hopeful. LVP comes in slow motion. She's like, ta-a-a Yoooo! You don't know what she does.

He's like, no, but she's like the assistant person who stands by trees. Do you know her second name? Yes, it's, of course, Lisa. Her second name is Alexandra Peppin Pymzcup. What? Peppin Pymzcup? Yes. Peppin Pymscup. What? Peppin Pymscup? Yes. Peppin Pymscup. Alright.

He says, I thought he said, uh, Luba. Didn't he say Luba? And Luba, I'm looking it up to see what it is. And it is, did he get it right? Let's see. Allie Luba. So yeah, baby he did. Maybe he said Luba. Luba. L, Ali Luba. So yeah, baby you did, maybe you said Luba. Luba, like Luba.

Luba, Luba. So she's like testing him and she's like, oh okay, are you living with her? And he's like, yes, I mean not blasting it to the wall or anything Lisa, but yes, yes. She's like already right back into the fire James. She's like, not right back in, not right back in. Listen, Pamela Anderson got married in a day didn't she didn't she we He isn't it funny that that documentary just came out about Damn Anderson's sad life, you know how check it out. I hear it's really good. Cool. What a what a weird timing in TV land. Yeah strange

So then these to tell us it's like you can't be with himself I thought he would take like at least a break after a kill. I mean he was about to marry her She was the most beautiful woman on the planet. He held her in such a high esteem And so she she's like by the way, are you drinking? I'm not judging just laughing if you can handle it If you're doing fine, that's all I want to see and he's like yeah like I'm totally handling I'm totally fine. Everything's fine. Can't you see by the how large my eyes are right now? I'm totally fine like I learned a lot of things from drinking in those two years like for instance. I learned I Learned about sewing people so sourdough people made sourdough bread during the pandemic

I learned so many things Lisa but now I'm back to drinking wiki wiki wiki I'm totally fine. Everything's fine. I think it go wrong. So could I love one alcoholism is only a storyline and not an actual disease It kills thousands of people a year And it's like oh, yeah after two and a half years if not a single drop I decided to drink again because after all I did it to better myself It clearly wasn't enough and besides you know it, it was a new year, it was 2022. My class, it was like a reverse new year's resolution. I've never heard of that.

We're someone's like, wow, happy new year. I'm gonna start doing drugs this year. Yeah, yeah. Let's gather around. He's like, oh, James Kennedy. Okay, let me leave. Let me leave. That's it, okay, James Kennedy. Okay, let me leave. Let me leave. Okay. So then she goes, all right, well, let's get this part of going and then James turns the

crowd and goes, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Going. I'm like, will. So, um, Ariana and Katie walk over to Sir and the Tom's come and... Shimmer, shimmer comes! So... Um, uh, Ariana's like, oh my god, you look cute. Did you guys see I made Tom have a mustache?

I was like, it's Top Gun Summer. Yeah, yeah, there's, I love Top Gun. You know, who's also like, really good with Top Gun? It's like, Brock, he like, wants flow plan and he like, float really slowly. And I was like, oh my god, you're like, Top Gun, you know who's also like really go with like Top Gun is like Brock He like wants flow plan and he like float really slowly and I was like oh my god. I like Top Gun Okay, he's like I'm trying to decide if there's a server around here and Raquel comes over us okay, it's Raquel. Don't be mean to your server So Raquel comes over. She's like hi anybody want lemon drums And then James sees them all.

So he starts yelling and jumping on the table, waving his hands. Yeah, he's like, yo, I'm about to, uh, so Schwartz announces that he was going to get another tattoo this summer. He wants to get one of the state of Florida. Everyone's like, cool. And then Katie's like, are you going to do like a cover up? He's like, no, the Baba stays. It was very happy time in my life, you know?

So it's really important for me to have Baba and Florida on my ass. I'm like, people are gonna think that you got out of jail down in like Pensacola or something. So weird. Wouldn't it be funny if you had somebody asked at you that looked like underwear? Oh, I'm gonna sleeve my ass cheeks.

So they tell him that, uh, Lala left. Like she met up with them but she laughed and a short said like, because of me, oh my god I do not owe an apology but I'll sit and I'll talk to her I guess. And Katie's like, did you read the LA Times article? It's like, yeah, I read it. Turns out great, great reviews for that movie with Andrew Ritespar. I can't believe she got the Oscar nomination. Good for her. No, not that article about Randall.

Oh, no, no, I didn't really read it. She's like, yeah, but this is what she's been dealing with. And she's like, well, your cancer's like, ca, but this is what she's been dealing with and she's like, well, your counters like kept him high and side me and said of all says I don't think that he thought about that really and she's like, yeah, but that's kind of the problem that he didn't think it's a big deal to handle around the one. Obviously, it's like a huge deal. I mean, don't you have any respect for up to you know?

And then Schwartz is like, I just wanted to play some pickleball. So this version, it goes, there's like other pickleball courts, and there's like other people who play pickleball. Like it's not just a Randall thing, like Randall doesn't own pickleball, and even if Randall did own pickleball, he probably is suing him right now.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Sina is wearing such a scene outfit. She's wearing a blazer as a top, right? A pink blazer. And then it goes like it's like boobage. And then it looks like she's taken off half the blazer and then just scrunched it under her armpit. This is so her, you know. So they tell her, they tell Schwartz that he needs to have a talk with Lala because you know if you don't make it right with Lala, Lala does nothing but try and ruin your life

for the rest of the year. So just do whatever you need to do to make it good with Lala. And then it cuts to Rikkel going, wow, all of you guys have American express cards. I feel so left out. Get an agent. Has nobody told her kelvin get an agent yet? Because you know you'll work on Vanderpump rules for $5 a year until you get an agent. We all know that. Yeah, she's like paying for things with the Costco card. So then Peter goes up to James and he's like, Hey, so I just want to be a little transparent with you. We're Kelonai are going out. There was talk about nachos. I think she said something like I really want to get nachos to you Peter Let's do it tonight. I'm falling madly in love with you something like that

I don't know and James is eyes like bulge and then he's like well Well, well, you know what? It's okay. You know, you're always been a real one. So like I respect that I respect that a lot and then he tells us You're going from this to Peter this to Peter all of this all of this Peter's like okay glad we had to talk just keep up the good work though because this is awesome Hang ten hang ten buddy

Hang turn, buddy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Are you not tipsy? I know you're drinking again. It's fine. Do what you want with your life do it. It's okay It's like fine, but you know what like I'm not like drinking drinking you know it like do I like wine? Yes, do I like one do I want to have one when I go to with no standing France? Yes, that's what I want to do like one in cheese is something in France. All right. That's what I'll do Yeah, he starts doing this whole fanfic of him drinking wine in France So sure do I want to get to war. Do you want to go to France and have a little bit of red wine and some cheese? Maybe like walk along the sand, you know? Maybe pick out a lovely little book and be like, I'll have another glass of wine.

And the next thing you know, on the top of the apple tower, I've been like, fuck you all friends people, I'm fucking James. Can I lead like maybe a little bit of that? But you know, nothing too big. She's like, yeah, with your girlfriend, of course. She's like, well, Raquel, I mean, two and a half years a half years not drinking. I mean like I learned a lot of life lessons. Didn't I? Not drinking for two and a half years you know. So for quite a game of the future, it'll be for me not for some ultimatum, right? Well I want to be able to check in with you and

make sure everything is okay because that way I'll know I'm actually doing much better myself because I'll be like Oh, I feel sad for myself and then I'll check it on you and I'll be like oh you're doing okay Raquel cuz look at James, you know? All right, well, thanks for that Ali, you know good singing you know talk to you later. Did you just call me Ali? I'm Raquel You know what you don't even need to check in with me. All right, all right like just let me in the bathroom Let me the bathroom. Let me in the bathroom. God, I got a piece. You're not talking like not talking to you in six months and like now you have a girlfriend and like I wish you guys all the best. Oh yeah, love of my life. Love of my life. She is, Ali. Love of my life. Well, I mean you said the same

thing about me. Well, you know, well, I've never felt so connected to someone ever. I mean, one time I said, what if we went to France and she said and had cheese and I said, why? And she said, I love wine. Boom! Love of my life! Rekal's like James is my best friend and like he literally found a replacement in three weeks. Like, companies replacing their secretaries take longer than three weeks. I mean, they don't. But you know, I like that Rikkel think she's thinking things through. So she's like, yeah, like sing love of your life. And he's like, all right, I'm freaking out. I've got a good as that. You don't understand. Like when you drink again, you also have to pee a lot more again. So now is the next day and James is playing with his cats

and she and Rakell are walking over to play this called J-Pals. And then they get there and a lady's like, hi, welcome to J-Pals. I'm just gonna tuck you into an infrared blanket and it's gonna stay the same temperature the whole time and it's just gonna be like internally just like roast you from the inside.

It's like a Kenny Rogers roaster except you're not chicken, you're just a human. And you know, that's all you're just gonna sit and be constricted and sweat. So it sounds like fun, huh? Enjoy. I hate carnival. It's not okay. Well, I enjoy the alternative. You know, fucking boiling alive.

It sounds like a nightmare by the way. It really does. Like getting hotter and hotter and hotter. Like I don't like that. I don't want no the ladies like this is tar. We're going to pour this over you. Then we're going to put feathers on there. So dries into there and you can't pull it off.

Then you're going to boil a life. Okay, enjoy your time. Can I get your credit cards before we start? No. Oh my god, you both haveXs, I'm so jealous. So then Lala, meanwhile, is that her new office where she's doing all sorts of important work like filling, updating her iKal and um literally nothing. She has Katie come over to help her put together her Amazon office chairs because she doesn't want to mess up her nails, okay. Um, literally nothing. She has Katie come over to help her put together

her Amazon office chairs, because she doesn't want to mess up her nails, okay? Katie goes, Tom used to call me Bob Villa. And give her a sec, what's that? You know, like Bob Villa? That's what's a Bob Villa. And she goes, no. She goes, no, Bob Villa.

She goes, what is that like a character? Yeah, he's on like TV. She goes, so like Bob the Builder, she goes, no. Bob Vila, she goes, oh, because I'm like, who's Bob the Builder? I know who Bob the Builder is, because I have a kid, and I watch that shit now, so. So Lala's like, when all those fails, remind people that I have a child. So, me, Watson, in Sheena and Raquel. A lot of come on my face.

A lot of come on my face. So she never Raquel emerged from their changing rooms, get into what they have to wear for this process. And they heard both of these like gray, they look like they joined the cult. They're like, well, we went to shape house, but along the way we realized that there's like a lot of enlightenment to be had.

So now we're members of the unity of the seven church. So we're really excited now. The only places there are a lot to go are places with pink lighting like sir. It's really weird. So then we see James, he goes to Katie and Lala to the office to help them. And Lala's like, are you gonna building stuff James?

He's like, not bad, but I'm tired, right? I mean, I could build a table, but I need glasses for that. All right. It's like, I need instruction and I need to focus. So I was like, wow, you look really good, James. I almost had to say James, but I didn't say it. Okay, I may have to break you and your girlfriend up.

Just kidding. You like my new tits? By the way, I don't think any girl from would love to hear that from an ex of someone, BT Dubs. Yeah, he's like, you're naughty. Did you seriously get new tits? And she's like, yeah, I got new tits and a new ear. And she says I'm not gonna wear this wrong

with her ear. And I would like it was just like a whole different person's ear. What was wrong with her? It's like shell silver scenes ear or something. It's like a cabbage-fetched all year. Like what? Where'd you get that? It's just like a goat ear just flopping down.

Yes, that's what I want. Like I got a really unique giraffe ear. So like it, my new tits. So he's like, he's like, oh, a new ear to the, her, she goes, no, not even a little bit. He goes, wherever I'm farmed with my ears, you know, he's got some ears. And so Lala's, yeah, I kind of do too.

He's kind of like, James is always somewhat ingratiating because he's always got that kid from Mad Magazine going on where you're just like, you're a little asshole, but you were bullied, you know? I know that's the thing with James. It's like every time I get so mad at him, I always think about the story about how the kids and the play around like broke his arm.

And like, oh, I'm like, believe it or not, I'm actually a softie and it like unravels everything for me. I'm like, well, he's a terrible person who does terrible things to people and really just shatters their self esteem and says the worst, wretched, most wretched things to the people who are trying to help them the most. But he was bullied. And I'm like, oh. Oh, so, but then I want to break his arm later in the season. By the way, I mean,

I'm Twitter today. I didn't even click on this because like I can't even click to see what this means. But one of the things that was trending on Twitter today was the phrase bullying works. I don't know what's going on in America. But this is the time. Well, that's terrible. We have to look. I think whoever wants to have a look. Well, you know what, maybe we can look in our,

we have to record our bonus later. So maybe we can look at it in our bonus episode of the bullying works. I don't think it does work. We're gonna say that right now. No, no, don't bully. Don't bully. So, James is inviting them to, first of all,

Katie's of course working. She's actually doing the work, no one else is. And Laugh is like, oh my God, holy shit. You built the chair, Katie. It's like, yeah. She's acting like Katie's jupetto or something like that. Like she just screwed the top part of the bottom part. Yeah, so James is like, well, I'm

teaching this new hotel. If you guys want to come, hotel Ziggy. And Lala's like, well, since I missed your last one, I'll come to this one. And are you inviting everyone? He's like, yeah, I'm in thought in everyone, even Pia, I'm Raqqad. And Katie's like, wow, well, like, yeah, by the way, Peter like came over and like grabbed her face and kissed her. I was like, wow. Wow. So then we, wow. So then we go to Sheena and Rekal and she is like, so I was the rest of the last night to take you home. She's, yeah, he's slept on the couch. Oh really? I aimed at you guys make out because you did it sir You have to table right in front of everybody

Because I'm not trying to date Peter. He just keeps on forcing me out for nachos And I don't have the heart to tell him that they don't agree with me So you're just trying to cut on don't try And she's like, yeah, I guess so. So I'm back with Lala. Lala's like, how are they even a couple? In terms of hilarious, hilarious, it's hilarious. Anyone, oh, oh, oh, oh, hilarious. And so then Lala asks James that Ali is living with him.

And he's like, yes, she is. And she goes, oh, so you're yanking my dick right now, right? This is why I have so much comma my face because James Kennedy is yanking my dick. Jameson, you're yanking my dick right now. I have a child. So then back to she and then she's like, are you going to hotel singing on Saturday night?

Because I think Ali's going to be there. I have no judgment towards her whatsoever. I'm sure she's a very sweet girl. And like, James is very charismatic. It does not surprise me. He would wind updating half of an 86 calm. So there's like so many things to love about him. And I just hope that like, you know,

like that she doesn't suffer from low self esteem like I did She's like I put my needs first to help him and I mean like some stuff I tolerated back then I look back and I'm like what was I thinking? Yeah, she basically realized that like she's never cured and whatsoever something that I'm sure Brittany Will never get to so then Raquel is like yeah, she's never cured and whatsoever. Something that I'm sure Brittany will never get to. So then Raquel is like, yeah, she's like, yeah, what was I thinking? And it comes back to Lala and she's like, I remember when you like Matt Raquel

and like this is the same type of Gugu Gaga you had for her. And James is like, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but she ends it with, I'm just sank interrupt you but she ends it with I'm just sink Zlala does this bachelor's speak it makes me fucking crazy everything ends up the K her I and these are always the K It's like she's always in her own bachelor at okay continue bed sorry for the anorant Yeah, and James is like yeah, but at that time also DJing, sir, and I was also having fun here on a lay, and then I was like,

oh, are we finally admitting that we were having fun? And she's basically saying, like, are you finally admitting that you were fucking all these girls that you were denying, fucking all this time? And we see a montage of all these women over the years who've basically said, yeah, James, James and I hooked up while he was getting rekelled. Yeah, girl number one, I have your clothes from sleeping in my house.

Ding girl number two. Ellie girl number three. Hope. I'm saying dance. Most shows they're like, okay, they'll, they'll show people accusing them. You know, not the actual girls showing up. So James is like, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. She says, yeah, well, James and I, when we were very new in our relationships, we definitely were hooking up.

So ha! So you're making me nervous. Please don't, please don't. So guess my thing with Lala, you know, she's mad at Swartz because Swartz is hanging out with Rand and she's about to go through a custody case with Rand. But if you're going through a custody case that you're worried about with Rand,

why are you coming on National TV and admitting that you were cheating on Rand in the beginning of your marriage? Like, what are you doing? Come on! I'm only coming on National TV because I've got so much of it on my face. Hello! I'm not coming on my face. Hello. I'm not coming on national TV. National TV is coming all over me. That would be, that would probably be her real house. I've tagline. So I literally pull out paper towels every time I see Mr. Nielsen's car pull up in the front drive. Mr. Nielsen,

so James tells us. He's like, you know, a lot of guys make mistakes and obviously half of, you know, half of Lala wanted to happen to, but let's not deal with Daly. She obviously had big fucking plan to get that rock on the finger which she did, so she probably wanted to seal the deal again with JK before that. I mean, who wouldn't, let's be real. Who don't want to see the deal with Jake? Guy!

Party winky winky! Mmm. Oh gosh, and Lala's like, yeah, that's why he said that I did handstands, like, because I literally did for him. It's like, okay, you two are still as classy as ever. Let's go see what Rikkel and Siena are doing. So, the most important moment of the entire episode is here. Yeah, their treatment is over and Raquel's like,

I'm sweating, why aren't you sweating? She thinks it goes. My face doesn't really sweat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've had all my swag lands so they're going to move to my face. Yeah. So now we go to the Belmont. Belmont is the new mixology 101. And so the Tom's get a table and Schwartz is like, oh wow, look at those serving trays. They're blue. We should get them. Sande balls like, yeah.

Hey, it was interesting to see you and Kate, you're sort of bickering like you're still together. And Schwartz is like, dude, we have interesting to see you and Kate is sort of bickering like you're still together and shorts is like dude We have like a really good friendship. That's like literally one of the first times me and Katie a bickered in months She's like, you know, cuz law is like creating this narrative Some might say a convenient narrative that I chose Randall over law like how could you do that? It's like not that deep. I just want to play pickleball.. It's been like seven months, like, my life was crumbling. Yeah, and Santa Claus is like, you don't owe anything to her, man.

Fuck that shit. Because he still hates LaLasas. Yeah, it gets really a little bit over-engered. Why was LaLas coming for Santa Claus season again? I don't remember. I just remember that they got into a fight of some sort. Yeah, they hated each other's guts. I don't know. I'll answer next week. My head's too fuzzy today.

It's fine. But Santa falls like, um, yeah, you don't know where anything. And shorts is like, yeah, I don't know. La la God damn thing. Yeah. And also when law learned at Rand or whole fucking thing was a security for a Range Rover. So maybe she shouldn't, maybe she should have known not to get fucking knocked up by a fucking dude like that, bro. And so then, then Tandival tells us, it seems like pretty insane that Lala didn't see

this whole casting-cout situation from Randall considering they would role-play it. And then you, they do show footage of Lala admitting to saucy, like, yeah, sometimes we pretend to do role-play where I'll go to a hotel room and then, you know, I'll pretend like he's gonna give me a role for a movie. I'm like, have to suck his dick and stuff. Oh my gosh, he's like, yeah, I've been there plenty of times where I'm like, come to a hotel and I'll put a wig on and be named Tiffany and do anything to be in

a movie, like give you blow jobs and stuff. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. It's like the literal script from all of the articles, you know. So Sandivall's like, I mean, come on, bro. And Swartz says, he'll sit down with her, but he's just doing it for his friendship with Katie. He doesn't give a fuck up about law. He doesn't give a fuck about law.

And Sandivall's like, that's sweet, bro. That is so give a fuck about law law and Santa was like that sweet bro That is so sweet. Oh, that's why you're my bro bro And shorts is like yeah cuz Katie loves la la and like we have such a healthy divorce I'm gonna I'm gonna like reprand divorce cuz it's so dramatic. How about instead of saying like divorce say I want to start a happy new beginning Without you say I want to start a happy new beginning without you. You're like, no, that was funny. So then we go to James and Ali's apartments,

now we finally meet Ali, and James is basically making orders on how she should dress. He's like, we have to do the champagne one, and she's like, yeah, no, no, why? The champagne goes better with my shirt more. Remember, remember what I said. You champagne, me non-champagne, complement your colors. What's so difficult about this?

And she comes out and she's like, I thought I was wearing this one. And did you notice that that is a sir season one through five uniform? I did not notice. Wow. Almost exactly. Yeah.

I was like, wow, Ali, being a little transparent with our goals there, are we? That's sad. You're literally going to come up. You're literally going to come dressed as a waitress from Sir to the first Vanderfump rules party. Yeah. If you're at So House, there's no reason for you to go to Sir. No reason. Well, she can still keep her Soho has a job and just shoot at sir You know, yeah, I guess does anybody work at sir? I don't think anyone working so how's how about that? So Anyways, so they're all getting dressed getting ready and now they're all going to hotel Ziggy and James shows up at the DJ stand And he's like last oh, she shows up and then Lala walks up

It talks about how she was once like hooked up with the guy in a parking lot at the hotel and everything and And then they all they all come in and they meet they meet James James is like yeah, I do a geek here once a month But the thing they think about bumping me up to two times a month. I was like wow that's Huge amount of regular. I guess it's just like, you're not doing Coachella. I don't know, I just feel like it's cool that you're doubling your gigs there, but like two times a month is still like.

So did you already talk about Lala banging the guy? I kind of brushed over it, but if you'd like to elaborate on it. It's just Lala like everywhere they go. She was like, yeah, last time I was here, it wasn't Ziggy. I was with Faith, and I made Faith and her dude wait in the parking lot while I banged the guy in the car.

It's like, can we just get a hamburger? You know what I mean? I know. So he goes every fucking place they go to. So they hug James and then Allie, they also with Ali and Lala's like so Ali have you had any injections in your whole fucking life? I mean look at your face and she's like no never she is Yeah, well you have full lips already already. I mean you have full lips and everything already so you're good

But then she tells us James loves a thin lip bitch Excuse you said that she was... You just said that she had like, naturally full lips. She goes, I mean, first, Raquel, now Allie, and even I was a thin-lipped bitch back when we started banging. I was like, okay. So... She's not a thin-lipped bitch. How dare you?

Yeah. So then Allie starts saying, she's saying how like, this has been like the most spontaneous thing I've ever done. Like this, this really just like surpasses all my work on the valley. One of Dayton Ohio's greatest reality show, Conquest of all time. Anyway, everything just happens so fast, much like the valley that they were just like, we're just having so much fun and just like happen. It just felt so organic. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I wanted to be on a reality show.

I saw a lonely sad man on a reality show and I was like, I'll just do it. It just felt like organic. Yeah. And then of course, Ricala and Peter come in and to drama music. And Bala was like, oh, have you met her? She goes like, briefly. So now it's hugs with everybody. And Ricala and her exchange compliments

and say, oh my God, love your outfit. Oh my God, you too. Ha ha ha ha. And Raquel and Peter go get a drink and Raquel looks back and is checking Ali. Like they make it look like Raquel is very bothered, you know? And Peter is so deluded about where he stands with Raquel.

He's like, this is gonna be so fun. And she's like, so fun. So fun. Yeah. So fun. Yeah. So fun. She says so fun.

Like you spell so fun when you really don't want to do something like, so fun. That's like a f you and. It's like she's about to say Sephora, but she says so fun instead. So fun. So she knows it shows up in the classic, she knows it way. Hello.

And then all the Tom's come in and classic crop top scene. I love my scene. She keeps it real, you know? She comes in her classic crop top outfit, which as we all know, at the starting. So. And then OG Logan shows up the original Logan because he was part of the scandal of him

saying that he looked up with James Kennedy back in the season. Oh, yes. Yes. OG Logan's back. And then James gets on, James thanks the audience. He's like, he's like, thank you all for, I don't remember even what he said. I just wrote down that James thanks the audience, which is hilarious because he's just like DJing like, thank you all for that. I don't remember even what he said. I just wrote down that James thanks to the audience, which is hilarious,

because he's just like DJing at the side of a pool. So Katie and Logan are talking and some shirtless guy comes by in a towel and he's like, and he's kind of hot, I guess. And Logan's like, oh my God, go get that guy. And Katie's like, I can't, Tom's around. And he's like, so what? Tom's always gonna be around. And she's like, so can't, Tom's around. He's like, so what? Tom's always gonna be around.

And she's like, so far he hasn't been around for most of my happening. I call please, cause they've been in a stitch in bitch in the valley, is some fucking cats. One of those stores were pet cats. And then meanwhile, Schwartz is talking to Peter. And Peter's like, so how's it, how's it feeling being single tonight? And Schwartz's like, I'm just numb. I have, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I go up to her, she just goes away because it's so much chemistry, you know what I'm saying? So then Lala is talking to Katie that she found a guy that she might like and Katie's like, yeah, that guy is hot. And Lala's like, oh my god, I totally don't even remember how to do this anymore. It's just like so crazy. So what is it, Lala? So anyway, I can't. So Lala is like, this is like my first time being single

and sober. Like I don't have anything to loop me up. I mean, I guess done there. I have something to loop me up. Talking about my vagina. I can put lube on my vagina to make it wet and greasy for a penis to go in. That what I'm saying is I love dick

But sometimes dick needs something sort of like a jelly something sort of Wet to make it go smoother. You know, I'm saying I love it. I love it So she goes up and says hi to the group and the guys like so how old are you? She has 31 and he goes that's within my bracket. Oh She goes I'm looking for a one-nighter, so we're good. And he goes, and then she goes, I have my kids tonight. And he goes, great, I'll be quiet. Which I actually thought was a pretty clever

flirtatious response back. So, I'm recalucinating him notes. Oh my god, I have some thoughts about that guy. Yeah, some for classy. And those responses go, I respected it. I have no idea what that guy is. I have some thoughts about that guy. Super classy. Those responses go. I respected it. So, Requel, what is this? That's what Requel is going to kill you.

So Requel is like, clearly this girl is not going anywhere. So I'm going to go say hi to the girl. So she pulls her side for a chat. And James of course sees it immediately because all he does is press play on his goddamn computer and we all know it. So he's like, why is Raquel pulling out of your side

for a conversation? Why is Raquel pulling out of your side for a conversation? So she pulls her aside and Raquel's like, look, I just wanted to check in with you because I still care about James. And I just wanna make sure that he's good and stuff. Well, I'm so glad we got to talk, because I want to be considerate of your feelings, especially now that we're in the same circle now.

Like I'm in your cast now is what I'm trying to say, you know. And Rick Hell is like, well it's just hard because obviously you're in love with the guy, and I was too. And Ali goes, I appreciate your guys' relationship because he would have been completely different if you didn't have you. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, thanks for basically being his finishing school, but you sort of didn't finish anything, making him ready for me. Thanks. It is like that, right?

Is that thing when you break up with someone and they're a mess, but then the next person, they're ready for the next person, you know, because you train them. Yeah, you train like, wait, why didn't you just act this way with me? Because that's how I wanted you to act. However, that is not the case here.

Yeah. However, that is not the case here. Yeah, I don't think James has learned anything from his relationship with Rick James It's actually worse, you know, so Let's see so they're like really glad that they talked right and because like he's so motivated and fun and She's like well, I'm not gonna take it and because like yeah, cuz I was kind of shy around and she was oh, yeah Well, I'm not gonna take it and we're cause like yeah, cause I was kind of shy around and she was, oh yeah, well I'm not gonna be shy. So his world's about to get rocked and we're cause like, yes, good, uh, good, uh, good, uh.

And I like that. I support you, you got this, you go girl. And Ali is like, he's just like a fast person, like he goes a hundred miles per minute and it cuts to him at the DJ booth going, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go but we all know it's fucking jacks walking around there in a towel. Yeah, it definitely is. And so, Raquel's like, I'll pass. And the guy goes, oh, because you're sitting on my fucking couch.

Like, oh, and she goes, well, you're kind of interrupting. So, and then they get up to walk away and she says, oh, I'm way too tall for you, by the way. And you know that they like, they got him good because he didn't allow his face to be shown. And that's kind of funny. Like if you work, if you have like, if you put in the work to have a body like that, but then are too embarrassed to show your face on TV. And you're walking around in nothing but a towel at a filmed party, you know, we'll just sit ahead. So they go to now we're dancing, dancing party party, Lala goes to the cheesy guy in Burberry,

and Swords pulls Lala aside to talk. Okay, so Swords is like, Hey, can we talk? I don't want to deny your feelings, but I really love people with two syllable nicknames. So, you know, your friends with Baba, and I still want to be friends with Lala. Okay, let's figure this out.

Yeah, you know, from my point of view, it seems absurd. I mean, the cheating is horrible, but you completely cut me out of your life for hanging out with someone seven months afterwards. Just listen, I don't ask for much, except for the fact that every season I make demands on all my friends. I was gonna say since when?

Literally every season, there's like a list of things you have to do or not do, be with Lala. But like, I would never over cheating, say you can't hang out with someone, except of course, like, you know, I would always say that. But I got on that rooftop and it was me, it was the girls, it was a whole lot of enchiladas and I was very clear.

I'm going into something that is going to be life-changing for me, and if you don't want to be on my team, that's fine, but I can't have you around me. Like, I'm, again, I'm on La La Side, but I do think the rooftop thing is crazy. She's ridiculous. She's like, it was on Sheeness rooftop. I know. Dare you. And shorts is like, I'll be honest, the fact that you wanted to have a meeting felt a little egocentric to me. And she goes, Oh, to say it's egocentric isn't cool. You better, you better take that back. You better take that back to

have a meeting on Sheenas rooftop about my situation. Hadar, you call that egocentric. We had to come up with a password to get in. Okay. Do you know how hard that was? And a special... That was an enchilada centric meeting. I won't take it back. It was from my point of view. I felt like that. Lala's like, well, from my point of view, you're weak.

You're weak! Well, if this had happened to anyone else, it would take them fucking out. Wait, what? It would take them. Oh, that's this happened to somebody else. I would take them. Oh, this would take them fucking out. But I wake up every morning. I provide from my kid. I pay off the ass for the fucking lawyers. And I'm not a weak bitch. I like she says that if she's like the first, the first single mom who's been in the situation. I love that she sounds like she's the opening of Alice, you know, like Linda driving in her station wagon,

you know, down the freeway in New Mexico. I mean, the answer, I mean, it's funny because the truth is, yeah, she is doing that and it is cool and it does suck that she's in that position and good for her. True, I'm like angry saying good for her, but she's also saying it in a way being like, other people, this would destroy, this destroys everyone else, but I can do it. It's like, yeah, no, I'm glad you can do it, but like there are a lot of people out there who are doing it and are in much less privileged positions. The timing of it was just all crazy too because she finally she left she was loving him all last year Last year everything was perfect. Everything was great. She loves her

Yeah, the problem happened when the articles came out saying he was broke and it turns out he owed all this money to all these people And he was in all these lawsuits and she was out of there like immediately Yeah, so she's like, you know, and this is black and white. And if you choose me, you choose me or you're my enemy, you have to take a side. And he goes, you don't think that sounds absurd. And she goes, this is the year of burning bridges. Like, how about you just don't involve everyone in your custody battle? How about you just do it and like, just, you just do it, you know, but that being said, it's like the funny thing is I'm actually agreeing with her

Because shorts should not have been hanging out with Randall. It's fucked up, you know But this is the glory of the show is that you can come back up rules, right? You don't have to you don't have to agree with anybody like you can throw. Yeah It's the beauty of Vanderpump rules. Yeah, so shorts is like well when I hung out with Randall It was not malicious. What you sent me via text was malicious. So you took a dick at my marriage and you said I don't associate with weakness. So do you like, do you like standby? That's just like, right. I don't associate with weakness. I only marry it for a little bit.

It's just fine. Well, who the fuck do you think you are? Because I'm not spending the rest of my life with the woman I love and we're not gonna have kids and we're not growing, grow all together and I'm not worried about what's going on in Lala's life to be frank because of that. Yeah, she's like, okay, she's like that, but my feelings that the lowest point in my life. And then we get close-ups of everybody in the cast, which is really weird. It's like close-up. Here's what she's talking about.

Talk goes very slowly and James wiggy wiggying very slowly and then it cuts to her cal and she's just staring straight into the camera. I'm like, are you looking at me? Are you am I looking at you? Where are we looking at us? She's actually us. We looking at us. She's just looking at an application for American Express.

It's on like a counter. What? Just to get that out. Yeah. And that's the end of Vanderpump Rules. So pretty, pretty amusing, first episode back. Looking forward to it. I'm glad it's like about real shit this season so far.

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