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Episode Date: September 30, 2021

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Hi, man. Hey Ronnie. What's up? Welcome back to Vanderpump rules season. God. Starting over the new class. The new class season nine of Vanderpump rules. It's back. It's back guys. It's back. Can't believe it. I still look great. Yeah, you you do. Um, back, can't believe it. I still look great. Yeah, you do.

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And here we are with Vanderpun for rules. Ronnie, it's back. It's a big Hibachi return. Ooh, yeah, a big Hibachi return. What did you think just like before we get into the nitty gritty? What did you think about the season premiere? Well, I had a weird feeling going in, Ben, because a lot of us do. Lots happened since then.

A lot happened to change it to this point. There's a lot of drama. I went down to change it to this point. And I thought, you know, just give it a chance. This has always been one of our favorite shows. Let's just jump in, you know, and see what it's like. And then we were lucky enough to see a press screener up at this week, so we saw it a little bit early.

And they still had the old credits on the new episode, which was just like watching one of the tachiest in memoriams. Of all time, right? Yeah, got to get you to imagine. Macchiest in Memoriams. All time, right? God, could you imagine? Did you get your magic in Memoriams? We're just like face swap to the Vanoprom fruels, opening credits, like Sissley Tyson, just like a Martin.

Sissley Tyson's filling champagne all over people, slow motion. Oh, I mean, Reston P, Sissley Tyson. How dare I invoke Sissley Tyson at this moment right now? I am so sorry to the peace, Sussley Tyson. How dare I invoked Sussley Tyson on this moment right now? I am so sorry to the ghost of Sussley Tyson, you do not deserve this. Oh, but yeah. Ed Asner.

Ed Asner, that's a better one. Ed Asner has Jack's tailor. They hand together like a, like, over the leaning over the bar. Yeah, Beethoven's like sitting there holding a trip, catch-ups to Mary. Who gets put on Sheenah's body? Who gets, who gets that indignity? Eleanor Roosevelt.

Yeah. I don't know if it's Missy Gainer still with us, I think she is. So yeah, there was that. So that was kind of shocking to my system. I was like, wow, all fired. It was like a Vanderpromp rules, you know, ghost experience. And then it started, and I laughed the whole time. I mean, I thought it was hilarious the whole time. Even people that I normally didn't laugh at all the time before, like, Lala, I was cracking up even with Lala.

Yeah, I agree 100%. I actually thought it was a really strong episode. I think it was actually the strongest episode we've had, like the strongest in like two seasons. Yeah. I mean, there were some good episodes, obviously in the past two seasons, even amongst weaker seasons,

there were some really good episodes, but it really made me optimistic for this season because going into it, I kind of felt like summer house and Southern Charm may have started to eclipse the Vanoprom Brawls, Vanoprom Brawls sort of seems like left in the dark or whatever in the past. But coming back, I was shocked at how well it worked. I thought that it was very funny.

There was a lot of that self-involved, self-involved anointness. It wasn't as like, cloyingly babyish, it wasn't cloyingly like, I'm an adult now, like as it was the past two seasons. And I actually think like one of my concerns

was how is this show gonna work without Stasi and Jacks who are two of the big villains, right? And first of all, it's like, it's silly me to think that they would, like there's so many villains on this show, that's not a problem But also I think what it did was By not having jacks by not having saucy in Kristen although I do still sort of miss Kristen the show had kind of I think struggled to find ways to incorporate these people in right like is it left the restaurant

It didn't make sense and and we had to make spend a lot of time at energy that left the restaurant, it didn't make sense. And we had to make, spend a lot of time at energy focusing on the witches of WeHo and Jackson Brittany. And I think the show just kind of was like suffering under all this weight. And I think by actually, now that they're gone,

we can really still now focus on sort of the central staff of like Sir and Tom Tom and like some of their ancillary side people. And I think it gave just enough focus to make it feel for me at least in this episode, like the show might just be back on track. Yeah, well we'll see, you know, time will tell. It's gonna be a vaniper pool season,

it's always a long season. So we'll definitely have time to dissect it over the next six months of our lives. I know, we'll know. Okay. We'll check back in in May when we're in episode 47. And we'll be like, oh my god, please make this end. I just wrote, old credits horrified me.

These are the best days of our lives as everyone who got fired is flashed on screen. These are the best days. It's like dead dead. You know, I told you me and my friend Cheryl used to do that when I was a kid. Everybody that came on TV that was dead. We'd just go dead I don't know why that was so funny, but we always

always We would always Crack up doing that with each other and this this opening. I was definitely like Is there a world in which M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- I'll watch her and everything. I even watch out Lizzie bored and bullshit with her. I was like I love you Christina richie Okay, well, let's get into it because otherwise I'm gonna just I'm just gonna go on and on and be talking Oh really you want to get into it? You want to get into it? Well, here's a new trick I'm gonna go to written just for Vanderprime rules because prime rules because yeah tricks he really had to like come out with a new banger because she had been working on her side project which we all know is the tricks he mononacle choir of Utah. Ho ho ho ho ho Trixi Monaco has been off for two years on this show because this is how she enunciated this whole first song.

I'm on my he-me, ha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- to hear that it was coming get it now. It's like coming get it. I had to rewind three times tricks Yeah, yeah, Tricksie you used to I think she's trying to be like Ariana Grande I should like well you know all the Ariana Grande doesn't say much more than like one big long syllabus So I could eat that too So the first thing we see our Tom and Tom in their like their motorcycle sidecar in matching green cable net sweaters. So this first image I was already full of dread. I was like, we're screwed. This is gonna suck. Me too.

Yeah, I'm over costume stick. I'm over sidecar stick. I'm over. I'm just over Tom and Tom. It's fun dad stick. It's fun dad stick. You know, they're both like, we're the fun dad. Neither one of them are dads yet, that we know of.

You know what I mean? This is Vanderpump rules, you never really know, but. But we know they're not really dads, they need to get over the fun, dadstick. You know what I think would really help this show? If they became enemies, that's what I mean from this show. I need them to become enemies. Tom to start going crazy like Jack,

SantaVal, to start going crazy like Jack sand evolve to start going crazy like jacks Which you already see kind of coming like his ego is already really like well I mean red parachute pants now and crashing my legs like out of the act of studio like we're already see I've got to go to the mustache now like we're already seeing this like Soul patch kind of a vibe come into sound of also we see him slowly boiling over the crazy pot and then we see Schwartz you know Schwartz still looks gray he looks like he's got a needle sticking out of his arm through half of this show so I'm going to see him kind of like come out of his drug haze and I'm like allegedly I mean I don't

know I'm not alleging it but you know know, I'm just saying what he's saying. I'm just saying what he's saying. Just what he looks like. And I'd like to see him kind of come out of it and be like, no, you know what, Papa? I'm the guy who can run all the restaurants. Yeah. And the see them go head to head, you know, Titans. Yeah. I'm the number one guy, Papa.

Yeah, I feel like, you know, we're meant to believe that Tom is like becoming the arrogant power hungry person. But I also, like, I'm not totally there to co-sign that because I feel like he is dealing with shorts and Katie on like every single day. And like, wouldn't you also just be like at your wits end and just want to just want to take the reins at a certain point? So I feel I would, but you know who they're dealing with. Tom, sand of all. So it feel like you know who they're dealing with? Tom, Santa. So it's like who's really winning? Because you know how Tom

Santa is. He'll be like, oh, you jump out. Really, bro. I could jump out better. Oh, really? Your name is shorts. I can name myself shorts better. You know, he's like that. So they're all dealing with something. I'll tell you who they're, you know you who they're really dealing with. Business! Hello, I'm Lisa Vanderpump, and because I'm a business woman, I shall appear in a blazer and a loose necktie! Listen, I've given up the magic man capes! I've given up the pussy pose! And now, I'm on to neckties. Oh. Yes, first of all, I'm very happy that as far as we can tell, Lisa Vanderpomp is no longer dressing like a magician.

Maybe she heard that magicians are like for little kids, but she is now doing the neck tie thing. So I feel like this is a step in the right direction. I think the magician look for her last season really was such a like a brand-tarnishing move for her. Like, you know, she used to be this like sort of like effortlessly glamorous and sexy, sexy, unique restaurant owner and then to just sort of be showing up in these like, these roughly necks and cuffs with this weird studded things and blazers.

And I just, it almost ruined Lisa Vanderpump for me, almost. I dug the magic look. I love a good sequin, okay? And everything she had was like sequined and she's like, no, quit going, we'll smack right into sequins! And I don't know. I don't know.

As an old dinner theater actor, I kind of like that in a person, but, you know, I got it. I like any coat you can really wipe down with Windex and just call it a day, you know? So she's very busy like, paper, noob, noob, noob, I'm very busy, you all right? Now Ken, Ken, we're on track to open and what Ken? A weekend.

He's looking at me on track to have, I don't know why I like Donnie, he is all day, I'm looking to be live, donnie. contract to open in what can a weekend is all day I'm looking to be live I feel something trickling down my leg right now very good glad we have this meeting can is sitting on a little stool in the corner of Tom Tom and I believe he has been there since 2019 there's a pandemic dog I'm just waiting for customers when he finally kicks it they're going to shove a hose up his and out of his mouth. It's just gonna squirt water out

Little statue a little statue of Kevin the corner So we also see Richardson so Richardson has been you know, he's been you know He's in that tier of Vanoprom Brawl's players Like Peter or little Peter is like the highest part of it because Peter's recrosses over into kind of like friend of status, but there's like a bunch of these Jesse Richardson, Natasha, people who are just there and have been there for years and pop-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up actually work. So Richardson is now the new manager at Tom Tom, which is good because Max is fired. And sadly, I think this is the beginning and the end of our diversity in the new 2021 Vanderprame rules. And I mean, this is a show that wound up in the national spotlight for, you know, problematic bullshit. And you sort of thought like, Oh, okay, let's

see what they do in 2021. And it's like's like, here we're gonna talk to Richardson for 30 seconds and Diversity it is done. Yeah, this is all we get. Yeah, I agree with you. That's pretty awkward It's like well, we only have one black man, but he does have two D's in his name. So that's something isn't it? something. Isn't it? Magic. It's like the beginning of below deck, you know, how the first episode, they're like, okay, here's your debt crew team. And then here's the first officers, you know, Jeff, Jeff, and you see the people who really work on the boat and then you never see them again. Maybe you'll see their legs dangling off of Captain Sandy's couch in the bridge, but that's it. That's the Richardson every year.

It's like the first day you see Richardson. Although this year, the cast photo Richardson is in the front row. I don't know if you saw that. They put him in front and center. So maybe we'll be getting more from Richardson as the season goes along. But yeah, this is the big diversity improvement

on the Vannevverm rules. And they had 30 seconds with Richardson at the top of the show during the montage of, hey, this is what people are up to. You know what I hate about these on demand things is I just, it's like, do I have like iBugger just morph you up? What is it? Do I have a book or do I not?

You literally have iBugger just morph you. There's no way to see an iBugger on this on this camera right now. I feel like I have a big ice. But you know, just morph you up. I think that is a great, listen, if there's any time to get this more fiat it's when talking about Vanderpump rules, am I right? I guess, but yeah, I'm gonna start injecting my eyes

with filler. I'm gonna have little eye boobs. Yeah, I think I'm just getting eye wrinkles and it's like creasing right where the booger comes out and so I'm always seeing them. Anyway, guys, sorry about that. So yeah, Richard said, so there like isn't this stressful Richard is a sim and he's like

I just breathe in calmness my ex-help possibly covered in fact the spittle bubbles all over the place no need to worry So go Richard say no Richard sin you Encourage those souls you are now wrapped and we will no longer see the rest of the episode. Thank you Next hailing in infected spitter bubbles all over the place. That's what they said on my wedding night. GERDGEED! I may be in an acti, but I'm still sexy. Sexy is my business, that's why. Now let me put that in my mini-na envelope, because I am business.

So then we go over to James, who's in his apartment, DJ. And he's like, oh yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. And then we just, he's like doing these like karate chops. And then he's like, let's have no, he's doing every DJ move that little kids do in their bedrooms while they're practicing. He's like, look at me on DJing, but I'm doing it with my own scrolls. You know, where they they're like I'm reaching for the record here but I'm reaching with the knob with my other hand like the cross-armed talent.

Are you ambi? And then we like we zoom out and we see that he's basically DJing for like a moth on the wall in his new smaller apartment. It's just like there's like three moths that are like a moth Coachella right now. I'm like, and then we just hear Rick echoing, babe, will you help me move this table? He's like, he's like trying to move the table with his arms crossed. He's like holding a headphone into one ear. He's like, baby, you don't have to listen to the headphone to move the table. No, I got to do this on my DJ.

So then we go to Ocean. Lala's baby. Yeah. We're not going to the ocean. We're going to Ocean. Oh, man. Which is Lala's baby. It's a baby named Ocean.

You know what? I don't want to disbaby. So I'm just kidding. I love dising babies. Kind of name is Ocean. Do you know how polluted the ocean is? Why don't you just name that baby side of the freeway? Okay? Freeway shoulder.

No, no, no, no, no. Ronnie, I don't have to listen to this. Okay, I have a baby at home. That's going to be Lala's tagline. Oh my god. I'm going to turn it deep by the way. And she knows. She's already like, That's gonna be Lala's tagline. Oh my god. I'm really surprised to be turned into a date by the way. And seeing that, she's already like, oh my birthday's theme is mommy's night out.

I know, the two of them are in a mommy off right now. And it's like, I was dreading all the baby's something from rules, but seeing the babies being weaponized for status on the show is actually kind of hilarious. So I'm all for it. Yeah, me too. I'm enjoying that more than I thought I would too.

God, I'm a sucker for a baby though. God, I just love it. Well, I like that we were not centered on the babies. I thought we really would be, but they were actually a little bit more tangential than I was expecting. But I think if the cast had remained the same, it would have been a problem.

Because we would have had, like, because Brittany would have centered her baby a lot. Like, would that baby would have been in like a Lula Roe, you know, one Z. I would have been trying to. Like, you know, baby, you were good. You were good. I would have been trying to hook the other babies

onto Lula Roe. It would have been like the little Lula Roe master of all the other babies. So, Lala is drinking her own breast milk, which fine. It annoyed me, not because I think it's like gross drink or breast milk. I didn't know it because I think that Lala felt like

she was like, interesting because of it and she wasn't. So then we go over to Ariana and Katie and they're at a dog park and they're on a little doggy date, which is thrilling for dogs. you know, dog dog dogs. This worried me. This seemed worried me too. You know, and I was coming into this, I was coming into this looking for things to be worried about. But this definitely, I was like, oh no, the dog park. No, that's where we're starting. No, guys, same. But they're with their dogs, and then we go over to summer moon. She's not calling her baby calling her mad.

So we go over to Sheena's house, and you know, I wrote here, I really love how they're using the babies, how babies were meant to be used as props, you know? It's like, look how cute this is. Put it down, let's go have a conversation somewhere else. Then I'm in. And Sheena is being the mom, we always thought she would be,

what you're saying. Not all babies are as cute as you. We have to give you a manicure. Would you like a coffin shape? All of all, what do you think? Coffin shape, my coffin shape nails. And the thing is that like, I think we're meant to digest this as she's making a joke.

But I actually think she is very interested in giving her baby coffin shaped nails. Oh yeah. Did she say coffin shaped by the way? It's coffin shaped right? Yes. And she's definitely one of those mothers who's going to be totally face tuning her baby on Instagram.

You know how everybody loses their shit when they're like, can't be so sick who's face tuning the baby? You know that she knows gonna do that. That baby's gonna look like, always look two years old. It's never gonna not look, you know, it's not two years old,

like maybe a day old. It's always gonna look like two weeks old. Well, the funny thing is the baby is already just like, she knows because when she's like, do you want to, do you want to cough and manicure? You want to cough and manicure? It just cuts the baby and it's just like staring at you and it just spits out its pacifier like,

haaah, like, they who to give the bottle to. Okay, which one of you two needs a pass of higher? I do. I need one. I think I'll take one of each of the prime pacifiers. Who's comforting who in here? All right. Who's comforting who? Okay, Brock. Man, boy, you're beautiful. But God, he's stupid.

Let's get to some Brock line soon, because let's your heart bless your adorable bear man-bunded heart. You're a dumb dumb. Get over here and give me a hug. Speaking of which, the Tom's now finally walk into Tom Tom and Lisa gives them hugs and Lisa is telling it saying, people have been locked up for a year, and now they want to come out, and they want a party. So what does that mean? We're back, baby, because everyone loves the party

in a place with fluffy barstools. Ooh, party time! As fun as it's been not paying anybody for two years straight, I'd love to see them desperately come back to work because they need the money now. She was in a lot of drama with not paying her staff during COVID and staff, eh? So Schwartz comes in. He's like, wow. This comment brought to you by Luke Gopran's and, eh, did you hear? She didn't pay her,

she didn't pay her staff, eh? So then Schwartz, you know, gets his hugs from his, you know, lovely mommy, who he loves, and he's like, Oh, wow. It's so nice to be out of the house and breathe non-catey saturated air. It's amazing. Baba. Oh, well, you guys are the only two of the whole group that didn't have a baby. I mean, I don't mean you do get it.

It's a joke that you two got together on how to baby together. I went neck ties now. I went from magician to Paula Panstone. So then Swartz is like, yeah, well during quarantine, me and Katie made a concerted effort to get pregnant. And the producer is like, what does that mean? He's like, it means that we have sex. And then he starts doing the thing that you do when you don't want them to use anything that you're saying.

Like he's a Dereek Kemsley type who just stole a lot of money from somebody. He's like doing this with a potato chip bag. He's like, okay, sex whenever the clock told us to oh I can't wait to fashion a hilarious joke about that in front of a brick wall because I'm a comedian now necktie's so so then Lisa goes and sits down with none other than the then Lisa goes and sits down with none other than the Maestro! And they have to figure out the outside terrorists for dining. So they're just sitting there doing that. And we also see Puffy.

Have we met Puffy before? I feel like we have, but sometimes it's hard to keep track. Puffy? The dog. I don't know anymore. It's like Puffy, FLEFY, Muffy, Scruffy. Like who knows? Okay, get better names. So she's talking about the patio and she's like, I don't want anymore. It's like puffy, fluffy, muffee, scruffy. Like who knows? Okay, get better names.

So she's talking about the patio and she's like, I don't want to spend too much money because we don't know how permanent it's going to be. Let's refer it to it as the Max and Dana patio. So people understand we will close it and pretend it never existed. Anytime we feel like it. So then, uh, meanwhile, Schwartz is very nervous. I mean he's always nervous like he could see a peanut in a in like a bowl and be like oh god should I have that peanut? I don't know will the peanut get mad at me but he's actually nervous

now because he and Tom Sandevol have started they're opening up a new spot and they have not told Lisa yet and Sandevol, dude, as amazing as it is to see Canon Lisa, I'm also slightly nervous because I don't know if they know we're opening up a new spot or not. Oh, dude! I think she knows, she's wearing an X-Ty. She knows that turns me on. So we see a flashback of the Thoms in their new space and there's like a bar. And then we just see Thoms and then we'll go,

we gotta do a double decker booth, like up here dude. I'm like, what is a double decker booth? How does that work? Is it like a bunk bed of tables? And what is that? It's gonna be one booth with another one on top of it that you have to climb a ladder over the other first table.

And then these people are gonna be sitting under a terrible community theater built stage like thing where they're hearing like boom boom boom boom boom right above them from the asshole and then you know people are going to get ratty and do shot to them and fall the fuck over in that double decker booth. You know what's going to happen? Yeah, I literally think the double decker booth gives me so many, so much anxiety. I imagine just the person on the bottom, it's just a constant, to me, it's just a constant stream of napkins falling on their heads. Like that's all it is.

And spilling napkins and drips and crumbs. Yes. Vandor Pomposm, Mitolitan drips or whatever the fuck her drinks are. Do they just have less regulations in the valley or what? Yeah, I mean the valley you never know what you're gonna get right so He's like we gotta tell her though cuz we're partners now, Baba and he's like yeah in the mafia doing a side gig It's not a good thing you like be trade the family dude. Don't worry. No big deal cut to a piano wire Which you also used on watch what happens? I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell all the real housewives, Tom Sandivall. Get a better gator right your lines, okay? Call Ben, you have his number. It'll be a very wordy joke instead.

So now, the Tom's just sitting with Ken and Lisa. And Ken is like, we've got a lot of work to do. We've got to, yeah, someone's sitting with Ken and Lisa and Ken is like, we've got a lot of work to do. Someone's gonna take me off the stool up in here for three years. So it's a lot of work. I will argue. Spark out. I'll argue Spark out. There they can. Relax, relax, can relax. At the moment we have no bartenders you know. So we're gonna need you to the Japan moment. Well, well actually, we love slammed. You're slammed. Like me, are my wedding nights,

did I already use that today? Get it! Get it! So, basically, Leeson can already know about this, and they actually seem totally unbothered because they already know, like, it's probably not gonna be too much of an issue. So, um, so she's like, so what exactly is the theme of your new restaurant? Is it purple highlights with Jolain C. Abass? It works very well. And SantaVall's like, oh, dude, so it's like James D'Alle,

like late artist, but like he went to his grandma's house and then like took some acid. At least it's like, uh. I went for the name. And in those concepts. Yeah, she's like, I don't know what you were saying, but please tell me that the name is not Tom Tom because I will sue you. And he's like, no, no, no, no, we're still working on it.

Well, Tom thinks, short things that we're working on it, but we're not. We settled on a name, all right? You want to hear it? Schwartz and Sandeys! She's like, uh... So like the sequel to TomTom. So everyone's like, uh... It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-in-scommercial. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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My Tom hates it. I think it's horrible. And she's like, I mean, you want to make it lights and textures and art and fun. And then you want to call it Schwartz and Sandeys. Lost my boner, but you know what you gained? Shoot. A Karen haircut. Fuck his cake is showing up with Karen hair. Have we learned nothing? Fuck his cake is showing up with Karen Hare. Have we learned nothing?

I think she's not necessarily wrong in this case though. I mean, not the Hare, but the boner she lost. She's like, then she tells us, I feel like it's a family business and like once things are set up, I can come in and help. I'm like, oh, this is not gonna be good for really anyone involved in the establishment.

Yeah, and I love how she words it. Like once everything's done, I can just come in and like stand there all night and get paid. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna do the fucking work. Yeah, undo all the stuff that's being done. What are she gonna do? This sounds like a nightmare. This sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Yeah, so it's, I agree the name's not great, but it's their names. I mean, what else are they gonna do? Like, remember what kind of names. There's other names, you know? We're not jacks. You know, like, what are you gonna call it? Not jacks. I would go to place called not jacks. Here's their choices.

Santa Schwartz. Schwartz of all. Swandeval. I don't think any of those are better. Sanda Baba, Baba of all. Baba of all. Baba of all. I would go to Baba of all. That's it.

Baba of all. Because it actually sounds very high-minded. I feel like that would be a place you can get a tasting menu. Oh, have you gone to Baba of all? Oh, it's wonderful. Yeah, because people who don't know the show will be like, Oh my God, have you been to Baba of all? That sounds like very're in LA for sure

LA Times, Bill Addison the new hottest place to get Gourmet Grill Jesus BubbaVal they're tasting menu is resplendent with all sorts of flavors and inspirations is The restaurant with the old man course they use as a water fountain in the corner. Oh,, no, that's Tom Tom. This is blah blah blah! There's a lot in this beat salad is really one that innovated. Oh Los Angeles, Cuisine, let alone American. I'd be a terrible food critic by the way, just listening to me be like improvised my critiques. I would be a terrible food critic too. I'd be like, if terrible needs more bread. That's all I would say about everything.

Even like a bread basket. I'd be like, if terrible needs more bread. That's it. So, Arianna tells us that she and Katie have actually become very close during the pandemic, but that sand of all on Katie have really started to, they've always clashed, but now it's like, I think really, really bad

and they're like really hitting each other Yeah, so then we go back to Lee since like I want you to know that we 100% support you in your business Well, very proud of you for giving us 90% of that one. You didn't hear me. You're not a joy at any way good-bye There's anyways, I someone come with my past past to the only restaurant. Thank you very much. So... Human Roomba Ken. It's never been more true.

It becomes more true every year. Just Ken buzzing around like me. Oh no, I just got a no-diss on my phone. That Ken is stuck on a cliff and needs to be retrieved. Darling, Ken, hold please, Ken is emptying himself. So, now we go back to where it all started. Sex unique restaurant itself, sir. And we see Rikkel serving, and I don't know why I wrote this down,

but I guess maybe there's just like something inherently funny to me of Rikkel being like, here's your cosmopolitan and your strawberry. Because you know that she's like serving it to a pot of plant by accident. It's like Rikkel, the damsel over there. Over there, to the right, we're counting. You know, I have to say, the burn was the nicest customer I had online. Well, I've just been waiting on table 12 and they still haven't put in their order after 12 hours.

It's a planta darling. It's a planta. And you've got to respect this restaurant because they charge you like $90,000 for a drink. Okay, and it's a stupid drink that's usually mostly pink stuff in there and no actual alcohol. But they do put in the extra effort and shake everything like this over their head. They put it like way over their head with both hands and shake it like that. Is it made out of marble?

Like what are you trying to do? They got, it's like the threat of getting some pom-tiny drops on their hair, you know, makes them like really dedicated to that shake. Looks like it's trying to get a sperm sample from an elephant. Calm down, just pour me the fucking martini. So like practicing flamenco. So, um, so, so we see Rickel serving Charlie, one of my favorites from last season, is they are she serving, there's someone named Mia, who's a hostess.

And so Lisa comes in and she's, she hasn't seen Charlie in a long time, but she's been, she's seen Rickah recently. And Charlie's like, well Lisa, I have like three auditions. Lisa, yes, yes, yes, anyway. Rickahel. This is how she does this whole thing, it's so shady.

Cause she's like, oh girls well, I haven't seen you. So yeah, I know, but I'm here, but like every time I'm here, you're not here. Yes, every time I'm here, you're not, and every time I'm here, you're not spit it out. I hope you get the specials out quicker than that, darling. Aren't there drinks that need to be delivered, Charlie? Go, go, get out of here, you're new.

I understand, cause like every time you're here I'm doing math in my head and then every time I'm doing math in my head What were we talking about this is why you get preferred shifts darling? I can hear the monkey music playing in your brain. It's so comforting. So how are you? Like pissing Charlie out of the way So comforting. So how are you? Like, pushing Charlie out of the way. She's like, ah, you're right now. He just, he just hear a clatter as Charlie and her like,

tray of dreams gets shoved into a planter and falls over. And I like, oh my god. Charlie just fell into fern. I know. Will buy you a free dessert for. These so one second, we have to get a free dessert for the planter so So Lisa is like how is James and she's Rick health says he's been so good He'll be here later tonight and he wants to just stop by and say hi to me

I just hope that I'll have some time off. It seems like these people will not stop eating That's a chair darling. It's a chair He's gonna be two years sober in two months two years minus two months equals Come on darling Jeff Joe just give her some ice cream already so we can stop doing these math problems. I have got a business to run, listen to the paper. Darling. Darling, it's called Get to Excel. That's something a real business woman uses with her vanilla envelope. Okay, so here we go with this definition of sober, which I love, okay,

because James is not fucking sober, okay? Anybody get, look at James knows his ass is not sober, okay? So Calif, she gives us the California sober thing. And I really do like all these brands of sober, come on, some kind of soap. I know that I'm some kind of sober, at least I'm some kind. So she's talking about him being a California sober and says that he only smokes weed, but this guy is tweaking and everybody can see it. But I don't know.

Maybe the strengths have gotten that good. I need to come back to LA. It's called a pre-workout, Pilarani. Look into it. So James arrives and whenever James is in trouble, he walks into Sir Noise does this. Hello there. He always does like a little swoopy swoop

with his hello there. And you know, but so far at this point, I'm thinking, oh well well, look, James, he looks good and everything. At least he's like, ooh, look who the kitty dragged in. Ooh. Look at the pussy, the pussy dragged in. He's like, may I Lisa?

He's like, yes, darling, how have you been behaving yourself? And he's like, I would say so Lisa. I've been doing so much self-reflecting. My life is completely taken off Lisa. I'm not a new man. I'm completely changed. So different. Look at this. I can put my ankle over my head. Look at this. I can bend this with my arms. I'm bending this fork with my arms right now Lisa. Look at that Lisa. Look at that easy bending Lisa. I have gotten so good at DJing and like, I've been playing at Moth Coachella and the Moth love me, they're pretending all the caterpillars, okay so it's gonna be really big,

got a lot of buzz right there and I just think I've taken my DJ into the next level because now I'm not really can I press play, I can also press pause Lisa, next level DJing, okay, it sounds so cocky but it's the truth. I'm completely changed Lisa and she's like oh you. And he tells us how his life is so much better without alcohol. And the new James is gonna take off. And he doesn't want to be cocky like you said, but it's the truth.

And he's like, I would like to get back to the DJ booth. Okay, you know what? This, I've heard Moby say this, actually. In an interview with Interview Magazine, they were like, Moby, you really, you have everything. You're still touring, you're still selling out stadiums. You are still number one. What more do you need in life?

And he's like, well, I really want to sit in a tiny booth above the bathroom where they store the paper towels to DJ on a Saturday night. That's really all I need. We all know that that's probably one of the most exclusive and most sought after DJ gigs in all the globe is, you know, the toilet seat thrown at Tom Tom. So, so James is, again, his reflecting, he's like, you know, it's just, it all seems pains me.

You know, it pains me. I look back at the way I would talk to people, and I just feel a whole bit about myself that I would do that, but I'm a totally changed person. So Lisa's like, well, let me pull out my cell phone here, and I'm looking at my text messages, which I don't know if you know about, it's like emails, I come directly to your phone.

So this one says, this is my son, my know if you know about it's like e-mails that come directly to your phone So this one says this is my son my son. You know, I do have a son. Yes, Max Anyway, this is what you wrote your fat and nobody likes you You're miserable fuck and you've always been and you come outside you fat brink And all I can think about is how fat you look honestly fuck you you're a prick You're fat prick. Fat fat fat. Come out here fat man, that's what I'm reading he's like oh yes that was horrible Lisa. That was horrible for me to say alright, can't believe I said that to someone stuck him,

such a good person so change Lisa, can't believe I said it and here's another text. It said I'm getting a mullet and I said mill it is very healthy for you I support that decision and then it says no a MULIT and I said I don't know what that is You know we've been so proud of Max lately. He's been a busboy for 10 years and he's finally shown some interest in upper management By growing Ken's haircut and we think finally he's ready and then this happens Well, yeah, that was a big blowout between me and Max Lisa I you know, I have I have since learned to be grateful to fat people for keeping us warm and winter and keeping great American companies Like a little Debbie in business. I'm a new man Lisa a new man

So now we get the epic backstory about why James and Max have gotten into a fight. You know, this is a good sign of a vanopompter rule season if there's like a really good backstory. You know, season six started with the backstory of Faith and Jacks and the old lady and now we have this one. So he's like, all right, well, guess what? I was really excited to meet up with Max. I heard about his new mullet.

I see it for my face in my face. So we go to the place that we always go to, Don T Tynars, and I want to split a salad, right? And so I go and ask the waitress, I'm like, could I split a salad please? And the max goes, oh, you feel it! You feel it cost extra money to do that. I mean, why would I want to share a plate of van show fees with you?

We can split it for 10 bucks, am I right Lisa? That's not a reason to call someone a fat, fat, fuck, James. So I'm like, all right. So I get the waitress to come back and cancel the split play. But then I can't do that either, because you don't wanna work the waitress too much. Hello, that's a jaw! Why am I paying $44 for chicken parmesan?

Fuck! I'm like, um, well, that's on you if you decide to go to someplace. That's gonna charge $45 for a chicken parmesan, okay? That's on you. Yeah, damn Tannas. I've never been to Tannas, but I heard it's, how I heard it's just like, Olive Garden. Well, it's, you know, it's like, you see everyone there

is like loaded and like, there's a lot of rich people. And then like, people you see I actually Jimi who I saw there the guy that James used to live with remember when he lived in that creepy guys apartment Yeah, I saw him there with a lady who looked like Liza Manelli and of course I was no better I was there with Leo Black and the Princess of Versailles or the black and the princess of Versailles or the Queen of Versailles. So this is one of the craziest moments I've ever lived through. So or one of craziest scenes, you know, you look around. It's like being in a Star Wars bar.

Yeah. So he's like, what am I paying $40 for a chicken parmesan for? And he's like, but Lisa, this is just one of the little bots in our relationship. And she's like, oh, well, from the looks of it, it's not a little bump as it, James. James's eyes are like little pinpricks. Yeah. Freaking out about a salad. And then we, I sort of think that the salad drama, like, Diana, like that would be enough. Like that's where it is. But he's like, so then I go and I did my fingers in his water

and started splashing in the fucking faith to wake him up, wake him up and like, wait, so you put your hand in his water and sort of flicking him in this restaurant. That's screaming wake the fuck up to him. Yeah. And then he gets up and I think he's gonna hit me and it looks like he's gonna start to spill. Yeah, it looks like he's gonna start swinging his chair and then the heater goes to the ground.

So he's like, yeah, James, he's like, so I get up, I'm not chair. And then the heat goes down. And the whole rest of it, looking at us, like, and I'm like, I have to get out of there. I'm like, you created a huge scene at Antanas where you knocked over a heater and were splashing water in his face because you want to split us salad and he didn't. Not only that, he got up, knocked the heater over in the restaurant and then runs out without paying. So Max is left who's left to pay that bill?

And he's acting like he's like defending himself. He's like, I thought he was going to hit me. I'm like, you were splashing his own water in his face. This is, this is a very black and white issue and you're trying to make it like Oh, I was in danger Lisa. I wasn't dying job. This shit was hilarious So she's like you have to apologize. I can't I'm blocked everywhere Insta TikTok Twitter Facebook who reactivated is my space just so we could block me there to Lisa And she's like well, I would block you too

space just so we could block me there too Lisa and she's like well I would block you too. It's like well I'll do everything in my power to change that Lisa. Everything in my power. You might be a you might not be a drunk and asshole but you're still acting like a nice home. So then we go to scene and Brock and the Hollywood department because I guess she knows been like okay that beach thing was great. Marina Del Rey was great. Never saw anybody, nobody ever caught me to see me.

And now I live in something that's an hour and a half away and my other house is two and a half hours away in Palm Springs. So. Yeah, I think, you know, there might be a direct correlation between like Sheenah living in Marina Del Rey and Van Aparm Brawl is going downhill. Okay, which is not, I'm not gonna say that the West Side of LA ruins everything, but as far as we can tell, it has potentially ruined Van Aparm Brawl.

So now Shina is moved into Hollywood and in such a Shina move, she now lives above an equinox gym. So like, of course, Shina lives above an equinox. I'm not an equinox. So Brock comes home. It's Brock's first scene is like, hi, honey. And oh, I missed you. How are you doing? Oh, nice. And uh, she knows. I mean, some are doing both boobs. She pooped and she out cornered. That's great. She wants to try each other prime cocktails. So she

tells us that she and Brock up in together for two years now. And that they she's like, well, we met in San Diego and I see this like, huh, alpha man guy. And I'm like, wow, I bet he could like put a like a TV on a wall and like last seven minutes. And then I hear the accent and I'm like, oh, okay. And then everything everything about this is like the basic girl story of love right I'm not an aqua mad guy and then he did the dirty dancing left he plot the kids on me I wish we are buzzing in front of a flight firewall from the W. I mean pandemic it's we love together and I'm not

Play there. We're here. We are with the baby Yeah, and then we got to Brock's first confessional, and he is dressed like Jean Smart in Hacks. He's got like this like this sort of like cream colored suit on with those like glittery blouse underneath. I'm like, why are you dressed like Jean Smart right now? Yeah, he's in full on like, like he's going to be in that Chippendale's documentary, you know. It's like the old Chippendale's dance is like, let me tell you that Chippendale's documentary, you know, it's like the old Chippendale's dance is like let me tell you that Chippendale's back in the day

So it's like yeah, I 100% nail it or only accent She did the dirty dancing move and like popped a kiss on me and then like once it like once we kind of like did the dude I was like, okay, let's see where this goes and like the panda my cuts and then like nine months later like I hear another bandy and then like I don't know like I'm just hoping that it takes me to the angel wings on Melrose we could take her like a picture for Instagram them all know what's really well thank God I hope Kyle Chan gets us a ring so she tells us you know I mean I know I've said that everybody's the one like I've said it about Shane Rob, but when I'm married and one can hang a TV really quick. So, but I've never felt this secure and I'm loud and I just know that he's the one.

Plus I really like James smart. So then, uh, and Aquaman. He's like Aquaman playing Gene Smart. Like if Gene Smart were doing a Broadway version of Hacks and then you get there, I think you're an announcement. Unfortunately, due to a scheduling conflict, the role of Gene Smart will be played by Jason Mamoah. I can't do a Gene Smart impersonation, but this is my Jean Smart head. Like, I just want every episode for Brock to be a different Jean Smart character. Like maybe next week he wears something blue with shoulder pads from Designing Women.

And then maybe after that he's dressed like Jean Smart and Maravise Town with like a little, little hair thing, you know, in a sweater Then he's just like locked in a box like in Legion. They're like hey, where did where did Brockteen smart go? He's kind of going through an acid and do his traps through like a kind of marvel thing right now. He'll be back Hey, why is he worrying that very smart business suit and dipping his head in a sink full of water? Oh, he's just in his like 24 season six phase. That's all his head in the sink full of water. Oh, he's just in his like 24 season six phase. That's all. So then we go to Lala and Rand's house and you know, she's really leaning into her breast milk. Leaning into the breast milk storyline. She's, you know, got the machines on her. She's doing the pumpy dumps. And she's like, this year has spent awesome. I got

pregnant and my kid literally slept out of my cookie. And then we get the shot of this photo. It's just like Lala's leg just like this and the baby just like covered with all like the books and everything. Just like she now fresh out and like I'm like Lala, are you on Instagram right now? Like it was, look like it was taken from her point of view.

I'm like, you had your camera out during the season. She was Instagramming it. And that baby shot out of there right towards Rand. Like it was hired by 50 Cent to get that money back by Monday. I mean, that baby is like, boom. Well, it spent nine months smelling all those chicken sandwiches that Rand was eating. And it was like, I want one. It's very, it's very important. I get into a Bruce Willis movie. Okay. Yeah. So she's like, the's very important I get into a Bruce Willis movie, okay?

Yeah. So, she's like, the last year has been awesome. Breath's feeding is awesome, but Radwo tried my breath's milk, and I think it would be so hot. Like, I just want my mom to milk me. You don't need that image of Rand suckling on Lala's teeth. Like, I really don't need that. I mean, I don't need him suckling on anything, not to be honest.

It's no big news that Lala is trying to be like that teenager, trying to get attention by being like, oh my god, breast milk. Like that's her new edge. You know, it's like she's trying to be an edge-jort. The biggest staggering news here is that Rand said no to a dairy product, okay? This is very like, this is revolutionary. So Katie comes over and

Lala's like, Hey, Queen, which was just like this very lazy attempt at co-opting gay culture. And then Katie is like, happy book release day. And Lala's like, yeah, thanks. I just was like doing all this press this morning. And I just I have doubts. Like, maybe I share too much. I'm like you did not share too much because literally no one cares. Like literally no one cares. You could say whatever you want in that book, I guarantee there's gonna be like five people who care about what you have to say. Yeah, she's like, I wrote this book for over a year and now it's time for people to read my deepest, darkest secrets.

And then we see a news clip that's like, la la say she stuck Randall M. his tooth brush up her butt when she got mad at him. So she wants him to suckle on her tea, but she's also had him brush, brush his teeth with her butt juices. So just want to remind everyone the logic going on there. I know, no kidding.

And then she's going to wonder when she gets sepsis. What do you get when you eat poop? Is it sepsis? Pink eye, maybe. I know, not kidding. And then she's gonna wonder when she gets sepsis. What do you get when you eat poop? Sepsis? Pink eye, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. So let me get pink eye in her throat. Pink mouth. So she's like, when Rand saw that, he was like, what the fuck? And now when I passed, he thinks triced about brushing his teeth. I was like, really? The man is double chicken sandwiches and you're trying to not get him to brush his teeth The morning breath

Doesn't make sense and Katie just she was like I had like two babies this year because the book etc And Katie's just like so then we go back to Brock He's like say what else else are we doing this week? Are we gonna eat a cow or pig or something like that? Or just a big piece of beef? What we got chill, just a baby and ask, what do you wanna do, you know? Oh my, uh, my, birthday!

Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't play me a burger! I got my burger! He's like, I always just playing it cool. Just playing it cool, eh? And then we go back to Katie and Lala. And Katie is like pretending to like really care about stories about ocean.

Because Lala is breastfeeding ocean at this point. And Lala is like, babies are stressful. Like, the nightmares comes at seven. And like, we have to keep quiet for the baby. And like, sounds real stressful with your night nurse I know And I like that. She's like oh my god look at my baby She's such a burrito and Katie's like she's a little cutie

Katie seems like she hates being here, you know, yeah, I think this is like some of my Niske for the private jet rides bitch, okay? I'm not here for you to compare your babies to a really wonderful food that I enjoy. Okay. It's like so. Thank you, Lala. Thank you, Lala, for that like that really hot take about how babies are stressful. It's not really what I'd heard before. So I'm glad you finally cracked the code on that one. She's like, are you even listening to me because I was talking about the nightmares getting mad at me. Yes. Okay. Like I'm talking to you, Teddy sub, okay?

And Katie's like, I'm sorry, I just got a text from Shana who just invited me to her birthday party. Okay, here's what it says. My birthday is this week and we're doing a Habatchi chef intimate dinner at Tom and Arias Arianna's outside. I'd love you all to come. Let me know How are you guys anyway and Lala's like well, I'm not getting texts invites to her Habatchi's parties And then we go back to Brock and he's like, so are you involved in Glowler? Have you stopped speaking to her?

Speak ring? Really? Ha ha ha ha. Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her?

Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her?

Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? Have you speak ring to her? No, I like him. I like him. So she goes, she goes, well, I don't think she understands how upsetting that was that she wasn't there for me during my miscarriage because she had dinner with celebrities. So I had totally forgotten about this thing because it came up during the reunion that Sheena had a miscarriage, which is like very, very heartbreaking. And she was saying how this was the hardest thing that she'd gone through in her life. And we see footage of a vlog where she's like crying on the vlog and she says how she needed her in Lala

and Palm Springs that night. And said Lala decided to go to dinner with Megan Foxe, the machine gun Kelly instead. Oh my God, those two. And someone in comments earlier today that I was reading said that machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox hate Lala now. So I want to know why I want to know what happened.

I think because they were in a movie to Megan Fox was, I think they were both in a movie that ran produced and it was like a huge piece. Oh, that's what it was. It was like a huge piece of shit. And then when the movie came out, they didn't go to the premiere and then Lala stood in front of the movie picture. The movie poster because Lala has like a small role in it. And she stood in front of the movie picture. The movie poster, because Lala has a small role in it. And she stood in front of the poster

and blocked Megan Kelly's body. Well, imagine Megan Kelly were in it. That would be amazing. It's like not only was Megan Foxenet, the Megan Kelly too, and Lala stood from a purple photo. I would love that. Oh my God. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. There is a film that Rans did starring Dr. Laura. And Kelly. And they're adopted by Bruce Willis. Because you know that that's Rans model for making movies is that he has Bruce Willis come in. Bruce Willis does 10 minutes in the movie and he uses the Bruce Willis appearance to sell the movie.

Like I guess to pre-sell it or whatever to Mark, so it's a whole article about this in a lot of times. And like, so it's, and then it's just like a shit movie but they have Bruce Willis in for 10 minutes since they're able to get like the funds and he had for distribution and it works and he just turns out all this like. Yeah, they call him like the geriatric producer or something like the funds, any of the distribution. And it works. And he just turns out all this like, yeah, they call him like the Jerry Atric producer or something like the producer of Jerry

Atric. I don't know. They have a clever name for it where they just get real old star like Al Pacino, like the movie she was bragging about last year that was Al Pacino. She's like, I'm on Sats with Al Pacino. And it was one of those. You know, Al Pacino comes in for like two minutes. Heap with the lords by my mom.

And Lala acts like it's literally gonna win the pom door at the Can Film Festival. Like, I don't know if American audiences are ready for a mafia drama, but like, for those who are working with you about it. I forgot about that. You know, people just start really ready for like mafia draw.

So um so then uh Lala is saying she's so Lala says I was being put on the spot for not being there but like where was Brock? He was golfing and so we go back to Shuna and she goes yeah I mean so like Brock I like I checked your little can't you know you're on a golf course and it's like 645 so of course I lost my shit so then I call her and I'm like and I'm location and you're on golf course and it's like 6.45 so of course I lost my shit So then I call her and I'm like and I'm like can you come over and she was like can I come later? And I was like no, I'm having a panic attack right now so like Then goes back to Lala and Lala's like she told me she wanted to be alone But like then she decided to go on her podcast and say I wasn't there for her when she was going through a miscarriage

like on her podcast and say I wasn't there for her when she was going through a miscarriage? Like... Yeah, and then we see Shina telling this story on her podcast and Brock, who I guess is like the Ed McMahon on her podcast now, is just they're going, do Beta, do Beta. And then I was like, yeah, you know, and then I was getting really intense messages from people. People were saying like I deserve to miscarry oceans. And I was suffering from our monodepression and I was sent to a spy rail and I was wearing something that's gonna happen because of the whatever law is,

pushed into a corner. She starts this. Like, but now I'm bullied, right? She's like the biggest. Yes. I was almost suicidal because because she knows shenanigan trolls You know like we're so mean to me now that being said I'm sure there were people who said that to Lala which is actually not cool at all

It's actually very vicious and like deplorable But you know of course like she knows actually gone through like a really you know a really difficult thing and and Lala is now making it about her. So at this point, I'm pretty much like fuck Lala. Although, I mean, the whole thing is, it's later on, I'm like- I'm being ridiculous. Later on, I start, my needle starts to sort of just come to the center and be like, okay, you guys are both going through a very difficult time, but you're also both being ridiculous. Yeah, because there's just things I don't get.

Sheenah's personality, there's things I don't get. Like you miscarry and you do a vlog, sobbing on the vlog. Like, that's just not my personality so I don't get, I get that that's her, everything is public, you know. But I was like, oh my god, that's just, it was so hard to watch. Not because like cringy but it's just so fucking sad. It's like she's really breaking down on the vlog. So I don't really get that.

And I felt really sorry for her. But then when Lala's like, yeah, but like I called and said I would come over and she said not to. And so then I'm on my way to dinner and then she says to come over. So yeah. And like also rules. She knew it. Sounds like she knew it was in Palm Springs. So I'm also like, actually Lala does have a point. So now I'm like, this is, I think it was just like two women who were in a very like emotionally needy space in their life and they, it was a post-birth, right? It's a, I've never given birth except to anything,

but a burrito, but like I've had a lot of friends who have given birth and I have been in arguments with them where I'm like, oh, like I didn't realize at first, like what's going on here? And then by the end of it, it's like, we're right here! Oh, oh!

I was like, oh, well you just had a baby like duh, and then I calmed down, and then I start crying because they're crying. You know, so I've had a post-birth fight, even though I've never had a baby is what I'm trying to say. I think it's reasonable That if Lalo were on the way to dinner and then she does something like I need you right now I think it's actually reasonable to say

I'll be there in a little bit like I'm not gonna be there right now But I'll be there. I'm gonna come right after dinner I think that's like a reasonable thing to say and you just don't say that it happens to be dinner with Megan Fox and Megan Kelly and Machine Gun Kelly. And I think that like, yeah, machine gun fox. But by the way, it wasn't until about like literally three months ago or two months ago that I realized that machine gun Kelly was not like Aaron Carter. I really thought like I'd see photos and I was like, well, I can't believe Megan Fox

is eating Aaron Carter and it turns out, no, that's machine gun Kelly. So. Yeah, they're not a couple. But then, you know, taking it a little further so she calls and says, now I do need you to come but she's in Palm Springs. Was Lala in Palm Springs?

I don't know, I don't get any of this. Like were they all in Palm Springs at that time or was Lala in LA? Cause that's crazy. You can't get any of them. Where they all in Palm Springs at that time, or was Lala and L.A. because that's crazy. You can't just be like, I needed to drive two and a half hours right now at dinner time. But I can get what that would be weird. But then taking it even further, why didn't Lala hear about any of this

until Sheena's podcast? Did she not call her the next day, either? And be like, hey, I'm sorry. That's true. That's my, what happened last night? Let's talk about it. Why would she and I be holding onto that resentment all the way until the podcast was recorded? I don't know, I'm confused.

I'm confused. Yeah, and at the same, and I think ultimately, while it's terrible that people were being awful trolls to Lala during her pregnancy and about her pregnancy, ultimately, she and I is the one who endured like this really, you know, like tragic experience. And I think that that's ultimately like,

as difficult as it probably was for Lala to be trolled. She's probably, she's been trolled all this time, I'm sure. And I just feel like it seems like at the end of the day, at the end of the day, what is it? Nothing for nothing. But the other day, you get nothing for nothing. At the end of the day, Shina went through something for nothing? At the end of the day, you can nothing for nothing. At the end of the day, she went through something terrible and it sounds like ultimately Lala.

Yeah, but she's not the only way that she needed it. Yeah, but she's not sent to all those haters at Lala by saying like, she wasn't even there for me and she went to dinner with celebrity. So then you've got all these pissed off people like, fuck you, no. True. So I don't know, they're both,

they're both involved. The lesson learned are also both like, it's involved. both right they're both very self-involved but they're also Both going through something so I'm gonna continue very Funimid emotional still feel for them. I actually do too. I think they both went through something very emotional and And now it's being used here in this rules which is great. This is such a fucking van Their pop rules recap by the way I there have been so many times sitting here recapping this show where like what do we we're over an hour into it We're like what are we even talking about?

Well either way Either way, so she is like so this is so the here's a classic she in a moment she goes she knows that she and ran No, they're from day one one I've had that girl's back. But I'm just so forgiving that I'm still gonna invite them. Like of course she pulls that card like I'm just such a great person in this world that even someone who would not even be there for me. I will still invite them to a Habaji party. I will do that. I will do that. I will do that. Then cut back to Lala. She's like she is not getting an apology from me. There's only so many times you can smack the bees nest before you get stung enough to have a face like mine. Like you can't be like,

how you stunned me. Like here's the jar I'm collecting a pilot. Like here's the jar I'm collecting a pilot. It's like whatever she's going off. So Katie's like, I have your back 100%. I mean, you did name your baby Burrito. Now, I was just saying it looks like a Burrito Katie. Hate your baby now, by the way. So while Lala's ranting about bees nests, I guess she's the bee's nest in this. Like, oh, congratulations Lala,

you have just named yourself. Like you are something that everyone is very scared of and doesn't want to be around and wants to eradicate from their homes. So she, in the middle of this rant, it's like, they're the biggest victims, aren't they?

Gotta save the fucking bees. And then we've gotta save them. You know, these bees who stun you your whole life and are trying to kill Kyle Richards, well, we better save them because they're the real victims here. Okay. They do provide honey though. I mean, we're in the real- they are the real- They are the real- they are the real because they're the real victims here. Okay. They do provide honey though. I mean, we're in the real-

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So, anyway, speaking of bees, so, and Lala's like, and don't shut the fuck up, didn't be nice because I've been holding out jars and I'm going to make some more metaphors to show how angry I am and then I was like, Ding! Hi, it's my birthday this week and I love when you all want to come let me know. And Lala's like, well, Hibachi does sound pretty fucking good, so I do want to be on TV. Yeah, fuck you a bitch. So I'll come to your Hibachi.

So they start cracking up. So then we go over to Tom and Orianna's and oh my god, Tom has that fucking phone ringer that's like slot machines in Vegas, just going, I do hate that one. faking phone wringer that's like slot machines're like a legend on my life so they tell us about how they bought furniture they didn't want to have like staging furniture aka like all their other classmates and they so they have taken a time and now the places for her so we see like their house looks very nice.

And then she knows like, hey, good morning. I'm here to call you. I want to tell you something. Hi. So it's my birthday. Happy birthday, she knows. Thanks. So this morning I listened to like a podcast and like his guest this week was like, Lala and he like asked for about you and like, let's hear what he had to say. I'm going to play the clap. He was like, la la, and he like asks for about you, and like, let's hear what he had to say. I'm gonna play the clap, hold on. is. I don't know who it was either.

It's probably Danny. It's always Danny's. It's probably Danny Peligrino. I assumed it was Danny, but I actually am not sure it was. I actually don't think it was Danny. I think it was just some other podcast. Yeah, we don't mean to diss you podcast. We're not just saying.

We're not just saying. We give you credit. We love other podcasts. Yeah, we're not dissing. We just can't give you credit. Cause I didn't listen, you know. So then Lala's like, it's what it is. Let's not pretend. Like, I don't care about you and you don't give a fuck about me. It's not whatever. You know, there's only so many times

you can hit jars of honey with bees before bees are like, oh my jar. You know what I'm saying? Do you ever drink breast milk from bees? It's good. It's called milk and honey. It's a bad dog. So then, Ariana is like, because she's saying this about Ariana, like it is what it is, like fuck her or whatever. And so, Ariana is like, fuck that. What the fuck is she talking about? And then, Ariana tells us, I don't give a fuck about 99% of people,

like literally not even Tom's hand of all. But like, I went out of my way to give a fuck about Lala. I opened up to her about my anxiety, my body issues. I mean, I let the girl eat my cookie. Okay. So Ariana's pissed. Yeah. So now she's pissed off. Yeah. And Tom's like, but do you think that maybe she was using that to like get some like pick up a detention for her book? She's like, well,

she can use someone else for her attention, okay? Fuck that, I'm over being reasonable. I'm over being chill, a fuck, a-her. I got very excited by this. I got very excited because Arion has been too well adjusted recently and I need her to be like angry at someone again because we sort of forgot how good she was when she was like taking down Stasi

for several years and she's been like like friendly with them over the past few years so I'm like I'm happy to see her go after a mean girl again. Yeah it's almost like they had a board meeting and they're like guys we are short someone bitching out Lala. Who's gonna do it you know she's like all fucking do it. I want someone who ideally takes sketch comedy very seriously, because there could be some moments for improv. Well, I do that. I take it very seriously. She's like, you know what?

Here's what I'm gonna say. I really don't approve of Lala acting like this. You know, it's really just not cool. I've given her so much. Kkkkkkkkk I got a knock. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh. Oh my god. It's like doing way too much pantomime. I thought it was like a weird call back to like the toothbrush, ran's toothbrush.

I was like, where's Ron going with this? I was doing pantomime, I was pantomime teeth brushing in a very serious sketch comedy scene. Thank you. Opening up a door. Welcome to the party. Freeze. Okay.

So, Ron, I'm tapping on the shoulder. Freeze. New scene. So, Villa Rosa. And Hanky and Banky are waiting the return of Kyle Richards so they could bite your ankles. So, here we see Max in his new, you know, Mullet.

He's got that Mullet. It's a Mullet. It's sort of a reminder of Joyce's husband. Remember, he sort of had that Mullet too. Just a little back to many years ago. So he's there and James comes walking in. And Lisa tells, says Lisa wants James and Max to work everything out

because Max, when James showed up, Max ran away from the restaurant and she's like, I just can't have that. Like, well, then just ban James from the restaurant again. Like, why do you have to resolve this? That this is your son. He's been a bus boy at that restaurant for 10 years. You don't have to resolve anything, right?

Well, a couple of things. She fired half the cast. So they need somebody there. They need James to be there. He has to be there. This show's still going to be about the restaurant. Second of all, Max is her son, but he's still a goddamn bus boy. Okay.

The bus boy does not run the restaurant. Well, in truth, anybody who's ever been a waiter knows that the people who really do run the restaurant are the bus boys, but they don't get the credit for running the restaurant for running. That's right. So, but you know, she's trying to work it out. And Max is now getting this like, you're not coming to say thing, which I really love about Max because we never get to see him being a diva and knowing that he has like a little faux fur covered footstool at his house at his mom bottom is just The cutest it is adorable. So James comes in. He's like well. I'm someone to Villa Rosa It's like I'm being sent to the principal's office when I was five. I literally would be like

I don't even remember what I've been summoned like what did I say what did I do? Are you fucking mental? Are you fucking mad? Are you fucking asshole? Okay, I don't want split a son So he's been pulling this shit ever since he was in kindergarten. I love it So Lisa is like well max is here. I just want to warn you I don't want to blind side you darling now come in. It's going to be civilized Do you understand me? All right, this is not a Kyle Richards calling me a liar sort of a situation Do you understand me? All right, this is not a Kyle Richards calling me a liar, sort of a situation. Do you understand? And did you notice the power move that Max pulled?

So the two guys see each other and they shake hands. But Max does the thing where he keeps his elbow at his side when he shakes the hand. And so James has to reach all the way across. And that is actually a power move. Because if you're the one who draws people into you, that means you sort of have the power in that conversation. So Max totally used the,

I'm very wealthy, even though I'm a busboy move. He had that, I'm very wealthy confidence in his handshake. I was like, oh Max is gonna win this one. Oh come on Max, give me a big fat hug. All right, just sit down James. So she's like out of everybody my son is the only person that is supported James Kennedy This could be worth saving so Max is like I don't understand why you went off All I said was that they charged ten bucks for a split plate and you lose it. I think you're on drugs mate

Okay, thank you sir. You are way too honest now. I can see're on drugs mate. Okay, thank you. Sir, you are way too honest. Now I can see where they won't have you on this show. Yeah. This is the only one or Max is the only one to be like, you're gonna ask us on drugs. Who are you kidding with the story by, sir? At least his face is like, and then it cuts to James. He goes, well, we both took that pre workout pill, a pre workout pill, Max. Don't you remember? I guess well, how come I was fine Well how and at least I was like what does it pre workout? Bill well, it's a Lisa. It's a vitamin supplement like to get workout and energy and you you take it and you grind it up and you

Inhalate through your nose Lisa It's like but then why was I fine because you didn't do the actual workout part after the pre-workout period. All right, that's when it really doubles mates. Don't be mental. And he's like, Max is like, I was chilled. He's like, you weren't chilled though, because you literally bumped me out of every $10 of charge on the salad. All right.

It's like, why did you take a pre-workout pill before going to Dan Tanna's? Can we just, can we just like get to that also? So then Max, like, you're getting hyper. Well, I'm asking you to take 5% of credit here because you didn't even pay me back for that pre-workout pill that we both took together in the bathroom. I'm not taking any credit for that. You're going to be like James. Oh, here we go.

Play the victim again. What do you want to be now? Go ahead. I heard it before. Calm down. Calm down. Well, you know, it sounds like he doesn't even want my apology. He just doesn't even want it. Why? How many fucking times do I have to accept your apology? Every time we went out and drank, it was an escape of belligerence.

Do you know how many times I've had to deal with you? To be slapped in the face with that, it was the final draw for me. Do you hear how angry I am in my voice? How live it? Ah, mother, I'm sorry for being so out of control. Well, it's all right, I forgive you because you did come up with the term escape of belligerence, which I'll be using somewhere.

So I changed. It's like, I'm really sorry for us in the restaurant. I didn't mean any of those hold on. Things, I'm just opening my notes application. Oh yes, that I texted. You know, I know it sounds like a thin excuse and it's a fat chance that you'll forgive me, but love handles all max. a fat chance that you'll forgive me, but Love Handles or Max. Alright, Mom, look what he's doing! Stop it, James! You know how many times I've had to stick up for you. Yeah, you already said that, mate. Yeah, and what else? I don't want you, it's...

And then Max looks at Lisa like, did I do that right, Mom? Did I do that right? Did I do that? Yes, very good, Max. Very good. And so then James has... You're my fitness pal Alright, that's enough. I'm out of here So James is like that's fine. You got what you want and why are you take what why are you talking like this? Because you're an asshole, but I feel like you're not even trying to hear me. Okay, like maybe you've had too many pre-workout pills and some ax goes

I am very angry Just like you hear this. You'll be. You'll be. Do you hear this, mother? And she's like, it's rude. You're strong in the line. You're binging on anger, mate.

You're weak. You're weak. You're weak as a seam in your jeans, mate. And he's like, you're a fucking idiot, James. Stay out of service. And you've got nothing in you, Max. You're just a boring boy. You've always been look at this who's the energy We'll see we'll see we'll see energy a week man. That's what you are a week man I'm like James. Aren't you trying to get your job back with Lisa am I am I missing something here?

So you're tweaking because Lisa's like okay, that's rude. I've just stopped and he said fuck you to me Seven times Lisa. He said, fuck you, to me, seven times. And Max is like, I'm shaking because I can't be in the same room with him. Goodbye, mother. Mother, I'm gonna go back to the place where I feel safest.

Standing just outside the front door, waiting to be let in. Excuse me. So... So... So, yeah, James, who is called a guy fat, like five different times and then finally Max is like fuck you and I was like, oh, fuck you said fuck you. So Lisa's like, oh, these devastating, these consequences can be devastating and can

end a friendship and I don't think you want that because actually, you love Max really. I did it, so I didn't even recognize him. He's horrible, he's awful. Like James, of course, immediately, like attack somebody horribly and then immediately starts crying. I mean, he's really simplifying, you know? He's gotten his whole stick down

to a good five minute little arc. That you can get. I was a little worried that this side of James is like in the lost in the past, but no, he's still actually very terrible in asshole. He had his nice season last season, was like, oh James, and now it's like, oh yeah, he's a monster.

He's like, why would I try to treat my friend like that if I really do care about someone? Why do I make these decisions? Why? I don't know, Lisa. Do you happen to have a pre-workout pill nearby? Of course, Lisa loves it. She's like, oh my brook, it lives her bed! So then Katie and Tom's house, Katie is buzzing, Schwartz's hair. And she's just, she's got like these prison eyebrows now like the those eyebrows that look like

you've used to sharpie to put on your face and her care in hair and she's just all mad and he's like this feels nice Baba honey thank you for doing this for me honey and she's like and so he says you know I feel like I've been a little self-absorbed, you know, like opening my new business buying green sweaters I Move to chair today. I moved to chair today. I tell you about moving the chair and she's like, um You're opening a restaurant and now the ear Doing that I want to be a part of that like since we're not having a baby. This could be our big no

No, no, no, this could be our baby. No, no, no, no, this cannot be your baby. He's already making this baby with somebody else. That's right. And she goes, I have like more restaurant experience than you do, which actually is fair. That is actually fair. That's a fair point. Who cares? They're opening a restaurant. They're not working. They're not going to actually work it. And Schwartz is like, you know, I know that Shbaba doesn't like people and the restaurant industry revolves around people. So that's a thing, that could be a thing.

And she's like, they would be idiots not to take advantage of my help. Like for instance, do they know how to bully other waitresses? I don't think so. I don't think so. Fine, like if you don't have my help, how are you gonna know to hit the little 57 on the side of the jar so the catch up comes out faster?

Oh damn it, I told you. What'd you say, Baba? Good, my secret safe. So then we go over to Tom Sandevol's house, Tom and Arianna's house for it's the Big Habatchi party. And so people are arriving Tom Sandevol's in a pink wig. Because it's the Big Habatchee party and so people are arriving Tom Sandevolson at Pinkwick because it's wacky dude like Wigs people tune in for the Wigs and there's a lot of hugs and kisses and everyone's like having a good time and

then Lala walks in like what is this like when somebody said have botching a backyard no one told me I was supposed to be like she because guess what because guess what? I have like a baby at home, guys. I have a baby, okay? Don't tell me the wrong dress, because I don't have time when I've got a baby at home, because I'm a baby, because I'm a business. And I love that she makes

her botchy in the backyard sound like such a poor people sport. Like, it is see, hiring a fucking her botchy table to come to your backyard, man. Okay, and she was like, you're always shing. Thank you for coming. I'm like that time I really needed you. Thank you.

I'm sorry to tell you that Megan Fox is not here. I just had to see that to get you to show up. Well, the famous mobs 9 out, but like it's pink and black because my pink dress is the That's a get you to show up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is like, dude, so I made cocktails, so we have a summer's Eve cocktail, summer's night and the ocean, okay? I'm like, ah, summer's Eve, I'm going to last night, like the best choice. Like this is definitely not a prime cocktail. Mouse, when do you wash your vagina with? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I still use it to do like like here's a photo. I just took a bit like just her legs again Like it's random holding the the douche

And meanwhile James is over there. Oh, Tom you are a wizard. I would never drink this. I would rather drink this in alcohol How do you do this bro? This is something that a stupid fat man could never come up with himself. This is something made from a strong man, not a weak man. This is an area on his like, um, are you and Lala gonna duke it out later, Shina? I'm just like, um, I don't have time to think about that because it was time for magic show! So this is, I don't know why we had to wait nine seasons to expose Sheena to Magic Tricks

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and they also have magicians just like walking around and tables. It's like magic everywhere. It's kind of super amazing. And I once went Ronnie and I saw one of the big stage shows and a guy had a trench coat on and he was like, oh excuse me, they pulled out two live flapping ducks from his trench coat.

I'm like, how did he hide ducks in his trench coat? Like, what is happening? I went there with some friends and you know, it's hard to get in there. You can't just get in, you have to be invited. Like you have to have an in and then somebody invites you and then you have to have a jacket. So, my friends, Rick Rony, this is a huge deal. You can't just wear old, maybe. You have to wear a jacket. So, of course, I can't fit in a jacket. Don't you remember that it was so hard for me to find a jacket?

So, I finally get there to this thing. There ain't no air conditioning because it's some old haunted house. There's all these fucking weirdos because magicians are fucking weird people. They're okay. And magician fans are kuku. So I'm guessing that Tom probably is like one of those magic fans and like has an in the magic castle and this is like an upcoming magician. Ben Seed Mill. So that being said, that being said, so there's this magician doing tricks and Lala. This is probably the most offensive thing that Lala has ever said. She goes, really, Shina, we hired a magician for your grown ass birthday party.

I mean, I love magicians. I really do. I think they're super cool. When Rand gets them for his child's party, I'm like, no, Lala, I have never wanted to send you to shut up. So much. Why are you shading magicians? Now, I'm not a magician, it's Lala. I have never wanted to send you to shut up. I'm so much. Why are you shading magicians?

Now, I'm not a magician fan, like the way Ron is talking about. But like, this is like such a strange thing to like, I feel like a magician. Well, especially when you were just drinking out of a bottle and sticking your husband's toothbrush up your butt. Like to call somebody else immature is. Yeah, and I might be like a little fired up because literally a week ago I went to a party

and someone there was a magician there and the magician came up to me and I was like, hey, like pick a card and like I never get chosen by the magician and so I did the whole thing and like it was, the card was going left and right and like the card was here and it was there and it was the right card. Every single time it was the right card and my mind was absolutely blown. I was like this is

such a fun amazing thing. And then for Lalla to shit on it, I was like no Lalla, you do not get too shit. I'm sorry I'm with the parties. You think that magicians at parties are for kids? Yes, and they're stupid. Okay, here is my impression of the magic castle. No, this is Dom, and your food is gross. What is this in the 1950s? Gross. I think that you're wrong on this one. I think Magician at a party is the most fun thing ever. It was so fun. The only thing worse is being in a room of magicians

is being in a room of actors. So they are one step above that. Well, a room of magicians is different, because like you said, magician culture is very strange. But I do think that it's fine if you don't like magicians, if you're like, I don't like magic, it annoys me. But for Lala to feel that she's more of an adult because of that, I'm like, no, that's not how that, like, no, that's ridiculous.

You can't, when you're sitting here on TV, drinking from baby bottles, and then the magicians I think that's mature, I do not believe that. Yeah, I mean look you'd think that she'd love magic I mean she started as a hostess and suddenly she was in a range river living in the fucking Hollywood hills So if anybody should appreciate magic is you ma'am, okay? I mean yeah illusions It's sort of like kind of the whole thing with their marriage, right? So you were just in a you were just in a wedding with Megan Fox If that's not magic. So, um, anyway, so the best part about all this is that the magician ties Chino's ring to a balloon and it like floats off and like the look of like wonder and fear on Chino's face like

and just watching this like ring float off and then the ring appears in a box like behind her. Aaaaah! It's just all worth it, 100%. So then they sit down for dinner and there's a cook and server, whatever. And Charlie, suddenly we notice Charlie because this is Charlie this whole episode. She's like, hi everybody, how's it going?

Like Charlie is suddenly a yellow for some reason. I don't know what's going on if Charlie put in ear buds for the magician. I don't know what's happening, but every time Charlie talks, she's like, Hey, yeah. Charlie is not a stage show. We can hear you. She's practicing for those audition roles. So Katie's sitting next to Sandevol, and she's like, so I already talked to Tom about my role, and I was thinking I could be made a D. It's like,

you're dinner roll? No, my role in the restaurant. Okay, what do you want? She's like, made a D. I wanna be a bus boy. So he's like, why do you want that?

And then they started talking about the names and everything. And Tom says that he wanted to incorporate their names in the plays because it brings value. And all that. And he's like, come on. I mean, have you ever heard of a Schwarzen Sandys? And she's like, no, and I'm glad I haven't. And he's all mad. You see him like starting to get furious, you know. And she's like at the end of the day,

you get nothing for nothing. Schwarzen doesn't like it. And you both have to like it, Tom. It can't just be your idea. He's like, actually, he does like it. No, he doesn't. Hey, bobbas! Bubbles! Bubba-va-va-va-va-va-va. Here we are. I actually wrote down Bubba-va-va. Look at that. BABYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE shorts and sandies. Guess I should have told you before you went and started investing money in this, oops. And he's like, he's like, dude, it was $18. Of course I bought it, dude. And he's like, blah, blah, don't worry. He knows I don't like that name. Oh yeah, because he's telling me that you do like it.

And he's like, well, I mean, if we're about to sell lots of balls in a conage, I'm in. And Santa was like, well, we're about to change that perspective. And Katie says, the well, we're about to change that perspective. And Katie says, the name kind of greats on me. Says Katie, Katie like the queen grater of Bravo TV. So it's uninspired. Okay, it's a convenient narrative for a name.

Yeah, the inventor of Pucker and Pout in doesn't like a grading name. So sure. The website. So it's like, well, it doesn't grade on me. It's just like two straight fours. No, it's uninspiring. Katie, last time I saw you, you were like using coloring books.

OK, like that's what you were doing. And that was before the lockdown. OK? You don't get literally coloring. You don't get to hang that wall art and then talk about things that are uninspiring, okay? So yeah, Sandival's like, dude, if you're gonna tell me my name is uninspiring,

I need to see some receipts on what you've done and your executions of amazingness. So then you're examples of inspiredness. And so now Tom is doing his diary room session thing, wearing red parachute pants and crossing his legs and doing his actress studio thing, which is hilarious. And so he's like, stop dude, you're annoying me. Like you guys are so hung up on the name. I mean, we could call the bar fuck you. All right. I don't have the time to be hung up on the name of the bar. She's like, yeah yeah because you love the name and you don't want to hear anyone's options

He's like at a certain point. It's none of people's business Okay, so there are on is like listen a name to present itself and you guys are all gonna be into it It's gonna be awesome I hate or a name that I love and hates whatever like that's just how it is So basically at all yes ultimately Tom sand of all pulls over short and he whatever like that's just how it is. So basically, at all. Yes, ultimately Tom Sandeval pulls over short and he's like, and by the way, I hope you realize Ronnie that the Spirit of Lee Savannah pump was very strong because all over this party, there were like purple neon highlights everywhere.

It looked like the inside of sir. So yeah, well that's the thing like they're going to make their original thing, but even their house looks like sir. I mean, all of the Phillips hubobs everywhere, just like sir. Yeah, so basically, Sandeval's like, listen, I cannot have this. Like if we can have this argument,

but we cannot have Katie interfering. And like, I don't care if Katie doesn't like it. I'll care about it if you don't like it, et cetera, which is funny because shorts doesn't like it, but he needs Katie to say it, because you won't say it unless Katie'll like it, but if you don't like it, etc., which is funny because shorts doesn't like it, but he needs Katie to say it, because you won't say it unless Katie says it first, right? Yeah, and he's like, but she's just passing your balls.

I mean, it's not because of you, it's just because everyone else is there. He's like, listen, I only care if you like, I don't give a shit if she doesn't like it. He's like, but I don't. So now James decides to make a choice, and he takes his fork and he's just like, flacking his cup, he's like,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like Jesus, So now James decides to make a chose and he takes his fork and he's just like whacking his cup. He's like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Oh my Jesus! He's t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- longer for the fat people and I know we're getting back into the swing of things, especially for the woosey energy people. But next week, everyone's invited to Palm Springs so you'd better lose your fat because I won't be seen with it, okay? Because unfortunately, Coach Chela isn't happening this year, but I thought we could create Coachella, which is going way up. Coachella. We'll call it a fat cell and have Max play. All right. Everyone's like, yay, think Coachella. So then she knows talking to Charlie and Charlie's like, do Chela and have Max play all right So then she knows talking to Charlie and Charlie's like do you think everyone's okay? Like do you think Lala is happy to be here? She probably feels out of place

So she's like I'm gonna talk to her, but I should probably do my makeup But Lala's like I'm gonna go put pets in my bra. So she walks off and Shino follows her in. Yeah. And so Shino basically pulls Lala to have a conversation. But Brock tells her first, he goes, are you in the right headspace to have a conversation with her? Listen, if she starts clapping, throw her in the pool.

I can do a stand up routine of installing Jean Smarth's bits on hex, so I can really lighten the pool. All I can do is stand up routine up and starting Jean Small's bits on hex so I can really lot in the mood. So it's shutting in getting it. So she pulls Lollipop aside and I was like, really at your birthday. And she was like, well, I rather know eight another week, you know, because Coachella's going to be amazing. So I felt like that day in Palm Springs, I really needed you and I don't know if you understand how hard that night was for me and what place that was in.

And I just felt like as my friend, I really needed you that night to press record on my vlog, okay? And yeah, but like I answered every phone call. And then I offered to come over and she said to you wanted to be by yourself. And then you called me to come over and I said I was on the way to dinner. I was there for you when you wanted me to be there, but I was there. And you brought this out of me, she now you started that.

Oh, I was heart. And did you think that like, did you think I was thinking clearly? You should know when I'm not thinking clearly. Yeah, but now I'm supposed to read your mind. You know I don't read things. When I tell someone I your mind. You know, I don't read things. When I tell someone I want to be by myself, I don't want you to come to my house. And that's how I am.

I think, but I just lost her baby. Yeah, but then what you did to me isn't cool and the greatest is pie. The day I found out I'm having a baby girl, is you chose that moment to say, you ain't always on therapy publicly. And then she starts crying, and now she knows crying. I'm a lot of those like like but then you sent all these fans after me to say that they that I deserve to have a

Miscarriage and then that was really gross and you did that to me saying And then they're like crying by the way just generally speaking I think if someone says I just lost a baby a response should never be but what you did to me was not cool I just don't think that's like yeah, I don speaking, I think if someone says, I just lost a baby, a response should never be, but what you did to me was not cool. I just don't think that's like, yeah. I don't think, I think like let that stop her. That's a like stop and respect that moment before you air your grievances. Well, if this was a board game,

and we're taking all the emotions out of it, if this is just a board game, and someone comes out with the miscarried card, stop her, that wins, okay? You're not gonna beat that. Like that's horrible, and it's a horrible thing to that wins, okay? You're not going to be that. Like that's horrible and it's a horrible thing to go through and it's a horrible thing to happen. And this is not the time for you to start crying about Instagram. Yes. So either way, they both acknowledged they both really hurt and they both really

needed each other and they want to get on the same page because they both love each other and they're sad that they couldn't share their pregnancies together, although I think all of the world of social media was pretty cool about that. And then they are just moments that they can't get back, you know, photos that they could have taken with both being pregnant together that will never happen. So many adult themes. You know. Yeah.

And it's actually a cute scene that they hug and cry. It's actually really nice. It's actually really nice. It's actually surprisingly, as much as we're making fun of it, it was actually a surprisingly lovely scene. So now Lala goes back to the table and she's wiping away tears. And then clearly some producer was like, hey, Raquel, if you talk to Lala right now, we'll give you ice cream ice cream.

It's happening. It's happening. Well, Lala and The girls be there. So she's, yeah, I feel like Lala has been, or Rikail has been working this up for a long time, right? So she comes over and Lala is crying. So she's like rubbing Lala's back and she's like, I don't want to see you cry, Lala. And Rikail tells us time and time again, I have experienced the wrath of Lala. And then we just got to a clip of, Trot, you babby-a bitch, fucking ate you.

But I'd rather lead with compassion and empathy rather than worry if she's gonna lash out at me. So Lala says, I hate that we can't get our pregnancies back and we should have been communicating and I don't know why I'm so emotional about it. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's like five times six. That's a lot of numbers to multiply. Mala's like, I just hope we can stop with this pattern like totally So thank you for checking on me. She's yeah, cuz I didn't know where we stood and she's like well, but I like you Okay, we're gonna I like you just well like I feel like I don't mean you're approval Like I did for a long time, but I don't now

like I did for a long time, but I don't know. Lala's like, um, okay, so I'm a little confused. Are you trying to battle with me right now, or are we trying to be on the same page? Just trying to figure out which way we want the scene to play out. What do you think, Raquel? Well, I want to be on the same page, but like, I feel like you've been like attacking me in the past. Is that, is that okay for me to say? And Lala's like, well, I thought we were totally on the same page. but I feel like you've been attacking me in the past.

Is that okay for me to say, and Lala's like, well, I thought we were totally on the same age and had moved on from the past. And okay, now that I'm a mama, I'm gonna say this. You need to be babyed more. You need babying. I will, baby. I'm gonna baby the fuck out of you.

And next time I wanna rage like the beastness that I am and take someone's head off, I'm gonna look at you and say no, can't do it to you because you're a baby. And I have a baby now. I know about babies. And it's like you're the baby I have at home but you're like my, you're like my going out baby. You're my going out baby. And so when I'm at home I can be like I've got a baby out there so I can leave ran

and it's gonna be you. Okay. So I'm not gonna rage on you anymore. I'm just gonna rage on Charlie. She looks like you can take it. Charlie's like, what? Did I hear my name? She's like nothing. She's like, what? Tell me. She goes, I'm talking about all my raging. And Ariana just makes a face. And she goes, no, like, she's telling me that she's not over me raging in the past. And I'm telling her that we're done with raging. And Ariana's like, well, you were raging about me on a podcast and I thought we were cool. How many came out of no way? Like Ariana is this like old 40s movie star like?

Swimming around in the bar. Ali with a pink fur on. She's the one at the bar being like oh yeah well let me tell you something. Gen-Am still not over that. So she's like, you raised about me in a fucking podcast and all of a sudden, that's not true, okay? I took a lot of shit because I wear my emotions on my sleeve and you're passive aggressive in Ariana's like, yeah, sleeve.

What do you think I'm giving you right now? This is my sleeve, is my sleeve right here? You want my fucking sleeve? What my fucking sleeve? Yeah, baby. Yes, like I'm wearing my emotions on my sleeve. Oh, that's what it was. It was her shoulder, not her actual sleeve sleeve.

Yeah, she's like, are you gonna let me talk? Are you just gonna keep bumping your drunk ass lines at me? It's like, I'll do whatever I feel like is okay. All right, honey. It's like, this is not a situation I want to be a part of. Okay, first of all, you can't just go sit, talk somebody, and then when you're confronted go, oh, it's because I wear my emotions on my sleeve.

Well, fuck your sleeve and fuck your emotions. Okay. And also, you can't say that coming out, you can't say that coming out of a fight where you got mad at Shina for doing the exact same thing on a podcast. Shina said what was on her mind, on her podcast, and you're like, you sent trolls after me.

And then you go on a podcast and you talk to her about Ariana and when Ariana says why did you do that? You're like I'm just bearing my soul is what I am you can't do that. You can't have it both ways Lala Yeah, so great and it's so funny watching Katie just Suck right up to Lala because she doesn't have her like little mean girl click anymore So she's gonna still suck right up to Lala Yeah, so Lala's like she's like we have been so service like I haven't heard from you at all And I was like are you fucking kidding me and Lala goes no, I'm not fucking kidding

It's amazing, shut up. Shut up, you annoying little... Mitt, Matt, Matt. What do you call those? Mm-hmm. And don't forget that Lala during this. I thought you were gonna mention this, that Lala is like,

oh, you just keep on bumping your drunk ass. So of course, Lala is pulling the, like, I'm sober now and you're a drunk thing. Yes. So then, so she's like, so, yeah. So she's like, well, you came from me and I'm just now and you're a drunk thing. So then, so she's like, so yeah, so she's like, well, you came from me and I'm just responding to it. And like, what I said, I don't give a fuck about you.

And Ariana's basically like, well, I did give a fuck about you. And now, but now you wanna make that true. So goodbye, goodbye. And so, Lala's like, and then Lala goes, I have to go. I'm like, you were just kicked out. You don't get to say, I have to go. I'm like, you were just kicked out. You don't get to say, I have to go. You were literally just kicked out.

Baby. So then she is like, she is gaslighting me to make me, like I'm the crazy one for giving a shit. And so then outside of course, Katie is waiting there due to flea. And Katie's like, I've never seen her act like that. And don't forget that Lala also said as she was leaving, I have a baby. I'm not doing this.

And then, of course, the final line of the episode is Lalla saying, give her some water dude, which is, of course, again. Yeah. Yeah. The thing. Give her some water, dude. Yeah, I'm so, er, give her some water. Yeah. Oh, Lord. Well, what a fine

What a fun episode It's all the classic stuff we love I mean look we look at us We just talked for about five hours about it because there was just so much good stuff to talk about it was great I love that I talked my lips dry and dry and next week Charlie pops off on Lala and I am so deeply excited. Like I gave that preview for next week a standing ovation. Cause at first I was worried I was like, I really don't want to watch a fake Coachella. I have a hard enough time with real Coachella content.

And then for it to culminate with Charlie being like, you better not fuck with me, Lala. I'm like, literally so excited. I'm so excited for the next episode. Yeah, me too. Well, it's gonna be fun. We'll be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We'll be back later this week with a great British baking show recap

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