Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Brock to the Future

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

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I actually hosted this episode, this week's episode for the first time ever. So go check that out. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Well, hi, Ben Alluny. To do. You know, it's midweek and I'm happy. I'm just I'm very happy because I

decided to revamp my pantry storage with a whole bunch of oxo containers and I never knew how fun redesigning something with modular storage could be until this week. And I'm in the throes of it. Squares, rectangles, tall rectangles, squat squares. It's the best. Living my life. Hashtag white women, Ben. Hashtag white women.

Okay. How are you doing, Ronnie? I'm doing good. I'm a bell jar kind of person myself, not the suicide kind of a way, but that's how I like to organize. I put everything in bell jars, and then I line them up in the pantry,

and I'm like, look at me, I'm a jar person. Yeah, I would love different. Listen, I love your gel, your bell jar privilege, but I don't have this sort of pantry where I can line everything up. It's sort of like, it's a shelf that has like a little metal kind of undercarriage that you pull out.

So I realized, I was like, I was getting very frustrated. I was like, my pantry, my pantry, everything's getting crammed in there. You start to accumulate all these random little like an almond flour here and a buckwheat flour there and coconut flakes. And things start to pile up. And, you know, I decided it's time to go vertical with my storage. You know, no more it's time to go vertical with my storage, you know, no more little squat jars and bins. We're doing some vertical modular storage and I've been on quite a journey. I have to say, thank you in advance.

Like one of my least favorite, that's one of my least favorite phrases. Let's get vertical. No, fuck you. You can find yourself. I am getting vertical, but you know what? Because all my storage was very squat. Okay. And I realized that if I can take take advantage of the vertical space in my pantry and get more stuff in there, and that's what I've discovered. I get it, but when I've heard the term, it's usually like, get out of bed. It's what it means. And I don't like that. Yeah, or it's corporate people talking about verticals, which is also annoying,

and it's on different way. You know, traveling, verticals, et cetera. Yep, so that's our way of saying that we're talking about Vanderpump rules today. It's the, we're talking about storage for, talking about the other thing. Those are basically the equivalent of just like oxo bins, just fill them up with booze or emotion and you're good to go, right?

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Yes. So here we are with some Vanderpompour rules. Enjoying it, enjoying Vanderpompour rules. I saw a post, I think it was from Bravo Chatroom on Instagram, it's really sweet. Who was like, am I liking this season? I feel like feeling secure about it. It was something like that.

And everyone's like, no, fuck that show. No, without the OGs. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, I'm enjoying it too. We know people need a moment. This is the cycle. You're not my dad. You're not my dad.

That's what it's like. Yeah, people need a moment. When a show starts to turn itself around, you get a few voices of people saying, wait a second, this is actually pretty good, but the majority are still like, boo! And then you have another season where then,

more people are like, this is pretty good, but there's still people that are like, I don't watch it anymore. And then in the third season of the turn around, all of a sudden people realize, wait, this shit is good. And they're like, oh my god, Vanderbilt rules are so good. And then Bravo says, it's the comeback season. But then the rest of us are like, it was the comeback season two years ago. That's the cycle. Yeah, well, I was worried because so much of this show relied

on the energy of horrible men, you know, it's like without jacks, you know, who are you gonna get for a koki? A koki horrible semi abusive man and, you know, now there's James. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna need you to take this more into 2021, Ronnie. It's not about just like horrible men. It's about horrible men and horrible women. Okay, let's, let's, let's open our tent here a little bit because we also have that too. We have everything. We have a little bit of everything for everyone. Yeah. So let's see here. All these faces, all of these faces, hiding away from everyone who knows. Are you on the run, Trixie?

What's happening? Because these are the lyrics I had to turn on closed captioning just to make sure I was hearing them right. All of these faces and all of these places hiding away from everyone who knows. Know what? What have you done? And how many faces are we talking about per person, right? Because it's LA. So there's gonna be a it's not just one it's not a one-to-one ratio. You know what I'm saying? So fion is asleep. Of course, Lala has a dog named Fionna,

which I think is kind of funny, because it's much, Shrek's pretty wife. Yeah. He ends up turning into a Shrek. Yeah. She was always a Shrek Ronnie. No, she was a pretty princess, and then she had to turn into a Shrek to be with Shrek.

She also hates, she also hates what we do to Turkey's on Thanksgiving. That's Fiona Apple actually. But well, I think it's Fiona family. I think it's a very good example of what's happening on Vanderpromp rules. Lala's just like, fuck, and I'm becoming a rant. I was not willing to commit Lala's dog to my notes. I was not willing to write down Lala's dog name. Do you think Lala named the dog Fiona or Randall?

No, Randall wouldn't even name a dog. He just named the dog like dog. You know, he's one of those guys. Yeah, like Tom Schwartz. Who names a lizard dog? Yes, he's just one of my pet peeves. One of my pet peeves is when people name pets after other animals, like when they name their dog bear.

Okay, for some reason that drives me nuts and it happens all the time where people like here's my dog bear. I'm like, well, it's not a bear, so don't call it bear, it's a dog. Give it a name, but don't just say it's bear. Okay, it's not a bear. Stop mislabeling my dog.

Yeah, that dog's walking around all upset. Stricter. I don't even have issues. Yeah. So by the way, everybody, we keep making hashtag whitewomen jokes, because that is trending right now on Twitter. And we just happen to catch a quick glance

of hashtag whitewomen. We're like, what is this about? And it's so all over the place, I can't even really tell you what it's about. I just I just love I just love 2021 like that's what's trending. Has tag white women hashtag Fiona. Um, we start laughing about it and talking about how we're organizing everything with jars and ex oxos. XO XO hashtag women, oxo.

So Lala is trying to get her baby go to sleep and then Randall. She tells us this little story about how she tells Randall, I figured out how to get the babies to go sleep sleeps. Basically, what I do is I take her out into the suns and then I lift her upright into the suns, so she'll close her eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, congrats to paying the optometrist bills for the rest of your life.

Okay. Have fun blending your baby you fucking weird. I don't think she sees very well yet, but I ordered her a little crawling stick on Amazon. Like what the fuck, Lala? Lala, her whole thing is that she said, this way when she's in the sun, she's gonna close her eyes and realize that it feels nice to close my eyes. She's trying to do some sort of Pavlonian therapy with her child, but that, like Pavlov,

his shit doesn't work with this cast because if his shit worked with this cast, we wouldn't even have a show. The point is that people make the same mistakes over and over again despite incentives in the other direction Okay, Pavlov's dog Has died at Vanderpump rules and you don't have to incentivize your baby to close its eyes Rand has its father and his mother looks like a damn fun house outside a birthday party, okay? The kid knows how to close her eyes other looks like a damn fun house outside a birthday party, okay? The kid knows how to close a rise. Maybe the kid wants to see the world, Lala.

Why are you closing the world to ocean, okay? You know, you can't name your child after open water and then expect them to have closed eyes. Yeah. And I'll put that on a plaque and hang it somewhere. A really useless saying that actually means nothing. Yeah, because you can't really see in the ocean, right? So it makes sense.

Maybe she doesn't want to be in the classes. When you're on the ocean, what do you do? Close your damn eyes or you'll get saltwater in there. And it'll hurt. You can see, you can't go into the deep. You can't go into the Marianas trench. She should have named her daughter that. Marianas trench.

Did you manage to Marianas trench. She should have named her daughter that Marianas trench Did you manage to marry? There's always baby number two, Ben. There's always This is ocean and this is Marianas trench So she tells us that the baby is just like Rand because Rand has like Foam loop basically fear of missing out on pussy That's what Rand has, okay, and that's currently what this couple is suffering from. So it's really crazy that this episode is about Rand's fear of missing out and trying to keep the party

always going while she's trying to get the baby to close its eyes. I don't know, it's just, because you know, it's not good news out there for Lala and Rand. They broke up, I guess it's official now. And then Rand had to file to get less child support. He filed to pay less in child support payments because he can't afford them because he's about to go bankrupt. So that's what's happening to a lot of bankrupt. He makes so many of those shitty

movies every, like he is scrolling his money away and he is being shady with his money. I'm gonna tell you that right now. There's money there. Okay. There's money in the shop. Randall Emmett filed to decrease child support to avoid bankruptcy. His legal was continue. Blah, blah, blah. Sick Mexican debts. He only made one movie in 2020 and that he has to give his ex-wife. That's 2020.

That's 2020. Childers, Amber Childers. He has to give her a lot of money and she's spending all the child support payments on herself and not the kids. And he's, you know, it's just a funny episode for this to come out when Lala is on somebody about child support payments. Yeah. And you know what?

Shhhh. By the way, you're right. He is out of money, which is why this breakup is apparently sticking. Because if he still had that money, be no Lala would be back. Yes, you know, that's the barometer of his wealth. Is how long how long Lala will take his shit? We'd like to second that money ran out. He was, she was fucking out of there.

We saw it with Erica Jane. We're seeing it with Lala. I mean, sometimes there's certain things in LA that you just cannot, you just know and you understand. Okay, we don't have weather reports, but we do have debt, debt barometers. And that's Lala and Erica Jane and various others. Yeah. So let's see. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, up for the Foma, right? He had the Foma, now he's got to do a poker thing. Yeah, and we already know it's gonna be terrible. And he's telling, he tells her that there's

gonna be unlimited re-entering, because you know my nickname, and I didn't really understand this at first, because I couldn't, I couldn't parse out the syllables to understand this, and I was too lazy to put on close captioning, but then later on, I was like, fuck, they're going back to the stupid nickname. I'm gonna look it up, re-buy Randall,

which I thought was like, RE space, BY space, Randall. Like, it was like re-buy Randall. And I had no idea what the hell is talking about. Because you don't like poker. Well, no, I actually am in a gay poker league, believe it or not. I just never I never go and I lose always. But oh, good. I'm the Tom Schwartz of gay poker. So the point is it's rebuy randal. So I guess

that means you're always, but he's always just buying back into the game. Is that the thing to spending money that he's not? money on it? Not on the children. He's actually a professional poker player too. Did you know that about him? Didn't he produce like World Series of Poker or one of those awful shows that's on it two in the morning? Probably, but he's won a couple of of those. I mean, he's actually pretty good, but this is a pretty big red flag, right? I mean, when your when your man's name is rebuy randall I feel like it's not good. It's also such a boring nickname It's like such a like I mean, it's just like a few letters away from rebar randall, which is also terrible I mean, I don't know like I feel like I want my nickname to have more levity not like a rebuy randall like rebuy randall Yeah, so red flag so he's like, you know

I'm thinking about inviting Brock, you know, I don't know what I'll leave him out of anything. And she's like, but look at this baby. We're dancing. This is what I have to do with her. So anyway, obviously I had to have a conversation with Brock's, but you know, he's spewed all over me. What's it called? Speck. No. What? No. I don't want to say anything else about spewing. What do these spew on you? And what kind of automobile did he promise you when we return for letting them do it?

So she tells Randall about the restraining order. And then we go to Katie, who's just like mid-conversation of the shorts somewhere else. And she's like, but why are we strutting off, strutting off the domestic violence thing? And he's like, oh, papa, I mean, isn't that between she and Brock? And she goes,. He's like, oh, papa, I mean, isn't that between she and unbrock and she goes, and Katie's like, well, la la heard that and I freaked her out as it would anybody.

And Schwartz is like, well, but don't you think that she brushed over it because she's so happily and love like Katie, why are you even bothering having a conversation about domestic violence with Tom Schwartz? He probably doesn't even understand what it means. Yeah, you're not gonna get any good insight from him. That's what I'm trying to say. No, no, he's like, well, I guess maybe she just brushed over it.

She's like, yeah, you don't just, you know, that's what she and it does. She brushes over things. Listen, no one married to Schwartz is allowed to get mad about people shrugging shit off. You're married to Schwartz, okay? He's literally shrugging right now while he talks to you. You've already condoned Shrugging

on the ring on your wedding finger level. Okay. You had a Wednesday wedding, okay? You had a Wednesday wedding, did you shrug them off? Yeah, that's a shrug off. That's a big, that's what you call a shrug of a wedding day, okay? Yeah, that's like a shrug off to everybody else's time

or Wednesday wedding. It's like, ah, you don't need this week in your life, just shrug it off. Before Wednesday was known as hump day, it was known as shrug day. Am I in the beginning of the week? Am I in the end of the week? I don't know, I'm just right in the middle.

So anyway, then we go to James to get his perspective. He's like, hello, they flipped, crying. Like, don't talk about me, my family, don James to get his perspective. He's like, hello, they flipped crying. Like don't talk about me my family Don't talk about my family like I don't know who young Brock was when he had kids But he's probably he probably was younger than he was now, right? I'm like powers of deduction or strong on this cast And you got a love that Rikkel just stares at him like she's doing math in her head. She's like The you know how she and I have gotten clearly life isn't everything she portrays on her vlog. And he's like, well, obviously, and then we cut

to the dream movie music to say which I love the Jacks mowing his lawn music. Yeah. And, um, it's shinda holding a selfie stick. Happy is can be. How are everyone? Welcome back to my channel. We're new and talking with Brock Long today. Boy, popular domain. I'm making an apple pie and an apple pie with a crumble on top. Yeah, it's like French apple or Dutch apple. I'm another different. Comment below.

And let me know if you know the difference between an apple, apple pie, and apple, Ipad, iPad apple pie and why do I Pad pie is my first time a current Comment below if you know the difference between a French apple pie and a Dutch apple pie and furthermore If you know the difference between French and Dutch are they the same thing or two different languages? I don't know comment below So she tells us again my track rucker doesn't help my current situation. I'm in his frustrating because Brock has the real deal. Heh heh heh heh.

Hey, well, literally knows two different apple pies. So, uh, Brock, and then we go back to the video and Brock's like, you and me and Brock is back to teach you guys how to bake a cake for everybody. Err, it's a pie. It's a pie. Heh heh heh. I'm using YouTube and vlogs to show what deeper insight into our relationship. I just want to show people the true offlandic version of myself completely unadded. And he's like, come to this side over here.

He's like, my bad side. Okay. Completely unadded. Except by me. Alright, let me tell you a little bit about Apple Pie. Uh, the camera's off, so you're really not telling anyone that. It's like, well, so truthful and unedited, we didn't get his insight.

Um, I just, I love that this is her way of like expressing a deeper insight into their relationship. Like, people want to know more about me. So here it is. I don't know the difference between friendship, well, pie and dot japple pie, which admittedly, I don't think I necessarily between friendship with pian dot jappal pie, which admittedly, I don't think I necessarily know off the top of my head. I kind of feel like French is maybe like thinly sliced apples on top like a tart or something,

but I just love that that's what she's leading with for people to get to know her better. Well, and it's to get to know Brock right because she has whole thing with the guys like her love languages, her love language is skill set, right? So with Rob, it was he can hang a TV in under seven minutes with this guy. Hey, come back Apple Pie. Like how can he be a wife, Peter? If he makes Apple Pie, come on guys. He's as American as French or Dutch Apple Pie,

which is a merely more French or more Dutch than it is American. I guess. Where's Europe? Comment below if you want me to make him Australian apple pie, but he just kept leaving it. I'd say, hey, are you going to finish that by? He's like, no, someone else is there now. I want to give that pie a space. He was going to make an Australian apple pie, but he still owes the grocery store a few more bucks before he can actually claim his ingredients. So we cut back, we cut back to a lot of animals. I think it has apple pies on their way. I'm working on it all right. I've had some problems in the past with Apple Pie, but I'm working on it, all

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So back to La La Randalls, La La is like, well, and then we went to Lisa's for Tease, and she asked what I'm concerned about, and I said, originally, it was to do children that were left behind, but not to mess with violence charges. I would help that if I were in Sheena she would come to me and say I want you to be smart. Yeah right. Yeah right. We saw what happened when people tried to say anything about any of the live ghosts that you were dating back in the day. Yeah exactly. Lala has a real interesting perspective on this, which is hypocritical. So then we go back to Shina and she's like,

well, unfortunately you have some explaining to do Brock because of the way Lala presented her situation. And it was like Lisa felt like I was hiding something and I was like, I'm not hiding anything. The truth is how could I hide the difference between French and Dutch Apple Pie? I have no hide the difference between French and Dutch Apple buy? I have no idea the difference will have to hide it. Well, you look up to Lisa and all I wanted to think Lisa of our relationship because

Lala decided to throw that over the table. So he's so violent that he can't even just say she put that on the table. No, she threw it over the table. If it's a matter of her or a violent, it's better. He's rashing. So she is basically like, well, you can explain over the table. If it's a matter of. The world is a violent. It's a matter of. He's rashing. So she is basically like, well, you're gonna explain what the restraining order was. And he's like, oh, I will. Oh, I feel like if people wanna get to know me, I'm okay with that because I don't have anything to hide.

I'm open and orange. So now we go over to the new restaurant space for the Tom's over in Franklin Village. And we meet Greg, who's their other investor. He's like the new, he's like the other Elise of Andrew Pump, because he used to run the Belmont, which they go to all the time now. So they walk in and Sandival's like, dude, every time I walk in here, it's like such an obstacle illusion. I'm like, a, first of all, obstacle illusion

is a funny concept, and then b, you think there's an obstacle and there's not. But then b, I also like the idea that it's like, and that it's a note that the, you walk in in the restaurant, like an illusion, like you think the ceiling is three feet high, but it's 10 feet high instead. It's funny that you said that because he does want to make it into an obstacle illusion, because his plans for it, well, first he walks in and sure, it's just walks it behind him copying everything that he does, right? He's like, yeah. What if we had the ceiling drop right here,

but then like you check in at the host and then you walk in and you see the ceiling rise up, like you see all of this. And it's worth it's like, yeah, because then from this part on, it'll open up into the grand ceiling. Yeah, he just said that. Okay. Yeah. You're bliss. Also get an awning, that's a lot cheaper.

Okay, get an awning and walk through the front door then you'll see the ceiling. So then they go to go start talking with Greg. By the way, I actually think this space looks kinda cool. Like I'm actually, I'm excited to see how, like I just hope it doesn't get all bander pumped like with giant planters and flowers and ornate sort of, I still don't have the right word

for the bander pump style. There is a word for it. There's a phrase, but we still have not been able to find it right like ornate like garden party tacky, you know Yeah, it's like the tea party that never ends kind of thing. Yeah, I wish it was really like ornate party Oh, you can just call it what it was called in the first place a laneian it was cold in the first place. A lame-y-n. Yeah, so then sand of all is like obsessing over like various plans. They do I want to have like a starry night and a booth, you know, be like stars and we

could put a light strip right here and it's like I see like a light will come and it'll barely hit it but then like done hit it because it's like at the starry night but the sun's quite got around the moons. It's like a little bit of sun but not not a lot. And then there's like, George Clooney just goes floating by and you're like, dude, I'm million hour space, you know what I'm saying? But I'm also at a bar. And there's obstacle that leads to me.

And he's like, and then I want stairs right here. And then the stairs will go down. And then people will be like, oh my God, they're stairs. So that's like a separate area. And then there will be other stairs to go from there to there. And then there will be like a double table. Like you have to walk up the ladder to go to a table. Okay, people are gonna fucking fall down

in this restaurant. How much insurance are you planning on covering? I know. Tables on the walls. Just hear me out, okay? Tables on the walls. I wanna make bar stools, but they're knives. I mean people will just like have to like hold on

really tight with their butt cheeks. While they taste this. I mean, people will just like, after like, hold on, really tight with their butt cheeks. While they taste this drink, I made with coal and lighter fluid and a grape juice. Dude, hear me out. Okay, we put a rig up on the ceiling and it rotates and it has these big bungee cords and you tie yourself to bungee cords and the rig spins you around.

And as you spin around, you try to get your drink, but maybe you get someone else's drink and you're getting like all the different drinks. That's like a different experience. Every time it's a story night and there's getting like all the different drinks. It's like a different experience every time. It's a story and night, and there's light on the stairs. Dude, it's awesome. So this place is the old, in ViliTat restaurant on Bronson.

And they- Which restaurant? La ViliTat. It's like a la- ViliTat. ViliTat. Well that's what I say. I don't know that restaurant, or its former space on Bronson.

I guess I don't really go up Bronson. Yeah, Franklin. Yeah, it's off Franklin. So it's kind of by that UCB. Yeah, so they're gonna have a lot of improvisers. You're gonna need transpecials. And also if anyone is planning on going there do not plan on parking ever.

Okay, no parking. There will be no parking. No parking whatsoever. And if you plan on just driving by be prepared for people just like Even though there's no parking there are simultaneously parking in the middle of the street Looking for parking and so be prepared for just like a lot of this It's like a line of cards at all times And a lot of people yes having each other on the sidewalk. Yes, and it's right across from Scientology So you might see Kristi Ali, which yeah, could be fun and a lot of people are yes to having each other on the sidewalk. Yes, and it's right across from Scientology.

So you might see Christy Ali, which could be fun. So he's talking about how he wants all this and like, you know, track doors. Waterfall. And Greg's like, all right, guys, you know what we're going to do? We're going to talk names. And he's like, well, we settled on, well, I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be shorts and sandies. And he's like, no, we settled on, well, I think it's gonna be, I think it's gonna be shorts and sandies. And he's like, no, I want shorts to say it because he can't even get it out of his mouth. Go on, what? Say it was. Oh, shorts and sandies.

So this guy's like, oh, is that like a different kind of deli? I mean, someone's gonna show up here thinking they're getting a pastrami on Rye. Now, I have to say this, Ronnie. I agree, I don't love the name, but also that being said, LA is a city with horrific bar names. Like, there's so many ridiculous bar names out here. Like, there's, of course, I can't think of any, but there's that one that's like, on like our our Gile and Sunset, you know the one?

Where it's like you go through a refrigerator to go into it. That one, Davy Wains, good times that Davy Wains, see, I mean, I think shorts, in a world where we have good times that Davy Wains, you can have shorts and sandies. Yeah, I don't think it's that bad. And also people are gonna be going there for them. So, I don't think it's bad. But you know, it's just me.

Everyone else hates it. But they should go ahead. But by the way, they should lean into it and they should have like a thing where they like are serving like Mastrami on Rai. Like it's kind of like a fun thing. You go, you get your drink, but you can also get like a sandwich, you know? Yeah. And Swords is like, well, I'm, I'm warming up to the name.

I wouldn't say I'm falling in love with the name, but I'm falling out of hate with it. It's like, well, you're using your vows again. That's what I was going to say. Applying the lessons he learned from his marriage to this name. I've heard this somewhere. Oh, right. So when you wrote your own vows,

it went to stay wetting. So I'm vowsed as Wednesday wetting. Right before he went and swam in a river and then got into a tux. Wednesday wedding. So, I was on my house and I was Wednesday wedding. Right before he went and swam in a river and then got into a tux. So, this great guy is like, all right guys, you need to understand, he ain't all fun to games, right? This is a real hot dollist in sense. So what I need is a post-apored with I.D. I want it to be like a second grade science fair up in here, all right?

I want to see a volcano made out of bacon soda and soda water explode. You see what I'm saying? Prove to me you're worth it boys Yeah, he's like you guys have to convince me that you know what you want So mission statement is probably the one thing and I want you guys to convince me that I want you guys as my Partners, so yeah prove to me proof, you know, whatever. So yeah, prove to me, prove, you know, whatever. Say, yeah, they have to do like a, like, they have to make a poster, basically. So now, now I was like, it's like L.A. We get all these, we get all the standard, um, B-roll footage of aerial shots of Los Angeles and traffic and things like really sped up traffic. And it's like,

wow, the city is alive. And then the camera just sort of lingers on a fire hydrant for a while and I was like this is Vanderpump rules Like let's take a moment to appreciate the spot where dogs have peed Okay, let's let's take in the dog urine and now we will go directly over to James and Raquel Well, isn't it fitting though because there's what what a fire hydrant's there for. They're there for dogs to pee on. It's like, no one is less respected than the fire hydrant cut to Rikkel, just standing in the nose, standing in the mirror, putting her fingers on her nose and stretching it,

like giving it stretches. And she's like, I've always been a little insecure about my nose. And then we see a clip of her telling Vanderpump, she's like, I got a nose job. A nose job darling. I don't know if I can have you working another place for you working here.

No, like a nose job on my nose. Oh, did you? Yeah, and then it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. What's wrong with it darling? Well, the bridge goes to the right and the tip goes to the left. Oh, yes, it does. I can see that now that you've said it. I'm never going to see that now, you know?

It's like one of those paintings you have to stare at for a while until you get it, but then you pass it in them every time. You can see it right away. Hmm, thank you for letting me know. Never gonna not see your crooked nose now, darling. Get back to work. Darling, it doesn't look crooked if you just turn your head. It's like you know inside walk artists.

When they draw it and they make a little dis-a-pitch on the sidewalk, you're like, don't fall in the pit. But then when you perch from the other direction, it just looks like gobbledygoop. That's what your nose is. It's upside down sidewalk art. There. Now it looks better. Don't feel bad about your crooked nose. You know know lots of wonderful things are crooked a person who is crook actually a person is crooked Actually is a crook isn't he? All right never mind. You know what wipe down the menus crookie Listen listen sometimes you have to embrace imperfection I think it's lovely that your nose now looks like the subway logo enjoy For Rick gal. Oh my God.

She's so beautiful. She even look crooked. Literally would not notice. And she's sitting there with Pinkie's internostals, probably trying to find the flag from double there. And she's just like going down, like just spiraling through all this. And she says that her doctor prescribed her exercises

14 times a day to sort of like get everything right. So she's like doing that, but then she's also getting rid of a bunch of dresses and James is watching her, you know, call her collection and she's like, oh, Raquel, you look good in these tight dresses, you know? Oh, and by the way, remember how I have that host Storm Lawn about Max? Yeah, that's done now. I spoke to him and we're all good. So it's all done.

And I was like, what? You can't do that. That was my favorite storyline of the season. You can't wrap that up off camera. Yeah. And then we see a clip of Max talking to Vander Prump at the restaurant. He's like, well, mama, I've thought about it.

And we've made up. I mean, he did apologize. And then I spent three days straight getting my knob polished on VR Oculus porn. So Iave him. I could see you're moving on with him then. Yes, I also need to buy some paper towels, actually remind me, put that on my list. Well, you know, he has a lot going on in his life.

You know what, with his girlfriend and her boomerang face. So I thought I'd take it easy on him. Oh, good, good for you. So then we come back and Rakell is like, James, your anger issue isn't resolved. And I'm like, well, I know my temper is a bit out of control sometimes. And it ruins my day and my mood and those around me, whatever. Well, maybe you can go to AA to talk about it.

It's like, Rakell, I'm not completely sober because I make weed and I'm a creative person. OK, my job is in nightlife. And if I'm not having a drink, I'm going to go smoke a joint. Oh, for God's sake, Rick. I'm not going to be super straight, Mr. Serba.

Oh, sorry, Mr. Serba. I'm a creative person. I'm a creative person. I have a residency. That's, sir, once a week. Yeah. Runflang. And also, anybody who lives in LA knows what, oh, I have a residency at Sir once a week. Yeah, red flag. And also anybody who lives in LA knows what, oh, you know, I smoke weed, we all know what that means.

You do everything else except drink. Everybody knows it, okay? You can just say you smoke weed on TV now because it's legal. I mean, it just come on here and say, like I took five Adirons, did a line, you know? Pre-workout, Pillarani. It's totally legal. The pre-workout pill, yep. I mean, it just come on here and say like I took five Adiron did a line, you know, pre workout pill Ronnie. It's totally the pre workout pill. Yep.

Here we are. Totally. The pre workout. So he's talking about how he's telling us like, man, we want to sleep. Oh, I mean, let's face it. I'm very hard. Energy. You know, it takes me back down to neutral.

I mean, look at me. I'm still right now. Could you tell your fucking tweak in bro. So then Raquel is like, well, if not a maybe some meditation, I'll do meditation. And she goes, yeah, meditation or boxing, boxing, great way to challenge your energy. I think meditation and boxing are to totally different experiences. Raquel, you can either become and very present

and just think about your surroundings or you could be pulling the shit out of someone. Well, exactly. I mean, people with a bad temper, I don't know that they need to learn to use their body as a weapon. Yeah, and if you're concerned about your nose, I don't think you'll get roped into doing some boxing yourself.

I don't think you need to be in a boxing environment, Raquel. Yeah. So then drinks environment, Rakel. Yeah. So then drinks it, Tom, Tom. Lisa comes in with this big, creepy mask that says sir, but it looks like a horror movie, just the way the lines run on the mask. She's like, we're out.

Yeah. Happy Halloween. So, and then we see like cameos from, we see JoJo. He's like, he's like, perfect, thank you. As he goes and twerks his way down the, down the bar line. And then the Tom's enter, and Lisa, Lisa still loves mining this for comedy. Oh, did you get dressed together?

You're wearing the same thing. She's still going, still going for the comedy with them wearing this. Like, I, there as are they, by the way, they're still doing the we're gonna do the twins thing at Tom Tom. Yeah, I'm gonna need more from them other than like, we wear glitter jackets so we bought out the Amazon together. We've done so much together. We've made money together. We've saved money together. We get matching outfits together. And then we see a montage of like, wow, the wacky Tom's matching sweaters. Yeah, that we get it.

We get it. It's been a few years. We understand that they are there a duo. Okay, there's a bar called Tom Tom. We figured it out. Right. So Ken is there. And Lisa's like, well, I wanted to talk to you guys about the bar you're opening because when I called you today you were with the guy who's gonna open the bar right and I'm just very protective of you guys and if you have questions I thought Ken and I should weigh in on some of this Ken, anything to say. He's like, oh you know what I'm gonna say, damn the law,. And you're in the barn, when I drink, you can give it to people in the mall. And sometimes we'll say, I can have some food with that. And you're a little food under the bar. Am I awake right now? Am I awake right

now? Is somebody in the house? Is somebody in the house? I'm very worried about you tomorrow, you're going to your house, you put money into the spa, so little bit of money in the business girls, they'll be not spock out, you'll be not spock out. No, you're f**king spock out. So Kansas says, yeah, he's worried about them working the house and it's not like it's just a little bit of money. And he's like, all right, then how long is the lease?

He's like, I think it's probably a little bit of money and he's like, oh, how long is the lease? He's like, um, I think it's probably a few years. Okay. So let's say you put your money in and you mortgage your house on this place, you have no idea of the length of the links. Now, if the company is liquidated, what do you own? A lot of fucking bangin' liquid that I can turn into something drinkable. Damn sure. We still haven't used that thing where I can make frozen shots. Remember that?

No darling, no darling. What do you, what do you own? We own the concept of a bar. We know like people have to pay us if they want to open up a bar. It's like no darling, that's not how that works. Well, we own the name and we own the concept. It's like, no darling, that's not how that works. Well, we own the name and we own the concept. It's like, oh, are you sure about the concept? Well, it's not crystallized, but almost there.

Oh, so you know nothing. All right, well, be careful, darling. So then the sand of all is like, you know, dude, at some point we have to be shoved out of the nest and then he tells us, I know Lisa's concerned about me getting in over my head, but getting in over your head is what pushes you to the to be shoved out of the nest and then he tells us, I know Lisa's concerned about me getting in over my head, but getting in over your head is what pushes you to the next level. We're drowns you. By the way, we're drowns you.

Did you ever see witness? Hello. She's like, well, I, you know, I worry about you because you guys never seem to give us a street answer darling. And then shorts, I mean, while it's like rubbing his ass against Tom like a cat scratching post. Check out God, that's what I mean. And look at you.

Are you wearing flip flops, darling? Do the rest are on top. Yeah, I mean, shorts has dirty feet up on the table. Yeah, because he's wearing like a flip, like an Adidas flip or something. And he puts it up on like a chair. And it's just like up there barefoot in the flip and it can like sort of like lifts up It's like this is the most movement we've seen from Ken since he got knocked over in that pool And he like lifts up and looks at it because he's so horrified

He's like, you're one of the owners of the ball. Why do you have flip flops on and he's like, oh? Oh, Baba, I stub my Morton's toe Oh It doesn't mean you have to, like, you don't have to wear a flip because you stub your toe. You need a pedicure, darling. Oh, you know what might be wacky, wacky, wacky storyline. I'm getting one of the house you should come darling. And he's like, wow, And he starts playing with his lip. He's like, I can come get that at your house.

Like, can I just point out that you were hooking your dirty toes? And then you put your hands in your mouth. Darling. Oh, this is charming. This is so charming! Oh, yes. Yeah. Great advertisement for a bar.

for a bar. Come here comes one right now. So then we then go and then it's like another day, and Tom is getting his haircut at home, and there's a guy, and he's like, you like it? It's a whole new look, right? It's like, we love to see it. Love the hair, I love it. Don't you love it so much? I like it. Was that Jesse? Because I thought it was Jesse, but I also wasn't sure if it was Jesse.

Yeah, he's not a new guy. He's everybody's favorite under five, Jesse. Jesse Montana. I think his name was Montana, but he's like, yeah, yeah, like it. How are you feeling? Do you feel good on you? Like, love to see that.

Love to see that. All right, all right, I'm out of here. Bye guys. What's that five? Nope, damn it. All right. Yeah, I'll take my five dollars and a club. So thanks. He is an OG. He's been there since the first season, I believe.

I think he was part of that that random. Remember in season one, when Kristen and Katie got mad at Stasi and Vegas, so she dumped them as friends and decided to befriend all like the busters. I was like, these are my new friends. And for like one episode, she was friends with all the people you never see on the show. Yeah. So Arianna's like, um, Lala just texted, Hey, girl, could you come early to help me set up? Cause I need help with alcohol. And I know you're great with all things bartending. So that's going to be interesting. Yeah, it's like the first time that Lala and I

will be hanging out since Palm Springs and sort of weird. And Santa Valls asking her about how like Sheena feels about Lala bringing up stuff at the Tea Party and stuff and Ariana is like, I do think it's important to be transparent and tell the truth, especially with serious stuff like this and sand of all's like Transparent the way Lala did with Randall when they first started dating dude And then clip from 2016 of I do not have a married boy friends Who is this person you guys are talking about? Oh? And there we are and it's like um, yeah, I know we lied for her But that was then and this is now, you know, this is a different situation

And my best friend Shina is in a good place and if that changes then the pitchforks come out Mm-hmm. So now we do Jason Rikero boxing class They're boxing with Robbie Robbie who sounds like he's a little bit hoierish and so Robby, who sounds like he's an open-to-horish, and so James is saying he's open, he's open to boxing if it's for Kale's idea, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to channel his angry energy and to something else, okay? So then, this boxing and a lot of robby's saying things like, hit it hard, hit it hard, hit it come on, hit it hard, okay hook, get me with the hook, okay bring it in, bring it in, good

job, goodbye. Yeah, he leaves so they sit down and James hated it, of course, and James sucks is it or sucks at it, but Rickel's really good and she's like, well, we should talk about your anger because you have this bad habit of seeing things to hurt people and my greatest fear Is it we're gonna have kids and you hurt their self-confidence? And he just nods blankly He's like not even listening to her. He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I cherish what we have I'll cherish it right You're the jewel of my life blah blah blah blah. Cherish it. Yes. Anyway, go on I'm gonna go to the doctor and I'm gonna have to tell the doctor tell them what that you bumped my nose He's like, oh, come on.

So she tells us that a week after her cast was off, James comes in for a kiss really hard and hit her nose. Okay. And so two months ago, they had a conversation about this and James is like, don't tell Lisa that I bumped your nose. I have already have enough issues with bumps if you know what I'm saying. So don't tell it. I think it's something absolutely much worse than it is. And so she's like, I have to say I have to tell all the information. I mean, it's like I don't even lock

you going in there. I don't want you to go in that because he doesn't want them to go in and think that have them think that he's objeasing her, right? And so now he's telling her not you to go in that, because he doesn't want them to go in and think that, have them think that he's absurd. He's absurd. Right? And so now he's telling her not to even go in. So he's so fucking selfish. He's like, I don't even like you going in there. You're beautiful, right?

And if it gets worse, like what if your nose gets worse? That's gonna be really hard. So yeah, that is scary. He's like, it's gonna be hard for me, Rick L. Please don't fuck up your nose. Listen, physical it, and then they do the diary room together. They're sitting right together. And he's like, physical attraction is really important.

I still think she's absolutely gorgeous. You know, like still rock hard when I look at her. I still get rock hard when I look at her. Kidding. And then he tells her, if I hate the way you look, what am I gonna do? It scares me, Rick Hell. Know that. All right, I'll keep making that clear.

And I'm gonna keep making that clear. Every time we talk about this, it's very important. Fuck you, you fucking cross-eyed, howdy-duty. Talking about how fucking someone looks. Get the fuck outta here, dump him and run. Fuck that guy. It's very important for me, Rekel, that I reduce you down to your nose.

Nothing more than that, okay? Rekel, because I love you for the shape of your nose and pretty much that's it, okay? So then- He's fucking abusive monster. She needs to leave him. Who fucking says that to somebody? You better stay hot because the second you're not hot,

I'm out of there. Yeah, that's essentially the narrative he's pushing. Disgusting. Oh, disgusting. And she's just like looking down all sad. That's what I was saying. Like here we go, we were worried we were gonna have another abusive monster. Oh, it's disgusting. And she's just like looking down all sad. That's what I was saying. Like here we go, we were worried

we were gonna have another abusive monster. Fucking disgusting James, gross. Yeah. So now we go to Villarosa and Schwartz and Katie come over and Katie's talking about how she hasn't had a pedicure in a year, et cetera. So they all sit down and these Shazlanges that Lisa has arranged outside.

And of course, Schwartz doesn't know how to use a Shaz loung. She's like, oh, oh, oh, darling, darling, you have to come down. Okay, be careful. It's a Shaz loung. Like, he's like knocking it over. He's pushing it back. I'm like, he really is so useless

at so many things in life. Katie, typical Katie. Thanks for letting me crash. I haven't had a pedicure in over a year. Oh my God, get her out of here. What is she even here for? And then also, my actual note is no one is surprised. You haven't had a pedicure in over a year.

Looking around the room for somebody. Anybody surprised? Nope. All right, let's keep moving. Though the best is also then Lisa reclining and be like, oh, it feels so good. It's been such a long time. Now I'm living the life to which I become accustomed to.

She's acting like she's been living in a cave during the entire pandemic. And now she finally gets to have a taste of luxury again. While they're like on her, in her sprawling yard by the gazebo next to the miniature horses and the swans and the pool and the the hillside vista. And she's like, oh, finally luxury.

I'm just imagining those nail technicians just cursing her like under their breath like this fucking bitch. God was meant difficult for you not giving pedicures. I mean, what did you do for fun in your mansion with your pool and your miniature donkeys? A. That's not good. So Lisa tells us that she wants to put some things back on the menu at Tom Tom because

the restaurant's been closed forever. And she says, you know, because we're, you know, we're going to put some more, we've taken some stuff off the cocktail menu, we're going to put some stuff on and a lot of, you know, a lot of stuff has changed. And so now everything is new. I mean, things have changed. There's new staff, you know, some staff is left. I'm like, because they were racists and they were fired. Well, and also you didn't pay your staff. She didn't, she's, she got in a lot of trouble for not paying her staff. There was a lot of controversy with her restaurant. She was just like, all right, bye, I see you.

And we see you. You know what they didn't have? From what I remember in the news, I don't have any links on her. But yeah, I remember there being a lot of controversy with that. I just don't understand why we don't have very much stuff these days.

So she shorts, oh, so she, he's like, we're gonna come up with a pitch and show you where we're at just well, alright now let's get to this now, not that I want to. But if you want me to, since your loan was denied for being POOA, you put in 50 grand to the restaurant and you know if you want a hundred grand back, for you personally of course you wouldn't have to share that um you're trying to buy me out no no no darling no I'm just saying if you want to give part of the restaurant yeah I mean this is actually it actually makes me

lovely Savannah pump because she is so sly. She's like, oh, are you in financial straits? Well, if you want, I can buy you out because you're very, you know, like she's basically like, she's basically, you know, attacking when he's most vulnerable, right? To take, take over his share of Tom Tom, which is solely Savannah pump. I have to admire it.

So he shorts is talking about how about his application loan and he goes, yeah, I don't think that they liked it. When I said I was a actor, model, actor. And at first I was like, okay, that's funny. But then I thought about it and I was like, he probably did put that talent on this application. I would not put him past them. And also you're neither of those things, by the way. That too. I probably actually know what a actor is and looked it up.

And we're like, I think he did an underwear shoot for his friend two years ago with a dad bod. So nope, not giving them that to him. Yeah, so basically Lisa offers $100,000. She's like, well, I know you needed for your new non-vandabump soon to be failure venture. So take $100,000. Your new restaurant, which we fondly refer to as Fairfail.

Be's like, no, you don't know how much Tom Tom eans to me. And she goes, all right, but remember we had this conversation and never say to me that you needed money and we weren't there. And also, oh god damn it, you fell off the shares lounge again. Can someone help us perfume up? All right, now let's go in and flirt with each other over Ruse. Well, Paul Dittlet-Kate stays to her alone with people she doesn't know. Come on, Bali!

So then we got a commercial and at this point I had my clothes captioning on and I don't know if this happened with your clothes captioning but when we came back we were in a scene with Lala at Randall's house where at her house I should say and for some reason a clothes caption from a commercial would not go away and it just was stuck at the top of the screen. And it just said, a breakthrough Exima treatment. And I was like, this is,

this is the best way to frame a scene at Lala's house. A breakthrough Exima treatment. An unexplained itchiness. Lala on Grand Touse. Also glad we finally got a little bit of Cindy Lopper on Vanderpromp rules. Hi, I'm Cindy Lopper. I got an XM in heart. Time after time. Um, I am. Her music makes for good X-Munk commercials. She's a natural choice.

She's really a natural. She is to see it. I it. We it. She it. It's more of a stretch. But also, can I tell you something that annoys me Ronnie? Sure, I hate

Lala and Randall's lack of landscaping in their front yard Do you know what I mean? I don't think they can have any right because that's one of those Houses in the hills like like lias, you know like the front like what you put? They have like a row of rocks and like some little tiny trees that are really never gonna do anything. Every time someone comes to their house, La La greets them at the door and you see like a walkway and then you just eat like a dirt slope,

a small dirt slope and then the road. And I'm like, can I put a busch out there, something? I mean, can we get something up there? It just, it looks like a construction zone. They can't because the house was remodeled with money that they borrowed from Fawfty. So, remember that whole mess? Well, money by my day of Fawfty. Fawfty should even put up like some smart water out there or vitamin water from Fawfty or anything. Just, but I cannot look at that dirt slope any longer outside their door.

So Lala is getting ready to host. So Ariana comes over and the cleaning lady, I'm assuming, or her assistant or somebody put out all the stuff for her and labeled like what goes in the bowls and stuff. So she knows what to do. And she's like, I mean, I'm hosting. I can't just tell people to show up

with their own white claws and fritos. What show do you think you're on? Of course you can tell people to show up with their own white claws and t-dose and free-dose. You literally don't know how to pour chips into a bowl, okay? I think this is a, I think this is a white claw and Cheetos party. Yeah. So, Ariana's like, well, I'm surprised you wanted me to come help set up. And she's like, I mean I'm surprised you wanted me to come help set up and she's like, I mean, why are you surprised? Because you yelled at me and I said, we don't give a fuck about each other. Listen, I've exploded like that a million times and you were triggered by it. And we've moved on. We're good, right? We're good. I mean, I need my chest to be free.

Nothing about your chest is free, ma'am. And she's like, your boobs are way too big for that. I hate this. I hate this sort of thing where someone is ridiculous and obnoxious and then they kind of like, they kind of co-ops the sentiments that you have and are like, I get it, you're triggered, I do this a million times out of it, but we're moving forward. It's like, I don't like that as a resolution.

You just kind of, what's that called? It's toxic optimism. It's toxic optimism. When you say something really nice, and then, so just so you can move on. Wow, I've never heard that, but I like it. I may have butchered that. Because optimism is so often toxic.

But yeah, she's a fuckery, takes no responsibility, basically. So Ariana's like, I mean, I guess I guess we're friends again. So they start talking about poker and Mama's like, yeah, Randall is rebive Randall. He was named that by a Chloe Kardashian. Okay, because he just kept buying it or Kylie. Was it Kylie or Chloe? I remember Chloe, but I broke Kylie, so I'm not sure. Oh, she said, oh, I thought you were acting as Lala was saying that. No, it was Chloe. It was Chloe who coined that very famous and wonderful nickname,

Rebih Randall. Like, you know. I'm sure she meant it as a total compliment to her. She's regular, more twin. Yeah, but Lala just wanted to say, wow, look, somebody famous. Somebody famous named Crack Bats. Yeah, machine gun Kelly wanted to call him poker chip Kelly.

I mean, poker chip, Randall, but we really let what's hard to go with Chloe's option instead. Meckin Fox calls him dead or dead or damning, but since his name isn't damning, we're gonna go ahead and go with the Chloe. Yeah, um, Lord Lord calls Lord calls him Ante anti Randall and I had a lot of problems with that until I realized as anti and I was like, okay, you're allowed to do that Lord Where else street calls him bankrupt Ben again, which is really funny.

So now we cut over to, it's either an apartment or a hotel suite, I don't know, it's some space that Reynolds and, yeah. Did you, I guess it was a hotel suite, but it looked like they had taken down the little map that they have on the back of the front door of a hotel room. Did you notice that?

This is what I'm paying attention to. I was like, I see the markings of where there was a map, but it's not there anymore. Did they have to take that down for production? I don't know. Productions like we don't want people to know where the fire exit is. I was like, take that down from the back of the door. Get them all in there and light the place on fire. Okay. So the guys start showing up and James is like, whoa, this is proper.

And Jesse Metcalf comes over and James is like, Jesse, thank God you're not ugly. I'll play with you. God, thank God you've maintained your looks. Didn't know how you've done it, but proper. Well done, bro. Yeah, Jesse Metcalf in an alternative universe would have wound up as a cast member of this show. Like, if that audition for desperate housewives didn't go right, you know, he would have been like season season two. No, it is pretty perfect, right? Because desperate housewives led to real housewives. That's why they called it real housewives.

To capitalize on the name desperate housewives. So Santa falls like, wow, I'm sure Ooh! So, SantaVall's like, wow, I'm sure they, Jesse doesn't remember this, but I actually met him over 10 years ago when Kristen and I gave him a ride home after a Coachella party. I'm sure he does remember,

because you know that ride was like, oh my God! I've been seeing our short film! Do you know how to do landscaping in real life? Seriously? Seriously? Go go out! Sorry I ate your face, I saw a crow out there. Sometimes when I think about landscaping I become a bird. Go go!

You know when I first heard of landscaping I thought, where is it escaping to? Get back here, land! Do you like by clothing from landzend to landscapers by clothing from landzend is that how that works? Where is the end of land? All right, just want to say

this last time I played I played last time I played with San Levol and shorts and I like 17 grand, I may the male Dorenda today. I was like, well, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. It's a random like, well, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. It's a rinders like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I just, I just wanna say this, I'm not a big James Bond person,

but I know there were a lot of James Bond people who were like, you're gonna fucking credit Nintendo 64, not James Bond for a job. So I just, I'm gonna give voice to those people. I'm not even trying to be funny. I just want those people to feel heard. And keep a voice. I'm giving a voice.

So under, the under, the under heard James Bond fans who listened to this podcast. The shorts is like, we need to take a voice. I'm giving a sly under the under the under the under heard James Bond fans who listened to the spot guests. The shorts is like, we need to take a shot. No, we should take two shots. Is that too much to start? Well, really working on that baby, huh? Like seriously, you're going to make zero efforts.

Zero. Yeah. So then we go over to girls night and everyone arrives and they just kind of sit around the table and stare at each other. It's really awkward. So Ariana's like, can I get you a drink, Sheena? She's like, no, I'm hungry now. I'll go for the room now. You know, I'm like Brock Conks, but one gets crazy. Like I had some kind of plan on my mind. I feel like I had French and Dutch fighting in my mouth all day and I just want peaceful food. You know what I mean?

And then Charlie brought her own food. We haven't seen Charlie in a while. I had higher hopes for Charlie this season. And really all she offers this episode is that she brought her own food. And she makes it. Because I know that Lala is not sympathetic to my food issues. What are your food issues?

Nobody even knows what the fuck you're talking about. What are they? Like you need a certain kind of thing. Is it a gluten thing? Nobody knows Charlie. I mean, she was a- She was kind of thing. Is it a gluten thing? Nobody knows Charlie. I mean, she was. She was abused to food. There was a whole thing.

I know, but no, but that's, but when you say my food issues, like can you have some kind of food, you can't just say someone's not sensitive to my food issues. If they don't know what you're eating, you know what I mean? Well, I think it was funny. I think it was just a good excuse

because she knows that Lala probably orders Terrible to take out. Let's be honest, okay. There's some people you know that when they say they're putting out a spread, you just know it's gonna be thoughtless. So she and I'm gonna say that Lala has thoughtless spreads and I'm gonna put that out there. So she knew it was like, I think the last time I was here was after Jackson, Bernie's but in creation party when I was like fucking wasted and I just like bought someone a penguin and he ended me. of the immigration party when I was like, fucking wasted and I just like bought someone a penguin and he ended me.

Then we get the classic clip of her telling she, Chris did. You know, the thing that he loves more than anything in the world is penguins. I'm like, at the aquarium, you're gonna adopt a fucking penguin, so I did that. And so she tells the girl, she's like, and then a year later whenever I'm at Brock,

because it was like not a year later, but okay, she knows. And I'm like, a year later when I'm at Brock, and I'm just gonna dance up because I'm gonna go get hot sauce. So I'm gonna go get hot sauce. The story continues though. A year later when I'm at Brock, he adopted me a koala,

and like not even knowing that I had already adopted a penguin. Do you know that we have a penguin? Of course I know. So the birth certificate somewhere around here. Yeah, oh, I was wanting, because I was a little panicked. I was like, I haven't seen that birth certificate. So you have the birth certificate for our parents around here. Some where someone gave us a penguin at one of our shows. I think it was a nice gift.

Yeah, I think it was a nice one. I thought someone came up and was like, guess what? We got you guys a penguin. So we have a penguin somewhere in the world. We're basically like penguin rocks somewhere. We have a penguin. Yeah. So then we came back to America to make

a bit of a life while a penguin. Yeah. We'll be at the penguin's college graduation, which we're not paying for. So let's just staring at her with this look, like, what the fuck, she now? So, then we go back to poker. And I started writing notes for every hand. And I was like, stop it.

I rewrite something to make myself stop. I wrote poker, poker, banter. And then there's Maria Ho is there, who is a professional poker player. And so, she's doing stuff. The only thing I really wrote down was that in the middle of all the poker stuff, Tom Sandevol made some sort of like John Tucker must die joke because of Jesse McCaff.

And Jesse McCaff did not appreciate it whatsoever. He did not laugh or acknowledge it. Because he's like, come on, bro, that's your movie, right? I was like, yeah, I'm an actor. Shut up, no, you're not. No one knows who the hell you are if they didn't watch that for housewives. Get over yourself. Yeah, sir. You should be so happy. There's a John Tucker joke. Okay.

I'll be happy. There's a crap is joke at a poker table. So I started to look up Emmett or Randall Emmett because I wanted to know about like his poker. It's how I found out, you know, who's a famous poker player in all this. So I went on Reddit and read a thread about him in poker. The poker subreddit. These comments, okay. I'm going to read you some comments. And it's a real asshole played with him about 10 years ago.

And he was a dick the entire time. Everyone in the game put up with it though, because he's a whale. He's even rude to his assistant. My point, who knows what 50 cent is saying is true, but I'm inclined to believe it. And then someone says, I was at the table with over from him at the win earlier this year. He asked if someone would give him a $300 rack.

And when they wouldn't, he asked if he could sign over his plane. Then started 2550 and told all the pros, if they didn't straddle, he'd quit the game while yelling at them. And then they were all fat fucking fish and nits. And some OMC idiot at Arcade decided that being butt hurt about the swearing and yelling would get him attention, so he tried to call the floor, but the table captain at our table had to stop him

and explain that we were at the high stakes section, and they just move our game to the low stakes area. Blah blah blah. So then someone else goes, I actually met, I actually saw him at a grocery store in Vegas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a duchess and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. And he said, oh, like you're doing now. And I was taken aback and all I could say was, huh? But he kept cutting me off and going, huh, huh, huh, and closing his hands shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with He grosses

Where Closing his hands shut so he's going like No, like I think it's like doing like you know how people make the move of talking like blah blah blah with their hand He's like shutting his hand in his face. So I walked away and I continued with my shopping. And I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came up to pay for my stuff upfront, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 15 milky ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice and professional. And I was like, sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not to hear her. But eventually he turned back around and brought them to scan them each individually to prevent

any electrical interference and then turned around and weak it me. I don't even think that's a word. No. To prevent any electrical interference, okay, to prevent any electrical interference. Okay, to prevent any electrical interference. And then he winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. LAUGHTER

I love the level of detail that this person had because you'd think the story would just be like, yeah, I saw him, he was rude. And then he tried to walk out with Milky Way but like, no, there was a yawn. There's no funny is that that is it is so fun. Ever. And then someone else says, I played a game with him in New York City a few years back. He lost under he lost just under 60,000 stiff to the game and never paid.

Oh, so this guy's a real sit head, this random one. Oh, I mean, again, this is like the headline of obvious corner Lee, I mean, right? Like, I mean, what about Randall? What about, where is the surprise here? Everything about this guy. He's been, he's lived up to or lived down to his reputation, this entire show.

He's gotten a wonderful edit on this show. They've made him look like this, kind of like an arasable Gremlin type. That's like a dorkly, like a dorkly trolley, you know, like, oh yeah, he's like a little, it's like the, you know, it's like the,

it's like the bore in Lion King. Like, oh, it's a bore, but it's cute and animated and cuddly and just sort of tells you who could have metata. But actually, it's a boar, but it's cute and animated and cuddly and just sort of tells you who to matata. But actually, it's still a boar, you know, stop attacking Shakira. Oh my God. It probably was him. It probably was Randall who attacked Shakira and Barcelona.

He's like, you got Milky Way's, huh? Shakira was probably like, you need to pay for those Milky Way's. He's like, yeah! secure was probably like you need to pay for those Milky Way like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Where are she shooting? No, where is Ariana and that other girl? And Katie's like, I guess they're having trouble finding the hot sauce.

She was like, oh, I'm getting on! That's hell out of there. So then she didn't just pull, she didn't just pull out her phone. She's like, hi vlog viewers, today we're talking about hot sauce, Louisiana, or tapatio, what's the difference? Where is Louisiana and how do you do tap dancing next to a Tio?

I don't even understand these words. Comment below. So inside Ariana's telling Charlie, so food is just a beehike for hot sauce or ranch if you're Katie, which we've learned on this show. So then outside La La Katie are with Raquel and of course, La La just starts in right away. She's like, so at that lunch with Lisa, and Katie's like, you know about this right Raquel. She's like, I didn't know about the domestic violence part. And all of us like, well, people don't just get those things, pinned on them, okay.

And Katie's like, yeah, so he didn't see his kids for years and years, okay, but why? Because he couldn't, but why? Because he wasn't paying child support, but why? Because he wasn't see his kids for years and years. Okay, but why? Because he couldn't, but why? Because he wasn't paying child support. But why? Because he wasn't seeing his kids. So he's just not gonna pay child support. Okay, but why?

And then he comes to America, but why? And then he goes to a bookstore, but why? And he buys two different cookbooks, but why? For Dutch baking and French baking, but why, but why? Mm-hmm. So, Raquel tells us, Brock was already put on trial. Why do we need to put him on trial again?

All right, Raquel, this is not true. Katie, this is Raquel sticking up for terrible man is kind of her thing, I guess. Yeah, let's, let's, let's time for your nose exercises. So now Katie is like, I don't just believe in painting red flags and glitter and calling them something else. I believe you marry the red flag and tell it to go gamble away thousands of dollars while he's mortgaging my house and drinking copiously so he can't get me pregnant,

okay? That's what you do with the red flag. Exactly. I found the hot sauce. Sheena comes out like so proud that she found the hot sauce for them. So now all the girls get into the into the hot tub and Raquel is talking to Sheena and she's like, I was just talking to Lala and Katie and they brought up the whole situation with Brock and it's like, you're just dating another, but it's not like you're just dating another boyfriend, but you have a baby with this man, it's not fair to question your judgment on who this meant this. Are you looking at my nose?

Please don't look at my nose. Oh my God, that's the longest sentence you've ever said. Congratulations, but you know what, you're right. And anyone who cares about me wouldn't bring that up. So. Congratulations, but you know why you're right and anyone who cares about me wouldn't bring that up So And then um she knows like I don't know what the sub-session with Brock is like she she said she would stop It's really annoying and then um which is funny cuz Lala never said she would stop It was just she knew at that party is saying like please stop

That's it So then she's like Lala wait and I give anyone a complex because Lala is in her swimming seat looking all great. And she is not going to swim. She's like, the doctor ordered me not to. So Katie's like, well, she, um, I forgot to give you my mom's gift because when I got home, I was going to give it to Brock, but he was already gone. I was like, yeah, I texted him and I was like,

why did you, I know if I'm seeing him, but I was like, why would you talk to Lollong? Like, oh, I'm not offended. I thought it was strange too. Yeah, I was like, why the fuck did you say that? Like, he didn't even give you the whole situation. Like, he gave you a highlight of a situation, which probably is you probably checked out

as like he beat up his wife. If that's a highlight, is that it makes it sound like he beat up his wife? I think we have to reexamine our like our storytelling abilities here. I love that she called it a highlight. I know. It's like his greatest hit, it's album, you know? Coming up next, here's a highlight from box life. He has a restraining order.

It's like, what? So La La says, I stand by the fact and I'm, and she's you, I'm not coming for you whatsoever when I say this, but I stand by it. And she knows like, well, I understand. I just wish I'm like, you were just like transparent judgment because I wouldn't have a baby with someone who I think is a terrible person.

I would have a baby with someone who gives me attention. Okay. And what's more frustrating is why, like, why wasn't this a concern the first year that Brock and I were together? It's like, uh, cause I didn't know about it. You're in the way up to kids. It's like, well, when I hear someone ask two kids, I'm like, fine. Like, Randall left his two kids, you know, locally. So I finally have a friend who knows what it's like to step up and be a step

mother when the husband leaves the wife and kids for you. I thought that would bond us. Okay. And then then you do the whole, I haven't seen my kid in four years. And you just want that to be like, Oh, no big deal. It's like, back Arianna and Rekal and Shirley on now. By the way, I like how Lala is now, again, starting to position herself as the victim here.

Like, she thought she was going to have this wonderful bonding experience, because they could both be stepmothers together and share this, and now she can't have that experience. Lala, this isn't about you. Yeah. So Lala is like, well, I don't give a fuck if everyone else knew like how did I become the bad guy when your baby daddy Has domestic violence charges pinned on him hasn't seen his children in four years like and here you are Pitting Brock's issues on someone else. These are Brock's issues. You're a victim in that. Yeah, baby's a victim in that his Child's ran out of victim in that and that's all there is to it

Yeah, well enjoy it when that gambling catches up to Rand. So now we go over to now the Tom's have arrived at Villa Rosa for a night of cocktail tasting to see what's gonna go back on the menu at Tom Tom. And so they bring in like a million boxes and ingredients for their two cocktails. And so everyone shows up, people are arriving, and this is Brock's first time at Philadelphia.

So there's a lot of, this is wild. Ooh, that lady is swans. Look at that, it's a palm tree, it's a house. It's a driveway, it's wild. And shorts, basically, it's like kissy kissy and shorts is like, wow, bro, you know, basically it's like kissy kissy and Schwartz is like wow bro. You kind of staged me Sandebell's like doesn't not that That not that because they're talking about their drinks. I guess you know Schwartz is like I'm more about simplicity

Okay, well here's to the opening of Tom Tom possibly if I get poor face over there to give me his part It would be tom the pump darling, right? So then Braker's sort of addressed the group because I just want to clear the air First of all I did just that so we have an actual reason to clear the air second of all I'm also an open book haven't been read by many because of the my poorly written book But I'm an open book and I have a history, but I've learned from all the mistakes I've made. And so then he pulls her aside to talk with her privately and while I was like, I think that's the part that presses me out the most.

He displays something horrific and tries to put a pretty bow on it. Some people only see the pretty bow. I don't see the bow. Yeah, because you're a fucking bow tire, okay? You're like someone working at the Barnes and Noble Desk at Christmas doing the wrapping and then judging everyone else's wrapping, okay? You are also wrapping shit. Ma'am, I'll miss you.

You have a big lie about when you met Rand so that it wouldn't look like you were cheating with a married man. So, don't please stop with your fucking bow hatred, okay? Bow serve a very important purpose in this world. Yeah, that's, yeah, exactly. Sometimes we need a bow. So not to defend, not to defend Brock, but it's more like, ma'am, look at all the gifts that you're a feat that you have

with big bows on them. So yeah. So now, there short serves his cocktail, which is like a fresh basil watermelon margarita, which looks lovely with a giant wedge of watermelon as a garnish, and then SantaVal serving his. He's like, dude, okay, I'm gonna take off this coaster and when I do this, there's gonna be so much smell.

Can he like unveils it? And there's like nothing on Katie's like, I don't see the smoke, which is very much like Katie to miss the whimsy. And she's like, smells like a campfire in a good way, in a good way, Tom. So then Vanderpump and Brock's big talk. She's like, we're first of all, I want you to know how important she is to me.

And he's like, and that's what exactly wore Wanna Talk to you. Or do you ever paste, but I'm not that person today. I'm not the person that could, well, that was years ago. I tried to have a brief conversation with Lala about it, and I thought she could understand that it was a little more difficult than just kicking down the door to see my kids, you know. Because the situation between Min-Me-X was toxic. In the year, there was distance, there was this instance one time.

I did slap my partner, I did and she's like, oh my god, like her face is like she's like so lean. I was hoping it's broken. I saw it broken, not a bird that breaks things. This is like track lighting and a restaurant with no green emery. So Lisa's like, so you got the restraining order against you? No, not because of that. We were 19 and we had an argument and all was a slight and I slept here and following that we moved to France and my little baby boy was born.

But when we separated and then we found out that we were pregnant, even though we were separated and then we had a little girl and that led to an argument with me and her dad, I was in my wife's dad, not the little girl's dad, keep up Lisa and they pressed the domestic violence order against me, okay. And I pressed that violence order back in their faces, but I have a pass enough history. So wow, so he thinks he's gonna make this story better. He's like, he's gonna make this story better Listen, the only reason people don't like me is because they don't know the whole story

So the whole story is not only did you slap your wife, but you also like hit her dad? What the fuck dude? Well, I don't know well We don't know we don't know about that part But it sounds like there's definitely more to it I would not be surprised that that element was in that story, but he did not actually articulate that element just yet. So she's like, wait, he says, well, we see it paraded, and then she took the kids wife for me, and then all I needed to go to court,

to appeal it, and when to court, it was lifted. So why can't you see your children then? Oh, because when I went to Australia to come on the dream. The American dreams, you bet it from a whole family and that whole time they're a step, they had a step dead and they have a new life and they're married and the daughters are the step dead

and I felt like this is, I'm gonna cry now because I don't wanna release. Alright, alright, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough, stop it. Now listen, I don't know you, but I could crack a walnut in those thighs of yours. And yes, you were large bird, but you were large broken bird, and I cannot turn a broken bird away from van der Pomp wings. Darling! You are now in the little tiny bird cage and my heart.

Tweet, tweet my little love. I just really want this to be okay because I know Sheenur wants it, but the fact is, the fact that I'm hearing a terribly worrying, and I have to be honest about this, but also he's a large man who cried, and that he goes a long way for me. Well, uh, that's all I gotta say. Alright, we're telling you, what do you love about Sheena? And he's like, she makes me want to get more followers on Instagram.

I mean, she makes me want to be a better person every day. Oh, but that's not her job as a darling. Alright, alright, let me try again. Deep down, she just brings out the best it may. And that's what I want to be for my family and everybody. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chappelpie or dot chappelpie. Oh gosh. Oh, I've stomped. Finally, I learned what the difference was between the two of them. So the only thing you can name that you love about Sina is what she does for you. That's another red flag, you know, like can you name one quality about Sina? That's about her.

Central others, at least say, and to others. And to a lot of night, actually wouldn't have sounded like that deep of an answer, but it would have been you know I love her into a lot of night So then Lisa walks back in the kitchen after this conversation this very intense conversation with someone she literally just met and she's like Well if ever I needed to drink bring me the strongest fucking drink ever So Santa Claus like here needed a drink, bring me the strongest fucking drink ever! So, uh, Santa Claus, I hear it's a drink, but he's like, oh darling, how difficult is this to make? It is very sexy, it is very sexy, but how difficult is it?

He's like, uh, it's simple, since then why have you ruined my kitchen darling? Is this a sexy and unique cocktail or is it a sexy and unique cocktail? Oh, is it a sexy and unique disaster? So now they go to dinner, well they all sit down for dinner and the food is being served, and Lisa's getting drunk and she's saying that the watermelon marker we just going on the menu

and then Santa was like, and what about my wazie? No! No! What about, yes, whiskey, no! No! And just kind of like stops the conversation and Katie laughs. And Tom is so, you know, you see sand devils like, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, gaw, so mad.

So mad. So then Vanderpump's like, la la, why are you so quiet? Like, I just feel awkward. Oh, that's not like you darling. Remember your first day of work you wore a thong and one high heel just to be different. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and to kick me out too on your elbow. So Lisa's like, Lala says, well, well, we had a girls night last night and I came to Sheener as a friend with concerns about you Brock and somehow you twisted it yet again. And my intention was, I thought we were friends and I thought I knew

you well enough to say, are you being smart? Um, no one twisted it. You came with information to fucking blow them up, which you've tried to do multiple times now. And he keeps coming and admitting everything. Yeah. And took the air out of your evil sales. He is doing that. He is.

He is actually playing this right and just admitting everything right at front, which is kind of rare for somebody. I have reality show. I have to show. I'm impressed. I mean, the fact is that these things that are that he is revealing and that Lala is unearthing are legitimately terrible things. Terrible.

And yet still the conversation is kind of like about Lala being terrible. Like that's bad. That you're doing something wrong, Lala. Yeah, because the stuff is fucking terrible, you know, but at the same time, you keep... She's just going about it in the wrong way and she's trying to use it against this girl in the wrong way. Because it's like Rick Hell says, it's not like they're just dating. They had a baby together. Like, this isn't necessarily the...

What's the outcome here? Are you saying that she should leave Brock when she has like a newborn? Yeah. What should she do at this point? I don't really even know, but he is a shithead, so I don't know. But the fact that she goes so far that you're still like fuck Lala at the end of the day.

It just is also like a definite, like throwing rocks in glass houses with terrible dirty slopes out front, kind of moment, right? Because I think that like from someone else, we might be like, oh, they definitely have a point. But from Lala who has protected Rand, who is clearly a creep, right? And people, some people are like,

oh, Rand is so nice, but I think that he picks and chooses who he's nice with, because I also know some people who've worked with Rand and have not said great things. And I think that basically, she's like a troll. And I think that like as we are about to see if the tables are turned, she doesn't appreciate that sort of like honest feedback from a friend. Of course, right. So Sheila Sheila, she looks like I just saw my wife, LaLa, let me look at my life in peace. Like I mean, give me for questioning your mother, but we haven't

really had the most fun in front of. So Lala's like, I simply forced to concern because I'm your friend and it's fine. So then Santa of all jumps in. He's like, well, let me ask you this, Lala. And Fandipum's like, well, Lala has to fool right now because give me a second here. And snaps and everybody's like what the fuck?

Because Vanderpump's like oh Like the gates of hell open up the swan starts to like slowly rise from the pond and making their way over like like Rotates like Can't rotating around the circles and bumping against the glass wall trying to get outside She's don't talk to me like that. Sorry. I said let Lala finish what she's saying now apologize to me He's I'm sorry about that. Oh, he's up dude He's uh, I'm sorry about that. Oh, he's not dude. Seven. Lala's like, there's a lot that I will, there's not a lot that I stand behind, but I stand behind that fact that I'm a good motherfucker.

So I'm extremely hurt by you, and I think you're dangerous as fuck, Sheena. Which what? No, I think towards Brock. No, she was telling Sheena because she's saying that Sheena's twisting everything and trying to make her look like a villain, which isn't happening. You're doing that, you keep bringing this up and trying to like, ooh, gotcha,

have your gotcha moment and it never works, right? So, Sandevol tells us, Lala is almost always the aggressor and then plays the victim. She has absolutely no business talking about Brock, none. Yeah, and so then, Shandlevol tells her, Lala, it's all quiet, and then he goes,

when you first started dating Randall, you had all these stipulations, it's just, okay, you know what? This is not gonna happen, anti-shishu, okay? Cause what you're not gonna do of talk about my fiance right now, hashtag, I have a baby at home. This man hasn't seen his children in four fucking years.

How dare you compare him to my fiance who was a stand up man, okay? Oh, okay. And I think it's important to point out that he was saying, all right, well blah, blah, blah. And she is the one who's going, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no that is what's not gonna happen. This man is a fuser.

No no no screaming and having a fit. And he's like, but Lala, but Lala, she's like how dare you compare my man, you know, who cheats on this mother's children constantly and then leaves them for better younger models. To him, how dare you compare that? And Brock's like, you chose to sit there and play the victim on this Lala.. Mm-hmm. I think it comes to you

She's like take a victim because he's like oh She's like that comes a lot that's a lot coming out of you. He's like, oh, I'm not playing the victim I haven't seen my kids but I'm working towards it the American dream the new cats in America America America And she's like you're not the victim you Green the new cats in America, in America, in America. And she's like, you're not the victim. You sob about your children. You sob about them.

Like, okay, so now that's bad. Like she's just not playing this right at all. So Santa Ball's like, well, what if I can't be you and said I heard 10 years ago that Randall did some fucked up shit and I brought it up to other people. That's bullshit, Lala. She's said, what are you even talking about? What are you even fucking talking about? Sandeva.

So um, sand of all doesn't think that Lala is standing up. What does that mean? Doesn't think Lala is standing up. Why don't I write that down? Are you sitting in a chair? Are you sitting in a chair right now? But Lala, he's, uh, he's, but Lama, he's saying, he's sending up a,

he's saying that she's pretending. Yeah, no, he's saying that she's pretending to bring it up. Like she's standing up right now. I'm pretending to be friends with Sheena. He's like, yeah, you're saying, oh, Sheena, I'm really looking out for you girl. That's really unfair.

She goes, I really need you to shut the fuck up. And he's like, no, you don't. I'm annoyed. This annoys me a la la. And then Katie's like, are you punking us right now us right now Santa fall or are you just being a punk? Which one is it oh yep Katie still fucking has him Katie still fucking Katie a hundred percent You know what I don't care anymore. Okay. You say you're happy Sheena. I wish you nothing but the best I don't I don't think we mesh well as friends at all

Okay, and I've already I've already exhausted by it. I'm okay, Brock, Brock, it's you going to bed dealing with what you've dealt with. Okay, and he's like, it's Roy. That's Roy. So she's all like in a huff because this really has not worked out for her. Right.

And she's like, I'm really calling the night. Now here come the white lady tears. She doesn't get her way. So she's gonna go hashtag white lady. I'm gonna get an inappropriate time for that sorry about that so she goes in and she's like as she leaves she goes sandapal I hope you got your demons out yeah so Lisa's like you started it I sense a wing breaking in the kitchen I must go after Lala. Lala, my broken bird. Lala.

Lisa, I'm a good human being, and I look out for me friends, okay? And for them to hold me to a torch, I'm worried for her, because she has a baby with this guy now. It's not my issue, I voiced my concern. It backfired, they make me villain. It's like hard enough already. Like, how is it that this is what happens?

Okay, how was this? I have a baby at home. I have a baby at home. As a mother, I have a baby at home. Yep. Well, she tried it. She sure tried it and she didn't get away with it. So, you know, interesting,

because the Disbandar Pump rules, so it's the typical, like, how can you be on any one side really in the situation? Brock as far as we've seen his actions are garbage. Just trash. But then Lala's actions are also trash. So not really sure. At least at least, thank God, seems to show some It's too early to know how fake his contrition is, but at least he's showing some shreds of contrition as opposed to a jacks who would be all squirrely

and denied and denied and denied and then get pushed and be like, okay, yes, I did do this. And then he'd be like, oh, well, I was silly. I was telling him, I was silly. At least Brock, it seems like Brock seems to be having some perspective on it. Or maybe it's just that Brock already had that jack's moment before the show and now he has a spiel. So it's hard to say.

Well, he went on, watch what happens live with Sheena. Oh my God. First of all, he ironed his hair. He's wearing the same white pants. He wears every damn day. He's a carol in that way. And all the questions, because you know it's Andy. So Andy, he's like,

go on, what's wrong with Andy? What's wrong with Andy? Tell me about leaving your kids. The whole time. And Brock's answers are very kind of polititian-y. Like they're very rehearsed. And of course, he's had to answer them a million times already.

But he still hasn't finished paying off to child support. You know, like he's still, he says, I'm working towards it. It's almost there. We're almost there, but he still hasn't paid it off. So it's not really a big huge, you know,

love fest for Brock either over here. Yeah, wow. Well, on that note guys, thanks for listening. We'll be back tomorrow for the final reunion episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And then later this week, we have Winter House. So go listen to those when they come out.

And again, our tickets are on sale for our shows. That's at Watchcraftens.com. And also don't forget Monday nights, we do take a seat. And we had a really fun one this week. Wow, that was really good. A lot of, and in fact, we had someone from seat and we had a really fun one this week. Wow, that was really good. A lot of, and in fact we had someone from Australia who talked, which was great. She basically said Brock is like a typical Australian male.

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