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Episode Date: February 17, 2023

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Is that chat GPS said some very damning things about the real housewives of Beverly Hills, okay? Very, very damning things. It was so fun. Okay, so today here we are with some Vandapomple. Please tell me. Tell me. Yeah, me. The season's so good.

What the hell happened? It is so good. I don't know. Do you feel the same way? Because I am like, I finished the episode and I was like, okay, this time, I really do feel like Vanderbump rules is back. Because last season, after the first episode, I was like, guys, Vanderbump rules is back. And then it wasn't back. But this time, I think it is back.

And I tweeted out. And normally when I think it's back, but it's not back, people say, I thought it sucks. But this time, I said, why is Band of Prompt Rules so good? And everyone's like, I know. So I'm like, is this the comeback season has it arrived? You know, I don't know, because I'm just, I'm, I'm been hurt. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm in a relationship where I've been hurt.

And then they're like, I'm going to change. And you're like, okay. And then it doesn't really change. But you had so much hope. And then it hurts more because you had the hope. You know what I mean? So I'm not really sure. I don't know. I don't believe in anything. That's how I feel. There's my positive attitude don't know. I don't believe in anything. That's how I feel. There's my positive attitude for the day. I believe in nothing. I love that. I love that.

Well, first of all, I think the things that I'm responding to in summary very quickly. I think the stuff between Katie and Tom Schwartz is like very real, so I respond to that. I think actually, Requel as the surprising center of the show has been really good. I, I, like, it's like a new Raquel. She's liberated from, from James.

She's showing like a range of emotion we, and, and, and response, responsiveness that we've never seen before. Uh, I don't know. I, I think I'm like, I'm really digging it. She's trying a lot of new words that she doesn't really know, which I think is so cute, you know. Because Rick Hell's just kind of that little dough that doesn't quite know how to walk. Yeah, but it's trying, you know, and you're just like, every time you're driving a rand, you think of that little dough, you just know it's on the road and you don't want to hit a little dough, you know.

And you're just starting to think of it. And I think I'd like that in her interview outfit. It sort of looks like she put her head through this leave and put her arms through the head hole, right? It sort of has that look where you're like, oh, you went through the wrong holes and now everything's a little sideways and wrong. But I'd like that about her, that she would do that.

Yeah, I really am surprised that she's coming through as the lead kind of the season and I didn't really think of her as lead energy and I never would have guessed her as someone with lead energy but she's coming through with lead energy. You know, it's pretty good. It's like a whole new person. Yeah, I think it's great. I think she's the same person. I don't think she's different at all. I think she's exactly the same. She's just forced to string more sentences together because she's not around James Kennedy all the time taking up all the

to spotlight, you know. Yeah, but there's like something she's no longer living in fear and she's not around James Kennedy all the time taking up all the spotlight, you know. Yeah, but there's like something she's no longer living in fear and she's now just living in an anxiety, you know, she's like, oh, I don't know how to live in the world. I have to... I was like, I don't see any difference to me. She looks like she's totally afraid, so I'm not really sure what you're talking about, but now that I see that you put fear and anxiety in the same brackets. Yeah, it's just like a subtle difference, a subtle flavor. At least a Vanderpump, she's not wearing, she's not dressed like a magician anymore so far.

I think that's a good sign. I think the worst seasons of Vanderpump rules were during her magician era. And now that she seems to be back to shiny blouses. No, you can't. Those were great seasons. Her magician era was Jackson's last season and that's when that started, you know, wasn't it? Well, her magician era was, I feel like it was like season 789, which one of them, yeah, that was like, yes, Jackson's final season, but remember, Jackson's final season was also like an adulting season, et cetera.

I think like, I'm just, I'm just, It was a decline full, it was a declining season. But you know what, like magic, magic gets slicker. It's not glitter, glitter jackets anymore. Now it is, the shirt sitter buttoned all the way down to your belly button, which is what she's wearing this year.

So now she's just more modern magic. That's it. Also, I find it very interesting. I find it very interesting. Yeah, she's like this year. So now she's just more modern magic. Magic. Also, I find it very interesting. Yeah, she's like David Blaine, you know, like with her shirt on button, down to her belly button. Oh yeah. Well, now I've made a bunny appear

between my babies. Magic. Yeah. Yeah, well, as long as she doesn't go into the Chris Angel camp, but she's like, somebody has like dark mascara and some sort of like heavy metal T-shirt on, I think we'll be okay.

Another thing that happened this week is Vander Pump really did what everybody on Beverly Hills should be doing with Erica Jane. Yes, she did. She did. The way that she quested Lala, I was like, she... She's like, could you not have known darling at all,

so you knew you've been with this night? You know, which we'll get to later, but she really went through a lot. She went in, she would not hold back as she, and she was like, I want a broken bird, and I want one now. Yes, if it's not, can't break you, Lizard Birdie, I will do it myself.

She really went for it, and then Lala tried to pull her victim like, If Brad's camp's break you litter birdie, I will do it myself. She really went for it. And then Lala tried to pull her victim like, how could you, I thought you were my friend. And then she was like, no, I'm just yelling at you because I care about you. And I thought that was very interesting because that is definitely what's been missing from Beverly Hills.

And here's the ex queen of Beverly Hills giving it to us on this show. I know the situations aren't the same and I don't want to compare the situations, but it's hard not to because Lala is literally making them sound like the same situation. I mean, she's pulling in the archa-jean. And I think Lala is really coming for her real housewives of Beverly Hills diamond. And I think it's cute. I don't think she's going to get it. She's not there. She's not there. Oh, before we go any further,

let's also give a shout out to the reality is podcast. We just recorded a guest spot over there with Nora and we talk about Bravo, et cetera. So be sure to check out the reality is podcast. I think it's gonna be up later today or tomorrow. Yeah, we'd love Nora. So thanks for having us on there. Nora is great catching up with you. I think it's gonna be up later today or tomorrow. Yeah, we'd love Nore. So thanks for having us on there, Nore.

It was great catching up with you. Girl, so here we are. I'm very sad. See, here's the thing. You're saying, is it the season where it's back? This is why I'm not sure. First, I thought what you did. It's back because it was last week's ending

where we're just staring into the camera like, duh. Like the camera's hidden in a plant and she's just realized she's on TV like what? She's like it was like a it was like a fragrance commercial almost. It was like it was like not what's the opposite of infinity it was like finite a fragrance for women like that's what few isn't it? Finity. And so I like that. But then when it said previously, it was James Kennedy and so from the air, everybody. And then Charlie going,

we're taking a shot at work, big girl squad. And I was like, this show is doomed. Show is fucking doomed. Okay, kind of previously these are things. Yeah. And Charlie wasn't even on this episode,

which was a good thing. By the way, that's the other thing. They've focused the show a little bit more. There's just not quite as many characters, not as many people. It feels a little tighter. I think that's to the show's benefit. So that's why we're not seeing as much Charlie. And we're seeing, I surprisingly, a large amount of Peter so far for the first time ever,

but I just feel like everything's a little tight. And I know what you're saying, because when I saw those previews, I was like, are we going to get, is this going to be more about Charlie being like, single girls, but it wasn't. Well, I think they're not pretending anymore that this show is going to be about anybody else or anything else. It's like, we don't be about anybody else or anything else.

It's like, we don't care if anybody works here or not. This is the cast. We're not going to try and add people. We're not going to try and make it anything different. I just have to say there's guys, they're cutting down the trees from the freeze last week and Austin. It knocked down all the trees. So there are guys out there collecting the trees.

One of the guys just blew his nose on his hand and then wiped it on my fence. Just I'm watching him. That's what I'm watching. I'm watching the kid. Literally, wife is not all over my fence. That is disgusting. So that's like about as appropriate for segueing

into Van the Prompt rules as any other image could be. Yeah. And guess we did ask for an adieu. I should say you should go to Hollywood kid. I got some questions in a restaurant called sir. Yeah, we did ask um chat GPS to describe jacks so that was fun too. That's something to listen to for the office. Okay, so here we go. Schwartz and Sandees. Shorts and sandies.

Shorts and sandies. Okay, the sign looks great. Shorts is showing up in the Gilligan bucket hat. Again, worried, you know, that shows my worried side. Greg, the business partner is like hanging a picture. Like, fucking idiots, anybody not angry? God damn picture besides me. Jesus, sit on make a mistake.

Yeah Greg is going through it. He is watching his money. Just go down the toilet. So the Tom's walk in and there's a guy named Brett there who's a general manager and Brett has like Brett is crying on the inside and he is debating all his life choices. And he masks it with this smile that's like, hee he to lose his mind if it's not already lost and It's like a day or so before the big daily male party guys big daily male party coming around the around the corner And they're all doing like last minute things etc. And shorts of course is like oh Bubba employees. What about my bucket hat? Do you guys like it? Tom says it's not playing well. Oh, Brett's like, looks great to me. I mean, I love that we're concerned about the bucket hat

when we've got exposed wires at every table. Yeah, so happy. Brett's like, I have something to add to this conversation. It's not all fun and games, guys. Nice platitude for Brett over there. So Greg's like, listen, we got two days to get shit done. We don't got a chef and there's our order pulling up right now with tons of food. We don't have a staff prepping.

Come on, what the hell are you guys doing interviews? What are we doing? And Brett's like, we need people to do the event. And if they're capable to stay on pass and good but right now we're going to take what we can get because that's what we do to just keep moving boys. Yeah and Schwarz tells us about how Greg has been their partner since day one and that he's like a seasoned pro and he's like open all these bars and restaurants and even though he could be like really rough it's just like because they were little experienced and that's why he's like a little rough, etc.

Um, guys, we only have one shot at a first impression. I was like, is there a battery in fucking Brett? He's reciting taglines of having shoulder shampoo. So shorts is like, he's just, he's just going to do just every haircare. So Schwartz goes, oh man, we have a lot of stuff to do before we open for the general public. We need to hire staff. We need to install POS systems.

I'm like, I understand what POS stands for, but really on this show, it's so appropriate that they have to install POS's. Right. Yeah. Mix a lot more sense on this show. So they've done nothing. No, it's not. The restaurant looks cute, but it does.

They've done nothing. Sandivov is just sitting there literally playing with his Claire, his Claire, I'm sorry, I was thinking Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, what did it? Claire Huxable. Oh, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire, Clay I do play do ball. Yeah, it's like with this clay do ball hair and They're just confused about what to do and Brett's just walking around saying platitudes and then source goes Oh my god, we know what did you you brought your trapper keeper, right?

And there's like boo and he turns around like oh Dude it's there So now it's like so now it's time for interviews So the first first person up on America's next best cocktail waitress is Daisy. It's now Daisy actually, but spelled Daisy. Yeah. It's so LA.

It's either Utah or LA, the spelling of Daisy. D-A-Y-S-Y-D-A-I-S-Y-E. Come on. Daisy, Daisy, A. It's like Kanye, it's Daisy, A. S-Y-D-A-I-S-Y-E. Come on. Daze-yay? Daze-yay? It's like not Kanye, it's Daze-yay. Hey, how about you sell one of those vows and get a haircut? Okay, do me one.

Daze-yay? Sounds like it was like from the black lodge. Like it was like someone speaking backwards. Like, you did it. And you're like, oh, Asian Cooper, get out of there. Because if you look at it, it looks like her name is Dysai, which I actually like more. I think she should go by that.

Dysai? If her name was like Dyso, that would be amazing. I spent like an hour and Dyso last week. Did you put an end on it and get to work? Hey, hey, don't turn my leisure time into work time. That's not fair. I was buying small little boxes and things. Put a man on that and get a dice and get in here and get to work, boy. So,

shorts is like, okay, so where do you work? And she's like, uh, something of Lehigh. That's probably the actual name. She works at horses, which is like one of the blazing hot restaurants in the city right now. That's like, I'm like, why would you leave horses? Well, that explains her hair cut. She has horse girl hair. Horse girl energy. That's something we learned about in the flow deck adventure. The flow deck. Yeah she definitely has horse girl energy. So he's like wow what's your favorite dish at horses? And she's like blood sausage. I was like grows come up with something less

grows get out. I don't like that blood sausage. You it gross? Come up with something less gross. Get out. I don't like that. Blood sausage. You should say cereal. That's not what everybody likes. Serial. Yeah, she goes on about the blood sausage and shorts goes, oh, I'm so sold. How many eats in blood sausage tonight? I mean, we have too much work. I can't have blood sausage. Sorry, I can't come have blood sausage. Greg, it's like this fucking guy, this fucking guy eating blood sausage and we've got to put up another starring night

above the tables. Oh, and so we just see clips of different people interviewing one guy. A stand of all is like, oh, this one says personal trainer, bro. And he's like, yeah, that's not fully updated. Oh, perfect. You couldn't type up your resume addition to the one restaurant you've worked for two weeks. You're hired. You're going to be perfect here. Who would have thought a personal trainer? So Rosiano, that was that guy's

and he actually gets the job. He appears later on. Actually, I think Rosiano and DC both get the jobs. And then- And I definitely get the job, but we don't get to see the girl with blue hair interview. I wanted to see her interview. Yeah, I wanted to see actually several of their interviews. Yeah, I want to see the girl with blue hair and see if she's really like a Marge Simpson off, you know, like cousin or something.

It's just like, hey, I'm here. Tonight's specials, things with umbrellas in them, which one do you want? So what's got a umbrella to you what now? Ooh, you have a really good March Wow So a lot of Benson and Hedges took Smoked to make that March. Yeah, so I then there's a girl named Sarah who's like she's like a waitress in the South Bay or something like that and

She has these really long nails and so Greg Greg is sitting behind standing behind the bar being like this is the best that Greg's Let's can do and he's like so how do you wait tables with those nails? She goes very easily seriously She goes yeah, because when I have the nails. I'm kind of like a babbage. He's like what? Babbage babbage babbage Yeah, because when I have the nails, I'm kind of like a bavitch. He's like, what? Babbage. Babbage. Babbage. Babbage.

A babbage. That's a white girl with those big, long, crazy nails like trying. She's trying. Trying to be Lala. She's actually trying. Yeah. She's just that kind of white girl that the rest of us are like, please stop. Please just stop. Okay.

You're not helping anybody here. And I said, I'm a bat batch. And Greg just goes, what are you saying? The fuck out of here with that? Like, he hates regards. All the candidates leave eventually. And then the tombs are like, they all settle down. And it's like, I locked everyone.

Like, I didn't. We got a lot to do. A bar get a uniform concentrate on just concentrate on that. And then Brett just pops up. He's like, guys, time to put our best foot forward. For Brett, it's like leaving out of the eyes. Just stress. I just want to be there when he's sobbed. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. I just want to be there when he sobs. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, some days, parenting is unbearable.

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So Raquel looks so pained. She looks so unhappy to be there. And also by the way, wasn't the whole premise of this date that Peter was like, Hey, so you wanted to get those not it really bums me out. You didn't get those nachos. So we got to get those nachos. So we take for a labo M. This is not a nacho place. Is it really nice because I have one of those neon science and it says, don't be a wildflower. You're the one that gets to wall, fucking hip hop sign. You're literally on a wall. Thank you for pointing out that signs wall hypocrisy. I was pissed.

I was like, judge yourself. So then, Dealer's like, I think I overdressed, but you said it's casual. So I got to go between casual and, and, uh, dressing. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Peter, you're in the same shirt you wear every fucking day. The white button up with the black buttons. What are you talking about? People up in that are a public are like, oh, he's coming back. So, uh, Rick Hells, like, yeah, you're in like a happy medium. So then she tells us, she goes, seeing how James is with Ali, it makes me realize they're still a part of me that's holding on

to the relationship and that part is getting yelled at by James right now. So I think it's time for me to move on. Peter is just such a cheese fall, okay. I've been, look, Peter's such a nice guy and he's also very good looking and he also works, okay? But he is also such a fucking goober. He's like, hey, let's order a bottle of rosé. Also, the tuna tartar looks good.

I was like, is that because that's the only thing you know because you work at fucking sir? Why would you come from sir to order to the tartar anywhere? And then he gets the rosé and they pour him a taster and then it's a chilled rosé. Okay, he gets. He gets. He gets.

I'm protecting. I'm protecting. No, it's a tuna tartar. If you just, what if he just always asks, is he that asshole who knows of a certain dish and just asks about it every, like he goes like an Indian restaurant and goes, do you guys have any sort of Tuna Tar Tar kind of thing here?

Yeah, I think because Vanderpump thinks that his fans, to her it's her favorite, so he thinks it's very fancy. So he's being very impressive by ordering this fancy thing, but it's like, girl. For the record, I would kill for some funo tartare right now. Now that we're speaking about it, I'm like, that sounds so good to me right now. I love some tartar sauce.

I love some tartar sauce. Tartar sauce is great too. Just tartar sauce on anything really. And I still want to watch Tartar. I just finished Tartar. I just finished it last night. Wow, what a film. And you were right.

What an asshole that Kate Blanchett is in it. I mean, she really does play such a snotty asshole, you know, but, um, wow, what a movie. I mean, I don't even notice. I'm got smacked by that. I want to see it. Like it is so it's a high-party movie for me to see. It's just that I have to finish season three of succession and I have to catch up on love Island UK I'm so far behind and I have extreme stress you can't go from tar with an accent on the a to love Island You literally can that is the most natural transition That is Gay entertainment gay entertainment you can go from one thing to the other very quickly and easily

Well, you know, I was very proud of Kate Blanchett. I was like, yeah, just, you were just getting better and better, man. Also, congratulations on getting what you deserved. And that's all I'll say about that. But after watching Vanderpump rules for this many years, it's nice to see someone finally get what they fucking deserve. Okay.

Well, I, and I have to, and I have to sing. Well, is, is, do we, do we let the cat out of the bag? No. Our, our special guest is joy and I have to see what is is. Do we do we let the cut out of the bag? No, our our special guest is Kate planchette for the crappies. Do we do you know that yet? Yes, Kate planchette planchette planchette, a cello solo. Yeah, she's our special musical guest. Yeah, I mean, she does have she is campaigning for an Oscar and hello, this is what we call in Oscar stop. Okay, Kate, we'll see you there. Literally my dream.

Could you imagine if she came? This is what I do. I make a joke and then I actually indulge myself with it. Anything can happen. That's why Peter's on a date with Raquel. So, um, Sarah Kelle is like, I don't know if going on a date with Peter will help me get over James, but they say your taste buds change every five years. So maybe your taste in men do. It's like, Rick Lel stop licking Peter's arms. Maybe your taste in men do too.

It's like, over a cow. I love her, Kelsens is. And she's like, I'm not really that hungry because I've been on a carb diet after the pageant. He's like, Oh, really? We're after the pageant. He's like, oh really? You were in the pageant? How'd that go? She's like, oh, I placed top 15.

Well, I'm into accomplishment, right? She's like, Miss California is very competitive, but it was also heartbreaking because it was my last pageant. She goes, I'm too old now. And I love the look on Peter's face trying to understand the concept of being too old for something. Like what? Peter, whose shirt is like coming apart at the buttons because

it's so tight and his long hair that was stylish in the early 2000s, you know, just staring at her like, what? And then Raquel, Raquel lightly adds throws her hat into the political arena. It goes, Donald Trump decided that when you reach the age of 27, you've reached your peak. So this was the last chance for me to take home the crown. And she goes, it sent me into a deep depression. And he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, deep depression. Are you still in a deep depression?

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peaked and then you find yourself sitting across the table from fucking Peter, I mean, how are you supposed to feel? No, it was her part. So he gets up to hug her and then she just starts crying more and she's like, man, you know, breaking free from this relationship. She's doing your hands like this where she's like doing spirit finger cage in front of her eyes that's kind of looking out. She's like, you know, I'm like, I'm trying to figure out my life and like breaking free from this relationship scares me because like

everyone seems to have their life figured out and I just don't know what's up. Name one person that you know that thinks they have their life figured out. And I just don't know what's up. Name one person that you know that thinks they have their life figured out. Please, who? Sheena. Seriously. Who? Literally no one on the history of the show

has ever figured out anything. Yeah. So I'm worried about it. You're fine. This is Bravo. You haven't peaked until you never peaked on Bravo. You can just get more and more rancid and horrible year by year and we will keep coming back

to your wilted cabbage ass. We love it. This is Bravo, Lam, okay? Hugs. Yeah. And basically, she's like, for the past five years, James has paid for everything and now she has to pay for things which is great but it's expensive.

And just another storyline, Lala probably wants a spearhead this season, you served by a cast member. Yes, but I liked it. She's like, yeah, and now I have to pay for things. And it's expensive and Peter just goes, I'm not paying for this. You know that, right? Yeah. So now we go over to a place the Sugar and Bronze, which is like, you might well just call your establishment sticky, because that's what you're basically saying, sticky. So it's Lala and Katie going to like, it's a spray tan, sauna kind of place, and they just, they want to give themselves a fresh, a fresh, fresh old coat of paint, paint,

a coat of, a coat of paint. Coot of paint. Yeah. A fresh coat of paint. A set of face. I'm questioning myself. After a recal scenes, sometimes I question language, you know?

Yeah. No, I get it. So Lala is like, do we have to wear these things? The, she means the plastic caps and she's like, are you see hated them? Because of my ears, but now they're pants. Now they're pants back. So, Lala's gonna really ride this like

post ear pinning liberation storyline. Like I'm a new woman now, I could do anything. My ears are pinned back. Yeah, I'm not sure, I'm not sure what she's doing with that. But, you know, I mean, I'm sure it's making a lot of us thinking of getting our ears pinned I was thinking of it. It's like what do they know they tie it to your face? I mean, I don't know. What do they do? No, but you don't need to I think I I love when yours to go. I think it's so cute. I think it's a great feature But by the way yours your ears don't at least take out though. Well, it's not that they don't your ears are

little because I've got your I can't even see your ears from I know because they've been smashed by your by headphones But the thing is they're just getting big because you know as you get older your nose and ears get bigger my ears and your Nets my ears though are the worst they're getting so big and floppy But I mean, I don't care. I don't really care. I'm just it seeing it on TV, so I'm considering it. I'm like, do I need that? But that's different from pinning. Pinning is just when they're like out, you know? I don't know. I don't really know. But I would like to get an earlobe reduction one day. I think one day I'm going to have maybe maybe them just cut off like, yeah, like cut off an arc around my

ear and just make it smaller. I've always wanted a little munchkin years. Okay. Like little hippos, you know, like hippos have those tiny little ears. Do they, I feel like hippos, oh, the hippos do, no, cause those are those, those poke out. No, but they're, but they're so tiny and cute.

Look at the hip over here. Have you ever seen when somebody gets their ear bitten off? I just want a hole on the side of my head. I think that's really cute Go hang out with my Tyson. I'm gonna bring that in style I just want to say if you do a Google image search for hip-hop years. It's just the most adorable thing It's just the best. Well, I won't do it because some of the people concentrate anymore the rest of this episode I'll be oh my god. I just saw a hip-hop golden retriever to trade anymore. The rest of this episode will be, oh my god, I just saw a hippo hug, golden retriever. Everyone stay tuned to Ronnie's Instagram, because later this evening, there

will be a revamp in the dodo about a baby hippo. I love you dodo. So they're talking about James's teaching at the opening and Lala's like, yeah, and you know the guy that I met at the hotel Ziggy opening, I've been texting that guy. And Katie's like, yeah. And you know the guy that I met at the hotel Ziggy opening, I've been texting that guy. And Katie's like, are you gonna hang out? I'm just like, yeah, Thursday, do you wanna come? And Katie's like, like the third wheel, I was like, what are you complaining about the third wheel?

What else have you been the past 10 years? You're used to it. Get over there, have some fun. Let some guy pay for your calamari, you know? Yeah. So then they start spray chaining and Katie is topless and Lala's like, you have good nipples. I'm like, she's like basically saying like, wow, and you got like great body or legs or what, or what, she basically complimented Katie and Katie's like, well, thanks girl.

And last time someone complimented me, my tits and ass was, oh God. Well, now you know why I got divorced. And last time someone complimented me, my tits and ass was, oh God. Well, now you know why I got divorced. Oh, please. Last time you third wheeled, you got a marriage out of it. Come on. Get on it. So Lala's like, yeah, well, you can walk into this place, this restaurant, and not feel responsible for it.

So that's going to be fun. And Katie's like, no, aw, because I'm still taking the brunt of this shit. Like, he'll be like, can you take the dogs because of the bar? And I'm like, I can't with this bar excuse. I can't keep holding up the brunt end of the rest of your life. Stop talking. Stop talking to him. Cutting it out.

There's no reason you still need to talk to Tom. Go do something. Go join a stitch in bitch. Join a grinder. I don't even care. I feel like Katie would be one of those girls who just shows up on Grindr, like just seeking friends and then people are like,

suck you. I know. I wouldn't be fine with Katie. Grindr. I know. I know. Convenient narrative. This is an all gay app.

That's a convenient narrative. Yeah. Now listen, I don't have to be someone's huge fan to say you're better than this. You are gorgeous, you are smart, you have the best hair you've had in years, you don't need that fucking loser. The best thing you ever did was dump him, okay?

Now stop taking care of his dogs. First of all, I would give him away or cut off custody, tell him we can't have the dogs anymore, like Rick L. does. Yeah, one thing that I think is that joint custody of pets amongst a couple that is broken up is frustrating because it always brings them back into each other's lives and causes drama and then all the friends have to hear about it. So I say that in this case, I would say Katie, just give them the dogs or just don't let them see the dogs. Do it. I mean,

Rikkel gets it right later on. It's amazing that Raquel is more advanced on the on the dog front than Katie is. Well Raquel is like an unprogrammed remote control. You know what I mean? Like you could still... She's she's still got a lot of buttons that you can program like, hey could you automatically turn on Netflix or whatever like she's's just, bless her heart. Cause later she says, yeah, I didn't know what boundaries were until Tom Sandoval said, you need to set boundaries. And then I was like, huh? And then I did it. Well, congratulations. I hope the next one is like making scrambled eggs. You know, a lot of useful things you can learn. This little baby bird.

Oh God, not a unprogrammed remote control. And like one of those, I think like universal or just like one of those like random apps. No, you know one of those ones, they used to sell them at best buy where you could, it was called like a one true or something, it was like the one or something. It was like a big ass remote control.

It was like $100. So why would I pay $100 for that? But then it had all these buttons you could program. You could be like, I'm pressing this, when I press this button, it means I want input number three at this volume or whatever, you could program them all fancy. Yeah, which is great,

but then you wind up having to be like the captain of a card of your living room because when people come over, they're like, how do I turn on the TV? And you have to like run across to the sofa to take it out of their hands before they fuck everything up. Because if you use that universal remote the wrong way

and you like turn on the receiver, but before the TV, then the entire ecosystem is destroyed. Yeah, and cannot be restored until the next day That's what happened my when it froze in Austin we were traveling last week And so my family came to stay in my house and I came back the TV was frozen because they were turning on the things in the wrong order There were random lights on and that have never turned on, because I have everything on these dimmers, you program the dimmers, and so I say code words to Alexa, and then Alexa sets the scene.

It's like, the living room lights come up to half, and the kitchen lights go down to half. You know, it's like, I'm like, if you say a queen, you know, so I've got it like all programmed like a stage, and then I don't know how to turn anything on, that I don't know how to turn anything on that I don't know how to turn anything off

They couldn't go to bed. I don't know what switches for what then things are like time to come on a different time of the day and then I they they probably left here like Just stressing the hell out. It's like going to hotel. Can we just This is this is this is an order for hotel hotel people of America and the world. Can we get some consistency on where to turn lights on and off? Sometimes it's at the base of the light. Sometimes it's up there. Sometimes it's on the wall. Sometimes it's on the far, like sometimes it's right by the front door. Can we just have like one switch?

I swear to God, every time I go to the hotel, there's five minutes of me fondling lamps Up and down up and down. I'm like going like this trying to find the switch I'm doing I'm like literally jerking off a lamp until finally and I think oh guess what this switch is on the wire And it's all the way under the desk Yeah Yeah, so see a lot of us still like basically new and programmable. So I sort of, Rick Hell, yeah.

So you said Lala. Lala is like a remote that just, she's like an out of you name. She's an Apple TV remote. This sort of like skinny thing that has like some interesting qualities, but generally doesn't do everything you need to do. You barely touch it and it scrolls all the way to the end. It's like telling you what to do.

Yeah, that explains why my remote just got married to a guy for a Range Rover. Yeah. So, let's see here. So, they're just talking about this restaurant and Then of course Lala makes it about herself. It's supposed to be like building up Katie scene, but of course Lala can't have that so Katie is like yeah, like we're broken up so like how do we even navigate it like? Do we see each other on purpose or we just like see you around? I mean how does that work work? And Molly goes, oh yeah, I've spoke to Tom, and I don't know if he can,

I don't know if we can have that soft space anymore, because I'm just not in that place where I can, I can't practice compassion. I just can't practice compassion anymore. And Katie's like, why? Why not? And she's like, yeah, like even with my sponsor, I'd like to go back and practice steps.

And I said to her, I just want to feel safe again because like you know like right now I just it has to be enough for me not to drink because I can I can that's all I have for my baby That's all I have I was like can Katie talk about sharing custody of the dogs I know we're crying out loud Katie just Let her have like a brief moment here, okay? Well, Lala's just trying to rewrite her history. She's like, I mean, I'm always strong on my sobriety But when I found out about Randall, I mean a casting couch Randall I can't Never supposed to know that

It's gonna make me drink again Are you are you to read just blackout the whole time you were with? You used to brag about BJs for PJs. That came out of your mouth. So what are you talking about? Classic Lala. It's time for commercial. It Mail Party and Sandival and Ariana are at home and he's like loading boxes of glassware, just stuff for the bar and to a U-Haul truck. And they need to go get a sofa. And Ariana is basically saying that she hasn't seen much of Tom Lee Lee because he's been so busy with shorts and sandies and she's like my love language is good sketch comedy but failing that. My love language is yes and but it's also quality time although quality time and sketch comedy are sort of one and the same. So I need to go

and walk. I need to experience new sketch comedy comedy together with my partner. And right now, Tom is, I don't know, he's like the quality time is sort of collapsing and it's just clapping in bed and passing out. No but. Yeah. And this is kind of sad because it's just like one of those errands that you're like, do you want me to come? And he's like, yeah, yeah, sure. It's like, yes or no, Tom.

Being like sure isn't a yesterday. He's like, I guess. Okay, just say yes or no Tom. Well, well, possibly baby. It's like all right. So she goes with him, they go to this vintage shop, which is your Mimaz couch that they're trying to get $3,200 goddamn for.

You fucking kidding me with that. That couch he was looking at was $3,200. Wow, I didn't even see the price that I got it. I, that's absurd. $3,200 that should have been like $700. They've been to the shop, you know? Yeah, have some respect. This is their third sofa that they've had for short sandies. We see a montage of them loading into other ones. And so, um, a Tom's like, yeah, you know, it's, you know, like, you know, or Ariana's like, yeah, you know, you guys like to get it wrong twice. Like, yeah, you know, like it really sinks in when you scrub on a third time.

That's what my mom refers to as Tom College. And she's like, well, who's going to carry to you all? Cause like, I'm just here to say you're kelvin. Ain't you doing great? And he's like, oh, yeah's gonna carry to you all? Cause I'm just here to say you're kelvinate, you're doing great. And he's like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna pay for this. She gets, okay, then I guess I'll just chill here. Just sit there and look around the store. It's like, okay, I think I'm gonna need

an Ariana Cheats on Tom's season. No offense, but I'm gonna need Ariana to rob a bank. Yeah, have Ariana, just go to Magic Mountain. Just Yeah, have Ariana, or just go to Magic Mountain, just write her a look, or just give her something to do for crying out loud. Yeah, so. I need a divorce season. I'm not saying no, Tom or anything like that,

but I'm definitely gonna need something like. Vandalism. You know what, maybe going to rent for like eight nights. Like kittens from places that they don't belong, like homes that should never have had a kitten, you know, maybe like she sees someone in the grocery store

and she's like, oh my God, that person's mistreating her kitten. I can just tell, and then she goes and kidnaps. Like I need something. What about her going to Costco and her doing Yelp reviews of all the free samples? As just goes through. I'm like, yes, I don't like this one.

Just like ruining grandpa's lives, you know, being like, he really didn't sell this gelatinous chicken. They're like, you're five, Papa. Yeah, that's... Our Rita believe is that, I would just have to assume that her sandwich shop with Katie is dead because wasn't Rand gonna be an investor of it. Like, we haven't heard anything about the sandwich shop.

Well, I've seen them post on Instagram, like, I Instagram like, don't worry, she says it, she says about it is coming. And then he's like, heart, heart, heart, whatever the restaurant's called. Like, she's going to talk about it maybe if she says it pretty little. Whatever the sandwich is looking. She made a sandwich. She sandwiches by Shirei. I feel it's called something about her sandwiches.

Wasn't that what was something about her? Something about me? Something about Sandwich is possibly made in it. She sells sandwich shells by the seashore. Yeah, something like she said it. So yeah, I think it's coming up. They're going to get this restaurant out of the way and then we'll get to talk about this new restaurant.

So Lala comes over to LVP now. Like they're just best friends, you know. And I love that Lala has always done this. Like, oh yeah, me and Fanner Pop, we just hang out all the time. We're like best bitches. So she comes over and she says, Please, please.

Yeah, she comes over and she is fully expecting this is going to be a scene where she cries. And at least it does the thing with her lower lip, where she's repouts it down. And it's like, oh, la, la, that's what she thinks she's going to be getting. But instead, Lisa has a whole different idea of how the scene is going to go. So they show up. And Lisa's like, Oh oh darling, you got your new puppies out. Oh, Vanderbump puppies out if you will. And she's like, yeah, they keep wanting to bust out for you. Oh, little glamour, I said, I would terribly scandal this with meatballs. I was like, yeah, I'm blind and single and ready to mingle with a baby on my hair.

Like, who wants to be a stepdad? And Vanderbump comes like, oh, come on, you're not ready for that. She's, oh, you know I'm all talk, you know I'm all talk. Yeah, you know where? She's well, what about James? You've had to shag with him once. How more than once, bitch, yes, Lisa, yes, Lisa, just on my face, Lisa. Back me standing there.

You're not, okay, settle down, stop trying to up my pepper mill you said once with James now you're not you're not always honest with me Lala well it was it was a lot more than when so we were just drinking I said on his face she's like okay well cheers to that darling, cheers. Was he awake or were you trying to suffocate him darling? Ha ha! So Lala's like, ah, well, I've been in kind of a hole. Oh, what do you know down one second? I did not realize what I had a broken bird'sy in the coming up.

Let me get to my tools ready for maximum breaking downage. Here we go. Okay, now begin. Do you mind if I pull out a feather duster? Or would that be too much? So, um, she goes, what do you mean? And, Lala's like, well, I'm happy, but it's like, there's just this weight of going into custody battleship. You know what I mean?

And she's, oh, yes, that late times article was brutal. And, you know, I was reading about it while I was reading about Mohammed my dear friend Mohammed in the next pages has been quite a quite a season of all of my ex-friends. I think it died it for things in the LA time-stalling. Just apps. Oh God that LA Times article is absolutely positively brutal. Of course I'm talking about the one that said that for Doris are now out sorry Brutal for her brutal Doris officially out

She's like it out, but if you're totally honest. I mean you must have known that there was something going on think back I Put your hands on my face you're thinking Back to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it says three days earlier. She's like, he is being accused of running a casting couch, using assistance to run trucks. And they added up to 25 million in lawsuits. I was like, who do you think was bringing you your Coke, DoorDash? Come on.

Of course it was your fucking assistance. You weirdo. So Lala's like, think back, assist. Do you think that for the past nine months, I have not been spiraling and thinking how the fuck did you not see that? No, I actually don't think you thought that at all whatsoever. But okay, let's go. Come on, you're not feeling sad enough. I want to really break you down. So let's go back to the beginning. Let's be like Joseph in the amazing Technicolored Dreamcote.

Shall we begin at the beginning? Okay, right at the beginning. Did you see any signs the way every other person saw the signs? Tell me Lala. Was it red and yellow and green and black and scolotton brown and ochre and peach and ruby and gold and valet and farm and Lala can gold and shot it and mob cream and crimson and silver and rose and asra and lemon and rusted and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue Rosin, Astor and Lemon and Rustic and Grey and Purple and White and Pink and Orange and Blue. Good box to the pinkie. Lala. Wow, how is that still in way?

Green's nothing but green. Parsley's celery. Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong place. Wrong musical. We'll get to Veggie soon. Lala, come on. Plant, go to your memories. Memories. So Lala's like, don't you wish? Come on, plant, go through your memories, memories.

So Lala's like, don't you wish? Don't you think I wish that I said, where have I seen this house before? And she goes, but all those kids that he had, didn't you think about where they came from? What about that? I mean, you say you were blindsided. There were actions there, darling. Do you think they just fell out in the sky?

Darling, how many times a day do you say I was a stupid, stupid, idiot? How many times I just need you to say it on record? Say everyone was right. I was wrong. Lisa knows best. Say it, Lala. And she's not letting her go. And I just love it. This is the energy Beverly Hills needed. And Lala, and you know, it's a risky here, right? Because Lala, no matter if Lala knew or what, you know, of course she knew, and she didn't care because there was money there. She didn't start to care until the money was gone. I will argue that till the day I die. Now that said, she was still married to a piece of shit and she did still

have a child with this piece of shit. So I understand that the stuff she's going through now, it has reserved it. I don't think anybody deserves the stuff that she's going through now. I don't think deserves it. I don't I don't know that I would use the word deserves it. But it's more like you can't ask surprise. And you can't act like you didn't, you weren't a complete fucking monster in the name of gaining a couple of Al Pacino movies. I actually, I almost, in a weird way,

I don't fault her for falling for the situation because it's intoxicating. It's exciting thing, a producer, all this stuff. Who knows what daddy issues that she had and I'm not saying that in a sort of callous way because I know that her father has passed. But like what sort of, like what, what damage she brings to the situation, it's a very intoxicating thing and that's why it happens over and over and over again. But then to be like, well, I couldn't believe it. It's like that's where it's like, that's where she really falls flat, you know?

It's a whole trying to rewrite the casting couch stuff and she's just so shocked and this and that. And then, okay, so I'm just pulling up a link right now to read from the past, but we'll get to that. So, Lala's like, of course, but I was 25. I meant someone had over heels for me. And it'll be because take a breath, darling, take a... I'm not gonna take a breath with someone.

I mean, you're supposed to be my friend, Lisa. And she's like, you're too smart for it. That way, explain it to me, explain it to me, Lala. I'm a six year old who's very wealthy, explain it to me. So Lala's like, clearly I'm not smarter, okay? It's not so true. It's just, it's just, it's so not true. I know what the outside world thinks of me.

Look at that extremely talented and charismatic, or that's what they think of me. Well, she says it like she goes, I know what the outside world thinks of me. Like does this, like look at me of course I hate me And then we see Jack's going go give some blow jobs for range rovers and Katie saying what do you've said about I called you a horror Call it like I see it and Santa Paul it's like

Like to me so yeah That's all saying well, maybe she should know not to get knocked up by a dude like that So Lala's like I know how all of this looks look at me Yeah, that's the ball saying, well, maybe she should know not to get knocked up by a dude like that. So Lala's like, I know how all of this looks. Look at me. I just didn't know you were thinking that way about me. No, darling, I wasn't thinking it. I was just laughing about it. Okay. So I'm just thinking I love you. And I know maybe Miss Summer steaks were made along the way, maybe from the very, very beginning and all the way up until five seconds ago, but I love you.

And that's where I'm coming from. I just want you to cry and cry in my arms so I can repair you. Yeah. And she's like, and I just think that Lala was blind to it because she persuaded herself. It was what she wanted it to be. But when someone is waving that red flag, watch the red flag. And then wonder how they got the watch right off of your wrist. So it's Lala's watch.

Magic! So then Lala gives us this amazing spiel, she goes, Lisa. So okay, he goes to me, he says, I'm sitting at therapist and she's going to tell you that I was not married and you didn't wreck anything. So I fly to Arizona and this woman, whose hair was half red and half yellow, she looks me in the eyes as I am sobbing. And she's, and nothing is adding up. And she says to me, his ex was a codependent. He tried over and over to tell her that her to tell me that this marriage was over. I'm sorry. He tried to tell her the marriage was over and it's not your fault. And so in that moment,

Lisa, I like to know, I started to believe him. I started to believe him because a lady in Arizona who said she was a therapist and says he was okay. Meanwhile, they're playing clown music. So the editors are not buying to see there because they're playing the Y Vanderpromp rules And she's like, and nothing about it was true. It's fall and I've had so many conversations with the accent You know what she told me that they used her as a couples therapist when they were working on their marriage I was like, why is that so shocking? The Range Rover he gave you was the same Range Rover.

He got the mistress that he was cheating on Amber with before you and you knew it. You bragged about it. So now she's making it sound like, oh, she thought they were broken up. Okay, so this is the articles that was coming out at that time when she was going after Amber's shoulders

on Instagram writing all this demeaning shit. While she's funny, this is digging. Yeah, but I mean, it's just because she's rewriting this and it's ridiculous. So she puts on her insta when his baby mama wants to be at somebody but is basic and boring as they come, she doesn't even get invited on a press tour. And then she wrote, honey me watch me rock the rocks.

And she was posting a press tour of her at Khan with what's his audience posing like some 20 year old, like posing with all these like old established stars acting like she's really made it. Oh, the movie, the one that was like that, that Al Pacino movie from like two years ago. Probably, but the picture that they're showing is this, this one. I don't know if you guys can see it. Let me get it more in the screen. But it's just her face and she's showing all the diamonds on her finger. And one is the power logo from the show power that he produced. So it said La La deleted the post about Amber as soon after it was shared, but you know, the internet is forever. Basically, this is from reality blur. By the way, the press tour her post is referencing as

her recent trip to the can film festival with Randall blah, blah, blah. While Amber has an address, Lala's post publicly, she was asked about it in comments. People are like, what the fuck? And just moments before we published this, Lala took to her Instagram to claim she was hacked. before we published this, Lala took to her Instagram to claim she was hacked. She didn't say that exact word, but she said that her... Because there's some hacker in Russia who's like, you know what I want to do? I want to speak on behalf of Lala from Vendor Pum's rules. I'm such a huge fan. Such huge fan. So then they also post these Amber via text message attacks from Lala that said last month and shortly thereafter Amber shared Lala's mean messages with her fans and followers on Instagram Amber even labeled Lala as the mistress Lala had tweeted at texted her when your child comes to me with what you said there's gonna be a problem enough with that

It's as low as it gets. I'm nothing like you. First, I can hold onto a man. Who says that? You're saying that to someone while you're fucking their man, like that they're still married to currently. First of all, I can hold onto a man. Secondly, I have a job. And thirdly, I never get engaged to someone

two weeks after the Incas Dry on my divorce papers. Oh, so I'm wrong. So this is when Amber was reengaged. And then Abra said, be kind to unkind people. They needed the most, even the mistress. So, Bala is like, I'm just some innocent. I thought I was just, I thought they were divorced, et cetera, et cetera.

I can't with you. Come on. Well, Bala's been, yeah, because now she does this whole thing, but I fell for every single thing. So she fell for all the lies that Randall told her about, and then she went and flaunted on social media all this stuff that she fell and flaunted. And so LVP was like, well, I haven't had contact with Randall since the day, Thundee gave birth and he wanted to come over and see me

and it turns out he's a literal rumpel still skin. He did the exact same thing. Baby was born and he can't try to take it. And I didn't want to choose size, but Panty's child is playing opposite alpichino and Bruce Willis, an animatronic version of Stuart Little. So hey for us. Also, let's not forget that Lala forced all of her friends to sign NDAs about Randall.

So nobody could speak about anything that Randall was doing. So if Randall was never doing anything wrong, why the NDAs? So Lala was like, well, it's just so strange that he would want to come over here and have you remedy things when he's had like a girlfriend since I gave birth to ocean. They met March 21. And she moved in two days after I left. She's like, are you kidding? Well, it's all damn hell after you darling. Give them Lala, am I right? So then we go over to Rick Hill's apartment where Graham the dog is looking at some food like half with suspicion.

It was like fruit, there's like fruit and some cheese right on the floor and Graham is like, she got a strawberry, I think I'd have a man or something and just put it on the floor and he's looking at it and we're looking up to her like, was this a living breathing animal before because you know that's what I want to eat right now fucking what is this a smoothie bowl? I think you just knew it came from sir. I was like, oh I don't even I have a strawberry tastes like tuna tartar So poor Graham he's sick so there's a knock on the door and it's Gina. Hello Oh my god your new part your new place is like so cute I brought your rosé wow this is like

everything you need this is so cute oh my god your dog's crying that's so funny hi brother sister back can you so nice wow sweet home I can't wait to hear about your date give me the highlights no give me highlights no seriously highlights I think I look so cute in the highlights what do you think also do you have a highlighter I'm trying to remember the lyrics of my new song. Thanks. So you did just cut the grams during the fruit and Rick tells like, yeah, he doesn't feel good. So I have to take him to the vet and she was like, that's strange. No, about that. You can't solve times. She was, no, I don't do it anymore, because I just learned what a boundary is, because Tom Sunderbaugh said, I need to set boundaries, and I said, what's that?

So I set a boundary, and it means James thinks that Graham is dead now. I called James and said, Graham got hit by a train. So Raquel is like, she's like saying she needs a clean break. And then Ariana shows up with the, yes, I agree, very smart. So Ariana comes over with our implant. And for some reason, this cracked me up because Ariana, she's like sitting on this little couch and Ariana has this plant and she comes in and she's like, ah, and she's like, ah, it's good over.

It was like, you know that like, it, I'll scoot over. You know that like, in like three episodes when they get into a fight, you know what, like I do everything for Ariana, like I scooted over for her. Like I'm like a good friend, like I'll scoot over, you know, like I'm always the one that's good to her, but like no one's good to her for me,

and it's just like it's hard. It's just like hard because like, when you're the one who's like always scooting over and like no one's good to her for you, it's just like I'm such a good friend of people and they don't realize a heart is actually To scoot over because like it's sort of hard in the bottom like you get some static And like you have like you touch a donut, but do you get like that? It's like all busy scooting over you know what I'm saying? Yeah, oh my god, that's so true Um, and she's also like well I guess Gramps still has a voice because Cramstone's like barking. And I was like, I love sheeners little digs, you know?

So then Arianna's like, hey, got a housewarming gift because of course you don't come to someone's house empty-handed and just cut to sheeners like, oh. I scooted over, that was my gift. So then Arianna Ariana like an extension falls that she's like I lost an extension and she never called oh my god They're like this is terrible. It's a national tragedy. So start teasing

Rick L about making it with Peter and dating Peter and she's just like yeah, she's crying out throughout a four day It's ha and Ariana's like yeah, I think he has feelings. I mean, it's not hard to understand why he would. I mean, you know, first, relationship is be Arthur. And Ariana's like, yeah, I'm just loving Riccala here, finding herself. It's like in Forest Gump. Oh my God, no, please don't.

Please don't give Riccelo for us to go. You can't do that. Kelo's like life is like a box of M&M's. Oh no. You never know which ones have peanuts in them. So she's like, yeah, I want to offer you some chocolates, but I'm setting a boundary Like in forest scump he just runs and then the leg braces like break off. It's like that

But like run Raquel run and I was like poor Raquel Please don't put Raquel on the shrimp boat. That's all my only request. Don't have her shrimp thing. There's shrimp and then There's other shrimp And then there's other kinds of shrimp and then there's also another kind of strip She's just didn't use footage behind JFK my hell name one kind of shrimp I don't think I actually I can name more than I'm just like shrimp got fried shrimp. We got Well, same thing. Yeah, I'm I only thought of first fried shrimp, we got. Well, it's like that. Yeah, I don't believe it. I only thought of the first gum once.

Once was enough for me. So, Rick has like, yeah, I just don't have an inclination to make out with Peter when I'm sober. And they're like, oh yeah, that's not good. I should tell him. Tell him. Yeah. So then meanwhile, we cut over to James.

Well, we go over to James. And James and Allie are at some lunch spot and James is fully, he clearly went to sugar and bronze't you cute? Yes. And you look so pretty. I mean, I haven't met a girl with as much pretty hair as you. You've got the prettiest hair I've ever met. I've ever seen my life. She's like, I hate you, can't they're meaning me like that? He's like, are you excited for me? The opening of Swartz and Sandys.

It's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna have the prettiest girlfriend out of anybody there. I can't wait to see everybody show you off a little bit. Look at you, you're the Duhembeger. only you can order a hamburger that keep me at some amazing. Eat a hamburger. Do it. Do it over the table. I don't want it dripping on you. It's a pretty stress- I've ever, she's like, I can eat a hamburger of James. She's a super. It's how I've seen. But it's how I've seen it. Good. So yeah, I like, I actually really liked that she said I know how to you know hamburger I was like okay, there's a little bit of hope for her

So then we got over to shorts and sandies and it's like two hours until the party. It's last minute preparation and our spread Yeah, everything's gonna be good Everything's gonna be okay Everything's gonna be okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ready, steady go team. The shorts is like, dude, I've been sampling batches. I'm getting a little toasty.

Well, you better start spilling it out, bro. I'm more of a swallower, not a spitter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I'm excited for Katie to come here and see all this. I don't need to go to therapy to know that I cannot blame this place for the demise of our marriage. He's like repeating like lines that he had been told to him and San Diego. I would actually say it's a good portion of why you broke up and then we cut the Greg

two years ago saying, you know, I've seen people, they start off in the restaurant industry and they got homes and families and then seen people, they start off in the restaurant industry and they got homes and families and then three years later they're living in their cars because they've lost everything. Because yeah, I mean, he did lose your house. Yeah, hand on my money. Ha, ha, ha, ha, good times. What? So at Santa Valsas, he's really grateful for Ariana because they've been like ships in the night lately and he's like really happy that she's stuck in there. Um, and Brett's like, hey guys, are we almost ready?

Daily Mail's coming in at 4. Be prepared. Be, be prepared. Nothing tastes better than prepared feels. No, we're all set. I put the box up out front. No, not the postage mail. The Daily Mail.

It's the party we're having tonight. I can't believe we signed up to open up a restaurant with these idiots. And then dice size. They're working now. She got the job and she's like, have you guys tasted the food? They're like, uh, yeah. So now James back to James Nally. Allie's like, it's everyone going to this thing and James is like, everyone you met and more, they are lovely. They don't think you're gorgeous. I don't think anyone's met anyone with hair to pretty yours. Do you talk to anyone?

Who did you talk to the most at the party? And she's like, I reckon, oh God, it's never a good conversation. Is it when the old girl from it's the new girl friend? It's never like, oh my God, he was so amazing. The sex was incredible. His cock was humongous. So, you know, I was live. It's more like, oh god, he was so amazing the sex was incredible. He's cockles you mongers, you know I was live. It's more like oh, you know whatever. So then yeah, it's like yeah, it's more like you know This grand situation so we can never told me I can't see grandma until she saw you a my grandma right my Instagram

And I don't want to have to drive to grandma so we can talk to a keller every time like how to pizza stick This is still saggy and hairy and old and gross, a sad gross, throwing on the ground, he's old and ugly. And now James is rage-chomping on french fries. He's sticking in his mouth. He's like, he's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm totally cool. We're okay right now. So, he's like, I feel like we're okay with pizza.

It's like a bit freaky. And I was like, a bit pissed off about it, but like, now I'm over it. I aim over it. Can't you tell by the way, I'm eating these french fries, it's such a bit freaky and I was like a bit pissed off about it, but like now I'm over it. I aim over it Can't you tell by the way I'm eating these french fries? It's a calm fashion. I'm so happy. I'm so happy And I'm so in love with you. I just walked shout from head from the rooftops I'm in love I'm in love like potatoes flying out of his mouth and she's like please don't shout and

Then she does her first diary room and she's in like a negligee boostier, which means she fits a right in I mean that is the goal of addressing fact overdressed It's like the Britney the Lala. I just I think she's gonna be good out. Don't sleep on Ali Okay, I think always gonna be very good. James get upset about that. Mm-hmm. He slept on her So yeah, I went James told me he was in love with me. I thought that was maybe a little quick. Like I just wanted to make sure he really knew what he was saying, you know? So I can't see, even watch my show in Ohio.

And he's like, I mean, I can't put a timing on love. Like no, like, okay, I'm gonna get some for this long before I put on love with him. Like, no, sorry, not sorry, but, oh, sorry, not sorry about that. And he's like, don't spill on your dress. Don't, I can eat James, I know how to eat. And he's like, but just don't get it on your dress. That's what I'm saying.

Big juicy burger, sexy burger. Let me eat it from your mouth. Ah. Yeah, because she has a little bit of a rugalist thing. Yeah, and he tries to go in with his mouth. He's like, he has a few big airballs of bites. And then he finally gets in there and he bites it and then extracts the rugal from her mouth

and then chumps on it. And he's like, yeah, babe. Yeah. Just creepy. Yeah, really creepy a rugal moment. Yeah, it's like a modern cape fear moment. So then we go to shorts and sandies and it looks pretty. We see like a little mini.

It looks good. Yeah, it looks really good. And they're in terrible, smarmy suits, you know, like pink suits with like zebra print shirts under or whatever. But it's good. Like I like the vibe of it. So then Rekellen Arianna. Everybody's basically, it's a getting ready segment, right?

So everybody's getting ready. And Ariana got something from Zara, but I haven't tried it on, so it might look like garbage. Just so America is warned. And then Katie's trying to be excited, but you know, this bar put a strand on our relationship. And then like, this bar is like more of a prince in my life without like me ever getting a say over it.

And I just, I'm trying to get excited, but then I remembered, I don't know how to be excited about things. Did you see my wedding? Just wanna make sure you saw that. That was the most excited I ever was. And they're playing over this, over all of this, a song that says,

a man's gotta do, would a man's gotta do? A man's gotta do what? I was like, what a sad song to to do. A man's got to do what? I was like, then what a sad song to play over Katie's like heartbreak, you know? I know. So then James comes and like, hey, James, we got to see if you're DJ Santa. Don't worry. It's still a host stand. So where the bus boys keep all the water pictures.

But now it's got to Charmin free to send center to call back to the time opening Yep, and so people are arriving. They're just stepping repeat We see a flash of Brock who says let's Paul day and that's all for Brock They've really cut him down almost pretty much out of the show and then Lala tells us don't get me wrong Shorts is on my shit list, but I like Tom Sandevolk. It's really hard doing the cut thing, by the way, but my hat is off to you. And I appreciate how hard work, Kaka.

I am shocked at the place, let's amazing, okay? But let's be real. This is not the opening, okay? This is a private part of the celebrate where it's still not open. I'm like, well, so so what are you opening these days? Yeah, you just had people putting together office chairs for a company nobody even understands right now.

You know what I mean? So then Canon LVP come, glad to see Ken's with us because honestly, that opening had me worried. I was like, where is Ken? Have they just in bombed Ken early? And like, does he just have an oxygen tube coming in through like a mummy costume or something at home?

Because it's just LVP alone and then you don't see Ken. That's foreboding. Yeah. So he not only was he still with us, he looked great. And he looked lively and carrying a purse. He could still knock the spark right out of anyone. Carrying a purse with a dog in it, for Zimibli. Yeah, wonderful. So LVP is like, oh, this looks great. So this is what design looks like

when you come up with it on mushrooms. I mean, a lot of good music was created on mushrooms and acid. And apparently you can do it with restaurants too. Azinga. Get it. You can do it with restaurants too! A zingga! Get it! So, Swartz is like, all I want is for you to say I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you! Do you see magic? So then Ariane and Katie are talking and Ariane is like,

are you excited for this? Are you happy for this? Like it's been a long time, right? She goes, yeah, I mean, people are surprised that I'm here, but I'm like, come on, of course I'm gonna be here. Will it totally be here to make this really happy night for Tom about myself? Of course I am.

Duh. If a rain cloud doesn't rain on happy things, then what's even the point of it being there in the first place? So then James goes up to Lisa and he's like, hello, Lisa. Do you remember? But remember Ali my beautiful girlfriend and she's like, oh, how are you? You adorable little pineapple and she's and he's like, oh, he's like, I'm great. Oh, absolutely great It's like, oh, you know that Rick has working here tonight, James

It's okay. it's all right. You know what about her date, right? You know what you think about that. And she's like, oh, she is not. And now he's like, yeah, they make out drunk. And she goes, well, things lead to each other. One thing leads to another in these streets, Evander Pamp. And so Peter and Rickel, he's like, so would you want me to get you?

I can get you something. She's like, I guess so much of vodka, but I can get it. No, I'm gonna get it. You stay here. I'm gonna get your drink. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha she feels very awkward and she is like, um, you know, and then like, um, oh yeah, she's like, uh, so we're kind of like, how's it feel? I like James here because like, even though

like Aaron is like really nice, it's like when he's here with like someone else, like no matter how sweet, sweet she is, it's like, she's still dating her act. Like when she scoot over for you, I don't think so. Yeah, it's like if that girl walked in with the glass pole that said, Ali's enchiladas, like, I don't wish her ench Yeah, it's like if that girl walked in with the glass bowl that said, Allie's enchiladas. Like, I don't wish her enchiladas any, you know, but any L will, but still enchiladas are my thing, you know? So it's gotta be like, really hard for you. And Rick tells like, Peter's getting me a drink.

She's, oh, okay. So when he comes over, I'm gonna walk away and you tell him how you feel. Cause, errrr. Rick tells like, errrr. So then Lisa goes up to Peter. But this is the first time this has happened in the history of all of Bravo, including all the Blodex, she's like, so uh, Peter, Peter, employee, Eater. You know how things always come to my ears, and please don't read the double entendre into that right now because it's a serious conversation. Does the name Rick can't do up anything like a

Jitions trick would is like well, we have gone out a couple of times and made out a couple of times, but that's it And she's like listen Peter. This isn't 2012. You can't just sag your employees anymore darling. I mean those for the days, right? Sad your employees anymore darling. I mean those are the days, aren't it? Listen, this isn't like it was 10 years ago. The Me Too movement has helped all of us evolve except for people on Bravo and management and the employee underneath the mat, management and the employee underneath management literally cannot be underneath the manager because of the power job. You see what I did there was a little bit of word magic magic magic words magic words of magic because there's a power dynamic darling it's not like I could shag Andy Cohen sorry Andy ah ah ah ah the producer goes um that doesn't work for uh many other reasons too silence I already

made the joke don't do the joke on the joke. So she's like, all right, we'll talk again soon. He goes, okay, love you. She just walks off like, damn. Okay. Cockblocks by Lisa. So then, Ariana's hope.

It's so sad though that he didn't even get to use that. Like, Rikul, I would love to keep seeing you, but I just you know, it's not professional like he could have gotten out of it But he gets dumped before he can use it. I felt bad. I know So Rikal goes right up to Peter and goes um, he is so I just want to like talk to you real quickly for a second I want to create a boundary you can't pet Graham.. Okay, also I really don't see a future for us. And I want to, first of all, I don't see a future for me and generally, so definitely not for us. So I want to cut things off

before it gets too complicated. Do you agree? He's like, ha, ha, ha, I agree. I agree. Do you want some tuna tartar? She's like, no, Peter. Okay, let's hug. And then she tells us, I was under the impression

that he was way more into me than this. Now my feelings are hurt. But she goes, so they hug and she goes, I mean, you've always been there for like a shoulder for me to cry on and to consolidate me when things have been tough. Yes, console you. I've been there to console you. She has

console and date me a minute and I appreciate that. Bye. See you at work. I guess First we wish she could consolidate that moment There's some now shorts and sand you're talking and moment. So now Schwartz and Sandier talking and she oh no this is Sheena in Schwartz, sorry. So Sheena comes up and she's like I am so proud of you not saying oh it's a fire. It's like a terrible fire. Like let's get you back onto my show because it's like been a couple of years since you've been launching and not Sheena and Nanangans and I love a freaking talk about it because like I've been through divorce. You've been through divorce. There's like so many people in America you've been through divorce just like so many people in America have been through divorce but like have they learned how to make

enchiladas because that's like the most important thing about it so you should like totally come on Kati I love it. Nothing can go wrong okay. So yeah so basically he's gonna go on to shenanigans which one thing I love is that anytime anyone participates in China's content creation, there's always drama afterwards. Oh, I agree. All the music videos, dance numbers. So now, SantaVall delivers some espresso shots in chocolate chocolate glasses. So cool.

So cool. If you had told me those existed, I would have been at shorts and sandies two months ago. Hello. I will be there I that's just all night long just give me chocolate espresso in chocolate cups. I am sold hell. Yeah So then we see LVP talking to Greg. Okay, I corrected jerk. So LVP is like what happened to your omits in a sting darling and Like what happened to your armats in a sling darling? And corrects like, ah, motorcycle accident. Oh, I thought it was from strangling the tombs. Ha, ha, ha. And he goes, well, that would be both hands.

But yeah, thanks. She didn't mean it seriously. Because yeah, and I don't know how you do it. I mean, you try to get everyone on the same page. It's not just about drinking, buying drinks for people to shake and hands. And she goes, but that's where this drinks lie. Yeah, he's like, yeah, well, I understand it was going to be a learning

curve, but I didn't realize how much. I mean, they know nothing about the business. Greg basically wants to say to Lisa Vanderpump, what the fuck are you? Are you getting, what are you doing over at your bars? They are not learning anything. Like, he's like, I think he wants like both Blamer and also vent to her, like restaurant tour to restaurant tour. Yeah, she's like, no think he wants like both Blamer and also vent to her like restaurant or restaurant tour.

Yeah, she's like, no. She's straight up does Blamer. She's like, I think it must have gotten lost in communication. They literally don't know anything. They're stupid. They're cute and they're on a TV. So that's why you give them 5%. That's it.

Yeah, she literally says that. She's like, like, they, what they should've done was just capitalizing their social media and their charm. That's what we did. Yeah, it was like they're a marketing arm essentially. Yeah, but then he goes, yeah, but it's like you raise teenagers and you send them out into the world and now I have to deal with them.

And she says, oh darling, you adopted my children. Thank you. You guys, can I give them bags? It doesn't look like that. It was great. She just was like, nope, nope. This is your problem, sir. No, he just threw him right under the bus, too. You're so good.

I'm like, does he want people to come to your restaurant? I mean, come on, dude. Now, by the way, now this moment here, this is a real problem moment for me, because Ali says to James, a bunch of them sitting around, she goes, James, will you play some Shania and Lala goes, Shania Twain, please don't. Okay Lala, you can remove yourself from Bravo right now.

This is a gay friendly network. I dare you. I don't know, I'm all for Dissing Shania Twain. I don't know why. I don't know. Okay, enjoy that on Instagram comments, Ronny. Enjoy that. Don't hey girls. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don Actually, you know what? Actually, you know what? I'm sorry. I will give Lala an out because if she was responding to the fact that Jackson, Brittany, that their first dance was like,

like, we made it, then I will allow her to have some PTSD from, uh, since Schneider-Twein PTSD from that wedding. So I am going to give that sliver of consideration. Some post traumatic scenario to Wayne. E.T. Post D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. cool that chocolate is made out of chocolate. Baba, remember when you used to like pour the chocolate on top of ice cream and then way to get hard and then you would take it off and put it upside down and then you know pour salad into it and eat your salad out of it like a bowl. It's like that. And she's like, yeah, it like has good vibes I guess.

I guess, wow, you could not have given me a better compliment, because no amount of success could replace being with my family when they needed me the most, or being with you. Yeah, I felt like I got sucked into a parallel universe, and of course I let myself get sucked into a parallel universe. Sorry, I'm just really still thinking about that. Magic Shell situation there. It's kind of like our relationship, huh? Yeah, kind of like nice at first but then brittle and fell apart really easily and maybe not quite as great as it seemed to look. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, like this restaurant

like broke us like that magic shell broke that salad. So was it worth that? And he's like, Oh, don't say that. I'm not answering that. I just don't want you to feel like I choose this place to review. First of all, you did. Did. Okay. And second of all, Katie, your marriage sucked way before this. Start.

Well, Katie's, Katie's like, well, you chose a lot over me. You never chose me on any side. And any argument, even when I was trying to have your back and it made me think that you didn't like me, which I think is 100% true. And I like that. I like my heart kind of breaks for her because like he was, he never chose her. You know, she was purposely starting fights with Tom Sandeval to like get her way in there. And a part of that, like, this is all last season stuff, but a part

of that I was on her side with, because if they're married, that is half her money. So she would have a say, but it's like they're doing this new thing finally on their own. And she's inserting herself and fighting all the time. And then wanting him to choose her over his business partner, you know, it's like, I don't know. I can't. This couple has never been right. It is sad to see people break up and be sad, but even though I think Katie is the right one in this situation, I don't love her all the time, but this is so much better for her.

I'm just so glad she's gonna get all life away from this. Oh, it's so much better. Yeah, so she said, she's like, you know, all the marital issues or problems that we've been having, it's like personified in this bar like this bar Was the other woman in our marriage and now I'm standing inside of her now and the music is like So she goes you know a lot of things I was choosing to ignore and act like it was okay But it wasn't okay and he's like yeah, I'm trying to move forward and not be myself up too much

But I'm self-aware I'm self-aware. I'm self-aware. And then now he's crying. And he's like, I was watching the notebook and I see with Gosling and it's like pouring rain and he's like, he was never over and it's still not over. And I was like, maybe I should have had more of that. More Ryan Gosling in our marriage. I knew I should have bought that poster when I had the chance.

God, I really could have just been more like Ryan Gosling in our marriage. I knew I should have bought that poster when I had the chance. God, I really could have just been more like Ryan Gosling. And he's like, but I'm so madly in love with his bar and this concept. And sometimes I ask myself, was it worth it? It's like, yeah, was it worth it? Katie, say me. It's a restaurant opening. Fucking a, let me at least have his opening. But also, like, you literally didn't even ask yourself that. Katie asked you that.

And now you're co-opting Katie's question to yourself. She literally said, wasn't worth it. He's answering it. He's answering it. He's like, yes, like he's even the fact that he asked a question is hilarious. He's like, sorry, just a restaurant over you. Hope you like your espresso shot.

It's on the house, stupid. And then he goes off and drives very quickly through the streets of LA. He's like, I just wanted more of mine, Gosling. Drive. So that was the end of the episode. And wow, it was great. So everyone, thanks so much for being here, for listening, and for watching. Hello, everyone.

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