Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Daily Flail Party

Episode Date: February 6, 2019

TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 and 9, then we're hitting up the Just For Laughs Comedy fest in Vancouver. Then Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Irvine, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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island. Hello, Ben. Hi, everyone. Yeah, there's a new episode of Real House where the kitchen island went up last week. So go check that out on YouTube. Just search for on YouTube. Whoa. That's so exciting. Also exciting. We are leaving. We're going to Dallas. We're so excited. Yeah. controversy in Dallas. My goodness. Wow. They're both going to Dallas. We're so excited. So there's controversy in Dallas, my goodness. Wow. They're both going to be great shows. OK, Friday night, there's tickets open.

We're going to recap real housewives and New Jersey there. So come, I mean, what the hell? What else you got to do? OK, football's over. Get over it. Yeah, yeah. There's like literally nothing else

to do on a Friday night now. And not that football was on the night. Yeah, Friday night. And it's high school. Yeah, I'm the greatest city's ever. There's nothing going on. So come see yours. Yeah, like what are you going to be doing?

You're going to be like sitting home, like watching sausages, simmer, and water. No, come to our show. You're going to have a great time. Yeah, do that. And then Saturday as well, that sold out. But thank you to everyone who's coming. We're so excited.

That's going to be our biggest show to date. Just so you can see. Saturday's show is going to be huge. We're so excited. And then tomorrow to be our biggest show to date. Yeah, this is how it is. Show it's gonna be huge. We're so excited. And then tomorrow we're going to do this TV party thing again. We're on TV party right now. So hi, everybody on TV party. You can also find these videos on our Patreon. So go if you want to watch this on your smart TV, suppose your stupid plug in TV. Feel free to do that. And that's it. Tomorrow we're going to be on doing below deck.

And after Dallas, we're going to be in Vancouver for the just for last comedy festival. And then after that, lots of places. Go to watch it crappens.com. And there's a calendar with all of our places coming up. Yeah, you might be surprised that we're coming to see you. So we really are everywhere. So yeah, but yeah, Dallas, there's only like four days left, three days, four days, something like that. I don't know, like not much time left.

I almost feel like Ronnie, we should put up like a little ticker on our podcast. It says 23 hours into the Dallas show when Nick Elaine arrives with his Maestro lamps. Do it. I'm all for a ticker. Ron is distracted by something I can see. Now here's the thing. TV party has outed you. I hate that you don't see what I'm doing on here. Ron is totally distracted.

And we all can see you. It's not just me. We all can see you right now. I was making a segue in demand of from rules. You're like, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm talking.

I'm going to do stuff. Now I wasn't like texting or anything. I was just adjusting. Like it looks like I'm like, I'm talking, I'm gonna do stuff. Now I wasn't like texting or anything. I was just adjusting, like it looks crazy. We've got two cameras, a light, and this is, look, I still look like poop.

I still look like an eye-bigger poop, okay? I just have, yeah, I just have my phone up. I have a very low tech option here. It's almost as if you are throwing a daily mail party and nothing is working, Ronnie. I like that they're acting like daily mail is, I don't know, what's a big thing? I mean, their acting daily mail is big, but they're acting like daily mail is like the New York times. Yeah. Like, like, Anna Winters about to come by with Rihanna, you know, it's,

it's like a girl named like Joan who just got her nails done at Happy Nails, and she's like, I'm going to party tonight. Yeah, but I'm happy, because it said Happy Nails. Yes, this is Hedge and Smile. She's like, ah! Like, she's obviously some crazy person, you know, she doesn't care. They don't even have toilets that work.

And she's like, it's great! Everything's great! So, yeah, the episode begins with this, like, like countdown of death a timer on the bottom of the screen. It's like God see might as well have been in that show cheese. I know rent for all that gave us the might as well have been Vanderpump Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe. Ooh, Santa Fe will be nice. As many of you guys know, dude, tonight's episode of Vanderpump Rules

was supposed to be live, but Tom Schwartz broke his legs. So you're gonna see mostly pre-recorded stuff until the very, very hand when we hug Lisa and that'll be live, dude. Is that what happened on rent? Oh yeah, oh yeah, that was the big thing with rent was that. And by the way, our friend Emerson was on there and he was just adorable on it. Yeah, you know, it was the big live thing in the night before during address rehearsal. One

of the leads, the guy who plays like the guitarist. Oh, Roger. Roger. He, uh, he wrote, hurts himself, set up Roger. All you have to do is fucking stand there anyway. Okay. We'll announce. Now, yeah. Well, that was actually one of the controversies because he was supposed to be, um, he broke his foot during the dress rehearsal the night before. So they had to basically air footage from the dress rehearsal for about like 95% of the show. And then the last like the last scene they had them there with his like full on boot on his foot.

And they did like a little PSA at the first commercial break that said, you know, sometimes in theater things happen and while we wanted this to be live, we unfortunately Roger broke his foot. So we have to do this recording. There's a whole point of a live show. If Roger broke his foot. So we have to do this recording. There's a whole point of a live show if Roger broke his foot, wheel his ass out there. So while... Exactly.

And while the show is happening, while we were watching the dress rehearsal, apparently he was out there in his little wheelchair. And they were doing the show because there was a live audience up there. So they were still doing the show and he was just in his wheelchair. I'm like, why don't they not show that? So Roger and the wheelchair is 2019. We need a Roger in a wheelchair in 2019. Yeah, it's okay if his part of the choreo doesn't work. That's I think we all understand. He's in a wheelchair. He broke his foot like America can occasionally be reasonable.

Yeah, but I guess the character Roger wouldn't pay for a wheelchair because he's cheap and that's why they don't want to pay rent. Okay, you know, can suck a dick. Everyone I wish you would see it because there was a lot of, it was like, we'll talk about that on the business episode. We'll talk about this episode. Give me a little talk about rent. I'm Ben, I'm sorry I called you to Tawatt. You're welcome.

Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks. I just had to write that back because it's my favorite one. That's okay. All right, I can stop my Tawatt apology timer, which has now been at seven days, 14 hours, 32 minutes and 12 seconds. Okay, thank you.

Okay, so we go to Tom Tom. Otherwise known as... Nick, Elaine, Nicole, Elaine. Nick, Nick. Nick, Nick, Elaine, Elaine. Where nothing is ready. There's no toilet, there's no lights, there's no food. I mean, it basically sounds like a van der Pumper Estrat,

you know, P.O. outside in the bush. That's why they have such big planters there, you know? Yeah, I actually think it's an improvement. I mean, I think I'd rather have no food than some nasty ass frozen baby shrimp that are like piled onto a salad again. So, so Nicolaine is like putting up chandeliers.

Shhh, nice job, is that work? Do not bother him. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhhump saying that every day about something like I'm worried about the shantelias She'd be like the person you have like a really annoying political argument about where you're like you know I like the issue like the like there's just like rampant racism in this country. Well, I'll tell you one thing I'm worried about the chandeliers Yeah, it comes into every facet of her conversations. She's just in the stoplight waiting for someone to cross like She's redoing her license all these questions, but not a question about the chandeliers. I'm worried about the chandeliers

I'm here to help the dogs in Ulynn stop being made into tacos and to help the dogs in Yulin stop being made into tacos and chandeliers. We're about chandeliers. We're about the chandeliers. We're about the Yulinies chandeliers. She's on an airplane. They're going over the safety precautions. Excuse me, Miss. At what point are we going to discuss what we should do about the chandeliers?

I'm worried about the chandeliers. I mean, priority boarding. I'm worried about the chandelas. I mean priority boarding. I'm worried about the Chandleas. So Tom and Ariana are in a Mercedes. Are we just pretending that everyone's making this money being a waiter now on this show? I'm driving a bence, okay? You're okay with our tender. They're all are driving fancy cars. So yeah, so they're making a checklist because of the day before the big daily mail party and Tom is like going nuts. He's like, um, you need to make sure that the ice is working. I got a bash mix like 900 cocktails.

I'm worried about the chandeliers now. There's uniforms. There's a pottle. Dude, there's a pottle. Oh, they've been repeat two picks. All lives. Not all. What about the chandelier, bro? I gotta tell Tom what a what a tampon is I gotta do that

Make sure I don't forget I mean ariana deals with it in the best way ever. She just rolls her eyes. She's like Was like it's like a baby, so I just let him run it out I watch this never gonna be a personal assistant I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. in the Ben Mandelker style, he like jumps out and when he comes back he's like, oh, it's like you could hear like the action music playing.

He's like, dude, I almost got hit by a car and that was like a half of my weight. He's like, I almost got hit by the hippie. Which now you're in a band and you hate the hippies. You see, we're all going back to rent. It's all right. 525 Goddamning uniforms. So he's slipping out of over the uniforms and I love that they end up being crap in blue. Yeah,

it's perfect. Thanks for the shout out. Thanks for the shout out, Tom, Tom. Yeah, really. So then Rekellen James are at home and Rekelle poor Rekelle. I mean, she can't even get a dog to like her. She's like, I know. Graham,

Graham, Graham and the dog is just like, please just throw me off the balcony already. The dogs like six times full of bitch. Woof woof. So, so very elitist. So which by the way, if you name your dog Graham, it's going to be a elitist. So, delicious cracker. I just bought some crackers Because I made a Graham cracker crust for a key lime pie Wow because I watched the great British baking show and someone made a key lime pie And then I couldn't control myself and it's like I need to make a key lime pie plus we also had Amazing key lime pie in South Carolina. I refused to watch that show because I just get fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter

and fatter and fatter. Don't say popovers. Popovers. So James is like sitting at the table drafting an apology letter to Randall and I know he's not even serious about it because he's like handwriting it and he's like I'm like I think anyone this is 2019 or 2018 when they shot this like I think much anyone's gonna draft it on a laptop Even your no top of your zone. Yeah Yeah, he's handwriting and he's doing it like schoolwork and he's you know

He's writing like I feel like every American writes now because we don't know how to write. Yeah. Who writes things with a pencil? It's hard, okay. My hands are like, oh, can't do. I'm worried about the channel. Lear's well. Like my hands can't do it. But he's trying really hard and he's drafting this letter and he's like, this is bad. Okay, this is what it says so far. It says rental. Everything I said is disrespectful but I'll take it back That's not a good letter. That's not how that's not how apology works Remember when I said you were fat you were fat man. I take it back love James fat man. Do you have fat man? Do you have fat man turns out as fat as I thought it just turns out I'm really skinny so everyone looks fat to me

Remember I told you fat man two lines ago I thought it just turns out I'm really skinny so everyone looks back to me. I'm sorry. I told you fat man two lines ago. I take it back fat man. Oh, I did it again. Right man. Yeah, fat man. I'm worried about the chandeliers. I don't know why.

So Rickels, Rickels, like all nervous because she's like has an opinion about something or the producer's order to say something. So she's like has an opinion about something or the producer's order to say something so she's like James Used it up for me when La La said disrespectful things about me and now you're gonna try to men things with her like You guys are just gonna become friends now You guys are just gonna become friends now. I was like, what am I gonna do?

Are you gonna go on like private friend time? And then when am I supposed to do just sit here while you're having private law time? I'm just supposed to sit here with Graham. Graham's like, kill me now. Kill me quickly. Kill me painlessly, but just kill me now. Someone needs to put some batteries inside Rekel.

She seems to be shorting out a little bit. I know. She's like, I used to have this Star Wars little slick gun, like a Jedi gun. And I made a noise like, but then the battery started to go start to run down and I was like, and that's how we were like, we're like, Cal, that's how she's like, Jedi gun. She was like Oh, and that's like where the cow's head said I got

What am I gonna do while you're off with Lala multiplication? We all know how that turned out And he's like okay then fine I might be best he's a little lower than saves me from writing things and throws it away and then Tom too comes in gosh always just had it like a stiff upper lip where he's just like gosh or is he officially bowed hoxed out he's like well dude I don't want to tell you anything or boss you around or anything like that It's like he's doing a Jack Nicholson impersonation. Yeah, he's a twink. Yeah, and he's like, oh man

I just want to go over the music for the big part. I mean, I'm not gonna tell you what to do And he's like you can you're my boss. Whoa I'm gonna smell Oh, I've never been called that before. Whoa. Okay. Go pick that up. Whoa. He's blue by the way. Tom looks like he's been drowned. He's got a blue a blue tone to his flesh. I'm not really sure what's going on with Tom. I just want to point these things out in case something does happen. People could say Ronnie saw the signs. Yeah. He's really dead. Early in the process. Mm hmm. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. So he's like, God, you know, he's set today for me. But yeah, he's like, um, you know, I mean,

you're going to be good, right? I mean, I don't want to bring up something that's going to hurt you. But like, you're over the girls night thing, right? And he's like, I'm not over it, but I'm not sold to either. I mean where am I supposed to do this? My fucking night My Tuesday night show, well, I but why I spun spun music next to a pizza oven. That was my night That was my life and then Rick Lada And Billy asked me to come to girls night and I was like thinking of going Fucking Rick L what a hypocrite no James flies off the handle he's like you're going you're going oh really and I can't

make friends with Lola but you're gonna go to girls night but your holes on a bar taking shots at the goddamn whole bar yeah he's just like I mean I mean he is right because it is so hypocritical that she's making him tear up an apology letter to Randall and then she's gonna go Just like hang out like he hang out with all those girls when they're the ones who've done such like they're the ones who like in his mind I've done such terrible things to him, you know, yeah, and she's like that. Why not and he's like a contradiction babe She's like, but I'm not going for Lala and that's my point. I don't want to hang out with Lala. I thought a contradiction was and but foreign yet. Where did I contradict? Oh my god, I haven't been to the doctors in so long. It's like not contracts. So he's like, uh, Tom number two is like, relax bro, don't get mad.

I didn't mean to set you off. Oh, yes, you did. Mm hmm. I said I'm off, but it's still fun. So thanks for doing it. So James is like freaking out and then he goes and solves in the bathroom like a little baby. And then he comes back in crying and he's like, oh, a short thing I'm losing my shit

because you're going to go back to the girls and say, Uh, they're lost this shit again. Which he does. Tom immediately does. Don't say I'm being content. Jess, okay, I'm just having a conversation. Man to man. Man to man. That's like, it's like, it's.

It's a surprise. Yeah, that's, that's like everything to do. I'm a man to man. Man to man. And then I'm pissing. I hate Katie for it. I hate him. All right.

And he's like, dude, you did it yourself. Don't skate. Go Katie. He's like, I know, but I hate Katie for it. I hate him more at me. He's like, dude, you did it yourself. Don't skate, go Katie. He's like, I know, but I'll hit only them. I'm most most new about it. They'll be getting drunk like holes on a ball. What am I supposed to do? I'm not allowed to get drunk, though. Okay, first of all, yes, they're getting drunk at work.

I think that that's a given that you get drunk at work. How's could you work there? Okay, you have to be drunk, but they're not like calling people like fat whores or whatever you know, don't make me stick up for those bitches. Please. Yeah. All they're doing is just basically making Shina feel like shit, but you know, I think that's within their right. Yeah. Making Shina feel like shit. It's an ongoing basis. Yeah, like I think that's just sort of like when you start working at, at sort of one of, one of the privileges is the ability to make Shina feel like shit. Yeah, not that it's a nice thing or the right thing to do, but it's just something that

comes with the job. Yeah, just in general in West Hollywood, when you see some, when you hear somebody call Adam, for no reason, you're just allowed to hit them. Like that's the only time you're really about to use violence. Yeah. Yeah. So she knows she knows I just like the thirsty she knows to the place of the biggest beverage sign I've ever seen. It's like this big.

It's like, like thirst, thirst trap, thirst trap for Sina. I know exactly. So she walks into a career or a cafe or whatever. She's like Can I just join Machiado like I really want to actually just have sex with the Machiado After if the Machiado was named a whom I totally have sex with my dog. Tell anybody tell everybody Haven't you heard? Oh my god. I totally have sex with the auto Machi guys. I don't know if you heard, did you hear? Did you hear?

Oh my god, you have great eyes. Almost as good as eyes as my automatic yada hat. So Lala comes to him saying, Hey baby, last thing you're pretty fast, baby booboo, baby booboo, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, so she knows like flirting with this obviously gay and bring you stash, like you're ever really pretty eyes.

The people's hand out to you all a lot and he goes all the time. I said, ew. Oh gross. This town like seriously blow it up. Just be I'm dumb with this town. Dude double as a cabana boy. He's like, what? She's turning into that mad TV character.

She doesn't even know it. You know, Cabana boy. That lady who's like all-tanned. It's her agency. I don't remember. Yeah. From that TV, from back of the day, because I'm old.

Who's right after I love Lucy, I'm worried about the chandeliers. So they are meeting to, Mala's like, you're the China, it's like calling for every deck ever. It's like, not every deck ever so not every day I'm not so I want back to put you talking about having you hard. Nobody told her about all of them Really? You don't know I didn't know I'm telling you oh my god like I guess I just have to tell you okay

So this is why I was I don't know what what was that Sounds like a garbage disposal. That sucks. And then Mama's like great. So the reason I'm having coffee with you is because no one will film with you and I'm taking everyone to the mystical town of Solving on the Peach. Yeah, you know, like, hey, excuse me. So you know, I like ask of like 50 like 50 words for sn... snow, like ski snow and a ski and a snow. So I have like 50 words for private jets.

So like the PJ, beach, etc. Like, blah, blah, please stop. Please. I'm still trying to like you. You know what's weird? Like, I hate La La on this show, but like, I like her. I think she's funny. I just, I just, my head's always in my hand. hand I don't know what this I don't know what to know about Lala. I know it's funny It makes me sad because I'm old and so I see Lala as a child like my niece and I should help raise You know and if my niece came to me and she's like I'm blowing some fat guy for a ride on a private jet Would I be happy that she's making an effort to like pollute the earth more because you know I love some pollution

Yeah, or like how should I feel like okay? that she's making an effort to like pollute the Earth more because you know I love some pollution. Yeah. Or like how should I feel like okay, she blew this fat guy and got in the terrible like straight to iTunes movie. Should I be proud like it's still making an effort? I mean, I give blue jobs away for free. So why not aim the blow job? You know what I mean? I'm just conflicted.

Yeah, it's hard. I, let's say, about's hard. I, let's say about a lot. Oh, you know what's funny is that on TV party, your screen on mine has been frozen for the past 10 minutes. Frozen is in this image of you just rolling around like this, which has been great because it's really like captures the spirit of Vanderpump rules. It's like watching it and being on it.

It froze my soul. Because that's what it looks like. It also makes me feel like every time I tell a joke, you're just going to just, it's my soul. What do you want? It is. So Lala's inviting pretty much all the girls

to go on the peach, to go up to Solvang, which I think is hilarious because Billy Lee, she really, see, she really died on the wrong hill. She died on the girls' night hill. She needed to die on the Pee Chill. Like that's something. Like, it's like, this is how the Vanimpom, uh, uh, Vanimpom from Rules Girls really act. It's like, listen, you want to know what it's like to be excluded? Okay, this is what it's like to be excluded. We're all going on a private jet on a trip. All expense paid without

you. That's excretion. All expenses paid to solving. I mean, it's like, it's like really close, you guys. And it's like some tourists hand you drink wine in. Okay. It's not really that big deal. But she said, we're going on a piece to Disneyland. It's like, oh, you're on it often five minutes. Can we check out page shows, do you guys, huh? Thanks. It's kind of my thing. Yeah. So basically, she's bringing her to invite her,

but also to try and warn her that she's really annoying and everybody hates her. And she's trying to explain it in a way that doesn't sound too mean. She's like, look, I've observed that with me and you, like, we can like totally talk about whatever we want. Like if you want to go on and on about Adam incessantly and like, you know, your poor boyfriend who has, who owns nothing that flies, I mean, that's fine. Like, I can take it. But you know, when you're with the other girls and she's like, yeah,

then Mala tells us, I can see why the other girls think that she's a little annoying, because she's a little annoying, like. Yeah. And then we get a flashbacks of talking incessantly about Rob, which was really wonderful for all of us. And then so now she starts to choke Rob.

She's like, I just thought, I've been trying really hard to have a friendship with Christian Kidding and Stasi. And I don't know, we, we're just gonna be like, so close and like, it's crazy. I'm like, I sort of like miss it. I'm like, oh, poor Shina, she goes to the cycle. Like, this is what, like, we're going on like, 15 years of the cycle of like, yeah.

Definitely against the mean girls, and then, but secretly wanting their approval. And then she finally becomes friends with them, and then she falls out with them, and she gets angry at them, and then she wants to be back with them again. Well, she becomes friends with them when they need somebody and they're fighting with each other And then they totally use her in the second they get their friend back. They're like bye bitch Yeah, and immediately dump her so I was like oh

Shushu shushu shushu shushu shushu She just can't win. I got my mother does go never I never I never And she's like and you never well She's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, We're very basic people's, people magazine crossword. You're just never going to win. Never going to win. So Jackson Tom are next and they're talking to, oh, they're at Sir, well, Jackson, it's Girls night in. Yeah. Oh, wait, sorry, I skipped, I'm sorry, I saw Katie and I immediately just skipped something. So Jackson Brit are pretending that they're like totally newlyweds again. I'm really sick of

this Jackson Brit thing. I need to stop. I need them to stop. They're awful. They're so. Hi, I'm Superb. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not into this Jack's rehab campaign, like image rehab. And then meanwhile, another part of the bar, Schwartz is talking to Stasi about how he went and saw James and James's reaction to the whole thing. And he's like, yeah, I told James about Girls Night in and he really started to flip out, oh, Girls Night in and that was my night, et cetera. And I was like, you know what's funny? Is that Schwartz totally did not say the part where James,

where James said, oh, Katie, oh, Katie, you said much. Because Schwartz knows that the moment that he says that James said that, Katie would be like, and what'd you say? Did you defend me? What'd you do? Which of course, you really did not do it all. Yeah, but also James, I don't think that James said

horse on the bar. I was joking about that in the scene before because that's the top part. He said, oh, he did. No, he said that in the scene before, because that's what Tom said. Oh, he did. No, he said, like, that we, like, oh, we're showing up as like girls and like, that's, oh, we're showing up in,

in lingerie, in lingerie, like sluts, get drunk or something like that. Oh, I didn't know he said slits. I remember him saying like, we're showing, they're showing up in lingerie and getting wasted on the bar, but I don't remember him saying slits. But then, yeah, Tom's like, yeah, and he said those horse on the bar,

why are you doing that? Like, why are you just starting shit? You're such an asshole. He shows up trying to be not to pretend he's nice to James. And then he totally gives him up. And then he tries to look like the good guy again where he's like, oh, but I really feel bad for him. Oh, that's great because you just told all these girls

who are totally hating on him. They called him all horrors. Nice job, Tom. Yeah, exactly. And Katie's like, well, I don't really care how James is feeling. He doesn't give a fuck about how I'm feeling. So why should I give a fuck if he's sad? Yeah, which is how I feel every time you talk about falling through skylights.

Hey, Katie, you haven't asked us how we feel. So why should we care about your skylight? So then when you were 16, I might add before everybody gets all pissy. So then I love that she totally wasted all that goodwill too, because the memory of people that it's like, oh, Katie can just say she fell through a skylight one time and has post-traumatic stress syndrome. And that's why she was a bitch for a year, which was such bullshit. And screw all of you who yelled at me online about that because now look here she is right back to being her horrible self and then she's already forgotten it

like okay not a bit thick again thankfully you know that that runs in the family in this cast because you know I don't want to see people grow I want to see them grow old and fat yeah yeah it's time for commercial it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Tom Sandvall and Jack are talking about the Daily Mail party and all that stuff. And so Lisa walks up and Lisa is like, she has the weirdest look. She's wearing like all black, like all the way up to her like her neck. And then there's like little lacy collar,

it was like a lizard beef in era. Like tiny little, like little doily collar. But then there was like a black pussy bow behind it. And the black pussy bow was over some pearls. It was just like all sorts of things jumbled around like her neck. It was very like, it it was tinsley Ethan area The tinsley it's like tinsley if tinsley were worried about chandeliers

I'm so worried. I don't know what I'm putting on my neck anymore. I'm just putting things there to distract from the chandelier So Jackson's not cooked at it all like It's gonna be a great night to talk to him. Those are huge, stately male. Huge. So, uh, Vanderprem can say, and she's like, Oh, word about the Sandalie as much me too. Now make me something extra ordinary.

I've brought in envelope. It's a vanilla envelope, so that means business! I love that Vanderpump is consistent with her fake props. Yeah. Mnila envelope. I am a businesswoman, Anna, I carry a manila and who loves filled with business and business such. Here's a businessy business business, sign it with your business pen, and add it back

to me over the business career! Tom Sandevol and Tom Schwarzke are switching this Manila envelope, is it money? No, it's business. You only put business in business, business envelopes. And she's like normally with such a tiny little thing like five percenters. I like to do business on a envelopes. And she's like, normally with such a tiny little thing like five percenters. I like to do business on a hand shake, but they insist it on paper.

Of course you want to do shit on a hand shake. No, ma'am. So shady. No, ma'am, you say box. Yeah, I guess we should address that there was this whole thing that came out over the past week, that Nini Leaks has claimed me that she wanted a bi-pump and that Lisa Vanderpump told her not to bi-pump and then Lisa Vanderpump went and bought Pump. This is what Nini claims on the Jenny McCarthy show. She acts apparently when

she first mentioned it, she accidentally said it was Lisa Rina, who she had a beef with and she's like, no, no, it wasn't Lisa Rina, Lisa Vanderpump. and she's like no no it was Lisa Rina Lisa had a pump but uh... this is like the the the oddest thing and i don't know if i truly believe it like i can't imagine Lisa i mean nini deciding that she all of a sudden just wants to buy a bar on the corner of raper to the mnemonic of bill of art well it's the block that Lisa already has a restaurant on first of all so it you know that Lisa's gonna be a real house was of real house life of Beverly Hills who owns a restaurant

with the show based on it on that block and isn't thinking, oh, maybe I'll expand to gay people, maybe make a gay bar. I'm Surnini, whatever. And then he was also like, it was like this hobble that was in disrepair. I was like, it was a Java detour. I think it was like fully functional.

She's making it, she made it sound like it's this empty piece of land Which it was not it never was it was it was a string of shit businesses until upon I get over and the only reason it's successful now is because it has a TV show attached to it You know where people think they're gonna see stars. Neenie wouldn't keep that shit open in two second for two seconds No, no, I can't even imagine what Neenie would put in there, but it would be a full-on disaster. It could, yeah. No, I do believe that she would say something like, I saw a place and Lisa would go, take it.

I do believe that she would do that, but I don't believe that Lisa got this idea to open this restaurant just because Mimi wanted to. That's just, no. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Would Lisa be shady and steal it? Yes, of course. But Mimi just said, the way that Mimi puts everything, she's like, she's sitting there with this dog that won't even crawl. The count even cross. She said something like that. So the fight we didn't know we needed. Here it is. I know. Exactly.

This is so ridiculous. A crossover fight over pump. So, um, so Lala, meanwhile, is inviting Ariana and Stasi on the girl strip up to Solving. And Lala's like, I just really want to get you guys like just like, white girl wasted Skisky, you know? And we're just gonna like fuel the J and like, head on up there. Yeah, I really don't like cars. So we're gonna take the peeds. What's the point of flying a private plane if you don't even have time to enjoy the amenities, you know?

I don't know. I think it's it's gross. I think the whole thing is gross. So it's like a party bus. And they can like have fun and like, you know, the poll and just laugh or whatever as closely. I don't, I don't know. I see the future and it's just not bright. You know what I mean? Like now you're bragging about you're going gonna be trying to make the bus sound like it's the best thing ever in a few years when he finds another

Like a skinny little Lala who's 20 something years old, you know, sorry, but he did it before patterns, okay? Patterns guys and then Stasi single-handedly like makes the beehive just crumble into itself Which is like I feel like Beyonce now. I'm like who run the world? I've just crumbled into itself and she's like, I feel like Beyonce now. I'm like, who run the world? Girls are going to soul thing to get white girl wasted. Oh, good. So let's see. Yance is like, I retire.

I retire. Yeah, I retire. Wait, I'm back. I'm retired. Wait, I'm back. She goes on tour with me. Well, I'm almost.

Bobo. So Tom Tom. BoboO. and Mama's B.O.B.O. So TomTom B.O.B.O. TomTom McLean B.O.B.O So she's like, we still don't have everything ready for our huge illustrious party Everything must come off the bar sandy sandy Like there's not even someone there named Sandy she just become totally delusional at this point. My dad just sent me a forward forward young ventriloquist. What a talent.

Thanks dad. I'm glad I have notifications turned on. So yeah, I mean at least it's not some like political bullshit but still I'm like I know my No, I didn't. They're like Ronnie really. Ronnie will love this ventriloquist. Yeah. The study with to Ronnie. It could be political. You know, you never know who's running for office these days. You get tricked. A ventriloquist is running for office.

So anyway, he's like, I didn't say that. So, oh, really? I think we do. I did. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Yes, I did. Sorry.

So anyway, four hours, three minutes, twenty nine seconds into the party and the chandeliers. Still very worried. And then the times are, can you believe we're creating the first drinks ever served? I'm like, poor Pan, he never gets credit for anything. Pandora's sitting at at home cutting her in her thighs and why didn't they let Pandora come over and help you know She's probably in the back. I can't relax. She's fine There she's not fine. You know she was outside. They're like clean the inside of the dumpstep Pandora Well the boys take credit for a menu for your drinks. I like Pandora. Those are days with like random like dull activities like of your drinks. I feel like Pandora fills her days with random,

like dull activities, like perusing the Harry and David catalog and then calling their customer service and then inquiring about a basket and if the basket can be shipped to Florida and then deciding that she maybe doesn't want a shipped to Florida after all, but thanking them for their help anyway. And she's like, guess what Jason I called Harry and David today and I found out they do in fact ship to Florida after all, but thanking them for their help anyway. And she's like, guess what, Jason, I called having in David today,

and I found out they do in fact, ship to Florida, but I didn't commit to it yet. Like, wow, one of the things. I'm into her on Pinterest commenting on like, Macaron post, like, how to find the perfect color for the green macaron. I find that it's much easier with the past statue oil, although the fat does affect the dough.

You know. I think she actually probably does that. I mean, maybe she's like, you know, maybe she's just like bringing back the divine addiction. You know, maybe that's like, maybe it's time for a relaunch. It happens. So I didn't fiction anyway.

Then we get a new song by Trixie Monaco, because I'm in it for the chase. In it for the race. I'm gonna win first place. That's a growl. There's Pandora probably wrote that one. Or I'll sing it, I'll sing it only because I like Pandora. It's not a good song, okay Pandora. You have to be better. You have to be better Pandora. Okay Paul. 60% of those lyrics were mine. The others were Pandora's. Lisa said that I'd be able to write all the songs for the show and next thing I know she's handing over Songwriting duties to Pandora. It's just not right.

You were late with your lyrics! Artistry takes time, Lisa. So Jackson Brick got to some lobster place or whatever and then we get this other scene where we're supposed to feel bad for Jackson. First he starts with like I'm gonna be bloated coming Out of here sodium overload like Sodium, huh, you know, ask him as have 20 different words for or 50 different words for igloos or whatever How many do you guys have for coke so far? Pasta and sodium and you know blow

You know, I only just learned about cook bloat last night. No joke really? Yeah, I'm actually surprised I haven't learned it already based on like all the various Discussions of antipromptu rules, but I had no idea about cook bloat and then I was like I can't wait to tell Ronnie And then I was like Ronnie probably already knows I know about it. Yeah, I figured but like I was really excited to learn about it I was like, oh my god like that that jacks makes so much more sense now. Yes, I understand coke bloat and I decided regular bloat was the way from one thing I don't need another thing that bloats me.

How about that? How about I'll go with my subway sandwiches bloat. Yeah, yeah. So Jackson, Brittany, you're there and he's like, wow, it's the last year in my 30s. And she's like, you'll be a man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait my 30s. That's my 30s. Last year being single. Yeah, I'm going to two for there. Yeah, Brittany, I hope you heard the key words that this is an excuse to cheat on you for the next year. When it gets caught, put us to last year of my 39s. And then Jackson, Brittany, being the expert entrepreneurs that they are like, you know,

oh, we should have brought our beer cheese here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This would have been a great place. Oh, oh, the next time we got to bring it like this, you know, we should have brought our beer cheese here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, this would have been a great place. Oh, oh, next time we got to bring it like this beer cheese lobster beer, like, you know, it's how it all happens. Yes, a coagulated velvet. It just asked him to throw it in the microwave to taste your beer cheese. You're weird as so Jenny calls and she's like, oh my god, mom, Jenny is a sister or his sister.

She's just like, Chris, what? She's speed. I like that. She spoke just like, oh my god, mom, any of his sister or his sister. She's just like, Kristen, too. What? She's speed. I like that. She spoke just like Kristen. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dog. Happy up day to you.

Happy up day to you. It looked like a monkey and you smell like one, too. But. So she calls. And she's like, but what about mom? Does she call you? Uh, and he's like, no, she's texted me. She's texted me, but you know, she's supposed to call me because every year she calls me. What did Jack do to his mother? Let's stop pretending that his mother is some horrible villain who did something to Jack's.

Yeah, I'm only hearing Jack's side of the story and guess what? I am not buying it. Okay, Jack's is some Jack's full of some bullshit and you know, he did something to that poor woman after taking care of that dad with cancer for all this time. And now he's trying to badmouth her on national TV and making her look bad. And is she being a Bethany's mother and going off and selling stories about what a shithead Jackson's? No, she's not, she's tank quiet,

which proves that she's a good mother. You're an asshole, Jackson. Shame on you, sir. Yeah, it does this whole thing about how like every birthday, the first person we'd call would be my dad and every birthday, the first person we'd call would be my dad and every birthday, the first person we'd call was my mom. I'm like, and she would call and just tell the story of my birth and she would just start in saying,

I was 38 years ago and I was having contractions and I went to the hospital and I gave birth to you. And this year, all she did was say, happy birthday. I was like, you know, maybe she got tired of the story. Maybe she was like, you know, I want to update my content. Yeah, maybe you stole those cars out of the garage. That's my theory. Yeah, and then he goes, his story is, okay, so you would tell the same story every year

on my birthday. God, it was fucking hot outside and your dad was having some coffee. Like, oh my God, it's just like Jesus' birth. Yeah. Like the saddest romanticized story ever. And Jackson's like, when you were born, okay, that's what I remember. Yeah, it was hot and swampy. And he's like, and he's basically like, I don't know, I feel like my mom should reach out to me. I mean, like, I'm the child. I'm like, this is, this is actually like, and he's basically like, I don't know, I feel like my mom should reach out to me. I mean, like, I'm the child. I'm like, this is actually like, this is some Jack's philosophy. This is what I think probably has like,

this is what has ruled his life. Well, I mean, I'm the child, which is probably why he does all this shit is that he still sees himself as a child. And he's like, I just don't understand why she's so angry. I'm like, you're her son. Yeah. Why wouldn't she be angry?

No one. No. I mean, he understands why she'd be angry at God, but not him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just not buying this from Jacks, you know, and I think it's of course so sad that he lost just Adam not saying anything about that. Yeah. I'm just not going to believe Jacks' half-ast story. We all know what Jacks is and who Jacks Jackson is. And when Jackson just leaves out the whole story, I just don't understand, you know, I'm just not really happy about how the cancer was dealt with. Well, you know, maybe you could have been there to help. How about that? Well, I think what he was saying before is that his mom was always saying that everything's fine, everything's fine, and then he found out that his dad died and like that he didn't have a chance to say goodbye. And that was his issue, which

I think if that's true, like that, I mean, for sure, that would definitely like, I can imagine having a laugh anger, but I just never trust Jacks. I like would not be surprised if that's not actually what happened. There's something missing here, people. So over at Home Town, speaking of something, I'm just saying,

Oh, I was in three minutes and thirty one seconds. Sandalias. So the most important thing in a restaurant, the chandeliers are up. So that's good. There's so much food or toilet for water. But Lisa's got her chandeliers out. I want to swing from the chandeliers. She's just got chandeliers. She's just pecking.

She's like, swathe, face the corner while I sing this song. Put this black and white cookie in your head while I sing this song. I want to swing from the chandelier. Yeah. So she's like, nothing is ready. And then the Tom's are writing around. And Tom number one's like nothing is ready and then the Tom's are writing around and Tom number one's like, dude, there's not even a joyless eat on that toilet. And number of T's like, that's okay.

He's like, dude, it's not okay. And then there's like an air conditioner leak and then Lisa's like, the clock is ticking and we see a shot of Nicolaine trying to fix like the big clock. She goes, no, even the clock's not ticking. Get it! It's a broken bird clock. Even a broken bird is wrong twice a month. I'm realizing this entire bar is just one big broken bird and now I'm the happiest lady in West Hollywood. So then my favorite... Let us talk the guest list.

Yeah, but we're gonna say your favorite, I'm sorry. I was gonna say my favorite part of the entire episode was Schwartz was cleaning a toilet. And I don't know if this is right after or right before or whatever. So he's cleaning a toilet and he's like, oh, maybe this will be my sole duty at TomTom. Just to clean the toilet. This is what I'm best suited for. and then he like knocks into like the tampon

Sort of disposal whatever and he's like oh shoot I can see this. What's that for tissues? That's the totally the type of person you're like hand a business to just yeah business Yeah, let's give it to him So the guest list The guest list. Ah It is a very important daily male party. So do not tell your friends And she's like let me bullet point it. It is very important party. Lisa van der Pumse Do not tell your friends. It is a very important party. Now the dailyump said do not tell your friends it is a very important party.

Now the daily mail bullet points. Oh yeah. Okay I didn't get it at first but once I did I really enjoyed it. I said do this meeting in bullet points. Lisa said she shall do this meeting in bullet points. Picture of Lisa. And under it says Lisa doing this meeting in bullet points. My favorite part about this she is okay. Lala would be at the door and Shina would be standing by. I love the idea of like a Shina standing by. Shina standing by. I'm ready when you are. I'm standing by Shina standing by.

Ten four. Adam has landed. Adam. So she's like don't invite your friends and Tom's like, well, I mean, obviously, like Katie and Ariana, you know, I hope Katie by the really special Laura Ashley dress. It doesn't fit properly for this. So we've got to have her. It's like, oh, right. When I left my Katie, wait, and then she's like, well, you know, obviously jacks, you know, it's his birthday. It's like, oh, I'll let him come, but only because it's the first birthday since his father passed away. Do not come to me about

totally, I won't have it! Oh, he's such a poor broken bed. So of course, Brittany can come. Like, I'm also we invited Stasdy. And I guess we also invited a Christy. No, no, Kristin, absolutely not. I draw the line in the Kristin. No, no, when she's at this party. Hi, Karma. Hi, Karma's here. Karma's at the door, Kristin.

This would also be a really great lesson to Billy Lee to know that like you being disinvited or not included in girls night is really a way of like showing that you've been totally accepted on this TV show because everyone gets excluded at some point and here it's happening again. I earned that hug. So Stats is at home and Bo is trying to steam her pantsuit, which is really cute. And he does an almost successful job until he gets water all over it.

And she just talked about how she just loves him and that he's like, he shows his love and he's the best boyfriend, yada yada yada. He came to the crappies and he was super sweet. Did you get to talk to him at all by the way? Yeah, he was really nice. He was really nice. She's like, um, some boyfriends, tell me they love me. This boyfriend shows me.

He loves me. Yeah, just perfect right in time for Valentine's day. Love means never having to ask if you'll see my clothes. Just fucking do it. How about that? That's love. Yeah. And then we have, and then we see Katie getting ready and she's with like her

dog. She's holding her dog up saying how like, oh, like Tom's too busy working. So she has to go alone or whatever. And I realized for the first time that even her dog looks like ranch dressing. It's like walking ranch dressing. It's right up, ranch dressing on account. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So then her Laura Ashley dressed up in her dog and she's like,

she went to Wurtady, he's busy opening a bar. No one else will shoot with me because I mean that everybody. I was like, this is what this show needs. More of Katie just sitting in her house in terrible clothes. Doing nothing. All that stuff. So meanwhile, Kristen's getting all ready. She's like, I'm having a night on the town. The daily mail party. She's all excited. She's's like, hey Carter, what are you gonna do tonight? He's like, um, I don't know Maybe I'll go out

Maybe I'll stand I Don't know it's a great card. It's good to see you still have not developed any personality after like four years on this show I know he needs to go shoot with Katie Seriously like the equal equal personalities. So she gets a text, I guess, telling her she can't come sick. I can't see. I sense that you're doing something because I can hear you flopping around in your chair. But I you're still frozen in that same look on TV party. I'm just like Yeah, she's just slamming around random you know how Kristen gets matched like yeah, I'm slamming down a pencil now

So she's just slamming random things and he's not really even asking her what's wrong so she Cuz you know he's learning to just not ask that cuz he'll be there forever So he just keeps playing with the dog and she's like, I'm really good glad I got ready for no fucking reason I'm like you're wearing a 90 again. Is that just the thing for this season everybody's just gonna wear a 90 wherever they go Yeah, she's like literally everyone's gonna be there, but me everyone but me Karma just go back Ugh! Ugh! Karma.

Sis, come back. Sis, my bank. So, let's see. As I show you, by the way, she starts choking you up, too. That's the best part. Is that after being indignant, then she starts doing this, like, faux, like emotional moment. Like, you know, I was like, shoulder roll, shoulder roll. I was like, so excited.

I was like, proud of them. I just really wanted to see this space and just walk around and be like I totally flew this girl in just to confront Tom about possibly impregnating her in Vegas. Now I don't even get to do it Yeah, people online are like I felt felt so bad for Kristen. Really? You do how many people is Kristen gotten kicked out or Unaccepted at parties. This is fucking karma. Okay. The only thing better was would be to like not like KDM That would be my favorite. Oh my god. That'd be amazing Yeah, I thought it was hilarious that Kristen didn't get invited or she got disempowered and she had to just sit there and have like a

Temperature in front of a guy who doesn't even understand like Like he just like glazed over, you know like it like a tantrum that was like wasted on eyeballs She's like well, I mean I guess like definitely had some incident sir and then they show all of her incidents It's her just having a bit and telling Diana to eat a dick and just like being awful as he goes But that was like forever ago. It's like, babe, you just brought some hoe to pride, to yell to like out James and then started a huge fight in the restaurant.

What are you talking about? It was like literally two weeks ago. Well, like literally when she says that was forever ago, the producers, Eric Klip of her throwing water at James's face, they had 10 months ago. And the reason I it under there. Chris, look, why is she so obsessed with me? Oh, Lisa, you do so many, so much goodness world, but that's the hobby you hold onto, like

try knitting. I was like, hmm, old people, Jecks, that's really going to help you. Okay. And Doris, like, I'm already on that. Please, yes, Mother. Listen to Kristen and follow my knitting Pinterest. I'm trying to figure out how to knit a pillow that looks exactly like the pistachio green. I'm going to be teaching you as I'm I knew weekly the divine knit diction.

Get it, Mummy? The daily Macaroonson Mummy. Where are're shopping? So choose the Tom Tom. So then over. Tom number two has uniforms in Crappens Blue and they're basically setting up. So then James comes in with his setup and Peter's like, oh, I gotta show you what we're gonna set you up in And then he takes him up to the second floor kitchen this restaurant by the way for any restaurant worker They know this this looks like bloody hell this restaurant. Yeah, I mean it looks horrible You have to go up to the second floor to get all your food. It's a tiny little kitchen. The DJ booth is a little hole in the

Wall on the second floor. Yeah. And so the issue is that there's this little cubby hole that's supposed to be the DJ booth, but there's no outlets up there. And God forbid anyone walks three blocks down to Coons Hardware to get an extension cord. Okay. So James, so James, like basically they're like, he has to like DJ in the closet. There's like a little like office closet. And James, he creates a seat from quilted northern packages. Like he's really sitting on toilet paper with his turntables on like a bucket in the office. And he's sitting there DJing.

And at first I thought like, oh, okay, that's gonna be like the joke, but then they're gonna figure it out and then they're gonna get it set up. But no, the rest of the episode he's in there sitting on Quilton Northern DJing. It was like one of the reasons why I love this show. It's like moments like this that are just sheer perfection

and I want a trivial pursuit game to come out. That's about like Bannerburg rules, trivial pursuit and like a question that's like at the Tom Tom opening DJ James had to sit on what and I will be like quilted northern and my token will advance. Yeah, they didn't go get an extension cord and then I like that Peter just is no help at all. You know everyone's like Peter's the only one who works. First of all, I've been waited on by Peter He's extremely rude. It's not like he I mean, he's always there. I'll give him that he does go to work

But I just love his problem solving skills. He's like so the problem we're facing here is so there's like no outlets So what do you think about that? Like the next Peter? Yeah, for all that effort So yeah, they shove him back in the back room. And then Tom toms are getting dressed in their matching shoes. Well, and I have to say, the music that played as they transitioned from upstairs with Peter to the Tom toms, there was this music that I saw to God. There was only one lyric and the lyric was Shina. It was like, tt tt tt tt tt, Shina tt tt tt, Shina. I was really hoping you to hear that too. Sheena, I was really hoping you to hear that too.

It's like, I'm dropping my new track. It's called Sheena Standing By. Sheena Standing By, Sheena Standing By, Sheena. And my knee is blowing out of it. It's like Marco Polo with Sheena and Adam. Sheena. Adam Adam. Adam. Sheena Adam. Sheena Adam. Sheena now. Adam. Adam.

Adam. Adam. Adam. So then the Tom's are getting dressed in the bathroom. And once again, you know, it's an important event and all I can think is Tom number two never takes a shower for anything. Okay. I mean, I guess if he didn't take a shower for his own wedding, he's not going to go take one for this, but it's not that he didn't take a shower for his wedding. It's that he didn't take a shower for his wedding after having rolled around in a river.

Well, this is like working in sweating all day, no air conditioning and then just throwing on a suit. What's the bad? Of course, the river. What I think is actually even worse. Yeah. I'm just going to say I think it's more like per me, see him and stuff. Okay.

I'll give you that one. I'm feeling generous today. Thank you for letting me. It's worse than regular sweat. Mark it. Well, because you probably sweated after the river too, you know, so we have really had sweat and river compounded grossness. So they're getting dressed and a sand of all is like, uh, bro, I touched my

nuts after touching a jalapeno and they're fire, they're I'm fire bro. Which I wanted, I did laugh at, but I'm not gonna lie that happened to me once. And it was really, really concerning. I was like, I can't believe I'm the guy who just did that. You don't want to go through that, you do not. Let's go do some tombs. So they're doing ombs, but they add a T to it.

Tombs. 31 seconds. 29, 28, 27. Tombs. So now the finally... He used two real ombs, but we add a T to it, then we get 5% of peace. We get 5% of peace. We get 5% of Buddhism. So, or he said it was Hindu, I don't know.

So the party, finally it's time for the party, Daily Mail Party. And this is when we actually see Angie, the Daily Mail TV rep, who we talked about before and just cut to this poor lady. She just like, she just has this big goofy smile on her face. Like, I can't believe this actually worked worked I'm only an intern at Daily Mail and I said let's do a party at Tom Tom and they said yes they will be a charge of it oh my god it's like the drinks work that's all that matters everything it's great so they better have paid mighty Prydly for this party that they get to be on camera and have the daily mail said over and over again on camera Mm-hmm. Yeah, Daily Mail TV party

The section of the Daily Mail Even better when it's a subsection Yeah Sheena everyone starts to write just for Angie daily male TV rep crazy smile. I've been watching like five times just her smiling. She's the first to arrive. She's just after she's she's like, oh my god, I love the color scheme. Like you should.

It's the exact same color scheme. It's every other restaurant you work at over there. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, they're all just showing up and like, oh my God, oh my God, it looks great. And Katie's like, this is gonna be our essential perk. I was like, shoot me now, please. Yeah, it's our essential perk, it's our peach pit.

Yeah, our maxes, whatever. I'm like, the place is great. I really like Tom Tom and watching this, maybe want to go back and have some more cocktails there. But I'm just like, it's like, I don't know. I just feel like that this will be our essential perk. It's just, she's so basic. Yeah, she is.

So basic. So basically everyone arrives and it's like, hello, hello, hello. Literally basically everyone arrives, dressed basically I literally basically everyone arrives dressed basically. Yeah, I'm really being caddy all of a sudden. This is what Katie does to me. See, I have a different Katie does have a different effect on me. I internalize my feelings about Katie

and then I just speed them out on everyone else. Like everyone was based like at that party, which is not true. Yeah, well, that's what you're supposed to do with Katie. That's what she's here for. Be you know, ragged on Katie, okay? And I don't feel guilty because it's what they do to Shina. I mean, it's what I do to Shina too, but I guess what's the point of guilt? Don't my god moral fondries. Yeah. Yeah, don't send me into my shame, Spiral OK. So then Vanderpomp is like, oh, it has come to fruition. It is magical. And Katie's like, Becca, Katie, let's drink it.

Basically, she says, I had the girls like kiss her ass a lot and stuff. Yeah. And I'm going to get slaughtered. And I was like, if you're talking about like food reviews, but she means drunk, which I like that.

I'm like, I'm gonna get blotter, so then, then we see my favorite is like, they all like look up at James and he's in his little cubby hole and he's just waving like this, see my favorite is like, they all like look up at James and he's in his little cubby hole and he's just waving like this, like a little kid like, ala Lisa, ala, ala.

Hello. And Katie said, I don't wanna work with James at Sur about, I don't mind drinking at Tom Tom while he's locked in a closet. I think that's fair. I think that's totally fair. I won't take that from Katie.

Yeah, it was great. That was a year. I mean, one of the things with James, we talk about it, at least I talk about it a lot, like, you know, how I think he's a really interesting character because he's so awful, but then we see a lot of vulnerability in this and that. And I think one of the things that always works for James is that when he's being an ass, you're like, ugh, but when he's being contrite, they're able to frame him as like this adorable little boy. And he's just like in his little blazer, like in a cup of whole waving above, like, isn't it so nice?

He gets to step after his bedtime to play songs on his CD player. You know? Yeah, we also see how he actually DJs because he runs to the he runs to the Kavi hole presses play on iTunes and then runs back out and goes. Look, he's doing something. That is so that is so probably how he DJs. He's like, I'm on a new streak. I'm on a behaving streak.

Hey. Oh, sadly, yes. So Jack's has his subligatory scene with Fanderpump or Hebrew 10s like he hasn't been yelling at her for five weeks. I like so sick and see for the gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. All that. So she's like, she's like, happy birthday to you broken bird.

He's like, yeah, can you believe it? I'm 39. She's like, no, 39. I thought you at least 47 by now. Wow Tell me your mother has called and she's like Nope, victim. Quite a bit about it this morning. So crying about it. We're looking at you with it Okay, like your mom did call you said your mom called and just said and just had it had it like very like Oh, she texted. Yeah, she texted, she didn't call. She just texted Happy Birthday. Oh, well, fine.

At least that, of course, that's off Lisa's broken bird alarm. She's like, on your birthday, you need to hear from your mommy. Pandora, happy birthday. I know it's not your birthday yet, but I'm I'm banking this one for the future just in case. Me and my mom have this really special tradition of calling each other on our birthdays. Like we call each other, let it go to voicemail and then give it 15

minutes and call the other one back and then let that one go to voicemail. So we can both say we've called each other on our birthday and said happy birthday into the voicemail. Yeah. Deal with it. You know, yeah. Cut from the same rendezvous. That's nice. It's very emotional guys, like very emotionally fulfilling. Yeah. So then a big drama happens. Oh my God, we ran out of aquafaba. Oh my God. So I hadn't heard about this. Maybe you have aquafaba, which is using. Did you know about aquafaba? I mean, yes, because I was a vegan for like one second. Okay, I was like vegan for a year.

And so I had to learn all this shit. But I'd never heard it called aquafaba. I've never heard that name. But yeah, I tried the chickpea, the chickpea water left over in the can that like gross slimy, disgusting shit in the can. And that you're supposed to use it for all different constantly. I'm sure that it's a substitute for egg whites.

I mean, give me a break. Well, InaGarne uses it in her hummus and it's wonderful and bad. But like, I don't... Well, it's chickpea juice. Yeah, but like this whole drama of like, yes, they basically ran up Aqua Faba and Tom Schwartz, like, I knew we should have had more Aqua Faba. So then he goes over to Pavilion's across street and like runs back with a little bag and then he goes upstairs and has everyone like opening up chickpea beans and draining them while James is like fanning himself. He's like following the, the, what do you call those fans when they, when they rotate like that, you know,

yeah. It's like a very strange like urgent segment about aquafaba. Yeah. And then they have to like open all of the things. And then Lance Bash shows up. Yeah, he has Jenny face. Speaking of lava. Yeah. Speaking of viscous chickpilic. Lance Bass or interlaced bass. Lisa is drunk as hell and you know, she's being so nice to the Tom. She's like, oh, I got it.

They're like, why is he not being abusive to us? Lisa, are you smashed? Yeah, and she's like, oh, thank you. Kim Merritt says, oscillating on TV party. This is why it's nice to have TV party up because when you forget a word, people are right there ready to fix it. oscillating.

I'm an oscillating fan standing by. So yeah, so Lisa is drunk. And I think I forget what they asked her, like, did you have fun tonight or did you? And she said something like, I'm happy or I like to and she like shrugged her shoulders up and like she also like stuck her teeth out. She's like, like, you can tell like that's the look that she tries so hard never to portray. She's been years and years, but now that she's drunk, she let it out. And everyone loved it. Because everyone's like, oh my god, Lisa's wasted.

The first time I heard. Gosh, you know, her being drunk is such a compliment, because she feels comfortable enough that we're handling it so she can get drunk. Like, I think she's already just resigned her fact, herself to the fact that this is a restaurant with like no food, no water, no air conditioning. Like, what else are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm about to say, she's either getting drunk because she finally feels comfortable in your hands,

or she's getting drunk because she knows she's in your hands. Yes. Project runway Thursday, March 14th, God wait! That's right. We have a lot of fun on the camera. Arches crazy and we've got the Mexican dynasties coming. We've got Project runway. We got Real House

West New York. We got Summer House. We got Marjoram Edison, Los Angeles, and probably like five other different shows. March on crap and it's gonna be lit as they say. So Lala and Stasi are talking and they're just like marveling over this and Lala's like, oh my god, Shushu. Like they're Tom and Tom. They have their names on a building in West Hollywood. I'm like, this is not like the mall in DC, okay? It's not like there's like a branch of the Smithsonian that has Tom and Tom on it. It's like a bar, Chi Chi Leru is there before them, okay?

And Chi Chi, if you don't know who Chi Chi Leru is, maybe don't Google it, because you might be at work, but like, there's no star. The biggest industry in the country. Thank you very much. Fern. I'm just saying, there used to be a place called millions of milkshakes down the street. From Tom Harksh.

Like, give me my god. Tom and Tom are like name famous, like Coons. Wow, they have joined the Coons' and the Mickey's of West Hollywood. Like Denny's, they're famous. Now admittedly, if there had been a restaurant up in West Hollywood called Ben and Ronnie's, I mean, I'd be shooting my pants. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, Ron, we got a building. But, you know, hypocritical.

Uh, so they've got, uh, they're so impressed with themselves that here they are sitting in a restaurant in Haimtom, Tom. As Dosty's like, I mean, what is up? I'm 30, okay? And I'm about to go on a private jet like this is crazy. Like we're going to Solving. Like this is the life. I mean, they have their names on a building and we're going to Solving. We are going about 120 miles away to a cute Danish town. Like what is this life? Like appleskivers, like soul van, I feel like I'm being turned sideways and that's a pun on the movie sideways, which I also have seen, because what is this life? Oh my god, so it's Christen seeing that because next week she's like,

yeah, I think more lows like the basic bitch of wine, which is so from sideways. I love it. I love when people get there like wine snobbery from an independent movie from like 10 years ago. That's the only place you should get your wine snobbery from. That's not where the Alexander Payne film starting Paul Gemadi and Virginia Madsen.

Yeah. And a guy from Wings. Yeah, I think I from wings. So The girl from killing Eve. Oh Yes, of course So then I'm sorry, even though someone who knows someone with money that's amazing Some mother's like right? So then they cut to a herchristin crying on her bed and sniffling and only the dogs will be nice to her

I know cuz this is on the heels of Stasi also saying like we are the best group of friends in the fucking world Like we're the most fucked up, but awesomely great best group of friends to do everything together all the time and then chrys and just like Spaghetti I'm just sitting here with my bowl of spaghetti eggs. I'm just a girl with a bowl of pasta standing in front of a boy, asking him to get the fuck out of the way. So then Katie and Tom or Katie's like, wow, look, you have a sign. He's like, can you believe it, Baba? And then Ariana and Tom do the same thing. And it's like romantic and so nice. And everybody's feeling great. I'm like, can you believe it Baba and then Ariana and Tom do the same thing And it's like romantic and so nice and everybody's feeling great. I'm like everybody's all this positive energy

You know what show suck a dick. I'm not watching this show for you guys to achieve your dreams Okay, I'm a who told you that people were watching this because we wanted to see you achieve things and be happy Okay, and then in my upstairs James is he's like doing what you were saying before he's like Wicked wicked wicked the closet and then like to the cubby hole But oh, oh a bea's a bea's a closet closet quilted Northern a bea's a bea's a and then jacks comes upstairs And he's like he's like are you gonna close it? I mean There's so many things I want to say right now, but I'm not going to because I'm a nice guy I'm the number one nice guy in this group.

Just like almost what new ball, I understand the joke. I get it, I get it's funny. It's funny, not too, but it's funny. And Jackson's like, so can I get you a cocktail? Is that I'm not drinking? Okay, you want a cocktail? No, I'm not drinking. I'm a nice guy, you want a cocktail?

I don't want to get you in trouble or anything. You want a cocktail? You want a cocktail? Yeah, can I tell everybody that you're taking cocktails? And I love that they're joking to each other about being in the closet Where James was just living with that fucking creepy guy who is probably blowing for rent and Jack's was living with that Miami that Gay Miami guy for years and being like his concubine in my in Miami or whatever. Oh you too You too, so then yeah, basically episode Talking about talking about swallowing your pride in my ride

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