Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Diss Engaged

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards  in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwcThe season finale of Vanderpump Rules is a glorious mess, and we're absolutely thrilled about it. Scheana and Brock manage to ruin James and Raquel's engagement party... or maybe it was Lala who did that. Either way, it's a battle of egos and tackiness, and we are here for this sort of energy.This is Crappens on Demand; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61384403See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I was like them on the boat. I was like this feels a little sad. But then by the end I was like this is great. This is what I tune in for with Vanderpump rules. A big headboard. Yeah, some good or tacky mess. You know, good old tacky ass trashy mess, which is what I need. I was worried as well.

The boat, the alpacas. I was like, please don't let my marriage or please don't let this ending be as doomed as your marriage. Okay. I need something more for the season finale. But it worked out. It was actually it was deeply, deeply entertaining. It was.

It was actually, it was deeply, deeply entertaining. It was. And, you know, we started off with some really good, tricksy, monical song, you know, it started off with a little... All the highs and the lows, all the ups and the downs. You know, yeah, you know, we've been through it all, been through it all, you know, you know. I want to, I want a song called, you know, I think that's a great idea for a song and it's probably like why apostrophe, you know, you know, I love the song with a question

mark in general and especially in apostrophe, you know, you know, you know. A song that just is like asking for a tacit agreement, you know. Like, it was such a bad day, you know. You know, it's just sung by Alexia at this point. It was such a bad day. If I was a, if I was like a musical artist, my name would be, you know, you know, I could fuse everybody like the Weeknda. I'd be like that kind of an artist or they're like, you know, it's coming.

Oh, you know, what kind of name is that? Who's you know? I mean, I just love that. We're bringing some culture in here. It's like notes like, you know, like, oh, why do they smell it wrong? I just don't understand this. I mean, I get a musician and not a mathematician, but can we get some spelling in here? You know?

So, um, we see Raquel's like jumping on James and she's like, this engagement party is becoming really elaborate and expensive and there's still so much to do, but I want everyone to cherish these moments in Santa, Inaz. It's driving me nuts, by the way. I was always on the impression that it's Santa. And she keeps, she keeps saying Santa, Inaz, it's driving me nuts by the way. I was always on the impression that it's Santa Inaz. And she keeps saying Santa Inaz, and James keeps saying Santa Inaz, and I'm like, isn't it Santa Inaz? Not Inaz, I don't know, it's driving me nuts.

Maybe I'm the one who's wrong. It's also confusing. Like, are you getting money from the city? Like, why do you keep saying it over and over? Is this like some magical play? Like, is it branding? It's weird because every time she speaks, she's like, Yeah, we're gonna be in Santa, why not tonight in Santa, why not? Here's what I thought about the preview scene. So she's like, wow, I can't even imagine what our wedding will look like. I'm like, well, that's where we'll have to be in your imagination, because you guys broke up.

So then. Yes. And she says, I can't imagine how much it's gonna cost us. You ain't paying for this. Let's stop pretending that the waitress from Sir is making enough money to pay for any of this, okay? Yes. And you don't necessarily have to,

but stop talking, and especially James, stop talking about all the money you're spending when your last engagement party was half paid for by one of your friends Who doesn't really get any credit in this episode? By the way, by the way, and yeah, and the fact that you even have a last engagement party says something to about how Sort of inherently tacky this entire concept is. I mean, it's actually a beautiful party But also totally unnecessary. So then James goes he's like, well, I think my mom said a couple of times that she was gonna pay for the wedding anyway.

I'm like, Jacklin's gonna pay for this wedding? No, no, he said your mom is gonna pay for it. Oh. He's like, I can, listen, I can imagine how much it's gonna cost. Askeparins how much this cost, then times it by five, give my mother 50% of that. And askeparins for another time's two.

And she's like, oh, sorry, Matt, I shouldn't have been a math, sorry, darling. So then we go over to a party van. And Schwartz says something that like for the first time in many, many, many episodes, perhaps even seasons, really made me laugh. He goes, I feel like I'm dressed like the dad who woke up super early and wants to do a lot of activities. That's such a specific look, and yet I totally get it.

Yeah. And then they get to the boat, they go to a boat. Campy of Bravo shows celebration without people going on a boat. I don't know what's so exciting about going on a boat. I get it. It's floating, okay? But in reality, it's like hanging out in an airplane restroom, you know, where everything's like plastic and like leak proof. I just don't, I don't really see the fun infloting around in a tiny space with people you can barely stand. But you know what, best of you. It wasn't a yacht either.

I mean, it was just like, it was just like a, basically a glorified ferry. And, you know, I don't like that. Yeah, affordable boats that you just call it a boat because you don't really know. Is it like a skipper? Is it a, is it a jumble? Beater. Is it a skinner? Is it a, is it a tugboat? Is it like, it could be so many things.

But like, I'm not saying that I'm someone who's like, I only go on a boat when it's a yacht. But I'm just saying that if you're on like Bravo and you're going to this fancy wedding, but then the boat you go on is just like a random mass, like party fairy and it was like a sad, sad party fairy. I'm also like, don't take me to wine country and then make me go on a boat. Like take me on a boat trip, take me to wine country, but it's more like another.

Like if I'm in a wine country, I wanna be in wine country, teasing wines the entire time. It's also just kinda awkward. This was the part of that episode that I was like, oh god, this fucking show. Because it was kind of awkward and it's basically, it came to James and Rekel's marriage actually or engagement. It's like this episode starts with her trying to convince herself so badly that she loves James, you know? It's like she's crawling on him in bed and waking him up cutely, like aren't you excited?

In her head it's like Prince Charming, you know, but then James is just saying they're like, oh, what? What? It's like she's just trying so hard to convince herself and then on the boat everybody's trying to convince themselves that they have fun together, but they don't. I mean, it's just like a long endless clip of,

woo, Yeah. Woo twerking. Look, we're twerking. And then Charlie trying to make moments by herself all over the boat. You know, I drink good. I drink so good. Woo. Plus, you could also tell it was like annoying weather, where it was like, hey, it's overcast, but not really, you still have to put on sound-tangles, because it's overcast, but the sun is actually still on you. It's like that kind of overcast.

It's like, guess what? It's overcast, but it's surprisingly hot. It feels like the sun's beating on you, but it's overcast. You know, it's like one of those days, and you're like, oh, I hate this. Like, let me commit to a weather pattern, but you're giving me overcast, but I'm feeling sun.

I like, that's like the worst. I think we've all know that. We've all been there. Do I wear a layer? Do I take off the layer? And then Lala's there and she's in her black leather get up and they're giving her shit to like, like, hey, by the way, Lala, Morpheus called and she's like, I'm stuck on this fucking boat with sun being down me in a fucking leather jacket.

Which is also like, why did you choose a leather jacket to go on a boat? Also, take the leather jacket off. It's okay. And she's like Morpheus is like the most badass name I've ever been called. I think it's referring to like your face work. Constantly morphing and morphing. But I don't know. I don't know what level Tom was thinking that, you know. Yeah. So they head off and they're on those boat and James is being ridiculous. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Bob, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I dumb seals, who do you think you are? Big as seal at my engagement weekend stupid seal

I'm so proud I was combed with the seals. I really come a long way So now they're drinking and Charlie just keeps screaming like My god, why are you putting yourself in a semi confined space with Charlie? Get with the seals get on the booey. Okay, and then Eric Hell is like, I'm on a boat bitch Which I think I think it's time to retire that. I'm sorry guys. It's like It's it's been a it's you know, I think we've come a long way It seems like winning has finally cycled its way out of pop culture.

And I think I'm on a boat is like the next one that needs to go. Oh, also please stop getting married, Vanderpump rules. Stop it. I've had enough. Okay, it's been three seasons. How many seasons in a row is it of weddings?

It's been a lot of weddings. It's not Vanderpump rules. Just stop it. So speaking of retiring, we go over to Schwartz and Sandy and Schwartz is like, you know, I'm really stressed out, bro, because I want to retire so bad. And it's like, you are retired. What do you do?

What do you do? Putting on matching sweaters and driving around in the sidecar is not the hardest job in the world, sir. Okay. No one is more retired than you. It really is, and it's worth it. It's like, I feel like there are all these, like, my subtle microaggressions about the fact that we're so far behind on the bar.

And of course, he's referring to Lisa Vanderpump. It's like, I don't think there are microaggressions. I think there are like full on, like, those are, I don't actually, you know what, I'm not gonna say their regressions. That's just like a normal reaction to someone who has like poured lots of money into something and has not actually done anything with it.

And it's just watching their futures decline. And knowing that's gonna come eventually and impact their own business. Yes. And so, SantaVol's like, who are you getting microaggressions from, bro? And he's like, please, huh? In fact, Katie related to me that she was expressing disappointment.

Okay, you want to retire. Why are you speaking like someone in human resources? Who talks like this? In fact, as a matter of fact, Katie related to me that she was expressing disappointment in us. What kind of language is that? I think the microaggression is there for more from Katie because Lisa said it to Katie and Katie could have just not said it at all But Katie said it to create agitation. So that's actually where the real micro aggression is. I mean, you he married a micro aggression

Let's be honest So sound of all is like well, we've been so stressed and then like now we've got our guys, what's going on? And he's like, yeah, I mean, I just know what's going to work because like, remember before when we opened that bar, like I had this fire in my stomach and then like, you know, I have that same fire in my stomach. Oh, you mean the time when somebody else was completely in charge of opening the restaurant? Yeah, I can imagine that you were confident in that, sure. I think it's confusing beer shits for a fire in his stomach, but you know, whatever.

So then, Schwartz was like, yeah, I know, I want to retire. I want to play in the world series of poker. I'm like, you know, usually one thing, like, one, I don't feel like those two things work well together. Blow all your money playing poker and also being retired. That's not a combination of success right there. Right. And then I want to mention with like tiny goats and turtles and a lady with long hair,

it's a triangular shaped at the top. Maybe there's something under it, or maybe her brain's just really triangular. I don't know, she'll look good in a bra and pink, lots and lots of pink. Oh. Like, you're just basically talking about being Kent, okay? You need bigger dreams.

Or he should just become a professional poker player. It sounds like that's actually what he really wants to do with his life. But, either way. So, Santa was like, yeah, I want to retire too. I'm going to cover band and I want to travel the world. So they toast to early retirement. And it's like again, like, how are you toasting to early retirement? You guys are just setting off in your career right now. So now, you're not retiring at any time soon. What if you just re-finance their house? And the other one, I don't even know what's happening

with the other one, but let me tell you're not retiring. Okay. So then that now it's like, Bo, we're dancing on a boat and a lot of like, yes, Quinn. And then Raquel gives James a lap dance. And she's like, I thought that giving James a lap dance was be cute and kind of sexy, but it's actually a lot harder on a moving boat.

I'm like, why are we watching this? Why are they giving us this content? This is when I was like, oh, this is gonna be a very sad ending to the season. Yeah, they're really laying it on thick. They're like, hey, Raquel, you're breaking up with James, right? All right, just make sure that you make it

as big of a departure as possible when it actually happens. Act like you're really into him right now. So how to work? How to work on him? So then Tom is like using a brush to put suntan lotion on his face. I don't know, it's Tom, so who knows?

And Ariana's like, you put on so much suntan lotion, you look like you have cocaine all over your face, Tom. He looks like a coke lord. He's like, because, hey, Ariana, Goldie Han from overboard cult. She wants her outfit back. It's a good color. Jack's probably very triggered watching this at home.

He's like, oh, just, he just wants a snort Tom's face. So, shorts, so yeah, so basically, yeah, I'm just I'm this is just they're on the it's just more boat antics so they finally finish up and They're a sand of all and Ariana are talk actually though. They're still in the bow and sand of all and Ariana are talking about James and this wedding and Ariana's like so like last night was like very So like last night was like very shocking to me. He's the end of all. He's like, yeah, James like handed them self like really well is weird.

They got the James is taking a can. He's like shocked on a red bullet. He's like throws it down. He goes, bitch. Like, right. And Ariana says that you know, like he's a carry. We're just a group of friends and we love each other. No matter what.

I'm like, all right, fast forward, fast, fast, I don't care. Okay. So then Tom talks about how he talked to Brock and he's still so scared about this like secret wedding thing. Like someone else's engagement party. He's like, I'm sweating again, dammit, get off the brush again, get out the brush again. Yeah, you should be scared because it's a bad move.

It's a bad move and there's no way you're going to come out of this looking correct. No. So then Shina pulls Brock aside, he goes, so I've slapped on it and I don't feel right doing it. Well, Shina, everyone needs to sleep. You have to stop feeling right about it at some point. No, not about sleeping, I feel fine. Oh, you're talking about me, Natsya. I mean,'s a still blue would be nice if you could like not sleep on it

You know what I'm saying Talking about that. Oh, you're talking about the mattress. I swear we will upgrade from the yoga mat at some point No, but I do I don't feel good about sleeping on that actually you're right No, I'm just sorry, but like, I, I, I, I slept on the decision to get married here. I just don't want to do it. Like, look, I'm a PayPal pleaser. Like, um, she loves to declare that about herself. I don't know about that. I mean, you're with Eddie Ciprion, like, that's how we got to know you, okay? And the're dancing him. I don't know that scene is like, I don't know, I'm trying to think of scene, I think your

known is like a kind of selfish, right? Like I don't know that I would describe scene as a people pleaser. She, she's not a people pleaser, she has low self esteem and always wants to be included. It does everything that way she could be included, but she likes to rebrand that as a people pleaser so it makes her look almost like a saint. I guess but she says she's a people pleaser and then Brock goes we both are. No sir you're a please sir okay you're a please comma sir always asking for free shit you are not a pleaser.

Please sir. So she's like well I'm a people pleaser and I ha ha, pleaser sir. So she is like, well, I'm a people pleaser and I won't do what everyone else wants because I'm just like, you know, selfless like that. And if it's like something that like you and Tom, I don't think it's a good idea. I don't know, I'm just joking, but like, I'm like not happy.

Like this isn't what I want. So it is funny to clear herself as a people pleaser, but ultimately she doesn't want this because she wants to have a big day for herself. So she wants, she's a sheen of pleaser. I'm fine and good for her. She shouldn't want this because she wants to have a big day for herself. So she wants, she's a Sheena pleaser. I'm fine and good for her. She shouldn't be doing this. She's like, oh my God, but I really wish I had my ring on right now. Cause I just wish I could tell everybody because she don't what that would please them.

That would please them, right? And she's saying that she, she knows it's Thomas, it's James and Raquel's weekend. She's like, but something very huge and significant happened in my life and I just want my friends to be happy for me. Ah! Yeah, it happened at this time because you rushed your engagement

so you could steal their freaking engagement party. Okay, it didn't happen like this naturally. It's not like it just happened. So now I have to tell everybody, it didn't happen like this naturally. It's not like it just happened. So now I have to tell everybody, it didn't just happen to you. You made it happen at that time, Shina. Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up

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You can listen, add free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Sheena is like, she's like, you know what? I'm gonna tell all the girls at the right time, but not at the party, absolutely not at the party. So, we all, we just know this is gonna go so terribly wrong. Yeah. First thing in the morning. First thing in the morning. So Tom and Erie and I are talking and you know about how this sucks. They don't want to do this basically. They're like, this isn't gonna go well. So then we get a song.

Well, so then we get a song late night, late night, coming clean on the price late night. Oh, I got. Boy, you'd better recognize, I'm a queen, I'm a thrive. I can honestly, it could go on either way. There's not even in the same genre of music. I didn't put on the closed captions. So I'm not sure if that's what the actual, did you do the closed captions on it? No, I didn't this time. And it makes me realize like how bad of diction these people have.

Like I know that we all love Ariana Grande, but we don't all have to enunciate like her. Okay. The rest of us still have to use diction. Okay. The no-enunciation and just throwing syllables out there is an Ariana thing. We can't all do it.

So now we're at the Alpaca farm, which is admittedly wonderful. And we meet Brad and Rosie and Carol Ann, who's the man. And so they're all just like, they see all these Alpacas. And then Brock starts like spewing off these random facts. He's like, did you know who get the Alpaca? He's the smallest member of the camel family? What can I say? I'm a people blizzard and an alpaca blizzard. Oh God, Brock. And frocks like looking on his phone. It's like he says it and then he looks down on his phone. Like we don't

need to reading the pamphlet of the alpaca centers. Or also these alpaca people are just like you think that hipp these Alpaca people are just like you think that hippie Alpaca people would be like in one country. The guy's like, hi, I'm Brad. And this was like, oh, a paca thama. Oh my mom would be a paca. Did they dig Bobcat up? Like, where did they find this guy?

I kind of wish they'd gone to the ostrich farm There's an ostrich farm up in that area and I just I wish they'd gone there only to see like an ostrich just chase after she I like just a giant bird just just Stamp eating down her down on sheena So only El Paker is a domestic identity animal. It started off in Switzerland with cheese and whole chocolate powder What do you think of that? I mean you need to reload your Google page Those farm owners were being so patient because you know they were thinking like you think we don't know this you fuck face We don't know that I'll pack a farm. Okay. We know all the stuff about the alpacas

He's like did you the alpacas. He's like, did you know, alpacas? They're there is used for text soils. Yes, yes we do know, but we'll smile anyway because you're bringing us publicity. Yeah, and Shina is just loving it. You know, she's like, even if he's just getting this information off of Google,

I mean, wow, he's just got such confidence within I love it. Quata! And he's like, yeah, confidence is key in life. It's the key. Did you know that he is confident animal in the camel family is the alpeca? True fact. So he's like ladies, just so you know, the alpecus, use the rest room together, just so you know the ill pick is use the restroom together just lock you birds All right, and then I was like wow

Brocks trying to get a job. That's a first So then we go over to James and Recall are going horseback riding and guess who their surprise guest is at least a van der Pomp of course So they they start you know, they're on their horses and she's like, oh, this suits you, James. You're so used to acting like a horse's ass. I can't believe you haven't been on one before. Oh, and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, Lisa, that was a good one.

And Rick El says, this is so romantic. Look, well, it's not, but it would be if I weren't here. A. Now, would you like to get married here? Because this is gorgeous setup. She leads them to, of course. It's like very van der Pump, you know, the pink flowers and everything. And she's like, would you like to get married here?

Wait, where did these golden white balloons come from? That's a S-C-H-E-A-N-E-R? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, look at his lovely napkins. I love you Brock. What's going on here? So she's basically like listen, I just wanted some time alone with you guys, because I'm not going to get it during the party and I just want the best for you and nobody on this planet wants more for you than me! No one, more... Siphophaps your mother and father?

What more than me? Are you crying yet, James? You little broken bird, you little... Cry! Cry! My wedding gift to you... Is your tears... Cry!

Mm-mm-mm-mm. She's like James, you've come so far as a person, but there's still a way to go. A long, long way, but watching television, I'm fairly certain they're close to figuring out how to travel light here. So, this still hope for you my little muffin blatter. I've seen what a wonderful match, Rikael is for James, and this is the best chance that James Kennedy is ever going to be given. Ever, in his life, ever again. And yes, he may only be 27 years old, but after this, it's all curtains.

So, I don't want him to screw this up, and hopefully, he will not, and they will, in fact, get married, and we will have a wonderful update about them at the reunion. So now the gang is all having lunch somewhere else and the Alpaca mom lady is like, you're an insatian enthusiast, a group. So I'm trying to do like a mom version of the son that she put out into the world, but it's not there. So Brock's like, oh, I would look tonight, you toes. And they're like, oh no. And she goes, you're not going to stand upz. And they're like, oh no. And she goes, you're robbing this standup with you. I'm like, oh no.

And everybody's already cringing, you know? Yeah. And so he's like, well, Gina and I have something to tell you guys. Oh my god, I'm crazy for days ago. Ah. And she's like, oh. Oh.

Oh my god. Like, does a full covering of the mouth bending over Gaffa and everyone else is just staring at them. Like, are you fucking kidding me? And she's like, yeah, I'm the ring is stunning. I'm not so, I'm, but I didn't bring my ring because I didn't want anyone to think I was trying to make this about me. But if you want to see it, just come to my room and I'll get to my funny hat. My ring act just an Instagram account right now is called Sheena's Ring. So just like, it's a trap. So then, yeah, Lala's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like in real time, we're watching you make this about you, which is true, but I feel like Lala, her whole thing this episode comes from the fact that, like literally everything Lala has all her major milestones have been overshadowed. Literally every single thing, like her getting married to Rand, her getting engaged to Rand

got overshadowed by Jack and Brittany. Her getting married. It wants a big Jack and Brittany that gets the focus. She has a baby, Sheena has a baby. Her dad's had to die died, Jackson's dad died. So it's like literally all like the big things, literally someone else, it becomes someone else's storyline. And so she's probably like, fuck this bitch.

If I don't get to have my own, if I don't get to make something to center me the center of attention on one of these storylines, she's not allowed to either. Well, it's actually makes sense. Like I don't blame her, you know, if she does feel that way. And that, that's actually true. I never really thought of it like that. Yeah, she's the second. She, like, Stasi has a book. She has a book. No one cares about it. Like, yeah, Stasi's like New York Times bestseller. She has a book that she's like, um,

cancel the cake. Well, it's just, lawless just like just just can't just can't do it can't do it So everyone's like uh Yay and Katie goes well. I mean congratulations and they're like yay And he's like and we came up we came up this weekend with a little bit of a side hustle planned We were drawing the think of coming up here and doing something secretly, getting married. Yeah. And they're like, oh my God, everyone's face. And he's like, you did not say this far.

And the only people who knew about this were those two. Tom and Ariana. It was so, it was like, why are you still speaking? Like, just leave it that you got engaged, but you didn't want to like overshadow anything. Cause you're not getting married. So there's no reason to introduce that.

But it was like this guilt or something, and I think that he and Shino wanted credit for actually having some sort of restraint from a horrific idea. So you want to have on the back for not getting married at someone else's engagement parking. Like, wait by the door, because someone will be arriving

within a ward that you need to sign for, okay? It's just like weirdo. It's just like and then he like then he mentions Tom and Ariana and just like just getting the muck on everyone and everyone They're like, oh god, and she's like, well, we were just thinking that like like you know like what if we just like Sneak away with Tom Sandevol who agreed and brought a wedding license I'm totally into it and Ariana who was also very into it and said that I actually should be the main event of the weekend. We just thought, why don't we just sneak away with them and it'll be really cute, you know,

but it just wasn't sitting right with me because that's my people plays her. And I felt like I wanna please all of you guys. And I'm like, all of you guys, that's our money. So that's how I wanna do it. Yeah, so they're gonna talk to James and Recalv themselves. At least she does get that out there, but I'm sorry, you just stood up and made a speech for yourself

at this thing. Someone's gonna tell them, like what show do you think you're on? I know. What about this story about, you've been on this show for like 10 years, a decade of your life. You know this is gonna kind of have what were you thinking?

You know, my gosh, just stupidity. So but also hilarious. And I can't believe I'm saying this. It took the entire season for it to happen. But I'm totally teen Katie on this episode. She was cracking the up. She was just like, Okay.

Welcome to Rathalations, you know. Yeah. That's, I think speaking for the rest of us watching this, like, what the hell are you two doing so then hair and makeup time Stimming dresses Katie's got a Katie cam, which I immediately fall off her side again I'm like who put Katie in charge of filming things of course The Katie cam So she's like shorts you're gonna lay on the floor in your outfit. Okay

It's like okay, the show's done again. The show's canceled again. Yeah, that's Tom's thing before a wedding, when he has to look nice, he likes to just go, just really like to just play out on some sort of dirty surface or river. So then you're gonna tell us with her dad, they're setting up the tables and everything. I mean, this place looks beautiful.

It looks like a wedding. That's the thing, I don't understand engagement parties that rival a wedding. Like that the thing. I don't understand engagement parties that rival a wedding. Like, that's not right. You need to build up. And also, you don't need a engagement party to be as big as this.

The engagement party should not be like a wedding. Okay, engagement party, you like rent out a room at a restaurant maybe or someone's, I do someone's house, but this is too much. This is ridiculous. I think they're doing it because she's not getting her televised wedding.

So this is like her, this is like her wedding episode right? Yeah, they're not gonna be shooting a wedding It's like literally at the level of a wedding It's and it's actually really gorgeous. It's like really one most beautiful bravo events we've seen so um she's with her dad and She's like even though it was pennies. It was worth every penny. That's one penny there 20 pennies there 45 pennies there. Oh god

I don't know you're you think of the math again So it's like show me what I'm paying for a kid. So she shows them around sick That's where the catering is gonna be and that's where the bar is gonna be. I was gonna trick on James but I didn't realize nothing on a rocky boat would make it so hard. It's a funny sand topic. It's a very sad topic. So I wanted to thank you so much for being here. James is gonna be like so happy he really wants your blessing. Yes. Well, he's like, I know.

And I didn't say no, but I didn't say yes. And he invited me out on a hike. And when I showed up, the first thing I saw was that he wasn't wearing hiking boots. And I had bottom-up nice pair of hiking boots. And I said, this is not about hiking boots, is it? And he's like, this is about something else. And about five minutes into it, he asked for my blessing.

And I said, well, if I say no, do we have to go back to the car now because I packed snacks for the hike. So I was hoping for a big hike, but I don't want to go back to the car because then I have like a weird awkward amount of time when I drive home. So I talked about it. I said, well, this way you have to do be a good husband. Don't yell at my daughter.

And just like stop trying to control her. And I said, what are you expecting, and that's that. Yeah. The Tyking Boot story is so funny to me. It's like, oh, he's not wearing the hiking boots. We're done. I mean, this must be about something else.

Maybe it's about, he doesn't like to fucking choose you bottom, okay? And you shouldn't be buying shoes for an adult. That's weird. But I wonder if it's the same shoe controversy that James and Raquel broke up over because isn't it that at Christmas, he didn't wear the shoes, James didn't wear the shoes at the dad bottom.

Yeah, she had said on Sheena's show and I read, you know, this is, I didn't listen to the show but I read things about it. And basically she said it was Christmas or Thanksgiving or something and he, yeah, the hiking boot story. It led to some kind of a fight. So I'm guessing that that's what they're talking about in this and the dad is being calm about it, but James is probably a total prick about it.

And so basically the dad, and also taking a dad's hiking to ask for his blessing, where do you trying to make him not say no? It's like, what's he gonna say? No, then be stuck with me on a hike. Gotcha, old man. it's like, what's it gonna say? No, then be stuck with me on a hike. God show, man. God show my sneakers, motherfucker. So the dad did not give his blessing,

but he said he did welcome James to the family. So that's the best I can do. And then he goes, do the right thing, which is really not an endorsement you'd wanna hear from your parents. Right, but Spike Lee thinks you for the plug. Yeah. So then Rickel's like, but Spike Lee thinks you for the plug. Yeah. So then Rick Hells like,

but do you trust me to do the right thing? It's like, honey, you just told me that the swimming pool was where the catering was gonna be. So, I love you though. I love you though. And I do appreciate you wearing the hiking boots I gave you.

They look great with that dress. So James is like up by the DJ station. Wicked, wicked, wicked,ickey wickey. And then his mom Jacqueline is like, psst, James, it's your mom. It's happening. I can't believe it's all happening. James, it's a sad aged version of Kristen. Get over here and hug your mother. Okay. So he does. And she's like, your dad's not showing up right? No, so you can relax and we can all relax. Oh, Lisa. So then buttons the grandmother. Since last episode, you know, let's try and make buttons famous in one episode comes on screen. And um, yeah, I mean, I guess.

Um, yeah, little pussycat dolls. We'll loosen up, grab my buttons, bam. So buttons comes over and she's like, well, look, they look so glowing. And then Rakell is mom Laura, who I know we've met before. I don't remember her, and I don't remember her being this like, you know, over the

top. I felt like she was doing a camera audition or something. She was like, James, my future son-in-law, I am so happy for you. So, so happy. Yeah. I remember her being a lot waspier than this, you know, but she was very like Greek areas if you will She was like, ah this is great everything's great. So then buttons Buttons is like, oh, let me see that ring. Oh, I expected it to be this big

Which sounds like it could be a compliment and because like did James meet your expectations? And she's like, for a starter ring, it's fine, honey. And everyone's like, buttons, buttons, let's hear. It's grandma button. She needs to like her own sitcom jingle, right? Yeah. And then Laura's like, oh, Jacqueline, you look so hot. Look at you. Wow, it's amazing.

Have you been crying? It really works for your skin. I have been, thank you. Thank you. Wow, that salt really does stuff your poor estimate. Okay, great. And James, like two years ago, I never would have expected Laura and my mom

to be getting long-crackened jokes. It's an engagement potty, Malika! So then everyone's taking pictures, Ricalis sister and her husband show up. James's brothers are there. You know, the tea bravaz, her like, can we get a job at Star Wars? And then Max is there in like a hideous blazer.

It's like, it's like everyone's there. Max is in his dad's hairdo, okay? Like take on his money, not his hair, okay? Rod Stewart. You don't need the Rod Stewart just took an app in a pile of bricks hair. No one needs that for you. She definitely is giving like promoter and I was going to say promoter and Vegas, but it's not really.

I don't know where he's just, he has a look that I'm not loving right now. So then now it's time for Rical to make a speech. She like appears in a window above everyone, about to do like an egoist thing. And she's like, hi, I want to welcome everyone. I'm not nervous. I'm overwhelmed with, James, what was. I'm overwhelmed with James. What was it? The one with love love.

Yes. So James is standing right behind the door feeding her her lines. Okay. So he's like, he literally has puppet. I mean, come on, Rick. Oh, yeah. So her speech is like, I met James and he was super cute and so talented. And once I heard that accent, everything was over. Oh, and his DJ career stellar, his guns, you have guns? Oh, his arm guns. They're so big and sexy. I'm getting so hot right now talking about it.

What does everybody look at mom? Don't leave mom. It's not time to go mom Remember when I met James I thought say it Raquel say it all remember I Remember say it Raquel Raquel I Remember Oh Remember, say it, Raquel. Raquel. I remember. Oh, um.

I remember when I met James. I remember when I met James. I thought he was super cute. I thought he was super cute. And like an amazing DJ. I couldn't believe he had Coachella because he did play Coachella. Absolutely optional. I'm going too fast.

DJ coach. Oh, God. How fast? We met at pump a new year's eve and he was devastatingly handsome playing amazing music in the corner. We met at New Year's Eve and he was devastatingly handsome. And people who come and snakes and bitches would come at him and he only was so good and beat them all away and came and swept me off my feet. Katie should never wear shorts at pride. James!

And furthermore, I will say about the handsome James. Wait, what does that mean? Matthew, you're supposed to do that part. All right, I'm supposed to do that part. More energy, Rickad, more energy. More on. Oh, sorry. Was that for them, James? Where are you calling them, James?

So she was like, if James was telling Rickal what they're saying. Oh, la la la. And of course he was. And she, I love that James shouted out the engagement party in Coachella that he totally didn't plan You know Tom set of all did all of that and paid for half of it. I know I don't know what that was like you took so much credit for that Also, it's a good reminder that we already had an engagement party So like let's not forget there's two layers of tag

and it's going on this episode. Okay, this is the second engagement party that people have to spend money to go attend. So then we get Rick Hell's, you know, big storyline for the season, which was fascinating. I have to say, it's so hard for me to speak in public, but then I spoke in public. The end. I'm on a boat, bitch.

I was actually upset because you know, I think I did mess up a little bit of the sequence there, but We did see like a flashback of her working with the speech therapist and I actually would have liked to have seen that I would have much prefer watching her Like learn how to be a better public speaker than watching her assemble feet picks that we should pay for her nose. God. So then she is finished. So she comes in.

She's crying. Oh my God. I've grown so much. She's meeting James. He's sprung a stronger, better version of myself. Do I have a different shaped nose now than I would have had I not had James in my life? Probably, but you know what? Every penny is worth it on my nose. James. So then over at the table, Ariana is just crying. She's like, I can't stop crying. It's like I just saw the most amazing sketch comedy ever.

I just saw the most amazing sketch comedy ever I just I'm just coming down my cheek and the song is got my shades on got my nails done ass lay ass lay ass lay ass lay I just Ariana crying at least it's like why are you so why are you so cheerful I didn't realize I had a bonus egg but broken bird at my table. We just spoke to Randall and he... It is our girls for me best all $150,000 into our business. And she's like, what your tears girl, you're on your way! Look at that!

Tom and Chong! Suck it, suck it! She's really exciting. Good, good, good go! And all we have to do is have a sandwich called the Expendables Part 3 at Prick Jason Statham's face on all this Salami. It's so special. So she's Vanderpumpus like, I'm really hopeful for Katie and Arianna. I mean look at all these clips from over the seasons past. There has come a long way.

They have vision. I mean we don't actually know what sort of sandwiches they want to make but they have vision. They like sandwiches and they now they have to execute So she says if you want a job done give it to a woman So then Vanderpump sees Sheen at the bar and Katie and Lala go over the gossip so we're cutting between these two things So Vanderpump is like oh hello Sheen and she's like, oh look at me. I'm having a little Vanderpump Well, of course you are. Oh fucking course you got some free from some free cases of the Vanderbump rose. You know Brock's gonna have those in their trunk by the end of the night. Yeah, so yeah, he really will. So she is like, I have something very

expensive and my parents are one of us showing you and so she opens up her purse and she has her ring in the box box Just open ready. It's like a surprise engagement right there. It's just like why isn't still in the box? I don't know so Is that an engagement ring you got engaged you got to get engaged Yeah, I'm saying oh well, I'm here at least I was a few days ago And then we cut to a lot of long Katie and And while I was like, we need to gossip. Katie, are you drunk? She's like, no, I had drunk. She's just shut up.

I'm gonna call her your eyes. Stop. Okay, look, I mean, this whole engagement thing, I was so shocked. I mean, you come to us and want us to fit the bill for your wedding. And now he's trying to hijack their engagement party. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And then Lisa's like telling Shina, you cannot mention it. Don't steal the thunder! She goes, well, I absolutely am not gonna do that. I'm a people pleaser, okay? And I wanna please people's thunder, okay? And I just didn't trust leave of my ring in my hotel room, so I just brought it here

and just kept it ready. So that way when you open up my bag, you can just see it right there, popped up, and then you can look at it. Eh. But you can't get married, is it someone's engagement party, darling? She's, no, we're not gonna do it here.

We're gonna do it like yesterday, possibly with Alpacas, as my bride's made. She's like, she not darling, no. She's supposed to have like a tiny little spray bottle and a squirt to remind. Ah, no. That's too bad because Auntie did make a halter top for the Alpacas. She just pulls out like a tiny little spray bottle on a square by Mal That's too bad because auntie did make a halter top for the alpacas So then Lala's like I mean look we're here right now

I mean we could just look right over there and they would be getting married I mean those two and then back to she now she's like I mean I'm not taking away from them I'm gonna tell them tomorrow not today. She's no darling. This is still their weekend. Don't tell them tomorrow either. Yeah. And she's like, but they're 12 or closest friends. I want to tell them tomorrow. She's like, let them have their moment. Just which is tonight. It's like Sheena. She knows for crying out loud. This is bad, she know, my God. It's like you're one chance to redeem yourself. You were on the way with the whole,

like we're not doing this at their wedding, that's ridiculous. Like you were on your way, but man, you're really throwing all that goodwill away. But then they also, like, they would have been fine if Brock had not decided to make a toast until everyone with the Alpaca farm, but he did, so now that it has to get out, so now she has to tell them as soon as possible,

which is what she's probably thinking. But like that's her own dumb fall. Why did you say you did not have to say it at all over the course this weekend? And you didn't have to, you were not obligated to wear your ring over the course this whole weekend. My goodness.

Yeah. So Katie and Lala, back to Katie and Lala. Lala's like, should I tell Jameson Raquel what was going on? And Katie's like, no, don't do that. Well, you know, maybe it's a jaffer to kill a Katie. And she just falls asleep on the grass. It's like, bye, bye Katie.

Thanks for coming to work today. You're doing great. So now James Raquel are making the rounds from table to table and shorts. It's like, oh, it's a crepe station. And then James is on the turntables, just like that party's going and sand of all is with Lisa Vanderpump. And they're by some some of the wine and he goes, dude, you know what this wine reminds me of with his wax on top,

Villa Blanca. Why she's like, oh, yes, I know memories of sticky, toffee pudding and tuna tartan can getting crushed by a giant bouquet of white flowers. That was a tough day. But anyway, yes. Thank you so much for reminding me of my failures, dear Sanderval. You know, Villa Blanca, the food was as successful as your acting career. So, so sad to see but for those things nonexistent. Alright did you want to talk to me about anything? Emile, he's like well yeah things are really going great like for Ariana Gayd each.

Oh yes I'm so excited for them. Well you know we got money too. So our money you know we've got investors too so we're psyched. Oh, but darling, I just wanted to get started. What if it's holding you up? It's just such a pain in the ass. It's like, well, it's like there's like permits and like we got like, we got a clear permit as to break ground. It's like, yes, yes, yes. But I thought, you know, I saw that the front was low key. I would rather see some curb appeal rather than a bunch of apple crates and cobwebs, but you know, you could work on that. Yeah.

Well, yeah, you know, but my, it's like a layer of stress talking. You sometimes, like, you came up to lease or you, you brought up the restaurant to lease, huh? You know, what are you doing? Like, why would you do that? And she's like, stress talking to me. Why, you asked for my advice, I'm giving it. Actually, he didn't.

He's just opening a bottle of wine. Okay. And he's like, I just feel like you've been very supportive when it's come to the girls, but with us, it feels like more critical. I'm like, wait, she opened up a bar with you guys. That's like about as much support as, and then she has like, she is like basically fun to that bar. So she's like, yes, but the girls have actually started

and they've literally, I feel like they're moving forward. They actually have a plan, meets on breads with more breads over the meads. It's called a sandwich. It's a vision, vision, my dear. And he's like, yeah, but that's like insulting to me though. And he tells us, I just wish Vanderpump, you know, it's like she sees us as just idiots. No, nothing. Like it would be nice if she could see us now and not from eight years ago. And then we see a clip of them from eight years ago, basically having a conversation they would have, like nothing is changed, you know, you have a mustache now, but you're not really that much different. Also, she's coming from a place where she's run a business with you guys. Yeah.

Exactly. So she's, she's just like, listen, it's all sorted. It's all great. Because it's all done. Yeah. So she's like, I just want to see them successful. That's all I want. Well I also wouldn't mind them just absolutely failing and then I could just lord it over them for many years to come. That would be fun too. Well listen Tom, why are you so upset? Because because! She's saying, listen I just wanted to know what was going on. You're like my children, I care. Now take dinner to table 13 and please don't forget to wear your paschmina darling put this shoulon boy panda there you go so they hug and he's

like I love you Lisa so they hug and then we got the canvas panning around the wedding and stuff and then we see Raquel going, Sheena, would you like to be my bride to me at the wedding? And she's like, oh my god! And then they just both squee. Yeah, but Lala sees this and she's like, this is not sitting right with me. Like Brock and Sheena have not only announced their engagement, but they were planning on getting married here.

So she decided. You know Lala is about to start some shit, because whenever Lala is about to start, she starts cleaning her middle tooth with her fingernail. She's like getting me on camera in a second. Hold on one second. Spin it out. Let's go, Batch. She goes, you know what? Before there was Lala and Shina and Lala and Katie. There was James and Lala and I have this fucking back. I'm like, you really did not have his back actually for a good like good span of time there. Yeah. Okay. I've got his, I've got his back unless the witches of we hotel me not to, in which Casey's dead to me. And I'm going to humiliate him

as much as possible on national TV. Yeah. Exactly. So she goes up to James, she's like, um, come here for a second, uh, Jameson. Um, I'm kind of like shaking right now, um, because while you guys were, horseback riding, we're at the El Pacafarm and Brock and Shina announced that they're engaged and that they were planning to get married during this weekend. She is such an asshole, but that, I think God for her, I mean, that is really, that is beyond a dick move. But also thank you, because you sure picked this right back out you put you picked this show up This episode so she must like it didn't cost a sheena going oh my god, I paid me

Yes So James like oh stay right there. So he goes and gets Brock and he's like brock Brock so judging from what lawless told me you know She basically thinks that you're gonna get married here at the venue, at the venue brook! It's like, here we go. Lawllll fucking kint, fucking it up for everyone. And he goes, well it was handled here, and when I spoke to Cena about it, she should eat them. Oh, so you were just going to get married, where I'm having my engagement party, so much wrong with it,'s so disrespectful you should work on knowing your place a little bit more. What do you mean now in my place? What do you mean?

I've spent thousands of dollars on this place while I'm here and you have put in a penny! Oh sorry Rickard didn't mention pennies in front of you. But I have a penny! Girls crying. He's like listening but also this whole summer don't have to be about James and Ricky getting married and Lala's like, yeah, but that's what we can't ask. And he's like, James is screaming, it's my weekend, it's my weekend mate. And he's like, listen, it didn't happen like that bro.

And he goes, well, how did it happen? Explain to me how it didn't, explain to me. And Brock's, Brock's shouts, it happened exactly like that, but it didn't explain to me and Brock's the Brock shouts. It happened exactly like that but it didn't happen like that alright. He literally says that and he goes, Oh are you yelling at me, Rotten Eye? At my party? Are you yelling at that? And he's like leasing shina resia with an engagement ring from me and she hasn't worn it this entire fucking place, ad respect for you.

Lala's like don't say that like it's a fever, bro. Brox's like oh I was the air soul, okay I was the air soul. And so James just like puts his hand in Brox's face, he's like I'm not gonna do with you yelling at me bro. At my engagement part, so he's like walks's off and Brock tells us, listen here, this is David and Goliath bro, it's not going to end well for you, cuz I'm fucking David. Well actually, I guess I'm Goliath, right? Man, dominolegy, alright. So then, uh, James is like, you're yelling at me, you're my own fucking part, and I've

got my family here you rude and obnoxious and you don't give a fuck about anyone by yourself I've been baaazful yeah yeah so James is so pissed so he like stalks off and then he's talking to um brichelle and sandapult out and he's like you know it's disrespectful him trying to get married it more engagement weekend honey come on and sand of all is like well yeah because he's like do I break it to him now that I was part of this and she's just no just say it to him say yes it was reading disrespectful to try and get married at my engagement party say it to him say it to him

Tom's like yeah okay he's like a lot's like Tom You're gonna sit there and defend them. So then Tom's like typical wala the shoot first and ask questions later Just be in a little situation So Raquel here's this and she's like wait a minute They're engaged and now she is there and she's like, um, did I say anything to them? No, and she starts like, um, did I say anything to them? No. And she started waving her claws. What did I say? What did I say? And it just cussed like, grandma buttons watching, like not in front of grandma buttons.

Yes, they had a great shot of grandma buttons here. It was like the Heather from Salt Lake City standing behind Mary's face. You know that famous shot where you just see part of her face looking on? Yeah, grandma buttons had like a horror movie shot where she's just watching this all like Grandma buttons. I'm not going to eat all of you anyway So Santa was like this is a conversation that you decide to get into law on she's like this is one of my best Friends which is just so funny every time Lala says that. And Santa was like, no fucking shit dude mine too! Lowe your voice Tom. Lowe your back. That's a lot, lot. Starting shit and then telling everybody to calm down.

So he's like, Lowe years and go sit down Lowe. Sit down. And she was like, wait what did I say? Like, what's the most like he didn't propose to me? Is that fair? Is that fair? Which is either yachting. And so, it's so stupid. And Lala's like, and you decide to announce everyone that's tacky as fuck. I mean, it's really bad when Lala has a good point

about tackiness. Like if Lala is the one who's in the right about a tacky thing, that's bad. So she's like, Yes. Oh, no. And then Lala's like, a naf and she just walks off, you know, as she does when she starts throws a bomb and then walks off like, oh my god, no. And then Lala was like, enough. And she just walks off, you know, as she does.

When she starts throws a bomb and then walks off, like, oh my God, I can't believe everyone's on fire. Well, the man is like, baby, what happened? What happened? Was there any fried chicken over there? Was that what happened? And she was like, no, I just told James what was going on. And don't tell me I wasn't supposed to do that

because James is my boy and it's gross. And Brock is yeah like, it was a secret. And so then we go to Lola and Ran talking to Ariana and Lola's like, oh my God, and Ariana do not tell me that I shouldn't have done that because James is my boy. And Ariana's like, yeah, and James is also my boy. So yeah, she's like, you don't have to act like that. And we brought Lola's like, Brock and China decided to act like we've

taken the group of people that they invited to their engagement party. And we're you going to use it as our platform for now is that we got engaged to and Ari and I was like, Lala, you're putting a real bizarre spin on that. It's not spin. It's a fact. I hate to be on my side, but I am. I mean, she's right.. I hate to be on my last side, but I am. I mean, she's right. Now, should she have gone and told? No, because she's just ruining someone else's night,

which Ariana's right about when she's like, yeah, how close is she with James when she's the one ruining his whole party with this information? Yeah. But it was still bullshit. It's not like she's finished. She's bringing it up at the wrong time, but she's not spinning it. That is exactly what fucking Shina and Brock did. They're trash.

Well, yeah, I mean, I think, I guess that maybe Ariano was saying that it wasn't as malicious as Lala's trying to make it seem. Lala's making it sound like they want to hijack everything and make it their wedding, as opposed to what their plan was to be just off to the side, do it, so that we can get some cute pictures and then come back, which is still tacky as fuck, and they never should have done it, and I'm glad they abandoned the plan. But Lala is of course, she's like elevating it, she's like basically doing all the things

to get James angrier and angrier. And I think that she's like actually a shit friend, because James could have just enjoyed this night and he could have found out the next day. And by her telling James under this guise of like I don't wanna be a fake bitch, she is like not thinking actually about, she's not thinking about James, she's thinking about herself

because she doesn't wanna be perceived as fake. But what she's really doing is totally ruining his evening. Right, yeah, and I agree with that part about Lala, but I do think that she and Brock are trying to hijack it. They were not planning on just going off to the side. You don't do that on a TV show. Like they were going to go steal all the locations that Rick L's going to have in all of her wedding shots for her wedding shots.

Then when the big episode, which is still James and Rick L's engagement episode was going to now turn into she and Brock's wedding episode still James and Rekel's engagement episode was going to now turn into Sheena and Brock's wedding episode without James and Rekel knowing about it. So it's like she was hijacking it under their nose, you know, and trying to pull a fast one. And that's just shitty. It's just like super shit behavior. And I'm not glad that James this party is actually I am glad James this party is ruined, not glad that Rekel's is because I don't think that Rekel deserves it, but James definitely deserves it. James is coming his way.

James has got some karma coming his way. But ultimately, I do think it's James ruins his own party, because if it were me, I think I would be like, that is, I would say, like, know what? That was really uncool, and I've really lost a lot of respect for you, and that was really tacky. I might even say, like, I'd like to ask you to leave.

But James is actually, but James like fixates and goes nuts. And I feel like he goes so nuts where I'm like, dude, you actually, this is like ultimately what they did was so stupid and tacky, but ultimately it didn't happen. So like just enjoy your night and you can deal with this tomorrow. But he like cannot, he's like, he is like, he is now like, I feel like he is actually like, we've now unleashed the awful James again. And like, to the point where it's like, yeah, Brock and Shina were in the wrong, but James, you're also revealing yourself to be like an awful person too, because this is the sort of like irrational, like unbridled anger that he has

inside of himself. And that just sort of comes out and you're like reminded of it. Yeah, I think that this whole thing, I'm sorry. I would like to think that if somebody did this at my wedding which in itself is such a weird thought but that I would have a wedding. But if somebody did this, like a friend of mine's like, guess what, we got engaged, you know, we're so excited. I would be like, hey, you know,

look, my friends got engaged too and just make them look like idiots, like make a speech. But the whole getting married at the, oh, I mean, it's just, I mean, I just would have lost, I just would have been like, whatever, but I also, I think there's a part of me that would have just been like, this is hilarious, those fuckers are so tacky,

look like tacky tacky, like I think I might have found the comedy and I think that James is not able to tacky tacky. Like I think I might have found the comedy. And I think that James is not able to find the comedy in it because I think he's deeply insecure about himself, about his relationship, about his standing amongst all his friends and the adults that, and I think he's like very desperate to have like a perfect engagement party because he is so fractured and ruined that like,

if he could, it's like Jack's, if he could do something perfectly that will prove that everything is great. Everything is like moving in the right direction and so this is like shattering towards him. What's interesting, because I see the similarity to Jack's two and not necessarily in the,

I want the perfect engagement party because I don't think James really gives a fuck about that. But I think that he's thinking that now that Jack's in those, that everyone's gone, like he's the new leading man, and look, this season is ending with James' big engagement party, and he's like, oh my God, and now they came and tried to steal this whole thing

for me, you know? That's my turn, mummy. Yeah, and so anyway, so Lala is basically being like, you're putting on, she's saying this stuff in our ass, and you're putting a real bizarre spin, and Lala is like, it's not a spin, it's fact. And Ariana's like, not really. And Laugh is kind of. And so then Ariana finally unleashes the mockery again.

Like, we waited all seasons since the premiere of her to do this again. And she goes, not really. Not really. And it's our cracking up. Like, this is like my favorite form of Ariana. Why has she waited so many years to reveal this lunatic mockery that she has inside of her? Not really, not really. Oh my god, please don't do that again.

She gives me the chills for you. And Ariana is like, bye. Bye. Bye. gives me the chills for you. And Ariana's like, I'm buying. I'm buying. I'm buying. She just like, I was like, she finally figured out how to handle it. Like that is like how you handle Lala. You just sort of just go crazy.

Like, oh, yeah. Well, like we got. So funny. And then Lala's like, oh my God, go away you troll. Go go back to your hole, please. And Ariana's like, oh, I'm a troll. And Elle go need the dancing true I'll spin

So Ariana is like she basically is like who know there was no need for Lala to tell James about this the middle of a party because like obviously you're not best it's not your boy if you're gonna ruin his party you know so then there she just keeps going she's like oh you're so cute you're gonna ruin his party, you know, so then she just keeps going. She's like, oh, you're so cute. You're so cute. Mala's like, yeah, I'll teach you how to be cool later. And she's like, um, I was born a fucking cool bitch and everybody knows her. It was so good. So you and if you don't even agree with Ariana, it was such a good, good moment. I was like, Charlie, did you know this Charlie walks off with Lala? I mean, that high school move. I was like, well, that tide is turned. The fucking Charlie tide. She's like, bye, which is what happens on the show. I feel like everyone's nice to Tom and Arianna, the first season

and then they're like, fuck you and then they turn on them. The next. So now, Raquel is like, I didn't know. And she goes, we were keeping it secret out of respect for you. Just, but why wouldn't you tell me, you're one of my best friends. So now you have Raquel, who's mad because she just wanted to know. She wasn't seem like to be upset about the situation at all. But she just was more upset that she was kept out of the leap.

Yeah, Raquelelso, sweet. My God. Like, she's not even thinking about herself at all. She's just like, but I wanted to know where your best friends. And she was like, but we're going to tell you, we're going to tell you tomorrow after the party. And she's like, yeah, but where your two friends and Brooks, like, yeah, I know that. Oh, I know. Or Brock, rather, I keep writing, you know, slimy men on Bravo.

Brooks, Brooks, Brooks is the top of the list. Yeah, and he's the top of the list. Oh, I had a ton of vision and Raquel was like, but we should have been the ones you were confiding in. And then Brock starts saying this, he's like, well, the thing was the venue was double booked and I called my, I couldn't find my shoe and I went to get a mox in, couldn't find that either.

Then I fell on a cactus and then I saw a clown and I thought it was a pretty clown So you know it all happened in such a crazy way and Charlie goes wait and he goes no no Charlie No, no Charlie and it's like no stop stop it don't talk to me that way. I drink good It's like Charlie trying to get in there and And she was like, just stop rock. And Charlie's like, listen, I support you guys, but this was not the time or the place. I mean, you kind of handled it better. It's all I'm saying. And she said, and well, no, she says it's not the time of plays in Broxic. Yeah, well, you know, we could have handled it. Like, you know, it goes, you could have handled it better. And she goes, stop, stop. So

she was now starting to cry. Yeah, she's squeal cry yelling stop. Just stop talking! And James, uh, then James is like, he's someone trying to get married at more engagement party because he's got similar creativity. This weekend is more, she proposed. Yes, fucking awesome, I'm so happy, but I have not worn my ring and I've not done anything because I did not want to take anything from you, and I would not get married or anything of this sort without you there.

Um, which is bullshit. So Rikels like, um, for her to want to get married at my Santa, Yinez engagement trip, is disrespectful enough. But for her to tell everyone about her engagement and our Santa, Ynez, Yn day and not include us in Santa Ynez, who does that in Santa Ynez? And then, and then she goes to tell Shina, do you see how it sucks to be the last to know? And she goes, say if the past for last. I was like, sheena. It was like a thing that people only say in movies and movie comedies. I was like, oh, she did it.

She just said it. Oh, no. And Ken and Lisa are watching. Of course, Ken's got a dog in his hand, you know, and a rod Stewart square wig on Lego wig. And he's like, you know, I don't blame him for that one, really. Yeah, I'm wondering, all of the James fights we've watched are actually on the side for this one.

Well done, well done. Bzzzzz, well done. Spocker, Spocker! So then, Brock, like Schwartz is hugging Brock and like consoling him. And Katie is telling Ariana that the way that, you know, the way that they revealed it all was not a private moment. So then James goes up to Ariana.

Yeah, this is funny watching them try to deal with it, right? Because Ariana's like, I mean, come on, they just wanted a private moment. And Katie's like, that was not a private moment. Come on. And then James is going around to all the tables going, listen, I don't want my friends talking to Brock so stay away from him Yeah, and he goes he goes he goes up to Ariana goes this is my not dolly I spent thousands dollars on this venue

Okay, and Ariana's like no one's trying to take away from your venue and no one will and no one will I'm done talking to you Ariana So so ridiculous so ridiculous. So he's pissed off and then, um, Jacqueline, the mother comes over. Of course, she doesn't miss her thirst moment to get dramatic on Vanderpump rules. You know, Jacqueline is just as thirsty as any of the waiters who have ever come on the show, right? So she's like, you all need to have some grains and celebrate their engagement and leave this bullshit for another day okay thanks Jacqueline how about you go like calm down

your son so he can enjoy the rest of his evening okay like why is my hand pump have to be the one who has it was the adult here like his mom is there and all she's doing is just adding fuel to the fire. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is.

She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is.

She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She Kennedy. I'm a fucking gentleman. I do things by the fucking tea. I fucking got gochella, where there was no kachella, and I flew my fucking family out there.

This is my event. This is my event. Mm. So then we go to James and Schwartz and Brock talking, and James is like, this is ridiculous. Oh, man, can't you believe that. Like, he's like getting himself more and more crazed as it goes on.

Yeah. So Schwartz is like, James, that's enough, man. And he's like, no more and more crazed as it goes on. Yeah, so Schwartz is like James That's enough man. He's like no, I'm talking. This is my event Do you know what I don't even want you here Brock? Okay, go home to your baby go home to your baby You know it seriously. I don't want you here. You can leave. Yeah, you can go and Brock is like well on that note You know I'll see you later at the the wedding. About 15 minutes over the end of corner. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Be honest really on one. By the way, one thing I forgot to mention that really amused me was that when they were doing their speech, when Raquel was doing her speech, James got on the microphone. I was like, oh everyone, everyone, oh everyone to quiet down. Everyone be quiet because Raquel is going to make a speech.

Okay, make some noise. I'm like, is it make some noise? Is it be quiet, James? Just be quiet. I'm like, I felt so impassioned about that moment. I'm like, I literally have to go back to that right now in the middle of this recap. So Brock, so Brock is like, honey, all right, let's get out of here. Okay. I don't want to give him all James doesn't want to be here anymore Okay, let's get home and she's like he says I want to leave and she asked by I guess I was kicked out because

What did he say exactly because get the fuck out? She's am I kicked out too? You guys listen, if you wanna stay, I'd like you to stay. Fuck it, put your ring on and stay, yeah. She is so selfish. She has all this drama and then doesn't even leave with him. She let him go home alone on this weekend that was supposed to be their wedding weekend.

I mean, that is just horrible. But she wants that ring out, okay? So she puts the ring on and he's like, I love you baby boy. So he's like, these guys are hard to deal with. You know, and now I have, do you even move for their approval, but fuck their approval, just like my credit card,

fuck your approval. If they don't like me, they don't like me. I'm telling them the same thing I told Kepital one. Fuck your approval. They don't like me. I'm telling them the same thing I told K.P. It'll warn fuck you through all of it. So then James is still really pissed and he's going after Rikali. He's like, well, he lost a friend tonight. She think I would ever bring you to a farm to announce our proposal. It's cheap and to Nase.

And Vanderpump's like, James, he's like, oh, hello Lisa. Oh, good one Lisa. It's really like a sick arm moment because he's like, oh, hello Lisa. Yeah, good one Lisa. It's really like a sick moment because he's going, it's cheap but nasty. But like Lisa shows up right when he's saying nasty because it's cheap but nasty. Hello, Lisa. Hello, Lisa.

So she goes, are you guys okay and Rickel's like, you know, the day it's not going as expected. Am I okay, James? There's no going as expected. Am I okay James? There's no one telling me how to feel right now. I'm not really sure. Can I get back to you all that? And she's like, listen, don't worry. You're getting married.

No matter what, you both did great. And James, you kept your wits about you and you handled it a little bit. And that's what you need to do with your relationship. Well done, can I get to song? I'm like, I don't think he kept his shit together. He didn't handle that well at all. What do you guys think about?

He was bringing him raving instead of being like, you know, he has a right, he has 100% a right to be mad and disgusted and disappointed, but he also just like completely lost his mind and was unable to act like an adult human being. It's like when someone gets a DUI and every time they drive somewhere, they're like, oh my God, you drove here. Good for you. Well done. It's like, you don't get a point every time you do

something right you know so and he didn't do anything right right away so James is like well usually he's telling us I would have let this ruin my knot they've always gotten to me these snakes in the grass they've always gotten the best of James Kennedy but not tonight yes they did you lost your shit ruined your whole fucking party what are you talking about and now his parents are a triple more to triple as mortified as they were before For you to be marrying their daughter absolutely I'm good at this room to not I'm gonna skip the script to show must get on So then she knows like well, I feel like I know better than anyone what it takes to be part of this group and to

Prove yourself and some are like meant to be friends forever and some are not. Yeah, it was like kind of a random ending. And the only ones they really got were Shina and Lala. They got Shina for saying that, which really made no sense. And then Lala going, well, we're dysfunctional as fuck. So if you're new and you want to get in with us, you got to get in with your bed. Okay, great. And then it ends. Yeah, it was fun. That was a fun, that was a fun stupid fight that they had there. I'm actually really excited for the reunion because I can't wait to see them talk about this fight and I'm also really interested to see about James and Rick Helper breaking up on the air. So that'll be really interesting. I wonder how many episodes this reunion is.

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