Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Engagement Ghost

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

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Let's do some small business shout outs. Be in. Yeah. I've got one from Allison, who she says that she wants to pass along a small business that she loves. It's her sister's business. Her sister owns a nail in Facial Salon

that has a full bar and is in an adorable town right outside of Chicago. She's been in business for 13 years and is definitely feeling the impact of what's been going on right now So her business is in the town of Glen Ellen Illinois and that is an Ellen with a Y LL YN and her company and Webs her website is

www.cosmosbeautybar.com and the Instagram is Instagram.com slash Cosmos Beauty Bar. And so go check it out and hopefully they offer some nice online services. It's interesting to see how all these businesses are adapting. I worry about nail salons actually. I feel like people who work at nail salons

already are sort of like really a little underpaid and so now with this whole thing it's I just feel really bad for all the Nelsalon workers etc. So go check out Cosmos BeautyBar.com. And Natalia is sending her gym, pounds gym it's spelled LBS pounds so I guess it's LBS or pounds however you want to say it. They are offering $15 a week unlimited workouts. The instructors each record a workout and then they posted on their Facebook page. And sometimes they can even go live and you guys can all tune in with them.

Her favorite is Nicole's Express Circuit. Okay, so to find them go to facebook.com slash LBS circuit training or you can go to pounds LBS circuit training Toledo dot com Woo And now let's talk about another small business the small business of running the sir empire Go cheese go cheese vanilla envelope. Mendele envelopes. I don't know why I said vanilla.

You tell me about it, Jim, and all I think about is cake. I'm sorry. Vanilla envelope sound delicious. You know, I turned on the TV this morning to watch this show to recap for right now at this moment. And I turned on the TV and the literally deep impact was just starting. And I was like, this is a great metaphor for what's going on with this show, deep impact. I mean, this is like, it's like I feel like the Sir Asteroid is hurtling towards Earth.

And we're all just going to be killed at some point because this show is just gotten just so catastrophically dull. It's like an asteroid of dullness that is coming at us. It's like an epilogue. You know, like when you watch a movie and then the movie ends and they're like, you know, four years later, look at everybody being happy. And then you kind of see the asteroid out and the, you know, like for the sequel, like maybe you'll see a glimmer of the asteroid out. That's what's happened. Like everybody's happy and this is one big long epillog of watching them all just like happily fuck each other and you know, you know, eat tuna sandwiches and stay in bed. Okay, listen, that's great. Okay, and what's the movie? I want to rewind to the movie. You better be fucking somebody else, though. I'll tell you that

much right now. Okay, both better be ready to fuck Kristen immediately. Well, you know, I'll tell you one thing that I had forgotten about Deep Impact is that it pretty much starts with a scientist in a, in like an observatory alone late at night eating a piece of pizza, listening to music having a great time, and then suddenly his little computer is like danger, there's a comet, and he's like, oh shit, there's a comet he tries to tell people, but like the server's down, so he saves the data on a floppy disk, which is hilarious And he takes a floppy disk and then he gets into his car with a big cell phone and starts driving down this perilous cliff to be like I got to rush somewhere to tell people that there's an asteroid coming

But because he's on his phone trying to tell someone he veers into the other lane and a truck drives him off the road and he crashes and explodes. And I was like, this is the metaphor. This is the Van and Pumperls metaphor, outdated technology, which is basically sir, or various faces, and like danger. And the audience is just like like the audience is like watching Thinking it's just that it we're gonna have a lovely night, but there's an asteroid coming. I don't know what the metaphor is to be honest

But it just feels like there's one in there I'm going with the year. I was like, oh, I can't wait to learn what this metaphor is now the metapore the metaphor The metaphor is that like someone don't talk on the phone while you drive. Don't talk on the phone while you're shooting a reality show. Yeah, this show is basically somebody on their phone while they drive right now. That's what it is. They're weaving all over the road.

They're in your way. You like to see a boy. Yeah, I'm trying to get somewhere and they're like, what I'm on the phone. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to get somewhere and they're like what I'm on the phone The point is it's it's just not in a very good place It's it's basically in the place of a scientist who's just exploded in his car while trying to save the world That's what the show is right now Deep impact. Yeah, yeah boring impact. Oh So I noticed something.

How come in that very, this is how great the episode is. By the way, this recap is gonna be five minutes. So, why is it that in the opening, you know when they, it's like, blah, blah, blah, and everybody's spilling drinks all over the place and shit. Okay, and then it ends with them in the class photo. How is it that Lisa Vanderpump is the only one with wind in her hair? I mean, it's amazing.

Is that special effects? Or did they just have like a little fan that's very high-powered and far away that's only hitting her? I think it's special effects. It's amazing. Yeah, it's like those weird photos that somehow like, you never see those photos where there's swirling effects to them. There's almost water behind them. Yes. You know, they're almost... I want to make what's what crap and spusters like that. It's like, we're in a picture and we're still,

but then, you know, I'm winking. Yeah. Yeah. How? I was wanting winking. Yeah. I would like, I would like to have a portrait. I think each of us should have a portrait,

but a haunted house portrait where like, the eyes will follow you. Yeah. And then maybe we might like change expressions behind your back, I would love that. But I'm gonna have like an opposite one where I'm never looking at you. Not you personally, but like the viewer, you know?

I'm always looking away. Like you can look at it head on and I'll still like look away. Like man, I'll have a very high, roughly collar. Like these of Annerpum. I'll have like a George Washington collar and maybe be in a powdered wig. Okay, the point is, Kristen is dating someone worth 20 million dollars. Do we know this? Do you know this? No. I do not hear the Kristen. Here's the Kristen gossip. So I was in my office. Otherwise known is my

bed, okay? And I heard ding-ding very important news. And I looked at my phone and Kristen is so mad because she was running errands and she was wearing like a jumpsuit kind of thing. They're kind of like those 50s mom pants where people pull them all the way up to right under their boobs or whatever. And you know, high-waisted I guess is what I'm trying to say.

Like these tight little pants and she has like a little pooch or whatever who cares You she has like a body a normal bostomic people. They're called what's up. They're called stomachs and Some perhaps took a picture of her and was like his Christian pregnant and I'm just laughing because that's like the most awkward thing ever, you know, we've all been here and And she's, I'm asked if I'm pregnant constantly. And so is Katie by James. I still got one of my nieces convinced that I am pregnant long term with a baby named Felisa, like my little sony. So anyway, she got really pissed and she's like,

listen here, reality blur. Fuck you, go fuck yourself. And like told them off on Twitter and stuff and then the rest of that article So of course I had to read the article so I went to read the article and it was like oh she's running errands with her new boyfriend Who's worth 20 million dollars? Oh you go girl So what if Kristen ends up being the richest one out of all these naughty bitches? Do you think they'll start talking to her again? Of course of course they will once is like, I got a PJ two. I want her to show up next season in a large dynasty hat. Like Joan Collins walking into that courtroom. I want her to just be like a big hat, big shoulder pads, like a big big white top the big black buttons on it and

And like a little veil on that hat and and just be just rich and rich and snooty And that's what I want for my Chris. Yeah, like a feather bow. I want her to come into sir like Hey Diana Oh darling Yeah, remember when I told you to suck a dick Well now I order you to suck a dick because I own all of these restaurants I And another thing you're all

Fired You're all fired hug I would love that if like next season begins with Kristen taking a seat Down with at least a van a pumps table and they like I'm rich now and I'm buying sir. It's like a hostile takeover and then just like 20 seconds of them staring at each other. Oh that would be great. I'm gonna rename this restaurant stupid uh really. For today's special we have a seriously in a sauce of seriously we have a seriously sea bass so But seriously seriously so this episode opens up with Stasi and Bo and they're looking through telescopes and Stasi sees

Crazy size star in the sky and it's like this is cute. I love that we're on this date. Oh, sorry guys I mixed up my deep impact notes again. Sorry. Yeah, so Stasi comes home guilty after acting with complete Jackass in the last episode Screaming I feel so embarrassed and so weird. I can't believe you are doing this to me right now So she comes in with the worst mac and cheese ever made. I'm sorry I know this is gonna start fights with you guys. No, I know somebody love this, but this shit is terrible This is it amies is that what it's called it looks like it said Annie's or a All I know is that it did not say KRA FT. Okay. Oh, it's terrible Annie is terrible I don't care what anybody says I used to get that when I had mac and cheese cravings

from the whole foods and you get it from whole foods and it's like, oh, it's so much help here because it's from whole, it still tastes like you're eating pure cancer, okay? It's cancer noodles. I'm not, of course. Plastic noodles, no, no, Annie. Yeah, no, it should be craft.

I feel like you either go all the way into craft or you do it yourself, but there's no in between. Unless you do Stofers Frozen, which is arguably maybe the best of all. Yes. So she brings in some you know I'm sorry mac and cheese. She brings some some sorry I'm sorry mac and cheese it makes it for him to apologize. You know what? I wrote I wrote in Stasi brought apology mac and cheese that's so funny we've learned how to label our foods the same way. Yeah.

And she's like, sorry, it was just Mr. right, directed anger for all that nothing that Kristen has done to me. Yeah. Enjoy a lifetime of Mr. directed anger, though, because this is what's happening. So then Bo is like, so Stasi's making this mac and cheese. And she's apparently doing it wrong.

Bo is silently judging her. And he's like, you're going to add some salt to that. And she takes like a tiny little like pinch and puts it in there and like, that is not enough. That is not enough, especially because you know that Annie is, is probably an under salted brand to start with. Mm hmm. And she's like, well, I'm glad that you're forgiving me so that we can go mazeleum shopping

together. Oh, so they're going to do that. So then we go over to Peter who's in this weird mood this season where everything he does is like, oh, oh, oh, hi, I'm Pete. It's like he's turning into a next-door neighbor, dad. Yeah, I feel like I feel like he's the host on a sitcom, or he's like, he's like in Casablanca or something. A guy who runs the restaurant, Sam, is that his name? I don't know. The point is, he's like, he's just like very sick on me. He's very like Disney family. Like, the guy who runs the diner and the kids come in

and so he says, okay, so who wants what? Let me guess. Hot dogs. Okay, I'll be right back. Yeah. Someone needs to run this place. Oh, oh, oh, ho, ho. So Dana's asking him, is it, oh no, Danica.

Danica, I'm damn it. Danica's like, I got socks. Yeah, I got some socks for, um, softball. And I got them in a sex toy store. So are you gonna play? Yeah, I'll play, because I need some sex toys. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Cuz I need some sex toys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this footage episode, which is what we saw. We saw it on Atlanta. We see it on a lot of these shows when there's a softball game or a cookball game

or some sort of silly competition to find out who's who's better than what. Like literally no one on the show in the audience, literally no one cares, except for like maybe Andy Cohen, I don't know. But like, it is, like, whenever these episodes pop up, it's just like a nightmare. Yeah, and it actually turned out to be one of the best parts of the episode, It is like, whenever these episodes pop up, it's just like a nightmare. Yeah, and it actually turned out to be one of the best parts of the episode, which is, I mean, sad. So then we go over. Let's also talk about Brett. Brett had his mind blown in the scene.

We cut over to him and he goes, these napkins are like really stiff. Like, wow. Oh, Brett. He's like, it's a big, big moment for him today. It's a big, you've never folded a napkin at this restaurant, right? Yeah. And Peter goes up to day nine and he's like,

oh, do you know where table 14 is? And she goes, yeah, he goes, oh, okay. All right, well, glad we have this talk. That's great. So now we go over to Tom and Arianna's house and Santa Vault is vacuuming their couch with this like Ghostbusters kind of vacuum. It's like a proton pack. So he's very excited about that. When I have a vacuum competition, bro. I'm vacuum better than you do. So, the Schwartz comes over and

They basically talk about softball and then James comes they're gonna practice in the backyard and James is sober But he's so he's so sober that he's cracked out. I'm not really sure what's happening I think it's one of those people that becomes sober and then just seems like a co-cad because you've never seen him sober before Not really sure what's happening. Yeah, I think he's just so excited to be shooting, you know, like, you know, just to be in front of the camera that he gets to be part of this softball game. Yeah. So it reminds me of absolutely fabulous, because he comes in and he's like, I am so, sober.

I've never been this sober. It is amazing. I played the show the other day and I got off stage and I could like feel the energy bro. I feel the energy. And you just need a dinner to come up and hand him a glass of champagne. You mean like, all right, thanks.

All right, thanks so much. It's all done, you know? Never another, never another, another everyday news life. Yeah. Yeah, so they're, so they're getting ready for the big, the big game. And by the way, in shorts, it's like, wow.

Oh, you look so fresh and clean. You look amazing. Oh, unlike Unlike me I just swam in a river for all time sake it turns out it wasn't a river it was just a gutter behind the vans oh god. So they go out to practice in the back and whether that what happens that's all I have. Nothing then Stasi and Bo they just like live a throwing a ball around. So then Stasi and Bo, they are at the the graveyard and they're looking at mausoleums and stuff. And Stasi is like, um, did you

lock the car because I do not want a spirit hijacking my car. I'm like, first of all, I feel like that's what she would want. Second of all, I can't even imagine the poor spirit. That's like, okay, finally finally it's my chance to get out of this graveyard. I'm hopping in this. I'm gonna hop in this like BMW SUV and then like it turns on the radio and it's just like nothing but laym is music playing.

I was like, you know what, I'm gonna stand the graveyard. I know it's the most depressing shit ever. It's like, God, now I have to listen to, you know, some Parisian hooker being, you know, abused. He's like, I'm trying to get away from epineen right now. If I have to hear a little fall of rain one more time, I'm going to rehang myself. So they're going, they're in the Hollywood cemetery, which I know as the dollar movie theater, basically, because that's the only reason I ever go there

to watch movies in the summertime. And because they protect movies on like a giant mausoleum wall. We should let people know because it's like people be like, wait what what are you talking about easy movies of the cemetery? You sick bastard That's why that goes probably wants to hijack the car. The ghost is tired of all these like basic Hollywood people coming in and Picking it on top of their caskets and watching, you know like I don't know the breakfast club on you know like that's the last thing the ghost wants because you know what I'm sick of this

Yeah, I've had Rosé spilled on my crib too many times. I'm leaving. Yeah, I've had it with movies from the 80s All right So they're walking around and Stasi's like, you're lucky that we're doing this because you'll know that I'm taking care of. So then the rest of your life, you don't have to worry about it. You can just mourn when I die.

And he's like, geez. It's like, you're not marrying again. Fucking, you're like, can I mourn while you're alive? Is that okay? So she's like, oh my God, look at that old tummy riding. I like, I love that. He goes, it's called Latin. She goes, it's called Latin, which is whatever.

So he's had his Fred Rob come hide the ring somewhere in here. Oh my God, Rob can hide a ring in like seven minutes or less. Which sounds like a terrifying and stupid idea in the Hollywood so much. Yeah. Look, I mean, if anything is going to get stolen, it's going to be that thing and it's going to be there. Okay. Yeah, 100%. stolen, it's gonna be that thing and it's gonna be there, okay?

Yeah, 100%. But somehow it's not stolen. And so they take a seat on this bench and bow's like, oh, I wonder what that is. Because it's like in this, it's like not a traditional box. It's almost like, it almost looks like a tiny little pagoda. And so he's like, I wonder what that is. And so I was like, oh, I wonder, is that like one of those

things that like dead people, like those bells that they would have to ring, because they're like, bear it alive. They have to ring the bells that they were like, come on out alive I do think it's one of those and he's like, um, trying to propose to you. Oh my god. Oh my god Is this a ring? Is this like one of those rings that like dead people wear to show that they're like really dead and the spirit cast the spirit side? It's your engagement ring. Oh my god. Is this like an engagement ring that goes to you to keep away the spirits like the bad spirits That way the dark messenger doesn't come and attack them and the crops like I am trying to propose a This is gonna be the most touching story when they tell their kids.

So we were in a graveyard and then you know I found like a little dead person bell and then I turned it to your mom and she said shut the fuck up and then I said you want to get married. Yeah. And she and she doesn't even say yes. She goes oh my god. Oh my god and then just grabs the ring like my brush. She's like, oh, yeah, by the way, yes. Yes, I am. Yeah.

So we get a little clip montage of their their whirlwind romance where he's like you take push my heart, bro And then like there've been good times and there have been bad times and then it shows yesterday Yeah, literally. Not really. I mean, the bad times, they're behind us, not far behind us. But, hey, you know, there have been good times. You see him in the dinosaur costume and bad times, Stasi, two minutes ago in the car. I dreamed a dream. Oh no.

So let's see. So he tells her that Lisa invited them over and she's opening up her home and stuff. And and Katie and Schwartz helps. So let's call Katie and Schwartz. Yeah. Well, they call it, they actually called Katie on Lala, I think. So she's like, you know, it's so funny. It's not she's like, you know, it's so funny. Katie or so mean. I was wondering like, why is she like, why know, it's so funny. It's not like, you know, it's so funny, Katie, you were so mean.

I was wondering like, why is she like, why was she like being so mean about me, be it about this all summer long? And Katie's like, I'm always mean. What are you talking about? I know I was actually mad that they had that over the phone so we couldn't make a meme out of that and just have that for the rest.

I just need that in my life. Katie just saying, I'm always mean. That's it. Yeah, it was actually the nicest thing she's ever said. Yeah. Yeah. Katie actually had a good episode which made me feel weird. You know she's going wrong when I'm like, oh, Katie's not so bad. So then we get a Robin rip off. Trixie Monaco didn't even bother coming to work today. She's like, just play Robin. Just play Robin into the last bar then play it backwards. Right. Bissy. I'll be outside smoking.

I'm in, I'm in an app's thinking, wait, buy my set of whoa, whoa, we. Wow, that was really good good actually. That was hard Moving to a beach solely So over at Villa Rosa Vanderpromps like I've made salad caviar cakes flowers a table a horseyy I like inside of a light it's magic Yeah, she's also wearing a dress that seems to say I'm still in mourning, but I also want to pretend I'm in a board yellow Morning board yellow headband That's what I'm wearing so lawline Katie come over and Lala's in one of those little dresses that you are making

it and it laces up on the sides. So you can see. Yes, it looks like a shonda size. It looks basically like she took a plastic grocery store bag and cut a hole in it for her head and two holes for her like and just sort of like draped it over her body and then tied it up along the sides. Fashion. Fashion.

And then she was also carrying the world's largest Chanel bag, like an unnecessarily large Chanel bag. And you see Katie, Katie has this tiny little bag and then Lala's essentially a canoe that says Chanel on it, draped on her shoulder. Yeah, Lala's basically dressed how I'm going to need to dress after this quarantine. Like I'm just going to have to split everything up and get up the sides and just like put shoelaces on it. Up and so I could just continue to expand while old Navy is closed.

Yeah, I mean, we should have realized that Pandemic was coming because she's essentially wearing a face mask, right? Like, it's just like fabric and ties. Yeah. So they come over and Vanderpump, of course, is like, what are you wearing around my husband? Oh, you seriously wearing that?

Is there nothing under there? And she flashes her little butt and you just the flesh windows right behind him. He's like, So everyone's like, then we see like clips of everyone being like, oh my god, did you see that Stasian bow got engaged? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. So they're all excited everyone's talking and then Katie texted everyone and let them know that there was gonna be this party at Lisa's house and But but because of the big fight that St Stasi got in with Kristen last night, Kristen is now officially not invited. And then they're probably like, Oh, I feel bad for Kristen.

And Mama says, um, this is like the second friends engagement she's missing. And at some point she has to look in the mirror and be like, what am I doing? That's what I say to you, Lala, every time you get your lips filled. Yeah. What is she doing? Not flying her friends around on private jets in order to buy their French jet possibly. Okay. Yeah.

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and there is just like an enormous stack of Amazon packages. I'm like, you're not even on Summer House. Why do you have so many boxes? Yeah. She's like, Stasi not even on Summer House. Why do you have so many boxes? She's like, Stasi and I used to tell each other everything and to find out on social media, so, oh, and when there's an engagement,

there's an engagement party, so since she didn't call her text me, chat with her or not, and bye. I'm gonna spend my entire night sibling my shoulder forward and backward, forward and backward, it it be like, seriously? It's over, seriously, it's over. So then Lala calls her, I don't even know why Lala's calling her.

I don't understand this, but you call it. Rub it in, Lala's calling to rub it in. Well, it's like to rub it in, but it's like I think that like she also wants to somehow be viewed as the nice person here as the one who's gonna let her down easy, cause it's the right thing to do, but it's really just like an obnoxious thing to do. And so she calls up Chris and she's like, hi, Skisco, hi, how's it going?

And Chris is like, I already know, they got engaged, I already know, there's an engagement party, and I already know, I'm not welcome there. So, Kaka. Yeah. And she's like, well, Lisa even thought you were gonna come, but last night things went so far to the left. She's like, what? Because I asked, you know, both, he was still my friend. She's like, um, that is such a weird question to ask. She's like, what? Why? I've known

it for four years. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, what is the point of calling someone to say listen, you're going to be invited until last night, so, but now you're not invited. I'm, what's, who does that? Who calls someone to tell them that? Lala Lala. She's like, well, I don't see 30-year-olds ask each other that question that often. What are you talking about the maturity of fucking people, Lala? You're dating like some 50-year-olds. Yeah, you know what? I don't see a lot of 46-year-olds ordering two fried chicken sandwiches, hold the bread at a fancy restaurant. I don't see

that happening a lot. Oh god, I don't think I don't eat chicken. But that's only because when you're 46 you just stop dreaming. That's why you don't have you don't have ambition anymore. Good for you, Randall. But the thing is this though, like what is Lala That's why you don't have you don't have ambition anymore good for you Randall But the thing the thing is this though like what is Lala talking about? I don't see many 36 roles doing that like is her sample size this like this show because Not a lot of people in the age range depicted on this show do the things that people do on this show Yeah, how many 36 year olds do you see kicking each other out of parties because they don't like that They're talking to their boyfriend

Like give me a break. Yeah, so Chris and it's like okay, but he texted me and then with Stasi's right he doesn't talk to me It's like that. It says now beyond say Chris. I hate when people do that. They're like oh She's pregnant. You can't say anything to her. She is pregnant You can't say anything to them because they're engaged now what the fuck kind of rule is that I know okay It's so stupid so questions like are you calling to argue with me and Lala's like um I'm calling to see how you're feeling It's like but you don't care. Oh that's the thing. It's like um okay. Bye now. Christine. God She goes she's so annoying Kristen gok she goes she's so annoying

You're the one who called her you you you you poked the bear of the Kristen bear, you know You're stupid so still stupid. Okay. Hey this week. Here's the judgment for this week. You're still stupid It's a fast so now we go to a scene of Stasi and Bo driving down Founta Avenue. I literally spent the scene focusing more on the streets outside their car. I was like, I think they're in Santa Monica. Now they're on Founta. Now they're on sunset. Wait a second. They're back on Founta.

There's continuity issues. But that's really what we're dealing with here. So they call her dad. And he's like, wow. Not great. Well, this is a great calling you, dad. Thanks for the support. He's like, awesome.

Oh, I just picked up some drinking club soda. Sorry for the hiccup, everybody. But guess what? Sorry, because I just banged my microphone. Well, I'm sorry for being a big use of microphone while I hiccuped. Tell, I only did it because you hiccuped. So it's your fault. Got to hate hiccuped. Well, I only did it because you hiccuped, so it's your fault.

Gotta hate hiccups. Yeah, they're annoying. Okay. So anyway, so they're just, so driving to Lisa's and Carter Textbow and was like, don't forget to thank Kristen for hooking you guys up because she made it happen. And now you and Sathya treat her like shit.

That's some cold-blooded shit right there. Also, can I have five dollars? Thanks in advance. Exactly. And they spend the rest of this episode like why would Carter even be so mad about it? He's just trying to get on Chris's get side because it also means that Carter has been cut out of this party. That's why Carter is like the biggest hangar on ever. So the starter needs to be on Kristen's good side because otherwise, how's he gonna get his oatmeal? Yeah. And when they get the text, he's like, Are you kidding me? Send that to me right now. Send it to me. Send it to me right now.

See, I just got engaged and my first order of business is the text, Kristen, say, Thank you. This is why I don't like them Oh she's I am actually like really into how much of a monster stossy's already being about being engaged it's like it's gonna be so good she's embracing it um so swords uh okay so everybody starts arriving at at Villa Rosa. We just see a little scene of shorts walking in a lung going. Baba. Yeah, he just walked in going Baba. Then everyone else shows up and Brittany's like, Oh shit, never gets old. Come again here. I feel like a princess in a fairy tale. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. I'm engaged.

Um, and, uh, Tom Sandivall's like, well, look at that turtle. He's just chilling there. And Arianna's like, uh, that's Ken. Uh, so then, like, go in and Arianna's like, uh, sure it's I didn't eat all day. So I was so excited for your seven course meal. What the fuck? Because apparently he told this big elaborate lie to get everybody there without ruining the surprise.

And he's like, I'm making a seven-course meal. Well, you guys are idiots if you really believe that's true. Have we ever seen him cook one thing? Actually, yes, he cooked steaks. He apparently is a good cook, but he remembered some dates. Yeah, that's right.

Oh, and I think they did some of the menu tasting stuff for Tom too, right? Or was that just- I just like how the most successful, competent thing he's ever done is tell an elaborate lie about a Seven Course meal. He's like, oh yeah, it's gonna be on Ethiopian dish with some bear bear seasoning and cast iron skillets,

little miniature ones for everyone, and then some fresh homemade sourdough rolls, the starter was actually started five years ago in Oregon So it's an Oregon based Artisan bread. I was like damn that sounds delicious. I'm like, why is this the only thing he's good at is Very elaborate cooking lies. Yeah, well people you don't do anything have more time You know that's true. Let's think of things like wow gosh. I would do something so great with Steph with little tiny skillets like, wow, gosh, I'll say come out and then

you'll come out and you'll say surprise and that is what constitutes a surprise party. I'm glad you all have me here. Is it a little trick I learned when I was a apprentice for magic school? Surprise. So Stasian Boa Rive, at least that looks at Stasian's ring, she's like, oh darling, it's beautiful for a poor person. Looks wonderful. Oh, and by the way, you thought this was a surprise.

But guess what? There's more! And then her whole family steps out. It basically was like the Amazing Race Family Edition reunion that I've been waiting for for about 15 years, so I was happy. Nikola just comes out and goes, surprise. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha four person bicycle that we can ride around as a family again and get eliminated on the amazing race afterwards. Yeah, and Stasi's like, oh my god, this is so touching and Vannebrunns says, darling, I've also got to dress for you if you'd like to change. I mean, you look gorgeous, you look gorgeous, but if you'd like to change, shall you know, these pictures are going to go on everyone's Instagram, darling.

It could reflect on me, so... Everyone's Instagram darling. It could reflect on me. So Yes, he's a dress. I was originally going to give to Pandora, but I think it'll look better than you Let me ask you something do you like tiny little capelets and baby dial dresses. Yes, they're perfect So Katie's like, uh, yeah, who cares? I'm not Katie's like I thought you're gonna wear a ghost outfit Okay, yeah, okay like it's a drought there. I was like wow you look so nice. Katie's like, I thought you were going to wear your ghost outfit. Oh, okay, yeah, okay, that's a down there. I was like, wow, you look so nice. It's like, why am I riding this down? Yeah, she's like, I thought you were going to wear your ghost outfit and Katie explains

that a ghost outfit is the outfit that you would wear as a ghost, which is kind of funny to me. Yeah, I love that. I watched the show as a ghost in it and she was like, god damn it, why did I have to get stuck in this? It was like some boring outfit she never looked cute. That makes me mad that to think that even as a ghost, I have to get stuck in this? He was like, so boring outfit, she never looked cute. That makes me mad that to think that even as a ghost that's a word about what I how I dress,

I'm like, damn it. And then Jack's like, like, Jack's and sand of all and shorts are like talking to Bo and Jack's like, welcome to the club bro, I'm like, oh, I hate the way that Jack's in Brittany. Really, I've like seized this, you know, aspect of being married and and just like really are riding it as far as they can. Of course, Jax is the first person to say welcome to the club.

You know, it's like yes, we get it. You're married. Yeah. And then Stasi is talking to the girls and she's like, oh my god, I was wondering why you guys were being so nice to bow last night. Like what the fuck? I thought I was like, yeah. I was like tonight you need to give them a pass. Stop, stop, stop, do you? Stop. So the least, Lisa comes out with plates and she gives a plate to Stasi and she goes, oh Stasi, I don't know how this happened that I wound up raging on you, oh comedy.

Get it? Oh, this is the service you should have given all of our customers when you have the chance That's called to get it squared So I mean it was fabulous though, you know, I know a lot of I know Vaterpub has a lot of haters these days But how many places do you go where you get little individual cheeseboards? I mean, come on. Yeah. It's pretty amazing.

And of course, Brittany is so jealous. You know, sweet, sweet Brittany, the real side comes out. She's like, you know, after our engagement, Jax had a little surprise party in our apartment, that Lisa came to, which was cool and all, but if we had done it, you feel a rose and said, in our apartment, I would have been fine with that, I would have been fine. I'm sure you would have lady who showed up to a job and to view it underwear. Yeah, now this is like, now like her perfect wedding,

her perfect engagement, all that stuff is now starting to fall apart for her. She's realizing that other people have had a little bit better and now the world is crumbling and it's, you knowumbling and it's like now she's gonna pivot fully into baby making. She needs that baby to distract away from the feelings. So, she's birth your feelings, Brittany. Birth your feelings. So she is everybody.

So everybody's eating in area. And it's like, oh my god, Tom, this is supposed to be Christen's seat. Oh, I can't get through this without hearing imaginary odds. Seriously, she's like, I can just feel her energy. Like, you know, she's saying that she can't hear. She's playing about her tiny ear drums, saying things like, what are they saying? Like, I can just feel her. And they just keep showing this footage

for Kristen at the table. They're like, interspanning it with her being like, seriously, what did you say? I have tiny ear drums. I can't hear. What did you say? Following down, who's being Kristen? This show needed Kristen.

Not over with baskets. Yeah. Those needed Kristen at the table. And I don't care if it's a start shit. What do you think you're on? National Geographic? Of course, we need her to start shit. I want Kristen think you're on? National Geographic? Of course she was there. We need her to start shit. I want a question to be there and like start sending Bo-Tex across the table. Just to watch you go, you know, go haywire.

So Brittany's like, so what do you think about Bowel? And he's like, he's fine. Okay, and you're going, you're tall. I can't believe how tall you are. He's like, yeah. Um, you have a girlfriend? Yeah, a girlfriend.

Oh my god, you're even gonna be taller than Bowel. Do you have girlfriend? What's that like? You're in high school. What's high school like? Oh my god, Jesus'm a girlfriend. Oh my god, you're even gonna be taller than both. Do you have girlfriend? What's that like? You're in high school? What's high school like? Jesus Christ lady and then they cut the sheen of telling us I mean 21 is the youngest I think I would have her cop was yeah, I don't want to date younger than that. They're so cold to see No, are you trying to make it look like she is trying to rape a child? I know that's what I was thinking I was like this interview was probably dredged up from two years ago, and they just spliced it in there to make her look like she is a predator.

Yeah, and she's like, oh my god, like look at us. Like you were so little last time I saw you and that were eye-leveled. Do you have an Apple watch? They're really great. I'm gonna replace Scatic Wars. What do you think of that, a lot of us? I was like, okay, okay, maybe they were on to something So now we go back over this unless you want to discuss Brett. I'm in a bow Seeing I'm engaged. No, I didn't think it was funny that Jack's was gonna text Carter back like some nasty text to stand up for Stasi

Cuz Jack's is just so chivalrous, you know, and they're like no, dude You don't have to do that and he like, well, I know what Carter really texted. He just wants to get some christened points. Make it look like he was standing up for christened. I'm not falling for that shit. Yeah, says the guy who is like the king of getting Britney points. Like in fact, that entire wedding was nothing but Britney points.

He's just storing up that capitals that we can cheat again. He's like filling up his tank. It's cheap tank. And then we find out the Brett is a no worries waiter. I hate no worries, waiters. Okay. No worries, waiters, those people who bring your food. And then you go thank you and they go, no worries.

Oh, I hate that. Also, like, you know that a Brett really had full freedom. He would be a kneeling waiter too. Yeah, have we not seen him kneel yet? He's totally a kneeling waiter. Not yet, but he's a guaranteed kneeling at your table. A guaranteed kneeling waiter.

Yeah, he's a no worries kneeling waiter. No worries kneeling waiter. And he probably also volunteers his favorite dishes before you even, like, ask. He's like, um, then he questions about the menu. I have to say, I love the iceberg lettuce. It's so good. Like, thanks.

I didn't ask for your opinion. Yeah. So then, uh, out at the smoking dumpster, uh, Charlie is hanging out with Dana and Raquel. And Dana is like, um, so has everything going and Charlie goes, you know, who says I still haven't had the pasta here? Charlie! Oh Charlie says I still haven't had the pasta here. And she's like, she has Dana goes, don't, it's a slippery slope.

And she goes, well, I finally have spaghetti for the first time the other day at Olive Garden. Yeah, just like I barely tried it like I like that her arc really is about pasta So so you gotta still love this show for what it is. I mean you do still essentially what the show is So Brett comes outside and then pretty much half the girls are like by and you're like what is it me? Is it my is it my body odor? I'm like, no, but I'm assuming it's just an immense amount of ax body spray and we know you use it because you said so, what are you guys

with throwing axes? So anyway. So, Dana tells him, yeah, when I walked in, it was really weird vibes with Max at that party, but Max was, you know, look, I just wish I met you before Max because he's a kid, and you're like a man. Like we have these conversations.

Yeah, he's like, yeah, you just understand me in regards to what I'm feeling. Know what I mean? No worries, mind if I kneel down over here? No worries, you know what's in my heart? Know what I mean? No worries. Yeah.

Dana's like, yeah, Brett's a fucking man. Brett fugs me, I feel like I'm being embraced by a man. when Max hugs me. I'm afraid I'll break his arms, you know And she's like yeah, and he's just gonna be under the next shiny thing and Brett says yeah He's like one of those guys who's like fishing but with like one of those blanket things and then he takes all the fish She's like yeah, he's over fishing. He's like over fishing fish. She's like, yeah, he's over-fishing. He's like, oh, we're fishing. Yeah. It's like one of those men who fishes, new fishermen. Yeah, I love that idea. So then waking up in the morning, Stasi is already staring at her ring, her dogs on her pillow above her head. She's like, kiss it. Kissing you fucking bitch, you're out

of this wedding. She is fully on a power trip, making her dogs kiss her ring. Like it's kind of amazing, right? And she's like, I want a small intimate romantic wedding in Italy, okay? And Bo is like, um, can we just like have a moment to just like enjoy this moment before we do all think about that? Let's just enjoy this moment. Because while part of enjoying the engagement moment is planning, okay? Anyway, I ordered you a toxic over there in the corner. Yeah. She's like the second to spring went on my finger. I turned into a terrorist. Yeah. Oh, so he's like, uh, come on. And he's like, who are you right now? She says, I'm a bright demon.

Yeah. So then we go over to Kristen's house house and we see she has put out a welcome mat that says have the best day ever period. Yeah. No, it says have the best day ever But the period at the end with the period. That's a that's what's trying to inflect None of this have the best day ever is like an exclamation point. That's true. This is more like have the best day ever Seriously the best day ever is like an exclamation point. That's true. This is more like have the best day ever. Seriously. So Jackson Brittany come over with a lawn mower and Brittany's like, are you excited to come? And Jackson tells us, I love cutting grass. Because my dad lacked it. I thought Jackson's odd, odd, I thought Jackson's odd, odd, like, love of mowing lawns was the first enduring thing that he has exhibited in like four years on this show.

Well, certainly the first useful thing that he has exhibited. Yeah, exactly. I was like, it's kind of cute, I thought, that he just, like, loves mowing lawns. Well, someone else. And also kind of psychotic, because he's like, I love the line up the lines, you know? I'm like, okay, it's a little little scary. Yeah um one of the people on our Facebook was saying that in Australia when you say I like cutting people's lives that means you like fucking your neighbors wives. Oh well which makes much more sense actually. Yeah yeah that does make sense. So Jackson's all knowing about grass. He's saying, well, he's got the

wrong kind of grass out here. She's from you to grass out here. He's got Kentucky long grass. This isn't gonna work. What's gonna happen when Jackson just stops doing trucks? I'm like, this whole world is gonna fall apart. Brittany's gonna be like, I said I'm serious anymore, shut up. Seriously. So, uh, so Brynny is talking to Chris, she's like, are you okay yesterday from, and stuff, you know, from when like we all went to Lisa's house and then you weren't invited

and then you were the only one who wasn't there, but like everyone else is there, but like not you and like you weren't included again. So like, it was just like another milestone that you missed. Are you okay from that and stuff? No, I didn't want to be around anyone, and so I had Carter take the dog.

I just don't want to be like, but I don't want to buy out the dogs, alright? I don't want to buy them. It's a bummer. It's a bummer. Yeah. No. Even when the Christians like in an agitated state,

because even when she said no, she's like, she couldn't even say no. She just says, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she was still not okay. No, no, no, no. You're supposed to bump your dog out. That's what they're there for. Like, everything a human does, bumps her dog out.

Like, at first you make them happy and you give them a treat and they're like, oh my God, that was amazing. But the second you stop petting them, they're like, why did you stop petting me? Do you hate me? I'll just sit over here while you don't pay me any attention. I'm gonna pretend I'm ignoring you while I'm staring at you from this couch, not paying any attention to me.

Are you having fun not paying any attention to me? Cause I want to die. Oh, maybe I'll take a nap and keep one eye half open. Well, I want you not paying attention to me. Ha ha ha ha. And of course, in things that she hasn't been consistently bumming out her dogs all this time, then, you know, she's misguided. Okay, I don't think like sending them away from one night is gonna relieve them from them being bummed out in her presence.

I know, now they're with Carter. Wow, you really did those talks for favor. Yeah, it's probably prostituting them out to get some cash. Yeah, they're probably loading photography equipment into somebody's book. So Brittany's like, we didn't want you to find out like that, we just want to take you on Instagrams. And she's like, oh, you know what? Why? Why? Does it make it better when Lala Kalk calls me? And says, you're invited.

And then hangs up on me, because that's what she did. I'm like, wait, call me. And then I cry at Nicole Carter. There I did it. I got Carter. Okay, are you happy? Yeah. And then Jackson comes in because he brought like the wrong batteries for the mower. And so it died, which we actually saw happen. And he was like very crossfallen about it. And so he comes inside like, yeah, the mower died. Also, you know, Kristen, Carter sent this text. This is what he said, and we think he's just doing it

to get brownie points with you. And she's like totally like brownie points, received, and given out. So I think yeah, she's like, that's the sweetest thing anybody's ever done for me. I swooned a little. So then we go over to Park to see this softball game. And of Katie comes in with a great attitude.

She's like, it's not that I've never played softball. It's that I hate this game. This is what you do in your marion. You support your husband by standing around eating all the nuts and complaining. Okay. Yeah. So then we start flying softball. Guys, yeah, everyone's wearing black.

Lisa Vanderpump shows up to throw out the, the ceremonial first pitch. And what I loved about this is that Lisa was actually dressed almost identically to Mariah Carey in her iconic, um, uh, baseball pitch clip from when she was at a baseball game in Japan. I was like, wow, I love, I loved Lisa's dedication to this Mariah moment. It was great. How many times do I need to tell you, I'm part of the K-Community?

Yeah, so Lisa's like, well, when it comes to team building exercises, I'm on board. So, you know, it's kind of funny because it used to be that when Lisa would show up at these kind of events, I was like, okay, the producers made her show up, but I'm kind of getting the feeling like Lisa's really lonely now. Do you get that vibe? I feel like I feel bad for Lisa. I feel like she's like showing up at everything with like an excuse. Like, well normally I would not go to rock and

rye leaves to celebrate Brett's new hang nail, but you know I want to be a supportive boss. I'm like Lisa, your board and you're lonely right now It's okay. Yeah, she's not cheating with other ladies now, so she's like oh, but I get on television This angry it doesn't send itself to fence no fence mentor Normally I would never go through the movies with Stasi and Katie, but you know I'd like to encourage my former employees to have an active social life, so here I am! It's like you wanted to go to movies with two gals. Normally I don't just hang out behind Mausoleums, just in case someone shows up to propose to somebody but here I am!

Normally I don't walk around with extra battery packs for lawnmowers, but you know I want to encourage good lawn health for my friends. Normally I don't walk other people's dogs but Kristen is so upset little pookie and dookie walking around the valley. Where is the mystical place anyway that we are? Normally I don't deep fry chicken in mass but sometimes I get important for my former employees Fiancé is to be very fed would you like some ketchup with your extra fried chicken breast? No worries Everything Everything you just like look at me who would have thought that they would come for that be waiting on Lala and Randall I can't believe it when they've woken up in the morning and I'm already at their house ready to play

normally I don't realize I'm on a robot and she told of the humans in the room the ma- who are you this is Westworld could you please get off the screen she's just showing up in completely different TV sets normally I do not encourage the creation of Crystal Math and selling it in New Mexico, but I think it's important for aspiring students. Normally I wouldn't talk to a country troll. Can you please get out of the trolls film? Normally I, I wouldn't want to sing a Whitney Houston song,

but I do love to support Paula Abdul and Simon Gowell and Randy Jackson every now and then Now she's going back to bass shows Well, American idols act she's still happening, but she's probably that girl, though She's on Golden Girls, but wait a minute Normally I don't like to give out free coffee especially to the same six people who are always sitting at my coffee shop, but I do love when people have such good friendships. I hope no one minds, I fired a goss, I've never really understood him. Alright.

Normally, I don't just give out free psychiatric advice on the radio, but it's important for me that people get sound sound guidance in their line You're a doctor Laura now Frasier crane. Hello. Oh, Frasier crane. Sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm not How would you mind how dear you go to dr. Laura? We're talking about sick comms and TV and you take it to dr. Laura But I give you easy freezer reference To salads and scrambles and TV and you take it to Dr. Laura, but I give you an easy, phrasier reference. ["Tos Ali's and Scramble Chile and Sea Bass."

I said it again. Normally I don't do stand-up, but it's important for me to sometimes stand in front of a brick wall and say, what's the deal with answering machines in our eyes? Yeah. So, do do do do do do.

Mm-hmm. So, then we find out some fascinating history. Sheen is like, I played softball, like when I was a little kept in her high school, I'm like, right now, surely was part of the Rockford Peaches. And the movie, A League of Ther Own, was actually based on that film. So yes, and I can pitch with these nails. Pretty done,'t got the connection of a league of their own to Vanderpump rules at that moment was a little bit too much for me to process. I was like this note stop. I didn't believe that I looked that shit up and it's true. She knows great amp was that's amazing. Her great answer was a rock for the peach and her auntie is in the crop tops like It is unbelievable, okay, there's not crying in waitressing

There's you'll be in that place Okay That would be her version of it by the way just her seeing the second there again just stop against it okay Don't sure stop being my playground normally. I don't sing Madonna darling Normally I don't play baseball but Given that it's water and Gina Davis is such a good player. I thought I'd just hang out with Rosie and bad in the battlefield here for a moment. Great app, surely. He's like, um, could you please get out of League of R-Rome? Out of the great.

So Schwartz is batting and Katie is likeba. No, I just want more sunflower seeds. Katie is doing what I've always done at baseball games. I would only go with my dad when it was 10 cent hot dog at the Diablo's Trumpaso. And I would sit there and binge the entire day. It's like, you're not pulling me anywhere with that 10 cent hot dogs. The 10. I had flashbacks of when I actually was on a softball team out here in LA, which I know

is pretty shocking to most people that I was on a softball team, but I was and I actually did not enjoy any moment of it. And I was so bad. And one time I finally, like, I finally got like a double or something and I got on to base. And like, I got on to second base and I was so excited I started jumping up and down but while I was jumping up and down I drifted off of the base and then they tagged me and I got out.

And I never celebrated again. And to this day. All right, Sean offplay something. So James goes over to sit next to Katie and he's like, how are you? He's all energetic now. She's like, I'm bored. What do you want? What do you want String bean? He's like, well, I was very surprised that's me to play. She goes me too Well, I just want you to know I haven't had a drink in over a month And I've been thinking about how's treating people and you know

Just want to apologize for I don't know. I guess everything I've ever said before There we go clips of him be like wait. Are you pregnant? Oh, those shorts aren't looking for you lose some weight honey Yeah, and she's like um This is the last apology, okay, because I've heard this before because like oh, it is the last and seriously I'm sorry Katie and she's like, oh, it is the last. And seriously, I'm sorry, KT. And she's like, I'm not cold-blooded. I mean, he spent time thinking about the things he said and he's done. And people are mean to me on Twitter about it. And so I'm done with it.

Yeah. Plus, what if he has a private jet? I don't know. There could be a live upside. So then we then we find out that Charlie was also a big softball player, which is pretty surprising. And she's like, I'm very competitive. Probably because I didn't have a dad growing up. And then she just starts laughing. I'm just fucking with you. Which is great. And then Brett gets up to the plate and someone yells, hey, vegan Brett, you're trash.

And I was like, that's the spirit. He's like, I'm going make you so proud these dishes. He's like, oh Brett, you don't need to impress me. Keep it top on this. Keep it top. So then Tom San DeVal becomes basically a softball Nazi and he's like, dude, no bunting, dude, no leader. Oh, dude, no, grab the ball, grab the ball grab the ball throw the balls grab the ball dude

And Jackson's like there's no wait Tom Santa ball knows enough of that softball See me a rules please Says the guy with who brings over a broken lawn mower Yeah, he's like he's such a baby such a baby never seen such a big baby in my life. I'm like Yes, I wouldn't change anyone on my team for you. I wouldn't change anyone. I wouldn't even change Raquel no offense Raquel She's like what did I do Because people don't understand the competitive nature Until they've been on the pageant circuit

So then we see her at bat and she hits. She hits and then she's like not sure what to do next. So she's sort of like gingerly puts the bat down and it's like run, Raquel, you could do it. You could do it. So then she starts doing ballet leaps or Souda Shaw as I was told, they're called. She's just like doing these like nutcracker jumps jettays to the base.

I was like sweet sweet Raquel. And and just like still think I'm not worth training So let's see who loses it is Tormon area and his team Tom Tom will lose is they're down. They're dead. They're done for they're finished They are, which means they have to clean the top, top, top bathrooms. And then Ariana is so mad, she like takes the badge, she throws it into the ground, but it bounces back and it's right in the face. And her face is just all bleeding. That is so us.

Oh my God. Yeah. And that breaks us to the end. And yeah, and that's the end. I was like, okay, all right. So that's the end of the show. Um, that was episode 17. Now I think they would have done 24 with reunion, so that would be four more episodes left. Until the next 10 episodes because they also have to play kickball, volleyball,

really race, field day, and um, I'll start to play kickball, volleyball, really race, field day, and um... No, the main day. Yeah, doggy, volunteer day. So yeah, we got some good content coming our way. Alright everybody, thanks for being here. We will be back tomorrow with a video recap of Vietnam Housewives of Pebbinger. Bye everyone. Bye. Bye everyone! Bye! Blazing deals, balance options.

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