Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!

Episode Date: April 25, 2018

Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and Ariana's house-hunting adventure, and Peter rolling napkins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker from BesideBlog.com and the Bantaur Blender podcast. And joining me today on this lovely, lovely day is the one and only the hilarious Ronnie Caram from TrashChalkTV.com and the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Oh, hello, Bing! How are you doing on this Tuesday? Good, it's so pretty out there. It's so pretty. I mean, I wouldn't know. I haven't been outside today, but according to the window, it's pretty. And I've got parrots outside, so that's fun. Well, you have parrots outside?

We got some wild parrots living in the tree outside. Oh, this town, I swear to God. Yeah. People are just, it is this town, because people are like, I'm gonna get a parrot, and they're like, whips are lost it. It's like some dumb hooker up in the hills, you know? Like whips, sorry.

It's like, I got a Panther for fun, lost it. I got a monkey lost it. It's like the most random things wandering around here. Exactly. And these parrots have a very, a convection-noing bird call. It's like a, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Which is like not unlike a Bravo star.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're all seen out, the parents are all just seen in. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the local parrots just popping off on each other. The other thing I was going to mention, I had something I was going to mention that was vital. Oh, our Philadelphia show, our second Philadelphia show, those tickets go on sale tomorrow at noon Eastern, so don't miss your chance to get those because, I mean, who knows, it may sell out really quickly, it may not, but why risk it? Why be one of those people that's like a week before being like, oh my god, how do I get a ticket? Can you release more tickets?

Just get them now. Get in. Don't risk it, biscuit. Don't risk it like a biscuit. Yeah, don't risk it, biscuit. I lived on a farm. See, a biscuit is like a bread product, okay? And it's like, it's like a loaf, but it's a biscuit.

And so what you do is you eat it. So that's one where I say biscuit, that's what I'm referring to. Not trisky, man. They have those in the city too. I was so surprised when I saw this for the first time. Also, we're doing a show on Gay Pride Weekend in San Francisco. Come to that.

Yeah. That's going to be so fun, but people have to come. Yeah. Listen, we are gay pride, okay We're gonna have our penises out and ready. I got a Taco Bell body suit. Yeah, yeah Exactly. We're gonna wear Ben's promised to wear it already and and like I said if you come to our show You then get the ability to say wait a second. I'm not homophobic I went and saw watch a crap and I gay pride weekend So like that could really come in handy.

You never know if you're on a reunion, a reunion episode, it might happen and you might need to say that. And by the way, let's not overlook Phoenix, which is just two days before the San Francisco show. So that's gonna be exciting because we're gonna be in Phoenix in the summer, but it's gonna be a dry heat. So we're gonna be okay. Yeah, tell that to the poor people of Phoenix.

Maybe we'll like. I love when people say that, they're like, it's a dry heat, it's different. Like I grew up in the dry heat. It was like I rock heat. Okay, and I'll pass up. It's like it's like a hundred and some, you know, 10 degrees or whatever.

And people are like, well, at least it's dry heat. I'm excited to go back to Phoenix. I was there with a family vacation about a year ago and we had so much fun. Actually the reason the number one reason thing I'm gonna do in Phoenix when let me go back there is I'm gonna go to this Moroccan restaurant. I forget what it's called but this guy made these date sh- date smoothies or date shakes that were like beyond. I'm just like counting the days to get date shakes and in Phoenix.

Oh yeah, those are good. Oh, this guy did like a really, really good one. So. And then you go poop, great. So everybody come to Phoenix. You'll see Ben talk about how great he just pooped after his date shakes. It's gonna be great.

Yeah, it's gonna be great content. That's why everyone should come. I think that's, I don't even remember the venue It is in Phoenix. I feel like it's I can look it up right now It's just a little mention it. Might as well be professional. Right? Now if we don't know just don't say it. Well, I just we have all these venues. It's hard to keep them Keep them straight the Phoenix one is that stand-up live Yeah, stand-up live Phoenix

Yeah, we up. Yeah, stand up. Phoenix. Yeah, well, check it out. We're gonna be live. Well, now I have a confession to make before we start this Vanderpromp rules. Last night my Brian, my name are Brian, was like, you want to go to the store? So that usually means like you want to talk. It's like, sir, you know, so we went to Whole Foods

and I had five minutes left of Vanderpoop Drolls and I pressed pause and then I was like I'll just finish it tomorrow before the show and then I turned it on today and it was no longer on my little YouTube TV thing so what the hell so I don't even get to see the last see the Vanderpupp rules today. Wow well I'll be able to I'll be able to hold your hand through it I can I can talk through it. It'll be okay It was it was not it was not tremendously dramatic. I believe Well when they said I'm on jack's gift everybody scabs

It was jack's talking to a string and she's like oh my god. You look like you're crying and I was like it's his His pupils are so dilated. What kind of doctor are you? Okay? strap them down to a bed in a dark room and just make the man detox for a little while So you can at least remember so you didn't even get my biscuit joke then did you because that was in the last five minutes when When Britney said rule the roost oh? No, oh Okay, well, we'll get to that because not my my biscuit joke was actually a reference to something that Brittany said so because I said biscuit first Oh my god, you see guys it's like oh my god, it's a Matt It's see there's so many important things in band-a-pum rolls

You can't miss five minutes even if nothing even if nothing seemingly happened We've already got a botched inside joke Yeah, I know but that's so weird that I said biscuit and then you said a biscuit thing and then it was the part that I missed you guys She didn't talk she didn't talk about biscuits, but I thought I don't know the way you set up your joke I thought you were making reference to something that she said that I thought for sure We're just gonna joke about like crazy, but I guess we won't be able to know. I'll just be explaining it like crazy Yeah, yay, that's okay

I'll just be explaining it like crazy. Oh, yeah. Yay. That's OK. So why don't we dive in? Because I guess Ronnie, you also missed the part where they said, come me up next week on the season finale of Vanderbump Rules. Well, I was so confusing anyway, because Lisa Vanderbump

tweeted yesterday. She's like, it's the end. Is anyone excited? Who's with us? And people were like, it's not the end, stupid. Yeah. Just like welcome to the season finale. Lisa has gotten a little bit too preoccupied with Mr. Nicolay.

Nicolay, Maestro. Yeah, she's swinging on some pen to them somewhere, not even knowing what a goddamn season finale is. Plus or heart? Well, she's got two shows going on at the same time. It's a lot to take in. So, um, uh, this week's episode begins where last week's left off, which is Britney be like, raw hell, JX. I'm leaving. I'm getting into an Uber X. I'm going somewhere. I don't even know JX. You just gave Britney a lot of damn credit because that was not a new bricks. That was one of those ubers. Yeah, that was one of the IUbers with like a super fat guy driving

a tiny car. It's like me in a in a driving an Uber, but it's one of those like Fiat cars. And then you have nowhere to put your feet or your knees. Yeah, I've been in those Ubers before. It's not pleasant. I'm always in those Ubers and I felt for Brittany. I was like. It's not pleasant. I'm always in those ubers. And I felt for Brittany. I was like, she's not even wearing a bra. Not that she usually does, but still. She needs to be in a bra. She's going to get into a small uber. Yeah, you need to be protected.

Yeah. We made it more. Have we ever talked about Lala making s'mores in the opening of this show? You know, we may have, but let's revisit. That's it. That's just like, why is Lala making some more? Like, the kind of hostess does that. Reminds me of when I was a kid. Oh, by the way, so- It's me and my mama.

That would actually make that such a better restaurant if the hostess gave you some more. Their Yelp reviews would be so much better. Um, you know, it's funny. Well, it's not, it's like sad, but it's funny. I forget, someone posted this either in, I don't know if it was in, it's all crappin'ing or watch our crappin' live in Lovenade

or whispering out leans, but someone posted, very sadly, La La's father actually just died. I think maybe yesterday or the day before, terrible, that wouldn't wish that on anyone. And E news on their Instagram account in their attempt to sort of break this news, to be respectful, etc. They're like breaking news. Lala Kent has lost her father and has said she's never felt hurt like this, whatever, or sorry, whatever her statement was. And they put up a picture of Lala hugging her father.

But in fact, it was a picture of Lala hugging her boyfriend. But in fact, it was a picture of Lala hugging her boyfriend. Well, she calls him both daddy. It's like if you look at Lala daddy, you know? It's like just a very awkward moment. We're like, this is so sad. Also, ooh, awkward, awkward. I don't want it so sad. I'm really trying to force myself not to make

image search jokes on Malah's daddy. It's like a geriatric bachelor. Oh, well, sorry, Loller. Well, E news, it's just a shock that E news. It's a shock that E news with their journalistic integrity could ever botch something like this. I mean, just when they were about to win the Peabody award, right? Yeah, it's like a real down rather moment We know this is gonna be an important episode because the song isn't even like

Privileged privilege right why Pim rib and li- like there's no words. It's just like heavy hip-hop. It's like words, it's just like heavy hip hop, it's like, don't, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, like we don't need lyrics. The bit of tricky monical was like, I cannot write lyrics for this. It's too heavy. The pain, that's my silence be the lyric. Let them just feel me staring at the floor. Here's what I'm gonna do. Okay, I'm gonna put the microphone up to my heartbeat and he can hear my heartbeat and that is my lyric right there. Sorry, that was my stomach growling. All right, do it again. Take two. Keep rolling. Paul, Paul, write that down. I want to do something called my stomach is growling. My stomach is growling. I'm hungry for life. That's what I'm hungry for. life that's what I'm hungry for. Crackers, crackers, because that deserve it all. Crackers.

Pull quiet, stop running track. This is a silent song. Okay, so, right now, Spriggy JX, and he's like, he leads over the balcony and he's like, this isn't what I wanted, and she's like, yes, you did, dumbass. Yeah, which I love angry Britney.

She's so funny. And then, Jackson's just left to do it every depressed person does cry. Just getting, he just stares at the dogs. He's like, I'm never walking you again. Then he gets obviously Britney's pizza out of the fridge. And you can tell because he's picking all the jalapenos off of it. And I'm like, that guy is so gross. He's not going to wash his hands after he picks off those jalapenos. And then he's going to like touch a door handle. And then somebody later it's going to That guy is so gross. He's not gonna watch his hands after he picks off this hall of pain, he knows.

And then he's gonna like touch a door handle. And then somebody later it's gonna touch that door handle and then touch her eye and think they're dying of something. Yeah. Jack's way to go. I like that when he said, this is exactly what I didn't want to happen. Like when he says that,

A, you don't get to control the outcome of your dumbass decisions. Second of all, what did you think was gonna happen? You think she'd be like, oh, okay, J.X., I'm happy with that. I want me to make you a sandwich now to celebrate. Should we fuck again? Like what is he doing?

Well, you never know with Brittany. Brittany could be like, hey, I made you a cheese plate, J.X. I cut up some cream cheese, roll it in a hand. He's like, dammit, it's still not a sandwich. Well, I'll be in a family instant. And he's like, I just want for it need to be happy. And I just, I'd see her and I don't see her as happy. I'm like, oh, what a noble man. Falling on your sword. What a martyr. Look, look, look at the good you do. The reason why she's not happy is because of you. And this is not how it's gonna like,

well, it's good. It's good. It it's good, it's a good movement for it, but like, you're the one who's actually unhappy and you don't want her and you're gonna put it all on her by saying, well, she's unhappy, so I'm letting her go. He's fine, he's not unhappy, he's just too good. He wants to buy another chicks. Well, that's not being unhappy, it's just being a whore face. He's trying to, he's just wanting a horse.

He's just wanting a horse to fuck the raky lady. That's like. He just doesn't want to be in the release. Unhappy in the relationship. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't he doesn't want to be in the relationship, but he doesn't want to be the one to say that. He wants to he he's happier to paint himself not as selfish, but as you know this broken bed who is you know, doing something selfless, like even though he would want to be in the relationship, he's going to let her go because he loves it too much to keep her with him. If you love it, let it sleep. Okay.

So Jackson. So of course he goes over to Jackson Katie and opens her door with his dirty jalapeno finger. And I was like, LOL, it's going to be one of those two gets a burning eye. So I was less mad at Jack's. You see? It's like I've already come full circle this episode. You know this was serious because he didn't he didn't ride his cooler over to their apartment. He's like I got a walk for this one. She took the cooler battery. So he he goes in there and he tells them what's going on

and he is like you know I think I'm a pretty decent human being and Katie goes, um, the scene is miraculous because it really may be like Katie. Oh, wow. It's rare for me. I know it's rare, but she was really funny. You can see she's like, she just scrunches up her face. And then of course, you know, Tom number two is like, yeah, I know you wanted to just sleep all day. It must be hard for you. And Jackson's like, yeah, I'm a decent human being.

But I had to end things with Brayton. She's like, right now. She's like, it's just right now. Yeah, really? And he's like, yeah, she dropped a couple of F-bombs and left. Yeah, which almost makes it seem like she's the crazy one, right? Like, like, she's the one who's acting like not an adult in this situation. And he's like, he's like, oh, you know, it was really hard for me to do this this morning,

because you know, it was a great morning too. It was so great, you know, we had sex last night, we had sex this morning, and then I had to tell it, like, wait a second. You had sex with her, and then you had to tell it, like, wait a second. You had sex with her, and then you dumped her. He's like, yeah. He's like, but I've been feeling this way for a year, you know? I need to fix me and be happy with myself,

and part of that means having sex, and then dumping someone. Yeah, and Katie's like, that's the last douche bag move you pull on her. Yeah, right. Yeah. But he's like, you know, howchebag move you pull on her. Yeah, right. Yeah. But he's like, you know, how sometimes you just need to get off. And Tom's like, yeah, and Katie is just disgusted, you know.

It's so funny. It's like when you open that bottle of ranch and you're like, oh my god, this is the one from six months ago. It's just been sitting in the back. I'll still drink it. Yeah. That was the look on her face. You're like, well, I expired only like three days ago. So I mean, what is time anyway?

Exploration dates are a conspiracy to get us to keep consumers. As we all know, it's not the expiration date. That's the sell-by date, which means you still have a week after it goes by that date. Hit the sneeze, sell-by sneeze. So then we go over to Sir, where Lisa is checking in with Chef Joe. Sheff Joe, I'm back from a mission with Nick Alley in AK, the Maestro, and I was looking at my Manila folder for business and I saw new specials tonight, Terri Prattell. What are they? He's like, Cheelin' Seabass! Don't you mean Patagonian Toothfish?

No! Cheelin' Seabass! And she's like, NOOOOO! It's like a passing Lisa Vanderpump's road engine car. NOOOOO! This will set Los Angeles on fire. Did you get the feeling that they just were like,

maybe it's me being a little bit glorious, but did you get the sense that they went and shot and edited that scene and inserted it just for us? I mean, they went out of their way to include it to the audience. No, I think you sound like a serial killer. You're like one of those serial killers He's like they're talking to me the TV is talking to me. He's telling me to kill fish from chili I'd serve them with

Chef Joe with that with that Chilean sea bass will you be serving any beat solid? He's like, yeah. Speaking of beat, that's how I feel after this long ass relationship, it was like walking up 20 heels. Brittany, this is a Brittany heavy relationship, and I'm thankful, you know, if only I can make a really bad impression of her 20 times. So first Lisa's like, did you hear Lala?

She lay in sea bass. No! If you thought you were getting Patagonian to a fishnide, guess what? They're the same thing. She's like, Lala, I got Lala. I got you. A gift.

And Lala's like, oh my god, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna barf. I don't know. I can't even make it. And it's these big long hoboots, which it's probably the sweetest thing. You know, that's all Vanderpump really needs. If you're a guy, she needs you to be a drug addict, a fuck up, you know, mess up all the time and let her forgive you. And if you're a girl, she just needs you to be a broken ass hoe. That's all she's ever wanted out of her friends and her underlings. You know? Yeah, she's like, she's like, well I sold them in the window and I thought of you.

I mean, I got lost and wound up on the wrong side of town and next thing I knew, I was walking along Hollywood Boulevard. Almost that same neighborhood where Max went to school for a day. It was so scary, but then I saw the boots and thought, Lala. How much is that doggy in the window? Boots, boots. And I got them for you, little Lala.

Oh, it was odd, because we don't see her give many gifts. No, never, especially not boots like those. I'll always remember that episode of Beverly Hills when Ken and Lisa brought Max to the Institute of Music, whatever's called the LA Institute of Music or Music College. That's on Hollywood Boulevard and they acted like they were going into a third-world country. It was like the scene in big business when they get kicked out of the cab and have to walk to the subway. It's like, eh, mama's it, da, like, it was just holdable of art, you know. I know she was terrified.

She was like, please never do this to me again. How could I leave Little Maxia? No, like lady, it's like a mile from your house. It's only a mile to Pakistan as well. No, it's not. They don't even have direct milk. Crosswalks here, we are far from Beverly Hills. I heard there's a girl here playing the U-Lin.

It's a violin, man. Oh, right. I'm still terrified. Is someone playing the U-Lin-Kaleili? It was the U-Kaleili. Oh, stop, suckers. Oh, there's a dinosaur in that McDonald's! No, it's the Ripley's believe it or not, and it's just a fake dinosaur in the roof.

So, Joe, I had a dream that your special was Chilean sea poodle. I'll never, I'll never recover. He's like, Chilean sea bass! Nice. So, Lala starts to cry. She's like, I'm just really nervous for my 13 minutes set. It's just like a lot. I don't know how I'm gonna do it.

She's like, you're scared. She's just looking at her like, you poor weak little thing. No. Hand me your spine so I can take some spinal fluid out and inject it into my forehead. Exactly. She's like, you pit pitiful thing you're singing to track even I know that Victoria track

You're singing to the record player It's scary Lana, but I know you can do it you have so much to get so much to offer Besides you can't get peed on by Saudi Arabian men on yachts for the rest of your life darling It's the time you've got it up your boots right the big pussy straps and get up there and Sing I'm trying to say to track and you lip sync lip sync to the vitro lad Sorry, I couldn't come up with lip sync. I think coming up is so many big words. You were, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, No, I'm nasty, Lala, because I'll be swinging from a giant pendulum that looks like it belongs in a cute, cute clock. The Maestro is having a concert.

And by concert, I mean, he made a new couch. So over at Ariana and Fomsau, Jeremy and Billy Lee are on the couch and he's like He's like, whoa, yeah, and she's like Jeremy that was a funny joke I'm so close to you. It's like crazy Yeah, we're like neighbors now she's I know I'm like excited. I literally walked here Could imagine walking in a city where no one walks There are I mean Tom's like, oh guess what dudes bros bro dudes no fence guess what dude bros ladies

I made some drinks and Mary Honest like you should be working out drink for Tom Tom and the book too you guys give this up okay next season I want these to you to be adopting a fucking Asian like a little baby Sorry, cuz in my mind every adopted baby on this show is Kevin Lee just showing up on your doorstep and baby on this show is Kevin Lee just showing up on your doorstep. Ariana, why you do that? Oh, Ariana. Yeah, Tom's like serving his signature cocktail of the Tom Tom. He's like, it's a little spicy, bro.

I'm like, was anyone bitten by the scorpion this time? Um, so, uh... Scorpion, bro. Standing scorpion. This is a spider I found in the garden, but you know what? Until we get the budget. Home Cook. Home Exology, bro. Yeah, so then Tom and Arianna are talking about, they're just thinking about buying a house now.

And Jimmy's like, that's tight. Like, okay, cool. So, yeah, they're thinking about it, which doesn't seem like the wisest idea if you've already just like sunk several thousand dollars worth into a new bar but hey I get it you at certain point you can only watch so much HEG TV before you have to like hit put your hit the pavement and just looking houses yourself you know it's like HEG TV live you know yeah it's like when people here have a good audition and then they go buy like a thousand dollar pair of shoes you're like I would never do that. So, yeah, so they want to buy a house, which makes me sad because it makes me worried that they're going to go to the valley.

And I just feel like what's nice about this show is that they aren't in the valley. That's a different type of show. The valley is a different show. Vanderbump rules, they should all be living off of Kings Road or something, you know? And they do. And I've always said on the show, God, welcome to Burbank, because I just assumed they all

lived in, you know, like devout and turns out, they're all in multiple years later, I find out there all, well, I mean, I guess we found this out before, but I never believed it until recently, because now I see that they're like right outside. I'm like, I've walked past that. Like they live like a block from me, some of these people, and it's terrifying to know, you know, I could just get beat up it's terrifying to know, you know, I could just get beat up by Jacks any day, not necessarily because he would have listened,

but just because he's Jacks, you know. Yeah, that's how I felt when I used to live across from MJ from Shaza Sunset, I felt like I could walk outside and maybe not get beaten up, but like get a slider thrown at me. She would never do that. Never waste a slider. You're right, maybe a slider wrapper. Maybe a dog. Maybe a little chihuahua.

Yeah. So, um, Arianna is talking about how she's like house hungry and she's just staring at Zillow and putting on different filters. Now I've been doing that for years. Yeah, that's so fun. I do that. Zillow's one of my most- Real estate grinder. Yeah. It is so fun to do that. And I'm like, I'm never going to be able to live here forever. because that was one of my most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most- Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most Most to start with, I was like, okay, well, you have to put in, what's the down payment for that? Is it 20% or 10%? Oh my God. It's like 90 gazillion percent. So if I chew my ass out, okay, $400,000, that's, you know, I can do that in like 30 years.

It's be great. Yeah, yeah, terrible. Never. So let's see here. So Tom's like, whoa, just got a text from Jacks. Turns out Katie has a pretty bad eye problem. Test your eye and it fell out. Apparently she'd like to test a jalapeno on the door.

He's like, but we're going to ignore that because Jacks is hurt. You know, he broke up with Britney. So we're going to go to his shit ass hotel on sunset Boulevard. Oh my god That hotel did you catch that motel? Of course I did because that's this I'm I used to live around the corner from that That's also the same hotel that he brought his ex sort of girlfriend remember the season where his storyline was using between Carmen and a girl from Vegas He brought the Vegas girl to that hotel to have drinks. So this is like his stomping ground. That is like the shadiest little motel ever. Well no, no, well they, well no, it's, it used to be a shady mot, used to be a like a conno line or something like that.

Yeah, but now it's shadiar because they like little armania it, you know, they were like look, now it's boutique. No, it's boutique. Now it's like trendy boutique. The moment, the moment hotel. Mm-hmm. Well, I always see it from the outside. And I'm like, mm-hmm. Well, you're close to a hooker, you know? Like, you're close to a strong-out hooker outside guitar center, so I guess that's good.

Yeah, well, they're having a moment, literally. So, yeah, so Jackson's in a hotel. And so the toms are gonna go rush to a side to be there for him in his moment of like not pain. And so Aaron was like, oh, like Tom, like why are you running to Jackson's side? He just made like, you just run to a side every time he does a dumbass decision. I mean, I thought we were gonna hang out. Like we're on a date. I'm like, you guys are sitting in your living room with Billy and your brother.

Yeah, you haven't exposed Eric in addition Eric. That's like, you guys are sitting in your living room with Billy and your brother. Yeah, you have an exposed air conditioner. That's like he can leave. You have my friend. Also, I mean, I get to get wasted and possibly cheat on you because of Jackson's bad decision. I think like, Jackson's breakup time is the best time for his friends because they're like, we get to escape our lives, get fucked up, I just want to know why, like, why Tom is so far up, Jackson's butthole, like, what's in there? Is it like rainbows? Is it like Teddy bears? Like, why is he so up, Jackson's butthole? Yeah, it's like protein powder clumps.

And, you know, like maybe a booger and a fingernail and like some rags, like, I'm going to say, I'm going? Yeah, it's like protein powder clumps. Yeah. And maybe a booger and a fingernail and like some ricotta. An accidental jalapeno that made it past the inspection process. Like one little jalapeno. It's like I made it. It's like the guy who goes over Niagara Falls and survives.

Like I did it. I made it through. Oh. Because that's probably what his intestinal track does look like. Niagara Falls like just like there's just some crest in there that everything just goes over, you know, there's legends about it, you know, sometimes if you look it up from the right angle, you can see a rainbow. Oh, there is a rainbow in there. Okay, Arianna was right.

Oh my God. If she had a rainbow in that, that would be jacks to be that much of a jerk and still have a rainbow in there. Okay, Ari and I was right. Oh my god. If she if he had a rainbow in that that would be jacks To be that much of a jerk and still have a rainbow in his well, but jerk Madden Jackson. Yeah, he said yeah, my little my little pony up there that would actually make more sense He probably would and so sit on it. Yeah, intentionally. He's like Hello, this is Lisa Van der Pum. We are taking a commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're very lucky.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Carter and Kristen are over in their place and Kristen's like, oh my leg out, get it up, get it up high. No more walking for Kristen. Seriously?

Seriously, ankles. She's like Carter, welcome to the Day of the Music Guide. Buh! So she's sitting there with her foot on the table. And like literally can't run away. We learned that from the last episode. So she stuck with whatever goddamn conversation she gets at this point.

Yeah. And Carter is doing the thing that every person who's hopeful in a relationship does when they're just sure that they're significant other is either currently cheating, has cheated, or will at some point cheat on them and break their heart. He's got a puppy. I mean, guys can't get pregnant. So we have a puppy, okay? That's what we do.

Yeah. I somehow miss the puppy entirely. I don't know why. Well, I hope it was a puppy. I mean, by the time we do this, we only do this the next morning after we take notes, you know, but who knows the way I write notes? Maybe I met like Slurpy.

You never know what these misspellings, but I think it might not say puppy. So, Kristen is like, Brits coming over and I literally haven't talked for all day, but I can literally tell you what I literally know. Reporter Christina Doddy reporting live. They broke up. Oh, breaking. Breaking.

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And I feel like Carter would have been a great candidate for that group. I feel like he would have just gone off, put himself into a red robe, and been like meditating, even shaking his body, and then building a bridge or something, because they also built stuff. Yeah, he's in that MXFIM, MXVIM, or whatever cult, but he doesn't even know it's a cult. Oh, that's the one the food was good.

That's the one the small bill actresses in. Yes, I want to know about that. I want to know how that is. That is so crazy. That is some crazy shit, but I feel like the stuff that I've read from it's like, okay, one kind of D level star talks other girls in a fucking gross guy's and then they end up becoming kind of their slave. And then they have to like brand themselves.

I'm like, that's basically the plot of Andrew Pomp rules, you know. These girls come in, they get with jacks, then suddenly they're branded with, you know, whichever scab he decided to give them at that point. They're branded forever once they've been jacked. I mean, it's kind of the same thing. Yeah. Who's Alice and Mack, though? She was charming.

She was, she played something in Vanderpump rules. Oh, Alice and Mack, oh, that's probably Sheena. Hey guys, Rob is like, well, boss, do you should come hang out with us? We're gonna go up to Big Bear, to be true. Rob is initials in your vagina and less than seven minutes.

Okay. She's a one woman cult. I mean, she's just like, she's got, like even the cult leader doesn't want to be in her cult. She's like, oh my God, like Rob does everything right. Like, he made this cult and less than seven minutes. I timed him. Oh my God, I'm looking on this wild wild country.

I looked it up, this looks terrifying. Is this the Netflix documentary? Yeah, it's not terrifying. It's not, It's like fascinating. Oh, cold. Maybe it will be terrifying, but right now it's just like, oh, they just came from India and they're building a little society and then all the white people, like all the old white people in town are like, I don't like them. They look different than us.

We're going to call them a cult, but we actually see if they actually are a cult or not. Oh, I think they are. They probably are. At least because I just keep hearing cult movie, cult movie, cult, cult, cult, but we actually see if they actually are a cult or not. I think they are. They probably are. At least because I just keep here and cult maybe, cult maybe, cult, cult, cult, cult, I mean, they have a cult leader. Well, they have a cult leader. They have a cult leader.

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how they ruin everybody's lives. And there's still some dumbasses out there who's like, that looks good. It's like they got the publicity. So they're probably going to grow now. God damn it. Exactly. That's why Vanderpump rules are so successful. Because people like us early on were podcasting about them.

He like, this show is terrible. And now here we are in the cult of VPR Yeah, we're totally culting it. Yeah, so Christians like speaking of people were brainwashed by the way Yeah, Kristen talking about Brittany. Yeah. Oh, yeah, too Carter Yeah, it's like talking about one faceless doll to another faceless doll It's like they just eat themselves So she's like he's such a dirty little piece of shit the way she did Like yeah Exactly, and then she you know that Carter has access to all of the seasons of this show on iTunes right exactly and

Chris is like oh you know what Jack's disgusting. I mean of course he had to get one last bang in before dumping Brit I'm like first of all as Yes, it sounds obnoxious, but we all know it's not the last bang and it probably is art They've already probably had like five bangs since you start having this conversation Yes, and I think that she did that She had like that one last bang with James on the code of a car or something. Yeah But you know, but if we call everyone out for being a hypocrite we'll be here all day just on my actions a lot. Oh, yeah, we're Of course, too. Yeah, totally. Yeah, Carter's like everyone's story seems to be a little bit different. And she's like, how does anyone

Don't have a story if it was just me James and Schwartz out there, huh? How and you know Schwartz is tricky, right? Schwartz supposedly knew the truth and just kind of went with it anyway, which Shade and yade it's like yay and shade. Yeah, exactly and Carter's asking about the pillows. He's like, well I heard there was a situation with the pillows and the cushion. They were oddly arranged. She's like, I don't fucking lie to you Okay, I don't fucking lie to you. It's like, okay, simmer down. Also this this pillow. The point is, I don't put myself in that position. You shouldn't either. It's like, what position is the pillow? So.

So. So. You should not be around oddly arranged pillows. Okay, you should know better. Yeah. If you're going to be around pillows, make sure you organize them. Otherwise, I'm going to think the worst. He's like less than learned.

That means you owe me some TLC. It's like, oh, by that you made BJ. and then she's like poking her face with her straw like Jesus Christ He's like I actually from a straw It's like I actually just wanted you to play unpretty by TLC Oh, that was waterfall's quarter You can have a chase it water Oh, that was waterfalls Carter You can have another one if you want to Carter, let's fuck at this waterfall you chased let's put pillows right here so I don't hurt my back. He's like wait a second

You can buy your hair if it won't grow you can fix your nose if it says so you can buy all the makeup that Mac can make but if you can't look inside you, find out who I am to be in the position to make me feel so damn I'm pretty Carter. They're TLC. Holy crap, I really need to start listening to some lyrics because those were amazing. Yeah. I'm just impressed at how quickly I was able to access them. I was like, I got to get these lyrics up before the TLC moment passes. Uh-huh.

Your Google thing is, so Jackson's at that M hotel on set. I just wrote Elements. Yeah, with the bottle of T-dos and- It's different from the bottle. He's like, it's really hard guys. Yeah. And so, yeah, Tom Tom arrived and then SantaValls like, dude, I was on a fucking date, man.

I was like, Ariana and I got all dressed up to look nice. And then we're like, let's go from the kitchen to the living room and like see what Billy Lee and Jeremy up to him. And Billy Lee was like, ah, it was really nice. It was nice, double date. Tom, too, it's like, are we depressed yet? Are we fucking? Yeah.

Are we gonna fact, just tell me. And then I just like that as Jackson's going on about, you know, well, you know how I got that job offer? And I realized I wasn't needed thinking of us. I was just thinking of me. And then this little the kind of on popped up on the bottom of the screen that was like watch crime all the time on oxygen. And I just love that they timed that with Jackson's fucking bullshit story his bullshit out of my exactly while he's also simultaneously trying to breathe for oxygen Yeah, he's like snorting the chiron. That's why it disappeared so fast It should just they should have an effect which just goes up to his nostrils So Tom's like well, yeah have Lala has staying later.

She's gonna sing a song about fucking some dudes in less than 13 minutes. That should be cool. And Jack's like, yeah, I think I'll pass on that. I was like, you weren't excited. So Brittany arrives at Kristen. She's like, howdy, that's what we're saying in Kentucky. That's where I'm from.

Look, I'm my friend Zach. He's basically Lala, but manform Zach is really cute, right? Not much of a cigarette to talk about Jack's he's really cute, right? This this new little guy written these guy. I don't know. He's been lingering around in the background and I I don't know I think he's cute. So say I mean not you know, you know, not like a little bit more like Thomas the Train. It's a little too much for me. I love trying. Look at Thomas the Train.

You know what you see? There was one in front of the grocery store and went random rams. So, Christians like, you don't have to knock. It's a revolving door, bra. And I just wrote poor dogs because Brittney's like well I'm saying that it helped out because I don't even want to run into jacks and I'm like who's with the dogs nobody exactly who's putting away the pizza Yeah, Katie is over petting those dogs with jalapeno, you know, transferring jalapeno juice to them It's like a

revolving door of jalapeno. This is how diseases happen, you know, it starts off as a little jalapeno on a pizza. And next you know, jalapeno oil is being spread all across this fair city. So, Brittany's like, I am at a breaking point. Like, I can't keep doing this. I can't keep doing this, Christian. I'm gonna go back to him do it again, yes. Yeah. I've done everything I could for this relationship. I swiffered

I swiffered I went upstairs when you turn the AC off It's over. I'm done. I am totally done. We're getting back together tomorrow by the way, so you know Pretty much so she's gonna just do she's gonna just pull a jacks and So she's gonna just do, she's gonna just pull a jacks and the flirt with Adam while jacks is outfucking someone too. It's like you made this miss well, it's like if you're gonna break up every other month for him to take a hall pass. Why shouldn't you take a hall pass too? Yeah, well the thing that bothers me about this is, you know, she's like, I just need to put myself first for once,

which is the stuff that she said at the beginning of the season. But also sending a DM to Adam, because she DMed Adam, was like, text, bain. Yeah, Adam is definitely cute. Seems pretty dumb. He's definitely cute though. But I feel like whereas Jack's just like, sweet, I'm free. I'm going to bang everyone now.

Brittany is banging or she will, we don't know if she's banging, but she's reaching out to a guy that she knows knows can make Jack's angry, which makes me feel like she's still doing something to get at Jack's, which means she's not moving forward, if that makes sense. Which, I mean, who could move forward a day after your boyfriend dumps you, but I'm just saying, like, all her talk about liberation, and I'm just doing it for me.

It's gonna be me first, like, no, you're still trying to get a rise out of Jack's. Yeah, she's also still using her old ways like how she's contact that's how she contacted jacks supposedly the DMs on the Instagram so no one ever changes you know no one ever changes which I love you know it's like go from one cast member to the other straight from the DMs Wow so Kristen's like oh couldn't be't be prouder, oh my leg. Um, so then they do shots, and then there's straight music again. And I was like, is this now a show,

like a dramatic show on lifetime? Why is there no, why are there no lyrics? What's happening? I know, where is Trixie Monical? Is she on strike? She's like, I'm not getting enough money. I'm like, well, you're doing royalty-free music. Oh, all right. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to Hollywood, and I'm not getting enough money. I'm like well, you're doing royalty-free music. Oh All right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to Hollywood and I'm gonna sing a song and I'm gonna become important and earn lots of money

Okay, I'm gonna get my catch and get my laptop because of course the notes are different here what happened You know I have this drama with notes where I take notes? Okay, a lot of James. Let's pray to God that they're all here. Hung with her thong, but hug with her thong. Okay, that sounds like a lot at the end. Okay, because now I'm using this new app called Notability. Well, it's new to me. And supposedly it's supposed to sink all your notes. And of course, it didn't. Of course, of course. But thankfully I had the laptop on the couch and I'm back. Okay. Sunset, L.O. Wells, M.M.

Christians, Place, Ugg, Ugg, Straw, Ugg. Nope. How about, are you at Tom and Ariana House Hunting? Because that's what's next. Yes, I'm at Tom and, Tom and Ariana House hunting. And watch for a quick answer. That's where it house. I think. And watch for questions. That's where it ends. I end with Lori.

God damn it. That's where all your notes end right there. Yeah, but it's okay. I remember the rest. I can send you my notes. You liked my notes last time. This is pathetic. I know, but this is just pathetic now.

It's like, well, I don't know why you have this issue. Why should you check that? I don't know either because that's that's that was what was deleting it before. It's like it wasn't saving all. I think you were doing it wrong. I mean, that's because that that was what was deleting it before it's like it wasn't saving all I know I Mean that's possible It doesn't say that it wrong. Yeah, exactly. It's actually me No, I wasn't thinking it was that it wasn't like I would write all the notes and then it wouldn't scroll down past a certain section

I don't know. I don't know I don't know Bianna certain section. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Bian. I mean, I remember I saw I saw it happen on your because it happened live on one of our shows, right? Yeah, it's what's happening and it's happening with multiple apps and I'm not sure if it's I'm not sending you no mind notes right now with my notes because you should you shouldn't have to endure this madness, you know? It's just ridiculous. It's not like I'm not doing my notes. I mean, what the hell? I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry. I think it's because when I went to Whole Foods,

remember how I went to Whole Foods room, or the show ended, and I just closed the laptop instead of making sure that I drew something on there to make sure it automatically saved up into the cloud. Who knows, everybody? Who knows? Who cares? This is why those things that are supposed to sink like they never do. Also, what do we talk about just yesterday, right? That's a hard block. It's a hard block and you should

have known better than to go to a whole foods before Vanderpump rules was done because it's a hard block and you never know what's going to happen. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. God damn it. Well, I learned something today. I'm at least one person on this cast date. But I'm just getting my camera saying my thanks out, we're in our day. Rod and Hale. So while you figure out your life there,

we can move forward to Tom and Ariana. They decide to go house hunting. So they go to this, well, it looks like a very sleek modern house from the outside. They go in and there's a real tour. I forgot her name. I feel like she's, you know, Lori, Lori. I was going to say it felt like the second coming of Marion Beanstalk. Remember her? Yes, of course, like it. It's Marion Beans, it's Marion Beans dog sister Lori. Lori Beans dog.

Lori, I think it spelled L-O-O-R-I-E. Eric Lee says how I wrote it. I'm Lori. Hi, I'm Lori. Welcome to the house. What's going on? Yeah, at least Houch has lots of different sections to it. There's a section where there's a guest room.

There's a section where there's an office. And Tom's like, oh, this office is kind of small for all the opposing stuff I do. You know, office office office. Yeah, really like the office. Does this house come with any of those really thick clips that you can keep bunches of paper together? Because those are super important in my office in life. Well,'t know but there's a staples nearby the wild needs staples that's a story of the office max dude max works in an office now you know this one they just basically look at a house uh... that i don't think they can afford no offense but it's a well it's in west all week you

can tell because it's a style you know well even if they could afford it, they should not waste money on that house. Because it's probably, again, it's probably like a two or three million dollar house. And that living room was tiny. If you're putting that money into a house and you get a living room that's that small

that you can't even put like a chair next to the couch, don't even bother, just burn the whole building down. I'm sorry, it's insulting. It's a damn. No, It did not deserve to say. It did not deserve to say. It was probably $2 million, Goddamn dollars, too. Yeah, it was probably $2 million. It didn't, it actually looked, it actually looked smaller.

It looked like it was only about 900 square feet, which is for a house, is that's like, that's like a bungalow, you know, but if you're going to spend $2 million, maybe like get somewhere close to like 1,500 square feet. That's at the very least I should send and L.A. Stanton well you could tell they weren't really looking because it was like a house hunters episode Where you know that they're not gonna buy that house because it's got the city furniture and Lori was like well We staged it to be this and like you did not stage it. That is a city you put a candle Yeah, you literally like not stated that is a shitty you put a couch ball on the floor instead of the poof you paid some out of work actor you know a few hundred dollars to use this house for the

day clean up his com rags off the floor and shot the scene okay so stop fucking with me Lori it's okay I showed you the house what What do you guys do? And Arianna's like, hmm, I bitch at Tom a lot and Tom is gonna be a part owner of something called Tom Tom and the way's like whoa, how fun You can tell your friends to meet you at Tom Tom's I look forward to seeing that place also you guys can have kids and Arianna's like no no kids and Tom's like Yeah, I want like two three four. Well. And Tom's like, yeah, I want to like, two, three, four. Well, great. There's room in here for kids too.

And Ariana's like, did you hear? I said, no kids, no kids. I'm sorry, there's a house plan that seems to be talking. Tom, go on about the children. Ariana is like, having kids is like, first, you get like sperm inside of you. And then it like swims and then it attaches to you and like this like egg. and then your egg like grows and then it like a little person is in there

and then like it gets a bigger and then you're filled with fluids and then you like then it starts kicking you and then your stomach hurts and you feel like you poop and you're like why do I have hemorrhage and this thing comes out and then it's like do they cut it out does it come out like you to be a sex ed teacher. Because I've just learned more about how a child was made than I ever did in school. And I've just just discussed it. She's very effective with her lessons,

evocative, evocative imagery. Yeah, so Lori's like, well, have fun by. She's like, well, the producer said I have to get out of the way here. So boy, because you know, if everyone does it, bye. She's like, well, the producer said I have to get out of the way here, so bye. Because notice that everyone does it on Bravo shows for the past three years, you know, like there'll be someone out of the store.

They're like, well, I'm just gonna go see what's happening across the street. I'm gonna leave you to alone in my store. Don't steal anything, bye. I'm like, where are you going? I'm going over to Louis. Hey, Mary, and I just helped these two kids, terrible, terrible, they're not gonna buy the house. So waste of time. I don't even know why I staged it. I mean, I didn't really staged

I just put down a cop protect around the wood floor and no chair. So sort of dumb who tells her friends. Let's go to Tom Tom's Tom Tom's like the drums like I don't get it. Why do you want? What do you name a Bob after a drum machine? So that's pretty much that well area on Ariana, they make out on the countertop. And Ariana's like, okay, but if we get this house, when Jack's calls and he's made a mess, next time you should think before you leave, because now you're going to have a house. I'm like, no, that's not how it works. If he is still leaving when Jack's calls, so he can go do Coke online and bang whoever, make with whoever that's you don't get a house with. Well, I think that you don't get out.

That's a good turn. That's a good turn. Well, it's an owing. Well, because it's like, okay, we're going to get this house and then you're going to behave. No, someone's not behaving. You don't get a house with them. She wasn't saying then you're going to behave.

She was just saying, by the way, like this is a reminder that like for doing this house, I wanna know that you're committed to me and that I'm more important than Jack's. Not that you have to behave. She said in fact, she doesn't wanna be the girlfriend that's like you can't have fun. She basically was saying, if we're spending money on this

because this is a real investment, I don't still want to be number two I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm like number two She's literally brought up shit bag with rainbows and isn't testing And we're caught up she's like But she literally said if we get this hat Well, I'm not literally because I don't have my notes, but she said if we get this house and Jack's calls with his problems You know, are you still gonna be going out there every time he calls because this is the time you're going to

have to start making different decisions. Yeah. As in like, like, as in you should be staying with me because we bought this house. I don't want to be sitting alone in this house. Well, if you sit in a linen apartment, you're going to sit alone in a house and men don't change just because they get a mortgage. They leave more. Trust.

Well, I was down. So many different. So many like fascinating interpretations that we could have over what was generally a pretty dull scene. So meanwhile, Trixie Monical is like, fuck it. I'm getting back to my roots. I'm singing a game.

She's like, don't get in my way. I'm gonna make it today. Don't get in my way. I've singing a game. She's like, don't get in my way. I'm gonna make it today. Don't get in my way. I've got a game plan. When she said I've got a game plan, I just started snarthing in here. I was dying. I've got a game plan. I actually had to rewind it three times because I couldn't understand what she said. I thought she was like, to me, it's out of like, I've got a gappa. I was like what? Gap uh, a gay plop. A game plan. I heard it the second I was like, this girl's gonna write a valid about notability.

My nips got erased. My nips got erased. I'm not taking it in my face. My nips erased. Paul is doing another track of that. I'm not gonna take it. I'm not gonna take it. I got a game plan and it's not a game So Britney's sir, she's like Rolling up forks. I'm actually I'm sorry. Peter's rolling up forks And so we're doing everything. Yeah, he's yeah, she's like And in stasis rummaging through a cupboard and she has this crazy ponytail It's like a stiff ponytail. I think it's like made of plastic because when she as she's bending down to like

Guests up get these candles that she's trying to steal the ponytail does not like it doesn't like fault Look the hair isn't fall on her back It just sort so when she when she looks down the of the day just sticks up like a giant branch, like it looks like it actually looks like the tail from the alien in alien, you know, like a xenomorph tail. And I was like, oh, they enough. I think that's what she's going for. And I think that she would take that as a compliment. So you're welcome, Stasi. Yeah, just a stick sticking out of her head. Yeah, she's like, maybe it's a new thing. I don't know. Zina, Zina morph AF.

Stop saying Zina. Somebody posted on our Facebook a picture of Katie and Kristen at Coachella. And Katie's got these really long like braids. Yeah. Little tiny braids. And I'm sorry, don't remember the commenter's name. Let the commenter said,

oh, Katie'suggle braids. Katie is totally that girl who goes away on spring break to like the Bahamas that comes back with little braids. Like I was in the Bahamas. Yeah, totally. Like we get it. We get it. He's got three weeks.

Yeah. So let's see. Um, this is like, look at me, Harrison, which would chip. He's so cute. Look at it. Don't do it. Um, so that is like, hello, look at me, Harrison, which would you be? She starts doing her like terrifying witch squeal and she's like kind of lifting Harrison up and showing off his little outfit that she's saying selling it fanned up up dogs, which is open now on the street. She's like kind of waving him around and he doesn't even look real. I wonder how many of those dogs are just stuffed Yeah, yeah, it's hard to tell I thought it was jiggie. Was it Harrison? I guess it was there. Yeah, it was a lot of hair on it

Yeah, Lisa's like well, I've just been to Tom Tom and I just feel dusty Oh full. It's like I've been walking around Hollywood Boulevard with all those rap scallions and strange men dressed in silver like statues Thankfully I have a weekend coming up with I was in Hollywood and I thought I was going into a bar that would serve Guinness, but it turns out I was in some awful museum Thank you in the Guinness World Record Museum. So she's like, Sasi, are you seeing from me? And Sasi's like, I'm just taking some candles for the party.

And Lisa's like, well, if she needs anything more like folks or pop to boo, she can go over to Jackson's house. Get it. Get it. So then Brittany and Sasi go to look. Stasi, that, oh my God, Brittany AF. Lisa Vanderpump just looking at Brittany. And I, blah, blah, blah, blah,

toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, so, so. Well, also they were talking about Patrick. Lisa and Lisa was talking to Stasi, that Patrick, and how things are going. And she's like, well, you would love it with Patrick. He starts like, well, mixed feelings AF. And she's like, well, does Patrick want to make you happy? Isn't that what love is about? Well, he likes traveling without me and putting me down and making fun of the Sriracha and my Mac and cheese and making Forest Game of Thrones metaphor to make me feel uncomfortable.

And then saying he says it to you at the Van Gogh Museum but not actually showing any evidence that he did and then like cutting off his man bun and then throwing it in my face. So I don't think he likes making me happy. Well, you know, we saw last week when Stasi's taking a lot in this and she's come up and down with it and we've seen her struggle and stuff, but I mean, I really do think it was over when he said John Stark. I mean, that's not his name. It's John Snow. Like, he didn't understand Game of Thrones. He said John Stark. Yeah. He didn't know how to talk. Is it Ned Stark? Yes. He said a lot of wrong things. John Stark is the basketball

player who I had a crush on in ninth grade just you know Oh, we're are John snow is somebody else in history. Oh, yeah Regular snow is just precipitation, but in a frozen form or you know a fun thing this gas way it's all what's money on so anyway Or we saw her like give up, but she can't really explain that to Vanderfump like how do you say? I'm finally gonna break up with him because he doesn't understand Game of Thrones properly. You know, he's like, he's like, he's like every time I talk about Les Misorabla, he thinks Katie and Kristen are coming over and he leaves.

You know, like I'm done with him. He also, he also thinks that whenever I say cats. Coyons! I love that play. Hey, Stasi said there's a new sort of public transportation called the Starlight Express. When he had tickets for that, I hear it gets you around real quick. I answer me yes, Starlight Express. So they, yeah, they talk about Patrick and Lisa's like, someone should want to make you

happy. Stasi's like, it's impossible. Oh yeah. Peter did, he brought me goat cheese balls. So he went. So yeah, so now they go and talk over to the walk and to the other part of the restaurant to talk to Brittany. And as they're doing this, we get a cutaway of Wes

and his little Wes cubby making drinks. And every single episode, they cut away to Wes and there's little cubby, there's little little bar section. It's actually, I think it's actually the little nook that Ariana used to have. It was like the equivalent of Pearl's window on 227 and now it's West's and they always cut to him and it says Wesley, Sir Bartender, as if he's going to say something or do something and week after week, he does nothing. Like why do we want to keep showing him? Because that's what, it's like that foreshadowing.

It's burr, and Mary. Hey, he's me, he's just me, Pearl over here, mixing some scorpion, and then he drink. 22 servant. There's no place like Sir, Da-da, when your wait waitresses around you ain't never alone Merry

It's the other it's Adam Oh Mary oh My god, we just really made this show so much better by making West Pearl I'm like so excited to see West Like is it arc now. He's always in that little cup. You know what I'm talking about? That little cup.

You remember Ariane used to have it too, like that little window. It was like. Yes, that's how they all graduate. You can tell who's behaving on this show and who's not. Like James hasn't had a pepperoni on his ass in months. From his pizza of MJ gay. So let's see. James is they're talking to Britney. Oh, sorry. James is obviously the Calvin of this group. This Calvin is a current is Calvin, right?

Brenda's, uh, Brenda's boot, you know, Pearl's like grandson. Calvin. Calvin. Calvin. I think James, I think James is still just James even on 227. He's like, what up, Mary? What a fun spot. Hey, good. Hey, Sandra, girl. I'd like a little credit for discovering Pearl in the window. She's just an old lady in the window.

Now she's an old lady in the window with an album girl. I got a new knot at 227. It's called, see you next week See the thing my my first set under seven in under 13 minutes last this whole man Oh Anybody feel it like I feel with you man. We ain't about a feeling about Okay, so I feel like I'm feeling bad with you. Ooh. Oh. Okay. So they're like, how are you bringing shit? I'm saying man, man, man.

I'm going to wait, roll, I'm going to wait, roll. And Lisa's like, would you like some time, I'll, I'll, she's like, now I grew up on a farm. Okay, on a farm, you over sleep, you don't feed them chickens. The seven days you're going to have a bunch of dead chickens. Just get on with it. How many times did her family put a bunch of dead chickens in her room and she wake up, she's like,

oh my God, I've seen the donkey, and he still left me. They call me Brit Van Winkle. So Brittany is like, I just want to have fun and put myself first and by have fun and put myself first, I want to be satan and be with JX. I put myself first, I mean, finish these silverware relics before I can eat my French fries.

So now we go to the, the Tom's are at a store looking for uniform ideas. They're just looking at clothing and stuff. And Tom's hand evolves very excited about Tom. He's like, dude, I'm a dream about being in my own bar. Like I'm going to be drinking my cocktails at my bar under my ceiling with my scorpion bite with my vests and my shoes and my planks and my nicka-lanes. And the search for $120. What the hell?

And you heard the Army Navy store. It's just inspiration. Okay, just going for inspiration. Here's how you staff the store. Okay, here's how you dress everybody because I've done that before. Here's how you staff the store, okay? Here's how you dress everybody because I've done that before Here's how you manage a fucking restaurant you go to the army and avie store You say what is polyester in ten dollars and then you tell your waiters to go buy it And that's it. That's why every waiter wears dickies

Frankenstein shoes and really uncomfortable shirts that you can never see sweat through oh, okay, that makes sense Yeah, cuz Tom's like dude. I wanted it to look sexy and a bartender I want to be the opposite of pump, you know? I'm like, good luck with that, with Lisa. She's like, I've put in the pendulum and you all be wearing lavender shirts unbuttoned with a bow tie half-strong around your neck. I've decided all the men are gonna wear little napkins.

Take to their booty hole. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh. From up, it's the opposite of pump. Come on up. No. It's the come up over at Lala's performance. Um, wait, wait, before we go to Lala's, we have to give a shout out to Tom Schwartz,

who finally kind of said what we've all been saying for a few seasons now, which is that, well, because they're talking about Brittany and, and, and Jacks and shorts is like, ah, well, if she goes back to Jacks, she gets zero empathy or sympathy. Like, Jacks had a reputation and she knew it and she knew what she was getting involved with. I was like, thank you. I mean, not always blame the victim, but yeah, except that he just fucking cheated again two months ago himself. And he's basically describing why he'll never like while Katie why Katie's gonna have to put up with it for the rest of her god damn life. Well he knows that if Katie were to leave him and then come back,

she would be an idiot too. And yes, you just described their entire arc. Yeah sure. Thanks. So now, now over at the Phoenix for Lala's big performance, and they're getting ready and Stasi's barking at someone named Alex to set up the votives, like votives, votives, votives. And Lala walks in and there's like a little table that has like a few centerpieces on it and some pictures of her and like three votives. She's like, oh my God, this looks amazing.

It's like Madison's work arts, oh my God. It's like three votroad of candles come on relax This is so crazy that it's different from pump. It's all the stolen flowers from pump and all the candles It's a Diana. It's like Diana putting everything out So they like Stasi probably hired someone to hold a giant spoon and be like it's a pendulum Just like swinging it I'm just like swinging it. So Lisa FaceTime's, because now she's like, she's got Lala right now.

So she's like, FaceTime FaceTime. FaceTime FaceTime. FaceTime FaceTime. Oh my God, Lisa's FaceTimeing me. Yeah. And Lisa necks her immediately. Yeah.

Why haven't you got your makeup on? And Lala's like, why aren't you staying on screen? She's like, Nick Elaine is holding the camera. Well, I speak. And you're loud. I'm in the hands of the Maestro. So then we get to the performance and James is all mad that the boyfriend isn't coming daddy and he's like well It's all supposed to boyfriend all would be the one showing up for me. I'm like, but you're not and you're still here

So this is also after James has again waxed nostalgicly about having discovered Lala in the in the wilds of Los Angeles He's like, I discovered her I found her. I made her the star that she is. I'm gonna take all the credit for success. Yes, I'm the one who crafted her into the sort of according orders that can do a 13 minute set at a bar in the somewhere in Los Angeles. Yes, so then like you discovered a hostess. They can't even move.

Like they can't even move from their spot. You know what I mean? So we got we got to see a bunch of people walking in. We got to James arrives with not only his dad, but Raquel. And Raquel is of course like, she's just never been around so many votives and you can see it's blowing her mind.

She's like, wow. It's like resetting all of your circuits. She's like, this is my. This is my. The vote is good. Oh my God, they should vote too. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. original nose before it got broken by James all the hugs on the show. Yeah, and he's like James is like you never know he's gonna be in the crowd in Los Angeles. They could be a record executive. They could be a cornhouse cup shop it could be a bit of a man who drives around on a scooter it could be a bike messenger or it could be the La La Squad yeah don't don't don't don. La la comes with her squad. She's like, it's my squad. Yeah, squad.

Also, we finally got to see Shino for the first time in nearly two episodes, because she wasn't in last week. And this is her first appearance. She shows up with Adam. She's like, all right, feel short tonight. And Adam's like, you feel short? She goes, yeah. Glad they left that in. It's a really scintillating conversation between them.

It was like watching David Mammoth, honestly. So, so, Britney shows up, her tits are just out and she's like, yeah, I'm out here at Lyle's performance. I'm just thinking about myself for once. I'm putting myself first for once. Blah, blah, blah, first. Like, yeah, okay. I'm like, is there something, is there something about bras and self and self-love like what is it? I don't know what it is

We're Brittany. I just always want to give her a shawl. Yeah a shawl You guys I'm always my meme. I don't do I don't do I don't do work like that I don't do anything with shawls or buckets or anything like that. No, shawl, not shovel. I love shawls of sunset. It's a story about all these people who moved here from Iraq and they were blankets around their shoulders.

Great shower. Great shower. And then when they talk, you're like, shaw. Oh. I don't sleep like that. I bet they've got a trail of dead goats behind them. For 20 days. So now Lala starts singing and it's like a lot of like, Boy, I want to get with you boy. I want to get with you boy. It's like, got,

Trixie Monaco is sitting in her recording studio now watching this. Like, she just won 10 Grammys. It's basically like Adele sitting there watching, I don't know, I'm trying to think of someone lame. Like Tiffany. It's like Adele watching Tiffany do a concert in a mall. Yeah. Trixie's like, oh

Can I get what you for good one? Lala, but she's she's rolling with jealousy because Lala actually gets to be on TV Which is like all right Paul scrap the scrap the out we're doing something new it called bore What with the game plan what you're gonna do make some plan game plan. What's the game plan? What's she gonna do? Make some fun. Game plan. I like that one, Paul. Lock it.

So basically Lala is doing a set in number 13, that's. And she's got all these costume changes. It's like a bathing suit, but then a bathing suit with like a jacket. And then a bathing suit with the belts. Like I love that the bathing suit is so consistent in this 13 minutes. That and she was like, um, don't want to know that. But I'm job because like I love law, but like that could be me. And it reminds me like I could get back to the city.

I like we had good as goal part two. And we can also do like a get your get what's our song. Can you free bitch remix. Do you have a monster? You can do you can do you can do you can do you free bitch remix? Did you get my third? Can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you break that's that's that's a remix That's part. Is it me. I did not know that there was a good as gold part two good or in gold or Lyle was set in 13 minutes, but Rob can do a set in like seven minutes or less. I timed him I'm saving up so tricks him on a call, can write me a song called, So got the barca launcher, so got the barca launcher, so got the barca launcher.

I can't believe she would leak that song before it was ready. So then we get to the old classic. Like I'm feeling you Because I'm just a boy who's living in LA I've had some ice cream when I stopped drinking I've discovered in a swimsuit discovered in a swimsuit and all the girls are like Yeah, it's like a mini little puddle of white girls lifting their hands up like

Yeah, you're killing that Puzzle of white girls lifting their hands up like yeah you're killing that puddle of white girls and Rick Ellis like yeah first boat of now this whoa slow cello slow cello it was I just played slow cello oh well I just played Phoenix like no you played the Phoenix you've not played Phoenix like watch what happens will be. Ha ha. Um, so, um, so now they're all like hugged and stosses like, I'm like impressed. Like, I'm like, I'm,, Bert. Oh, that was so funny. She's like, yeah, I thought it was going to be a lot like Sheena,

which is just like some horny, like some ho and panties lip sinking to track. Melissa, yeah, in a two two, wasn't that also the night that everybody was like totally against Ossie and Sheena was the only one nice to her. Oh, man. Yeah, but it was funny watching Shina dance. It looked like someone played footage and reverse of her.

Like she'd been just been like making IKEA furniture on the floor and was getting up to stretch her legs, but they played it in reverse. So it was her getting down. Al rant, Al rant. Okay, we're going to be a little ratchet. I think the Poins I'm most ready. So Lala's like, that was amazing. Yeah, feminist them.

Let's just make this one big, unified pet set that. Yeah, and Sasha's like, seriously, that was so good Lala and Lala's like, oh my god. Like, the fact that all you fellow PCs were here, pussy fast, it's like amazing. And then Lala's like, I feel like I finally found my place. At long last, I'm like, in with the girls, oh my god, like the fact that all you fellow PCs were here, PCFest, it's like amazing. And then Lala was like, I feel like I've finally found my place. At the long last, I'm like, in with the girls, oh my god, I'm like, yeah, enjoy it now.

Next season, they're coming after you again. Yeah, so I was like, well, take some credit because all of these relationships, you worked really hard to get. I mean, like Katie, you got her to get on a private plane. So, you know, that was a lot of work. So congrats. Oh God. So then the Tom's are talking and they they FaceTime jacks because he's been apparently texting Brittany and he's like, sorry I was asleep and they're like, where's

the thing he's like asking my word Brittany's thing or whatever. It was sort of like nothing. I don't know why me mentioning it. Well, I was surprised because you I thought it was going to be a shit starter scene where they're going to be like, look, Bill Britney's talking to Adam and she's not wearing a shirt. Like cuts to them and Adam's just staring at her. But he was like, with his dumb face like, yeah, yeah. And he's and but instead of Jack's just like ready to go back to sleep probably because he was getting a blowjob at that very moment

He's like, okay, see you later guys. So Adam is like fully like on on On Britney and he's saying things Britney's like Adam is a southern gentleman He's a real gentleman. He's really good at southern hospitality and he's like here's the honor if you can't fucking her fuck on her Great and Jackson meanwhile is now regretting he's having I don't know if it's buyers or more sellers were more some more like it He's just like He's like I thought things would be better, but things are worse now. I'm like oh shut the fuck up. Yeah So let's see here jack's trying to stay here's see here. Jack's trying to stay. You know, it says, Jack's trying to stay strong,

but this is really hard. I'm going. Oh, I didn't know if you were shooting my nose yet. That's like, oh, that's exciting. I'm just kind of glancing at them so I don't steal stuff just to know where we are. You can steal. You can steal.

I don't care. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yes. What was the thing that you just said? That jacks that I said. Jack's trying to say strong, but this is really hard, unquote, it's just what happened,

but it's just so funny because that's so jacks. He's like, just trying to stay strong. Like, so then Lala pulls aside James and is like, hey, candy, I just want you to know, like you gave me the confidence to sing, you saw something in me and I'm like forever grateful. This pussy is grateful to you and it's taking it like a champ. By pussy text the D, and the hair battling, the D in the D, and the D, he's like, you're special.

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rock on his rock, you know, because he's like losing it. So the therapist is like, I see tears in your eyes. He's like, yeah, jalapenos, am I right? Try, try to pick them all off. So while he's with a therapist, we then cut to Brittany. Brittany and Ariana go to the apartment, the old apartment, and Brittany is moving out. So she brought Ariana with her in case Jack shows up. So Brittany's upstairs is changing her clothing, and Shina comes over so it's the three of them, and Shina's lying. Well, Brittany seems calm and collected.

That's like really great. You know what house is calm and collected? Rob, he's like so calm and collected. And he can like collect things really well. Like when it's like 12 times, he can like take that plate around and like get all the money and like seven minutes or less. It's like crazy.

He's like so good at it. He's like so wise. Shina's just walking around with a clipboard, taking stock of everything of Jackson's, she's gonna sell up the divorce class. He's a bit, yeah. Can I, could you hold that, could you hold that remote control straight

so I can get a clear picture of it? Brita DeHorz clapping. So yeah, so now Jackson's saying that he's been texting Brittany because, and saying he's been kissing her ass. Like she's the best, he's made a mistake, yada yada. So Brita's tells us she goes, and this is the joke that I thought you were making earlier, she goes, you know what,

in the next relationship, I'm gonna make sure that I rule the roost. That's a conjure thing, you know, cause like roosters, roosters like their rule things, she like explains what rule the roost means. So when you made the biscuit thing, that's why I explained what a biscuit was because I thought you were making your rule the roost joke. In the next relationship, that's why I explained what a biscuit was, because I thought you were making your brolder roost joke.

In the next relationship, I'm not going to risk it biscuit. So we're back with Jackson of Therapist, and he just, oh, he's just full of regrets, and he just starts saying, she's saying nothing, she's just staring at him. Like, what is this person, and as he had worked on on his nose. So he's like I just had to break up. I had to. I suck at relationships. I'm just terrible at I suck and she's like okay that's our hour you know. Well that's a real therapist dude they just let you talk and you know don't call you a fucking narcissist asshole after you know Or then they like write you a prescription for something. Yeah. So that's where we're at.

Good therapy people, like I get some. Yeah. So that's where we're at with band and pump rules. And next week, it looks like Jack's may be getting fired, although I'll believe it when I see it. So we'll see, we'll see. Seeds and finale next week. I wish there was like 10 more episodes before that, but...

Well, don't worry, there's probably 19 reunions to find about all of this again. There should be. This is definitely a three reunion worthy season. We're all the race! We're all the race! Okay, everybody, that brings us to the end. We will be back tomorrow with probably a much shorter podcast because it's the real housewives of Beverly Hills

Reen in part one. So I don't know how much we can talk about that, but you never know, it could be 30 minutes, it could be three hours, who knows? Who knows, but by the time our podcast is live, those filly tickets will be on sale. So go get them. Yeah.

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