Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt. Oh, and also pickleball. Whyyyyyy God with the pickleball????See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just absolutely love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karam. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, Ben. Hello, hello, how you doing today?

Good. How are you doing? I'm great. You know, it's the middle of the week. Excited. It's hump day. You know, it's hump day, pump day. And, you know, we got we were, you know, it's Humpty Pump Day. And, you know, we're, it's mid-December, next month, we are going back on the road. For the first time in two years, we cannot wait and we're kicking it all off in New York City for Golden Crapies Awards. It's gonna be bigger than ever before. Tickets are actually getting pretty low,

as we've mentioned before. So we want everyone to come to that. Time is running out. We are also going to many other places, like Boston, which is also actually pretty low. And I also heard, we just heard that San Francisco was on the verge of selling out. So if you want to go to see those shows,

just go to watchcraftens.com and get the tickets before they're gone. And that's, was there anything else exciting? I feel like that's the most exciting thing is that we're about to sell at San Francisco. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. We've also got a couple videos up on Patreon for this week's Crappens on Demand.

We did Real Housewives, did we do Ultimate Girls Trip on video? That's what it is. We do on video. I think we did, I think we definitely did Salt Lake City. And I feel like we did a girls trip. I don't think girls trip. I think girls trip. I think girls trip this week was on demand. So go check those out.

Our bonus is selling sunset. We're doing season four of that. Also, my mic levels have been weird. Sorry, but guys, guess what? We are kind of with the company, but we still produce this show independently, shocker. So let me know if my mic is blowing you out today because I turned this shit up, okay.

And we did some sound tests, but we never yell really like we do in the sound tests like we do on the show for whatever reason. So just let us know on Twitter or Instagram if it's bugging you. And I think that's it for now. Oh, also take a seat was so fun this week. We did our live show take a seat was so fun this week.

We did our live show take a seat on the green room app on Spotify. So join us for that. It's on Monday nights. It's live. It's 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m. Eastern. Join us there because you guys are hilarious in that chat room and you're really good when we bring you up on it. It's been just such a great time. So join us over there for Tixie. It's also available on demand on Spotify. So if you miss it, or if you just want to catch up, I mean, people like Ronnie's had it's really funny, but also people like, come on, I'm sure some really good gossip.

So, we're really enjoying that quite a bit. Okay, so here we are with Vanderpump Rules. Wow, what an episode. What an exciting exciting exciting episode of Vander Pempt Rules to watch for us. Yep. Yeah. Well, here we are still, you know, still hanging on tree Bravo fans. We're just still here waiting. It's like a religious experience where you're just like waiting for the second coming. It's like this is gonna happen, right? Something is gonna happen, right? It's gonna make this all worth it. Well, I have like gone out on the record and I've said I've enjoyed this season. I even at the

beginning of the season, I was like, I feel like Van Opem rules is back. And for a while, it seemed that way, but lately I'm kind of like couldn't the last three episodes have just been one episode. I feel like all of a sudden, it's like we're doggie paddling in the waters. And I am like you, I'm like, something's going to happen. It's going to happen. And I actually think there's interesting stuff that's in there.

But then we wind up getting diverted to stupid pickleball things. And I think all this stuff with Katie and Tom and her relationship to the business is actually pretty fascinating. But then I don't want to have to sit through pickleball and tattoo bets and really all that bullshit and little bits and comedy features and everything. I don't need that. Yes, you are.

I mean, I think it can all be summed up in the opening song today, and I don't mean the theme song, but the first song that comes on. Here's lyrics. I'm watching me, watching me, tell me how it looks in the backseat. Okay, so now you've got Trixie as a fucking Uber driver. Looking only in the rear of your mirror and not at the road. Looking only in the rear of your mirror and not at the road. Yes. So we've got Trixi driving the Uber now. So you guys, I mean, even in your imaginary world when it's just the song, so you're bringing the show down.

Okay. We're not watching Uber drivers, right? Yeah. And then on top of that, the first place we go to is called Deuce, which is literally like saying, we're just going to a pile of shit. We're just going to take a de shit. We're about to drop one. Yeah, so here's the thing that's very familiar to anyone who lives in LA or who's ever lived in LA.

It's very familiar to me, which is this lady Kimmy, who runs some fucking business where she makes you sit in an ice bucket and then she takes your money, okay? People like this, I can't with people like this. And I feel like we give her so much credibility just because she's thin. It's like some fucking thin weirdo in LA who's charging you to go and then down my back, you know, it's like thin people are just handed

everything in Los Angeles. And I'm sick of it. I'm glad to be in Texas where fat people win. Now, we lose our rights as women, you know, if you are one. So listen, I'm not going to be standing up for Texas. And there's not some skinny lady named Kimmy trying to take my damn money to put some ice on me. Okay. At least you have that.

Okay. Well, I also, I also, she was ridiculous, but she did have a very adorable, super midwestern accent. She was like, oh, I am Kimmy. You're going to go into ice today. You're going to enjoy getting into that ice and it's gonna be really wonderful for you Working your breathing hat. Okay, let me just give you an extra big. Okay, so that we can get into the ice Yeah, she's like Luke's brother from summer or Luke sister from summer house. Yeah, pretty much So the bros are meeting minus sand of all today. This is only a Brock, Brooke, Brooke, Brock, and Swartz and James.

Not a lot of sand of all this episode in fact. That was winking on my cover man. Extra, me an extra the cover man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, looking at me, looking at me, tell me how I look from the backseat. Now there is a Tom Sandoval. Okay, maybe I figured out Trixie's goal and this is the thing. Yeah, so Brock is there. He's sort of arranged this little activity for today. And he's like, how did he look at this setup back here?

So I can't wait to do this. I can't wait to be like, gain here and gain the oil speths. So the idea is that they're going to get into the ice baths. So the idea is that they're going to get into the ice and work on their breathing and sort of like have some sort of enough. It's first to learn lessons being all right James needs to work on his rage issue and shorts is well, swat to shorts. Well, hopefully I'll sort of work doubtful but we'll try it. So, Kimmy, they get into the ice, everybody. Go ahead, get in, I'm thin, you can trust me.

Just get in the ice water. Go ahead, I'm not gonna steal your insides. Just go ahead, get in the ice. You know, Kimmy's sitting over there with a fucking scalpel that she normally uses to steal your damn kidneys when you're under there. Yeah, and then she's like, okay, and by the way, when you're in the ice, you do have to dunk your head

all the way under because why not? It's hilarious. So they're like, okay, James is like, have mercy, have mercy. Okay, I'm always looking for different methods other than normal therapy to get out my rage, my anger, and one on one therapist just always looks at me. It never works for me. I just spill my heart out,

and then they look at me with the dumb face, they don't know what to say. I'm like, I have a feeling they're probably telling you what you need to be doing and you're just not listening, James. Yeah, you're just so deep that therapists can't get you, James. They just don't get you. They've never seen someone who's been bullied before and now has rage issues. You're just like, you broke them old. Yeah, nobody bullied ever moves to LA.

I'll tell you that. So, shorts are like, well, my logic is if hot baths are bad for my sleep, So you got nobody bullied ever moves to LA. I'll tell you that. So short so I'm saying. Well my logic is if hot baths are bad for my sperm count, then cold baths are good. They must be good for my sperm count. Now, as much as the scene kind of annoyed me because it was another one of these,

just like a stupid activity that we have to sit through, I mean how many different exercises and self-care regimens we have to watch, really most people on Bravo go through. I did, I did chocolate quite a bit, because they did, you know, they lowered themselves into these ice baths, like there were cowboys or something if cowboys had access to ice.

And I don't know why they may think of cowboys, because it's just the metal tins, you know. But then James, James going in is such a baby. I mean, perhaps deservedly so, but he is wedding. If I can't marry someone ugly, I can't marry someone ugly. I thought you meant like you just walked down the aisle and just see someone ugly in the audience. Like, you don't have to look at these wedding pictures

in the rest of your life, but I do. Get out of this wedding. So short, it's like, James, you have to take that anger and you have to refine it. Refine the anger. Think of what annoys you most in the world and then marry it oh well it's working for me anyway ba ba ba ba ba ba ba so afterwards they're all sitting together and you see my boy is literally

vibrant in vibrant and but thank you thank you Brock I mean this was completely challenging for me people can get rose out of me so easily Oh, I think you get your rose out of me. I was about getting a rose out of me Anyway, people get a rose out of me, and I want to make it harder for them You know so then it's amazing how angry that guy can be when I've got his kidney in the Ziploc He's coming so we're there Crazy He's coming so we're there. You like games? Give me so for there like packing up other organs

So then Brock's like well you know growing up for me being a kid with four fingers in school kids a crew And that for me seeing that saw it made me a different person. I'm like wait, wait what and then we find out about it made me a different person. I'm like, wait, wait, what? And then we find out about Brock's, you know, uh, farm trauma that is much like, uh, a Viva dresser's farm trauma. I know. I hope Bravo keeps, I hope that Brock keeps the Bravo traditional live and just throws his, his finger at somebody angrily at some point in this season. It's like every 10 years, Bravo finds someone who was horrifically maimed by Farmyard Equipment. Really it's subtle like nod to getting rid of dairy and society. Like do we really need dairy? So Brock tells us well I grew up

on a dairy farm and my day was working one morning and I went behind the bull. That was the first problem because it was one morning and I went behind the ball. That was the first problem because it was dairy farm and I went to the ball and then I started it and kicked me and I fell into a great, that into a gate that was moving and my hand got caught in the gears. So here I am. All four fingers and then we see his hand, you know, missing like a finger and a half. Yeah, but you can't even tell because his fingers are so big in the first place. It's like you still got more space There than everybody with

One of his fingers is worth like three of ours, you know, and now listen I've got some huge hands. Anybody who knows me knows I have huge hands And even I saw those hands and I was like damn boy, but I thought the same thing like you're not supposed to milk the bowl You know and sometimes these are. It's like, you know, and sometimes these are difficult lessons to learn, you know? So James is like, well, you know, I'll get the bully and stuff, and whenever I get made, I'll just have to say,

Jungs, where's the fuck up, Jungs? And remember, I'm here to give the world love and music and light, and you know what, my temper is just gonna hold me back at the end of the day. Also, you're a lack of love, light and light and music will hold you back and pursuing those goals too Also your music in general. Let's be honest probably hold it back So now we go over to Lala and Randall's house and Lisa Vanderpump shows up And Lala's holding her baby and then our Lala's dog Lily greets Lisa at the door

And Lala's like if Jesusets Lisa at the door and Lala's like if Jesus had a dog it would be Lily and Lisa's like oh Jesus has many dogs many many dogs and I have many too and some even work for me oh yeah did oh doggy dog to lean would try humping Jesus's arm every night after dinner. Darling, it's in the Bible! It's in the Bible! So how long have you had this sweet, into a piece of humanity? Um, Lily is like a couple months.

No, not the damn baby darling. You sack. The dog darling. The dog. I actually, you know, I have very specific opinions on Bravo dogs. I actually really enjoyed Lily. Lily, poor Lily, this poor dog looked like, you know, it's like, do I have to, do I have to spend the remainder of my days in the presence of Randall M.M.

It, like, why do I have to be witness to Pickleball? It just looked like a dog that was worn out by so many annoying scenes with Randall and Schwartz being shot in the backyard. It's like, woof, I can't. Woof, woof, woof. I know. The dog's like this guy is disgusting and I shiv on the ground. Alright, give me out of here. So Van their pump is like, where darling?

The dog looks like it's had a time of it. Mala says, yeah, her liver levels are really high. Who's hot? Get it! Sorry, wrong time, darling, sorry. And so, yeah, so I mean, Lila and Lili, this is Lala and Lili and LVP, this is hard to get through, but Lala is basically saying that Lili's been with her through all her drunken days, et cetera. So this is sad because I kind of feel like next episode they're gonna announce that Lily dies or something. But in the meantime, Lisa is looking at the baby

and she's like, oh look at that baby. It doesn't even take after Randa. Look, it only wants one chicken sandwich. Oh, wait, I think it just dropped what are dice sterling did it drop dice on the floor? I'm like, oh my god. How does he keep finding those? He's trying to bet you. So Lala takes her up to look at the nursery, which of course is insane. It's humongous. It's gorgeous. And Vanderpump is like, Lala's come such a long way and I'm so proud to be part of her journey. When she was sneaking drinks by in the host's standing here, she used with a baby, a la la, what are you doing behind that crib? What I'm trying to say is she was once totally irresponsible and now she has a child,

so you put two and two together, please. So, uh like wow this baby is so pretty I'm so thank god it looks like you and not Randall. Yeah I'm all it's like well she came out really hairy I thought when I shaved Randall I'm gonna have to shave her too. What do you mean you have to shave Randall? Like where do you shave him? Well you know like his bum bum. He turns around and bends over and I... him. Well you know, like his bum bum. He turns around and bends over and I, shaknow! That's like you just threw water on the green wet, you know, just like shrinking away and dying. Yeah, she's like you know because I've got to visit down there. She's what do you mean if you have to revisit, you know, with my mouth. Have you ever even heard of the

expression close your eyes in the gavanglins?, dear Lala. I cracked up at that part. Um, you're eating rattle out like, hey, do we need to know that and beat you? Need to do that? I mean, really, the house is nice. Okay, I get it. The house is nice. Is it that nice? I mean, damn girl, damn. You could probably just go to like Joanne Fabrics and like rub your face in some Angora and get like this inexperience. Tom, talk about working hard for your money, damn. That's a lot. Oh.

Oh. Oh. It's really not something we really wanna imagine. Yes. And going into the Randall's Nether regions. Yes, and when people shame Lala, you know, like me, or like anybody else, you know, Randall's another regions. Yes, and when people shame Lala, you know like me or like anybody else, you know Don't say it's not hard. It is actual work So you know you got to give credit where credit is due because that's hideous

I mean that's like waking up every morning and just like shoving your face into like a jackfruit or whatever just not Okay, so in the way. Fruit. So at least speaking. So, so Lala's just talking about how, how she and Vandipum sit down in front of some pastries and, you know, and Lisa Vandipum's like, I don't know,

I can eat these pages and still look like that. I'm like, that she doesn't, she doesn't eat them. She put them out for camera. So Lala's saying how she went off on Schwarzee and basically trying to tell Schwarz's defend his wife more and you know, because Katie was really looking forward to being part of the bar. Well, she's probably looking right now

to really get her teeth into something, right, you know, the bar, the bar at least. No darling, Katie's useless. I was saying you should send a day no silver to her with this box of croissant Sunday Katie telling Well, I'm getting my teeth into something no, we just I know darling you've got to hair in your teeth. Please remove it

She's like in what was this thing with the smelly feet did you do that? I was like oh god Charlie said let's do pictures of the smelly feet? Did you do that? I was like, oh God, Charlie said, let's do pictures of her smelly feet and sell them. And then that money can go towards Rick Al's nose, right? But I'm not taking time away from my baby. Do you know that? I'm not taking time for my baby. As she has just like shoved the baby to the night nurse

for the 12th time this season, because someone came over to like, say hi. Yeah. If she can't afford her nose, sorry, not doing it. I've already told you what I went through to get my nose revisions. I love Lala who is all about body impairment, et cetera, et cetera,

except if it's someone she doesn't like. And then she's like, no, I'm not doing that. Okay, I'm not taking time away from my baby. Oh, shut up, Lala. You would like to be the first one to have done this if you were your idea. Yeah. So then where are we in a new scene? We are in a new scene. It's not even right behind there. I'm like, what is Courtney doing in this scene? Courtney, run! Courtney! Take yourself. Courtney, the

photographers come over to Katie and Tom's. They're all arriving to do this like feet photo shoot and Arianna's like, you guys, this is quite possibly the dumbest, most amazing thing we have ever done. Yes and yes. And so I'm taking some sketch comedy again just kind of getting back into the vibe of it. Yes and dumb things. Courtney's like we're doing this for a nose and because it's yeah, because it's not symmetrical like I want it to be You know, I've tried to do everything to make the best out of this bad nose job. I've tried contouring nose exercises Kissing James really hard. Nothing is working. I don't have 30,,000 to fix it, but I'm still... I'm still...

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Amazon music or Wondery app. So, um, yes, this saga continues. So, so basically, um, Courtney can't believe that this is what she's doing. She's like, so you guys are selling photos of your feed on the internet. Do I have to put my name on this content? Okay, good. So they just are taking pictures. And at first I thought it was kind of funny because there was like so amused by it that I was actually getting second hand amusement out of it.

But then of course the show has to gild the lily and tries to do a comedy bit. The show did a comedy bit once, three seasons ago, and we all thought it was super funny, and now they are wedging it in like twice in episode now. We had to have two of them, so now they tried to make it like a porn, like a 70s porn oh thing with the feet.

Yeah, you know, look, if you're working to have a news journey, I needed to start F. Murray Abraham. I just don't think Rick Halk can carry the story there. I said it, Rickl's the best probably person on the show as far as like real people like she seems like a really nice girl and everything but I just don't need your nose journey. I'm done with your nose journey lady. Well I just don't need this whole feet thing like I'm ready for the next story like like substantial story beat which is of course Lisa saying that she's gonna pay for it. We just know that's going to happen.

So let's not have the comedy bits and the feet thing. Let's just get to it, right? So Raquel announces that tomorrow she's going to host a picnic, some sort of like tea party picnic as a thank you for everyone, I guess, doing feet picks, I guess. I don't know, but the name is Fancy Floral. And I have a vision board about how I'm and drawing inspiration. And she boasts out this vision board. And it's basically Lisa Vanderpump's house.

I was like, did you just take all these pictures when you were at her tea party? Cause that's exactly it's like pink flowers, pink flower linens, pink flower shambles, panty hiding under the table with a pitter bread. It's like, wait a minute, how did that get in there? I was gonna say everybody. It's just like pictures from Pandora's Instagram. Like, here I am with Mummy and a flower dress. Here I am with Mummy and the flower dress and a shawl.

I was just trying to take a test picture of my feet, at least a Vanderpump's team. That was just under the table. Like Pandora under there with a macaron. Like what? Leave me alone. Leave me be. Uh, so Ariadna was saying how James had made some real growth because he didn't seem

uh, belligerent when he had to be around drunk people at Brock's birthday party. And uh, Charlie's like, yeah, that party is stock because I almost had to punch an Aussie. And so she tells a story about how that one guy like grabbed her totally inappropriately. And Katie was like, well, did you say anything to Brock or Sheena? She says, yeah, they were, I mean, they were standing right there. They were standing right there.

And they were around, it's like, yeah, but did she know that you were like upset about it? She was, yeah, she was standing there. And then Katie, you know, you see the wheels turning. My Katie's coming to life. And Charlie's like, I'm starting to see a pattern regarding Sheena and friends and loyalty. And it's heartbreaking that Sheena chose to have this random

dude's back over me. Yeah. And Katie goes, if I'm bringing people around my friend, and I'm from bringing people around and my friend is visibly uncomfortable about it, I'll be fucking mortified. I'm like, why do I feel like that is a convenient narrative for Katie? I wish I could like pull up some really good examples of where she's being a total hypocrite, and I can't. But I think we all know those examples exist.

Well, I'm just confused about the whole situation. First of all, that guy's a pig. You can't just go grab somebody like that. I thought that the way that Charlie was playing it off, she, like, told the guy off, and then her boyfriend was right there, and then she kind of made light of it, which I guess is normal to do in a situation

where you don't feel comfortable, you know? So it doesn't make this situation light, but at first I'm kind of sticking up for Sheena because I'm like, well, did she even know it was this big of a deal? Like, what's going on? But it was nice to see Charlie tell that guy to go fuck himself. It was great, and she should have told him to go fuck himself. I think it was actually a little bit more great. I mean, she should have set up for a friend, but I can actually understand how she may have just like

totally missed that this was something significant that was happening to Charlie, right? So I was first, I'm like, well, what did she know? Like, was this bad or was it not, you know? Cause I always listen, I give she shoot the benefit of the doubt in general. But then she just like completely blows up how she answers later.

Yeah. Yeah. But later she completely destroys any fate I might have had. But for now, I was like, you know, I just think it's funny like in the past, how much Katie has had like, you know, badgered people like Lala or, you know, just whoever she brought around Jacks. And now she's saying, you know, if I'm bringing people around and like, you know, my and my friend is Visual and comfortable by about it, I'd be mortified. I'm like, that's like what you thrive on Katie.

Okay, so then we go to this tattoo wacky scene and a tattoo shop with Lisa Vanderpum. Oh, what's this? Oh, so they are with a tattoo artist named Max, which I can't even believe they let that name back on except for Vanderpump's son. Yeah, so only Max we will accept any longer on this show. Maybe it was him. He's like surprise mother. It's me. I had to get another job to support myself since I don't give me anything. So much just, so much just flies by on one of those little scooters. You're back and I would like to enjoy not splitting a salad. So the Schwartz lost another bet, you know, because he's and he's oh, he, he's never

not followed through. He's never Welshed on a bet. Okay. So that says the whole thing. So, you know, he feels, I feel bad because, you know, I feel, my wife feels feeling like I've been super supportive lately. And well, I got drunk with Lisa and she challenged me to a game of high stakes ping pong. And if I lose, I'll get LVP tattooed on my body and I lost. And that's, this wasn't a fair bet at all. You know, this guy's just an idiot. He'll bet anything for anything. Like what was he, he was gonna get three cases

of wine from Vanderbump. It was her own wine. It was her own brand. It's like, well, if you win, you get to advertise my wine for free. It's your new restaurant. I know. And he already has Bubba on his butt.

And so, you know, here's this guy saying how his wife doesn't feel supported. And like, maybe like the one thing she does have is his ass. And now he's gonna basically divvy that up between her and Lisa Vanderbump. Yeah, so he's getting his little tattoo and they're talking. And she's like, well, why is Katie so upset with you?

And he says, well, she just feels that I've chosen Tom over her in opening this new bar. And it's like, well, I mean, it's not like Katie's been pushed out of this new bar restaurant, right? Yeah, actually, yeah, she has. Well, that's the problem. If she feels like she's not involved and she's putting up her house for security.

And he's like, well, actually, I was denied the mortgage. So I'm thinking of getting a small business loan and, you know, wow. I mean, next episode, he's going to be having a lemonade stand. I just feel like, I don't know, like Tom Schwartz needs to get his shit together. You know, I've complained many times on this show about how I don't want to see adulting, but like, I don't want to see adulting, but I don't want to see adulting in terms of how they interact with each other. I want them to be petty and immature, but in terms of just like basic life responsibilities,

you know, maybe get some shit together. Yeah, so he's like, well, in the betting, I need to talk to you about that too, because Randall called, and you know, I won the first annual Randall Emmett Pickleball championship. So he called to do a double or nothing. If I win, I get $2,000! And what's if you do news? He's like, well, he's gonna need a menu placement with a drink named after him on the menu. Oh, Tom Tom's menu is not for Schwartz to bet with, he owns 5% so we can put 5% of Randall's name on the Tom Tom's menu is not for shorts to bet with he owns 5% so we can put 5% of random's

name on the Tom Tom menu. Maybe we just a raw, raw, you can get the raw, which is consists of, Juh, and Juh, that's all you get. Hmm, so shorts is like, wow, Katie's gonna kill me. Why was she okay to you for other reasons? Just get out of here, LVB. Because he's got the brand now. And so then we go to this Tea Party setup

in the public park. Yeah. And, you know, there's some random girl being like, thank you so much for inviting me, Raquel. I can't wait for my first time, Ron. And then Raquel's page, and she's already like, Steppford Wife. She's like, yes, Tea Party's okay.

I'm in. She has that robot Stepford wife thing about her when they start fighting later. She's just like, mm, mm, mm. Where are manners? Where are manners? Where are manners?

So people are arriving. Hello, my dear. It's Sheena. And then Charlie, Ariana arrives looking like a dandelion that's gone to siege just with like puffy like like a she's written this like very light Puffy thing What is like if best bunny it's like if dust bunnies had a prom

Does bunny prom so But Lala shows up and she's wearing like a sort of like a tank top that says baby girl on it. And she goes, um, you definitely did not tell me I'd be so chic. I would not have worn a baby girl tank top. But I thought I sent you the moon board, you know. She's like, oh, I've read, you know, mood colon board. I was like, yeah, basically she gets me. So, do I look like a bitch as puffy as leaves

and a fucking tutu in my closet? Come on. Yes, you do, Lala, actually. Don't act like you don't. We've seen some of the looks that you've tried to rock on a red carpet for various John Travolta and Bruce Willis premieres that are video on demand. We've seen those and Raquel's like,

well, maybe I should have been clearer with my mood board, but I don't know what's clearer than sending a bunch of pictures and saying, dress like this. Burn. So they all have little gloves. She's provided them all with little T gloves and she's like, I love being under now. And so they all do it cheers to the ladies who lunch and they check their feet finder and they've had zero sales and zero subscribers and Charlie's like but I have hope guys I have hope and she knows like wait a second I want to see these photos oh it's yeah okay oh I'm not

gonna pay a subscription to luck and then I just cast a Charlie just being angry like you unsupportive friend you wouldn't even pay a subscription fee to look at the feet finder pictures we did first, you put black point. I know, Charlie is decided she's pissed and that's just where she's gonna go now. So then they show the Lala, they show Lala the pasta feet because there was a picture where they're like,

oh my God, that's not what the speed is in spaghetti. So Lala's like speaking of, how is Jamison? I don't know what that has to do with spaghetti really well because it's up all about the pasta Right. Oh, thank you. They've been taking it literally right right taking it literally right Yeah, so then we cut the james and scream therapy words And the guys like if you want to let an any noise let it be as big as you want it to be If you want to let any noise, let it be as big as you want it to be. I was really glad that this screen therapy was limited to like 15 seconds of screen time. That's what all these therapies and spa sessions just make it a 10 second flashback.

Yeah, so Rick L. Tellson that he's in therapy to work on his temper. And she was like, oh, that reminds me. My boyfriend has an alcohol home body and it's a life-thrilling fitness shop and they're doing a launch party. It's also a photo shoot and he might go and fight your lady. It's like I'm gonna get some photo.

I said, ah, no, home body. Zero segue for Sheena. That reminds me. Like James is in therapy working on his anger session. Oh yeah, and that's funny because Brock's are an app. It's like what? And she looks like Brock has poured his heart and soul and everybody has into this Some money to your fucking children. How about that? Okay. Yeah, I like that

I like the idea that he's put all his money in an app called home body when he is the one body that's not at home with his kids called homebody when he is the one body that's not at home with his kids. So then we see Brock doing his business. They're like, Brock, let's get a scene of you doing business, business. Do you need a manila envelope darling? No, all of course, scene is laptop. So he's like sitting in their kitchen. He's like, all right, listen, he is homebody. All right, there's going to be just going to be some work out.

Then there's going to be a schedule for your your work at and you can schedule them on the web Like wow revolutionary by the way didn't jacks already do this He tri- well, I mean Jacks usually has done a lot of a lot of things But he doesn't actually finish them. He did jacks had like a like a one-second app But it was it I don't even remember what Jax's app is called. At least Brock has a cute name, homebody, like that's kind of fun.

But she goes, Brock is literally the most passionate, driven person I've ever met, and I really wanna be friends. I want all my friends to really start seeing that side of him. The really like passionate business aside of him that goes and you know, donks himself in ice buckets the middle of the day because he literally has nothing else to do.

Yeah, he's like the most driven person I've ever met. Like literally, I have to drive everywhere. I'm like an Uber for Brock. Hi. And she's like, yeah, I mean, he also asked the guys. I'm hehouse James and then James responded up for free. It's like, don't, don't, don't. And Rick tells us, yeah, he said, recount, don't respond to Brock's texts because he said we shouldn't do it for free. Yeah, and for your friend, start up, and she does like,

Brock has a child to pay for. And Lala, Lala, to her credit goes, actually she knows, he has three children to support support but who the fuck is counting So Charlie says what are all those three guys gonna be going to that homebody party? And she's like, I don't know why she's um because I don't know if you remember she know but that guy tried to grab for me I don't know if you remember Shina, but that guy tried to grab for me. It's like don't don't don't don't commercial.

So then she goes, well, I'm sorry. I did not see him do that. I was just taken away by Brock's passion and drive for business, which was evidenced that day by doing a coordinated routine of jumping into a pole in speedos. Yeah, well, I was like, why isn't Shina saying anything to him about it? Cause like, it seemed like you saw. Nah, I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.

And Lala says, well she did seem pretty visibly upset, she not about that. Oh yeah, I was like, I was on Lala's Charlie's Defender. Yes, Lala and Katie, of course, because they see a chance. It's anti-sheena, so they jump right on, right? So Charlie's like, yeah, I was like, get off of things. Just, well, I saw the quarry was right behind you. And you were like, bro, this is my boyfriend.

And he's gonna kick your ass. And then that was like, eh, like, I didn't know. I needed to say something for you. Okay. Shishu, this girl has gone really hard for you. And you kind of expect people to really defend you. And then when they need you to defend them, you're kind of nowhere to be found.

Well, I don't expect anything from everyone. Oh, really? Because you just told everybody that they're gonna come do a free photo shoot for your boyfriend. Like, you can't really say that in the same scene that you just basically commanded everybody to do a free photo shoot for you.

Yeah, so Charlie's basically like, Shina, let's be real here. And it's not in a bad way. I wanted to do a free photoshoot for you. Yeah, so Charlie is basically like, Shina, let's be real here. And it's not in a bad way. I wanted to offend my friends, but there has to be a little bit of loyalty. I felt like I've been so loyal to you and such a good friend and you tell me, I don't like this person.

I'm gonna tell that person. They can go fuck themselves and it has not been reciprocated at all and it's frustrating for me. You sat there and you talked to me about how people have hung out with and people you don't like and then for then for you to turn around and be a friend the next day like what happened at Brock's party like I was like she wouldn't even defend me because that's like his friend and she doesn't even want them to not like her but like that's how friendship

works Gina. And Paige is going oh my god the manners. Where the manners is now. And she must have had nothing to do with that. I mean, I'm saying, like, I know him to be a respectful person, so I didn't say it that way, and I'm very sorry. And Katie's like, yeah, but when you have to be loyal to everyone, you're loyal to no one.

Oh, Katie, go back to your fucking Instagram, spiritual memes that you're reading that shit. I know. Katie ate a fortune cookie. So, she's like, well, then I'm, Instagram, spiritual memes that you're reading that shit. I know. I know. KD8 of Fortune Cookie. So, uh, she's like, well, then I'm, then I'm, I'm also none of you and I'm friends with none of you and I'm friends all of you and I'm friends all of you and I'm no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then of course, she does one of these.

I didn't know I was showing up to it. Let's bash she in a tea party. Oh, good. Oh, she not. She goes taking notes, notes maxed taking notes. So you know all she really had to do was say, oh my god I didn't even understand that was a big thing you really pulled it off like you weren't mad and I'm so sorry If I had known I would have said something and I will talk to that asshole until I'm defucking watch himself Exactly. It should have been a better fun the end, you know, yeah

himself. Exactly. I'm sorry. It should have been a better response. The end, you know? Yeah. But instead her response is the last party I went on, I got shit on. It's making me not like too. So then, Charlie's like, listen, I don't want this. I don't want it. I don't want to keep this. No, just a letter T. I just don't like it anymore. Like every time I'm in Willough Fortune, they're like, RSTL and E. I'm don't like it anymore like every time I'm on Willa Fortune. They're like RSTL I'm like, what about RSTL any? So then Charlie is she's like, look, I don't want to keep this bottled up. That's why I'm telling you and Lollipot goes, sheesh. Do you feel ganged up on? If not, we will continue

No, I don't feel ganged up on it. You often is with me and you often is with me and you often is with me. And you have a, oh my God, those reeds begin with the tea. It's very exciting. Yeah. Very exciting. I just want to go home with my baby. I don't even want to be here anymore. Can I go?

I then Ariana's like, Sheena should not be invited to any more tea parties. At which point I was like, well, that was a was that was a funny way that was a good way to end the episode That was cool and I was like oh There's much much more episode that I thought I had like naturally reached its conclusion Yeah, I'm all it goes. She's had enough for the day guys. Oh, okay So then ding dong now we're at Katie's house and she's pouring rosé and Ariana comes over and she also prop was that. So Ariana's like, because you weren't able to be at my house when we did the cocktail tasting. I just

wanted to list you in another way. So one of the things I was like, I would like to have in this drink box at home thing, drink at home thing is like a drinking game. Yeah. So, Katie really loves working with Ariana and she likes Ariana because they've I've been Ariana actually appreciates her ideas. So they start like coming up with questions for like, never have I ever game. So, Katie goes, never have I ever ripped my shirt off in a parking lot to fight

someone. And so then we see a flashback of the famous fight Which amusingly they did not include Jackson this fight They only showed sand of all in the flashback. I was like wow they really don't want to have anything to do the jacks on this show anymore Yeah, and Katie's like never have I had my boy never have I had my boyfriend drop a drink on my head or Never have I ever punched a friend in the face. So it's basically just all plot lines from Vanderpump rules and Katie says and it's really nice to work with her and not be around some ego maniac who's asked you have to kiss every single day.

I'm a shoes. Here comes one right now. So, um, but Ariana's asking about, uh, if Katie and Schwartz are going to be doing their, like, sandwich thing at all. And, you know, Katie's like, well, eventually, you know, I just want to live in an Ancemiar movie where, you know, she's goes to her, I just go to my sandwich shop every day and, you know, and then I curse someone out and call someone a whore, and then I come home and I call someone also whore, and I drunk tax my husband, and then the next day, I soak in bed. That's just a sort of Nancy Meyer movie I want to live in.

Yeah, but I can't do it on my own. Actually, in Nancy Meyer's movies, the women all do do it on their own. So if you've ever actually watched one of these, you would understand that. Merrill Street wasn't just sitting around waiting for somebody to teach her how to make a chocolate croissant. No. Okay. No. She had her own bakery. That's how she won on people.

At the end, she was like, come over and watch me make a chocolate croissant, too, in the morning. That's exactly right. That was the exact example I was going to use. So Tom Schwartz is back. he comes back, and Katie goes, well, never have I ever tattooed the name of my significant other to my ass. And then Schwartz, we just cut to him and it's a confession like, oh God, oh, I can't. I literally like every time he says, oh God,

I'm put his head in his hands, I just, I want to like just throw my television out the window. I cannot deal with it anymore. Well, I may have made one more bedding, gaff, huh? Lisa challenged me to a game of ping pong and I'd lost. And now I have to show you I really fucked up, Katie. I had to get LVP tatted on my ass. He's like, Tom, Tom.

This is real. that's real. So Aryan is like, you know, the thing with Schwartz is that he's so good at charming his way out of everything. Like, well, so these dumb dumb's he is. I think for the rest of us, we're like, what is wrong with this man child? Get him, like, do something to him. Get him, like, this person needs to be fixed

Yeah, and he's like Ariana are you leaving did I fuck your flow up? And she's like you fucked your own flow up. He's like I sure did So she's like yeah if I was Katie I would shove my rosé glass up his asshole So she leaves and then he's like, blahaba, I didn't think I would lose. That's why I bet. Hey, dumb dumb. That's why everybody bet. I know.

Why do you think people wind up in the hole, okay? So Katie just doesn't like that. Schwartz keeps betting things away, like his ass cheeks, et cetera, or the first, the name of their first born to, to Randall. So, but ultimately she just feels again that he does not have her back and other people are taking precedence over her or she says precedent, which is cool. It's like this person, this person is the new version of Katie. They have taken the precedent of

Katie. Hopefully one day they will be president. So she's like, Tom Lombon, and he's just ignoring her while he writes in a notebook. And she's like, you know, it's like you don't have my back in certain places. He's like, yeah, as he scribbles. She's like, and other people are taking president. Yeah. You know what? But they're only taking that on a professional level, not on a personal level.

She's like, um, no, there's no necessity of your wife. I was like, wow, that's the most I've ever agreed with Katie. It's true. And he's like, yeah, but no, but no, but no, no, no, no, no, no. And then we see that this whole time in his notebook, he's been scribbling down a picture that says, I fucked up. I didn't even notice I was like not even willing to look at his notebook. Yeah, he's like this is what I says I fucked up So then I mean divorce him like seriously you two are you two are disaster and the fact that they didn't get the scene of Katie kicking Tom out and then him kicking down the door to get back in and then them just getting to act like a happy couple the next day.

I mean, when the camera crew is even that board of you that they don't get that scene, you need to go. It's time to go. So Lala is setting up some, I guess the pickle ball party for Randall and she's like, Randall is the best. She's made all these poster boards or the Night Nurse has been instructed to make all these poster board signs. I think it was the night nurse because there was also a thing under the sign that said someone out there in TV land please help me please get me a new job. So then Randall is like the moment I walk onto that court I'm not Randall I'm a pickle pro you see all those referees that are shown up. Yeah, that guy right there is the number one pickleball champion in the world. And his mom is still very upset that she's making him lunch every day. And so he's hired all these famous pickleball

players to come coach him. There's like 10 guys that he brought in for this, okay? So there's all these grandos there and Rand is practicing like, yeah! And Schwartz shows up and basically everybody shows up for this dumb little party. And Maryama says, she, now you look so cute in your outfit just thanks. Brock told me not to wear the pregnancy belt, but I was like, I feel more confident in this, so I weren't anyway. Yeah, and then Brock is like They're all showing up and they see all these all these pickleball players Raphael Fodal because it's pickleball not tennis Brock is like let me get this straight Randall brought in world class players He's playing against the most known competitive pace in average arena per try fee for himself

This is a little man seeing drill mong steroids. I mean he's right because no one else is even playing They're just there to watch this like sad inside joke that Randall seems to have only with himself like Randall is so Amused by this pickleball thing and like they're just there because the producers told them to be there No one is interested in this and he's's bought himself a huge five foot tall trophy that he can win. So Logan, blonde Logan is bartending and he has shorts a cup and it says loser. He's like, wait, you put my name is loser on the cup. God, that's not nice. And so then Brock's like, yeah, that goes. Oh, sorry, you already said that part. So Schwartz is like, wow, look, Katie made me a sign.

And it's a box that Katie has picked up at Lala's house because it says pickleball paddles that say rental and Lala on them. So she picked up that box and just wrote with a Sharpie. Like go Tom, you could win. Oh, I love win. Haha. I love that. Oh, the night nurse is like, no, the other side has my message to the world. Someone saved me.

Show the other side of the box. Oh, so Brock and she and our talking. And he's like, oh, I want James to get here because he keeps saying he wants to change. But then he doesn't think about the people Plus it's doing and she's like, ah, cuz he literally thinks I'm here so fucking cool The people just bought up from money at DJ James Conradon and then he walks us Hello everybody and Brock is like is is so I'm changing. It's not working

So then, uh, Char, this is bullshit, by the way, for Brock. James, I'm no, I'm no like defender of the James, okay? But they are all famous Brock. Like everyone on this show is more famous than you. Would you know, obviously. So you're walking into this thing, trying to sell some new business, using their images,

and shit that they would be getting paid tens of thousands of dollars to do for anybody else. And you're just expecting them everybody to just do it. Like, you have to ask, you have to make an effort. They don't just fucking owe you that. You little free loader. Yeah, I mean, I agree. But I also think though that like, it seems like they're all friends and that James could like, you know, it feels a little, a little miserly on James's part, but I agree. I mean, you're, I mean, I think it's sort of like they're both sides are correct in a weird way.

Whatever. So then I'm like, I'm not willing. I'm not gonna win. When you're loyal to everyone, you're loyal to no one. Okay. Um, I didn't know it was this June, I got part of you again. So I mean, I think if he asked them and they said, yes, that's one thing. But just to send everybody an email like, okay, do this photo shoot for me. Like you should be calling everybody. That's a big deal. That's a big gift. That's a big monetary gift you're asking from people and just assuming like you're entitled to it. You know, and you're not talking time answer. That's that's the thing. I think that it's more. I don't think it's wrong for him to ask for it, but I think it's more just that now. Like James's

James has asked said how much at that point, I just would say I was just hoping to pull a favor and if James still says he wants money, you just drop it and you move on. And then like James is going to look sort of actually more, let James look like he's the greedy one while everyone else who is more famous than James is like, I don't care. I'll do it, you know. So, yeah, I do agree. I think it's a little, it's a little bit of a stretch to tie this into James's growth, but I mean at the same time there is something to be said about like I'm like trying to help you

and help you be a better person. Can you help me like with my app that like, so that way it fails in six months instead of three months, right? I mean I get it, but I look at it as like you're not helping him with shit. You're helping yourself have scenes every show by saying, we're gonna do this for James. You're using James' like lead status on the show to give yourself scenes. So in that way, James is also helping you because he's giving you scenes to film

and you're using his problems for that as well. So you're like double using somebody. So fuck off, you're not entitled to shit unless you politely ask for it. I actually don't think that they're it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it.

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I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I guess we have to shoot together, have some sort of bros storyline, but I actually don't think he's using James for scenes. I think he's maybe using one would one could make the argument he's using sheena for scenes, but yeah, well, look, I'm not I'm not anti Brock totally. I'm just saying that when you say we're going to do a scene about working on James's rage issues, that's you scheduling a scene that you're going to be able to shoot now because you came up with this thing

Around James's issues. Well, let's be honest He probably didn't even come up with that. It was the producers who scheduled it, right? That's probably what it really was so then that would actually supports your argument because he's actually taking credit for something that the producers probably made him do He's just not entitled to shit is my argument so Raquel is working out with Charlie probably made them do. He's just not entitled to shit. It's my argument. So Rekel is working out with Charlie. They're doing yoga or something. And Rekel's like, you know, there are days

that you work out and you really sweat and you really make an effort because you want to be healthy. And then there's days that you work out so you can miss pickleball. Yeah. And there are just days we just do anything so you can miss pickleball, anything. So Charlie is complimenting Raquel's tea party, saying how cute it was

and stuff, and she also is like apologizing for bringing up her stuff there, et cetera. And she just, but then she says, you know, she is always coming to us with her feelings, and we just like take them in. And Raquel then tells the story that at the beginning of quarantine Rekel was hanging out with Danica a lot last season and and she knows like I'm kindly asking you not to hang out with them and Rekel was like sure like I care about our friendship so I'm willing to accommodate you Yeah she like you can't do that I'm just running around telling people

that they can't hang out with other people or they can't be friends with she, but so shitty and Charlie, and now this Charlie stuff is making more sense to me, you know, now that they're coming out with this, that she is literally telling them they can't hang out with people. I would tell people, I have told people to fuck off with that. I've lost friendships over that. Yeah, well, you don't tell me who to hang out with. Well, you don't tell Ronnie who to hang out with or what photo shoot he has to go to, okay? So, Sheena had basically, Charlie had left some nice comments on Danica's Instagram and Sheena texted Charlie

and was like, being several as one thing, but don't guess her ass on Instagram. She said horrible things about me. And if she said those about you, I would certainly not compliment her, especially publicly. And that's all. Someone sent it to me and that was like,

okay, I thought she was your girl. That's it. Yeah, she is still 12 years old. Shocker. Yeah, also she is like super famous for being like, well, she's my friend and you're my friend and like, I don't see what's wrong with that. Like in that situation has been reversed.

She has totally been the one leaving nice comments. Right. And Charlie's like, yeah, I mean, I got a text message saying I commented too many nice things on her photos. So I just stopped because I was scared if I didn't, I would just keep getting these text messages about it. And she's like, yeah, even with that whole breath thing from last season, you know, I had sheen's fucking back even when she talked about me and called

me a thoughty club rat or whatever she said. And Brett told me Sheena's talking shit about you. And I still took her sign. Well, that's Charlie's fault at that point. That's just blind allegiance. So, um, me while back at Pickaball, Lala is trying to make this a semi interesting scene by coming out coming out in a cheerleading costume and Randall's like, yeah, it's gone to a whole other level now. I just like that she was cheering for Woodaburger because she was wearing like the orange and white of Wattaburger. So thank you Lala. Thank you. Thank you for trying to stay on my side. So she's like, you know, like normally when I put on a cheerleader costume for brand, I expect something in return. Like, for him to bend me over, you know, something fun. But in this case, I'm just hoping we can put into this fucking grandpa game.

I know this, what one of the more likable moments Lala's had this season is her joining us in hatred of this pickleball storyline. Yeah, now imagine her just eating Rand out. Okay, there. I've just spelled that or taken that magic away for myself at least. So then, um, uh, then, I mean, Randall really thinks this is like the most hilarious, interesting thing. This is all for Randall. And it's like, it's, we're it's we're not just this just speaks to his ego as a film producer and a human being. So now he's flown out American Idol runner-up

Willie, Willie whatever. Willie has a last name Willie Spence and I think we're all supposed to be impressed. I'm like this guy wasn't I'd be impressed if you flew someone out from Fox's American Idol not the I think this guy was from the ABC version. This is from like The Abe the American Idol that no one cares about and someone argue that no one cared about American Idol on Fox After a certain point the point is this if you really are gonna flex with an American Idol cameo Make sure you got like a, you know, give me a, give me a Lauren Alaina or a, or a, I don't know, the little, the little guy. I mean, this Fantasia or nothing for me. Okay.

Give us a, uh, bowbice. Give us a bowbice. Give us a, give us a dot tree. That's probably too big for him But give us a dot tree. Don't give us a constant marulis. We don't deserve that but give us a KC John's just fly me in all things the fantastic songs I believe in me. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I believe that they're miracles. I mean, I still listen to that song on a loop sometimes. Just cry. I'm a go fan, Taser.

I love you. Do you know what the part of this is to have to like, on the spot, try to remember various American Idol cast members from the top of the world. And we both recapped it. Yeah, we both recapped it for years. I know I see all their faces and I'm like, what's that one David someone's oh,

and that one's another David and that one's a Blake and that one's a Melinda. Yeah, I'm done. I was done after the Howdy Doodies season. I was like, bye now. I'll say give us Anjaya, but like the point is this, we're not impressed. We're not impressed with your late-era American idol cameo booking

So basically they play shorts loses The end of that right wait. Do they play now? Okay, so she and Ariana are talking about the feet picks and they're still zero sales So then Lala goes up to James and he's like oh, I worked out for three hours today. I got my pump bone She's like speaking of working out. Are you doing Brock's home body thing? He's like, well, he has messed me about it. So it's what I thought he like texted you and you were like, no, I'm good at must I get paid.

He's like, oh, come over here. Come over here a second, broccoli. Come on, broccoli, come on over here. He's like, all right, talk to me. He's like, well, I have heard a thing from you. He's like, well, no, I just reached out to you. Now as if you wanted to do the shoot and the fact that you turned Recare not to text me and that was that's what I was upset about It's like listen, I said don't text rock back yet because I want to chat with my fiance about this first

He's like all right, which is terribly fair Recare definitely should not have told she now because she must obviously gonna run back to Brock. I'm not even obvious. So look, I'm gonna be honest. I wasn't like, don't text him back. I was like, wait until I get back from the gym and we'll discuss it. I was like, okay, so you're not gonna be honest,

because Raquel said that you said, no, I'm not fucking doing that bullshit. Yeah, or whatever. And also when Brock texted him, he said, how much, which is also, you know, even if your point stands for on me, it's kind of an obnoxious way to return a friend's, you know, requests, if it's coming from a friend, right?

So, anyway, so James is like, I was like, I was like, I don't tell, I wanna talk about it from the gym. And he says, he's trying to calm down and control his emotions, and he's like, but you think this is the way to do it? You think there's a way to do it? No, no! So Brock is now doing this whole thing where he's saying, well, I'm just trying to get my business moving right, because as we all know, in the high tech space dominated by Perleton and a million other apps. Brock, the big guy from Vanderbump rules is about to dominate.

And so, and I'm not stopping that hold on a second Brock, or you've asked me to post on Instagram for you. And Ariana's like, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. You're going to attend calm down. So he breathes like deeply. He's like, this is my ice yogurt. So then he's like, and you keep asking me for to post this shout out to post this and post that. And you know what bro, I'll do

it once the twice, but you know what, it does get quite kind of annoying. So that's where I stand. It's like, Brox is constantly being like, can you post this? Can you post this? Can you post this? So that's fucking annoying. Like all the cast members do it where they say, well, you come to my photo shoot, Ariana did it with her drinks. Tom and Tom are always trying to, you know, get their drinks, you know, and mixology or whatever for their restaurants. It's not completely unnatural for the cast to ask each other to stuff like this. It's just like Brock, you've been here five minutes and you're already asking all these people way more famous for you for a lot. Yeah. Well, that's where that's that's more that's the stronger evidence that he's clearly just like pestering for various social media shoutouts. So Brock's like, well if it's for if it's for

I don't need that kind of support. And James goes, well it's not for tat, but what am I asking you in return for? Nothing, I haven't asked anything in return. I'm like, that's the definition of tit for tat. You're literally doing tit for tat right now, James. He's like, put on your friend. I've taken you to ice mass, which we filmed. I got to be on TV during our physically been there, bro. And James is like, but these are my feelings. And I think that they're valid.

And Kitty goes, Oh, I think I know what he's trying to say. Do you feel like you're being used? I said, yes, I feel like I'm being used. It's like, okay, well, there may come a point where you may need something from Brock. He's like, oh, okay. Yeah, he's like, wow, thank you for explaining it. Like that, Katie, there was a torn when Katie

was start abulically trying to take me down. And then we see the scene of Katie telling Vanderpump like he called me fat and I came out work in a place that supports that kind of behavior. And he's like, but now Katie sees me, we should be pickleball partners. And that was the end of the episode, except it wasn't the episode kept ongoing. So now we have Trixi. I'm telling you I thought this episode ended so many times I'm not even being funny and she's like we're gonna rise above we're gonna make it through Broughtes by wait no one has ever risen above or made it through on better but bros

Right so they're all having like their hearty at Tom Tom or whatever and Vanderpump Pump comes by and Arianna tries to get some feet picks for her. She's like, oh, I couldn't have. And then she and her post Charlie aside for their big confrontation. She's like, my scorn talk on my back. And Charlie's like, oh my God, in the back around the corner, that should be another feet pick shot. Yeah. By what we should also mention that Randall came to Tom Tom with his giant giant trophy.

I'm the winner. I'm the victory victory victory. Like almost knocks over the nickelene fixtures with that tall astrophate. Oh my god, this guy's awful. So Charlie's like, so how's everything since last time I talked to you? He's like, well, I'm a monster. I mean, obviously I was frustrated with the tea party. So I wanted to talk to you and ask you why you thought you couldn't come to me in that moment or not. And Charles was like, well, it was how you reacted in the situation. It's not easy to tell my friends how I'm feeling.

And when I do, and they don't make a safe space, I'm like, what the fuck is happening? At the end of the day, you do shit like that and it's not gonna fly with me, Sheena. I got it. I mean, you and I built a really good friendship and you and I were really there for each other and in the past couple of months, you haven't been a good friend to me and you haven't been present. Wow, you know what? I mean, sorry. She was, yeah, it's been a couple of months, Sheena. And she goes, well, it's been a couple months she met.

And she goes, well, I had a baby. Turned up to go. And she tells us, yeah, I've been a little distracted, a little selfish, a little caught up in my own life, because I birthed a human child. Okay, that is my world right now, Charlie, not you. I'm like, yeah, yeah, but she has always been a little distracted, a little selfish, a little

caught up in her own self. I know. But I can't imagine telling a friend who had a baby two months ago. You know what? For the past two months, you've really been distracted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So she's like, and like having people feel bad for being friends with people, you aren't friends with anymore. I mean, she's putting that on purpose. Like, I mean look we fun. That's what girlfriends do and Danica really Danica she's a shitty person come on She was well you can hang out with jacks and he's a bad person. He said bad things about us So what what does it matter, huh? Which was a good point good point? Good point? You got a really good point

Yeah, and she says that she knows the dictator and friendship said she she pins us against her enemies, which I thought was funny. She's like, you will stand for Danica. Stand right there. But she pits us against her enemies and then becomes friends with her enemies. And she's like, and she can't understand where I'm coming from. I can't be her friend anymore. And she goes, when I get frustrated with you, I don't go on Instagram, live it, and bitch you or follow you on Instagram. I don't do any of that, Shina.

And she goes, I'm sorry. Do you mean it? Yes, I will put in the energy I promise, which means no, this friendship is about to fall apart. Yeah, yeah, Shina, I feel like it's always nice to the new people. And then she gets kind of shit on by the new people. But this information where she is telling you like you can't talk to certain people and all of that.

I have a baby. You know, it's like typical is typical Sheena where you just want to be on Sheena's side, but then she makes it so hard. I know. And you know, it's funny because yes, it is ridiculous for Charlie to say, why haven't you been present the past two months? And she literally gave birth two months ago.

But we also know that for probably like two years, she's gonna be saying, well, I'm sorry, but I have a baby, like that's gonna be her go-to thing. Well, I'm sorry that I crashed into your car, but I have a baby. Yeah, well, you know sorry that I crashed into your car, but I have a baby. Yeah, well, you know, that's our scene. That's all seen. And that brings us to the end of Panda Pompour. Thanks everyone for listening. We will be back on the next episode with some real housewives of Orange County.

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