Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin

Episode Date: January 31, 2020

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You have definitely kept Austin weird. So thank you, it's been great. We love this place. I was telling Ben yesterday, because I'm driving around, because I live here part time now, y'all. That's my place. That's right. So we were driving around yesterday,

and I was like, it's really hard, like not being drunk, you know? Oh. Oh, and I really paranoid, because we're in Texas, and I'm up by B. Caves. I'll pull your ass over for no damn reason, and just be like, you're Texas and I'm up by B. K. Zopold your ass over for no damn reason and just be like, you're fat, I'm pulling you over. Yeah, you gotta be careful. So I was really, I'm just paranoid driving

but everyone drives like they're drunk here. Mostly because the roads aren't lined up. You ever notice that? Like we were sitting in one lane and going straight. Don't do it, don't do it't do it, don't do it Ronnie. Don't do it, really So how are you enjoying it Ben? Well, I know I am well, I'm always happy to come here to Austin You know last time we were here we recap fader pump rules and something crazy happened Who is here for our South by Southwest show? We got jacks, guys.

We got jacks. We got jacks. But the good news is that tonight is a jacks free zone. OK? There will be no jacks. Fucking jacks. By the way, Ronnie last night with the, you know, he was talking about these lanes.

I was in his car since he's a local, so he was driving me around, which was very exciting. And we're at an intersection, and Ronnie's like, look at these lanes. I mean, look at these wobbly lanes, you know, my lane is here, and then the lane goes right in between my lane when I go through the intersection. How they are. And then they have like a line going through and then it like will drive you into a cement Highline. Like where is this line leading me? I was like congratulations, Ronnie. You were fully transitioning into an old person. What the hell with these lanes? I've been an old bitch since I was like four years old.

That's our charm. I hit 40 at like four. Hopefully I'll stay there for a long time. Welcome to my family over there. What's up, Holmes? Look, I see your dad. Love you, my family, friends. Where's your mom? How can you not see the sparkling golden red hair? Roachy in the house.

I've been telling you guys, my mom, Bueller ran into offense. I mean, Jesus Christ. Bueller cannot stay okay in this town. There's too many things to like bite or run into. So anyway, he really did his nose display. What? Damn it. Don't interrupt me.

You know I'm 80D up here. Yeah. Oh, so I was telling you guys, my mom is starting a pearl business with her friend Judy. And we have some tonight. It's called the, it's called the touch of Lester and it should be ready soon.

And whoever catches this bouquet later, filled with condoms. Yeah. This is true, there are actually condoms in there. And thank you Northore for having us. They actually have condoms in the dressing room. Yeah. These people do not know us at all. Can we get some water, please?

Well, it's very exciting. Welcome, Ronnie's family. You know, we've actually been very nice because since we've been doing the podcast, but especially since we started touring, we've gone to know each other's families a lot. Like today, I actually got a manny petty with Ronnie's cousin, which is really cute. I really feel like I've been part of the family. And it's almost like we're brothers now. So I'm really looking forward to throwing a bowling ball into the highway and framing you for it and then becoming the good son.

I'm your son now. This family will always be the good son. You're even competing with, oh my God. Let me turn off this ringer. I had this on in case my mom called and said, how do we get in here? I'm not standing in this line and then... Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. How do we get in here? I'm not standing in this line. I thought it was less you. I don't blame you.

Through the taco shops, say, let me the fuck in here. That's how you get in here. I once was watching, I know I'm being very scotter-brain right now. I remember once watching an episode of Letterman and Frazier Crane was on there and he got a phone call in the middle of his interview because he forgot to turn his phone off. And now in retrospect, it takes on so much more meaning because you know it was Camille Grammer being like, I don't know what you're up to right now. I just want to know what you're saying right now. So you're saying right now, to me, to be able to,

you have some IBS and the Staring Map right now. So you have to call me in the middle of my national TV. Call you in the middle of my national TV. So upsetting the late night wars. Late night wars. Camille is doing a fun ride. It's fun raising drive, because you're there's late night wars Camille's doing a fun ride fun raising drive cuz you're there's like wars. Yeah, Emma Thompson would not allow Camille's grammar shit on her late night wars There is a new reference. Yeah, it's not a movie with Emma Thompson and Indy Kalein. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, I'm just I'm triggering you with mindi Kaling I'm not triggered. I'm not triggered. I'm not triggered. I'm a college with her. So you got a Mindy Kaling though, who's always said very nice things about Mindy Kaling. Oh, it's not a shit talk people here. I don't know why. I think it's the Christmas life. Yeah, that's what you do at Christmas. So you guys, welcome to watch our crap ends, a podcast, but all the crap you love about that. You know, one of our favorite things in the live shows is not only when everyone shows up

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Is that your sister? I have to say, this is one of your more subtle outfits. Yeah, Betsy, Betsy is like, comes to a lot of our show. You actually came last week to the Columbus show. We forgot to give her a shout out. And you were dressed at, what were you dressed as last week? It was crazy.

Jersey B-roll. So she was just dead trees and like leaves, not even joking. It'll be in the newsletter. All right, everybody, Vandipum Brue! Woo! We've been dreading this episode all season because we all know this girl is about to get married. And every goddamn thing out of her mouth is like,

this is my wedding weekend! This is my bachelor party! This is my back to my other back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back to my back

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like this marriage. I'm actually surprised we've made it this far into the season. This is about the fourth episode of the season or so. We made it this far without like crazy bridal antics, but this episode boom it exploded. It really made you realize how important it like last season we complained about the main cast pretty much all like last season we complained about the main cast pretty much also, I mean we complained about everything all the time anyway, but the main cast, but then you really see the main cast in action in this episode, it's like get rid of these new idiots, get rid of them, alright? People being mean to Dana at work, no one cares Dana!

I mean, Shina was a big, huge, stupid hooker, but you still cared. I mean, at least you cared. I don't know. I kind of like the subplot of Sina training her little ducklings. Like, she really is like the mama duck. Kind of mother duck is that? There's a restaurant in downtown Austin, I know those names. Connor! I tried to take a Instagram video of it today, but a person from the ACLU kept on interrupting my video.

She was like, hi, sir, would you like to sign something? I was like, no, excuse me, I'm doing something important. Connor! This is true story. But she interrupted that, so I had to do it over. So I was like, okay, I'm just again, I'm like, three, two, one. And as I start saying corner, she's like, where are you from? I'm like, corner, no shut up! And then literally the third time, I was like, okay, maybe she'll get, I go, corner,

she goes, you're two, you're shoes on, Todd. I was like, bitch! You're ruining my corner Instagram, so I just had to take a picture. Your shoes do look like they're in tied bag. They're too long, your shoe lace is. I like to be rebellious. Fix it.

Okay, so previously on Vanderpump rules, we're going out, that's not doing whatever you want. I don't care if you get strippers. So, really? Ah, since when? They don't do much from want. I don't care if you get strippers. So really? Since when? They don't do much from anyway, so it's OK. Yeah, yeah, right. OK, let's just get into it.

We don't need to be pre-easy. Let's get into it. You watch last, oh, by the way, sorry. We're never going to start this street cat. My mom's friends are so supportive. Thank you for being here. And every time they come, they watch the show. Why would you do this to my mother and her friend?

I mean, it's like blurred out buttholes. That's this episode of Interprompterals. So welcome. Yeah. So sorry. So the episode opens up with a, it was a tricky monical jam. But it was more of like a mid tempo.

It wasn't her normal like, oh, I'm angry, I'm angry. It was more like, I'm thinking about things song, you know? Trixi found five ants. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, my God. That's up me, Zyme.

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It's killing my freezer. It's an old fudge pops box in my freezer. It's like a pre-sack type thing, or an Adderall type thing, right? Oh, it's because I said mood stabilizer. And you guys were like, no, it's not. Hell else, do you call? Vermeer. It's crack.

It's crack. Yeah. Yeah. So, Trixie starts off. She else, Duke. Fair man. It's crack. It's crack. Yeah. Yeah. So, Trixie starts off. She sets the mood. She's like, ready or not, here I come. I can't hide no more. Those days are done. And it's so deep. Like, while she thinks she can't hide no more, they show people, they show like a construction worker walking down the street and then he fades out. Yeah. A bit of the street. Like the leftovers, everybody just disappears.

Yeah, they did do that. They love that effect on Vanderpump rules. They're like, look, it's people, and they disappeared. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Which is by the way, also my go-to trick with a camcorder when I was a kid. You know, like, I'll, hey, I'm recording this water bottle and I'm going to press pause and remove the water bottle and resume.

And I just vanished in the middle of nowhere. I still do that now. That's why I podcast and I don't. You're not really a director. Okay, ready or not, Eric? Jack's waters with a white facial mask. Yeah. Okay, ready or not, Eric? Jack's waters with a white facial mask. Yeah.

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I'm tall. She has a huge dilemma. I only brought 12 bathing suits, so I don't know if that's enough. Oh my god, I just got so many new ones, but I haven't tried it on them on, because my ass has gotten so much fatter, so let's hope they fit, you know.

I would have worn them under like my short uniform, but I just got them hemmed by Janet and like, I think she made them too tight on purpose. Every insecurity Shina has is in that one little scene, okay? People online, they talk on this show, like people on Instagram are mean. Yeah, welcome to fucking life in 2020. Shut up, you rich blonde thin person. We'll get to that. I mean, yeah, welcome to fucking life in 2020. Shut up, you rich blond thin person. We'll get to that.

But all of Sina's complaints have been from what I've heard are that she gets really upset that people make fun of her flat butt. Like she's mentioned that on this show, right? And so like, are you wearing butt pads? She's like, I'm not wearing any butt pads! I'm not wearing a real butt! It's like this big, it's like huge.

I'm like, Sina, did you get butt implants? I got it! So in this one, she's like, oh my God, I'm, I'm like, see, did you get butt in place? I got it! So in this one, she's like, oh my god, it's my butt's gotten really big. Okay, so there's one of them. Then the other one is a huge printed canvas of herself. Yes. Behind her, getting her good slide,

because she'll only be photographed on her good side. Right. And it's like the wedding photos, remember when she was always facing away from Shay? Ehhhh. Ehhhh. It's like she's, like someone like had a mobile in the studio by accident, she's like, Ehhhh. Mobile mobile, whatever it's called.

Ehhhh. Oh god. Okay. So, I forgot the other insecurities. Oh, but I did think that that Victoria's secret box is also I could not stop staring at this scene. Can you tell? I paused it and was like, this is amazing. It's like a trip and a sheen is thank you. They had a Victoria's secret box in the scene and I was like, oh my god, it's a book It looks like a hardcover book that says Victoria's Secret by Victoria's Secret Only a dumb ass like Sino would read Victoria's But it was a box there was a box Who's the dumb dumb now

My ass is like so much fatter now. Okay. I'll be honest. I got implants. Okay. I'll be even more honest It's not implants. Just a box of the Apple watch came in. I put it back there. Oh. So then, kept to different people in LA doing things. Yeah. So Stasi's like, I know we have a house sitter,

but I want this thing filled so it can throw the dog's treats one more gong. And it's an automatic dog treat thrower. That dog, that was like the robot version of Stasi. It was like, pfft, and like a treat just like falls out. Pfft, pfft, pfft. It was like, pfft, eat this treat, a f. Pfft, pfft.

You know that like it was like the, the Katie one, it would just be like, I know that like it was like the Katie one, it would just be like This is the Katie dog archery feeder And like lands on the just like lands on the table and the dog is like but I want another one Katie's just grant ranch slowly like a rant, non-working rant fountain or whatever. I think it's a good wedding present for Brittany. You just put tacos in it. So she has something to entertain her while fucking

Jack's is that cheating honor. It's all over the town. Tacos in it. Rolled tacos, you know? Just like, nope. The Christmas moment just like stare at the dog and be like, seriously, you want to treat seriously Seriously

You're not even my dog. I'm not your dog It actually just actively rotates away from the dog and spits at the wall Oh my god, it's time for my best friend, pointy! I've been dreaming about this whole my life! Every girl's dream, finding a man on Instagram, you can see with, get on a TV, share them, be cheated on time, and nasty humiliated a million times and then get a free wedding. God damn Bravo, congratulations! Well, free wedding.

So, you know, this is sort of person that Brittany is. They're packing, and she's only with Jacks, and she's wearing her sash that says, broad to be. Why are, it's an unnecessary sash moment. Why is she doing that? You know she has this towel rack that are like, he is hers.

It's like two people living this fucking house, Brittany. Well, she has that sign of a bed that says, welcome to the cow cheese or something like that. Cow cheese. Cow cheese. Now there's an idea. Now there's a business. Cow cheese. Someone should get involved in that. Now there's an idea. Now there's a business. Couchies.

Someone should get involved in that. I've heard of goat cheese, but never cow cheese. I think that now would be a really good time to go to commercial, because Rob is so good at commercials, and he could do it in like seven minutes or less. It's like amazing. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

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How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah So Jackson's like oh, she's like hi, we're going to Miami. He's been more green You remember when you lived there was send over out like she is getting ridiculous at this point I was tell the story about my Mima how when we were growing up She's like hi, hey you guys doing and? And Ash said, hey, how y'all do? It's like, why did you get that? You didn't know how I always had that accent growing up.

You're just making it up. You're playing it up, me, ma'am. So then Stasi and Bo are talking, and they're saying how Kristen moved into a house by herself. And it's like a huge step for Kristen. Like, it's literally a huge step for her to be able to walk into a room and not hit everything inside or fall over. Like, she made it through the door it's a huge step

oh can't get through the door oh oh oh Stasi's like this is me not have to see Korgan Ah! We still have to see your original boyfriend every single show, Stasi. Okay? I don't really think you're in the place to be complaining about someone bringing a terrible man on the TV, onto the TV. When do we see Frank again? That's my question. When do we see Frank? Let's be Frank. I got a whole line of winners. Frank, man, man, Patrick.

Yeah. Who's like Sarata on food? Ooh. Is there another one? I don't know, do I have to guess. So now we go over to Christine moving into her new home. Kasa, ooh. And.

Kasa, ooh. Villa, ooh. So. And... Kata... Villa... So... So, um... Yeah, so she's moving and she's holding two electric guitars. I... Why does she have two electric guitars? Why do I?

I mean, like, I've heard of the... I've heard of the who, but this is like, the what? It's like what? That was... That joke is for my dad somewhere. I feel like that was such a dad joke, but I really... I think Kristen's one of those people, like me, who's like, oh my god, it would be so cool to play the guitar. I'm gonna buy two on Amazon. And then we turn and buy two other ones

because they'll look cuter in my living room. I've heard. So I was like, ow, I'm done. Done. So there's a really touching scene. I am always surprised when reality TV can actually make me get emotional. And I think that when Kristen Dodie said, I'm a freaking homeowner.

I think I cried for five minutes. How did that happen? She's a homeowner, and I'm still chasing around my room, but around the living room. Because you're a saviour. So, yeah, Chris, now I'm a fucking homeowner. And then she looked, oh my God! There were movers. And her movers are called optimal move, optimal movers.

I don't know why that's making love. This is how they get love too. You know, it's just something you don't have anything to say about it. I was just like, what a stupid shirt. Damn, thank you for coming out. Well, it just makes me laugh because I just can imagine Kristen and a scenario where, because you know that Stoss, you probably got mad at her. Why didn't she use the caliber movers?

And she's like, I used optimal because they're optimal. OK, just stop. And you know that was a full scene on the show that they cut for some reason? And you know it's probably the best scene of the season. Yeah, it's just not awesome movers., or like the best movers, or like, we're kick-ass movers! I mean anything, but just like, it's optimal. It's an optimal. It's an optimal.

It's an optimal experience. It's like, this is the optimal, optimal thing. So, Erin, she's like, I'm single, I have two awesome dogs, I kind of feel like I'm just winning it life right now. I have two awesome dogs. I kind of feel like I'm just winning it life right now. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Seriously? And she's doing that thing where she's being badass to the camera where she like just one shoulder up and then she puts her head down. She's like, Mm. Mm.

It's a variety, variety of motions. It's a lot. So then Ariana shows up. With as much energy as Ariana, pretty much musters for anything. Yeah. Hi. Congratulations.

Well, I'm so proud of you. This is amazing. Yeah, I thought Optimus Prime was moving in, but it was just optimal move. Sorry. So she's like, oh my god, this is real. Here we go. And then we see the Carter box.

What's in the box? Carter box. Important. Concepts that don't often get linked together. Carter, and important. Ariana's like, what a Carter box. What's that doing here? She's like, oh, I don't know what's Carter. Seriously, I'm like, oh, oh, it's Carter.

Seriously? No, I'm just like a guy. I know. Like, is he going to come over? Maybe he's going to come over. I'm like, oh, I'm going to come over. I don't know. It doesn't have to be the same Carter, you know?

Seriously. Fuck him, fuck him this morning. Fuck him. Just sit. Fuck him. Crycressing can keep nothing secret, you know? So I totally broke up with Carter! Fuck them this morning, have a box of this stuff!

While the movers are packing on my shit, I fuck them in their moving truck. Yeah, movers, optimal sex! Well, it's like they can hear the sound effects that the editors are putting in, because Christen's like, um, we had sex this morning, and it does that house-wise. Uch! You know that it always does? It's like we had sex this morning, and it does that half-size. Oh, you know that it always does. She's like, we had sex this morning. And Ariana just said, she's just, we had sex this morning.

So Ariana was like, you're so messy. She's gone, oh, seriously? Mariposa, cacao. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, so yeah. So now Ariana is like talking about, she's telling Kristen about how Stasi and Tom had this big fight,

this big hilarious fight. And Ariana is like, yeah, Stasi screamed at Tom, like an out of tune right here. It was just like whistle tones. Well, who copied who? Who came out first? One more eye, obviously came out first. But I just like the idea of Stasi being on an album.

You're like, it's my fucking birthday! I don't wanna cry, I don't wanna fucking cry. Everything I say and do, that's an old school Mariah. And I can't know what you picked up on that. Really, really, that's some old school Mariah. And I know I picked up on that really, really bothers me. So, Stasi, got cut to Stasi and Bo. Stasi's still talking about Christian. She's like, the thing I'm most nervous about. Now she's not talking about Christian. You see how notes work? You just scroll a little bit. And I'm like, it's not about Christian anymore.

Stasi's like, the thing I'm most nervous about, I haven't talked to Santa Valle yet. Stoss, he's like the thing I'm most nervous about. I haven't talked to son of all yet. And Bose, like, yeah, I have no idea what he was even thinking acting like that towards you. But you're not even married yet. You haven't been dating long enough to be this terrified of somebody, you know? It's like, my food is cold.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He's just that guy. That almost turned into Britney. My food is cold. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait aggressive just like a like a shoulder tsunami like whish they're wave it's like a wave crashing over they were really aggressive you know like he's gonna kick you out of Tom Tom I mean who the fuck do you think you are sand of all Ariana was like the owner of Tom Tom

can kick anyone out 5% bitch that's what he the owner of TomTom. Can kick anyone out. Five percent bitch. That's what he did. So meanwhile, for those of you wondering how it... Is this what you were doing? When she goes, five percent, oh no, she didn't say five percent. She's like, owner of TomTom and Kristen went.

Oh yeah, oh, you know what, that is definitely a move that we do not comment on enough that she does all the time. And for those listening at home, the move is this. OK, take your head and then put it all the way as far back. They're trying to make it that your head is trying to run out the back door of your body. Like, at your bed, you're like, no, you stay here. You're part of this body head.

Because Kristen does that, and then she does her eyes. Like, hmm. That is a very standard. It's like slow motion car crash. You know, like when you see a commercial where there's a crash test stabbing, and it's like, boom. And then the head's like, boom. And the body goes over here.

And it just stays the same. It's sort of like when you put something in a cat's face and the cat isn't sure if it wants to attack you yet. So it just was like, this is bitch serious right now. So anyway, so now we go over to Tom Tom. And it's basically a girl, I don't know what her name was. You know what that waitress's name was. So, her and Jojo. I think I wrote it down here later because they didn't put what her name was. You know what that waitress's name was So, her and Jojo

I think I wrote it down here later because they didn't put it up till later. Oh, Volisa, of course her name is Volisa Hacking bander, but only on bander, brunt, brunt, brunt By man's, Volisa So, Volisa and Jojo have the hard duty of putting things on a mantle that Nicolaine designed my straw. And they light a plant on fire. Shocker, another Vanderpump joint on fire.

Again, you know, Vanderpump just puts flammable shit everywhere and hires the dumbest people possible to get that money, girl. Fire after fire over there. So this giant plant is on fire, and Velista is like, ah, and then Jojo just starts to laugh. Jojo's like, ah, and Max is just standing there like, do I have sex with the plant? Do I wait for it to stop burning?

Yeah, I can't let anybody know I fuck that tree. You know what, that joke's really not funny in this day and age, because it actually happens. Tree two. Yeah. Jeez. So I know what, what? I don't say anything.

It's literally happened. I think with two people, wasn't Louis jerking off industries. And Harvey Weinstein actually, like either jerked off into a fern or deposited it into it. So many sexual harassers are like, oh, mixed up in my head. I'm like, yeah, Louis, fucking that fern. You know, you just spread the wrong sexual harassment stories about people.

Well this is the only show in Bravo that has an actual burning bush on it. Several. Several. We should have taken, normally take it from a biblical stance, but in this case we just said, oh, God, these idiots. So basically they... Yeah, in the Bible, what did the burning bush say in the Bible? It's like, sacrifice your son or something.

It was like, hey, Moses. Yeah. Hey, Moses. Hey, Moses. Oh, Moses, well,. Yeah. Hey Moses. Hey Moses. Oh, um, Moses, well, I see that you finally come to tend to me. Well, I guess we're busy doing your spartan thing or whatever, with that Pharaoh. Yeah, fun on your pathway, just passing regular bushes. I am burning teeth, isn't it?

We got them, Moses. I have eight to ten plagues in my head right now. What is happening to us? We saw the whole, they showed you after this one. Anyway, the point is this, the fucking fern got on fire. They all stood around. Then JoJo got a glass of water. He doused the plants.

You're so dumb on this show. Like seriously. Back to the like, what do we do? There's a fire. And Solissa, whatever, dem name you say. Oh my god, there's a fire. What do we do? And JoJo, who smoked 90 packs of cigarettes between the last episode and this episode,

is like So they pour water on it. It's like congratulations. I then blusso goes I have a burn and nobody else did anything and Georgia goes Our resident magician Lisa Vanderpump, sure. She was like, oh, you thought the food was on fire? Guess what? It was me! It was my trust! It was a representation of my trust being bounded to stick, my god! Rich, oh, no!

So Max, like, how are you, Lisa? How are you? Wow, I know that he's supposed to be the next jacks, but can we at least get a different kind of drug on this show? My god, it's like, Lisa, Lisa, how are you? How are you? Welcome, Lisa, like, how's it going?

How's it going? How's it going? Did you get it? Hey, Lisa, you get it, OK? How's it going? That was also very similar to my sister great portrayal of Harrogon inan in... Give my regards to Broadway. Hey, Harrigan, what's going on?

Nah, I've never heard that one before. I told you the story about Harrigan. I don't think so, I'm going to hear it. Okay, now I'm going to tell this story. I have to tell this story. I have to tell this story because this is one of the traumatic stories of my childhood. You know, I feel like you have all the good traumatic stories, but I have one. I have two, but this is one of like the traumatic stories of my childhood. You know, I feel like you have all the good traumatic stories but I have one. I have two, but this is one of them. So in sixth grade, I was always the kid who was given one line in a school play and I always wanted to be the star, but I was always given one line because I probably was like way too extra in auditions.

I was like, give them the line, make them the tree. So, in this show, give my regards to Broadway. There's a character, I have one line, and I'm like a Newsy. I'm like, I'm supposed to be like, hey, what's going on? That one line. So, there's a character named Harigan, who walks on stage, and everyone, all the Newsy's supposed to be like, hey, Harigan, what's going on? We shouldn't grab, what's going on, Harigan. My one line was, we were looking for you, Harigan.

So, Harigan comes on. It's a two-night engagement. And he comes on. He comes on. I hear my cue, and I'm like, we're looking for you, Harigan. I'm like, nailed it. So, I was all nervous that night. So I was like, oh're looking for you, how are you again? I'm like, nailed it. So I was all nervous that night. So I was like, oh, that was really easy.

So then the second night, no nerves. So I'm just sitting up there and we're doing the show. And I actually have to get up for this part, unfortunately. This is a full line. No, no, no, no. This is what happened. Look, what does, no, no, no. This is what happened. Look, what does all this, like, two beverages down there. So I'm just sitting there and I'm like, OK, I'm not nervous.

I'm just zoning out. I'm like, look at the audience, looking for my dad. And all of a sudden, I hear my cue line. And I'm like, oh, I gotta say my line. But the thing that comes into my head is not we were looking for you, Herrigan. It was, where were you, Herrigan? But I knew that that was not the right line, and I was like six grades, so I didn't know I could just say that line

said, because it was also like a made-up line that the teacher made up. So it's like, where were you, Harigan? That's not right, but I was like, but what is the line? And then all of a sudden, it's like quiet, and everyone's like, wait, because it's all like, and then there's like me like this. And I was like, oh my god, I forgot my line. And so there was, for some reason, there was a piano on stage right next to me. So for some reason, this was my instinct. I leaned over on the piano.

I literally went like this. No! Harrogant, do something. No! No! No! No! And everyone just stared at me like like what happened to that poor news he just he just doubled over on to a P.I. and said do something and then everyone stared and they're like, Hey, how are you doing? Want to go play Knapp? And that was my traumatic experience.

Oh my god. As a Newsy. Damn. That is traumatic. That's like an actual nightmare. And it happened. Well, that's why we do sit now where we just write, surf down and show up.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Exactly. After members sit now. Yeah. It's real. So. Herringen.

Herringen. How are you, Herringen? How are you, Herring? How are you, Herringen? Welcome to Herringen Rules. So anyway, Salisa comes in. She has this hilarious fake story line for the entire episode where she has to go into Tom Tom and sent on a stool and they come back to her every 10 minutes or so and she's like in the middle it's like a Lisa Vanderbump investigation.

Yeah, home figuring things out because I am a boss bitch. So it's like, how are you Lisa? How are you Lisa? How are you? He's like, oh, you know, stressed rush whatever. Let's sit. All right. I hear there was some sort of altercation at the book signing.

What happened? And he's like, um, well, I guess it like, um, like, kidding, and saucy, like, where you're like, uh, like screaming at sound of all, I guess. Like, so I heard, Max, do you even work here? I know. Are you even on this show? Have you even seen this show? I know and so he yeah He says that's the old at Tom and she's I don't

event Why the cats are here? Why Mind Bogeyly I can't believe it and by the way look what's on the back of my hand. It's your card He's like I guess it was just the rage text at Tom Sanabas tonight before she's like rage texts

Is that when a text message is dropped off at a kill shelter in Orange County then line about And then lead to a French publication by somebody drunk making innocent talk level look This is just dropped off at the Kyrschelter in Orange County, then lied about. And then lead to a French publication by somebody trying to make an innocent talk-level look- bird. So now Lisa's gonna get to the bottom of the sheet. I know you know, but the Vagetrex Max tell me, do tell, do tell. I can spot a liar. Can you really?

Because you just quit a show because you'd been best friends with someone who'd been being drunk in the whole time. Jack's a still-your-bartender. Yeah, exactly. You're married to Ken. So now, uh-huh. You're married to a man with a Rod Stewart wig, okay? Sorry.

You know, I love some Ken, but no one in a Rod Stewart wig, okay? Sorry. You know I love some kin, but no one in a Rod Stewart wig has not cheated on you 97 times, okay? You get a Rod Stewart wig to fuck strangers, sorry. I'm not gonna... I don't need a co-signer, this is my first apartment. It is not a Rod Stewart wig, okay? Rod Stewart has strange spikes.

It's like a Rod Stewart wig that's been left in a box in this. No, no, no. Ken has like soft curls. Rod Stewart has like, he was, he walked into a steam room fully closed, and there's still a few original spikes up and the rest is maddened down. That's Rod Stewart, and Ken is more of like a Durand Durand, if you ask me. All right, I'll give you that. Thank you. Sorry to not yes, Andrew, but I don't care. No but you. There's a point. Whose terrible wig is Ken ripping off? Okay. Who's going to win this one? So now the gang, we see them all at LAX. I don't know why I wrote this.

I just wrote down Brittany. Hey! Here's what I wrote. LAX, Katie rolling her terrible suitcase and her terrible Mrs. Roper terrible pajamas. Don't aw, Katie, how dare you. I get you standing up for the high red shorts. But don't you start with me about painting.

Katie probably has one of those luggages that has four wheels. So it goes very smoothly. And she goes like this. Like her arms full extended, take him the entire space in the airport. And then on top of that, her luggage cheats outward, and it bumps into you. And you're like, you know what? I know you've got four wheels on your luggage,

but keep a close to your body so I can get by So they get up this is a very quick one because the airport see this gas coming now They're get the fuck get these cameras out of here. These people are pigs So they get on the plane and remember last season how they out offered sand of all a free upgrade to first class I'm not sound of all shorts shorts, and he took the free upgrade and Katie's like I'm not sound about shorts shorts and he took the free upgrade and Katie's like For God about that. That was great. Oh, one of great great great So now they're on the plane sitting in coach together as you do and she's like this to the camera Yeah, I got him look at who that's me. I'm like, oh wow You got your husband to sit in coach with you. You're really winning, Katie. You're really winning this marriage game.

So then they finally they arrive in Miami and they're driving around and Jackson's pointing out his old apartment. And he's like, yeah, that's my old apartment, which by the way is full of lime. We know it was like a hostel off somewhere by Naples. Okay, he probably is like point at the state capital. Anywhere he goes.

It's like, yeah, I used to live there. It's a capital. The way it was shot there just driving, and he's going, that's my apartment. He could have been pointing at a building or a bus stop. You really don't know, you know? That's true. So he's like, yeah, I used to live in Miami. I used to live in Miami.

I used to live in Miami. I used to live in Miami. This is where Jack was born. It's like I used to go by Jason Calci and I changed it when I started modeling. I feel like this testimony is not going into Miami Chamber of Commerce for sure, right? I don't know, it is Miami, you know. And then they show a picture of Jack's when he was like 18 and modeling. Oh my God.

Now that's a guy you ruined in your life for Brittany, okay? Yeah. Then I would get it. Okay. But at the same time, it's like a used paper towel. It's like, where you see it on the floor and you're like, why am I so mad at somebody starting? Like I so mad at somebody? Like I'm mad at the paper towel, you know?

Like yes, it's used up and disgusting and soiled, but it was useful once, you know? Thanks, paper towel. It's like reverse hipster, you know, because hipsters are like, yeah, I knew that band before they were big, but Brittany is like excited about a band that like already happened. Have you guys heard of SoulSylam?

I'm selling to them. You've ever heard of them? Brought me just started following fish. I learned about them from the ice grain. This is just amazing. Some of my best friends are here from Hall. My brother's here, my sister's in Los Here, June Phallus here, Maybaile generous here. Like Nagger, now she's just naming cabbage patch dolls. Like, hey, she starts...

LAUGHTER And they're... Totally top dolls here! Like, shut up, Brady. You're just making shit out of town. Mmm. She's like, all right, we're gonna split up, and we're gonna have the girls, and we're gonna get into our wedding gowns, and that. And you just of town. She's like, all right, we're gonna split up, and we're gonna have the girls,

and we're gonna get into our wedding gowns, and you just can tell all those girls like, fuck this bitch, fuck this bitch. You drag us down to hot, humid my amy, and put us into wedding gowns, fuck this bitch. You know how much it cost to fly here from Kentucky? So, Kristen is talking to Shina and the hotel lobby, and she's drinking like in such a Kristen way, okay, where she's got her hotel lobby and she's drinking in such a Christian

way where she's got her drink and she's like, hey! I'm gonna head like searching for this straw. The straw? Kristen is like, you know that really embarrassing thing? You ever do that thing where you're drinking a soda and there's a straw and you're talking to someone and you go to go for the straw and the straw does that thing Where like swivels out of the way? So then you try to have this like air ball with your tongue like, that's like Kristen all the time.

That's how she always drinks. She always hits herself on the face with the straw. I mean so many good gifts of Kristen drinking. So anyway she's drinking like that. She's like, hey! We're roomying and she! We're roomying, and she's like, oh, my, oh, my, my, my! I'm like, oh, my, my, my! We can cuddle maybe later.

And she knew this guy's... She knew this guy's... Yeah, because I won't be cuddling with Peter! You're sting with Peter? Wow. You've been on a TV show for eight years. Please. Someone's gonna get burned by a flat iron that night. I swear to God. It's gonna happen to one of them. Or both of them. This flat iron was that. It's yours. No, it's yours. By the way, I also love it. It didn't really come up this trip, but I feel like they forgot to like check in on the fact that Kristen is crazy on trips that like they have to like lock her up after midnight otherwise it becomes like.

They get to it. That's how this episode ends with Kristen screaming in yelling crazy. That's true. She falls. She does it on like high kick and falls. They're like, I'm so proud of Kristen for keeping it together this trip. And then it cuts to Kristen like, oh, oh. So Tom Puls, Tossia side, and he's like, dude, obviously our last experience together was pretty rough. Yeah, because you were at a death.

Dude. I apologize for the text messages, dude. Stasi's like I totally appreciate your apology I really do because I was shook and the music is like all nice like oh You know like reconciled parties, you know and then sauce and then and she's like yeah I was really shooking us but just so you know and the music is like It's her favorite sound effect in this episode. Oh. But, like, you have to understand, like,

that is not how things work at TomTom, all right? So, like, you have to understand where I'm coming from because, like, not how it works, bro. She's like, um, why would you even talk to me like that? He's like, I got a text that like, what? Sorry, I started Sina, sorry, Sina came into me. She did probably do it. She probably did, she's like,

well, I got no text after Sina, get out of here. He feels like that's a Sina thing to say, oh, it's coming a text from my baby, I'm on my way, I'm on my way. So it's just, he's like, dude, I couldn't sleep. I mean, I got a text talk to my baby, I'm running out of water. I'm running out of water. Those Tom are right. He's like, dude, I couldn't sleep. I mean, I got a text at one a.m. from Maxing. We had no one to work that party.

The detail they're trickling in, Stossie. E. Well, whose fault is that that your restaurant doesn't know what the fuck it's doing. And that's so weird. It's like your waiter filing, like, filing a complaint against you for getting your food late. Yeah.

Like, how could you get your food late, you fucking loser? Yeah, it's sausage like, well, it has nothing to do with me, and she's right. And he goes, I get my stress limit. I mean, it's your restaurant. Like, you can't say that to someone who's having a party at your restaurant. Like, if you're stressed, jerk off. I don't know. In your restaurant. I mean, this is Vanderbump rule.

Someone's gotta put that fire out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So she's like, yeah, well, I don't need to hear wire dick, just apologize for being a dick. Like, no one had a problem and no one said anything. You are the only one that is voicing this. And he's like, well, what I meant to say instead of yelling at you was, we can't do this. Basically. It's basically like a collision of like the worst customer and like the worst, like, manager you can imagine just having a fight.

And you're like, you know what, you guys just stop. Yeah, you both, uh, the party already happened. Everyone was fine. Just move on. Yeah, and I hate your tacos. I like their tacos, but I don't even know. I just might, and you're liking your analogy. You were just, you were just like, I'm just going to shade the tacos and see what happened.

I have never ordered tacos at Tom's top. I didn't even know that you could do that. No, I do. They have hickama shells. I didn't even know that you could do that. No. I do. They have hickama shells. So you're not even having real carbs, dude. No, they're actually really good. They're really good. And you did have those.

We went there once. You did have a lot of avas. You did, and you liked them. You did. And you liked them. I'm blowing up your spot. Time for Trixi Monaco to clear the air. OK? No. Paul? I'm just like

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and he had like this big, I guess it was a hamburger hat too. Sorry Stevie Nicks. Sorry Hickama, Taco. By the way, LovingsTV nicks. Worst caution to wear if you're robbing someone, a giant, giant identifiable hat. And black and white porous stripes.

There we go. Still like it was the fat guy. Stupid hand burglar. So, yeah, so I just wrote Brittany entering a room, Bachelor, Ray Pony, Bachelor, Ray Pony. How room is love is for a pony? The room is like, oh, so, uh, then Kristen enters her room. She's like, ooh, this room is way too pretty and big in here. It looks like Stasi threw up all over it.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. And then it cuts the Stasi entering her room. She's like, oh my god, it looks like I made this. And then Tom is like, hey, Ariana, I'm gonna wear like a black jacket, a black shirt, and a mustache, and a bow tie. He's like, uh, I don't think that anybody else is dressing creepy on purpose, but okay. Yeah.

So he's, Tom is like, you know, you know, even though Jackson, I haven't been seeing eye to eye the past few, you know, months and everything, I still wanna been seeing eye to eye the past few, you know, months and everything. I still wanna be there for him, and so I rented a yacht. Did he say that they rented, he did say they rented a yacht? And I got nervous,

I thought it was gonna be some like, below deck sailing yacht, Tyin. Which I would have been totally down for, to see Vanderpump rules on its side. Like. Try to get a axle earth Brawl's on its side. Like, trying to AX the Earth is falling over. Well, no one's on their side more than that cast, you know. Horizontals, like, have you seen the commercials

for Velo Dex sailing out there? Like, it's like a boat, but, and then it turns on its side, and then I say, but it goes on its side. I know, and I'm like so excited for it, I can't even tell you. But they don't have drawers like they just shut and have something that latches them, so every time it turns it drawers open and everyone's like, The drawer's open! You're on a sale boat, you fucking moron!

Put a latch on your drawer! But every season of below deck there's always some idiot that doesn't know how to like close drawers or like make ice coffee or anything like that. So you know, it's gonna be like, imagine having Casey or Simone on, like they're bad enough on like flat below deck. But now like everything's gonna be sideways. It'll be like, OMG, just like whack em all, trying to close drawers. As Kate just watches is like, you know, there's a latch. Mm. Mm. Mm. Point is I'm excited. Just Kate Face.

Fuck those guys. Anyway. So, um, yeah, Tom, like, we're getting, because it's the middle of the week, we're getting a huge yacht with, like, food and drinks included for, like, we're getting, because it's the middle of the week, we're getting a huge yacht with like food and drinks included for like five grand. What is with midweek wedding events in this house? I was just shocked it wasn't a series of canoes, okay? And Ariana's like, we're wearing wedding dresses. And he's like, yeah, it's only time I've seen you

in a wedding dress and you're leaving me. It's like, run away bride! They're just gonna name every movie I love. Pretty in pink, run away bride, pretty woman, that one where she's just a girl in a bookstore and Hugh Grant hasn't gotten in trouble for like getting a blowjob from that lady on a freeway. I'm just a girl, a girl in a bookstore. Who needs your love?

No, you're not. You're julie-affucking Roberts, okay? Can I borrow $50? I'm sorry, that's my, here in the old day. So Jackson Brittney, Jackson's like, you know Britt, I don't know about this. Strip club, I'm not really, I'm not really good at strip clubs, Whitney. Yeah, he is not. When I'm sober, I get nervous. Thank God for strippers just, you know, relieving his anxiety, you know. And Lala is putting on like her sheer wedding dress and she's like, that's just the most covered up I've been...

Well, like never, I've never been this covered up. Since I love you, Toss, kiss you. So, then we go see Kristen and she's getting dressed and she's like, Merroposa has arrived! Don't know! I don't know what she was like, but she's spiting the furniture to start talking to her, like, be in the beast or something. She's like, hello, T-Cop, why don't you talk to me, T-Cop? Where her post is arrived?

Where her post is arrived? The plates, like, please stop talking about Carter. Please. The pictures, like, shut the fuck up. It's like Antelope Lambsbury, the picture, like, shut up, dear. I can't listen to Carter. Do. The pictures like shut the fuck up. It's like Antelope lambs bury the picture like shut up the act. I can't let's not do shut up. So then Bo at Bo's, he's Bo's asking Stasi like, hey man, like what's what's stand of all? So you down there in the lobby and Stasi's saying how Tom kept on saying things like, you know, like you have to understand what I'm going through, dude. You know?

And then of course, Stasi makes herself into the real victim. Well, she sort of is the victim here, but she's like the real victim now, because she's like, I woke up and I saw those texts, and I didn't even wanna go to my own book signing. And I thought, was that a friend's place? White tears, white tears. I mean, I would rather go to a TGI Fridays

or anywhere with good ranch. Like that Stasi's burn. It's like, ooh, Stasi just said you had shitty ranch. Who's the victim now? But both doing that, like overly supportive husband thing. In the next show, we're recapping Real Housewives of New York where Aviva's husband read. It's just like, okay baby, let me fly you on a plane. Everybody's the Viva, she's doing great.

And Bose really veering into that red territory in this episode where he's just like, what was John saying? How could he? What's his excuse for calling my girlfriend at 2. 2.30 in the morning and it's setting her before the night of her. OK, calm down. OK. Just get your fucking rent paid and shut up.

OK? Every. So Stasi is like, did you hear what Arianna said about me? And the airport? It was a great twist. A great twist aside a scandal that I'd never saw coming. It's like a Hudson bookstores. Hudson news, fight.

No, it's not the Hudson news. It's the actual bookstores. What are those? Garthous Hudson's team. It's like Barnes and Noble to go. Be alt-mens. Ooh. So she's like, did you hear what she said at the airport? We saw my book in the back of the bookstore, so we put it in the front in the front display.

And then Ariane said to sound of all twice, I was in the bookstore for 45 minutes and I didn't see it in there. And I was like, well, what does that mean? You know? So then the big scandal we find out. Those bookstores are the size of my thumb. How can I even be in there for 45 minutes? I've done it. What else are you going to do?

Like otherwise, you're just eating your M&Ms at like, at a gate. Yeah. That's true. It's better to get the M&M colors on your hands and then just touch books you don't like. Yeah. Open them up. Like, Ronnie was here. It's a perfect place. Yeah. So, the scandal is, they're accusing Stasi of her book is not in the bookstore so she like

brought it in her backpack or something and then put it on the display. Which is something I will totally do once I ever write a book. Of course we've I've left my picture a lot of places. Oh yeah we left our picture at the Apple store in Seattle. Yeah girl. Leave that shit everywhere. Yes. So, yeah, so that's like the big scandal. Well, guess who it turns out started all of this.

Katie. Katie, starting everything. But first, oh, go ahead. Before Katie. Pendulums are swinging. We're back in Tondrom. Was that about first where you actually can say more about the government?

Oh no, this was a scandal because we haven't on the self. We have self-unfutage, Ben. They're more self-unfutage. But the show gave us self-unfutage. They show a clip of Katie and Stasi and Lala talking in the airport and Lala was like, so what's the deal? Like you supposedly planted it and Katie goes, yeah, like they're saying she either planted it

or like 100% we moved it and Starci's like, well we did move it, but fuck her that war. They're mad that Ariana is doubting that Starci's book might be at the airport bookstore. That is the level of scandal this show has turned to. Yeah. So I loved it. I was like, this shows back.

So there we go. I'm not talking about the store drama. Okay, go, go. So there we go. No, no, it's fine. I crudely and rudely ended the scene you were trying to describe. And I didn't realize that it was going to be a match. We made that.

Yeah, we made that. Okay. So we're over at TomTom and Lisa is still sitting on that stool and she's trying to get to the bottom of what happened at the thing that happened four months ago that we're going to pretend to happen yesterday. Calling on a phone phone, I've got some phone phones. Turning, turning, call, call. Calling on a phone phone.

So this is Lisa's big cell phone scene. Yeah. She didn't get get the bottom of this shit. This is Lisa Vanderpump in the scene being totally natural with her cell phone. She's like, Hello, Stossie. Very subtle. So it's cutting back and max, by the way, who's the manager of this restaurant?

Who didn't staff this party for shit? By the way, it's just sitting there like, I don't know, call whoever, Lisa, call whoever. And you mean to tell me that they couldn't find any bartenders that day for the book launch? Do you say that we're shooting something on TV in the bar? We need you to work there. Are you telling me that all those wannabe actors did not come racing to that? No.

None of us actually want to work at the bar. You just... OK, so we cut between everybody, Tott, Lisa, grilling everybody. So she calls, we start with Schwartz and Katie, who are in their hotel room. And he's like, hi, Lisa, I'm with Katie. I can see that, Schwartz.

We're in Miami. I know where you are, Schwartz. He's like, Tutu ka ka ka ka ka pa pa, Lisa. Oh! I can't breastfeed you on the phone, Schwartz. I'm trying to get some clarity, you swore. So then it's like it's all cross cut

because then she facetimes Stasi and Sandeball. And she's like really gay. I'm surprised she just did not take out like a magnifying glass like, ooh, get into the bottom of this. Like she's in Carmen Sandeago, you know? Darling, Stasi, are you in a wedding veil? And she's like, yeah, we're having a tacky wedding dress party. A tacky wedding made week. It's like a conglomerate satire on both

Katie and she knows the thoughts from choices. I love you. That was funny, that was very good. It was very fun. It was a very fun issue. It's elementary, listen. I can't take any more of this wedding out there. And they're messing with me. They're messing with them too. I'm spitting in green, man. So they're all talking. And then, so Santa Valtell's Lisa, that Stasi screamed at him at Tom Tom.

And they just cut to Lisa's face. Where's he dead? She did. But Lisa's face was like Someone yelled in one of my establishments So everybody's telling the story and he's like, but sausage should have come to me instead of gone through short It's like shorts still ask beautiful people the breast of gone through short. It's like, short still asked people to breath feed him a baby talk. She's like, yes, I know. I just got another text filled with milk and honey martini emoji.

It's darling. Come back to Mama's home. Shorty. And shorts, you know, shorts will just agree with anything anyone says. He basically is Camille grammar. And he's like, he's just telling Lisa so much. Lisa so much goes oh but she's so he's telling Lisa and he's like yeah no no like no the way it just on the way Tom Hale did was just like he just handled it like really pissed poorly and then it cost a Katie doing proud makeup like like he's the coach with me and now he's saying what I want him to say to Lisa.

It's like beating her face at the beat thing. Stop it. Uh, I'm sure it's, by the way, okay, so we find out when all the stories are told. Basically, Stasi doesn't like Tom and Arianna. Wait, Stasi doesn't like Tom and Arianna, right? So she's like, why would I, I don't want to support his rights drop, but I thought Katie and her husband, so I'm going to support their rights not.

So she went to Schwartz and Schwartz is like, sure, you can have your book signing here. And then never told anybody else. Right. It's basically the mystery solved. He never told anybody they were even having a party. Exactly. Although, I mean, truth be told, I mean,

Tom Sandevol clearly knew that there was a party. So at that point, you say, okay, my business partner is an idiot. He is still playing with a ball of yarn in the corner. I guess I should probably call Stasi and find out what's going on with their party. Rather than just like, wait and wait and wait and wait, and then the night before, like, I'm stressed. Did you say, what happened Stasi? What did he say to you and say, he told me he would kick me the fuck out of Tom Tom and she's like

Did you say anything like Or eat a dick Diana or anything that would make him think that your Christian because Sorry very angry, you heard. I was like, since Dotsi's like, uh, he just kept saying things like, um, what about me? What about my feelings? And then it cussed to Tommy. He's like, I did send those text messages, but she literally screamed at me, and finally, customers were all.

So Judge Lisa finally renders a verdict which is, O darling, you have to be more professional, that wasn't professional of you. Now let's go watch Jack's as he tries to hump three more of our customers. So then, Vanderpump, after she's done, she's like, Oh Max, why does it have to be so difficult? Cause Max didn't stop the party and Max is just like, yeah, it's like, yeah.

So let's go to the strip club. Yeah. Miami, damn, Miami, like best, I guess best strippers in the world, like best strip clubs in the world. Those girls were not, those girls were speed twerking. They were just like, ooh, yeah. Richest, richest number.

They're like done and done and done. Where? And it was like those buffers and like a bathroom in a bigger shoe on the mic. Oh my gosh. They were, I mean, here's the thing. I have to give props to the scene because we've seen strippers on Bravo many times.

That's clearly like a thing like, hey, we've like the production is bought out the strip club. We're gonna shoot some stuff. We're gonna give you a few hundred dollars to go grind on Daddy's lap, you know, and all that stuff. It's the usual thing. This is the first time where we saw the strippers like, no, we aren't working this, okay.

It was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like it was just like, no, we aren't working this, okay? It was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like it was just like, women falling from the ceiling, getting into crutches, like, there were like trapdoors opening up and just like, breasts, yeah. It was like everywhere. Yeah. And the guys, usually on these shows,

the guys are like, I don't even wanna be be in a strip club, they made me go, I'm so awkward, not this cast, like, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, you're gonna be a baby, we're gonna give you, hey Jacks, we're gonna give you 60 reasons not to get married, baby.

Ehh. Gross. And then both's like, um, the strip, one of the strippers goes to the, do you have a girlfriend? Like that fucking matters, who, what do you care? Bo was the only one who was terrified. He was like, uh, I can't do this because I have Satan at home waiting for me. Please don't do this to me. So he's getting a lap dance, of course, why he's so uncomfortable. It's not like you have to say no. I know it's awkward being like, no, I do not want your ass on my penis

through my dockers right now, man. I know that that's an awkward. I get it. Just say I don't have any money. Done. Yeah. God, where are we? I haven't seen hustlers. Come on now. Yes. So meanwhile, the girls are all, they're all in their wedding dresses and knowing everyone around them, you know. And, you know, Stas is talking all, they're all in their wedding dresses annoying everyone around them, you know, and

you know, Stas is talking about how they're all wearing their tacky wedding dresses and she's like, I mean, I'm look, I look like an upside down cupcake Ariana, you know, she thinks all wedding dresses are tacky so whatever Lala is covered up most in her life and that's tacky for her and she knows just I mean she wore that to her wedding so They're also in a club. the girls are in a club called, shhh. Yeah. Literally the club is telling you what to do now, Brittany. Shhh. God married the-

I'm getting it! Celebrating your marriage to Jack's in a place called, exactly what you're gonna hear every day for the next like five years of your life while you're still married to that asshole. Also, my marriage predictions have been way off. I've been giving people way too long. Oh really?

They're gonna last five years. They're not gonna last five years, come on. But I'm giving them five. You just have to. You just have to defer to Vicki Gunnville some when I come to these things. You know know she was the one who called it a job get a job making admins so then just to show that the girls are having a lot of fun too even the doesn't really seem like they are before we oh sorry they show

close-ups of the neon signs that say meet the ginas penis the ginas So Britney's Britney's trying to manufacture her happiness by just saying I love you guys I love you guys. I'm happy. I love you guys I love you guys, I'm happy, I love you guys. Not upset at all, but Triax is at a trim club. I love you guys, I'm one of the best times. And this is where we get Katie. I'm so proud of Kristen. Like she's not crying about how miserable is.

She's finally finding her footing. She literally said she's finding her footing as a zinger girl. Cut to Kristen. Oh, I can't. I can't. Yeah, it was like, I don't even know what you call that sort of thought. It's like, there's like Pratt Falls and then there's just like, it's like, if you saw,

it's violent, fall, it's like, it's a gravity. It's like being even more violent than gravity already is It's like if Godzilla tripped while was walking through Tokyo. I was like whoa That's a fall. It's like if she was Newton and she was sitting under that tree, you know like the apple fell and he's like Oh my god gravity like her apple would be like Yeah, it's like a fucking anvil apple just fall just a bunch of apples gravity is just meener to Kristen and everybody else So Ariana and she and her talking and Ariana's like at the airport everyone was giving me like dirty looks I didn't fucking do anything and she and she goes

I'm not even in a fight with Stasi, right? All I did was, she's like, I'm the one who told Tom not to text her. You know, I don't need to be the next group target. You know, maybe I'll cut to all the witches of the weeho just staring at her. Like, I'm doing this. So Goldress strip club, speed twirking, I could not get over this. It's so funny that there are plans called Goldress strip club. I'm not going to get doing this. So Gold Rush strip club, speed twerking. I could not get over this.

So funny that there are a place called Gold Rush on the show. So a stripper tells Peter, you're luck, like a Zoro. And he's like, you know the next day that stripper is going to be like, I didn't give a lap dance to that loser. No, I didn't. Like even the strippers are denying being with feeders. Yeah Nope, nope And then and then there's like this creepy moment where like because Jack's is wearing sunglasses inside the star club Which is the weirdest like that's about I?

Did wonder what that was about. Say it. Oh, and the stripper is like, I don't see your eyes. And he's like, you don't want to see him. He's like, she got, are you dead inside? And he's like, very dead. It was the first time in history of Antipron Brawls that he told the truth.

It was so surprising. It the history of Antipron Brawls that he told the truth. It was so surprising. It's very, very dead. So, Bo is like, um, he's telling Schwartz, he's like to warm up for a sound of all. He's like, you know, just, I don't want to be a bummer at this party, but I got to stick up for Stasi or buying that to be in a sling, so should I talk to Tom? Where's Tom? Get the other way. Yeah, yeah, Boba, yeah, do that, Boba. Boba, that's gonna be standing over here not doing anything while that all happens.

He's like, Tom, let's go outside. So Tom's like, well, meanwhile, Tom is wearing the mustache. He's the only one who committed to this costume, poor guy. So they have a talk. He's like, you know, I'm kind of pissed about the text message. You were nasty. It's the only one who committed to this costume, poor guy. Mm. So they have a talk. He's like, you know, I'm kind of pissed about the text message. You were nasty to my girlfriend, and you were nasty to your friend.

Think about that. And Tom's like, well, all right. You're right. He's like, you should apologize better. Yeah. And earlier in the episode, Santa Ball's like, you know Stasi Vikes and Apologies. She's just like, you know Stasi-Bikes in Apology. She's just like, oh yeah, give me the Apology.

Yeah, dude. Well, guess what? That's as good as you're gonna get. So of course, I was like, you need to apologize better. Yeah, that was not a good enough apology. So Tom's like, well, dude, she should have texted me, you know? And I think it was around here that Bo was like, yeah, but she was arranging it with Schwartz.

And if you guys are co-owners of this business, and you guys are both equal, then what does it matter? And Tom's like, dude, Schwartz doesn't even know how to clock in at TomTom. He doesn't even know how to bring in a drink. He literally doesn't even know where TomTom is. Yeah. That's why I got a motorcycle with a side garden

to take him there, bro. That's why I got a motorcycle with a side garden taking their brow. He's like, all right. Tom's just shorts. He's just like, ha ha ha ha. He has a little backpack and a lunch box like, I'm ready to go to work. And a little hat with a propeller just Just going, just spinning idly in the breeze. So Bo is like, Tom's like, listen dude, shorts are just a yes man. And Bo's like, well then you should be getting mad at shorts.

You know, and Tom's like, dude, you guys see it from my point of view. I'm sitting here late at night, I'm freaking out wondering, what she ever do this to me, what she ever worry about, how my party's going to be, or this to me. Would she ever worry about how my party's gonna be or this or that? Would she ever worry about my party? It's like no, she would not. It's Stasi Find some bartenders. Yeah And when he's he's screaming at bow or he's screaming at bow. She's Stasi just wants a yes, man Who are you telling the bow nose? Okay bow nose

So then it screaming, yeah, she screamed at me literally in front of customers. Again, which is his big thing. And his Botox name is like popping out the sign of his head, by the way. And both, like, they weren't customers. Like, they were paying customers. He's like, well, Stasi brought those customers.

Those were her customers. She brought Stasi brought those, those were her customers. She brought them from a book of, they were customers. It's like, it's not about you, Tom. It's like, you're just jealous that I have a buckthong. Awkward, because it's all kind of probably true. So, Bo's like, I mean, yeah, he does get Jell, you know, they get Jell of each other. So, Bo's like, like, I mean, yeah, he does get Jell, you know, they get Jell of each other.

So, Bose, like, um, I thought Santa Vall was nice, but after this, I think he's kind of a dick. And he's like, I'm done, I've said my piece, and Tom Santa Valls, like, I like, well, me too, I just want to- Like, already, when I go back inside, yeah, cool, that'd be awesome, right? Awesome, cool, let's have a drink, yeah, that'd be cool. So, meanwhile, over with the newbies, over at Sir, we, awesome, cool, let's have a drink. Yeah, that'd be cool. So meanwhile, over with the newbies over at Sur, we've got, listen, don't give up on them. Every time you grow in a newbie, that...

An angel gets fucking crushed by a moving truck. Okay. An angel's old tweets, Gary Red. No, fuck these newbies, fuck them in their racist asses. I'm not gonna let that go yet. Even though it hasn't happened in real life yet. And it didn't, not Dana, but the two guys. Oh, God. Yeah, well, fuck the guys.

I'm just saying the new girls, you know, it's important to hate them right off the bat because that's how we grow to, like, you have to, you know, it's a special kind of hatred that you have when you eat someone on the band of some rules. Yeah, it feels nice. It feels nice because soon they'll be like it. They'll be like it. They're like it. And you'll be starting to like them a little bit.

And then, you know, and then you're like, I kind of like that person. So enjoy it now, while you can just fully hate them. Yeah, wrap yourself in the hatred. That's why we wiles you watch us from the arms. It's OK. So this all seems, I don't know what I'm reading anymore. Oh, a song.

This all seems like it's is all the big nights. Straight living a lost life, straight living a lost life. And then they come to these waters. I don't think you guys know it, it lushed me, you know what I'm saying. So it's like, Charlie, big news for Charlie, not only has she almost tried pasta for the first time.

But it's her last day of training so the the training wheels are coming off and She's gonna fail spectacularly very soon. So it's exciting Amanda pump is like so how's everybody doing and she's like I'm just gonna make her scene up for now because she's like the new scene alright I'm just gonna make her scene up for now because she's like the new scene alright And then Brett's like um hopefully I can get to train behind the bar soon like he's trying too hard to flirt Yeah Fuck yeah, I was waiting for you to call him a fish face fish face Okay, so then

Tropical fish Brett did we Yes. Okay, so then, uh... Hot tropical fish, Brett. Did we? It's a hot drop. He's less hot to me now, obviously. But when we first met him, he seemed like a hot drop fish. Hot fish face.

Now, she's a fish face. So much hot weather. Regular fish face. He's gone from tropical fish to tuna, okay. I'm sorry, sir. You've been done ready to attune. So Vanderpump goes over the day and I'm like, how are you doing little face I've seen probably before?

I don't know, ladies, have your lines, do it. I've got to go. I've got a stool get back out too on top. I've got three dubs in this jacket that I have to release down the street. So hurry up. Are you ready for me to pull the nickel from behind you? Yo!

Think of a number between one and two, okay. Say, Dana's like, it's been a hard start. Don't want to tell you what I'm talking about. Better name a sheena, she's really a bitch to me. Yeah, how could she this happen to sheena, but Nina when she came to sir? And then they show a Vanderbilt going, she know, why are you polishing glasses?

I'm like, I'm starting to own a minute. Ah. I remember just being so amazed at the shock of a restaurant manager, being like, why would you polish glasses and a restaurant? So after this scene, we go back to Miami and it was just a blessing happened to us.

Because all of a sudden, we come back to Brittany crying at a table. Like, this was supposed to be my bachelor in poverty. We're supposed to celebrate my love. We're supposed to celebrate my love. We're supposed to celebrate my marriage. I try to hear it every fucking day from random ass people. I don't even know. I just was waiting for a phone call.

It's okay. She says she hears it every day. People are like, you suck, so does Jack. She's like, we just have other dogs. So then, Stas said, you're probably wondering how we fucking got here. So then rewind. So they were dancing all night.

Brat need to want to call it all night. So he went to another club, and then the VIP hostess is came out with a sign that said, don't do it, Brittany! Don't do it, Brittany! And Brittany is so Brittany when she sees it, she's like, woohoo! Yeah, wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Yeah! That Christmas, I was like... Christmas, like... She's bitter because she still hasn't found her straw for two hours. She's like, Fuck straw, fuck this! Fuck that sign! But then because of Kristen,

Britney starts thinking that the sign is like some elaborate trick set up by the venue to make fun of her in-jacks. Because then we see Kristen get into Britney's year and go that is so tacky and Then Kristen just like proceeds to fall over all over the club I just like is that lady break dancing. We're like no, she's just trying to stand up Do we accidentally win Mills Like is that lady break dancing? We're like, no, she's just trying to stand up. Oh, do we accent on windmills? So she's going up, cut back to Britney, like, it is not that far apart of you thinking of the sun, does it don't do it for me? And Katie's like, I don't think anybody really was like,

oh my God, should she not do it? It's like literally everybody watching this says. Yes. Oh my God, you shouldn't do it. We're head of fucking sun. A sun. Now, of course, anyone with not even a full brain cell, just any invertebrate on this planet could look at that and know that it's just like a thing like, anyone with, like, not even a full brain cell, just like any invertebrate on this planet could look at that

and know that it's just like a thing like, oh no, don't go, like, be single, you know, right? Right? Yeah. But of course, Brittany has taken this so personally. And it's just like the, what a gift, what a gift for all of us to watch this. This disaster of a bridesmaid right now,

this drunk, drunk Brittany. So the girls are trying to tell her like it's not personal stupid. They do this for every person that comes in here. Just as Jack's has sex with every person who comes into Sur, they have a sign for every single bachelor party at your awful club that you went to. Britney's like, put a towel up for you! I'll see things like that. And I think they're talking shit to me. Like, the other day, I went to get food and said, drive through.

I was like, who are you? You're telling me to drive through, screw you. I love you. I'm getting offended at everyday things, you know. Oh my goodness. Just like, it's fun. Oh, are you OK? Are you OK? It's fun. Are you okay? Are you okay?

It's everything okay. Okay. We are fully reenacting the Bachelorette party here. No, I know. I know it's just the... You okay, though? You okay? Okay.

So, Lala is like, I completely respect where you're coming from, but... And then we cut to Creshingo and... BOOM! It was me that hates you, can't hate you winning! Can't hate you winning, you're running! And Britney says,

You guys wouldn't like it either if it was you! And Lala goes, um, babe, honestly, I would not care. I would not care, she would not care, just yet she would have, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. She's like gutter all, like we're all the sudden when she says, lala. Oh, oh, oh.

So Kristen's like, she's like warming up her shoulder. She's like, here comes a big Kristen moment. All right, ready? Better up, here we go. I'm gonna throw my elbow into it. Just acknowledge! Just acknowledge the fact that her feelings or her head back! She also did an airplane directing thing where she's like, Ignolence and it's burned there!

What are you doing? And then it goes, Allah was like, we have been acknowledging it for the past hour and a half. And it's like, no, you've been acknowledging how you feel. And it says, 18 seconds earlier. Literally. Lala. I completely respect where you're coming from.

18 seconds earlier. So, Allah was like, stop, Christian. 18 seconds earlier. So, Lala's like, stop, Chris, tension. You're double. Why are we still talking about this? Says Gina in the corner is if she doesn't bring up the same thing every two seconds. That reminds me of when I went out on, didn't respect the fact that I got on my penguin. I mean, why are we still talking about this, right? Like when Adam didn't talk about respect the fact that I got on my penguin.

Is this where, is thissina does her face too? Because they all had crazy neck faces. Chris ended this and then she was like, oh my god, where are still the... I went so far back. I got so many crazy screenshots of these. It was an audio show. What are you going to do? It was like, I'm keeping these forever.

It was like someone went fishing for Shina and caught her. She was like, ah. Ah. So then, yeah, so now, Brittany is now crying again. She's like, I mind my turn. Run. I mind my very fucking man because I'm going to marry you like, come on. let's celebrate, let's have fun!

I'm like, don't be embarrassed by the sun, be embarrassed without your burying jack. Come on now. And La La is like, every time we get Brittany calm down, there's Kristen Doty to wind her up again and remind her that the South lost a civil war and her mammoth's beer cheeses, Velvita Shardinay and lube in her life is a lie. I want you to get to the point where what people say,

possibly including 50 cent, does not affect you, OK? Because I get it. Some people, like 50 cent, can say mean shit. Okay, excuse me. And then Lala reads an example of her phone. News flash Lala, just because you give blow jobs, gets you a taste of the rich laugh, doesn't mean you're, doesn't mean you aren't trash.

Which I think was, I think she was quoting you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Side Ronnie Carrom. Which I think was I think she's quoting you right yeah Side Ronnie Karam I felt so famous I'm pretty sure Ronnie said that totally felt famous She's like um this sounds like a person isn't a bad mood because she gives blowtops and all she gets back is a 1999 Hades 7 That's back as a 1999 Hades 7. And she's got a point.

I was gonna say I can't really be mad at what Lala just said there. She's actually got a point and that is one of the things that's inferiority rating. It's inferiority. It is what's infuriating about people like Lala. Like we've all given away free blow jobs for nothing. Like, to losers. To losers. And look at where she was on a red carpet.

She was like sitting behind Merrill Street someplace. She literally went to the premiere of, on whatever that Mafia movie is that we're just not like really ready for a society, you know? Mob movies, just give it time. So then, speak of the devil, it's Jacks. He's like, hey, hey, hey guys, and he's got two big pizza boxes.

You're gonna save the day. Oh my god, why? Jacks, I just went high on people because they were moving me, Jacks. She literally took a ham and sat on it. Oh, yeah. So, of course, like, Jacks has come to save the day with pizza for everyone, and they open it up, and it's just like chicken bones.

Yeah. Lose chicken bones, they decided for some reason save in the box. Chicken wings. That's a bring to the girl. Yeah, so then, um, wait, go up, see, the sunshine people disappear, then they cut through a lifeguard just scratching his crotch to show. All right. We've got two minutes. What is this? Hour five of this show? How much more of this do we have? Well, I think it's very important to discuss the fact that Peter is waking up in the morning. I'm just kidding. I've put that down too. So, Jack's lying in bed, he's hung over, he's got pillows up, he's trying to recreate

the strippers last night with the pillows. He got his eyes closed, just imagining these pillows around his face, or just like ladies. So he's like, bruh, I went into the striped club last night and I felt so awkward I could not get into it. Gotcha. Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-bl Cut back to life. And then this is where the stripper is like sitting on him and then throws her leg back, legs back and gives us a whole- Like a full TV with the rabbit ears, you know? It wasn't even just a spread eagle, okay? I'm not that innocent. It was like a full on like, ma'am, you have internal hemorrhoids. It was literally like an NBC PSA, like the more you know. And the leg, the leg was just like a shooting star.

I can see your cavity, like I can see your fillings. You know what I mean? So then, yeah, he goes, because every time one of them would come up to me, I would just be like, ew, ew. Cut to jacks. I'm leaving Brittany tonight for one of them would come up to me, I would just be like, you, you. Cut to jacks. I'm leaving Brittany tonight for one of these strippers. Forbate him.

Forbate him. Down do it Brittany. Down do it. So he's like, yeah, I'm just not really good at strip clubs. She's like, that's what every guy says in the strip club. So then, um, now it's time for the Wednesday yacht. Yeah, let's go. Oh, God, yeah.

So Wednesday yacht. Wednesday yacht. So they're on the yacht. I guess if someone has like a penis on a stick, all of them, there's like fun stuff. Sheena, this is a bad sign. Sheena's doing the college herds like ponytail thing. Like, yeah. stuff. She know this is a bad sign. She was doing the college or it's like ponytail thing like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah We're gonna get all the free shots we can on this boat. He's wearing floaties around his arms. So she's like, she's just talking about what's going on at Sarah,

because some of the girls are asking her and she's like, well, Dana was like hosting at Tom Tom, but now she's like serving up sort. And I just don't vibe with her. I mean, like, she doesn't wear a bra at work. Yeah, she goes, it's all little things that are coming. You know, and Lala does, actually that sounds like me. Yeah, she goes, it's so little things that are coming, you know? And Lola goes, actually, that sounds like me.

And she goes, no, but you have like a perfect little fake titties. They're like, perfectly. Your fake titties are perfect. And she goes, um, okay. And she goes, yeah. Like that girl, like, she'll get hard nipples while we're talking outside. Your tits are better. And Lola goes to your pissative or tits.

I'm just like, huh? I'm just like, huh. And then there's like a shot. Then they start talking about Kristen. And then it's like the perfect thing. Like Kristen has a hard enough time. It's like what we talk about below deck, sailing yacht. Hard enough time on a perfectly level surface.

And then Kristen walking around on this Wednesday yacht, she was like. Cucco! Cucco! Yeah the gas station. That really hurt my quads. So Jackson is sister. Let's let them have a heart to heart. These heart to hearts are terrible, OK? So the sister, God bless her heart. So she's there.

And Jackson is like, you know what? I do some fucked up shit to people, but I own it. Like all these people here on this boat are basically fucked over all these people on this boat. And they're still here. That says something, huh? That says something. She's like, yeah, it does.

Fucked over every one of them and they're still here. I like it. I like him bragging about how, like, I do fucked up shit, but at least I own it when 30 seconds ago we saw him saying, yeah, I like couldn't even get into those strippers last night. Yeah. So, Kristen and La La are talking and Kristen's like, oh, we don't. Last time when I got to the room I was like, oh my God, I'm making it worse. But I just don't want this talking to each other like that.

And La La is like, how do I want you to be sad, quick re? Like, and Kristen's like, okay. And then she kisses her on the lips and La La is like, oh my God, then she kisses her on the lips. And La La is like, oh my God, love that you kiss on the lips. And Christians like, yeah, last night was a shit show. I fell, I busted my lip. And she pulls down her bloody lip. Was I the only one who sort of oddly expected another

like a Kristen face under her lip? Like, oh, me, Kristen like like a little like a little Kristen head in her lip like another lip jerking out of her lip oh yeah the other thing is kakaw I literally texted Carter oh then I busted my lip yeah kakaw my my movers accidentally took one of our boxes I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, even there. I don't think it I don't even think it's a real box I think it actually came from that from from from space and I It says NASA on an important encarter. It's so weird. I think it's our sex choice. I don't know So Lala's like so you guys recently in Critslick no no no no wait a sec. Yep

Like this morning Remember what you're lying about lady So Lala's like why do you have such a hard time being alone? Look who's talking, first of all, but good question still, right? And she's like, why is it so bad to be single? And Kristen's like, I hate that term single, because it's like, she knows. She's single and ready to mingle.

She knows like at the front of the yaw being like, I'm paying all the $1. It sounds like the worst time ever. This is the same. Kristen just said earlier in this episode, I have two dogs, I'm single. I feel like I'm living in life, I'm living life right. Yeah.

So then Tom and Jacks are having some strange reflection and they're like, yeah, I remember when we used to share a twin bed And he's still slept with my girlfriend then too all three of us right there jacks dude Oh, just knowing what we know that just what we know of this these two is just it's kind of Dirty paper towel on the floor. Sorry both so Stasi talks to Ariana right so Ariana pulls over Stasi and she's like, um, you were giving me dirty looks at the airport and Stasi's like, um, I couldn't even look at you

enough for dirty looks. I was giving you no looks. No. So, Ariana's like, um, well, then you were giving me dirty looks or no looks or whatever. And she goes, yeah, then you were giving me dirty looks or no looks or whatever. And she goes, yeah, because you said that I took my book from the back and put it in the bookstore. And Ariana's like, no, I said it was there.

I was there and didn't see it, but then it was right in the front, which is what happened, right? And Sasi's like, yeah, Lala, film day. It's not like we're trying to hide it. Guess who's starting this? It's only Katie. They're both saying the same thing. This tossie's like, um, I don't know why Ariana has to make me feel like shit about my book.

I thought she was this confident woman who was happy for other people's success. I mean, I'm not like that, but I thought she was. Yeah, I'm sick of rolling over. And her house, like, you've literally never rolled over. You're just yelling at people. Meanwhile, Christians rolling over and over and over and over and half them on the boat. They're just tied or too amassed. So, and now they're taking photos.

And one thing we have not talked about is that they're all of course wearing a team bra! Bathing suit. Britney's like, ooo! And then she's like, ooh, and then she's like, oh, since I'm the Brad to be, I wanna be the one, the first one to post a photo on social media. So I get all the likes and comments. This spatula rep party is the equivalent of like a slettigather side, like the whole thing.

It's like, Brad to be, when will we do it? Don't do it, brand of me. So Katie announces something, but she's so lame, I can't even hear it. Yeah. So now we have a tricky monocle. We're the taste of the time we wear this place down in a no matter whenever we get around.

Ha ha ha ha. So are you ready to go a dinner with the crew? Where are you? I am exactly there. Let's go to Katzuya. Okay, so they got a dinner and Cart Kristen is of course out on the phone outside of the restaurant I don't want anyone to know I'm talking to you. Fuck him, just fucked him two days ago. The restaurants, like coming out trying to unplug her, like, what are you doing?

Like, oh, we thought you were a balloon trying to advertise the restaurant out here. It's like, hey, baby, okay, with me coming to the house tomorrow to get my photography gear. In that one box that he had with the old those. So it's totally final to actually the code. Yeah. So over inside, the girls are all sitting at a table. And I like when they did sit down, you just hear a machine and go, I took me on the end. But just I just like she not saying this is so she not.

So Katie, yeah. Katie's asking Stasi She's like so what did you talk about with Ariana over there earlier today? And Stasi's like well, Ariana said the problem is shorts and he's like I can't believe that he set me in coach and he said I wanted him to say at least a So I'm gonna have his background this moment right now. Oh, Furia. Shorts is the problem. Katie, who knows, Shorts is the problem, okay.

So, Stasi, just turn around, she's right there. So, she turns around and Ariane is like, what? Yeah. It's like, so I hear that you said that Shorts is a problem. She's like the problem is not following the proper protocol well, you know, yeah She's like listen, Stas Schwartz, you know Schwartz approved it without going through max and they didn't follow protocols and then go through max Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. He's like it's just it's like a convenient narrative, you know Yeah, I totally like Schw shorts is not a problem.

And I think that like Tom needs to own it. I'm just like saying, it's just like a bunch of bullshit. And that's where I'm just going to end it. And Ariana's like, well, if you don't want to fight, don't fucking fight. Yeah. So, Kristen comes back in, of course. You notice, it's very hard to know this Kristen coming back in.

So, you just hear the sound of that. I knew it was gonna happen someday. No. It's taken a long time. It's taken a long time for that day. I knew I was like, we've done too many Christian impersonations. It has been eight years, and that's the first thing I spelled, spelled it. It didn't even get on you.

No, just the cable. Don't do it, man. We're safe. We're safe. No, no, I just want it as long as it doesn't touch the laptop. I'm all good. I'm all you know, those are seeing at home, Ronnie, Kristen, and spilled beer all over the cottage.

I think they got it. Yeah, I think they got it. I think they got it when they heard. I saw it happening in slow motion. I was like, oh, Ronnie is coming into my personal space. And there's a beer. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I was like, oh, Ron is coming into my personal space and there's a beer. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I was like, go to the hall. Go to the hall. Listen, we're a 4D experience. If you come see us live, you get the full thing.

This is a splash. So, okay, and Kritsn comes in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, Chris and Kamehame. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, I'm no spilling, no spilling. And she's like, quarter-texted me if photography stops. So I sent him to the code, the mail, and he told him exactly how to get in, and said, pick off your underwear

and land a bed, I'll be there soon. They're like, oh, oh I've never ever checked in on you if there's nothing to check in on, because you said you were broken up. Bleh! Chris, I'm thinking about you! It's her bachelor at party, so we should all be good friends to Brittany instead.

Oh, we such bad friends. Kasey, Kasey, Stacey, Stati. What do you call Kadeans Stati as a couple? Copsie. The devil. Kasey. Brantius. Brantius.

So of course, Brantius, like, wait a second, I realize there's a chance for me to get on my high horse about being a Bachelorette. Hey, this is my Bachelorette. This is exactly the thing I did not want to happen at my Bachelorette party. Well, I did not want to happen at my bachelor's party. Like I bad news for you, Brittany, every single bachelor's party in the history of bachelor's

party has tears and fighting and everyone gets mad. So welcome to getting mad. Yeah. So the girls just continue to yell at Kristen and she's like, whatever I've done the best I can. I'm fucked up two days ago. Just gave them the code to my house. I am, but Noah, I'm messy. That's it, I'm messy.

And Stasi's like, you're too old to be messy. That's like you're too old to be on Vanderpump rules and all of you get out. That's the new name of the show, too old to be messy. And then Kristen's like, this doesn't feel like love to me. And Stasi says, it doesn't feel like love to me And Stasi says it doesn't feel like love to me either like I feel black in my heart So and Kristen's like if the rules were reversed I wouldn't be down their throats about it like I've been through with them

Like all these years that Tom was running around on Katie behind her back Chris adjust Chris had just... Chris had just... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, six years later revenge and Katie's like how dare you Town wasn't fucking right. You know what you're a miserable person Chris and you are miserable You've never been in a happy relationship in your life You're married to Tom Schwartz. Yeah, so yeah, okay school Yeah, exactly and that is the end. Thank you guys so much for coming Hey, guys, I'm gonna call it that. Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch.

If you don't know me, you're welcome to blow me back. Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch. Everyday's a parade. Don't keep it right. I can't. Hey, prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens, Add Free on Amazon Music, download

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