Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: It's Not Hard To See That Room Is Mine

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I always expect to come to Denver and you guys just to be stoned off your asses. Truly. I mean, unless they've changed weed from my day, you've got a lot of energy. I love that weed became legal, so we just all moved to Adderall and Coke, straight up. Yeah. I have to say for me personally,

you know, I'm in LA, and our city has been pummeled with this crazy scandal ball. Oh! Oh! Oh! Just raining down on us every day, more and more scandal ball. It's fucking LA people in the rain.

Is there two of me in the mics? Do I always sound this fucked up? What is wrong with me? You sound majestic and handsome. Whoa, hello. I'm going to do the show like this. This one really picks up my nasal quality. Yeah.

Yeah, people in L.A. complaining about the fucking rain. I can't. It's like on everybody's TikTok every day. They're like, it's raining here. Like, come to Texas it rains bullets okay. Yeah literally anywhere else in the country is or is you shady Tesla driving. Why any little bitches? Listen we are just so hashtag blessed to be here.

In the middle of the scandal I mean mean the reunion, the reunion is literally happening like right now as we speak. Like when we say it's all it's all happening it's like literally all happening. It hasn't been since real housewives of New York's gotten canceled since we've seen this many white tears. Yeah, so a lot of this stuff happening around this is very interesting. So Rekel was out of town and came back in town. And for some reason TMZ found her sitting on a bench sitting on a bench

just sitting on the bench just like we do in front of a nail salon and a nail salon ad behind her was a nail salon call yeah it was called like I was blot blot or blaster blaster blaster blaster blaster you guys are his smoke coming up from the fucking audience are you kidding me? You guys are getting high in here. These are my people. Listen, when it is pouring rain and you're in the center of a major tabloid scandal, you do one thing and you do one thing only. You sit out in a bench, in a parking lot, and wait for the paps to come to you. Everyone's like, oh, she called the Paps. Did she? Do you think her kills that smart? I don't think her Kel could call for a pizza. She has a

Fisher price phone. She's like, hello. I don't know that she's smart enough to call for it. I will tell you this though. She talked so much that the guy actually got tired and left. Yeah. Have you ever seen TMZ do? I've never in my life seen TMZ be like, all right, well, I think that sums it up. Good talking to you. We're like, close down our site now, okay.

Hope you get into blush soon, this is. Yeah, good luck with your mania petty. But for those of you who didn't actually see this interview, we can help you out because we can show you really what happened, okay. So, Rene. Hey. Hey, Rekelle. Hi. Hi.

Hi. So, what are you doing, Rekelle? I just came back in for the reunion. Yeah. I just got the reunions tomorrow. So came back and for that How you feel about it you're afraid to go to the reunion for Cal I would love to tell you but I'm gonna have to say it saved that for tomorrow About if I'm scared or not. Yeah

So Raquel everybody is saying that you were just pretending to want to make out with Swartz, because you were polished in Sandevolson Ab the whole time. It wasn't worth that about. Yeah, so what I can tell you is I can tell you about that tomorrow. Hey, Raquel, so I heard you actually called up Ariana and apologized to her how'd that go. Yeah, well she didn't answer. But like then I got a hold of her and so I said I'm sorry. Oh really, what'd she say? I shouldn't repeat any of that.

I shouldn't say, no, I'm just saying. I should, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It didn't go great. It wasn't great. I'm gonna keep that between me and her. Yeah. And then, you know, tomorrow, when I'll say the rest of it, yeah.

The fuck is wrong with Rekal? Rekal literally smiled like this the entire time, like. Yeah. She had the energy of... Very am glad to be back. She definitely had the energy of someone at a wedding and the videographer comes to them at the table. Like, what do you want to say to the bride and groom? Um, just want to say it was a great day for you. And love you guys so much.

And I wish you all have fun in the Dominican Republic Fucking recalmit The big winner of this in all of this of course is Blush nails so I would like to Congratulations I want to get my fucking toes done now, bless nails It's like all bit was at the Beverly Center. I was like is she them. Congratulations. I want to get my fucking toes done now, blush nails. It's like, oh, was that the Beverly Center?

I was like, is she by the circuit city? Because I love, you know that's where the raw stress for less is, and what else is there, the Marshalls? God, I love that. There's a Bobhaw. Yeah, it's a lot of all the great shopping in LA is by blush nails. You got an lever, Cal, because everything she's done so far,

she's gotten paid for. I mean, this one was in front of Les Nails, okay? She sold her apology to entertainment tonight. I mean, the squirrel's got it going on. I'm just going to start running people over in the street and selling my apologies to people. Yeah. Well, welcome to Watcher Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. Welcome. So, previously, on Vanda Pumperos, divorce party, let's get wet and wild goes. Here's my mom. Well the reason I'm mad about it is because she I tried to set up Raquel what's happening? Raquel, I would never trust you around my man. Well thank God you don't have a man to steal from about.

Oh my God. Can you believe she even just said that? Oh my God. Guys, she has a galaxy projector. Oh my God. You slept with a married man, Lala. People were calling you a mistress. Disengage, bitch.

Disengage, bitch. Disengage, bitch. Disengage, bitch. Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's have a guy's night. A guy's night. Plus, she know. Plus, she know. Let's have a guys night a guys night Plaschino Katie it was a mistake for me to come on this trip so I'm leaving

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Everything's topsy-turvy, I don't care. We just have to follow our hearts. Follow your heart. Follow your heart. At this point, we're all collectively people who write love letters to serial killers. And we have to accept that about ourselves. The Vanderpump rules experience, okay? So we are here, we're at the Sky Bar,

it's Guy's night. Ritel and Charlie have just walked in, and Santa Valle is like, oh my God. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ritel, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm seeing a bro, that's my girl. Is that Ritel? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a cow. Is that a cow? Wow.

It was a thing. That's a cow. That's a cow. Oh, that's actually just a torsier lamp, but that's a cow. I'm Brett the manager at the sort of name of shorts and sandies, just the SNS. Brett, creepy-esque Brett's like, Hmm, great. Great.

Guys, mate, huh? Hmm, Brett's my fucking psycho smile. Brett's gonna fucking kill somebody. Yeah, well. Brett's face has the look of someone who's like, Oh, I definitely just walked in on Tom fucking Rekelim. The supply closet, and I got to keep this quiet so my restaurant doesn't tank. So happy.

So James, of course, freaks out. He's like, oh, guys, not me, it's nothing then, does it, bros? Guess not. I wanted to have a guys night. Like boys, I've got sexy girl friend I love a bar. How you guys doing with the ladies you know what me just wanted to be boys go I want it guys night G.U.Y.S. guys night so then sand of all of course there's drama so the drama queen sand of all gets up and runs to the bathroom immediately you know so he runs to the bathroom with Brock and James, which God ticked James out of that situation. I would die to be Sandevol right now. Listen, I don't have any kids I need Brock to pay for anyway. I think he's hot.

Sorry. Honestly, Brock is hot. Later in the episode when he's wearing that sort of like open shirt, I'm down. I'm sorry. Is he dirty? Yes. Is he unemployed for the rest of his life? Yes. I don't care if you're employed. I'll still fuck you if you're unemployed.

Listen, say what you will about the man. He takes a very good mountain climbing vlog. Okay. My penis accepts WIC. Okay. will about the man he takes a very good mountain climbing vlog okay my penis accepts WIC okay so Santa it does not need to be repeated. All right, it says- I don't know how to say it. I just laughed because I knew it was funny.

So, uh, Santa was like, Well, bro, I didn't know this was happening. My mom. And James is like, I mean, what are you filling over a Wemtryt? Now, where are you acting like that? Because Santa was like, what? We're chaos here.

This is crazy. What do I do? Watch my hand. Where are you putting soap behind your ears? I mean, my ex-fiance, they just walked in. This is not a guy's night. There's a fat slut night. How do you think Ali's gonna act? How do you think Ali's gonna act when she says,

oh, how did she not go? Would you do tonight? What am I supposed to say? I thought this was guys night. I thought you and shorts had a room upstairs, like we pop in bottles, pop in bottles every year, like we do. That just creates insecurities and untrust. Something I do want my new relationship. I was like, well, you know, it creates insecurities and untrust.

Seasons one through right now. Literally, literally in entire life. What? Making up to people. The pictures they've shown you as a baby create distrust. I'm like, I don't trust that baby. I don't trust him. That baby is abusive.

That baby is emotionally abusive. You literally host a DJ night called, see you next Tuesday. That's true. So we got a short Recal and Sina and short is like, so you're doing all right tonight, Recal, everything okay? And she's like, yeah, hold on, I need to get my girl power music. Yeah, I just wanted to have fun. The whole point of girls trip was to have fun and it's been like the opposite of fun because Katie's mom is there to join us. It's beautiful beautiful moment for Vertelle. Oh, I love Terry. I love Terry too. I love it so much. Terry's so pretty.

If Terry were a piece of clothing, she'd be at crop top. I wish I'd married Terry. I should have known when Terry's name rhymed with Mary. That's who I should have married. God, I love Terry. I love Terry! They have like, get very excited about Terry. So then, Rick Hells, like, well, I had to explain in front of Terry the fact that I entertained, making out with you, and then she started crying. Swords is like, what? You had to admit, what are you talking about, right? And Sandibog does, we'll call, talk to me.

What happened? I was being young and fun and single, living my life. And these girls literally set me up to seem like I'm only chasing after guys they're interested in. La La goes honestly, Raquel. I'm really concerned about you right now. Honestly, I would never trust you around my man. They're like, oh shit. Well, La La, I wouldn't trust your man around Bruce Will as well. He's got all timers, so. While we're talking about trusted men, there we go. But I digress.

Well, it's a good thing you don't have a man to trust around him. Oh, I love that you stood up for yourself. She does not like to be challenged. Yeah, and then when I stepped up for myself, she did this. And then Charlie. Charlie is Raquel doing, is she short-circuiting? What's happening to Raquel? This whole episode Raquel short-circuited. I don't know what the fuck Raquel's doing. She's like, I went to Lake Havasu and learned how to crump.

But then Charlie, Charlie meanwhile, was like wedged between Tom Sandivall and Brock Shoulder. She's like, hi, hi, I'm in the scene too. Hey, Rikkel, Rikkel, say the other thing that you said. It was so good, say it, Rikkel. I said, I didn't put metal in the microwave because Katie told me not to. No, no, no, no, no, no. After that, Rick Helwell wasn't that, say the part.

Say the part, it was so good, guys. It's so good. OK, do it, do it. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you chew. No, no, no, it wasn't about the bean. It was, okay, I'll give you a hint, okay, we're gonna give a hint, okay. It was about where you said,

Lala, I wouldn't trust you, be cuff. I can write a boogie board on a stage. Guys, I tried. I tried, guys. I went that trip. I tried my best. I tried my best. Your fingers and front of your eyes

and make Rickel do something. You know? So James is nervous, you know, because Rickel is getting all this attention. So James is immediately like, for John is invented the room, Ali. For John has invented the room, send out. And Ali's like, such a sleeve.

So yeah, so basically Rekel tells him that she told Lala to her face, I don't trust you because you basically slept with my man when I was with my man, and you're a mistress, and that Lala didn't like that. So they're all basically like, oh my God, thank you for finally being the one to say something Lala used to up for her.

That's so exciting. Yeah, Swartz is like, that was deep rooted. That was really in there. And then he tells us, you know, Rekel's kind of driving like his kind of hide. No one is buying your messy bullshit, Tom Schwartz. And Tom Schwartz is starting to make so much more sense now. He does have meth face, admit it, he's getting it. And Katie, dammit, I forgot to tweet,

but Katie treated something like, this girl chose a fucking creep. Did you guys read that tree that Katie, or it's like an Instagram comment or something? And it's like, that girl's a creep. And then they, someone posted a video of this girl named Joe just tweaking out at the concert. She's like, literally like from the Walking Dead,

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He's like, I feel like, Rick Hel is trying to get rise out of me. She may not be doing it directly because you know she never does do anything directly but it's a bold class of fuck of negativity and I want nothing to do with it. She will not get rise out of me as he then goes and leaves. Literally rises. He's like, I can't be here. What happened to boys tonight? There are people who bake babies in their tummies here. I cannot be here while I happen to boys tonight. There are people who bake babies in that tummy's here. I cannot be here. So now we go back over to Arizona. And, uh, after.

Oh wait, I'm sorry. This scene ends with sand of all of all people doing the toast. He goes, hey, here's the toast to good people. I missed that somehow. Are you fucking kidding me? None of you are good people. I miss that somehow. Are you fucking kidding me? None of you are good people. OK. I'm not supposed to like that.

I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that.

I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed to like that. I'm supposed we go back, we go over to Lake Havasu, where the girls are coming back to their little rental. They've had a wild night at the truck stop. And Lala's like, let's be honest. And who hasn't, am I right?

Lala's like, you guys, that was such a fun night. It just felt normal. That was like the trip we'd all planned, going to some strange bar with strange older men dancing with other men and donkey costumes. That's what we planned. Buries. That's such a compliment from Lala, right?

Guys, what a night. So normal. So Katie is like, Lala, do you know how inspired you were when those guys walked by? Like, is he coming over? Is that guy coming up? The two gay guys you were talking to from Palm Springs? Oh, is he coming over?

I hope so. So Katie is like, Lala, I wanna be like your sex coach, you know? Cause like, I la, I wanna be like your sex coach, cause I know how fun it is to have single sex. I've been doing it for about nine years, to be honest. It's a sad time. Katie says, yeah, I don't want her to miss out. I wanna inspire some dick in her. You inspire enough dick in yourself, Katie, okay?

So she's like, yeah, that's excellent sex in all this. And Christine is like, you don't have to have sex. You can just talk. Ha ha ha ha. Katie's like, no. So now, a lot of who have spent a good two or three years being like You know what I love to do. I love to go out and fuck a guy

Sometimes I'm driving my car. I jump out of my car and mid-motion into another person's car And I have sex with him and get back at my car and my vaginas like thanks because I have sex I love construction zones because there's construction cones. I just jump on those mother bunkers, because I like, did. So this Lala, this Lala is like, what guys, you're making me nervous. I'm nervous.

I'm so nervous. I haven't had sex since I can see you to have a child. I can see because I can see that I have a child on my mother. Yeah I'm all like I keep it all together because she's like I know this is gonna come as a shock but The sex was not good with my ex Oh really? That's not why you married Ram that's so crazy

You mean after the night when you guys went out to dinner and Rand ordered two fried chicken sandwiches? He didn't keep it up all night? No, that is not fair. Then, actually. Rand ordered one fried chicken sandwich, but two fried chickens on the sandwich. Oh, you're right. He was keeping it low carb.

You was keeping it low carb. So shit was hilarious, by the way. I will never forget that. I was like, yeah, I just want two fried chickens. And then Lala's, Lala's like, oh, yeah. You know what I need? A man. A real sexy man. That's what I need. Yeah, I like random, real sexy. Real sexy.

Throw me down on the bed kind of moment, man. And there's a ding dong. And in enters this guy, done. Lala's like, you look cute. He's like, thanks. I had to wash all the BJs off of me. I know the feelings. BJs was the name of the bar they were at, so I had to wash it off.

She's like, what's BJs? So then they sit on the couch and Christina and Katie are like, so, Don, what are your interests? Do you like beating necklaces? What's your thing? Me and Katie are starting a stitch in bitch, you know? He's like, semen. Oh, no, I was in the Navy. I was in the Navy.

So then comes Le Don's hot and heavy moves, okay? He goes, wow, you guys had pizza. You like pizza? And yeah, because she's like, you like cold pizza. And Mala goes, nilsk, because food that's supposed to be hot, I want dessert. Hot. Yeah, you want hot pizza, you want fucking hot melt cheese.

Yeah. Fucking hot melt cheese right up in salad. I want pepperoni. I'm not going to avoid the noise. Yeah. You want a fucking cupcake? I want a cinnamon fucking cupcake. Pizza.

Put that. Put that pineapple on it. I just opened some olive oil for it. I want to be like olive oil, garlic. I want to extra cheese. I want garlic. I want cheese some olive oil. Poor thing. You want to feel like olive oil, J. Garlic? I want to eat cheese. I want garlic. I want cheese in the crust.

Ice cream, fucking olive oil. Stack the pizza together, make it a pizza sandwich. I don't care. And she goes, do you have a bee? I'm your iris. And he's like, yeah, any honeycomb. You want to fuck the honey? He's like, the dog, shut up.

No one is buying this. Like, how much did she give you? And she's like, we are going to go, a sexer! By the way, so on screen, his name is Don. But she refers to me. I couldn't tell was she referring to me as the dawn, or the dawn, the dawn.

The dawn, right? The dawn. The dawn. That's what I thought it was, the dawn. Ladon, right? Ladon. Ladon. That's what I thought it was. The Don. You guys can like to explain what losers we are. We sat back there literally for 20 minutes, like. Google.

Having this conversation. I was like, it's Ladon. He's like, no, it's not. It's the Don. I said, no, it's the. Which is the in some languages? And I said, you know, I'm going to go Google. What is the name of the person who

has both a bee and a honeycomb tattooed on his neck. So, um, we figured that. Cook all. No, I'm not. No, not Kristen. Christina. They're fucking grossed out, of course, because who wouldn't be? This conversation was disgusting. So they're grossed out. And I was like, yeah, I guess it's time for a bed.

And Lala was like, oh my god, stop, guys. You're making me nervous. Lala, you just talked about fucking sticking pizza up your vagina, okay? Like, I can't. And he goes, don, the don goes, don't get nervous when it's time to get service. How does he like a Texaco? Is he a shell station? So Lala's like, oh scolala was lits.

She was in that moment. She lived for her vagina and nobody else. And she was slumbering inside of me. But that bitch is awake now. And she's gonna fuck up pizza. Go Lala, you go. Okay, so then the next scene we get this song. Gotta keep it moving, gotta keep it moving.

Don't know what we're going but you gotta keep it moving. Close up of the least moving person we've ever seen on this show, Katie. Like, who is thinking of these song cues? Like, even I'm like, Katie alone you guys come on this is just shitty. So Lala is thrilled her love tank is full she's like I just had the best sex ever. He was hung like a yes, whatever, I feel happy. Are you a producer? It's just all working for the dons. The way he like, the way he moved in, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So what? Yeah, welcome to the new Lake Havasu. It's called my bedsk. I'm been in her interview. She's like, oh my God, it's making me hot even talking about it.

Uh, uh, mop. I'm just making her into a very gay man now. She sounds like that. She really, I feel like Lala appropriates drag queen culture. I really do. Yes. And it makes me fucking crazy. So Lala is talking about

like splitting all over the bed, okay? And so Katie goes, well, this is fun. I'm sure the Mondrian blue beat chunks. Oh! Shina? Raquel? Talk more about splooging all over the bed, Lala.

Saddest rip ever. Being in a place with people that serve in cocktails. So then shorts, so she texted or someone texted a photo of the mannequin to Schwartz. Chris theme, Christine goes, so did you send those pictures of the Schwartz Pinyata to Schwartz? This is the saddest divorce party I've ever heard of. Yeah, you're texting your ex at the divorce party, girl.

Yeah. Oh, good. So, I'm trying to read for you, I promise. So shorts wrote back something. Like at first I was offended. It was always the greenity this. And Christina goes, I think the guy's got in his head. Well, I mean, I'm sure someone was doing something

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OK, so we'll go down as a classic scene in Bander Fumf rules. We are now going to a tarot card reading. And it's James and Ali. And I love James trying to convince himself and everyone around him that he's a gentleman because they walk up the place and he basically pushes Ali over to be like, I got the door! Oh, I got it! She's like pulling twigs out of her hair like, thanks! Hi, we have a tarot card reading for today.

They're like, wonderful. OK, so then we meet Leo, who's like my favorite flake of the season. Yes. I feel like Leo is Brett's tarot card reading brother. He's like, welcome. Please make yourself comfortable. I'm not just a card reader.

I'm an Oracle card reader. Yeah. He's an Oracle. You can't just reinvent fucking card reading. That shit's been around for at least since I was in the eighth grade getting paid to do it, bitch. OK, you don't just get to make up your own card reading. He's an Oracle and trying to make spoons, bending stuff.

So James is like Today was Ali's idea. She talked about astrology all the time My goal is to be a full-time Strolager and then she looks directly into the camera She's like and do readings for a living. Yeah. Well, good luck with your 12 years of medical school and residency that'll take to be the astrologer.

Especially the Oracle kind. So, and an extra four years for that one. So, I go to Spencer's and get a tarot card deck. Uh-huh. So, James is like, yeah, she's good. She's good. She's read my birth chart. For every time she's read it, it's different.

But, yes. She's really good at it. Yeah. His Venus is in the first house in a Sagittarius, so he's just like a lover and he's fiery. And for some reason, he loves to show his love by throwing paper towel rolls at your head. It's like in the stars.

And mine is Aquarius in the fifth house of secrets. I'm all about like closed doors. He just opened it for you. Is that why he's so intense on making sure he gets the door open? He's like, man, no closed doors today. My quarry is rising in the fit-out sub-secrets. So Leo starts the reading. And I love Leo's.

I love the way Leo reads it. Okay. Leo reads like this I don't want it. I don't want to hear sorry people at home if you hear that he's like Top cards cards cards His Leo cards Let me in car hey. Hey, cards. You like pizza?

Yeah, you want to fuck a pizza, can I? It's like Leo. Who got these cards wet? So it's like, it's like spirit, spirit move me. Where would you have me go? Situation, challenge, the best course of action. Thank you. That's my other thing. All right, love this, love this.

OK, so in terms of situation, the nine of cups represents water and water represents emotions and the heart. And James was like, oh, right. So it represents gorgeousness because she's called it just my- I'm in the, my, the 12th House of Secrets, the Doris Close, James, the Doris Close. Hi, the security system is engaged.

So James is like, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the night I've cups. OK cups represents what? I learned from that time. I can control my drinking now. Not a big deal. Not a cup. Trying to shame you stupid fat night. Okay, sir. Just trying to redo a reading on you.

That's all. So the aid of pentacles is the card of mastery, okay? So when you come together, that gives birth to a new aura, okay? Eight of Pumped Teenies. Did you say Eight of Pumped Teenies? A aura, okay. That's like a twin flame union. And Alie goes, that's amazing.

He's like, I've never heard the word twin flame. I thought Alie used it. Alie used the I've never heard the word twin flame. Can Ali use that? Ali use old ones. We're saying twin flame. Twin flame. So a little bit of history on the term. Megan Fox and like machine gun Kelly said it. So it's like a popular term now.

So like, I guess we're like on trend with the twin flame thing and whatever. I like to keep one of my flames behind my door and the other flame in the third house of Capricorn. But I don't know. I'm just trying to just follow trendsetters. It's fucking weirdo this guy, OK? So then we all stop detaching her.

And so Leo's like, oh gosh, more cups. This is the card of walking away from something that doesn't serve you. Ali, what the fuck do you study this? Run! Run for his prize! It literally describes Jan. He, Leo, literally goes, oh, this card is from walking away

from something that does not serve you. I mean, he's no longer a bus boy. He literally does not serve you anymore. Ali's like, well, Jay, Ali goes, yeah, I think that's because his ex is in his friend's group and so we're around her a lot. And James is like, oh yeah, friend's group show him on up to man night with babies, right?

Not letting me see me jog, right? Who's got a kabob stick in its head? No one's explaining that to me yet. Yeah, I'm not an expert on guys night, but I do know that the main rule is no girlfriends allowed. No current ones, no past ones, no past ones with their current girlfriends, no friends with, I wanna be in a strawager.

I was like, that was a lot for Ali to say. I'm glad she got it out. Okay girl, let's get back to the cards now. So here's one, this is a reflection, like Christina Aguilera loved her. Like, I am like finally ready. Like, even though I put so much effort here, I'm willing to walk away from them.

That's what the card is saying. And Jim's just like, wow, I didn't listen to any of that, but that sounds absolutely amazing. Commissions, here comes one right now. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2, starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. Now listen, it's been a long time since I've read cards, okay, it's been since like junior high. But if I saw that many cups in one reading, number one, stop drinking, that's a lot of cups.

A lot of cups. Number two, you're gonna be seeing a lot of dirty cups soon because pressing plain Apple music isn't gonna be a long-term job. Okay, that's just my opinion. All these years later. Haslays. Passing the cups.

So now, let's go over to pump restaurant. Oh, Lee. Nice of anapot. Oh. Hello, pump, hello, bus boys. Hello, hostess. Hello, stand in DJ Sam, who never gets any attention because it all goes to James during filming season. Hello, Max the bus boys slash manager

at TomTomTom. Hello! We've decided to do something new at Pump. Now, when we hire people, we'll name them after the things that we want them to do. MMO, get over here. MMO, darling. MMO, everyone, you should remember. How are your children, darling? What was it post and it? Darling, adorable. Tell them, I said hello. So she's meeting Sam, Sam.

She's meeting Tom, Tom and Tom. Tom and Tom. To talk about their business, I need to know what you've decided. Have you decided to give me your voices and return? For your ownership money and jump jump. Mendo used to be called something else, but now I own him. So, I don't know, there was literally a guy named Memo there. Memo get me a fizzy water with lime. So the guy, the Tom's sit down and Tom's stand of all is like, all right dude, I'm serious,

so I'm gonna sit like this for the whole scene. It's so serious what's going on. And he's like, can't believe it, dude. And he just soap opera eyes. Where he's like kind of doing that squint he does. And he's like raising one eyebrow like, oh yeah, we're gonna talk about business right now, bro. Yeah. Like, please, I'm really appreciate it but we love you and can't talk and move my Lisa. We can't do it Lisa, we need to see this thing through.

Lisa, I mean we love the idea of you taking over and helping but we're just not comfortable being committed to just one person if you know what I'm saying It's always gonna be too So do you have enough money to open they're like no how much do you need? 10,000 A little bit more a little higher $20,000. A little bit more. A little higher.

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A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. A little higher. It's like so talented, but he's never run a kitchen before. Like, but we have in the lease, you don't own the liquor license and you don't have a chef who's worked in a kitchen before. What the fuck are you two doing? But we have an amazing staff.

They are so good. Unfortunately, they're all iguanas, but we're training them. And they're really good about walking around the drinks and soon they'll deliver them to people. It's so good. You're making me nervous. You're born fortunate, sir. Are you sure there's nothing I can do. Open now, just open now.

Well, no, we can't Lisa, we can't open now, because she has got a wedding, and then we have to go to a wedding, and then come back, and so that means you have to wait another month after a wedding, that's the rule. Shortest like, oh, well, I mean, I would bow out, if like, bow wow, bow wow, did you say bow wow bow wow, like the dogs, did you bring, what are you trying to break me make me a broken bird it doesn't work that way. So it's a new day and we see sand of all in And then we go over to the next one. And then we go over to the next one. And then we go over to the

next one. And then we go over to the next one. And then we go over to the next one. And then we go over to the next one. And then we go over to the next one. and he goes, they love you too. I'm like, well, at least one thing doesn't this scene. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we go over to an all-time classic. Shno shang. So Sina is at her apartment with Brock, and we just see a big white board with stuff written down and check marks.

And she goes, yeah, last night we missed our data review, Brock, we need to check in with each other. We didn't get a check on checking on with each other. If we don't get a check on checking in with each other, how can we even get checked? This is what the whiteboard to do list is. I'm not making this sit up. He wrote this down. I didn't write it down.

This is me writing a list because we all know I don't do shit. I watch Bravo, I talk to Ben. That's it, okay? Yeah. That's all I do. Occasional hungards. I don't know anybody. I'm not fucking anybody.

I have no aspirations, inspiration. I do nothing. But I still have a long-ass to-do list that's like Wake up Stretch you know, I'm like an apple watch. I'm like the most basic. Okay, so this is this is her list make bed 4 checks they Walk slash gym. Three checks. Three checks.

One minute kiss. Three checks. One minute kiss. Your time starts now. Mama, mama, mama, mama. Your tensile stand hands up. That's hard. Check. Work window hard, check. Work window, three checks.

Yeah, work, what work? They're just, she just mean like look out the window. They leave review. Two checks. What is it here? Do they have like a newscast out there living room like when I was a kid? Welcome to the Sheenah newscast. And then under it says, calm mom, no checks.

Fuck off, Sheenah. Seriously? No. Your mother literally raises your child with you. Okay, call her. Oh wait, no, that's La La's mom who's around mostly, right? I'm not criticizing him.

No, she knows mom. They're both there, right? Sheenah and La La's moms. They're, yeah, it's just sort of like a mix of mothers who come in out of this show. A lot of moms. So Brock is like, well, the goal, the goal, I mean, what's brush your teeth doing on this list? Because there's brush your teeth.

And that had three checks, which I was, I mean, you made your bed four times with a brush your teeth three. Yeah. Just don't write it down, you know what I mean, you made your bed four times to the brush your teeth three. Yeah. Just don't write it down, you know what I mean? You don't have to confess every fucking thing. Well, we did kiss earlier today, so that's half a tick right there. Do we have something on there for filming you while you climb up a fake mountain? That's a check.

Block it. Block it is missing the chat. Are you blocking me right now? So then they show even more of this list. Brush your teeth, run two miles. Ice bath. Chick, chick. Read 10 pages.

LOL. That's a good one. They're just reading the back of canned items in their pantry. Hi, Shrinath, did you read this one? This one is a real page tuner. It's called chickpeas. Brackfest. You don't write down a breakfast.

Sometimes I forget, I live a busy life. Meditated breath. Oh my god. So she's like, okay, you did the brush to teeth one. So I don't forget that one. We didn't do the kiss. I'll say the kiss. Well done.

That was good. I was good. I was coming up and I'm so excited. My first wedding, I was totally was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I was good. I denial, but I'm still trying to convince everyone everyone thinks it's gonna be fine So we also see a flashback. What did new warm everyone's hearts the flashback to her wedding? And I was she know is she and she's like You're you're stuck with me and he's like He like realized Good He like realized. Ah, but thought the good thing, because I was like, no, I did not get warm and fuzzy feelings.

We've all seen our friends make mistakes, and I know I said at that time, that's a fucking mistake. What the hell are you doing? So at least she caught it though. You have to add it to the women on this show. They catch it. They're like, you know what? I made a mistake, and I'm going to fix this shit right now. Or repeat it. They're like, you know what? I made a mistake and I'm going to fix this shit right now.

Or repeat it. Ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring. Hello. Who could it be? Oh. It's Jamie! That is like one of my nightmares. I just didn't write down a scene.

You know? Oh shit. This is me and Roddy backstage. Oh, when Jamie called, that was so fun. And we have to do a whole thing when Jamie called. It's like, ring, ring. What? What?

You know why? Because I didn't write a fucking list. So there you go. Check. So let me see. Hold on, let me scroll now because I was so proud of this cast for standing up for themselves

against the shit headman that I got lost. Okay, so yeah, but now going into this wedding is just pure joy and excitement and feelings of love. And this is it, this is my forever. Ring ring, hold on, it's Jamie. Jamie, what's going on? What could possibly be happening right now? Wait, what?

What? What? There's no lie, it's sold on? What could possibly be happening right now? Wait. What? Wait, what? What? There's no lie. There's no lie. It's sold out. What? What? There's no lie. It's sold out. What? There's no lie. It's sold out. What? There's no lie. It's sold out. What? There's no lie. It's sold out. What? There's no lie. It's sold out. What?

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Are you vlogging me right now? Vlog me right now. Hold on. I'm gonna text Shelby. Shelby, I cannot. That's my pride for you. Hold on, I got you. That's important.

That's important. Okay. All right, Shunna, what you're gonna do? The hotel burned down and Jamie has no ittle say. What are you going to do? I'm going to do a leave, and he knows this area from down my line. And I don't know where my husband is going to stand. There he is.

Or in the Katie house, or in the room, in Katie's not going to come. Maybe Katie's going to give her rooms in my broadsmaid. He's going to my wedding. Shit. I forgot to press record. How fucking she knows that. Well, just let Katie know it's been real difficult weekend, the results sold out. Just plain nice about it, it's Katie!

What could go wrong? Well, obviously we're not talking, so she won't return my calls right now. But you know what, there's something I can do myself. Maybe I pull the angry bright card. Maybe I call someone at like TSA and put her on stage, you know, find this. That escalated quickly in the options. Maybe I turn her into the FBI. We do have an FBI agent here. So, uh...

That shit's so funny. Brock goes, listen, you know what? Just be extra nice and just tell Katie you'll give the money back, I'm sure it'll work out. Yeah, I'm sure that will work out. So then we get a close-up of things to come. The mid-season trailer, I would say. Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! A cat choking to death and barfing a bear bomb. Like... It's like, you know when dogs know about earthquakes, I think cats can smell infidelity. You play that backwards, it's like it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your Tom is? So Ariane is like, oh my god, Kitty Kitty, scared me, it's just a hair ball.

It's also the sound of Katie coming through your front door, because that's what happens next. So, Katie comes in. It's also, it's just like hair ball is what they said to tease Jacks being on what happens live. So they start talking about their business. So I call my god, our sandwich business, we really need to get this moving.

What about getting a place? And Arianna's like, we don't have a location, but we do have a mood board. I love that. We don't have, we don't have a location, we don't have money, we don't have a plan, but we do have a mood board. It's so delicious.

It's like, here's our dream catcher. So they have someone come over who's named Sabina. She's a business consultant. And she's like, so what's your mission? OK, talkers, guys. Shh, calm it down. Sorry, man. Let's just take a moment.

Let's go over our star signs and our star charts. Otherwise, you were all born as quiet. OK. Lisa will come for your voice next. Yeah. So they're like, Katie, what's your mission statement? And she's like, there's so many guys how much place is.

Like, it's ridiculous. There's Uncle Pauli's, Jimmy John's, Jersey mics, you know, which is true. I've never really thought of that, you know. It is, it's true. So, Sabina's... I think it's carbs. Do you think that's what it is? I know, me too. Well, Sabina's like, listen guys, you need to make it personal. Okay, put your personality into this business. Okay, like what are some sandwiches that you have? Can you inject your personality into some of these

sandwiches? I've got one. You never take my side. It can just be one piece of bread with some some stuff on it. Oh, we have another idea for one. It's called the Starter Pony Club. It's basically a sandwich that everyone gets a taste of, but no one ever actually orders. We have some free samples. Um, B.J.'s for PBJs.

The Stassi sub. Oh, it's no longer on our menu, sorry. I've got one. The rotten, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Jacks. They really should make some personal Vanderpuff whole sandwiches. I would love a rotten helmet. That sounds great.

You're never on my side. There's just no bread. It just doesn't come with potato chips. It literally has no side. It's a bowl. All right, so it's dinner time. It's busy, busy. So we see Rick Helm. Rick Helm will only film by the little squirrel machine that you log in at at That's the only place he ever sees that little bar by this girl missing They're like Rick out check in and she's like hi here on the computer Rick out Just let's just keep the Rick out set up by the computer, okay? Well, that's where her USB plug and is she just like

I'm not wireless yet. They're loading her updates So she's standing there and James is walking by just hey James I'm not wireless yet. Darrym loading her updates. So she's standing there and James is walking by. Just, hey James. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Mom. What? Even though it's been like three days, I just noticed you left the Mondrian early, and I wanted to check in and make sure you're OK. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. You know what I'm saying? My girlfriend wasn't there, and I don't want to ever make her feel uncomfortable in that sense, you know what I mean? OK, but because you know, we're going to be around each other.

In instances where Ali won't be around, and I don't know if she's going to the pool party at Tom Sandivall's pool party. Did you know about that? I'm talking about pool party. I didn't know about a pool party. Are you talking about some pool party boobs? Who's going to this pool party?

Oh, guess what? You're invited. Tom Sandivall told me that I could invite you. Yeah. He said, he said, whoever wears this lightning bolt necklace Tom Sand have all told me that I could invite you. He said, whoever wears this lightning bolt necklace gets to invite people. That was not weird. Now they think they can just kick me out and bring Rick Linn. I'm James fucking Kennedy.

I've been the life of this fucking party for eight fucking years. This is bullshit. I once went sober by eating ice cream. You can't do this to me. And I am telling you, you're going to love me. You stupid fast-knots. So now- Just slowly just starting to break down.

It's so good. I know. He's on this whole weird, separate, like, journey that, like, no one's paying attention to. Like, you forgot about me! Don't forget about us! So now we go to Tom Tom and Katie and Ariana take a seat and they order some drinks and then Lisa sits down next to them.

And they're like, wow, Lisa, you look sexy. She's like, oh, this, no, I've been in distress and in the morning I'm just impossibly sexy at all times, that's all. I'm not saying I get my looks from stealing people's souls, but let's just say Logan's new name is, person carrying tray, get over here. I'm so proud of you for getting ready to make

an offer to sign a lease on the little sandwich shop down the street. I just can't help but remember when they were children and it cuts back to this castus shoulder and they're like, hey you fucked my boyfriend. No, I did fucking that, fuck you, slut. You're a fucking stupid slut. I was like, aww. Yeah. And they were all in first grade. It was so weird. Have you ever seen a baby holding a pump teeny? It was wild.

It was wild time. So, Lisa's like, oh, I almost wished I'm in time. And come to me sooner. We could have shown them clarity. Now it's a little too late for them, but you, you are fresh and young. You like sandwiches. It's like when you take two goat cheese balls and put a piece of ham in between it.

Love this concept. So surely you're both going to Sheena's wedding. And Katie's like, I'm not going. I paid a thousand. She's like, I'm not going to the wedding, but I both going to Sheena's wedding. And Katie's like, I'm not going. I paid $1,000. She's like, I'm not going to the wedding, but I'm going to Mexico. I paid $1,000 for that hotel room. But last time I checked, Mexico's a big place.

So who cares? Amen. And you know what? I have to say, spoiler alert, because this is odd. Team Katie on this one, man. Yeah. Yeah. spoiler alert because this is odd. Team Katie on this one, man. You disinvite me to your wedding and don't give me my money back. Enjoy the hell I'm about to rain down on your fucking wedding, lady. Wait, didn't, but didn't Katie disinvite

herself? Didn't Katie say I'm not going to your wedding. I seem to remember it happened at a very sacred place called the Canon Club. Didn't she just say like you're a dumb bitch for a hooking up, trying to hook Swartz up? Did she actually say, I'm not going to your wedding? See that? All right, my opinions changed. God, you see see I am trying. This is like Rashomon. This is like wow. All right, sorry, take that off the Katie board.

Yeah, you suck. What the hell, you're going to show up at somebody's wedding and act like an asshole from a balcony. No refunds, you break it, you buy it suck. Okay, so she's, so Katie is like, yeah, I'm gonna bring Christina Kelly. We're gonna have our girls weekend because we had so much fun at Lake Havis to do things like going out a little bit. So I was like, she's like, there may be a problem with that, but because they're at capacity for the hotel. But I think Jamie, the bridesmaid is having an issue, like she can't get to the hotel or something. Who said all of this?

Who said all of this? Sounds like a bunch of gopalti gopalti, waltzili, vatili, bootili, and tuk-hili. She's about to turn into a Mary Pop in song. Oh, Shina must have said with Shina. And Katie just has her Katie scorned face. She's like, yeah. So she's like, sorry, Shina. Your bridesmaid didn't book her room

when Shina was bullying the rest of us to do it. That's not my problem. Yeah. Yeah. Which is also true. Hey, there is no Mexican resort. It's like, oh, you're having a wedding here? No. A bridesmaid can't stay in another person through it. It is also true. Hey, there is no Mexican resort. It's like, oh, you're having a wedding here? No.

Abrides made camp stay in another person's room. It is a lunch. What is this plot? Well, I was also wondering to be honest. Like, in all fairness, if I were like, if I had a room and someone said, hey, I'll pay you out. I'm sorry, my bride's made. I'll pay.

You can go to another hotel. I'll be like, you know, you'd be a manche. You'd be a manche and you'd do it. But then I was like, why is Katie so beholden to this? And then Ariana goes, oh, well, it has something to do with an all-inclusive food and beverage. She's like, oh, well, there's all-inclusive food and beverage. I don't know if I'm going so quickly.

Right, because she and her is having that, because it's her wedding at an all-inclusive resort, which is pretty smart. You know, it's like bargains. And I get it. Everyone gets a crop top, all-inclusive. But at the same time, if you're having a wedding in Mexico, you should probably buy all the rooms for your wedding party and then tell them to pay you back or something, like this seems crazy, but I don't know. This is the list maker, okay? I'm too into this, I'm so sorry. I'm like who pays for all inclusive?

That foods disgusting. I am a man. I am surprisingly invested in this hotel room drama. I'm not gonna lie, I'm into it. So now let's go to the party. It's time for the big party that James was barely invited to. So people are arriving, Matt the bartender,

who coined the term, the Schwarzeneder. I love that guys. Let's make a catch on. He's there just, he's trying so hard. He's like just shaking his thing in the background. Like, hey guys, I'm Matt. I'm basically just, I'm part of the crew. I'm part of the crew.

So I'm bottled up in the air and stuff. And Schwarzenegger is like, bro, Santavar, are you pulling up the phone gun? He's like, you can't be at a blue party house with no phone, bro. Come on, let me give you some. He's like, chew chewing it into his mouth. He's like, brrr, brrr, brrr. Well, I don't need for honor.

So, Shina walks in at the most. Shina way possible. Knock, knock! Hi, you look so cute. Oh my god, I love your hair. It was so wonderful. Do you hear about Jamie? She might not even have a hotel room. Yeah, it's crazy.

She's going to have to stay in Cuba. It's weird. We're getting raffed. It's scary. By the way, Katie is a terrorist. So everyone be careful. If you want to tell authorities, you can do that. So something says something.

Her name rhymes with Katie and Katie rhymes with Katie, okay? Just say. When they say Katie, not the country, but like the emotion. Yeah, all I'm saying is check her vest. So... Because it's out of season. If she comes in a rolling lumpy hat, she's probably carrying cocaine in there. She'll have to say. If she comes in a really lumpy hat, she's probably carrying cocaine in there. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying she's known to smuggle small reptiles into other countries. So she's talking to Rick Owl, right? I mean, look at Rick Owl. Rick Owl is like what you do when you're single. And I'm like how you go to a pole party when you're a mom. I'm like you're in a fucking bikini. Like what are you talking about? You look hot as hell. Shut up, Cena. She's like, I'm just like you guys. I'm like, no, you're not. No, ma'am, no, you're not.

So I look like I've had more children than you. How dare you even talk like that. So Brock walks in with like an alternate version of Tom Schwartz who has abs. Tom Schwartz fucking wishes. This guy does not look like Tom Schwartz. I'm sorry. I thought he did.

I thought he did. I thought it was just like a tall, really hot part. He's so hot, I was like, are his abs painted on? That's how I spent this scene. I was like, are they rubbing off? So then Schwartz is like, oh, oh, you know how people thought Rekon, I made it at Coachella? Who is this guy?

I'm like, you can't come up with a cover story for your fake cover story for Tom's Handable. It doesn't go two times away. It doesn't work that way. And Bro, I'm so high, shwooled, it's your twin. And this Joey guy's like, shit, he feels like I'm looking in a mirror. Yeah, handsom son of a bitch.

It's like, you're a demigod. So, Shina, now a very important moment. Gina goes up to Raquel. Very serious, she goes, my forehead's starting to move. Do I get more before the wedding? It's not on my checklist and I'm a little scared. We've all been there. That's hard to time that Botox sit, man.

It takes two weeks to work and you don't know how deformed you're going to be if they miss a spot, OK? God forbid she shows emotion at her wedding, you know? Well, Sina was the one last week who gave the Botox cry that I was cracking up at, because it's, oh, no, it was in this week in the midseason trailer when she's crying in the bucket hat. And she's trying to cry, but she has the Botox cry,

and it's just like this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So, um, the moment we all have been waiting for, Katie shows up in a brown beret for some reason to a pool party.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And Schwartz. See, Schwartz is an asshole. Like, don't forget that Schw shorts is an asshole. Like don't forget that shorts is an asshole. He's an asshole. Don't let the scandival distract you. So she walks up and he goes up. Don't let the stront distract you from what a prick shorts is. That's true, yeah.

So she's like, hi. And he's like, oh, is that you? Oh, did you do like a pickle back before you got here? She's like, I don't smell like pickles, Tom. And he's like, I smell pickles though. Like pickles and pork rinds, like a smelly, it's coming from me. Someone look under her beret, I think there's a lizard in there. It's from Guatemala, arrest her.

So awkward. And Katie's just like already miserable. By the way, she's dressed like an antill as well. So it's not helping. Did you say an antill? Oh, she dressed like an antill. It's not going well for her already. And then Matt, the new guy tries to help her and goes, pickles are delicious.

And sure, it's goes, yeah, yeah, they are delicious. And he gives Katie a drink and Katie tells Matt, the new guy, she goes, oh my God, I love the strong this drink. I was like, is this a new kind of flirting? Matt and Katie, now that's true love for Katie. It's like, you don't smell like pickles. Here's a benty straw. It's like, that's it.

She's married. Matt and Katie, I'm calling it. Matt and Katie are gonna go all the way. So Lala, Lala goes up to Shina. I was like, hey Shisha, you excited for the wedding? She's like, yeah, yeah you know like there is is that gasoline and rotten eggs oh it's Katie never mind never mind yeah the hotel is completely sold out like one of my bridesmaids doesn't even have a

room now and I'm gonna have to have a talk with Katie like am I gonna get a negative energy there because I don't want her standing on her balcony judging me or on Instagram with Christina Kelly making fun of my dress and my way and then the editing that's not yet. And then she says you know what am I first wanting there really mean girls stotsie and Christina Kelly were making fun of my dress and my makeup and then it cuts to she and I'm just a stasi going. This is the ugliest, effing wedding dress.

I've seen in my entire life. It's like a scanky girl's quincey era. Oh my god. Died. So she looks like, I mean, I don't know if it's the same Christina mean girl follower if she's grown into her own, but Christina is still hanging out with Katie Maloney. So I think that's all.

All right, says it all. So, Bob, I was like, well, I want to talk, okay? I do not think I can forgive Sprakow's for what she said to me. I can't have weak legs. What's that fucking mean? You know, I was thinking game shows now. She...she...she... You are the weakest links.

Goodbye. You're so... Other weakest links. So she is like, um, while you know what they're like, she's built like so much confidence this year. Oh, but it's such a PC answer. How's that a PC answer? Yeah, thank you for not offending minorities with that answer, but I will not stand for

that. I respect that, but I'm going to decline that. You weren't just offered a plate of mushy peas or something, and can't send it back to the kitchen. If you weren't just like offered like a plate of mushy peas or something and send it can't send it back to the kitchen This is about a comment she made about me being a mistress which is ridiculous because all I did was sleep with James Well, he was someone else and sleep with Rand while he was with someone else. So it's a totally outlandish comment to make So she felt comfortable saying that to me because she sees me as a home wrecker not to me because she sees me as a home wrecker. I see you as a culture appropriating black sense batting shallow mean girl. Is that my bad for seeing it? Is that my bad for seeing

it or is it your bad for being it? So then she's like, and I've been labeled a mistress, and I have your back when it comes to that. And you're a mistress to you, Sheena. You're a mistress too. It's like catch up, getting mad at the 57 on its bottle. Like, what are you yelling at? Well, what if it's hunts, okay? No, I'm sorry, could be hunts ketchup.

So she- Labels are there for a reason. It's how we don't drink poison or just walk into the streets. So she is like, she's like, it's like wearing a scarlet letter on a crop top. So then, I mean, the editors were like, you know what? Let's just get the fans what they want. We get a flashback of all the flashbacks.

So we go back to the opening scene of all of Vanderbump rules. First scene ever. She and I sitting there with Brandon Glandal as they segue out of Beverly Hills into Vanderbump rules. Yes. I'm so like, I mean, I was hurt too by sleeping with your husband. I mean, like, this guy makes me fall for him

and then I find out he has a wife like Brandy just like you know, I don't care. I mean look at where you are in your life and where I and I'm in such a better place I will let's take a look at that. Let's take a look at that So Sheena's on an extremely highly rated show on a network that you were on for two, three years, and you've been canceled. Again, for it's actually assaulting Caroline Manzo. Caroline Manzo.

Caroline Manzo. Yeah, you sunk your battleship on Caroline Manzo. Just when you think shit with Brandy can't get any crazier, she sexually assaults Caroline Motherfucking Manso. She guys, it was just like hard to revisit that. You don't know how hard it was for me to be making love with a super, super hot, famous soap guy. And then to find out, He doesn't love me.

So, look, look, El. Sorry, that's Lala and Rick El's couple name, Leckel. She's like, if you're gonna be a troll, I'm gonna fuck you, treat you back a troll bitch. You better back up off the stuff, I'm gonna fuck you, crap, fuck you bitch. All right, well, okay. Well, all right, calm down. And Rick El sees her going off

and just like rolls her eyes and size. So now it's like party, party, party. So then we see, I think this is a new gate. This is a new gate to me. Brad. This is Rikels' gate, Brad. I think it's... And Ariana's gate, actually.

I think Ariana has a pretty deep roster of gates, actually. Good on her. But either way, he's... Go say nice. But he's not the type, because he's basically me. He's like a big guy, like a big bald guy going, yes. Oh, yes. And so Tom, he hugs Rick Kelly.

He's like, oh, hey girl. And he goes, oh my god, your spray time I think is coming off on me. And then Sam and I was like, oh, that could be my spray time. But who's body did it come off of? That explains why he has a spray tan A on his shirt. They just start panning around this party. Peter's got like a big orange spot on his forehead. Swords got one on his wrists.

Oliver, jobs by with a little bit of that spray tam on his neck. It's like Carmen San Diego and you see like the footsteps. Follow this spray tam. It's like Rekel's crime scenes. So James goes up to Shina. He's like, Shina, for the actual wedding, how long does it have to be away from Ali? Okay, I want to tell you what the plan is.

Okay, so she feels more confident. If I'm away from her too long, what if does it have to be away from Ali? Okay, I want to tell her what the plan is, okay? So she feels more confident. If I'm away from her too long, what if she eats something? What if she becomes fat? What if she becomes a fat slut? What, what happens if a cat become, gets out of her aquariums? And a third house becomes a 3,000 mil. How see each other become one big fat house? I got to do it, I got to be a whirly woman.

Whirly woman. I've seen this like, don't worry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sure you can let your people's dates come in and have a talkito at your fucking rehearsal dinner. No, no. Who does this? The resort ran out of folding chairs.

Katie has the last one. I'm sorry. Katie has the last talkito. I was talking her straw hat. Katie stole a chaffer, and now there's one last option at the buffet. I'm terribly sorry. Well, I feel like this friendship's just backing me up

onto the edge of a cliff. Where I'm being edged out, Rikail's taking my place. And it says Rikail going, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like she looks, she doesn't know what she's laughing at really, she's just kind of looking around laughing casually. And first, I don't get invited to the pool party right away, then second, Shayna won't invite me to the wedding, they all get to decide who's hot and who's not this friendship, and it's honestly embarrassing. So she is like, yeah, she's like, I don't worry about it.

Like a lot of people aren't coming to their wedding itself. You'll be totally fine. So I wasn't excluded. I wasn't excluded. Oh, girl, thank God. Thank God. OK, let's say. Yeah, actually, because so I wasn't excluded more than anyone else.

And she goes, now. So Lala is me while elsewhere. Lala is like, hey, guys,, are we gonna go out after this? Cause the Don wants to meet up. Yeah, do you ever get to see its honeycomb? It's real hot. Oh my God, I just squirted all over this table. Yeah, I love that.

The Don call, it's basically like a Frank Sinatra song playing in Las Vegas. The fountain's about to spurt bitches. Yeah, guess what? He's doing a show in DC called The Don and Friends. I can't wait to go. It's like, oh, you got confused with Karen Euger. That's La Don. Sorry. And she's like, but I can't go home because my mom's there with the babies. And Christine is like, well, then why don't you just stay at Katie's maybe? Because Katie has an extra room. And she's like, no, I spray all over that room.

Oh. Yeah, you ever see Slime or Ghost Busters? Well, welcome to Squirty from Vatch Busters. That's me. Vatch Busters. So. I can't all be winners. So then we go back to Brad. Okay, so you be Brad, okay? Okay, so he's taking Rick. I was like take pictures of me. Okay, so this is her

I'll take a picture. I'll take pictures of you. I'll take pictures of you. Yes, Queen. Yes, Queen. Yeah, Queen. Yeah, yeah, Queen. Do it, Queen. All right, Queen. Do it. Do it. Yes, yes. She's giving fashion. She's giving style. She's given spray town. Yes, Queen.

Yes, she's given surfboard. She's given Beyonce doing a music video for Renaissance bitch Queen. Yeah, that was in beauty pageants. I can't believe Raquel came in 15. Who was a thaw? She's so natural. So then James is, he's like, oh, guess what? Laugh her. Guess what?

So Raquel came to the sky bar and she was bragging about how she put you in your place. She was all, oh, I put her in a place and cha-cha-cha, like that. Ha! Cha-cha-cha. Because she's an idiot, obviously. And then it cuts to Lala still model walking. It's like model walking all awkwardly. Yes!

And Lala's like watching Raquel try to create hot. It's mesmerizing. And Lala's like watching Rick Hell try to create hot. It's mesmerizing. Sir, Rick Hell is now telling her side to Sheena. She's like, I was just telling Joey the fake Schwartz. How Christina Callie was making fun of my Galaxy Lies. It's like, Lala, I don't know if you're jealous, but it says annoying as fuck.

Get your own Galaxy light, bitch. Shhh. Joey walks by with like a yellow splotch on his cheek. Uh-huh. Ha-ha-ha. Seeing this like, oh yeah, I'm sure you just told me that she's weak. She just told me that. I actually think you're really weak.

She goes, oh yeah, well, I think Lala's pathetic, because like obviously I'm not like weak I'm not like a weak bitch. I agree. I agree. So this is all building up to Rekel's big like I'm a bitch now. It's just like it's not you know. So Lala is like yeah well I don't give a fuck what she thinks about me. And Ariana is trying to make the peace you know.

She's like come on guys just talk like I don's trying to make the piece, you know. She said, come on guys, just talk. Like, I don't want any more of this fighting, you know? Yeah, she's cool. Once again, the only mature person is Ariana. And actually, Ariana's like, she's like, you guys, if I were still there, would you guys have made fun of me? If I brought a galaxy, they're like, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. No, no, no. I'm not like, no, no, no, absolutely not.

No, no, no. I thought we'd go, yeah, we all loved it. That was a fucking point. We loved it. We loved it. It was great. And it's a clip of Kristina being like, she has a galaxy bite. Now, it is.

Is she coming like fucking cereal, tell me tonight? Starlight. So Ariana's telling us, she's like, it's really hard for me to wrap my mind around, like the fact that Rekel's going around fighting with people and acting crazy. I mean, I would think that Kristin and Katie and Lala gave the Ming girl treatment to Rekel, like they've given to other people in the past. She took away the everyone, but you know but you saw that in her eyes. She's right. She just doesn't see what's coming. Unfortunately, none of us do.

What we do now. So now we're like hitter. No, hitter. So they're all kind of in the kitchen now. And Ariana's like, look, I'm not down with the mistress comment. But I do think that there's some unresolved issues between Lala and Raquel and James. We moved on. What's the big fucking deal?

We moved on. When did you move on? You told her five minutes ago you fucked James. I mean, I don't want to see that. So Lala, would you be cool if Raquel is saying right now in the reunion, get over it, Lala. I've moved on. She would not. Thank you.

Thank you for the one person who supported me. Katie's like that girl needs to get her head checked. Ma'am, you need to get your head checked. You're wearing don't wear wicker on your head. Get a check. So wear an ant hill on your head. So, Sandeball. Oh, girl. So, Sandeball. Oh, go! There you go. Now, Sandeball is dressed like a cult leader from the 70s.

He's in some weird, horizontal stripe, pejont-flowy pajamas. Like, except you couldn't even drink the coolade because he's still making it with a foam on the back. So, Sandeball's like, he's like, Katie, dude, here's the thing with you. If someone don't have your exact perspective, dude, there's somehow wrong.

And Ariane is like, Tom, I'm walking away because I'm not gonna do this, like, Tom yells at the women thing today, okay? And just, yes. And Katie is like, I mean, we had, like, everything's been fine. Like, I had Whiplash and I'm like, am I having a fever dream with her? I mean, that's why I'm sinking her head check. Cause like, I thought everything was fine.

Like, we were all on the same page. It's not just me. So Rick Elwak's up hearing them, obviously, right? And she's like, hi, Monica, are you here to partake in the conversation? I was actually trying to figure out what that weird smell was. Did someone take their shoes off? Not now, not now.

So she's like, okay, Rickel, you wanna say something? Put a thought together, I know you can do it, bitch. And Logan just goes, stop. Cause also, we saw Logan in an earlier scene waiting on them, and he's like, hi guys. Meanwhile, he was doing this weird hand thing. He's like, hi everybody. How are we doing tonight?

What would you like to drink? Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump is at Villarosa watching on TV going, Logan now say hi. Now say stop. She controls him. Jesus, Katie, just fucking stop. Oh. Oh.

Why can't you see the fucking bully water for no reason, for no reason, to try to flex your power, bro. We needn't to try to flex your power, bro! We're chaos like, because Lala slept with James while we were together and Lala again is like, um, we've moved on from this, we have moved on. And I'm like watching this, my brain is melting, because I'm rooting for the person who's done the most fucked up thing right now in an argument where it's all turned around for me, I'm hurting.

I'm hurting the show gets you. And he's like, you moved on from it, she didn't move on, she just got this information. He's yelling and pointing in her face. I mean, it's just gross. Like, it's always been gross, it's much grosser in that outfit with that porn stash, and the lead singer of that cover band.

Yeah. It's just way grosser. So James is like, I think this is about something way too far and he's trying to pull Tom away And James is like, I mean, I've learned from my mistakes and the fact that they're still talking about it Like I don't care literally. You don't care, right? Like don't throw my name in there. Don't throw my name So it's all about James now. It's like how dare they bring me fucking Lala. So then he's like, I do it again. I do it. Put me in the time machine.

I'd fuck her again. So then we get a... Lala, you're a bully. You're fucking pathetic. I don't need this energy in my life. I learn my lesson with James life. I learned my lesson with James and I'm learning my lesson with you. If you guys are gonna be like little Chihuahua followers, like literally I'm done.

It's very empowering. It's like her big moment. James, I'm not proud of it. And everyone is like, okay, you guys have to squash this today. This is getting old, you know? And Rickah was like, you know what, Lala, we'll never be friends and we'll never see eye to eye. You know what?

You told me this, okay, and I'm bored. Where's the Don? I need to squirt on this party already for growing out loud. And Rick hug us yeah well you give off Bimbo mistress vibes and I cannot stand it and then she walks she walks off right and then she tells us she's like honestly I feel like I've leveled up on this girl's trip. Because a lot of my motivation in life has been to be liked by other people. So the fact that I'm facing a lot of can't. I'm loving this version of me. So then she dapped. She dapped. For those listening at home, she dapped.

She dapped. For those listening at home, she dapped. She dapped. Like she just scored a touchdown. It's like she took her galaxy projector and spiked it in the end zone. So she walks away and then Lala, Lala is clearly very upset by this, but she's trying to act like she's not, so she's laughing, she's like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, I mean her parting words were that I'm a bimbo, and then she goes, then there's this really weird reference because she goes, I mean, I haven't heard the word bimbo since Jessica, since his version of Duke's at the hazard. Yeah, when I was a kid.

I was like, uh, yeah, sure, we'll go without one and say, yeah, that's fine. Lala, you've never heard the term bimbo. Can you not hear from behind you? Because I'm sure it's been said plenty of times. So I'm sure Al Pacino said it when he was on set with you. At least once. Who's this?

So Lala's like, I need shots of water. Because I'm feeling myself. Yeah, I just said, Raquel, have it. It's like, you got beat by dumbass Raquel again, Lala. You got completely trampled by Lala again. I mean, you got yourself read by the words Bimbo Mistress. I don't know. So she is like, OK, now it's my turn.

Katie, like, want about this hotel issue? Like, OK, so you don't want to be in Mexico to support Brock, and I understand it. It's not refundable. I get it. If you still want to go on vacation, that's totally fine. I'm not just inviting you from that. I'm just saying, please go to a different resort

in a different country at a different time with other people. Thank you. I'm not just inviting you from going on your own vacation. Thanks, Tina. And Katie's like, well, I'm going to go to Mexico, and that's Christina's birthday weekend. So she's like, yeah, I'm not.

She can't come, Katie, because the resort is completely sold out. They won't let her come down. she's like, yeah, but she can't come Katie because the resort is completely sold out And I won't let her come on down. She's I called the resort and they're fine with that. She's oh Well, I don't like your energy there Katie. All right the negative energy. I don't want on a very special diet My life you're on Panther Pomp rules. Yeah, this show is built on negative energy, okay? Katie goes, it's a big resort. I just don't understand why you want to come. Okay, you've never saw Braddock Rossina's birthday before, because I want to go to Mexico. Well, then, say it, and if it was a resort, please,

I think you know. I'll remember you $1,000 right now, okay? So don't say it, it's about the body, because I'm fixing that right now, I'm getting out. And Katie just stare at her like, I'm wearing a straw hat and I've been told six times that I smell like pickles. You don't phase me, bitch.

So she and it just storms off, she's like, okay, we're gonna see about that. I'm telling Tom. So she runs outside and she's like, she's like, oh my God, dude, your ex-wife has put that on, I'm telling Tom. So she runs outside and she's like, oh my god, did your ex-wife put that on? I'm sorry. And she goes, what did she say exactly? I don't care.

I want to go to Mexico and I'm going. She's bringing your friend and she's having a vacation. And she doesn't give a fuck what I want. I don't want her editing around me at all. No, okay, okay. Listen, I'll tell her I'll get back together if she stays at a different resort. That'll work. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have to do something, words literally never said by Schwartz. I have to do something.

You didn't have to do something as a husband, but you have to do it as a Grimzman. Yeah. I mean, what kind of fucked up logic is that? Yeah. Yeah. It's like the first wedding you're gonna make any effort for. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So Brock's like, we at desk. We at desk. We had to see what's going on. And then, Ariana Bailey walks in there and is like, okay, Katie, what's like, we at desk, we at desk, man, to see what's going on. And then, Ariana Batsy walks in there and is like, okay, Katie, what's your price?

What's your price? Oh, well, we're going to Mexico and that's what we're gonna do, okay. And Christina's like, yeah, I mean, it's not like we're gonna be standing on a balcony with binoculars in our rogues, watching this and making fun of Shina. Two weeks later, on balconies and rogues, watching this and making fun of Shina.

Two weeks later, on balconies and rogues, like. They look stupid. That dress is ugly, but a bitch. So shorts is like, come on, come on, Baba, there's a solution. There's a resort next door. All you have to do is get wasted and stumble over there. And I never will wonder where you are. It'll be great.

Um, then tell their bridesmaid to go say that. And shorts is like, oh my god, Katie's stubbornness. It's my least favorite thing about art. Well, pickles. The pickle smells pretty bad. Pickles is up there. But this is objectively out of line. Okay, you're on the wrong here, 100% Katie, and she's like, no I'm not. I'm going on vacation. I already paid for it.

And so she's like running out. And Lala's like, the bottom line is Katie's going to Mexico, and she can say it whatever she wants to see, and the entire resort isn't there for she and it is sweating. And if she's focused on Katie's energy over the fact that she's getting married, then that's on hers. Lala's really empowered about this when two seconds ago, she was making people sign NDA is about who could hang out with who, but that's fine. I love Lala's energy when it's aimed appropriately. You know what I mean? Love it.

So Schwartz is now, now he's just being fully condescending to Katie now, right? He's like, you should be the bigger person. And Lala's like, yeah, Katie should focus on Katie, okay? So she's basically talking about this. And Ariana's like, okay, whatever, I tried, I gave up, this isn't going to work. So Katie is getting very upset now at Schwartz, because Schwartz is saying, asshole, things to her, like, you've got to stop being so emotionally entitled I don't even know what that means I mean I think it sounds accurate but I still don't know what it

means and even if she is she isn't titled to be emotional at this moment I think she bought the fucking ticket that's. That is like a people's court case. All right, who about the fucking ticket? All right, who about it? Who? Who? That's it. So Katie is like, how about I do whatever I want to do?

Too bad, so sad. So she runs, wow, you're dying over there. This is like someone is like poking a girl with a very long stick back there. Guy out there. I'm sorry to be in front of you. All right, so Swartz is like poking a girl with a very long stick back there. Guy out there. I'm sorry to be in front of you. All right, so Swartz is like, you're stopping so emotionally entitled.

And Katie is like, Swartz taking everyone else's side over me. It's a big reason I asked for a divorce. And I thought that maybe the pressure of having to defend his wife would make him feel that he could treat me like everyone else. But no, I guess it's not a wife thing. I guess it's a Katie thing. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Now you get it.

Oh, man. So then, he follows her out. She's just like, now she's upset. Oh, blah, blah, blah. She's like, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't want to hear it anymore. He's like, no, you should apologize. Oh, no, she wants an apology from Sheena.

He's like, but for what? She's for meddling. And he's like, no, no, but she didn't meddle. No, don't just, she's like, you know what? I just want to go home. It's not fucking fear. He's like, oh, you're so emotional, entitled. You're such a, you're such a spoiled brat.

You look really cute though, by the way. You want me to call you an Uber? I want to get you an Uber. I can't. Oh, I think you might roast beef was just to live, oh, is that your hat? Is that your hat? Is that a pickle sandwich? It's like, we meet alone, you're making it so much worse. And it ends with Katie in her hand-held dress and her strawberry standing in the valley waiting for an Uber.

Once again, let down by Tom. And that brings us to the end of End of Pomp Roo. in her Aunt Hill dress and her strawberry, standing in the valley waiting for an Uber. Once again, let down by Tom. And that brings us to the end of End of Pomp Roo. Thank you, everyone, here at Denver, for coming out tonight. Wonderful to see you again. Have a wonderful night, good night, everyone. Thank you. We love you, guys.

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