Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Lost in Translation

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

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I know I needed to talk about it right when I watched it last night. What an amazing episode of Vandipron Pruels. This has been a season that people have been complaining about pretty heavily on L-In it's slow and it's not the same and everyone's too old. Now listen, I love an old slaggy waiter, okay? You're looking at one. So I like watching people just fall apart at the scenes and try and pretend that they've changed, you know? Yeah, I mean, I think. Yeah, yeah, we all get dated. You know, people need to stop complaining, okay?

I like the season is perfectly fine. There's already been some hilarious moments, hilarious episodes. It's hard to compare the last season. The last season was just perfection. People forget. People seem to think that like, oh, after season two of Vanderbilt rules, it just got better and better.

No, we had like some pretty like fine, but like forgettable seasons. We had that, you know, we had Vail, we had that, we had Jack that came. He's winning. Oh, you know, it's just like, people forget. Like they are, they're not all like absolutely amazing every episode, but they're always fun. It's always good. So just relax and enjoy while you have it. Because if, if, if we didn't have it, we'd be stuck with something else. Like, I don't know, like, Resa goes to the grocery store. Like I'm anchored over and over again

for the rest of the lives. Exactly, like the grocery store. So yeah, people are complaining, but I think you need to be quiet after this episode, because this was pretty amazing. I mean, we really do, it's a representation of our time that we had every pronoun in this,

represented in this recap. We had by trans cis I was waiting for James to like announce his furious or something because he needed something to do besides being in a alcoholism I mean, it's not a pro net. It's not really a pro now, but it's a lifestyle. It's a lifestyle choice Yeah, it's something that you deal with yeah So this was a really good one. And we know it's going to be good because the first song is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's shaking like an earthquake. Which you should never refer to any party in LA is shaking like an earthquake.

It's terrifying. I know. I feel like we've heard that, that, that did he before, if not on Vandipont rules, like somewhere else, like clearly, like I wouldn't be surprised if it was on, like I was gonna say summer house, but I don't think that summer house can even afford royalty-free music that has lyrics in it. Earthquake rhymes.

They can't afford some of the, they can't afford 30-bit Frenchels. Well, I think the most that they can pay for is, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah. I've heard it before coming from my neighbors like There's a fucking earthquake, you know, okay, so everyone kind of has a little as they scream and run down the Why do people run down the street when there's an earthquake? I've always wondered that like the streets quaking to you idiots. Why do people run down the street ever?

Ever yeah, that's a good question. I look like I have John this by the way in the camera I'm using a yellow or light. No, you don't look John Dess at all. And I'm very, my, my lighting is blown out. And I'm okay with it. I'm okay. Um, I just came back from sprouts and, um, I, um, I'm in a snit. I'm not going to lie. I'm in a snit because of a buttermilk issue.

And I got so mad I posted something on my Instagram store. I was like, they've got half a million milk zero. Every milk known to me on cash or milk, stashio milk, like lime milk, yogurt milk, but they can't find a goddamn buttermilk at spratz. And then I post that on Instagram, and then as soon as I do that, I found the buttermilk and I fell dumb.

So that's my mind right now. I'm like, I'm spratz. I post buttermilk tizzy. Wow, what a way to start an episode, don't think. Yeah, you're welcome. You brought it off. Sink him like a sprouts quake. Yeah.

Okay, so we start with our favorite thing, Lisa Vanderpump, you know, spurming herself over in Nicolaine. Mika Lane, my straw. She literally walks and goes, how's it going, my struggle? I got cash and break with anyone. We don't have water, electricity, gas, a sound system, a DJ, a chef who can't make specials without spilling the soup over the edges. We haven't even loaded in the refrigerator that everyone can have conversations in front of when things get dramatic. I feel so bad for the

waiters at this restaurant having to climb up all those stairs. That's all I could think about when I saw this. It's like those poor, poor, poor waiters. I know. And you know, you know, like Ellie waiters, they're like, they're not cut out for that. Okay. They can barely get an order right, and now you're gonna ask them to like go up and down stairs. They're just like trying to memorize their lines for their like Betty Crocker commercial the next day, okay? So like, let's give them a break.

Let's not put them on stairs. Well, they're gonna have really good butts, which is very important. Cause we're on like the past blockworm prime real estate. Bubba. It's the hottest block. So Lisa estate. Boba. Yeah, it's a hot only walk. Yeah. So Lisa's talking to Nick and she's like, you know,

because they have to get everything ready for this daily male party that's coming up. And so Lisa's like, no, we mustn't let Tom and Tom and Nicolaine's like, I mean, seriously, I can't. Like, they'll be asking everything. Like, I cannot, those two idiots. Like, honestly, at this point, you might as well just like have like, allowed speaker and like someone farting

from their ass and playing in my ear because it's gonna ruin my my strontess. Yeah, he was worried that they're gonna come in and ask him to explain stuff, which is so them, you know? Yeah. Whoa, that's like a giant clock, right? Yes. Does it work?

Kind of. Oh, that depends on them. Yes. Oh my God. Is that a real brick closet? Where are we supposed to do this? Where are we supposed to do this? Why don't the stool smash?

You know, he's totally right. I have a clock. I'm going to bring in my clock. I can put my clock in with this one. No. And you remember last season how everybody online was so pissed because they're like, they're investing. And you're not giving them the respective investor.

Okay, they invested $50,000. That's how much like one of those shitty little bankette things cost that she'd been in there. And I've opened a board, Delo. I know how they're designed. Yes, exactly. This is basically a board, Delo waiting room. And I haven't been able to see it that clearly.

We've been there a couple of times, but, you know, there's always like people working there. Yeah. I haven't even noticed the stairs up to the kitchen, to be honest, every time I've been there. Oh, I just noticed it in this. I was like, Oh, but I did definitely notice today, this is like the waiting room of Fort B Delo a really decent board. Delo. I think that least the Vanderpump would take that as a compliment. I think so as well. So meanwhile, um, yeah, so so shorts is over at the apartment with Katie and he's like,

Oh, blah, blah. Oh, I'm G. There's a permission. I didn't tell you about. I don't think we can cook any food in the kitchen right now. Buh-buh Maybe that's why it's all salads. You know that that place is like one convection oven, you know He's like, well, I have to use the kitchen it pump and it's like well, you're lucky as error Katie was extra like

Just yeah, I think that like she was like in a little bit of a snit to me with some classic Katie going on and then I can Ken Todd calls up Schwarzean's like What's happening hold on I gotta call the other line Hold on hold on there Tomie salty boy. I've got another call on the other line. Yes, do not grab woman by the arm can I'm sorry. Let me hear you land the faster. No one believes you all right click. Goodbye, you lander Goodbye liar Believe me I don't believe me. The favorite book I've never read by you, London Foster,

check it out. Believe me. So Tom Sandivall shows up at the apartment and basically, yeah, so they learned that the Toms are not to go to the restaurant that day, which I guess they were planning on. They were all excited for it. And Tom Sandivall's like, dude, come on.

Like, I got a shirt for it and everything. Dude. I probably missed Golden Girls Loungewear blouse. This event, what the hell bro? Dude, I was gonna go out to the lunch. You know what I'm talking about, dude. It's like when you're excited to go to Disney and then your parents are like, hey, we're not going to Disney

Here's a pes dispenser in it's empty. It's like Katie found their person. Yeah Katie makes me crazy, okay, she's like, oh, it's not fair. You guys have been counting down the days She just seems so much bitch here on her own couch. I think Katie just like I would never give advice to anybody would advise to anybody. I do not believe in this advice, but I believe that it would help Katie. Get out of your house. Get off your couch. Do something. Yeah. You'll never hear me say that again to anybody. What does she do? She just sits there. I feel like she doesn't even watch TV. I don't feel like she even reads books. I think she just sort of sits there. She colors and waits for like leaves to blow in from the window. She fucking colors. That's what she does. She's one of those, she's like, et al tain, color and,

ah, so annoying. So my rates has already off the charts for Katie. She hasn't even done anything yet. Yeah, I'm like, what mine's coming to a boil. Like I've turned the, I've turned like the, the, the, the stove top on. I'm like looking under the pot. You're like, is this the right temperature?

I'm like there. I'm like, yeah, like my, I'm like, this is an electric stove and you can't tell. You're like, it's a fire on, the'm like looking under the pot. Like, is this the right temperature? I'm like there. I'm like, yeah, like my electric stove and you can't tell you're like, it's a fire on the fire. It's hot. It says it's medium. Should I get this fix? I'm like, so, yeah, so, so now like the conversation, pivots, because they're talking about the fact that she is going to be having a housewarming later that day, which leads to like my favorite thing of all time,

which is like the entire cast bashing the west side of Los Angeles. I was like, I've been waiting for this moment. I know, and part of me was like, that's bitchy. I'm gonna rip them and you know, how rude. Why are you being sent me to Sheenot? But then I was like, oh yeah, we did that when we heard Sheenot was moving to the west side.

This is the fuck does that. That's discussed by by yeah, it's like not even just the West Side It's Marina Del Rey. It's like all the way over there. I mean like all the way my friend did it to the other side of town The East Side to Highland Park which sounds way fancier than it is. I was like this is it And he's like yeah, it's a vegan restaurant. It took us 45 minutes to get there They were out of everything and I was like fuck you no one's ever coming back here again It was really nice knowing you by like, yeah, it's a vegan restaurant. It took us 45 minutes to get there. They were out of everything. And I was like, fuck you, no one's ever coming back here again. It was really nice knowing you. Bye. Yeah, no, it's like, yeah, going to Highland Park

is almost as annoying as going to the West Side, but it's still not as annoying to me. I feel I still feel like there's some more upside to going to Highland Park or Mount Washington or like Eagle Rock. And I know we have listeners in Eagle Rock because I think one time I said something about Eagle Rock and I got an email and I was like, hey, I or like Eagle Rock. And I know we have listeners in Eagle Rock because I think one time I said something about Eagle Rock and I got an email and I was like,

hey, I live in Eagle Rock and I was like, I get it. I get it. Well, it's not about the neighborhoods. It's about the like, if you're ever gonna see your friends again, you're not gonna see them if they live an hour away. Okay? That's it. Yeah.

Although Eagle Rock, I still don't get the total appeal of Eagle Rock except that it's cheap. There's a bowling alley. There's a really weird small target there. There's a target that's the size of a CVS there. I'm like, what? I don't get it. It's hipstree and stuff.

But listen, that bow to sale for me. I can't pull hipstree off. I don't love taking showers or grooming, but that's where it ends. It's just too hard to get to. You have to take weird different different highways and it's hard, but I still think Marina Del Rey is worse. I mean, Marina Del Rey is pretty

hard because you got the ocean and you got those boats that she can see outside her window. But it's like a pain to get there. Like honestly, Stasi's little map that she does later on is like 100% accurate. But anyway, not so much. Yeah, so then Jackson's in the car with Brittany and Lala and he's like, we might as well be going to Vegas And Mama's like, um, yeah, well girls night was good besides like a bully like I don't know if you saw our tweets

But she was liking comments that we didn't buy there because of like being trans, which is like a slap in my non-trans face, okay? Yeah in my cis face. Yeah it's like a girly slap in my face and what a cis. Y'all is really very furious at Billy Lee right now. And meanwhile Stasi Chris and Katie managed to get out of going to Marina Del Rey and instead they all convene at the electric owl in Hollywood. And I got so mad at this because Stasi clearly ordered a salad of some sort and it was like the sides of her palm. It was in like one, it was like in a little salsa bowl. Like

this, it was like, I was, and they were like, oh, that's such an early salad. Next time we'll have to order four. And I was like, I get the joke and I would probably make the same joke. But I also was so mad. Like how dare that restaurant serve that salad? You know, I go to that restaurant, but it's so, like I get so drunk there that I don't even think I know. I go to like McDonald's at, because that's a cross from like toy tie and like fast food places. So I just drink there.

Yeah, I've actually never been there. I wait, I still live right near there and I waited for years for that restaurant to open and then it finally didn't, I just didn't even go. Yeah, electric owl, I don't trust the name. I don't like, I don't like regular owls. I don't want an electric one. K-Drick, okay.

Now it's an op electric. You'll get framed for murder when there's an owl around. I saw that documentary stairway to something. Okay, so yeah, Kristen's like, who do you need for a cell? So then Katie's like, well, aren't I with Pact and Kristen's like, yeah, we night with Pact and Christians like, yeah, we saw you having a combo with Billy Lee.

And she's like, I wouldn't call it a combo. And so Katie, of course, the ultimate victim in all of this. And Stasi's like, we are totally ready to back you up. I was like, oh my God, I love that these shoots so long before they're released, so they don't know what shit hole They dug themselves into yeah, although I don't think they've drugged them so into that much of it Just to hold on this topic. I mean, I don't think anyone's actually cared enough about this topic Like I did not see like a huge amount of internet outrage over the past week

Like I got a few I got a few emails from people who were like you don't understand like people thought I was being transphobic But or like insensitive but like it was not generally a hot button issue because I think everyone just sort of agreed at the end of the day. The girls were being bitches, Billy Lee was being extra, and they're all just being ridiculous, you know? Yeah. So Stasi is like, well, I'll stand that for you. And Katie, and she's like, so speaking of real things, like speaking of the girl we really hate, Shima. All right. If anybody go into our housewarming and Katie goes, I wouldn't get a marina ray Delray for people.

I'm like generally a friend's wish. Which is probably like the thing that, I've never been really as on board with anything Katie's ever said as much as that statement right there. Like that was her most accuracy in her history on, on, on, on Vanderpump rules. Katie, she like refuses to film scenes and then she tries to get people fired so that it'll only be her scenes. And she's going to need to do something besides get off the fucking couch, you know? Yeah, but even, even Katie, I wouldn't want to force

into Minudelre. I mean, that's like really asking a lot of someone. Even to Katie. You know, like ask her to go to Chipotle. Yeah, so if Bo lived in Marina Del Rey, I'd like literally break up with him, okay? Yeah. And that's when we get Stasi's map.

Yeah, this map, I thought was just like perfection. You know, for anyone who watched the Saturday Night Live skip with the Californians, we're like, well, take the one 10 to the 10 to the 4 or 5, to the 90 to the to the Marine Del Rey. And over at anyone who thinks that's like an exaggeration, it's not. And Stasi really breaks it down while she goes

to get to Marinette's array, you have to go south of surf for like ever, and like all the way to the 10 and just to fight traffic, airport traffic on the 405 to get to the 90 West, whatever that is, go past flight attendants and divorcees and old-known metal detectors. That's for Shina chose to live. I like that they had little drawings on the map. There's like, Dvor say, bad mom hair and a full glass of wine to lug down. I know, it's perfect. So next up, Sheena, okay, I've been waiting for this.

I'm like, why hasn't Sheena had a housewarming party? I need to see this shitty house because you know that no matter where Sheena is, it's gonna look shitty, okay? Yeah. It's gonna have some barkal loungers, et cetera. So we get to finally see it and she's like, oh my god! Billy Lee arrives first and she's like, oh my god,

this place is amazing! This is amazing for her first floor apartment, amazing! Ah! And James is like, she now finds it very easy to cut me off. She's very flippy floppy. The good thing about that is that they come flippy floppy and back to you. I'm a little heading all around.

Yeah, and of course, you really got on that flippy floppy thing. Yeah, he's like, if it's English, it's funny off. So Cena, of course, has a Z gallery gift for James. I don't know why I thought that was so fun. What was the gift? I don't think I remember her giving him a gift. Yeah, she gave him a gift for their new place. I guess to probably guilt them for not really giving them a gift for her new place. Yeah, so Cena. She's like, remember how I just invited you to everywhere last week. Well, now you're welcome. Where's my gift? You know, like like here's a geessage of the geetipen and jarris oh sorry Raquel I guess that

hits close to home. Billy the does the does the obligatory do like if she walks around the house she's, that is so dope. And then she goes like, what's my best son? My dance is around. Sheena is so seen. Sheena gets more seen with every season. I know. She, of course, she, she showed us her extra room, slash guest room slash whatever. And there was a sign that said, live laugh love,

which was like, so she, like, sometimes I just go into my extra room. I just said, live laugh love, which was like so shina. Like, yeah. Sometimes I just go into my extra room. I just like to live laugh and love. Err, la, err, la. She lays my little ah, wearable slidals. I'm just gonna go. Gather. Wow, this place looks amazing.

And she's like, ah, mom and mom did all of this. And I was like, James is standing right there. And we saw him help you move in, you dig? Exactly. And she goes, look, I get to look at both every day. Ba! Every time she does that, all those captains do a double take to like, oh shit, like a steam liner is coming through.

Like, oh God. Oh God. Wow, both. The Seagulls are so mad. The Seagulls are having town hall meetings like what are we gonna do about that? Foghorn coming out of the apartment Seagulls are just like blamming into a window every time she laughs This is like the year of birds flying into windows on Bravo for whatever reason that's always in our recaps

I know well we had a bird over the weekend. That was sad. Oh my god, we did. It flew right at our face. It flew right at Ben's face. In my face. Yeah. It was looking at me and it was like, I'm going to get you and I was like, guess what? I'm behind for such a glass in a vehicle that's going much faster than you are flying and guess who won. Yeah. The car won. I fought the car and the car won. So speaking of, we go back to, we go back to Lala and Jacks and Brittany in their car and Mala's like, dude, where the fuck are we?

Okay? Like, I'm not almost suffocated every night so that I could be by a donut store in the middle of nowhere. Okay, what the fuck is this? Yeah, they are experiencing the terrors of Culver City. They're like we didn't even know this this pit hole existed in Los Angeles. They're just like turning to savages. They've got like face paint on like their clothes or tatter They're like doing tribal drumming or something not trying but like they're like you know, they're like like Lord of the Rings Yeah, they're trying to figure out, they're like, like Lord of the Rings stuff. Yeah, they're trying to figure out how to make fire with like a flint.

And a piece of straw. Yeah, they're basically going through the purge. And then they're like, so that those people, they make fun of LA people on SNL, which I guess actually we are to. But yeah, Jackson's like, I don't think a South of Wilshire. And she goes, um, I never go east of La Braia. I know people who say those things, like a lot of gays say that you still La Braia thing. There are a lot of gays that are afraid to go east of La Braia. It's actually hilarious. And you think I'm joking, but they are genuinely terrified to go past La

Braia. I know. Well, it's like there's a target. And then you're like, I have to get to that ride or that ride aid and that radio shack. What the fuck am I gonna do? It's across LeBrea. So then people started arriving at China's more people start and she's like, thank you for coming to the West Side. It takes around for only seven minutes or less

to get here. It's kind of amazing. I know. And then we see the Tom's in their car and Ariana's just like, she's just eating, you know, like fuck this. And Tom number two is doing pretty much what you'd expect. We there yet. We there yet. We there.

He probably has to pee and it's probably really annoying because they probably asked him if he needed to pee before they left. He's like, I'm fine. And then of course, like 10 minutes and he's like, I think I have to pee after all. Like shut up Tom. And then Tom's telling everyone how it's set here. He's totally left out of the Nickel Day and Design challenge or whatever it's going on.

And he's like, I guess they just don't want me to cry, bro, because like I'm known for like showing some emotion. And then we get the Tom number, the Tom number one crying montage, which just makes my life every time they show it. Cause he doesn't really cry. He cries with, he fantasies of cries were like smots flying out of his mouth and his tears like don't just drop. They like splurred out.

Yeah. Tears like don't just drop they like splurred out. Yeah, this like water from all angles coming down all cheekbones Yes He really feel it you feel when he cries. Yeah, I like reach for the napkins, you know the screen cleaner Yeah, so Ta yeah, he's like Tom number two is like going to Marina is like going over the hill and back again, like Hobbit style. Or one of the times that I didn't number them. That is, it's sort of like a mixed metaphor there.

Going to grandma's house and also going to search for the ring in order. Because you know, when she and he gets another ring, she's going to be like, my precious. My precious. My precious. What's on his side, precious. The eye of Soran for the first time ever actually rolls. It's like that's who has it. You know, one doesn't just simply walk into Mordor. So everyone's at the party. Just let me have my Lord of the Rings moment.

Listen, I have a very little knowledge of Lord of the Rings, okay? I gave you as much Lord of the Rings as I could muster, okay? I got precious at a ring, and a short people in a cave house, a short person. I hate shows when I talk to you know that. I hate walking shows. Most walking. I can't do this. Most is my best friend, and like, we maybe a short to fuck,

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anyone you don't want there? You, okay? You, Jack's. Ronnie, by the way, um, you are missing from TV party. Did you know that? Well, hopefully it'll, it'll restart. What are you going to do about it? I don't know. I just want to care people. I want you to be aware. I want to do to be aware, because I just needed to address the situation because we're all like where's Ronnie? Okay. Well, hopefully I'll come back. Okay. So, yeah. So James comes out right as they're talking about who they don't want to be there. And of course, you know, everyone gets quiet because they're super subtle. And

Thomas, like, I hope you guys have badass roller skates because you know Tom's got his own damn roller skates that he's been competing with for years. Mm hmm. Um, I got frustrating. I'm sorry, everybody. Technically. I mean, all I have to say is that, you know, one moment we were having a great time making Lord of the Ring jokes. And now all of a sudden, you got a bug bite,

and your entire technical side over there fell apart. So I don't know. God, well, I don't know. I don't know. That's how everything works. It's like, I'm so happy. All this positive visualization I've been doing in my life is totally working.

And then, of course, it's not working at all, and the piece of shit, nothing works ever again. Oh, look, Ron is back. Okay, so again, I'll be cool. It's my karma, everybody. Don all on the piece shit nothing works ever again. Oh look Ronnie's back. Okay. So again I'll call everybody don't blame the internet when you can blame me. It's Jackson's roller skating party. Okay. That's it. It is actually Yeah, I think like the mirror utterance of jacks on wheels just makes like the internet break and I was like In a bad way not in the Kim Kardashian ass Yeah, the internet is just like you know what? this is the lowest we've been. We're done. Yeah. No one likes to see STDs traveling at like a high speed. I know. Anyone, anyone who makes fun of everywhere else, but their

own neighborhood hasn't lived in West Hollywood to see those STD billboards everywhere. It's like you're trying to walk into a bar and they're like there's a new kind of Climidia and here's a yellow splotchy billboard that's bigger than the bar to like make you really feel it, you know, so how do you think Culver City feels with you driving through it? Okay, they're gonna need to put up new billboards everywhere they go. I know Culver City was like living in a bubble. They're like everything's fine here and now like Jack strives to and everything's ruined. Yeah, so fine here and now like Jack strives to and everything's ruined. So anyway, yeah. So James comes to town with the guys and he's just, yeah, he's just like happy that he's invited to this birthday party. It's like the one thing he's been allowed to go to this entire season. Meanwhile, Lala is like in another party apartment. She's in the extra room and she's just

staring at she knows sunglass collection. She's like, what, did she like a rob a lens crafters? Like, what's going on with all these sunglasses? Which is pretty funny. But then at the same time, Lala's the person shows up at like the coffee bean and tea leaf in a Rolls Royce. So, I mean, don't wanna talk about life. Half-parked in a handicap spot. Yeah, so like conspicuous consumption, you know, to draw.

And Jack says like, time is making me invite James. I guess I'll have to deal with that little elf on the shelf again, And Jackson's like, time is making me invite James. I guess I'll have to deal with that little elf on the shelf again, which is so terrifying to think of James as an elf on the shelf. I know. Just popping up in your house. Hello, Elkail. Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked.

I'll be here with quick song. I did a remix of it. I'm going to play it on my new night. See you next Christmas. Get it. So James sees Lala who's like being totally nice to him again. Mama's very confusing and she really needs the witches to just follow her around and tell her to feel at every moment. Okay. We need Lala to get mad at the witches. Like, like, there have been seasons where she has been in with them. And then, but what's nice is that then she falls out with them. And we need Lala to fall out with them again because Lala is the best when she's on a

tear and she's on a rampage and she's going against the witches. She is just so hilarious. Yeah, and I want Lala to like break up with her boyfriend. I mean, I guess I'm glad she's happy and has a house and a rolls and stuff. Like good for you, Ho, but still, I would really like to see your breakup just to watch her not have money and watch how fast everybody fucking turns. Okay. Because you know Katie is not going to be friendly with Lala without a PJ to go. Yeah. Exactly. So yeah. So Lala and James are talking and James, I really want to apologize to Randall. Should I write him a letter? Should I write

him a letter? Or should I send him a text? What should I do? Should the wording be? What should I do? I'm just a poll it bore supporting his family. And Lala's like, I'm not gonna tell you how to apologize James, you should already know it's with the back of your throat. So then meanwhile, Ariana's like sitting outside and she comes out, she's like, hi, don't you love it?

My mom did all of this. I'm like, went to Target and bought some patio furniture. Yeah, your mom really works that Costco mail order thing. Well, I know. I like your Kirkland interior design or exterior design in this case. So Brittany, Shina and Arianna are hanging out on a probably terrible couch.

Let's face it. No, no, no, Xerroscape insight. Oh, you've already used it, Ben. Okay. I know. I want you to call back. Xerascape call back. So they're sitting around in area. I was like, um, last time we saw you, you were a little stressed, Brittany. Brittany's like, um, well, I'll take little tiny, tiny things like my boyfriend cheating on me 18 times, like stuff getting called on camera and video take the three. Anyway, I take this stuff and I'm like a bag, bag, bag.

And then before you know it, it's real big. And area I was like, um, well, if there's stuff you hold on to, you can just get it out. And she goes, yeah, like little things. I mean, Katie was saying that you shouldn't even get married. And my cop found my thought. Ma, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh are beyond that we are making Bayer cheese these days with wood a cheese and some mousa wheelie cheese okay. On the perfect thing in life is a buttermilk hot wing okay and we're not that yet. Yeah so yeah basically Ariana is like I just you know hope you guys go to therapy and stuff you know it's and and bring you like I just want I just want everyone to be

quiet you know like I know he's not gonna on me again, or I wouldn't have agreed to marry him. See? That is full pre-flagic. At the end of the day, it's my decision. And then we get a montage of the proposal that Jack told everyone that we're dolphins jumping in the background and we see pickup trucks like passing behind them. Yeah. He's like kneeling on an onion ring and a ketchup packet. And she's like area because Britain is like, we are going to therapy. As like, who does this not therapy? Okay.

Yeah. Watching old reruns of friends is not therapy. So sheena, then they ask about, well, actually, no one asked about Ena about Ena. You know, that was that what Adam and Sina's couple, they would be Ena. Ena. Ena. Shadow. Adina. Sina.

Sina. Oh, I'm seeing. Oh, I'm seeing. Red leather, yellow leather. Oh, yeah. So, Ariana's like, wow, Shina like boots. There's like boots everywhere. Like you should be a bow owner. And Shina's like, um, well, yeah, like Adam said,

over last night, it's like only Shina could take like, you should get a boat into talking about Adam. Fucking Shina man. I know exactly. Should we get some, should we get short orders and sushi? Oh my god. Speaking of chopsticks like Adam showed me his chopstick if you know what I mean You actually made it make sense So it's like the weatherman comes on. He's like the weather is 90 degrees outside. Check. I know and Adam fucked me It's not really the segue we were expecting.

Yeah, senior. Uh, so yeah, he came over and he got all up in my face. And then he cuts me and then we like, oh, okay. We did it. We did it. We did it.

I think we're both like, shock. Did I use that right? Did I see that right? I was practicing. I don't want to be in a relationship because I rush into a relationship with Rob and I want to do that again. Hmm. It's time for commercial. It's time for... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

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And we just cut to one of sheeners cast just staring at them. Like, no, yeah, the human centipede not not really good. I already have to watch enough bullshit in this apartment. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not condoning this right now. I know that not for good, because Jeremy said that right. Is that what you said? I maybe was Jeremy who said, I don not, I'm not condoning this right now. I know. But I'm not forget because Jeremy said that right. Is that what you said?

I maybe was Jeremy who said, I don't know who said it. I wrote down Jeremy, but like if people, if your entire last season was taken up by people calling you a creep, you might not want to like bring up the human centipede the next time the camera's on you. You know what I mean? So James is like, Oh, law, law. I'm glad you came and didn't ditch it. The other goes, this shit probably because I'm here.

And she's like, actually, they have another reason. Your friend, Billy Lee, dude, to step off. Like she went on and said everyone was trans. And she's like, well, she said that she didn't do that. And frankly, if she's the only one to eat rocky road with me on a stormy day. So. No. It's a billy lead just appeared. Hey guys. She walks in red as Lala is going. She knows she don't fucked up. Yeah. Lala is so awkward sometimes. So Lala and Billy now have a

conversation because James immediately just like runs out of there. So they're like, um, did you come in here to talk to me or? I'm just like, um, yeah, well. My whole life, I was like not included in girl things and to find out that like my job is having something. It was just like a huge trigger. Um, at which point Lala, it just says, this is so trivial. Yeah, way to deal with that, Lala. Great, great, sensitive way to deal with that. Yeah, that was so great. There were so many people not included in that,

and for you to call it transphobic, like she's doing like the L fingers in her face. Yeah, which is so Lala, and for you to call it transphobic, and Billy Lee's like, I never said transphobic, which is like comments that suggested you were transphobic, which is totally different. I totally didn't say transphobic, I just said,

I can't believe you didn't invite the only trans girl, which is crazy because I thought you guys were open to trans people, but apparently you're not open to inviting trans people to your events, but I never said transphobic. Yeah, I just said maybe trans not liking. You know, like maybe that's it. I'm all I was like do not be around the bush with me girl and you know you didn't you didn't say it but you also didn't squash it

and she's like yeah but somebody said why is Billy Lee not invited to girls night? Is she not a girl and that hurt me? She's like um we didn't write that. I was like yeah but that's still the point still stands. Well yeah I mean like yeah I mean, like, yeah, exactly. And just to clarify, because there were some people that I think didn't totally understand what I was saying last week, which is that I totally feel like what Billy Lee what triggered her, I think that's totally valid. And she, this brought up a lot of shit for her.

But ultimately, these were mean girls just being mean girls. I don't think they were being transphobic. I think that for her she maybe saw it as transphobic because it like it triggered so much trauma from her past, but like ultimately they were just being bitches. And something that we talked about that we forgot to mention on the show last week, which is basically Katie hates James. Katie was throwing an anti-James party. You're the one who said this, Ronnie, that Katie was throwing an anti-James party. You were the one who said this, Ronnie, that Katie was throwing an anti-James party and Billy Lee is pro-James. So why would she invite a pro-James person to an anti-James party? So, you know, it's just like...

Ignorance of... For me, and, you know, I've already said it, I don't want to repeat it a million times, but for me, just the ignorance of having someone say that hurt my feelings because I felt like it was when I was being bullied and trans people go through that for you not to just say I'm so sorry like yeah That's I think in this I'm gonna fight you cuz you were being a stupid bitch to me I didn't mean it to be like that But I'm really sorry and I could see how you take it that way How can I remedy this because not only is it gonna like help the girl feel better? But she also might go online and be like I was totally misunderstood. It's like these girls are idiots, you know?

Yeah, no, I agree that that's what lawless response lawless is. It's like these girls are idiots, you know? Yeah, no, I agree. That's what Lala's response to. Lala is so fucking problematic. All these girls are so problematic. But that Lala's response is, I'm just calling a spade a spade. I'm like, oh my God, you just can't win with these girls, you know?

I know. So Billy Lee is like, well, you're coming from a cis point of view and I'm coming from a trans point of view and check, um, that's it for me cis That's it for me. I'm done here. You're dismissed and which point Billy is like you're not fucking better than me Lala You're not better than anyone just because you have a fucking rich boyfriend You privileged ass and my love's like you are pathetic. It's like subcalling me pathetic bitch Well, which point Lala goes into her standard defense.

The fact that you just took that to my man, Billy, you were a low down hoe. No one talks about my man, okay? Okay. She's like, you were not excluded on purpose. You put it on social media and she goes, everything that happens is on social media. What's the big deal with that?

Everything's out there all the time. And she's like, oh my god, you're being a fucking psychopath right now. And so outside me while Tom Sandivall and Jacks are like hearing sort of this through the walls. And Tom's like, oh Jesus, I need a chill day. Yeah, they're like chicks right now. It's like at least they're all dismissed equally. You know what I mean?

So then Lala, yeah. So Lala does the first of the girl's long line of this politics line where she's like, I totally can understand that I know that I can never understand what she's gone through in her life, but she came from my man and she's going to six feet deep. You know, which is basically everyone has their chance to say, I know that she's gone through a lot in her life, but I don't give a fuck fuck her. Like, oh yeah, because they're also sensitive, geez.

I know, exactly. So finally, Lala is just like, you were a catty bitch, and that's why people don't fuck with you, because you showed your asshole. She storms out, and that's quiet. And Ariana's like, I would love a jello shot. Yeah, she leaves. And then Billy leaves like sitting there sucking on a Capri

Sun, which is the best. Only this show could end to seem like that. Yeah. She's all upset. So Ariana tells us, no one meant to exclude her, but you can't say you're an ally to a trans woman and then talk over her every time She tries to tell you how she feels. Thank you. That's exactly. It's the only point Exactly. I mean not the only one, but I'll stick with I'm just glad somebody said it, you know

Yeah, so then area ability immediately ghost Ariana. She's like, I'm hurt. I can't even get that out because she's constantly Sliming me for my feelings. And Ariana's like, okay, I get that, but I think maybe social media made this a lot worse. And she's like, this is my one regret, which was kind of the whole fight, you know? And Ariana's like, well, the next time maybe right it draft and then it's to lead it.

I mean, she's right, because I mean, I think the reason why those girls are so mad is because Billie Lee just went out and like blasted out to the world. These girls are transphobic right now. When really Billy Lee was just processing and projecting deep-seated issues she had as a child. And like, I mean, listen, those girls are a lot of awful things.

And I don't know the degree to which they are transphobic, but I don't think in this moment they're acting out of transphobia, but she by putting her putting that out there Like I can understand why they were definitely mad, but ultimately like at this point things have like chilled out So everyone should be able to like approach it rationally be like yeah, okay, and like I don't know did Billy Lee ever tweet something did she ever like retract anything of it like maybe they weren't Say it did she ever say anything about like, well, then I'll try to tell you a bit. No, she had a big long Instagram post and she kind of did what she's been saying, where she's like, it's a child,

I was never invited to girl events and it triggered me and she said a lot of the same stuff that she's saying now and then she said, continue this on my blog and I was like, Right, now. That's the thing, she is pretty happy to like really run to social media with stuff like this. Like I remember, she had like a she had a post she went to the like the red carpet of some awful Netflix show. I forgot what it's called.

It's like a terrible show about like a beauty queen. And she had like she went to the premiere and there's a picture of her and she posted a picture and she was she was like this is really great. You know, I was at the red carpet and I let this show, because remind me of when I was a little girl, I was a little, I was concerned this or that, but now I'm like this or that. And she just goes, and she turned a red carpet photo into like, she tried to turn it into like a big moment

for just like, she was like trying to, she was like, she was like, I think every marginalized group does that in a way where they're like and look a little gay boy on the how's gonna say on the red carpet of the Tony's I guess isn't that new but like you know little game I am on a red carpet I mean look I don't have a problem with any that my problem is just that the witches are just I think they're just evil and they may not be Transphobic, but they certainly aren't very inclusive either and they could have just made a fucking effort, you know, but I don't I don't think they're under any

Obligation to invite Billy Lee to anything. I really don't I know, but I think that I mean they were being bitches I only have any obligation and you know, I'm saying with Billy Lee's obligation, obviously it wasn't an obligation. It's just that it's, you know, like, housing fucking sensitivity about it is all I'm saying. Yeah, no, I agree. It's forced by management or anything. Definitely have some sensitivity about it. To me, it's just like,

it'd be like me posting a picture of watching a lad and being like, when a lad was on that magic carpet or reminds me of when I was a little kid, I always wanted to ride a magic carpet, but I couldn't because I was afraid to do anything because I was in the closet, but now I'm out and I feel like the whole world is in magic closet.

I'm like, you're just watching Aladdin. You know, I feel like sometimes people are just, they kind of like, well, right on social media, they'll turn like a right on social media, they'll turn like a very simple social media moment into like a way to be like, look what I've done, what I've gone through,

which in some ways I guess we celebrate, but sometimes I'm like, okay, you're being really extra with your Instagram posts right now. And I'm not saying just really like lots of people, you know? You know, so Shina tells that, so the next thing that cuts awkwardly. What do you say? I said That's a no from Ronnie. Well, I mean, we're just not gonna agree on it Like I don't think we have to go back and forth over and over again. We were a lot of did disagree. Yeah, totally

I mean, I'm just never gonna ever be on Katie's fucking side ever. I think she's horrible. Okay any point I can use to say that I'm going to So she is we cut to Sina acting. So if no conversation could be more awkward, let's go over to Sina trying to pretend that she's been an actor, okay? Oh my God. We all have the internet, ma'am.

I don't know what you're talking about with her. I've got a lot of comedic stuff. I'm like in the opening of this show, what are you talking about? I know, yeah, she, S she knows like, she's basically like, yeah, my friend Lala has been like really killing on the acting, so it's like really inspired me to want to get into acting too.

I'm like, you're jealous, you're basically jealous. You want to be famous too. Yeah. Lala, yeah. Lala did a lot more than go to a city acting class to get into acting, okay? We've all been watching this show. And so this, she, but Sina, I love that Sina knows who she is, she's like, oh, I don't know about,

you know, I'm really gonna come here, look stuff, but I'd also really like to do drama. I'm like, I'd be really good at being chased and murdered. That'd be cool. I'm sure there's some people that can make that happen. So she's getting her head shots from her friend, you know, and her friends like, um, heard about, uh, I'm like, oh my god, who talked about it? Like you did, Gina, you're funny.

Yeah. I ride her at the U-Hire that you made your mother higher. Yeah, exactly. Um, so she just like talk going on about like, you know, like, oh my god, I had a couple of Adam took Courtney and everything. And we did it and did it and did it and did it like I've been single for like almost a year now And like I just like want to stay single But that being said like I've already planned out my child's name with Adam her name is Madison Marie Adam Volada

And I just want to be single but Ming single doesn't mean't mean that you can't hang out with your spirit. You're soul spirit and you're like soul mate every single day. You know, like we got a movie together. It's just like casual. Like I don't even put my R lashes. That's what casual it is. I know that's a big, that's a big statement for Shina. Yeah, that's huge for her. And this is why no one can ever be with Shina in the long term. You know, it's very simple,

like people go to therapy trying to figure out what is broken in me. Here's what she, okay, that you say shit like this. Adam's on us way to help me if you need anybody to like hold stuff. There you go. I just helped you, okay. Stop making randos hold lights for you and you might have a chance. Yeah, exactly. So now it's time for the photo shoot and there's a fan and so Courtney's like, okay, so just kneel down and put your face in front of it for a second. That's what he said.

Ah! Ah! See, I'm so good at comedy. I'm a prop, been doing it forever. So yeah, I was. I know it's been in time. I was like, oh, yeah. So the producer Ashina, it's like, so you didn't have secret feelings for Adam when you were dating Rob and she's like, um, Rob, I say that and it's, I'm going to be that

girl who had feelings for someone when I was a Shane and had someone for feelings for someone else's a throb. And she looks at the camera like, like, I'm just like, that is what happened. You dope. I know. So she decides to brand herself. She's like, this is going to be single. She in a summer.

I'm like, oh, I feel bad for anyone who sort of like follows the footsteps of single Lindsay on summer house. Yeah, also SSS It's just like when everybody's accusing you of dating gay guys. You really don't want your acronym to be Not acronym, what am I trying to say? initial acronym So call Sounds like from blazing saddles sounds like steam escaping.

So the so she was like yeah, all of them. I like I was a lot of them. We went to acting class and we fetched orgasms. And you practice faking orgasms and acting classes and she said that's all I used to and I thought she meant in her acting, you know, because did you have like a skin and max career? Is that what she keeps talking about? Because she might have I'm not I'm not up just enough on my Shina Shea filmography, but I think she was I think she was referring to the

fact that she only had her first orgasm very recently. Well, yeah, with him. Yeah, and she's like, I don't know, I don't know how to sparr. She's like so not cute. And then she starts taking her pictures and she's got a big old bruise on her leg. I was like, oh, she's gonna pour some pants. Touch ups, touch ups. So he's like, as she goes, are you gonna be a loss for the, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

He's like, I think we could use them out of part. Jesus Christ, can I put down this light? So now we go over to West Hollywood and finally, Tom and Tom are gonna be able to see Tom Tom. And of course, as they approach, shorts is like, oh, I kind of almost don't want to. I was like, really, like, it's like, he really, really can't commit to anything.

He's barely committed to Katie at this point. Yeah, it's like to sound it fun, but I'm actually gonna have to show up somewhere now. Oh, I'm getting a panic attack. I think about the other responsibility I have in this bar. And Portaum, Santa Vos, like, I'm bringing an earn.

He just wants some kind of contribution. I didn't notice that he had that giant prop. And I had some poor thing. It's just like, it is my restaurant. Well, I'm bringing an urn. I don't care where we put it. You know, someone's pissing in that right now. It's like the kitchen.

So Lisa, squeeze them on the sidewalk and make some put on bandanas. She's like, you must wear this because inside the bar is your greatest fear. Go, go. Listen to me, or you will die Bird Box is gonna be in every recap for the next six months. I know I know anyone puts on a band-in. I will just work the bird box into it So then they they see it and number two is like the masterpiece and then

Is it Nikolaine on my show? Genius Nikolaine! Nikolaine, he put clocks and bench limbs and gears everywhere and also some hot pink seats because why not? And they start sobbing, you know, Tom, Tom never went like, yeah, Tom, Tom as sand of all, as predicted, he starts to cry, but he's also sweating. So it's just like a lot of just like, wet on his face. He's needed some water for sure. Unfortunately, they don't have it turned on yet over there.

Yeah, thank you, Lisa. Please, thank you, please, thank you, please, thank you. And Lisa is so grossed out by emotion. They keep trying, they're like giving these speeches and stuff and like trying to hug her. It's like, no, no, no, seriously, no, stop, get off, get off, security. So birthday lunch.

Oh, sorry, I thought you were going to say something. Birthday lunch. You sure have said it in a way that I thought you were going to say something. Birthday launch. You sure have said it in a way that I thought that was like birthday launch, colon. And then it was going to be the next part of the sentence. No, I was tired of talking. So I just said birthday launch. I'd like to open up the floor to my friend Ben, Ben, take it away. So we go over to state social house.

And yeah, I think the bros are all there to celebrate Tom Sandeval's birthday and they get like around a blowjob shots and of course Tom Schwartz can't do the blowjob shot. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. In fact, I feel like it was not that he couldn't do it. I just feel like the shot was resisting. The shot was like, uh-uh. I don't want to go into this body.

The shot's like, I'm holding on. I'm holding on as long as I can. It's like a penis running away. Yeah. Yeah, I think he just didn't want to look like he could do it. Because Tom No.1 didn't have any problem. He was like, yeah, he just grabbed it, slugged it down, and Peter and Tom Schwartz were like, oh, what?

Jackson's like, hey, look. I had a 20s, you know? I had a roommate. Yeah. And then the girls are like, yeah, guys, and then blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow. So why are these away dresses everywhere?

These fucking guys go. Do they ever go somewhere where someone's just like, hey, guys, you want to hear the specials? Everywhere they go, it's girls like, ah, the shot that you get when you're 22 years old And you're like oh my god Boos, but that being said I was like I kind of want to do a blowjob shot because they're so tasty So anyway, so then we cross over to hooters where Ariana and Brittany are there and Ariana's like I feel like I'm with hooters royalty right now You are. Yeah, bring it just like, yeah, I just want to get some.

Where are we trying my? Yeah, okay. I think that Jackson, I heard, once Jackson heard that I was a hooter's girl, hey, he's gonna marry me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like that's so sad to think like that after everything he did after he found that you were a hooter's girl. You know, Yeah, exactly. It's just like, he saw me in my outfit and he was like,

that is the girl that I wanna cheat on a few times and marry then cheat on a few times more. And when I'm gonna get it, my reputation really, really, I'm gonna pretend I wanna marry her. Yeah, you. Yeah. So she's like, you know,

it's like real life we're gonna get married I've always been so excited soon as we get married. I said jacks. We got to start. We're for me I was like this is terrifying. I know I'm like really not into this whole idea of jacks reproducing No, or bringing me. No, yeah, I know I think we have to end the cycle. I think yeah like Jack's Jack's like yeah, I need to have baby like right away like I don't want to be like I want the kid in high school I'm in my 60s. I'm like well that is what's gonna actually happen like yeah There's like no way around that literally your hot your kid is not gonna be finished with high school before they're 20 Okay, like we can do the math

I know so Ariana's just like, I want Jack's be cursed with daughters, which I think is like really funny, but then I'm also very concerned for those daughters. Yeah, me too. I don't want the daughters to be cursed with Jack's, you know, I would rather Jack's be cursed with like, I don't know, plans. Yeah, losing his tongue or something like that. Yeah. So yeah, so they're talking about kids and yeah, Tom Sanable's like, whoa, dude, I can't believe we're all singing your song about kids. I never thought this day would happen. And then on top of that, we got to see Tom, Tom finally. Whoa. Hey, you know what I know would be great. Let's talk about if Ariana's gonna let me knock her up again? No one's sick of hearing about that. Yeah, I mean, I was like, um, you know,

the thing is I don't, I'm not gonna have a baby until I feel comfortable having kids. Like, at first I'd like to check off all the places and the world I want to go, which is like, all of them and then second, I also like, I don't know, I guess I also have to wanna have kids. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, you can take children traveling. I mean, it's not ideal, I guess. I would agree with you there, but Yeah, yeah. A, you can take children traveling. I mean, it's not ideal, I guess. I would agree with you there, but like you're not, like your passport isn't taken away once your vagina opens for business. You know what I mean? Yeah, but yeah, then it cuts to Jackson. She goes, come on, bro, she's a woman.

She doesn't have that much time. Ooh. Who says that? I know. Fucking monster. So then, um, uh, Jack's is like, is it a deal breaker? I love that Jack says now, like, doctor Phil for relationship, sis, you know, it's like, don't you guys think you should have this discussion? You know, I just don't want you to waste your time.

I was like, you are the biggest waste of time I've ever seen. I'm, you're the best waste of time of time actually I've ever had on my TV. I've got to get credit for that. But the starting, sir. Yeah, Jack's talking about hustling and being on top of something. That's just nuts. Doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, and Tom's like, well, Ferris, I want to get a house. And then, baby, I want to get married.

And Jack's is like, but what if it's still to know? Why why are we going to pretend like all of you all are going to be married forever? Like then if it doesn't work out with them, then you keep the house. You fight over it for a while until someone has to get a part time job to pay their side of the mortgage. And then you do it with somebody else, okay, especially in Los Angeles. Like why are we pretending like, if we don't get't get married we can't have you know kids and oh well well. Come here, break. Dude all I want to do is employ us in a bunch of commitments and then decide that we ultimately are not compatible for each other because I want to be a baby and she doesn't and that way we can spend the next seven years trying to educate ourselves from this house and businesses in various complications.

That's all, dude. Yeah, exactly. I mean, like, if you don't get married at least three times in this city, you're just not working hard enough in your relationships, okay? You're being lazy. Yeah, you're just not doing it right. So now, then, then, all of a sudden, the waitress is like, all right, so Lisa paid for the drinks and Tom is like, what?

How did she know I was here dude and Peter's like I told her yeah, yeah, you got petered you got petered That's right you just got petered Major Peter they saw the clip of him showing Lisa with a blowjob shot is a shot is of him showing Lisa with a blowjob shot is. She's like, yeah. She's like, you never seen a blowjob, so I say, no, I never. So then he like makes one. I thought it was for her, but it's just for him.

So Peter makes one and he does it. And Lisa literally goes, oh, no. You're the opposite of a mystrel. Everything has been ruined. I had just started to trust you again after you made that ridiculous sci-fi movie on a rooftop. I've just forgiven you for the non-transformals-formals movie. I've just forgiven you for your short hair face. So, now the guys are at the cigar place and James joins them and I just love how supportive

the guys are. You know, I very rarely agree with the guys on this show, but they're also supportive of Tom. Every single one of them, except for Peter actually is wearing a stupid hat. Yeah. Plus, they're hard. Like, we're like dark plastic hats. Yes.

Right. James is wearing like a pink kind of like, uh fedora type thing from I say hobo as it was used back in the day. Hobos, please don't get to fit modern hobos. Please don't take offense. And then Tom number two is wearing one of those little tiny like guys hats from the guy from Popeye. He's always selling hamburgers.

I'll take a hamburger today. I'll pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be. Yeah, well that's fitting. I didn't even realize that was his name. No offense. So they're all reflecting like, well, like, Tom's 36, whatever. And like, why is 36 so much more than 35? And James is like, you're 36.

I'm 26. can you believe it on 26 and you're 36 that's 10 years difference girl 10 years different it's like copying on a star long space you probably got the same lungs I have to say that and Jackson's just like turning red and shaking you know he hates James so much yeah and then they start talking it what. And then they start talking, what did, why did they start talking about hall passes? I don't know, because Kate, like, I think Tom Schwartz had something like,

oh, I love Katie home tonight, go on a hall pass. And then that somehow talked about the fact that she once had like, she dipped in the lady pond, or just got the lady pond discussion in general. And it's end of all it's like, dude, I never told this story, but one time like Lala Ariana and I got wasted and like Lala was like, Hey, Ariana, I want you to your pussy and she went to the backseat and then

like Lala totally ate her pussy. It was like, dude, she went to town. Bro, it was like, it was like she was driving the marina Del Rey, dude. It was forever. It was forever and we're all upset about it. Yeah, it just never ended. And James was like, did you have a threesome, Rob? And Tom's like, little Iroh Suckage. What'd you say?

Collateral Suckage. Yeah. And Tom's like, couldn't do it. And James tells us, Lola is a maniac in the bedroom. All right, it's quite impressive, really. And he's like, yeah, Kalatou used to have got on some Kalatou's suckage. Definitely would have sucked you into it.

She does handstands. There's no stopping horny Lola. It's quite amazing, actually. I mean, you smashed her to, Jacks, right? Oh, Jacks is, Jacks is, Jacks is, Jacks is, because those are fast stocks, like high stocks. Yeah, high stocks, right?

And he's like, oh, come on, you smashed her to, Jacks. Jacks, Jacks, like, no, I never smashed La La, because then I would have been cheating on Brittany and I never did that before. Yeah, never would have done that, beating himself in the head with a little stone. Yeah. Never would have done that.

Yeah, yeah, so he's like, it's like, tread lightly. Tread lightly, man, tread lightly. James's like, what are you going to do about it? He's like, yeah, so he's like, it's like tread lightly tread lightly man tread lightly James like what are you gonna do about it? He's like, ah Won't be any wherever how about that? Yeah, I'm the number one guy in this group That's what you roll over when dude. Yeah, I'm the number one dude. He brings that back up again For guy so Billy Lee is sorting menus, talking to Lee's Savannah pump, and Lee said just wants to know like I've talked to Katie and basically know and that she's avoiding Lala and that they're going to work well together, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, and

she's like, I can deal with it. So you've got this, you've got this Billy Lee lap. Yeah, we can't have this restaurant split down the middle. And the middle is where the host is standing. It really is splitting. Patriot ignorance. It's what this restaurant stands against. Like this restaurant is like a temple to ignorance. Are you fucking kidding?

Yeah. Greg, this is like the Taj Mahal of fucking ignorance. We also stand against recipes that were created after 1989. We stand against, we stand against ignorance like we stand against, Tuna Tata. Oh, okay. So, so now we go over to Bernice apartment and La La goes over there because you can take another picture for the next girl's night in flyer. So I guess there was more than just one. So they're making another flyer. And what? Two. Wow. So, of course, as soon as La La comes over, Jack's like, oh, by the way, so I heard Thomas saying

that you went down on Ariana, is that true? Because that's why I totally heard. Like, it's just like totally like, Jack's. Just Jack's. Yeah, he's just Jack's, because he's, of course, Taddle telling on someone else while leaving out the part where he fucked Lala. Yeah, exactly.

He's always happy to tattle. Yeah, so that's not gonna come up. Yeah, so Lala, of course, she denies it because she's like, I'm not going to confirm anything until I talk with Ariana because I don't wanna blow up her spot, you know? So, Dax is just like, oh, and yeah, by the way, you should also tell James, not talk about your sexual history

either in front of all of us because like, you know, that was really gross that's something he did. I'm like you're the one who just blabbed to Lala about this thing like don't act like James is the only one just like totally black and scrupulous. Yeah is that something about your handstands or sexual history which is like not involving me at all so and L Lala's like, he is sick, salimah. So then Tom dances into the restaurant and one of his striped glasses. You know, I guess he's still on his birthday blast. And he's like, with Lisa, with Vicar.

And Billy's like, she literally just left. He's like, see you tomorrow. Not in here at all for a scene. And then he just cuts to Ariana looking at him with the soda gun going. Like I've never seen someone look so angry filling up a glass of club soda. She's like, just seething.

So mad. So Tom like walks over to her and she's like, am I in trouble? And she's like, I literally just got a call from Lala. And you're like, dude, it's not that big of a deal. That's probably not the answer you should have. Oh, yeah. You're just trying to look cool on your birthday.

And she says- Your girlfriend's mad, yeah. She says she's not ashamed about what happened, but she's pissed at told him. She's like, my sexuality is not something that's used to sound cool to a bunch of dudes. I'm like, straws aren't really made to use to cut up for cocaine either,

but that's totally what they do. You know, that's totally what this news did. Probably the every guy across the country. Yeah. I'm like, yeah! She's probably getting high fives from dudes every time she goes to Vegas. So yeah, so she's basically lecturing Tom and being like, um, it's just like not your thing to tell. Like this was my sexuality. It's not yours to go around telling everyone. He's like, yeah,

but I was slightly annoyed that night because I'm like, um, I was like, this is not gonna end well for Tom for him to say I was slightly annoyed when she's like you're using my sexuality around jacks Yeah, he's trying to read her. She just was like leave my bar right now Get the fuck out of here. She's like your hats annoying your faces annoying get out He's like So um so now it's like time to get ready for the big birthday party. Yeah, the skating party. Getting back and forth to get ready for the skating party.

Kiddie is like, the last time I went roller skating, I knocked the wind out of myself, which is something I really wish I could have seen. Who is dangling a taco in front of a pit for Katie to roll into? So Tom and Ariana, she's like, so obviously we have things to talk about. Like when you talk about anyone's sexuality without their consent, it's really not okay. Yeah, but there was part of me that was annoyed because you guys were wasted. I'm like, oh, shut up.

You were wasted too. And by the way, why were you driving? Okay, that's my big question. Okay, take an Uber. Can this happen in the back of an Uber next time? I'm more worried for you, kids. That's a good point. That's a good point.

Arrive alive. Don't drink and drive. Yeah, kind of like us. I don't think three, you know, someone going down on your girlfriend would probably be all that new in LA, but don't drive drunk. We've had Uber now for years, okay? You have no excuse. Exactly. So, you know, Aaron is like, well, you know, everything's out in the open now, and it's like annoying because I didn't want it to be that way. And she's like, and Tom's like, I don't want to be that guy.

You're like my treasure, my little treasure. So which was cute. And then Ariana's basically like, well, I'm really mad at him, but he thought he was being cute and he wasn't. And he was failing. And I don't know. So she basically takes pity on him.

Yeah, I wanted some more beatings, you know? I really like when a man gets slapped across the face with a magazine or something, like fold up a newspaper Come on. I really think that soda gun glare was pretty much like as potent as about 10 different scenes of fighting and screaming like that just like way she held that in That glass. I mean like That was terrifying like you know that somewhere Diana was carrying. She's like I cannot go down there. It is scary

So we cannot serve anymore seven up like you know that somewhere Diana was carrying. She's like, I cannot go down there. It is scary. She has a gun. We cannot serve anymore, seven up. There's so much anger involved in the current kind of stuff. I know. So yeah, then we see Stasi and she's, she's gossiping to Bo about, gossiping slash also scolding him about his shirt, but she's gossiping about the Ariana thing.

And Stasi of course has the exact sort of reaction. They'd expect from her, which is, why't any girls want to go down to me? What's wrong with me? Like it's probably because that they went down on you. They don't want to hear like a sonnet from Leyma's Rob. Oh gosh. She starts singing on my own. So James, so now we're at the party and James is talking to Lala or no, Sheena. I don't sometimes I get that James goes, I don't know why there are nothing alike.

So James goes up to Sheena and he goes, what's that you're getting? Because she's at the buffet. She's like, I'm not gonna chase. Is that a real question? Who says that? Only on this show. Yeah. She is. So what's up with you, Nat? And all you guys fucking?

Because that's what I heard. Oh! And then he starts doing the housewives thing where he starts just like pulling his hair, you know, like, handsleap when she's upset. He's guys a little bit. And of course, she knows, instead of she knows being like,

oh my god, you're a pig. And she's like, Yes! She's like, I thought about fun. I really don't want to complicate it. And not being like, oh my god, you're a pig. She's like, yes. I don't want to replicate it. And I was like, oh my god, about something. He was like, hold up on my, he's like, I just wanted a good story. It's like, then why'd you go up to Cena? Have you ever gotten a good story from Cena?

Bless her heart. And James is like, Rick, Rick, do you want some chicken? Want some chicken? Rick, I was like, oh no, I can't do chicken because in third grade, I wasn't good at my subtraction tables. And anyone who was good got to go to the chicken room, but I had to go back to the Winnie the Pooh room.

I feel bad for Winnie the Pooh. He's just being stared at by sad children, you know. Especially Rick. Yeah. Happy children are watching like Peter Pan or something. Yeah, so then he's like, he's like, I need a fucking fork. And then she just like offers her slimy fork

and he's like, I'll find another one. Oh, good. So Lala comes up and hugs Ariana and they talk about their thing. And Ariana goes, I'm sweaty. Do I look sweaty? She's like, um, no, you don't look sweaty. As I sweat, by the way, I'm sitting right next to the heater as usual.

There's been a lot of sweat issues for the Tom and Ariana. Yeah. True this week. So obviously, when you called, I had no idea what you said. She's like, um, girl, I'm not blowing up your spot, okay? And then Ariana talks a little bit more about how people don't really respect bisexual people, which is true. And she's like, that's why I don't really talk about it that much.

And Lala tells us, she's like, if James is disgusting and I am not putting up with it any more. Oh, I'm going to tell my man. You're gonna tell my man. Yeah, so you know that this was Tom who gave this news out. I know that Lala is also mad about James talking about hamstands and all of that stuff, but this was Tom, guys. Yeah, yeah, it's like a standard band and pump rule.

There's always got to be an episode of band and pump rules where the guys all get together and then just like out their girlfriends for whatever sexual things they're doing and they're all laugh about it. And then of course, Jack's goes and tells the girls. Jack says a violator of like, I mean, it's not good that the guys are doing that, but Jack's is like the number one bro code violator. Not that, I mean, obviously, we get around anyway because it's on TV. But, you know, for Jack's is, for Jack's for Jackson's always claiming to be the number one dude and whatever. And he's probably the one who probably choose someone to most of violating Broco.

He is the biggest broco. Broco, he fucked Kristen. I bet to say, he also fucked his best friend's girlfriend. Yeah. So, um, Sheena and Katie are, are, are sitting down after trying to skate because they can't do it. And Sheena's like, I'm way better at ice skating. What's she so that girl just do that? I skating up a lot better but this is like a lot harder.

So I'm like oh my god I can't like ice skate as much. Is it crazy that like roller skates and ice skating are both cult skating and yet like one has wheels and one has like a blade like how can you confess a wheel and a blade and so be the same thing. Like I don't understand these things and also Adam I've been like varking. So yeah. So roller skating is crazy like Adam was inside of me. So. I've been like fucking yeah, it's great. Rose getting is crazy like Adam was inside of me. So Have you ever tried to go roller skating in Marina Del Rey like every time I try to do that I have sex with Adam

awesome So Katie's like yeah, like I never heard anybody talking about real estate and apparently they're all like pros of that I just love that Katie has just like wound up in the little black hole in the middle of the rank. She's like, and so Katie ends up in the black hole complaining at a roller skating party, which is like the most fun anybody's had all season. So Billy comes over and like, you know, like Billy has like, you know, like Billy's had like a moment. She's like, she's like understands and she's like a poll, she apologizes for, you know, she Billy's had like a moment. She's like, she's like understands, and she's like a politic, she apologizes for, you know,

she just, she little comes in, and she's like, Katie, I just wanna, I wanna apologize, you know, cause at this point now that she's like, has some time to simmer down, she's like, realizes she was really like, just reacting to like her personal triggers and stuff. And Katie's like, you did me really fucking dirty.

I'm like, listen Katie, I have been, I have been, it's not that I've been standing up for you, Katie, but I have been coming down on Billy Lee for letting her personal and security is like, color the way she's been looking at this whole thing. You should say, you know what, thank you so much. I didn't mean to be a bitch about it. Instead of being like, you didn't mean really fucking dirty. I mean, Katie, how many people have you done fucking dirty over the past six years? Yeah, I'm at Katie and Billy Lee is like, I'm sorry, I just lashed out with that tweet. She's like, it's just such a magic.

And she's like, do you want to continue with this negative negativity? Or do you want to move on? And Katie goes, um, there's another girls night. And obviously you're invited. Please come. That's all the warm embrace of Katie. And then Katie's turn to say, um,

I get that she had a hard life, but she can't put that on me. I can. Okay, we'll, okay, we'll just pretend we didn't see any of those scenes of you last season falling through a window, crying about it. Oh God, no kidding, when you were 16 or whatever. So, uh, Billy Lee is like, thanks for including me. She was, um, you were always included. Including me she was um you were always included She's got to hit the so much so Lala Lala calls James over and he's skating and she comes over and or he comes over and she's like what now And she goes what now she's what now you were having time with boys and you start talking about me giving handstands in bed James and he's like

She's like I would never talk about you sexually. Oh really? Oh, I guess you would talk about what he does sexually with everybody else just not you. It's like something's our private if they're with you They're private, but they're not whatever Those are the crits on this show. I can't I know at all all times. Yeah, so he's like, I'm trying to have new ways, LOLO. I'm trying to have new ways. How do I, however I let a LOLO? I just need to learn how to write. I don't know how to write. I don't know how to read LOLO. Go ahead and have some porridge, LOLO. And then Rikkel skates up very smoothly and she's like, she puts her hand on James and just looks at LOLO. Like, do you need me to step in here, sir? And LOLO just looks at La La like do you need me to step in here sir and

La La just looks at her and guys. Rick hell I'm sorry I called you a twat you're welcome and it Rick hell just skates off. Rick hell is like huh weird did I scream here. Say what you want about Vanderpump rules, but that's one of my favorite lines of all time. That's just... I know that was... I was like, oh, this is the law that I love. This is the law that I love. Alright, well that brings us to the end of another episode of Vanderpump rule.

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