Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Murk in Progress

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today is the one and only, a man who I don't believe would ever get secretly married at on my engagement party But maybe he would and I would support it. It's Ronnie. Caram. How are you Ronnie?

How are you doing sir? I'm doing great babe. How are you doing great? We're talking Vanderpump rules today very exciting We had initially said that today we're going to come out with a crappies nominations, but we still have some like finishing touches. So we're just pushing it to Friday. So Friday will be when we do the big reveal for crappies nominations. It's going to be really real. It's like, it's good this year. This is a really good one. And of course you can come see us at the crappies in New York City on January 27th. That's gonna be our biggest show of all time. Really excited because it's not only just the crappies. It's our 10-year anniversary show. It'll be our 10-year birthday. I think we celebrate our this old podcast is turning 10. I think on January 26th, don't quote me on that. I think that was, I think January 26th, 2012

was our very first episode of Crappens, which is crazy, Ronny. We haven't even really, we keep saying, oh, it's our 10 year anniversary, but I don't think we've actually sort of stopped. I'm been like, wow, it's been 10 years, right? Yeah, I'm not really mischievous like that. I'm just like, yeah, it's 10 years.

You know, I'm more of a cynical person. I'm like, does that mean it's over because things go in like 10 year cycles. So are all the housewives gonna get canceled? You know, is the world gonna end? What's gonna happen? This is definitely the longest I've ever kept a job. I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, that's for sure. I mean, look, we outlasted Real Housewives of Dallas, although we also started before them, so that's not like that's inherent. And then we also outlasted, I would have said Miami, but I mean we outlasted Vicki, okay, like come on, that's something that's I'm gonna get you a cake that just has a big picture of Vicki. Yeah, we've I mean we maybe we'll think about all the things that we got last it and talk about it on the crappiest, just brag, just brag about that last it. Well, like, yeah. I don't really feel like father time of Bravo.

It's like, oh, remember the family van. Although we, we didn't have a podcast record, but how about that? That's our podcast has spanned three presidents. Wow, that is crazy. God, how the world has changed. Three, that is crazy. God, how the world has changed. Three, three, three. You're catching in over your head, over your head, over your head. We've been doing this long enough where we've seen Heather DeBrogo and Heather DeBro come back.

And then the other things. We have seen so many faces on just like a couple of people on during the 10 years. We have seen so many faces on just like a couple of people on during this 10 years. We've seen so many facial changes. We have seen such an evolution in plastic surgery over the past 10 years. And fillers, I mean, fillers were invented. A lot of shit has happened, guys. Everything has happened and everything has changed.

So people moved from square boobs to round boob implants. To square hair with Whitney. Yeah. To square hair with Whitney. To square hair with Whitney. I like that someone was like, oh no, that's a Utah thing. Yes, thank you. It's nice to know that. So go buy a live ticket.

I mean, yeah, go buy shows. Well, go buy tickets for the crappies. And also all our other live shows, Jersey sold out the next night and then Boston has some tickets left that same weekend. But we're going all over the place including Los Angeles coming up in February, get to come back to LA for a while and everywhere. Tons of other places. We should actually read a list at some point because people probably don't know but go to crappens.com and check it out. We'll do a list, we'll do a list refresh maybe when

we announce the crap, when we talk about the crappies, for Friday, when they come out on Friday, you know, so it sounds good. Yeah. Ten years and we're still pausing for each other. Yeah. We're still making an effort to not overtalk each other. Also, it's never gonna happen.

No, never. So let's get into pump rules. So we did skip last week's episode because guess what? We wanted you. Yeah, we're on vacation and I'm not coming back for no Vanderprim rules. Well, guess what?

It turned out to be a fucking hilarious episode. I don't know if I was just cut off from the Bravo juice for a while. So when I watched it, I mean, I died laughing. I thought it was so funny. I think it's kind of getting back. It's showing glimmers of roots. There's Whitney again going back to SLCD Salt Lake City recap again. But it's showing a glimmer of its roots here.

You've got Brock's and Shina trying to get free shit off of people. Yeah. Lala's you know Lala's crazy life. James tried to control Rick L's Bachelorette party, which turned into a whole episode fighting about penis draws. Yes, I forgot about that. I feel like it was like three weeks ago since last week. Yeah, I mean look I three weeks ago since last week. Yeah, I mean, look, I'm enjoying this season. I think, now that I think about it, I think the reason why it's a little tough is because everything else on Bravo

has been kind of just been, like, as they say, fire, but it has been, like, everything has been so good. And so when you have something that's like, pretty good, like, it's okay. Um, I think it feels shitty in comparison. When you have Salt Lake City doing amazing things and you have like Miami and you have girls trip and orange, even Orange County is good. I mean, Orange County is great right now. So like when everything is kind of great and then you have Van and Pum Bruegel's just being okay, it sort of makes it feel like it's actually worse than it is,

but you know, I still find myself actually getting invested and getting emotionally, I still find myself getting angry, which I think is like, as long as Vanoprom Brawl's can make you angry, it's really doing its job. Yes, agreed. So the biggest thing that happened at least to me was this fucker Brock, okay?

Called that one, you know you can spot a mooch and a loser From miles away and especially this one because he's built like a block, okay? But this fucking guy trying to sneak a free wedding out of Lala and Rand, okay? So he's like listen, I've got a great idea. I want to have it I'm gonna get engaged to share I'm gonna ask him to marry me, and then I'm gonna have a surprise wedding. And so what I want to do, Rand, is I want it to be a big, Randall Emmett movie premiere.

The only people that can be on the poster are really old men who look like they're about to shit themselves. Everyone will come. It'll be amazing. And then he just leaves. So Rand is all excited to get this attention, because he lives for this shit. Yeah.

And then it comes time to pay bills. And Brock won't return anybody's text, because he figured if he was going to make it all about Rand, Rand would do it. Yeah. So you know it's funny, because you have had Brock's number all year, like all season you have. And I've been actually a little slightly more of an apologist like he doesn't really get under my skin the way he seems to get onto your skin. But I actually feel like today's

episode was the one where I was like, okay, sir, you've now crossed the line for me because he has been, he has been like mooching and you know, I sort of felt like yeah, with the whole thing with the app where he asked James and making appearance, you know, and James is like, yeah, I was asking and you know, like, I know you were a little bit more on James aside. I was a little bit more on Brock's side. But today's episode was the day when I was like, sir, you are, okay, you, you are like a Willie Lomon type, not Willie Lomon, but like, I was like, you're a scammer, basically,

you're a user piece of shit is what you are. You're a moochie using piece of shit and you need to cut that shit out and stop saying I'm paying my child support, like someone's gonna show up and ring your bell to make you sign for a fucking award for paying your child support this many years later, okay? And Shina is also a mooch, any user.

Look how Shina is, you know Shina's directing him to do all of this shit, because we find out today that Shina's known the whole time that she's gonna have a surprise engagement. So, who do you think is coming up with these ideas? It's Shina too, It's Sina too! But I don't think that like I'm not mad at Sina because like that's we know that about Sina. Like that's Sina, right? So that's just Sina being Sina. She's like living up to her thing.

But with Brock there's almost this idea that well Sina's telling us that he's like, oh my god, Brock, he's like so wonderful and he cares about everyone. But like, you know, we're realizing that he's kind of ultimately kind of like terrible with money and terrible with money and then just always asking for money. That's what we're seeing here. And you know, like people are allowed to be terrible with money, like that's part of life.

Sometimes is learning how to be all right. Well, the smart thing is terrible with it, is that he's getting it from everybody else for his, it's like this guy comes into town, get some lady on a TV show, pregnant, okay. And then does his best to munch off of her contacts to build his own little empire. I mean, period, that's it. That's all I see. And that's all I will now.

He's hot as hell, okay. And especially, I mean, I saw him in real life and I was like, Love you. Love your white jeans. I even approve of your white jeans. In this circumstance, I approve. And he seems like a fun, good person, but he also seems like a scammer.

Yeah, yeah, you could be both. Like he actually seems really nice, although there is that whole domestic abuse thing, but then he does generally seem like oh god That's right. How did that even flip and you're a fucking domestic violence, but as old to Check that on as far as we can tell it looks like he is someone who has at least I can't say it because we're here I'm calling the scammer and then I'm like well He looks like he might have done some of the work

But like that's the scammer thing to do is to make you think that they've done the work But what he's a scammer with goals. You know what I mean? Scammers may be too hard because those are like the people who call you on the phone. Like he's at least leaving the house to do it, but he's got goals to build a business and all of this. And I, you know, I get, I commend him for that, you know, but. Yeah, I think when I say scammer, I mean more of like the lighthearted version of it.

I might be using it incorrectly because I feel like people say things like scammer now where it's like I'm not saying he's like dirty John and a car An artist but he's someone who is like, oh, you're just trying to like You're just trying to get you're like you're saying that you that that you want one thing But you just want me to pay for it all like like oh, I see what I probably am not using the slang correctly He's he's fine. he's manipulating away to get, to get shit for himself from richer people than him. And you know what? Poor people get married to you.

My parents did it. They were very poor. They got married in the back of like a fucking rec center or something. I mean, poor people get married too. And I know Shina might want something bigger, but she's not fucking something bigger. She's fucking you.

Okay, so she gets what she gets. Well, I, I mean, I'm gonna, I probably, I'm gonna weigh in on this a little bit more when we get to this part of the episode. So I'm just gonna put a pin on it in terms of that. But I will say that I think Ariana posted something on Twitter last night. I sort of saw some tweets where she said that there was an issue.

I guess like they were gonna do maybe the movie premiere thing or something was gonna happen but then COVID hit and like all these events I think it was around when Delta was hitting. You know what? I'm not even gonna bother trying to cite this tweet that I don't have in front of me and I'm like giving it's I'm just giving It's own information. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do misinformation But I will say that Ariana was the looting to the fact that there was that COVID impacted venues and that impacted Brock's plan. So I don't know if that that that COVID made venues $20,000 that he didn't have.

Well, that's the thing. I think it's very frustrating for to hear him say how he asked, like you said, has he has to be his child support, whatever. Um, but like, why are you? What if you have child support, if you've got these payments, why are you investing like doing like you investing in the very risky business prospect of a startup app in a very crowded marketplace where you don't have any background in this? Like yes, you work in fitness, but do you have a background in launching an app

and an app with a name that has already been used and we looked it up in what previous episode, like used many, many times. So like why are you don't have clearly any majorly proven business acumen? So why are you squandering all that money? And then asking for more money for a wedding. And then spending even more on a wedding ring.

That's not for us. Through Kyle Chan. Through Kyle Chan. Through the free wedding giver, the free wedding ring giver of Vanderpump rules. So he even uses their contacts to mutual wedding ring, you know? Well, but he didn't, it looked like it wasn't that free. It was $25,000.

Yeah. But the point is this, it's not. But the point is that everyone's allowed to spend the money the way they want to spend their money. But I feel like when you're on reality TV, we are allowed to weigh in a little bit because that's just what the audience members do. And I also feel like if you can spend the money however you want to spend the money, but then the moment that you start saying like, oh my god, I don't have the money for this or that, that's the time when it's like, well, now that you're like

complaining to me, I'm gonna have to say maybe you shouldn't have spent that money on X, Y, and Z. All right, but for me, it's not about that because it's not money management. I think that he was never planning on spending that money, you know what I mean? I don't think he was ever thinking, like I'm gonna have a $20,000 or 30, whatever,

engagement party where I'm gonna get married to Shina. He was thinking, how am I gonna get this shit for free? And then the minute he finds out it's not for free, it's like, okay, well, forget that. Let's move on to the next way we can get it for free, which is crashing someone else's and gave some authority out of a destination and get out of my- Yeah, listen, I-

My head almost fucking popped off in this episode. I know. Now I will say, I do, here comes a nice semi reversal. If you do have child support payments and if you have like, if you are investing in a, in a startup, no matter how boneheaded the idea is, you know, I can imagine trying to get some free shit. Like heck, I would do the exact same thing. I'd be like, can I get some, can I get some free shit? But like, uh, well, they're Bravo stars. So their way of getting free shit is calling ventors

and saying, I'm on Bravo. If we give your event space publicity, can I get it for a discounted rate? I mean, we've seen Bravo people working it for years and years to get free shit. They're masters at it. So if he's gonna at least put in the work of trying to become like a Bravo person,

that's the way you get free shit. You don't crash other people's things and then go to your actual friends asking for free shit. You can get it through business. Well, that whole thing, okay fine, I was gonna wait till that part of the episode but fine, I can no longer contain myself. That's where I lost it, okay.

Like now, is it obnoxious that James and Raquel are having another engagement party when they already had Raquela? Yes, it is so, so the entire thing that they're doing is already obnoxious. But the fact that Brock wants to have a secret wedding at someone else's engagement party is so tacky and so awful. And it is so, and I mean, even admits it later on

that he's basically doing because it's a pretty setting. It's like, sir, you know what you can do? You can also drive out to fucking Malibu because you live in Los Angeles and one of the privileges of living in Los Angeles is you can drive to the beach. Drive to the beach, stand out there on the beach and have a wedding right there. It's literally so beautiful that like people whole, you know, have weddings there all the time. Well that was member Neptune's net, Jackson's engagement spot was Neptune's net out there. So yeah, drive out there, get some

fried fish and pop the question. Literally, you don't have to go to some like sandstone castle in the middle of San Tinez to pop the question, but he wants it to be on camera. And I guess maybe the crew wasn't willing to go to Malibu. Listen, pull a page from the city I grew up in Al Paso. Love you Al Paso. Get married in a public park. We pay our taxes for that shit, okay? Sheenah can stand on the top of the slide. You can get on one knee at the bottom and propose. She slides down, tries not to kick you in the face. We take some pictures. We go home, you know? I don't need all of this. Yeah, I think that the

whole thing that makes me feel so strange about this is that's one thing if they were going to have like a hundred people, but just four people. So it's a deeply portable wedding. Like it can really be done in so many different places and where they live, they are so, go to the top of R onion Canyon, go to Griffith Park Observatory, go to Malibu, go to San Monica, go to San Monica Pier, go to Long Beach, go to Marshall's, go to... Okay, now you're going crazy. Go to long beach. Stand on the vessel.

Stand on the vessel. Go to the aquarium. Go to the aquarium of the Pacific. Like there's like, go to the Hollywood. Just be creative. As if you know, say I want to be with you forever and I'm going to do, you know, the whole La La Land. It just take you to all the locations from La La Land.

You know something, just something free, okay? Stop mooching, it's like mooch. This is a city that is built on free experiences because there's so many people in the city who are like aspiring actors and writers and directors and this and singers at dancers. So like, they always say LA is a good city to be poor and because like, there's a lot of people

who are aspiring to be things. So that means there's a lot of people who are aspiring to be things. So that means there's a lot of people who are not only aspiring, but also getting married and trying to have like, you know, fun things. There's always doing strange weddings in all different corners of the city. So like just do that. Yeah, no, he planned on, he basically planned

on getting some free shit and then backfired in his face and now he looks like a total jackass. No, it's not the other thing, but it's not only, I started to interrupt, it's not only some free shit and then back fired in his face and now he looks like a total jackass. No, it's not the other thing that I was not only, oh, it's not an interrupt. It's not only just free shit. What he really wants to do is he wants to get married at this mansion that they're going to. There's going to be photos and then he can send photos to people and say, look at this place where we got married as if he had rented out the mansion. Well, that's the thing. Like she knows, of course, going to post this all over Instagram and all of her friends are gonna post it all over Instagram

Making it look like they paid for this venue, you know this beautiful castle or wherever they're going I mean, it's just and she is being terrible and so we'll get to that So the other thing that happened last week was Rakell was talking to Kate her sister Who by the way love how much Kate hates James. With your girl. Like, he is just a total red, he's like red flag personified. So they're talking about James

and the bachelor at party that they're gonna plan. And James is like, just don't do something trashy. You know, I don't want something but you know, girls and fairs and gang drunk and then you know know cocks everywhere. And then Kate said, but penis straws are a thing. Like it's for fun. Don't worry about it.

He's like, no, I won't have it. I won't have it. I don't like it. It's trash air. So then it becomes, okay, this guy's controlling you. What she totally is. Yeah. I mean, he totally is.

So then the whole episode, it somehow gets boiled down to Cockstrauss I think from Lala because Lala's just stirring the shit as much as possible So Mama sees a couple different people she sees SantaVal while he's getting ready for her Give them Lala party and putting on makeup bro. This makeup. Yeah So he's doing that and she's of course like well, James is being really controlling with Lala and I'm super worried about it And then she tells Brock when Brock comes to get you know, trying make his pitch for free shit from her and Rand and So then Brock is like well, I'll have a talk with him main demand

He pulls him aside at the it talk with him, man to man. So he pulls him aside at the, at the give them Lala party and it's like, bro, or we've got to talk about this controlling thing, bro. It's famous strolls, and James loses it as usual and starts yelling at Brock and has this big fight and then pulls Lala aside to say like, why the fuck are you talking about me more? Like now you're telling everyone I'm controlling. And she's like, you know what? G-Joo, the reason I do that is because, like, I love you.

And that's where it comes from. I love you. Jamison. Yeah, it was one of those things. And they actually like squash it, like relatively maturely compared to the past. But it was funny because they had a conversation to talk the episode and then Lala just went

and just told everyone about James and the Pina Strauss. And I think my favorite thing that came out of that was that James and Raquel have a conversation and he's like, he's like, do you think I'm controlling? I'm about thought that like, that was one of the things that you liked about me is that I like make decisions.

She goes, oh, that's the thing I like the least about you. But I love that he thought that was an asset in being controlling. Yeah, so that was pretty much that episode, but Manit had me angry, it had me laughing. All my favorite things to do with Vanderpump rules. Commissions, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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they're going to open up a sandwich shop together, which is something that is a story line that continues this episode. But first we start over at Lala's house and Katie comes over and Lala's got like the machine on her boobs, like she's milking or pumping. I always say that, so disrespectful. I'm sorry everyone. And Lala's like, yeah, this thing can suck your tits off. And they just are talking about this.

Shady's like, yeah, I don't even think about that. Like Tom's been using that machine on himself for years. Like, he's used it so much he's actually starting to make milk, which is kind of amazing, right? And Mama was like, yeah, it feels good. You know, like they always say if you're planning on breastfeeding, like, twist your nipples about, but I did a lot of nipple play before my pregnancy. So I'm God.

Yeah, she's like pre-ocean sex was like a couple times a week. Like, blowies were happening really often, but like becoming a mom, because I'm a mom, and that's what I am, because I have a baby and my baby's here, because I'm a mom, you don't want that in your mouth anymore. I mean, I'm like, do people really want rams junk in their mouth really when they're not a mom? I just don't understand.

Well, it's like winning monopoly and then someone's like, all right, well now what should I buy? Monopoly's over, sir. Okay, I won the game. Well, I was basically sitting on a pile of fake money, you know, in different colors. Like I don't have to give Bloy's anymore. Like I got to the top of the,

I got to the top of Bloy Mountain and I'm done. He gives a new meaning to community chests. So Lala says Lala's now decided to start up her feud with Ariana again. She's like, yeah, Ariana didn't say one word to me at the given Lala event, which I didn't even pick up on. So I'm like, okay, so this feud is back. I kind of had wished this feud had been raging all season long.

It's kind of bothering me that they're not like the promise of that first episode where Ariana was over Lala. I was so excited for that being a thing that we could just rally behind. So Lala's like, yeah, not even a high. I like, I don't know why I'm shocked. She doesn't even acknowledge anything in my world at all. I'm like, you behind. So Lala's like, yeah, not even a high. I don't know why I'm shocked. She doesn't even acknowledge anything in my world at all. I'm like, you know what Lala? Ariana was like, so,

Ariana was the one who basically kept Lala in the group. And then Lala then went and turned and then joined the Mean Girls and became so obnoxious and so insufferable. And then she wonders why Ariana doesn't want to have really anything to do with her anymore. Yeah, that's very Lala. She'd be like, what?

Why is everybody being so mean to me? She just goes around trying to ruin everybody. So Katie's like, you know what? I really don't want to be in like a Lala in Adriana and Ariana sandwich. What sandwich? It's going on the menu. It's going on.

It's our Nancy Myers sandwich shop. I cannot wait It's going to be just like a Nancy Myers movie. To that, I say, you have a baby in a bar. Oh, is that from which one we've got from? That's a Reese with her speed. Well, that's from sweet home Alabama, but Nancy Myers, I'm looking at a list of Nancy Myers movies. Apparently, she did home again, which was, I think, a sequel to Sweet Home Alabama. Oh, is it really? Oh, I know she did. Obviously, it's complicated and that one with something's got to give.

Oh, I mean, I feel like a lot of her movies are just like cutesy phrases. Like, that's the way the good thing about that's the way the father of the bride. Well father of the bride is a best cooky crumbles baby boom baby boom yet she loves the Diane Keaton vehicle. Yes, God I loved me some baby boom back in the day. So anyway, so anyway they're gonna open the shop and and is like, yeah, I mean, I got into business with my best friends before. And then we see a flashback of her and Sassian Kristen cheering to the witches of WeHo wine, and then just sitting there, just content with each other.

I was like, I did get quite a large nostalgic twinge for that moment. And for the two WeHo. So let's see, witches of WeHo, I'm sorry, I got a little distracted because twins for that for that moment. And for the video. Yeah. So let's see, which is if we, I'm sorry, I got a little distracted because I put those under eye, those under eye things on, you know that they use on real housewives of Beverly Hills all the time. And so I put some on and I was like, I wonder how they're doing.

So I got out my phone to look at myself. They've slipped all the way down to my cheek and I still have baggy eyes. I didn't still have big cheeks. Okay, well these didn't work for me. So there, I think I'm doing it wrong. That's okay. Okay, sorry everybody. So the point is Katie's like,

you know, when things go down south, the business goes down south. And I'm all like, I'm not going down south on anybody. I'm a mother now. Okay. So basically Katie says that she and Ariana are going to be going to a leases place to get some tips. Cause Katie's like, yeah, I didn't exactly go to business school, which is funny because she certainly acted that way when it came to shorts and sandies.

And she goes, although to be fair, a lot of everything, a lot of the thing that she was saying were completely correct. So she goes, remember when we were in Palm Springs and Rand was making his final pitch to invest and I was like, it's okay Randall, when I have a business, you can invest in it. Well, we're officially gonna set up a meeting to talk to him.

At which point, I thought Lala was gonna be like, absolutely not because I will not be the next ex-wife because you know that any time a lady meets with Randall, she's probably like, is this it? Is this the end of my marriage? You know, he's always wanted to have a place where he can just come into act like he owns it, run up tabs he never pays for,

do cook frequently on the tables during business hours with Bruce Willis, so. We set up a meeting with Rand. Okay, so just let the line of moochies begin. Okay? Just a bunch of like, almost washed up people looking for damn money. Well, but this makes sense if they're trying

to start up a shop. Like that makes, like I feel like asking for, if you're basically just sitting home doing adult coloring books and you're like, I want to start a sandwich shop. Like you're like, okay, I'm gonna have to ask for money on this one because my coloring books have you're like, I want to start a sandwich shop. Like, okay, I'm going to have to ask for money on this one because my coloring books have brought me to revenue.

Like as opposed to I want to, as opposed to like, I want to have an over the top engagement party for TV, you know? Yeah, that's true. I just don't ever forget that Katie was hideous to Lala and called her a whore multiple times before Lala got the PJ. So now of course here's Katie asking for a handout from the woman she accused of using which she was, you know, accused of using this man for his money. So now Katie is like, well, I'll use this money to then. Yeah. How about that? Lala goes, listen, all

you have to do is just have to offer a sandwich named after him. That's all he wants. I'm like, I'm sure he wants that. I mean, I want that. I want a Ben and Ronnie sandwich. Like, it would be, I don't know what the Ben and Ronnie sandwich really would be. Probably is a bad path to go down.

But, like, I think that Rand is going to ask for a lot more. I feel like getting in business with Rand is a dangerous, dangerous thing. It is because I really do think that Rand would be the type that just walks in every day, brings 10 people in and it's like, I'm getting lunch, I'm getting lunch, everybody. And then just leaves without paying because he's part owner of this restaurant. Yeah, he's like mafia. Like he will do that. Yes, he really will.

He will 100% do that. And then he'll make start making demands and he'll like next you know there's going to be like a like one of those what's that golf video game thing in the corner and they'll be some annoying hockey jersey hanging over what's supposed to be a feminine salmon shop, you know. Yeah, this is not a good idea. So let's see then we get to Schwartz at home. Just, wow, I mean, I can't. This is like a people of Walmart picture.

Not as classy though. So it's Schwartz and like a bucket hat and some sort of long t-shirt. And he's just, he looks sad and I almost feel like what's, he looks sad, but what's even sadder. I think why he looks so sad is that you feel like he put this on for TV to show how sad he looks. And the fact that he thought that on some level, this was going to be entertaining to us is what makes it saddest of all. I mean, it may be sad for you, but I'm the one watching it.

So I think I'm the sadder one in this in this equation. So yeah, but he always looks sad, by the way. He looks sad. That's Schwartz. He does. He's like as a bit of pain. You know, he has that ghost pain with his grey skin. He's like, I lived in this house once.

Maybe he is a ghost. He's like a ghost that never... He's just already like inhabiting a ghost persona without having actually tied. He's just a ghost that never, he's just already like inhabiting a ghost persona without having actually tied. He's just going up to people and like caressing them while they do pottery. And like excuse me, he's like, oh sorry, I forgot, I was alive.

He's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh Get up my pottery wheel sir. Why did he want to pin me up my door He's just locking past the durinda with the red balloon like Hey you get out of my house She's under a hilly jolosman's bed throwing up. I see dead people. I see dead people you do I see a lot of people people. I can check it think of other famous ghosts but I think I'm done. So I can't I can't only think of cartoons now. So let's see so James comes over with some DJ stuff. That's what DJ DJ you know can't drink can't be at prize all day so you know what I do and set up work on it. I work on it bro You want to be a DJ?

I'll show you how to do DJ, bro. Give me a ball, give me a ball, a ball. Give me a ball, all right, here you go. What you think, what you feeling? What you think, what you feeling? Every time, every time. They showed James, he had a water bottle that he was squeezing the life out of

and just manic as fuck this guy. Yes, so you must have been, is that something that you picked up on already? Because then you must have been very, felt very validated by the end of the episode. I was cracking up that they said something, the area on your set something, yeah, because in that scene with Kate,

later on in the episode, he has a water bottle that he's like, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like the guy is about to freak out and, you know, that's, I wonder if we, I wonder what weed is code for, you know? If pasta is code for coke, what is weed code for? Because it ain't weed in my experience. I mean, that shit's crazy, how he's acting. Yeah, he's steroids maybe, I don't know. So, shorts like, oh, thanks for coming over. The reason I called you over is because,

hey, I love you and I've been vibing with you and like You know like you jeppy with a short of the sand of all but we're on a break So you're the next best thing. Well actually you're the second next best thing because I'm actually still friends with Jack Even though he's not on the show. So you're the next next best. Well actually, you know what I also like Hot pockets. So you're the next, next, next best thing. Wait a minute, I like bagel bites too. You know what? They can tie with hot pockets.

Okay, you're still the next, next, next. So he wants to soak up some of James's confidence, which is hilarious because James is one of the most insecure people on this show. But he wants to, I think he's more like saying he wants to soak up James' cockiness, which is different. And he's like, so the way he's gonna do it, I guess, is through DJing and he tells us that,

ever since we opened up Tom, Tom, I knew in the back of my mind, I want a DJ. It's been my dream to play music and one of my own bars. I'm about to have two bars. I'm like, no, Tom, Schwartz. First of all, no one wants to hear you on the ones and twos DJing fish. Okay. Like, Noah wants to hear that because that's what's going to be fish and grateful dead. Um, yeah, nobody needs another, nobody needs another James Kennedy. Okay. When he says,

I want to get your confidence, I think he means that kind of confidence where you're just willing to look like a total ass, you know, and just be fine with it. Yeah, what car rapping here what car rapping here. I want caught with far What come you so So then he's like okay, all right So question what if you're playing music and the crowd's not feeling it? Are you versatile enough to pivot? It's like, oh, well, you know, that would really, you know, when that would happen, that would really like, Ruma-na, and the way I'd do it would be abuse.

But like, like, when you, when you, but now, like, when people are doing it, I'll have like a clear vision. So it's like, it's not me, it's them. I'm like, well, actually, it's probably you, you're probably playing shitty music. And like, listen, I, like, look, he is for sure, like obviously like an alcoholic. And he, but like, you can't blame every single thing,

like, like, it's alcoholism on everything. People not dancing, he was music. Is that crazy? Well, that's what I was thinking today, looking at just kind of watching James and singing blow up again in the water bottle and obviously cracked out on whatever he's taking. And I was thinking, you know, people really luck out

with blaming alcoholism and addiction for every little thing in your life, when it's really not the reason for everything, you know? Like you still, people who have shitty personalities and are sober, still become alcoholics and then sober up again, and still have shitty personalities. Yeah. If you're taking it as a personal offense that people are not are not dancing for whatever it was like pump teeny volume six you know like

that's that's that's like a you issue like they just don't like the music it's not they don't like you're a pump. Whatever we get, they got volume of like the tracks or what was that? Ain't nobody feeling lock I'm feeling you lock I'm feeling you lock I'm feeling well. They're best song. They're best songs by the way. Yeah, good song. So um shorts is like um hey you know um this is what I'm gonna do like if they're not vibing I'm gonna go Hey guys how are we doing tonight? Um hey what can I play for you? Oh yeah sorry I don't have that song but next time you come I will this is my house be out. I was like please end this scene. I'm leaving whatever bar whatever theoretical bar this is I'm leaving and never coming back. And while we're speaking of dreams and people living them, let's go over to

Santa Claus personal planet fitness and the fucking basement of his house or whatever this is. Wow. This is really just like that planet fitness place where they try and make it a club. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't want to work out in a club. Yeah. I don't know if I need blue light when I work out. I actually probably would be better for me. Well, thank God it's pink light and not blue light. Oh my God, blue light can show a lot of things. It's like black light.

I don't need anything showing DNA on variable pump rules. Definitely not. So, it's hand of all is like jumping rope and everything and Brock comes over and he's like, Oh yeah, I need to get in here and get into that room. The blue room, A. Oh, I need this. And that was like the first, not the first time, but I was like, wow, is he gonna try to scam this room?

He's just gonna try to get free membership. He's gonna ask for a kid to this house. Wow, look at this. My, my sips are too ingrained on these. You know what? We should serve a party on these coals. It's my wedding, more of future wedding today, which is today.

All right, everybody, come on, Dan. Yeah, and he brought a vibrating foam roller. He's like, this is more of a wave warming up. And I thought like, it's so funny because I feel like it now so much makes sense because she and many ways, if we had to like say, what VaynerPump rules character is what piece of Jim equipment, Sheena is definitely a foam roller

because I could just totally imagine her just being like rolled over and going over and circles. And they're like, Sheena, he is literally rolling all over his, no, actually like his legs are just like really sore and like actually by rolling over me, it like really helps those calves. So in many ways I'm providing a valuable service. Like Sheena, you're being rolled over. It it really helps those calves. So in many ways I'm providing a valuable service. Like, she know, you're being rolled over.

It's even a vibrating roller. You know, my thought was she and about that. First of all, like you're even warming up with something. You're warming up, which should be free with something she and about you. I know she did. Yeah, she definitely bought that. Or she got at like, I actually would say

that she got as some weird gift at a party. Like some weird party favor. That's a really big gift bag. Not like at a birthday party. You know, can we get a separate room for these gift bags? There's a weird gift there. A hundred two foot long foot roller thing.

Like roller thing. Speaking of scammers, do you remember when the two of us went to a gifting suite once? Yes, I sure do. Because basically, there was a period of time when I kept getting emails that would say, you're invited to a gifting suite at the SLS hotel and then every time I would respond, they would say, I'm sorry, who are you again? And I'd say, like, oh, Ben from Watch Your Crappens, and they would say, I'm sorry, who are you again? And I'd say like, oh, Ben from Watch Your Crappens and they'd say, oh, no, unfortunately, you're not, you can't come.

And I'd be like, well, why are you inviting me in the first place? So they one time I like really put my foot down, I was like, no, we are coming. So then I got Ronnie and we went and there was, it was horrific. It was like the worst gifting seat. Right. It was so bad because you're just so, like that's one of your things, you know? It's like a gifting suite.

That was one of your moments. I thought it was a seed like where. And we get there. And it's like when you go to Disneyland, but you're kind of too old, you know? Like the first time you go is like a teenager, maybe, and you walk in and you just notice how dirty it is. And like how dingy, you know,

you see all the faults in it. It was so bad. Like there was nothing cool. There's only one thing that was cool and I still have it to this day. Like I got this big brass mag light. Flash light, that's amazing. I still have that too.

That flashlight is amazing. But that is amazing. And it came in like a whole pack. It had like a big gold one and then it had a medium gold one, and it's small. I've only kept the big one. Yeah, I don't even remember that. You know, too.

Yeah, it came in like a box, like a fancy box with velvet inside. I mean, it was so nice. And yeah, I've kept that too. I literally just thought of all these years. But like everything else though, like I literally dropped a pen under the couch, but I had to like have a flashlight out.

But everything, this is true story. But everything else, like everything else. I know. Everything else in the gifting suite is like stuff that it's like, I just love you. Daring a pen under the couch, and then bringing out like a two foot long golden flashlight. Well, it's like, no, I had no other option.

That's like my only flashlight. It's like, excuse me. I have to bring it up. I'm fine. Gordon Flashler is from the Gimbe Sweet. But the point is, there was all sorts of weird, useless shit at this low rent gifting suite. And I can imagine a vibrating foam roller being

exactly the sort of thing you would find at that place. Well, people love this. I got my sister the ball version of that brand. Like they make little vibrating balls because she has a hurt wrist so she... she has like a tennis wrist or whatever so she vibrates herself with a little ball. Just stop while you're ahead because you're just making sound worse. Okay, so Tom's like, so how long have you been thinking of this engagement wedding thing? Well, and he's like, oh, I'm kind of into this place. He's 20 grand for the whole venue and it's just not gonna work.

Of course, completely missing the question, which is, how long have you been thinking of this because you wanted to do it within two days and didn't even have a space rented? You lame-o. Yeah, and he's like, we're in homebody and George's born, wedding engagement ring, and I can't afford that, right now, it is what it is. And Sandevol's based like, well, dude,

you just don't love her enough, that's all, which was funny. Yeah. Yeah. So, and then, and then, Tandoval tells them about like, in a situation in the shorts, that they're on a break and everything. And then we go back to shorts and he's telling James that like, you know, like, now that they've had this break, they can sort of get back to business. We can refocus, like, I lost my spark, you know, because, ah, there were like, Tom was

mad and Kater's mad, they're mad at each other. I'm like, you lost your, when did Tom Schwartz ever have a spark? You did not have a spark. You did not have a spark. You're one of those people that like the electricity goes out and you go to check the electric, you go to check the breakers or whatever and there's no, there's no things in them to remove and replace.

Okay, you're empty. Okay, you have no fuses in your box. Sir, the light is out and it's never been long. to remove and replace. Okay, you're empty. Okay, you have no fuses in your box. So highlighters out. Never been on the pilot is not is out on your electric stove that you never plugged in. So then they look on Instagram and and Tom and Brock have put like a picture up saying like hashtag new besties. Then James and Schwartz do a post also, like hashtag the next real duo and they all are like, like,

liking at each other's photos and laughing. Yeah. Um, the thing Brock is, I know you've watched every episode of this show and you know that one of the tenets of this show is that these people were poor. They have been poor most of the show. That's what made it good. They were dirt poor. Even during their first couple of years,

they didn't make any money doing, I mean, they made very little money doing this. So look at Katie's wedding. You know, I can, and I can't believe I'm citing Katie as a good example of anything. But Katie did her when to stay wedding and she did it on a budge with her tea towels and her cricket and it was, you know.

It was cute. She did a good job. You don't have to be rich to be on Badderpuff rules. Okay. I'm surprised Katie's not like busting out a cricket to make some shit to sell on Etsy. Like that feels like it's more of her land. These days. Yeah.

I think that would be a great idea for her, actually. They will. She'd probably be really good at that for the shop. So anyway, now we go to Shina and Brock's apartment where the Shina's holding the baby. We see that there's an, it's all happening. Sign in the nursery.

And Shina's holding Summer Moon. And she's with her mom, she says, well, you know what, she slept until 6'15' this morning. And I swear it was that way to sleep sack. And the mom's like, mm, I think it was be just giving her a bath and that she slept good. No, it was the sleep sack. What do you think? You think it was a sleep sack. And the mom's like, mm, I think it was be just giving her a bath and that she's up good.

No, it was a sleep sack. What do you think? You think it was a sleep sack somewhere around? It was a sleep sack. Sleep sack. The mom's like, thanks, I'm Eric, I'm count. I'm calling you at the incanceling your crop top preschool dress, little bitch.

So Lala comes over and she's like, oh my God, I love this building. Poor people are living so high on the hog. New song. New song. Yeah, and she's just talking, like babbling away about how, you know, her ass is looking perky or ever since she started electrocuting herself at workouts.

And girl, I've tried it. I bought those little electrocution machines off of the Amazon I put them on my stomach and just zap myself. Nothing happens. Doesn't work. I would like of course I probably shouldn't do it while I'm like eating. I was like very consulsive. I Actually do have pizza grease on one of the little pads you stick on you. It's like red had she stick on you. It's like red. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, Cena passes her off to the free version of Lala's Daenerys, her mother, which by the way, that's how to do shit on a budge, okay? Yeah. You're living with Cena. How do you not know? Well, I guess, never mind. I'm ruining my own thing because I believe that Cena's putting Brock up to a lot of this

stuff. No, okay. Well, either way, randomly Brock texts and says, I just argued with myself and I won and lost the argument. So go ahead. That's part of that argument with yourself. You know what, just choose which side you want to land on. So Brock is like, still at the store, love it, babe.

I don't know what we saw that. But then Lala is just like very concerned about them tying the knot because she's just concerned about all this, everything that we've been talking about. And she's like, yeah, well, you know what? I canceled a live podcast and Huntington Pusion this weekend and got like a really huge dress. And like, you like, you like, you like,

like a step in repeat, you have a step in repeat and photographers and told me to get like my nails on. And my mom made sure to have my eyelashes done, but like I didn't really know anything about this wedding. So she and they totally knew everything about this wedding. So then basically to me, that's finding out that Shina basically had the idea, hey, we're on show. We don't have to spend a lot of money like before we want to get my ring

and we still want to have it on camera. We can just do blah blah blah blah. I mean, Red would love to do something for himself. I mean, it's red. So in my mind, I was like, oh, you two are gonna be perfect together. So Lala says, yeah, seems like she kind of me more of the details, even than Brock

is supposed to be planning it. I'm a little bit frustrated with him. She's missing, he's missing with my friend's hearts. So Lala has taken on this bachelor way of speaking where she's putting the K at the end of everything and I heard it a couple weeks ago but now I can't unhear it. So I'm just giving you that to see if you notice it for later. Okay, I'm going to make a note of that. Lala, yeah, she's like, yeah, I'm a little fresher with him because it's like you're getting my friends whoops up. Like Lala,

okay, now this is Lala being, she's just bullshitting here because Shina is not her friend. They, like she has a terrible relationship with Shina. She only befriends Shina when it's advantageous for her so we can get gossip to bring to the rest of the group, right? But Shina goes, no, no, no, no, he didn't want to rush it, okay? He didn't want to compromise his vision and he was like, you deserve the best and if I can't give you that, then it just has to wait. I love that he doesn't want to compromise his vision and he was like you deserve the best and if I can't give you that then it just has to wait I love that he doesn't want

to compromise his vision yeah I mean he just said he'll wait until I be friends someone being richer more established non-strate time was on prime movies starring Al Pacino that he can ask for money from so Lala says I want to give Brock the benefit of the doubt but he was like thinking that Randall and I would pay for his engagement. And like he already has two children that he doesn't pay for. And now he doesn't want to pay to get married to Sheena. Mm.

So, I mean, not wrong. Not wrong. So, yeah. So, and also the whole thing about getting your friends hopes up. Sheena's hopes are always up. That's why it's hilarious. It's like her hopes are always dashed and then always up again, you know?

I mean, being in a relationship, nothing says more hope that you have in yourself than being in a relationship with someone, like Brock, like everything is I hope. I hope. I hope this works. I hope he finally pays for something. I hope he pays his child support.

There's a lot of hope going on here. Yeah. So she and a dozen now and said they are getting a pre-nup done. And she's like, because like she did not get a pre-nup with Shay. And she says fall with Shay when the relationship went to Shay. Like to get him to sign the divorce papers, I literally had to split my finances. So as much as I love Brock, just time around,

I need to protect myself and protect my daughter and put that shit in writing She's like so She goes okay, well he gets I get I got a prenup form because I really don't want to get screwed over And so I basically told the lawyer give him everything right things over now get broke everything So wait, that's not how that works. Okay, because everything plus, I'll buy him a new car. I'll buy my new car, though. And Lala says that she and Rand did one.

She goes, I'm all about a plan B, okay? I'm like, okay, Lala, no. I appreciate this, but I just want you to know that like, you're the one that he's, he's protecting himself from you. It's not going the other way around. You are the plan that he's, he's, he's protecting himself from you. It's not going the other way around. You are the plan B. I know.

Like, she's acting as if he's going to be asking for Alimony from her. I'm like, you realize what this relationship is, right? Yeah, what is this, what is this an outline? Like plan B also has a plan B. Like, I love your confidence and I love that you have this ambition for giving them a lot of beauty, but just so you know, like, Rand is, although actually, I'm not, you know what, maybe, maybe I should take that back because, uh, isn't it Tom Gerardi, right? Tom Gerardi is asking for payments from Erica, right?

So you never know. You never know. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it could happen. Also, it's community property state. So good luck. So, uh, I mean, you can still have pren happen also its community property state. So good luck So I mean you can still have pre-naps, but still good luck. It's California. Go get married somewhere else Okay, go get married in a state where you can just be like you know, get shot. Bye

We have a lot of things to say about where people should get married today I have something to say about every little thing today. I don't know what's in me. I know so let's be the weed about every little thing today. I don't know what's in me. I know. So let's be the weed. So Lala's like, yeah, I'm about plan B and she's like, yeah, I said that with you guys, because like, remember when you guys said you got a pain up, I'm like, oh my god, that's gross. You should get married to someone you love and you trust. Yeah. So yeah, so they basically are like cool pre-nubs. So then we go over to Shorts and Sandies where the Thoms are there, they're with Greg and

they're also with, oh, this lady's Lucinda, I love Lucinda because she just hates working with the Thoms. You can just see it all of her face. She sees how much money that she's about to lose. She knows it, but she's on camera. She can't say anything about it. So she just grits her teeth that she's about to lose. She knows it, but she's on camera. She can't say anything about it. So she just grits her teeth and she's just, ooh, she is, she is not a happy camper. Well, these guys just suck. I mean, I didn't realize it had been a whole year. They've been

mining because nothing is done. Like, wow. So Schwartz is like, hey, we brought contractor Dan. I know nobody can hear me, but hopefully my energy will come through. Contractor Dan, take it away. Hi, I'm contractor Dan. You could hear me. Yeah, why are you holding that candle, La Bra? I thought I was giving it a floating effect like it was. Oh, let me just show you what I want to do behind the bar. Ow! Yeah, you can still can't walk through with, bro. Sorry. I was trying to be a friendly ghost.

So, um, sand of all is like, okay, dude, so this is what we're going to do. We're looking at doing a fiber optic starry night in the middle of the archways. So this is what we're gonna do. We're looking at doing a fiber optic starry night in the middle of the archways. And yeah, and this could be amazing. We'll have like a, we have a, every night, a sacrificial go.

Hang from an archway, but there'll be stars on it, okay? But also lasers, lasers out of the go. And when you kill the go, confetti comes out. It's like a pinata. Whatever you'll go. So, just basically gonna be KD picture. So, sand of all is asking if they can get electrical in the middle of the restaurant.

And Greg's like, you want lighting coming out of the ground, but it's tiled in here. And Dan's like, oh, we can break through that. He's like, uh, and then we have to find this tile again. Okay, we're sitting on a cement slab here. Just get rid of the cement. Get rid of Dan. Okay, Dan is used to working.

He was working at TomTom because he's used to working with people with a lot of money to do shit. And then Santa Claus was like, so if we could get the bar done and the bathroom's done in like a month, that would really help out. It's like, oh, so just like, just gonna bar a bar in a bathroom.

And so then Greg gets like, well, it's gonna be about like three to four months. And listen to like, we need it faster than that. Okay, we did it like yesterday. So this is all a disaster. It is basically what they need to do in here. Keep the stone walls are gorgeous. It's like the best thing in there. It's gorgeous. Like keep the stone walls, they're gonna need to do in here. The stone walls are gorgeous. It's all too cute in there.

It's gorgeous. Keep the stone walls. They're going to need to recover the booths and paint them because it's Mexican, but they have that, the restaurant is Mexican, but they have that kind of fanned or pumped flair to them, like the Ornate Wood on the booths, just recover them in some velvet or something. Paint the walls and redo all the back splash. Well, it looks like they dug up the boots or something like that, which I felt like is a mistake.

I don't know. But Schwartz, Schwartz of all people says, yeah, I don't think that sand of all experiences time deadlines and pressure like other human beings do. I'm like, now Schwartz, I know that's not you talking. Okay. Deadlines and pressure. Okay. That's I do not want to hear that from shorts, even though he may be. Because shorts has been working so hard on everything. So this, um, yeah, I would love to just go

in there and do something. Wouldn't you? Don't you have like a home gardens TV, a HGTV thing kicking in at this point. It's like we could do this. Literally. Give me some ham's tooth, marble backsplash on all the walls that aren't stone, hang some ordinate beautiful things, and get like a, you know, paint everything else white. I just don't understand the vision of putting like an archway through this space,

like to separate out the booze. Is that almost like, you know, what's the Mexican place on sunset? El Compadre. You know, like the boots in there sort of have like, I guess that's sort of archways. They're not, but they're like, kind of like they've got, you, have you been, you've been there, right? El Compadre, of course. You know, like the booze in that restaurant, they sort of, they're not just booze.

They seem, unless I'm remembering, remembering it incorrectly, they kind of are, they're not just booze, they seem, unless I'm remembering it incorrectly, they kind of seem like they're in like a structure that the booze are in, it feels like maybe that's what he's going for. No, no, he's saying he wants to lower the ceiling in the front door so it looks like you're coming into this little restaurant from the outside. But then you walk through and it's just huge. But like that's what happens anyway when you walk through the door. The door is a luxury.

Right, right, but it's Tom. Yeah, I mean, right now Tom is obsessed with one thing. Lights. You know what I mean? Yeah, neon lights. He wants some little starry night lights. Like it's fucking lost, I guess. Like he just wants his lights.

Do you remember Gaysha House? Yes. That's what he wants. And Gaysha House, as anyone remembers watching the hills, you walked in, you walked down this like hallway with low ceiling and it was like dark and the turner corner and it's like boom huge, like huge open ceiling. That's what he wants. Yeah, so short, it's like wow, bro, I just, I can't wait. Oh, this is finally done. And we're wow, bro, I just, I can't wait. Oh, this is finally done.

And we're like, bro, I did it. Yeah, I don't know what I still unclear what, uh, what Schwartz is actually doing, what, what he did do. But, um, but anyway, so they're just like, yeah, he did just want to like move. They're just excited for it to be done. And Santa was like, dude, wait, do we make a good 10, $20,000 mistake? And he's like, no, man, don't say that.

Like James does engagement party. So then James, Raquel and Kate. So they're getting together again, Kate's like, oh, Jesus, here we go again. She comes in just ready, you know, ready to be just horrified. So Rick Hells like, yeah, my sister's coming over to finalizing, and we're gonna call the florist hang out there.

And he's like, I can't believe you wanted to spend only $150 on Flavours, Rick Hells! God! I don't know how much flowers cost me. They grow out of the ground. It's a lot of feet, photos you have to sell, okay? So they are, they're just talking about how there's gonna be like a sip and paint class before, before the big engagement party and stuff.

Well, Kate, I'm sorry, Kate comes over and she's, they start showing Kate like this seating plan for the big party and everything. And they're talking about they're gonna be going to shorts and sandies later for this like progress party that they want to have and and they're just like talking about everything about how this is going to be a so that they want to have a sipping paint class but maybe they'll they'll smoke some weed maybe it'll be a puff and paint a puff and paint at which point Kate starts nodding like mmmm where's'm worried, I'm quitting smoking.

Right. Cause James announced earlier that he was going to quit smoking on his two day sober anniversary. Right. That was two days over. Five episodes. Yeah. For his two years sober anniversary, which I guess is not happening. So he's like, yeah, maybe pass some smokes and we know it's make some

bleed. And because I can't James was supposed to give up weed. So, and he's like, oh yeah, well yesterday was my day to like stop that, but then someone at Sir got COVID and I had quarantine, and it's not much else to do with it's smoked some weed. Kids like, um, don't love that. Now listen, whether he wants us to quit weed or not,

like that's up to him. Like I really, I don't, I don't give a shit if he's gonna quit it or not. But if the reason why you don't quit is because you had a day off and didn't know what to do with yourself. Like I would also maybe think about that too. You know, what I'm noticing in this is,

we all see the unhealthy James stuff, right? Like James is just a mess of a fucking person. Like, his stuff is really obvious, but there's some stuff with Raquel too. Like Raquel does this thing where she tattles to everybody on James so that they'll tell him off, you know? Cause she's the one who brought up. She's like, well, we're gonna do like a sippincy

or maybe a puffincy because James didn't quit smoking weed. It's like why are you dating someone that you constantly have to go to everybody else to tell that person off? It's like a weird thing that she has with James where she relies on the outside world to kind of regulate what's going on. Skit rid of him, girl. Skit kick into the cube, girl. It's nice to know that that is ultimately what happens with them, that she does get rid of him, girl. Kick into the cube, girl. It's nice to know that that is ultimately what happens with them,

that she does get rid of him. Yeah, because so he says, but you know what, if you've got to stay home or freaking day and Quarantine, right? I mean, I'll make music, okay? Like, I'm a DJ. I'm gonna hit the studio, smoke some weed and make bangers all day long.

Yeah, and Rick and I was like, well, I'm just glad you've got two years without drinking baby. Okay, it's like Oh, yeah, I saw that great good for you. That's great. And he goes, yeah, but I did it for us brought you know that Rick Hell I did it for us, but me too, but I'll speak up. Okay, so now Rick Hell owes you something because you fucking quit being a drunk. Yeah, I can't. So now Sandevol and Ariana are like headed to the store and they're driving along and and Brock calls on the phone in the car. I said, what's going on? Hey, I have an idea and I wanted to blow you guys first. So already, I don't know about you, Ronnie, but I was like, this is not going to be good. He's going to, he's asking for money or something terrible. He goes, so he goes, well, I'm thinking of doing

he's just keeping it between me and China. Okay, I've got the ring already. I mean, I have to pick it up regardless and see, I'm gonna ask you to me or me and just keep it between me and her and him, you know, that's what I was thinking and the prediction will be a yes. And then what I'd like to do is when we get to James

and Rachea's place up north, I wanna step away for one day, just be the fool of us, just Tom and Ariane's all witness. And you know, you, Dom, you're all doomed and then you're gonna marry me and shame that. It's gonna be a secret, nothing could go wrong. Oh my God. What? No. I can't believe Tom.

I mean, Ariane, I did say it like I wouldn't like it to be like, wow, we're at an engagement party, and then they're like, that's a dick move, you know? Yeah, it's a dick move. Because first of all, Sheena doesn't keep anything quiet. Sheena's gonna come in with a gigantic fucking ring on her finger, going, oh my God.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, posing with her hand in front of her face. And I'm like, what's up at me. I'm doing thinking pose I'll you saw my Like this sheena is gonna totally use this as her fucking wedding party. She'll post it on Instagram She'll post it on Instagram and they'll see it. She's like what I didn't tell anyone I just you know, I posted that something private something important for me I'm not gonna not celebrate something that was important to me. I wasn't gonna tell you guys I wasn't gonna take any time away like it was up to you guys to come to my profile to look at it

That's what's gonna be I've been still I don't still your engagement party during the engagement party I stole it after the engagement party I'm gonna turn into what you guys already had an engagement party so you guys are doing it a second time And that's like really excessive like that's ridiculous and they're also fucking paying for it the second time you little A-hole. So I'm not at the imaginary she not. I know, I know. I'm at theoretical path. Theoretical storyline.

Oh, so Tom and Ariana know this is a bad idea, but they don't just say, no, you can't do that. Does somebody else's thing, you cannot do that. They need to say that. Like someone needs to tell fucking Brock. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

Yeah. And when Ariana says, well, I feel bad because I just, you know, I told Brock, don't give up because it's like just because your first plan fell through and like, we'll help you out. I just don't think it was going to, didn't think it was gonna be at Rick James for Kyle's engagement party. But it's like, you can still say no Brock, this is a terrible,

terrible idea. Yeah, this is bad. So it's my time to shine. It's my time to shine. It's my time to shine. So now we're with Katie and Ariana villa ruse. So I just made some casual sangria. Yes, you made the LVP made sangria and so they go out to the garden and Katie's talking about how like They you know about a meeting that they had about what they're gonna do for the their vision for the The sandwich shop is they just want it like Like Katie just wants it to be European and feminine and the Tom Tom's will not be involved. Right, and Ariana's like, yeah, I mean,

Jay-Z wasn't a partner on lemonade. I mean, not like I'm Beyonce, but you know, it is the Tom and Ariana show and I run that shit. So then they talk about this progress party that's coming up and Vander Promp is like, well, I want to come, but you know People will have opinions and SantaVol doesn't want opinions telling right Listen, are you coming to me for an investment? No, no, no, no, we're gonna go to Randall and she's like oh Randall That sounds like a great idea. All right, pitch it to me pitch it to me

And let me give you a hint. it means to start with double fried chicken sandwich. Which is. Yeah, at least it goes. You know, I'm a nasty ass bitch boss, but you know that over there. Aren't I so young and current nasty ass bitch boss boss bitch lady bitch boss boss bitch boss bitch. Bitch lady bitch boss boss bitch boss boss bitch And Katie's like well, we haven't really worked on our pitch yet really all I've done is print out a picture of Ram's face And then like colored it so we're working on it actually, but here's here's here's a business plan that I I marked up This is a butterfly.

Yeah. Oh dear. What? Like a coloring book? Like she colored it in a butterfly. Guess I should have added more context in my own secret. I was really thinking about it. I got lost. I was like, wow,

another butterfly. She has everything. I was like, I'm not going to save it either. I was like, I'm going to die on the vine there until Ronnie moves on. No, I was like in the world. I was in the world. So, Arianna's like, no, look, we know what we want already and Vrandel wants to be involved, so it's gonna be fine. She goes, oh my god, give me the pitch. And come on, it's Vrandel. Katie, come on. Cause Katie's like, well, what we want is for this space.

Come on, this is for Vrandel. More energy. I should have bits of fried chicken covering my face already from the excited juice brittle that you exclaim your love for this new venture. Here, here's some pickleball rackets. Hold them in your hand while you bitch. Sangria is for closers. Oh, it's B. Pickleballing. Always B. Pickleballing.

So, they both at the same time go. On a call, gently feminine. Which is what I always think of when I think of Randall Emmett and his ufer of work. So they both at the same time go Which is what I always think of when I think of Randall Emmett and his uvra of work Oh good They're good so they want to name the Sam and shop something about her releases like Oh Okay Which is that's so a Katie name I can't. Okay.

I mean, like my first instinct is to say, I don't know if I love it, but there is actually a very popular place here called Meta Ratabar. So, you know, I know it could work, but like, you know, it's fine. It gets it done, I guess. I was opening my little eye, my eye patch things today and notice that they're called once upon a T because it's that T green tea or whatever. So I was thinking of Katie and this is such,

this is such a Katie name. So Vanderpromp's like, okay, I love the unabologetically feminine part though. I'm seeing flowers, I'm seeing sandalios! I'm seeing miniature donkeys and a little old man in a rod stewed with buzzing around, pumping into walls on battery power darling. Something about her, yes it does work! Something does! Now let's change the name to pump sandwiches. Great done. How about pumpwitch? Okay, now I've brought in a brought in pandey.

She likes a sandwich and she can consult with you on your sandwich menu. Okay, change everything, do some pandey sandwiches. Roast salmon on a baguette. I think that everybody should get a free-pass demeanor every time they come to eat mother. So you're brilliant, brilliant, Fendi. I think there should be a burp along with capers and deal on every sandwich. Pandy or a genius! So then, Van der Probe is like, wow, you guys are really serious about this, huh?

And Katie's like, I just want a purpose because I'm not gonna just sit around and be a wife. I want to wake up in the morning and know I have somewhere to go and something to do. Get a fucking job. I mean, do I need to send you a link in, invite link? I need to put my sake.

That's why I want to go. Where everybody knows your name. That's what, I was like, okay, Katie. Stop. Stop doing cheers. You know, it's just like you take the good you take the bad But then if you take a boat and you have the facts of life, am I right? One thing that I've learned to this process that the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you? It may not be right for some. I mean we're moving on now.

I'll do the EOS side. Alright now you need to stop now, Kater. Street's like a childhood. That's the Jefferson's. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. street's like a childhood. Street's like a childhood. Street I need to drop kick your jacket? No one's cleared. Slow me out! Slow my soul! Alright, darling. Finish your angry and get out of my house.

This is it! This is it! This is life the one you got! The one you're living for! This is it! Okay, no more one day at a time, okay, get the picture. So let's go over to the Kyle Chan store. My goodness, that guy, someone said that at this store, at least once a year on this show. Yeah, the most fun is this cast buys Kyle Chan. Yeah, buys, I mean, so Kyle Chan is there, obviously. Kyle Chan is there.

That's what I wrote down. Oh my God, it's Kyle Chan! The Kyle Chan. I can't believe it's him. The long last son of Carol Channing. So, Sandeval and Brock show up for annual Kyle Chan scene. And Brock is like just new business because they're doing shots and

Basis like Brock suit you have that ring and Kyle goes witch ring You just got channed okay give me one second So Brock is telling us that they've gotten married before. So it would be great to do this with just a few friends, you know, and all of the scene pictures of the venue and Shane the wool have the best memory getting married there. Oh my God. You did not pick this venue. You did not book this venue. Get out of here. I'm not gonna get less enraged. It's so, it's so tacky. It's just so, so cheap and tacky. I can't stand it. And like you're talking about how you're basically

mooching off of someone else's venue that they paid for. While you are using five credit cards to buy this ring, I'm just like, what is going on here? So this ring is 10 grand. It's not 25, right? Oh, I thought it was I thought it was 25 grand Oh, well you said he put all that might make sense because it was like for he put like for On like no be for on three cards and then something I don't know and one was 2000

And there was either way it was yeah, I think it was ten cards worth And I think Good yet, and that's not even talking about my actual credit cards. Talk about my human credit. Capital none at my right. So Brock's like, you know, between these and Charles support, bro, on broke for the next teen months. He's like, oh, great. She's just gonna love that. Thanks for my wedding. Thanks for my wedding. Thanks for my wedding. We're eating up babies. We're weighted blanket tonight.

Sleep back. Sleep back. So now we have shorts and Katie at home making, doing masks. Everyone's getting ready for the progress party. It's shorts and sandies. And Brock, poor Brock, he's on the laptop. And he's like, hey, he's been shorts and sandies.

I'm just drawing the ball. I'm like, it's, uh laptop and he's like, hey, he's been shouts and sandies. I'm just trying to find the bar. I'm like, it's, uh, oh, listen to the news. Yeah, and Jesus, it looks like this is in a strip mole.

Who are you to judge? I know. You know, how the places your ass DJs are in a strip mall. And she and I's like, well, don't worry, I won't find it. It's a, it's a holly one. I used to live in Franklin. When I lived there was called Holywood. Yeah, I love James being so snobby about a bar being in a strip mall. When he's the one,

you know, playing mid tempo beats at a restaurant that serves like roasted salmon and and like, like, nokey, and he's acting like he's at Coachella. Right. So then we go to this party thing, the restaurant, and Santa falls hating the past cups. He's like, really don't like those, bro. Really don't like them. All right, I need something classy to drink out of while people are standing next to a drill. I mean, what the hell don't you understand? Yeah.

So, um, uh, so then short, it's like, by the way, dude, I know it took a little break. For me and Katie have been getting along really great. And you and Katie have been getting along great. And everything's getting going along great. And I think this time we come off the break. So they decide after two days of not hanging out that they're gonna hang out again.

And oh, and just because it wouldn't be a Schwarzen Sian D-Sing without some props, there's friendship bracelets that Katie made for them. I'm kidding, Katie made. Like you can't even make your own friendship bracelet. I know. It's string, it's string. Ha ha ha ha.

So Katie and Ariana come and Ariana's like, wow, this is just like so done. Because nothing is done. It's just a huge mess, which may be sound of all wanted to be like, wow, look, the worse we make it, the better the after picture will look. Yeah, she's like, I just really thought I'd be able to sit down. This is definitely not unflinchingly feminine.

What was it again? Uncompromisingly feminine. I'm a girl, so you can go fuck yourself. The sandwich shop. Ariana goes cheers to this. Whatever this is, my money, going down the drain. And Swartz is like, oh, I'm into drink. You guys should try the drink.

You guys can name it if you want. And Katie's like, I'm not naming shit. Okay. Another night of testing out drinks. So then James and Raquel arrive, oh, look how toys, look at all the silly guys. And then Brock and Sheena and she was like, Viva La Mangle. Do you have a sleep sack? I can just sleep black.

You're serving my enchiladas here, right? My Sheena's famous enchiladas. So they all drink, they all drink a little and can Lisa come and you know Lisa's feeling especially high and mighty because she's wearing one of her queen headbands like the queen of England headbands. So they come in, boo, you hear the can Roomba noise, boo, she's like well clearly it's not open. There's no way for me to check my Rumba! I mean, the point of a progress party is to see progress, and as far as I can see, I see. Mmm, can't help me out here. Negress.

Oh, nailed it, regress. Okay, moving forward. Oh, I'm seeing Mexican flags and pinatas, darling. I mean, come on, you didn't see handcuffs and dildos. It tom-toms, progress party, did you? Well, there is my handbag. Naughty, I'm so naughty, bad bitch, bitch-boss, naughty, nasty, bitch-boss. So Santa Vald has a little speech welcoming everybody to the Bifuller picture and Schwartz made a sign This is Schwartz and Sandys, but it's like really chancy and cheap and he's like guys. It's not these sign. Don't worry

It's still something you pay to get a thousand dollars for open the rest of that. He said money. Yeah open the restaurant So and Rick Hell is like I kind of had higher expectations for this sign. It's very minimal effort here. Maybe they could use a mood board. And they played, they were playing classical music while R.Cell spoke so funny. So then he gives a tour and he's like, all right, here's what, you know, we like when you see it from the outside. It's like unassuming, but then you come in and there's like a lowered ceiling and then boom, here's what we like when you see it from the outside. It's like unassuming, but then you come in and there's like a lower ceiling and then boom! There's gonna be a huge archway with lights in the center of the room! And Vanderpump is just like,

I'm telling, I think I would maximize the space she's whispering to Ken. Yeah, I can just like... I'm lost without a dog in my hand. Where am I? Who brought me here? They are taking me home Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo For 6 person booths, be 6 archways, but with 4 booths, but the booths hold 6 people, but there's also going to be 3 hoops for aerialists, okay? So at least it's like, so the archways are going all the way to the top and how much does that cost?

Well, I don't have the exact dollar right now, but probably about $15 is what I'm expecting. Oh my god, this more expensive than flowers. We can! So I can't think, whoa, this more expensive than flowers. We can! So I can't think, well, it sounds expensive. You don't have a budget for all this. Boom. Boom. Oh, someone rotate Kenny is knocking into the...

Sideways. I just got a notification on my phone. Your Rumba has gotten stuck on a towel. Grout. Darling. So, Sandevol's acting like, oh well, a towel, grout, darling. So, Sandevol's acting like, oh, well, Lisa, you know, I appreciate her concern,

but like this is our business and none of hers, but she's just like, she and Ken, I mean, listen, I do I find there are restaurants to be kind of tacky looking, yes, but do I, do I have faith that they sort of know what they're doing in this space? I also do have faith. And when they're looking around and Lisa's like, yeah, they have like a few hundred thousand dollars worth of

renovation that they're doing here and Ken is like what you said and like what we like what I Co-sign with which is he's like I wouldn't want to spend that maybe five hundred dollars change all the lights change the walls and good to go Don't forget the planters on the bar again to go. Don't forget the planters on the bar again. I need a tree. A tree on this bar. You'll be good, darling. Yeah, but it's already gorgeous. Like the work is already done. People get a few gorgeous lights and some tile. Okay. So Vanderpump's like, well, it's going to be more and it's going to take longer. These are two people that don't really know what they're And I'm a little bit worried for them. Yeah, and so Lisa is like, she's like basically saying, like they're over their heads, right? And he's like, can't go.

Yeah, they lose a lot of money. Yeah, like they just know, they just see, this is a disaster waiting to happen. Yeah. So, um, Vanderpump goes over to Sheen and Brock and Asa they're doing. And she's like, God, what's up? I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, No, they just see this is a disaster waiting to happen. Yeah. So Vanderpump goes over to Sheenhan Brock

and asks how they're doing. And she's like, God, we're signing our prenup on my tag. She gets it. OK, that is some prenup assault. Yeah. And so Lisa's like, oh, we're doing a prenup. And who are you going to marry? Not this one, of course, definitely not this one.

And so basically Brock, with a pren prenup she has what Brock gets and Brock gets to keep his motorcycle and she is like, and I get 7% of home body. I mean, it's the number I chose because it's like my favorite number. Well, he says that actually because he wants to make sure that she knows that he's going to give something up, but she's not gonna give something up. He's like, actually, she gives seven percent. I'm like, well, she deserves the best. So when you have some time, could you try and go find that for her darling? And when you have, ring me back

and introduce me to him first this time. All right, thank you. Thank you, Locke. You can go now. And so, then we go to like, like she knows talking about how she was like the first investor in homebody and everything and he's like Yes, you know I paid you back every time she's well. Yeah, but you mean you saw me a little bit of money

Well, it's like okay, well, I still you look three grash. He's like no, it was more than that. I was like over 10 He's like it wasn't feels it was over 10 and I said I wanted 7% he's like Crying any whips out dishes and he's like Boi, wait, can I get a little bit more money there? That'd be great. Thanks Well, I'll tell you this much, you need to put your hand out and start giving hand jobs with it and earn some goddamn money, sir. Yeah, he really does.

So now they're all, everyone's just like drinking and everything and Raquel's like telling the girls what the dress code is for the engagement party and Lisa's checking it on Schwartz to see how he feels. And he's like, oh, I hate being behind on schedule. Oh, with your maturity, yes, yes, yes, but one of these days, they'll start acting your age, don't you worry? Have you started getting a little bit of hair on your num num yet? No, yeah, but you know, it's hard for ghosts to really age.

Darling, I can see you. Damn it Why are you carrying those jeans I'm supposed to be for audio effects you can see me So James and Brock James Brock pulls James aside and he's like oh you guys exited about this engagement party And he's like oh yes, the villain isited about this engagement party. And he's like, oh, yes, the real is amazing. It's amazing. Well, is there blind agents going to be some damn time, some damn time? We're not going to be, you know, using any of the tables, chairs and rooms scenery, cast or anything like that.

They're going to be a bit of down time, we're like, perhaps the most scenic Photographic vista from the place will not be occupied by any of you guys, but just just just wonder and just curious So then he tells us I think we just celebrated there in Guadalajima So if it's a good place to get married worn on You did not pay for that engagement and you did not pay for this one It doesn't matter how many they They could celebrate it every fucking day. It doesn't mean you get to take over one of their days. Yeah, exactly. So, um, he's like, boy, the way congratulations on being two years sober.

And James has... Well, you know what? The big news is I'm not going to put it after all. I mean, it's just been a very stressful time for me. And so, like, with that girl getting COVID, it's so stupid trashy girl get go Vid you know, I just had to sit at home and I was an isolation and then it's like what could I do? It was stupid book watch television talk to my fiance. No, I couldn't do that That's why I couldn't stop smoking that's why

And he's like bro, you know, that's all excuses if you can just say you were stressed out and couldn't handle it. On me, that's no big deal. You've already quit alcohol. And he's like, B- A- A- A- A- A- A- You're telling me to say something is not the fucking truth, Brown! I have to hear you!

And then James just fucking loses his mind. Loses it. Loses it. I mean, here's Brock saying, just like, just like, say you're a stress. You couldn't handle it, yes, right? And he's, and and just to prove that he wasn't stressed he's like that's not true that's not true it's like literally you could not see more stress than you are at this moment. Well to anybody out there who deals with addiction

why you're talking to me I'll deal with it all the time and this is classic to just be like well I couldn't because someone at work got sir you you know, COVID, but I couldn't because XYZ so Brock is actually right in this situation and you can tell he's right because James just loses his fucking mind and James even Resorts to going bro that triggers me bro. Oh God now you're triggered James. Are you triggered James? Seriously, I just thought the truth that could you say that and He's like, he's not the truth. That could you say that. And Brock's like, bro, I'm just saying take responsibility for your own actions. Like, what about your actions? What about your? And then here he comes the tiny gargamel pops out. He's going crazy. By the way, I think that Brock is correct. But I also feel like, why are you bothering Brock? Like,

he's on his own journey and he's clearly not ready to do this step. So like, you know, I don't know why Brock is trying to step in and try to be this counselor right now. Once like, you know, it's like, apparently there are friends that go to the gym together, which we find out. And that is like, they were really close. And look, if I have a, if I quit, whatever, it's been many things over the years. And I say, well, you know I went to this party and I just did some coke because I was feeling tired my friends will tell me no

You know fucking take responsibility. Don't play me on everything else, you know, but I don't know if they're that good I don't get I feel like Brock went out of his way. I don't know. I just it didn't feel like Like it was that that sort of relationship, right? Like they clearly have this clear and issue where Brock has been trying to sort of like, coach James, and I think it's made, James has made it pretty clear that he doesn't wanna hear it from Brock.

So the fact that, I mean, I just, I think that Brock kind of is just- Well James wants everybody to be his big brother and his mentor and his coach until he wants to start using again. Yeah, that's how it's always been on this show, you know? Now whether it's Brock's business, I don't know, but this reaction was too much. Way over the side.

I have a way. Like James is screaming and yelling and having a fit and screaming. I don't want you in my business every five minutes. And he's like, bro, you need to learn how to talk to people. And he's like, oh, and you don't have to talk to people. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Like not to say it. He's like, hey, and you never have to talk to people. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do is poor. Normally it is straight, can I say? And he's like, well, a lot of dumb shit you say it's

poor, in front of people too. He's like, a lot of dumb shit. And she's like, um, James, don't start saying something that you can't take back. Like for instance, that my enchiladas are overrated. Charlie. So James, like, well, here we start it. And then Brock is like, I just said something because I care. And he's like, well, stop, stop Thank you care. I haven't even received a text from you since we've been fucking working after fucking eat one of us together And then and then you've just been bup-bye you've been every of some ego You don't even hang out anymore. You've been busy. It's like well James You were a fucking asshole to him and now you're gonna try and use that against him So you can get out of talking about being a fucking addict.

You know, it's like, and you shouldn't have to. I mean, I agree with you on that point that like you shouldn't have to come here and justify his addiction or whatever to everybody, but it was really stupid of him to go around telling everybody, I'm doing it on this day, I'm doing it on this day, two years, so but this day, telling TV, telling everybody, and then being like, I can't because a girl

that worked in that COVID. I can't because I had to stay home for the day. It's like, well, you know, there's gonna be many days in your life where you're about to stay home and do nothing, right? So, I'm not saying that from a judgeable, I'm not saying it from a judgey way. I'm just saying it like, like,

you're like, this is a, like really a flimsy excuse that you're going with here. So, so, and I, So by the way, I love that this is also kind of bullying down to the fact that James can't work out with Brock at Equinox. And also by the way, by the way, what is Brock doing working out Equinox? Now I know there's one in his building. I get that. Equinox is what?

350 a month or something. I mean, it just everything his building, I get that. Equinox is what, 350 a month or something? I mean, it just everything, everything I don't understand. Maybe they get a building discount, who knows? I'm just really happy. Yes, somebody is paying for that Equinox membership. It's not Brock. And if I was the ex who needs child support, and I saw that he was going to Equinox,

I'd be sending letters. Or living in that building, by the way. That building is a nice apartment building. Okay, those are nice apartments. That's a luxury apartment building. So either way, James's upset that he doesn't have is his Equinox partner. And so then, just like that.

Well, he's basically saying, you're my friend and then you ditched me because I wouldn't do your shit for free is what James is saying to him. And he and he's like well your text was really rude to me Which was it was really good. I think Brock is actually correct in this to be honest He's like if you get text message bro, we know I asked you to do it and I came and I came to all that fucking that That was it. I think actually Brock is right like Brock babe and making an ask But if you're really friends, I don't think you have like such an obnoxious response, right? Or maybe you talk about it or maybe you do it this one time, but then afterwards say like, listen, I kind of feel like I'm being taken advantage

of. But like instead James was really an asshole about it and Brock was like, oh, fuck this guy. So God, and then what did went James was telling Rick L? Oh, I just told you, you know, we'll talk about it later. Well, we saw the text in last week's episode, they showed the actual text from James. He's such a prick. He's like, listen, it would be great if you didn't get back to him about this.

I think it would be who you to let me know about opportunities like this before you, well, fuck you, fuck you. And last week, that's where all the controlling stuff came from. It's like, he's selling her how she can do this, how she can have her bachelor at party. And then he made it sound, he minimized it into penis straws and had a big fit about it to like get the attention off of all of it.

He's a fucking, this show, I mean, especially when it comes to the men is just, how do you even pick and you just have such a high You just has like this this view of himself. That's so much more elevated than it is He's I'm literally out here gonna fucking DJ your fucking event and all this bullshit And you still aren't grateful for any of it bro. Not any of it. And he's like well, don't do this shit Don't do the day. You guys like, listen now you don't want it. Okay, cheers Matt, enjoy your whiskey. Now you don't want it.

So James is the first lording it over him and then he's like, well, fuck it, go away. And now James is like, oh, okay, well, not good enough now. It's like, oh my god, James. He's a master. He's a master. He's got a lot in common, I think, with Lala. They both do this whenever they're cornered.

Right, they both freak out and lose it and start blaming the other person. And they're always the victim. No matter what has happened, they're the victim of everything. So James then goes to the group. Sorry, sitting at the borderline. I'm not a psychologist. So I can't diagnose, but it reminds me of what I've heard about borderline personality disorder. Yeah, I don't know enough about it, but fuck that guy. You know, it's always a fucking victim. If you're coming to watch our crap ends for accurate psychological

diagnoses, you have to adjust your expectations, because I'll just throw out something. So James goes up to the group and Ariane is like, what is happening over there? He's like, I can say anything. Oh, really? You literally exploded on him when he said, like, what is happening over there? He's like, I can say anything. Oh really? You literally exploded on him when he said like, you know, like his response was so above and beyond crazy when it came to what-

So she was like, Well, you called him down and he called me rude, me rude. He's like, but you are rude and he is down. Can we just have some actual hours? You know Brock wants to throw the friendship card down like, oh, I'm just looking at the bro But where have you been? Okay, not economics that's for sure And if you don't want to work on a friendship and you don't want anyone to leave it in the dust because you have you have a sort of Taste about how I touch you back. I'm fucking over this. I'm moving over I'm moving over. I'm going to economics my mind. How about that? How about that?

It's not a problem that you sent a shitty text. It's how he's reacting to it. I mean, it's classic. So he leaves and he ought to pick up this water bottle and she's like, Oh my God, this is James's water bottle. This is what he was doing to it, the entire time they were talking. And it's just all crumbled up and misshapen. Yeah. Yeah. Well, James is, uh, God, I, I, in some ways, I feel bad for him because like, it probably must be crushing to know that you've done like a lot of the hard work of quitting alcohol and but then also knowing that that hasn't really fixed the fundamental issues and that's that's a hard tough pill to swallow

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