Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch

Episode Date: March 20, 2019

Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And I have to thank the state of California for not calling me in for jury duty today. We're day two. We've gone two not calling calling me and for jury duty today We're day two gone two days now no calling for jury duty. Yeah, how about you just take us off that list Okay, we're very important things to do we're saving lives. Yeah people Yeah, Juries Okay, so now let's get to pump rules so last week for it's health by Southwest doing this live We had to skip a lot of stuff Jacks came lie to bunch about about a bunch of stuff

So now here we are back to do this we missed the best scene of all time But thankfully we open with that scene. Yeah, this week. Yeah, exactly. I didn't even erase my notes from last week for this scene Cuz I was like we because I knew so I go back to my notes for that week I'm not cuz where we had cut off, right where Jack's came in was where they had to tell James that he was not invited to the cash trip to Mexico. And Tom Sandvol, he starts to take the, he starts to spearhead and he's like,

listen dude, the other night at the club. And by the way, thanks for that. That was awesome. The table, It was great. Fantastic view. Love the cocktails. Excellent work. You're not invited. Yeah, thanks a lot for that Flintstone hoe you got on one of the triplets. I mean, that was great. You know, he's his life forever. He's gonna have a baby rubble. So that was cool, dude. He hasn't had that much fun since he went surfboarding in the bathtub, right? Yeah, so you know we had to talk about the trip and you're not invited. Sorry bro But great table the other night dude great. I loved going to oh Loved it. You know not invited at all, but the cocktails your DJ said awesome dude

And number two is like yeah, I brought it up with Katie and the girls and not invited at all, but the cocktails, your DJ set, awesome dude. And number two is like, yeah, I brought it up with Katie and the girls and, you know, I know you've been putting effort into bettering yourself. And he's like, you're awesome. You're awesome. Fucking bullshit. So he starts losing his mind, you know, which it's like James is one of those, we've all known that person. He's like, I'm better, I've changed. And then the second they get mad, they're like, you know, it's like carry, like locking the prom doors, pig blood all over her, you know, just like fire starting everybody or whatever.

And it's your fault because you just you just offended them. So if you want them to change, you need to change first so that you don't trigger them into becoming monsters. Exactly. And by the way, you've now put it in my mind that like James could totally have been in his version of Carrie, like DJ Carrie, and like the blood gets poured in him. And like instead of like that, he lies the whole gymnasium on fire. He just like sprays them all with fireball or something like that. Well, his mother is a terrorist like the mother of a carry. Yeah, I don't know. I could imagine a sissy space, you know, just his mother playing the sissy space role in carry.

For sure. I really could see that too. I could see him being taunted in the locker room. So he gets abused the first time that he gets his period. Just like Gary. And at the end, at the end of the movie, when, uh, when what's her face has to like go up to his grave and she goes and looks at the grave thinking everything's safe. And then he likes to his hand through the door, but it's holding like the

pump sessions by him one CD in it. That's what you're all dead. The lead song is you're all done today from Your keys guess what now you'll never get your keys cuz I'm mad So he's like go also and time number two is like yeah, but what should I do? How about stopping such a fucking pussy and tell your wife that she can't control everybody and also tell your wife She doesn't work in casting she doesn't get to cast this show and also tell your wife If she doesn't want in casting, she doesn't get to cast this show, and also tell your wife if she doesn't want someone else getting screen time, maybe she should do something else

and suck down rants on a couch. How about that? You know, it's funny, because I feel like I actually agree with you on all those things, but at the same time, if we are to believe, you know, like, you know, there's the part that's like, okay, the back seat, when you peel away the curtain,

what's really happening is she's trying to control, when you peel away the curtain, what's really happening is she's trying to control who gets camera time and the casting, et cetera. So it's like, I don't support that at all. But then if I have to, if I'm gonna take it based on what I see on screen, cause on a certain point, I have to just be a viewer and just like, follow, and this is the story I'm being told.

I have to say, you know, as much as I can't stand Katie and as much as she's so annoying, the truth is she is the wife. She is this guy's wife and he's gonna be like a if it's gonna be a bros trip to celebrate like Tom Tom or whatever And then she's the wife and he's gonna like Invite someone that she hates and who's called her fat like you got to stick up for your wife Unfortunately, even if you're okay, then how this? Mary someone less of a horror show. How about that? How about you?

That's not Mary somebody that you have to stick up for all the time that's a total piece of shit. How about that? Okay? Then you can stick to that. That's a fair point. But for now, you're controlling an entire cast trip on a television show that this person was hired on

because of your dumb ass wife. Isn't this terrible that he's the one who splashed around in a riverbed on a Wednesday wedding and we're telling him to get rid of his terrible wife? What sort of standards do we have? None, we watch Vanderpump. I think that's a given that we have very low standards over here. Especially that I can get this worked up about it, but it's just so frustrating. So James is, he's losing his mind and by the way

he's losing his mind while simultaneously trying to ask for a job from Lisa and trying to convince Lisa that he's changed and here he is losing his mind. So Lisa of course is like take a breath, take a breath and smell in the, take in the genius of Nicolay! My stream is some nicka-layin! And breathe out genius. Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. So James is freaking out and I was like, Well, it's not a big deal, it's Mexico. And he's like, don't tell me it's not a big deal to me. It's not a big deal to you.

Look at you with your Edison bombs and your clock wall. And your toilet paper and see if they stand Your smoking staircase instead of a smoking alley look at you with your big hat your water glasses Your floor your tiles your unbridled artistry If I'd lay broken over there look at you Is it for you to sigh, bro? Look at that teepee chair up there that I did Jade from look at you, easy for you to sigh, bro. Look at that T-peach out there that I DJed from. Look at you.

Your micro-blading, your eyebrows, your vacations. Look at you. Your ballpoint pens for which people need to write their credit card receipts. Then things start coming off the walls, and the wall clock starts spinning, the gears start spinning then you just see a pendulum swing by and Vanderpump's like,

Well James comes down. You'll get us all. He James just gets hypnotized by the giant clock. Lisa, Lisa takes him into the drunken place. It's like get out. He just takes her to, what do we do get out for? Lisa just takes out her teak captain's like, think, think, think, this is basic. He's both in carry and get out all at once. He's just being all the

harmotives. He's like, so, yeah, so James is like, yeah bra. You're pussy go fuck your wife, bro I'm like, well, I that's usually what husbands wives do Cuz Tom never he said it's my wife and he's like I fuck your wife See it again, and then he throws like a rolled up straw wrapper at him Yeah, you can say it again see what happens. I'm him. Yeah. So he's doing it again. You can say it again, Steve, what happens? I'm like, I'm pretty sure James can say it again

and nothing will happen. OK, are you guys ready to hear how much James has changed? OK. Yeah. So James and his testimonials say, OK, he's a fucking bitch. She can't be happy in her life unless she's hating on somebody.

And usually it's a stupid, weasel husband, swolts. Oh, that's not even the line. Okay, no, that was more or less. Did they call her a fat bitch? Uh, he said, Kaisa bitch, you know, he's so mad that he's dropping the T out of her name. Kaisa bitch. She's unhappy in her life and has to note on someone and normally it's a stupid weasel husband shorts.

He said, no, fatty. And later on, yeah. He's all husband bitch. Well, because Lisa's going, because Lisa's going, listen to me, stop, stop. I mean the clock can't stop because that was designed by Nicolene, but you can stop, stop, and then James, James, he is like cut because he's so angry he wants the other time, but he wants to be a nice little boy for Lisa. He's like, stop, what?

What? What? I have to stop Lisa. I'm a good little boy. I'm a good little boy. I, he's like, stop. What? What, what, I have to stop Lisa. I'm a good little boy. I'm a good little boy. I'm not being naughty. I'm not being naughty. Not naughty.

And then he's like, they can go, they can both go fuck them, says, fuck you for a, fuck you, weasel. I think he says that to us though. Yeah, that's not, you know, that's not change, James. Okay, I'm like, hey either, but you can't just be like, you fucking fatty. Now as far as calling Tom number two, we two we sold he's not in a protected group

and he has a fucking we so I'll give you that one but you can't just go calling Katie a fatty who does that that's why you're fired stupid that's why you're trying to take your side for you yeah like you try and take James aside and then you just look like fucking idiot yeah yeah exactly because at the end of the day that is his that is Tom's wife, and he has to stand up for her, and he should stand up for her, regardless of who she is and who he is.

Yes. So the James is like, you should be ashamed of yourself. You should be ashamed. And Schwartz is like, you should be ashamed of yourself, bitch. I'm like, are we really having a shame fight right now? Yeah, I was shouting to bounce out for a few and I was like, well, you got to take this stuff and stride and it's like,

oh, stride, am I? I'll just stride around like a whole sand bat. So I'll round like a truck and feels, I'll just finish their laps. That's what I'm going to do. Stride around. So then we get to this scene this episode today. And it starts pretty much where we left,

but I have to mention in the previously on Vanderpump rule. Previously on Vanderpump, dude, bro. One of the scenes is Britney like, must stomach hurts, I'm not be allergic to to kool-oos. I'm like, you fucking wore on. You fuck Jack's bear back, like how often and you're worth you're wondering why your stomach hurts My stomach hurts just knowing that I Know I was just glad that they didn't try to make us think it was a pregnancy

Scare I was like I just don't have the mental capacity for that right now So neither the baby comes out pathologically lying The baby comes out like I'm a fireman. Look, man, you're not a baby. Why do you have that fake accent? Yeah, a bridge. That's a new layer, a new layer of checks lying that has a fake accent. Yeah, checks has a baby with a fake accent and a fake fire department.

So, Lisa, now we're back and James is having a tantrum in Tom Tom and he says like, James you're overreacting, stop it, stop it, it's like fuck off. And then she's like, I'm literally, I'm literally trying, oh no Tom's like I literally tried everything, bro. And he's like, fuck you, she. She goes are you talking to me James? And he's like no, no, not you fuck you It's like and then time like dude I got into a screaming match with Katie last night and he's like what fuck that bitch? James you're not some innocent by sand on that

Gitter G of being in the presence of genius Nicolaine He's like I've been doing so good Lisa I've been doing so good I'm responsible for my actions How much more am I gonna be pushed down? How much more? Because I'm not gonna be able to take it

I'm DJing on toilet paper back then And of course, this this seems to work on Lisa. Like you would think that, I mean, the whole point of the scene is that he came in asking permission to DJ at Billy's brunch to show that he's been making progress, he's controlling himself, he's been working on himself, and he's totally capable of being a DJ. And then he comes in here and he just like loses his shit. But then Lisa, all she sees is broken bird. So she's like yeah listen to me. Santavar has been in your corner this whole time. He has gone against his friends, his partners wife. I promise you that. So it's Mr. Rectid Anger. Be angry at the sea bass. Don't be angry at Tom. Be angry at any fish we can't turn into

tar tar. Don't be angry at Santa Claus. And then Santa Claus giving that look he gives his new anger look which I love his sideways anger which for those of you with that visuals right now. It's like when you're taking dance class and you're doing they're teaching you how to do a pirouette and you're like turning and you keep your eyes on the front wall all until the last second. And right before you flip your head, that's him. He's like, jaw. So Ken, his, his lives are kind of like squinty, squinty, but moving. Tom Santaful, I love your righteous saying, go. So Ken comes millering over and he's like, you know, you've got to accept what you've got. You've got to be someone to take out my money.

You've got to be careful if you don't get knocked off. Spark out. Yeah, so many of the blood me into the wall, maybe once in a while. I can't, little boy, I'm no longer calling Katie a fat pig which she is, she is, but I'm a good boy. And she says it right when she's like James is his own worst enemy. Sometimes if you take yourself into a hole, it's better to climb out instead of calling everything in that hole a fat stupid bitch Unless of course you've

Daga big hole in a bunch of fat stupid bitches felinets because of your hole that was not supposed to be there Uh, and Tom's like come here. I gotta say some private she privately to you, bro. Oh Oh, I'm sorry, man. So now we go over to Stasi's apartment where this is really, you know, I feel I'm happy that Stasi's in a nice relationship and it's like this is definitely her best boyfriend that she's ever had on the show. But like, now she's just like, putting stickers on bottles. We need more from Stasi. We need her to be like a bitch, and we need her to start fights with people that are irrational,

but nasty. That's what we need. I know. Is it weird that for Christmas, I want so much to ruin Stasi's life? It's weird, right? It's weird, right? It's really nice to wish on somebody. Yeah.

I want to be basically has to ask for more time for her book, and the way she explains it, she's like, I didn't really understand when I started doing this book that you're supposed to do like 400 words, because that's how many words are in a page, and like a clever thought is like 10 words. That's like 40 clever thoughts on one page. And on top of that I have to go to the Westside that Angeladas. Yeah, so there'd be dazzling a bottle for Sheena. It's like a Tito's

jug and I was like, finally, some personalities coming back into that apartment. Tito's here. Yeah, but it was for Sheena. Yeah. So she makes bobe dazzling so she can work on her book and he's like, yeah, I I went to art school about my get a football scholarship for fuxxic. I can do it Exactly, so meanwhile that art school is like scrubbing bo from all its records like no, no, no, he didn't go here so Stasi so sasi has to call her editor to ask for an extension and she's like hi So I've got three chapters done and I've

written some little bits of other chapters, but I didn't realize how much work this would be, so I'm wondering if I could have a month extension and her editor Natasha. I love her. She's Natasha's mad. She went to Vassar clearly and majored in comparative lit and lit and is like you're working in Manhattan Trying to like work with like the best and the brightest minds, you know Trying to get the new song and rusty novel, but until then she has to deal with people like Sassy and other reality stars So Sassy has for this extension and Natasha's like mmm on the basses

basis on the basis of like 40 clever thoughts of age. How about that for a basis of better bitch? So then the better it's like oh my god, well let me look if it's gonna be a spring till if it's gonna be a spring release and October delivery and oh my god paper work paper Okay, yeah, so we've totally got time for that. Yeah, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper, work paper the millennial soul, we can push that I think a week and that Eric had James Gardiner tell all week. Yeah. All right. The sassy magazine retrospective week.

Well, you know that they build in extra time for anybody on reality TV. I don't think that they expect anybody from Bravo to their brookia long time. Yeah. Exactly. And they're probably have two more extensions built into that shit. Yeah. And they're just so happy to Two more extensions built into that shit. Yeah, and they're just so happy to have publicity on national television that they're happy with any sort of deadline.

They'll give extensions left and right. Well, you know what I'm happy with. Any sort of tricksy monochult, you. Oh, hit it, boys. Ride on, ride on, that ride. Say, ride, ride on, the sun's basil. What the fuck is this song? I don't know what they're even talking about. Did they say Rhyde on the sun basil?

What? She said, Rhyde on the sun's basil. Oh no, I think of it she said, Rhyde all night, Rhyde all day, Rhyde until the summer fades away, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde, Rhyde. ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. Wow, you got a lot of lyrics out of that. I feel bad. I feel like I've lost my listening

skills, okay? Well, I liked your version and that was about like, tricksy going on like a mo-ped journey with someone in Basil. But Basil. No, Basil. Or just like really craving Italian food while she's on a city bus. Or Thai food food excuse you So I love that they also played the right song to go all the way to Marina Del Rey because everyone complains about how far it is Like you run and you run and you run run run run run run run that's all you do is run and dream up a song Rod and dream up a song

right in Oh, Trixie Monical had an undercomposed Caprize salad. So Sina is totally sheening the scene, which is now a verb thanks to the show. So she's in her kitchen in Marina Del Rey making enchiladas with her fingers, which I guess is how you do it. But I mean, she has fingers, I don't know if I have trust enchiladas that she knows how to do anything that you need to spatula to make. I don't think I trust anything that she knows. Yeah, especially enchiladas. She's gets a piece and her big nails, you know, which are like chopsticks that are glued to her fingers. She gets a big piece of shit. She's eating a rat and bee and that should be. And then he fits on her shirt.

So she tells us, I'm actually pretty nervous. It's actually been a while since just Kristen, Sassy Katie and I have hung out. Like, it's been a while since been just us. So, so is there a frisbee something kind of I am okay it's just it's nothing but the guys but tonight is about the girls obviously I'm inviting all of them

because he's my best you know girls don't want to make drinks so he's a hot bartender he's like what do you want me to do make a chest mark and then the girls literally come in like, yeah, they look like the Finns of War. Like that's a look so far. It's one of the few times I've really empathized with Katie.

I was like, that look that Katie gave when she walked in. That's a look that I've given pretty much any time I've had to go to the West side. Like anyone who lives in LA knows that look. That's the first time I've ever empathized with the 405 because it had Katie on it. Wow, wow. That's probably the meanest thing you've ever said about Katie. You've said a lot of mean things,

but that taking the 405 side over Katie. Wow. Hell yeah. Do you know what that 405's been through in the past year? It almost burned down And now the ultimate betrayal Katie was on it Not even OJ not even OJ

So Katie and not even mask her hatred of Sida and it cracks me up. She's like, oh, it's Adam So do you have a drawer here? What? She's like, no, but I totally have a drawer of hands. So then Katie goes, Marina Del Rey is geographically undesirable, like beautiful, but like why? And I was like, damn, and Katie, I feel the same way. I feel the exact same way. So Stasi's like, she looks like dated loser after loser. And she finally found a guy that she has genuine energy with. And she's trying, she's trying to prove this for saw that they're just friends.

It's like the machine I think that she has ever seen. Yeah. That's what makes she know she knows that she's going to always she knows situation. Yeah. So then making a great entrance is Kristen who really like walks in like a new born fall. She's like knocking on the door while pushing it forward, but also like she's not hitting the door either. She's like missing the door. She's just sort of like, she just sort of like tumbles

into the department. It was like a key Kristen awkwardness. It was like if you'd thrown a giraffe down a staircase. Are you still there? You're really quiet. So sorry everybody, technical glitch. No, it's a shocker, but that's what happens when you come into a room twitching like Kristen. Exactly, and honestly, I'm not gonna go back and fix that in post. Everyone's gonna go listen to that. I was gonna hear that weird moment. Maybe I'll put a commercial in there.

Oh, it's a commercial in there. Just wait for the ripples of shock to spread across. All I miss, all you miss Ronnie was me saying that Kristen entered the room like a draft being thrown down the stairs. Yeah, pretty much. She's like, she's like when one of the months, when one of the robot things gets killed in this car movie, says transformer movies. And they're like not walking right anymore. It's like one legs about to stumble. It's like Yeah, she's like my one eye is like dangling out, you know, one Terminator. Yeah, by yeah, like the Terminator after it's like been through like a molten steel plant

Like yeah, like it's it's almost like you know like we know in humans in movies Try to attack like the dinosaur or dinosaur or the Hulk or something like that and they just get like flung away against the wall. That's how Kristen entered. She had just been flung by a monster into that doorway. I like that. Kristen's personality and a fortune cookie

would just be like, flung. I'm a flung girl. Yeah, mood. Flung. She's just ragged all physics. She just embodies ragged all physics. Yeah. So Kristen twitches in and she's carrying a bag of all their stuff because she's breaking

up with the girls. So she's like, oh, here's your stuff. Okay. It's both of all your stuff to take home. You making it slow. I'm just here in Succina. Yeah. It's everyone still at Succina. So it's hilarious watching them try to pretend to be nice to Succina just to get their

stupid and enchiladas while they really are there to fight. Yeah, exactly. Hey, you know what? Free food. It'll make you go to the west side. So Succina is like, these are chicken. These are not. This is actually nothing inherently funny about saying these are chicken and these are not,

but it's just Chino saying it, which just brings me joy. But there is something inherently funny in Kristen being like, oh, wait, later at home, because I'm like, full already. She full on. Where did she stop on the way to Chino's house? The Korean or hurry?

Fobulous. Those were by the way two real restaurants here. I'll say angelic that are on the way to Munizou, right? I'm a two one foe, okay. So Katie's like, um, can we talk to each other? Gabani, them talk to you right now. Oh, fine. So they go outside and which is so ridiculous. Let's talk why they even have to go outside This is only four people in the four people in the

In the apartment and we know that the other two are gonna follow anyway Yeah, they're just gonna be listening anyway. Yeah, just gonna know the neighbors So Katie's like you know she knows she has got a ring doorbell on her back patty I just so she can listen to shit. I feel like Katie has I mean, I feel like she has a ring doorbell on herself And so she's just like walking in the counter ring door at on her cell phone. So she's just like walking in and getting her ring doorbell at the same time. Yeah, she's just got a ring everywhere. Yeah. Well, if you said if you liked it, she put a ring on it, so I did.

So Katie, Katie's like, um, Kristen, I just want to talk because last time we tried to talk, I felt like you weren't listening to me. I'm like, well, that's a great way to start a conversation. Yeah. Hi, Dom. Um, also, that's a great way to start a conversation. Yeah. Hi, Dom. Um, also, this is the most, uh, I, this is the most Christiany way of getting in a chair. Everyone has so themselves in this episode.

Yeah. Christian is, first of all, this is the Shina ES chair that you can have here. It's like this huge egg shape. It's like a huge egg shaped gazebo chair that people with like a 5,000 square foot backyard half, okay? And she's got it on this tiny patio Something crazy has like a canopy like a pullover egg shaped canopy that you can pull over and make it a full egg So I even know that egg frozen I got mine turned into patio furniture So then Kristen trying to get in this chair was hilarious. It's so big

And she's like She crawls onto it and then goes in the fetal position and then lifts up her legs She needs that slingshot from Angry Birds. So, uh, Chris is like, you were an asshole. She's like, because you're a boyfriend, what's that? Decal. She's like, um, do you know how many times your boyfriend's been a- Decal, dude? Yeah.

And then we get the one clip of Tom being so mean to her and it's him going, you're fucking wasted. Woo! Which is probably just a statement of the Vax. So meanwhile, Stasi is like eating the enchiladas and she's like, Shina, these are bomb, especially considering that you made them in your basic ass fingers. She's like, Roger, like it. I'm trying to see where I forgot to say this. Sheenah, when when Stasi gives the vodka to Sheena

that bo mean it's now got like feathers around the Tito's part. And instead of saying Tito's, it has Sheena's face like from Instagram when posing in a bathing suit. And Stasi's like, here, I know you like things that they're face on. I'm just like, yeah, amazing. Sheenah's like, here, I know you like things with your face on them. She's like, yeah! Amazing! She's like, that's amazing. I can't believe the Tito's corporation actually produced a one-of-a-kind bottle for me.

Thank you so much for finding it. I just love that she even does even get the joke. Yeah. So meanwhile, Kristen's like, um, you create a monster by, like, I'm sorry. She's like, I created a monster, ugh, by only saying bad things about Carter and not saying all the good things. Like the other day, he was eating some goldfish and he gave me two or three. And that was really nice. Like I don't tell you about those things. Okay. Well, when Chris and Brad up the fact that Tom has been mean to her,

Katie, guys, um, we're talking about me and you. And that's the only thing I want to talk about right now, even though I just brought up your boyfriend at the start of this combo. Yeah. And this fact, Jay, we're not talking about me and you and that's the only thing I want to talk about right now even though I just brought up your boyfriend at the start of this combo. And this fact, Jay, we're not talking about boyfriend. That can catering, moving goalposts. And then Kristen, she's really abusing the word literally. I mean, this is an issue that we as a society have and including me, but sometimes you really want to be careful about using it because Chris and goes you then literally shit on not just me

But the person I love like she literally shat on you and I'm sorry. Please think of me that image And Katie's like um Turns out when Kristen is happy she calls us less so We just wanted to be happy. So I'm sorry. So oh That's it. That's like the easiest makeup ever. I know and then Sheena and of Stasi of course out there now and so she's like One of the reasons why I decided to make this until others because I want to invite everyone to Mexico It's like sheena. It's not your trip

decentralized a lot is because I want to invite everyone to Mexico. It's like she know, it's not your trip. And Katie's like, um, he like went berserk and like he's still getting chances like he's teaching at Billy's lay mass brunch. It's like, I got Katie. Katie has this neck of just being awful to everybody all the time. Like how many people, most people choose one person to be awful to you know, but Katie's just like in the same, in the same room. She's being awful Dishina, Kristen and Billy Lee. Yeah, she can really she can really spread it around, you know. I guess that's what happens when you can shit on two people at once, you know. Look, you're like, yeah. So questions like, you know, I told Diana to go fuck herself five years ago to the day, and Lisa still won't let me go to TomTom.

I love that like the Diana go suck a dick, Diana. Like, day is like a national holiday in Kristen's life, you know? Yeah, I know kidding. Sock a dick, day. Sock a dick, Diana, day. Yeah. And yeah, also this is different because you were screaming at your boss at work drunk for like the multiple multiple

End time telling her to fuck off Chris and that's kind of different than James in smoking alley not in front of customers at all While being yelled at by said ranch lover. Yeah Yeah, oh no you stopped your team already Well, that would be a good time to go to commercial for people listening at home. Jai-jai-jai-x. It's a commercial. Jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-j Asking kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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James has to break the news to Raquel that there is no Mexico She's like, but I thought there was a Mexico. What's below the United States? No, you dumb I mean you left it good. We're not going to Mexico dumb I mean you lovely little girl we're not going to Mexico and he's like taking his clothes out of a suitcase I'll believe in they like he like a lifetime heroin he's like I guess I don't need these clothes I guess I don't need that suit guys Rick hell just holding up an empty ice cream cone like I thought this was finally going to be my ice cream club He's like Christopher Robin what are you saying Like I thought this was finally going to be my ice cream club. He's like Christopher Robin.

What are you saying? Rekal just starts instinctually going towards the closet. She's like, I'll be in here watching Winnie the Pooh. I understand how this works. No, Rekal, no, no. Lock me in and don't lock me out until I know what four times four is. Yeah. So Jim's like, oh, I guess we don't need this luggage and Rickles like I mean

I was ready to pack to. She's part of this tragedy also guys. I'm pissed for you. That's much of a question right? He's like oh I said fuck your wife and I called him a pussy and Lisa was in the vicinity. I hope she doesn't and I called him a pussy. And Lisa was in the vicinity. I hope she doesn't think it was directed to her. And uh, then he tells us. He's like, I'm sorry what I said at Tom, Tom, even if that's going to true. Or at Katie's trying to siv me out of this group. I haven't met the devil, but she's getting pretty close.

Yeah, James. So then Raquel's like, then Raquel finally, she comes as close to explaining why she's dating James as she ever will be. She's like, so I recently moved here and I don't have a ton of friends and having the girls exclude you has really affected me because I was hoping to be on the show and be like in their group and really affected me because I was hoping to be on the show and be like in their group and like be at witches at WeHo and instead I'm stuck in this apartment in MacArthur Park so yeah could you like you know I feel for I feel for her I mean not her fuck her I feel for James I feel for James basically like I'm using you so I'm saying with you even though I'm here to be on a TV show you're

liking these cameras are you still here motherfucker why would you even want to be friends with those girls are horrible to your boyfriend you have terrible motives I hope to get stuck at the hang-up all forever user James I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell you to be nicer to them like literally I can't because I don't know my time stables he's like where you would have friends. I apologize. Thanks for sticking with me. So sad. It's like, is everybody in this guy's life using him? Yes. So Katie signs in. They love showing Katie signing into the squirrel. I know what it is, but every episode is just Katie signing in. I think because after that, she just stops working and gets wasted.

Yeah, she loves just sort of like plotting into that restaurant. And then there's always like, it's always like balance with a shot of Brittany, like they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey So Harry comes in Vanderpump and Katie you're talking and Vanderpunks like I have such a list of voter for them and they'll realize I need because water we need flooring we need windows we need a bar I need liquor I need candles I need some candles I need to check the lighting Harry you

I need some candles. I need to check the lighting Harry you Fick James. How are you? He's like how can I have you to that Lisa Lisa Lisa? Oh, I do really I can't say Lisa do you know where the candles are they're in the main dining room do you know where that is me? No, I don't I Mean I understand that we're in a restaurant that has basically two large rooms, but which one's the dining room? Has he been there five minutes? This is so I don't think this is a very good story Although it is smart to make James look like the smart one of the family

I know I mean like it's not like sir is like a castle. Okay, it's like Hey, you know how there's like a lounge in a dining room You see that door to the other room that you haven't been into yet? That's the dining room. And they let them go. They're both just silent. Katie and Vanderpuff are just silent. Like knowing that James is probably walking around downtown L.A. right now, you know, like pitching a tent up the tent cities. She's like, I should go check on poor Harry, but I'm too tired and Katie's like all check on him Harry's the axe-ramp bander pump Harry's just caught in a corner of the restaurant. Boom. Okay.

Okay, he's came here someone get kicked back on the charge of these Harry Lisa Harry, what are you doing under that table? I thought this is the private dining room Harry's cleaning it to like he's outside. Oh, okay. He's in the middle of the street someone get Harry. Is this the private dining room? Harry's been just just been hit by a bus So let's see so founder prompts like which is perfect because Kristen is twitching her way down the hallway. Yeah in her about to die transformer Gate that she has about to die trans TG she's got her ATD GDG going on

About to die transform again Yeah, she's doing that thing like Battery To die Shia the buff Seriously Seriously And even the music it's like horror music, but it's like horror comedy music, you know? It's like some of the dead music.

It's like, don't talk, I'm being impromptu. And she's trying, she's trying to basically have a scene like the way that Stasi and Lisa had to see when Stasi had to crawl back to Lisa and get back into Lisa's good graces. Kristen's trying to do the same thing, so she's trying to do a charm offensive, but she's like, hello, hello. Grace is Kristen's trying to do the same thing so she's trying to do a charm offensive, but she's like hello She looks like a tree house that's been toilet papered by children. She like what who where's that? So she touches in and Lisa just looks up at her and she's like Hello, you're coming to see me

Hello, you're coming to see me Transpare the occasion I see and they wish then leads to Lisa making these. Oh, oh Maybe she wants to keep me abreast of the situation Get it clearly yes, I Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Get it! Get it! Hold on, there's a bug on my wall and I really need to look at it. It's very important, everyone. I'm just looking. I'm still on it. Excuse me. You are ruining my Christians stride with your bug search.

It's a ladybug. There aren't no ladies in this show. Well, Christen I think could be considered a ladybug. There aren't no ladies in this show. Well, Kristen I think could be considered a ladybug. Vanderpump's like, I'd rather talk to that bug than you at least it's a lady! Get it! No more so! Oh, that ladybug has teeth! Get it!

So Kristen is trying really hard, but she's so awkwardly Kristen, you know. So she's basically like one of those balls in a bingo machine, like blowing around, you know. So she's like, B5, B5, man, I probably say. She's also like a zombie resurrecting itself. You know when a zombie is dead, when someone's like dead,

and then they become zombified, and they're like on the ground, and they come up like, k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- on taunt on okay okay and Vanderpump's like well I haven't opened it yet dooty I'm only having a party oh wait guess you weren't invited to that one and Chris is like oh yeah yeah but you had a private party where everyone was inviting except for me she's like I didn't invite what this is Vanderpump logic which I'll apprease everybody who's anti-vandipump right it's the time she thought's like, I didn't invite one single person to that party. Except for Kyle and Teddy who hurt my feelings. Yes, you know, Kyle and Teddy weren't invited,

and if I had known they weren't going to come, I wouldn't invite it at possibly you, possibly someone I don't even know like John Blizzard. So Chris is like, but I heard you didn't want me there. She is No, I didn't And she's like my feelings were at least is like, I'm like I give a fuck She's like Lisa's a reason I wasn't allowed in and instead I got in full glam and a full dress And I ain't posting my bed like a loser And I had to miss my best friends bar opening you know, Kristen Some people dream of being able to eat pasta alone in their bed. Wow.

You know what? Like, you were living your life that night, okay? I feel like you're not realizing how good you had it that night that you got to lie in your bed and just eat a bowl of pasta. I know, like, I know you're upset, but why are you dissing my life? You know? Like, the other night I really want... Have you ever been Ronnie to... Um...

That doesn't matter, I was gonna say... Uh... A story of La Bucca. I'm Nalrose. Yes. There, I mean, I... They have a pasta dish that's just like... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Talking about right now because it is about the pasta right now. It's about time it is about the pasta The lady thought got into my brain and infected me Ronnie's hopes that he walked away

Yeah, I left I was like Lisa like Ronnie is annoyed and so All right, so you know the The times are gonna have a table and they choose to have you sit there Then you'll be on there list so you can go and Chris is like that sounds like a yes I'm back in a good SISTI! SISTI! RISTI! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's like the wave, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, you know me, you're down with okay, D, yeah, you know me, you're down with okay, D, that sounds for Kristen Doody. Oh, so she is like, thank you, thank you, like, and they say, this is like, no, all I said

was, if they invite you, then you're like, I'm not inviting you. Lisa literally said, I'm not inviting you. And she's like, yes! Maybe it's getting Lisa over. Thank you, thank you Lisa. Thank you Lisa. Like double kissing her and then she stops Lisa's down. Lisa's like, oh, you've found my four, Dodie. Oh, someone calls, shelly, to send this one. Do you need to send this one?

Can we adopt Kristen to Doreet's please? And don't shipper. Do not shipper. PK, feel free to bite this one back. So Kristen would be be case face. He gives storyline for this. That would be, seeing imagining Kristen as to read in PK's pet is hilarious to me.

Like she, Kristen has like a little cage in the living room. You want to play fetch Kristen? Like is she a horse or a dog? I don't know, but she's just like a... Stop trying to make fetch up in PK! Oh! You're looking wonderful today, PK! Seriously? Oh, shit.

Seriously. So now we got a Brits Doctor, and he runs some tests on her and stuff, and he's like, well, I was... I'm kind of worried about your colon. Turns out it's a bugle. So... Maybe drink some water. I don't know. Yeah, she basically is like

Would you say you got a fiery Cheeto is a colon so yeah, she's like I get nauseous a lot I throw up a lot like see you know such like that like that. Hey, like I've been throwing up and everything. And Jackson's like, yeah, since my dad died, like I treasured life. So like, you know, you got to check, get a checked out. She could be dying. And she has an ulcer. Which makes sense. I think I would have an ulcer too, if I were on the show.

Well, I suggest they test her blood work and see if she's being poisoned by dish soap. Because Jackson's totally the type to do that. Like slowly poison somebody and then be like, oh, she's sick, I'm taking care of her. No, she's dead. Insurance, well, I'm a victim. I've like, oh, are you introducing Munchausen's into this show?

Is that what you're doing? Munchausen is by proxy. Yeah, Munchausen's by proxy, where Jackson is like secretly slowly poisoning Britney. I feel like jacks would do Munch houses by proxy only because he hears munch and then everything else is like I'm into it. I hear munching I'm in yeah, because he smokes a lot of wheat now. He's always got the munchies. Oh, I was thinking more of like a batch and all sort of thing. Oh, oh, why do you have to bring that into evidence? Well, because we're talking about that.

So anyway, she can't drink. Basically, she can't drink. Her storyline is that she can't drink in Mexico. She's like, nothing with alcohol. Not even once. She's like, no. Nothing with citrus. Not even alive.

Nope. Not even anything with salt. Not even ench lot of long bug Good you know, I don't know how I feel about having an ulcer, but it does feel make me feel good that I have something in me that went to the army You know Okay, that was my dumbest joke of the month Sir! Okay, that was my dumbest joke of the month.

All sir. Hey everyone, stand up. All sir is coming through. Well, maybe I should just grow up and stop drinking. What phone is that? Okay, so next you go to many Ac Music Studios, which Lala is totally paying for it with her own money and not rants it off. And she's ready. And she's singing a song that really explains really what the song is there for. It's called What's It For?

What's It For? The song's high, what's it for? Yeah. So Lala and Lala is joined by Ariana and Stasi. And Ariana is like singing is like my Mount Rushmore. Wait, what did she say? What mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain mountain I had to climb and then I'd die on it, and they made a national geographic special about me, and then this is Sherpa left to tell tales of my foolhardiness. She's like, oh, she's like, basically James asked me to sing on his track, and I felt super awkward about it,

and he made me sing like a robot, and he's like, I'm glad they addressed that, actually. BABY BABY BABY Yeah, she's like, hear you, say it again, can't find artists. So why is she singing like that? I'm glad that she addressed back Is that really bothering you like I know she can sing yeah, that's a thing like We're not saying this just because we know Ariana like like oh, we have to defend her But like we went to karaoke once like a few years ago and she nailed it

So I was like, I'm going to defend a good singer when I can. I don't know, I'm taking a stand for everyone. That was bold. You come to this podcast. Hold podcast. Hey, Ben, don't forget to put on your uniform. And you know who else sang really well. You know who else sang really well at that karaoke night? Ronnie Karam. Oh, yeah. The whole town was the best. You guys, the saddest thing just popped up on my phone. Oh my god.

So I was in the mean. So we have TV party going on, and then I got a notification. You're like, Ronnie Caram saying, well, and also Ronnie Caram's sad face is currently on my phone. No, this is, oh, this, I got a notification. It was like from YouTube,

it said, videos you might like, thank you from Alex Trebek. Oh no, what's happening? Oh, stay strong Alex, stay strong. I'll take, I'll take, I'll take, be strong for 400 please Alex. Well, how fitting that that sad ass thing came during Lala's sad ass recording session.

Yeah. So, so now she's going off on James again, which is really weird because she just had a scene where she's like, James, I'm totally there for you. Like two weeks ago. But she's like speaking of James, I'm like, so happy he's not coming to Mexico. Like an area on this like, yeah, he's definitely not because he keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over. And she's like, like, it's a gift to be friends with me. OK, it's like a gift. You don't get a second chance at that bitch, eh?

I mean, I appreciate having, you know, valuing yourself and everything. But like, well, he did say really fucked up things a lot. You know, that's the other thing. That's what's so hard about James. It's like, I want to defend him. And I'm like, I just, I want to hug him. I, because I think we see a lot of insight into how we got to where he is. But he did say some real fucked up things a lot of like not even, and like, like on camera

and off. So like, as much as it annoys me, I, in a weird way, I mean, I think that a lot of might be right. Whatever. Lala's going around going right up to his girlfriend and calling her a twat. Well, that's come on. Lala's a moth-er-rails later.

And then, well, then he says right now. James is being a monster. It doesn't make the other monsters not monsters. You know what I mean? No, that's, no. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying this in Phantom of Rules. Everyone is wrong at all times.

Everyone is wrong at all times. Everyone is wrong at all times ever wrong times let's never forget a second week by week emola did not have a very good week this is a bad week shit about we she's a little she's a little pirate but you know that we've wanted her to be fired up for a while so you know what I'm happy to see her fired up I just don't like me the her being like such a victim all the time it's like well what I don't like is I liked it when she was an outsider and now she's not the same. It's not as good anymore. Yeah, so she's like, I'm Michael Roadwaging through life right now.

Okay. Your tough life of having a fucking music studio day that's been paid for by somebody else so you can have a career. It's being funded by some. I feel really bad for you right now being funded by some. I feel really bad for you right now, okay? Yeah, well I do feel bad that her dad died. I think that's tough and like, you know, grief takes all sorts of different forms, but she is a little, she is, I think there are probably more productive ways to channel that grief than saying, like

he and his girlfriend are both fucking twats. Like let us be the ones to say that, okay. Yeah, that's our job. So I'm gonna take our jobs. So now Jackson bringing you home and Jackson's like it's nice new Jacks. He's like, hey Britt, want me to go to CVS and get some meds here? No, I'm just gonna eat this lime with some alcohol in the meantime. I'm just drinking a cup of acid lime and it's a lot of juice.

Go. It's all I've been I've been at attention all day long. Ever since I found out ulcer is in me. So she is looking through the end of the seventh ray, which still sounds like a really low-rank cult to me. Yeah, or like some like shitty like like young adult novel, you know, like part of a series, you know, the end of the seventh. Right. It's just like guys named Ray who own an end. Shut up. How'd you know about my end? You bitch trash. Trash this is a charity for people So Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob there's you she's planning her reception party and it jacks comes over and you looks at which he's the many that she's looking out online And he's like $300 for a match potato bar It's fucking ridiculous $300 for potatoes

Who's gonna pay for that? I need to move to Idaho i'm like a please do and be $300 for a mashed potato bar is not that expensive sir yeah well it's like that's not expensive you serve like $22 drinks that are shit and you refuse to metal yeah i hear it from you bring you's like a mac potato bar sounds amazing which is also the name of her autobiography coming out. The follow up will be called I could have had chicken nuggets projects to change. What do they call them potato skins anyway? They don't have skin. So, um, yeah, back to. I mean, this they just have more conversations about oh Money this was funny cuz written jacks is so mad. He's like pacing right? He's like the couch is like starting to move towards him. He's starting so loud and she's like well

Jay-ex is shined, but he's still J.X. He talks over me. Bro, things when he's not happy. Tries to put my fingers in the toaster when the bag talks him. I was like, God, sounds like a great wedding, guys. Good luck. Good luck with that mask of 10 apart. Oh, sir. So, um, uh, now we're at sir and... Oh, I get it now. I got, I'm all sir inside.

I see what the doctor was saying. I am all sir inside I see what the doctor was saying I am all sir the restaurant I am all a sexy unique restaurant anyway I'll just move on here so um the red sir and so everyone's getting ready for brunch with Billy and she's just setting a table and she's wearing like a white flowy dress and so she's like really, she's like, oh my god, Billy said that we're allowed to be from him, which means it's like really exciting because like any excuse to wait tables outside

the search dress makes me really happy. Ah! So Vanderpump comes in, she's like, oh, business business, paper work, I have an opening tomorrow! Oh! And she's like, ah, I don't think Adam can work that opening because I was

putting on going with autumn. And then it comes like, why the world would you be going with or no? How does he spell his name exactly? Because he's my best friend. I'm ready to do everything together.

And we can do everything. One minute maybe not as fast as Rob because we're happy to everything in like seven minutes or last but Adams will like up Okay, well, I hope you don't mean everything's like yeah like fucking Missing for grocery shopping not fucking oh Darling No relationship to you means we're already online shopping for discount surrogate Starling no

All right got to go find a tire for the ball opening tomorrow So then so now here comes Billy Lee we haven't seen Billy Lee in a while, but you're shit. Oh Look at it branch We haven't seen Billy Lee in a while, but here she is. Ah, ah, look at him, bro. Ah. Billy Lee is there and everybody, James is working again. He's like so excited to be back in front of that pizza oven. He's like, oh, my god. He's like, oh, I'm DJing brunch.

It's been a minute babe. Oh, an action sort of recal. It's been a minute, babe. They're acting like they literally post Coachella. And it's like, you know, 11 a.m. on a Sunday. Yeah. I'm responsible for it.

And they, you know, we joke that he's standing in front of a pizza oven with his DJ stand, but it's kind of even better in real life because he's standing right in front of the fire alarm sticker on the wall. So Rick tells like, it's an opportunity for him to show you the opposite. No, he can be. And redeem himself again. So Tom's like, I always got a sound spot for the ender dog. That's why it's like this, you know, and wearing like Stevie makes hat like weirdly patterned shirt like

underdog. People kick me all the time in the street, bro. Stevie makes hat, like weirdly patterned shirt, like underdog. People take me all the time in the street, bro. Dude. So Tom and Ariana get a table and bring you their waitress. And they're like, they just started talking about Tom talking about Tom. Tom is excited for Ariana to eat off the menu.

Some chef pennies food. And Tom is getting the motorcycle. So even though, yes, they are launching a business and trying to buy a house. He is going to get a one-use a single use motorcycle and so we see a flashback of him at the DMV Be like yeah, dude, I'm open up a restaurant tomorrow. I gotta bring this I'm on a cycle there with a side car. My other dude. I'm also gonna come and he goes like Step back

I take it the DMV doesn't provide here and make up I Take it the DMV doesn't provide here and make up This bump nope, alright, I feel like he was talking to a be back in five minute sign Yeah, he's like the front desk is occupied BRB five man. Yeah, so Lala pulls Billy Lee aside to talk and she's like Lala pulls Billy Lee aside to talk and she's like, yeah, she's you, like, where do we go wrong? I want to know where we went wrong and by where did we go wrong?

I mean, more like, why didn't you react better to when? I screamed at you last time. Yeah, in other words, where are you stupid to on your face? Yeah, and he was like, uh, I was just questioning your character. You called me so many nasty things and we were arguing like what? You know, like you call me trash and a twat and a cum dumpster and like a piece of disintegrating garbage peep seen in.

She's like, well you were being a disintegrated piece of garbage peep seen. So that's why I call it to you that. And she's like, um, what do you think is better than people? And she's like, um, that's called confidence, babe. That's called confidence. And Billy is like calling people names and yelling at them in public is not confidence in my book. And Molly's like, well, now I'm going to ask you some questions. She goes, Lala, as a person, I'm a love the question your character. I'm gonna ask you some questions. She goes Lala as a person. I'm a love the question your character I'm a love the question your character She's like and I'm about to question yours and that you want snake and Lala some sort of happy brunch

Yeah, Lala's just being an asshole to be an asshole. And also, she got to the hostess stand and was fine. She's like, hi. And Billie is like, what's a big deal? Well, we better fight. And she's also stomping around there. I think this is important to note. She's stomping around there in a necklace that says power, which is her husband's or her boyfriend's TV show from stars.

It's just like wearing someone else's resume to work. Yeah, I just am like, I also don't love It's just like, but it's like, we're in someone else's resume to work. Yeah, I just, I'm like, I also don't love when people are like, can we talk to find out where we went wrong and then you don't listen to the other person and then you scream at them and are obnoxious. Like, I am not a fan of that. Yeah, team Billy Lee today. You see it goes, we can this week.

Billy Lee wins. Yeah, she will, Billy Lee wins this week. So then she just talked about a total prick this week. My Lee wins. Yeah, she will Billy Lee wins this week. So then she knows how to add a total prick this week. My god. Yeah. So she knows talking with Adam and she's like, but it says it's not awkward. Brunch. I wish you were going to my look at what Rossi's like, yeah, that's okay. I know you're gonna send me so many snapchat. I will. So remember how I when you said stop and he's like, yeah, I said stop sending me snapchat and then you kept sending me snapchat. So then Ra kept sending me snapchats

So then Rachele is talking to some girl at the DJ stand which Rachele why are you standing at the DJ stand? You're not the DJ you can move away from the fucking DJ stand Okay, like also it's like brunch DJ music like what I was saying the same thing like why do you have to stand there? What support does he need for you? Well, he plays some like generic Euro Bs, or not Euro, whatever you call that. Does this piss on him already? It's like she's standing there saying, no one will try and fucking while she's in the room. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So then Raquel's talking to this girl and Valla hears her. She stomps around in her Jennifer Lopez Grammy's dress. Which I'm glad that she actually just became part of the fight. So I was like, why is she wearing that so weird? Yeah, because we're talking about this, we're talking Alexis.

Like, she called me stupid and Alexis is like, well, it's weird because you don't really know what it's like to lose a parent or a cow. And she's like, yeah, but she's dad blaming. Like, I understand you're going through a really hard time, but it's like not okay. All right, like, I never but she's dad blaming. Like, I understand you're going through a really hard time, but it's like, not okay. All right, like, I never got my ice cream.

And you're gonna be fun to me for that. And Mala was like, I overhear Raquel talking to my friend about me using the dad card. You have to have a fucking mind elusive. You know? So she goes, James and Tom and Ariana are talking. And James is like, so it's a bed. My vibe is chom chom.

And they're both really awkward. And Tom's like, oh, yeah. Because I can't have another scene where I'm this inviting you unless I invite you. You see it's a circle of life, bro. Circle of life. So then Lala has now pulled her kel over and is yelling at her. And she's like, why are you saying I'm volatile?

Just because I pulled the dad card. Why are you saying I'm volatile? I'm like, you're being volatile. I'm out here. Yeah, and she's got these long-ass fingernails made of cement or whatever and they're totally sharpened in the right and Rakel's face. Yeah, and Rakel's like, I know I didn't say that and Lala's like, yes, you did stop it. Stop it. Which is by the way, such an obnoxious thing,

just to, I'm not just a way to talk to someone, especially when you're trying to play down a reputation of being volatile, okay? So, Rick Hellsend. And Rick Hellsend, I'm just saying that you're not taking responsibility for your actions. And James is like, I'm trying to stay calm. Don't take the, don't take the take home, don't take the dollar bait,

don't take the dollar bait, which is totally what she's doing. Yeah, right. Cause she knows that he's gonna be invited to this Tom Tom thing. So she's staging a big thing, so he'll have a fit back and then he'll get this invited again.

It's like, it's over and over the same thing. So we're on to you now, ma'am. So Lala's like, for what, what actions? Because like, for the way you spoke to me and all I got, no, be quiet. Number one, yes, I think you have a screw loose, okay? And I think you as a woman do not sit there and empower other women.

Be quiet, I am speaking, I am speaking. I don't am caring you because I think you're pathetic. Like yeah, that's... How dare you say I'm using my dad's stuff. My dad just died. I'm like, you, she's like, she's accusing Requel of not empowering other women while she's simultaneously not allowing Requel to speak and then also saying

that Requel is not worthy of empowerment because she's pathetic I'm like aren't the aren't the pathetic people the ones you're supposed to empower isn't that the way it works? And how is it empowering when you're sitting there wearing some dress some other man bought with a gold necklace of a show That's not yours. Okay. That's not empowering other women la la, okay? Yeah, so then she's like do not ever bring my dad And Raquel's like you're about to poke me in the eye. It's like, I thought you were dumbing for my dad's eye. You babbiot bitch. And then she walks in and Billy's like, that is it. You get the fuck out of here.

And Molly goes, no bitch. She's like, she said I'm playing the dad card. And then Rick tells her, hey, I guess that she's going through so much But that doesn't get very an excuse to almost hook my eye out. How will I smell things and by the way while all the Give a free reign And by the way while all this craziness is happening they keep cutting to Peter just like in the kitchen just like Like reorganizing iceburg lettuce scooping ice out of a bucket. He's like, well, I'm just peedered the manager. I'm sure nothing's going on in the front of the house,

so I will just rearrange these heads of foxy lettuce. Yeah. So basically we see everybody in different parts of the restaurant. And Raquel Tom is like, oh, sitting in front of Sir and yelling at Raquel and cuss words, would Lala get fired for that? Nope. But James Wood. And her defense, she didn't call some girl fat body shape.

Yeah, and also honestly, it's different when a guy says, it's a girl. I'm sorry. It's just different. It's, you know, I think that if Jay, I think the only thing was the body shaming and the calling somebody fat, if James had just been like, um, have you seen yourself in your outfit? You look like an idiot.

Fuck you, bitch. That would have been different. Well, call it your bitch probably wouldn't be great either, but it wouldn't be a fireable offense. I think it was him being like, fatty, and he still keeps doing it over and over and never learns his goddamn lesson. Yeah, I mean, still, she should be fired. I mean, that's ridiculous. She can't do it. Yeah, she made a big, big scene. Well, first of all, she yelled at Billy Lee and then she's yelling at Raquel and all that stuff. And I'll say like, you know, Raquel goes, you know, they're only making you pay the price for calling Katie fat once at pride when Lala has verbally attacked me three times

Oh my god Three times I think I did it three times three is 14 right? No, I know Hi Christopher Robin three times three is fourteen right? I know. Okay, the ice cream! Oh no. Oh. I don't know. Hi Christopher Robin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for things at that restaurant. You're a moron. Okay, you're even more of a moron than they said she were. So let me cut to Lala. And by the way, didn't they all eat Raquel's pasta last season?

Isn't that what also there was an issue? Like this Raquel, not only is she a yell that as a patron, but they eat her food too. Yeah, or do her drugs, whichever way you look at it, not very nice way to treat Raquel. Okay. So then we cut to Lala who's sitting in the empty dining room with Brittany. And Brittany looks completely fucking over it, by the way. And I think all these girls

are about to turn on Lala. Lala is getting her as the season. Everyone's being nice to her to use that private jet, use her connections, but also because she was very popular with the fans when they were beating her down. Now Lala is basically an enemy and everyone hates her. So these girls will be turning next season. So enjoy that. Have fun with that. Keep in mind that Brinne is also supposed to be working and in fact, like Billy has to go to Tom and Ariana and be like, um, hi.

So Brinne who's normally a waitress, huh? She's, you know, sitting with Lala. So Peter is going to be your waiter. He'll be bringing out your food as soon as he's finished rearranging the spinach in the back. So Lala is like, I am sick of people saying that I think I'm better than someone. I mean, look, I don't think I'm better than anyone, but I know when I'm above someone. And you know what? I'm above you, bitch. And I'm gonna say it out loud. That's the same thing, Lala.

You know that that's the same thing, right? Yeah, Lala. I think you really need to revisit your rules of female empowerment because everything you're saying so far is the exact sort of stuff that a lot of people are rallying against. Yeah, and Brittany's like, I believe in what Martina, Luther Kinga Chalobas said.

All men are created equally. But, I don't believe everything lololol, same right now. But it's my job to be supportive. This is action. Listen, I'm not the type that would everything gotten better than someone. I don't even think I'm as good as anyone.

I think I'm actually much worse, which is why I have daddy issues in Ameriangiax. I do however think that acid in a margarita is better than an enchilada. Eva because I tried to have that this morning. It tastes a great. So Arianna. Arianna.

Arianna. Arianna. Yeah. Go ahead. No. Yeah. Arianna is basically like, you know what? Like Lala is like really fragile right now, but like we're coming up on like the five year anniversary of my dad dying and it sucks and it's terrible, but you just can't expect everyone in the world

to sit around you. Like, you know, no one's going to sit around you. Can't expect that of everyone. She just needs a tough the fuck up. Oh my God. Oh my God. I mean, I've been saying that this whole season, but whoa.

Whoa. So then James So then James is like, can I join you and Britney's like, do you want me to say aye? and Lala's like What do you want to talk about James? What do you want to talk about? Yeah, and he's like, I don't like the way you spectra care. She's like then she should stop being a And he's like, I don't like the way you speak to Raquel. She's like, then she used to stop being a

Continence basically yeah, which like I don't know. I'm sorry like if we're just I don't know Raquel was just standing there just drifting in the wind okay Having a conversation with some rando. I don't know so yeah, James is like, Lala lost her hosts and qualities, but Caesar and Raquel just want to tear that down because that's what bullies do. They just want their hosts and qualities back. Like me, I'm a good boy, I got mine back. And then she's like, I am just struggling to put my feet on the ground.

And he's like, so you don't want me to go to Mexico or you don't want me to do this or that. She's like, no, I don't want to be around to Mexico or you don't want me to do this with that. She's no I don't want to be around you anywhere anytime Ben, re-request me on TV party. I had to actually stop it because it was for technical reasons that I can't get into But just trust me. I had to stop it. Okay. Well, we're gonna end that soon. This we have to end this Well, you guys just want to hear my end get just run is end Okay, so Lala's like, I don't want to be around you anywhere.

And he's like, think, don't be fake. And tell me you're my friend. She's like, I never said I was your friend. And right now, basically, she's Satanic spitting fire. And she's, and he's like, you literally took me to coffee and said that you were my friend. And she goes, I made it. Clear, I was not your friend.

And then we see the scene of her going. Yeah, like, I. Clear, I was not your friend. And then we see the scene of her going, yeah, like I'm just, I just want you to know that I'm here to support you. Whatever way you need. And then she's like, you know what, I trusted my gut. My gut tells me you're a bad fucking guy. I'm like, you know what, Lala, you're being obnoxious right now. I'm sorry.

Like you were the one that said, I'm gonna reach out to you. And like, you're the one who talks about empowering and helping people. And the thing is this, it's clear that James is fucked up. And he has substance abuse issues. You know, it doesn't mean that how he acts is right at all because he's also an asshole. But like, don't act like

madame empathy and then like clearly when someone like a friend of yours needs help, but then again he did say some really nasty things about her and Lala. See her and Rand, I don't know, I don't know where to be, I don't know where to be. Um, I do. She made up with him and then she's only being mean to him because her friends are making her be mean to him. She's a fucking asshole. And then now she has no like to stand on because she's lying. And so she's like, oh, so she turns it back to her vagina, which is what Lala does. She leads with her fucking vagina and I'm sick of it.

It makes me crazy. She goes, she's like, oh, you're sitting there loving the fact that you've got the fuck Lala. Well good for you, baby. The only successful thing you've ever had in your life. And he's like, well, actually, I've been doing fine. You know, I've been trying at least. And she goes, oh, TJ, sir, well, good for you baby the only successful thing you've ever had in your life. And he's like well actually I've been doing fine. You know I've been trying at least and she goes oh DJ sir, well good for you. And he's like why don't see you in any shows.

And she goes oh no I'm too busy charting on iTunes. Oh fuck you lady. Yeah. I'm dumb. I do not like that. Hostess charts. Yeah. Hostess chart.

Yeah. I don't think so. No one can beat menus like me. Yeah. On I. And she's, I'm going through so much more than anyone at this room could even imagine. I'm like, okay, well, Ariana, she lost her dad five years ago. And it's coming up the anniversary of that. At least have Andrew pump her brother just commit suicide and very tragic. Jack's lost the father. So actually, it's not just say that you're not going to do anything, but like everyone is going through a lot of shit in their own ways. And Billy Lee is going through all sorts of emotional things

I'm sure about what would naturally come with transitioning, you know? So like actually everyone's going through lots of shit right now, and your shit is very tragic and it's really tough and I would not take that away from you, but like you can't take it away from other people. Well it's like Billy Lee was just standing there waiting for a kick out of all offense and that was it

She's like, go get out of here. You can't be like a James. This is my branch. And she's like you're not only Abarring to speak to you're going to look at Billy's like, uh, your dress is 1995 and Lala goes This look is actually Jaila from 2000 the Grammy says one of the most iconic looks ever I'm like bitch. It's still 15 years old 19 years old Actually, and you're not you're not nominated for a Grammy either you weirdo like it's not your look That's not your Grammy and it's not your award. So you guys go back to Charlotte Roots with you Stupid ass. She goes you want to see psycho get the fuck out of my face

Just a little like head butt to the air you know a bit Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm- So Billy is like, can we just do this brunch already? Gah! Gah! Gah! So then we go over to TomTom. It's the morning of the TomTom opening. It's Monday morning. And Lisa is just like, I do think this is the most beautiful bar I've ever seen. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo By the way, by the way, here's something that needs to be addressed. We have not mentioned this ever We forgot to but you know what here's the bar stools at Tom Tom They need to be fixed because if you ever sit at the bar at Tom Tom the stools are and someone at Cincinnati was had gone there

I was like I have an issue with the bar so it's like me too and I'm gonna talk about it I actually really love Tom Tom I think the drinks are really good and the food's really good But those barsoals when you sit at them your chin comes up to the bar You feel like you're at the kids table like what the hell Lisa? What the hell? And you and you and you and you Do you have some boosters? Yeah, so

Vanderpump's like I have to say this this is the most gorgeous bar I've ever seen. Like, uh, uh, uh, really you think so? She's like, isn't it Panty Panty? And Panty's just like, do I have a line, mother? She's like, no. Panty. We're the planters, put one in the corner. Okay, mother.

Okay, mother. We were originally going to call you Panty. Now get to Panty. Pant going to call you Planty. Now get to Planty. Planty. So, uh, the, so the, the tombs are giving tutorials to the staff. Like, this is how you, you pour the, you pour the aquafaba in here and then you put it in a little like a triple second boom and slide, and linger around the background. Yeah, nailed it.

Nailed it. So James is like, just wanted to run over real quick, not to make anything about myself, Lisa, on her opening day. So she's like, no time for nonsense, but frankly, we haven't addressed one to happen. Over there. And he's like, I'm sorry, Lisa, despite my freak out, I've done good, I haven't been naughty Lisa. Not naughty at all. I'm gonna do therapy, but therapy. By the way, we should also mention that the Thames also gave Lisa

finally their signed term sheet and Thames shorts is like, oh man, now we're officially partners. And man, I don't even know what bank account I wrote that check from cause I just moved some things from here to there. I should probably look into that. I'm like, is this supposed to be this is this is mortifying for you right now

Yeah, pretty much so James like I've been lost to everyone Lisa I've been always just like you have a basic lack of respect for every part of you deal with you've been in here for five minutes And you haven't even bow down to niggalain You've been in here for five minutes and you haven't even bow down to Nicolaine! So it could be nice to have a brunch because it was fine until Lola came in, had a finger in Billy's face, and Raquel's as she screamed at her and called her name, she didn't do that. Lola doesn't do things like that. She goes, yes she did. She put a finger in her face and called her a bitch and a twat and a ... In your restaurant and this is like how when? Where?

What? Pandy planters champagne. Mm-hmm. Just saying. And he's like, well I swear Lisa, I'll ask anyone there. I'm sticking up for myself because no one believes in me, but I didn't curse to anybody and I left with that breaking anything. It's like, okay, well here's your new car. Congratulations. And you acted like not an asshole for one second in your life, James.

Yeah, and it's like, and even though it will absolutely gut me, I'm not going to come to TomTom tonight because I don't want there to be a scene and hopefully Lisa has a special place in her heart just for James Kennedy a little place that goes Thank you, wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki I'm just a little pizza Vinnie no heart that I can stand in front of And that brings us to the end of Vanderpump rules Yes, thank you, for listening. Be sure to get your Pittsburgh tickets in the pre-sale that's happening now, and then they go on sale

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