Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Picklechella

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Starting point is 00:00:49 Okay, I'm Ronnie. Guess who I'm with. His handsome, he's adorable, he's tiny waisted, pretty face did. His name is Ben Madelger, hello, Ben. Hi everyone, I wish I could say we're tiny waste. It's still but I'm I'm I'm really more embracing a pear shape these days And you know, that's that's fine. You know I don't see any pear shape in you because I only see your head But if you are pear shaped, you're a pair on a popsicle

Starting point is 00:01:18 Thank you. I am hiding my pair of these days but you know it was worth it because I've had delicious cakes. And sometimes you just have to do things that make you happy like you cake. Yeah, cake man. Well, everybody, yeah, I'll eat my cake and have a two. Thanks for being here today for watching what crap it's. Kai, Mondays are our big take a seat day. That's over on an app called Greenroom. It's by Spotify. So just go download Greenroom where it's 7pm Pacific and 10pm Eastern. It's just a casual show. We just talk some bravo news with each other and talk to you guys. You guys come up and Rant and Rave about whatever you feel like for a minute. That's super fun. So come join us for that

Starting point is 00:01:58 Um, well to do that just download the app follow us. I'm at Ronnie Caram. That's at Ben Mandelker, okay? Or if you can't find Ronnie Caram search take a seat and you'll find me. I don't know. I don't always search show up and search. It's just like in real life. It's not crazy. He's so elusive. And then we have a big announcement coming Monday. We're very excited for that. And that's that I think today we're doing Vanderpump was very big day. It's a you know, I found a man. No less. And wrong crap is on demand. Yes, we're doing an extra this week because, just because everybody can watch one.

Starting point is 00:02:30 I think everybody can watch this one. This one is for all bonus subscribers. Okay. This is a little something for the world. Yeah, so if you're a bonus subscriber on Patreon, you automatically get this video. What do you think of that? Okay. Okay, so everybody, we're wondering, you know,

Starting point is 00:02:46 Vanderpump rules is going through changes. I'm a little scared. Ben's a little more optimistic as where we stood last week. I'm getting more optimistic after this episode because, man, the people on this show sure know how to not pick a man. I mean, there are some broken pickers on this show. That has stayed consistent, okay? Yeah. I was concerned with this episode because it was front loaded with some really terrible pickleball stuff.

Starting point is 00:03:13 And I was like, oh man, all the promise of the first episode, it's gone away. But by the end of the episode, I was like, actually, I'm surprisingly invested in this. And I got emotional a little bit a few times and I was like, wait a second, that's right. Yeah, I scored it out some salties on this one.

Starting point is 00:03:30 I was horrified. Most of the time I was, I don't cry. I'm normally cry like an animal video or something like that, you know, something I'm kind of detached from. But, you know, when it comes to real people, I'm like, you deserved it, you know, no matter what happened. Someone's like, I'm in a car wreck or something and I'm like, you deserve it. No matter what happened. You know, someone's like, I'm in a car wreck or something

Starting point is 00:03:46 and I'm like, you probably did something. You know, like I'm a cynical person. But man, when it comes to, when it comes to animals, I'll cry. But you know, then I cried on this one. I was so disappointed in myself. Well, I'm assuming we may have cried at the same part, which perhaps was that the Raquel being, yeah, you know, like Adam and she

Starting point is 00:04:05 just, what if it wasn't that part? It's like, no, that's the pickle ball. I was crying at the pickle. Really upset that who won pickle ball. I mean, I would cry at that too, to be honest. But yeah, I mean, but Raquel is, she is like a little beautiful woodland creature. Like, she, she's, I don't know if she's like a, like a gorgeous chipmunk or a, a fawn, whatever she is. She's a vampire bitch. Okay, she's not a bitch, but she is

Starting point is 00:04:31 bambi, I think that's a good thing. I wasn't sure if I was crying because her scene was so heartbreaking or because she really was looking at Lala as a role model, but either way, like it caused me to cry about something. Well, you know, all of her storyline was very sad, but then it's also like, you know, just taking it back to Bambi. It's like watching Bambi when you know what happens, you know? You know that Bambi's mom gonna go off and get, you know, nothing good is gonna happen to Bambi's mom. And I feel like that watching her get engaged. Like, I'm happy for her because I see how happy it makes her, but she's getting engaged to James. Like, plus, I mean, love James or hate James. That's just not a good idea.

Starting point is 00:05:09 Getting engaged to James. I mean, it's just not a good idea. And especially knowing that she's so insecure and this and that. And it's like, she thinks that he's the prize in this relationship. It's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I feel like Raquel is Bambi, and her worldview is Bambi's mother. And I'm just very concerned for her. But I will say also, we did not have any leads to Vanderpump in this episode, but that's okay. We do have an update about her,

Starting point is 00:05:40 which was that in the season premiere, I was personally very happy that she'd moved away from magician, a magician look, which is what she's been doing recently. And I was like, oh, good, like there's been like a little bit of a reset, she's moving away from the magician look. Then we saw some hints of it last episode.

Starting point is 00:05:57 And then earlier this week, there was some sort of fundraiser at TomTom. And not only did Lisa come as, did she go back to Magician, she went so hard with a Magician look. Like I was, I was, I'm a little concerned for her because, you know, I always thought that she wore the crazy Magician outfits solely on Vanderpump rules

Starting point is 00:06:18 as a weird like, I'm a boss and as a boss, I have to blazer and as a person with a blazer, I have to do magic. But I was kind of like it existed her magician looked existed solely in Vanderbilt rules But here it was on a red carpet in real life, and I'm like Lisa. Oh, I mean a red carpet. I mean it was in front of Tom Tom for you know A fundraiser, but still. Maybe it was being filmed for the show that would make more sense But the point is she came hard as a magician this week. Like it wasn't just like it looked sort of, she looked like she had killed Lance Burton and taken over his show, you know?

Starting point is 00:06:54 Well, a lot of people were saying she's dressing just like Jiggy, which is hilarious. And then I thought what was really funny about that. Listen, I love a good, you know, Lisa Vanderpupp. She's the only magician I like, okay? So I've supported the magician look in general. I love a good, you know, Lisa Vanderpupp. She's the only magician I like, okay? So I've support the magician look in general. I love a costume. But what cracked me up was the very next day was the Halloween premiere and everybody dressed in costumes and guess what Kyle dressed as? A ringleader of a circus. She looked just-

Starting point is 00:07:19 Oh, is that what she was dressed like that? Yes, which first of all, fuck off, you're no ringleader. I know that you, I know that you, your center diamond and whatever, sorry Kyle, no. But also just that she, it looked like she was, she saw a Vanderpump picture, you know, on getting images or whatever and immediately went out and got a similar outfit to compete. Yeah. That's actually a double copycat

Starting point is 00:07:40 because she's both copycatting Vanderpump with the ringleader thing, but also, as has been mentioned before, Kathy Hilton was best friends with Michael Jackson to the point where Paris, Michael Jackson's daughter Paris's name, Dr. Paris-Hilton, and he often would dress sort of like a band leader. So it's kind of like Kyle copycatting Michael Jackson and Lisa Vanderpump. So we're just going after all the people that are getting in the way, you know? Cause he knows she can beat it with Michael Jackson.

Starting point is 00:08:09 All the people that are getting in the way, you know? Cause he knows she can beat it with Michael Jackson. Right. Kyle's just so lame that even on a day that's like raising money for Haiti, Lisa Vanderpump looks crazy. Kyle can still make us more mad than Lisa Vanderpump looks crazy. Kyle can still make us more mad than Lisa Vanderpump. Dressed as a magician.

Starting point is 00:08:30 So there you go. I thought it was well done. I thought it was weird that she named her event, Haiti Ween. I was like, really, you have to one up there too. That's strange Kyle. Okay, let's get into Vanderpump rules. I was trying to pick a Haiti joke, and I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:08:48 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was about that. I should, I should mention that that was me trying to make upon on eight is enough.

Starting point is 00:09:05 I wasn't implying that Haiti is a no. You're not saying anything bad. You're not saying anything bad. No, no, I was just in my mind. I was saying that you're not. In my mind, of course, it's terrible, you know, we love Haiti. We love Haiti. Um, okay.

Starting point is 00:09:15 Everybody go. That's all going to Haiti. We love Haiti. Geez. Okay. So, uh, Vanderpump rules opens up, uh, with some classic, tricky, monical music. We love it! Geez. Okay, so Vanitypump brules opens up With some classic tricky monical music, right?

Starting point is 00:09:30 This is this is her beautiful. Yeah, this is so good This was great and this was such a perfect song for Vanitypump brules We are seeing everyone waking up hungover and we're hearing tricky saying baby think I'm crazy But all I'm dreaming about baby is we getting this monitor because we made it. And then it cuts to Katie and bed. I'm like, how does that? I know. Do you only show the people that are making this music that are scoring the show? Do you only show them the first two seconds of the scene of the shots of Palm Springs or whatever? Because surely they didn't know they were about to pan on Katie.

Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, I just love that we're talking about getting this money and just Katie just piled under or stuck under a duvet. I mean, this is very selling sunset too, right? Selling sunset loves doing something like, I'm a boss ass bitch, I'm a bitch who's a boss. And I walk down the street and say, look at that boss. And then it just cuts to like, Heather, be like, I like a latte.

Starting point is 00:10:35 You know? Yeah. Well, but at least Heather has a job. I mean, that's even more of an argument for that kind of, but Katie, I mean, if you can, if you can rhyme something with Lego, then by all means make a song for Katie. Otherwise, open up. I'm gonna make this money. Let go.

Starting point is 00:10:52 Naptorn, that Tom. I'm a lady napping. Naptorn, that Tom. I love naps. God, you think I would really be a huge fan of Katie with posters of her all over my room because I love a goddamn nap. So I don't know why I'm just in Katie, but I can say what I want. I'm not caring. That's why I have a haircut like Karen. That is some definite tricks. He monical rhyming skills right there. Rhyming Karen with Karen. Also, I felt very validated that they called Katie's hair Karen because I said it was Karen and then people are like it is not Karen Yes, it is and everybody complaining to me you are a Karen as well. So go Oh manager about it. Okay, so that manager I'm holding my shirt really tight right now to try and get it unwrinkled. Oh, okay

Starting point is 00:11:41 So then we go everybody's waking up in Palm Springs after parting online So then we go to Rekelyn James and James is still love bombing really thick So either James just did something terrible or James is about to do something terrible I'm getting cheating vibes from James because James is way too much right now James is way too like that Oh, she says I love waking up at you. You always spoiled me. And he's like, that means a lot because I'm always doing my best to make you feel special. Is he like rubs her hand? Just love bombing. He's doing something wrong. Yeah. And then we see Charlie in bed. And turns out she's talking to her that head, that mannequin head, but then the other choices that ultimately we find out she's talking to her boyfriend.

Starting point is 00:12:30 I'm not even going to indulge like what comedic elements were supposed to go into this, but she's talking and she's like, Lala said something about my pasta thing and I like lost it because I'm just like over it. Like I don't even think that makes sense. I also don't even remember what we were talking about because all I know is everyone's lip liner. All right, then I was thinking myself, is my lip liner messed up too?

Starting point is 00:12:51 Yeah, probably. I mean, if the your lip liner probably was messed up, I mean, if that head next to you is any measuring stick of your skill, you're in danger, okay? Don't even do your makeup. That's what I would say. I really feel bad for Charlie that they,

Starting point is 00:13:10 they really don't give her any scene except with an inanimate object, basically. I mean, they're really hazing her, okay? I want them to like, let her spread her wings a little bit, you know? I think she spread her wings with her whole like, food thing last week, and I don't think anybody really got what she was saying. Now I'm not dissing anybody's trauma, okay.

Starting point is 00:13:30 I'm not saying she did or did not have anything bad happen to her, and it's not funny or whatever. But when you come on and you start going on about pasta and fighting that happened two years, I don't know. She needs some practice. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. That's fine.

Starting point is 00:13:47 So now we go to Lala and Randall and of course, someone else taking care of the baby. And Lala, they're getting dressed for pickleball. And Lala's like pickleball is like old man's tennis. Like I'm used to dating legitimate athletes, like basketball players and football players. When Randall became obsessed with Pickleball, I was like, oh my god, I'm really with an old person. I'm like, that was the moment. That was the moment you realized you were the old person. It wasn't when you

Starting point is 00:14:16 felt like you had two old dried figs on your face. Is know, like Is the pickleball though that glued you in yeah, you're just realizing So Randall they're getting ready for the pickleball and Randall's like shorts. It's the only one I'm coming for The only one I'm coming for is shorts. It's like um do not push it too far with shorts because the second you go too far It's gonna be a problem with me and Katie and I'm not trying to deal with that. Okay. I'm being data serious. I'm like, Katie's fine. All right. I just wish you'd been more forthright with me. Find somewhere else to wander your money. Why are you being so forceful with your money on some business that you have nothing to do with? Weirdo. Yeah. Why do you? Why do you care so much about a future failed restaurant? Right? So they just have a high failure rate. That's all I'm saying. Okay. So then then sand of all wakes up and he's like, dude, I have cotton mouth. And you know, he's started song into James and asking about what the what the plan is.

Starting point is 00:15:21 James comes in. Good morning. It's good person. James is only addiction right now is sunshine fresh in the bass cleft. We're at today. We're in for pickle balls and back here for some pool party vibes. Look at my pickle ball out for it's uniform of a salad split. I gotta keep fucking shlap. I'm like, what the hell James? Yeah, he was very chipper, very chipper in the morning. And he's like, one thing I don't miss are hangovers, because I absolutely don't have hangovers of any more, because I'm totally sober right now. I am very, very sober, and I have not taken any pre-workout

Starting point is 00:15:52 appears at all. Don't miss the hangover. Yeah. And he's like, and now looking at Tom and Ariana, I'm glad I'm sober. So then, it cuts to sound of all like, ha and then we go over to shorts and Katie and shorts as brushing his teeth with some like head scarf around his head and Katie basically has buffy's eyebrows right now. I'm not sure if Buffy came in there in the middle of tonight. It's like a creepy ghost as the Titian who took over Katie's face, but she has that doll head eyebrow.

Starting point is 00:16:32 Yeah, and she's like, dude, I'm sorry. I'm not the only person that notices that you let Tom steamroll you. And she's, I'm sure that's not true. Yes, it is. You have to start yourself, which I like that Katie is steamrolling Tom in an effort to show how Tom steamrolls Tom. Yes, it's like the competition like who can steam roll the shorts more. Yeah, exactly. And he's like, oh, Baba, I have so many ideas. You have no idea. Oh, I have so many ideas.

Starting point is 00:16:55 Okay, what are your ideas? What are Tom shorts' ideas? Literally. I mean, honestly, like, listen, I don't think it's good for people to be steamrolled, but you know what, if you act like pavement it's gonna happen Yeah, also Katie is this how you wake up? I mean geez

Starting point is 00:17:13 Good morning. Good morning Tom steam rolls you need to do something about it. This is bullshit That is lily-like being able to buy an actual steamroll like you fell asleep on asphalt and the end of steamrollers coming towards you That's what that's like. It's just funny that they keep bringing up steamrolling when they're like the most wrinkled shirt couple on bravo So they really could be like be like they would they could use a good pressing to be honest. Yeah So Katie's like, I mean you're in a partnership with someone who takes over everything. And he's like, what do I care, Baba? We're making moves, man. She's like, no, Tom's making moves.

Starting point is 00:17:50 You're just sitting there going, sure, sure. And you're sitting there demanding a job. He didn't earn where your duties will literally include saying, sure, sure, to people all day, Katie, okay? That's what you want to do. You want to be a meager D. Guess what they do. Hello.

Starting point is 00:18:04 Sure, sure. Oh, sure, sure. There's your table right just what sure sure. Let me get that for you Yeah, what does Katie want out of this life these days? I mean that a one point that it's Katie is really a tale of sadness for this show because if you go back to first season she had ambitions of of joining the music industry at some point. And then she had her blog. And now she's just doing nothing. I mean, she's just aspiring to maybe get a maternity job at a restaurant that doesn't even exist yet. Yeah. I mean, Katie, we need to fix Katie a little bit. So, um, Swartz is like, come on, man, that's an insult to me. Yeah, that's the point. That was what she was doing, sir.

Starting point is 00:18:51 So he's like, do I listen to my wife? Hmm, do I value what she has to say? Are those two questions or one? Can I split them up? Do I listen to my wife? I hear my wife. Do I value what she has to say? I forgot what the, I forgot what she said. What did she say?

Starting point is 00:19:09 Schwartz is the producer. We're going to need you to make that into one big question and you have to do that right now. But please go on and talk about how you do not get steamrolled. Okay. Now please do this as we command. But I'm torn because if I do talk to Tommy's gonna steam all me about steam all me And I don't want to get steam all listen to my wife who listen So Katie winds up calling him laxadaisy, which is kind of funny and he's like no I'm not laxadaisical look see how I said laxadaisicals have laxadaisy and didn't even shame you about it. Like you would shame me. Baba, see, I don't care about outward appearances. Can't you tell?

Starting point is 00:19:51 I've never cared about outward appearances. And she's like, I do think in business, you should care about that. So then we go to Summer Moon in her crib. And she's like looking over all of her breast milk and the fridge and stuff. And she's like, yeah, honey, we're gone from a wing. Oh my god. Brock, where did hang on? I'm looking around the living room confused. And Brock is outside on a pickleball court practicing pickleball and he's just hitting

Starting point is 00:20:25 out the ball at the wall and then Randall shows up. He's like, the world champion has arrived. Brock, did you come to get an edge? Brock's like, look, I'm a competitive person. All right. So even though I never played pickleball, I'm better than myself, which I don't know what that means, but I think he said I'm better than myself. And he said I'm betting on myself. Oh, I'm betting on myself. Thank you. It's like, I'm better. Well, how come that could not be the only thing that's called to me?

Starting point is 00:20:53 I literally reround that twice. Like, what? He's better than himself. Listen, I'm good at rugby, baseball, cricket, golf, Frisbee golf minisher golf Mario golf and I'm pretty good at netball net runner volleyball volleyball Balls basketball I just like Monopoly donkey twirlin Juggling mountain flipping baby tossing I Even invented a game where I take a triangle from like the symphony. No, I just throw it at trees I'm great at that game

Starting point is 00:21:28 Roland burgers that's a good one bug a rolling Roland all in what are those roll it rolling roll it pull these you ever play marbles with rolling pullies Squid game so good it's good game Teddy tweaking tractor racing come at me bro Kangaroo Pushin. By the way, did you notice that Randall has an assistant who looks like Lala? I thought that was strange. Like, it was like boy Lala. Oh, I was gonna say it. I thought it was cool.

Starting point is 00:21:58 He could have had that. He came in with his assistant, Sean. I wrote it down, guys. In case anybody was like, oh my god, I have to listen to Watch What Crappens, because I forgot the assistant's name. I wrote it down to you case anybody was like oh my god I have to listen to watch what crap and because I forgot the assistant's name I Wrote it down to Ronnie don't you worry Sean? That's why I felt like I had to observe that as I could find her at the time to write down Sean's name I'm gonna make an observation about his face, okay? Well, what a cyclola what better way to start off a sham wedding season on Vanderpump rules than with sham tennis, okay? so off a sham wedding season on Vanderpump rules than with sham tennis, okay? So, uh, uh, uh,

Starting point is 00:22:27 I still haven't gone to meet baby sham tennis. So whoever SantaVall comes and everybody's dressed wacky, okay, SantaValls and Charge of this season. So every scene has to have a fucking wacky costume, okay? He's like the theme of this pickleball tournament is 80s tennis. That means short, short, bright colors, headbands and awesome hair, dude. That's just tennis, that's just tennis. Like, I think no matter what decade you're in,

Starting point is 00:22:58 you look like you're 80s tennis, right? I don't think pickleball needs a theme. I think the theme for pickleball is pickleball, right? I don't think we need to belabor the pickleball needs a theme. I think the theme for pickleball is pickleball. Right? I don't think we need to belabor the pickleball at this moment. Yeah. So she and I, Ma-La are talking while the game starts. And she is like, oh, I got to sing this rock better when,

Starting point is 00:23:15 because he has been here for hours practicing. And you might be stuck with a baby. Yeah. I'm like so fortunate that I get to have my mom come to Palm Springs and help with my baby and I pair her What she hates and then she tells me I don't need to do that and then she would do it for free She just works for Angelottas and I'm like mom I can't make Angelottas because I'm not I'm reading it down right anymore

Starting point is 00:23:33 I only make Angelott something pretty nice. I'll read she's like fine But I'll take care of your baby and you mind if I take your baby for a walk of like shoreboard is Brock and she's like I don't know where Brock is gonna like Brock and I'm like I just wish they get along I mean you love me all along at home with a baby. Yeah, get used to it, okay? Cause you knew his past when you got with that one. So yeah, she's going on about her mom and she's like, yeah, he's like, can we sleep?

Starting point is 00:23:57 And then your mom can do the 3 a.m. feed. And I'm like, she just went to bomb. Yeah, and Brock is saying how he wants to organize help. I want to organize help like a like a nightness. A screener doesn't want that. He just locked these guys have any points to Brock. I mean, he points to Rand and La La. They're like multi-millionaires Brock.

Starting point is 00:24:20 Do you have a job, sir? What is his job? I need to look at that. What is Brock's job? I don't know. I feel like it's, I feel like his job is literally to be the human model for those, those commercials for, do you have an invention? You know, those commercials for, do you have an invention? And there's the caveman tinkering at the wheel. They're like, all right, we need to, we need to reanimate this. Brock, can it get in there? Okay, artists line up. Okay, just animate what Brock is doing. Okay, for the invention, come here. Okay, let's see. After leaving his pro sports career behind,

Starting point is 00:24:49 Brock opened two F 45 gyms in San Diego and began working as a personal trainer. When the lockdown forced many gyms to close in 2020, he launched Homebody, a platform that allows fitness influencers to monetize content such as live virtual group classes. So he lost money. Okay. Brok, you know, I'm sensing when he says he wants organized help, he basically wants someone to take care of the baby that he can like that can't make mom demands. That's basically what he wants. He wants an actual employee, not somebody that you're paying, that's going, but she's my mom.

Starting point is 00:25:28 Hell no, don't hire your mom. But she's like, I'm not that kind of person. She's like shading Lala. She's like, I'm not the kind of person who's gonna hire round the clock hell for my child. Cause I want to raise the child on my own. But you're not. You're raising it with your mom's still raising it.

Starting point is 00:25:44 I mean, I get the whole like maybe keep it in the family kind of thing, but you know, that's not how fair is that to your mom, you know? Listen to anybody who's got a child that's having a child move, move fucking far away, because this is what happens. If you're an Australia, move to America, you know what I'm saying? So then now it's the first annual Pickleball open starring not Teddy Malum Camp, sorry everyone. And all right everyone, pickle away, I'm rand. So rand is like very into it. We see them all playing Pickleball and Lala is like super competitive. I don't know if it's like performative competitive for the show, but she's

Starting point is 00:26:23 like throwing rackets and just being generally very annoying. Like even if it is for cameras, I'm just like not about it. And she's just terrible. And then we see Raquel. And of course Raquel is playing the way you would imagine. Bambi, the play Pickleball, which is like, huh. And she's actually playing well. Like she's for slow and like a commercial season,

Starting point is 00:26:43 like a commercial for a 50s housing division. We're like, come with your family, play pickleball. She's wearing like a little 50s sweater and like the perfect little tennis outfit. And she's just like, graceful. I can't even believe she's hitting the ball because it looks so fake. She's like,

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Starting point is 00:27:42 Oh, Papa, sorry, I didn't realize there's another game going on here. And she's like, get the fuck off our court, dude. Yeah. I'm like, God, I love how angry she got. She's like, just let's just get this over with so we can move on because she stuck with Tom. And she stuck with Santa Ball. And she's like, pickle ball was chosen by random draw,

Starting point is 00:27:59 but I just happened to choose the most annoying player. And you cut to Tom like, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba to Tom like playing trumpet on his pickleball racket. Um, Andre, uh, see, why did we not get a follow-up on how Brock performed? I feel like there's a lot of talk about how Brock woke up early. He practiced, he saw him practicing, but I felt like we didn't see any follow-through on how on his pickleball performance or how he liked it or how was it in real life was this sport something that was a challenge for him.

Starting point is 00:28:29 I felt like these were things that were not explored about pickleball. Interesting that you would see this entire episode and still expect any kind of follow through from Brock. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident

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Starting point is 00:29:31 You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder e app. So then, Schwartz and Rand are in the finals and Schwartz is like, I've never played pickle ball in my life until I met Randall. And then we see a clip of that, which I can't believe that didn't make the show. We're, I can't believe it. And Katie tells us that she's really proud of Schwartz for making into the finals, which is so sad that this is the bar that we're at with Tom Schwartz in terms of accomplishments. And she's really happy and she's hoping it's going to give him a boost of confidence

Starting point is 00:30:13 or a boost of testosterone right to the ball sack, as she says. And again, it's sad that they're just looking for any sort of spine under any kind of rock. Like just turning over a rock scene, like is this gonna help? Is this gonna do it? Like recreational pickle ball? Well, this be the moment. What if it did?

Starting point is 00:30:30 What if he was like, God, I'm really good at pickle ball. I'm gonna become a brain doctor now. You know? There's something crazy. It really does inspire you that much. Get back on his pre-med track, because he was pre-med, wasn't he?

Starting point is 00:30:44 I don't know. college. Yeah, he was Yeah, wow So then we go back to the house and we get a shot of the pool and it's just a recal in the pool alone And she's holding a drink up and she's like dancing like bouncing up and dancing all by herself and Sandeball calls We're gonna have a you know I'm gonna sing up and dancing all by herself. And, uh, Santa Claus calls, we're gonna have a, you know, Oh, he's calling the pool club. I said he's calling, I was trying to figure out

Starting point is 00:31:11 what the pool club is. Yeah, he's calling the pool club, he's calling all the vendors because he's making this a big huge deal for James's engagement. Yeah, he's doing all that. And there's gonna be fireworks, et cetera. And then, time for Pool Party. So James is DJing, everyone's dancing all that and there's gonna be fireworks, et cetera. And then time for a pool party.

Starting point is 00:31:25 So James is DJing, everyone's dancing, getting into the water. I love this song. Oh, I forgot how to dance, Baba. And there are partying having good times, and then they want to play some Jenga. So it's like that kind of like, like Truther Dare kind of Jenga, you know. Yeah, I was stuck right on the blocks.

Starting point is 00:31:41 And shorts is like, can we play Jenga? Because I made the jenga blocks and Santa Vol is like bro you wrote all of these out by yourself. So just trying to problem up wherever they can. Nothing but like truly the worst thing I feel like you could play with someone like Schwartz who's looking for confidence as jenga like a game where literally it's just a fragile state where you're going to knock everything over and ruin the whole everything for everyone, you know. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:09 And because it's bravo, you have to see the same storylines on every show. Like there's usually like multiple storylines on at least two shows. This week it's white people wrapping terribly, okay. We got it on below deck med and then the very next night here we are with sand of all his dare is to rap and He's like we're in Palm Springs. I mean tell you what's things? I pissed on my jacket last night when I was really drunk and I thought it was a bathroom and I pissed all over my white for jacket and I'm a piece of shit I was just being James giving the beat in the background there. Ugh.

Starting point is 00:32:47 He doesn't even try. He just goes through his day. I feel like that's how I would be wrapping. Got up this morning, went back to bed. My dog looked at me funny because he needed to be fed. So then I fed him. And then I went pee. It's just you and me.

Starting point is 00:33:07 Why is watching Netflix in the day feel so weird? It just goes nowhere. So better than what they did on Blow Deck Med. So yeah, so basically Tom Tandeval did pee on his faux fur jacket, which is really what that jacket was meant for, right? It just was there to receive urine at some point in his life. And yeah, one of those like ear rugs, like the fake lamb skin rugs or the lick, not lamb. What are those fur rugs? You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but anyway, it looks like one of those. And every time I see those,

Starting point is 00:33:42 I'm like, you're just asking your dog to pee on that, right? Because it looks like a dog, it looks like one of those and every time I see those, I'm like, you're just asking your dog to pee on that, right? Because it looks like a dog. It looks like big tall grass. So then he basically he peed and then he tried, I guess he's washed off her. Who knows why he put it on the sun to To warm it up. I don't know was there I Don't know. But I'm a lot of this center dried off and my love is like you The piss and dear're both burr. That is Racha a-a-a-f. Way to be current with your slang, Mala.

Starting point is 00:34:11 So then James, of course, gets very fuck kill. Okay, obviously, or Mary Raquel. And you know, we know all fuck Lala, because we did that once before. And then Raquel sort of tells us like I do try to forget that James and La La's left together knowing that James used to be with her makes me insecure because La La's office team is through the roof. I'm like no someone has to tell Raquel that La La's office team is in the gutter Okay, that's why she talks the way she talks. That's why she talks such a big game because she has no

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Starting point is 00:35:34 It's like every time it comes up, it's like, boom, here. Hit wea. I mean, somebody here hit her. So Katie is like, you can't kill me. He's like, I'm just bustin' your balls, babe. And James is like, I wouldn't pick you, Katie. I wouldn't pick you. Otherwise, I'd have to marry the kitchips myself

Starting point is 00:35:55 and that's never going to happen. Yeah, so we killed Schwarz instead. And so now they're like, so Raquel pulls one and it looks like one of the most benign ones of all, but it actually sends her kind of down a path. And hers just says make a toast. So she's like, I'm bad at toast. Okay. Sheers to an amazing time in Palm Springs and creating friendships and cultivating broken friendships. And they're like, oh, Rikkel.

Starting point is 00:36:27 And you know, at this point I'm watching it be like, oh, like you have the easiest one, you poor thing. And then she tells us how, she goes like, I've always gotten uneasy when I talk in front of a group of people, the whole reason why I start competing in pageants was to build my confidence. And I overanalyze what I say, and I'm quick to shame myself. I'm not mean to other people. Why am I mean to myself? I'm

Starting point is 00:36:49 like, Oh, Rick, hell, someone just air lifts Rick, hell out of this group of people right now. She could not be here any longer. I'm really worried for Rick. I don't like that she's here. I like that she's on TV. I really love Rick, hell, but this is not the place for you. Okay. This is, she needs to be like in a bakery, like a Nancy Myers bakery, where she could be uplifted by someone like Merrill Street. Well, it's kind of like the beginning

Starting point is 00:37:13 of so many Chick Flicks, right? Where, let's take a Mean Girls type thing, right? Where she goes into this group, she's really insecure, she just wants to be kind of cool and everybody kind of teases her, and then she becomes the mean girl. I don't want that part where she becomes a la la, you know, like la la is her blueprint, you know, I don't want that.

Starting point is 00:37:32 Do not you need a better blueprint? Okay, get out of the show. Take her away. Get away from James. Get away from the show. You need a better blueprint. I think we need to reboot the starting overhouse and put her in it. And that would fix everything.

Starting point is 00:37:45 Just have like three straight weeks of Yon Le Van Zant and the blonde lady, whatever her name was. And you know, she could go to like, like, she could do all sorts of fun exercises, like having to step over physical luggage to represent her getting rid of her own luggage. I think that's what she needs. So then Katie, there's Lala to put on Tom's piss cut. And then come my God, it's so gross. It's so gross. It's crazy. So later, after that whacking, is okay. So just far into the episode, I'm like, just cancel it. That's my general feeling. That's what that's what I was concerned. I was concerned at this point as well. Yeah, I was also very, I also didn't like when Lala said,

Starting point is 00:38:27 I've never seen someone turn a faux fur coat into a peacote. That was a mom joke. I'm like, oh, I'm a mom now. I'm a mom. I realize Lala, you're your mom. Wow, do you have a baby at home? Or can you not do this because you have a baby at home? I can't, I have a baby at home.

Starting point is 00:38:41 I will not do this. I can't put pee on myself. I have to think of the baby. Is that baby at home? So then later do this. I can't put pee on myself. I have to think of the baby That's baby at home. So then later we go to Shinas Palm Springs house and She odd design, you know, it's she-na. So it's It's expected but she's got like an avocado thing going on because she's got these two kitchen pendants that are like avocado leaves They're like triangular leaves. They look like two giant avocados, and then she's got some like kind of flower metal flower thing on the wall. That's also those triangular weirdo leaves. I'm not sure what she is doing, but give her an avocado. I don't think you can take the girl out of Azusa.

Starting point is 00:39:20 Oh, but you can't get the Azusa out of the girl or the avocado leaves. So um, um, but you can't get the Azuz out of the girl or the avocado leaves. So her mouth is... She's like one of these blonde, she talks like that. She looks like she's kind of like using a dummy, like she's not opening her mouth really or living her lips. She talks. She just kind of like smiles, but you know that she is disappointed. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:49 And she walks in while Brock is burping summer moon, which is funny because Brock has like, it's just like a giant mountain just burping this little baby like, and I kind of feel like, I feel like what we did not see was that every time he burped Summer Moon, that Shina was in the corner burping. Sometimes I just like to burp with my baby, it just brings us closer. I can imagine Shina in the corner be like, I just feel closer to my baby when I do that. We're like so bond down. So Shina tells the baby that she's's gonna get to meet her first friend.

Starting point is 00:40:27 Her name is Ocean and the baby cries a little and then the mom's like, good. Oh my god. Hey, honey. Let me meet crying. I didn't ask you how was Paco Ball? Brock was it worth leaving in the morning to practice? It was totally worth it. I can now add pickle bowls to my list of lots of

Starting point is 00:40:50 sputes that I can do now. It was totally worth it. He tells us the friction between me and Eriker is what he did. You can feel it. I like he adds they are. He's an R-adder under names. I feel like Brock's leaving. I feel like Bronx leaving.

Starting point is 00:41:06 I was like, oh my God, a Brock is leaving us first thing in the morning. Well, you guys had the fall down. Don't, you know, nothing no reason for me to be here. And this makes it, so it makes it so much funnier that Sheila is wearing like an Azusa wedding outfit, you know, like a wedding in Azusa style top, like a white kind of summary top and then a white bow in her hair, like a little girl.

Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah. And he is, he is fracas saying that it's an employee, employer relationship. He's in terms of like his mother-in-law or future mother-in-law. It's an employee employee relationship, but she's a pinionite as a fuck. And she knows like, well, I just didn't want to bring my mom, I just didn't want my mom having to do anything on her birthday, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,

Starting point is 00:42:01 I even know we pay her, I still have a birthday, and she birthed me. And when you birth summer, you're birthing me and like when when you birth summer you're perfect me and when you birth me you're perfect my mom so like don't burp her in a birthday that's all I'm saying. Yeah and he's like but it's her job so it's like no I'm glad you went out and plain isn't a sport you're gonna take out Proud can we expect you leaving more in the mornings to go enjoying your news for? And he's like, no, not at all. And she's like, oh, you're gonna stink.

Starting point is 00:42:31 Run me. What the hell, Sheila? She's got the passive aggressive thing down because she really looks like she's just being sweet, you know. But she's totally, totally being passive, aggressive, which is great. This is where, you know, she knows great at that too. So now we really see where she gets it because we've seen her mom over the years, but her mom just sort of is the smiling kind of empty figure. And now we really get to see she knows roots, which is great. And it's really funny because he's like, rock gets mad and he like does this pop-by thing.

Starting point is 00:43:05 Like one of his eyes starts twitching and Cena's like, well, Brock, don't, Brock and I'm alone, but I'm so pretty much everything. Cause like Brock is a Toriel and my non-so-jemen are. Is that called Cena? Is that still how you're qualifying every relationship in your life?

Starting point is 00:43:21 Oh my God. Well, and as we all know, a Gemini has a Peruvian SUV. So like a four-tours and a Peruvian Gemini, they just do not work well together. So, Eric could take the baby in the walkout. And she walks out. She says the most passive aggressive thing too. She goes, she might have an extra for me. think that maybe she might have an extra for me. That's nice. Like, wow, you can't even burp the baby right, Brock.

Starting point is 00:43:52 We're just surprising. I feel like one like light thumb from Brock sends just all burps out for the week. Like the burps are gone. They're like, why did they, why does the baby's teeth never come in? They're like, oh, they try to, but every time they start coming in,

Starting point is 00:44:06 he burps her and while her little tooth flies across the room. Hahaha. So, Sora, if you leave any of this morning, Shayna, and she's like, well, I was only exhausted and you went to sleep early under me and then slept longer than me. Oh, Europe said because Europe said with me because I went to bed before you

Starting point is 00:44:24 because you had makeup on and you pumped. Would you like me to take your makeup off for you and pump because I'm not pumping that milk any time soon, all right? Did you really need to go to practice an hour earlier? Yes, he popped by and said, yes, yes, yes, I did. You weren't even remembering it was my mom's birthday and her back's been bothering her. And I didn't want to ask her to do anything. So I was just frustrated because she has a bad back and it really hurts her a lot right now. He's like, but you're frustrated with everything

Starting point is 00:44:53 and you try it all to me. I don't want you to think I'm abandoning you. All right. Interesting choice of words. I don't want you to be loading. Yes, I don't want you to be loading that up. I don't want you to be painting this picture of me that I want you loading that. I don't want you painting this picture of me that on this Proper sleeper who leaves this wife to play pickleball

Starting point is 00:45:08 No, you're kind of doing all the things she's mad about you literally left in the morning So it's not like she's frustrated with something else that she's putting on to you She's frustrated that you left in the morning because you left in the morning. What do you what do you miss you? You are brought to sleep or you went to sleep and you woke up early to practice for a sport, for a tournament that has no consequence or repercussions. So she's like, well, I only made one, no, I'm not. It's like, it's only a fit

Starting point is 00:45:37 and all, all I can control is my effort and guess what, I can't breastfeed. So I'm not even, I, I shouldn't even be part of this family. I can't breastfeed. So guess what not even, I shouldn't even be part of this family. I can't breastfeed. So guess what, I'll check in on you next month. Boy, nah. And she's like, well, I hate when you're my not, but I'm just gonna look like my mother.

Starting point is 00:45:53 Because you need to help yourself. What? All right, Tony Robbins. What the fuck kind of thing does that to say when someone's upset with you? You need to help yourself. And she's like, I guess I do have a lot of hormones pumping through. I mean, yes, if all I go to hear about hormones one more time.

Starting point is 00:46:12 Oh my God. I can use it for another year. Get this man the fuck out of here. What are you doing, Sheena? My God. Ouch. Ouch. You're not.

Starting point is 00:46:23 You're hot, but you're not hot enough for this, sir. Yeah. So now it's nighttime and everyone's partying and doing shots and everything. And shorts is like, should we go as a pool? Should we go to the sand of all just interrupts and goes, guys, we should do a toast right now. Just steam rolling shorts as ideas of what they should be doing right now. It's just funny, it's a fun little touch. Yeah, except, you know, again, Schwartz doesn't really have any plan. It's like, what should we do?

Starting point is 00:46:53 Should we go to the pool? No, Stuart. So he goes, I wanna do a toast, but we should really leave it to the professional. Rekel, she's like, guys, you put pressure on me. They all start teasing her to give a speech. She know not knowing that they're traumatizing this girl. That's poor girl.

Starting point is 00:47:13 She's like, my, I go even more brain dead once I want to start anticipating the speech, I go even more brain dead. So I'm grateful for this man and cheers to that. And they're like, yay. So I mean, you're just talking to the cast of Vanderpump rules. It doesn't really need to be that deep, you know? No one's listening to you anyway. They're all checking their Instagram.

Starting point is 00:47:35 Just say, yay, we have drinks, cheers, and I'll say cheers, that's it. Yeah, you're not the commencement speaker, you know, Princeton or something. So tomorrow is gonna to be our cell. But it's not really our cell. It's our cell. For Rochella, which is funny because Raquel's name is Raquel, not Rochelle.

Starting point is 00:47:56 But hey, that's a cool use of putting our on Coachella. It's been, uh, Jack. Jarkela, right? What would be there? What would be, or how about Rakella? Jakella. Rakella, it's more of her name. Rakella, but it's like their cover name like James and Rakell,

Starting point is 00:48:15 Jakell, right? Would that be their couple name? Jakell or Rames, Roe, Roe, Cames. They think it is also Rakella. It thing is, there's also Rochella. It's like, get lost. I love you so much. I changed Coachella into a word that has the word Roach in it.

Starting point is 00:48:33 That's how much I love you. And I did it for you, Rochella. It's Archella. Archella. Archella. Archella. Rakell's like, James, should we go outside? And he's like, like all right so I can't have to worry about anything

Starting point is 00:48:49 she's like but you know like why did I have to pull the block that said I have to make a toast and he's like but you don't have to worry about making a toast you don't have to feel embarrassed about that babe she's like but my whole life I'm like freaked out and I'm worried about talking to other people like even my closest friends. Rekal, Rekal, making a toast is very different than talking to people, okay? You're a great toco with your friends and you're chatting.

Starting point is 00:49:17 Everyone likes when you say things like, that's cool or oh neat. Everyone loves that Rekal and listen, you don't have to be embarrassed. That's why I'm here. I am the embarrassment for you. Don't worry about your speeches, okay Raquel? Yeah, but like growing up, I would never raise my hand

Starting point is 00:49:35 in class and I feel like that hurt my confidence. Well, you can't dwell on your past. I mean, if I dwell on my past, I'm gonna have five broken arms and these still crying over George Michael, right? But you can't dwell on your past. I mean, if I dwell on my past, I'm gonna have five broken arms and these still crying over George Michael, right? But you can't think about that because you did, just because you didn't raise your hand in class, that you'd be like that forever, okay? That'd be like, I mean, just because I DJ, insert doesn't mean I'll be DJing and surf forever, someday I'll be DJing and pump, okay? You got a dream big!

Starting point is 00:50:01 Don't look at the past. Last time I looked at the past, it was in the form of a credit card bill. Now I opened it up and basically my mother would spend everything against. Don't look at it. Just don't look at it. Just call city banking, ask them for a fresh pin. All right. Listen, one day, one day you're spitting salads.

Starting point is 00:50:18 Next day, you're paying for the salad all by yourself. You got, I think big, you don't have to be that person. That's a bit salad all the time. And she's like, but being around someone like Lala, who's like super confident, it can be like a super intimidating. And she's she tells us that James and Lala have a lot in common. And then we see the clip of I can see that everyone here has not been working on their summer bodies. And James goes, oh, you guys, are you pregnant? So it's like what they have in common is that they're terrible people.

Starting point is 00:50:52 They're fucking monsters, but Rick L C's that is like, wow, they speak their minds. Yeah. And they don't give a fuck out about what people think about them. So I look at her and I'm jealous that she feels so important because I don't feel like that at all. I'm like, we don't feel that way either. That law was important. Okay, she's not important.

Starting point is 00:51:13 Yeah, Rikkel. So James is like, but you don't want to be like that babe, loud and obnoxious about everything. It scares me when you say that. It scares me. And she's like, but I can't even give a proper toss.

Starting point is 00:51:27 Like, what's a fuck? Like, why can't I say cheers everyone? We're having fun tonight. You need to step out of your box. Okay, you got a step out of your box and sit on the toilet paper. Okay, because that's how you get ahead of life, Raquel. And she's like, but I try everything I do. I was trying to get out of my comfort zone. I'm even not embarrassed by me.

Starting point is 00:51:49 Okay, now this is when the helicopter needs to start descending. I need a rope to just fall down from the sky and someone on a speaker phone to be like, please grab the rope. Nope, nope, nope, only Rikal. Rikal, please. Someone said in Bethany, Frankl, this grab the rope. Nope, nope, nope, only Rikow. Rikow, please. Someone said in Bethany, Frankl, this is a crisis. Okay, you know what, get up, okay, okay, sad, go, okay, get up.

Starting point is 00:52:11 But if Bethany were to save her, immediately get out of Bethany's presence right afterwards. Yeah, exactly. She's like, just kidding with the rope. But here's a gift card. It's like a little $5 gift card to Chilli's files on her head. Can you, can you make a speech? Can you make a speech?

Starting point is 00:52:24 Okay, guess what? You're my new CMO. Okay, congratulations. So he gives her like a little speech and he's like, I want to tell you, you can do anything in this world. Raquel, because you can't. All right. And she just beans. She's so cute.

Starting point is 00:52:41 I love Raquel. I love Raquel. Seeing her crying over this, saying how she just basically tried her whole life to not be like this, my heart broke for her. And my heart broke for her that she really, she looked to Lala as an example of someone empowered and it's like, no, like, and this is totally here.

Starting point is 00:53:01 This is not to be like to be shady to Lala, but it's true. I think that Lala is deeply insecure. And it's just so sad that Raquel reads that as, as someone who's very, very confident when I actually think it's the exact opposite. It's just very sad. Perfect. I know. I feel bad for her too.

Starting point is 00:53:17 She's just so cute, you know, I just want to, can I just like buy a blanket off from Amazon and send it to her? I just want to wrap her and blanket. Just make her, put it somewhere soft. Mm. So then we get a shot of Charlie talking to herself in the mirror going like, I love you. You're the best.

Starting point is 00:53:33 And then Ariana and Tom and their room getting ready. And Ariana's like, oh, there's a bug in here. And it's the same bug I put out last night. And Tom's like, oh, let me, let me. She goes, Tom, I can get the bug. I don't need you to let me, let me. got it all right oh my god it got on me I don't need your help okay I don't need it's touching me it's like it's touching me and then Katie now Katie in his shorts do I look bad and he goes oh well no your hair is a little bit of a Karen haircut. Just no, it's not no, no, Baba only for a second

Starting point is 00:54:10 There's only like that for a second. What do you only for a second? Yeah, for a second You look like a Karen, but you're not a Karen. You're not a Karen. You're the opposite of a Karen. You're I don't know what is the opposite of a Karen? What were we talking about? Neroch, you're a Neroch. It's Karen, but you're a backwards Karen. And she's like, um, why would he say I have Karen hair? Like, do you ever wanna have sex again for the rest of your life?

Starting point is 00:54:38 And he's like, you know, I just don't like the people think I'm gonna push over. I don't want them to think I'm gonna push over. She's like, them prove it. Oh, which is her basically pushing him over to find out he falls over. He's like, okay, I will. I will. And then.

Starting point is 00:54:59 So. And then by the way, Tom Sandevol actually just drifts into the scene because they're actually out in the kitchen and he's like, dude, I'm right here because they're clearly talking about him, right? And he's like, Oh, I was just telling her, how are new spot? She thinks you're Steve rolling me. And she goes, he goes, don't, oh, go, yo, go me, don't, oh, no, yo, go me. Okay.

Starting point is 00:55:21 Do not, oh, no, yo, go me. I think she actually said don't, oh, go't Oko yo know me, which is even worse. Okay, she scrimmed all up especially for someone who had ambitions of being in like, you know, her her Instagram name is Music Kills Katie. I think Katie kills music actually. Yeah. You'll you'll lock the Daisy fuck. Um, so Santa Claus like I don't think of Katie as the Okoyono, because I don't think of Schwartz

Starting point is 00:55:49 as the Lon Jenin. He's more of a... Stingo Rar. Come on, God poor thing. How long... How many... How many days did that take? That reminds me, our new bar is called Stingo War.

Starting point is 00:56:05 So, uh, Santa was like, dude, tell me what's going on. Oh, well, I feel like you're steamrolling me a little bit and the name I felt, I felt steamrolled about the name and you steamrolled me just a little bit. And then Santa of all looks at him, and you think for a moment like he's gonna do one of these, he's like, dude, you're my brother, even though I'm number one and you're number two,

Starting point is 00:56:30 we're equal numbers here. NFS theme rolled you. I'm sorry. But instead he goes, I did not. Not. He's like trying to program on me. He's like, I did not, he's like, okay, you didn't, I did not.

Starting point is 00:56:42 Okay, okay. Well, you know, I just got, I just got steamrolled. I just got that word from Yoko, because you're not Yoko, Baba. Your Baba Oh no. Okay. She's better than Yoko. And she has Karen here in lots of Legos. And she, she taught me how to say steamroll a lot, you know, um, steamroll to, no, I did not steam roll. You did not steamroll. Okay. You know, I guess this is about me. I need to be more assertive about my feelings and Katie's just like Her hair is calling the manager of the scene. So I Don't want to get steamrolled ever. Oh, I'm sorry. Santa was like, dude

Starting point is 00:57:23 I don't want you to ever feel steamrolled ever which is why I made sure I did not steamroll you. I did not steamroll you and any Any reasons why you felt steamroll is because I brought you a steamed roll to me because I'm back good of a friend I love steamrolls. You hate steamrolls. I hate steamrolls. You love steamrolls. I hate steam rolls. You love steam rolls. I love steam rolls. You hate them Oh, I don't want you to feel bad. I don't feel bad. I want you to I want you I want you I want to see you patting your head. I love my head Now I want to see you rub your belly at the same time. Yeah, my belly now I want you to name one good song. Yoko ever did I Can't exactly bro. Exactly, bro.

Starting point is 00:58:06 Exactly. All right. Kady's like my turn, my turn, my turn. Okay. I want you to give up your seat in first class for me. No, can't do it. What the fuck, you're not. I can't.

Starting point is 00:58:19 Why can't I see him roll you? She just doesn't have that, but but only touch. So then we go to Sheen at her house and they're brushing their teeth getting ready to go out and Brock swinging his massive hair around and Sheen is like, Bob, I'll show up back on. Erica pokes her head in. So not going to the barber today? No, not going to the barber again today. Okay, that's fun, fun for you. Okay, I'm gonna go take care of the baby because someone has to, right?

Starting point is 00:58:49 Bye. So then Swartz and Katie and Bed, and I guess they're waking up from a nap or is it the morning? I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know where we are. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:59:00 So we wake up in bed. What is time? And he's got a box of cheezits. And she's like, that's a drunk drunk mood to have the box in bed with you And he's like yeah, I woke up with cheezets in my mouth and I kept I kept chewing swear to God His ambition knows no bounds so then James is like hello my love which that's all that happened I just felt like it was important to know he does it You know, he's acting very like hello my love my one and only he's just acting very unJames

Starting point is 00:59:31 It's confusing me so then Charlie's doing you know trying to do something God bless her heart She's trying so she's smudging the house. Yeah, and she's like we're smudging that house today because of all the dumb bitches Maybe I should just do myself. Cheers chase I'm not a dumb bitch. Yeah, and then it's pool time and Sandevol has a giant fan and he and James say that they're gonna go to the supermarket or something or go on a run but they're really gonna go oversee the setup for Rochella. And so they're just like talking about getting ready and everything. And so James and Sandevol show up at the Polo Grounds,

Starting point is 01:00:11 which is where real life Coachella happens. It's where Hell happens once a year. And it's like they decided, let's go look at what Hell is. What happens to Hell when the flames are not on? And that's, I'm so mean to Coachella, I've never even been, I'm being such a judgy, judgy podcaster right now, but that's my right. As a podcaster, it's my right,

Starting point is 01:00:33 because I have been victimized by too many Coachella posters on my Instagram feeds and Facebook feeds, and it's not fair, and I reserved the right to call it hell without even going there. I think I have that right, Ronnie, don't I? Well, sure, babe, I mean, I don't really know anything about Coachella except that it's not fair and I reserve the right to call it hell without even going there. I think I have that right Ronnie. Don't I? Sure, babe. I mean, I don't really know anything about Coachella except that it's outside.

Starting point is 01:00:48 So I'm I'm like Coachella for that reason except that except all the content that comes from there with the exception of Beyonce's concert all the content that comes from Coachella that trickles down to social media is the worst content of the year. So that's why I think I I just assume it's hell. I don't know. I just assume it's hell. I don't know, I just fast forward right through it. So I mean, like scroll right through whenever it comes up on Instagram.

Starting point is 01:01:11 So then basically they're just getting it together. But then Tom's like, you know, most friends wouldn't spend this kind of money on a friend's engagement, especially when he's applying for a new home loan. But engagements are once in a lifetime. You can always borrow more money. You sweet, sweet Tom. That's how it works. And I wonder how Rikkel feels when she watches us and

Starting point is 01:01:34 just sees that it's all Tom at the end of the day. You know, it's borrow more money. Yes. Well, I'm sure there'll be a wonderful David Mammoth play about you soon enough. So now it's Lala and Randall and Ocean isn't asleep. So there's just like some breastfeeding and she didn't in Brock arrived. It's going to be the babies first play dates and Randall comes. He's like, play dated action. Yeah. Which is like so traumatic for the babies. And there's both so cute. They're both these just little tiny cute,

Starting point is 01:02:06 little muppet babies. Like they look just like tiny little muppets, you know, like newborn babies look. And Lala's like, it's really strange to be having a play date with Shishi, Shishu. Like I feel like we're playing house, but like I have this little toothless thing. Like we're moms.

Starting point is 01:02:24 That's real So mean I'm heard to say that about Randall little two with that toothless thing I mean that's your husband have more pride in him So she is like we need the jack the napa and brox just takes a kid and Mala's like wow He's gonna do it and France like don't stop don't start her all right. I just changed my first diaper last week Don't start, don't start or alright. I just changed my first diaper last week. Feel like in your life, don't you have like five children or something?

Starting point is 01:02:53 I think he has two, right? Well now three. Oh, I think he has two. He has, he probably just has two, but he gives five children energy for sure. Rand, how many kids? Because you know people, people need to know. Rand Vanderpump. Vanderpump. I need to know now how many kids does he have? Vanderpump rules who cares?

Starting point is 01:03:12 Nobody cares about route. Who are Randall's kids? I really don't care. I already stopped caring. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. So yeah. So then Shina gives the Shina and La La start to sing where they're just really mean to each other in the confessional So Shina's like, oh my god like in his life. He's only changed one diaper No money in the world can make me have a baby with somebody that does it want to be a partner Clearly La La has a price though. You're with a man who left his wife and children to move to America. What are you talking about? Yeah, she said he's someone who doesn't want to be a 50-50 partner like your argument already today is that he is not helping at all And he went out and played practice pickleball for a fake tournament instead of like helping you because you and your mom are up so late so instead of like helping you because you and your mom are up so late. So anyway,

Starting point is 01:04:06 we find out Brock was 20 when his son was born and I was a different person back then, you know, back then I could only want he to pull him it's for breakfast. Now I can do two, but I was a different person back then. And the picture of him comes up, God, he is hot. I'll give him that. So then, Bob was like, Oh my God, you're just a child. And I really understand that now because I'm a mom now. I'm a mom. He's like, Yeah, you know, I was very different. She says, Well, when did you call it quits with your wife? And and he says five years ago, and then he tells us, mean why split up four years ago, you know, she felt like I abandoned her and the kids when I came to America, you know,

Starting point is 01:04:42 and then she moved on with the kid stepdad who then fulfilled the role of being the dad. So, like, well, you kind of did abandon them when you moved to America. Am I missing something? That's, and it's just a bad thing of like, shaming. That's not bad. Well, I felt that way, I felt that way too. Like, I'm sure there's more to the story, but he makes it seem like her frustration is sort of irrational. But like you moved to Hemisphere's away. I mean, you, I don't know why he decided to

Starting point is 01:05:12 go to America, but your kids are in Australia. So then, um, because usually when you tell a story, you make yourself the hero, right? Like no matter what happens. Like you, you, make yourself look as good as you can in the story. And even in his version of the story, I kind of hate his guts. So it must not, it must be really bad if that's his version. His version should have been so we all as a family moved to America. And then they decided to go back to Australia because they never moved in the first place. And they're like, oh wow, what a bitch. She just left, she just tore the family away from him, but it's like, actually, no, she never left.

Starting point is 01:05:50 Like that's how you would spin it, right, to make yourself a hero. What he's like, you know, I live in my family. And they say, daddy, let's go have a camping trip. And we all went out there, I made a little tent, we were all happy as can be. And I heard a note, noise in the middle of the night. And I opened my eyes and my children were standing over me with little knives and

Starting point is 01:06:09 My wife had a match like she was gonna stop me on fire Then I ran through the woods for 10 hours before I finally found a plane that brought me to America I mean something you know come up with something or or like a Well, he was very difficult in Australia because there were so many cats and so we decided that we'd fly to America because there's new cats in America. And then as I got to America,

Starting point is 01:06:34 I lost track of my family so I started working in a very creative shop. And then there was a big rat who was taking over the entire neighborhood. And so late at night, I would sit at the window and sing Linda Ronset songs to my children and hope that they were singing the songs back to me and they were, and that's what happened.

Starting point is 01:06:50 And to this day, that's why I'm known as Fival Brock. So she was like, oh my God, yeah, like he has cats. And you know what, they have the same birthday, the girls. How crazy is that? Like how crazy, right? And while I was like, oh, so you mean summer and his other daughter? And he's like, yeah, and summer works with his sister's name, too, because winter, it's winter. It's always summer in Los Angeles and never winter. So it's actually

Starting point is 01:07:16 perfect, really, you know? I can't believe he has two daughters born the same day in him summer and winter. And even Randall is like, that's crazier than what I found out what changing a diaper entails. Yeah. And he's holding the baby and he's got the baby's neck, you know, on his giant hand, like the baby's resting it. It just looks hilarious because his hand is human.

Starting point is 01:07:43 And I have giant hands, you know, but he's got these huge hands. This little baby's head like, yeah, kind of popping out of his hands. And Lala's like, I would be pissed if Randall had a baby named Lake. I was like, hmm, it's not quite as good as summer winter, but fine. Right. And I mean, I get it, but your baby would still be the biggest body of water, you know? So like your baby would still win. So I like that even in her hypotheticals, she's winning, right?

Starting point is 01:08:14 So I feel like I feel like land would have been a better thing. Like if you had a baby in land, that's like sky. Or sky, every sky. That's a good comparison. Yeah, but Lake, it's like, not as good. So Brock sky. That's a good comparison. Yeah. But Lake, it's like, hmm, not as good. So Brock says, yeah, it was a big break up. And she was like, I mean, she's like, how dare you name my daughter Summer?

Starting point is 01:08:34 Has it like you're replacing the daughter he already has? And I'm like, I've wanted to name a daughter Summer since I was like 16 years old. And then we get a flashback to her talking about Rob's. Yeah, we've already named our first otter, Bass and Marie, Parks, Volada. I'm like, there's no summer in there, Sheenar. And so Rand is like, so one of those last time you saw him and he's like,

Starting point is 01:08:55 like four years bake. Don't don't don't because La La and Rand are both looking like, are you fucking kidding me? Where's wrong with this guy? I know. And now I was like, he meant to have said, for it is because like, for like four years, and she goes, now it cuts back and forth between Shina and Lala. And she was like, well, it sounds bad, but there's like a lot more to it.

Starting point is 01:09:19 Cause like, basically we're like replacing one baby with another, but we're not going to say we're doing that. So we're like, I'm going to check on his wife's name, asking me perfect. It'll be on new another, but we're not gonna say, we're doing that. So we're like, I'm gonna check on his wife's name, asking for a perfect, it'll be a new family, but the same family, but the American versions, you know? It'll be like when they took that show from Australia, it's like what the Hemsworth brothers, it's like where like Hemsworth's, that's where we are.

Starting point is 01:09:36 Yeah, so we're gonna start calling Azusa Australia. Sit down. Oh, so yeah, she's like, there's more to it. Australia Oh, so yeah, she's like there's more to it and while I was like so do you like base time them and stuff and it's like no So no contact because she cut my old family out and Lala in her confessional's like I cannot even imagine Going for years without seeing my baby because I am a mom. These are mom tears.

Starting point is 01:10:09 These are mom tears. I'm a mom. Well, there's no contact, but it's not for lack of trying. The only reason why there hasn't been contact is because he hasn't reached out, but not for lack of trying. And then one time like he did make contact, but it was like the Jody Foster film and I was like gross, get that off.

Starting point is 01:10:25 So. I was like, did your baby's cover matter space? Like that's gross. And Gina goes, I mean, he moved to America to provide a better life for his family. It's like really is Australia, like a terrible horrible place that you have to escape from that has no jobs or something,

Starting point is 01:10:44 because I'm pretty sure that Australia is a great fucking country, right? She literally just watched American tale and got confused. Like that was no joke before, that whole spiel. She's very confused with her timelines there. So Brock is like, well, like I said, I feel like a bad husband because I felt like I did abandon them, and I was a bad person because of that. But I have to accept you because I was the one to move to America to make a better life for my children in Australia.

Starting point is 01:11:16 Um, so then he tells us the last time he saw his kids, he remembers them laughing. And then they came with him to the airport and he got a photo saying goodbye to them and that's the last time he saw them. And it's super sad. And she was like, well, I mean, he is a master, swadler. He can change a diaper way faster than I can. I'm like, oh my God,

Starting point is 01:11:40 Sheena is still basing people's personalities on their zodiac sign and how long it takes them to do menial tasks. He can swaddle a TV in seven minutes or laughs. On one time, he mounted the baby on the wall. It took him like seven minutes and 15 seconds. So one time, he mounted a baby on the wall but put a TV in the baby Bjorn and I was hilarious.

Starting point is 01:12:06 I could actually see Brock walking around like a farmer's market with like, and I guess he's the angel CD TV just on his front, just like walking around with it, you know. So the random La La are horrified as I imagine probably most of us are right. So then Tom and James return back to the house after getting all of the hair. Wait, at the end, at the end of the scene, she knows like, or the sprockets saying how this is the best he's filled support was from a family and she goes, he's so great.

Starting point is 01:12:37 And then he just throws a towel at her. He throws like the barf cloth on her head. So then, yeah, Tom and James returned to the house, and Tom's like, well, bro, we're gonna make this crazy lie. All right, just say that we like had to go get the batteries. So the ones that have like those two things on top that one end plugs into the other, and they will be like, bro, we only,

Starting point is 01:12:58 we got the square battery, but then both ends, they only plugged into one certain kind of things. So we had to go get the kind where one kind plugs into the other thing and then I mean, it's great. The buy it bro, the buy it. It's like no one cares. Cat, we just do what Schwarz said when we went to Mexico. I blocked out and walked to the other result by accident.

Starting point is 01:13:16 That looks too raw. Yeah. So they come in and shorts is like, you guys were gone for three hours. I was worried sick up out you. Yeah, I was so worried. I was like, I think they got lost and got murdered, but then Katie said they weren't. So then I said they weren't murdered. Oh, man, I hate getting steamrolled. So, um, Katie's like, I think they're still eating the cheeses, by the way. They still have, he still has his box of cheeses

Starting point is 01:13:40 from this morning. And Katie's like, I think he was a little jealous. He's like, I was a jealous, boba, boba. Oh, and so now everybody has to get ready for this big surprise, but they don't know what it is. And everybody gathers around and Sheena comes in and she's like, I'm ready and just playing six ounces out of my tent. Do I need my ID? And they all hop into a van. I once got a shot glass, they're driving,

Starting point is 01:14:10 and she's like, where are we going? I don't like not knowing things. I don't like not knowing things, which is... Must be a painful life. Must be a very difficult experience for she not. And so then, yeah, and then Lala starts singing good as gold in the car and everything. And then Arianna's like, wait a second. Did that sign just say welcome to our cellar? Is there something wordplay going on here? Because I take wordplay very seriously.

Starting point is 01:14:39 So they get there and everybody's like wooing the screaming because there's an arch of balloons and they're on the actual Coachella grounds. Real Coachella. Yeah, then Charlie falls over. And I just have to, I just feel like I have to be supportive and mention everything Charlie does cause it's really not much, but you know, you got it, you got to support the noobs.

Starting point is 01:14:58 And so yeah, you guys, what she falls over and the only one who seems to even pay attention is James is, oh my God, are you okay? As he keeps walking away. No one, like literally no one, she's like, she like falls into, she like falls into the fireworks and like on fire, like, where's Charlie? I don't know where Charlie is,

Starting point is 01:15:17 but I think this is part of her hair piece that just fell out of the sky. So there's like fire dancers, there's a photo booth, He just fell out of the sky. So there's like fire dancers, there's a photo booth, and there's just like a aerial list and tacos and a margarita bar and everything. And Rick tells like, I am blown away. And like, Rick, you're just looking at tree turn around. There's tacos. Oh my God. I'm even more blown away. So 10 minutes, 10 minutes, bro, 10 minutes, and then you gotta go over them. James's like, oh my god, are you serious? 10 minutes!

Starting point is 01:15:50 And, um, Tom goes, I'll be with Rocky on the fireworks. So he goes off, and James tells us, I think that everything happens for a reason. All right, all my drinking, all my hurdles, and I jump through with Raquel, all of those things had led to this moment An unnervous as hell bro. So then James takes Raquel by the tree that she thought was Coachella And She's like, oh my god, you did so good. He's like, let's do walk. Oh my god. This year's been held and you stuck through it all

Starting point is 01:16:24 Let me show you something. This is for you. It's not our cellar, it's our cellar. You left out the O and the U, didn't you? Do you want me to go back to the house to find those balloons? No, Raquel, our cellar, what does our stand for? Rolo's, no, no, but what else is it stand for radio head? Who the bigger?

Starting point is 01:16:48 No, no, when else is it stand for like raw? Apple. Radia. R... Rumba. No, Raquel. Raquel, I think it sounds for Raq. Nourish jamrak. It's Nourish jamrak. Raquel, Raquel, I think it sounds for Raquel. Raquel.

Starting point is 01:17:05 Nordstrom Raquel. It's Nordstrom Raquel. Raquel, Coachella. So there's balloons that spell out Raquel. And I'm crying at this part. Like I'm being shitty right now. But then I was, but when the balloons came up, I was like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

Starting point is 01:17:19 more for Ruth Raquel's, more because of Raquel than James, you know. So James is like, my angel, my pre-workout pill, since the day I laid my eyes on you, I knew that you were just the girl of my dreams. And the last five years of my life have been absolutely best four years I've ever had. Hell for you, probably, probably a terrible time for you, but wonderful for me. So you make me so excited to wake up every day and yell at your stupidly-ditter face and go through our little adventures to find more pre-workout pianos.

Starting point is 01:17:48 And we care, Levis, I love you more than absolutely anything except for DJing at Sir. So it would be more honor, my absolute honor if you would treat me like some ketchup, some marry me. It's like, oh my god, yes! And he's like, I'm Shaikan. I'm Shaikan. Give me all beautiful hat.

Starting point is 01:18:08 And then fireworks start going off right when they kiss. And she said yes. And so everybody's like cheering and freaking out. And I was crying and feeling like fucking idiot. It was, it was surprisingly very, very sweet. And then Tom Sandivall was like, dude, James just proposed to Raquel, which I felt was actually should, I felt like that was sort of James's that was like, I thought I was for James to tell.

Starting point is 01:18:31 I don't know, not a big deal. But by the way, you know what I have to say? I really did respect about this proposal was that they, I respect that they he pulled her away and had a, well, quote, unquote, private moment. There were TV cameras there. but like it wasn't like a whole spectacle. Like he made it about her in that moment as like, I said, I like kind of putting her on the spot and doing it. Flash mob. It's like a stupid ass flash mob on a jumbo tron, you know, it was just a fake jumbo tron

Starting point is 01:19:01 because it was still broadcast to all of us. Yeah, but yeah, I was cute. It was sweet. And you know, I'm happy for them. I love for Cal. I love James, you know, too, but I mean, to get married, like I wouldn't, I wouldn't tell my friend, she should marry James, you know, but yeah, I don't know. I don't think it needs more time to the cooker, you know. He's like, he's not in a pot. He's not like in a roasting pot. He's in like a What do you call the crock pot things that you plug in and it takes like nine hours to cook your meat? He's one of those a slow cook pot. I feel like I

Starting point is 01:19:34 Don't know if I want to get engaged to someone who has an unresolved Feud about a split salad going on, right? Like I to get, I want someone who's beyond that stage in their life where they're knocking over heat lamps in nice restaurants about split salad pieces. And then rage texting their best friend about half-attenties, but they are. I mean, that was just a couple weeks ago in random pop roles times. So, you know, yeah. Yeah. It's like congratulations, you know, on.

Starting point is 01:20:04 Congratulations. Yeah. I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it.

Starting point is 01:20:12 I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it.

Starting point is 01:20:20 I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I, yeah. And it's, and you know, it's like one of those things where like you hit the back, you hit back, because you're like, oh, I got spending beach ball. And it says, do you want to send that form again? It's kind of like, we are the computer saying, Rekelle,

Starting point is 01:20:33 do you want to send that form again? Maybe don't do, don't send that form, Rekelle. Maybe go to a different webpage. So that's crazy. But we're happier on the webpage. We're happy for you, Rekelle. That's crazy kids. We're happy you're connected to the internet.

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