Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Puppy No Love

Episode Date: April 9, 2019

The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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dumber than real housewives of Beverly Hills and still be entertaining. Yeah, people refusing to go to a puppy, baby shower. It's all about the dogs when it comes to Lisa Vanderpump in some form, some sort of like dog controversy. I love it. It cracked me up, but not just love that it was a Raquel episode. I'm starting to feel like why is James even here? Because they've all iced him out and I hate that they iced him out and I've been very anti them icing him out. Yeah. But at the same time, I'm like, what are you here? You don't

even go here, you know, like I'm starting to kind of feel like that. And I don't like feeling like that. Yeah, I actually really enjoyed this episode. And I had like the things that I love which is people icing out other people. I feel like that's a classic trope when it comes to Vanoprop rules. So it was nice to really just see that and I like how they all reacted to the puppy the puppy shower as if it was like crazy when these people have all had the stupidest excuses for parties and so like they're snob very bad a puppy shower, like, confused me and also made me laugh.

Yeah. So we opened, there's still in Mexico, and we opened with this song that I think it's supposed to be in Spanish, but I don't know what the fuck Trixi Monaco is doing on this song. But to me, it sounds like incomplete, incomplete, incomplete, incomplete, incomplete, incomplete. And I'm like, well, I mean, you know, she's not far off

Tricky monical doesn't need a lot of lyrics to convey a she doesn't she basically just needs a word She probably just goes to the internet and hits like a word generator and she's like great incomplete I saw him about that incomplete like my emotions right now Um, and she's trying to fill out like an online bill pay thing and it just keeps reloading the page saying incomplete. She's like incomplete. incomplete. Oh, you know what? Speaking of incomplete, there was one more thing I wanted to talk about the top of the show, which I think people will really enjoy. Before we fully draw, go into Vanderpump rules right now. Sorry everyone. Last night, last night was

actually the championship game for the NCAA March Madness thing. And we at Watcher Crapins have had a big bracket group. Over 150 people participated in it. And so now we finally have a winner of the whole thing. The real reason why I'm bringing this up is because the the names that people named their brackets were amazing. So let me go. I'm just gonna give I'll do it really quickly that the top 10 people ending with number one starting with number 10. We have my bracket, of course, which is not a funny one. Sorry. Made picks in under seven seconds. Not a funny one, sorry. Made picks in under seven seconds. Rina, Rina, chicken dinner.

I can't believe this bracket. And then the next one is, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio. Then, Gail ate the ball, bless her heart. Then we have my pleasant bracket, family van. Whoa, sports ball. And then the winning bracket in the watch or crap ends chic sailor march madness thing is hey batch bracket so congratulations Oh, I love that hey, that's one hey, betch bracket one so what did they win Ben tell them their prize

Shout out on watch or crap Hey, bet. How many people are in that? 113? There was a hunt. Oh, well, each person submits like, like, fills out a bracket for March, man, as it puts it in the end light they can join the group. So we had I think 155. Well, whoever that is, email us. Yeah. Contact us. Watch a crap. It's a Gmail.com. Don't ever use that because it clocks. Oh, my God, there's a moss. Well, a moths I'm scary right?

How big of yourself. Oh, it's so big. I don't want to kill it But go contact us at watch at crap and calm. I will send you a Yeah, and I'm and I'm proud to announce that my bracket named we got the yacht came in number 22 out of my bracket named, we got the yacht, came in number 22 out of 155. So I'm sorry to interrupt the Vanimpromp rules flow, but I felt like this is like timely news to last night and I wanted to. Hey, I don't want to kill this off, but I wanted to stay away from me. Well, I'm going to, I'm just, I'm a feather dust. I'm hitting it with the feather dust. I'm like trying to like go to it, but there's nowhere for it to go. Go to bed, Moss.

You should send it a selfie of you in a bikini with a knife around your ankle. That moth is going to be like, oh my god, she's so pathetic. The moth is going to its boss. Oh my god. I'm scaring the moth because I'm chasing it with a feather duster. But you know what, Moth, you enjoy your life. Live your best life. Let the moth just let the moth hang out. The moth is like, you know what? The moth is a happens fan. It was like, I'm here. I'm ready to hear the recap. That is a big Moth it looks like a mouse it looks like a mouth. Is it actually is it actually showing up on the crap is on demand? No, I don't see it. No, it's above me. It's in my lights. It's a little bit. It just looked at me.

It came down. You're a big mouth. Yeah, it turned towards me and looked at me. Hi, Moth. Is it telling stories? Telling talk stories. I think you're not quite sure or true or not. Yeah, ma'am, I can't believe you're hosting the moth in your apartment. That is so sophisticated of you. I'm going to totally steal the idea for the moth and just have a podcast where I talk to the moth in my apartment. It's so big. Why are you so big, ma'am?

This looks great. You look angelic, moth. OK, now it's behind you. Angelic, moth. Moth's losing their collagen when they turn 23, OK? You guys, I think that the moth is so annoyed by my voice that it went to a different lamp, because it's not up there anymore.

That's a lot to make a moth decide to go away from the light. That moth just gave me a terrible iTunes review in real life. That's basically it. The moth is gave me a terrible iTunes review in real life. That's basically the moth. The moth is like, I thought you guys were going to be recapping Game of Thrones. I literally missed the moth now.

Yeah. OK, guys, so the point of this is we're here to recap. Tanner Pumper rules god damn it. Yes. OK. I get now. So incomplete, incomplete. So Sina and Lala are up on the roof pool deck or whatever and say,

um, hi, roof deck lady, we reserve this for ourselves today. And for no one else is allowed to come. I'm here. I'm off to the house. Hi. Could you please take a picture of this so I can set it to autumn? Thank you. Do you guys have a hunting knife that I could like pose with in my underwear?

It's under the arm. Can I use this, Margarita? I'm a hunting knife that I could like pose with and my underwear is under the Can I use this marker Rita as like a hunting knife and put her on my ankle for all on Now we're used to seeing Crazy faces on Bravo because you know people get like Instagram doctor discounts And so they get sheena face Lester heart, but sheena the way that shena drinks her drink is terrifying bless her heart. But she, the way that she drinks her drink is terrifying.

She has to open her mouth so big. Like, it must be like coming back from the dentist where you can never feel that part of your faith. Yeah. Because she opens her faith. So she opens her mouth, she's like this. Ah. Ah.

Looks like she is putting a tiny orange. What do you call those little oranges? Like a cutie. A cutie, yeah. yeah midges the cheese right midge I think midges just a British lady isn't midge the sidekick on day madna midges the lady that runs a community center somewhere in London community center is a community center anyway

you know what that is? I know, but it's up and you got a job and you don't want to pay for it. I don't care. Okay, I'm going to send her a hand. Okay, yeah, so she drinks crazy. And then mom was like, I had so many drinks last night. Like, it was crazy. I don't even know how I'm so wait, where was Kristen?

And then we see where Kristen was. Yeah, she was standing alone, dancing, and like doing glow sticks by herself, which I really enjoyed, because it reminded me when I was a senior in college, my friend Megan, she taught me how to do the glow stick dance. You know, when you have a whole too glow sticks, and you're like, rotate around your wrist. And I thought, I was so cool. I was like, oh my god, I love doing this.

So I started doing it all the time, even if I didn't have glow sticks and I just looked at awkward as Kristen, if not more because it turns out the glow stick dance looks really weird when you're not holding glow sticks or anything. She was holding something. She was holding some kind of a light. Yeah, but you know, a glow stick Kristen turns into like a hacky sack, you know, it was just like, she turned into one of those things like, you know, when you take two pieces of paper, like two strips of paper and you fold them back and forth on each other, so you sort of make a streamer. She looked like an S streamer, like an accordion streamer going up and down in and out of itself. I think she looked like one of those ladies on the news that picks up being good numbers,

but then a baseball hits the bingo machine and pops open and then the balls just start flying at your face. She's like, oh, she definitely like knocks over the the lotto machine like on a regular during the 7th. Yeah, the lotto clock news. Like she's like, the next number is, oh god, balls everywhere. And then she tries to catch them, but she's like hands, she tries to catch them by like slapping her wrist together. Yeah, and then midges at the community center like, well, I think I lost another one But I've got one more. I was hitting her in the face again. Mitch is played by Brandon Blossom. The guy with the glasses is not too right.

Yeah. Mitch meets her long lost daughter who she gave up for adoption and she's black and she doesn't understand why. I think you got the wrong one. I swear. I swear. I swear. I could be your mother, darling. I'm not your mother. Oh God. Oh God. So she was like, well, maybe it sounds like playing with a mouse. She I'm her house on the vacation because she had to own room. I mean, I thought I'm the nicest nature on the room. And then we cut to Kristen's room. And Kristen is fully clothed in the shower,

lifting her leg to take a clothed, dvab shot for, I'm assuming Carter. Yes. Hope it was Carter. Yeah. It could have been for postmates, who knows? Could you send my two-nobrothal picture? Could you send my two-nobrothal picture?

Could you send my two-nobroth to the future? It's a new Uber profile. The last one was her just flying out of Uber. I can imagine when you get an Uber driver, it says, has great conversation, clean car, for Christmas, it would be like, falls out of moving vehicles. So now Lala's like, she's you like, what triggered me last night when I was on the bus? Like, where did that panic attack come from? And then Lala starts talking about how she suffers from anxiety and this is her dad.

Yeah, you were also rolling on fucking X. Okay, and everyone knows it. So let's stop pretending. I mean, I'm not pretending there's no real sadness there because obviously there is a lot of sadness in her story. So I'm not taking that away from her. Yeah, but you were tripping, okay? That is a classic bad trip you were having

in the back of the van. There's always that girl when you're tripping. It's like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everyone has to gather around the girl and take care of this fucking girl all my or boy, but usually it's a girl. Let's face it. Yeah, because that's all I hang out with. Yeah. So she does just giving her support. She's like, I love you. And Lala's like, I love you too. And then they just sort of have a nice moment at the infinity pool looking over the ocean. And then you can just imagine she knows like, so can I come back on the PJ now?

It's like, oh my God, this pool really goes on forever. Wow, to infinity and beyond. They should call this a forever pool. They should call this in eight, more than seven minutes pool. So Stossie's in bed with her laptop and she's totally blocked like has writers blocks so she's like I guess I'll apologize to Bo. Meanwhile, he's sitting outside looking over the beautiful ocean, you know, on the balcony like

so Stasi comes out like a depression commercial. He's like the Zooloth ball, you know, that little ball that would go hang out with the other balls, but then be like deeply unsatisfied and would just bounce off and then finally become friends with a butterfly. Mara-Baza. But with psoriasis. Yeah.

So Stasi's like, don't be sad. He's like, ugh. So she's like, I feel really sad today because like normally after I chew you out when I'm drunk I like it with the morning feeling like really remorseful, but today I felt remorseful and sad and that's weird so You don't be sad that way I can be not sad. Yeah, I'm he's like look I understand what it's like waking up with remorse. Have you seen my tattoos?

He's like look at this. Look at this. I'm an obelibored snake tattooed on my knee, okay? I understand waking up and regretting the night before, lady. He's like, I was bowling my eyes out last night. Do you know how awful that feels? I mean, look at this. Look at this. She's like, I know the tattoos are terrible. She's like, no, I was talking about the stress hives, but yeah, he gets like stress psoriasis or something,

which sucks. I mean, I get stress like twinkies, you know And they're delicious. I love stress. Yeah, I'm so glad to have that instead of psoriasis Yeah, but the good news is they're still in love and he says I'm patient because I love you So they're in love Nice sideburn. I mean, I just don't expect nice things. I expect like Stasi to now, like, screaming like, what's wrong with your skin?

How about you get thicker skin? Like literally when I ask for a man with thicker skin, I mean, literal thick skin, not skin that gets patchy, but then she's like, I understand you. I'm like, oh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Like, could you guys leave your room, please? You're stressing me out, okay?

Just leave your room. Yeah. So then we go to the Tom's. And that's a cool. Yeah, a different pool. And Tom's like, can we get three half shots of that Julio? Like, is that a thing now?

Are people going to bars and ordering half shots because of this show? So I've never heard that that I think I've heard of Half shots, but I think you're not approved. Okay. It's like those hundred calorie packs those are bullshit and they're a lie Okay, that's the same amount of calories in a tiny little package. Okay, you're killing the earth with those Dude, excuse me while I take a sip of my melted snowman dude I actually did take a sip of milk. It's no man But that sounds a lot worse when you said that way

It's very Kim Kintra Kim Kintra Lee So so down the pool so it's like sand of all and Schwartz and Ariana and you know Tom's hand of all like Dude, I don't know if I told you or not, but like Lisa said the line from Tom Tom is going past mother load It's like yeah, you guys all got wasted last night because of that. What's your name? And you've told us. Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't know if I told you. Like, yes, you told us. Okay. Congratulations. By the way, mother load is next door. Um, good job. So they start talking about how, and they really like how Lisa never like has like a whole like velvet rope situation You know, and then they start joking that they should have like an ironic velvet rope and everyone is like yeah

Let's like have one and not use it and shorts goes like my penis Thanks for sharing she's like that was not the yes, and I was expecting I Take my penis comedy very seriously, okay. Yeah. He's like, I don't really like him. He's like, I don't like when Katie reveals my penis. And then we see Katie being like, babe, your penis is like this big.

She's literally being little in his penis. Yeah. And he's like, well, it's a classic, it's classic style. I just have to point out that the way that Tom phrased it cracked me up, he's like, Lisa's a classic, it's classic style. I just have to point out that the way that Tom Fraser cracked me up, he's like, Lisa's never done the velvet rope thing, and that's why I respect the fuck out of her. It's like, yeah. What an interesting reason to respect somebody. Yeah.

So, Tom Schwartz is talking about Katie. It's like, oh, Bubba's not needy. She just needs to be loved Which I guess means her needy anyway. Oh, we don't have sex a lot But once we're doing it we're always like why do we do this more often and I think I think we're on the same page Because I'm always saying that about the sex but sometimes I think it might be about the ranch sandwich the Katie's eating while we're having sex But I don't know You know that sounds just like to me

Exercise no, you don't want to exercise. You know what that sounds just like to me? Exercise. You don't wanna exercise. You know, all you think is like gross, gross. It's disgusting, I have to exercise. And then you get there and you're like, this is fine, like this isn't so bad. I didn't imagine that that's what sex with Katie is like. We were just like, oh God.

To me, it's like a way to date and busters. It's like, This is really fun. We should do this more. Let's play some ski ball. And then you get there and you're like, well, you know, it's still ski ball. Yeah. And then you all of a sudden have like 6,000 points in your card. And you're like, well, I don't know if I want to go back to David Buster's, but I've

already invested this much in my card. And if I get like 3,000 more points, I get a mediocre prize. So I guess I'm stuck with David Buster's for the you know Yeah, and then you get the Dave and Buster's prize and then it's back to you get the mediocre Dave and Buster's prize And then it's back to feeling like you're you have to have sex with Katie again. It's like here I have with the Dave and Buster's prize. I got a Dave and Buster's pint glass And I put in the dishwasher when it came out the entire Dave and Buster's logo was like washed off So now I have this like it's not even a real pint, it's like a small pint, so I have

this like slightly less of a pint glass that has no connection to Dave and Buster's now. And I'm like, that also sort of seems to capture this scene, you know? Now that's what you need to Marie Kondo, you're shit, okay? You have a half a David Buster's glass. I have a non-brand of Dave and Buster's glass now. Now I think that now would be like a really good time to go to commercial because like Rob is so good at commercials and he could do the like seven-minute glasses.

Like, amazing. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty

messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snow She loved triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood, how much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your

podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Tom number two I think is doing something very very bad in life. I'm not sure what he's up to, but I suspect nothing good is going on because he's really laying on this cute Tom. Um, so cute. Yeah. And he really lays that on when he's fucked up really bad. So that's true. Prepare for there to be some pregnant girl sewing up at some point with like a little baby Bubba inside of it. The gambling debts, like a gambling issue, um, investment, an investment in, um, like gambling addiction. Yeah. Yeah. I'm investment in like a PK house. Crocodile. Crocodile.

Yeah. Crocodile. Don't you like crocodiles? I like alligators. Not crocodiles. Oh, Papa. So he's laying on really thick with her. And he's like, or he's laying on really thick.

He's like, tonight I'm going to be so romantic. I'm gonna be like don't want no Tom on the world's greatest love I'm gonna initiate sex with Katie and Tom's just like And they're on is like all right you pinky promise if you if you don't do it I'm gonna cut off your dick and he's like by the way that's a classic dick guys. Yeah classic classic dick. Yeah so then we cut From the dick to sir where it's like business business business We see like show putting things away and Lisa showing up like oh Time for work time for work, time for work.

And this is a big moment. Adam. Adam. Adam. We did not get in the flowers. Big moment for Adam. He was finally told, guess what, Adam, you go stand by that fridge.

You're going to have a scene. Yeah, so this is terrifying. I was so scared for Adam. And this is the sea. It's like a seminal scene, you know, because I said seminal. So I wanted to point that out. And also because we finally hear why Adam never gets to talk. Yeah. So she, so he's there texting right next to the fridge. And he's like, at home, what are you doing on your phone? He's like, well, I feel like I'm holding the fort down. Why didn't you go to Mexico? Oh, I have bills to pay I got bills to pay. Yeah, what is he talking like what's his voice? It's not an accent. It was like

Appalachian it was like he just came down from the mountains or something like that Yeah, he's like I got bills to pay Like oh oh no. Yeah, exactly. This was like very much like lawn order, sexy, neat, restaurant addition, because Lisa was getting trying to get to the bottom. I will, I will.

She's just like interrogating him. Like, what are you doing here? What sort of text plan do you have? Do you have you gone over your data plan? Adam, I haven't told you everything. Why haven't you asked me? Why I'm dressed like Jackie O. Nassus, the biggest victim of the sixies. Haha.

So, I wasn't invited to that. I've got a work, Lisa, on here to work. But aren't you an item with Gina Danina, Masterntina? And he's like, and I don't say that, Lisa. She will, of course, especially in front of her. I'm just worried that we're gonna get to clubs She's gonna think something's happening Oh my god, it's the male Brittany no wonder they set her up with Brittany. Yeah, they set her up with Adam last year

Yeah, I feel like he's like now excuse me excuse me Lisa. I have to write some letters to home For your mother laughing Los Angeles is good, but I sure do miss your apple pie. I'm concerned because the women here seem to be rather loose with their morals and have an affection towards knives around their ankles. I'm concerned, please send money. It's played with like a, there's like a harmonica in the background

and like a slow Ken Burns pan over a map. Yeah, yeah. And I'm not sure why he's telling Lisa all this, but it's like kind of a cry for help. It's like I also get to keep my job. Do you will, Kersrat? But he shows her his phone. He's like, you want to see a picture?

She's in me. And he shows her. And it's that one where she's wearing the knife and her cuff like I've been talking about it a billion times. And she's like a thong. And she's trying to be Lara Croft. But airface is just like It's like the photo that would be on like the cover of like a photo that'd be like on a billboard for like

Like an army surplus convention. I don't know. It's just like what you know when you're like on the highway And you see those billboards. It's like coming in June for two days Buy your knobs and knobs and leather Yeah, howches, you know, there's always seem to be in town when we're traveling by the way. That's why we know what those signs look like, because we see them everywhere. It's like, is there a knife show every day in some town? Seriously, it's like those random ass conventions, the airs of random girl from Azusa. It's like that's China right now. Lisa Vanderpump looking at this picture of scene on Adam Stone.

Was the funniest bucket thing? She just looks at it like It's like bowling haze made with meat So she's disgusted and she's she goes Well, what did you and you didn't respond to that darling? And he's like what didn't even know what to say? She's like you're a man every man knows what to say to that, darling, I would never actually could actually pull my breast up. And she starts playing with her boobs in the, yeah, the diary room. Yeah, exactly.

That's like, I just don't want her to get too attached. I mean, I was thinking about asking her to go study, but I don't know any more. Lisa mom. And she's like, well, you know, sheena, she hopes for a magical life and it never works out so please be kind to her. Please. That is a story of her. Treat her like a VHS tape that needs to be rewound.

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know, I guess she does have, she has anxiety, she's talked about before, I'm not gonna make fun of the anxiety, but I will make fun of, is like this over the top, like demonstrate, like, okay, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, I need a napkin right now, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, napkin, napkin, okay, thank you, I have my napkin now.

I'm sad, Raquel with it there, because Raquel would just fall asleep one two three She gets hypnotized by law as anxiety Because you know Raquel goes dividing count sheep you know she does and I know I never know how many sheep come over that fence I never know how many sheep come over that fence Now again, I just want to clarify I understand that counting is part is probably part of what helps with the anxiety I just think that Lala was just so Demontrative of like I am feeling potential anxiety right now. It was like just very showy, you know

And I don't know if it makes me wrong for saying that or not but watching it it felt so much about your crap but it gives a shit I say stop being a whist the second time you're trying to take up everybody else's air being a drama queen about something stupid cut it out you want to be interesting be interesting okay don't don't do coke in the day how about that yeah so then what kind of actor are you that doesn't want to be with your back to the sunset? Listen, if you're ever in a restaurant and there's a TV playing or there's a beautiful sunset and only half of the people get to look at the sunset Sit where the sunset is so that everybody's looking longingly at you. Yeah, I mean, that's how to feel cute like a good actor

I mean, who is this? So Brittany has like Rob Lala's arm and Jack's just like rolling his eyes and then he like looks over and he sees that like Brittany's holding the arm and he's like, Oh, are we doing prayers? Oh, okay. I like that. I like that. I like that Jack's thought for a second that there might be a religious moment happening on a Vanderpump rules Castro. Oh, he's Christian now, you know, he's very, very Christian. He's very tamer at Judge Christiany. I'm sure next year we're going to get Jack's bending over backwards in a pool.

Yeah, meanwhile, Kristen's at the end of the table going, uh, bow taught me how to say butterfly and sang a song like which is like this. Heah! Oh, God! This my name and butterfly. Merry post, Kaka! Merry post, Kaka!

Kaka! Kaka, Kaka, Posa. Kaka, Kaka. Kaka. Mm-hmm. And St good call, good call, good call. And Stasi's just watching Lala like you. She's like, Lala, are you okay? She's like, what's this before? What's this before?

And so they're just all trying to have fun, even though Ariad is trying to do a full on civil demonstration down at the end of the table. And Ariad was like, you don't like pickled onions. I'll totally eat your pickled onions and bows like, that's what she said. And I thought, God, you know what? Sometimes you just find somebody that fits right in with your group of friends perfectly.

I know, but also I wrote that down as well because I was like, that actually makes no sense. Like it doesn't, like that's what she said. I'm not sure exactly how that plays. Like how pickled onions is a sexual innuendo. Because it is a pickle He heard pickle here pickle. Okay. I mean I appreciate the sentiment I just felt like wait wait get this

Just a couple I mean this is badger pump rules. Okay. You don't need to you don't have to do it right You just you hear the word pickle All right, sure so now Christians nipple Chris and nipple pickle nipples. Chris and nipple starts to hang out and she's like oh my nipple. Oh, oh wait. That's just a bruise Oh never mind Carter bit me They're post a call call Send him a nipple off to the ocean

Got these headphones are making the back of my ears sweaty. That is so gross. I hate when that happens I'll take I've ever had that before Ronnie Ronnie Squeeze my arm squeeze my arm. Please please please please squeeze my arm. Oh, excuse my arm. Please squeeze it Squeeze it harder harder harder. Okay up on the back back rub back rub. Okay, okay middle middle The middle to the left to the left to the right. Okay, okay Okay the left to the right. Okay, okay. Okay. This is helping my anxiety. So fucking much harder, harder. Excuse my hands. Excuse my hands. Who goes out with that person, you know, now I want

them to yell at her like it's her first season again. Yeah, it's sick a little over the top. And the hell is like, Stassi, do I look tired? Do I look like I'm in a fog and Stassi's like, she feels like she's being set up for a trick. She's like, or a trap. She's like, you look tired but beautiful. But beautiful. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, but do I look like worn down? I'm like, yes, your eyes are crossed,

your face isn't moving. You look like you fucking died in the middle of a sandstorm, okay? Because you get both talks every morning. So you look like all of died in the middle of a Sam storm okay because you get both talks every morning so Yes, you look like all of the above and you're fine. So shut up Okay, she's like law is like I need you to like pull your shit together and judge me right now. It's like I This is to I am not I can't this is too much. I just like look at Kristen over there She's like I did not get your plane to come here. So no, I'm not playing

along with this. Yeah. So then bar at the bar, um, Jackson Brittany or talking, wait, just getting a lot of, oh, not just that they're talking. Okay. They go, they sit at the bar, they order ice water. And then Brittany says, I'm just realizing how lucky I am to have a fiance that just wants me to be healthy and happy. I'm like, you got tap water, Mexico. He ordered you guys both tap water, Mexico. That's a good point because well, she said sparkling, but he just ignored her. Which is funny. She's like trying to stay for own life. I mean, I'm sure actually the resort probably filters their water, but I just feel like the general consensus is don't drink the water in Mexico.

He's like, I'll have two waters, please. Two waters because we're gonna stay healthy. Mm-hmm. And I'm sorry, but if Jack wanted you to be healthy and happy, he wouldn't be sticking his penis into you. Do you know where that thing has been? That's like sticking a preschool inside of you. I can't, I can't. Of those germs. I mean the germs. I was like that's somehow I couldn't, I couldn't. I mean the germs. The other night there is a lady at the show and she's like,

oh don't touch me. I'm a teacher and I haven't washed my hands yet. Do you know how many germs I have on my house? It's been on my mind. Sorry. Okay, so yeah, she's like, I'm so lucky to have Jay-X. And then Tom is pulled dancing outside. And Ariana, I love an Ariana gets drunk and abuses Tom. So like shut up stupid, sit your fat ass annoying ass down.

Yeah, stop it. Sit down. God. Yeah. So then. Sit down. God. Yeah. So then Stasi finally is happy because she's both doing what she wants to do and they're in bed. And she's like, I love you more than rats. And I'm like, if you keep doing exactly what she wants you

to do, you're going to be having a great time in this relationship. Yeah. So then Lala's at in her room. She calls up her mom and she's like, mom, the fact that man motions are not being managed, it's like torture for me and the mom's like, yeah, I know, sorry. I was like every fucking night, my daughter calls me up and I got to sit here and listen to say, I'm old shit every single time and just say, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah, sorry.

Yeah, okay, okay. This is an air outside of the girls are talking about her panic attacks and she's like, Sorry, sorry, yeah, sorry. Yeah, okay, okay. So then, Eric outside of the girls are talking about her panic attacks. And she's like, oh my god, she's like, blah blah blah blah. She's not having a panic attack, she's like, blah blah blah. Yeah, because yeah, because sand of all things, Tom thinks that basically that Lala gets like a lot of attention from Rand. And so since Rand isn't around, she's not getting the attention so she's feeling anxiety

and Sheena she know who just had this lovely scene with Lala at the top episode episode in that pool where it's like I'm here for you forever she immediately has like I think like no offense but like the group has been like up her ass and turning her like she can do no wrong like even Post so And she's like no, but like even before that like even before that I've ever been up her ass and no one's just gonna say like everyone's been up Her ass because she has a peach dating a rich guy who could possibly get them an extra job one day Yeah, and Kristen says on that makes very little sense to me as usual because I am hyper sensitive to everyone And if I knew you were ever upset, I'd be up your ass

She mean that like like she's sensitive to everyone's like emotional needs So she will always be there to comfort someone if you feel it's someone. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's bullshit That's okay, Kristen. Okay. Yeah, you ever need me. I'm so up your ass. I'm like have you seen Oh Also like Kristen you're purposely excluding someone and trying to like take their entire career away and Come on. Let's like yeah, while you like dangle yourself like at the end of the table yelling Mariposa. So, she now we get the real, the real axe that she now has to grind.

She's like, I mean, last night when we went to the club, like, you know, I like, I wasn't the one that Lala wanted to make out with, like, not that I cared because I was too busy sending SnapTras.rom and when she wasn't responding to her, which was like kind of crazy because like, Robert responded by SnapTras in like seven minutes or less. But anyway, when Lala needs her, her like needs me like I'm there for her

But like I guess like I'm not gonna not to be made out with when she's drunk. Okay That was beautiful that that was her explanation and it's also so hilarious that she is now this self-aware person that she knows It does even if she doesn't know what it is the camera people know what it is because every time Lala made out with somebody the cameras Immediately moved over to catch Tina's reaction. And Tina was so upset every time. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie, that's so push. Yeah.

But you know what though, there is, I believe that there is something to it because like, Lala comes and like is like, oh my god, like we're besties, sheesh, sheesh, sheesh, sheesh, but then when they're all partying, she only wants to be like fun and silly with the other girls and not with Sheena. Well, it's because the other girls don't like Sheena, so she's just doing whatever the other girls want. Right. She'll be nice to whoever.

She'll be nice to James if the other girls aren't around. She'll be nice to Billy Lee if no one else is around. It's only when everybody else is around that she's nasty to everybody, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's typical mean girl, you know, and I feel for around that she's nasty to everybody, you know. Yeah. Yeah. It's typical mean girl, you know, and I feel for her that she's that insecure, that she wants to be like in with those girls, but it is what it is. And I'm not boggling your anxiety bullshit, especially when you treat people like that.

Yeah. Focals? That's true. It's true. So, Katie walks into her hotel room and they're a bunch of like rose petals and Cheetos and junk food I mean, damn there is Cuz you know Tom number two is like okay Get her some of her favorite snack foods and then maybe we'll line those up to the bed

Cuz she really likes snacking in bed and they put I mean they just dumped shit all over I'm just impressed that they didn't have like a pool of ranch in there don't shit all over. I'm just impressed that they didn't have like a pool of ranch in there. I have a problem. I was probably almost done next. Yeah. Tom goes, I'm going to seduce Katie with two of her favorite things, music and junk food. I feel like that's like not a nice thing to say on camera about your wife. I know because Katie's always so worried about it. Katie does not have a weight problem. We just are in a bikini and she looks great, but she's got that in her head or whatever that she's have a weight problem. We just saw her in a bikini and she looks great, but she's got that in her head or whatever that she's got a weight problem.

And so he makes a lot of junk food for Katie. Hello. I know. It's like Hansel and Gretel. So Katie walks and she's like, I'm speechless, really, really. And Tom has like a range for this violinist to hide in the bathroom until he like says the code word which is meow So he's like no no no no and Katie is like what the fuck with my husband right now and The violinist comes out and is playing air on a G string, which I think is like the most appropriate like classical song

Never played for this group air on a G string. It's basically the story of like Jackson's love life. I can't believe you knew what that song was. You go boy. It's a super, it's, it's, it's a super famous classical composition. And the reason why I know it is. I recognize it. I just didn't know the name of it.

Well, the reason why I knew it is because when growing up, we had the yellow submarine soundtrack. And in some of the score it samples Aaron and G string and I was like I like that part mom and so my mom told me it's Aaron and G string and I just always remembered it. Well there you go. Yeah I love it. You see you learn something every Vanderpump rules recap.

I feel like the Vanderpump rules version would be here on a G string but that's fine. Yeah so Tom to baby talks her a lot He's like, I've been collecting you and now my name is Tom won the world's greatest lover and then they fucking the bed of diabetes Okay, so Kristen crying on the balcony and to oh she's not crying. She's just tired But it's a balcony is crying The balcony is crying the balcony He's crying. He's crying. He's crying.

He's crying. The bell's gonna be. He's crying. Please get this fucking wannabe mariposa off of me. Who the seagulls are crying? They're like, oh god, here comes a cock-haw girl again. She thinks she's one of us. That stupid bitch.

The seagulls and the butterflies are like, okay, let's stop our feud. Let's join forces to get rid of this bitch because she's trying to claim both of us. And you know what, if this war between us us continues we're all gonna be destroyed by her because obviously in case anyone didn't know there is a war between sequels and butterflies there is now yeah um my post up so then she's texting Ariana. She's like, I fucking tired. I'm a boob. You left a lasting impression with her by making you out. You're just gonna leave me.

Like next thing I know you guys are gonna be scissorsing. I'm like, don't put it past her. Yeah. You know she's done it before she'll do it again. Patterns. Ariana's like, my friendship with Christine is like a garden. You plant a seed and you water it sometimes and you're like, not paying attention to it and then all of a sudden, and you go out and you just have zucchini. I'm like, that is such garden privilege. I have never been able to grow anything like that.

Okay, Ariana, so sorry. I don't think a bit more like when you put a potato when a jar of water and then you forget that it's there. And then before you know it, there's like, roaches all over it. You know, it's got like big, long, stringy, weird hair and you don't understand how this can happen to a potato. I think of it like when you put an onion,

I have like a little bowl of my counter and it's like my onion bowl. Like I put onions in there or like garlic or whatever. And you put an onion in there and then like you forgot about and you keep getting new onions. And so the original onion never gets used. And finally you're like, I'm gonna cook something. And I'm gonna use that original onion and you keep getting new onions and so the original onion never gets used and finally you're like I'm gonna cook something and I'm gonna use that original onion and you pick it up and it has like it's grown like a stock out of its butt and it's sort of like

squishy like oh dude bro you're destroying my onion okay said then we got an onion we go over the shina brushing her teeth which is the funniest fucking thing so sheina brushing her teeth, which is the funniest fucking thing. So she's brushing her teeth while Lala's in bed with her bottle in her like teet, her towel-torban thing. And she's just watching Sina and she's like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Vala looks like she's so annoyed because she really is brushing her teeth very loudly, which I don't think I've ever said that about anybody before. Yeah. Um, so Lala's like this is not good. I was like oh my gosh, she's gonna yell at she know about brushing her teeth like that. I can't wait and she's like we have to go to the fucking airport. Yeah. And she was like ah, I, as I anxiety, would you like to make out with somebody that's not me? Because there's like, like literally a million people that you could be

ignoring me for right now without making it happen? I was like, actually, yes. Um, she was like, are you still super anxious? Having to fly commercial is tough. I know. And I was like, yeah, that part is killing me. Yeah. So they're packing up and Kristen tells us, she's like, I feel like the strip's really like showing how much of grown. Like, Sion Art and Nuddy Kristen and hello, Mariposa Kaskol! Koko, and then like while she's like proclaiming

her like new Mariposa personality, you see her like rummaging through her back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so rummaging to rebelling. Oh, I'm sorry I was scared of you. Come back to me. Babe, babe. I'm over here, babe. Babe, least Evander pump is the most manipulative moth I've ever seen, babe. You know what? That moth sounds like it speaks British. I bet it used the word

nip the only people that were the use the word nip are British people and mods I think it's a well-known fact that the only people who say poor creature is also moths oh hi honey come on sit on my finger like like I'm sit on my Thing like a very post so very post so everybody would a miracle worker I have now that I've been watching animal Facebook videos not it is coming But did you see that no cuz you froze on TV party? It is literally coming down to me as I talked to it Is it really are you really just came up? It's instead on my finger, but it came down to the camera. I want to see it okay I'm Don't call it. Well, maybe they'll see it on crap. What did moths respond to what?

Usually when I want to attract animals I talk like this hello come here Founding dulcy tones of rondle seriously, I'm like a Mara poster right now and you like care about a moth instead Seriously, I'm like a Mara poster right now and you like care about a moth instead. Seriously, seriously I'm back you're embarrassing me from my friend Moth is not having it moth is like if you really cared about me turn off that damn camera and give me some real attention I want that moth to come to me one time tonight. Okay Come to me baby Okay, so Come to me baby come to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Linda West Tiffany Blake Austin militia Carol Wendy Tom Katie. Yes, I do have a free name militia. I can see your something about that Lisa can Erica Jessie Jamie and Amy

Mikey Lisa. I felt like it sounded like the widest kid party at Peter Piedder pizza ever. It's like say him, Bob, Mike, Joe. Logan and Golyn. When she's like, hey, do you want to come? He's like, uh, like Tom and Tom, you got them? No, Jax. Yeah. Tom, Tom, and Tom, and Tom, and I know some times there's some a little bit of Erica on the the side a little bit of Jessica by my side a little Pretty you're doing LuMamba again. Oh, damn it You're doing mom number five again. Donnie. Yeah, she literally by the way, she literally said Malaysia Maybe she maybe she said Melissa, but it sounded like Malaysia to me like she has a friend in Malaysia

Maybe she maybe she's in Melissa, but it sounded like Melissa to me like she has a friend in Melissa. Oh So Britney's like I got sheen is mama on there too Now I have to ask this and I'll ask this again, even though I've asked it before She invite Jessica and Joanne and Judy and P.E.L.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E. Yeah invite her. You know what you do? You invite her even though you're mad at her because guess what? In like 15 years from now when you're thinking it back on your first wedding and you'd be like, damn, I wish my mom was there to see me be happy with Brittany before I ruined her marriage. Yeah, stopping a dick, Jack's. Yeah, it's your mother. Yeah, and by the way, um, Jack's is like, uh, stressing out because there's so many people, you know, and then Brittany's like, well, I don't know about your mama

I know about this. No James Kennedy. Thanks for sure And he's like, uh, okay, yeah, I don't want him. You don't want him to DJ for you. Just kidding I'm just like, well, what about Billy lately? She's never done anything to me. I really like Billy Lee and he's like no No, hell no. I don't even know her, okay? And I don't like how she acts to my friends. Yeah, he says, I don't want any hiccups, only farts, okay? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. So, once again, doing my least favorite thing

when people act like they're doing a big fucking favor by inviting you to something you have to take a gift to. Yeah, fucking exactly. So now we go back to Los Angeles and James Recal and Billy Lee are at Vandipum Dogs, home of many scandals. And James and Recal are gonna be having a puppy party or as he says, it's a puppy party get it.

And I was like, I actually did not. And then it took me like a few seconds to be like, oh, I guess he was saying paw, tea. Yeah, he was saying par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, par, do it, but do it. We even got to have a tasting party for the your death. I can't do it. It's for dogs. I just like the hip-synch or derbs. Yeah. Oh, James and Raquel is so excited about this stupid party. She's like, because you know that she thinks this is the most brilliant idea of her. Like, okay, they're gonna, no one will invite us to their party. So let's have our own party, our own party that they can come to.

Like, they're advising you out. Yeah, and there'll be puppies there, because everyone likes puppies, and clearly, Lisa Vanderpump will be able to get behind a puppy agenda, so they'll have to come. That's like their big plan. And then the only is like, so my plan is that I want to do a white party brunch and it's gonna be sir's first white party I'm like, um, I think the entire show is a white party. Have you? Have you seen it? Sir is a never ending white party.

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And then you also said terrible things to her boyfriend. So finally, she was like, you know what, fuck you. See the show, no, you can never take anyone's side because they've all done something wrong. Yeah, it's weird though that your alliances can flip so much because usually I'm team Billy Lee in this fight. Yeah, and usually team James, but James seems like he's fucked up the whole time and he's trying to get people to shoot with him when he was told that he's not allowed to be fucked up anymore. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a little tired of this.

Yeah. But also it's episode 18 and this show should have been done like six weeks ago. Like let's face it. Okay. You're not, you don't need to have 24 episodes a year. Okay. Sorry. Love you. Love your show.

Yeah. Although I enjoyed this episode. So now we have like a tricky, monical moment, although I'm pretty sure it was like Erica Jane because it was like Oh And then I'm better than this I thought it was having that's what I wrote Who knows I mean, it took me a lot more to me as like a raging dam in my head. You know, that's probably not the way the song goes at all.

Yeah. So La La shows up at the store, or she's bringing like a bikini top sort of thing. Like, or I don't know, it was like, there's just like, extreme, is that a halter top, crop top, whatever it is. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't think it was so bad. What the hell? But it was basically like, it was like a very exposed mid-riff. It looked like, I don't know. Yeah, I didn't think it was so bad with the hell, but it was basically like it was like a very Exposed midriff it looked like I don't know so whatever Hello the boobs hang out of the uniforms at sir, okay, they have to tape the uniforms to their bodies. It's sir Yeah, so I don't want to hear Lisa like what does this a brother? Yes, it is a brothel. We all know it's a brothel stop trying to fucking trick us all the time

And since when are you telling women they can't look like those you You force them to look like Hose every other day of the week. Yeah. So, um, Jackson, Sandivall are bartending and Jackson's like, Oh, man, I haven't had a solid poop in four days. And like, well, remember that tap water you got at the bar? So, yeah, no one, I guess they all had it because no one can poop because no waiter is going to pay for a bottle of water I'll tell you that right now. We know what a racket that is. Yeah, so They all have it so they all talk about their poop for a while Katie's talking a lot. She's like how is your poop?

And I literally have the shits Like, this is great. I feel like there I think you know I'm surprised that they almost seem to angry about it because I feel like in LA think, you know, I'm surprised that they almost seem angry about it. Cause I feel like in LA when you get like the shits, it's like, oh my God. Great news. I have diarrhea. I'm so happy.

I'm like, I'm gonna lose like four pounds right now. I know. It's like the best diet ever. I like, we'll eat my fingernails hoping to get something. Yeah. It's like, I have people say, I literally have had people say, I'm like, oh man. I, but I'm saying things like these guys are saying like man I have like things are going right through me people say oh my god congratulations

Yeah, no kidding we're in LA, you know, it's like you eat raw chick you eat chicken tartar on purpose here and just pray You know chicken tart on a prayer the news So um Tom's hand of all still bartending at sir and it's like what are you doing here Tom like you own a bar now and Basically what he wanted to say was like yeah, but I get tips here because when I show I don't get tipped for being an owner I just have to stand there for free on my yeah exactly So then to Tom number two arrives at Tom Tom. He's like, Leo missed you. You're my family. Gosh, I'll never abandon you again. And I really hate when people at restaurants say we're like a family, it just makes me crazy. It's always

made me crazy at every restaurant ever. If I'm your family, then stop forcing me to get you water. Yeah, because I would never ever do that with my sister. Really? Get it yourself. And Brittany, meanwhile, she walks over to Jack's down at Sir, and she's like, I'd like to have two strawberries. And he's like, OK, I'll make a... No, no, no, those are my friends.

I want to put them on the list. Strawberry, one, strawberry, two. Honey. She is really like a mama at a cracker barrel today. I don't know what's gotten into Britney. Like Britney, we just saw your personality five minutes ago. Okay. It's like totally different today. So. So then who else comes She's like, hi. Three tests, three is nine. She's like, hi, is Christopher Robin working tonight? So Jackson Brit, we're gonna have a puppy shower to celebrate Graham in our family. He's our family. I'm gonna lie, what the fuck is it?

You can see Jack's is like, I drive a beer cooler and I'm confused by this. Yeah, Jack's gets like the like Coke worry eyes. He's like, thwink, it's like you just heard match potato bar. It's like that's someone just said his trigger word, you know. He's like, thwink. And he's like, what the fuck is a pop,

he's like, what the fuck is a puppy shower? She's like, you, whoo, whoo, there's nothing going on up there. Like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Jacks, you have never said one sentence correctly. Yeah. You're not really one to be throwing stones in this house of grandma.

Yeah. Jacks is like, I hate to say this because you look so sad, but it was just you I would go, but it's I can't. I can't go into James to do some of James and bring his like, yeah, I don't feel comfortable going to James house. And I think it was in here that we get a reminder of what like the terrible thing that James did, which is that he, he like said two lines from his, like he made some, like, he, like, freestyle two lines of mentioning faith in one of his shows.

It's like a fucked faith, yeah. Yeah, and like it's like the biggest crime that has ever been set, Brittany, even though it's her fiance who actually did the act and James is just merely... It is not her fiance. It is her fiance! Thank you.

Thank you for clarifying that. I have to because she just says it crazy or every time. When we were in Phoenix, over the weekend, it was like very hard for me to knock up to every cactus I saw and go, where and guy, yay, yay, yay. So, Jackson's like, no. And he goes, you know what? He hasn't even been a rat here for three months. And it feels great. Like, look around. Like no one, you know, no one's no one's upset. Everyone's happy. Like, Jackson's like no, and he goes, you know what? He hasn't even been a rat here for three months. And it feels great. Like look around. Like no one, you know, no one's upset. Everyone's happy. Like everyone's been happy without him here.

And you know, I maybe go if it was just you because you have like really sad eyes right now, but like no, no, no. And Brittany has gotten really good at being a bitch for Jackson. I don't want you to think I don't love you, but I wouldn't feel comfortable. And then Raquel tells us she's like I found it at least Britney with a girl.

Come. Jack's like so she leaves all dejected and sad which is just so mean you know. Right. I don't know and I don't know what the way to do it is but he's like no you're still iced out because I said so. Yeah it's just uh. Poor Raquel I just want to pet her hair like it's okay, Rital. So then Lisa, they... That girl's probably been padded on the head more than like a buzzer on, let's make a deal. You know, or like a buzzer on with someone.

Whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, boom! What's that one? Press your luck. Yeah, press your luck. She's been padded on the head more than about my, press your luck. Yeah, press your luck. He's been added on the head more than about my press your luck back girl so um I was just trying desperately to think of like a good like whammy joke in regards to rick l But I just couldn't do it

We're having a really shower. We're having a whammy shower. No whammy is rick l no whammy's And then she leaves and backs is like congrats on your new puppy though oh gosh such an asshole so the Vanderpump walks in and Lala's like hello and Lala's like hello queen Vanderpump and she's like Lala what What are you? Not wearing! I'm wearing! Yeah! And Lala goes, you're welcome. I don't see a pussy bow on you, this doesn't make sense. You need a sword t-shirt, this is a restaurant, not a strip global!

Although we do have a good strip steak get it now get that tartar and a ramican please so Lala's like that they bounce me out I'm sorry it bounce you out but you need to put some clothes on nippy Russell so um too soon So sorry, I was thinking about nipsy Russell. Oh, not nip not nipsy hustle. Oh, okay Sorry, okay, I'll meet the slam. I know people are very sensitive. I wasn't being mean. I'll per I wasn't even talking about nipsy I'm saying too soon because nipsy Russell still do to our hearts. You know one time fun fact Back when I was an intern in 1998 I wrote an elevator with nipsy Russell and Charlie Rose. Hahaha.

Well, there you go. Memories, memories of being an intern, the things you wind up, the rooms, the elevators you wind up in. And you're in single tier. So she sees Billy Lee and she's like, hello, Billy Lee Lee, you look happy. And she's like, oh yeah, we're doing, you know, so for

bronze we're doing a white party. And she goes, yes, I'm sad today. I have a, oh, girl. So Billy was like, oh, well, I thought I'd be fine if James could, James could be the DJ. I don't know about that, she's like but long like I mean And Malala was the one who I came in like that crazy and she gets her like crazy mad eyes when Billy Lee gets mad She gets like really her eyes get really big and

Vanderpump Vanderpump's like well, I've made so many allowances Vanderpump's like, well, I've made so many allowances. Four Jamesy Wainsy. And she tells us, I told James, if he ever wants to come back here, he has to stop drinking completely. And he hasn't. And for the evidence, they used the clip of him finally admitting that he had one beer with his good old dad. Yeah, stupid dad.

Yeah, I don't think anyone's under the impression that James has only had one beer. Yeah, so Billy starts to Protest she's like I think it's pretty ridiculous that James at least a van of pump is like I actually don't care what you think right now So I prefer you get to know that you Jay my dad suggest DJ Rosio You can you should see how she spins a shoe You should see how she spins a shoe you should see how she spins a saucer But James is such an amazing energy It's like I don't go and then Lala who senses that Billy Lee is getting in trouble just

Trades in she's now wearing a t-shirt, but she's like tuck the t-shirt like under her thing So it's like showing just as much skin as before the shoulders are Are covered now. She's like um hey to break this up. Um is this better? Is this better? Sorry who you talking to some lame ass hostess? Yeah, and Billy Lee's eyes get really big. She's so mad She's like hugging hugging the menus like you know she wants to hit Lala with those minions and then Lala is like thank you and believe these like I don't know how she gets to run around here half naked at work and I've been through so much in my life and she makes me feel like shit but James brings amazing energy and Lisa's like no I'm gonna go crazy I'm so fucking pissed off and she's like

don't use that language with me miss Billy I you. You were just Billy Lee when you first started working here, and now you're Billy Lee La! So Billy goes stomping off and the savveter pump, uh, the savveter follows her and she's like, you do not talk to me that way, okay? Who do you think you are? Chef Joe? I don't care whether you're fighting someone else's cause, you do not talk to me like that.

You use the F bomb. Oh, I only accept the S bomb as in knock you spark out, right, Ken? I'll knock her spark out. Especially when you are holding this in your hand. And she grabs the menu, she says you are holding this. A stained velvet oversized map to the two cheese balls. It's what we call a menu so you can juice if you want crazy angelatas or some salmon. Now I'm going to say this once and I'm going to never say it again. Business business, Manila Overleap, Manila Overleap.

Good day, man. I was reading some water. I had to agree with you. And that's just what you want. It's for me to just shut up and agree with you. And you're just like, yes, now you've got it. The perfect. Well done, Billy. Well done.

Go, go get them. So Brittany and Shina are over at the deal. Trust you refrigerator. And she's like, I am about to go out. And Brittany's like, I'm going to go out. Brittany and Shina are over at the deal trusty refrigerator. And she was like, I am a ratchalam. And Brittany's like, I'm always healthy side. But I would like to go over there and just keep Jackson trouble. Yeah. She was like, well, you know, when we got off the airplane, like, while you guys were in your Uber zone, the way to West Hollywood,

old home was already at my apartment. Yeah. As soon as the plane landed, he was like, on my work. was already at my apartment. Yeah, I was playing with it. He was like, oh my work! I mean, I was like, you didn't return my Facebook, so my SS, my tweets, my LinkedIn, and I'm like, that's something, like I'm on top of him, and then he's like, whoosh! And he got out of there, and like, he got on the ground, and like, next to you, and he's like, I'm like, fumble all the ground, because I got it, Charlie Horse, because I was like, fumble all the time, I don't like, of course, I'm gonna take a video of him, and he's gonna get Charlie Horse, and he's gonna have to make it up by floor. Ah! I mean, like, his muscles were hard, but it's like myself. I was like to like of course I'm gonna take a video of them when he's gonna get early Or something that's making up my floor. I mean like his muscles were hard, but it's like myself

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Cheers Lesson to be learned. Just be fake so you can be on camera and be with friends who don't like you. Yeah, maybe that'll teach a lot of all to make out for me next time. It's like, uh, you're on the wrong fight right now, stupid. So Billy Lee, of course, is like, AHHHHH! She gets really upset because she's being excluded again.

Yeah, um, and she's like... She's really upset. She says to she know, I hope you stand up for me because like I've stood up for you nonstop when they've talked shit about you and you've been the outcast and you know that. So I hope you stand up for me and you can tell she was like, yeah, I totally, I'll tell her to sit up for you. So she does like I know you do it so much better. I try to do it every time I try to do it. I do it. It makes you laugh.

I just don't like the helicopter that's being powered down. So somehow Billy Lee marches over to Brittany. Billy is doing a lot of marching from room to room this episode. She's like getting all her steps in. Yeah, I'm wondering if Billy Lee really thought she was marching from room to room this episode. She's taking all her steps in. Yeah, I'm wondering if Billy Lee really thought she was like a main cast member this year. She's probably shot a bunch of scenes. Yeah. She's probably so pissed when she watches this

and they've cut her pretty much out of everything that she's not having like a total fit in, you know. So she tells, she goes to Brittany and I was like, oh my, I heard you don't want to invite me to your party and Brittany to soften the blow. Brittany's like, no, no, it's not bad. I don't want to invite you. It's just that like we have only so many spaces in Strawberry and anyone in the Strawberry and you two are coming. And you know, it's just that like whenever I talk

to Jack's about it, he just doesn't think you're an un, you just doesn't think you're a trustworthy person. That's all, it's nothing personal. We just think you're a terrible person. is nothing personal. We just think you're a terrible person. So like suicide, suicide, suicide. Yeah. Yeah. And then she tells us when it comes to $75 to play, listen, Jack's put the ax on it. You know that Jack's like literally put ax on it. You know, it's my thing. Don't say we don't want fighting Billy Lee and Billy Lee is like It's not like me and change your couple, okay? It's like he's not my brother He's not my like best friend. He's my coworker. I support him and Brittany's like yeah, but I feel like there's so much tension

And people you're having problems with and my bridesmaids and I just don't want to Yeah, and so and Billy Lee's, I have so much love for you. Like, why is she not including me? So you know, it's funny because earlier in the girls' night, earlier in the year, when she was like, you didn't include me in girls' night. Like, you know what, this is not being included right now. They're actively not-

Yeah, this is not- This is what it is. Congratulations, you've made it now. God, yeah, these girls are horrible. And looking, when it was that situation, I was actually kind of on Billy Lee's side, because that isn't cool, you know, and they could have been more sensitive.

I don't need to go like into a full conversation. No. But now, like, look, you made your bed, you had your fight with Lala, and now they've officially excluded you. So I actually was on Billy Lee's side. They were in big. In this case, I was on Billy Lee's side,

because I felt like, I don't know, I just thought it was like pretty mean and she looked like She was like really hard broken. She wasn't she didn't like end-of-fight She just was like asking like to be like why am I not invited and then she like left in tears being like Engage when you don't find I'm terrible for her Yeah, I did you and my problem with this whole season is the Jack season where he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants because he's acting like he's a better person for five minutes. So now he gets to recast the entire show. He gets to say who's coming, who's not because he's pretending that he's having some real

fucking wedding. And now that's his plot for the season. And now it looks like we're going to have to see this through next season too. Do we have to see this through next season to do we have to see this through next season to enough. Nobody cares about these two yokals getting married, okay? They're just defaking it anyway for the ads and the Instagram likes no one's buying this shit. Okay, so let's drop it and stop letting Jack's producer fucking show.

He's on it because he's a dirt bag. Okay, let's go back to being a dirt bag. Okay, because he sucks at producing shows. And then what happens is that after Billy Lee storms off, Brittany goes, man, I had to sign Navita Recails party and tell Billy she wasn't a fat Warren Gage and party, this is the worst day ever. Yeah, for you.

You just fucking hurt the feelings of two really nice girls, you jackass. So I guess, I guess this is worse than that time you found out that jacks slept with faith, huh? You are never gonna be invited to a Britney party again, Ben. I guess this really is the worst day ever, huh? Well, it stays like this and I'm very proud of us for making Britney Hodor on our real housewives. Our Vandipump, our West or us rules. They got Instagram. Yeah, so now Rikkel though Rikkel is she is like the marvelous miss Rikkel and she is not going to go down without a fight

So she walks up to Tom Tom and she finds shorts and Stasi and shorts like Rikkel is not just like get this bitch out of my face and Rikkel is basically like um, so out of my face and Rick Hell's basically like um so I'm really happy to see you guys. I've been working my times tables and I'm like really thinking that this is gonna be the year and I get to go to the ice cream social so um in all of that I want to have a puppy shower and I want to see if you guys want to come. It's just like what is that? It's like a baby shower but it's for puppies because we love ground so much He's like family as tossies like baby showers are for babies before they're born This is like I've never heard of a puppy shower literally

Never like I've even I even have magnetic poetry and I have the words puppy and shower And I've literally never even put them together in my fridge. Okay, that's how much I don't know. And Stasi's like, uh, uh, Stasi's like, uh, please tell me there is not a puppy shower flyer. And she's like, yeah, it's gonna be so fun. We're gonna like have games like dog, doggo, which is like bingo, but with dog Painted out on the puppy Give the job to Shelley turn. I don't know what that is, but to retool me. It's a really fun game We're gonna get all the puppies together. We're gonna do shots

So Stasi's like Yeah, look I would literally start by arm on fire before going to a puppy shower okay it's like no i'm not going to james's puppy shower but thanks rickell's like i just thought we could put the past you put that behind us for the day in celebrate gram it's like rickell who is gram by the way i don't know they're a little adopted puppy but i can just's imagined like, Rakeel doesn't even know Graham is. She's just been told that's a party for crackers.

Yeah, she does. So um... It's practice with like family, they're me. Server Kells, like I just see porn and James and you do because I'm around him more and sauce is like um yeah you sound like the woman who wants an AmeriCharles Manson. And I in my mind I was like writing the note like um I don't even know who that I was like writing the note like I don't even know who that is and then Rick L goes I don't even know who that is I was like wait wait I don't know who Charles Manson is no no I was imagining that Rick L was gonna say I was like I'm

gonna joke that's like I don't know who that is then she goes I don't know that is I was like okay yeah Rickell is golden because you can never out work out, R'Kell. You know, R'Kell is pretty shocking. I mean, she's topped herself and almost every episode. Bless her heart. Is that Tom Sandevol's band? No, that's Charles McMansion. So then Vander Promp has over at the bar.

I was like, Tom, what are you doing here? You have a business, business. You have a mountain of Manila Come let's see yes they have lined up to the bar next door yet all right Tom Let me make this easy for you Time to become a man Tom I'm a real cow woman Tom

John sand of all I brought you a Torah for you to read from cuz today you become a man All right give me your little nippy nippy tapros nippy nippy am a right man Did you just say nippy nippy at least a van the pub the flaming nippy? so so Lisa so Lisa and and stand-up all had like first of all stand-up all has like dude I like grew up here and sir like I was like a child and I grew up here and I had issues my my I had a crazy girlfriend had fights back there and girl accused me of having sex over here and here I am so they go upstairs to my DNA is like on the walls here like I'm sure it is why should you be any different I'm sure everyone who works there has DNA all over those fucking walls

Never take a black light to that place. Yeah, so Lisa and SantaVal go up to Tom Tom and they meet up with the Schwartz And Lisa has this whole weird speech. I was like, I'm not writing this down because this is I don't know what she's getting at She's like in business business about commitment and commitment is about investment and commitment sides with the sea and investment sides with an eye and together spell CI and that could be letters that are worth any word like like C. C's pizza, which is a wonderful establishment. I didn't know how they start their establishment with money. Do you get what I'm getting at? He's like, yeah, I love money. I spent a lot of it on Snickers that I made a little pathby out of for Katie the other day. It's really romantic. But your checks, she does. And both of your checks bounced Tom.

And she's like, the sand of all's worked. But I guess Tom number two gave her two checks. Maybe he gave her one from one bank and one from another bank. And he doesn't work. He goes. Oh, yeah, no, that bank account is closed. You should told me you were going to cash it. I'm like, you should have kept track of the fact that you sent out a check for like $50,000 or whatever it was, $100,000. And didn't you notice that your balance never went down by $100,000? Yeah.

My God. So Tom is like, this is my $100,000. Yeah. My God. So Tom is like, this is my good luck, dude. I'm like, and this is coming from the guy who is wearing velvet polka dots over a C3 silk shirt at the pool today. So this is, this is from the guy who spent $20,000 on a single use side card motorcycle. So Tom's like, I'll take care of it. Gosh. And Tom's like, I don't think I'm then about 50 grand, bro. So in the front, James James is there to car. This scene was very much like so ridiculous. I don't know why James is so ridiculous today, but I normally

love James and today I'm like shut up James. He pulls up in this car and he's like blaring rap and every time. Oh, that's his music. Yeah. Oh god. No wonder I wrote every time it's like some white guy rap blaring out of speaker. It's him. So yeah, so we're Kelly gets in the car.

And they're like, they're such like in that moment, they look such like small time crooks, like just trying or like in those movies, like the two people who are just trying to get into high society, like just trying, or like, or like in those movies, like the two people who are just trying to get into high society, like desperate, it reminds me of like Bill Pullman and whoever she was, like in ruthless business, ruthless people, I'm sorry, ruthless people. Routhless people, you know, like spying on spying people, trying to get the dirt, you know, like this, or like a manda plumber and what's his face and pulp fiction, you know, like trying to rob the restaurant like just like that.

James knows that no one will come if he does it. So he makes her kill do it. He's just like waiting down the street. He's waiting in front of hamburger heaven and his stupid car blaring his own music. So he comes up, he's like, said, had it good, babe. And she's like, not that great, but they won't come because of you. And then my aunt Sassy and she said no. Dreda, because of you. Again.

And he's like, did you try to sell it, babe? Did you tell him there's gonna be aren't cheap, they aren't cheap. And she's like, I don't even understand what a flyer is. Is it like a fly? I don't get it. So James is like, well, they're missing out. This puppy pot is going to be amazing. And I don't understand why they don't want to come to my puppy pot too. Why don't they want to come to a puppy potty? Screw them! Screw them!

You are uninvited to my puppy potty. This isn't recal- recal- recal. Screw them. You are uninvited to my puppy potty. Susan, Rickel, Rickel, say, yeah, but I'm kind of make friendships with these people. And they want nothing to do with me because of you. Like, Rickel, the only connection you have to them is through him. Go make your own friends, take a class somewhere. You don't get to just walk onto a TV show and like take everyone's friends. If you're going to date James, date James,

if you're just going to be on the show to be on the show, date Peter, okay? Lord knows he could do something. I am trying to make friends outside of this group. I sent a friend request, this guy named Charles Manson, they were talking about. He's supposed to be pretty cool. It's got a bit of a cue mating.

Yeah. So yeah, James is like, no, come into my puppy party. He's winning some weird fight in his head and speeds off, and then as they drive off she goes, Okay, whose Charles Matson? Only this fucking show. Yeah, exactly. Well everyone, thanks so much for listening.

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