Watch What Crappens - PumpRules Reunion 3 Part One: Shocking Twit

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. This is the first of a two part recap. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Peepee-pee-pee-pee-pee heads! Welcome to Watch What Happens, everybody! Well, hello poopy heads, poopy poop face, poopy heads. Welcome to Watch What Happens, everybody. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hi Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, welcome to your show. Oh my God, welcome to your show. Guys, thank you so much for being here.

It's a late night recording over here for the big Vanderpump rules. Bumshell of old bumshales. How are you feeling, Ben? What are your immediate reactions? Are you okay over there? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you doing okay over there? The lack of shock I'm feeling is a little disheartening.

I was hoping that I was gonna be a little bit more shocked. I mean, Tom Sandivall's a piece of shit. Shocker. Wow. He's even more of a piece of shit than we thought. Five minutes ago. I'm pretty much. But not that shocking, but guess what? Great ending, very violent, very emotionally violent ending to a season. But before we do that, we are going back on tour. This is our last recap, not being in front of a live audience for a couple of days, because guess what? I know.

No, that's not true. Top Chef is coming out. We're going to be in San Diego on Friday, and we are going to be doing the season pull meal of real housewives of Orange County, which was pretty good as well. I don't know if you had a chance to watch that, but I haven't seen it yet.

I'm going to watch it. Why good? Why good? So we're going to be there in San Diego doing that live on Friday night, and then the following week we've got a three show week. We're gonna start on Thursday in St. Paul. We will be doing Real Housewives of New Jersey there.

Then in Chicago, Illinois, we'll be doing, we said, what did we say, Ben? Orange County, I believe. Orange County and then the next night in Chicago, Illinois, we'll be doing Vand- Oh no, the next night in Columbus. Columbus, Ohio on June 6th, kind of fucking this all up. Sorry everybody.

It's okay. On June 17th, we're going to be in Columbus, Ohio doing the Vand-a-pump rules. Secrets revealed. So first time we're ever gonna do a secret revealed because seems like a pretty good time to start Yeah, well, we just want to like squeeze every drop of the Vanderpump rules What is it? What are we squeezing the drops out of the juice the pain the lemon?

We're gonna squeeze a little more blood out of that orange or whatever the carcum, you know With a preview like they showed how can you not want to cover that? They're like, even that secret revealed, even more betrayal, even more lies. I was like, okay, you guys, we're all feeling a little too much joy right now. Can we just relax? Like, come next week, more betrayals, more lies,

more pain, more lighty tears. It's gonna be great. Yeah, it's gonna be a good one. I'm excited to do that one in Columbus. Me too. And then the following week we're gonna be in Boston, Muscle Tuesday and Vahn. Guess what? We're ending at the Foxwood casino in Kajal. That's gonna be huge. It's gonna be stuff on. So go get your tickets watch at crappens.com. That's also where you will find the

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Okay, so let's get into it, Ben, thoughts, feelings, emotions. Lamb on me. I mean, it was, I became kind of numb, I think midway through. So numb, that kind of like what you said, the big revelation at the end, I was like, okay, you know, like, okay, like that seems part of the course. I mean, I did really appreciate the final revelations. I'm not even gonna say twist because I think we all knew that stuff had happened, but it was more like we got confirmation. So that was great

But now of course this means that I need to see how sand of all is reacting to retell blowing up his spot at the end But I loved I you know, I loved how Ariana just did not fall for anything She just was like fuck you guys even Even when Santa Ball was like weeping. She just kept on doing a lot of this face. She was doing some really great work with bulging eyes and screwy mouth. Like, hmm, not sure I buy that. That's crazy. You're a crazy version. She did a little like some some mic crossing in America, some mic crossing in there. And just was, um, this is I mean, she went in. I was like, yeah, some microssing in America, some microssing in there. And just was...

Dishist. I mean, she went in. I was like, yeah, she was. Yeah, I started my get a fuck. You know, and I, I guess the twist was thinking back on it, you know, because I wasn't, obviously, like we said, not surprised. It wasn't really surprising any of that stuff

that we learned, but I guess the big twist is that ultimately, Recikalvi trade, sand of all, thinking it was going to save her. And, um, sorry, but you're just as dumb as you were the morning you woke up with that idea of lady. I mean, that didn't help, but honestly, didn't help. I mean, at least before you were a cheater, but at least you were loyal to sand of all, nah, you're not even loyal to that scumbag. You know what I mean? I mean, at least before you were a cheater, but at least you were loyal to Sande of all. Nah, you're not even loyal to that scumbag. You know what I mean? I mean, come on, lady, come on.

You're just, by the way, I was gonna say huge credit. Huge credit goes to Shishu, who was relegated to a trailer 100 yards away and spent really the entire episode doing some amazing silent movie work, like just really reacting so well to everything that came her way. Like, bulging eyes, anger, confusion, approval. This was my favorite. They're showing right now. The sun chip work I thought was wonderful. I love a sun chip. Okay. And she really ate it so

dramatically. I mean, look how she's holding that sun chip. I mean, it's like using chopsticks with those fingernails. She's just, she's professionally wielding a sun chip dramatically. Yeah. She is, she's like a private detective in a CBS procedural who is hearing a load of bullshit and is about to crack the case, you know. Hmm. That's an interesting story you may have.

And guess what? I think I know who did commit this murder commercial break. Also one of my favorite Shishu moments happened last week and continued into this week where Shina, who's just given her big testimony, which is, it is impossible for me to hold the fast I cannot even do that the good my pain is like even like I can't even you know I can't even fist bump people like I have to hire five people and then I'll get COVID. It's terrible Okay, so her she gives her whole defense and then we cut to her in the trailer holding a white claw in one hand and then bullying her fist Like an actual face with the other one an actual face an actual white claw like an actual face with the other one an actual face an actual white claw. I

died that was the best that was truly the best don't ever ask somebody on this cast to stand out for you in court they will never come through for you okay don't rob a bank with any of these fucking people please don't okay so let's like dive. So, Raquel is about to come back on set. James is like insane. What a finale. What a finale to the finale isn't this absolutely insane. This is almost like the Imagine Fest, but it's like real fest. This is real fest.

I'm playing real fest. Wiggy, wiggy. Raquel gets in the car to come over in her C-foam infinity dress. So, did you see this stuff online that was pointing out that Rical just keeps wearing the same outfit, but it's done in like 20 different ways, like the infinity dress from Dallas? This C-foam, it's like a toga thing today, but then sometimes it's like a boost day and the toga is tied in different ways.

I mean, we can say what we want about Rical, and we will. But I thought I'd start off on a positive note and say, that girl really knows how to work a budget. So, I'm not sure for that Linnfinity dress, really a pioneer in the moment. Yeah, it wasn't just an infinity dress. It was a Linnfinity dress. It was an L apostrophe infinity dress. That's weird.

We're in a hot. So, Andy's like, okay, well, we've been speaking to everyone but Rick Al. And when they say that, they literally pan to an empty chair, which I was like, that's such a good impersonation. And Andy's like, but now she's here and ready to join us. And she's off doing her sports talk, you know, before the Olympics where they're like, how do you feel? How do you feel? Rick, I'm Jeremiah from NBC. How do you feel going into this competition? You've trained for this your whole life. And she's like,

yeah, but you know, like, I mean, I'm not excited, but I'm ready to confront it, I guess. And her nervous tick, I think, is ankle itch or shoe buckle itch. She's got something where she keeps reaching down to her ankle and itching it and smiling like a fucking idiot, the whole reunion. Yeah, I feel like her nervous tick is evacuating all emotions from her being because she's like strangely non-emotional and like doesn't seem to even realize she's going stepping into a terribly fraught situation. I actually wonder if that's part of her pageant training that you enter like robot mode and you just have to like hit your beats that you have to hit get your bullet points in, hold the surfboard the way you need to hold the surfboard and then make your laps on the stage.

And you just like clear everything out of your brain. I have to say, you know, I think that's, that's, would be a good theory. If we didn't have footage of her actually in Pagence, and that boogie board footage, which I'm sure everybody has seen by now, if you haven't, look it up. Um, she looks terrified, she does not look comfortable.

I believe her, I believed her terror more on that than I do in this, which worries me because I feel like she's gonna, I don't know, I feel like she's like gonna stick her finger in a light socket or you know, like she's gonna see a volcano and be like, oh my God, it's a hole. I'm gonna fall down into it.

Like she's just, she doesn't understand danger. You're walking into a room with Lala Katie and James okay Katie doesn't even do anything today so leave her out of it I tell myself James you're about to walk into a room with James and Lala and Ariana be be afraid please be afraid don't make me be afraid for you that's a lot of responsibility to put on me. And you're making me worried. And I shouldn't have to be worried for you in this. Yeah, she's gonna have a really fascinating

post-Vandiprambrules life where she goes on to all the lesser shows, the ones that are on like, you know, like Oxygen or Wii or TLC, where it's like reality star therapy and stuff. Or like she might even, well well I think Dr. Phil retired, so I don't know if it shows even on, but she'll do some sort of like low rent, maybe some low rent YouTube therapy kind of things

where we're gonna try to dive into why she does seem to be such a sociopath and like lack of a moat. Like, her emotions come out only twice. It's almost like her emotions come out when she's finally is not talking to everyone. But yeah, she's, I can't imagine that she's coming back to the show. I feel like no one would shoot if she comes back.

Well, I think if your factor was around, that would be a good one for her to go on. Because she will like eat, she will swallow a jug of maggots and not even blank. Like the one-minute sphere less. I'm surprised they didn't put her on that Mars show that Tom Schwartz is going on to, you know, like send reality stars to Mars.

I don't even understand really why that's a show in our life, but this is what happens when studios don't pay their writers and they have to go find the sizzle reel from hell that was sent to them and actually make something of it. Mm. So Andy's like, because of the restraining order, she filed against Shina. Shina is now a hundred yards away in her own trailer.

And this is where we get the shot of Shina in her trailer with her white cloth, literally making a fist. And she's wearing a sweatshirt that says, et robae, as all happening. Which I like that Shina has like sequels for her own tag lines. Mm, she just got people going.

Just like that, you know, it's like by Michael Patrick Michael, whatever that guy's name is. This is like her fast 10. Fasten. Yeah, it really does all happen. Which is also kind of a commentary on her fist. Her fist does happen.

She can make a fist. So Andy's like, well, let's bring her out. Rukow, you hear him. A popsicle stick is then ushered out onto the stage and play such a... You really have to make Sarasite can hear him. Wow. So she comes out, Ariana will not look at her and is like, hi, Rikil.

How you doing? She's like, I'm holding up. Okay, what are you holding up? Myself, I'm super embarrassed and not proud of myself. And I know a lot of people in this room an apology Hello, yes Well, we're gonna talk about everything that's been going on But I'm first we need to discuss how we got there

I want to talk to you about the girls trip, the Katie Organize. And then we see- It was an Uber Andy. I got here by Uber today. Okay, Rick Hell, just hold on. Hold on, Rick Hell. We're not there to you yet. Then we see clips of the worst girls trip of all time.

And I've watched pretty much every season of Housewives. So I think that's coming from a knowledgeable place. And then the Oliver make out, and then the Lala, I would never trust you, except my man. And she's like, thank God, then, you don't have a man, then. And then Rickah was like, yeah, I was so uncomfortable on that trip. And the mama was like, but that's your issues, not ours.

All right, all right, all right, all right. This could be a long, long day. So let's start with some light stuff, literal light stuff. Hey, hey, we are surrounded by lights. Oh, I guess that's later. Hey, Lisa, how is the Vegas restaurant business doing? Can they fit 12 angeloms in one tiny restaurant business doing? Can they fit 12?

Angeloms in one tiny restaurant in Vegas. Kids you do it. Oh yes, Andy, yes. It's going so fantastic. People love Parisian gardens filled with giant clocks in them. It is amazing. We've knocked it out of the ballpark. We weren't the only ones hitting all the bases. Get it! Is it too soon? Is it too soon?

It's like, okay, well, we're surrounded today by some sort of awkward alien-looking, fan-de-pumper-lane lighting, Andy. Yes, I love to create, I love to design, I see beauty in everything. After all, I did cast this show. Paris is arguably one of the most beautiful restaurants in Vegas. Arguably is right, man. Yeah. And this is not a real van der Pomp restaurant, unless there's nickel machines blocking every pathway

so nobody can actually walk through this place because I've never been to one of your restaurants that there's a clear pathway through to anywhere. So please tell me that you've got some blockage. Ridiculous, of course, we've got blockage. This is the most beautiful restaurant in all the Las Vegas drip as declared by Rot Iron fixture magazine. And we see some of her,olaine Lisa Vanderpump. I mean, Lisa Vanderpump likes taking glamour and then putting it in like prison torture devices from the 17th, you know, 1700s, you know. It's like a light surrounded by a metal cage

and then wrapped with chains but with crystals on the outside. And a tiny little feather hanging down. Like, the fuck is this supposed to be? This is the most glamorous, oppressed light I've ever seen in my life. She is all about that garden-goddy lifestyle, you know. So Andy's like, okay, well, that's great. We've got a bunch of crazy lights over us. Okay, Raquel. So I thought I saw a real sisterhood and it's the Havasu. I mean, you had a breakdown in the back of a car.

You were hyperventilating and having a panic attack. So what happened? And she's like, well, the difference is they then proceeded to bash me at this dinner at Lake Havasu. And Katie's like, we didn't bash you. We just a little to you. And made you feel like you weren't part of the group.

It's totally different. Lala's like, we did not. We were talking about a comment that you made. And I said, I wouldn't trust you around my man that I saw from a woman with children. And I'm like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Oh my god, shut up. I've already heard from Lala.

Why does this whole thing have to be about Lala? Kim, not Ariana, Yelda, the woman. Can we all get a turn? I feel like Lala is that kid at a party who just keeps the bat and no one else gets the fucking pinata swing, you know? She's like, what, you all got the candy. I wanted to swing at the fucking pinata.

As part of the fun is getting to hit the damn thing, okay? Stop stealing all the swings. Yeah, I think she's definitely the person at the Q&A at a panel discussion who takes the mic and then hogs the mic the entire time to talk about herself. And then it was like, and that's my questions 15 minutes later. So, and he's like, so, Raquel, what did you mean when you said, thank God you don't have a man, Lala.

I'm like, what's the question? It was like an obvious clap-back, Andy. And he was, she's like, I was so drunk. Like, literally, I was so drunk that a clap-back actually came into my head for the first time. Normally, I can't access those. That's how wasted I was. And Andy's like, well, sometimes being drunk,

you speak the truth. What do you think of that? What do you think of that one? I was like, ooh, God, I run that one, Andy. She was telling the truth. While I said, I won't trust you around my man, and she said, well, thank God you don't have one. What is confusing about that?

Now look, Andy's having a rough time. He's going through three reunions this week, and not a one of them is an easy one, okay? He had summer house. That was screaming in the early gold time. He's got real housewives of New Jersey. He's got this one. I mean, the poor guy, but still.

Lizzie Teresa, Lizzie Teresa and Lala, that is quite a slate to have to deal with in one week. And she's like, I'm so shocked. How drunk I got that night. And then we cut to the Shina Cam. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah camera. Okay, hold on. My personality shifted this summer, so I changed. And there was a change in my mindset. And I started to not please everyone. I was only pleasing myself on FaceTime, the sand of all at the at the cany. No, dude, don't say that part. I told you. Yeah, there was a change in my head. I was like I'm sick of being in my own head. I'm gonna seek head somewhere

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I love the rekelle is framing this as like a big moment for it's like I'm doing something for myself finally after all these years of oppression I'm finally standing up and fucking someone else's life partner Where's my parade So um, while I was like yeah, you're screwing people instead that's what you're doing your screwing people ever And instead you started fucking other people's boyfriends and And they're like, yeah, you were fucking my man. And she's like, yeah, I have been a super selfish, Arianna. Selfish does not even cover a bitch.

Diabolical, demented, disgusting, subhuman, annoying to look at, strange in the way that you tap your foot on the floor when you walk, who walks like that, gross, I hate it. Katie's just like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And there he is, like, you need to try and get a better vocabulary to describe your actions,

cause selfish, it just not even cover it. Everybody's, oh yeah. And Rickles, like, well, I feel like my actions are human and that's exactly what they are. I'm only human and all I was like not at all. And Katie goes, that's not human behavior. Okay, just if it watched. Have you ever watched? That's not human behavior.

I mean it is. It's not an excuse to be a human. I mean, it is. It's not an excuse to be a human. Human suck. We poop. Okay. But to be like, that's not human. Having an affair. Randomly fucking people that is not human behavior.

Obviously, I mean, look around. You know what I mean? And especially, you live in LA. So then James is the only good or not. He's like, you're lying to every honest face asking of this. And now I was like, just be quiet, be quiet. And Santa was like, no, I'm not gonna talk now. I was like, no, you be quiet, stupid. And he was like, no, it won't be quiet.

And then they all start yelling at each other. They're yelling, shut up. No, you shut up. No, you shut up. No, you shut up. No, you shut, shut, shut. No, you've been talking the whole time. I said, and I will continue to talk,

because I won't say to say, help the time. I will continue to talk because I won't say. Lala is just standing. I think Lala stands a good 10 times and starts charging it nobody. And then she does that thing where there's like a bodyguard behind her holding her back, but he's not really there. There's no one really there. So she just kind of keeps like struggling like she's about to come for you. Yeah. And he's like, I would like to hear what you both have to say. Lala's like, well, I'm just gonna go first. Okay, to watch both of them act that way, when you're acting and saying the things that you were saying

while fucking each other over with thematics, with thematics. And Sande of all's like, Lala, we weren't fucking first and foremost, we get sex one time. Okay, please put that in the court ledger. He said one time. One time. Just a matter of it was once or a hundred times.

K. And Raquel is at her ankles again. She's just down there, itching those ankles are playing with that shoe buckle or whatever the hell's going on down there. Help the woman with her ankles, you know? And so Lala was like with her ankles, you know? And so Lala was like, oh yeah, you were making loves and he's like, we have sex only one

time at this point. And she said that doesn't matter if it was a hundred times. And he's like, it does not like that. She's like, you crushed the fucking lines. You crushed the goddamn slides. And James is like, what is it? What does he keep saying one time? It's more than one time.

And Andy's just like, my god Melissa, okay? It's your husband who got you set to jail my jack on the reed He's rocking back and forth in the fetal position like a Door from Game of Thrones right? This is Hodor from Game of Thrones, right? He's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ursing Diabolical and he's like, huh, I'd never seen anything like that before. All these revelations coming to the light for Nick a lane light. Fand a bumper lane lights bring all the truth out. And is it coming to the caged, the caged innocent light just trying to sign, but it's unable to because it has been put in chains and hung for the whole town to mock.

Okay, well, what was it like for you to watch that looking back? And Rickkel was like, it was so hard for me to watch that back. Can't you see it all over my face? The pain and emotion and regret on my face, isn't it just so evident? She's so cuckoo. And the part they're talking about is where Brickell goes up to Ariana at the end and is like, so are you even really attracted to sound of all? Cause like, you should want to have sex like having that whole conversation. And so then we get a clip of the blazer interview from 2023.

The very important interview where Raquel wears a blazer. It changes everything. So we get a clip of that and Andy's saying, well, it seemed like at that point, you were sleeping with them. And Raquel's like, at that point, we slept together once. And he was very transparent with me and what was happening with his relationship. No, he was telling you his relationship was in the shitter so that he could keep having sex with you. You dumbass. Like seriously, you just had to go by a blazer. Okay, and you still don't understand the kind of trouble you're in.

Nobody just has a blazer. You only get a blazer when you're in trouble. Okay. Or when you want to be in a threple. So Andy's like, did you encourage him to break up with her? And she's like, I encourage him to reflect and see

that if he was really happy because like as a friend, first and foremost, I wanted him to be in a situation that made him truly happy. That's all I cared about. You're so kind. You're such a good person. So then we come back and she's like,

yeah, I was like a genuinely coming from a place of like, do you want to be in this relationship? So then when I was talking to Ariana, I was like, do you want to be in this relationship? Because what I was trying to say was, hey, do you want to be in this relationship? And Ariana was like, yes. And the answer was yes.

And you'd already fucked him at that point. So shut the fuck up. Fuck yourself with a cheese grater, Heather. Fuck you, you fucking suck. You're disgusting. And I wish there were things that could ever happen to a person, happened to you. Fuck me with the cheese crit.

Fuck you with cheese grater. I was like, oh my god. That was some Heather's. That was some Heather's shit. I loved it. I was like, oh my God. That was some hethers. That was some hethers shit. I loved it. I was like, ooh, how's the red scrunchy? She was wearing the red scrunchy around her boob parts, like her crop top dress.

She's got the red scrunchy on. I was like, yes, you earned that red scrunchy hether. Be careful of drinking bleach. So say, out of all, it was like, it's like, no, the thing is, like, we don't live our lives by logic. Hello, have you seen this mustache and this hairstyle? Have you seen the flashbacks? I used to be perfectly cute. I'm doing this to myself voluntarily. You think I live my life by logic? I don't live by logic either. The mental logic or the actual

music application logic because even that thing can't make me sound like I sing on key. So I just free-ball it vocally. So what were we talking about? But there's no logic to any of this. You think like me? Feelings took over, Lisa. Oh, just like my lights, Vandipum, like Pylene, have taken over Las Vegas with the most beautiful restaurant in the entire history of the state of Nevada. Boo! So their side just starts booing him and laughing at him

and mocking him. And Rek Rikels like James and Lala can't talk though, because they fucked and then they kept it a secret until this season. And Lala's like, eh, what, I wasn't your best friend house. Okay. You would know what, you were no name. It only counts if I was cheating on you. And you were, if I was cheating with your boyfriend and you were famous. Okay. But you would know he had no name. You were not famous. So it doesn't count.

Lala lot. It's sick. You got to love the Lala Jack here. And then James is like, I was 25. I was 25. I was a kid. I was 25. I'm like, listen, he's 28.

So Lala is like, it's not the same thing. Okay. This was your best friend and you're sick talking to her. Like when you've been fucking him. And so Santa Claus like one time it only happened one time, one singular sensation dude and James say multiple, multiple and Santa Claus, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, long James Kennedy, all in that effort, that. And Ariana's like, I'm a great British accent, dude.

I can't even believe I met somebody who takes comedy this unseriously. And if you watch Love Island UK, your British accent at a reunion would be a little bit more accurate. And Mandy's like, La la la, Rikail also said you were Randall Emmett's mistress. Oh my God, why do we have to keep relitigating?

At first I was like, why do we have to talk about this more? I don't, I'm sick of talking about this, but then they came with clips. It's like really like when they produced it. I'd be like, okay, we've given La La a lot of chances. Now let's show La La just blatantly lying to everybody for multiple seasons and then acting whole-lear them out.

Well, the tape. Laugh like, I'm sick of this. I'm so sick of this, mistress' comment and this whole allegation that just because I was sleeping with a married man that I'm suddenly a mistress. So Andy's like, okay, well why are you sick of it? Because I'm not once, okay? And if I were once, it would be a lot easier for me to say,

oh shit happens, you know? And he's like, so what's the truth? And she's like, well, I was lied to for a very long time. Okay, he gave me a ring, okay. He said that there were separates, okay. And we were traveling together, okay, face timing, his kids, and it was out in the open, and all my, yeah.

And they were traveling, and they were going to, you know, like let's say the power premiere when Lala Kent was posting on Instagram when his baby mama wants to be a somebody but is basic and boring as they come. She doesn't even get invited on a press tour. Honey watched me rock the rocks. Power diamond ring. So Santa was like, oh really? Then why wouldn't you go to his house? And she was inside his 20, 20 motherfuckers. And he's like, oh yeah, how the fuck are you calling him a boyfriend?

And Rebecca goes, yeah, and keeping it a secret. And then it cuts to Shina eating her sun chip dramatically. She's like, oh my god, this sun chip is about to go down. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Croner, croner. Sun chip, I'm meeting a sun chip. Nobody muppin' to me, okay?

Sun chip. Everyone be like, careful, this sun chip really means a lot in this moment, okay? Okay. So, Lala's like, yeah, hindsight is like, it's hosted by Barbara Balchers and Hugh Downs. It's 2020, Batch. So, Sande All's like,

well, then why did you call him a boyfriend? And like what, like that means you guys were dating each other in 2015. Because we saw the clip of her talking about it back then, what they broke up and they got back together. But basically the timeline is, Lalo is definitely with this guy while he was definitely married. Yeah, and we see the clip in the smoking alley

for trying to explain it to the girls. And like, well, I was trying to cover up stating the guys perhaps, and I guess X now, because of yesterday we broke up. So I didn't want to talk about it. And I thought, oh, this is just like a bunch of little acting games. And then we see a reunion clip with Magician, Lisa and her Magician era. And Andy questioning her about the married man and her, you know, just obviously lying over and over and over.

And then refusing to answer the question. So then we come back, by the way, none of this excuses what Sandevol does. It just points out that this cast is full of raging fucking hypocrites, right? Sandevol is still a piece of shit. I don't want to give anybody the wrong idea. Yeah, please don't ever be, please don't ever for one moment. If you ever for a moment where you say, wow, I feel like they're not being

hard enough on sand of all in Raquel. I feel like they're standing up. It's like, no. Yeah, I know, they're just a given at this point. It's just a given. You know, it's important to also point out that these, a lot of people are using sand of all in Raquel as like a little,

little stumps to climb onto their high horses. And just as a reminder that they are sitting on high horses when they also maybe deserve to just be on like a no horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse.

No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse.

No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. No horse. Even the boss of this show has small horses because she knows she can never aspire to be on a high horse, okay? Right even she understands the assignment, okay? That's why that has tiny horses. But Lala, it's sort of like there is stuff that happened to season Lala where you were being hypocritical. So then so Santa was like this means you guys were seeing each other and now the 15. She's like shut the fuck up He's like well, no, but he was not separated and she's like, no, shit, he wasn't separated.

You stupid fuck. And she starts screaming, shut the fuck up. This is my life. You will not talk on my life. Lady, what do you think you've been doing for the past seven years? How long has she been on this show? That's what you guys do at your job.

So she's screaming, you stupid fuck. And he goes, well, you were yelling at her. Do your research. And she's like, I didn't yell at her. I said to her, you know what? You're not a mistress. Oliver liked you. And that's true. And that's when Raquel came and apologized to her. She did. She was nice to Raquel in that moment and like dropped all this stuff. And so Raquel's like, yeah. And after that scene, she said, I hate being called a mistress because the woman gets the blame

and Randall never had to take accountability for that. And Andy's like, well, what do you say that? Do you feel like you're taking the blame and Tom's not taking the blame? And she's like, no, I'm saying that she referred to herself as a mistress in that moment. And Lawla's like, no, I didn't. So I'm like, she gets the Andy, like, my cards.

She gets that voice for just a moment where she's like, no, I didn't. And Rick Lala's like, oh, now she's trying to rewrite history and then they rolled her footage of Lala saying, I've been a home wrecking corps, I've been the fucking mistress, I've been all of those things. I'll be right above.

I think she was saying I've been called that. I think I know metaphorical, but that's what Marquettella's hearing is very literal, you know, so that's why she's arguing the stupid point. But here's the thing, we know because we've been watching the show forever that La La's full of shit, right? And I was a huge fan of La La during this point in the show when all these girls were ganging up on her and giving her all this shit And I really wish Lala's answer was listen. I was young and stupid Okay, I got a private jet out of it. I saw a Gross fucking producer who promised me the world and had a private jet and flew me to come and everywhere else And at least I got something out of it. You're fucking your best friend's boyfriend. You're a skank period

I got something out of it. You're fucking your best friend's boyfriend. You're a skank. Period. That would be a great deal. Morally, it's not the same thing. You can call my morals into question all you want. You still lose on this lady. And that, I would real for it.

You're like, yes. I agree. I think that would be a really, I would love it if she said something like that. But, and it still always bothers me in the context of that episode that aired That when Lala was like you know what you know what like I don't like being called the mistress Because you know what the mistress is the one who gets it the most

But I'm like you were the one giving it the most to the person you were calling the mistress in the season So that always bothered me that hypocrisy But it doesn't take away from the fact that Raquel actually was a mistress and has now getting it because now Raquel and Tom deserve all of it. One is also shitty on Raquel's part that she is taking this moment that Lala was actually nice to her. Like Lala was actually saying, listen, you're not a mistress, don't feel bad about it. All of her is a piece of shit here, not you.

And women shouldn't be the ones taking all the blame for the man shit. Like Lalo is actually being nice to Raquel in that moment, and now Raquel is flipping that moment against Lalo to use it against her at the reunion. Like, I get that you need some weapons to fight with, but it's like taking another moment of kindness from somebody and using it against them. I'll tell you, no one has benefited from Scandival more than Oliver because if there were no Scandival, I guarantee Oliver would be, definitely be dragged to the mud a lot more than he was, but instead he was just like a passing, like, whatever, whatever.

Now he can go back to doing his, hey, I'm Oliver. He was the amuse in the Scandival season. The amuse boost, the amuse douche of the scant of all season Yeah, so let's see here Vanderpump Well, Lala saying well, I said, you know what? I'm the one paying for someone's license actions and he's never had to and now Carmen's a real Cut fitness and because look at his life now and Vanderp, Lala, you're unhappy because of what happened to you. And you should not let that make you a bitter woman, Lala.

And Lala said, well, because I'm a woman, it's better something, Lisa. And she's like, oh, I've been through things too. A light bulb showroom for my van to pump by a lane lights. I've been through things. I once had a lamp that wasn't encased in metal in jeans. What a horrible dark time in my life. I've been through things.

Pandora once went through her. Time in her life where she didn't want to wear a shawl. It was terrible. But we got to it together. So once I gave Pandora a paschmina and she put it in her top drawer, never to speak of it again, and I've never recovered. Poor Pandora, that phase where she didn't have hair hanging down her temples and her shoulders were bad. That was a tough time for me. But she's changed it all now. I don't know why I brought Pandora into this. That's not right. So this is like, don't be bitter. Susanne of those, while I was like, I'm not bitter. I'm a wearsc. And the Santa

of the day, okay, it's a lot of this goes, shut up. You're a fucking moron. I wish Vanderpump would tell him, shut the fuck up dude. You're not helping me. Every time she makes a good point, he's like, no, what makes us say? It's like God can, and it invalidates anything she says. Like listen, she's like, no, what Lisa says. It's like God can, and it invalidates anything she says. Like listen, she's already made an ass out of herself in this reunion by standing up for you, even a tiny ounce. Like let the woman speak without ruining her whole life,

you know, it's like anytime she says anything, he's like, yeah, I'm on her side. It's like nobody wants you on the team, sand of all, okay, stop. Yeah, Lala was definitely making me crack up. I mean, you know what, it annoyed me that she kept on interrupting and making it about her when she, I feel like it's secondary in this scandal

and it annoyed me that she had moments of hypocrisy. But there were some times where she just go, shut up, Fuck you. And I was just sort of like so pure into the point that I just would always let out a fa every single time. Well, that's why I was so emotionally all over the place with the episode

because you're getting annoyed, right? Like rightly so. It's like, shut the fuck up. No one's talking to you. You just keep screaming the same thing over and over. Jumping in. But then you're reminded what a piece of shit sand of all is in the next sentence.

And it's like thank God She's there to be like shut the fuck up you fucking loser, you know, so yeah, it's all over so anyway So now it's like look at you and she's like oh shut up you fucking moron. He's like look at you Look at you and so she's parading around she gets up and stands up and James's like oh, look at you. This whole season you suck a path. And so everyone's just like, you know, like everyone's like nodding.

And what you guys, what she's doing. Oh, that's right. She's eating a chip. But she need to send chip a little more. It's low count. It's low count satisfies. Okay. So I really like the Southwestern flavor,

better than the ranch flavor. I have to say, but this is really good drama right now. Yeah, you know, I kind of wish there was like a variety back that had like both flavors. You just never know what you're going to get with your hand in it. But like, I don't know, did a dream. So it said it was like,

fuck, fucking, fucking, full me ass. Fony!ony, okay, keep talking out of your fucking mouth, Dan. Lala's been the most vocal about our relationship. The person who fucked the least, or I don't know what she actually said there, because there was so much commotion as Lala. He's saying, oh, Lala, Lala never fucks up. Oh, yeah, Lala gets it down to everybody, because she never fucks up. And James just is out of lines now. I think

coquely and verbally because he stopped going to the bathroom every two seconds and he's also stopped saying original funny things now. He's just like on his greatest hits. He's like you slithery little woman with a mustache woman with a mustache. Now you won with a mustache, Worm with the mustache. Like, you worm. With the mustache, poopy poopy face. Heh heh heh, yeah. He's running out of material. It's time for commercial. It's time for...

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Let's have a break. So then we go over to Sheena's trailer where Brock has just walked in with his new haircut and she was like Yes, grarr and Ali's like, oh my god, he got a haircut. He looks so good. Okay, we're back So one of the other shocking moments was the shorts and Rekel made out by the pool and was like, oh my god again But now they have to do this for Requel, right? So this is Requel's fault for that fucking restraining order that we have to do this fake ass.

Oh no, this was a big moment. This is the moment they had per Basin so much this season on before Scandival. I know, but I'm just saying again because they already did this in the Rehenian. We have to do it again to get Requel's reaction. Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah, exactly. So Schwartz is like, can I say something?

Oh, cute little boy talking now. Is that how I, is that how I look when I make out with people? Like, in my mind, I'm like sexy. Kind of like a Casanova, you know, in like a dirty undershirt. But then when I saw that, I was like, it turned my world upside down. Almost like hearing their Nile crocodiles in Florida,

eating humans. Oh! Okay, these like, no, it was disgusting. Gross, it was like a father kissing his daughter. Like, if dad was making out with his kid, like fucking gross time, fucking disgusting me. Chill, chill, Katie, chill. I'm like, no, you don't, excuse me.

You came on here and tried to be cutesy and funny and no one has time for it, you chill. I'm like, no, you don't, excuse me, you came on here and tried to be cutesy and funny and no one has time for it, you chill. It's terrible. Poor shorts is, act has just completely. Not going out the window. I mean, it is just completely worn off. It's like the magic is just not working anymore. Nobody is buying this shit, you know?

Yeah. Oh hey, go ahead and hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me. I think nobody needs that right now, dude. So um, Andy's like Did Katie overreact and James and Lala both get no and Andy says all right, go shorts Katie had one rule Don't walk myself out of the house No, put your keys in the bowl. No out of the house. No! Put your keys in the bowl. No! Wrap up the tuna when I'm done eating it instead of leaving it on the countertop. No! Put down the seat. No! I can keep doing it this all day Andy. Hey did you think it was hot when I was making up with Rick L. Tell

me the truth. Did you at least get a halfie? No, just a boy. No! So, um, he's like, what made you disregard that boundary? And he's like, well, maybe it was a technicality because they weren't actually friends that moment. Ah, ah, anyone is this thing on? Hey, is this thing on? No? Okay, just disregard that. Honestly, yeah, kidding. Honestly, we start to have a little bit of a thing and hey, anyone, I just flew in last night.

My arms are tired. Oh, God, it's tough guys. You know what I realized when I was making out with Raquel? You know what I was thinking about? Cats and dogs are so different, you guys. Well, what's the deal with cats? Not being nice to people. And then cats? Not being nice to people. And then dogs, always being nice to people.

It's crazy, guys. Women be shopping, right? Women be shopping. So there's sources. I honestly thought we just started a little bit of a thing. I ran and was like, yeah, she had already fucked your best friend. Oh, I didn't know that.

Just like I didn't know about the crocodiles. And Katie, who's been insisting this whole season that he does in fact have a thing for Raquel, is like, you didn't have a thing, shut up Tom. And he's like, but hey Raquel, don't you think we have some chemistry? And she's like, I always thought that we did. And Ariana's like, no, she was fucking your best friend, stupid. Well, maybe it was fleeting. And then Katie, the great feminist of the group, goes, no, she's a cut fitness and you're a drunk, okay? That's what happened.

What, you know, hey, listen, she's correct. She's about to say. So, I just think it's funny that it's coming out of Katie's mouth, you know. It's like, how dare you speak to women like that. There's something about her, that cut fitness. that's coming out of Katie's mouth, you know. I was like, how dare you speak to women like that. There's something about her that cut fitness. So Ariana's like, there's something about that cut fitness. But Ariana's like, how could you be in this situation in shorts after you slip with sand of all?

And Raquel's like, well, I put a cap on this thing with sand of all. Oh, it was a really cute cap. You look so cute in it and Schwartz. And like Schwartz was someone who I was curious to make out with since the beginning, because remember how I said, I was doing stuff for me for the first time. And James was like, oh, you know what?

I just think this is very incest, the end of it. And we, it does always not the room. Like you are correct, but also you have also been part of weird incest, you things in this group. Let's not, let's not the room. Like, you are correct, but also you have also been part of weird, insati things in this group. Let's not, let's, you know, let's also stop dating people that look like your mom about that. Let's not go turn tables in glass houses, okay? Yeah, let's not, let's not throw turn tables

in final homes. All right, sir. So Andy's like with Kristen, your best friends, you know, I don't know. Hey, I was young then. Oh, it's all, what was I? 21 now, I was friends, you know, I don't know. I was young then. I was, what was I? 21 now. I was 24.

I was in my 20th then. I was younger 20s now. I'm in my elevated 20s. I was in my younger 20s then. How dare you? I was in eighth grade. I was in eight, you know, learning about how casting catches works. Don't you remember my timeline from this reunion?

So moving on. Lala early in the season, you revealed you and James hooked up while you were with Randall and James was with Raquel and Lala just laughs. Basically, and he's like, Raquel, James and Lala, I'd always had a flirty relationship. I remember that trip to Big Bear. Did you ever ask James if anything happened? And she's like, I know recall, but I noticed a flirtation at the time

and I felt Lala had no respect for me. And I still don't scff. And recalls like, that's totally fine. Like you can say that, but up to this point, I hadn't done anything wrong to you. So my judgment for who I am is Spon Spon or I guess she said your judgment is and Rick tells like well a lot of people make mistakes I mean you can say that about anyone in this room

I saw your I saw your cable movie and I think loud love resented me for that. Sorry my hold on my voice is shaking right now So I'm going to breathe. Okay, she loved the attention that James gave her. Yeah, and then since I stepped into the picture, that attention wasn't on her anymore. And Lala was like, I think you need to get mentally evaluated, slubs. You're truly insane. Truly. No, I think she's pretty much wrong with that. I mean, it was pretty clear from the very beginning, James got a boyfriend and you got super pissed

and then tried to flirt with James a lot in front of the girlfriend, like duh. We've seen the show. So, Rickel's like, I am getting mentally evaluated. Don't you worry. This show is so fucking dark, you know? I know I know, laugh and make tasteless jokes and I get it

But this is a very dark show This is very dark So Andy's like, well why was Brickell making out with Schwartz such an unforgivable act in your eyes But you expected Brickell to get over you and James hooking up and James like, why are we bringing up something that happened five years ago? Five seasons ago When there's only been so many imagined fest synths and dicking us? Because you cheated on her, that's why, because there's so much to talk about now, Andy. Well, I mean, can we just let it round to, oh, do you want to keep talking about me, Andy?

Because four years ago, because I'm entertaining, right? I'm entertaining, then, I guess so. I was like, I know you're not going at your boss, while you're on Coke, you're freaking the fuck out. What are you doing, stop. Okay, you're like, I'm entertaining, at least it's like, no, not really. And James's like, but I am Lisa, I am.

She's like, zip it. Okay, you're in the presence of a Van de Pompelaine collaboration. So, Lada's like, the reason I was expecting her to get over it, because when I told her, She was totally over it and until it served her narrative which was like I made us to become it in Vegas So I got to turn this around and put it on the law last that's why I So then we see the clip and It's she's like but you slept with James and she's you got to get over it, baby

You got to get over it. Okay, baby., you gotta get over it baby. You gotta get over it. Okay baby, back off. Just get over it babies. And that whole fight Lala was hypocritical. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm very sorry. She was hypocritical. She's saying to Raquel,

I wouldn't trust you around my man when she has slept with Raquel's man. But then here's this, this is why it's so weird. Like even Andy, like this is so obvious to me. But when she's this, this is why it's so weird. Like even Andy, like this is so obvious to me, but when she's like, but I shouldn't trust you around my man, because you slept and she got in the bottle, I go, why? Why wouldn't you trust me around your man? And she goes, because you slept with my man.

You're not allowed to do it. So get over it. And then it cuts to Andy. And Andy goes, so did you turn that around on her, Rick L? I was like, it was one of the few times that Rick Al actually presented some logic. Is Lala right overall? Correct, yes, she is. She had the right read on her account.

That is correct. You know what she was, but she became right. She became right, but she was basing it off of the Oliver thing, which was not a strong case. She wanted to get with Oliver and then Raquel ended up making it with Oliver and she got all pissed off and said I wouldn't trust you around my man,

but that wasn't her man and she explicitly gave Raquel permission to go make out with Oliver and I hate this one. I hate about this show because it puts you in this position, you know? It puts us in a position where we're oddly defending Raquel against accusations of being like bad around someone's man, which is ultimately true, but it was not true in that situation.

And like we ultimately globally are on Lala's side with all this, but specifically in this situation at this point in time and in history, we weren't on earth. We ultimately globally are on Lala's side with all this, but specifically in this situation at this point in time and in history, we weren't on it. It's just, but it's so complicated to just even say that because people are just going to hear like, how could you take Rikkal side? How could you be team Rikkal? I mean, we're not team Rikkal. We're just team logic.

Yeah, it's logic. It makes me crazy. I feel like you should call, especially to reunion on Bravo, everybody should be called out and everything should be talked about. It shouldn't just be like, okay, we're all on one side. That makes it like, you know, and you're wrong, you're wrong at this point. It's like if I came up to you every single day

singing Happy Birthday, okay, it wouldn't make any sense. But one day a year it would and you'd be like, wow, thank you, you know, I was right, and I could be like, I was right the whole time, I told you. I fucking told you it was your birthday. You're like, well, you're right today. Well, you know, Ronnie, there is an expression that addresses this.

I had something to do with a clock. Don't you bring up broken clocks, darling? A non-military clock is right twice a day. A military clock is only right once a day. And actually, the military clock, if you're using a military clock and everyone else isn't, then the military clock is like very wrong for half the day too. Yeah. It doesn't make sense for half the day.

But we still respect it because it's a military clock. We appreciate it service. We never we never mentioned that that clock is only right once a day because we appreciate it. Yeah, we were, I know. We looked the other way when it goes crazy and says it's 19, 19 o'clock and we're like, that's not a no-clock. Oh my God.

I must hear in the military or Europe, I guess. So Andy is being a dumb dumb and he's like, so regaled, did you turn a hand on our recount? And she's like, no, this is Lala at her finest. And he goes, oh, oh. Ugh. It's like, come on, Andy, you're not this dense. Are you paying attention?

And so Lala's like finest. Yeah, I'm always. And regal's like, no, no. And Ariana said, the liar's gonna lie, guys. All right, let's switch gears. Let's go to the beach. Schwartz made a joke about Richella. James threw a drink in his face.

Why were you so triggered James? James's like, if you piss me off, cause I woke my whole life to play Imagine Fest. And I got to play for someone I listened to my whole life. And you know, you compare it to that shit show that was Richella. How dare you. How dare you, sir.

What DJ was he listening to from 1992 when he was born? Is it like DJ Burlives? Who was he talking about? So he's like, he's like, Oh, he's gay. Cascade is 52, I looked at that. I was like, how old is that? It's cascade.

I know cascade is a big deal. Like, my awareness of cascade, and I think it actually does extend beyond here, but I don't, some cascade permeating James Kennedy's life in the early 90s, is that possibly true? Well, he was just... Well, he was just...

He was just... Well, he was just... He was just... He was just an innocent baby when he was 21. He didn't have any ideas what he was doing. Oh, he was right. So I think he just made those baby years. Like, yeah. Oh my God, my formative years, 21 and 22.

When I was innocent, I was listening to cascade every day Wow So I think I've been waiting my some people wait a lifetime for DJ set like this and and he's like well But isn't that the joke like the joke is that like this is a step up from Rachel Do you see it you understand human James? It's disrespectful. Okay, I'll dare you to make fun of my DJ career again. I dare you to. I'm like,

oh, it's pretty easy to do it. I'm like, what are you gonna do? And, uh, the sound of all the next couple of them. He was just comparing you DJing at my house. So I'm like, and he was like, La la la la last two been stupid face, poopy face,

poopy on your face, face, poopy on your face, face. Short, I'm gonna know what you have to say about it. Short, and then he goes, he's already apologized 87 times. I'm like, you're the one who just brought it up. Why are you bringing it up then again? This is what you wanted. James says, oh, apology accepted then.

And he goes, well, you should apologize to him for doing a drink in his face. And so, oh, short, I'm not sorry about that. And short, he's like, well, I wasn't upset about when you threw a drink in my face. I was upset when you tore apart my life afterwards. And James is like, well, I don't regret the drink, but I'm sorry about the round afterwards. Sorry to tear up your life. But to be fair, it was all sort of pre-torn up because your life is kind of in tatters anyway. Cut to Lucas Rowan life. Cut to look at your own life. But I don't make jokes about it.

He's having an open your shit hole bar in the middle of Silver Lake and put pole village. What was your proposal again? Oh yeah, you did it rock and rollies, a fucking bar on set, you fucking nerd. Which by the way, when he was dissing Silver Lake and put pole village, James just brought a house on Burbank. Just, just, did he really? Okay, James. Like that?

Like while your neighborhood's shaming, okay. Schwartz and Zandies is an illegitimately very cute neighborhood. So Andy is, I'm like, yes. You have to know, there's a galsons. So they, we love Burbank too, because we go to the Ikea there. But we're not neighbors. Yeah, it's true.

We're not at this point. We're not the the ever jamming, but if we wanted a neighborhood shame Super like what what what one could say is you are in Burbank Yeah, and then that would be over so the Andy would say No, no, it's great that he's in Burbank. I think you know like Smooth on Rutgers is great. I love, you know, like, smooth mud rockers is great. I love having access to mud rockers and islands. Listen, I love access to chain things. Okay.

Yeah. So do I darling, put them around a light bulb and let's call it a business. You know, you know, James really is at a, he's really hit some lows. Literally, he lives right next to the lows at the Empire Center. So Andy's like, Oh, he's like, okay, well this feels like a good time to take a break. In my case, a mental break, I've already broken. So we've a lot more to cover.

We'll be right back. So, this is like, James, if you don't shut up, we'll be here for two days. The lights will run out in the abandoned Pumper Lane collection. So, this is like James, if you don't shut up, it would be here for two days. The lights will run out in the Evander Pumpleane Collection. So, we're back, and do you say it is yours? We're back! So during the season, Ali spotted Regal and Tom dancing at the Abbey together.

And then before you know it, Regal was outside crying because Tom Sandeball didn't invite her I was bouncing at the Abbey. They were like, it's steep, it don't smooth. This one, yeah, this one, I've seen it on the, I've seen it on the YouTube. This one, Thomas, this is what you were doing. And Santa Claus is just like, Jesus fucking Christ. I can't take this shit anymore. Santa was like, God, James has some good dance moves right there. So Andy's like, it's like, King, you found a strange,

but do you think something was going on between the two of them? She's like, well, at that moment, I thought it was an inconvenient narrative, but then the more I observed, it became a convenient narrative, as I'll say. Okay, cool. And James, do you think it's possible that scandal,

I mean, sand have all started this open relationship rumor about himself. So people wouldn't suspect that he was a cheat. Oh my fucking God. Do cheese. Oh, come on, man. It's like, you're just like, sitting like every single question which I love and you deserve every second of this. I know and I doesn't seem like any of them

review or questions this time around. So Ariana's like, well, because I knew they're like, like, suddenly you're questions for Tom Sandeval. It's just like tomatoes getting thrown through Twitter and hitting Andy on the face. God, I stop it. So Ariana's like, she's like, Ariana, this is sort of like, I hate when they talk about things

that happen at Coachella because it's so confusing to try to explain back on a podcast. She's like, um, I think that that's that theory is correct based off of what someone told me at Coachella after Coachella because like, what I heard was that like, Raquel told this person that Tom made a comment to her about us being in an open relationship and Raquel's response was, I'd rather hook up with Ariana than him. So therefore that proves the point that Santa Claus are a rumor about an open relationship by spreading this lie right now. It's like I don't want to make it even worse, but I think Raquel heard from somebody that they heard Tom say that he was in an open relationship with Ariana and that Raquel said, oh really?

Well, I don't care. I'm really attracted to Ariana anyway or something like that. I think it was like third or fourth hand in from, I mean fucking Coachella. It was so Coachella. People stop going. Do you want to get a relationship with her? Don't go to fucking Coachella. Don't worry.

They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. They're on the right way. Coachella, not worth it, the answer you played there. The answer you played there, it's over guys, I'm sorry, you all were waiting around for Frank Ocean, I love Frank Ocean, but like, it's over. It's over, Coachella. I mean, I won't go, I'm too big and it's too hot.

Like that's not the best. I'm limited. You put a feather in your hair. You put a feather in your hair, you found some things you put on your face. Like, it's all annoying, all the tents are annoying. All, you know what's also annoying? All your updates.

Congratulations, you went to Coachella, you're at a tent and you want your friends to find you. So you put up on your Instagram thing. It's like, meet me in the, it's a hour a tent. No one cares about the say hour a tent. You know what you should do? Meet me in the be quiet. That's what I say.

Meet me in the quiet. So, they're talking about this Coachella stuff, and then she's like, oh my god, he's kind of fucking by now. Some chip. No, no, no, no. And Ariana is like, um, she, okay, so we see that. So, Sandra was rolling his eyes, and he's like,

I never, ever, ever fucking said that we were in open relationship. Do you know how fast? Now we get back to you, dude. And she's like, well, then, Raquel lied about it. So, shocker, she's a liar. And And she's like well then, Rekel lied about it. So shocker, she's a liar. And we're kind of like I never said that. So Schwartz goes, no, oh, I think I might know the origin story. Okay, there is a rumor going around the valley. I'm not sure if it was the San Fernando Valley or the Coachella Valley, but it was in some valley where people shouldn't be going to to hear rumors and they heard this one.

And that rumor was that you guys hooked up with Billy Lee or had a threesome and I know it's bullshit. I know it's bullshit, but I'm sorry, I just put it out there on the reunion, but it's spread like wildfire, you know, like crocodiles in Florida. Okay. First of all, a rumor in the Valley is hilarious. I love that he makes it sound like, oh, it's just a small town rumor.

The Valley's huge, okay? Yeah. Second, there is no way in hell that they would have had a threesome and or just to choose some, and Billy Lee wouldn't be out there talking about it left and right. Billy Lee is the firstiest.

She would have been out there in two seconds with pictures. Okay. True, but I did speak to an old queen at the bar who said, there's some veracity to this story. No. That's a pretty reliable old queen at the bar. I have to say. I know. There's a lot of old queens of bars, girl. It checks me the name of this old queen. I won't say anything. Well, you can say if it's one of our reliable Queens or if it's not. Seriously. Okay. I won't read it out loud. All right, let me see. There, the Queen, the Queen information. Tell me what you think about that queen. Oh, yeah, this is correct then.

about that queen. Oh yeah, this is correct then. Really? That is some solid old queen in a bar evidence. I will consider that evidence. Wow. Okay, so then we see a clip of Billy Lee laughing and going, I'm a birthday boy. And giving him a cheat kiss. And then Ariana's like watching from a bar with the soda squirt her. She's like, look at them saying hello on a birthday, squirt. So I don't know, we're all supposed to believe it because it was like an angry soda squirt. Yeah.

I would who knows, who really knows? Because honestly, now that I think about it, like that old queen does sometimes bend the old queen truth a little bit, but I still think there's a very high degree of accuracy. So either way, Andy's like, okay, so that brings us back to the biggest story of the year. Tom and Rick Hels months long affair. I'm like, bring us back to be afraid we leave. We were not off of this story, sir. Okay. So where has Raquel been staying? What utensil drawer has someone put her in? And Raquel's like, I've been staying with

my sister. She has a really comfortable utensil caddy for me. And so I drove out to Tucson, home of the Jimmy Changa, yay, and stayed with my family for the remainder of the time recently And then I only flew back yesterday and then I sat on a bench in a hoodie and answered a stranger's questions on camera So then should we get her big like where is she gonna skip the reunion and she's like yeah, cuz I am so ashamed and embarrassed to keep a secret from someone who's been in my corner from the beginning. Ariana, I am so sorry for betraying you. And you are right. That selfish doesn't describe it.

It was a mistake. The way we have been betraying people closest to us was detrimental. I have seen the consequences and I couldn't see I was living in the moment. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States. Okay, darling, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough darling, stop line, stop line reading. Oh gosh. So, like G-P-T just wrote her a speech

and she came out and kind of stumbled out of it with her infinity dress, I can't. So Andy's like, okay, then why do you do it though? And she's like because Tom and I had a connection and I felt seen and heard by him and Ariana's like, oh You didn't feel seen by me. You didn't feel heard by me and she's like, no, I mean if I'm completely honest, I mean And then Ariana's like really because I was there when James was being mean to you for years so and James is like What's that about? I'm being turned on by my poopy face over there. Well, I never confided in Ariana about personal things where I felt more comfortable confiding in Tom about those things because he would like turn on special LED lights

that was cool. And Ariana was like inappropriate, never should have crossed that line. It's disgusting. So she blows a raspberry, my favorite stage direction. She goes, and it says blows raspberry. Which they have to use a lot on this show.

And Rick tells like, I've been a people pleaser and then I dropped that mentality and then I only pleased myself. Okay, well when you only pleased yourself, you're just like a public masturbator. You know what I mean? You've got to find a balance.

It's got to be a balance, okay? You've got to not be doing things for other people all the time while still keeping your weiner in your pants in public. Okay, we all learn that. So Ariana is like, so my dog had just died. I cried in your fucking arms. Oh my God, this is so bad. I know, she goes, and you thought,

I should go fuck her boyfriend. You are lower than the fucking lowest of low people. You're really are. You're a fucking psychopath. You're really are. You're fucking psychopath. You are terrifying to me as a person. The act that you are capable of, the fact that you are capable of this shit unfucking believable.

You're a mentor. I know, I know, you like Harry Potter. You're a fucking mentor. I hope Charlotte fucking haunts you. You're a soul-sucking individual. I was like, I hope Charlotte haunts you. You wish, You're a soul sucking individual. I was like, I hope Charlotte haunts you. I wish you just requested that dog spirit to haunt her.

Wow, that was, I don't think we've ever seen that on Bravo. Someone has invoked a ghost. The haunts, someone laid a curse out. Wow, and I love that she did her. I hope Charlotte didn't go towards the light. I hope she fucking stayed right here to haunt your stupid ass. Wow. Wow, a dog haunting. I can enjoy for the rest of her life. Every time Raquel is trying to make a damn

Ksidi in her kitchen, that ghost dog is gonna be at her feet and she's gonna trip over it and say I said to get out of my feet, where are you in the kitchen? It's just like everybody with a dog, you know? That's how a ghost dog would do you. Yeah, and I just love that Ariana broke out her mocking voice because she did that last season to La La, she was like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,

and I loved it when she did that and so I feel like I've waited so long for her to do that again and she said, and I like Harry Potter. So that was an amazing model. I hope Charlotte haunts you. And Rickah was like, you're completely right. Who's Charlotte and Ariana is like,

and I will after today never see or speak to you again, and I will be better for it. All right Teresa, good luck with that one. I'm all right everybody. All right. So Rickah, why couldn't you stop having sex with Tom? And she's like, it was all, it was just impossible to turn away from, you know, every time I would turn away, I would hear, turn around,

even now and then I'm gonna run in my town. But it was really off key, Andy. Oh, so it was Thompson. It was Thompson's karaoke songs, basically. Yeah. And you were in love. And she was like, yeah. And Ariane, I was like, you're ugly, you're hideous.

You're rotten on the inside. And she felt a tingle right now. It was ghost dog be on your leg. Oh, and this is where the show does it to me because she's like, you're ugly, you are hideous on the inside, you're rotten. Like a moldy piece of fruit. I know.

I know. I am. I'm just rotten. And this part I was like, no, stop, it's a abort because I was like, don't do this is the reality show trap. You guys should all know this by now. If you bring the villain on and then you let them

become the one that's being bullied, that the audience is thinking, oh my God, you're bullying this poor person. You're gonna fuck yourself, you know? So I was like, we're here, we go. We're skating on the edge here. We're skating on edge. I was happy for Ariana that she was able to exercise

these feelings, get them off her chest, but I was also sort of quietly cringing because I could hear people in the audience saying, you know, I was team Ariana except for tonight. She was totally over the top and that was totally unresolved and that was mean. And like, Rakeel might hurt herself. And I was like, this could cause the audience to turn

and that's not fair, because. Well, I was thinking that too, because you've got Raquel up here being like listen, she's given her apology, which obviously doesn't count for shit after what you did, especially still long term. But she gave her a pot. She's doing her whole thing. She's doing her, well, I am seeking mental evaluates. So she's saying she's seeing people, she's doing all of this stuff. And then going in this hard, I was doing all of this stuff, and then going in this heart, I was like, oh my God, just don't fuck yourself. I started worrying basically. I was worrying a little bit too, but luckily, Rick Hellen, I felt like a coach. I was like, don't do it straight in the landing, stick the landing, yeah. Straighten your back, stick

your pelvis under darling. But luckily, Rick Hellen, Tom, take themself enough of a hole by the end of the episode that I think everything is still going to be good with Ariana. And I don't think she even care. No, but at this moment, that's what I was thinking. I just want to wear a perfect performance. Yeah. So she's like rotten and Andy goes, and you're still in love and Rick Hell nods.

And he's like, and Tom, are you in love? And Ariana's like, oh, that's you in love? And Ariana's like, oh, that's delusional and hilarious. Delusional and hilarious. And Tom's just doing is like, oh, oh, oh, hold on, let me look at the hair. Let me look at the hair.

To my bangs blow up right now when I, when I side, it's hot when I do that hold on. You know, I just, think of, think of a kill and I just think, No, stop believe it. Alright, please just answer the question. And he's like, yeah, I'm sorry. Well, you're, you're, you're, yes. I'm in love. I'm in love.

I'm in love with this stripper. Oh, karaoke. So Ariana's like, grody, honestly, that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. And Lollipops, how amazing that they did this for you. Okay, both of them did this for you, okay? That can there be a day, Ariana, when you're gonna look back and be grateful, because you got out of a torture chamber,

it's okay, a modern farmhouse torture chamber with ship laps. And because I can't even imagine living with you, sand of all, put a bullet in my brains. And he goes, yeah, that's why you have so many friends. You're just such a giver in your friendships. And Arianna's like, you're nothing, nothing, Rikow. And let that sink in. I know it's hard not to let people's thoughts go into your brain because you never have an

original thought of your own. So listen to this, you are nothing. And Mala's like, yeah, you're not gonna have this forever, either, because he is who he is. And you're the next to go, Rick Alson. And then he goes, do you mean he's gonna cheat on her too? James is like, oh, you know what he means? Even all as a young babe of 25 years old would

know what he means by that. And Rickles like, so she leads her chair and James is like, buh-bye. And Ariana is like, you should leave and never come back. No one wants you. Buh-bye. And I feel like Ronnie on that note. That might be a great time for us to take a break. Little breather, huh? Okay. that note. That might be a great time for us to take a break. Little breather, huh? Okay, a little breather. Calm down, break. We'll be back with a part two of the final part of this 97 part.

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