Watch What Crappens - PumpRules Reunion 3 Part Two: The Bomb and the Shell

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

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Yeah, okay, so thanks for being here. I appreciate you guys. Yeah, so where we left off, Raquel has just left the set. Left the set in the middle of lots of vitriol and she goes off the set of this reunion. She just wants some water That's all she wants this plant just needs to be watered. She needs some water

She is now officially cursed for the rest of her life with the ghost of Charlotte and it's a lot of process She goes to get a she goes to get some water and then trips and she's like oh my god So she walks off and Vanderpump is telling everyone listen she did well I mean, I don't think anyone realizes how intimidating this is and So she walks off and Vanderpump is telling everyone, listen, she did well. I mean, I don't think anyone realizes how intimidating this is. And Ariana's like, um, she can go, we don't need her here. We don't need her. I'll tell you what we do need.

Triple A batteries that last longer than a day, which is why I'm here for Energizer batteries. I can do this all night long literally. Unlike the Energizer bunny, Tom's lies will run out. His lies can't keep going and going because the truth will come out. Ariana for I'm proud to stump for the Energizer bunny. Finally, I have a man in my life with some rhythm. I know one thing that will never haunt, R, the energizer bunny because it will never die. So it can't be ghosts to haunt Raquel. I hope the energizer bunny's ghost haunts you for the rest of your life.

But unfortunately it never will because it's still banging a drum somewhere worst ghost ever We're just waiting like I need you in hell come on wrap this up So Raquel is like Raquel comes back. It's actually not as dramatic. It's literally the worst walkoff I've ever seen Okay, she's just walks off and she's like, can I have some water? And they give her so much goes. Okay, thanks. And then walks back to the set. So she's back and I was like,

sand the ball after the beach. You and Schwartz and Rekel went to your house and did some drinking in the jacuzzi. The next morning you lied about Rekel's but in the night, did you have sex with Rekel that night? And sand thele was like, absolutely not. Dude, look at my eyes.

Absolutely not. And so,, two Mississippi, three. Absolutely not Andy. So it's like, Swords, you go find a lot of stupid things this season. And I was like, what did I do? I didn't go sign anything. I don't even know how to sign things. What? What are we on the sign with somebody? Was I cute on the sign anything. I don't even know how to sign things. I don't even know why? Why would I be under sign with somebody? Was I cute on the sign? Was I sexy? I think of myself as a sexy person on signs. Because last time I saw myself on a sign,

sure wasn't sexy. Anybody have any opinions? Oh, I never was good at tricking on a tree, so I really can't cosine anything. Sorry for going on the tangent. Oh. Well, you said she passed that on the couch. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,. So, Santa Claus like, I would never, ever, ever hook up with Rick L. and the home that I share with Ariana.

That would just be the most memorable thing I've all done. I would never do that ever, ever, ever. Yeah, we all believe that even fucking Lisa Vanderpump didn't believe it's a where's the part where we have Ken. I'm waiting for the part where Ken comes in. I was my favorite. I'm just a very obvious apparently with the bottom of the hall top. Well, you can't have to do that about that. Ariana, well, Arizona was out of town at home. Santa Vogue, Rock, and they also went into the hot door. At the house when Ariana wasn't even there.

All right, goodbye, darling. All right. Can the truth bomb her? The truth bomb rumba. So the truth rumba. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, obviously everyone had huge reactions to this and rallied around Ariana.

Do you think all their support was authentic or were they there just for the likes kind of a leading question, but just giving you a softball sand of all to get yourself into another whole sand of all. I was like, well, I appreciate everyone being behind Ariana and giving her the support, like she deserves it. It was heartbreaking to have friends that I would say were like mutual,

to like me and Ariana, like they didn't even sent me a text, didn't even try to send me a text, all day long I was just looking for those three little dots, just to see them for one second and people weren't even giving me those, it's awful. I didn't even get an almost, it's being composed right now text. And they went straight to social media to create funny memes about us.

And Ariana's like, what did you think was gonna happen? That people were gonna be your friend, Tom. He's like, well, a text would have been my song. Am I good? I'm the hurt one here. People found out I was having an affair. Do you know how hurtful that is to me? She was like, no one text you or messages you

or sees wants to see you, okay? James is like, no what do I see anymore? Stupid face, stupid face, no one locks people, no one locks you, that makes you peep stupid. So short, it's like, can we, oh, can we all talk about the juxtaposition that we talked about? I possibly, one of the worst moments of your life, that at the same time, the entire nation was rallying behind you. The implication is that when I was at one of the worst moments of my life, my wife just divorced me and no one supported me. Does anyone want to, I don't want to trust that at all?

Anyhow. Yes, Schwartz is such a fucking idiot for this. What is he doing? It's like, oh, the Arianne, at least people are nice to you. Look at poor Tom. Everybody's mean to him at the worst moment in his life. Tom, it's the one who created the worst moment in his life. Okay. Tom did this. Yeah, it was in a worse moment because he heard anybody. It was a

worst moment because he got caught. Why aren't you still stomping for this person? You fucking idiot. Because of the. Idiot. So he's like, yeah, the whole world rallied around you. And so James is like, cool, swelts, cool point, great point. And so then Arianna is like, okay, if you really want me to answer that question, it is kept me going. So she cries and she's like, you know, all these people, like my friends and family have been there

and even strangers on the street have been there for me, you know, she's like, and that's what's kept me going. And I had a week and a half where I didn't eat, you know, I lost eight pounds. And thankfully, you know, I lost eight pounds. And thankfully, hello fresh soda with a healthy, delicious meal, you know. But she's talking about how, you know, she had to have like, this was devastating, you know, like soda act like, oh, wow, you got a lot of people magazine covers off of it. So what are you fucking crying about? I'll fuck yourself.

For shorts. Jackass. Yeah, she's like, I don't have to be a person in relationship who's never of people magazine covers off of it. So what are you fucking crying about? What the fuck are so short? Right, right. Jackass. Yeah, she's like, I don't have to be a person in relationship who's never made a mistake to know that I'm absolutely no one, like no level desire to deserve this. And Rick tells like, you don't, I mean, I was like, well, don't fucking say

you don't deserve it. You're still fucking doing it. You fucking disgusting, cut fitness, you're gross. You're gross. This is gross. When is it gonna end? When is it gonna click with you? When is it gonna click that this is gross when is it gonna end what is it gonna click with you When is it click that this is gross and by the way while she's crying and she's doing this monologue about all the pain

That she went through and having like you know like a real moment Tom sand of all this time I had to cry hard of him Her and he can he's like oh Oh, yeah, we're gonna have a cry off. Oh, see you get some more text now Oh yeah, we're gonna have a cryoff. Oh, see you get some more text now. Ah, ah, ah, ah. It's like, oh my God, could you just listen to a TikTok clip of yourself singing? That'll do it.

We're in my house. There we have it. It's an abomination, a board. It's fucking awful, but if it wasn't for everyone who's around me, that's what kept me going. And could just like, and your life is getting better by the minute, we have a sandwich shop coming down. It's like, yeah, and there's going down the gutter.

That's karma. And James is like, yeah, by the way, when you call Ali, you replace Mitch, she's clearly an upgrade. Okay. I was like, okay, Jane, you know, James, can vary on it after her time. You know what I mean?

I know what I mean. I'm talking. Talking stick, dude. Pass the talking straw. So, um, Ariana just laughs and Ariana goes, yeah, you're at the down great babe. So then, Andy's like, well, since news of your affair lit up the internet, a lot of rumors came. Last Halloween, Santa Ball, you dressed as Rick L, and Ariana's like, yeah, and I helped

him do it. Wasn't that fun? That was great. Yeah. I said I was like, well you never, like, sorry, Andy's like, so you never thought like, hey, this is pretty brazen.

It's kind of like leading the witness. And I really wanted to hear the answer to that, but Lisa's like, wait a second. You slept with Rickal. You went as Rickal after you slept together, that's just so bizarre, that's like having a bar top and not putting a giant planter on it. Why would you do that? Why would you do any of it? But why would you do that? You know, it's just crazy to me that you would dress like I after you, you know, I remember

on my third date with Ken, I said, listen now that we've slept together, I'm telling you this much, I'll never dress like you again. I'm putting my ironed rods to it square wig and a suit case and I'm never taking it out again, Mr. I was like, that's weird, what's with your timeline? So what's with your weird morality on when people can dress like each other or not? You're on the wrong side again.

So, everyone is like, yeah, it's demented. And she's like, it's just so bizarre. I mean, let me think of the timeline. Did this happen before or after Las Vegas got its most glamorous restaurant? And the pump-pulley. Was that before or after Wolfgang Puck and all the other restaurant tours just closed up shop

because they could no longer compete with the most gorgeous restaurant in all of the land. Was this before or after, beautiful lamps being imprisoned by metal? Was this before or after a certain restaurant in the Paris casino, innovated the restaurant industry with putting birdcages on tables? What people are trying to eat? So, Arianna was like, yeah, demented. And she's like,

and James goes, cause he's a fucking creeper. That's why. And Katie is like, yeah, it's also a dick move to me because I called her a fangirl because she was wearing that sweatshirt following him around. So I called her a fangirl and then I caught social, cut fire on social media and said they were like doing a dick thing. I was like, you were being the dick though,

and they're like, you're not the victim in this, Katie, okay? You're actually kind of the hero in this in a weird way. So Ariana is like, yeah, and we wore matching sweaters that night. And Tom got to have his two girlfriends in the front row and then they did them to To service of giving them the summer house arrow dings. I was like, don't bring underpump rules down to summer house.

Summer house is the secondary show. You don't bring ding with Ariana pointers. Well, you know who was really upset they didn't have a sweater on that front row was Andy because he was in there too. And he didn't even get an arrow. So, Arianna, so Arianna, he's like, okay, moving on. Raquel, we saw you buy the lightning bolt necklace that matches Santa Claus. Does that necklace have the meaning that we all think it does? And she's like, yeah, it does actually.

It was significant to who we became in my life, a purveyor of cheap jewelry. And I know that's not what anyone wants to hear, but our relationship was like lightning and bolts. It was significant to like who we became in my life, a purveyor of cheap jewelry, you know? And I know that's like not what anyone wants to hear, but like our relationship was like lighting and bolts. And these Savannah pumps are like, I don't understand this. I mean, you know what was on camera, it's super evocative, okay?

It's called sexy unique restaurant, not sexy provocative restaurant, okay? And you had that same conversation, same with that conversation with Ariana. It says if you were acting as some sort of weird charade, it's almost like in your mind. You are in some pageant, where you are acting apart. Competing with other women. And James goes, well, she isn't going to win this one either Lisa. She doesn't win pageant. No, that is not. It's like I'm going to call that.

That is kind of funny. Funny. So, Raquel, first of all, this is so fucked up, okay. But don't you think at this point that Raquel is just wanting somebody to catch her? I mean, she's, as we find out later with the big bombshell, this has been going on forever and she's like, how long is this going to go on? Where he's just going to keep telling me he can't break up with Ariana because she's depressed. He can't break up with Ariana because of this.

Well, we find out later from Tom's own interviews with Howie that he didn't break up because they're a brand. And that's why they were staying together. And he didn't want to lose the brand of Tom. And first of all, what did he do? He did. He idiotic thing to say. But he didn't want to lose the brand of Tom and there, first of all, what did he do? She idiotic thing to say, but he didn't want to lose the brand of it all. So at this point, don't you think Rekel is just thinking, okay, well, so they're staying together because they're a brand and this is bullshit.

Like I'm literally gonna follow him around wearing lightning bolts and then I'm gonna buy a lightning bolt necklace that matches his. Surely somebody's gonna call us out and she's gonna break up with Tom. Surely. Yeah. So Lisa's like, but how did you feel when you looked her in the eyes, this person who had loved you and defended you for so long?

I mean, to me, that is the most mind-boggling, gobsmacking, astounding, jolly, waggling, peanut buttery. Smack a bouquet-wint flabbergs, flippity flabbergy, piece of fimsy flumsy, pippity-boppity, gupity flammerty, pippity-boppity. Pallipa-lunery, pappadashery, harborscotery, pimpity, pimpity, pimpity, pimpity, pimpity, bullock, pimpity, bopp the busy, do I've ever seen. And James just like, thank you for fun

like getting that out. I was about to, yeah, I mean, look, like look, neither one of us really had time to process this, okay? Like we made a mistake, we tried to rectify it and pretend it didn't happen. So that's what we were trying to do, bro. We were just trying to move on,

but like fun Halloween costumes and lightning bolts. And Aaron was basically just like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like all the, she's doing all the emojis. So, he's like, look, we made a mistake. We tried to act like it didn't happen. We didn't want to hurt anybody. So that's what we both trying to do.

And then he's like, oh, by the way, Riyanna, what about your eggs? And she's like, they're just frozen, not fertilized. Thank God, they want that DNA mixed with mine. And he's just like, same. I know, those eggs are like hiding somewhere. They're like hiding behind a bus somewhere, waiting for the coast to clear.

Those, those eggs were like the toys at the end of Toy Story 3, about they were like all holding hands, like I guess this is it guys, we're getting the sand of all DNA and then like luckily they were saved. So, uh, Andy Asso Sandivall has been with anyone since Raquel and he's like,

no, yeah, right. You're traveling around the fucking country with your stupid fucking band, people are throwing themselves at you and you're not fucking half of them. Give me a fucking break. I don't believe that for two seconds. And Katie's like, well, what about the girl in the bar?

And Ariana goes, yeah, well, and he's like, I didn't sleep with anyone Katie. Like he starts yelling, they start yelling at each other. But then Ariana says, oh, you know, I can tell you who he did sleep with after Raquel, me. And then Tom goes, yeah, and she kept her t-shirt on. It was really hot.

Everyone's like, oh my God, you're such a fucking dude. Oh my God, are you fucking hitting me? So after all this, like, oh, I'm so sad, he then is basically just like shaming her. And that's the point where it's like, okay, all'm so sad. But he then is basically just like shaming her. And that's that's the point where it's like, okay, all of these moments during this reunion that I've been like, guys, maybe you're being a little too harsh. I mean, telling someone they're like, you know, nothing that they're worthless. Guys, come on, maybe we shouldn't go stoop that low. No, at this point, get the fucking pitch for it.

So what the fuck is this guy thinking? Stone him, Stone him. No, I have just gotten massively distracted because my parents are here visiting this week. And while we were recording this, I'm in my little office area. My parents are watching TV, and they're playing the TV very loudly.

And they've just been watching CNN and news and things like that. And I hear in the other room, I heard the ding dong of the watch what happens live promo. I was like, this is my guest who's on the stairs. I was like, oh my God, are my parents watching Bravo? They're trying to support right now. And I heard, then I heard, like, we're back with the reunion. And I was like, oh my God, my parents are watching

the Van der Pum Rules Reunion right now. This is this can't happen, this can't happen, this can't happen, this can't happen. No, no, no, no, no no we gotta stop this save them save them that's funny oh I just want to see your parents reaction to the Vanderpump rules are you gonna bring them on get him in here but I will I will you know what maybe we'll they're gonna be coming to the show in San Diego by the way No, they're so it's not on camera get them in here right now and say hey dad What would you what's part of why they just they just they just turned it on so they need to watch a little bit

They need to make a mix in the drama. Yeah So we're past the okay, so Santaval just says this really fucking disgusting thing And so they start yelling at him. Lala's like you're're a dick and James's like, disgusting, what the fuck is that? And Schwartz goes, oh my God, Santa Claus, don't say that. Santa Claus, like, sorry, dude, I'm sorry. And so now Schwartz buries his face in his hands, like he's just like finally realizing

he's on the wrong team, you know. This was not unlike the season finale of succession or the series finale. It was not unlike that. It's worth it as well. This was that character staring into the lesson river. You know, we just works. We work so hard. We were everything was going so well. Everything we were all together, man. Yeah. So then, then we get into Raquel versus Rachel, which I thought was an interesting line of questioning. So Andy's like, Raquel, people started going, you Rachel after this whole thing happened because you changed your name to Raquel when you were how old Raquel.

It's kind of fitting actually with like your intelligence level, et cetera. I was in the first grade, because there was two other Rachel's in Ariana goes, yeah, and she wanted to feel special. She's, yeah, she is, but you're not. You're not special. I was like, oh, so.

I almost cringed and then I remembered five seconds ago. Yeah, I also was like just like five seconds also my whole unclenched immediately. Yeah, I remembered five seconds ago and I also remembered that if I wait five seconds that like in this will be okay. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come. Ronnie and Ben here, since we started the podcast, we've dissected a lot of shows that have featured hilarious, insane, and internet breaking moments. Okay, Ben, what is your pick for the most insane Bravo fight?

I want to throw it back to the crazy leg throwing fight, see what I did there? Throwing on Real Housewives of New York, which I mean, I mean, that's a classic, and for those people who do not know about it, first of all, shame on you, just kidding, no shame. But former real housewife of New York City, Aviva Dresher, okay, was responsible for one of those bizarre cat fights in the history of real housewives. Because while she was yelling her iconic line of the only thing that is artificial or fake about me as this, this woman threw her prosthetic leg across the floor at LeCirc, okay, it horrified everyone.

Yeah, Aviva really sent the internet to a frenzy, and she won instant immortality status, even if not another season, you know. And on the topic of wins and legs, we wish Break a Leg to all the artists competing on Audible's music competition podcast Breakthrough, who are about to perform their final songs before the show crowns a winner. I'm just like, I can't believe how close we are to the series finale by the way. I mean, I just realized like it is right here, it is upon us. I also have no idea who's going to win. I don't either, and I like that they still have not been actually seen by the judges. I think that that's really cool. You know, the judges aren't going to see, like, literally see,

what they've been dealing with until the finale. Yeah, and I like that that's really cool. The judges aren't gonna see, like literally see, what they've been dealing with until the finale. Yeah, and I like that the winners can be picked based on their growth and their overall performance throughout the season. Honestly, I really can't wait. Yeah, it's really the way that they did it without kicking people off. It's just like these are the people that we wanna develop.

Who did we develop the most? I really like, it's a nice twist on that genre, and I'm really excited to see who's gonna win. We can't believe it's almost coming to an end. Join us to check out the next episode. Listen on Audible or wherever you get your podcasts, go to audible.com slash crappins. That's audible.com slash crappins.

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Taxes and other fees still apply. Merch-o. So Rekel's like, yes, she's like, so my family calls me Rachel and my friends call me Rekel. And Ariana's like, well, you don't have any more of those. So Rachel, it is. You're in my family now. Oh my God, I knew we were like sisters.

Ariana was like, it's really hard to burn this girl. She doesn't follow it along. Yeah. So, Lala is like, Rikkel goes, yeah. Well, when someone says your name, besides the name that you request to be called, that's a disrespect. And Lala should know how that feels.

I'm not like, no, it's not because Lala is a nickname. You moron. It's not a name that I changed. Do you think? Rekelle is a nickname. Lala is like, you change your whole fucking name. Rekelle is like, I didn't change my name legally. She's like, when you said that, me, you didn't legally change your name,

or you didn't change your name to the word legally. I didn't change my name to legally. Can't you follow along with me? Oh, you're such a fucking morons. I know they can't even fight with her because she just keeps going. She's like, uh, Rickah lives a nickname for Rachel. It's very, it's very common, okay? So Andy's like, uh, did your parents know

what Santa was all about this whole thing? And he's like, uh, yeah, my mom knew she was, you know, surprised. She was like, this isn't good. And I'm like, I know mom. She's like, no, I was talking about the appetizers at your new restaurant. Not good, honey. That was, I was, I was appetizers at your new restaurant. Not good, honey.

That was, I was, I was eating the lobster corn dog. I'm sorry, were you fucking? Yeah. It's just, there's a lot in my mouth. I couldn't really focus on this. How's Ariana, by the way? This cost me half a million dollars. This is, this is shit.

This is some Costco lobster. Okay. So, as like what she disappointed and Sandivall was like, she was like, this is not good. Yeah, like you did, like I literally just said. And then he's like, well, so did you spend Christmas and St. Louis together? And Sandiv was like, no, absolutely not.

And he's like, okay, and then your family met right now. And he's like, yeah, like when they've been out here to Los Angeles for like, as a restaurant and stuff, you know? Well, what do they think of her? And Ariana goes, that she's a whore. And Santaval's like, yeah, they think she's a whore. She's what they should.

All right, welcome back. That was fun. Okay, I want to talk some more about something we haven't talked about yet. Santaval and Rick Hills are fair. So how did it go from a one night to a full relationship? And Santa Vaughn gives it big long. Dude, you just, you know, a motion, it got the best of me, Andy. You know, it's like

that was a song. P-A-S-S-S-I-O-N, got me in a jam again. What can I say? So he says that it became a relationship in January and Schwartz was like, yeah, well, that's when you said you were in the LOV word or LOV word, you know what I'm trying to say. He's like, okay, we got it. He goes to L word, you know, LOV. Thank you, Schwartz. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for playing Scrabble with us today. So I'm gonna be asked for a kill where she sees themselves in a year and she's like, um, it's too soon to say Andy and James gets on over there gonna be they're gonna be in a poop house. A poop house made of dog shit. How's where they're gonna be?

All right. All right. That's enough James. You can settle down. The house made of poo poo. You're gonna be in All right, all right, that's enough jams you can settle down. The house made of poo poo. You're gonna be in a poo poo, cock-cock-cock house. Fat man is gonna eat too much and make poo poo and you're gonna get me living sorry to bit. Fat man, poo poo house.

Dude, I would actually kinda like to see that. And the jam just keeps on going, he's like, pippu had both of you, pippu heads, pippu, Pippu heads. If I want to a Chinese restaurant, I don't order the Tom and Tom platter. Or a zi could call it, Pippu platter, there we go. Oh, stop, James.

So Santa was like, look, we're both in like vulnerable situations. And Ariana just looks like, are you fucking kidding? You're in a vulnerable situation because he's still trying to put this narrative out that he was just an emotionally abused, you know, poor, poor Tom. Yeah, poor Tom. Yeah, we were both in vulnerable words that it's hard to know if the feelings are real or not.

When you both just said you in love, do you understand my logic, Raquel? I can see through your eyes. You have no idea what I'm saying. Do you? She's like, I think he means when it first happened. And she, but isn't that now? Didn't you say just started happening? And Ariana's like, oh, don't worry, he gave her all the answers ahead of time.

And she's like, I'm just trying to let you guys know and fill you in if you want to know. Like, we were trying to figure out if it was like superficial or if it was real. Yeah. And Rickles, like, and Lisa's like, but what, but you know, but what if it was super fish? What if it was just exciting and superficial? That came in great expense, much like the Vanderpumpelene collection, not available for cheap. It is expensive and luxurious. And Rickles, like, I admit that, and I'm sorry, Ariana.

And Ariana's like, I don't accept. And I don't believe you for one fucking second. And Rickles, like, I understand my credibility is shot Itchy ankle itchy ankle itchy ankle itchy ankle itchy ankle listen I hate the girl as much as anybody else, but can somebody get her some cord is all I mean what else going on with your ankle I've never seen an ankle an ankle twitch like this. It's weird. So Vanderpump's like oh Well, Swaltz and what did you tell him about this? You knew about this Schwaltz?

Did you tell him it's nuclear? And he's like, I said it's all Ariana, because otherwise it's gonna hurt our lobster corn dog sales, you know? I mean, it's gonna be nuclear. You know, like a nuclear war. What if Russia attacked us with zero sales of corn dogs? What would we do?

And Mary Ann is like, I'm glad it went nuclear. And Rick tells like, yeah, well, I'm mad because I made Lala write about all her accusations. And she goes, yeah, I love it. I'm glad you're out of that relationship. I'm glad I got it right. Sx. OK, all right, this is getting a little too OK.

All right, Lala, how did you get your black eye? Oh no, Andy, you've gone back to Salt Lake City. Someone gets him out of that reunion, please. Oh, so Lala's like, yeah, I'm glad she's out because I love Ariana dearly in San Abel, because oh, you know, never dearly Lala. She's I do never dearly. I never so dearly in Sanabonga. Oh, you know, never dearly. La la. I do never dearly. I never so dearly. I ate her cookies in your cars. Yeah.

Oh, yes. So basically, yeah, they're basically, basically, La la, I mean, Raquel's time is ending. So they're like any last words, any last words. And because Raquel keeps on saying, you know, I'm just like really sorry to the people I've hurt through the process. And then we go back to the trailer and Brock's like, just nine the people walking, she nine the people.

And she was like, yeah, where's my apologies? I see that. So you're not there. You just as a restraining wordy, because you hit her with your non-fist. She now. Okay, your fistless fist. Okay, so Rekel is basically like, she's like,

well, I'm learning that this is a learning process and I'm learning to the process that you can learn things and I wanna be a better friend to people who are in my life and her head is like all two of them. She's like, yeah, and I'm realizing, I suddenly realize now, now that I've aged out of pageants that my actions affect people. So there we have it. You dumbass, you're a waiter. How do you not understand that your actions affect other people? You're, you fuck up one thing at that squirrel. Nobody gets fed. Don't, don't

try and give me this line of bullshit. Rick, how's that person who comes to your table and doesn't write anything down? And then your dad goes, oh, are you sure you're not gonna write this down? That's like dad's hate that, you know? And then she's like, no, I'll remember it. And then she just brings you all the wrong stuff. Yeah, you know.

So, and he's like, okay, let's leave it right there. And we're gonna come back with some final thoughts. Funny to say that these with some final thoughts. Funny to say that these people have actual thoughts from the group. So everyone gets up and Ariana's like, yeah, I go skedaddle. Lisa Vanderpump is literate. Like she stands up and she's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, double, doogie, doggle. She just starts kind of stumbling off on steady. So then Raquel pulls Tom backstage and she's like, come over here while I take off

my infinity dress and turn it into jogging pants. And he's like, okay. So she's like, oh my God, kiss. You have stuff on your face. That was really brutal, right? And she's smiling like she just did the greatest. She just had the greatest time. But I know, she's got the audest behavior.

She really does. And Raquel is like, you know, it's hard to admit to everyone and everything, like when everything's laid out in front of you. Everything we've done and like how we've heard so many people and it's like really hard to accept that. And I'm like seeing the person I've become and this isn't who I wanna be. I wanna have my long hair back again.

This Bob just isn't doing it for me anymore. Okay, this is not who I wanna be. I don't wanna be a person who hurts other people with their Bob. You know, there's like no tears, but she's trying to cry. And Santa was like, I know, that really sucks. And it's like really hard for all these people to think of like, we're the most evilist people ever.

It's like, oh, god, this is the essence. It's like one of the dumbest fucking gas on TV. I can't. The most evilist. Like, how do we not lie? I mean, like, La La and James guys come on bro. Lala and James are gonna say mad things about me. Yeah, that's what level you've taken yourself down to, okay?

You idiot. You did this to you. And then Raquel is like, and his comment about Ali being an upgrade got me cause like, she is at this point actually. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha of a common enemy and then they both start cracking up more. Like, no. No. No. Haha. Haha.

And Santa Claus does the thing that people only do in 80s movies when things get tough, which that he puts himself up against the wall and it's like, man. He does. He's like, no one ever does that in real life, but he does it. So then Raquel is like, yeah, yeah, a common enemy, what you just said, I guess these are the consequences. I just learned about that. So then termaya comes in and he's like hi Raquel. So guess what we have a car here and it's

gonna drive you off a cliff in Malibu. So any last words okay you gotta go. Sorry if my papa. Roder's having my Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa.

I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. I'm not talking about Chico Lala Papa. So, she leaves and Mala on stage, it's just still back, you know, still off camera chatter. But she's like, um, so Ariana's, can I ask you something? There was an emotional there. So, if he said, I'm feeling a certain way towards for Calth, what would she do? And she's like, um, I would say, here's your two options. You were done or you never

fucking see her again. Not that she goes, yeah, but like, would you be as upset as you were like the way that she found out now? As if she just told you. And she goes, um, eventually no, but like, you don't go for friends. That's what I'm saying. So then, but you know what I do go for subway foot longs, which are on sale for the rest of the week. Ehm. So Rekel drives off and Ambi brings us back.

We're back. We're back. We're back. Hi. So Ambi's like, well, we are back with the season three reunion of Patelmick. Whoa, where am I right now? I'm so confused. We're still doing the restraining border, Dosey Dull.

So Bethany Frankl is that Bethany, are you mad? Did Sonya try to start a liquor brand called Slurry Girl? When you've already got Skinny Girl or Slutty Girl, whatever the hell it was, Sony even still here. It's Sony. So how many send Andy back to Sag Hopper so we can get his head straight, his awful. So he's like, so Shina, you just watched,

you just watched Rikeltock, like what did you think? And she's so sharp ass past like not even one to your Do you know how many tears I shed like I could barely even eat my son chips because they would get soggy before they would even hit my mouth I was crying so hard mostly because I discovered that sun chips Southwest flavor are the best. Thank you No, my favorite part about sun chips are their corners. So Andy My favorite part about some chips are their corners. So anti his like. Of course, of course, the only chip so he has a corner for corners. So it's also like my favorite state formation. So end of like, all right, follow thoughts for

Greg, I'm about to have a mental break out. Is sheena, okay, everyone that was very intense. We're gonna ask some breakdown. Is sheena, okay, everyone else is very a tons of freedom. We're gonna ask some stupid questions. Sheena, do you think you're a Brocklox, or a second baby? At least it's like, oh, you have to, you absolutely have to have another adorable little

guala bag without Australian. Do it, Sheena, do it, do it, do it. She's like, no, not soon. Not anytime soon. I was like, okay, that was anti-climactic. So James, are you doing any more festivals? And he's like, well, you know, got a couple of festivals looking at me the moment. So we'll see where that works out. I believe we'll be doing a little birdie told me that I might be headlining the shop right festival of savings coming this summer.

So keep an eye for me in aisle seven. So Katie, are you going to find some? Oh no, the before Katie, sorry Katie. Swords, do you think you're going to ever get married? I mean, usually people don't get Bob Balligan, Bob Ballabang glasses until they've given up. So where are you? And he's like, well, I think there's probably

like a five percent chance of me getting married ever again. But I think that I'll fall in love many times, Andy. But you know, I don't know that I'm really away from me marrying, and I mean, do I look hot when I'm married? Because like when I was married, I thought I was really hot, but God, looking back on it, I don't think I was as hot as I thought.

Anybody? I'm just a boy. Oh wow, that was more depressing than it really should have been. Oh God, I'm just gonna cry internally for a second. I'm not back. Okay, Katie, do you wanna be a mother someday? She's like, no.

She's like, I didn't really care about being a mother. I just wanna sort of family. And I'll just be like a cool aunt. That's off in the country with a hot young guy. Like, I don't know, weird al a mother. I just want to start a family. And I'll just be like a cool aunt that's off in the country with a hot young guy, like, I don't know, Weird Al Chalamet or something. You know, a different one every month. Just like Weird Al's music, new parodies never can end.

That was a weird answer, right? I never really wished to be a mother anyway. I just wanted to start a family with someone. That's weird. Well, I think she meant like she wasn't. The baby was less important than the idea. Like meeting someone that she liked and then they can start something from there. Oh man, I don't know. I think if you want to be I think if you're going to be a

mother, well, I guess that's not true. I guess you don't have to want to be a mother to be a good mother. Right. You don't even have to have a baby to have a family. How about that? Yeah, who knows if my mom even wanted to be a mother, but I'm sure she's glad now. Yeah. This goes sounds like a lot of work. Like Lisa, don't shit on Katie's banging hot guys and they're talking to each other. Yeah, I mean, this is one of the most sensible things she's ever said. Yeah, Katie learned from Tom that most men are men are most men.

Most men are pieces of shit and she's gonna go and joy or fucking life and if she finds it she finds it good for her you know I don't even like the girl but I say good for her go fuck everybody in France or wherever you're gonna go you know so um then Andy's like Santa mo how are you gonna move forward with this group I don't know that there's an answer for that he's just like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and starts crying for real. Yeah. Because he realizes he's just fucked his whole career.

Like, you don't have a cover band without a TV show, and you don't have a restaurant or two without a TV show. Like, it's all gone now, stupid. Yeah, and he's spent all your money. And your mom's. So, and he's like, I understand what I do. It was very fucked up, but like, under that, I'm human too. And like, I make no things. And like, I'm you the terrible one, and I hurt

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It's okay. But I want you to know I will always love you. And guys, I will always cheer you on from a lot. And like real tears and andies, like, they cut to Ariana's face. And she's just kind of looking at him. But I was like, wow, there's not even disdain. Is she is she thinking like, wow, there's not even disdain. Is she thinking like, wow, these are real tears. Like, finally, something is coming out.

I thought, like, I thought she was a grammar of something where she was like, oh my God, he's finally getting it now. And then he goes, so, Ariana thoughts are like, yeah, I'm really grateful for Shina, Lala, James, Katie, Lisa, and you, Andy, for being there for me today in the last three weeks. And, um, I will not forgive him. And I will not be cheering him on from afar.

So, no. That was great. So good. And he's like, okay, well, we'll be selling ten seasons of emotion and fighting. This is a new one. Where do you think the gang goes from here? And she's like, okay, let me stick this landing. I think I know how to do it. Okay, well, right now it's just far too much to process. But I hope that some of us can find forgiveness and compassion. No, Lisa, they don't want to hear that.

Don't do that. Ariana Gensroface, like, well, WTF? WTF. Did my left eye turn into a W, my right eye turn into a T, am I mounted into an F? Because that's what my TikTok filter says right now. Well, at least a panda, probably literally doesn't care. I mean, all of this, she's just like another day at work

with all of these young idiots. You know what I'm saying? All right, is it time to, all right, wheel me out there, wheel me, put me on the pendulum of the clock. And then we nick a lame. And then she just lands in the center and she's like, here's what we need. Compassion, forgiveness, can't we all love each other the way that I love you? Are we done here?

I'm on military clock. Is it right at this point of the day? Right at this point. And my school back. So Ben's, they basically wrap it up and then in a classically cruel, bravo move. And he's like, where's everyone? Time for a group photo.

Everyone stand here and smile. Like you had the best seven hours of your life right now. He makes them make it all have to stand there and smile together like they're one big happy family Oh, it's so cool like gather in and James walk soft going these are the best days of all laws Mickey wiki wiki wiki and she is like I'm with them all summer running So everybody packs up their stuff and they're leaving. They're all saying bye and Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha final interview with a vampire. And so Andy's like, all right, what's that? So why did you get mad at Ramona's thing? Andy, you really need to take a break. No, just one more. Patrick, the producer's like, I got it from here, Andy, you go rest yourself. Okay. Hey, Rikowl, you seem like you're in a lot of pain. Why is that? And she's like, um, I think it's important to me to for me to tell the truth. And I think that I've been lying.

You think you've been lying by the way, I think you should know if you're lying. I think I've been lying and been so disfigured this entire time. And I don't want to lie anymore. And it's all out there anyway. The worst is out. Yet I'm still finding myself having to lie about specific timeline things. This lady, okay. So then we see the clip of Sound of All Going We Only Uncends One Time. And Lala's saying, it doesn't matter how many times it was if it was one of 100 scabots and I was saying yeah does wow out and then it cuts back to Jeremiah I assume saying but you did

maintain some untruths after a union didn't you why would you do that she's like me because he feels like it would be less hurtful to say this wasn't going on for so long. So at what point was it a regular thing? Like while we were filming. She's like, um, the second time it was actually in Mexico. Like I was like, we can't see each other. This isn't going to be a thing.

But then like that first night in Cancun, he was like really drunk and then he was trying to find his room and I heard him in the hallway being like, don't they, is stop me, Quarto. And I was like, I have a quarter and then he came in and we banged and oh my god, I was crazy. I'm so in love with Mary. I'm gonna wear it. I was like, where's the pregnant? Where's the, I'm pregnant. Where's the, I don't know, we robbed a bank together. I need something more. This is your bombshell that you were fucking the whole time. We knew this. You disappeared for three hours during the wedding together.

We know that you were fucking, I need more. Murder, I need more. The bruises are like, yes. The bruises are like, so did you guys have, so you guys have like, sex multiple times in Mexico? And we're cows like, yeah. So it's regular ongoing thing with you too. She's like, yeah. And it's regular on going thing with you too.

She's like, yeah. And I don't remember how often it would happen, but it definitely picked up speed more like after we wrapped filming and like, yeah, he met my mom and like she was right in the situation and that was LA. He's met her mom, she's saying. Oh yeah.

And so that's what I meant to say. And then the producers like, so did what I meant to say. And then the producer was like, so did you ever go to St. Louis? And they show a photo of her and Tom in St. Louis in December from Instagram. And she's like, I don't recall ever going to St. Louis. What are you doing? There was an arch there.

There's an oversized arch there. You would remember St. Louis. They're like sliding down the arch in St. Louis, like together holding hands. It's like, well, I don't recall. What's your point, Rick? Why are you bringing back? Why are you bringing everybody back here six days later in the same goddamn dress you were in a couple of weeks ago to confess all this new stuff if you're still going to sit here and lie. And why is why is St. Louis the thing

that you're gonna still be secretive about? Why that? The priest is like, I mean, even you tell me with your face, like in your actions, like, I'm reading it all over you. And she's like, I have a really bad poker face. Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh,

I don't know you're supposed to say poker face. Oh, sorry. So, so he's like, just say it. You can say it, Rickale. And she's like, if frickin' happened, okay? And I definitely felt guilty. A huge part of me wanted to tell her, like it ate me alive, not to tell her.

I mean, I even suggested like, what would Ariana think of having me as an addition and he was like No, no, she wouldn't be into that and she's smiling and shrugging like she's in the wrong I could be in a threple and he goes so a threple and she's like yeah, cuz like Ariana is a person I love and then also like I'm in love with sand of all so like it didn't seem that far-fetched of an idea to me, but it was not something in question. He's gonna kill me. Oh, man, I just hate lying so much.

The previous was like, okay, so what happened the night you guys went on to the jacuzzi? Did you guys hook up that night? The night that time... I can't believe what said he didn't. I can't believe that Rekel was over a send of os last night Well, Ariana was out of town, and I can't believe that they were also in the hot tub to get Rekel's like no, I definitely did not hook up the cruises like are you lying? No, you look different

Are you lying? No, you look different. Ah, okay, well, he asked me not to disclose this information, especially now with like being so isolated. I feel like Thomas is my one person that I do have. And if I just like went and betrayed him, then I really would have nobody. But that's what you're doing. What are you doing?

I mean, I don't understand her. Does she think they're not recording? Are they telling her like, okay, just tell us we won't record it I mean what's going on because she's acting like She's acting like she thinks they're not working. I mean what the fuck dude? So he's like, well, you already came clean so listen you ripped the bandaid off. What's one more detail? You know, I mean you rip a bandaid off what happens?? You just bleed more, who cares? Just keep ripping them off, okay? You've got stitches, rip them off!

And she's like, she starts crying, but not really. And she's like, it's the one story we agreed on getting straight. And I know that that's the reason why Tom won into live, not it, because it's a really bad look. Gonna hook up with someone's boyfriend in their own house when they've gone out of, ow, my ankle. ankle something keeps biting my ankle. Do you see it? No, I'm swear there's something biting my ankle It's ghost Charlotte The curse has worked

Yeah, she's like I think it's such a bad look to Yeah, she's like, she's like, she's like, it's such a bad look to me. So, I got to some point where in their own house, when they've gone out, especially for like a funeral of all things. So like, I don't know if this is like, fucking Jill's my soul. Like, I'm just like, I'm so sick of like, I hate it.

I hate being deceitful. It's horrible. And I've never been to say it Lewis. I hate lying. How to what a whack-a-do. And it just ends the final thing on the screen says, Rick Hell sighs deeply and sobs. I was like, can you please at least end with a,

and close the raspberry. I'm like, what the fuck was that? This was the bombshell. We knew that they found in that hot tub, okay? We all knew it. And Jeremiah, by the way, where's the fuck was that? This was the bomb cell. We knew that they fucked in that hot tub, okay? We all knew it. And Jeremiah, by the way, where's the follow up question? Where was Schwartz? Where Schwartz in the hot tub?

Where Schwartz fucking with you? Was that a dream sum? What the hell? I need more. There are more questions to be asked, sir. Jeremiah, get your eyes back and bind that camera, okay? We still got six hours left to this.

Well, until then, that's the end of Vanipomp rules. What a feisty season. Looking forward to not having to do these two hour recaps in the middle of the night anymore. I have to say, they've kind of drained my soul, but I am looking forward to doing this. Really, I have the great secret. I am looking forward to doing secrets revealed in Columbus,

because that will be very fun. And it'll be one last audio to a crazy, crazy season. I'm so glad we all went through it together. Wow, what a crazy few months, but thank you so much for being with us. We love you guys. Go find all our links on watch what crappens.com tickets for the live shows this week. We'll see you soon, San Diego. If you want this video right now Go to patreon et cetera. You know the drill guys. I've said it a million times tonight But the truth is we'd love you very much and we're glad you're here and we will see you next time

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