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Episode Date: January 23, 2019

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Arules. We are streaming this on TV party and we are also recording it. So if you want to watch us on video and set a listen, just go over to patreon.com. A little of this got cut off at the beginning, which is why it's a little janked up. But we're starting to talk about Vanderpump Rules, how great this season is, even though we kind of know what's coming up. Because! So Vanderpump Rules has kind of been spoiled all over Twitter anyway since it came out. And this night, I was there at this girl's night thing because our friend Katie was there because she was doing some project with Ariana.

And so I went into this girl's night thing and I was like no thanks okay there were people it was asked to ask in there Billy Lee is all upset so now I know why because you know I saw the episode but I was like what's wrong with her and she's like at the hostestation like you know and I was like oh god she's mad but then our friend Kimberly was like I have to get a picture with Billy Lee and I was like, oh God, she's mad. But then our friend, Kimberley, was like, I have to get a picture with Billy Lee. And I was like, listen, I always drunkly make an ass out of myself every time I see Billy Lee. Like I go and they're like,

oh, I'm always like totally wasted. And she's like, please, please just get me a picture with Billy Lee. So I was like, hey, Billy Lee, hey, what's up? My friend needs a picture. And Billy Lee is obviously like visibly upset. And I just throw my friend behind the host to stand and the picture is like this.

Billy Lee's like, and then our friend Kimberly smiling. So that was our little piece of history. So you're welcome, Kimberly, we got it. Wow. See, I remember that girl's not in thing because I think we had lunch with Hannah that day, right? And I was under the weather so I couldn't go to Yeah, yeah, it was dramatic dramatic day. I was so mad. I was like I remember I was like coughing

Remember I had my epic cough of the summer It like lasted through like every single live show like and everyone at the shows we come up to me and be like Ben are you okay? I'm really concerned. And then people in Philadelphia were not having it. I was like, I'm not going out to party tonight. I have to like, this cop is like killing me and we have like 10 more shows. And people in Philadelphia were like, suck it the fuck up. You're in Philadelphia.

I was like, sorry. They're like, no, no. Look, we made up three hard core. They're like, we made up three hard core. They're like, we made up three hard core. Yeah, they are hard core. But yeah, I had that terrible cop so I couldn't go to girls and I didn't know. So sad. Like we made up cream cheese get it together. Yeah, they are hardcore. But yeah, I had that terrible cough. So I couldn't go to girls night in. I'm so sad. Well, sorry that didn't make it into the footage, Ben.

I know. I know. There should have been a little scene of Ben just being like, I can't go. It just been me like under a comforter. Be like, Ben's night in. How ironic that I had to spend a girl's night in on girls night in. Yeah, we had fun and we didn't really have fun there because we had to get out of there. It was too much. But Katie Kazzorla left her keys. She dropped her keys somewhere and so that's the night she had to break into pump to get her keys again. So then we had to do like a caper getting her over the fence

to get her key. I mean that was so clever. So I can't believe it. So no matter what happened on this show, we had fun. So there's girls not in. Yeah. So this episode opens up with like some tricky monocle. I feel like I feel like tricky monocle isn't as tricky monocle on Vanderpump rules. It's almost like there's like a girl group It's like the Monaco X or something like that. It's like it's like the band that she left Although I think we actually had a whole backstory about the band that she left to start our monster Well, that's the band that she started but that I think she Oh, I thought Trixi Monaco was in three our mocked epists and then broke off to have a solo career like Stevie Nix

I would not be surprised if she left some other group, started three-arm octopus, had issues again and decided just to go solo. And it's been working on this passion project with Paul, the producer ever since, you know? Yeah. Well, I don't know about this band because they're very on the news. You know, which is kind of her thing. Yeah. I don't know about this band because they're very on the news. You know, which is kind of her thing. Yeah, but this this song goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, drinking party Sunday, fine day.

Let's get to Austin. Hey, yeah. It's like it's not very lyrical. It's just sort of like this is what I'm doing. Right. This is let's like let's let's just sing about what I'm actually planning to do in the next 30 minutes. Yeah Getting up my car go with me to the store buying some gum

Oh no Uber surging. Oh, no. Let's check lift lift sucks to which what are we to do? Take whichever Oh take whichever. Oh, Trixie. So Lisa is talking to Tom over at Sir and she tells us Sir was never open for brunch, but then Billy Lee came up with this idea to solidify her place in the LGBTQ community. Yeah, yeah, exactly because Billy is not doing brunch with Billy. She wants to raise her profile So they're all very excited. I forgot to check to see if Billy Lee invited like included Katie and Ariana and

Stasi and Kristen and Gina in her brunch or it's just I guess you know, it's pretty mean I would be nope she didn't that's just her oh well that's that's really that's really interesting isn't it oh billy Lee interesting huh I mean look what whatever we end up saying about billy Lee today I would like to think her at the very beginning of this to say thank you for coming out

to play you know I mean I always respect a girl who comes out and just like starts to play to get her job on the show. You know, you know, the girl they're putting you in the back. I don't even think she's in the opening. Is she somebody pointed that out the other day? I don't think she's not open credits. No, the bus boys are in the opening, okay?

Chef Joe is in the fucking opening. You're not gonna put Billy Lee in there. So I think this is a lot of pent up, Billy Lee Anger. Coming. Yeah, well, I mean, I also want to thank Billy Lee in there. So I think this is a lot of pent up Billy Lee and share. Coming. Yeah. Well, I mean, I also want to thank Billy Lee for making us look very sage wise because we predicted this would happen last year. We were like, okay, everyone likes Billy Lee now, but no one seems to be picking up on the fact that she is like a shitzer. And this time next year, her bitch flower will bloom and everyone's going to her and she's gonna see what it's really Like to be welcomed by this cast and sure enough here it is. Yeah, welcome Billy Lee

We'll be hateful with you as we are with she now Yeah, so So Tom wants again. He wants to know what's going on with Tom Tom and Lisa's like very happy She's like Nikolaine the maestro, he's in his element. Don't disturb him. Shhh, shhh, my show is at work. And she really is rubbing it in. She's like, I'm so involved with every facet

of Nicolaine's genius, from unwrapping packages to rolling a dolly, to taping up crystals. I'm there! Me! I'm sorry you can't come, Tom. Look, I've even created my own custom pink bird box bandana. For any time I go into the Nickelane workspace, if I take it off, I will commit suicide in its beauty!

That would be a good bird box in Vanderpump rules. Like, the way here's just so terrible anyway over there. They might as well be walking around with God damn blindfolds on. And then when you take it off, Billy Lee's accusing you of something. I'm surprised that isn't an item on their menu. Bird Box is just like frozen chicken in like a with a bird box. A broken bird box.

Why don't you take us so long just stumble about that? Oh, good box. After a bullet up ever since she was left by that man of the monster truck fixing. So who's that? Who's he married to? That's great guy. Well, I mean, Oh, good Nazi. Was he a Nazi? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I work in a garage from a dad.

Jesse. Jesse something who cares? He's trash, he's on a trash show. Yeah. He's trash, who in my son be? Yeah, I'm just imagining Lisa Vanderbilt on a little robot with like Lala and Sheena and like a feature dogs. Go, boy.

Keep quiet or you will die. Lisa is getting off a plane in China with like the antennas. I can't look. They're saved by a private plane with a little miniature horse on it. It's like, come. That's the reason why she probably left the season of Beverly Hills. She probably was blindfolded and wandered off the sheet After I saw what happened to girl and to boy I could no longer fight with Doreet Lisa Lisa where are you going? Oh, I looked at Doreet

Miss I can't see nothing Lisa that's your hand you're not even in the broken bird box. He cares like now, Doreet, I'm putting a bandana over your eyes. And when people ask why there's a bandana there, just say there's a middle do problem in your eyeballs. And then we'll lift it up and board your actual perform in your eyes, sockets. Oh my God, boy George, I would love boy George if he did the soundtrack for Bird Box.

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The other day I was like, Billy Lee, wasn't it so funny when I said that Kay he was fat? A big fat pig sitting on a wall right there. They're just picky on a wall. I can't believe I was fired. Slubby, slubby, bobby, bobby, bobby. That's what we call Kayty. It's no big deal. She doesn't mind.

At least it's like nice, all right. She's like, well at least you're call Katie. It's no big deal. She doesn't mind at least it's like nice. All right. She's like, well at least you're so great. That's a big step in the right direction. It's like congratulations on being sober at 11 a.m. Yeah. Here's a medal. Exactly. So, um, yeah. So he basically came over to say hello to Billy because you know, he and Billy are our our besties now so Congratulations. He's like congratulations Billy your fatty. It's opposite stay I'm so not I'm not so then we go over to Stasi who has bought a holiday for herself She has bought national holiday for herself. She has bought a national outfit of the day.

Day? What a coincidence. I bought hashtag blessed day. Hashtag blessed. So every time you say that, think of me, I bought that day. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag. Oh, by the way, that's how that scene ended.

Billy Lee was like, thank you, James. Oh. Oh. Namaste. Oh. I appreciate you. Oh. I hate blessed hands. Thank you James You I hate blessed hands. I hate them. I hate people to hashtag blessed Hey, hashtag blessed hands. So I knew we're in for an episode when Billy Lee ended that way Now I don't mind condescending hands which are very similar to the blessed hands condescending hands are like this

When you put your hands together and you like a small headbop like that, that's condescending hands. But breast hands is like, when you do a bow, it's like, no, no, it doesn't work. I love condescending hands too. Like where someone says something so stupid and you're like, let me think about, no. Yeah. It's great. It's like condos, any hands is like you've, you, the idea has been, been thrown at you and you've caught the idea with your hands, pressed against your face, like, uh, this is not going to get me. It's like, it's like those superheroes that can stop a bullet before it hits them.

And they go, mm, no, I'm going to release my hands, let it drop to the floor and chatter. And I'm like, I forgot to turn off my heater this morning and I'm sitting on top of my heater. It's like a cool day and I'm like dying in here. Do you want to turn it off? And I just dropped off. I turned it off but it's a gas heater so it takes an hour for it to cool down. Okay.

It's like, hold on a second, I'm going to cool down. Okay, hold on. All right, everybody. Welcome to hashtag, bless day. Please tag me right, everybody. Welcome to hashtag blessed day. Please tag me every time you use the word blessed on Instagram. Hashtag blessed outfit of the day. Yeah. So there's going to be like a big celebration for outfit of the day at pump.

And so Stasi is going to go over there with bow and bows. He's wearing overalls for the first ever national outfit of the day, day, which is really appalling to Stasi. You know, I just gave up my overalls two years ago. Really? Oh yeah, I have three pairs actually. Then all. I love them.

They make you look fat everywhere, except they hide your mouth and talk. So I like, I looked like a triangle. It was awesome. I love that. Did you wear them with one strap undone? So it looked like you're from like the early 90s. Sometimes, sometimes, yeah. When you want to show Did you wear them with one strap undone? So it looked like you're from like the early 90s sometimes

Sometimes yeah, when you want to show your breast you're like yeah It's not season So Stasi is mortified the ease wearing overalls and then explain so now at first I thought is she saying she invented outfit of the day because I don't think so and so then I looked it up And I was reading all about outfit of the day and where it was invented. It came out in 2008. That's the first time anyone found it was used. Now, look at it. It's so popular. And I was like, I know Stas didn't do this. And I was like, ready to go on a rampage. And then I pressed play and realized she wasn't saying she invented that. She was saying she invented the holiday.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is why I Sprew coffee hashtag blessed put your Bolts in a socket and your brain in a draw day. Yeah, we should come up with a crap in Holiday and I mean we could just do National crap in the day, but I feel like we could do something even better. Yeah, we're about the website because apparently that's what you have to do.

You have to buy a website and call an I-Cal person and be like, okay, Martin Luther King Day is a big deal. But crap ends day. Crap ends day is a day of crap ends. Day of crap and I. Yeah. The crap.

So, um, saucy, this has been very exciting that Bo has been so enthusiastic about, oh, TD because, um, she's, you know, but I love about this season is Dasa uses any excuse just to slander Patrick because I'm totally for Patrick's Landering. Like I love it. I love that she just gets to take him down every week on a national platform and he basically can't say anything except to like, I guess the people who listen to his XM show or whatever. So he's so she's basically says how like Patrick thought that Oh, TD was so awful that she would have to like sneak around his back to do her like outfit of the day selfies. And but Bo has been like so supportive that he made her a light.

And it's kind of like, it just makes me so mad at Patrick. It's like Patrick, you're dating Stasi Schroeder, okay? Like if there's anyone to expect to do silly fashion selfies, it's her. So this is on you. I'm like, I even though you guys are broken up, I'm like, retroactively mad because I didn't get to be mad about it while you were together.

And so I'm saying retroactively leave his ass to usy. I like, when I break up with people, I'm done. Like I don't think about them. I don't, if they like one of my Facebook posts, I burn a computer. Like I don't want it, I don't want it. I don't want it in my life anymore. And so I've given that Patrick, okay?

I've tied the Patrick up. He's gone. He's gone from my memory. I don't care about him. He's stupid. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it in my life anymore. So I've given up Patrick. Okay. I've tied the Patrick up He's gone. He's gone for my memory. I don't care about him. He's stupid. I don't care So now I'm concentrating on figuring out why bow is so nice. There's something weird about this guy He's too nice. He's too perfect. He wears overalls My guess is he's trying to land a wife so that he can just get obese. Okay, that's good. That's my guess I'm gonna just make that Straight though straight people don't they are straight guys are like they don't need to land the wife team. Go because they're like they're like we run the

world. So we're just I'm just gonna start that process now. Oh, are you saying they have cis privilege? Yeah. Yeah. Cis privilege. Cis cis obesity privilege. Cis is a beast. Yeah, I have straight obese privilege. Okay, I'm just gonna get obese whenever I want. Like me. Yeah. Without the straight part. Okay, so Bo is like, so about your mom. I was like, he's even gonna talk to her about his mommy issues. The guy's a serial killer.

There's something wrong with this guy. Yeah. Yeah, Stasi talks about her mom and about her mom is always telling her that she's no good and things like that. We just got like a, I think we're just an excuse just to see your stossie's mom be crazy again. Her saying like, honestly, but you're up here and stossie is just down here in the mock beneath my shoes.

She is, she's like the wet. I'm gonna say that she's, she is the great that Kristen crutched over. And Kristen, Kristen was grabbing her like a crutch. She's like, oh, approval, approval. And Stasi's mom, my favorite line that they re-show they were yearned last night was on. She's like, I feel like an outsider in her life. Like, yes, that's what happens to bad animals that get kicked

outside and left outside the door. Okay. Yeah. And then her mom came out with the Instagram post and she's like, Oh, everybody I was just kidding. People don't understand the kind of relationship I have with my kid. That's what it is. It's love, right? Let's love. And half the post is misspelled and ridiculous. And I'm like, you need to be kicked out. Okay. Yeah. You better watch your ass. Yeah. Exactly. You see I'm not rejecting mother. So, um, so now we go over back to, uh, brunch with Billy and

Katie and Kristen show up. And like a series of big show up, Billy is already annoyed. And she's like, like, um, like, what are they here? Uh, uh, like, what are they doing here? The best thing is that she's telling Tom before they come in. She's like, this day is going to be all about goodbye. So it's like, what are they doing here? The best thing is that she's telling Tom before they come in. She's like, this day is gonna be all about good vibes It's like all this about is all I want me here is good vibes like Because that's how Billy Lee is if you read her Instagram. It's like yeah, it's actually It's the sun in the morning and realize you're looking in the mirror. You're the sun. Blast I hate like this like hot topics Claire's boutique spirituality.

You know, just like, I just want good vibes. Namaste. Like this, like, such basic level, basic in terms of both like style and also, like, in terms of the level. Like it's like the most bland, unoriginal, uncreative, like, unthoughtful, lacking insight, spirituality. The good vibes only, no mistake, good vibes.

Okay, come on. And for those of you who are like, if that's not fake, how dare you? She's like, good vibes, those bitches are in here. What are they doing in here? Oh my god, good vibes on your day, huh? And I also want wanna congratulate Billy Lee because you have fulfilled your destiny as a Van and Pomp Rool's cast member

because that's exactly what we expect from our Van and Pomp Rool's people to be totally hypocritical and totally crazy and to go back and forth between us like being really on your side, to being really against you all within the span of like about two minutes. Yeah, and Tom's like, well, she's been bad for a time, bro. And she's like, well, her energy

smells like dog shit. You need to rebad her. So she goes right up to them. And look, in their defense, which you know, I hate these two. So the horse face number one and horse face number two. I'm not in the habit of defending these girls, but they did just go sit against a wall. It's not like they even came out into the main brunch area, you know, outside or whatever. How are you even start shit in that place? There's nowhere to walk, you know?

They were just sitting against a wall, getting a free meal like any other pretend waiter. Yeah, exactly. So, so yeah, they go and they sit down and Katie is like, ooh, avocado toast. And I really wanna make fun of her loving avocado toast because I'm like, what a basic bitch. But I'm like, I secretly also love avocado toast.

So if I make fun of her, I'm really just self-loathing, which is I guess what this show is about. So anyway, so Billy Lee walks up to me and she's like, hello, random to see you guys here. Uh, uh, uh. Yeah, random. random to see you guys here. Yeah, random, random to see you here, where you work and where you get free food. Crazy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then so then she does the worst thing possible, which is she does the TGI Friday is waiter Neil. So she gets all the way down. Oh, you know, I hate that. the worst. The worst. So she's like, let me come down here to the bad vibes.

Well, trepidacious. Katie's like, that is my word. Katie has like voraciously studied her, her WOTD work day on her calendar. Oh, she's ready to, she's ready to offload on this episode. Yeah, Katie is like this is my episode. I'm coming with some words everybody. Let's see if I can get him out of the mouth. It's Katie always tries to use big words,

but can never even get them out of her mouth. It's hilarious. It's like that's her thing. That's her running. That's her running. She's like Billy Lee. I love your branch. There's so much pulquitude on display.

Muriad of options on the menu. I appreciate it so much. Hey, do you guys have I have some detritus on my table? Can you remove it for me please? So Kristen's like just grabbing a quick freebite for a gun stop these love and Billy Lee is like, well, you know last time we talked it wasn't good because you were coming for James and and Christians like um you don't know what you're talking about Seriously seriously I want a camera seriously And James is one of my close friends and Christians like well I can't tell you not to be friends with him. That's your choice bad stupid choice. It's dumb choice

not to be friends with him, that's your choice, bad stupid choice, it's dumb choice, but whatever. Yeah, and Billy Lee's like, yeah, he's one of my best friends. And then we see a flashback of James bringing Billy Lee flowers after her surgery and he's like, I brought you a bunch of flowers and another flower. If you need to get my vibe, like I literally got you some King's flower. You can make you stuff some cupcakes now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's some flower for your flower she's like whoa so um now it's like a bunch of over-talking but Billy Lee's just coming for them you know and she's like he's one of my close friends and Billy Lee tells Christian well personally I think you're toxic and you're holding on to so much anger and I didn't fuck James. I wasn't intimate with James and Kristen goes

I'm glad for you I'm glad for you. Yeah, so yeah Billy is let Billy tells Kristen Well, I'm sorry Billy is saying that Kristen's campaigning like doing a hate campaign against James and Katie's like Hashtag convenient narrative because you're doing a hate campaign to get Kristen band. So I'm like, Katie has a point, you know? Yeah, because it's, she's like, how is that different?

It's totally different. Okay. YouTube came into James's work when you weren't even working there to start shit with him. Okay. That's totally different. And you're doing it right now. And she was only saying that you should be banned because you come in there and you start shit.

Yeah. I don't know. I just think that Billy Lee be banned because you come in there and you start shit. Yeah. I don't know. I just think that Billy Lee is very hypocritical in general. Like, I think that Billy Lee is a shit starter. And I think that Billy Lee got off the hook last season. And I'm like excited to see Billy Lee get like, get, you know, get the, get like the full band of our rules treatment that lasts. Well, she's doing everything that I love and that I've wanted her to do.

She's going for these two evil girls. And Chris and especially Katie, this, you know, I know with, he is always Katie. She's doing everything that I love and that I've wanted her to do. She's going for these two evil girls and Kristen Especially Katie this you know, I know with it is always Katie. I know that it's always Katie with me But especially Katie and everybody's listening to Katie for some reason. I don't know why so I'm glad it what she's doing in who she's coming for She's just not doing it right. It's like you've got to wait for them to come for you before you go up to their table and just start yelling It's like you can't do that. Yeah, I just wait for them to make the mistake before you go up to their table and just start yelling at them. Like, you can't do that. Yeah, I just wait for them to make the mistake before you. Yeah, Billy is like, because Billy leaves like, you're causing us a drama with my friends

and I work here now, not you. Yeah, I'm like, a, yeah, but like technically, Kristen is like the legacy employee in terms of like employee on a TV show. So and then Kristen, of course, has a good answer. She's like, oh, I'm a customer, and you're causing drama on my table. So that's like kind of weird. It's like, that is true too.

Yeah, that's true, yeah. And so Billy Lee knows that she's lost. So she's like, okay, see you later, best. Yeah, because Billy Lee came over. Great talk. Billy comes over, starts some shit, then gets mad at them for causing shit at the restaurant, and then they're like, um, you're the one who came over to us.

So we're like, we're just trying to get off a cot of toast and some rancid fish. So national, oh, oh, Tee party. Oh my god, it was Lala and Logan show up. It's nice to see that Logan's still hanging around, you know? It's good. Yeah. Well, I feel like there's like a low level gay rivalry happening. I feel like there's like, because there's Logan,

and then there's this other gay guy. I think his name is Zach, who also lingers around in the background. You know, that's like a later one, right? No offense. One of them has a wig. I forget which one. Gays and their wigs. I want to see a movie the other day. There one of them has a wig. I forget which one Gays and their wigs. I want to see a movie the other day There's a gay and a wig and I was like there's no like at least get a wig wig that looks like there's a little skin in your part

Come on gays. We should be better at this. We've been doing wigs for years I think that male wig technology just has not gone to the place that female wig technology has but you know So surgery. Yeah, yeah, fillers. Yeah. Yeah, you guys have women, women's surgery privilege, wig privilege. So anyway, so it's after the day party. And so La La shows up in Brittany and Jack, everyone's just showing up.

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So Jackson Brittney are talking and he's like, Oh, I was thinking about the situation of the meeting. Like, maybe I was a little disrespectful about it. And she's like, you and Lisa, y'all make things to each other. We're so much, just don't get it. Brittany is like, coked out of her mind. I don't know what is happening

with Brittany in this episode. But she's like, on a mother level. I think she's had like a few too many beer cheese sessions. I think that she is like, I think her brain has turned into like half cheddar and I think that like, she is losing her mind and I don't know. She's going down a dark Buddha filled tunnel. Yeah, she's suffering from velvete of fumes or something. Yeah. She's been that factory too long. Yeah.

So Jackson's like, Jackson is now doing his typical apology tour thing where he does like He like flaps his hands a lot and then and waggs his head. He's like, I mean, I like did I overreact like maybe but that's like my girlfriend Like that's my my future wife You know like yeah What is there much to sit by I'm not gonna sit by what you say that things like okay So what you're saying is you are the same person you were before. Yeah, exactly.

So Britney's like, being in conflict with anyone led along Lisa's, I'm gonna put it back my stomach. I appreciate the imagery, but like, I don't know how that's actually physically possible. I don't know how you poop out of your stomach. Well, after that beer cheese. Yeah, the beer cheese will create a hole. I'm sure she's, I'm just like,

for a lot. That's all happy one time. I was watching this documentary and National Geographic and so on. Who gathered some of it? You were watching Aliens, weren't you? So Katie's like, Katie's telling the girls about Billy Lee

and how she came up to them at Branch and Staff. And then I was like, it's like pathetic to me. Like, I tell you, I met James and we kind of made up and he was saying, do you want to come into the studio? And I was like, sure, because that's a positive vibe. So I'm going to Mar-a-night and Katie's like, um, excuse me. Tomorrow night is when we're like supposed to be putting together girls and I and how can you forget, you know, why can't anybody do that?

Flyer. Stepping. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I also like to have Katie opened up the whole conversation with like the most basic phrase of all time. She's like, so me and Kristen, we're sitting there just eating our avocado toast.

Okay, and Billy comes up to us and then he's like, what's going on? I just feel like any sentence that starts. So we were just sitting there having our avocado toast. It's always going to lead to bad things, you know? So yes, Katie Bates, so Lala is like talking about how she's going to go to the studio and Katie's like, but we're going to be making a flyer. I'm really good with print shop and I wanted to show you guys, but basically- It's like five people to making a flyer. Like, I'm really good with like print shop. And I wanted to show you guys, but um, so basically, five people to make a flyer.

Fucking Kate. Yeah. Exactly. So, yeah, cause they're going to be doing girls not in instead of seeing next Tuesday. And they start, what is the sandable go to the studio with this trumpet? Yeah. She's being totally sarcastic.

And I love that that's what ends up happening. Yeah. He's hilarious. That's do that. So Katie's like, I'm just very confused about this convenient narrative about like, as to why Lala would even want to hang out with James, especially when we're all supposed to be planning girls night out for next week. Like, I don't understand that. Like, you know what, shut up, Katie.

Yes, shut up, Katie. She's like, the only way for him to hit rock bottom is when no one takes it anymore. I'm like, oh, so you're trying to help him. Okay, Katie. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he hit rock bottom. And now I feel like Lala is trying to actually be a good friend and like Katie. So here's the thing. I I supported Katie when when James, you know, basically called her fat. You know, I was like, you know, I don't think that's right. Even though there were a lot of descending voices that were like, shut the fuck up Katie. Katie's using this moment, etc.

Which I totally get and I totally appreciate, but I supported Katie in this. But now Katie, this is classic Katie Mean Girl. If someone doesn't align with her agenda, she does this sort of like passive aggressive simmering where she's like, I just can't believe you. You could do what you want, you know, but I just can't believe you would choose to do that. It just shows me what sort of friend that you really are to me. It's like, shut up, Katie. Yeah, but then Katie, yeah, Katie does basically a threat where she's like, you know, you're with, it's fucking Katie. So Lala's like, I don't fucking be defending her at the end of the episode too. That's the funny part. And then this is where Lala just loses me for good.

I mean, Lala kind of lost me a while ago. I'm, I've been a little sick of Lala's attitude going down. But Lala is really this whole letting Katie control you thing because you need the old ladies at the restaurant to be nice to you. You guys are idiots. You shouldn't have made this a young cast a long time ago. And if they want to ice you out fine, start shooting with the younger people in the restaurant, get rid of these eggs. Nobody's like sitting around to watch Katie sit on her fucking couch eating ice cream trying to come up with

the flyer, okay? That's not why we're watching this, Lala. We had, you're like the great Lala hope and you've totally fucked it up. So she's like, I saw James and I had my guard down and honestly, I felt for the cat. but now talking to Christian and Katie I'm starting to feel like he just manipulated me again and La La is no Faddle just because I get finger for scene notes doesn't make me a fiddle As she literally is getting fiddled by Katie. She's like, yes She's like, I am no fiddle. I am a by Ola. Thank you. So she's like, I was being manipulated. Any it you're the one who called James to go meet you didn't call you to try to manipulate you.

You're the one who literally has someone saying to you, but I thought that like we're gonna be doing like like Katie has created an intentional we're gonna be doing, like Katie has created an intentional conflict for you so that way you can't, like, you have to be bound to her. Like, that is the definition of, well, it's not the definition of manipulation, but I'm gonna say it's the definition in my revised section. It is the definition of avocado bird box taste. No one's fiddled. Excuse you, few of you. It's been, I'd like to see Lala go to like some Irish bar in Dublin and just become furious at all the Fiddles my dad used to have a CD called Fiddlesticks and it was just like fiddle music and he'd play it and I'd be like dad please do we have to listen to

fiddle music if it was but wasn't fid music, it was a clever music. I'm telling you, it's a clever music thing. You know, but have you heard of a clever music before a runnyass? I have. It's like, it's like, I've worked on Fairfax for 10 years. Don't forget. The clever is like Yiddish Polka,

and it is in a salt, and I understand his charm, and I appreciate its heritage. But when you're like nine years old on a road trip to like Vermont for like a little weekend and it's all you're hearing in the backseat of your of your parents like Pontiac Bonneville is It's like oh my god, please yeah my parents tell us I don't know

But my parents tell that same story about me except instead of a classroom music It's the Into the Woods Broadway cast record Because it's like has that frenetic like Energy of like So we just triggered by this entire fiddle discussion. Okay, Lala. Triggered. So over at another space on the party,

Tom too is showing that he's not gonna get drunk because he's keeping his promise to be more responsible in public. So this time instead of having shots, he's like, I just can't have a shot right now, not for 20 minutes. I'm like, okay, so now you're timing your shots. Yeah. Here reminds me of, I'm just saying I'm an alcoholic

and be done with it, okay. Yeah, he reminds me of like, I remember one time going to a bar and this guy had like had like six or seven drinks. This is like when I was like 21, 22 and he's like, well, I'm gonna go now, like, but you just, you've been drinking and he's like, he's like, no, don't worry about it. And then he goes and he orders like three or four waters

and he pounds them all in a row. He's like, there, I'm fine. I was like, that's not how drinking works. It's not how it works. Sir. Yeah. So Lisa shows up at the party and she's wearing a pink blazer. She's like, I'm off of the day.

It's full, you know, expressing yourself on your individuality. And I'm off of the day day. I personally have it 365 times a year. Gat it. I'm gonna have a hashtag. Get it. Day. Hashtag. I'm gonna have a hashtag get it day I'm gonna get it right under Vanderfump's little wins

So then Lala goes to harass Tom and Ariana. She's like oh skew skew Like is that fiddling we hear no skew skew Oh my god, I want you guys to have babies. I can wait to see have babies. And Ariana's like, I like, can't wait for the day when men can carry babies. Like, well, I guess you are not acquainted with a future film, Junior. Sorry, I'm sorry. What's Negro? And Tom's like, yeah, I carry a baby.

It's all the way we're going to have one. Do it out. Like yeah. So stop hounding her. The only thing that's more boring than watching people hound area on it to have a bait Like what what year is this that we're still going up to girls like You're turn to have a baby you guys work at a fucking restaurant in West Hollywood. It's not time to have a baby Okay, nobody thinks that except you Also the only thing more boring than watching people hound her about having a baby would be actually watching her have a baby. Okay, so here's my plea to you. At least while you're on this show, do not have a fucking baby.

That's all, in the sense of drunk drug addict baby who's gonna be fucking around on other babies. I do not want to see that baby on my TV. Keep it. I can only imagine Ariana giving birth. I should be like, push. Do I have to push right now? Fine. Push, I mean, the baby's out. I pushed out. Like, it's over. Like, what next?

What's going on? They'd be like, you're not pushing. Okay, Tom's coming out with a drink book before you. She's like, uh, it's like, it's out across the room. Slams against the wall. I can, now I can imagine Tom going into labor. And then once it starts coming out, you just hear. Congratulations. It's a trombone.

I do it. Stupid. Okay, so Tom's like, okay, yeah, he gets. So let's see. So, but at least as at least as basically like, she's talking about, um, because again, Tom, Tom, wanna see Nicolaine's masterpiece and she's like, you know, me telling Tom and Tom to stay away from Tom, Tom,

it's sort of like, you know, a mother being in the kitchen stay away from Tom, Tom is sort of like, you know, a mother being in the kitchen telling her kids, get out of the kitchen. I wanted to be a surprise. You don't know what Chef Penny is about to make for you. Get it. She did kind of do that on this. She's like, it would be a surprise. You know what I mean? I'm like, no, was that a joke? Does that mean it's not a surprise? You know what I mean? It's gonna be a surprise if you know what I mean. I'm like, will there be a mule in there?

Like literally don't know what you mean. Yeah. So Bo is talking to store, but I was like, whoa, look at this. I just slipped up the hashtag outfit of the day. There's five stories, six stories, seven stories. I'm like, guys, that's been a hashtag since 2008, okay. That's kind of unfair.

It's like me saying putting hashtag, hashtag, maga or something and being like, I'm having hashtag, maga, brunch. Ben, look at all these posts. We're famous. It's like, we're, this cruise ship has gotten a little bit cheap, but hey, we made it. We're on Instagram a million times. You know, by the way, I feel like throughout all this, no one ever said what day the day is,

right? Like, after the day day, they didn't say, like, what day, what month and day it was, right? Oh, yeah, we don't know an outfit of the day day is. No, no. They have data. I like that it's outfit of the day day. Outfit of the day day. Bye-bye. And then I'll tell you, it may have been outfit of the day day,

but it certainly wasn't proper hygiene of proper oral hygiene of the day, day. Because Bo and Sasi full on when like mom heard baby bird because Sy was eating a burger and he's like, I like that burger. Can I have some? She's like, sure. And then she regurgitates the burger from her mouth into his mouth. And it was. Yeah. That's disgusting. Okay. It's an at least they even knew it was gross. He's like, that was gross.

Don't talk to me for five minutes. And I was like, Ha, Ha, Ha, You drama. What have you done? Murderer. Something wrong. Yeah, that was telling you. Yeah, that was something was wrong about that. So Alicia Silverstone started all this, okay? That's why no one watches your TV show, Alicia Silverstone, with your baby bird feeding. Okay? We're not going to forgive you. This is America. They did it on Saturday Night Live ones, and it was much funnier when they did it. Well, how rude. I blame you for that too, at least you Silverstone.

It's like a blame. At least you Silverstone. Wait, what does, what does at least you Silverstone have to do with it? She is start, well, she is the first time I heard about that, Trance. She came out with a book about like Motherhood or something, and it's baby bird feeding, they call call it where you eat your food and then you feed it to the

baby. So your baby is like getting used to I guess normal food but it's still chewed up for them and that is the most disgusting shit I've ever heard okay. That is like adult privilege where you're like oh my baby will just eat my chewed up shit and we're done because we're babies when we do it. That is disgusting and I And I feel like also, I feel like adult germs going into baby germs are bad. But at the same time, babies like shit and pee and drool on us. So they can deal with, I say, what, chew up their food and put it in their mouths. Let's see how they like it. Well, I think the punishment should fit the crime.

If you don't like the baby poop on you poop on the baby. But don't feed it to the food. Okay. Very mad. If a baby's gonna spit up on your shoulder, your mouth will spit up in the baby's mouth. Show who's the boss. Okay, you say it's my mind. Yeah. Yeah. So, so she and I are overtaking yourself on the flower wall. Yeah. And she's like, um, you take a bad arm, right? And because you take better selfies when there's tear paper. That's a, that is such a specific skill that she now has like, like, home, did not like. Like, you know, you know, how like there's some people who are better, like, it's single tennis and some people are better like doubles. Well, like, I'm like a good singles tennis player for

selfies and like Brittany is good for doubles. That's all. Yeah. Um, so she does, you know, Brittany's still like, she's still all strong out. And she's like, well, I just, you know, sometimes I'll speak my mind, not like and Vanderpump comes over and she's like, hello. And Brittany, you know, whenever Brittany gets nervous, like, it's just like, it radiates

to the TV because she gets all shaky. She's like, hi, Lisa, you look beautiful as always, which is like actually a full on Jack's line. Like, that's what Jack's always has to leave. So what shows that Brittany has fully has given herself over to being Jack's for the rest of their life. Jack's forever. Jack's forever.

Yeah. to being jacks for the rest of their life. Jacks, for ever. Jacks, jacks forever. So Brittany's like, well, I just want to say, Lisa, I'm sorry, I just broke my max. I'm there with you. And she was like, I got to your, I should talk. And Lisa grabs her head and she's just pushes her down. She's just sitting down. And then you never see she, again, like she literally just crawled off.

She, now I'm pushing you in my bag. There you go. She's in the bird box. Pop goes to Sheena. Nika Lanez. Nika Lanez said we must sacrifice the virgin. This is the closest I have. Sheena. Get in the box. I'm taking you to Nika Lane. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. The only virgin I could find here was someone who hasn't had ear sex Make a lane says we have to sacrifice an emulence and put its feathers on the wall She knows the closest that I can find she not into the box. She know there's a toy there

So Britney blabs on suck, but you know, I just never speak my mom. I love you sir And so when he does yeah, I. She starts just getting more hiccish and more and more hiccish. She's just being like, I don't know what even she's trying to do. She feels bad that Lisa yelled at her, which I get, because I'm like that too. Someone yelled at me, they're mad at me. I have to stop to fix this. You know? I just never speak my mind, I don't know if I only spoke my mind,

I got a control. I didn't know what I was doing. I was basically beating me at my stomach. You know, it's crazy. If you ever see no, have you ever met a sick or in a waiver? Because she's who I want, and if I put bad on my stomach too. Anyway, so then Lisa's,. If you ever see no, you know, have you ever met a sick ornate waiver? Cause she's who I want to pop who better my stomach to anyway. So then Lisa's, so basically she was saying how Lisa's like, well, you know, but you made it sound like I only make decisions for purely financial reasons.

And I do, I consider a lot of things. If I made decisions purely based on financial motives, Jack's hair, I would not see her be here. How about that? Go about it. And she's like, and then what's about when he said, how many times have you fired change? What the fuck is that got to do with him? And I like when Lisa gets all like, like my fair lady poor act one poor person, you know, she's like, yeah, I'll show you what they build on from look. Yeah. So then Jack's comes by and he's doing his whole like fake. Hey, I'm just Jack's

Taylor. I'm just like the sweet nice guy. I said, Hey, hi guys. Hey, what's going on? Hey, hey, hey, he's a freaky comes in like he comes in like this. He's like, Hey, Brittany, you okay? You okay? Like, Oh, you're gonna, you think she needs protection from Lisa Vanderpah? Fuck you, dude. Yeah, you're, you guys are, they're standing at a flower wall. Nothing's, nothing bad's gonna happen. So yeah, he comes in and Lisa's saying that Jack says a negative attitude and Jack says, Jack says, basically saying to Bernie, like, I'm protecting you.

I'm just, I'm protecting you, you know, which, I don't know, like it, like it rub, what's he protecting her from? I mean, I don't know, it's a staff meeting. He's in the idiot and then he does it again, which I guess this is this thing now where he's like, I was protecting my, I mean, I saw my girlfriend, I mean, sorry, fiance. It's like, does that give you more power in the world being engaged to somebody?

I don't understand how that gives you so much more power than like a single person. I just, you know, I think what bothers me is, like if he said he was defending her and some people will say well it's just semantics but if he said I'm defending you that's like one thing but when he says I'm protecting you there's something like possessive that it's like it's just like a subtle possessive quality to that language that like asserts the fact that he is the dominant one. She is like the subservient one. And like she is just now like it's just like it's it's to me it shows that he hasn't changed because he's still going to be that like that awful overbearing person. And she is just going to be like like

going to be the victim of his whims. And he may be in good behavior right now, but has he changed? I don't think so. I'm based on one word Well, but also just the ways acting and he's still coming up with a total attitude and being addicted somebody in their own restaurant You know, so obviously I mean like obviously Jacks hasn't changed Yeah, and then he says at least is like well, there's ways to protect your partner without being negative and rude I'm sorry. Maybe you haven't learned that skill. Maybe I should teach it to you. Buh-burn! Here's how you do it. When you feel like you need to protect your spouse, just do this.

Good boy, Carl! Ha-ha- real hot sauce apparently, Hills, okay? So, Jackson's like, James needs a lot of help, not me, and Lisa's like, I never need your advice on what I should focus on. And Brittany's like, I always thought I could make him look better and other people, I, I, I, I, I, but now that we're engaged, it makes me look worse. I'm like, you are so lost and gone on the situation. You look just as bad as you did before. Don't worry.

Nothing's changed. And if you feel like you look bad, I know what you can do to help it. Get a gigantic perm. Okay. I'm talking like a teenager. Yathers from Family Ties perm and put it on top of your head. That's going to help everything, Brittany. I just know it. Yeah, a big old perm. She's like, well, I wanted to make, I wanted to show Jack's, and I'm in it for the long haul. So I thought I'd do a sign of permanence

by getting the perm. So Jack's like, I'm just trying to apologize, right? And Lisa's like, I don't, I miss the apology. Well, it was happening. He's like, they let him, I miss the apology. Where was that? And he's like, yeah, I said I'm sorry for my body language. She's like, and your words. And my words. And having your shirt and button to your Fupa.

All right, and for having my belly button and my button to my Fupa. And for stealing bottles of that nobbsongria from the story. It's like just list everything he's ever done wrong, please. Yeah, and Jackson's like, I just feel like I'm always treated like old jacks, but like James can just like do anything and get away with it. I'm like, well, but you are treated like old jacks because everyone can see that you're still old jacks.

That's why. And you're literally old. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you are like your old man jacks. And also like, yeah, you're also older than James. So you should know better. And also your your issues are that you're like a sociopath, whereas James is truly like a broken person who is like the product of like a lot of damage. And so people just still see hope in him. That's why people like feel for him. Not me, but I hear it's out there. Yeah. Um, so Britney's,

Vanderpump dismisses him and she's like, why she doesn't fire him? I don't know. I guess she's not allowed to. Yeah, well, because he's on the show basically. Yeah, but she should still just get rid of him. Who needs him? I don't know when he's, no one needs Jackson.

He's not even cheating on anybody. What's the point? Yeah. I agree. So uh, Britney's like, oh, it's just crazy. The way you two call it each other. Oh, it's like, well, I should even go with each other. It's ridiculous. He seeks employment from me. He needs to show some fucking respect. Mm-hmm. It's true. You're not, you're not supposed to be like going at each other with your boss. To prove my point, I shall be coming out with pumpa cheese beer.

Whoa! Yeah, I feel like Lisa Vanderprung's version of beer cheese is probably going to be like Chevrolet with Roseanne and it was like you know beer in it at all. It's just like very foofy and like odd. Rose cheese. Yeah, that's what's going to be. That actually kind of sounds good. So there's like red line cheese. So here we go back to Katie's normal sitting on the middle of that couch under that terrible bubble. Stupid bubble art. Ariana comes over wearing

the inside out Jack sweatshirt, which I think is a bad omen Yes, oh yeah gross and Katie's like god everyone is Everyone's an hour late in area. I was like I thought I was gonna be the first one here How many times does has Ariana just gotten stuck talking to Katie? It's like how late do I have to be to not get stuck? You're talking to fucking Katie. Well, why do you think they're all late because no one wants to be the first one They are stuck to stuck talking to Katie. I'm like, I don't I just want to like wait for one other person to be there first

They all they all played chicken basically in Ariana as the one who's like, I think in hour That's enough time that people have shown up So Katie, of course, ways to do time. She doesn't care if the whole cast is there. She'll just start shit while no one's there. She's like, well, you miss Jacks because he came over here freaking out that like, Bretton was freaking out like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Max was yelling about Lisa and how like everyone's doubting that he's really changed and now he's been saying things like we're getting married Everyone deal with it and so kitty goes bro. You have 11 months till you're wedding like chill the fuck out

I'm like kitty kitty you watch an entire season of you being crazy Okay, you think we forgot about the tea towels. You think we forgot about the wooden stump chargers Okay, you think we forgot about the Wednesday wedding? No, you're not. Yeah, we did not, ma'am. And Ariana's like, I'm not doing this for another year. Okay, how many seasons do we have to fucking do this? Okay, I'm not doing this. And Katie, yeah.

Okay, so then the girls arrived. Let's just get to that. So the girls start coming in and Lala's like, what's the point of this again real quick? Yeah. I'm like, what are we doing here? And she's like, um, so everyone can forget about whoever James Kennedy is. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany, um, yeah, they said they're, they're like, they're making their flyer. While they're doing that, Tom Sandivall heads over to the studio for James' recording and he's brought his trumpet for real. And James is like, you know, it's really annoying because, you know, Lala shows up at the coffee in a rose voice, but I'm paying for the studio out of pocket. And if she's not going to come, she should say so.

And I actually was like, he's right. That was a dick move. That was, that made me so angry right there. That was a dick move. Yeah. Lala is officially brainwashed and done. I'm sick of this shit. Okay, and it only gets worse as this episode goes on. So the girls are like, oh, well, how do we know that people are going to come to this and we're not going to look stupid and Katie's like, um, they're going to have like five bang and chicks to come. And I was like, oh, God. Oh, God, Katie.

Good lord. Yeah. gonna have like five binging chicks to come see and I was like oh god oh god Katie good lord sign me up she's like we can dress like we're at a spa I'm like oh my god yeah so yeah so yeah James meanwhile is like so mad at Lala and he's talking about she's just like totally influenced and manipulated hashtag fiddled by Katiee and he's like all these girls are followed by the words they were banding together and following each other like chicks on it on a duck. Just that's what they are. Who's the duck?

Who's the duck right now? Chicks following a duck. Who's the duck? Who's the duck? Who's the duck? Duck, duck, goose. Duck, duck, goose. I, duck, duck, goose.

It's like yeah. Good old goose. I love that nursery rhyme slamming James. Yeah, exactly. But he's right, of course. And rhyme slamming James. Yeah, exactly. Um, but he's right. Of course. And this is going to kill this show. Nobody wants to see Ariana and Lala kissing the, the witch's asses. Okay. We're using a transition. It's just a transitional moment. It's going to fall apart. We don't, we know it will fall apart. Yeah, better because I'm not having this Katie is the new boss of everybody. Okay. I'm not here for this.

No, no, it's not. The problem is that Stasi is happy right now, so she's not paying attention to that Katie's trying to take the reins. But once Stasi becomes like a little unhappy, she's going to put all her girls in check. They're all going to become evil again. And then like outwardly evil, and then they'll be more fighting again. Yeah. Hopefully. So, Lala is like, what are we gonna name our baby?

This night, Katie's like, I was thinking about girls, and I, and then we can wear jogging pants and elastic, you know, waist. Yeah. Of course, Katie's like, let's have a night, we can wear a fucking pajamas, okay? Yeah. So they're doing the flyer and Lala takes off her top

to pose their boobs out. And she's like, if you don't think I'm gonna take my tits out for a good cause, you're out of your mind. I'm like, now what is the good cause again? What's the, are we saving something? Is there a charity involved? Oh, it's just a night out at sort of it's just a promotion for a night at Sir, okay, okay. I mean in her defense, I think they still would have the

starving children in Africa, you know, commercials, if it was like starving children and then Lala just like showing her tits to everybody. It's like that's all it. Like for a nickel a week, Lala will show her tits to start starving children, you know. Let's fix this world. So then they settle down and then they back onto the couches and it's like back into like proper business of like talking about people and Katie's like, whoa, Brit, like, what's up with Jack? He like came in here and he was like freaking out. He needs to like chill out.

And Britney's like, you know, when are people going to believe that way or happy? You know, we're not, I'm not going to do this right now. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to, we're not I'm not gonna do this right now Pretty is that she's coming out of your stomach right now. Oh my god. I'm like it's happening. It's happening. I'm not Brittany there's a chewed up Charleston chew on the floor. Oh, oh, and stomach lining she's like So she gets out and freaks out and they're like, oh, what? And she starts jumping up the dance like, they're all theirs.

And then she leaves like, I'm not doing this anymore. And I love that Britney's finally doing what we've wanted her to do, which has become a screaming, screeching, Hick, Diva. Yeah. You know, it's like what I've been waiting for from the beginning.

So I'm certainly not gonna sit here and complain about it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she just like straddling a fire door in this like gross hallway and just yelling. Not my relationship. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna do this anymore. Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.

And then scene is like, yeah, I'm not. She talks to this. She's not mad at anyone. She's having a really bad day. And kid, he's like, like, yeah, but she talks to the, she's not mad at anyone. She's having a really bad day and Katie's like, yeah, sounds like it could be some relationship. Shit. I mean, I would be upset too if I was marrying Jack's. It's like Katie is doing exactly what Brittany was accusing her of doing.

Katie's the worst. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And Jack's comes in and he's like, I don't know what to do. I like, she's going crazy. I don't know what to do. She's going crazy. I don't know what to do. Oh, God. He's like, I was, oh, and the Britney is having a fit upstairs or whatever. It's like, you know what? You can't marry Jack's and then get upset that everyone's like, why would you marry

Jack's? Okay? Yeah. So doing it. Yeah, so then Jack's is like, what's going on? And she's like, these are supposed to be my free A on? And she's like these are supposed to be my furry a Gans and She's like feel it. She's like I just feel like I'm constantly trying to keep the pace between you and Lisa and you and Katie

And everyone's out of me and and I'm and I was defending you. I was defending you, you know, so I'm trying to keep the pace between you Sunglasses hurt Lisa. I just can't keep up anymore she's like where's my purse Jackson's just robbing her okay so Spicer Sturges what's that oh god the actin coach yeah so now Lallol and Gina go to Shannon the acting coach, Lala's acting coach. And there's like a moment of like, she knows Shannon, she knows Shannon, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. You know, and this one's like, tongue twisters are wonderful. We actually love tongue twisters here.

I'm seeing this like, I'm don't think I play acting jobs. I've been in the class for a long time. I prefer cold brains. I prefer to have as bad a performance as possible. So yeah, so she's improvised, I guess, uh, whatever scene and she is like, I've been doing the bus again, like, first look at the forest. And then I get another relationship and that goes for shot. They're like, uh, that's just you.

Yeah, she's like just like, like upon her interview quotes. She's she's also she knows like really excited to get back into acting because she had She had something she would want to pursue and she'd fallen out of it But now she rehab her manager and we see her talking to her new managers And she's like well, you know, I'm 33 now, but I still feel like I can play college to like hmm Or young mom, maybe she's like, ah. I'm Shina from Marina. Shina Arena, not to begin with Shina Arena.

So this teacher housed me pretty much, well, first Lala, you know, Shina's doing her acting as herself. And Lala's like, she's so thin thin she can't be anybody but she like as an actor I really want to put on any other role than Lala I'm like okay okay yeah you're really stretching their marrow yeah I also have a point out that I just picked my nose I'm like oh we are recording this aren't we congratulations everyone you just saw me pick my nose. Then Vogueers. So the ladies like just start

improvising or gaseves. I'm like, that is so LA. Are you paying for this? Like you guys are paying to get this, this acting teacher off. Yeah, exactly. So Lala is basically like, Oh, oh, oh, I just came skew skew fiddle fiddle.

She's like, yeah, throw a gasm slide. And then it's seen as turn and she's like, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, I'm here coming seven minutes or less. My first thought was, you know, this is such a ripoff of an acting class. I mean, or, but then I thought, well, she taught Lala well. Yeah. Worked for Lala, Who am I the judge? I think I'll have one of each of the prime orgasms. And Lala's like, that made my ass wet.

So over Katie, Stasi finally comes in. Oh, it's a different time. So Tom is like a mixing shit, which is hilarious. That Tom number two is acting like he's actually doing something for this restaurant Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so saucy comes in times like oh, I feel a cool breeze is that is that the Arctic chill? Oh, it just used saucy. Oh It's like yeah, thanks. So um Katie's like steaming robes, which I feel like it's her hobby

I feel like she spends like most of her time off camera just steaming things. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And so Katie's talking about how she just wants girls night in to be successful and just to make everyone happy. That's all she wants. It doesn't come from a vindictive place of just wanting James to feel like shit, like the world has moved on with Adam. That's all. We learned that Billy, this is where it gets good.

So we learned that Billy, this is where it gets good. So we learned that Billy, this is Billy's famous tweets where Billy had tweeted out the night before. When your co-workers don't include the only trans girl and girls night at your own job on the night you work, hashtag root af, hashtag trans is beautiful. Okay, so for those of you who didn't read these streets, okay, so that's how they started and then it just be you should have read these threads I mean people were going crazy on these threads and I know because I read them to like four in the morning like semi-gigling I'm not gonna lie so I was like oh the man I missed Vanderpump rules so much and it was so good to read all the other day Yeah, and she now had replied to one of them, I don't feel bad. I wasn't included either. But I'm not sure what she was talking about,

because she was there. Wasn't she? Yeah, she was there. So, um, but was she at the planning party? Yeah, she was. Yeah, she was. Billy. This is basically Billy. I mean, I, you know, listen, I have sympathy of Billy, feeling like she was left out as a child. I mean, I mean, I, you know, listen, I have sympathy of Billy, if you like, she was left out as a child. I mean, Lord knows I bring that shit up all the time on this podcast about things that trigger those sort of like childhood insecurities, whatever, but you have to realize they're your insecurities girl. And like, um, you have a lot of entitlement because I think that the hidden subtext here is

like, I'm a cast member and they didn't include me in this thing and and she is using it as like I was a trans person I was excluded and Yeah, look at the tweet now. She's not saying that they were being transphobic, but certainly implies that I mean, of course You know, like you can't deny that she's, she's implying that like you don't include the only trans girl and girls night. That implies that they're being transphobic.

It's like, no, I think they just didn't include you because you just came for them two days ago at brunch with Billy. And by the way, like why didn't you invite Katie and Shina and Lala and Ariana to be, to be part of that either, you know, it's like because it just wasn't that This was your event and that's fine and this is their event and like Here's how I'm looking at this to just there's a lot of assholeery going on here Okay, Billy leads aside for now because it goes on the rest of the episode Katie's like um how could she tweet that? Because I didn't think for a minute she wouldn't be there,

you know, like I, of course I expected to be there. And then they show a clip of this girls meeting where Arianna's like, don't you think we should invite Billie Lee to this because this girls my? And Katie's like, well, she's welcome to be there but I don't need her help. Like being all bitchy.

Now that's, I don't know if that's transphobic, but she's basically keeping her out because she doesn't like her. And she was really bitchy about her. So for Katie, I'm all innocent. And then Ariana did bring it up, but you know, I don't think it would have killed anybody to be sensitive and be like,

but don't you think that's gonna hurt her feeling? She's only trans girl at work and we're not including her on this thing. But here's the thing that she's not the only trans, well, not, no, she is's only trans girl at work and we're not including her on this thing. But here's the thing that she's not the only trans, well, no, no, she is the only trans girl at work, but she's not the only girl at work. She's not, I mean, like, that's the thing that bothers me about this, which is, and you know me, I'm like Mr. Fomo, I saw her from it. Like, if I were Billy Lee, I for sure would have been like, oh my God,

I would have felt very left out as well. I'm not blaming Billy Lee for feeling left out. I think though that she you know, she did elevate this to like a discussion about Transphobia and I don't think that's what was going on here. I think she's bringing that to the table because of her own insecurities But this is not a transphobic moment like sometimes people may not want to hang out with you not because you're trans, but maybe because you're just like a Shitster and people like I don't want to deal with this or maybe it's like I'm known these girls a lot longer than I know and Billy Lee So I want to hang out with him and I'm not saying I'm not saying the exclusion is wrong Necessarily, but I'm just saying this was not a transphobic moment and she's trying to elevate it to that and it's like no It's not that it's annoying.

You know, I see what you're saying, but I think that, and I guess we should just talk about it when it happens, but I think that there's, you know, it might not have been transphobic, but it wouldn't have killed people to have like a little sensitivity, you know? What's it about?

About what? Just like Katie, instead of being such a bitch about it, when Arianna said include her, why wouldn't she think like, you know, maybe I'm not liking this girl right now, but this is like a moment where we're all supposed to be coming together. She is a part of the cast. And maybe I should be cool so she doesn't feel left out when I know that she's super sensitive. But of course, that's asking a lot of people.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that that has to be on Katie. Like, you know, because here's the thing also, by the way, which is that there's part of it is like, you know what, you don't want to make someone, sometimes people just want to be viewed as themselves, like not really the trans person or so-and-so the black person or so-and-so the gay person.

And so I can also just imagine being like, Billy Lee the trans person or so and so the black person or so and so the gay person and so like me You know, I can also just imagine being like no, this is like like I'm not going to It's almost like by and by including her there's also something being like oh look here. It's a trans person So it could have back bar the other way too, you know, I'm saying that's true I could have had something very condescending about it Well, I guess my problem is that Katie is the boss of everything like a very honest is why don't we include Billy Lee? Why can't everyone else be like yeah, let's just include Billy Lee. Why is it?

Well, she didn't say it's my night and this is my thing and it's like She said can we invite Billy Lee? I said we should invite Billy Lee, which is which is different and I don't know I didn't I just didn't think it was so bad that Katie was like, I don't even remember Katie saying like, well, I don't need to help. I mean, they showed it in a flashback. Right. Well, she is welcome to everyone's welcome to come, but I don't like need or help, which I think it's fine.

I would say the same thing. I'm like, because also like, you know, when you're planning something, like, how many, like, you know, when you start adding too many people You're like, oh my god, and they're gonna want to say this and also like no, she's just adding her little best friends because Katie has always been which is always them, you know, Why not? New girl, they're a whore or they're this or that like they do to every other girl because I don't like it I don't like when housewives do it either where they just start this like, oh oh We're just gonna shoot with who we want and try and like get that person shut out You know, it's like beyond the trans thing. It's Katie trying to control shooting by getting James thrown off the show

And like trapping him when she knows he's gonna say something monstrous to her and then she wins that one and then has to rub it in by having this other night On his night and then exclude somebody that was on James team. You know what I mean? It's like it's this overall thing of Katie trying to control everything with the bitch doesn't even do anything on TV on his night and then exclude somebody that was on James team. You know what I mean? It's this overall thing of Katie trying to control everything with the bitch doesn't even do anything on TV. Like she's terrible. Like why should I go on? I mean, I don't think that, well, okay.

So I think even if what you're saying is true, which there's probably parts of it that are true, like, I mean, she just gone to a fight with Billy Lee like the day before, two days before. So of course, she's going to be like, no thanks. Yeah, but I'm like, okay. I'm going to fight with Billy Lee about something that she's fucking started by going to that place and starting shit with James all the time. Yeah, but I still, so even still, I'd be like, well, I don't want that person.

But also sometimes in life, there are like people, I mean here, let's keep it real. Sometimes when you are like, you know, there's certain friends in life who like are the friends that you make your plans with and there's certain friends in life who are the friends that you make your plans with and there's certain friends that you add onto the plans. You don't actually make the plans with them. That's just the way it is in life. And that's the way Billy Lee is to Katie.

And I just think that it's, I just don't think it's the biggest crime. And I think that Katie has exhibited way worse examples of excluding people. I think what's worse is is like hosting a party, like having a party and then not inviting someone or making someone disinviting someone or saying you're not allowed to hang out with us,

which I think is different than like we are throwing this thing. And yeah, she's welcome to come, but this is, we've decided that this is like our idea. Like we don't automatically have to invite Billy Lee. Like we didn't invite this person or that person. In fact, Stasi wasn't even, it wasn fact, Stasi wasn't even part of it. She doesn't work there. Yeah, but the point was that there's not a big deal. There are a lot of people who work

as surf that we're not part of the committee. It was funny when Billy Lee is telling the host just, it's girls night and I was divided. And they're like, oh, we're all girls who work here. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like Billy, you're complaining to two other women. I'm not, I'm not even getting into the whole Billy Lee thing. At this point, I'm just saying my overarching thing

with Katie is just that she's an exclusive, she excludes people and she's an asshole. And she does it to people that she doesn't want to film with. And she tries to keep the cast how she wants it. And it just makes me crazy. I don't know that it was transphobic. I think it was Billy phobic. I think she doesn't like Billy. Yeah, I think she doesn't like Billy and yeah, there was like, I mean, there's always like, fishery when it comes to Katie, but I just think that I think that Billy then really took it to a place that was like like above and beyond in terms of like, oh, you're gonna, you're gonna do that. You're gonna make trans people,

you're gonna make people think that now all trans people are super sensitive. And the moment you don't it is, like, oh, like not, I think sometimes Billy Lee, maybe Billy Lee, people just don't like you. Well, I mean, it's getting there. And then Katie's like,

since she's told her story, I've had nothing but compassion to support for her. And then they so proof of Katie's compassion and support by standing in the back with her camera phone going, yeah, girl. When he was giving her speech to Kay that was funny. That was some very self-serving uh, memory story. Yeah. So they all in the back of the crowd. Yeah. So then we cut to Shina and Lala who are talking about it and she was like, well, I don't like what I saw in social.

It's not about you being trans. And Lala's like the fact that someone would take that to the streets. Like, Lala's up Lala. Well, Lala, but apparently Lala and Bidu Lee have had issues because Lala says that over the past year, Billy has been like rude. It's sort of the pot. Remember Billy Lee came onto reunion last season and was, I was like going off on them as well. So like they all are like, fuck this Billy Lee, you know, like, so they all don't like her very much. And I mean, let's not forget also the that shot that they showed right at the beginning of the season when Billy Lee is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no then Tom, Tom number two is like, well, if she's upset, it's totally relatable,

but reach out, you know, just reach out and try and talk. Like to Katie. And then Katie's like, well, you know, look, it's clear. The only people tagged were the people who helped me. And she was on the schedule, so I knew she'd be there The end, um, let's just so bitchy of Katie. I don't know. I just don't need her help. I don't know.

I just don't think it's like the biggest. I think like of Katie's like Katie's in a lot of awful things. I just don't think this is the worst thing. I think that like Billy Lee is the worst thing. I think it's just another in a string. But I think that Billy Lee has like deepurities about certain things and trauma and this and that. And this is like Billy Lee's stuff to sort out and she's putting it all on Katie.

And ultimately it just comes down to the fact that Billy Lee wasn't tagged in that Instagram photo. And I just don't, it just seems so over the top. Yeah, I hear you. So Katie is logging into the computer, which is my favorite thing Katie does at work when she logs. Yeah. She's like, well, there does, it cracks me up every time I see Katie

logging into a squirrel. I don't know why. Okay. Yeah. Her squirrel, her squirrel gang is lacking. There. I like to think of Katie actually trying to log into a real squirrel like she like found a squirrel in the street and just like.

That's right. Me. Hey, I can't get my I can't log into this squirrel and keep spotting me too. I think it's going to be out of its stomach. So Peter comes up and he's also got his shirt button down. You know what guys this is getting sad now. Okay. It's like wild crazy guys from us and now like in the his shirt button down. But you know what guys, this is getting sad now. Okay, it's like Wildo crazy guys from SNL, like in the 70s, like stop. So he comes in, he's like, oh, Katie!

Did you notice he talked like that? He's like, Katie! And he's like, what? So it's just like a response to see you next Tuesday, because James is here also on Tuesday, but he's also here on Thursday, Friday, Saturday. So what are you gonna work now? And she's like, it's not about him.

It just happens to be on his night and run by a bunch of CU next Tuesdays. So whatever, it's gonna be a good thing. And he's like, okay, great. And I like that the management is pushing back on Katie. The management is all pissed. Yeah, no, I just like that Peter's fuck me people So yeah, the whole place is packed

There's like a masseuse. There's a new DJ DJ Mickey who's like this like older dude who's like Who want who let the dogs out? Everyone is playing right now. Yeah And they're like oh my God, this is amazing. How packed this is. I'm like, oh, really? Are you gonna compare this to something James does every week? To something that you fools went on Instagram and promoted?

There's five of you. I once. Yeah. And you did it one time. And one time, right? And they're already used to going there for James. Exactly. I mean, like I think James is right.

Like he's like, it's not that simple. You think it just got changed the signs. And then, like, you're going to take old credit. People are going that expect to save me, which is sort of true. You know, but it also like they are like famous in their own right. And so of course, like they promote the hell out of it that they're all going to be there. So of course, everyone's going to show up.

And Ariana shows up. Ariana's just like not clearly not happy to be there. She's like towing a giant box. She's like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I'm trying to like feel what it's like to be pregnant and I hate it so far. Excuse me. I just think it's so funny that Lisa walks in.

She's like, oh, it was success. Yeah, that's why you have a show about people working at a restaurant. It's like a brilliant idea that people actually show up to work at the restaurant to get customers in there. It wasn't that the whole point of this so people. So meanwhile, James and Rekel are at home with Tom Sandevol and Rekel's just like pondering the weighty questions in life like, it's every Tuesday going to be girls night in. And if there are four Tuesdays in a month and five girls, host girls, night in.

How many girls hosts her month? Oh, it falls asleep. Oh, well, after them we need the poo room for me. So Tom's like, yeah, I'm just here to support you. Oh, got a text. It's the most amazing night they've ever had there. Whoa, there's more people there than have ever been in one restaurant before. Wow, they had to expand the restaurant already built it.

Huge. Girls are never coming. Yeah, we're to support. And James is the most mad about the flyer. Okay. Which cracks me up because that was James's big thing when he got his night. He's like, Lisa, I promise you, I won't be naughty on this night. I'm a flyers. And then it's like him running all over West Hollywood like, hey, hey mate, I've got a flyer.

Like he attributes all of his success to a fucking flyer and I love it. I'm excited for his new DJ night WBT and WBNTN. We'll be naughty this night with DJ James Kennedy. So yeah, Lisa's there eating now Lisa's in a booth eating with the Maestro Nicolaine and with Ken and some lady and she's just like all happy and now Billy arrives. And Lisa thinks everything's great at the restaurant, but little does she realize that there's a disaster that's brewing, as Billy shows up there. Yeah, it's like, hi, Rachel. And Rachel's like, oh my god, look at your beef.

Did they get bigger? And she goes, yeah. And then Sammy shows up. And she's like, oh, it's just like so rude. Like they made a poster. And like, I didn't know about the poster. And I was like totally left out. And like, it's just like not nice.

Anyway, bye guys. You never like, what are like Rachel and Sammy? I mean, last time I checked Rachel and Sammy, I haven't been invited anything. Where, where, where was Ellie? Where was Vale? Also, I wonder, I wonder how this played when she wasn't invited to watch what happens the other day when all the girls were because they had all the girls from from Vanderpump rules on and not Billy Lee. I'm wondering if other day when all the girls were. Because they had all the girls from Vandipromprulz

on and not Billy Lee. I'm wondering if that was the thing too. I'm sure that was the thing. I mean, I'm sure I'm surprised that Billy Lee didn't pop off about that for sure. Yeah, so she's like, well, I didn't plan anything. So I wouldn't clue to Kitty left me up little, little, little, little, little, little. Like I just said, and then we get the story of when she was a kid,

she wasn't allowed to go to girls things and Then they show Billy Lee as a kid and she's like think like her eyes are like huge and it's so cute Because I love when people just have pop eyes forever You know what I mean because sometimes you watch these shows and people when their eyes are bugging out You're like, oh, maybe it's Botox. Maybe it's strong. Maybe it's high blood pressure But then maybe say believe maybe she's born with it. Yeah So she's born with it. Yeah. So she is like, come on. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then she goes, that's has become a thing. Which is her new thing. She said that like five times.

And Ariana's like, look, you and Ariana, you and Katie have personal things. And I get that, but also I get that your feelings are hurt. And she tells us like, I got it, but they also had an altercation to brunch. And like, if I was mad at someone, I wouldn't invite him either. I'm like, yeah.

And then, yeah, so Billy is just like, hashtag, hashtag trans is beautiful because hashtag trans is beautiful. I'm like, that, yes, of course, totally agreed. But that's like not what this was about. I'm sorry, like you were bringing, like you were, like this was just about women being bitches to you, but it wasn't that they were being transphobic.

So then Katie, so Katie comes up and she's like, how could you leave out the one trans person? Katie's like, stop making it about that. I literally had four days to get things together. Okay, so I asked her to do this and she goes, well, thanks for asking me to do things. Thanks for leaving me out of that. She's like, stop making it something that's not. And she was like, the problem ran on social media.

You put hashtags, okay? None of them were all TD. Am I cool? Are you? I have to day now. And Billy, yeah, Billy, so they fight about the hashtag and then Katie's like, yeah, but you understand the insinuating I'm a discriminatory person. That is the grossest extra, appellation ever. That's all I love. I love a Katie stumble on a big word. I love a Katie stumble on a big word. I was, you could see like, she was so proud of herself before getting out like three different words that were three syllables or more. She's like, I did it. It was like, she was expecting, like, I could hear like the Super Mario Brothers applause.

Like, when you like to like a certain like combo and Super Mario Brothers and everyone applause's, applause. A little cloud comes down with a fishing pole to try to help wrap. Like throws her a word, throws her a syllable. Yeah, exactly. And so Billy is like, I'm coming from a place where I'm a trans woman and you're making a girl's night

and you never once included me. Okay, now this is where, and Katie's like, fuck you for perpetuating this shit. How dare you, you know? And then she and I was like, well, it's all of our parties because we're all girls and she's like, it's sis privilege, that is sis privilege. That is sis privilege.

And Katie's like, she said sis privilege. I'm like, she's so mad. And then Ariana's like, no one listens to me. Oh! I like Lala's response. I don't know, excuse me what it means, but if I come out to Billie's mouth, I know it's fucked up Fucker what is this privilege? No, what is this privilege? I don't have a sister either bitch

Okay, now here's where you know no matter whether it's trans I don't think it was transphobic and at the start But here's where you'd say no matter whether it's trans, I don't think it was transphobic at the start. But here's where you'd say, look, I get it. I was thinking I was mad at you, so I'm not gonna invite you to this brunch thing because you fucking ignored me the other day when you came to our table. It wasn't because you were trans, I can see now that of course, duh,

coming from a trans place, you've always felt left out and I could see how you would be sensitive. And I'm sorry, like, now you see what I mean? Like all she has to say is like, oh, I see how you would be more sensitive to it because of that. I wasn't, I wasn't thinking of it like that. Sorry. Yeah. But instead, I just don't know if I would have that. I don't know if I would have, I could see myself ultimately saying that I actually don't think that if someone went on Twitter and heavily implied that I was transphobic and then was liking other people's comments that were saying

that I was transphobic and then this person is saying that I've cis privilege and that again continuing to imply that I'm transphobic at the event that I'm throwing, I don't think I would actually have like the calmness of mind to be like, you know, what, like I like to have the the awareness, like maybe afterwards I would think about it, but I would just be like, this is out of control. They're trying to start with me and this is my event, you know? Yeah. So Katie checks in with Lisa and Lisa's like, whoa, what a girls night.

So many girls dancing on bars I have a feeling broken bird fixed repair would be open in the morning hey it's a win for everyone and she's like it's a success you want to do it every Tuesday and Katie's like um what every Tuesday no this shit is hard and she's like well you got James fired from every Tuesday so Katie's like, we're doing this one time to prove a point and I'm never coming back here again. Okay. At which point, Chris and then starts like running laps around the interview room. Just it serves as like, uh, it looked like a, it looked like fire, like within visible flames. Yeah, I want James is gone, bitch.

When she sat back down to the interviewers she did this she went Like she literally did what we do like she jerked her shoulders like Rumbled up her head like a big twitch so good Yeah, I feel so good. I want I'm like you're such an idiot congratulations. You got a bus boy fired and then we see him higher Yeah, and then meanwhile Katie's on the bar serving out shots. She looks like she's the girl from the ring who's just crawled out of the well and is like, now be like shots. It's a lot of shots.

It's a lot of shots. So then Tom is listening back to his horn and he's like, no, that was good. But he's listening with that little smile on his face. Like, yeah, nailed it. And then Peter, then we get a close up of Peter coding. And he's like, no, that wasn't good. But he's listening with that little smile on his face. Like, yeah, nailed it. And then Peter, then we get a closeup of Peter, coding hard cash, like yes, exists. Yeah.

So Billy, so now Billy goes over to Lisa's table and she starts like pleading her case to Lisa and she's like, I wasn't included in the planning. I didn't even know about the event. A jellicati posted it. And I wasn't tagged originally. And my feelings were like even know about the event until Katie posted it and I wasn't tagged originally and my feelings were like really hurt Like well, that's fine. I think you're like again like you're like her of course like like everyone's entitled out their feelings hurt and Yeah, you know like did say I know I'm coming from a trans place, but I'm not being pretty

Which is fine, but this is like girls done at my job and I wasn't included at all which again Totally fine. I don't have any issues with her saying any of that stuff and then she's like That's my fucking pronoun. I felt for that pronoun and you're not gonna buy me the girls night or to include me at all I'm Lisa like, but you are here I'm confused are we back on the ship has got you peemed me up Oh my god, yeah I'm confused are we back on the ship has got you peemed me up We're both here Mike this is this is what we said last season which is like Billy you have thought to become a girl and now you're going to deal with mean girl shit

The way so many girls do Congratulations you fought for that brunette and now you are getting the full ramifications of it. So then Vanderpump does what I think the other girls should be done, which is like, I hear you, you've been fighting for so long and into it so much bigotry. And I get that, but that's a separate issue, darling. You know, this is different. It is.

That's exactly what the girls had said that it would have been different as what I'm saying. So I think that's handled it the right way. And then the other one also wasn't being attacked. So it's easier for her to have like the way we are. It's easier to have like a more like a better perspective about it. If you are not the one that is being like accused across social media, I'm aware. But like I'm not going to like I can't with Katie.

Katie has done enough attacking on her own that I'm not gonna be like oh poor katie was attacked it's not about poor katie it's about like billy lee taking it to a really extra place that didn't that was like not yeah you know uh so just if to billy lee went on to twitter and was like these fucking bitches it's like all the women in the cast except for me are doing something these are bitches. Hey More power to you. Yeah Well, she's like look they've been supportive of you as has the rest Oh wrong and believe this like well She's always crying about her weight like some victim and you know, I can't stop being trans, but she can put down the food

I was like no Okay, that was okay. That was hilarious. That's And even Lisa's like oh Nicolaine this is cuz oh for god's sake. I'm not gonna hear this nonsense Wow, she pulls her fat card. I'm gonna pull my trans card. Yeah, I mean, it's not, I don't, yeah, it's not really the same. I don't think Katie is ever mind. I don't even need left me out of brunch because she's fat phobic or whatever. And Katie's not even fat. I have to say this storyline of Katie being fat is fucking hilarious.

Especially when they show Katie coming into these tight clothes and she looks great. Like, what does the big is the craziest bite ever? Yeah. So you fat come over. Yeah. So that's the end of that. It feels so weird having serious discussions on Vanderpump rules. I didn't, I didn't feel that serious to me.

I just felt like this bitch, this bitch is, is, is trying to have a moment and she's trying to elevate herself and like turn this into like, you just didn't get invited to a party, okay? It wasn't, it was not a discriminatory moment. It was like, they were being mean girls, yes, and you got the brunt of that because that's, you know, and that's just that. Well, if you ever want me to stand up for, or stand up for your cause, go against Katie. And I will be there for you, okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Because there is no rhyme or reason to it, but I will stand up for Billy Lee now for going against Katie, because fuck Katie. And she's mean, she's a jerk. Yeah, no, Katie terrible. Not terrible. Was transphobic or not? Katie is a fucking asshole to everybody.

Yeah, it's so much fun. I guess everybody listening to her. I just get annoyed when like, when people have arguments and they complete two issues together And then they're like not arguing about like one person's arguing about one thing one person's arguing about something else And they're like like you guys are arguing about two different things You don't realize and that's a drives me nuts. So it's like you know and and and Billy Lee I think totally did that Where that brings us to the end of that do you want to do some mailbag?

Yes, it's we're to be traveling later this week, we're going to do some mailbag today. A-A- we will answer them here on the air. It's on patreon patreon.com slash watch for crap. So, uh, Alejandro M has a very simple question. Rath, I'm not even going to competency. I think there's such different things I know so by attractiveness I'm trying to remember all of them. I don't know the season one guys as well I think obviously Kelly is number one. I remember when I love him love that Kelly I think it also is unfair because he has a dick pick.

So it's like, it gives you something else to be like, oh yeah, and that's work. Well, it just means the others will have to release theirs. Yeah. Kelly. I mean, I did think Bruno was sort of annoying, but he was attractive. I did think he had a great body. So I'll put Bruno as number two for attractive. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of his attraction. Why it's just because he's two like six packy, but skinny like two, I don't know. Yeah, I was into that. But you can see him important now if you'd like to as well.

Mm-hmm. Doing it. Yeah. The gay guy, sorry to call him the gay guy because that's the way it was for me. The guy who actually wasn't born. Yeah, he's adorable. Yeah, I guess he's like a good number

three. I feel like there's some other like good looking guys. I think Ross is actually really cute. I like Ross. I think I don't know. I'm not really into the guys this year. It sort of just like drops off after that. Then it's sort of like you get like, I don't know, I'm trying to be like below deck med guys, you have like this, like, sort of like this mid tier. You have like Danny and Nico and Oh, Nico's hot. Y'all give Nico a place up there. I think Nico's legit hot. He's cute. There was a guy Eddie Eddie was sort of cute. Like he became a dick. He became a dick. So when the guy from Family Ties, Eddie, Alex, yeah. Well, there was that, I mean, it's so fine. There's so many of these yacht guys who come through this show. I'm kind of think there was, there were any hot chefs.

Oh, there was that tall chef last season. He was like that. He was like a bearer. He was, he was attractive. The one that got fire. And a husky bearer way. The bald one, the guy that, no, the guy who made things like chicken salad every single time. Oh, oh, yeah, who was that?

Okay, I'm out of hot guys on Beledeck. Sorry. Yeah, I think it's basically just like Eddie, Eddie's on top. Yeah. So yeah, Eddie, Laurie, Laurie says if one is not on top, Kelly's on top. I'm some Kelly. I'm in Kelly. I'm in pick Eddie Kelly Kelly. Yeah, I can't think because I mean Ashton is oddly enough Even though Ashton has a nice body. He it doesn't do much for me

Yeah, okay, what's next? Lori she asks if wonky eye and Andy Cohen decides to back one bravo show, oh, I think we did. Did we do this one? And it's what show would we bring back? But I have to say, I do apologize because we show so many shows and we didn't pick ladies of London. And somebody, I've got it. Yeah, laser London.

It's like, you know, because it's weird because laser London had three seasons. So sometimes it doesn't, we sometimes go to the ones that only have like one season, like flash in the pans. So they had a full three seasons. So it's easy to forget. But yeah, laser London totally needs to come back. Um, so is there anything else on there? Oh, there's plenty.

How about dash cat says, hi, lovely lads. I'd like to issue you both a challenge of nuance. Please enact a scenario wherein Kristen from Vanderpump rules, Leanne Lachin and Countess Leanne are trapped in an elevator on their way to the Bravo Upfronts bonus points if they get rescue by Erica Jane, Tom Sandivall and Toya. Oh my god. Wow. So Kristen, I think we'll just be standing there because she really only likes talking to her friends So I think she'll be standing there in front of the things watching the numbers go up on the elevator going And I think like when it when it like stops

She is the one that totally like jams her finger into a button over again. Why wouldn't it open? the one that totally like jams are finger into a button over and over again. Why would it open? Open, pound pound open and then Leon would be like, out of my way, here's how you gotta do this. You looked at elevator and then I'd go, bam, open up. This elevator is about as useful as a screen door and a submarine. All right, here's what that means. Hashtag Southern saying. That means it's useless. Okay. And the? and Luand would be like speaking of hashtags Cactus and friends were now charging $973 for ticket I mean would you believe it girls? I have a cabaret

performance the top of this building and I'm just talking to you with you what are we gonna do? can we get a microphone in here? could they drop a microphone in? because I can sing from anywhere Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you and Happy birthday to you. And then every the inner calmly here.

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