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Episode Date: February 20, 2019

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Doing replays on our patreon. So if you guys want to watch this on your smart TV We're doing it a couple times a week, so sign up Patreon. Well, so Vanderbomb rules, this episode may be crack up. I think it's because Kristen was on a bender, and as we find out, it's over at the end of the episode, that basically she's just massively unhappy in her relationship, and that's really when Kristen's at her best slash worse is when she's just so unhappy. I mean, we had like a sir. I mean, look, whenever anybody does anything bad, I feel like now everybody's immediately jumping to excuse is like, it's her relationship. It's like, how she just be a fucking bitch. Okay. I'm like, why do we always have to have an excuse for it? I don't need an excuse for Kristen to be a monster. Okay. Kristen is a monster.

And that's why we love and hate her. Yeah, okay. No, she isn't a monster, but her. But her monster side has been kind of tame over the past few seasons. A few flare ups here or there. But if you look at season two or three, that monster side was just like, it was out and proud. And it really comes out and proud is And it's really, comes out and proud is when she's most unhappy, you know,

like in a relationship where she's cheated on Tom and then she thinks that Tom cheated on her, that's like when she becomes the most psychotic. So right now she's in a terrible relationship. She's crazy. And I guess we have to thank Carter for that, if that's the one thing that we're gonna thank him for. So thank you for getting us for this.

Yeah, thanks Carter. Yeah, and thanks for helping Kristen keep her job. Apparently you need her to. You cheap fuck. I think Carter's one of those people. He's like, you know, when people buy a house and they're so excited to buy a house, but then they're called house poor

because all of their money goes into keeping that house. Carter is basically Kristen's house and it's making her insane. And she's Carter for right now. Because all she does is spend money on a boyfriend. You should not have to spend money on a boyfriend, people, okay? Yeah, I feel like Carter is actually quietly a stealth villain who's been lurking under our eyes.

I think he's like the Kaiser Soze of this cast at the moment. You know, because he's never brought anything, he's taken up space. We don't really know why he's there. He's never been funny. He's never been interesting. He's just there staring maniacally. And I feel like anyone who waste our time on Banerpromprools is an automatic enemy of the people. Yeah. Exactly Carter. Screw you Carter. Take it back, my thank you. Instead of thank you, Carter, now screw you house poor. Yeah, I would

send him to shut up mountain except it doesn't say anything. I think I'd send him to talk up mountain. Talk up mountain. Come on. Talk more. So it goes along with every other hostess that works at Sir Besides Billy Lee. Yeah. So the episode opens up with like some really strong royalty-free music. I, of course, normally we always assume it's Trixie Monical, but this song that was like, boy, you are a boy, you're not a man, we need to talk. I actually thought it was Lala, because she has a song called Boy, and I was like, I'm not sure, I'm not not sure

that it isn't her. Inspired by the true life events of Loller You are a boy You're not a man we need to talk boy Why do you need to talk why I know what do you want to talk to a boy? It doesn't even know I'm there's nothing wrong about it. If it's a boy, why don't you go? I don't know play but if it's a man then why don't you go, I don't know, play. But if it's a man, then you need to find a man to talk. Now, I'm upset about the relationship of Trixie Monaco on the soundtrack. Yeah. I feel like Trixie Monaco is screaming at her agent right now.

She's like, all right. Now, let me see. I get that spot. I get the first song on the Vanderpump rules. You can give it to Lala. She's singing about a boy. Okay, you know what, Paul and I worked in the studio for five months on a song about a goat and a star. Okay, and then you put in this boy song. No, I don't have it. I vote. Yeah, I also noticed in the opening that James is, you know, James is like the biggest fuckup on the show,

right, because he's like a baby toddler alcoholic or whatever, but allegedly, baby toddler alcoholic. Oh, that's a good, tricks you monical song. Your boy, you're just a boy, a baby toddler alcoholic. We need to talk. She stole lawler stole my music. Okay, I have baby toddler alcoholic and she comes up with boy man.

No, no. Oh my God. Okay, I noticed that James alcoholic and she comes up as a boy man. No, no. Oh my God. Okay, I noticed that James is the biggest fuck up, but he's the only one in the opening that knows how to do his job, right? Like Lala looks like she's getting ready to be like a woman of the evening. Shankin' a seatney tables.

Everyone else is pouring their drinks all over. Tom is breaking a champagne bottle, but James is spinning a, well, actually, he's spinning a record perfectly, but it's on his. Well, actually, he's spinning a record perfectly, but it's on his finger. So I guess he's doing a job wrong. Never mind. He's also using a record that he wouldn't have no idea

what to do with it. Yeah, never mind. I take it back. I was trying to start off positive. No, I have to call it Christian a monster. You see, the problem is, Ronnie, you thought he was a man, but he's a boy. You can just talk.

You can just talk. So you're just just happened has nothing to do with anything but I wear an Apple watch normally so when it rings it buzzes your wrist is like and so you look at it yeah and you're like should am I a boy or a man should I talk in the watch of the food. I don't know we need to talk and right now now, I'm just wearing my bracelet that says everything pisses me off. I'm not even wearing the watch. And my wrist still buzzed. You guys. It's going crazy over here. Okay. So we start the episode back at that Guillermo conversation. Yeah, where Guillermo makes James cry. And so then James, like I think probably

the initiation for Harry, working at Sur is that James takes Harry to the back alley. He's like, here's what happens. Okay, this is your first back alley scene. Enjoy it. Okay, I just, I don't want Guillermo to think I'm some sort of huge fuck up. I mean, just because I am a huge fuck up,

I don't want him to see that I'm a huge fuck up. Yeah, this is where you can come smoke and he doesn't see you be a huge fuck up All right This is where you can lie in your back and chug down fireball and call all the other women hares, okay? And not seen as a fuck up And he's like come on. We're gonna celebrate, right? You're doing a great job, bruh So we're gonna celebrate but we're gonna go to the Beverly Center and buy you some new black pants and black shoes as well. All right, and on me, it's on me.

It's like, James, he's the only one in your family who's employed at the moment. Let his ass buy something. What the hell? Yeah, exactly. Like, how much do you wanna bet that his mom, this is Jack, who's gonna suddenly show up at the Beverly, you're here too?

Well, what a coincidence. Oh my God, no. I mean, I'm not saying that I need a gift right now, that's only show up at the Beverly you're here to what a coincidence oh my god I mean I'm not saying that I need a gift right now but if you wanted to buy me some black pants to I wouldn't turn it down James I'm fucking monster. I'm so glad she was not today. Yeah, I know so So now Peter's talking to Jack's over in Jackson's little he's at the bar actually not he's not the little bar in the garden and and Jackson's little, oh he's at the bar actually, nah he's not the little bar in the garden. And I almost got whimsical and I pulled it back in. So they're like, wow, it's so weird.

There's gonna be another Kennedy brother here. And Jackson's like, yeah, that's gotta be weird. I mean, you fired James and hired his brother. That's like so weird. That's almost as weird as like, you know, like you've got a best friend and your best friend has a girlfriend so you sleep with a girlfriend of your best friend. like that's weird too, right? Am I right?

Yeah, no kidding. That's almost as weird as getting fired like 10 times and then getting some ho on Instagram hired You know for a long term position. It's not weird. Yeah, so many showed up in their underwear Yeah, that's so weird at least it just keeps Hiring whoever people tell her to yeah, it's so weird. It's like having sex with a girl and from an old lady, but you're actually dating someone else. Like it's just weird. People do weird things. Girl, I've been to visit my papa and his old folks.

So I don't know how anybody fucks like that. That is not a pleasant, that is not a pleasant, smelling experience. Okay, God bless their hearts. So yeah, did you notice that Jack doesn't seem to know how to cut limes? Oh, I did not notice this, but I'm ready to hear. It's just a ways focusing on he's like, it's like he is trying to cut one of those cut cans on an infomercial, you know, with a miracle knife or whatever

yeah. Yeah, he is definitely that person like in that infomercial for like like the magical tape dispenser that you wrap around your finger when they're like, to tape dispensers get you down and you see this woman like with tape all over her hands like oh my god like that's the he's like how do I do tape so um jacks so James is gonna be um James is gonna be DJing a party at pump and jacks is like I mean to James and Lisa bury a body in the desert, I mean, I don't know why she keeps hiring him back.

Says the guy who is literally standing in a bar every beg for his job back, after he yelled at his boss. Yeah, Jackson. I mean, Jackson's gonna be my vice president when I went for the hypocrite president for the hypocrite party. So he's like, well, I'll just keep cutting lines. And Peter's like, look at you.

Look at you cutting lines, which I'm impressed because that was more than he's been saying all season. Because normally Peter just comes in and goes, Jack, Jack. Billy Lee. Billy Lee. Jessica. It's like who's Jessica?

Jackson's like, yeah, I just pretty much use this job as a fluffer. Did I say fluffer? I meant a buffer. I'm like, well, neither one really makes sense, but fine. Yeah, and Peter's like, you have used this job as a fluffer for years. Like, who are we kidding? And then we get a montage of who could have been the queen of this show? Really, if she'd stuck with it.

Miss Laura Lee. Yeah. Laura Lee. Wow. What a talent. I say, let's, I feel like the door should still be open to her. Like, I really hope she comes back. Like, I'm really hoping that soon, like, you know, there's been a lot of bad buzz about this season, so I'm hoping that the producers are like, you know what, it's time we've

been waiting for the right moment. Let's bring back Laura Lee because I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for Laura Lee. That was an amazing montage. Yeah. I just put clips of Laura Lee giving Lurely. That was an amazing montage. Yeah. I just put clips of Lurely giving blow jobs in the bathroom, which is of course not what the clip was, but I feel like it was close enough because he was boning her in the bathroom or something. Yeah.

And then Jackson's like, growing up sucks, but we do have a guy's night tonight at the Mondrian. Do you want to sneak over? Jacks, you haven't grown up, Okay. Like when you're still having boys night at the Mondrian, that's not really growing up. Yeah. But it is knowing some friends in high places, because you know those fuckers didn't pay for that presidential suite at the Mondrian. Nope. Definitely not. Sky bar. I put cheese. I totally would have gone. So, um, uh, so then it's like more now tricks and molecules back with my second, the second slot on the show, not acceptable. She's like, all the other girls they want to look like me, dress like me, work it like me, you're a boy, not a man. Yeah, I got in there. I got it in there.

I know she really is working like a whole story into this. So I'm like, first, she's like, you're not man enough for me because all the girls want to look like me, dress like me. And I'm like on her journey right now, you know? It's like dumping some loser man, but like she's kind of mega-trainering it where she's like, you want my number? We're in a bow, you want my number, because I'm hot. I'm a good trainer.

So we go to Solvang, where Brittany is like already Prattling. She's always, she's like, so I told you, I was like, I was like, we're gonna go to Solvang, where Brittany is like already prattling. She's always just like, so I told Jack I was like, I was like, we're gonna go to Solvang and he was like, of course she girls I'll go in place called Solvang and I was like, no, there's a J at the A and hello I know they're like, ha ha. It like only gets a medium laugh, you know, like for Shina. She knows like I don't see this. She knows like a buzzer going off on a game show she's like I also realize that like Brittany is so the sort of person who like can't just say I said She has to queue it up like with a few like iterations of it, you know, she's like I told Jacks

I was like I said I'm really excited, you know like she's got always got to say at told Jacks I was like I say you know she's like, I told Jacks, I was like, I said, I'm really excited. You know, like she's got always got to say, I told Jacks, I was like, I say, you know, she's got to do it three times. How you want to hear? I was like, I say a Jacks, say it. I was like, okay, haven't had been a hit, but the hit, but the hit, but it's like she's always in one of those places where you're oxygening things off. She's in oxygen here. So I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, take it, say, say,

she's going, what's going on? I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her,

her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her, I told her it silly, why am I having to have an having to have an having to have an it's like any loony tune we can fit in and they all kind of fit with Britney's personality. And then this is where the girls just start being total trash to Kristen and now which is Kristen is total trash. So it's like, are you going to get mad at plastic bottles for being mean to die at Cookecans in the recycle bin? I don't know because it's all trash, but they're being mean to Kristen and you know, fucking Katie who's dressed as Beetlejuice by the way, which makes's all trash, but they're being mean to Chris did and you know fucking Katie who's dressed as beetle juice by the way

Which makes this all the better this entire episode No one ever would have repeated that name three times if it was Katie okay No one's Katie popping up at dinner. I told the mirror. I said I was like beetle juice Beetle juice I said I said beetle juice you never comes like because you keep interrupting yourself Haven't they haven't haven't they haven't they haven't they haven't they haven't they haven't they have I said I said beetle juice. You never comes like because you keep interrupting yourself Have it. They have it. They have it. They have it. They have it. I told you I said I'm gonna say to the mirror I'm gonna do it right now. I'm gonna say right now. I got to say I got to say beetle juice beetle juice. And I was like okay So this is where they really start going after Kristen Because Kristen's wasted, you know, but look you're supposed to be wasted. You're on a wine trip to Solving.

Yeah, Solving. Solving. Solving. How do you pronounce it? So that's a real way to pronounce it. So, it has some sugar at the end of it. I told you that's why there's a big end of it. You're so bang.

You probably think this time is bad. You, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They started. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's I think Christians follow the rules of the trip because that's what you do on a trip. You get wasted in wine country with your friends. Yeah. But everyone's like, oh my god, we're in a couple now, which makes this totally, totally

different because we're in happy couples, and you're like in a lane couple. So we're in my joy now, okay? So they're videotaping her. Katie's just following her videotaping Christian. Like, can you believe it? And automatically I fucking hate Katie. And I can't believe she makes me hate her even more in this episode how can I possibly hate you anymore I just found out yeah well the thing is I think everyone's down to get drunk on a wine trip but you

have to like maintain the pace of the group so if you're the only one that's wasted and everyone else is only buzzed sorry you're doing it wrong I'm sorry like you got him you got to you got to stick with the group okay if you're the only one that's wasted and everyone else is only buzzed, sorry, you're doing it wrong. I'm sorry, like you gotta stick with the group. Okay, if you're like way gone way heavier, then it's like annoying, okay. So, but the best part about it is that Kristen forgot her IG password. So she's like, oh, I wish I could do a story right now,

but I forgot my Instagram password, which is also funny. It's like, why did you log out of Instagram in the first place? Yeah, it's probably To get into account to read his direct message or something. Yeah, fucking Christian and Katie goes sex to be you Like you She's going through an emergency. She can't get into Instagram like and let's your empathy. I know It's like we need to be mad to come in and help us. us. We don't need to be making fun of each other right now.

This is a national emergency. So it's like, the crisis. Yeah, it's like, she's like totally hurting right now or something. This is not like her ass. Which I don't know where you guys have been, but of course this is like her.

It's Kristen. So they go into a toy store. Yeah. And it's tosses like, oh my God, but it would like come in this pants right her, it's Kristen. So they go into a toy store. Yeah. And Stasi's like, oh my God, but with like commoners pants right away, like, serr, so Brittany's like, oh my God, it's a museum slash, Like at the same time at Udicid. I told, I told Jacks I said I was like,

oh my god, I'm in a museum flash store and I was only a store, I was like, is there a G at the end of it? I was like, I told Jacks I was like, I don't even know what's going on with this store anymore. Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay! I also just, I just want to also point out that we have saw a flashback to Kristen eating

the quote unquote lavender. And this time we actually got a close up of the flower. It was not lavender. It was like not. It was like, I don't know what it was. That was not lavender. But didn't the guy say the bartender said it smelled like time, right? I think he was just saying things to just get it a shot up. He's like, yeah, that's that I think you just ate garlic. Oh, okay. He's like, yeah, I think you just ate garlic. Oh, okay. I like that you're posting things on Instagram though, because it was very funny looking at all those pictures.

And then you looked one of the local flowers up that looks just like that. And it's like poisonous. We'll give you a stroke or whatever you want. No, I made that up. I made that definition up. I called it the Lavendula Dode Mas. Because it was named after her

and that it causes you to lose balance and forget your Instagram password. Oh my god. So yes. So you were saying about uh yeah. Sterex. I'm just sitting here giggling at you. Hello, this is Lisa Vanderpubble. We are taking a commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're

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And Stasi's like, I know. I want to say I got distracted because everyone TV parties like know it actually was sage. That's I guess what a sage. Oh, we look sage. It was a sage flower. Okay, I take it. I accept it. I learn. I will take it. I was like, I told JX I was like, it really a sage. Really a sage. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a man that needs a Lego to grow like a plant, you're marrying the wrong person. Okay. I don't know. You can find a better store.

Go to Tommy Bahama. Okay. Yeah. Those guys have jobs. Okay. If you're shopping for your man at Tommy Bahama, that means he works. Doesn't have a lot of taste. But he got a good job.

Yeah. Yeah. So, um, Shina is going through a little bit of a personal crisis because, you know, she had a pep talk with Lala a few episodes ago where Lala was like you know she's she'll like I know you'd like to over share but it really annoys everyone except for me and honestly it annoys me but I don't have the heart to tell you it annoys me too so you can still over share with me but like try not to over share with others so she's she knows like trying she's like trying to be more reserved and more quiet which is hilarious because she still doesn't know how

to do it like yeah she's like she she thinks that being reserved in quiet means announcing that you're going to be reserved. Well, I would tell you, but I'm being reserved right now. So yeah, I would tell you what I think about like a plant, but no one wants to hear. I want to. I don't want to over share. So I will not say how I feel about the like a plant. She's like, I took a chair, I'm not stuck hard. Okay. And she's like, well, I was like, but I don't want my sheet sheet at the end. Yeah.

Well, my sheet sheet of the meal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's rebooting Shina. So then, have you noticed that they kept calling Christian a balloon animal this whole time? Or like, yes, the blue balloon thing?

I was like, thank you. Thank you. Thank thank you weird show yeah Yeah, I know it was good. Thanks for that Vanderprop rules. She definitely look like a cult that had just like been birthed and she's just like You know like like unsure like that scene in city slickers Where they the baby cow right a calf When they pull the baby calf out and you're like, ew, ew, and the baby calf stumbles out, and you're like, oh, cute, but it can't walk. That's sort of what Kristen's doing.

Yeah, my favorite video of last year is the baby elephant being born. And it's funny, because they just shoot out, but then they immediately get up and they're like, woo! Yeah, that's sort of what, I feel like Kristen has just been birthed into the world, like, perpetually just birthed. And and she's like right in time for the new Dumb-O

Seriously, seriously Well, she dressed like the circus head so Got those stripes those bold stripes Um, so Kristen's like, oh my friends are assholes, okay, I'm like your terrorist, a terrorist too. I'm just like, I'm having fun as a terrorist. Like, if you have to wear a vest, like, we're in stock. No one was saying, oh. So then another trick's in monocle song. Now she's just given up,

because now the song just goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's some exactly what I wrote. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Well, they're pretty much like we said, just one note, just repeat one note over and over again. It's like a Gimzolsi ax song. So Vanderpomp comes in and she Vanderpomp is still still so thrilled with her. Yeah, she's at Tom Tom and she's still still so thrilled with her storyline. I'm getting drunk that one time. Like that's all she talks about now

She's like oh hello. I'm with the sexy man who's a little dog and there's another sexy man named George George Wasn't that party a success would I can remember of it? It's okay like so my name's brilliant. That's what's Hmm, I'm William. Oh, Alfredo. No, I'm William. What are you doing here, either? She's like, are you Harry? She keeps asking everybody. Are you Harry, James' brother? Well, you about to catch your up together.

So Lisa walks in and bars. She's like, hello, Leo. He's like, no, I'm not Leo either. He just, I don't know who Leo is, but I'm not Leo either. I'm not Leo either. I'm not Leo either. I'm not, no, I'm not Leo either. He just, I don't know who Leo is, but he looks like he was in a, like a boy band in the 90s, late 90s or early 2000s. And he looks like he's, he's been in line to audition for O-town

for a really long time. I was gonna say O-town. It's like you didn't even make it onto the TV show. He was like just cut before the TV show. Yeah, he's like, wasted that blow job. It's like pork eye. You know, he's one of those like lower level. Like you're in waiting, just in case one of these guys doesn't work out. Right. We'll put you on the DVD.

Yeah, he ended up on the bait bus for the last two decades. Oh, hot. So, Satam like wheels in. Looks like a giant anvil. He's like, dude, it's the alcohol shot freezing machine, dude. And he's just like, oh, just can't know about this. What about Nick, Elaine, the nice trove. I would love an Advil after the other night to get to a time saying. Oh, it's hard for me to concentrate, given the hangover that I steal the stuff from from being so drunk and carefree. She's like, what is this monster or city? Just not fit into my design.

And Tom's like, uh, I'm confused as to what my role is, bro. Like, I showed him this shot thing and they love it. And now they don't like it. Like, there's nowhere else in West Hollywood that does this sort of thing. Last time I checked, that's not a steam punk clock. Is it now? No. Does that envy the thing on my jigsaw, smoke pipes?

No, get it out. If you can find a frozen shot machine that does this and goes it must dash as it ties a girl to a train track, then I am in. So Lisa wants to do a soft opening basically for Tom Tom and invite about 100 people. Let everyone try the food, some dinner service, et cetera, et cetera. And she's like, you know, we've come so far. This used to be a sex shop. And now I'd say, Tom Tom is sexier than a sex shop. And then we get drunk.

Yes. This is real where the Reno swing has come. If you want to swing on the pendulum. So they show that clip of when they were looking at Chi Chi, the rear sex shop and like playing with the like literal bunny. Yeah. Sex funny. I mean, I need more scenes of Lisa Vander Proud pretending she doesn't know what sex toys are. Yeah. So she's the guys like, where do they look at Cation? Bra where adults? It's like, where gonna be the occasion, brah? We're adults.

It's like, don't you think you're asking for trouble with Mr. Jaxi Waxi, Taylor Tay? And they're like, no, no, we're gonna be, we're gonna all stay in the room, we're gonna behave. And she goes, well, since when does that matter? He'll still fuck your girlfriend while you're asleep on the couch. And he goes, Tom Nover, he's like, oh, that was his girlfriend actually huh?

Sorry that's just the alcohol speaking. LATIN'T alcohol poisoning from the other day when I had to mushroom tree. Oh I'm just a party watt here now. So we then go back up to Solving and they're still at this store. They're at this store for half the episode. And- And this is my favorite fucking part of K-M. Are you gonna say it?

You have to say it. I'm so sorry. I have no jokes today, but I have to say this to Shina thing. So Shina and Brittany are looking at a glass case full of like doll furniture. And there's these little mini chairs and Brittany's like, look at those mini chairs.

And she and the guys, I'm like, everything's kidder when it's smaller, but like literally, what do you do with that? Like, sheena. You're in a toy store. She's actually considering furnishing her home with those chairs. She's like, I'm gonna like them, but I just don't know if they'll batch the scale of my house. It's like, no, that's not what they're, you're not really supposed to sit in the machine. Everything's cute when it's small, but Adam is really big, if you know what I mean.

I mean, I'm not an overshare. I'm a junior. I'm a nerve-addom and I could bang in this thing. Ah, wait, was that oversharing? Sorry. I wonder if this requires assemblage. Adam's really good at that. He built all my furniture before we fucked.

I didn't mean to overshare. Oops. I just love seeing a thinking doll furniture is real. Yeah. I mean, Marina's more sponsored by the square fods. I'm like, I got it. I mean, I know I have to downsize, but that may be too small for me. No, that chair is my exercise goal. I'm hoping to be able to get to fit into it someday.

So I put fissitious jacks So I put Fiscious Jacks. I put Fiscious Jacks. I'm like, what does that mean? But I was typing on my dad's computer. And so I think it auto-corrects things. And it's Britney FaceTime's Jacks. Not Britney Fiscious Jacks. It's like Britney don't know what that word is.

And neither does Jacks. Why would I type that word? Yeah. She FaceTime's him. And she's like, I told Jacks I was like, yeah, she she face times him and she's like I told Jacks I was like I'm gonna face him in right now, so hey, Jay, yeah, I thought you would be on the way to the hotel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not sure listen a car We'd someone maybe in the back so you looks like she is brass who's there He's a much of bag. Oh

Just got out of the gym. Well, I thought you were gonna go to the hotel right now. Since you'd be going to the hotel. I'm almost 40 years old, all right? Why are you so, but I thought you were gonna be there on time. Like, you trying to start a fight? Yeah, but you should be on the way if you're going to the hotel. It's like, I got one mother who doesn't speak to me.

Why don't you do my current stop calling me? Yeah. She's like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, isn't it nice to see, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Isn't it nice to see Jack's changed? I mean, what a prince. I know. Exactly.

So charming. So he then starts telling Brittany that James could be DJing a party at, at pump, like the next night. And Kristen at this point is not like lingering over the FaceTime conversation. And she starts like doing this weird mimeing just to get lesion to show like she's like doing sarcastic mime and like she's like nodding, like nodding, and then she points and then she does a kiss, like,

wah, and then she's like seriously, she's like doing a serious, like she's doing like an interpretive seriously dance. Like seriously? Seriously? Where could you work it? Where could you work it? Seriously?

There you go. There you go. It's hard. The people on TV part are getting a whole. Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? It's hard. People on TV part of it are getting a whole dance right now. Seriously? Yes, so she's seriously interpretive dances like straight over to somebody to tattle tale, you know, of course. So she goes to Stassy and she's like, oh, just be hard on the wall, just be hard on the shots.

She also makes like the most like the most random, useless, ultimatum of all time. She's like, ugh, I'm ready to check out or I'm not gonna buy anything. I'm not standing for this, I don't care. It's like, ooh, we, she might not buy something. Like, we need to all check out now or Kristen's not gonna buy a Chachki.

You got this. This is serious. Yeah, sorry tiny chair industry Kristen just brought you down and when she's a bit So Kristen's like you were hard then she tells us she's like use your words Kristen use your words At least the matter pumpkin like she just keeps giving him chance after chance after chance And then she holds something against me from like a million years ago. I'm like fucking dog She sort of does have a point actually No, she doesn't weird way. He's still a fucking bitch to Lisa Vanderpump

Yeah, she still talks about you all the time. She still gives her shit at the reunions Why the fuck would you the only reason she's's even still on the show or cause the producers refused to totally fire them all. I think that they watched friends another doing a they're doing a friends thing where the then you fire us all if you fire Kristen or something. Yeah, I think you're right. I forget because James, when he's after he's been fired, he kisses up to Lisa really badly. He's like, oh, you're only 40 a Lisa. I'm not today of a 38 in my rock. I'm beautiful today Lisa.

Hey, Christian. Christian's now having a meltdown in the tiny chair section and she's like, this is giving him a chance again. You know what? Suck my dick Lisa. Yep, I'm saying it. I don't care.

I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. James is just spinning a record on his finger. He's like it's voodoo, Kristen. I'm a voodoo DJ all this time. And now look what happens when I throw my record up in the air. He's like And now look what happens when I throw my record up in the air. Because he's like, oh, look, look, I dropped the record on the floor. Oh, we figured it out.

Oh, so she has a fit and Lala's like, um, because Lala's always like looking at her front. She's like, oh, pick up, bros, dude. So Chris is like I mean she's really like this Chris it's a laugh or Chris and to take in first of all she's eating flowers off the street second of all she's around small furniture so she feels like even more of a giant than usual so she's probably like walking around really carefree like I don't want

to crush this store I've grown the lavender turned more of a giant than usual, so she's probably walking around with me, I feel like, I don't wanna crush this door. I've grown, the lavender turned me into a giant. Be careful, guys. I don't wanna hurt anyone till I criss-diss. You're normal sized. No one's ever gonna be able to sit down again. Gulladotie's travels. So. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So Dodie vs. Travels Dodie vs. So Dodie vs. Travis but it's better. So

So now it's nighttime and Going to to dinner and they're checking in and printing he again is in like full Prattle mode She's like, okay, I think we're gonna be saving I told Jack's I said I was like we're gonna be saving people But they're still one on the way. Hopefully. I don't know can you still say to say oh? I say to say to say we'll be seven people tell seven people're still one on the way. Hopefully, I don't know. Can you still say to say, oh, I said, I said, I said, I said, we'll be seven people. That will tell seven people, seven people. Maybe, maybe, maybe seven, seven, seven, eight. Do we have seven people?

Oh my God. I like when they saw, they're walking up in its sunset, and Brittany goes, status pink. Oh my God. Okay. I missed that entirely. I didn't realize she said that. She said status pink.

Status pink, guys. So Lalo's like, I put this girl's shirt together so you can have a good time. So I'm not about to chase Christian through the fucking streets. Okay, not gonna happen. And Katie's like, do she ever know where we are? Cause like I literally didn't even hear what was happening cause I was trying on

the thing. I was knocking over merchandise, so I missed it all. First of all, two things. A, Lala should be so happy that Kristen's having a meltdown because that's in the total spirit of sideways the movie, which she's allegedly a super fan of. Second of all, the idea of Kristen running around the streets of Solvang and Solarius, to me that seems like one of those viral videos where like a moose gets loose, you know, in a central business district, and they're like, oh my god, there's a moose in the street, except it's Kristen. So it's like a cult.

Like, just stopping traffic. Like a little cute horse-drawn carriages have to stop, and they're like, oh, and she's like slamming on the windows of little Apple Skiver big groups, you know? Yeah. like slamming on the windows of a little apple skewer, big, you know. Yeah, she like gets stuck in the saltwater, the saltwater tap fee store. Ha, ha, ha. She bridges from us some shop with like 10 hats on her head. Ooh, I bought them all.

They're like, not damn square. So, uh, Ariana's like, um, I don't know why she would be upset that James is working. Like, what is she carrying? Katie's like, I know. Like, why would she even care? Katie, Katie, do you not remember your plot for the season? You, yeah, at like you, like you've practically boycotted salt and straw because James is

into ice cream now. Okay. Like, since when are you so cool of James getting a gay? Don't you remember Tom Tom? Remember when you well-gated him to a cup of tea? And Lisa's very smart because I think Lisa's just made Katie think that James is always going to be in that cubby hole forever and ever. So Katie's like, ha ha, I won.

Yeah. So Kristen arrives and she sits down and they're like, Kristen, they're like, Kristen, tell us what you're feeling. She's like, okay. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Over! I love what she does that face, actually. Like, ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Like the shoulders, like, really going hard this time. Really, like, seriously? Seriously? like the shoulders like really going hard this time really like seriously and yeah that was her answer literal face shake and so Katie's like

yeah but like why does him working at palm even have to affect you like Katie's and full on role I wrote her eyes are rolled back in her head the entire time yeah and he is frowned so much of the show her face is constant. It can't even move from her front. Even when she's smiling, she's like, yeah, Marova is a frowning bull down. And again, she has fully forgotten

about the fact that she has gotten James fired for all the things that she's saying. Yeah, and Kristen's like, well, I'm sick of these, so, like she gives like, him, people like him great chances, and then great people she gives, like, him, people, like, him great chances, and then great people, like me, like, we don't even get a chance, we don't even get a chance.

What does she want a chance in, by the way? What is, what is she like, trying out for a baseball team? Like, what is, like, she doesn't, she doesn't show any interest in working at Sur. I mean, yeah, you have maintained a job on this TV show after getting fired, like, two and a half years ago, Kristen Like what else do you want? You know, what else do you want in life? Like a couple of free drinks at a Tom Tom party like who cares? Like aim higher babe, okay?

Yeah, so now she's really frustrated and she's like, you know what my insides are just starting to boil up and I'm just like really Really? Which is not a word for seriously seriously and she's like a little of the girls tell her I'm sorry I got lost in my notes so watch a bit. Kristen Arianna goes look like we

just don't want it to affect you that's all we're saying and she yeah that's the Carter said he said they're letting James win like every time I get like this, like he's winning. So that sounds like good advice, right? Yeah, so I have to point that out because Katie's like, um, yeah, it's poison.

Yeah, but it can't help it. Well, you need to try. She's like, I'm gonna try it for three years Katie. Okay, do it. Um, find a way because that is not healthy. You know, if someone ever said that to Katie, she'd be like, you know, you just don't really understand Find a way because that is not healthy. You know, if someone ever said that to Katie, she'd be like, you know, you just don't really understand

what I'm going through. What I really need right now is a friend, not someone who's like passing judgment and something to do. I just need support right now. Yeah, but that's Katie. So then we go to Sir, which seems to be James' fun with DJ Picky, who's still working there.

When I went there on Tuesday, last Tuesday, he was there. Someone said, as James working back at SOR, no, DJ Mickey was fully there on on Tequila Tuesdays. Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with James because he was back again. So I'm not sure who knows who cares really, like who cares? Literally Tommy. Yeah. So DJ Mickey's there.

It's there. And Harry's busing and it's so funny because they're trying to make it look like, oh, Harry, it's a disaster. Yeah. I'm like, how are you going to do this poor guy, first of all? It can't be easy busing tables with cameras following you around watching you pick up a water glass. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, how are you guys trying to make this look like a big disaster?

Leave Harry alone. Yeah, so you like pour some water and then Peter starts giving him some tips on how to hold glasses and everything and then Lisa walks in and she's got her She's got her glasses on she's like oh I'm so hung over I put on my sunglasses, but turns out they were my reading glasses the pain the headache. Oh Is this James's brother or my James's brother Get it am I still seeing double from the other night? But she's like is this James's brother she says it right in front of him like just say are you James's brother? What's wrong with you? So he's like yeah, let's just listen here young man

Your brother hasn't set the bed example wiki wiki shall I remix it for you he's like I know Lisa but I'm my own path and then I've proved up for so I think I'm proving that I'm my own person she's like oh and when did you start literally today she's like I'm too drunk for this right now. You haven't proven yourself yet. And so Peter's like, James, he's done better than James already. Well, James was alright as a busboy, wasn't he? You're totally Jacob, started drinking pictures and creed. But who gave him those pictures?

Kristen Dowdy. That's right. Correct answer. Ding ding ding. That's right. Correct answer. Ding ding ding. You may continue showing how to incorrect these stack plates. I can't wait to work even for the release. Thank you so much for this opportunity. Thank you.

Peter showed him the wrong way to stack plates. Okay, I cannot believe Peter's had a job this song in a restaurant that didn't know how to stack down plates. We must have table. He's like getting a saucer and then putting like a water glass on it and then like a dinner plate on top and then cake sheet. I'm like, what are you putting?

And then the centerpiece. And it's like that part of the writer. He's like, whoa, whoa. It's like a tall tower of beaver. So meanwhile, over at the the Montreal, it's time for guys nice. So we got the usual crew. We got that both the Toms, we got Carter, who's sitting there with one like, and we got Bo, we got Jacks. And they're just like talking and they're like, who's gonna have the first meltdown? And then they immediately are like, oh, sorry Carter,

we actually already know it's. Yeah, and he's like Carter always has a stressed outlook. He's always like Thinking his eyes are really big needs like Yeah, and then it cuts to Kristen and she's in she's in that state where she's now like rocking back and forth in her chair Like she's like I'm I'm down to talk about anything at the hotel, but like I can't do it anything So I'm just I'm just gonna say quiet and if anyone heard me say something Renew her me So it looks like she's riding the horse for the first time like You know it is all the time we you know like we saying she's like a calf or whatever

She's a minotaur okay, cuz she's human up here, but her body is horse, like, and she won't accept it. And so she's like, whoa, oh my God. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh a horse. So, so, so, Jackson's back at the boys. Jackson's like, I feel bad because like James made small talk with me. I was cutting lives. I don't know if you got to heard by. I don't even have to. I just did it. So, but, you know, he was, I mean, I didn't tell him that we were, I mean, I didn't mention that you, you planned this and didn't invite him. So Sorry, and Tom number two is like we should invite him You know, he's just like a sad little guy. Don't you just want to forgive him?

Jack is like Jack is like yeah, he is just sort of like a puppy dog Yeah, we should invite him which by the way if Jack wants to invite James is cuz he wants James to get drunk and fall off Yeah, that's what that's totally and that's not because he's so bad. That's because he wants James to get drunk and fall off the horse. That's what that's all about. Totally. That's because he wants James. He wants to put James in a situation where he'll fuck up. At these Tom's acts so nice, but they are such fucking pricks too, because it doesn't Tom too offer him like 10 drinks. Oh, I don't remember that. Actually, I'm pretty sure he's like, do you want a drink?

Or maybe it was just Jack's, but. I only remember. I actually don't remember, because I my I was like I felt like I was waiting for waiting for jacks to offer him something and it didn't happen so well that some people do people do offer him well because the waitress comes over one point he's like I'll have an Arnold poem a but anyway you guys have Barton yes yeah that's usually how they are So unless it went to our party the other night Honolulu's pretty f-t-t-wise to be So the me and what back of girls dinner it's like

Your spicy tequila shots are here and it's like, oh my god, she's doing a shot. Yeah. Single Sheena is fun. I think I'll have one of each other prime shots, please. Thank you. Uh, like I mean, having fun. Oh my god, what's wrong with Ram? Sorry, I was never like, uh,

and Katie's like, Sheena, I have a question for you. So I heard you and Adam with the bank town. I actually don't know where bank town is. I live in Marina, Del Rey now. So it's like really hard for me to get out of Marina Del Rey. So like, I don't even know where bank town is. Is that like, over by like West Kavina? Because that's where I'm from.

So I'll have time to take the 10 to the West Kavina. But I don't see him never been to bank town before. So he's like, to get to bank town, you have to go like, down to 71, down the 95. Past across the wall. By a hurt's rental. So she is like, um, now I'm gonna be reserved and be really showy about it. Um, we hang out a lot and there's probably more of the story, but I'm just going to look down at my food and brush my hair to show and I'm not gonna share

Britney's like, I admit it. I was telling Jackson the day Like I told Jack I told I told Jackson said I was like guess what Jackson I said I said I said I said The man's eggs they thanks and she was like, yeah I was like, you know, I can only make me like, oh, I like totally not a town anyway I was like, you know, like, no, why don't you be like, oh, I'm like, don't do not tell me why not. It is, Stasi, like, makes her like, why wouldn't you tell us? And she's like, oh my God, I'm like,

for any good or walk with you, I'm not sure. Everything with you. And then you make comments about my back, like, why are you making fun of me, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, why not, she's like, um, if we're on Girl's Trip AF and we're trying to bond and get closer, there shouldn't be any. I can't talk about that. Like she just whipped out like a Sheena impersonation and nowhere, I really appreciated that.

And then Katie is like, like she's telling us, she's like, I'm sorry, but like, we're seeing it and Rob, that was like primed to mock. Like, she said his name like a symphony. And then they got together, Shino thing, Rob or fifth. That was pretty amazing.

That was up there with their 80s, their succimate opener. I also like, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, but I also like when she was crying, she's like, I just feel like I've been open and genuine and I'm like, just trying to like have a get along and he's like, um, are we not getting along?

Which is like not something you say when you're getting along, by the way. Yeah. Like if you say something in a bitchy way, you inherently are not getting along with someone at that moment. Yeah, and Katie's memory of all this is so skewed as usual, but she's like, a lot of, uh, Stasi says, um, well, like, you don't have to be weird around us. And then she's like, I know. I'm like, I just like Katie to like braid my hair.

She didn't even text me back. I'm like, why not at that level? I got a, okay, I got a, but like, then you're asking me who I'm sleeping with. And that's like an end of my conversation. Like, do you want to braid my hair or not? Like, what, it, I got it. But like, then you're asking me who I'm sleeping with, and that's like an end of my conversation. Like, do you want to braid my hair or not? Like, what, let's look, what's the deal? I love that she has a great test.

Like, if you, like, you know, clearly we're not at, like, a braid level, so I'm not gonna talk about sex, but maybe if you like, did some problematic cornrows, then maybe I could talk about Adam. Uh, I just feel like I've never had a friend that I've been like, oh my god, I called you to braid my hair. Well, I mean, I guess I don't have hair, but you know, even when I did, like I called you to braid my hair and you didn't even text me back. But also, she know you live in Marina Del Rey. Who's gonna go to Marina Del Rey?

I just to braid your crazy weave. And also Katie hates you openly. It's not like this is some big secret. You know what I mean? So Lala goes, um, Lala who's at the head of the table because she has a black Mx now like she's like Yolanda Foster, the dream team. Yeah, so she's like, um, like she is trying girls and it's like genuinely hard to watch and Katie goes, yeah, but she genuinely said some things about me. So they're like, I'm still trying to get over it. And so then yeah, and so then she's like, um, she

cut me off as a friend. And this is about she. And well, she says she's not going to cut her off as a friend. And we see a flashback to she. Now being like, you guys are fake. And then, and then Tom is like, well, whatever. You're like a low rent Kardashian. He goes, well, like the only thing that you you care about. Tom is like well, whatever. You're like a low-rent Kardashian He goes well like the only thing that you you care about Tom is banging chicks at a bar

So Katie is like Mad that sheena got mad at her for coming for her like I don't know like it's one of those things where it's Responding yeah, she was responding when they were attacking her. Yeah, right? So I don't either but I remember that Katie is always wrong. That's really all you need to remember. Okay. Katie is always wrong in every fight according to me. She will never be right.

I hate you. I just beat you. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like Katie, you know, she was a real snot about law. She's been a snot to Shina for years. She's snot about the private jet and then she changes her mind about the private jet. And then it's supposed to be like, oh, La, she's been a Snot Tashina for years. She's not about the private jet. And then she changes her mind about the private jet.

And then it's supposed to be like, oh, yeah, it's fine. Well, now she is changing her mind and how she feels about Katie. So Katie should accept it just the way that everyone accepted that she likes private jets now. Yeah, but the whole thing was Katie was my Sashina because she didn't have any friends left. And so during her wedding year, she was nice to Shina. And then she got really mean to second.

She got her friends back. She just dumped Shina. And then she got really mean to second. She got her friends back. She just dumped Shina. And then Shina was hurt the next year. And so it was all about Katie being a bitch to Shina for no reason. And then they got in a fight. But now the way Katie retails that is like, she just publicly shamed my marriage.

Like babe, your husband, oh, your husband was making it with other girls in public. Okay. And got away with just saying he didn't remember. So please, you're a part of it. Shame's your marriage for you. So she knows she knows apparently she's not told Katie that her life is better without her and their French face and she never wants to be friends again. And she's like, yeah, but I'm so allowed to feel sad about those things. Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure I did all that but I'm so wanted me to say about that. I'd like to make any sense. Yeah, the fight makes no sense. And then kid, he goes, yeah, but then can you just give us the opportunity to like just

be reacquainted? Like you don't have to say anything to me. Okay, there's like still plenty of stuff we can just like talk shit about and she was like It's like okay, I guess that might so So It's like I love girls night Whenever we get a chance to make a girl cry and feel like an outsider. It's just such a wonderful thing I know I think she needed just lucked out because they're they're getting for Christ in this trip Whenever we get a chance to make a girl cry and feel like an outsider, it's just such a wonderful thing. I know. I think she need to just luck out because they're getting for Christen this trip. Then they can't have too many people to fight at one time. You know, they realize that their power is better focused on one person.

Yeah. Well, it's the classic rule. It's like that time in season one where Christen and Katie got mad at Stasi, so she's stopping friends with them for like three episodes, it'd be him friends with all like the day players. Like all those people we never saw again for like two episodes. She's like these are my real friends now. So Peter, so now we Peter arrives at the Mondrian. His like he's unleashed yet another button just to really establish that skies night.

And James shows up and James like, oh, we got a pizza. It's a Chase pizza. Yes. Here's the coup cares. Yeah. I want to do this in my face, to do this in my face. And again, that was like, you look like six, five to seven years ago, but now it's just so sad. As big as that ball spot grows, it just gets like, let's year and let's year, you know? Like learn golf. So, Tom and James, Tom Tandeval and James are gonna be a wingman for Peter,

because he's the single one of the group. So they're gonna like, they walk with him up to the bar area in the Mondrian, which is also the same place where James and Lala called, said that Katie was not working on her summer body, same location. So they go up there and they're gonna be wingman. There's like four girls there. So Tom Sandivall is talking to them and it's three girls. Sorry, it's Steffi, Claire, and Dana, and each one of them got a little title that said Tom's new friend, which I really enjoyed.

Because that is so him. And I like that Tom knows how to, he'd like knows how to get into pants, okay? Because he's like, girls, would you like some Casamigos riposano? Because you just take Casamigos and that's George Clooney's Tequila. So it automatically makes girls think of hot ass George Clooney. But it's like like he's very good His baby stepping his way into your crotch. Yeah, it's good. You know, he's listen We're gonna be a bartender in Los Angeles. You have to know so yeah, so he orders all these like baby shots

And they're like it's a baby shot. I was like yeah, you can order anywhere like even my new bar And he's like and I'm gonna get another snowman for James Just ice and water little inside trick which actually that was cool. I never knew that before Um, yeah, I mean either and the girls like is that an actual thing? Yeah, he's like you can order it my buy it's like $20 for half shot That's this idea ever you can be honestly you can order any shot that you want. Well freeze it for you. I hope Sad dude So then they return with the girls right away and all the... Coupled up guys, they're nervous.

And to use like, I feel a storm coming in. Jack's already like, blown a wad in his pants five times. He's like, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous. He just, he's ready to fuck all of them and he knows it, which why he's going bonkers right now. Yeah, I'm he's telling But he's like bro, I'm not comfortable right now. I'm like I don't even know what you do with those girl I like I don't want to stop there good time. This isn't a prop You look like you guys are out and fucking the what the sunset strip As reality TV stars. I'm pretty sure you knew this was gonna happen like come on

Yeah, and like also like it's not that big of a deal to be a round woman. It's like you can control yourself. So, um, yeah. It's like, wow, you don't get to stick your dick into something. This is crazy. Good luck, bro. I know you're it. You've, wow. So, um, yes, now they go up to this hotel room. The Tom's then like, wrap each other by the head and like, Tom, Tom, I never really understand what it was. It's giving me some wolf of Wall Street, like, yeah, that's their, that's their Buddhist thing that instead of saying, oh, they do Tom.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So then I just started getting sad, you know, and maybe it's because I'm older still drink too much, but I was like, this is no way to live. Cause it's just like old people. It's like watching shady primes. It's like something gets into the water,

it's shady pines, you know, and they're all like, yeah, let's do some. I liked it. I don't even wanna do the lib battle. I liked it, but I thought this whole thing would jackspin. Like I have to go Brittany, I have to go Brittany. I thought that was also fake. I think he was doing that because he was on camera

and he wanted to get the credit for saying that. He didn't really give a shit. He's a change, a change, a change, a change. So Tom Zandeval, he brought a little bartender, and he's like, some people travel with, passport, some people travel with music. I travel with a bar, bar kit, or whatever he said. And so he makes a Moscow mule and he gives it to a girl.

She's like, oh my god. You did not just whip that up. I'm like, girl, it's like vodka, and ginger beer with a splash of lime, like relax. I think Pope put it perfectly because Jackson's still like, I mean, I think Jackson is probably cooked out of his mind as well, but he's just like, and feels like he looks like a reform junky in a crack house.

And I was like like that is so true But you're also wearing a wooden bow tie right now, so like I'm so confused I don't really know what to do with this gas right now I just had a very christened Odie moment because I just kicked my garbage can across the floor for no reason I just like stretching as a boom Sorry, what are you gonna do about it? Sorry It was bothering me Hey, sorry to give you a chance trash trash can. Now you know what it feels like being me.

Boiling up inside. Steve, which we then go to Solvang for a quick second, where she knows like on Snapchat saying, never have I ever gotten bored during sex. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Er, single, single, single, single. Yeah, they're playing never, because I ever saw these like this. She was like, he's single she's not single she's not. Yeah, they're playing never could I ever in stossies like this she was like

Stoss is like never have I ever had this game ruined for me slurps slurps Never have I ever wanted to commit suicide at a table with she now playing never have I ever have a snapshot Okay Never have I ever tried to sit in a tiny chair. Okay, so now back. Meanwhile back in the hotel room, Tom Schwartz is like, oh, I'm getting, he gets drunk as T-shirts. He looks crazy and he's like,

I'm gonna stick to the rule. Don't black, ow. I'm like, it's just not cute anymore, I'm gonna stick to the rule. Don't black out Like it's just not cute anymore. I'm sorry. Yeah And then of course he gets like black out And then James some girl goes to the bathroom with Peter and James said let's get walks bro Like no don't go in there. So he just starts fucking the door So bow and jacks go outside and don't come on god We got to call the girls. We got to call the girls Got to call him so both calls he's like fuck bro with the voicemail and then they steer at the film like call back

Go back. What do we do? Meanwhile, Christians like now for some reason she's like by like a fire pit alone I don't know where she went but she's just sitting there in like a chair and she has like the most like Pleasant lovely smile on her face like she's finally found inner peace But then we see that she's texting with Carter and Carter says that James just showed up and she's like This makes me insanely sad. I want to come home. Not one of my friends is thought. Hey, Christian Are you cool? Wow? This is the poison icing on a shitty cake, but she's like smiling like like this is she's so angry on text

Yeah, but they show her it's like yeah, she's happy she's like She's like so happy actually cake. She's like finally a shit a shit cake with Poisonizing and waiting all trip for this delicious probably something for a great person. Like, don't give me fudge it away. I'll give me a shit cake. So, Britt, did you notice it? Well, the guys are out there waiting for the girls to call them back. That one of the stranger girls who was talking to Tom on the patio is like, hey, I guess we should go outside and say, yeah, guess we should go inside. And then if she passes the camera, she looks directly into it like. Yeah, because she goes, because she said something to her, like, she said something like, like, wow, you're so great. And he's like, thanks.

And I think to me, I took it as like, she wouldn't you turn around. She's like, thanks. And I think to me, I took it as like, she would turn around and she's like, oh shit, that was on camera, wasn't that? Yeah, yeah, she's like, oh. Maybe they can't use it if I stare straight into the camera. So Brittany and Stasi called and said, I just told that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I told you I'm saying to guess what we have it we're appearing so vain that they really use a G and the signs over here

Every single sign has a G and there's a really is so vain not so vain. I told Jackson said that's the way it is and Those like well Peter met some girls and then now we're in the room It's like wait a minute. I just told Jack. She trying to say that there's some housing your house I mean wait a minute I just told Jack she trying to say that they're from housing your house A.O. real The guys are acting like they're in panic room or something they're like there's people on the other side of the door and their girls Help us they're like shining like flashlights

Town on to like fountain Avenue. They're like help us in the Mondrian But yeah, but bring me yet like you said she's your close. Are you saying there are housing the hotel room? I'm like listen I Hate that I hate that? I'm like listen I Hate that I hate that like I mean like there were just like three Normal ladies who were just there and like they're merely being called hose. No, you know who the hose are the guys I Mean those ladies are host you. I don't see why they can't all just be hose I mean you meet so you meet the guys down at the bar and then go up to their penthouse suite and then go into the bathroom with the guy like duh.

I mean, they're just parting out of the mix. I'm like, literally hoars. But I mean, of course, they're like, they're to hook up with the guys and the guys are there to hook up with them. Like, you can blame them, you know? I mean, last time I checked, we can all be hose.

Last time I checked, none of them flew across the country because they met someone on Instagram, so. Exactly, okay, but that's at least a smart hoe. You know, that's a hoe with a business. That's true. That's true. I just like Stasi's face. She just looked like she was ready to cast a spell.

She was just like, mm-hmm. Like, she's going to like cast some like hex and like three of those girls' faces are just going to melt off. And she's like, put them on FaceTime. I will tell them to get the fuck out of there right now. She's just going to sing laym is to them so so

If you do anything with those girls we are gonna cut your dx Like that and you'd officially take the last redeeming quality of jacks is away So now back up at Solving in the lobby the girls are pretty much all there and Kristen's walking around She's walking around like she's missing a shoe because she has that uneven like Canter she's like And they're like whoa Very honest like you're fully the inflatable thing at the car wash Funny like Kristen sit down. No, come on sit. No, and then she like

down to no, come on, sit, no. And then she like, bottles outside. And she's like, what they're doing that shitty thing. Yeah, they're doing that shitty thing. Chris does not do anything wrong when she's wasted, but they're all going to the hotel room and they're like, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, stop, Kristen, what are you doing? Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, oh, stop. So saying my name, Kristen, you're I dropped, and she's like so pissed because they're making it so Chris Stop Chris and y'all And she's like so pissed cuz they're making it so much worse, you know, and she goes what the actual mother fuck Yeah, then mom's like booboo BB. She's okay

Why why you tripping and yeah, why you tripping and then she comes back in there like Kristen Kristen and she's like dude chill. You don't know what the fuck is going on chill and they're like um She's getting waters at the bar she's doing the waiter carry and Katie comes up sick. Um, I'm gonna carry this for you Kristen comes up and say, um, I'm going to carry this for you, Kristen. I'm so mad. People are such a condescending move by Katie. You know, they're like, oh, totally. You know, yeah, they're all like, oh my god, Christian, you're so drunk. It's like, thanks for being an asshole.

And they're like, Kristen, sit down and say, yeah, Christian, sit down. You are not making any sense, Kristen. I'm like, she hasn't even been able to say anything you jerk How are you how am I on Kristen's side like when does that ever fucking happen? So she's so then Kristen stands up again because she can't say seated And she's like car call me from the boys and so stop interrupt me and chorus at this and James and Bob Rob3, my carer said this, and James and Bob, and we're laughing.

Yeah. And Katie's like, okay, then sit down and talk about it then. So Chris and Mike tries to cross the table to sit down. And Bob's dad's like, oh, we're we're I was like, this is must, this is clearly what happened when she got that Uber that one time and she like broke her face. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and she's like, ooh, it just like, it is. And Katie's like, yeah, get a bad,

you're a mass christen, get a bad christen. So the Holocaust, no, it's helping her when she gets to this place. At the Holocaust, that was trashy. She was like, I'm just glad that she didn't try to sit down in my miniature chair. So then Katie calls Tom and it's like, I'm just glad that she didn't try to sit down in my miniature chair. So then Katie calls Tom and it's like, who's there? Why did you invite girls, the usual thing, etc. And Tom, of course, Tom doesn't want to get in trouble. And he's like, what's Carter? So basically puts Carter

on the phone. And so Katie's now talking to Carter and she's like, your girlfriend is an embarrassment. She fell over on a table in the lobby and then ran away. Like, what did you tell her? What did you put into her head? And he's like, um, uh, nothing. Oh, yeah. They're like, what?

And she tells us, really, Carter, I just saw your girlfriend fell over a table Okay, what so you're on 80 get over yourself So Carter, I'm giving you a scene now is your moment say something Yeah, say why don't you mind your own fucking business you cow, okay? No one's talking to you. You nosy lady, leave me alone. How about that? And said he's like, uh, uh, uh, and then he just got something from the office.

How about mind your own relationship while your husband is over here taking fucking swigs out of school to Keela bottles and falling over? Okay, while there's hose in here, how about you worry about that Katie hooker face? So then, so then Brittany andian, Stasi, come and join after this conversation. And then they're talking about Kristen

and they're like, why does James get her so, so, so mad? And then I got very excited because in all of a sudden they just started going in on Carter. Like I was like, I didn't realize how much I was, how much I needed this until it started to happen. I was like, oh my god, this is amazing. Cause Katie's like, you know what? I think Carter until it started to happen. I was like, oh my god, this is amazing. Cause my kid, he's like, you know what? I think Carter's not good for her.

And then they just all start going in. Like, Kristen's miserable, et cetera. And then Stasi's finally like, you know what? He doesn't pay the rent. He doesn't do anything. He does nothing. He just sits there. He does nothing.

And I was like, oh my god. I don't know why I love this so much, but I do. I love it. And Ariana goes I do. I love it. And Ariana goes, that beans have been spelled. And then stuff is like, oh my god, this is not my place. This is not my place to say. And now I feel terrible. I feel so weird right now saying these things. It's almost like, this is exactly what I do every season. Because I'm like a classic Bravo reality star villain. I feel so weird right now this isn't my place and I like

Ariana she's just like go with it just go with it I like it I like where you're taking the scene I'm very serious about sketch comedy and you're really doing a great job and Britney's like well she talks about it with me too I love and says like yeah everyone knows it but no one said that. And it would be different if she, if you like paid for everything, if she paid for everything, and he would find it hard, but like,

yeah, or like maybe if you would therapy. Therapy. That's the thing. I brought Camille into it because basically, they said what Camille did. Yeah, we all know that now we said it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no said it. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like the grammar just comes through here. But now we said it.

Yeah, but no, but like yeah, their base is like, yeah, he does nothing. He's not nice to learn. Guess what? Guess who I'm not going to feel sorry for. Someone who pays for a life of somebody who does nothing. It's fucking ridiculous. Get some self-confidence.

You're rid of him. Yeah. Well, I think she did because okay magazine reporter today that they broke up so okay, okay Hey, that's okay. That sounds like okay reporting And that's that hey, Ronnie you got to get onto an airplane don't you? I mean, I guess whatever whatever. They'll probably cancel it again. Oh, after week. Oh, Condole, trapped in Texas.

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