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Episode Date: May 15, 2019

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Wow, you did great. That was great. Good job. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Now I have to like mentally pivot as I adjust to this crazy Vandipin rules. I know we're talking about the worst fucking people in the world. Welcome to part of White Warriors. Oh my God. Just when you think they can't get worse, I mean, there are a bunch of terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible people. Well, not all.

I mean, a couple of them came out great, you know? Yeah, but like the fact that we are rooting for James in this does not make even any sense. James is like a vile, despicable human. He does terrible things. he says terrible things, and yet for some reason we're rooting for him. I mean, I understand that's the magic of Vanderpump rules, but it's still hard to grasp.

Yeah, the anger online is just like overwhelming because I'd love to read the Facebook groups and all that and I'm like, wow, people are really using their freaking minds. What's the vibe? What's the vibe from the Facebook groups? Well, I mean, same as everything. I mean, thank God everybody's anti-cati, which is, I think that that's the great uniter, you know?

We can all just take Katie's stupid ass together. So that's really nice. There's a reason why we made her the white walker in Game of Thrones because at the end of the day, she is the biggest existential threat to humans. Yeah, she's the worst. We can all get behind it. It doesn't matter what house we're in, we can all get behind it.

Yeah, she's the worst. And she really Katie's out this episode, which I loved, because I thought the Katie was going to pivot into a more likable Katie, because Katie's very good at doing that. I mean, over the years, she's been like the first year. Nice. She didn't really do that much. I mean, sure, she bullied Sheena with everybody else, but she didn't really even talk. So, not much to hate. Second year, I don't know. I can't, like, I'm thinking that many years back, and I'm remembering my youth and like, it's like depressing me. But, um, she, every other season,

you know, she has a hateful season where everybody's mean to her online, and then she comes back, and she either doesn't talk or she has a victim story behind. Yeah. Um, and so I thought she was gonna pull that shit today. And nope, she just became fucking more terrible. Which, I mean, it really warmed my heart. I know, she was really like, she was prime Katie, okay. So, um, so the episode opens up, like, right in the middle of the fight from last week where James is yelling at Jack's and Brittany.

He's like, I don't give a fuck about you bitch. I don't give a fuck about you. And Jack's and Brittany are all furious. Oh, Prabo, there he is! There he is! Yeah, and so Tom Sandivall is trying to translate. But the more he tries to translate between the two, the more he messes up, which is why later on Ariana has to be a Tom translator for Tom's translation. But basically Tom's like, dude, here's the thing.

Jack's talking to you about James' girlfriend. So James's talking to you about Jack's girlfriend, dude. And then of course Brittany does, well, you know, this is all last week and Brittany's like, I don't care, he's talking about my family, Tom? You're his best man. Tom, so, so, so, so, you're making me really my, you're making me my, by the way, for the record, as far as we could tell, we never saw Britney this angry at Jack's when Jack's

actually cheated on her. Oh, but you're angry. Remember when she was like, you, they all have that party and they, and Ariana played her the tape. I mean, she's scream, but I don't think she had this, this blood loss in her eyes. Like this, I don't know.

Possum anger. It's possum anger. You know, normally we see this with Tamara from Real Housewives of Orange County, but the possum anger is on her face. That. Yeah. She's there. So she's screaming and they're doing that same thing where they they just poke you, poke you, poke you and then you get mad and they're like, yeah, there is.

Yeah, and Katie's like, um, Tom, like literally you look dumb right now. Look at these, you know, big like she uh, just like, just been inducted into Mensa. It's been inducted into Lamesa. Katie's big, this. And then Jack starts turning on Tom. He's like, what about you? You talk shit about me all the time. You talk shit about me all the time.

And Tom's like, oh, Jack, give me a break. And Andy's like, God shut the fuck up. in my TV paws and Andy's face was like this Me too Me too actually Yeah, I just love I feel like Jack's lost his moral high ground over Tom's hand of all back in season two when he slept with Tom's girlfriend So I think that's like no matter what Jack says like you talk shit all the time you slept with this girlfriend. You did that. Yeah, but the line on this show, the thing they're all going with is yeah,

but are the difference between him and us is that we're trying to change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You guys are doing literally the same shit you've done every season. You're just focusing it on a different person now You know, which I get is refreshing. It's like when there's a new cast member on a housewives show and I have someone new to hate You know, it feels so good to have someone new to hate, you know, right? We see what you're doing, okay? Exactly so then they decided to take a break because the tensions are too high So then Kip Kristen storms off the step like,

this is uncocable. Yeah, Kristen, I mean, thank God she's got that neck brace on. Jesus Christ. She's about to twitch herself out of existence on this. That girl would have a broken neck if it weren't for that huge neck piece. She's wearing. Good call. Good call. It's like holding her in place. So her neck can heal from whatever

she was angry about last week, you know. Yeah, well if she takes it off she'll turn 100 years old. So so then Jacks meanwhile he's like, Tom's not my wedding party anymore. He's not my wedding party anymore. Like I hate like my least favorite thing is like like wielding power via wedding, like wedding assignment, like demoting someone. Like, honestly, like you say that as if like it's a bad thing. Like I think most people are happy to not be in a wedding party.

Yeah, I'm happy to not even be in weddings where I don't know the people. Every time I even see on Facebook that someone's gotten married, I'm like, God, thank God I didn't get asked to be in that one. Yeah, thank God I never fostered this friendship and grew it into, or nurtured this friendship so the point where I could be invited to this wedding The only time I got a little bit jealous is that my friend recently got married and

Jackay came out to fissure the wedding and I was like a little jealous because I would have liked to have seen Jackay But I'm okay with it still. I was like it's one less wedding I had to go to even if Jackay was there But that's such a power move of your friends to have Jack A there because it's like power moving Jack A because it's not like Jack A can come out and be like Hey, Mary! Yeah. Which is basically Eric Adjane I'm just realizing. But she can't come to Jack A,

she has to come out and Jack A has to do wedding vows. And that's like such a way to keep Jack A down. You know what I mean? To fuck your friends. Well, no, but the thing is this, my friends are like actually so super nice. And I just, I'm like, I take it back, So fuck your friends. Well, no, but the thing is this, my friends are like actually so super nice and I just never mind. I take it back.

No, no, they're like so super nice. They're like, they have so many friends and like I haven't hung out with them in a while. So I understood why I didn't get invited. So I'm not bitter about not getting invited. I'm just, I'm, I'm sad that I did not spend a little bit more time with them. So that way, you know, I could have seen the Jack A thing in person. That's all I'm saying. I'm just working this out.

I'm hoping it's a motion. You could have saved the money that you would have spent on an outfit, a gift, a sour gift, a bachelor party, a blah, blah, blah. And just buy a fucking cameo from JK. You know what I mean? And she'll say your name. You're right.

I'm going to do a cameo from JK. You're welcome. So Vanderpraw, everybody goes off fighting. you know, so now we've got the people fighting in the dressing rooms and Vanderprobe staying on stage with James who's really Out of control, you know, yeah, which is devil look part of me doesn't blame him because he is being attacked by every single person on the show But he's being attacked for things. He actually did Yeah some on the show, but he's being attacked for things he actually did. Yeah.

So he's, even though I hate the people who were attacking them, he's kind of giving them more power by just acting exactly how they're saying he would act, you know, but yeah, and he has no contrition. Like he has, he has, he doesn't really care. And he has no contrition, which becomes an interesting point later on. But, but he like they are attacking him and instead of like showing some sort of like humble attitude he's very defensive and he just spits venom right back and you know later on he says I don't care I don't care well then if you don't care then why

are you sitting here crying to lease a van der pump that you got nine people attacking you oh yeah he's a mess so yeah she's sitting with van der Lisa Vanderpump that you got nine people attacking you. Oh, yeah, he's a mess. So yeah, she's sitting with Vanderpump He's sitting with Vanderpump and she's like James sit down relax a little James and she's like, please don't fight me Please don't find the front of me or the penguin. Thank you very much I'm currently face-homing with spot and if you saw this sort of fighting he might be ruined So Please On the shambles

I'm in trouble I'm a chubby man don't you Lisa, she's like you've got this James, you've got this and Randermann is tricky because she's always so supportive but it's in that way like get up so you can fight more for ratings for my television show. I know, well it's like she's like she's got like two things going on which is like hey keep doing this because we're finally getting a spark to the season and be you are a total broken bird right now and I have a lady boner So it's like all this stuff is swirling on inside of her. Yes, and then back in the dressing rooms Lala's just vaping her weed pen, which I just love because you know people there's

There's controversy about that because of course we'd legal but so is alcohol so whatever people get get off my ass What's the controversy about it? Just like like well that's not the same as drinking that's totally different it's a plan to whatever I'm not saying she's still a drug addict I just think it's hilarious when people are like I'm sober and they're just like blatantly getting stoned on camera yeah that's true and I say that is someone who blatantly gets stoned on camera yeah I mean basically like if you're not allowed to do it and drive, then, yeah. Yeah, it's web camera, but still.

So she is back there vaping and Jackson's like, it's cool, Tom. It's cool. You know, a boat's gonna take your spot. You don't have to be in my wedding. It's cool. And he's like, Jesus Christ, just shut up. And Brittany's like, I am shaking. I am shaking, Tom. And she's like, you're the, shut up. And Brittany's like, I am shaking. I am shaking, Tom.

And she's like, you're the, and then Jackson does his only, his thing where he's like, you the only person. They didn't even want him here. You're the only person who wants him here. Yeah. And guess what? That means your plan is foiled for just firing whoever the fuck you want, you boring motherfucker.

No one wants to sit around and watch your wedding for the whole season, okay? You don't get to just cast this show. Yeah, exactly. And Tanya was like, dude, when when James are talking, it's like nine people coming for him, you know? Dude, and they're like, they're like, yeah, so it's great, right? They're like, it's called teamwork, Tom. It's called friendship, okay? So then out on the stage, Fandre pumps like, how can you come after his daddy? After you pretend like that and then pretend you've done nothing wrong, James. And he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lee.

So she's like, when you can't just say you're sorry, you can't just say things like that and say you're sorry. Then back in the dressing room, Jack's like, seriously, don't have to be in my wedding. Seriously, you know, looks bad, you're being in my wedding when you're saying that. Why are you attacking me like that? How could you attack me like that? Oh my wedding. Seriously, you know, uh, looks bad you being in my wedding when you're saying that. Why are you attacking me like that? How could you attack me like that? Oh my God. I really, I really enjoy, I really enjoyed like the Ronnie Carram, like, like one man, like five, ten carrots. I get so mad. I mean, that's possible anger, you know, I'm getting processing. Like, I guess I was furious by the time this ended.

Yeah, no, I mean, this was only the first two minutes. It was crazy. And then they have to come back to the stage and Jackson's like, People say that our show's not real. Well, tell you what, I'm like, it's not real. You're back there sitting there plotting to keep somebody off camera. That's not real. That's literally you rigging the show

That's a great point jack. That's that's actually an amazing point. That's totally true. Exactly. It is an amazing point Meanwhile at least least is sitting down with Harris and she's like well if anyone wants to enjoy a puppy He's a therapy dog anyone anyone. We do good work at van the bump dogs We don't send our dogs to shelters unless we have irresponsible people Now if anyone's talking about not going to commuter sweating that I understand So Andy's like um there's something I've been wanting to ask Jack's can I finally see your penis? Oh, I'm sorry Jack's in what ways have you changed and Jack's is like

You know he'd start giving his bullshit things like oh, we know just the way I approach things I'm just I'm not like just attacking everybody at least a van bomb does that like she has this one look that she loves doing Where she like pushes her head back and like blows air into her cheeks and she Yeah, cuz he's literally just attacking people. He just came off from offstage screaming and yelling. He's like, you know, the way I don't attack anyone. You just demoted Tom from Best Man to Out of the Wedding Party. So, also, of course, Andy's seen his penis. I mean, we've almost seen it. We've seen it in blur, but you know, Andy gets the unblurred footage He's probably got that taped all over his bathroom like I can true. I've seen it

Way back when jacks went to LA fitness. I remember Never seeing him naked in the in the locker room and I was like well well well That of course is before he was on Vanderpump rules and I knew what a jerk back he was Yeah, totally different penis guy. It probably like literally is a totally different penis. Yeah, I mean, Jesus, why stop it your face? It has to lose. Your boobs. The penis has a little tattoo of Stasiana. That's not been covered up with something that says Carmen.

That's been covered up with something that now says Brittany. Yeah, and that was just like one big black line down the middle. So Andy's like, hey, sand of all. When you said jacks should get over his dad's death and come down from the high of his engagement. And you said he might go back to his old ways and that he's recovering so soon, path. Like, what was up with that? And Tom's like, ah, Andy, I mean, I know jacks can be affected by like a breakup or like booking a big job or like getting a really good combo on candy crush.

So I just wanted to make sure that like once that high wears off he's not going to be like just going out all the time doing all those things that you know we all know he's going to be doing in about five minutes. Yeah I'm Britain he's like hey with that high wears off all he does is you know, my ice cream, call me bitch. No, they're talking about like the high from life decisions. Oh, okay, totally different. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. So, Jack's of course takes this, like, Jack's always has this view of like, hey, how about why wouldn't you just say, I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you. I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. Yeah, I said I'm sorry, I'm trying to change. Well, that's exactly what James is saying. Okay. Yeah. Why don't you say you're proud of James? Why don't you say you're proud of James for doing it? See you next Tuesday. Yeah. So Tom was like, yeah, but well, I just said that stuff out of concern. And like I have to at least check you weren't doing that stuff just because she did something nice for you.

You know, like take that take care of your dad's entire funeral Cause she did something nice for you, you know, like take that take care of your dad's entire funeral Marriere, you know, it's not just like borrowing a cup of sugar from somebody next door, bro Yeah, and he's like dude, I just had to question my friend He's like and Jackson's like this is my best friend by the way. He's like not even saying like no my best friend Best man, yeah, my best man beyond best friend. It's like yeah best man My best man beyond best friend. It's like yeah best man Tom's like to jacks Then Vanderpump is like well, I think that's fundamentally jacks is a good person

But he's also self-serving Lord knows he doesn't serve anyone else. He's been drunk and my restaurant fully is connected! I'm bear-self-serving too. Sometimes I go to Chef Joe, I'm like, could I have a ham sandwich? He gives me a ham sandwich, and I serve it to myself. It's on hamburger, need this for you and I eat it for myself! Ooh! Jack's is like, that's my bride, by the way.

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Jacks, you're basically telling Britney to shut up. And he's like, yep. He's like, but keep in mind, it was my third or fourth attempt at therapy. And like, the therapist still didn't appreciate how awesome it is when I tell her to shut up. So, you know, I was getting annoyed. I mean, what kind of therapist doesn't let you stare at a rack while she taps your forehead with some rocks?

A fuck. Yeah. And so he's doing this whole thing about like, he starts saying how, you know, like, I just sort of into this mindset where that, the past, the past, and I just, just wanted to forget what happened and move forward and, like, opening it up again. And then Lisa of all people goes, well, I do think that Jackson was a victim in the fake situation. And I was like, what? She's like, well, I knew what it goes to bed with someone who has a tape recorder. I mean come on

I mean what are they planning to do? Sell it to radar online get it At least Frank was smart enough to video tape it and sell it to me for a discount price of nine hundred dollars You're welcome star see $300, you're welcome, Stasi! Take holding on to it forever. So then James goes, oh yeah, he's a real victim of sex. And then the question is, well, James, do you think that Jackson's changed? And he's like, well, you know, we got in a fight and Jackson's like,

oh, God, fuck, shut up, just shut up. But James is actually saying something nice to Jackson. He He's like, well, we've gotten a fight obviously, but You know of course he's obviously changed like tell these change sexy boy, which is Yeah, James still just wants approval From Jacks at the end of the day and then later when they showed the the scenes of James D. J. In the toilet paper room or whatever the the scenes of James DJing in the toilet paper room or whatever. Jack's actually talking to him and how happy James was just that Jack was like

making fun of him even. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So yeah, Jack, yeah, James is like, yeah, I mean, he's, I mean, he's a shitty person in disgusting and shits with a door open, but he's made some, he's made some big changes. He's gone to two-ply toilet paper, which I know is really good, because I sat on that when I was doing my set wigger wigger. I think he's changed a lot, mate, and then Christen just goes, it's all bullshit! He's just so pure. Cause, uh, tax, like, oh shut up, vendor props like, That wasn't fuck you see you next Tuesday Yeah, he didn't spit on anyone's door. Can we acknowledge that about James and Chris is like this is a bullshit Try to take off and James is like well, cuz I don't give a shit really and they're like He's like, why do I have to give a shit like I can say he's changed and not give a shit about

He's like stars his book that's coming out. I'm the Grove I see it But I'm not gonna go to see the book because I don't give a fuck about being basically not I don't care And Jack's Jack's of all people goes what do you care about? Jack's wants to get to the deep questions. Yeah, and the christen's like nothing. Christen do something. Okay, get your own fucking storyline for Christ's egg. I've had it with me yelling at your child bride like Jesus.

Yellow fucking Katie, she's the one in your relationship all the time trying to fuck you over every second you're not on camera. Fuck her. Seriously, christen is so off of rocker this reunion. It's hilarious. And it's like kind of fighting for her job, I think, but and I get that, but you just need to find better people to hate. You guys know at this point, you're shooting the reunion. This is like four weeks before the season is ended. You know that everyone has not taken your side. Yeah.

I'm not saying the episode. Yeah. And I'm not saying totally be fake. I can just pretend James is great now, which is normally what you fuckers would do. High Lala, but you know, at least, at least don't plan on that being your whole storyline. You're going all down on James. Yeah, it's not worth it.

Yeah. So speaking of going down, we now move over to Ariana and Lala's hookup storyline that they had and Tom's, I mean, and he's like, so like Ariana and Lala, like, well, so what happened? Like, were you mad at Tom or whatever? And Ariana's like, yeah, I was like pretty upset. Like, I'm not like ashamed of it, but I was pretty upset that like Tom when said something and Lala too, because they were like, well, I sort of thought like it would have to be like, at least agreed upon by all three of us and times like, oh, I felt so bad, so, so bad, I felt horrible.

And they're like, yeah. And then he's like, so what happened? Yeah. Well, you gotta love the area on as the one who gets eaten out right in front of her boyfriend in the back of a car wasted and Tom's the one you asked to apologize I mean that is some power dynamic that I'm looking for in a relationship Well, and I like that when when Andy asked like what happened that Tom is one who starts telling the story even though like it was the girl I was like well, I was like working really late and I've been like looking for a new car all day long I've been to like Kia. I've been to Hyundai, I went to Toyota, I went to the New Tali World. That was embarrassing.

Oh my God. Car, I went to something called Karma, but it turns out it was a fortune teller's shop. So that was a bust. Terrible day. So I was really tired. I decided to get a geo, turns out they don't make them anymore.

And he bought his car. So it's so funny. Had Tom relates every story based on like what was going on with his car shopping that day. So good. Yeah, just picked up my car from the dealer and Jackson's like, he's like, it was Fui. He was sweaty. I was sweaty. Shut up, Jackson.

Okay. Just be quiet over there. So Lola's like, um, I don't even remember your car Like what I remember is even got Ariana and then Ariana's like, well, I remember that you got in a fight with some guy nice guy Huh, what's my guy by the way? It's a club. It's a club on La Sianna guy and La has like all I so I just remember being in the car and saying hey Ariana could you come back here? Please for a second, I want to show you something. Ariana's like, no, you were like, get the fuck back your bitch. So I did. And basically, then Tom drove me around while they were going at it, et cetera. And then, they kept making him go around the block. And my driver, he said, I'm so tired. I just had to drive and drive and drive. And I was like, can you give me a good Uber rating

or like, yeah, he's like, all I wanted was a beer cuz I got so much car shopping that day like so much Have you ever been to Tustin? They have an automobile there, but it's really far away, dude I mean the one thing you want to say when you have a new car, bro is like don't get anything on the seats Don't get anything on the seats like that was ruined the first night. Thanks, Ariana Yeah, I mean I'm driving around and I got that keys keys keys keys on van ice in my head and I just want to get to a radio but I can't because they would let me take the radio cars for kids my man's having guys for kids to make your car today how can I donate my car my brand new car,

if you used to work going down each other in the back seat, dude! Oh, Ariana's like, I resent the song, cars for kids. Can I have a segment? That kids are not involved in. How about we just have something called cars for cars, okay? How about kids for cars, okay? That's what this tad needs. It's more children driving. You know what, when that taxi drives through the dip and Roger Rabbit and its wheels gets burned, who's looking after that

car, okay? How about 1-800 cars for taxis? In case you don't, guess you couldn't tell, I watched Roger Rabbit last night. That is a true story. That was such an odd night you have. It was on and, you know, I suddenly got sucked in and it really has a lot of parallels to the antipompuples, okay? It's pretty much cartoons and yet there are like weird horrific deaths that seem to happen and you kind of want to like steamroll some of them and reveal their true nature. Roger Rabbit totally bought Jessica Rabbit's boobs and brags about it every day he possibly

can. Where in gay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jackson's the screaming baby. Oh, he's definitely the screaming baby. So let's see. Roger Rabbitids probably Kristen Please Okay, so let's see so yes, well I'm rap all out. Wow. Yeah, so and so here's the thing what cracks me up is that

This was clearly an uncomfortable moment to have aired out publicly for Ariana and La La mainly because it wasn't on their own terms so it's not like they don't have any shame about it. They said they don't have any shame but I still thought it was odd that then Andy kept on pressing for more and more details. I was like, can't you see? Like, they don't have any shame but you can see they don't really want to talk about this, you know. So Andy's favorite thing to talk about, you know? Yeah. So is he?

I love fluid. She's like, um, I'm literally solid. You can touch me. Yes, I'm all filled up at the moment. And I was like, so, uh, did rant, did hump doing like, Tom's getting a volume of viewing. But like, uh, so did Randall know? And she's like no

Rand didn't know but my mom knew and my mom was like oh that's cool Yeah, I told my mom. I totally ate Ariana my mom was like you are so Like geez our moms are so different. Yeah, my mother would have been like I told you That eating people causes diseases in your post Yeah, she never do it. Okay. Yeah, it would I'm not even gonna imagine what my parents might have said because I just don't want to go there Yeah, but then my mom would be like what do you mean? What is that? I think so and then I Was this on a paper plate or have you finally graduated to class? Oh Dear so yeah, so Andy does ask if Lala's fluid and she's like, no excuse you I prefer P.B.

To V.V. at which point she goes, Ha! Favorite! So has Katie with Tom number two be mad if Katie hooked up with a girl and he's like No, cuz she has you know, I mean maybe not one word together, but I wouldn't really be opposed to it unless she left me and Vanderpump's like so everyone's hooked up with the girl besides me and he goes and me 10 me. Ugh. Ugh. And then Andy's like,

so I guess maybe we could circle back to Brittany. Brittany, remember when Jack spread a rumor about you making a, going, making out with Christian or Christian going down on you? What do you remember? I swear, I really don't remember anything from that, but maybe that's just because I'm like,

oh, I'm gonna get married. And we have a baby soon. But I can't remember. I mean, I do remember touching boobs. You know, but I can't remember I mean I do remember Touching boobs, you know, but I that time I was thought I was just making a breast mold and a beer cheese But turn out Chris's boobs. Oh, man when I tried to put Chris and babies in the in the feed processor Remember that Chris man? That was funny So let's see so Lola's like yeah in case you missed this part last year when Ariana talked about being insecure about her

V um I remember a few things and I bow down I bow down Sick things Lala um so now speaking of Ariana it's the Ariana and Stasi our friends segment and I'm gonna sneeze I'm gonna put my microphone on pause. What are allergic to it? Okay, you're allergic to Ariana and Stasi being friends I agree. I think it's harm to the show there. I said it. Go back to hating each other, okay? There's not a number of things. There's not a book called peace and peace to anybody wants to read. It's called Warren peace You have to get the war in it. Yeah, exactly. Peace and peace. What a terrible story. There's no, there's nothing called Apocalypse then.

It's Apocalypse now. We want to see it now. There's no, there is, there is truly no great piece of cinema directed by Francis Ford Coppola called Life's Pretty Good. You know what I'm doing with the movie with End in the Title, Howard's End, and it's extremely boring. Yeah, hey, how about you watch Remains of the Day? This is what Remains of the Day, okay? It's sort of boring, and at the end there's a bird in a chimney and it's like a metaphor,

right? Am I right of one? Hey, hey! Now that's something my mom could get down with. I can't talk to her about about I will not talk to her about Lala and Ariana eating each other out, but if I say hey mom remember that movie remains the day oh That was fabulous movie Fabulous so and he's like she know are you jealous that they became friends again and she was like

Oh that they became friends again. And she was like, oh no, I got first. I was like weird, but I'm the girl. And while everybody did get along, because like the more people at my pad, Marina Del Rey, the more time my mom didn't waste getting all my furniture together, looking fierce. Thanks mom. My thoughts are short of my day.

So I guess I'll be making one more Angelada in Marina Del Rey. So that to Andy, crap, not just sort of my thing. And also shout out to that 89 freeway, which connects, So that's a happy crop nonsense or the my thing Also shout out to the to that one the 89 freeway which connects the 405 to the some is it the 89 freeway either way shout out to it so Arianna Arianna's like well, I mean she was like well, I tried to make them friends for so long They didn't do us. I just gave up and Ari they were honest like, that's probably why we did it.

Because she enough finally shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, pretty much. So then we move on to the so many famous people have come to serve. Yeah. And Andy starts listing all sorts of people. Julio Eglaceus, the ghost of Nell Carter, time to make the donut sky. I mean, he's handsome.

Time daily. Actually, they did have some pretty big stars there. They're the stars actually. Vanderpump's like, well, you know, some of them come because a friend for family. For example, Lady Cogger came for me. She was very happy to mention that. Yeah, I mean, you know, like for instance, Sheena pulled in Wendy the Snapple Lady,

and I pulled in Lady Gaga. Oh, I'm going to. Oh, I mean, Jack's is like, oh yeah. Lady Gaga really loved Ritz Boobs, and she asked who her doctor was. And I was like, I paid for him. Yeah, I don't know if I'll believe that as soon as I believe that you were roommates with Channing Tatum also.

Yeah. I'm sure Lady Gaga is like worried about some way for cis boobs. Like where could I possibly get those? I'm only worth 19 million trillion, trillion billion dollars. I feel like if Lady Gaga met Brittany, I think she would actually ask about the beer cheese first. I think that would be the priority. It would be my priority if I ever meet Brittany.

I'd like to think Lady Gaga has a sense of humor like that. I guess she does if she went to, if she went to serve, because I mean, you can't really go to serve without a sense of humor. Yeah. It's like going to, it's like going to Disney Land to Disneyland. You go into like, it's a small world. Like, you're not really expecting a fascinating look into the world's culture. It's when you take that ride.

You're like, OK, I'm just going to take a little boat, look at some crazy things, and have something stuck in my head for the next two days. But I wouldn't imagine that Lady Gaga would go to Disneyland and be like, it is a small world. After all. Well she would do a very intense rendition. It's a small world after all. Throw herself off the top of Paris and put a link She's have a dress with all the all the little dolls on it So the next thing is there were people oh

Yeah, so Vanderpump when you have the opening for Tom Tom Everyone was on this stage except for one person and your name rhymes with pop-off. Google! Google! You could have also said rhymes with paraposa. paraposa? paraposa that's what I am. paraposa.

And that Meg Feece really is hilarious because normally Kristen goes like this and she's mad. But she can't really so she's like it's just funny watching her and Matt keep her chin up like that. She can't really, so she's like, and it's just funny watching her and Matt keep her chin up. Like that. Watch her contrapption from saw. Like she has to like figure out how to undo it by the end of the reunion, otherwise her head pops off.

But then Jigsaw's like, you know what? Never mind. She's too fucking funny. Keep her at least, leave her head off. Jigsaw's like, wait, she's more useful to me alive. Okay, I'm gonna torture people with Kristen. So, yeah. So anyway, so like why, so why not? She's more useful to me alive. Okay, I'm gonna torture people with Kristen So anyway, so like why so why not like pretty much everyone got to go the Daily Mail party except for Kristen So why and so Lisa does this innocent thing like well, I mean, you know, it was there

Guess list they could draw to everything. I mean look how many of my friends were there No, no, although that's perhaps on account that they've all stopped me in the dark. Yeah. Well, that's a lie because there were Elise's friends there. She did have a couple of friends there. Didn't we see later on that Teddy had gone? Or, and she invited Kyle. At the Teddy, by the way.

Maybe, you know, with Elise's logic, it's like, well, they're not my friends now. So, they don't count. Moooo. Also, the Daily Mail is having their party at TomTom's, that way people from Vanderpump rules would be there. I mean, why would else? Why, I mean, aside from the fact that,

I mean, we really enjoyed the bar, but really, I mean, realistically, they did it for that, okay? Yeah. At least it's arguably the biggest star of them all. So like, for Lisa, act like she has no sway, like she couldn't just be like, hey, so you can't invite one intern, because I want Kristen to be there. I mean, she could, she could make it happen. Yeah, but it's funny how she lists everybody and why they were

there. She's like, well, James was there because he needed to protect the toilet paper room. Stasi was there because her name rhymes with Plasi, I like glossy. I don't know what that is. It's very important though. Jack's was there because Jack's is a fun game for children to play. I'm sorry no room for question not my list. We had to babysit all the daily mail workers children in the back room and bow had to be there because well you know we wanted to show people that people's names could be named bow so we had him there and she's just making this list and then no one's buying it so she's like

no not that close to Kristin let's face it man he goes he don't say and she's like I do say actually look I didn't want problems at the daily male party to say party I don't want problems and Kristannis problems she just gives a full on seriously seriously face yeah she's just like to hang on to like 31 year old christian cocoa I'm like Kristian you're still doing the same shit you did then okay You're wasting and screaming at James you just did it at the pride party Granted yeah, and that's exactly what Lisa says. She's like she's like well Like she's like well like like you've been jumping into everyone's business all day today and then Kristen just is like sad Mariposa Sad and mad sad, Sad Mariposa. Yes, true.

Sad and mad. Sad and mad Mariposa, okay. Just kidding. Just put a flywalk to go back to his cocoon, but there's no going back. So, uh, wow. So much excitement and pride. You know, Tom got outfits.

He surprises lover with the motorcycle and a sidecar. It was epic. I might have te at up a little bit And when I say my though an intern told me about that scene in between In between twinks and a live show with what's this face what basically face? Troy Savannah and James Kennedy Anyway, yeah, I did tear up and my tear up. I mean wipe spit up because I have a baby baby maker So yeah, he's like there's like let's go ride the scooter

So there's like this whole scene which Felt very scripted to me, but then it felt like actually it wasn't scripted because or it didn't go in a scripted place because They're like, okay, let's go check it out I mean obviously it was scripted because Tom Sandevol all got a helmet for Andy that had his initials on it Right or setting Andy or whatever so they get on the little the car they get in the side car Andy is so silly because like they get up to be like yeah, let's do this right in the middle of the reunion for no good reason And Andy gets up and fist pumps the air like that's the thing. He's like yeah Like he's always like about he's like he's like in a like a sunny, delight commercial, you know?

Like he's always about to be like where it freezes, like, yeah! But there's like no other people doing it for him. This is how he does it, he's like, yeah! Well, he did the single fist pump getting up, but when he got it to the side guard, he does the double. He goes like this on the double, he's like, yeah!

Double fist bump in the side guard! It yeah so they go out and comes like all right well here's what first you like to push his button and then you do this thing and it whoa bro turning off it turned off I don't know I don't know what happened it breaks down in the driveway I was like okay very funny call back then whatever. So then they get it going again and then they start on their little ride and it breaks down again in the intersection. At which point I was like, you know, I think actually this is really breaking down. They're like fully in an intersection and cars are waiting to make a turn. I was like, okay, this is truth, truth, truth, truly a shitty motorcycle. And it just keeps going and going. I think we got it. Alright, it's

flooded. Maybe it's flooded now. Okay. Okay. Yep. Got it. Bro. Got it. Dude, the problem with the motorcycle is that the battery, if you don't drive it a lot, the battery dies and the engine is not really warmed up and like, dude, it's just like it's a lot like nine people are coming from the motorcycle right now. Someone's got to defend the motorcycle. And he just sort of like gets said. He's like, uh, okay. So I'm just, I'm just going to walk back. Walk back to the end. Hey. So then we come back in and we talk about Stasi's own holiday. He's like, how'd you do that? She's like, well, you have to have a mission and a website and pay a lot of money. So, you know, it's not just about fashion, it's about making women feel better about themselves.

I mean, if you take 10 minutes extra to make yourself dress well, I'm like, and like, days to buy the outfits. But hey, I'm with you. Feel great. Good for you. I want a day. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear what you were talking about. I was too busy making plans for Lisa Vanderpump Day in Beverly Hills. But you're not have to go through a website, it was officially given to me by the King and Queen of Beverly Hills. Whose names are Mohammed Hadeed?

Yeah, so yeah, and he's like, well, there's a Lisa Vanderpump Day and she goes, True Dad. True Dad. True Dad, Fist Pumples! Fist Up Pumples. like well there's a lease of manor from day and she goes true that true that true that fist pumpers fist up pumpers so um whip and the nanny was this a day actually in Beverly Hills I thought this was a day in Palm Springs or is that just like her Hollywood walk of star thing or hard to keep track she's she's really racked up so many so many award days so many days. So many days. There have even been dog talko trucks dedicated to my name. Also, we're fighting against that.

I'm fighting against my new dog talko trucks. We don't approve of that branding, but it's still a compliment in a certain way. It means I'm getting through to them. Hot Vanda Pump Dogs. We weren't really sure about that. I'm still I still struggle with the fact that Pink's hot dog stand has been open for 80 years. Sort of my color and sort of my sort of my mission in life and I don't appreciate it at all. Good point. She probably does drive fast on every day. Like, that's my cut of it, those are my dogs.

So, um, yeah, let's see. So then, let's get back to real shit. Let's go back to Katie. Let's just have pivot, hard pivot back to Katie now. I love Katie's lipstick is so bad and it's not on her lips properly because there's like parts of her lips that are like skin colored like that pale non lip color that has lip nor I don't know it just she looks really weird because she starts moving her lips like in a mean way and then you see all the weird. I don't know how to explain it.

Ronnie I mean like if we're gonna like would it be so bad like if we're gonna have a story about Katie's lips That she can actually be part of that story excuse me around. Oh God. Okay, this is like okay, hold on Let me get my ready. Okay, you know what I still have I still have Rick. I still have Rick. Hell here from last week Rick. Hell has been sitting here the whole week and I'm bringing Rick. Hell back to calm the to like Provide a pal Rick. Hell's Swiffer. He's holding up for those. Yeah, Rick Helber's Swiffer is dancing around.

She's like, all right, round six. You for me to me, so. So the question is Katie is an empirical to say, you know, to get changed, tired when we have seen you screaming a lot, a lot of that she's a whore. And Katie's like, um, that was over two years ago. And he goes, yeah, but I mean, you did say that she was a whore. She's like, um, I said she was a whore. She said I was a blob. I said she was a slut. She said I was fat. Maybe this summer body. I mean, that was girl on a girl call about Andy. If that is totally different.

It's not who I am, okay? Like, yeah, I have a mean streak in me, but that's not me. I'm like, if you have a mean streak in you, that is specifically you. That is specifically your personality. Yeah, it's like I'm not that person. And then Vanderpromp's like, okay, T.

Now I'm your biggest cheerleader, as you know. But sometimes it's in your tonality and Katie's like Oh, I love toneloke He's so awesome Situation for example with your husband. I'm like, oh my god. No, whether they all turned on Lisa. I know So yeah, Katie is talking about like you know, she's like no, I'm they all turned on Lisa. I know. I'm surprised. So yeah, Katie is talking about like, you know, she's like, no, I'm taking all this shit from James.

And then he apologizes, but then like he, then it goes back to doing what he does. And I know he doesn't mean it. So it's just all bullshit. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Tom, she's the ambassador of Korma. Dude, I love that. That's where I got my car.

Yeah. And then Katie, here comes Katie's victim, victim mode. She's gonna try everything she can. So, she's like, um, James, you've done so many things to so many people. Which is true. Not really. It's a hundred percent true, but Katie has done it also. I do, before I just want to get one thing out of the way though, before I really, really lay into Katie, I do think it's important to, I think there is a difference between Katie and Lala, like when she says girl and girl crime, I actually do think that matters, because I think it's really, it does, it is different. When a man says something like that to woman, says something like you're fat to a woman, to a coworker, it is different from a girl saying it

to another girl, just because there are inherent differences with the genders and power issues. So like, I know you agree, I'm not trying to convince you, I'm just saying, I'm about to go in on Katie. I'm just saying, I'm going in, I'm about to go in on Katie, I think we both are, and I just wanna say that like, we are gonna go in on her knowing that ultimately, I mean, like, it isn't just, it's not as simple as like,

oh, if she says it's a Lala, like, why is it like, why is it something bad if James says it's her? It's because he's a man, honestly. Yeah, of course, but it's still disgusting that she's a slut shamer, you know? Yes, and this is coming from me. Different sort of disgustingness. Now, we're not saying Katie is an angel either, though. Yeah, Katie. I just wanted to give one one slipper of credit where credit was due yeah she has no credit for me there's no credit due for me

though Ben's credit is acknowledged thank you thank you thank you thank you to give any credit out cuz fuck that's okay that's okay so here we go so Tom's like yeah you know the problem with James, is he apologizes too fast. And there, he's like, shut up, Tom. I just was like, go Tom, you keep doing it. You can't help yourself.

Substanding up for monsters. Yeah. So, Aryan is like, let me just like blow air up at my bangs for a second. Okay. Let me translate because Tom keeps saying dumb shit, but I know what he means He's not saying that James shouldn't apologize for that. He's saying that basically James He doesn't care so when he apologizes is apologies me nothing and so it pisses everyone off Yeah, so the question is so James do you have a grudge with Katie and James kiss? I don't like

Katie goes, but why? Why? Just because I'm pride because I helped you accountable oh fuck off you brought a girl in to ruin his fucking relationship on camera and humiliate him stop acting like He just walked you out of the blue and called you fat Katie. That's not really how this happened Okay, and we've seen the show you idiot. That's true. It's true. Exactly. So um, so Hey Schwartz you didn't seem that mad when you heard that James called Katie fat and he's like, no, I mean, I'm just like a huge pussy in general, so, but I'm cute, I'm a cute little boy, I'm a little teapot, sure, and stout, oh, sorry Katie too soon.

So I just figured that, you know, she's she take it and stride and, you know, I mean, look at Brithing, she's marrying Jack and he called her fat. Yeah, you know, I'm excited for her to take something and stride, you know, I mean look at Brithin, she's marrying Jack and he called her fat. Yeah, you know, I'm excited for her to take something in stride You know, it's it's important to start exercising again. Oh, sorry Baba. Baba. She's like um Before we have a conversation about my body. I'd like to be part of it for the first time ever I'm like, okay That is like I like that is like very convenient rhetoric, but like honestly, like you've actually had been a part

of a lot of your body discussion for the past like two years. And in fact, body discussion that I've supported, and I support you being proud of your body. But like, that's not... Yes, it is infuriating because you have a perfect fucking body. We've seen you in a bikini. Stop trying to jump on some fat fat fat rights, Brigade. You don't earn that, Katie. You have a perfect, well, she does get fat shamed. She gets fat shamed,

though. She really does. People shouldn't fat shamed her. It's ridiculous. They should outfit shame her because she's not dressing. They should actually hurt the person that she's been. They should outfit the person that she's been. Which we've already seen. I'm so annoyed with her acting like she's Kirstie Alley. He's just like, you know, got caught by Paparazzi in the water burger line again. You know shut up. So Katie, have you seen it? She know how it feels to see that on the internet and it's a charm that she even says it. And James is like, yeah, I know how that feels. And Katie goes, oh fuck you, you little freak. Hey, so then he's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just use this again. So he was like, see,

you said, you said, you said, you said, you called me anorexic and too skinny and a pole of bones and a toothpick, a toothpick man, because I am a man, but I'm not a toothpick, okay? And you said, let it again and then you said, tiny and then you said, slender, you said, you said, I could fit into a keyhole, you said, I could walk through any door

because I could walk through the crevice right like little crack part because I'm so skinny and small, a little boy, a little boy, I'm not know, I'm small. And she's like, I never said anorexic and Jackson goes, I lead. And then Tom's like, well, we have a lot more. And she's like, I said, I'm sorry for that.

And he goes, yeah, after two years, you're all fucking hypocrites. And she goes, you are too tall. Wait, you miss what Katie said also. Because when, she's like, I never called you anorexic. And then Jackson guy did, Katie goes, I never called you anorexic. And then Jackson, the guy did, Katie goes, I called you a skinned ferret. I didn't miss that.

Wow, that's actually really apt. It's 100% apt. I mean, I'm not gonna take that away, not at all. But I love how like, no, I never come to it on your body. I just said you looked like a strange elongated animal with no hair So yeah, the hypocrites so Tom's like well, I'm not trying to get someone fired just cuz they say I'm dumb And I was like well you can't fire me because you're not my boss So this is all back

Well, I I just love I love when. Well, I just love when Tom breaks. JK. I love when Tom breaks every year at the reading. He always has a moment where he starts looking at his knees and his hair starts to shake. And his fingers are freaking out. Hypocrite, you're all Hypocrites. You don't see your Hypocrite right now.

I just thought it gone. I thought it cawed to me eight hours. You're not the Hypocrite. He didn't even sac me when I'm saying congratulations! I bought a car to me eight hours ago. You said you didn't even send me your invitation. Congratulations, I got it. So then Andy's like, oh, Kaylee. Like, Andy's totally on face. He's like, so this is fun conversation, huh?

The game online, it seems like people, it seems like you thought you were doing the right thing this whole season, but then people online were treating you like a villain Were you surprised by that she goes yeah because like people miss the point like it's about standing up for yourself Even if you get hate and I did something that was no ball. So fuck it now regrets. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay great Norma Ray over there. So So Billy listen now, so now Billy Lee comes out. And Andy Cohen gives Booty Lee a nickname that I so loved. I was like, this is like one of my favorite things

that Andy Cohen ever did. He called Billy Lee the brunch master general. Oh, I love that. So Billy Lee comes out and you know, it's like She's done with her. She's done with all her surgeries and she's like Yeah, it's great to look in the mirror. Even when I'm having sex in my body looks exactly how I want it Uh-huh, okay, Billy. Billy always has to lead with that. It's like like what well You know my pussy is amazing. So that's great Pussy pussy

There's such also a strange like way to wedge in that she has a sex life She's like yeah, I love my body and when I'm having sex and I look at it. I love it. It's like wait What whoa? She's always leading with her sex life, which I mean kind of makes her perfect for this show and she's always leading with her sex life, which I mean kind of makes her perfect for this show And she's like, you know, Andy. I'm just trying to date and what's really important to me is to have a baby soon So I think I might adopt and Andy's like BITJA! Gotta baby! Uh, I was like, well adopt when I get promoted

So then Andy's like, uh, did I hear you had a little thing with Max? And then we see a clip of Max telling Lisa Vanderfraud, oh mom, we just made that, that's it. And then we cut back and WD's like, well, I mean, I didn't know I'd have to tell my boss I was sleeping with her son. And then I'm like, you're sleeping together. She like does not know how to process not that like that her son is sleeping with a trans woman and that there's like anything like taboo thing about it. She just doesn't know how to process a storyline that she did not previously approve. Yes, wait a minute. I did not manipulate this into being out of this happen. Please tell me Baton is not up to anything. I should never need to ask for a dog lying about here for a long while!

So now we get to the really good stuff, which is Girls Night, the big, Girls Night thing. So, Katie basically is like, look, I wasn't specifically not inviting Billy. It was basically like, it was like an oversight. I just like invited my friends and and I actually as much as I can't say on Katie I feel like that I feel like that was really probably what happened and on top of that Billy's not a full-fledged cast member the others are etc Yeah, and we disagree on that I think it was obviously never sighting Katie's a big fucking liar and the editors really failed here by not putting this clip in when Arianna says you know just so you know I really think we should be writing Billy Lee to this and Katie's like, um, no, I don't need her. Being a total bitch about it.

I forgot about that. Either way, I didn't think it was. Apparently, but I either way, I think what we more discreet was like, I didn't really think it was that transphobic of a scene of a of a of a motivation. It was more of a bitchy mode of mean girl motivation. Yeah, I was a big girl motivation and I just think like if there's one trans girl at work And I don't think it would have been that hard like especially that they know she's gonna be there And also she has a decent following a Katie's just a bitch Yeah, I mean, I think that like what this what what would have been a good moment for Katie now during this would have been,

if Katie had been a little bit more remorseful. Like she should have said like, honestly, it was an oversight and like I didn't like the implication that you called me transphobic, but in retrospect, I see how this could have, you know, really triggered a lot of things that's unique to being trans, and I'm like really sorry that that happened, I had to go to that,

and I'm going to do a better job of including you from now on. I've got literally all she had to do and say, and she had months to prepare for it. But instead, she just started foaming at the mouth and they're the real victims here, which is so of them. Yeah, and I don't say Billy Lee was being like very reasonable. Billy was like, no, I do see that it was an oversight. Billy Lee was actually like, well, she was like, listen, I never said it was transphobic,

even though she did like a whole bunch of tweets that said it was transphobic and she did it heavily imply it, okay, but she basically though here was like, yeah, no, I see it was an oversight, but then she tries to say, but you don't know my experience. And she's trying to say like, here was like, yeah, no, I see it was an oversight, but then she tries to say, but you don't know my experience. And she's trying to say, like, how something like this could really trigger her, et cetera.

But Lisa, actually, is the one who's been like, Billy Lee, you all these women here have been so supportive of you. If they didn't love you, they wouldn't exclude you. It is devastating to a restaurant that prides at Serfin, LGBTQ pride, to say that we're transphobic. How could you? It's like I didn't say transphobic, I just said the brawler. It's like yes, but we're talking about my restaurant and these guys, nothing but the board

of, and say it was an oversight. Say it, say it. But I'm not saying they weren't supportive sometimes I'm saying, well, say it. Say it. Say it. No, they were. It was an oversight, but you don't know my experience. It's like and Embellially finally it's like, you know what all I'm saying is get out of your head out of your ass and include the trans woman That's all I'm saying. And so then Katie. Now this is what I thought was interesting Katie's response that was I have a lot of stuff to focus on, I have a household, I have a husband, I have laundry, there's rents dressing that needs to be drank. So like, she said,

a business. A business. She's like, I have a life and I don't have, oh God, I have a life and I don't have time to think about, will this offend Billy Lee? And Billy Lee was like, well, I wish you would. And it's like, you know, it's funny, Katie, because we just sat through you,

complaining about all the terrible things that James said. And like, wouldn't it be nice if James had sat down and thought for a moment, will this offend Katie? I mean, that's what we just sat through. Like, that's Billy Lee is just asking for some consideration going forward. And like, the fact that you're not even willing, it's like, it's not about about like will this offend Billy Lee. It's thinking about like

Is this a thoughtful thing like I think it actually would not be such a bad thing for all of us excluding podcasters to say Hmm with this offend someone. It's like I think saying you don't have time to think about something offend someone Is actually pretty obnoxious unless you're a podcaster and doing this full time. And Katie is also pulling that. Well, I have a husband, like fuck you, Katie. Like you're not busier because you have a fucking husband. Your husband's never even home, okay?

Your husband doesn't even wanna be around you. Ma'am. And your business is some blog that you wrote four posts on like 90 years ago. Get shut the fuck up, Katie. Stop bragging about shit that you're not doing, you know? And then trying to like make everyone else who doesn't have a husband like,

you don't understand because you don't have a household of this all flady. So then the next question. Yeah, it doesn't take a lot of time. Even how, no matter how busy you are, it does not take a lot of time to think about it. If someone that you know might be upset about something you do, it doesn't take a lot of time, even how, no matter how busy you are, it does not take a lot of time to think about it. If someone that you know might be upset about something you do, it does not take a lot of time.

Stupid Katie. And if you don't, and if you do have an oversight, it also takes not a lot of time to apologize and say, I'm sorry, it was an oversight, won't happen again. I really do appreciate you. So the next question is, so, how is Girl's Night compared to Sunt? And Katie's like, um, better.

And he's like, no, there's never been a party like that. Everyone noticed, Gimmie noticed, you noticed. You had six nights of Girl's Night at all. It had 67 nights, bruh, sun, and it was so loud, so loud every time. And they they're like sold out. There's not a ticket of the thing He's like well, I'm a the t-shirt sold out, okay? And I made turn of them every single time What? It was the best party on the planet

The best play West Hollywood never see anything like it No one's ever come to it. No one's ever seen like girl It's a party by a pizza oven. It's awesome Tenty shirts for sale once they're only choosing arts and then James cuz we have Never seen anything like it. K.E. I will see you next Tuesday James is acting like such a fucking idiot He's a trying to get that robot back. Yeah Because then Katie's like I'll get that bravado back. Yeah. I'm kind of loving it. Because saying Katie's like, I'll see you next Tuesday, mother.

Fuck her. That's a good one, Katie. Are you done with calling people dumb? Have you already used that one? Oh my god. It's like watching children fight with her. So after talking about meeting each other out. I know.

Speaking of children. Now it's time to talk about Lala. So it's the Lala has a temper segment. And he's like, so Lala, why is it so hard to have a conversation with someone who disagrees with you without storming out? And she's like, excuse you, it's like really exhausting to school people on life. It's just a waste of time. You know what Lala?

It's time to go away. I'm sorry, it's enough. Enough, Lala. Like, please go, go to Marshall's, browse for some items and just leave us alone for just a second. Okay. Like, I've had enough of you. Please just reset yourself. Come back next season and let us love you again. This is getting annoying. It's exhausting, schooling people on life. You know what's even more exhausting school. Am I right? So then the question is Ariana, what do you think and she's like, you know, this is not the law I know but I know that she was going through stuff and you know It's hard to say after someone's dealing with that that they're handling it badly even though I totally did say that

And he's like does she still need a tough and the fuck up and she's like well look I was talking more about my experience with these people because it's a really rough place to work. And, you know, when my dad died, I got no consolation from anybody. I got actively made fun of by all of them. And I got called lame by people in this group because I was sad. And Jack's literally said, Ariana can't play the dad card. He literally, those words came out of his mouth which thank you yeah that was actually a really vindicating moment because it's so funny we've

sat through a season of Jack's and Lala and others you know I don't even begrudge them for asking for sympathy because they're their parents did die and that's like horrific and sad and like it's just a terrible part of life you know and so I don't begrudge anyone for wanting sympathy for that but the fact that they would be so furious at people for saying like like Ritalv for saying the phrase dad card and then here Jack's is the one who had said it towards Ariana and Ariana never even complained she never complained it was like a small like detail from a few seasons ago like about talking about her dad I mean yeah, and then jack's like well

Sorry said that cuz clearly I'm going through the same thing right now. So I guess karma got me It's like okay now. This is about you again, and then you know and then Lala goes I don't know why this group is so numb to death. Like, Jack's is literally playing the dad card about playing the dad card, which is so fun, you know? Just such a dick. God. I also don't know, and Lala, but when Lala says, I don't know why this group is so numb to death, I think this group is not numb to death. I think maybe, well, clearly when Ariana's father died, they were, but like now obviously they they they are being very nice to you guys

In case you didn't see it Lala there was like all these women like gather around you Massaging your forearms when you had a panic attack. It's so like Like I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of like self-serving It's not that they're young to death is that people lose people and when people lose people It doesn't give them an automatic excuse to just go crazy people lose people and when people lose people it doesn't give them an automatic excuse to just go crazy on everybody else and rip down everybody else around them and make everybody else feel like shit and it's bullshit that you would use your family member to do that and to be so negative and bring such darkness into other people is disgusting you know.

Yeah. So then the next question is so Billy Billy Lee, you call Blahla, the Donald Trump of Sarah. What's that about? She's like, well, she protects non-stop and a lot of what she says is false. There. And then, I think Kristen's like, oh, James Kennedy 2.0, huh, Mariposa 1, James Kennedy 0,

got him. Got him. And then everyone's just ignoring Kristen at this point. Because Kristen's like at some football game that nobody else can see, he knows, yeah, do the way. She's just that pinball machine in the corner, you know, like you go to a bar,

anyone who's not watching this should have really missed it out on watching. I mean, Ronnie's portrayal right there was amazing. I think Kristen's like a pinball machine in the corner of a bar, like every time that you said I was trash that day. And she goes, um, you acted like trash. I'm like, you were running around in a $5 version of a J-Lo Grammy dress from like a zillion years ago.

Screaming at people, screaming the C word at people. La la, at least. And so Billy's like, well, you act like a high class prostitute all the time. And La la is like, that's literally all you have. And I agreed. I feel like Billy Lee had more time to come up with something better. I like to be a high class prostitute.

She's literally a high class prostitute. Come on. I still liked it. I still liked it. I liked it. I like to. I like to say, I like that Billy Lee stuck up for herself and she did get too overboard because sometimes Billy Lee just starts blabbing nonsense.

And I think she kept it in. She kept it in and she came off extremely mature and well spoken compared to these Dota words. Well, because sometimes Billy Lee gets a little like, not I don't even want to say thirsty, but sometimes she has like a moment and she seizes on it and you're like, okay, Billy's trying to have a moment But I felt like Billy Lee finally realized wait a second If I just like act normal like Lala's the crazy one. I don't have to be crazy I will I will have more of a moment if I just act normal

What I'm feeling she's a good at a moment where Lisa Vanderpomp was like listen We have to fire half of these people because now they live in million dollar homes Yeah, so if you want to part on this you know keep it in they can't all hate you in your first season darling Seriously seriously So Lisa it's like it was Lisa mad that Lala lie to her because remember Lala had told Lisa that she was not aggressive at all during that brunch and Then Lisa watched watch the pack. I was a pulled and Lala's like Lala's like, oh, you know what? I would have done it again. At least it's like Lala you would have done it again. Oh come on Lala

Would you have done it again because you're you are broken right now because that I would approve Hmm are you no Lala you almost kind of head-battered her and Chris is like yeah And Lala's like um shikips coming into the lion's den at feeding time and wondering why she's getting fed upon Okay, and you know what shut up Lala. What are you talking about lions? Damn when it's feeding time come on now. I mean you're what are you in the Thunderdome? Just okay, you know what like it's just like she has all these like Very like fun lines that you saying that I think she's expecting comes off

It's just like totally fabulous like that. We're all gonna like tweet out and put on Facebook like Oh my god, Lala. I just doesn't give a shit. We'd love her But it just is coming off as kind of like petulant and stupid. Well Billy These starts bringing out the real villain of this show And we've all known what it is and I've said it eight Zillion times and they're called drugs, okay? eight zillion times and they're called drugs, okay? Bill Mele's like, well, you know, you were someone I didn't even know that day. I mean, you were on something, you were acting insane. Like, everybody was literally afraid of you that whole time.

Yeah, of course she was fucking coked out of her mind. Like, that's why James is always freaking out. That's why Jackson's always freaking out. Is anyone really surprised? Katie's sitting there wearing a Lana Del Rey necklace with a locket that's made for coke? Okay, so Lala Lala meanwhile Denies that she was even aggressive in the first place. She's like, you know what?

No one was bleeding. So I wasn't aggressive. That's your definition That's what I was in how is Katie being how is Katie such a victim because no one was bleeding with someone called her fat So was that aggressive like come on. Let's apply these rules evenly and by the way, I'm not shaming cookies Or it's okay. How could some fun drug? Just don't over do it and don't pretend you're not when you're raging on people Okay, yeah, there you go. Okay. It's I'm with you baby So now Now we have like a segment where we talk about houses. So Tom and Ariana have big news. Is it a baby? No, they got a house. And guess what? Katie and Tom got a house too, like two minutes

away. And guess what? Jack's a Brit got a house like a block away from them. And Kristen got a house. And basically they're all living next to each other in the valley. And then did you notice that Stasi was inconspicuously left out of this? It's like and Stasi got some alt oids from CBS and Stasi years paying our monthly maintenance on her pride still got a pride Congratulations Stasi So and he's like well it seems like all of you are gonna be having some babies soon and then like Jackson bringing his hands like all excited and pretty like lots of babies They got plenty of room for babies to be raised with a mama who's got daddy issues and a daddy who's got another mama baby mama thing This baby thing made me sick to my stomach. Oh my god, you know awful

It just made me feel sick you know those news videos of like gangs of children running through streets and just clubbing people and robbing them. Yeah, like gang attacking people. That's the cast of Vanderpump rules as children. Okay. They're going to be running through the streets of the valley just clubbing people over the head and taking their phones. Yeah, exactly. So what does Ariana hate being asked about babies? And she's like, because when people write carpets, people ask Tom, like, what's the next thing in his career? Like, what's happening after Chom Chom? And with me, they're like, what about babies? And it's just like it's super misogynist. And you could just like see Rene sitting there with a smile. And be like, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Is misogynist another word for a guy have a baby

Here's miss Archie nest. I've met her yet. She takes her So she thought a miss is Archie miss one oh she wanted Mary to snap on the right man She'll homework her she homework You just snap on the right man. She's a homemaker, she's a homemaker. So then Andy's like, so Lala, you conveniently came out about being an alcoholic. When you knew you were going to get dragged across the coast online the day after you had that fitted, well, sir, at Billy Lee, so what's up with that?

And she's like, um, it's like an abusive relationship. Like I love and adore it, but, you know, I can't. And he's like, but you admitted on social that you're an alcoholic. So what happened that caused you to get help? And she's like, well, you know, Andy, I, I really reflected upon it. Cause I was at Disney World with Rand and his family.

And I was like with shit face for four days. And we're back on the PJ and I'm like totally sucking down a bottle of VV and I was like I can never do this again. I'm like oh so you got yelled at by Rand because you actually like a fucking jackass ass around his children for a weekend in public. Yeah pretty much. Yeah she basically was barfing off the side of the teacups. pretty much. She basically was barfing off the side of the teacups. She was on Space now. I'd be like, I don't understand why we're on the stupid ride. Is it on the PJs in space? Yeah.

So Mr. Ranswald ride. Yeah. Um, so, um, so why can't James, so Lala's declared herself an official alcoholic and she's never gonna have another drink with rest of her life So why can't James follow? Everyone thinks that James shouldn't be having a drink again So why can't James file that that advice and at least like he's his own world's anime and James is like Well, I'm not I'm not back to drinking in partying. It's different Up and DJ up and DJ

I'm not putting you know just a little bit. I'm not putting you know I'm not putting you know I'm like I'm so sorry to just narrative She has her hands up there I'll come home Christian and then Tom jumps in and pulls a Billy Lee's like Well, I think the problem, bro. Is it it's not alcohol is that you mix alcohol with other things like a beer is fine And then you mix it with other things and James is like what other things which just like everyone's like It's like you watch that real house was, I'm like, everyone's like, James, did you watch that real house

was in New York reunion? It's like, and it's just, shh, shh. And Tom's like, more uppers, uppers, you know, uppers, specifically which kind?

He's one's that rhyme with, okay, um, magazine. Yeah, and he's like, that's not what I did. That's not my thing to shut your mouth. And then Vanderpops, like, that's not cool. This guy's been on your side the whole time.

And then Kristen's like, yeah, the one person who's been on your side, even though I just got mad about someone calling Jackson Truckee, like, it's like total fucking hypocrite. Like now it's totally fine to be calling people of Truckee's on national TV, because they're just trying to help Exactly at which point Andy just turns the christen and if you could see at first He's like annoyed and then he tries to smooth it out into like nice mess. He's like christen. Why are you so angry today?

What is going on with your sick? I don't know and then this Mara Postal doesn't know her way And then Vanderpounds like I think he had a drink and lunch didn't you a and He's like everyone attacks me. It's close everyone attacks me and Chris is like you built this house now living it Like I'm gonna live in the house right down the street from Tom and Ariana Don't be scared cock-o Giant cook-oon can't spell cocoon without cocoon.

We're getting rolled together. So then Stasi just starts mocking James. She starts doing like a little British accent. I don't even hear what she's saying, but she's just like mocking him. James goes, oh, stop playing with your ugly extension. Okay, girl. He's like, Twitter will be making fun of those tonight. And Lala's like, oh, you don't want to talk about what Twitter will say when they see that your girlfriend just walked out on stage and polyester.

Oh my god. Twitter loved it. Jesus. Twitter loved it. Okay. Everyone loved it. Everyone loved Raquel. Raquel wound up being the hero of this entire reunion. She's gonna be the star of next season.

Everyone is team Raquel and everyone is anti-Lala right now. Yeah. stupid. It's like Project Runway. Your budget today is whatever you can get from blowing a ritual fat dude. Okay guys, shut up Lala. So James, why do you drink? He's like, I just need a drink to feel on, you know?

I need a feel on, I need to feel like James Kennedy, you know, I'm saying, you know, it's like I need to have one, I feel like James Kennedy, I got to a club lot, you know I need to feel on I need to feel like James Kennedy you know I'm saying you know it's like I need to have one I feel like James Kennedy I got to club lot you know etc so and then on top of that now James are talking about how he's still helping his family and he's happy to be fair he didn't just get up he's like well yes you know I got B James Kennedy people want to meet me I don't want to say too cookie and and he's like well you still helping your family and he's like well you know I don't want to say T.C. okay? And Andy's like, well, you still up in your family And he's like, well, you know, I don't want to go into detail, you know about that and Chris is like, of course

You don't because you want to act like you're the only one who helps your family And so now they're all here at which point all the blood boiled out of my body at that point I was like not even alive anymore. It was just like blood steam coming out of my ears I was getting so mad during this segment This is the thing that like put me over the top. Yeah me too. And then Andy's like Kristen why do you have to jump in every time he speaks and he's like see why I'm so angry. I'm seven or oh sparkly old control in Christan. Yeah. Oh I guess that was I guess that's what I meant before. I guess I did that out of place when I said that Andy turned to Kristen. No he did that then too. He did it a couple

times. He's getting so frustrated with Kristen and then he's like, can I move places because he's talked about like the whole weekend and it's frustrating that he's like talked about like this is even oh no he talked about that family shit the whole season and it's like really frustrating that it's talked about because every single one of us here helps their families. Um, okay. Stop. So, that's when stand-of-alls like... Can we stop pretending that you didn't totally come from money? And Lala didn't totally come from money.

I mean, who are we fucking kidding here? You're not all helping out your families to the same degree. Yeah, exactly. And even if you were, his right to have that storyline. What does everybody else get to be a victim of about the dumbest things? But he talks about something that's real. And we've seen how trashy his family is we know this is a real It's like a very vulnerable thing and and so and sand of all is like dude Stasi do you pay rent for your parents? She's like I'm not gonna answer that like she basically like no

It's I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not embarrassed and Christians like really Tom really car car Okay, um guess what car car objected Car? Okay. Um, guess what? Car? Car? Objected? Objective? I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I'm like, now, now Chris is like, can he fully take it over my- Yeah, I'm too mad. Chris is like,

I'm like, Pitting Tom, that's no one's business. Oh, now it's not anybody's business? Yeah, suddenly, yeah, exactly. And sauce is like, why would we want to embarrass our family? You're on Vanderpump rules. You're only embarrassing your families. You're putting your fucking monsters.

So Tom was like, that's why they followed James because he does want to talk about it. And Chris said, well, we don't want to talk about it. So then why are you mad? Like, you just got mad about mad at him because it's implying that he's the one who's helping his family. But none of you guys want to show the degree to what you help your family with it. So don't get mad that you're not getting the same amount of, you're mad that you're not being viewed with the same lens, but you're not,

you don't want that lens on you. So don't be mad about it. Literally say that they're mad that he's getting, that he's getting the audience likes him, because they're showing it, they're showing him in a positive manner, so that people will like him, even though they've worked so hard to bring him down Basically, yeah, and they have no problem saying it, you know, this cast has no chill And sure at this point James is also like now to range and sure it's like oh British Baba I admire you for helping your family They're like whoa

I fucking hate you people I fucking hate you There's a reason I'm not sparky today. I'm not sparky blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah And you see so they're all like bitching like their teacher and this is like and this is like Don't you people understand that if if we didn't show this side of how much he shows both the family There'd be no compassion for James and they're like And then Katie goes Where's my compassion? I went through a brain problem and battle PTSD But Jesus parents got divorced. Oh, but Jesus, parents got the force. Oh, poor thing. Give me a fucking bitch. Fuck you.

That was, okay, first of all, we did have compassion for you. We did sit and watch an entire season of you. We watched old videos of you. You did get that compassion. Actually, we had compassion about when you went through body image issues. We had compassion when you finally confronted your PTSD. We had compassion for you when you went through body image issues, we had compassion when you finally like confronted your PTSD. We had compassion for you when you had a Wednesday wedding and everyone's like some people probably didn't show up, okay, we had compassion. And honestly like

I'm very fortunate. I'm very very fortunate that my parents are still together and I don't know the true like sting and hurt of divorce. But one thing I feel like I do, at least no, if I don't empathize, is that divorce is not like, oh, you sprained your ankle. Like for someone's parents to get divorced, it is like, it is a hard, hard thing and it affects people in different ways. And for her to just be like, oh,

your parents got divorced poor thing. With so, I thought, so cruel and so nasty, when it's like clear that we can see how this divorce is massively affecting this kid. Well it's so way beyond divorce like it's way beyond divorce and they all know that that dad you know got fired from his whatever he would spend all their money because he was for shady reasons went broke the mom's a crazy person like we've seen all of this stuff this isn't yeah and beyond that fuck Haiti for being such a hypocrite you know she's hated one year then she comes back and she sits down and

has this big scene with Lisa about how she fell through that skylight and it's just that's why she was a bitch because she's dealing with the brain you know we see her do it over and over again use her shit as an excuse and then they bring James on And then grisins like how for poems are divorced it's like yeah, you know what like and Lisa's like it's not a competition Which is right because because half your parents are divorced like if anything you should have like you should be understanding like you should be understanding like you should be a pathetic I don't know I just I mean I and I'm talking I actually don't even think that James uses the divorce card I don't actually think that

he no he's never done it he's film he's he's shot maybe a few seasons ago he's crying about it but yeah he it's not like it's not an ongoing thing with this personality I think if anything else more that like his parents are just totally total fuckers are reaching off of him, that's been that's been the story with him. Well, Vanderpump has gone out of her way to make Katie Katie's life easier in every season. You know, she's really tried to go to bat for Katie because Katie is hated. She's one of the most fucking hated people on TV and she has been for seasons. And they always try and come and give Katie a bigger reputation. And what does Katie do? She tries to fuck over the show at every second. She gives nothing to the show. Zero, zero.

With her. Just fucking get rid of it. I feel like there was a period of time like after like season three or four. Like somewhere like before season three or four. Somewhere in there where it was like You know, it's not that I'd like Katie, but like her brand of awfulness was More enjoyable. It was like oh like I'd always like be like oh god christmas the worst But oh now, but then tequila Katie is like hilariously awful, too, but now like Katie's not hilariously awful. She's just like she's just off Simpering and mean. Yeah, she's a bitter and she's a bitter little bruh she's like everyone's everyone you know like everyone's going

everyone's like James is going through a hard time but like where was my something when I was going through a hard time it's like we can't just say where's our sympathy what about our sympathy for us as an audience going to a hard time of watching your Wednesday wedding and you sitting around and you just like moping around and you like, you know, like totally, you're bitching out Lala but then totally taking it all back so you can get on our PJ. Yeah, pretty much.

So then, Kristen's like, well, I feel awful, awful foreign because he's raised my butt assholes and then James gets off and walks off and he's like I'm not gonna sit here where they talk about my family and Vanderpump's like that's going too far Hillbillies can you believe that from the people who created my mom's bill chasing all those male billies Wow, I mean wedding episode these guys are such fucking idiots like especially if you see James is in the mood that he's in which is probably half cooked out of his mind and coming down because he's in the anger face. When you see that you've got him in a corner like that, all you have to do is say, calm and make him look stupid, but they double down and now they now I mean, the audience hated your asses before coming into this reunion. I can't even imagine how

they're dealing with it now. I know. I mean, the good news is that I feel like it's we are being set up for her really good season next year. But I have to have some changes in this show. I don't know what I don't know how the actual show is going to function because it's so far removed from the central premise I mean all those rumors about there'll be two shows like one following the the original generation and the new the new generation I just don't know how I just don't know how Vanderpump rules the next generation is going to like People don't like change. So it'll be weird to have I don't know how they're gonna do it. I'm fascinated But I think it's a good show. I mean look at summer house. you know, they got rid of half the cash and it's a good show

That's true. It's even better, you know, but like It'll be interesting either way. I do feel like there's hope for us because now they all hate each other again So I like or there's more of a raps. He's fucking monsters Monsters monsters, but monsters that... Uh, damn it, I love the mall still. Damn it. Damn it, I love this show. I don't, I could be done with half of them at least.

They need to clean house on these fuckers. Well everybody, for sure, get rid of Natalie. She just is so vile. Natalie. I can't wait to see Monica bring it next season, because I think the same manager Monica's gonna be hilarious. I can't wait to see Monica bring it next season, because I think this game and it's your Monica is gonna be hilarious. I hope so.

They often dangle new people, and then we never see them again. I think Monica's probably earned her place. She's pretty, she's pretty incredible. Yeah, she's great. All right, everybody, that brings us to the end of the Watch, Well Grab Bones. We will be back tomorrow with a summer house recap,

and also guess what? Oh, no, I'm sorry, tomorrow with a real house recap and also guess what? Oh no, I'm sorry tomorrow with a real housewives of Beverly Hills recap. And then Thursday morning we're going to record a real housewives of New York recap here on crap and video on demand. So thank you for everybody who's watching on demand. If you guys want to do that as part of Patreon, you can if you're not available for live streams, you can also stream these after they air. They're always available and crap is on demand So you can watch them from your smart TV or what have you? Just go to patreon.com slash watch what crap is and then Thursday night We are gonna be doing a live show in Irvine. We're covering the first episode of Southern charm for the season

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