Watch What Crappens - Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

Episode Date: September 14, 2018

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Y'all got to go listen to that. We recapped Real Housewives of Dallas last night here in Denver, Colorado. We had an amazing live show. Unfortunately, the audio is a little janky. You will hear buzzing because of some issue with the wires. It is actually addressed on the show, but you will hear buzzing, which is annoying in your ears. So sorry about that. Try to reduce that as much as possible. And also, there's weird music that is in the background of this track. There was some strange interference with the crazy audio waves. So, sorry about that. It's sort of random, sort of weird, but it shouldn't really get in the way of your listening

pleasure. So, with that being said, also Dallas went on sale this morning, our Dallas show, went on sale this morning. VIP sold out already. And within two hours, we sold out two thirds of the venue. So there's actually less than a third left. So definitely if you want to go see us in Dallas in February, February, February, then by all means go to watch crap and comment, buy your tickets before they are gone people. Okay, enough of that. Let's get on to this Denver recap. Sorry about the audio guys. We love you. So wow, Denver. Wow, Denver. Oh my god. What an amazing place. What what gorgeous people I love learning like the little idiocin

That might be me hold on fucking buzzing band. Jesus. I'm I've had a lot of coffee Is it my phone? Is it I open the laptop hold on idiocin idiocin crises? Okay, I love idiocissies in different little towns. Here everybody says for sure. For sure. For sure. Oh, for sure. For sure.

And the lady in our hotel who cleans rooms is so cute. She says, little lady and lady. And she's like, are you finished in your room? Am I sitting in like two hours? Is that okay? And she goes, for sure. Yeah. room? Am I sitting in like two hours? Is that okay? It's yours. For sure! Yeah. This is my very first time ever being in Denver or Colorado. I'm like loving it so far, and I feel like a lot of what I've learned about Colorado or Denver has been informed by reality TV. Like, did you guys watch the real world Denver?

Because all I really remember from that season or all I choose to remember is that one episode where Brooke walked in and she was like, she had just gone to get her nails done and she walked down the wrong street because, ah, just got lost in the ghetto! Everyone's like, what? So that's my impression of Denver. And I have to say,

a lot of sunglasses on the back of your head for the men. Yes! Yes! That is a popular look. And I think it's similar to Austin here. And look, Austin men love to eat the women of care. They're like, do you have a job? You can be 500 pounds. like we don't care. So I thought it would be similar here,

because there are a lot of similarities. But you guys are not really old Navy or more REI. Width. That felt so many, because you know me. Like, I walk up to every straight. I'm like, what are you wearing? You know how are you feeling? Does your mother know this choice that you've made?

Don't you feel like REI is like going to be the name of someone's daughter on the housewives? Like, oh yeah, REI and I, like we went to the mall. We just had like the mother daughter bonding. Based on the Kim Zils, he acts new daughter. REI and I, congratulations to REI. She went to gym class today. She's just going to retweet from Rihanna and Rai. She's just gonna get like whoever she can retweet in there.

This is not a scransie. Ronnie is holding up a little fuzzy circle. Bring out the stick. We have... Beautiful bet stand. What's her name again? We have... ...curtis... Beautiful bet stand. What's your name again? Jessica brought us a meditation bowl.

So now, if you all start acting up, you're gonna hear this. Mimicur. Mimicur. Mimicur. I don't know if you guys can actually hear that, but... It's something we'd learn from David Sunshine. Oh, so... Hey guys, welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all the crap on brotha. We're about to watch!

For a real housewives of Dallas, Jesus Christ, if anyone can pull off the name REI for a child's name, it's some screaming looking baby on this show. Yeah, seriously. I mean, it's actually very appropriate that we are covering real Housewives of Dallas tonight, because for the past two weeks, they were here in Colorado, so it's only appropriate for us to come to Colorado and repay that logic makes no sense. I apologize. People always tell me, did you go to Beaver Licker? And never.

Beaver Licker T-shirts right there. Two Beaver Licker T-shirts and right there. And there's an actual, like, Beaver's building a dam over there. Mmm, mmm. My family's here, so hello to my family. I love you guys. Yes right there. I Love you guys so much cousin Jenna's here hot has been read sister carkey my little aunties back there So they watched Alice today because I was like you have to do your homework. Yeah, yeah Coming to a live show if you don't if you don't watch this stuff is painful. It can be painful You know it can be painful either way. Yeah, yeah Coming to a live show if you don't if you don't watch this stuff is painful. It can be painful

You know it can be painful either way. Let's face it. Okay Let's let's face it. It could be a hot tub. No, there's actually someone here named Avery There's Avery my my daughter slash best friend Avery is right over there Let's face it Avery whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Avery. Wow, wow, wow, wow. You don't support other weapons. Let's listen to this.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, that's not a monaver with that one split second and do. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Whoa. So a lot of things can happen on these house watch shows that are extremely disturbing. Thankfully, today, it's Cameron Ona Bowl. Yeah. It's not a real bowl, but don't tell Cameron that.

Yeah. I actually had a disturbing, like, I guess it's not disturbing, but a sort of disturbing moment with Dallas earlier today when I was, like, I guess it's not disturbing, but it's sort of disturbing. Moment with Dallas, earlier today, when I was like, again, washed up for the show, I was taking a shower. I was suddenly like, started singing. Remember that song by Heavy D? Like, nah, that we found a bottle, what are you gonna do? And, but I started singing it like- Sing more of it, sing more of it.

Nah, that we found a- But I started- I started to sing it asmmens. I just found myself being like, now that we can do what we can do. And I was like, I realized that so many of those songs in the early 90s would be so much fun you're de-symmensang then. Right? Like, that girl's poison. That girl's poison.

Or. or DeAndra it is so hard to say goodbye to yesterday Motown Phil is back again I was born in the 90s so Very young. Oh, the 90s weren't that long ago never mind. Yeah, I was a child. I don't remember. Yeah. I only remember from like Debra Gibson's come back out of them. Well, her name was that was later much later. It was called the celebrity apprentice Wow, you just went in on Debbie Gibson out of nowhere. Whoa, you don't support other pop songs Before we start. I know look we could be done here in 30 minutes. Yeah but we're never going to be yeah, okay, you're gonna be here for seven hours Y'all know

Tomorrow morning tickets go on sale for Dallas so people who tell the people in Dallas Should they be gone yet? Okay, look what I've got My little niece K. That's made me these Well, she made us these it says you're kind Carly your is Belbron so work on that But that aside sorry But they say you're kind pass it on

She's not ready for your kindness. Yeah, so something hits you in the head that's probably what it is. All right, so be kind and don't trash your niece on, you know, whatever we're doing here. Like, who does that? What an ass. So let's get into real house with a doll. Let's show it. Let's get into the real house. The trolley has become such a central character in this show since Leanne slapped one in season one Yeah, now and one of the transition scenes they have a trolley stopping in front of a building and literally doing a 360 turn Have you seen this?

People are not watching enough Dallas. There is there is trolley choreography on this icon set. I feel like the trolley is out for revenge. I feel like the trolley's gonna start wearing like a red and blue stripe sweater and have like a claw hand just our hauntingly on in her dreams. Just like if she's afraid to fall asleep because the trolley's gonna lick her through the phone or something.

It's a very specific reference and I thank you for getting that. Previously on Real Housewives of Dallas, Brandy Dance and Hatch-Shop. Like Lord help me. Yeah, seriously. So the show opens with usual like quick cuts at what everyone's doing. And the very first thing that we see is like Cameron in some sort of like pioneer dress. It's like long and like ruffled,

and like there's like ruffles under the ruffles, you know. I feel like she was gonna go like haunted mansion somewhere. Yes. One of those ones from big love, you know, what a polygamist. She looked like she was toilet. She looked like a really skinny house that got toilet-apored by polygamist.

It's just like our whole dress is made by like heaps and heaps of white underwear, you know. There's a certain way of toilet papering a house that can only be done by a Polygamous to wear just like ruffles on top of you. It's like a weight of so many wines. You know you have Polygamous toilet paper if you feel same after using it. Don't polygamous T.P.P.P houses, smart polygamous T.P. everything. So we open, is this where we open? We open with this, right? Okay, so we're seeing everybody do their whole thing in town or whatever I

Swart of God if that's buzzing I don't know I think if I get too close to my laptop That's me I get my running muck all over it's like We did a show once I think it was in Detroit where you picked up my phone and within one second you had called 911 And like literally he called 911 from the stage during the show. I was like, oh my god. You know, I wouldn't be able to do it if I was really in trouble. I don't even know how I fucking did it.

It was amazing. I'll die in a fire, but accidentally call them from a stage. Yeah. So anyway, yes. So the way that this opens, and this is my problem with the entire season, really my only one so far. Fucking babies. Okay, you know what I'm sick of it

Yeah, I know I'm sick of it I'm done with them, John I respect your babies and thank you so much for carrying on the world and doing what you do by having them Yeah, shut them the fuck up and get them on my TV It's true And if your baby is crying that loud, flick it in the forehead. It's true. I feel like a lot of people watch these shows to get away from their kids.

Not to be like, oh my god, this is what I have to look forward to once this is over. Yes, I want women weight-ass child-bearing age who pretend that they can still have a baby. Yes. Honey, Tamer Barney and her pop-up face get in fake babies in the mail. Yeah. Fuck that. I just need a house. I have to dress up like Lady Gaga on Halloween

and get shit fixed. You get so fucked up, she probably thinks she's wearing babies. Yeah, baby's having a baby. Sorry. Everyone's at all. So yeah, so cameras like closing with. I'm like, I've got an eternal shirt and then it's thank God it switches to Cam and her aptly name has been court. Yeah. You just want to trample on him, don't you?

He has so much charisma on his face. Yeah. He has so much work. Charisma. Okay. I always have to do this in a live show, because, you know, we can't do it on, you know, audio. But sorry, people who are only listening.

But this is court's face. Hmm. And they're they're talking about that they went somewhere and he we don't even know what they're talking about He just goes so were you badgering them with questions? Just why would you use the word badger? Where did you hear that word? Did you mean to say badge and then said her or did you mean to say badger? It's like when you ask somebody too many questions, you're badgering them. She's like, hmm. I don't know.

Why would you say that? Why would you say I'm asking too many questions? I like that she's badgering about badgering. It's very high level. But here's, she's suspicious because that is kind of weird that he would say that the week after someone else got her a badger. And you know that court is that little fucking husband. He sits at a dinner party and makes fun of you with people.

Yeah. While you across the room. Now, I don't blame him. I mean, he's married to, he's married to her. But still, like, you know that he's, to have this conversation with Carrie. And I stand by it. Yeah, Tom Motel. Thank you. Thank you. I had to come down there for moments.

Yes, I am. Yeah. So speaking of Carrie, we see like footage of her and Wyoming on a little family vacation. We see Stephanie, she's in Florence. She's like, different to South. I thought we're going to hotel. This Carrie's face. It's a mogul.

I like that she got like the downhill hair before she went skiing. I was like, oh. You know, Stephanie's like, oh my god. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like Italy. We went to the Vatican. I can't hear kids out of the Vatican. What kind of parent takes their small children to the Vatican? Do you not have the news where you live? Also, if you're going to do that at least rent them out and add something to the economy, take them to the fucking Vatican.

It all happens here. So I liked in this sequence that we're seeing what all the women are doing and they're like all these like vertical panels are going by very quickly. To me it was like a call back to like 24. I was like just waiting for Keifer Suggling to just like tackle Stephanie, you know like 24, I was like just waiting for Keifer Sotlin, she's like tackles Stephanie, you know, it's like we found the target, she's been located, set our perimeter close, set our bling. I know there's like Leon Lockins, like C2U, be like, all right we got our perimeter shoot, got a way, damn it, damn it. Jack, here's what I want you to do, you need to stay calm. Okay. You were gonna stay so calm, those terrorists thinkin' here. I didn't think you had to know it! I'm sorry, yep.

Jack, okay, this is Leon and C2U. All right. Let me tell you something about those terrorists. Okay, too many shots and too many twats spells. TR-O-U-P-L-E! Get up there! Yeah! Huh. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- I'm the ball! Oh, did I say that out loud? Sorry. I can't go to your my laptop, by the way, so I'm wearing something you're doing. Because if I do this, guys, I really wanted it to buzz.

It getting out. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it, I really wanted it to buzz. It's getting out.

Oh, what's going on? You guys, I'm so excited for what it happens. Maybe it's you, Ronnie. It usually is. Let's face it. What's happening? It is me. Look, wait, I'm on. No, it's me. It's me.

It's your fucking medical arts. I'll bet you anything. Oh my god. I thought he was wearing this cute bracelet today. I said, what a cute bracelet. Because you know, I'm working on being a good husband or whatever. A good podcast husband. And I was like, what a cute bracelet. Cause you know, I'm working on being a good husband or whatever, a good podcast host. And I was like, what a cute, a, a, a bracelet.

And he's like, it's a medical hurt bracelet. What are you? You know, even for me. I get that all the time. I had someone lean over in a restaurant and go, excuse me, what did you get that the bracelet from? She had an accent. So I feel like it's important to be authentic.

She was from Transylvania. She was. She was afraid it was silver. She's like, can I eat him? Good I'm not eating him. She turned into a batten flu a. We have a lot of spooky jokes tonight. Um, okay, so Stephanie, yeah. M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M- And Brandy's just carrying around her baby like this. Yeah. It's like she just won Miss America just holding it.

Uh-uh. So she's making cookies and she's like, she's like, I'm not getting a lot of help in the kitchen. I'm like, they are four years old. I'm still working on taking off my medical air brace. And she has that kid we all want to beat. I'm still working on taking off my medical earpricks. And she has that kid we all want to beat. It's like, I don't buy cookies.

I'm a granny. Well, first of all, if you want fucking grandcrackers, that's a lot easier. Could you have said that before I pulled out a box? What, ungrateful child? I'm so curious with the children on this show. And someone said on Twitter, like, why is it this show that sets you off?

They're crying all the time. They're asking you for something all the- get a crate! Get a dog crate! Although, though, I mean, those things work. My sister is very, you know, my little sister. When we gotten fights, I put her in the toy box,

and thankfully my mother was still trying to turn me into, you know, a maim. So I had a football, I had a football seat. I got it off. I got it off. I got it off. Oh, you know, a maim. So I had a football, I had a football shake. I got it off. I got it off. I got it off. Oh, here, do you want me to hold it? Oh, no.

Yeah. It's my medical room. Smart move. So I had a football shake toy box, and I used to just roll her down. I was like, it's going to be fun. Louis, like, roll her down this street. I mean, it's mean, but like, look how much she is now.

I raised a good little sister. Like, she's, she's an angel of this girl. Uh, the point is beat your children. Okay, so, uh, I will say I say get a dog crate, but then right when I wrote that down, they cut to her and the baby, Brooklyn, who's a terrorist. Brooklyn is a terrorist, his child.

She's a gender terrorist. Full on terrorist. Full on terrorist, you know. She's like always putting, you know, like, lacing up a vest. Okay, so she's, guess this baby. She takes the baby, which who would give Brooklyn a baby? Not right. Yeah.

She takes the baby, and the baby's on a dog bed. Did you guys notice this? Yes. Yes. That's the baby's bed, a dog bed. Yes. And then suddenly I was like, why are you complaining? That's actually what you've been asking for this whole time. Yeah, so thank you.

She goes up to baby and goes right into its face and goes, Mommy, brewing farted. I was like, what is happening in this house? House of horrors is terrifying. Is this what is this what having kids is like? I'm sticking to succulents. Although they succulents are high maintenance too. I'll tell you. Like, don't give them too much water, but don't forget to water them. Like, what do you want, girl, plant? Be so happy I'm giving you water. That's what sucks about having a gay guy as your friend.

You're like, my babies, they're, I'm gonna count the babies when I sleep on them and we're like, our succulents are really good at seeing that as well. Oh, like my babies there I'm gonna count the babies when I sleep on them and we're like our succulents. Oh, they're so ungrateful. You know what really bothers me? All that extra income I get to spend every month. Oh, I hate having a spontaneous brunch. There's so much I could buy, but what should I buy? I'm not sure if I can have brunch today. I may have to water my cyclists. Oh, whatever. I'm going to do it.

My husband cheated on me. What game were you playing? What? OK, so I really wish that Leanne, yeah, I know, I should have wrapped up. So Leanne, Leanne, and Brandy are no longer friends, but I really wish they were for this line, because Brandy,, you know what?

Jettling three children is hard, and I just wanted Leanne to be like, tell me about it! How ironed my corny strats! Jettling the babies! Except Magwan fire! Fire babies in there! Never dropped a single one of them! Never drops as a guwater then. Every carny knows the time for commercial break. They're just ads, but they work. Wow, wow.

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free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Speaking of LAN, she and Rich go on a little date and the first thing she says and please don't take offense to this, she goes, I am still dehydrated from Colorado. By the way, guys, I'm working on my high altitude diet. Just sort of soaking in, soaking in the hot thank you. Thinking the high altitude. Yeah, Cameron said on the Beaver Creek episodes in the past couple of weeks in the high altitude you can't gain weight. Uh... I mean...

Has that been medically proven? I'm not sure. I proved it wrong scientifically. I've looked around the fucking airport Those are people from other places No, they had sunglasses on the back of their head. I knew they were like oh yeah They've just got here. I know my Denver all eyes on were sunglasses on the back of the head and then heard for sure for sure for sure For sure for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure get our back I've also been smelling a lot of weed out here too. I Don't know if you got legal weed first you were us they did you guys did

But you're acting like it's still illegal there have been three people have come out to us so far I'm been like you need weed you need weed I got we to go we it's like I can get in the store It's like would you let would you like a peppermint I've had someone do that to me too. Yeah No offense and yes, we do so thank you. That's that answer that question anyway Leanne sitting there with Rich and and first order of business, complained about Deandra, so she's concerned because out of nowhere Deandra and Brandy are best friends, and honestly, it is a little weird.

I mean, that was like a hairpin turn last week. You know, like they were fighting, and then all of a sudden, like, fighting. I'm waiting for the mean. The mean. I like that it's getting into your soul. No, I know Exist is getting into your I can't do this little taxes a little Colorado, but it's something country Western. That's for sure So anyway, so so she's like like what's the deal with them in Burns now and riches, you know Which is like well, what's it? What are you saying this is based off this French? She's like to Kayla

Which clearly is going to be the through line. You know, it's going to be in a few episodes. Leanne's going to have an intervention with Deandra, and it's going to be amazing. Yeah, Leanne hasn't had a drink for 10 minutes, so now she's like the extra, you know. Which we've all been there. I mean, I suffer through morning sometimes with that one.

And I feel the same way. I look at people once like you fucking alcoholics. Yeah, yeah. But also, Leanne loves her tag lines. And once she's got a really good one, she doesn't know if it's been cut. Maybe she said it in a testimonial, and they cut it out. Or maybe she just said it in a party,

and she didn't make it to tape. So she's going to make sure she gets it to tape. And she goes, Rich, is due to one little thing, a river cold alcohol. I'm gonna give it in there. So she makes the mistake of ordering. She goes, oh, Vicellent, he'll have a steak, and he's like, I will do what I want to, man. Okay.

I'm gonna steak, I'll have a steak. I'm the man in this. I'm like, okay. All right, Rich. All right, all right. What do you want, Rich? A steak. Okay, Rich. All right, all right. What do you want, Rich? A fake. Okay, Rich.

But I want a medium will. Medium will. Right, thank you guys for being angry about that. I was going to be angry about it, but I was like, I bet if I get angry, people will be like, no, but I like my statement, and well, I'm so happy. I love a strong opinion, guys. I know. I mean, really?

Yeah. Two people just laughed high five over this over here. They're like, yes. Finally, someone's speaking my truth about me. I'm so happy. I have an animal murderist can all be so passionate about something. It's getting out.

It's a vegetarian for like two hours today. So I'm doing the same thing. I had a salad, so now I'm like, you murder me. Meanwhile, meanwhile, yesterday I was walking down the street, and this woman came up and goes, excuse me, you look like an activist. I was like, man. I was like, man.

I was outside smoking at lunch, and there's two people with green shirts, you know, like matching shirts basically, and I saw them talking to a guy and she said, thanks for doing this with me and I was like, oh fuck her. But I had to go on that side to smoke, you know, because like we have a whole foods, I know what you people want. So I knew, but I have this face, you know, like I have a terrifying, like horrible, like I'm going to eat you, Andrew children face.'s she got her and the guy were like hi when I was walking back in that one. Hi. How are you guys?

Wow, no one asked me for shit And that's how you do it. Yeah, do not be nice to people with clipboards ever No, these people weren't holding clipboards, so I was bamboozled. So anyway, so now Leanne is an activist herself for her wedding day. She brings me here we are one. I'm sorry I must have here we are with the woman. All women wanted us when you're gonna marry you. You want the red? That is so good. Run from him.

I don't know why it being mean to rich. I don't dislike rich. It just feels so good if this elevation being a horrible human being. Like it feels better. It's exhilarating. I have to say. I think that like maybe this at this high elevation or hippocampus must grow and We just don't have a lot of emotions anymore Amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula amigula I mean honestly I have a small hippocampus, but a huge vagina I mean honestly I have a small hippocampus but a huge vagina.

You're poor family. They're like what? Are you kidding me? This is like Christmas Eve. Uh, it's all we're missing is Rondo on a microphone like, these boots are made for walking. That's what they're gonna do. Fuck you, yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom starts a bar fight in her own house. They're knocking over ladle. So, Leanne is doing this thing where she's trying to make it sound like it's not rich.

It's really her. Yeah. But she can't do it because the rich is not going along with it. So, she's like, my friends need to understand. Because she does this like telemandals thing when she's like, my friends need to understand. I have real limbs about one, you get married, and maybe it's me. And he's like, please don't do this to me. I know.

It's like I gave you a ring pop. What do you want? Yeah. So she, because it basically, they had a conversation. We saw on a flashback where she's like, should we set a date? And he's like, how about we set a date to set a date? So now he was like, she was like, I just was really concerned when he said he's like, it was a joke. She's like, okay, well, I just want to have a very serious conversation with no joking

and lay it all out. So why did the chicken cross front? Damn it, I told you! Damn it! Conversation with no joking and lay it all out. So why did the chicken cross from damn it? Damn it. I just want to have a very serious conversation Now take this ping pong ball if you get it in that bowl in two seconds. We're gonna get married this month All right, here's a water gun. I got a water gun. Okay whoever's horse comes to finish on first Guess I'm where we're gonna get married. I'm in the hole till it's done. I'm in the hole My favorite carnival. All right, the water gun. I told the wedding planner. She has to climb a little ladder Me just at the top

Hope she doesn't fall off So Rich literally goes oh well firstly and says it's my mom and Karney abandoned issues. They wear their ugly faces and me. But if you can abandon a three year old, which is your cutest face, face by the way. To be able to be free. I'm like, no one told Brandy's kids that. I know, okay.

Okay. You guys, baby mashing, try it. You guys, baby mashing. Try it. Try it. Baby mashing. Feels amazing. Uh, so she's like three years old. That is your cutest face, by the way.

If you can abandon that, why would she be able to abandon a lab now 50 year old bitch? And then Rich goes, look me in the eye. Look me in the eye. I was like, he said it, we didn't. I'm gonna marry him. You know, I say this at least once a time, but the amount of notes I take on this book. I'm like, where am I?

Why is this longer than the notebook? Yeah. It's as long. Was that even a long book? That's a weird joke, right? How long is the notebook? It felt long, girl. Okay, look at me in the patch. You're the only woman I consider my best friends. Well, look, I consider you my best friend. We're not getting married right now, okay? Well, we're work husbands. We're work husbands. I want to take care of you. I was like, then maybe you should go back to work.

First of all. True though, right? They can't really do that. It's like them hate for this and it's not being a mean to me while I'm trying to order you steak. How about that? But he's like, I'm not making it age. He's like, well, I think what we need to do is make a date.

And he's like, will you marry me again? And she's like, I feel like a little girl to corny all over again. It's like the first time I wrote the tribont. I believe you just did that to me without a ring. I mean, hunt, you know, just saying hunt. So yeah, they decided that they're still not going to make a date where I like get serious about like planning or anything But he said what you marry me again. Well, but he has a point. He's like well

I think the date will just find itself once you start planning aka. Let's just see what venues are available and the date will be set So I was like okay here we go. It's moving along and if anyone at Craftsie is listening to us They're waiting for Craftsie to say all you have to do this point and click and we're paying for your wedding, okay? Yeah, yeah. If I just, I can do it, you can do it, Leanne. How about that, Craftsie? I just wish there were some sort of service that would come in and make my face yellow for the wedding. I don't know.

Um, but Leanne goes, we're going to get married. We're are married. It's just a lot of smooth before we get there. We're all going to smooth. This is smooth. This is smooth. This is smooth. Hey, would you got some smoothing around? You got some smooth. It's just smooth. But it works quite well. So next up is you guys need a lot

Camerang Cameron at home with her children Sure, we haven't now, but I don't get to see my children So maybe if they help me unbox this display case I bought on Amazon, maybe could you know me a little bit? At least her kids are not like dangling off of ceiling fans, okay? Like, at least they have like some sense. So she's basically Cameron is like she's getting some shit together because you know she's still working on sparkle dog food. So's like, I have an important test today. I have to get all my stuff together for the Global Pat Expo.

Do you know what Global Pat Expo is? Have you ever been to a Global Pat Expo? Is the biggest world animal world animal world for animals in the world expose It's all around the glove Everyone who's there is a billionaires of Global pet expo It's a and the kids like it's a glove with pets in it, she's like, you know. This is my best shot at getting the stripper.

I really hope I got a distributor. Do you think we'll get a distributor? I hope I get a distributor. The Global Pet Expo. Do you think I'll get a Global Distributor? I'm going to be more defined. If I don't get a distributor. I hope the distributor is classy.

She says, global pet ex-bow. I swear to you more times than I say like. It's like, global pet ex-bow. It's like a tick, global pet ex-bow. G-B-E, global pet ex-bow. So the kids are like, you're an idiot, you know? So she's like, yeah, literally. She's, the kids are, you you're an idiot, you know? So she's like, yeah, literally. She's, the kids are, you know how you're always,

you're like, we made this kid together, you know? It's my sperm, your head. Like, hopefully it comes out a little part of both of us, but then you come out Rhonda, you know? And you're like, how did this happen? These kids are totally court. They have his face face they have his height I'm wavering disdain for their mother. I mean it is hilarious

They literally the daughter literally did this to her shoes like And Cameron likes our song to her daughter like it's brandy. Why? Why would you say it's stupid? Why? It's pink dog food. Just because it's dumb That's not very nice Why is that Tom now oh she oh yeah, I just put down pink box food now. I'm gonna be the baby Basher Last week I said I wasn't gonna bash babies, but this week on bashing babies

They're all gonna have court space So now Leanne goes over to I just say one have to say one more thing I'm so sorry, just because I love Cameron. So if she's like, I have to go pee pee, I'm like, we need five minutes on that, you know, they're talking about how she, like, this is a real job for her. She sets up her whole thing and it really is just like, sparkle the hot fit and she tells the kids, mom, you's never never gonna have anything more important than you you'll never sparkle dog food will never take the place of you oh there was sparkle dog food doesn't call my idea stupid

so she tells us why she's like it's nice being married to who I'm married to you and having the perks but it's also very difficult the West call for men are involved in the community. Yeah. But now I have a career. We struggle with the family. It's going to be hard splitting my time between my career and my other passion, which is my charity, which involves me pushing chopping cards back into the store. Someone has to do it. That is the best charity I've ever heard. Now, those people are giving a dollar to you, okay?

You got a clipboard, you want to sign people up to do that? Sit, yes. Well you know, you know that Cameron probably sits there at the Tritado's parking lot and it's like, I'm sorry sir, but you didn't put your car back. I'm gonna have to ask you to go back. Mmm, you know, like fuck this bitch run. This area is for tiny cars. This area is for larger cars. I'm sorry, slower traffic to the ride.

She's just now would like to turn into crossing guard. When you try and take the car too far and the electric wheels stop, you know, so still just be right there like you shouldn't have tried that. No, no, no, no, I thought you'd be smarter than that. You know when you're in society you know how far you can push your car. But some people don't know. Hmm. So Leanne and Dandra, Leanne comes over to Dandra's house and Leanne's like, someone left the door open.

It's just like, that's how... That's... Girl, I hear that in my house. I hear Leanne's voice. Someone left the door. I'm like, hitting the... That was like that was like the original line in the shining you know you know getting down is so easy so they're making small talk and they like to talk about their ton. And Dandra's pet and her dog.

Now Dandra has already turned on land. She just hasn't found the right monologue to do it on the show. So we haven't really seen what this is all about yet. But she's petting her dog and she's making this space. So it has everything, it has dogs, and she's like, the dogs are great, I'll tell you this. Dixie's tongue is so dry, it refuses to go back in her mouth. Yeah, they're always around that round.

Bitch, it's like you. Oh, did I say that loud or were you gonna fight yet? The dancer said my mom has that, I mean. Oh, I forgot to put it on my de-Simmons hat. There. It's my wig. So, Leanne's like, you tired? I'm tired.

So then she's like, well, you know, we were skiing. And these bitches just want to stay up all not drinking and sleep four hours. And then, you know, they're wake back up and start again. I just can't live like that. No, no, not Miss Liam I get up and I care for people What I do that's right charities Charities your charity world is over to Andrew you need to start it yet Yeah, and we also know because of Adder. So I didn't know she was making like a...

Well, also... I didn't know if that was Baild. You know, like, I can't do that because I'm not an Adderall addict like, and then... Nice Colorado pun, Baild. Anyway, were you guys mad when on Southern Charms two seasons ago, when landed?

When landed? Bashed B to bail or something by the way also thank you thank you to see a Colorado for having a good um transportation networks that way Beth and Niko fly back for jules you know thank you um so Leanne asked the question that she knows is gonna piss up Deandra she's like so how's work going and the ender's just like fucking bitch fucking My mother right now Well it's hard because I've taken this business that I've been built in Leanne

I've been building it for years and years but I got to take this business I got to take money out I'm finding that she's not gonna rebuild it all because of some patches Okay, so that's how I'm doing that is is how I'm doing. I'm taking hard patches. Alright? Getting hard patches. Hard patches is my dog. So now the answer I was talking about the engagement stuff and there's still no date and like the answer is like way too long up on this. Like she's kind of like oh, it sounds like they're bound down. They're bound down. They're like seriously like honestly chill out. There are like bigger things in life than when Leanne and Rich are gonna get married, am I right? It's so funny that I'm watching because Leanne's really trying to like, because this is a fight. So Leanne's like trying to make

up. She's like, yeah, she does that. She's like, hmm, now Richie and tall, but good married. Dan is like, ah, she's betting her dog so hard so that, it's tank face on her. She's like, and he said yes and blah, blah, blah. And she goes, but then he has to marry him again. It's just waiting for Dan to be like, ah, like a girlfriend is supposed to even let you know it's bullshit. So she's like,ro to be like, AHHHHH! You know, like a girlfriend is supposed to, even though he knows Bolson.

So she's like, and the Andro's like, just got her mascara going. The Andro's like, the eyelashes just getting in Leon's face. I feel like I'm in a car wash right now. And Dandra's face, I look, then I made this screenshot. I can't show it here because we don't have a video thing, but I just wanted to show Ben this face.

It's a good face. It's so little. You guys look. It's literally that, I just look. She's like practicing her mom and D.M.A.s. It is so funny. I was like literally show the picture. I googled it.

I was like, how do I have a picture? So, I know things are hard to pivot. This one thing started to get actually interesting. You ain't gonna pull something past the address. You ain't gonna pull something past the address. The address is like, oh really? Wednesday! Mmm.

Like, oh, man, we didn't get it. So then, the address birthday is gonna be the next day. And guess what? Brandy has arranged for them all to go to the rodeo I need to see like Leanne's eyes turn into fire Okay, Brandy your new best friend your birthday, okay, that sounds good. I'm totally cool with that. I'm totally totally cool with that Is that a trolley? I'm making trot. No, it's not all to do I said I've forgiven the bitches in this group not the bulls Cuz you know lians got been in a fight with like five bulls, you know fucking my am fights with everybody

So now lian basically tells the andro like listen. I love Randy. She is great. Oh so happy for you She is amazing. She controls those children so well. So glad that YouTube become friends. So happy. But not to be dramatic or anything, but my heart has been hurt and shredded by her. She knows that you and I have deep foundations and she's gonna use that foundation against us. Literally, she's talking about the makeup,

I'm on my face, she's gonna take away our makeup. And then, it's like, well, as my grandma, I wish you safe, the proof is in the pudding. The proof is in the pudding. Yes, your grandma made that up. That's what we do, my family. Okay, that's what big families do. They come up with memes.

It's like my grandma always said, can't cry over spilled milk. Am I right? It's classic simons. My grandma coined the phrase. Wait, not one. My grandma coined the phrase. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

And then my mom coined the phrase and don't eat that crumbled cookie to your hand, bro. Remember when my grandma was going to phrase, I'm pretty new even though I'm a little bit. Okay, you're gonna have to learn how to deal with it. Okay, little granddaughter? No, go back out there and play. Be ugly.

Go on. It's okay that you're jealous of me. Yeah. Um, so, Lee Arngas. You know what? All the lights go out in the house. You just turned off my DVR liang. Not my fault.

Now I'll never know how to judge any episode ends. So then liang comes in for the kill. Now liang, read a room. I mean, read a room. I'm not gonna do that. I never know how that judge you get the sudden ends. So then Leanne comes in for the kill. Now Leanne, Rita room. I mean, Rita room. Dandruff's dog is now bald. There's no hair left on the dog. She has been batting that dog with such a grass in.

There's hair everywhere. So it's all over the ens flying in the air with the wind. Rita room. So she's like, you know what? I wouldn't go to say anything to you. Cause I don't want it to sound like, well, I don't want it to seem like well, she don't want to be friends. She's gonna be jealous. Not the answer. That switch plate. Cut that girl's throat.

Water please all over the man. I want to see my dad. I want to see my company. Oh, Rip that crap that ginger buyer. Here's a twister head. Twister head until the rise pop that. Pull it off and throw like it's just nothing little rolled up pizza newspaper. Football game. I don't want you to think that. But that girl will hurt you. See, will hurt you. I know it lands right by the way, right? I Have a question. I wanted to like figure out like where people stands are people are people pro brandy or anti-brandy where you guys pro

Anti And more importantly getting back to last week's big debate, who is the queen of the group? Is it Deandra? Or is it Leanne? Just want to check. I believe in co-queendums and I like Deandra and I want Deandra to stand in. And my answer is on these house shows, these house wise says especially you pick a bitch you stick with your bitch That's it No matter who you picked or who you are both y'all's bitch is crazy. Yeah, that's why you were hired

Deal with it Liam's gonna murder somebody. You're gonna have to pay the bail until the trial He's gonna murder somebody. You're gonna have to pay the bail until the trial comes. Yeah. Dan's just gonna call you crying about her mom being mean to her. And you're gonna have to just sit there and pretend you're listening while you're, you know, pausing murder, she wrote or whatever the hell you're doing. The hell, okay?

Yeah. Be true. So now it's... Oh my God. Mother. So yeah, she's like, she's like, she ain't gonna trust you. She's using you to get to me and then she's gonna shred me and Dan just like, I'm a big girl mama and if I'm gonna use all patches, I will get my own investors and that is it. Hard not good morning to you, Leanne. See your way out of this L-22. So they show the clip of Leanne, the fight between Brandy and Leanne.

And it was a lands engagement party when Brandy was like, oh, you just got dawned, bitch. Yes, you. Sorry, I'm so sorry for Ben. No, no seriously shut up. I love you. We love you. Here's a begun joke in your head.

So where am I? I got damn all this longing. Okay Brandy, they show a clip of why Leanna Brandy have been fighting and it's a clip of Leanna being mean. You know, cuz Brandy, they show a clip of why Leanne and Brandy have been fighting and it's a clip of Leanne just being mean, you know, cuz Brandy Cuz Brandy's like, you said you were gonna kill her and you were gonna kill me and you were gonna sit Marie's throat and you were gonna take the windows out of the troll him Fuck him in their face, she's like, I love clips on this, cuz Leanne is really playing possum right now I need to see Leanne break a bottle in Trammer. Oh dear, you compare her to Tamra Judge.

So, so now is the next day. It's fine, DeAngels birthday. It's the same one getting ready to go to the rodeo. Everyone's showing up DeAngels plays first. They all have a plan to deal with shots and everything. So Cameron shows up first in her rodeo outfit. She's wearing pink boots, and I don't even have the vocabulary, the fashion vocab, the best I can do was, was it a cinched mumu? What was it? Brody about fit she's wearing pink boots and I don't even I don't even have the vocabulary the fashionable

Cabot the best I could do was was it a cinched mumu? What was it a Camono like a like a deconstructed Camono? It wasn't a moon moon well, I mean she's just a little hard it's sheet. I think of mumu It's like what was it what's it called? It was very very good. Oh What are heart I mean she just has to go to the Talentall story but actually bad you know feel bad for her But actually my favorite my favorite thing that she was wearing were her sunglasses. It looked like it looked like the the no whammy's board on press your luck They were like on each side of her face,

like this big with the diamonds. Yeah, no whammy's. Yeah. No whammy. I got a whammy. Why would you give me a whammy? Why would you tell me not to get one? I said no whammy.

So Brandy comes, she, so everyone starts joining Brandy shows up. She's like, I have the best mom in the world. She's babysitting from me right now and I can come out and party. I'm like, so you make us sit through all these endless scenes of like, oh it's so hard to be a mom and it's like, oh yeah, by the way, my mom's gonna come and just like, take your care for kids. Why? It's hard to be a mom of these babies, but it's even harder for my mom. Mm-hmm.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Also, in the clips for next week, they're like, the social worker is coming. The social worker is coming. Wonder who called her. Excuse me, I'm your mom. Hope your mom doesn't have your eye-cowloap in bitch, because it's like out drinking and vacationing with people

I also like that there was like a random lady their name Joyce. They're like oh and Joyce. I was so worried for her I mean anybody else feel worried whenever I meet anyone in real life name Joyce after real housewives of Beverly Hills on my Fuck that after three company joyster with And Joyce to win and you never works out you guys special guest tonight. Joyce to win She comes on just are talking like inside the actor studio Well, well, you did that door was difficult. I really had to get into the character of a woman who has a strange haircut. With Mr. Frilly, Dr. Jack was fucking that tree. I had to visualize an Elm. That was a lot of physical comedy. Sorry you couldn't give that. By the way, also, audience. I'm sorry for all the buzzing because literally like I'm like a lightning rod and every time I touch my laptop

It's I Maybe you can just put the sound part It's the daddy guy the high elevation. I'm gonna try to plot a plug We fixed it You guys. I'm a man, okay. I gave up my powers for you. You hit it, you unplug it, or you drink enough that you don't give a fuck no more.

Listen, I don't know what was going on with my hands, but they're just hands. And they work. What? Well. So now we've got a calm in her insane, huge pressure luck. Did I buy that? We've got Leanne in her mocking dandruff butterfly glass. Because they're literal butterflies out to you. They're huge. It's like,

boom, boom, boom. We're going to rodeo, I can't believe it. I call my mascara hats. And Dan they're explaining. In Texas, Kevin's rodeo is part of the culture. Okay, it's part of the culture. Really, no shit Sherlock. I'm like mad. We had a box of rodeo.

I mean, he has about weeding. And then we get a picture of all the iterations of these women standing in terrible Laura Ashley drags those two like, claw hair. And being my sister totally have those pictures. They're not from the rodeo, but every poor secretary's group has been. I mean, how many times did D drag Deandra into that sear

or is to take those photos, right? Like, how many, I mean, they've showed so many photos. Like, there's never an old one. It's always a new photo of them in like, imagining like, reaping willow, printed shirts, you know? And in the picture, I don't know if y'all noticed, but D makes Dandra a young Deandra stand right under the thermostat in the picture.

And you notice you had to stand there every year. It's not. Alright, that's not for me. Alright, safely. Thank you. Alright, that's not slut. So the women all pile into the car to go the rodeo and they're like, so cameras, is your first time going on the rodeo or something like that? She's like, no, I've been to the stockyards and I remember seeing bulls.

They're like, what? Bulls. What? Bulls. I've been to the stockyards and I remember seeing bulls Like what? Bulls What? Bulls You know, bulls I'm really hoping that today I see a lot of bulls and distributors Bull Bull distributors

Have you ever gone to a good bullfight? Is that like when you go to green barrel and smashlings? No. A bull's eye this. A bull's eye this. Guy, move the bull. That's a bull. Bull bull.

Bull bull. Bull bull. Bullie. Um, and me and my sister were watching and cracking out together because my mom has this friend Nora who I've talked about who she's always like oh my god I love the color red isn't it like she always says isn't it after everything and What time she's in what time we're playing cards and she's like well you guys you know here like I learned the language There's so good to know the language, but you guys have these words these words it's like one word but it means so many different things like yeah they're like what are you talking about we don't have like Spanish is way

worse for that you know and say no no no no like you have the word chip like you eat a chip you have the word chip like you you travel on a chip if you don't want to spend a lot of money your chip chip. And I swear to God, that is true. So when this happened, Carly and I were both like, yes, Nora, yeah, bitch, isn't it? My God. So I think somewhere around here, I just wrote down that Cameron's talking about how Deandra shoved a curic pod of her ass And the funny thing is when they showed that was last week, I think right? They were like the whole beauty pageant thing and remember I think I even said it on the podcast

I was like I thought the episode to be over and then they tacked on this random scene of Deandra like doing the talent portion of their beauty contest and there was like the thing with a cup or whatever like okay And what I'm loving is that we are starting to see that this curicub is going to be the backbone of like the next four episodes You stuck a cake up up your ass. She just keeps saying cake up I was like what's a cake up and she gets herself more and more of you know, the carrot cup. Yeah, it's like her own personal cake up is going up. Yeah. Yeah Make it backwards. I mean, I do make it in the cake up market. I Mean, it's got some decency and using nescafe And Cameron's like, well, I've been around horses my whole life

my dad I've been around horses my whole life. My dad was a polo player. Well, that explains a lot. We all marry our fathers, don't we? Yeah. I mean, actually, if court was sitting on a horse, it would all come. It would all make sense, I'm telling you. Well, polo is actually one of those dangerous sports

in the entire world. How dare you? Wow, I can test the barbell. This football brain and this whole low brain. A lady does not stick a cake up her ass unless she asked me to do it for her. So, so then they're sitting there and like, here's the thing that's great about this episode for me, you know, like, because we were talking about four and you were like,

there were not a lot of like fighting happens happen, but there was like lots of like super subtle, passive aggressive like territory claiming, because then like brand they're all talking about this cake up thing or whatever, and Brandy turns to Deandra's like, I love it when you're yourself and you just don't care, which is like, A.K.A. I'm winning you now, and Lance like, and we have to go, oh I can't stay up after just four hours and not a drink in my zone people like Texas little baby. Yeah, and like the world of pacifagression that was taking a saber and just like slicing

some zanna off I was like yes that's how I respond that's how I operate in life. Very pacifagressively with very very subtle things that really no one picks up on except for me, but I get so satisfied when I say them. Like the smallest shit. I think today I said something like, oh, that's a cool bowl. And I was like, yes! Yes!

I got it out. And I was like, what? It's like, what adequate service you gave us. Thank you. Yeah. Anyway, so now they get to the rodeo and there's like a parade of bowls, bowls, and they're just watching it and Cameron's like, Oh my god, they're so cute. Those are cute. She's shocked to see bowls, like she's never seen a bowl before, so like,

Whoa. They're cute. They're not even unleashes Do you think they'd like some pink bull food? Yeah, they should do laps. Yeah, are they gonna come back? Like the bull comes back here and trouble I Know you're the closest thing to red here, you know, like seeing pink. So they go into a bar. Now we're entering a section where I'm

just going to be filled with rage because one thing friend is an awful human being and someone needs to stop her. Okay. Here it is. She's not a good friend. She's not a good person. She's not a very good outswife. She's just not good. Get her out of my face with your fart jets. I told you, I warned you, I warned you, rage isn't coming. Here's why this whole thing is mocking people for being older than her. She's got a lot of like 50-year-old lady jets, which bitch,

who do you think I watch on you, too? Who do you think I am? And who do you think I am? Exactly. I'm like, don't hurt Liza. You know, like I get like obsessed. And Matt. But then, she's also the one who's traveled with a fucking funnel

in her purse. Because her head, so she could do beer bomb shots. Like, who's trying to be under now? Skank! Well, I just... I'm sorry, but that was mad. I feel better now, skank! Well, I just... I'm sorry, but that was mad. I feel better now, though. No, that was good. You had to get out. It was like when I shamed that bowl, an actual bowl.

Yeah, I go grab that teetus. Yeah, so she brings it beer by the thing is with Brandy, what bothers me. I don't hate her as much as Rhino's. I'm like whatever, but I'm just like not on her team. But what bothers me is that like she thinks this is like hilarious and it's not it's like a beer But it's like you brought a funnel. It's like okay like if I saw someone bring a funnel to a bar. I'd be like What is wrong with you like you're like an adult? That's I saw someone bring a funnel to the bar. I'd be like what an insecure needy person. Yeah, I'm Fucking them later

Cuz I'm a man So yeah, Leanne's like you just care around the funnel, but they're not think of that shit But this is great because this is where you know Leanne has spent the first half of this episode being indignant like, well, uh, Ro! But now this one, she's like, well, can't beat him, drawing him. So now they're like, now they're gonna start doing this beer bomb, you know? Can't be like, no! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I did a champagne bong in college, which by the way, if you've ever actually done a beer bong, a champagne bong is 10 tons worse.

Yeah. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer.

I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I'm sorry, I'm not beer. I, yeah, Brandy's like, you're a turnlion, you're a turnlion. Oh no, she says, uh, Dan-Dra. And of course, Dan-Dra's just like, desperate at this point. Like, she's like, man, and she's like, yeah, I love the D-B-A-Bombs. I'm gonna pack up the girls now. I'm gonna have the lunch table now.

I'm gonna meet my mother. I'm gonna meet my mother. I'm gonna pack up my mother. Look, she takes a whole cake of beer. You know, just trying to impress the young person I'm like this is so awkward. You know that like Deandra's the type that like lifts up that funnel I'm gonna put it down D's face is right there. I'm like what are you doing missy? You know

It's like my greatest nightmare. You know do you know how many times D's say man's appears in her mirror horror movie style You know that thing like well just me at home and I gonna just splash some water on the face like Hard not good morning So brand at least I'm like all right. I don't know when to ask but I This is and then this is when Brandy's like, it must be sad feeling left out at 51. Like fuck you. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, she's just not nice. But then Leanne is so like desperate because the appa says leading up to this, and I'm not drinking because these ladies don't want me to be crazy and threaten threatens threaten to slit their throat so I'm just not gonna drink and now it's you know I don't know if anyone's ever like gone through with draws where you quit something or you're trying to overcome addiction and you all this time you've been telling yourself the most horrible thing is addiction and the reason I do this and the reason I have these feelings is because of addiction the reason brand is a dick is because I'm addicted and it just makes me want to slither through and then you're sober and you realize no it doesn't matter fun

Dr. sober a bitch is a bitch so she's like, fuck it, I'm drinking! Good for you, welcome back, bitch. And thank God for that, because Leigh-Hen does the beer bomb. And then let's see if I can actually make an authentic one. I wasn't gonna chuck the whole thing. For that, I would need a proper pint glass. I was trying to get up enough to make a burp. I was trying to get enough bud lighting to do a burp, but either way this is Leanne, this is my attempt at Leanne burping. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Oh

Like the rip in the sky my horses with red eyes start flying up Teradakto's come flying up from the earth don't ever give her a beer again What were those noises her head head starts going around. The circles. Girl no. And she's like, it's like water. Boon. Boon. Yes, like whales mating totally. Oh my god, that's so beautiful when they do that. I'm never eating an animal again. You're all killers So uh, Dan just like Well, Liam just can't keep up with me brandy. I just can't do it My god, okay, Dan. I'm sure they got us to the popular girls table and now she is like fully doing like Lilo and mean girls, you know

Growing up in El Paso, Texas. I saw reality says before they came out okay. EP bitch. Smoking at the Chola wall. Some new Chola would come up every six months or so and try to dethrone the main Chola bitch. The first person to sharpie on triangles to their eyebrows wins. You're not gonna beat her at Dandra. I get that you got you. I get that you're mine. their eyebrows wins. You're not gonna beat her, Dandra. I get that you got, I get that you're fun. You can yell, you're gonna clean in your own way, but you're not dethroning Leanne. She will kill you.

Do you understand? I want Leanne to go back the days of the crazy blush because that was like her battle, her battle paint. She's like, I'm going into war. Uhhhhhh. She's basically doing like the math and the mahogany thing. I'm going into war She's basically doing like the math of a goni thing rose out like So they next is them obligatory mechanical bullseeing right yeah, so Honestly, we're gonna make fun of camera Cameron a lot, I'm sure right now, but did anybody else

think that this was like the sweetest bull they've ever seen? I saw it and I was like, what an adorable little combo. This is like, I'm like so cute. And it was a robot. It was a robot. So Brandy, he just told us last week that she's only had sex with one man in her entire life

even as a Dallas cheerleader LOL Okay Okay, and I'm not saving it either. I'm just saying like why would you waste time as a cheerleader to fuck Brian? I mean It's like you've just been given an entire buffet of dick So anyway, she's like this isn't my first rodeo. I was like well, that's baby steps And the deandras like the different to be riding a bull on my husband is that I'm usually facing the other way Look at my mother

Did that make anybody else sad when she said that? Didn't make you kind of sad? He's like, face the wall, baby, face the wall. Now that you say it, you're hard. I came L-22 times. So then it's time for Leanne. Leanne's like, all right, I'm gonna win her over. And the first step is to do a Robix. And she, she jumps on that bowl like she's carrying strong.

She's like, she just picks up the bowl like she's in that steemit class. What were you just pick up random shit like big tires? What is that? Crossfit crossfit. Yeah, she's like You know that you know later that night like that mechanical bowl when told its other mechanical bowl friends like yeah I had a hard day. I wrote it on the end today. It was hard She's like if you can't crush the man's chest with your thighs you ain't riding a bowl She's like if you can't question man's chest with your thighs you ain't riding a bowl

When is our wedding date bowl? Then Cameron is like everyone else got on that bowl I don't want to be a party pooper high ball She's like it's it's like Cameron get on a fucking bowl. Oh my god. Oh, man. You only think better should we try to? I don't want to be the ball you're good. No, no, you just use that as the ball Okay, I'll be lian I guess I'll be observing. I don't know, we're just two cams up here. We're gonna protect the laptop. And that's why I wasn't the bull. For people who do not have the privilege of being here, Ronnie is now fully on the ground. About to pull.

Okay, it's a full contact podcast. This is how much she gets at. Ha ha. It never moves faster than this. I am going to fall. And that's why you gotta come to a live show, people. I'm always trying to sell those tickets. Always trying to sell those tickets always trying to sell those tickets Guys weren't those guys who were making the bogus so nice they didn't even move the bowl

Liam's like I can ride a boat and they're like She's off like Like went home with the brain amurism, you know, I wasn't even operating the bowling Liam's eyes You just pulling out of it. No that threw her off the bull was just trying to get away So I liked cam's response her like her big takeaway she goes Being on a wild moving animal It's making me feel one with the rodeo Mmm I can feel one with the rodeo. Mmm. I'm wondering how long I took anyone to break her heart. I don't know, it was a robot.

You were on a robot for the entire time. So now they go off the rodeo. It's like, rodeo, rodeo, rodeo. And then we then cut to... We then cut to carry... back at the house She's like getting her house redone by Annie Lennox or something Or at least in here

Yeah, can run a closet like you can run a marathon fed eat not much right not much Yeah, can run a closet like you can run a marathon feddy not much right not much No much um so these people they They're modeling they're they're closet after a fendy store downtown like enough like that just ridiculous Just make a closet get some hangers in a pole and like some shelf go to container store like all the rest of us do and enjoy like a fendy store That's just like obnoxious because you're not a fendy store, okay? And then what's even worse is that mark is getting a Multini stove or whatever it's a $75,000 stove that's only professionals and since he likes to cook

He's gonna get a professional great stove like shut the fuck up. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And it should be fun, you know. It should be fun watching people spend a lot of money on stupid things. But the fat look, I believe in marriage, okay. And when people get married, I kind of want to work even when they're horrible human beings. But when all you can talk about are closets, when everybody says your husband is gay, it's just I'm sorry. Yeah I This is not an episode you want to wave red flags in there or bulls in this episode

A flaming a flaming stove top doesn't help either Yeah, fuck you and your stupid steve top and then she's like oh, we saw him in Italy And Mark was like totally into the show So I was like okay, I mean because the mic was it's gonna cost it $1,000,000 or so no game art But don't you think it's gonna be a little hot cuz it's not like a regulated stove, you know You get your stuff from Best Buy even the most expensive one it can only go so high You know why cuz your house will burn fucking down. Yeah okay? This is American, our houses are made out of paper and like glue.

Yeah. It's not Italy where everything's stone, okay? You don't need like a $75,000 stovetop to sauté some mushrooms, I'm sorry. Your stove shouldn't cost more than your face. And then, it's a general rule, okay? You're gonna melt all the work that you paint for. The wisdom that we take. And then Carrie just decides that she's going to wedge in a storyline.

She's like, you know, find this new stoke top and going to Fendi Store. It makes me really want to repair relationships with my, my strained relationship with my dad. Where'd that come from? I think she's really saying my dad's always been a fucking asshole to me and I want him to sit here and look at my $100,000 stuff. Look at the money I want him to come up stairs. Into my $100,000 closet. And then I want to say goodbye, you deadbeat motherfucker.

Get out. I think she's going to burn down the house. And then I want to say goodbye you deadbeat motherfucker get out And then she is going to burn down the house She's like I want you see all the money that we have and that we are willingly going to burn with our stove Just saying to see that dad Anyway, thank God that's over So then we go back to drink and drink it at the bowl place. Yeah So Dan was like, congratulations. This is going to be the best birthday ever.

I just feel it. It's going to be the best birthday ever, you guys. And V calls. She's like, fuck you. You're not a student. You've accomplished nothing at the birthday. So Cameron's, Cameron, they're all sitting around and Cameron asked Brandy like so how's it feel to be with us without Carrie and Steph? Brandy is like is it hard? Do you feel different? Do you feel classier?

So Brandy is like she has like the bitch's response. She's like well you know the girls are just different and I feel like, she has like the bitchie's response. She's like, well, you know, the girls are just different. And I feel like I'm just like, I bring out a lot more fun when I'm around you guys. And Leanne goes, versus who? And she's like, well, you know how you aren't some kind of high society. OK, look, Brandy is right. You know, it's annoying hanging around all those charity

bitches. And I remember the first season when Leanne's trying to pretend she's all fancy because she's like a charity broker or whatever she does. I get it, it's obnoxious. And I think she's right. But your personality is that horrible that I would now rather see Heidi in that 80 year old lady

in her crazy rock t-shirts, like being mean to people. I'd rather see her snotty ass than your whisper ass. You know what I mean? So same on you for being back to me. Wasn't it Heidi who shamed Carrie who was like you want to have another enchilada? I'm just like I can't leave this party. Yeah, that's what I heard honey that your husband slept with his nanny and his Manny was you or whatever she said. So now Cameron has really one of my favorite monologues of the episode. She's like, I always want to have a high standard for myself. In the Westcott family.

Okay, but we were getting signals. Rhonda, your drink is here. Oh, thank you guys. Oh my god. Oh, it's water. Thank you. Thank you Mon log mon log in the Westcott family We hold each other accountable and if I ever do what Deandra Simmons did putting plastic in my butt I would never forgive myself for that. And it just started to be... It's a fear that she has, the fear. If my mother saw that, I'm like,

your mother-in-law is about to watch footage of you. Getting on that bowl. One of the saddest threats. I mean, at this point, I feel like even your mother is up, your mother-in-law is like, please shut out of K-Cut. Please. I mean they would help the charity. If you're gonna make us all look stupid anyway on TV, go all the way. It looks like fight cancer. Yeah, you know. Get our charity some sex.

Would you like Hazel not our French vanilla? I called them K cups because I'm like K Never Suddenly I'm like all right look Brandy one thing you don't understand is that if you come from a legacy family like Simmons who wedge caught? You're watched closer than if you're just some ginger trellotrack from Plana. Okay? You got an inter-society to understand what's in the store. Do you understand what I'm saying?

And Brandy's like, she is trying to pretend that she's one of these people. No, not here's the thing. Leanne knows she ain't one of the people. She makes commissions off whoever she hooks up in these charities as a charity broker. It's like I as a waiter I talk to my guests. I don't think I'm one of my guests. I don't I don't eat their food but I still talk to them, you know. Yeah. I'm still having a job, Brandy. Try it. Yeah. So Cameron now bears her soul and she's like There's a lot of pressure for sure Yeah, but the people I surround myself with like various distributors They're like me, so I don't feel that much pressure because dial society is very conservative

Unfortunately, I am conservative, so I feel right in I'm too. I mean, she's basically, this year, she wasn't saying it like a political conservative. She's basically saying like, luckily all my friends are prudent, and I'm a prude. So we can all be prudes together. I'm like, wow. I like that. When everybody has to stick up your ass, you don't just feel like a popsicle or a mouth. You're like a popsicle on a pack.

We're a variety pack, but we're still all popsicles. And so, Vanders, like, well, I understand. Because I feel like I'm pretty sure too. And he is so difficult being this kind of a lot. When you feel pressure like that, mother, and I'm ready to be me. I'm ready to be me. I'm ready to be me. No, you're not. You're ready to take a product that already existed

under your mother's umbrella and put it in a plastic pouch, bitch. It's not like you're coming out with slap bracelets or something new for you. We are not doing a pouch, okay? We're not doing a pouch. Jars, we're only doing jars, no pouches! Okay, so they start having to rinse the bones. Yeah, I heard you're, you know what I'd laugh. It's like, we told these guys, it was a dumb episode, we'll probably be here 15 minutes,

you know? Yeah, look, I was like, what time is it? I just sucked in my time and I was like, oh my god. Okay. There's not much left, though. There's not much left, though. No, no, I'm not complaining, but that's when I start going,

I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Like towards the end, it's like right before the... So Deandra's talking about like society and everything, and she's like the best piece of advice My dad gave me was have fun beat the fun person you are And not me so may have heard like did you hear what you just said you're crying? I tried to be the fun person I'll tell you said I'm the fun person fun Like thanks, yeah, my daddy passed away. I decided now it's time to take his advice

It's like no, it's not it was when he was alive He was saying stop being so stuck up and go out and have some goddamn fun and then she dies like what he doesn't get you enjoy that Just pointing that in so Randy's like, um, but I could never be part of I society Like I could never do that. I'm like, yeah, no, you couldn't yeah good call Cheerleader so I could never do that. I'm like, yeah, no, you couldn't. Yeah, good call. Do you lead him? So, Leanne is now very concerned about Deandra. She's very alarmed about the path that Deandra is going down with under Brandy's tutelage.

She's like, I'm a little concerned with Deandra behaving like Brandy because she grew up in a society that uplifted her, and now she's just turning her blood cheeks and letting the cake up drop out on top of all of them. I was like, that's not quite the mev or I would have gone for, but I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm really like, um, Dan Draup for your birthday. I know you really like this necklace and it was too expensive for you to buy with the other $5,000 you spent. So once you went outside and I asked for the guys to have it free, which is why I'm going

to see their store name again right now. I love the candy at Central Market. That it do me. And so I'm going to give this to you so that you can understand what it's like to be yourself for one time. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's from our store. Oh my god. Leanne her just had just rolls off at that point. She's like my head separated from my own body and then I shout on it I can't even I can't even I'm gonna go find that egg of all crannin kill right now You like so many horror movie references tonight. I don't know what is this a sticky podcast So Danra immediately falls for and the ants like huh like, huh, guess what camera drew good at?

They're like sitting on stakes. Nope. Judging anything? No. Well, we know what they suck at dick. Okay, I'll tell you. Playing basketball with those basketball machines. Come on, Cameron.

So they gotta play those little basketball machines. I love sport. I caught those basketballs don't even have leashes on him. Ha ha ha ha ha. So now it's time for a basketball. I swear, think about it. We are not taking the baskets out of basketball, who's Dan Drew?

So there are Cameron and Lee and her playing basketball and Dan Drea and Brandi are over there. Is there another one I don't remember who cares? So there's Dan just like Joyce. Joyce, how do you do? Of course. Joyce. Hashtag. Justice for Joyce. Joyce, the friendly idiot ghost. And she is on every other cell so In the most ever we bonded with this $1 necklace now I gotta tell you

I'll take not to be friends with you you are dangerous and you're gonna kill somebody I was like here we go here we go again. She really I mean that was like so that was a Here we go again. She really I mean that was like so that was a That was a slap in the back. That was your best friend young lady. She threw her for her friendship She just made a week ago with Brandi. I did not appreciate that personally And you know what Brandi goes you know what? Leanne saying those things about me like just a second after we made up is a real slap in the face I'm like, oh no, you know what a slap in the face is? Oh, real slap in the face. And you're gonna get a face. And I can't wait to see you get it.

And then Brandy now Brandy's only the victim. She goes, I thought we were moving forward. So why you encouraging other people not to be friends with me. I'm like, you know, it's funny that you say that because I have a memory of last season when you and Leanne were friends and then you start becoming friends with Steph and then you told Steph oh Leanne said I should be friends with you so let's not forget that you did the same thing or something like that. I don't know if I got it right but I feel like it's right. So then we go over to Liam and Cameron, who's shooting basketball like this. What? What? I mean, it's like, I'll be shooting. So they're talking.

She's like, all right, enough of this. What do you think of that bull shit with Brains, Ian Dainter and Luke? And Cameron goes, um, one thing that, um that Dandruff doesn't understand is you or she was so she would. Yeah. I'm like, that's all well and good, but you're doing a scene with a woman who literally assaulted a trolley.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. If D'Andra, D'Andra's forgetting where she came from, if D'Andra continues to hang out with Brandy, what's next? I'm just like, cut to Deandre robbing a bank. You know, that's a slippery slope.

Oh my God, we are so bonded, we are so bonded, we are so, we are such a cool girl. Let's drive into that canyon. So, they get back together and they start doing mind-dancing and Leanne is like, fuck this, I'm just gonna get fucked up. Yeah, what am I gonna do hang out with the giraffe the whole time? I mean Jesus Christ. She tried to lecture a basketball hoop. I'm getting fucked up I don't care. So Leanne just starts getting to be Leanne which will show home, you know.

Yeah exactly. Good God. I mean if a bar hasn't been mopped up by Leanne's weave, Leanne hasn't really been there. Yeah. So Leanne does the best, she's like, there's only one way to cock block Brandy, and that is to physically get in her way.

So she gets up and she's just... What's the about that Brandy? And she's just Which need about that brandy I can move to You have a ginormous net I never knew that Well, it's a thrill of portraying Last time was up here and your net was down here like that's that's crazy My rock up here and your net was down here like that's crazy my rocker I was like checking his fantasy football I know that because we talked about earlier I'm in their house I'm in that house I'm doing how's it going

I thought the whole show would be that right oh I love you head to it's like down over there quite yeah I played basketball too There's actually a crap and spin. I can't down. Down, down, down. We're in the hum stride. Last time. I can meditate and I know the point. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reason why it doesn't a day yet for the one is he scared of Leanne that really did feel good though right? That was the cleansing Mimic her okay. Thank you Now we go back to Brandy's house

Now we go back to Brandy's house. God damn it. I was just in the middle of a trap. Wait, wait, wait, wait, distracting you? What's what is it? What's distracting you been? I've got to hit the meditation. Okay. Don't don't start me again. I'm telling you it's a it's a cue anyway So after this lap dance truly a great moment the most giftable moment of the episode is that Leanne gets on the dance floor and an effort To out Brandy Brandy. I'm not I does not even have, brandy. I'm not, I, there's not even enough room to do it here. No, no, there's no room. Now we have to do it. She starts doing these like yoga dance. I don't know. She had her legs behind her ears.

She was rolling around. What are you doing? It doesn't look fun. It's like painful what she's doing. It's like, she's like... I we know what's on those floors. Anyway. And then lian Then lian once she's no other dancing she just drapes herself over Deandre she goes Oh my My bitch she's

Her eyelashes jump from her eye to the address weave Man, I just The only thing that could have made it better is if she mounted the endro like she did that bullet She did she fucked members she did the lot dance for the android Which you know, so now next. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we'll bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back.

So now, we're going to do that. So now Stephanie shows up. We saw violence used to be the next day, and Stephanie shows up saying, you should I just walk in, but your door was locked. I have no boundaries. Isn't that a storytelling wrap up when that scene with Andrew starts with Liam? Someone left their door unlocked and now the last thing happens with her being like,

Oh my God, get your door locked. It's like Texas, you know, the real housewives of Texas. Door locked stories, you know, it's like they all come to a close. This show's art. This show is high art. Yeah. So, uh, so Stephanie gets there and she starts talking about Italy, she starts talking about how she was doing some sort of like, she starts doing some sort. Hahaha.

Stephanie, uh, yeah, she's like, Oh my god, Italy'll be pretty amazing. She won't believe it. They have streets made out of bricks, but they're not real bricks. They're like, curvy bricks. They're so weird. I was like, how did they put them together? I think my married just going great.

I think my married is going great. What was up with you? What was up with you? And Brian is like, the answer horrible human being, and she's going to die alone. So there's that. Stephanie actually said, we had a treasure hunt at the Vatican.

I was like, oh my God. How does that work? It's not a treasure hunt for you, it's a treasure hunt for them. Your children are the treasure. Did they get them out of there? Did they rob the system chapel? I'm sorry, but fuck them

They earned every bit of that So yeah, Brandy's like oh me high band up rally the girls for a rodeo I'm not a radio but that, you know, the end like starting getting weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird

and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and It's Brandy, not drunk. I hate sober Brandy. At least drunk Brandy is like, hi, this is my opinion. sober Brandy is like. I don't squint. I don't squint. She said I was squint, I don't squint. She said I was squinty. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

And by the way, Brandy, you're not allowed to do the, can you believe she said I was squinty? There's only one woman on Bravo who's allowed to be like that. And her name is Countess Leanne. Leanne. Who's believe it? She said I was quinting me! I have eyes of an Empress! Wow!

Whoa! Whoa! Luann. That's it. I just wanted to get in one Luann reference. You gotta get a Luann and then, Rhysau. Even if I have to wedge it in at the end. Uh, money can't buy you clap, but it can

Money can't buy you a cure rig But they can't buy you an enormous house. What city is this again? Look at all these distributors around distributor Money can't buy you the strimmigun around to strep it out money camp are you just running so Stephanie is like um but yeah like the answer like so nice to me and I'm like I just don't know I'm gonna judge

people based on people and I like what other people say to like judge people on yeah you guys have you noticed that she's always looking up at something she's like On the ceiling like watching heaven tennis. Yeah, she's watching Brandy's kids on the ceiling I think brewed is in the ceiling paddling oh my god that is in the shape of a baby. Oh, it's a baby. That's your actual baby.

That's funny. So she's like, I see someone. He's trying to change. It needs to change. And Randy's like, that's the way I think. When it feels I can't be friends with her. Hey, do you have friends with her? You never will be.

Yeah. And you can all lose this one. And you screwed her first anyway. She screwed her first last season, so turn about this fair play. The music stopped when she said that, like she just said something crazy. And then it was just her mom and Stephanie like... So... And then it's like, next week on the real half of the day. Fucking so. I love it. I love it. I love it. I hope if any of you guys are like not Dallas fans, but watch it for this show

I hope you guys become Dallas fans because it's so fucking good. It is so good. Thank you to this wonderful, wonderful city. We hope and hope you've been as before. Love you guys. Thank you, Devin. Thank you, Devin. Marley and Prince, I read all my family. I love you guys. I'm so lucky to have you.

Thank you guys so much. I love Devin. I love you guys. I am out of breath. Just kidding. Bye guys. Bye, second. Oh.

Oh. Bye guys! And one thing we have a couple of prizes. Rory! Rory! Oh my god! Rory made the single greatest thing that we have ever received at a crap and show. Rory made a... Well she took a game of guess who and changed all the names to it to little Bravo characters. We will put pictures of it online, it is the most amazing thing. Rory, that was the best thing. Wow, to alter it, you guys. Sorry I barked, you guys.

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