Watch What Crappens - RGIP: Catch Me If You Cannes

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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I tried to explain the prefecture, how hard I tried to get the paperwork, but didn't work out. The prefecture is mean. Gonna say that right now. Poor Casey. It's real girlfriends in Paris day and in honor of Casey being ejected from France and sent back to America, I had a very American morning, I went to Target, I went to McDonald's.

That was it, but it felt like, I just felt like I was living the American dream this morning. So that was an honor. You sure were. You woke up and chose capitalism this morning. That's your share. I did. I really did.

I really just like, I dove straight into it. Okay. In fact, I woke up this morning and hour earlier than my alarm because some building nearby, their alarm went off. Like, their alarm alarm went off. So woke me up and my mind was racing and I think that was like, it wasn't so much an alarm. I feel like it was a call to action like Ben, do something American right now. I was like, I'm going to target at McDonald's. So there it was. Well, our target is finally back up and there was a fire in there.

I know. So they were close for a long time. Because apparently they don't really target water sprinklers in targets. Yeah, it's like if there's a little fire in the front, the whole store gets out. So, you know, bye, bye, everything in target. Cause someone literally recycling bin on fire. It's like, I'm on a home. Yeah, by Joanna games, by Chrissy Teigen, you know, Lazy Susan's by active Susan's that were there shopping. Yeah, I actually have a lazy Susan from Target by Chrissy Teigen.

I didn't notice by Chrissy Teigen. My mom gave it to me as a gift. That's so funny. And it just cracks me up every time I use it. Like Chrissy Teigen has a lazy Susan. It's not funny. I didn't think you has a lazy Susan. It's not funny. You wouldn't think. I've never sold your lazy Susan yet.

My lazy Susan, I was like turning it to get mustard to my side of the table and it told me to count myself. So, hey, has your lazy Susan been announcing that she's leaving Twitter recently but then comes back with a lazy again? She sure does, man. Well, welcome back, Chrissy Teigen, lazy season. A lazy Chrissy.

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It has? Yeah. God, why am I just noticing that? I was like, oh my God, I love it. Well, there's a lot to take in, you know, between the eye to the tower and, you know, history. You know, sometimes you forget the font right in the middle. I did, I did forget.

I was like, love it. Also, I just saw, I don't know if you noticed this, two things I noticed, you know, after hours of watching this. Richer why is a producer on this? Do you recognize that name? That's what I know. I know it's what I was of doubtless. I mean, when is somebody gonna hit a trolley?

I know. Well, I noticed that as well, and I thought it was so funny that like this has the same pedigree as real housewives of Dallas, because they are such different shows. But I have to applaud Rich by for having, you know, range in his repertoire. I mean, that's more you can say than for like George Clooney, you know? Hey, how dare you? You're saying George Clooney doesn't have range. Have you seen this different haircuts?

I mean, he was known for that Caesar cut and now look at him. He's like a dad, you know, and every day dad and it looks great. Yeah. George Clooney has two voices, George Clooney voice and Southern George Clooney voice. And that's just all you get. But he's very consistent in his tired face. I'm sorry, George Clooney. I didn't mean to drag you through this,

and especially knowing that Julia Roberts is a real housewives fan and could be listening, this could get back to him very quickly. Yeah, it was probably the one celebrity we have that listens, and he just turned us off. I don't know why I just like decided. I just like out of left field, I just went for a George Clooney bash. I'm sorry. What is his wife's name?

I'm all I'm all I'm all I'm all he's like I'm all I'm done That's it their voices were annoying, but somehow pleasant after you get used to it, but I cannot take the slander and she's like, but the thing is that they're not necessarily lying. We have a mall on our side. I love a mall like the smartest person in the world would actually listen. No, no, everybody out there. Hey, wait a minute. I think the rest of the world just turned us off with George Cleedy.

Come on, you know what I mean. Well, you know, when she's writing papers about important things that happen in the world, you know, she needs a release, and I'm sure we provide that for her. Yes, she's like finance, finance, charity, charity. Shut up, Kyle! Stupid thing! Oh, God, it just feeds me. Feeds.

You never know. Anyway, God, it just affines me. Fees. You never know. Anyway, here's what we do know. Casey was not the person to take down the French bureaucracy. The French bureaucracy, the famous French bureaucracy, was not going to bend to a lady carrying an Nintendo switch in her bra, unfortunately. No, but she's really trying it with her Fredericks of Hollywood, um,

90 thing that she's wearing with a turban in bed. You gotta love it. Gotta give her credit for going out with a bang, you know. Yeah. So she tells us, um, my visa was about to expire. So I went to the prefecture and I showed them all the ways I was trying to figure out the pathway. Like Mario has this brother and they lived together and they always wear the same color. I mean like one wear thread and one wear grain. But then these mushrooms keep getting on their way while they're

trying to save the world from it dragon. It didn't go the way I planned. So after you go home. Yeah, when I said that I was enlisted to save Princess Peach that apparently did not qualify as employment in France, only the mushroom kingdom. So anyway, gotta go back to LA. Yeah. So she's gotta go back and she pulls a bed and she's in bed, you know, like I said, her nightie and whatever. And she's like, what did I get from McDonald's last night? She rolls over in bed and reaches out of the ground. And you see, you can think ahead when you're wasted and you're like, I want something in the morning like an eggplant muffin, but I don't want to get up to get it.

Hey, I'll get it right now and just leave it on the floor besides my bed. Yeah. I want to know from our friends in France, because we do have listeners in France who have actually chimed in with a few little comments here and there to be like, you know, like FYI, this is what's going on. Idiot. Idiot.

Idiot. And then they mine. But then, but I do want to know, French McDonald's is there, are there like unique French McDonald's things there? Because I was more, but like, but like wonderfully unique, or is it just like blah? Because in my mind, I'm thinking,

you're about to leave the country and you're gonna complain a little bit later about like, I'm gonna miss all the French food. I'm like, well, why are you using one of your last meals on McDonald's? Okay, I love McDonald's, but I live here. Okay, I live in McDonald's. Yeah, because those French McDonald's, it's different.

Remember when we were in Montreal, which is not France, but it's a French-ish part of Canada, and they had different things in McDonald's. They had those fries with the gravy. What's that called? Poutine. And they had like chocolate croissants, I think, there. They had a lot of good stuff there at that McDonald's.

It's a very also different kick cats, kick cat bars. People were like, oh my God, you have to try the different kick cats. Yeah, we did. And they were like, excellent. Candy. It's wonderful. So anyway, so she's long. Yeah, France today. We're just really, we're just so proud of all our French-speaking countries. We've got a lot of France today. Franceida. It sounds like Toya, Fransida. So anyway, so she's gonna, she's gotta leave the country. So meanwhile, not to be out done, we've got Margot,

the queen of laziness. I guess Casey really is the queen because she actually got herself kicked out of a country for being lazy. But Margot, she's just lying on her side and she's like, I hope I don't look hyper stressed. You definitely don't, because I don't think there's anything in your life

that is stressing, like there's no obligations in your life right now, beyond, I guess, I don't know, making sure your refrigerator's still working. It's just so her to open up the show in the fetal position, getting a tattoo. I know. Margot cracks me up. This episode was so margot, like everything about it was just like a testament to Margot. So yeah, she's getting an ear tattoo and she's like, the ends up on her finger, right? I'm so confused. Yeah, I, she ended up with a finger tattoo.

Like, did the lady just get get does she have like a tattoo artist It's this tired as her and just couldn't make it all the way up to the ear. I know why is your ear crying? I don't know, but she's but she's like French people don't really like marking themselves It's like saying you don't put a sticker on a Bentley But it's something I really enjoy because I was sort of considered myself like a Honda Elantra, you know But it's something I really enjoy because I was sort of considered myself like a Honda Alon tro, you know. But it's something I really enjoy. So I have a heart here.

And I have a cherry here. And then I have goga, which is my nickname here. I was like, well, the little Chuchu sounds you're making just to say here. It's like, okay, it shows over. Margot said the three tattoos. It took 90 minutes. I also I also love that like her whole season arc is about lacking motivation and focus, but her nickname is go-go. Like maybe more like like no, no, or I mean, that's already taken on Bravo. But stood on couch, sit on couch.

So then she shows us another tattoo. That's called that she's like, oh, and here's my big misspelled tattoo. It says momenta, momenta, mori, which means, means momentum towards death, not remembered. Like I love that. She just has marked on her body or remember, remembrance that she's just hurtling towards the grave. While she sits on her dog piece of, uh,

poor girl. Why is she? Oh, I thought you said dog piece of, uh, and I was like waiting to hear the end. Sorry. That was awkward. No, I was, oh, you thought I was mark. I mark on the line for you. here at the end, sorry, that was awkward. No, I was, oh, you thought I was Mark. I Mark owe the line for you. Yeah. You sure Mark owe that one up. But yeah, she's hurtling towards death.

I mean, I like that one better. I feel like that one's more awesome. You know, it's more honest. And yeah, and it's kind of an awesome tattoo to have like, the artling towards death. How's your day? Also, she tells the tattoo artist while she starts working with shoes.

Yeah, make it real small and dainty, like Haley Bieber is old tattoo artist. She's the one that did this. I just saw a random one of our, what? I just saw Haley Bieber had a whole rant about Halloween, I think today, or guest day, where she was like, pagan holiday.

How's that? That's crazy. That's crazy. Yes, talk about it. I don't want to hear it again. Well, I don't have it in front of me, but apparently it was actually, she was re-gramming something.

It wasn't her original words, but it was basically like, I am a Christian, and for me, it's like, like Halloween, it's like paganism. And, and, you know, I'll say, I for me it's like Halloween. It's like paganism and you know, I can't even like, I can't read it to you. Yeah, you read it. I just like to pretend it's Margot. Because the question is what about Halloween? And she goes, I'm a Christian.

Do you have any idea what that means? Historically, it means I I redefine everything in culture. Pagan Feast of Winter Solstice. Oh, that's not Jesus' birthday. Pagan Feast of Spring planting. Oh, that's not Easter weekend. Pagan Celtic Festival involving dressing up and warding off evil spirits. Oh, now it's all Saints day and we celebrate the victorious church that has overcome by the blood of the lamb. Candy, please!

I'm not afraid of the world. I'm not afraid of any devil or demon or incantation. They are terrified of me. Halloween is now my holiday, and I am claiming all candy for the glory of God and the celebration of sins. What now? I'll dress up, however I like, my favorite characters, pop culture stuff, whatever.

It's my party and you're all invited. I'm alive today and a saint tomorrow. Give me candy. It's a really long tattoo. Mark, I'd love to see how I've got that. I just made that dainty and small. Yeah, that's some, you know, I can't, you know,

it's, that's the exact sort of Instagram post I would expect from the daughter of Stephen Baldwin. So anyway, so then Victoria calls, and Margot's like, I just blew my mind right now, by the way, I didn't know that she was Stephen Baldwin's daughter. She's, yeah, she's Alec Baldwin's niece, which means Bieber. Alec Baldwin is Bieber's uncle-a-maw.

Wow, mind blown. I'm getting a tear tattoo on my hair. That's it. Well, I believe, you know, maybe you were like, Marco, you started to research Haley Baldwin's background, but then just sort of stopped. Haley Bieber, wow, I didn't know. I just like you.

It was a crazy girl that you found in a fan. Now look at the double check. Let me, yes, her father is Stephen Baldwin. Wow, yeah, you're right. That does make a lot of sense. She probably got that from old Stephen. Halloween. Yeah, nice pig and holiday, we renamed.

Wow, I did not know you had a Stephen Baldwin impersonation in you and you knew it. And it's excellent. Thank you. Thank you. So she Baldwin impersonation in you and you do and it's excellent. Thank you. So she gets a call in the fetal position, getting tattooed. I can't stress enough how much I love that. So she gets a call and it's Victoria. Baby!

They're like, baby! And she's like, I'm getting a tear drop with a dot on top. Like, she's about to start but I'm gonna talk to you You know this tattoo artist just wants to stab her. I know right? Victoria's doing her fake. I love that. Oh my god I'm so excited for can Margot's like I know I love canned food. I think I have some tuna later No, remember we're going to can the city down south of France for your family. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that too

Yeah, so she's taking the girls to her family in cam and She's like, yeah the other thing I want to talk to you about is like once again I like changed my business concept. I'm still doing an LLC called the Go Go Concept, but I'm gonna do a label called Just Go Go, and I wanna like do slip presses. So she's good to have an agency for young artistic people, but within that agency umbrella, She's good to have an agency for young artistic people,

but within that agency umbrella, there will be a cheek label called JustGoGo and it's best lip dresses. So, I'm like, okay. Every tour is like, I love this idea, it's very you. So funny.

So, she's like, yeah, I'm gonna do a business plan and then I'm gonna like do samples. And then I'm gonna like get the samples made into dresses. I really want to get this done. Yeah, I'm sure that's all gonna come together while you're lying here on your tattoo bed. And she tells us, I'm totally tapping into the boss bitch of Margot. I am like a totally tapped in. Boss bitch, boss bitch Margot. She's like, does that mean it's done now?

Once I've declared myself a boss bitch, is just go go ready? Is that okay? You need to like learn your brand, you know what I mean? And I usually don't like to say that because I think it's tacky, but you're on TV, your brand is not knowing how refrigerators plug in. You just need to make like a refrigerator circuit breaker, you know, that you can plug it and it won't turn off the electricity and the rest of your house. I would buy that.

Yeah. Yeah. Also, I feel like just go-go, just feels a little Nike-ish to me. And again, the go-go part of it really does not match her personality, despite it being, you know, her, a syllable in her name. So it sounds like a gentleman's club, but it's like warning you right up front that you can't buy blowchops. It's like just go-go. Okay. That's all it is. Don't ask for anything else. Just go, Americans. So then Margot shows her, her hand Victoria over face time and the little tear. And she's like, oh, it's like a tear drop on the face. And Margot's like, yeah, but I didn't kill no one in jail, though.

I mean, I tried. I I actually held a shank and then I just got tired. I just put the shank down and just didn't go through it. And it wasn't really jail. It was like my bathroom, but it was really hard opening the door. So I felt like I was in I was in bathroom jail. When I play a monopoly. I love you baby. I love you baby. Love you. Love you baby. Love you. Love you baby. So now you baby. I love you baby. So now Aja and Margot are walking to Casey's. It's like the next day or something like that.

And the Casey's doorbell rings and then she stands by the door and goes, who is it? Just kidding. Whatever she just like a joke. I'm like when we see her preparing for them to come over and she pulls out the leafs on her table. You know your parents bought everything when you have a leaf table at 20 years old. Okay. Or whatever she is. What does she? She's probably like 27. She's 27. Okay. Yeah. But I feel like that's a parent thing. Like listen, I know it's $5, but what if people come over? I'm not even knowing anybody.

But maybe you will. This one pulls out. Very much. That's very much a parent thing for sure. I love leaves in a table. I love it. I love, I love, you know, I love a circle table, but the truth is you can't expand them, okay?

You can now. Can you? Yeah, say have those circles that pull out and then they become an oval Oh Guess someone hasn't been to lately No, that's because I've got momentum towards death Death spaces.

Dying spaces, that's awesome. You know, that's Margot's brand. Yeah, it's misspelled. I started an LLC called living spaces, but I misspelled it. It's dying space. I'm misspelled it at a whole other word. Spaces are saying perd staff. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I table or a rectangle. And she's like, Ronnie, you can get a circular table that pulls out into an oval. I was like, well, let my ass and call me Annie.

You're right. So your mom's like, finally, we can recreate the opening scene of Roseanne. So, Roseanne did not have a leaf table. Oh, I see what you mean. Just all laughing. Just thinking of me in the center.

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and Casey opens the door. And Margo is it, first we see that she's in a cast. So I thought like, maybe this is what you have to do to heal a hand tattoo, get into a full cast. And then we see she's in a full sling. And then she tells us, I'm just the clumsiest motherfucker in the world. I have a fragile wrist.

It was a hairline fracture. I broke it at nine times. This is my tenth time. She said, I just broke my wrist for the tenth time. Maybe like, maybe slip dresses are like literally her brand. It's like you wear a dress that you can slip in. She should be played by Samuel L. Jackson in the movie. So the tip, she's like, the tip of my hug gets caught up.

I trip and I fly, and the minute I look, it's fully deformed. Poor Margot, like, she does all the things for a meat queue, and there's no handsome guy to catch her. She just breaks her wrists. Like, if you're in Paris, and you're falling over in the street like that like you're in the act one of a romcom and poor Margot can't even get that Yeah, so then there's this huge bowl and it's full of corks and Margot's like Did you drink all of these? She's like, um, yeah, so I wish I didn't have to leave Paris. There's your reason right there, you know?

Like sometimes it's called, like, look at how well traveled I am. And sometimes it's called evidence of an issue. You know what I mean? You are way too young to have a bowl of that big full of quarks. Yeah, and she's like, I just sometimes I just like wish there was like a cheat code. You know, I'm like, well, ma'am, you are a teacher, so maybe, maybe don't want to lean into that for your brand, but that's fine. So Ania shows up and she's like, well, man, you are a teacher, so maybe you don't want to lean into that for your brand, but that's fine. So Anja shows up, and she's like, I think I did my best mamanya job to help

take Kasey, Kasey takes the step she needed to stay, but sometimes anxiety gets the best of people, and they self-sapotage themselves, or just sometimes they're just lazy, I guess, two separate concepts, I guess. So Victoria, Victoria! Big letter, so I just noticed today, comes over. And she's like, baby, I love your apartment! In case he goes, yeah, I am so blessed. I'm so blessed to be kicked out of this entire country and never see this apartment again.

So they do blind cheers, and I'll just like, yeah, we have to do cheers or we're gonna have bad sex for seven years. I love every scene I'm just waiting for Aja to relate whatever is happening to sex. And she doesn't let me down ever. Yeah. And then we get a, the like, if T-pad Emily is not here,

she's probably just like stumbling into another wonderful internship based off of nothing, but come on. And Emily's like, Oh God, I'm so bummed. I can't make it to cases for a party because like I'm in the streets for my grandfather's funeral. It was always very supportive. And you know, always be with me no matter what and I will never forget his name Calvin Klein And they have like a like a vintage like 2009 Apple TV screen saver that pops up showing like pictures of her and her grandfather Just like sliding onto the screen. Oh, yeah, all right. P grandpa. So then I'm in Agna is like um it well

Flowers I'll put them on this accessory table. What is she gonna do with flowers? She's leaving. She's gonna take them on the plane Well, you know she won't get to watch them die slowly like she normally would without water in that Cuz you know that's what that's the fate So um then they have these humongous sandwiches and Margot's like, oh my god, I have like one hand. Like, how am I gonna eat this? Oh my wrist! Okay, that I have no hands.

So basically. I just tripped on my egg again and I'm just sitting. I don't know how I did that. Margot has to eat this. I think it's like a burger. And she has to eat it with like one hand and she's like a burger. They get like a burger. It's like a burger. I think it's a burger. I think it's a burger.

Tossed out. So, but she it's like it's so appropriate. Like she has one hand and she can't like actually figure out how to eat her burger with one hand. So she's going to have a half eaten burger by the end of this episode. Yeah, and Amya's like, where did this come from? You're like a great cook. And Casey says, yeah, I just took like a master class on Uber it. So they bring up something very upsetting to Casey, okay. They bring up something very upsetting to Casey, okay? The trip back to LA to get her whatever. And Casey's like, um, you guys, like I literally have like literally

four literal days to like literally pack literally every literal that I am. So that's a lot, that's a lot you guys. And they're like, well, you're abandoning this apartment. She's like, no, but like I've got to like pack up my laptop and like gifts and and my switch. And on you was like, your switch is that a piece by Van Gogh that I don't know of?

She's like, Margot's like, it's a Nintendo. Nintendo, it's a video game. You don't, this means nothing to you, does it? On you was like, I'm not familiar. So I was just like, I'm a Pisces and I'm a psychic. So always great, but I can see you're gonna end up here. For that dude! You!

And Marga's like, you're home, this is Paris. She's like trying to get a piece of lettuce into her mouth. So Casey just babbles a little bit about how she never expires to define such good friends so quickly in Paris and they all know what it's like to move away from home and they've opened it together. They've all bonded and they're like my family away from my family that I can't see anymore. So anyway, Anasha makes the friend ships toast.

Like there's big ships and there's penis ships and there's vagina ships and there's good fucking ships, but in the end the only ship that matters is friendships with benefit ships. And he went into anal ship. Sorry, I can't help myself. So I'm like, oh, that's so sweet. And Aja is talking about how grateful she is for the fun times with Casey because that's sleepovers. They had like bar nights, like drunk escapades all over Paris and like, she's gonna miss that. And then it cuts to Margot like, uh, I can't eat

this sandwich. I can't do it too It's a beef patty in between two soft pieces of bread. It's too hard. Oh my god. You poor thing here. You're your fingers crying Oh, no, I think your burger is actually hurtling towards death too So let me go to you on your apartment and say Matthew because, you, because you helped me with the firestone event. What do I need to do? Everything? Okay.

Okay. Priority. Let's write down priorities. And he's on his little iPad. He's like, hmm, it's not look at priority right now. We can look at these things when you decide you make a list and then we can go over list and you decide priority. And she's like, hmm, okay, but I'm telling you this,

when I go to calm, I'm definitely bringing my computer up because I'm going to have to work. So it's, it's very, very important. I need to go over this list and make priorities. It's like, all right. So the first thing is, uh, will there be watches? Will there be cycle will there be psycho time X relax?

Matthew, I need you to step out of watch mode please. Okay. Not taken So Cassio buffet Let's start So she's like I'd love for this trip to be a great escape from the awang I'm trying to put together, but the awang is three weeks out. And the theme is surrealist cocktail dinner. Please. You know, my venue is approved.

We're going to be doing this at Chateau Marvelous Miss Miesel. And we do not have any partners yet to sell any high-end creations right now. It's just an empty space. And we're hoping that we can maybe find someone to do a little trunk show. have any partners yet to sell any high-end creations right now is just an empty space and we're hoping that we can maybe find someone to do a little trunk show. I don't know anything and he's like, um, are you hoping to make money at this event? Because between the food and the staff, I will make a profit. I will make a profit.

Yes, but I am trying to imagine what if everything does not go off. Like clockwork, that was a little joke for my friends at watch hunt. Anyway, if someone buys stuff from the event, then great. But if they don't, then you get nothing out of it. Okay, I'm saying you'll be broke, you'll be poor, you'll be pop, pop, pop, it's okay, no risk out and for you, okay? So if the event is the main source of income, is it the event or the tours, which is the main source? The tours are just my side hustle, Matil. My song, the first one is my main hustle. It's like about one not to reverse it and then side

events will be decided asel. I know my creativity is good and I know that I can make it hard my own and I know that you and I have no choice but to make it on our own it's just a stressful it is stressful when I see how easy my friends have it. Emily just burst the door hey guys guess what I'm just decided to throw an event at a mansion. Yeah, someone just gave it to me and Sonya Riccala is gonna sell all stuff there. Anyway, see you there! Hey guys, you ever heard of someone named Calvin Klein? Wow, turns out my grandpa was famous in my own Paris.

So, Ania tells us that she comes from a poor background and she feels the weight of trying to like to like basically to be financially comfortable and she wants to have a big wedding because she has passion for her story of media at the Ritz which I like that she's like I love the weight that we met so much that I just I need to have a wedding to celebrate the story. She was like, I mean, I don't really care so much about Matthew, but I have to say our meet cute, wonderful.

Gotta get wait to get married in the gym shower one day. It's like the only place I've ever fallen in love. I'm also, look, I get that you don't have privilege, privilege like many privilege, but you're in the wrong country because here in America, you've got name privilege. You are a firestone. Okay. All you need to do is get a job interview in a parking lot somewhere and just be like, hi, I'm here for my job interview. Oh wait, hold on,

let me kick these tires. We could do better with that. Give me a call. I'll hook you up. So anyway, we were talking about that human resources position. Wow, she's a firestone. I wonder she knows that bachelor. So She's now she's starting to like cry and she's like I'm getting emotional now I want it so badly between COVID and finances and Mathias various best we've had to put off our wedding twice soon to be a third time and I'm frustrated that I haven't elevated my career to the point where I wanted to be yet. I mean how many little fried eggs you have to wear as a brooch before people start throwing

money at you. Am I right? The wedding I want is the story. It's a story of how we met and a story of Paris in the 20s where we didn't really meet. Okay, I'm losing the story. It's like save the story for divorce. You know, that's when you really need a story, okay? To get married, just make some shit up and send out some evites. Yeah, for real. So now we see Ajahn, the phone with Margot, talking about, they're planning, they're talking about Can, planning it, all that stuff. There's gonna be a slumber party and stuff.

And Ajahn's really excited to go this out, the France. And she's like, I wanna go this out, the France. I'm gonna find some sugar daddy's, the heat, the sun, penises in the waves, all of it. And Victoria, so Victoria does her diary room session. And I think they've edited out a lot of pauses. Did you notice that? Because it sounds like she spliced together. Sorry, I need to be spliced together. I'm like,

oh, I heard a leans towards that. So she's like, um, I went to my house in game before I was invited by her at Bully. I was like, are you sweeping backwards? I just thought it was funny, though. It sound like this. I just thought it was funny. It sound like this. I just thought it was funny that, of course, Victoria. Victoria's just like the casual one-up run of this show. So it's like, oh my god, we're so excited to go to Can. We can't wait to go to your house. We can't wait to see your house.

I've actually been there before. Yeah, I was invited by our family. So I'm like thrilled for the other girls to see this beautiful sanctuary of a place outside of Paris, which again, I have been to already before. And there are hot people in that town and they are already attracted to me. So I can't wait. I can't wait to go with them to the house.

And I'm just going to like turn my back to the house so it doesn't pretend to remember me because that's really going to make them feel bad. I've made a promise that I'm not going to face the private chef because otherwise he'll just serve me food and only me. So I just want everyone to be able to eat. Plain worrying. That's the caption for the plane taking office as plain worrying. I was like, wow, even their planes are romantic.

You know? It's a worrying, worrying, worrying. What a, what a, what a, like WHIRR, R-I-N-G, worrying. Like, ooh, the word of the plane. So, Ania, Facetimes, Margot, and Margot, wait, did we do this part already? No, we did.

They were literally talking about the weather. They're just talking about the weather. I'm dressed like a lemon meringue pie. Okay, so then, no, yes, now they're fine to can. You're right, I didn't write that part down. I'm sorry, the plane is essential. The point is that the plane is worrying, okay? So, Aja is with Emily and whoever else,

I guess Margot. And she's like, um, yeah, I've been on flights, like five flights in the past week, so I'm masked. Why aren't you wearing a mask? And I was like, and I'm like, I'm wearing a mask on a chin.

She was like laughing. At least she's the only one. And like, Margot is like masked up to her eyeballs. And Emily is cracking up. And Asha just looks at the camera like, she thinks that fucking getting this germbot is spreading COVID all over me right now. She is on Macron,

which is such a great way to describe Emily. If Emily is, because I feel like Emily's the spitter when she talks. I'm out, moves too much to not spit. Yeah, it does. So, and then they're at the airport, they get in the car, and Margot's doing her like, yeah, I'm so excited to host you guys. This is the house I grew up going to, so we can have like, girl trip vibes, like,

rich dad porn ad vibes. It's gonna be amazing. Fun times. Yeah, it's, poor dad vibes. It's gonna be amazing. Fun times. Yeah, it's such a great house. I wish I lived here all year round, but unfortunately I can only do half the year here, which is on brand for me. So, so then we find out like the room situation,

which is almost everyone's gonna have their own room, except for Aja and Anja and you're gonna board together, and Aja's like, um, so I have a secret. I am really gassy at together. And I was just like, um, so I have a secret. I am really gassy at night. Can I be alone? Cause I for in front of Alex all the time after sex. But sometimes he's like, ooh, Aja. So did I make enough? That is the way to get your own room right there. The housewives can take a lesson from this. So Victoria is like, oh my God, it's like such a banner that Casey isn't here

and then we cut to Casey. She's like, okay, so I'm like at the airport and I'm like leaving France and like I don't even know if I got the airport on time. So I guess we'll see and I'm like, oh my God, you're even fucking up getting kicked out. Yeah, she goes, I'm not sure where I'm going. I'm like, wait, Los Angeles even even I know this at this point

Good like take the plane to Los Angeles. No, you're no you got on the flight to Tokyo. What are you doing? This is the first time I've done things like by myself like I left home like by myself I live like by myself. I took my care of my like self I'm like I don't even know like if you can tell, but I'm a lot. So I'm like, girl, you're 27. You should not be saying this on camera. Like she said, I'm literally being sent home

because you can't take care of yourself. Gay freeing, come on, gay me. So now the other girls who are not being kicked out of the country arrive at the chateau, and I'm like, God, let's go, hurry up. God, Mark, this is so beautiful. How do you not move here?

And Mark goes, I'm here every summer. I don't know, it's such a snotty thing. Like this old place, I'm here every summer. What else do you want for me? Okay. And Emily gives that what she thinks is a compliment, but it's not ever a compliment. She goes, oh my god It's like a museum I know the strange crocodile sculptures

So I feel so safe here. It's like a hospital And on you was, oh my goodness, I should give an art tour here instead. And Victoria's like, isn't it so picture-esque? Hold on, let me put my back to the nature and the view because I don't want it just to be for me. I want you guys to enjoy it too. Stop staring at me trees, you're embarrassing my girlfriends.

Victoria, did you just throw some wine at the tree? Yes, I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened to me, I don't know I ever came here. I'm not blaming the tree, but like you just said, the tree just said some very triggering things. The tree triggered me on purpose, baby. Come on, Shus. Here comes one right now. So Emily's like, this house is gorgeous. This is what I miss the most about being back home in Jersey. Please make that make sense. Yeah, she goes out with your next words. Yeah, she goes,

this is what I miss most about being back home in Jersey as nature and fresh air. I'm like, are you comparing this beautiful Chateau and South of France to your home in Jersey? Please tell me you're not doing that. So, um, Emily screams because there's a big spider. So then Ajit comes in there, oh my god, it's a spider. And then they're like, they want Ajit to kill it. And I'm like, you have the balls, and she goes, um, the only time I have balls are when they're in my mouth, they're like, really not now, Ajit, there's a spider her merch and see. Okay. So they have to like deal with the,

they're like just trying to like get rid of the spider. They're like brushing it off this curtain. And then camera man got the money shot, which is Asha. I mean, Anja like fiddling with her suitcase and the spider comes crawling up the back and like really close to her fingers and they all freak out and scream. Yeah, there's like one thing about,

there's a thing, you know, if there's a spider, it's like, oh, okay, it's like kind of natural, like everything's a rock here. It's made out of rock. But then when there's one on your suitcase, there's spiders everywhere in that fucking place. And the first thing I thought when they drove up to that, old ass chateau, the scourgeist by the way,

but they drove up and I said bugs. You know, that is not a comfortable place for an Orkin man, because there's too many cracks. And he knows he's gonna just get calls from people like, oh, you were just here, well, guess what? I found a spider. And the Orkin man can't just say like, yeah, you dumbass,

because you live in a house from like the Fred Flintstone ages, you know, with cracks everywhere, made out of stone. What do you want me to do about it? You know, I think Ronnie, you'll be very happy that I've made a little spider friend here at the house. There's a little spider has made a web on my on my on Gail, my garden box. And when I water Gail, whenever the water from the hose, like if it like gets on the web, the spider comes running for it and takes a drink. And it's actually the most, it's the first time I've ever seen a spider be cute.

So now what I do is in the morning, I water gale and then I water the spider web and the spider comes running over. And like if I move the water to a different part of the web, this spider chases the hose, the spray. It is so cute. And then I turn off the little drops. Yeah, and then I turn off the hose

and it has its own little water drop and it like holds off. They're like little dogs. Yeah, and then I turn off the hose and it has its own little water drop and it holds its water drop like a little baby and I'm like, I cannot believe how cute this spider is right now. And then there's another spider that it's like friends with and I feel like it's trying to tell the other spider like, come up to my web.

There's water here, but the other spider won't do it. The other spider just hangs out on the side and doesn't move. Yeah, it's like not trusting yet. Yeah, he's like, no, I've got my own water. I'm a man. But I love my pet spider. That is really cute.

I love that story, little pet spider. They are like little dogs. I have this thing here, these big hairy spiders, like tarantulas, but I'd lick them up because I was terrified because they're huge. They're like a fist. They're big, like a Ronnie fist, not a baby fist, like a me fist, a huge. And I was really scared and the door dash person wouldn't ring my food up

because there's a big spider on the door. And so I looked it up and it's a non poisonous kind of look, translate-looking thing and it died by my door, like it died waiting by my door. And then the next month another one died right by the back door. It just sat there and just until it died. And I always thought that's like such a dog thing, like waiting to be let inside. You know, it's like I've come to rest.

Please let me in. I'm gonna just die as they're at the door. They're like little dogs, I'm telling you. Yeah, we have, you know, we have a little patio. And honeybees love coming to the patio to die. Like they don't fly around. It's just that you'll go out there and you'll just see a honeybee walking along the brick being like, I'm looking for my final resting place and they just walk and then they just die. It's so sad. I actually don't like that we are a honeybee graveyard. I'm like, I don't I want you to live and do great things for nature Please stop coming here to die. It's making me feel like I'm I feel like it's my fault. I

Know it's got great story time. Okay, so then Emily's great, so they're screaming about spiders and Marneville comes in and she's like, oh my god, that's better, doesn't look nice. And I was just like, oh my god, it's the size of my fist. And Margot says, listen, it's a spider. So, it's like, wow, is that supposed to help? Is that supposed to help me right now? You need to get your jar out and get that fucking thing

into its studio apartment. And out of my RAM, please. I'll tell you who's not tripping on its oaks, that spider, okay? So now we have, we meet Richard, the family chef, who's like, I'm shopping knives! And Margo's like, oh my god, Richard, I call him my uncle. He bought me my first pack of cigarettes when I wasn't allowed to smoke, which is not necessarily positive, but a shows are bond.

So then they're all eating and on you're like, oh my God, we should pretend that we're getting dressed for my wedding. It's 1920s France. Yeah, it sounds like the most fun thing to do on a girl's trip dressing up like 1920s France at a wedding. So she's like, I'm not going to be having any brights me because you know what, we're going to cancel the wedding for the third time. We're just going to push it for, you know, we have to pay for it. And so we're just going to push it another year, another year, they're like, we don't care. So they decide they're going to go to a, this casino tonight, like a glamorous casino in Cannes. And Mark goes like, I need a ho-bath.

And I'm just like, I'm sorry, is that like a switch? Is that the 910-dirt thing? Ho-bath? Ho-switch? A ho-switch? And she's like, no, ho-bath. That's where you like shave all the crevices on your body. It's like you just like literally shave from head to toe

And Victoria's like, um, baby No, a whole bath is when you just like dab at your armpits and like the important parts. She's like Oh, well, I call a hobath where you shave like everything Yeah, because your definition of a bat of a hobath that's just my normal bath. I can't do a full bath. So It's just takes you long. It's exhausting. Yeah So on yeah tells us oh my god Ladies this question of a hobath of like chiming check please

Some Mario goes well, I some margo's well I you know I'm supposed to start lasering and I want to do like a landing strip because my mom's friend got everything lasered and she did this when she was 40 and then she started aging and she looks like an old French bag and guess what she got hair plugs on her vagina because vagina's age so look at that stupid her name is Charlotte Rampling there. I said it. It's like whoa, whoa, whoa You're over sharing Margo for this poor lady. I like this. She said I guess pajamas don't age well So she's got hair plugs I want to buy a slip dress for her vagina. It's not way it looks more chic It's like the role is you leave something there and I'm just like the role is you leave something there and I'm like like on you's over there crunchy but all that on you have like a landing strap on her the shape of the

full tower not wrong not wrong probably definitely does have that so now they're like do now they're doing their makeup in these harshly lit bathrooms. And Victoria's like, babe guys, that's like a little gag. I thought this would be so funny, babe. And she has penis lollipops because the next night they're planning to do a surprise, Bachelorette for Anya

because she's gonna get married at some point in the indefinite future. Yeah, so then in the other room, a bug is chasing Anya around and she's like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's a mob. Everyone hide your cashmere. So now they head off. Yeah.

So now they head off to the casino and Emily's like, when I think of a casino and can, I just think red carpet, flashing lights, expensive cars, like a free passes to the high roller room and just like someone just gives me $30,000 says, here, we like your mom, just spend all this money. That's what I think of a casino. Emily, we know what you think of

and you think of a casino So they arrive at this very sad casino That's just like empty sadder than the one we went to in the middle of Nebraska on our road trip back in 2020. That was pretty sad. That was sad. That was a sad, that was a sad casino that we went to. Like that was a sad sad casino. But this one was a sad. There's only one guy there and they're addressed to the nine, you know. Right. And I'm like, this is like one person here. And I'll just like, where are all the people? Okay, let's go to the restaurant. The Emily's like, there's like one person here. And I'm just like, where are all the people? Okay, let's go to the restaurant. And the restaurant's closed. Yeah, I'm just like, this establishment is more three-card Montay than Montay, Carlo.

Thank you very much. I will be repeating this joke at my wedding reception sometime in 2027. Thank you. So Emily sits at a slot machine and she's like, guys, how does this work? It's like so complicated. It's like an alien control panel on a spaceship from an alien. And she puts money in and rolls her at its spins

and she goes, where are you? It just paid, and now it's asking me to pay again. I will not be playing here anymore. I love how the concept of a slot machine is totally befuddling her. She's like, it's like there's one button to press, maybe two, and like the idea that you pay once

and that you should be able to gamble the rest of the night. Like that, that's what she thinks. And of course, Victoria's winning. Like everyone else is losing in the sad ask, because she's like, babe, babe, I'm like so here for this. I just like the money is just like falling out, babe. I know everybody else is getting sad horns, and I'll you hear from Victoria's machine is,

will of fortune. Oh, right now, right now. Venus. We'll have fortune! Over and over again. Like hits once every 100 spins and hers is every fucking spin. The puzzle comes up. There's like one letter. Whitney Houston's I will always love you. Babe, I got it! So Anya is by the table's giving speeches to nobody. She's like lifting a glass check.

Oh my God, thank you so much for being here girls. Bring me dad, Molly. You really should meet my friends girls. And Emily walks in. Who are you talking to? Anja's like the ghosts that I imagine coming to my wedding. So, then they all look to weddings past the West, uh, uh,

ghosts of weddings canceled by COVID passed. So, uh, then they all like out of their little like stubs, you know, and they're like, wow, we didn't really earn like, and we didn't get a lot in Asia. I was like, yeah, if we put all our little things things together we can get an ice cream to share and Victoria's um guys I think I get ice cream for all of us And I'll like die just die Madame the Amanda bar has sent you these roses

There is no man at the bar And yet here are roses. They're like, God, I hate her. Anybody here is still getting roses. Man, we just got news. They have decided to bump up the can film festival to start right now. And you are now the head of the jury. Welcome, Victoria.

How did you do that? Yes, of course I will cash in your gambling slip slip me see Oh the on the back of this gambling strip. It says can I have your number the machine is asking for my number that is so count So now it's the next morning and Margo goes in the kitchen and I'm like did you you have a good sleep? And he and she's like, no, I only slept for three hours. I was really trying to sleep for six hours,

but you know how that works out. So yes, yes, yes. So he's really the Emily of chefs, who's me? Yes, he really is. Hello, did you have some sleep? I was like, okay, take off the apron. We know it's you, Emily. I also liked him, being breakfast and he's like, okay, take off the apron. We know it's you, Emily. I also liked him, being breakfast and he's like,

oh, come on, you're best. Like, how do you say gofres in English? And you just hear Margot waffles. Waffles. And he goes, oh, whoa, I make them. 16 years, he knows no what a damn waffles. Waffles Richard. And you just hear him in the kitchen. Lipa, soul, lipa, soul.

I love lipa, soul. Left to cut on to 70 to fish. Richard stops on board. Richard handkicks. That's not how you make a waffle. So she's like, yeah, like I still want Richard and my dad to walk me down the aisle because like, Richard was the hour when my parents got divorced. It was meaningful.

Oh, and like the first dick pic I ever got, I was like, Richard! He still calls that guy Mr. Beta. Yeah, he calls, he still calls that friend of mine Mr Mr. Deck, and like, he's seen me do every milestone. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic.

I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic.

I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. I'm like, I love the first dick pic. And then they're going to be going to a private museum tour. And that she's going to do a tour. And she is really excited because she's hoping this will be more educational than the casino from last night. So then we get Trixie. Trixie, what do we, Monoclay? And she's like, Monoclay. Monoclay? And she's like, Monoclay. Monoclay?

She's Kanma. I'm Monoclay. I'm Monoclay. I'm Monoclay Mound. Kanma ma, Kanma ma, Kanma ma, Kanma ma, Kanma ma, Kanma ma. That's all I wrote down. That's the song. Kanma ma, I loved Margot trying to give Anya a compliment but necking her because Anya is wearing

a little beret with bedazzle things all over it. And so Margot's like, oh my god, I love your hat. It's very me. Well, I mean, the hat is it. But the hat is it But the color is Just you don't have to say anything I know

And she's also like overlooking the most interesting part of that which is the earrings That's why on you like put like sort of puts her ear up to be like, and I'm also wearing earrings that are very clever. I hope you notice. So then they go speak it's a very earrings episode. So they're going to the car and I'll just like, oh my god, I forgot my earrings. They were just heavy. I was sort of like having a forgotten. Don't worry. We'll find it's cool. She goes, it's not cool. What happened to her earrings? Did they go flying off after she farted or something like that? Like what? I just like is it like a wait requirement of her luggage to get it on the plane? So the gods are so heavy after taking an hour.

I'm sorry you will not be properly accessorized when you go on a tour of a very cramped museum with many Greek things in it. properly accessorized when you go on a tour of a very cramped museum with many Greek things in it. Mm. So they get to this museum and, uh, on you say, oh, this is actually a medieval dungeon, girls. Like, sounds great. So, it's a really staying in one of those. I slept with seven spiders last night. Someone, someone gave me a waffle today and it was a fish. It was a dead fish. A fish that was cooked on a waffle iron. It was so strange.

It was a walnut. So Anja's like, my favorite part about giving art tours is allowing people to witness the power that art has. It's something historical, political, financial. I love people opening up their minds to the importance of art. And then you hear Margot saying, that's such a big dick.

That is the biggest dick of a person. And Ani's like, oh my God, now I'll like to see his appearance. Well, to be fair, there is a three foot tall but with a sculpture over there, So I guess I get it. So this is Ania's tour. So here we are in the portrait gallery. We have a lot of bus. I'm like, well, thanks for announcing. Wow, I just walked into a room with many portraits and several buss. Thanks for the, uh,

thanks for the insight about what I'm looking at. She really is bullseating her way through this. Like, okay, here's some buss. I just not that kind of bus. I really is both sitting her way through this. Like, okay, here's some past. Ajay, not that kind of past. I actually don't know what kind you mean. Okay, well, finally, I set you up for one and you missed it. Okay, let's go over here. This area is for Victoria. This is a jewelry, Byzantine jewelry. Everybody look earrings. People wear jewelry to accessorize. I hope this I

this and these earrings do come with a trigger warning which is if you're not wearing earrings while you're looking at these earrings you may be triggered. Okay, Asha. I'll hold your hand. Okay everybody this is the cameo of Medusa. Medusa's on cameo. I'm gonna do some Moodoo's on Cammy, oh! That went only. Should we just go back to the penis? You know, my dad's an art collector, so I've been to like a lot of museums

and done a lot of tours, and usually they bore the fuck out of me. Both Ania, she said the perfect amount of information, which is very little. So I would rate her an 11 out of 10. Oh my God, did I just actually go past something? Did I go past? Boss bitch Margo in the house.

Boss bitch Margo got to a 11 out of 10. All right now we're entering the vinyl flooring era. Everybody if you'll just look down you'll see some vinyl flooring. if you'll just look down, you'll see some vinyl flooring. Now this doorway, this doorway is actually a modern concept. This one was built probably circa 2007 for this museum. It's like, that's not part of the exhibit. That's just the doorway out of the museum. This is the fire alarm section.

It turns out when a little smoke goes, the sprinklers come on and ruin every target in town. And that happened to Pantheon first. Now, this piece of living art is named Genevieve, and she was planning on going to the store to get a baguette, but then her there would actually be people in the museum today, so she had to stand behind the front desk, and she's scowling because now she can't make the lunch that she had prepared. Genofies. Okay girls. And they're like, oh God, good job. Good job, aren't you? Yes. Thank you to the Kishan. And Ajika's, yeah, there's so much analyzing penis I can do in a day.

I was like, oh my God, can't bro Kaja. Seriously, so many things are happening. So, God, can't brook Raja. Seriously, so many things are happening. So, so then they're back in the van, they're heading back to the place, the Chateau, and they're gonna talk, they're talking about there's gonna be a slumber party tonight. And Ania's excited for like, Tara readings and things like that,

but she has no idea that this like, surprise bachelor, it's gonna be happening. And we learned that Aja has the task of distracting Ania while they set up for everything. Which is so funny how she does it, because she ends up just being like, wait, I'm not done with my makeup yet. I know, that's all it was.

Wait. Where's the dish on? I think I'm gonna put on eyeliner. You already have eyeliner. More eyeliner. I'm done. Hey eyeliner. You already have eyeliner. More eyeliner. I'm con. Hey, what's the history of eyeliner? Can you give me a tour of my makeup?

Um, it was so Marco and Victoria getting their little PJs. They all have matching PJs. And they go over to blow up balloons. And Marco can't, I mean, even Marco flying up a balloon. She goes, yeah, I'm gonna start pumping more balloons just to see if I'm capable. She can't even blow them up. She has to use a little pump for like basic. It's victorious sitting there. There's like some enormous like dinosaur that she's blowing up and she's using her lips. She's like, and then the pump, that's probably for the giant inflatable.

Margot has these tiny little balloons, she's like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I'm like, this is harder. You're actually doing, I think it's harder on your hands. It's so funny. And of course it blows up in her face. She goes, I knew that was gonna happen. Bob's bitch, Margot.

There's a very Margot balloon because like that balloon was only half full and it popped. I've had too much. That's a very KC balloon because she's the one who's like, guys, it's totally half empty. No, KC balloons are like helium balloons that get loose and you just see them fly off. Like, you're no longer allowed to be at this point.

You spoke to prefecture. I'm sorry, you have to go. We're releasing you. Sorry, Valencia, you did not do your paperwork. So then, Ania is like, why are you girls taking so long to get ready tonight? It's like, wait, I forgot my eyelashes. You're wearing eyelashes.

So they put a blind... Oh, sorry, God. No, no, no. So they put a blindfold on her, sorry God. No, no. Just. So they put a blindfold on her and take her to her surprise party and she's like, oh my God, is it a penis? Please say it's not naked man in there. If it's naked man, I'm going to be so upset. God, please say it's not a penis.

I'm like, this girl just wants strippers. That's all she wants. And they take off her mask and I'm like, surprise. And it's like some half-filled balloons. And it all dusty couch, probably with a spider in the cushions. She's like, okay, follow the rose petals around that crocodile sculpture. And look at the end is a tiara. That's what she get. Well, I didn't really need to follow a rose path to get to the tiara. I could have just picked it up off the pillow, but I appreciate you girls for trying. Um, this is so nice.

I've never had a surprise party like never. And they're like, well, you do this for everyone else being at the Rose petals. Who did that? Well, it was a team of for Richard did it. Okay. Fucking Richard did it. Who do you think? And we got you, we got you a dick, but it's man out of bread.

Did someone put this in a waffle iron? It looks a little creased. Oh, I'm so sorry I was very confused. Little beaté. So, the, yeah, the, the, the, the bread dick has a hat and a scarf too, by the way, which is very French. It's like of course the bread dick is more fashionable than me. I know right. Margot's like, oh my god, bread dick. That hat is so my color. Well, I mean,

not the hat. Well, not really the color either. I don't think Brad. Thanks for being here. Yeah. So they all like they'll, like, they'll have some, Richard serves some Marchinis and they're all cheers and everything and they name the Breaddick Hector and then they go and they like sit down at a table. It's like very quiet. It's like, it's like the anti-Bravo Bachelor of Party because we're used to Bachelor of Party's on Brava with the penis draws and like, Resa, being like, hey bitch, be like, that's a bad shit red party.

And then Brittany being like, J, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, X that sounds it, I shouldn't marry him. And crying, you know, but this one they're all like, cool. So. So. Hey, oh, could you do me a favor?

Could you turn to Lightset Breider? What? No, don't be. Can we make sure there's no music? Thanks. I just want to be able to hear you guys when we talk. Can we at least get reshared in a thong? I mean, come on, you guys. Make some kind of an effort.

So they ask, uh, hey, like, like, is this the first time it's hitting you that you're getting like married? Like, how did you meet Michiel? Was how did you know he was the one? And she says well there wasn't like a click moment. It's just the night that we met I just finished a big essay and he was like you're an art philosopher and I explained it and he said that he loved like stuff that I was explaining and then I was like oh my god

someone could meet me intellectually on my level which is always impossible to find like it is really impossible to find someone who understands will be paying things on the outside of a blouse. Have you tried girls? Wow, this bachelor party is off the hook with a chain. Boss bitch, Margot. Boss bitch. Okay, tell another story about the art essay you were writing.

So then so now Emily just starts to cry. I don't know why. And then food comes out and Marco is like, speaking about love and feeling in love, I love love. Of course, Marco is the one to say I love love. I love love and I'm a big hopeless romantic. Like my parents got divorced and I think for me at the end of the day, like the dream would be to be the same person and having the same landing strip

until the day I die, which will be soon according to my tattoo. And I'll just like, yeah, well, I'm J-Dick because I've had like lots of dorses because not only my parents, but my aunt. So that's why that's why it's a big thing. Like, it's like she was setting it up for a list and it's like, oh, it's one person other than here. It's just like a very, like, no list. It's still a normal amount of divorce, I think, that one experiences an extended family,

but yeah. It's. It was dramatic with Alex. Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, I was just giving space to her trauma. That's all. I'm giving space for more people that got divorced. My parents, my aun Gates. Jeff bases X, Y for the second time. Like, I'm the Scott who really sounds like it's an interior design line, but it's not. Stephen Baldwin probably, I don't really know. So, I'm just in deeper at some point. So, Marga's like, what's the plan with Alex, Ajash?

He was, yeah, well, we've decided to go full send and it changed because of speed dating because I really realized how good I had it at home. Like it was mediocre at home, but speed dating made it look like mediocre, but actually at my home and not ignoring me for Victoria. So I was like, fuck it, I'll stay with the mediocre guy. Yeah, it's like, you know, when you have like, like a rice cake and you're like,

this is so boring, why am I eating a rice cake, but you have enough of the rice cake that you get used to how it has no flavor. And then that becomes the flavor. That's kind of like, that's kind of like my guy, Alex. Yeah, that's where I'm at. It cuts back to her and Richard standing behind her with a violin. Like, for the most romanticUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Victoria goes, babe, it's a safe place, baby. You'd save. You can share. I'm like, I do not believe in one second talking to Victoria is a safe place. She can't help it.

She won Will of Fortune back. Okay. So then Margot's like, can Hector the bread deck be my sleep buddy? And Ojikos, oh my God god she need to wear a condom with a bread deck and I'm just says yeah he's made a bed so you'll get a yeast infection Carl and then they start playing music like music that is normally played on real house was a Beverly Hills when Lee Serena is meeting someone for lunch it's like

when Lisa Rina is meeting someone for lunch. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I was like, this is the Lisa Rina lunch music, isn't it? And they play games like, you have to twerk, but there's like a Kleenex box on your back, and you have to get the ball out of the Kleenex box

while just twirking. So they do that. And Victoria. Victoria wins. Yeah, Victoria, like one second, she gets all the balls. I just like, God, he's that I just went out like big. I'm literally facing the way from the clean Xbox. Am I still one? It was like a safe space for me to win. So, fine, you know, cute episode. Next, it looks like everybody hates each other.

Yeah, I was like, next week, finally, a boil's over. Yeah, this week was, it was like fine. It was like a little dull. I'm not gonna lie. It was a little like, you know, you know, we didn't have any Chloe Colette scenes, you know, and being taken out of Paris, we saw some of the flimsiness of the show,

but then next week I was like, wait a second. No, I take it all back. Next week looks amazing. They all each other. They're mad. I cannot wait. Yeah, Rich versus poor and also this week we got all the Margot stuff like Margot's really coming out as a true Shining stop what just blanked out and just blanked out and there's back again. It's back again. It's still with us. Still with us. Still with us.

Yeah, next week, Aja tells Emily, like, um, it really bothers me that you still want to play with COVID and just cuts Emily just like cry. Eww. I cannot wait for that moment. So funny. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us.

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