Watch What Crappens - RGIP: French Connections

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

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We, we're on episode three. We have no recap of episode two because as we said last week, there was like episode one and two air together and we didn't realize. And so we are like not going to kill ourselves for episode two. All you really need to know about episode two is that Margot basically was storing her groceries out on like out in her windowsill because her refrigerator was allegedly broken and then on you I came in and like just like flipped a switch the circuit box and fixed your fridge.

That's the long and the short of it. We watched it. We watched it, but we watched it, which is more than we can say for you guys, because I saw Bravo ratings, the Twitter account, which I love. So thank you for being there. It's great resource. But they tweeted out the ratings for episode two, and it was like point one. I mean, oh, I was, did people realize, maybe they didn't realize more people saw the version of Into the Woods I was in in high school, okay?

Like more people saw that at the L-Pasto You tapped on your theater, so guys- Well, maybe they- I mean, it is possible that people just didn't realize that second episode was on. We didn't even realize it was on. So it is possible, even if they- You know, because a lot of people, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. It's also very possible, people just didn't even realize it was on. So it is possible, even if they, you know, cause a lot of people, I don't know, I don't know,

I don't know, it's also very possible, people just didn't care. But I have to say, this show is growing on me every episode. Like this episode, I actually really liked, I think this is a slow burn show. First of all, I'm not gonna lie, I just love the scenery. I, it's like the most basic thing,

but like when they're doing shooting a scene in the Eiffel Tower, which is in the background, I'm kind of a sucker for it. I mean, maybe that's just the old French club in me coming out, but just visuals, I like it. But this is the sort of show I like where it's built on passive, aggressive moments, and there's a fleeting, but you sort of live for them. And I'm kind of into it.

I love love. Because it's still a very American show. American girls, it's just in France. So it's like you get the backdrop that you also get to relive your stupid 20s, mid 20s, you know? Yeah. And like every month and a lot of these girls. Yeah.

Like you can feel like you can feel the passive aggression starting to get up to a slow simmer. And I'm just like, I'm really hopeful. It's just gonna keep building, which was exactly what happened on Gallery Girls. Gallery Girls were like, what is this sort of bland show? And then by the end, I'm like, oh my God, I'm soft. So I'm sort of in that mindset.

What about you? I feel the same way. my God, I'm soft. So I'm sort of in that mindset. What about you? I feel the same way. I mean, I really liked it. I didn't like, like, obsessed, yeah, but I really liked it. And I find myself thinking about it after I'm kind of laughing. I mean, it just does remind me of being that young

and saying things like, oh my God, you guys, I hold on, wait for it. I love cheese. Oh my God, I love cheese too. Oh my God. I'm such an adult for liking cheese, you know. And so impressive, but I'm the cheese master. Yeah.

Honestly, I would just be happy if this show were tense meetings at Chloe Collette, because like that was so thrilling for me. This passive aggressive jury team meeting that they had victorious workplace. I was like, please just make every week. Just give me an hour of this. Just like it's like we're going the meeting to watch this woman, Jen, the perky, but rageful at the same time.

Oh, it was the best thing I've ever seen. It was and it's crazy how much it copies Emily and Paris too. You know, like even that set, that Chloe Colette set, they have even the same flooring as they do in Emily and Paris, you know, and that. It's just so similar. All of it, you know. Storylines.

Storylines, there's like an actual Emily on this show, and she actually goes to an influencer event which is literally something that happened in season one when all those influencers showed up, you know? Like that was like, yeah. Like they're just copying it and it's working for me. It's working for me too. Yeah, I'm enjoying it.

So also the boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, by Joledo. Whatever that is, I love it every time. Yeah, and on the previous leads for this episode, I was like, oh, something's gonna go down because they spent half the time focusing on Yo-An, they're like, this is Yo-An, Yo-An's a fashion influencer, and then it's like Yo-An being like,

that looks good on you, and then she's like, I hate you, or whatever it was, they're just like a lot of Yo-An, so I was like, oh, this could be a good episode. Yes, Yo-An's about, I hate you, or whatever it was, there's just like a lot of yo-on, so I was like, oh, this is, this could be a good episode. Yes, yo-on's about to become a villain, a villain star of this show. This episode was very much about using people, and I thought it was very funny

that that's his storyline, but that's also kind of Margot's storyline because one thing that happened last week, well, the first week she met with her dad, and she's like, I just don't like do anything dad. And I like, you know, it's just a pointy that I like don't work about lying. I'm really trying.

I like, I want to be like my brother Milo, like he's a photographer of like all these famous, like models, like he's done great for himself. And now her business idea is to open a agency where he can represent, guess who, all the people that mark, you know, that this kid's shooting. You know, she's just trying to like, go siphon off all of his business for her own success, you know?

So it's a very user-y episode. I liked it. Yeah, unfortunately, for Margot, she is gonna realize that she will have to leave her apartment at some point, because she just sits there at the end, like, she sits there on like her dog, urine soaked sofa, and just tells people,

I just start things and don't finish. I've always had ideas, but that's all they are ideas. So the episode opens with Trixie Monoclé singing her this week's signature song, J'love them. J'love them. Bip-bip-bip, J'love them. J'love them. J'love them. Bippa du, J'la femme, J'la femme, J'la femme.

So that means I'm a girl, right? I think, well, so I, you know. Because you know, I love that shit. I think that because our tricks, you know, a song is, I'm a girl. I'm a girl. And I think this is a French version. It's like, 12m.

La femme, la femme, la fem, la fem, la fem. Yeah, that's all it is. So Victoria is at work, just like bossing people around. And so her boss is there, the gen. And she's having a passive aggressive exchange with gen. And Victoria is like, she's like asking about things and gen is saying like, I wanna do the box skirt and Victoria's like,

okay, so you got the box skirt. So what about this, what about the waistline? Like, or I guess she's trying to figure out where she sees something. She's saying, do you wanna do it with like a belt or a victory, she says, do you wanna do it with like a belt or a tie? And she's like, I'm not working to do it

with chain belt, I thought. She goes, oh, so like a chain belt then. Yeah, a chain belt. And she's got that super tight smile. I'm gonna fucking kill you. And then chain belt. And Jen is like every time I, it's so funny that that smile you have there Victoria, because every time I see you, you have a certain smile. And it reminds me the very first day I met you when I was like, who is this privileged girl from Texas? Who thinks she knows about fashion? That smile is a lyrious Victoria.

Oh my god, no, not that smile. Oh, well, I don't know, smile, you mean this one? No, not that smile. The other one. No, not that one. The other one. No, try another one. No, that one you look like a gentle jackal lantern. Okay, try that one. The other one. No, try another one. No, that one you look like a gentle jack-o-lantern. Okay, try another one. Okay, now you look up like one of those little wind-up teeth clattering things in horror movies. Okay, you know what? Don't smile ever again. Okay. That's it. That's a smile. That's it. Oh, wait, you just switched to a different... Oh, no. Now you're just giving me the smile that you give when you're really proud of something you've designed, and I'm like, it looks like a tarp with sleeves. That's that how you're getting me right now. Go back to the other

one. Well, I guess what I have to say about that. La fem la fem la fem. So now Aja is doing her phone cam thing because this girl is going to get as much footage as she can on this show and so she does everything on her phone cam and it kills her. Oh my God. Every so she's walking down the street on her phone cam which is like okay. All right. So I prefer the French metro system to the New York one. You know why? Because every city like has different like fonts and like different like vibes. So like different stations have like different fonts. So like look at that one. That's like Gothic. But not like all of them are like that I could depend on what you live

And what font you she just falls over I know just like I don't actually use the metro I got no service down there and I can't do my Self-cam so I just go I just walk The same path as the train. I guess you know their metro stop I'll only board at stations with confont I know I like I like you when you said she likes the French metro more than a New York one I've thought she's like oh because the trains run better their cleaner as fast as like no because the fonts good The font is like it's got a gothic font. I'm like lady

That's got a gothic font. I'm like, lady, that's not a gothic font. I was like, okay, this gets sound really nerdy here guys. I apologize, but this has to be said. The French metro stations are known famously as being examples of art, the art nouveau movement. And it's literally not, like, so the fact that she says is a gothic font when it's like famously art nouveau. And I'm like, I'm not saying like,

oh, everyone has to know it's art nouveau, but if you're in France, you're gonna be like, this is what's great about the metro stations, and you're like, look at the Gothic font, and not being like, look at this art nouveau font. I'm like, listen, that's an issue for me. And this is why you shouldn't let people self-produce,

you see, they come up with bad font segments. Watch, I'm gonna get an email, be like, actually, while the metro station is overall Art Nouveau, the font itself is gothic. I'll be like, sorry guys, hey, last week I had this whole rant about Art Nouveau and it's really the font is gothic. I apologize. That's why it's just good to be proudly ignorant sometimes, you know. I feel like when you're expected to be wrong, people don't really care that you're wrong constantly. Thanks everybody. So then her awkward phone shot scene is juxtaposed with Emily's. He's this totally glam, of course.

She's on her phone segment now and she's got really beautiful, newly curled hair. She's like fresh. You can tell she's just sprayed on a little bed bath and body works belly on. And she's like, so I've just gotten ready for my first day ever at Sonya Recal. I'm gonna meet people network. I'm gonna like learn stuff. And I decided to wear a little blazer,

so see you there, bye. You don't see her huffing down the street. And I'm like, also, that famously is not a blazer because I'm parrari, is there a number of skinning? But, oh, and also is not a blazer because apparently it's during the numbskinning. But, and also this girl, I noticed the eminent, because emily hasn't talked all that much, but she talks a lot more in this episode. And her mouth is all over the place when she talks.

It's so funny. It's like she's making funny phrases when she talks like one lips up to the right, the other one's down with a lot of or the changes all over the plane. So she's starting. So now we see Casey, she's getting an espresso and she's meeting Anya, like by the sand,

with the, like, not overlooking the Eiffel Tower, but the Eiffel Tower is there. And Anya's like, I just got off work basically and I took clients who were dying to see the Eiffel Tower. I was like, you don't need to see it. I said, don't go up.

The only way to go up is if you reserve at the Fincy restaurant. Anyway, that's my shbio. Tell me what's going on with you, Casey. And she goes, oh yeah, I mean, of course, you don't want to go with that private elevator. I totally know what you're talking about. Yeah, because otherwise, you know what I mean? Yeah, because otherwise, who wants to go with the, cuz like otherwise like who wants to like go upstairs Not me not these shoes am I right? Kasey is acting like she just murdered someone and trying to play a cool

KC you have blood all over your hands. Oh, this is just for my art and and craft projects I do with my students. It's like a game. I'm like it's actually a video game I'm pitching a video game so that we can play it and teach friends at the same time. I'm totally chill. I'm feeling chill right now. Ha ha ha. So what's been going on with you?

And she's like, well, you know, like I work in the morning and then when I'm done with that work, I'm like I work in the afternoon. Like basically in the morning I teach and then the afternoon I teach. And like I was totally not free to kill that, you know, that student that was found in the park because I was at my third job I know

That was bad. That's a lot of work. It's a lot of working How do you say Ella-Beyne and French just wondering? So she's saying how she's having issues with like her visa and like basically she's a tourist right now She's only had allowed to have 90 days and she goes well, you know, the thing is I don't have like I'm looking for a teaching job But I don't have I mean I have teaching jobs out of teaching gigs the thing is I don't have, like, I'm looking for a teaching job But I don't have, I mean, I have teaching jobs out of teaching gigs But like, I don't have the teaching job that would give me a key that, uh, uh, V said, let me say throughout the school year, so I'm just gonna be, I have two months Like, I've only got a couple of months here, like, literally two months, like, one two

Like, one two, and then I'm like, literally, like, kicked out of Europe, so I gotta, gotta find something Oh, hold on one second, I'm getting a phone call. Oh, no, I'm sorry It's just my turn to play something in my switch. Let me just pull it out of my bra here And when does your time run out before you're kicked back to America the sad country? Um, oh, you know what you should do Tick-tock tick-tock. I'm sorry am I making you nervous? Tick-tock tick-tock Okay, you know you should try the entrepreneur visa and that's not very easy to get Which is why I suggested it in a really smoggy tone just to watch your eyes go crazy. You okay? She said oh my god, that's not

Sound easy. That's just not sound easy. Yeah, you really have to go in with like examples of what you're gonna offer brochures You know your looks your you know that coats cute maybe take a picture of that coat your looks, that coat's cute, maybe take a picture of that coat. Like me, I have a whole booklet of artworks, and I've just photoshopped myself standing in front of them with my finger pointed up. And then I say inspirational sayings. I have a picture of the Michelangelo touching fingers, and I say not too close, it's COVID time. Get it everybody, and then they laugh in their French way. And now I'm a licensed tour person. So, Casey's like,

um, I think the interiors are going to actually be, it's good because the interiors are going to make me sit down and say, okay, I got to eat my balls. And then after that, I'm going to like have a dream meal. Hey, mom, I'm going to rearrange the desktop of my computer. And then, oh, man, do you have to clean up my room too? I do this really messy. We didn't talk about that last week. My room is really messy. But

I'm up, but before I do that, though, I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to the supermarket and I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna buy some to eat. I'm gonna cook dinners for myself and though, let me stand in the country if I make dinner right up. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, stop. You have to take a breath because you talk really fast. So please stop that. It's making me very, very nervous. And she's wearing a dress that looks like it has meatballs or yarn balls, yarn meatballs. Yes. I don't know. I'm like a little fake fur and a headband, like a crazy headband, and these like thrift store old lady earrings. And then she's got rings over her gloves. She's like a little girl playing dress up in Paris.

And I actually, it's working for me. I know I can't really work with her much in like her. Yeah. And she's like, you know what, it's not the easiest thing for an American to pack up and move to Paris, like carry or Emily or Audrey or really me, honestly. And it's like coming between her explaining this process and then Casey, talk about how she's trying to get this

appointment with a pre-fincter and Ania's like, well, did you request one? You know, you can't get one if you don't request one and Casey's like, um, we haven't really requested one and Ania's like, well, in conclusion, you need to move here quickly and be prepared because Casey is not prepared right right now, and I am very nervous for her And actually she did have an appointment. She just didn't go. She's like, yeah, I have a must week

But like things got crazy so I moved it around. She goes, um, yeah, you don't do that, okay? and She says something like yeah, well, I mean if I miss it again, I guess I'll just jump in this river I'm just gonna jump in the river and die. She goes, don't die. I won't jump in after you. With this dress. This is vintage Veneto yarn meatballs. So, well, I mean, it's not like I know anything about like people dying by being thrown into rivers. Like, that's a crazy thing for you to say.

I actually didn't say that. Well, I know you said in your mind, because I definitely didn't do that at all. Okay then. So Emily shows up at work. And you know that you're starting at the bottom when you're the only one who has to wear a mask. Yeah. Because that is so lame. And always fix me so set for the staff at these places

that always have to wear the mask and no one else is wearing it. It's like only the person actually doing something have to wear the mask and no one else is wearing it. It's like only the person actually doing something has to wear the mask. So she wears it like a typical American. It's under her nose. I know, of course. And she's just like standing around

and then there's a social media manager there named Jen and Emily is like, So can you give me an assignment? It's like my first day. I'd like to help out like, um, yeah, because we're setting up for the Sonya, Raquel and the iconic Sonya Raquel collection. So I just, I just want to assign it. I just want to make myself useful right now. Wait, hold on. I need to say this before we get started. It's very important. But what you are Emily! He he he he. Um, the girl's like, well, I don't really know how to do gift bags.

Just, oh my God, I totally know how to do gift bags. You know, it's one day, half of your first day, and like an office with no pressure, but it's like another to like, have it as a massive of them, with famous influencers and guys. I mean, I don't even think I know how to do gift bags but like whatever.

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She's like just sweet intern, just sweet intern. And someone goes, uh, stashier. Uh, is that what you say for intern? Cause just sweet intern. So then some other lady is like, some of those like, uh, she's like worked at Vogue. And she's like, wow, that's awesome. And the girl's like, intern, intern. She's, oh, wow, oh, see intern. I was like, it's like, her like, not even trying to do a French accent just being like, bone jowr, jimma pal, Emily.

So funny. And she's like, okay, let me give you a tutorial on how to be an American and Paris. This is American. Smile, move one shoulder forward, like tilt your head back and kind of like pantomile laugh. Like, ah, okay, this is French. Well, eyes, I roll.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So she tells the other girl she's working with. She's like, you know what? I'm only talking to people about like, I just don't speak French, but who cares? Like, excuse me, what? Do you speak English? Cause like, I am big fan of you.

I see you on Instagram, oh, okay. You wanna get a picture of the picture? Oh my God, how are you not fired? You're fired. I know, this woman's name name is Juni breeze and she's like a fashion influencer She's oh, thank you so much and Emily is like I live in the nice dates and now I live here And I'll have an Instagram page that was inspired by you take a look Instagram your page is just jelly beans and pictures of grass. Yeah You're the popcorn you You're the popcorn jelly ball. And then she goes, you should follow me. And then Emily, then she has this little

monologue. She goes, you know what? Going into this internship, I had a lot of hesitancy and stress, but I was like, I like a challenge because I'm an American and the only American intern here. And it gives me the motivation to work harder and prove myself. I'm like, I like a challenge because I'm an American and the only American intern here, and it gives me the motivation to work harder and prove myself. I'm like, work harder and prove yourself. Every shot is heard drinking champagne and socializing with people.

I know. Which is why you're taking selfies with guests on your first day. So then, You should not have grabbed my butt. It's kinda heat working out to you. It's a little lumpy but still, you ought to grab it, you ought to grab it, he's working out doing you. It's a little lumpy but still, you autograph it, autograph it, I bought a Sharpie.

Love you! I'm a little deep pot, Shua, and Stout. Why are you doing that? I don't know, it's gonna be fun. I hear you guys really love American culture. So then, we got a Harry's New York bar because Matthew is obsessed with Americanism, I guess, and she and Anja is obsessed with Frenchism or whatever you'd call it.

So she's a Franco file and he's a Merca file. America file. So she comes in with her dog. I take Jaja pretty much everywhere. See what I mean? And she holds up Jaja because Jaja has been sitting on her lap the whole time. And so she orders a martini with a bunch of olives. And then she orders a hot dog for Jarja. And Matju is there in a 10-piece suit. And she's like, how's the day Matju? It was fine. I walked around. I apologize for sitting here in my shabby exercise clothing, but it was just a me day.

I didn't even know you had a 7-piece suit. It actually looks very handsome on you. He's like, it rained. She goes, oh yeah, it's raining right now. Where's my martini? Now see! Now! Now see!

And he's like, oh, I didn't tell you. The interview was nice. I had a second interview and they took different direction than they were going to take with me. So that was nice to hear today. Oh, great. Well, America, when I met him, he was working in watches, the watching industry. Now, not really making them more like walking around opening boxes in front of rich old men saying,

watch, but now he's really working towards more data-centric focus, and it does not help that we're in a country that's not very open to career shifting. Yes, because in New York, my favorite waiter left because it got a job on Broadway. You may have heard of him the Ninh Well Miranda. Here my favorite waiter has been here for 40 years and hasn't even written a song or a hit show. Okay, because that's being a waiter is this job and that's what you're expected to do in Paris.

Hmm. His or President in New York would be fabulous. Watch, walk around with her, dog holder, seven-peat suit owner. I'm going to write that down when I get home. Do not let me forget. Merci. It's just absolutely astounding that in French culture, if you've worked for 10 years and watch retail, they won't let you have a high level strategic job at a corporation. I just love because he goes, yes, in New York, I think I could find more jobs.

And I love that they're kind of with each other for the same reason, but it's such vastly different places. Like he's thinking she's a ticket to America and she's thinking he's a trip to French luxury. It's cute. It's cute. It's like some weird gift to the Maggi situation. So yeah, yeah, she's like his resume in New York would be, would be fabulous. I mean, look at all these different experiences. He's sold watches, he's fixed watches, he's held watches. I mean, he could be hired by JP Morgan tomorrow. Hey, Matthew, what time is it?

23. See, see. He's amazing. So she's like, um, you know, he has a lot of pressure because we have a varying expense of lifestyle that we can afford. And Matthew, how are we going to finance the wedding? Because I'd really like it to be like, Christmas time at the Ritz. He's like, uh, how about the Hyatt?

It's on the street. He's like, um, Christmas time at the Ritz, please. What about, um, uh, the lobster rouges? Is that what it's called? Red lobster? No, no, no, no, the Ritz, the Ritz. Old MacDonald had on the farm. No, no, I don't think that Ritz straight up Ritz.

She goes, I mean, so we go to the high yet, but we don't go on vacation. We dress beautifully, but we're finding sample sales and going to woodberry common outlets. And like, things are not always what they appear, even if they appear very glamorous and in a 12 PC. Okay, it's very different. And if Matthew had a job, it wouldn't be so much pressure. I mean, I can't do art hustling forever. Do you want some hot dog? Oh my God, this first. So she's ordered a hot dog. So the hot dog comes and she offers him some and he goes, I will take some after Zaza's done. She goes, okay, Shasha, go ahead and eat your hot dog. The dog eats that, half the hot dog and she goes,

okay, she's done, you can have some now. Oh my God, this is so sick. They're basically two people playing dress up, try to be fancy and like, they're just like splitting hot dogs with the dog at the rest of the room. He's amazing. I love this.

And I love that she's showing it because you know, that's, I feel like most of the people on these shows on Bravo are like this, Piquein Duret, or like a perfect example from the top of my head, but they're just faking it so hard and just thinking, like, I'm gonna make it.

If I just keep faking it, I'm gonna make it. But they don't really show the faking it part, you know? And I like this. She's like, oh no, we're faking it. Yeah, I love that. I love that she's like, yeah, we just love dressing up. And maybe someday we'll actually get to have this lifestyle that we pretend to have. Yeah, it's like,ly rooting for Onya. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like

it's like Renfair enthusiast just praying for the day for time travel like we're just gonna keep doing this until we can go back to 1503. So let's go to Le Cavalier. Let's go to Le Cavalier, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to Le Paisis Apatma. So it's a KC department. She's cleaned up a little bit because Yoann's coming over. And she just knows if Yoann comes over and sees a sock in the floor.

Who are you? You're stupid pig. He's come back to Tisis Quas. So he comes over and he's like, oh, hello. Good to see you. You look so beautiful. You are so fabulous. And then she's showing him some clothes. And she's like, I think this one's cute. What do you think?

He's like, yeah, well, I brought to you some Chloe Colette pieces from a new collection. And she's like, um, Chloe Colette. Yeah, I just got them from work. I was like, oh, this guy. He's just going from there. He just stole some shit from Chloe Collette. I was like, something is gonna be bad here.

He was in the previews. He was in the previous leaves, and now this is something weird here. And Casey tells us, I mean, it's not gonna be a problem if Yoann styles for me for fun. One time, I mean, I don't think Victoria's gonna care. And you're like, oh shit. Oh, I love where this is going. Yeah. So she's

like, oh my god, I love this. This is like hope. I'm like, classy. Oh, like a pretty woman. And he's like, oh, this is expensive. Hold on. The expensive. So then we go to Victoria at work, at Chloe Colette. No one has noticed the missing dress yet. And I looked at this site, the Chloe Club site, and I wrote the note, their ballet clothes, because they are ballet clothes. So then Victoria is like, is Jenny ready for this meeting? Like, are we doing this meeting? So Jenny comes in with her tight smile. She's, oh, so we're waiting on you, Ann. Are we? Are we waiting on you, Ann? Okay. I'm just gonna stand here very thinly in a ballet dress

and just wait, okay? Okay. Well, as far as our samples go, we were supposed to have them last week. So I'm just like really stressing out because we're not she by Shirei, okay? And so then there's this other girl, Lara. And she's just like, she just hates Victoria.

You can just tell. And she's like, well, we're having a party, which means that we need all the samples prior to that. But that's like in a month. And chance like, oh, this is the American girl. Yeah, is this her? No, this isn't her design sister. Well, I don't think she's American.

So I don't think she's American because the older woman who we see later in the scene, they look alike and they have the same last name. So I think this is the daughter of the older woman. So I think she has, but she has an American accent, but I am going to infer that she really is French but with a great American accent. So I was trying to get her like.

Oh, you think she's like faking American in France? Do people do that? Well, I don't think she's faking American, but I think she might be like Margot, you know, where she's like mostly American, but like little French touches. She's back in France for some work or whatever. Yeah, so she's basically saying like,

well, you know, we're having a party, which means that like we need all the samples part of that, but like that's like a month and Jen is like Okay, I just like Dr. Finklestein says deep breaths deep breaths deep breaths. Okay. Okay, so I need the samples So I can correct things because it's very very unlikely. I'm it's gonna be great with the very first product. Okay So Victoria tells us we're planning a very incredible event that's gonna showcase String Paris Fashion Week. And Jenny's just,

Jenny's still standing there going. Anything from Yoann? Okay, I just, I don't wanna have to repeat everything I'm about to say, because I'm about to say things. And if Yoann's not here, I'm gonna have to say them again. So, wow.

Wow, look at us, just waiting. Isn't. So, wow. Look at that. Just waiting. It's nice to find everybody. Look at that, it's waiting. This is great. And Laura's like, well, I just tried to call him right now and Jen's like, great, he's not answering great. Okay, well, I'm gonna do what the fuck shrug.

Here we go. Just did it. So Victoria tells us, yeah, I'm head designer and Yoann is in charge of social media and client relations. And since I introduced him to this company, like his work performance is a reflection on me. And if that goes south, I mean, that's where I'm from,

the south, and it was traumatizing. And if I have to go back there again, I mean, it's gonna really, it's gonna be trauma. It's gonna be trauma. And then we go back to Jen saying I mean, it's gonna really, it's gonna, it's gonna be trauma. It's gonna be trauma. And then we go back to Jans saying, okay, so I want him in here. Does anyone know where he is? And then this older woman, Marja, who's like played by a strawberry, Agdash, who was like, well, it's, you know, you know, like, well, who looks just like, oh,

sorry. I was like reading my notes in her accent. I was like, she looks just like Lara. Whereas we discussed the models are going to be replaced by Bela Rina's. So they're going for Bela looks. So weird. It's like a bizarre aesthetic, but you know what, it's cute and it is casual. But I love that they're actually going for that so I was like these are ballet rehearsal clothes Make it ballet, but also make a chain belt. Okay go So the older lady Maja's like yes

And Victoria's like um did he? And Maja's so annoyed because she gets to say one thing a meeting, you know? And these young bitches, it's like, now's all waiting for this, you know, got to show up. And now the girls are just talking about how they're making phone calls. And so Victoria's like, he didn't answer. Yeah, Laura just had this evil smile like, no bitch. You're stupid.

It's a failure. And much is like, well, glad I tried to say something today in the meeting. I do not know what they pay me here. And Jimmy says, like, I just don't understand, like it was three minutes, 10 minutes ago, and he was supposed to be here. You guys, you know what? This isn't cool. This is not cool. That's what's happening. So let's get some waiting music. A tricksy pun on Monoclay. Could you please play something? It's like, do do do do. Time, time, time, time, time, time,

time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, commercial break. You do the fresh music ever. Yeah, because it was a commercial break and we come back. They're still waiting and Jen is like, okay, so I want him to be here. So we don't know where he is right.

And then he, he like enters in like no big issues. He's like, hello. And then he like to sit down and Jen's like, I'm sorry, I'm late, but you know, passionably late. I know. She's like, oh, well, look, you decided to show. Aren't we excited?

So Victoria explains to us that in Paris, work hours are a little more laid back. Like lunch you can enjoy, and you're going to get 20 smoke breaks a day. But that doesn't mean you can be late for a meeting. Like a meeting you have to be on time. So now Jen's going to plot the really big pass of aggressive artillery. She's like, okay, so just to be brief,

just to I'm just a brief use since you decided to be 30 minutes late. We were discussing the party for events and he's for the event. And he's like a vent about what? And so Lara's like, Lara's like, a vent about what? She was like, and so Lara's like, you know Lara's like squeezing her mom's hand like off to the side secretly, like, oh my God. And she's like, you know, the party we're throwing for the launch of the collection,

which collection? For... Collection of what? Chloe, Collette, what is that? It's what this building is. Which building? In Chen says, we're discussing the guest list, which we're counting on you for people, well, the people for the party. And there's a party. His eyes are like, the party we're having.

Why are you saying it was crazy stuff to me? He's looking at it like you just said, it's true. They can bring dinosaurs back and we've already lost many people in the city to a velociraptor that's running down the Shons Lise. He's like, what? And Masha's like, we need a list of 80 people to choose from because we cannot add more than 50 here.

So we need some choices. And he goes 50 or 15, 50 or 51. And she's like, uh, it's going to look impersonal. You know, I want to make it look like home. Uh, who's home? No, the concept of home. Okay. I don't.

I don't get it. The concept of home. I don't get it. Jen's like, um, okay, do you have any people in mind already? Oh, yes, I do. He like gives us face like. So she's so, he's so busy with her. I love it. She's okay.

So let's run a casting for the model, Sam. And he's just swiping on his phone. Like with bitchie face. And she goes, she goes, yo, and she just airs it, but she just starts, yeah, she's just pulling on her hair. She's like doing like a Rapunzel. She's like, yo, and, she's like, um, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, yeah. So, do we, and, but we're going to work on samples and models and guest lists.

Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, Joanne. Joanne. And then they show his cracked screen on his phone, which of course he's got this cracked-ass screen. And so you wouldn't be a villain on Bravo without a cracked screen. No, no. So then Jenny's like, well, before I leave the city, I need to have a guest list.

Is that gonna work, you man? You man, stop rolling your eyes at me. You're never gonna have a fabric store in the future with an attitude like that. It's okay. I need less outstues from you and more chiffon. Who is this woman who talks to me? She runs the company.

Oh, which company? Chloe, because that's, who just told you what it was two minutes ago. I don't know. You're gonna have to guess list out, okay, you win. He goes, okay. He goes through like a smile and then he gets up and saunters out all bitchfully.

Bitchfully. So then it's after the meeting and they're having like the post meeting meeting where they talk about what they really think about what happened in the meeting and so Gen. So everyone's there except for Johan in this room and he's like, you know, it's like he has no respect. I swear to God and Laura's like, yeah, he's just kind of like rude. Oh my god. Magic. Did you have lunch already today? Oh no, that was the door creaking behind you. Oh yeah, this door just creaks open.

Oh my god, I wish the door was in Paris closed. You know what, it's fine. We need to have a talk about him being on time though. So someone goes over and takes a heart pillow from the couch and I'm like, closes the door and then puts the pillow there to keep the door closed which hello brainy acts That's not really gonna work. That's not gonna work And Jen's like, you know, I knew it was like you know what like I just knew was everything that we had to like I knew We like we had to repeat everything we already look. I'm already repeating everything But how I was said we're gonna had to repeat everything we already, look, I'm already repeating everything, but how I was said, we're gonna have to repeat everything we already

said, because he was late. Okay, this is absolutely not good. Yeah. Okay, so he's in charge of everything then. And then you're on comes in, he's like, is there something wrong here? Oh, no, we just, we're experimenting with pillows on the ground. So that's something awkward. Because he knows they're talking about him. So he just leaves again with like a bitchy face. She's like, that was so awkward. Oh my god. Hey you guys, do you remember what just happened when I said it was so awkward to that thing that happened before? It was so awkward. Oh my god, I'm explaining myself three times today for every little thing that happens. This is my least favorite thing to do.

So then we go to Aja and Casey at a cafe together. That's just so cute. Like they're always walking hand in hand. Oh my god, they're actually at a cafe together. That's just so cute. Like, they're always walking hand in hand. Being like, oh my God. I think they're actually at a cheese shop. Are they at a cheese shop? Oh, there's a cheese shop. Yeah, and they are ordering cheese. And I'm just gonna be doing a blush and brush party. And she talks about how she loves a good brunch.

Cause she's like, cause like, back home. Sorry, still catch my breath. I'm doing myself type of Beth Labnetra assistant. But back at home, I, still catch my breath. I'm doing myself tape about the metra system. But back at home, I would have like 11 people over. I mean, I'd have people over at 11 a.m. And just get them like shit face drunk and blackout, like while having bacon, egg, and cheese. And then we just like all go to like this high school afterwards.

It's just like stuff on. Um, why are you filming yourself on your camera phone? Like there's cameras here. Why are you walking in place? You're right. You're right. You're going to get your phone back away. So Casey's like, I love French culture and French food.

So like, if I don't get a meeting with a pre-picture, I'm going to go home soon and then like, where am I going to get cheese? And I'll just like, yeah, the biggest difference between shopping for cheese in New York and France are like options. Because America, you have like craft singles, but in Paris, I have so many options. Like, I could have a different cheese every single day. Have you been to a fucking whole foods?

Like, what are you talking about? Yeah, she's like, I could have different cheese every single day and I still wouldn't be able to fuck them across my favorite Until my deathbed, well, I'm like, well, I'm sure that deathbed would probably be only about like eight weeks Given the amount of cheese you have every day then But it's gonna be a stinky deathbed It's like it only cheesefad So no one two months everyone, but um, Casey I could only cheese fad. So no one two months, everyone.

But Casey, it made me cringe the most. Casey wins the cringiest thing to say in the entire episode. She goes, oh my God, it's like a California pizza kitchen where you're like, oh, don't stop shredding that cheese. And the ladies at the Firmash were you're like, oh God. She said California pizza kitchen, did she? Kick her out, get rid of her.

You know there's a reason why there's no American fast-catchable restaurants based on French food. Get out! So, yeah, I, uh, also I'm starting to suspect Ajay's like, you know, ability to be a good tour guide for us. She's like, the best, the biggest difference between the New York Metro and the French Metro are fonts. And the biggest difference between America, shopping for cheese is in America's craft singles and France, not craft singles. I'm like, okay, I feel like I'm not really learning too much, but I love your enthusiasm. If you came here to learn, you came to the wrong school and you made a wrong turn somewhere

So Casey is oh my god, we should walk down the street together Oh, hey, guess what you dropped this and then she puts out her hand and they hold hands and walk down the street It's so cute, but you know that Ajay was like oh, I thought I dropped a dildo from the sex club on my street So we got a marga's apartment and there's an octet door and it's definitely homazet. So she's like, oh my god, hey mom, come on in. I guess we can sit on the couch. Oh god, but Pete on the couch. I guess it was like a territorial pee. So I'm doing the covers. Well, I tried to show the covers. I was starting to do it. I had the idea of like, we could do, I should clean these with, and I was like,

I just don't feel like doing it. So sorry, it's just, the teachers gonna have to stay. I've been really upset because like, but like made a territorial pee, and I'm like, oh my god, well, so like, you want to talk about your projects. And she's like, yeah, I have like a lot of ideas. It's just, it's hard to execute them.

Well, you know, laundry is not a hard idea. You know, you could probably do laundry. Clean this thing is so far, okay? Yeah, but mom, like I said, I'm going gonna do so many things and I haven't done them. So now I have like anxiety about saying I'm gonna do something because like if I say something and then don't do them, like what's gonna happen? Well, you'll probably still be on Beastaint Gouch. And then your father paid for and still be fine.

So I don't really understand the anxiety. You know, what I always say when I run out of things to tell my hopeless daughter, I think you're never losing your time when you have ideas, whether they're happy or not, it's good to have ideas. It's good to try to make them happen. And like I always say, you can't pay for your rent with ideas, but you can't pay for your rent with ideas, but you can pay for rent with other people's money. So there you go.

There's an idea. You can steal it. So Margot's like, yeah, growing up, my mom was like, stay at home. And it's like, if like I came home from school, like there was mom. And then like, when I when I would go to bed, like there's mom, you know, or like if it's time to eat, oh my god, mom's there. But then she divorced dad, and then she started a jewelry line,

and it's impressive, but like, out my heart, like I have such anxiety, I just can't go outside now. And Margo's like, you know, I just think and fear is in my way. It's like I just have, I feel like fear you know, I just think and fear is in my way. My it's like, I just have, I've like fear and like, I just have a fear of failure, which is why I don't start anything. So definitely it's like, well, you know, it's so funny, it makes me laugh so much and then cry, because I

such a way overly confident as a little girl. And then you have so much anxiety as an adult. And Margo is like, yeah, I was confident until the divorce with dad. So I'm not gonna say I blame you for this state of my life, but I'm gonna say that's pretty much your fault. Yeah. It's totally your fault and what would make me feel better is a business.

So get on that mom. So she basically tells us that her mom wasn't happy. So she left and hurt her and she sided with her dad because the mom was the one he left. But we all know she sided with her dad because she had had the money that was going to pay for this lifestyle. She's currently living. Yeah. And that created a rift with her mom. So she didn't speak to her mom for a year. But then basically she missed her. But also her dad cut her down to 2,000 dollars a month from 10,000.

So it helps to have another parent that spoke to you. Yeah, diversifying your revenue streams. Yes, so dad. You see, she thinks. She thinks, she has good ideas. So dad means like, you know, I think I've learned that you're an adult, which is hilarious because you act most like child when you're an adult. But you know what, yes, I am your mother and I will always be your adult, which is hilarious because you act most like child when you're an adult. But you're not, yes, I am your mother, and I will always be your mother, which means

the shame will last my entire life. But you are an adult, and I'm not going to tell you what to do because I've tried too much and it is so, so frustrating. So before I was controlling you, you are under my roof and it drove me crazy when you wouldn't do it, I would say. And now I do pottery. Controlling clay is so much easier. I've taken pottery class now. And now you can just fail on your own. It's not my problem. And Marga's like, don't stay in this past. Why do you stay in this past? Move forward. And she's like, well, I don't want to waste any more time. Do you want to play a

PlayStation game? Hold on, I just need to nap in the P for a second. So then we go to Emily and Casey and they're walking through the city with bags and flowers because it's brunch time at Aja's home. So they got a group apartment. Not quite yet actually. First, we have Trixi singing. Because no, you're right. I thought we were in a different scene, but you're right.

We are at brunch. Yeah, so we're at brunch and we're at Aja's apartment, which is super cute and she's cooking. Her friend Jackie's over there helping her. And Jack's like, oh my God, who's coming? Okay, let me see. I know Casey and Emma. Who else? So she's like, well, there's Emma and then there's Emily and they're coming and oh my god That looks beautiful babe. Okay, you know why I picked this group of girls and didn't invite the other hags These are these girls are drugs. I don't care about the rest of the cast their bitches, but these girls are drugs

And you know one thing I really love about this show is you get to see how just like, horrifically small these apartments are in Paris because Aja is like, she's like, literally living in a bell for years, I think there's like beams, like support beams, but she has like, navigate around to get into her kitchen and it's like just so small.

And so, people are coming over and- It's like that little coffin I lived in in Brooklyn. I've lived in so many tiny places like I couldn't stand up in my bedroom. It was the coffin closet over the bathroom. Yeah, my friend, my friend who lived in Paris. Remember I said, I think I said how I stayed with her. She lived on the top floor and like in a lot of those old buildings, the top floors were where the help lived. And so they have these shitty tiny, like little spaces where, you know, that's where the roof starts to come in, which sounds like it's almost like what you went through. And

like, it's like half the apartment is just like roof. Yeah. It's like angled roof. Yeah. So, um, that, that, that, that. So Emily's like, Emily comes and she's like, oh my God, it's so good to see you. Oh my God, you know what? Honestly, can I tell you honestly something? I'm driving right into Sharkootery because I'm like Sharkootery master. So. It's like, great. It's like not a novelty inaster, so. Yeah, it's like, great. It's like not a novelty in France, but fine.

So then I just like, she's like, well, I made a quiche, guys, but I used to hate quiche. And I'm still not a big fan of quiche, so maybe I still hate quiche. So I'm just gonna focus on the cheese board. I'm like, you're not gonna fit in at Sonya, Raquel, I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, so they do their blush and brush

and I'll just explain to you. She goes, you know, I really love like a paint and set. So I'm hosting a blush and brush because blush from the alcohol and brush from the painting, but yet we get it. We got it, we got it. We got it like three scenes ago when you said it. We figured it's like, oh wait, wait, I thought for a moment,

it's like you brush your hair until you get embarrassed and blush. Someone just says really mean things to you that embarrass you in public while you brush your hair. But I would also go to also, by the way, let's not overlook that Victoria has a really annoying way of walking into social things. She's like, she does, she really does, she does that. Hi! Oh my God! You look so cute!

Oh, the hug! Yeah, the hug! Yeah! What are you wearing? But her personality is not like that at all. No, but that's just how she leads. It's strange. Yeah. So they're doing like- She all. No, but that's just how she leads. It's strange. Yeah.

So they're doing like every scene. Like every scene. Yeah, so they're doing like arts and crafts. They never eat the quiche by the way. I really want to hear some feedback about the quiche because I thought it looked quite good, to be honest. And they're doing like, I'm just doing like, pressing a stamp in or something.

And she's like, I feel I'm feeling so arts, but like also, like so arti, but like also this is like a workout. And I arti, but also this is like a workout. And Emily's like, yeah, this really is a workout. And I just like, like, you want to feel how firm my ass is from all that working out, at which point, this opens the door for Emily and Victoria to be obnoxious about their bodies.

Yeah, Emily goes, I don't have an ass. And Victoria is all, yeah, I'm like in Victoria to be obnoxious about their bodies. Yeah, Emily goes, I don't have an ass. And Victoria is all, yeah, I'm like a stick, like literally a stick stick. Okay, I'm like the stick of a stick. I'm like, even a stick would be like, oh my God, you are so skinny. And Emily's like, yeah, like I'm so skinny, but like, that's what I'm not gonna do.

I'm not gonna gym. I am not gonna work out. Yeah, and I can't work out either because the gyms are like, humans only, not actual sticks, but I'm like a sex, so I can't even work out. Oh my God, isn't it funny how we're like, naturally thing without working out? Yeah, yeah, one time I was gonna work out at a gym

and I went in, I was like, I wanna sign up for your gym and they were like, sorry, we can't even see you because you're so fit, like you're too light to sign up. Sorry So I just like wow, so you guys just look like this and then we're like, hey, Ajah Where's the inframasery? Is it the one of rapato? The rapato one? That's the best one I love the rap a dude from from Ajah You know, I just like that's my from Ajah and you are not allowed to claim it find your own one How dare you make it to my sex shop for my jury

So they do like a keyst year. Oh, so you do you do you yeah, you're right. They do so then I also can we talk about how dark this apartment is for brunch? It is so dark. I was like this poor girl like did she have like a port hole for a window in there I was like oh this poor girl, like, did she have like a port hole for a window in there? Like, I was like, oh, it is dark. Oh my God, this look like a luxury apartment to me. God, we've had very different experiences in apartments. I'm like, wow, are you a Rockefeller? This is amazing. Looking out the wood, it's like the beans of the building,

you know, and the roof. Like, quasi-modo, it's just like... I'm not gonna natural wood. Quasimoto's like climbing up the beam to get to the bell on top. He's like, I won't work out either. Oh, I'm just like, well, you I got. Okay, you I get quasi.

Do you go to the Framajury on Rambato? Oh my God, you too. Can I have one fucking secret? So, a Margot and Anya aren't there, which is rude, okay? They don't date. Very rude. Well still, I mean, come on.

Anya had to eat her little dinner. I mean, maybe they were invited and just couldn't come. Or Margot's case, you had the idea of going, but couldn't quite really execute it. She didn't want to fail at eating keys, so she didn't come. So Emma says, so here it is, sign her Victoria, right?

And Victoria's like, yeah, I was like here three years for school, but like I'm from Texas. So it was like school, but also traumatic. And Emily's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, she did undergrad here, babe, babe, I need to talk to you about this. Like I need to like learn from you. And Victoria says, baby, I can teach you

what every you need. Yeah, she's a lot of babe here. A lot of babe before she finds out that Emily is like a totally privileged person. So she's like, she's a lot of babe here a lot of babe before she finds out that Emily is like a totally privileged person So she's like she's doing her like baby like we're best friends So she's like what everything need babe? So Emily says basically here's what happened like basically a family friend offered me this position at one of his like design companies I don't know if you've heard of it. It's called Sonya Raquel. Raquel, Raquel, Raquel.

You just see it and going in Victoria's mind and she's like, oh my God, yes. Of course, congratulations, babe. Congratulations, babe. I'm gonna say in a tone like I'm gonna say congratulations, but my tone will be like, you fucking privileged ass. Like you don't even deserve this internship

and you're an intern Wow, babe. Wow, that's a really hard internship to land babe It's like a whole rebrand of like the collection. It's crazy that like to prove myself. I can't just be like look I'm here I just can't wait to see what sort of tires they make. Babe, it's a fashion thing. Do you not even know what they do? You think they're a tire maker? Wow, babe, so happy you got this thing. Well, they do have a firestone in the cat.

That's true. I was really hoping that Anya was going to be from the Firestone tire family, but no. So, I love also the Emily is talking about she's being hired to do a rebrand. You were just doing gift bags and taking selfies with influencers. Okay. Pamplett's on a table. So Victoria's like, yeah, well, I did. That's how I showed up. I was like, hi, I'm here. I mean, I was a buyer's assistant. I was going from Dallas to LA every two weeks while I was in school.

Like I literally had to learn everything myself. No one showed me the ropes. So that's just how you do it. She's like, I mean, someone who's worked as hard as I have, there's just like always wealth your kids or kids with more connections. It's just like, do you think just like fall into their lap? And then Emily's like, well, I'm only in it for the business side, but it's a lot, I'm like really overwhelmed. Victoria's like, she's just sort of like giving Ray John's like, that's great, babe. That's great, babe. She isn't, she's also got the cat I make up on today,

which is not helping, because she's trying not to give evil life, but she hates her. And I don't blame her, really. I think it's natural, because Emily is just making it. Emily gets more obnoxious about it as they go. Yeah, because I think it's natural because Emily is just making it. Emily gets more obnoxious about it as they go. Yeah, because I think the thing is that like I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think the thing that really makes it frustrating is it'd be one thing if Emily had an interest. You know, she had a family connection and she was able to get in there, but like she doesn't, this isn't

something she's ever professed any interest in and it literally came her way. She's like, sure, I'll do it. I don't really care, but I'll say that I care, and I'll just see what happens, and it's like this prestigious internship. It's like, And she keeps saying over and over, like I don't even wanna be in it. Like I don't even wanna be in fashion, and like look, like I'm in fashion.

So like I guess I'll do it, but God, I really don't wanna be in fashion. Victorious, like I'm gonna kill this bitch, right? So, I'm just like, I'm so proud of you, babe. I'm so proud. And Emily's like, yeah, because I don't even know what I'm doing. And like as an American, I'm gonna be in an office with a French speaker.

Victor is like, well, yeah, but it doesn't matter what you do or where you came from. You have to start somewhere unless you're rich, of course. And then you can be you. And just congratulations. By next month month you'll be running the company. So that's great. Yeah, well I got to wear an evil eye because there's gonna be a lot of envy surrounding us right?

Victoria just staring at her like die. Just die, die right now. Yeah, because Victoria's like yeah, but you know you're gonna do with some jealous people and they're gonna brag about all the things that they've done to get there. You know, so you have to be free. And I like the insinuation is like, they've worked to get there and you haven't. So you're gonna have to deal with people being pissed off at you, right? And Emily takes it. It's like, yeah, yeah, because like, we're an evil eye,

because everybody's gonna be MPS. And that's like how it is for all of us, right? Like, all of us. She's just looking at her like, die and you're fucking sleep. Yeah. So now we go to a department store with Anya and Aja and Aja has decided that she wants to get a new job because they stuck her in cookware and she's supposed to be in beauty at her e-commerce, you know, business company. So she's going to shop for some interview pieces with Agniesz. They're like shopping and they're like trying on some like red things and yellow things, like ketchup and mustard.

And Agniesz is like, oh, this is cute. I think that you should do this. It's slightly matronly, but that's also sort of my style. As long as it makes you look like you're in the 50 plus category of any sort of demographic, I think it's hot. Yeah, this relationship's funny because they're so opposite. And I was just like, well, I don't think it's cute, but I'm glad you like it. I love majoringly, so. And then, objects, plain stress. In our friend group, they're like two sides. There's a side that comes from money and they don't have to work and they have

a safety net. And then there's me and there's Anya and there's Victoria who have to work and we have to like find careers that are fulfilling financially emotionally Sex-clobbly like for Maasher really Keisha Lee. I mean Keisha Lee. Yeah, I don't measure by the way And I was just like yeah, it's e-commerce so like they wouldn't force me to come back to America right away But like I'd really need to find a new job. So, um, by the way, this reminds me, this is like, there was a central divide in gallery girls too. There was like Brooklyn and Manhattan. And you had like the Snotty Manhattan girls who just like were from wealthy families. And then you had the Snotty Brooklyn girls who were not from multi-families but hated the girls who were from the wealthy families and the

wealthy families, the how put like the the hipsteriness of the Brooklyn girls. So we were seeing some good parallels. Oh, classism. The old stand-by always works, works every time. Yeah. So I'll just like, you know, how's it going with you and Matthew? And she's like, well, you know, it's really hard for Matthew, because like, look, if we met at a dive bar, I would have the wedding at the dive bar, but we met at the rites. So that's where we have to have the wedding, you know?

God, I'm so glad we didn't meet in a bathroom. Wouldn't that be awkward? That would be just terrible. I'm glad we didn't meet with me trying to buy a watch from him because that would be a difficult situation. You really can't keep a job wearing selling watches. I don't know. I don't know. Ania knows that she's not beholden to the place where you met someone to have like the wedding. I mean, that would be a lot of back alley weddings for the gay community. I'll tell you that much. I know gay weddings are legal and suddenly we have to have street

cleaners, you know, go up and down the alleyways. So Ania is telling us about her business thing. She's like, I want to focus on my business. It's called, Mazon Firestone. I don't know. People may not realize this. Mazon means house. Fire called Mason Firestone. I don't know people may not realize this. Mason means house. And Firestone means Firestone. So anyway, I want to do private house parties, showcasing art and fashion at a home. And when you come to one of my events, everything you taste, see, try on, put in your mouth, touch with your fingers, poop in, that's for sale, including the help. You know, you're living in a time of human trafficking. It seems like a bad idea to tell everybody. Come to my party.

Everything you see is for sale. So they try and red and yellow like the mustard and ketchup and on is like oh my god hot dog party Want to share my and I'll just like yeah, I want to share my dressing room. You see my titties and math So they go in and they try and close together and on is this too big and I'll just say yeah, it's too cost to me It's just not cost to me enough you mean Yeah, so then we go to Victoria and Emily going to they're gonna go have a like a attention filled drink together where they're gonna pretend to be besties but Victoria's soul can be really pissed at Emily. So they they they're walked

this place and Victoria's like honestly I'm like so excited babe like this could be so much fun like oh my oh my god, I've been, I've just been like, I'm so excited to drink this wine, eat this cheese, I've been starving myself all day for it, some would say I've been working my way up to this moment that we're about to have. And when he's like, oh my god, I didn't really even need wine, but here we are.

It's like just gonna be poured for me. Like, multiple wines. I meant to actually have a diet coke, but here we are. Just gonna have something more expensive and more locks. More of a beer person, but here we are. So, oh my God, it's like you knew that the cheese queen is coming, like they've got cheese here. Oh my God, can I tell you, waiter lady?

I love cheese. She's like, oh, God, for fuck's sake. Okay, this is Chardenay from burgundy the color is very clear Look at this yellow, but it's also called just shake it shake it you fucking idiot fucking a smell it smell it Okay, let me what you think yeah, we call this my peace. Okay, we call this my peace. Oh Really my somehow my glass was filled with dumb parents and how did that happen? The choreo is like, God damn it. That's literally piss.

She wasn't kidding. I love Emily walking into this thing. The cheese thing there and she's saying it's like they knew that cheese queen was coming as if that's not like they go to snack. That's like the Ritz cracker of France. That's what I was saying at the beginning, it's the thing that makes me laugh the best is that they're like, wow, you know what I love? Jeez, I'm laughing because I'm funniest running thing in this show.

Like you're in fucking France, you guys, okay? It's like going to a restaurant and they pour the tap water and they say, oh wow, it's like they need the water queen was here. It's like going to a restaurant and they pour the tap water and they say, Oh wow, it's like they need the water queen was here. It's like the standard. So, um, the lady's like, how do you like my piece? And Emily goes, um, it smells fruity. Just, uh, which kind of fruit? Uh, grapes.

Slitty looks at Victoria. She's this, this, who you bring to my store. So let's see. She wants to. Yeah, so they start talking and Victoria's like, so like do you feel conflicted at all that you're about to go on this unearned journey? Like, how was that feeling for you? Bay.

Bay, weren't you, it's funny, because I know you were interested in interior design. Notice what I'm saying. This is a reminder of how fickle you are. Like, so now you're doing fashion. So you conflicted that you're doing fashion instead of interior design that you claimed you'd like to do, babe. Yeah, because I can, my mind, I had to stay in interior design

even though I really haven't done shit for that either, but my mom does. But then, like, fashion fell can my mind I had to stay in interior to find even though I really haven't done shit for that either, but my mom does. But then like fashion fell into my lap and like, it's just like so much different than I planned. And Victoria's like, yeah, so she's lucky and I really had to work. You know, it's more the same thing. Like I had to work hard. And she's like, well, but you really, like, it's helpful

to learn both even if you end up in, you know, interior because you can go to fashion brands and then you can suggest that they do a home section. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to listen to that advice because, you know, people will say I got it easy and I like it was just handed to me, but they're just jealous because like nothing is handed to you unless you're actually going prove yourself. And by prove yourself, just put out some brochures. So I have a lot of work to do.

I mean, yes, you still have to, you're given the opportunity after prove yourself, but the door is open, you know? People are just used to doors opening, don't understand how that works. You know? Yeah. Yeah. What? Now you go in the room and you still have to prove yourself, don't understand how that works. Yeah. Yeah.

What? You go in the room and you have to get in the room, lady. How do we think that, you know, the other one and the other one wound up being on billboards? Okay? Yeah. Amen. Amen. So then, Emily is like, anyway, like, enough of that, like how amazing my life is. How is actually like working for a living?

That sounds gross. And Victoria is like, yeah, well, I'm really trying to balance working home, basically. Well, why? Because like, it's everyone there, like French speaking Jeff, like speak French. Do you, is it like, are you like in the situation where you're working so hard? You forget to get toilet paper and you got to ask your No region neighbor for so much like actually ya So but anyway like my friend Joanne like he's just like not working well and so and so I'm like oh

Joanne he works with you K. He told me he's her stylist and so Victor was like Wow big Victoria. I guess so Okay, so I mean her eyes turn like black and red like a cartoon steam starts coming out of her nose. She gets so bad and I'm was like oh, you know, and right. I mean did I say something wrong? I just said you know, and I mean it is kind of a funny name You know why to begin. I don't know what you're mad about you. Not like wise. What's wrong with you? Victory's like What's wrong with you? Victor is like, I think he's like, I think he's like,

I think he's a blanket. Not to be a blanket. So she's like, what do you mean? He's her stylist, babe. Well, I didn't, I wouldn't say something wrong. Well, he works for Chloe Khaled

and he's like one of my friends for many, many years and she tells us, I don't know if he's being shady, like styling Casey behind my back, but I guess the shock is that like I didn't hear it from Yoam, I'm hearing it from fucking interior design cheese girl. Hahaha, cheese queen.

So then, so now we see some quick shots, like fun stuff, like Casey and Adjara make like little like sort of like pepperoni, like snackable kind of things, like little, they just make like a really like shitty snack meal. And then Victoria goes over to Margot's apartment, Margot's like, hey, welcome in, like we can sit on the couch first and then we'll have wine. Oh my god, I kind of just came up with like an action plan for myself, pretty cool. I know, I noticed that too. It's like, we'll sit on the couch first

and then after that, we're gonna have wine after that. We've got you to plan, you're doing it. But then they actually go directly to the wine which shows that you couldn't even stick to that plan. Yeah, so they cheers and everything and Victoria says that like there they were like preteens the second they met They were like jamming out to music and dancing and just like being girls So then Margot's like yeah, like I've been okay I mean I've been all over the place with my business idea, but like I'm gonna get more serious because like I have more vision

Which like terrifies me, but like I'm gonna work more serious because like I have more vision which like terrifies me but like I'm gonna work on that cause I'm excited but call me up, let me get my excited voice I'm excited I had an idea dog pee removal service I think it'd be really useful

So, but I wanted to tell you you and slipped into my deums recently like twice now. Let me read them. Okay. So Victoria told me you needed a stylist, you just found one bitch, my rate starts at one K bitch. I can get close for you, Hor, but you're not famous bitch. You have to pay bitch.

Like I know he's your friend and I know that friends are complicated, Hor, but you're not famous bitch. You have to pay bitch. Like, I know he's your friend, and I know that friends are complicated and layer, but he wants me to pay one K and called me a bitch 10 times. So, like he's willing to do it for other girls for free, but like K, like Casey and, or like you, but like, because of like what? Like, I don't have a job and he knows my dad is paying for my rent is that why it's like

Yep, that's how hangers on work. So Victoria's like that like like that like like like actually Rubs me like such the wrong way like that like I'm like rub and such like I'm like a I'm like a a genie lamp that won't open Like I'm rug rub such the wrong way and she's like, you know There's like all these issues with him at work. And there's like complaints with him like not doing his duties and like he shouldn't be taking on other jobs. If like you have a job that you're like not full-fowing. Yeah, and like I love him, but like there have been like so many times when I'm like so done with

him. Like when he reached out to Casey, like Emily brought that up the other day and I was literally like, what? I'm like, I feel like he sees you as this rich girl he can use. And the fact that I've now brought you into my circle and now you're trying to use my friends for your own personal ganna. That is fucked up to me. And Margot's like, don't cry babe. Here, there's a tissue. What tissue? Sorry, I was just, it was an idea I had, but I didn't really follow through it. I didn't follow through it.

And now I'm terrified. Margot's like, honestly, I would have kicked him to the curb a while ago. Well, I would have had the idea to do that, but that's just me. And just like, I just like hope Yo-Man isn't just like using you for a cloud because honestly, I see red flags.

Okay, like you guys need to have a conversation. Like he's being messy at work with you and your friends. And from my perspective, I wouldn't trust him for you at all. Don't, don't, don't, don't. So now we're gonna have problems with you and the trouble with you and next episode. Yeah big you and drama on the horizon. I think that I think Victoria throw some wine in his face. I'm like really looking forward to it. Yeah, so I like the show. I hope people give it a chance because this got a long road to hoe being at point one in the ratings. So come on guys. Give it a go. The first

couple episodes are a little slow, but I think it's definitely finding it screws. It's 100% finding it's groove. It's it's really funny. And like don't let this be another one of those Bravo gems. Well, I don't want to say Jim, but like don't let this be one of those Bravo shows. They're like, actually, that show was really good. I kind of miss it. Like, we've got too many of those, okay? Come on. Living the present, and draw what we have in the present.

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