Watch What Crappens - RGIP: Speed Hating

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

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Everybody welcome to the show today's real housewife real girlfriends in Paris Never gonna say it right. Well, check this is the point right so why they keep that branding so close But real girlfriends in Paris, day, okay? Thank you for being here. Just some quick announcements, Monday night. Is our live show on Spotify live, take a seat. It's every Monday, 7 PM Pacific, 10 PM Eastern, so much fun.

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So go subscribe to that, that's super fun. You'll get the episodes a day earlier than the normal feed if you subscribe to the int. And I think that's that final. Let's get into a little real girlfriends in Paris. Ben, this is the coming out of Victoria is just a asshole. Oh, I love it. I love like this, like, like, unvailing, unmasking Victoria. It was perfection for me. I adored it. We got a lot of messages, actually.

I don't know if you saw any of them, but Victoria is the younger sister of Justin Zido. I guess I think his name is Justin or is it Justin Zido? I've now got to look it up. But her brother was on the real world, and he was the one who he did like a perpay on the real world. And so that was like real world Las Vegas. And so we got a lot of messages from people being like, she's, she's his younger sister. So there it is. That's the reality connection. The other thing we got messages about is I got messages since I'm the self proclaimed former president of the French Club is that last week When we were saying like the opening song was like I'm a woman. I'm a woman. I'm a woman like

But we thought it was saying like just we were jula fam or whatever a lot of people told us a lot of French being people of people in Europe told us whatever. A lot of people told us, a lot of friends speaking people of people in Europe told us, actually what that translated to is J. Laugh Lamb, which means I'm lazy. So this song was I'm lazy. I'm lazy. I'm lazy. I'm lazy. I'm lazy. I'm lazy. I'm lazy girl or something. I think it was like I'm too lazy. I'm too lazy to do things. Yeah, because I'm a very bothered. It's like I can't be bothered. I can't be bothered. I won't be bothered. Well, that is definitely the theme of the show.

Um, I'm a girl is just we don't feel. I'm feeling. Yeah, we don't feel. I'm feel. I'm feeling just we don't feel. So that's that. Um, so that is that. That is that. I'm glad we just, you know, just covering up some loose ends from last week.

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Google Translate. I was like, that's that. Goodbye. Thank you for your service. Yes. So this week we open at Casey's apartment. Now here's the thing about this show. It's Casey. I am only friends with girls pretty much. I've very few male friends. All my besties are girls. I grew up in Texas as well, Miss Victoria. So when people start with like, I'm always waiting for the sea urchin to jump out of the ocean and try and ruin my life, and make some dirty deal with me in return for some legs

to get a prince, okay? Always. And Casey kind of gives me that vibe too, because she's always scrunching her nose and doing the like, oh my God, this is crazy. And she does panamine with her hands, like if she's like, I'm riding a bike, then she'll do her hands in circular motions,

like pedals going around a bike. Or if she says, I can see that over there, she'll put binoculars up to her face. Very much, it's very much like the Corio and Jack a little pillow like to add. So she's very, you know, panamini expressive. And so I doubt it, you know, I'm like, no, she's not bitchy at all.

Like she's super cute, like I love her. I think she's starting to slip a little too. I think her real personality starting to come out. Just at her annoyance, I love a really cute, to like stereotypically cute person who will turn around and read you the right act. So I'm just saying I have hope for you Casey. I have hope. Yeah. I have a concern about Casey, but it doesn't come in the scene. So I'm just gonna put a pin in

it. I'm putting a pin in it. But I have I do have a concern. I mean, if you're willing to guess what my concern is about Casey, you can make your guess now. You can lock lock in your guesses right now about why I'm concerned about Casey. Nope, I'm not having anything. All right, we'll get to it. But anyway, she is, she's sitting on her so if I'm trying to get in the appointment for the prefecture, because as Amia said,

oh, you should never move a prefecture appointment if you don't have to move it. So now she's trying, since she did do that, now she's trying to get it. So she's basically tangling with French bureaucracy over, like, not only French bureaucracy, but French phone bureaucracy, which, oh, God, my heart goes out to her. I can't imagine that's, like, anyone's, like, idea of having a fun afternoon. Yeah. And then we see shots of Paris, and we see a guy in the park doing, like, shells, you know, where you put things under the shells, and then we see shots of Paris and we see a guy in the park doing

like shells, you know, where you put things under the shells and then you move them around. They did that last week too, by the way. I think they found like a three-card Montecona situation and they're just using that every week. I'm like, uh, there's got to be more con artists in France that you can get your old footage of. But I don't think they're using shells. I think they're using like pots or something, you know, it's very French. It's very cute. It looks like you look, there's, you know, we have shells in the park too, but it's it's romantic. Oh, you lose your money in such a more romantic, foodie way.

I know, I'm not going to lie. When I finished watching this show because I watched it this morning, I went and got a croissant. I was like, my plan this morning was to have a healthy breakfast. And next you know, I'm eating a croissant. Just because I was like, you can't watch all these, all this footage of Paris and then like not want to get yourself like a croissant.

So. I think you're mostly paying attention to those side scenes, those like interesting, because I watch this show and I'm like, I'm never eating again. These people cannot eat, why can't I not eat? And then I like spiral. And all day I'm like, I wonder if they're hungry.

I wonder if it's just natural. Do they take out a roll? Or if they just train their body? Is it natural? I'm having a good time. I think Chris on snout. I was on the Instacart site earlier because God forbid I leave my house.

But, you know, Chris on snout. Okay, Margot. Bye again. You know, so my bye again section. I'm like, fuck you, bye again. Like, be why again, okay? Bye again. I don't need you, Chris on. I'm like, fuck you. Buy again. Like B-Y-E again. Okay. Buy again. I don't need you, Cliff Launt. I don't need you. I want to be picked at speed dating. You would be Ronnie. You would totally be picked at speed dating. Only if it was the drug speed.

Not any other kind. Well, if maybe you brought some croissants to speed dating, you'd be picked. I brought croissants and speed. I'm marrying her. So, yeah, we're getting flashes of everyone doing a round town. And so we are at Victoria's apartment and she is telling herself, she's like, you got this. It's going to be a great day. It doesn't matter if no one else believes in you. You believe in you.

Like we should have known she has like secret rage issues at that very moment. She's francing around and they're halter top and the things under her eyes. We should have known. And also, how victim are you? Get shut up even if nobody else believes in you. They handed you a fucking fashion company. And you know what? You're talking about. And you know what? Also, have you noticed that in every single shot, she is wearing a halter, not a halter, but what is something that shows your mid-riff? It's not always a halter top, but whatever it is, she's always showing it off.

And a nice extra large t-shirt from Haynes. That was a mean to myself, but... I know, I was like that meaner to me than I intended to be, but you said it would like it to downer to like, I should. Right after talking about Chrisont starvation, I'm sorry, I'm not in a bad mood. Okay, I don't know where that's coming from. I need to get back to this because it's the way it left off, I sound like I'm slut shaming and I'm not. Because I think that, like, listen,

if you're proud of your body and you want to show it off, you show it off, but I also feel like, you know, like when people show off their bodies, they're also doing the act of showing off. So, like, I know it's, like, it's awesome. But I was like, I was kind of like, part of me was like, oh, Victoria is is probably like, she is, she loves this. She loves, because everyone are basic.

We like people in crop tops can't be, it's here. What I'm saying is that she's acting like she's like the cool one, she's like cool and down to earth, but I'm like, she feels herself a lot. And I'm not trying to say this from a place that like she should be dressed more conservatively, I'm not at all, but I'm just saying that it's like winter time and everyone else is like completely wrapped up

in like 10 layers in every scene. And she's always like, and like, she's always like, yeah, but I still gotta show off that I look at these hot. I'm gonna do a video. Yeah, I'm gonna do a new all. I think her thing is, you know, she is very beautiful and she is picked by all the guys. She's just one of those girls and so I think she does that foe. I'm really insecure guys.

You know, like I feel like she probably posts word memes on her Instagram that say things like that. Like even if no one else believes in you, you believe in you. Um, even though it's a lot of them, look at it. Why don't we go look at it right now? I feel like people who, it's like her doing model shots, looking gorgeous. Um, but I feel like people who post memes like that or who say things like that, know that they're bullshit.

You know what I mean? I feel like they know it's supposed because if. Because if no one else believes in you, that doesn't mean you believe in you. That's a serenity. I don't know. I feel like it's false positivity to make herself look more insecure. So people aren't mad that she isn't insecure,

that she's got like so many perfect things about her. Does that make sense? Well, let's see. I'm looking at her, I'm looking at her thing. She's at, there's a picture of her in L, she has like a little picture car or so of her at like LAX. And there's a shot of her. She is like sitting and she's looking over shoulder

and she's got a hand that's like touching her forehead. And then the next shot is the same thing, but now her hand looks slightly different. But it's the exact same photo hand that's like touching her forehead. And then the next shot is the same thing, but now we're a hand, it looks slightly different, but it's the exact same photo. And she's like, God, I love both these photos. Like where one hand is sort of like up touching my hair. And the other one, the hand has already touched the hair. Why should I have to edit myself?

The people should be able to see both versions of my hand. They're both going on the carousel guys. We're using them both to get the carousel ready. This is why carousels were invented. She actually does not have word inspiration on her Instagram. So that's I'm shocked. I just got to her Instagram too. I'm like to her credit, she does not have wordings. Well, let's see her story though. What about her story? Well, she's at a wedding, so she just has, okay, you know what? Guess what? She defies expectations.

Yeah, there you go. So then we go to Emily's apartment. And Emily's like, if there's one thing she's doing one of those stuff, I'm not gonna think that's it. And she's like, if there's one thing you know about Emily, if so, I'm always using this lipstick right here. I don't go out without red. Look, I'm getting some on.

Mm-hmm. Get that fuck away from me. I know. We get on your makeup, okay? Ah! This is not a life hack that you put on a red lipstick. There's one thing you know about Emily, shut up. So then we go to Casey's and she's still on the phone

with Prick Chill. And they finally answer, they're like, I lost the bed. And she's still on the phone with prolific chill and they finally answer They're like I love stupid and she's like yeah funny That you know that cuz I'm an American and I'm having trouble with my visa because like I just came here But then I was like oh my god. I'll cut a visa, but then like it's not that easy You know what I mean? So that's where I'm at love croissants don't need them all the time. What are you doing? They're like, hold please. I was like, beep, beep, beep, and so basically

she loses reception and just start all over. Nothing to navigate the website. So I feel like everybody knows anybody. I've never been to France, what the fuck do I know? But I know that if I'm on the phone with the French pre-ficture, I say this. I need help with my visa. Okay, hold on, my friends. So you don't go on like in American, or they will hang upicture, I say this. I need help with my visa. Okay, hold on,

my friends, you don't go on like an American, they will hang up on you and they did. They hung up on a gas. They will hang up. So now we go to a photo shoot at Chloe Collette. My favorite part of the show is anything to do with Chloe Collette. So there's like a model who's wearing a tutu and a literal tutu that's like a model who's wearing a tutu. And a literal tutu that's like a very horizontal tutu. It looks like it could be like a saw blade, but it's a tutu instead. Right, it could be a TV tray. You're just sitting on the couch, do you want to eat? It's like, I'm going to wear my tutu skirt.

It looks like one of those ab roller things, those things you put on the floor when you roll out, except it's turned on its side and it's like, there, it's a tutu, you know. You're speaking round things. I have it. It looks like there should be a little swing-sets dangling from that and it could be a carnival ride. For all those ladies out there who, you know, want to wear ballet clothes to the store. I know. I'm not really sure how this bitch went. Like ballet clothes. We all look good in them.

It's like, no, no we don't. Victoria's like, it needs more mid-riff. So they're taking photos and everything in Victoria's styling and Victoria's like, the fashion industry in Paris, it's so much smaller than the one in the US. So if you make a mistake, you're done for. So this puts a lot of pressure on me. If this is a really exciting time, because this is the first time the Chloe Collette is having a lunch during Paris Fashion Week. And we're

launching with two twos. It's important. Why do I have a feeling that this is like a lunch at a coffee shop? Because when you say we're having a launch during fashion, it's like you just choose your time. It's like when we had crap by crap west at the, at the, what South by Southwest, you know, in some restaurant, about just some restaurant, a family restaurant in a hundred degree weather outside. So, um, Malay stretch poses. So they're really just going through the ballet thing. They're like, you know what? The common woman just wants to be reminded of bar exercises. Let's raise $100 million for this, guys. Everyone's going to wear it.

And then the model, the model like bends over and her leg goes up in the air. I know that there's probably a ballet term for this and that my ballet friend Melissa is probably listening and so mad at me right now that I'm saying her foot goes in the air. But that's basically what it is. It goes up in the air and then everyone claps like like there's so proud of the ballet the ballet model. And then you want walks in and he's like, so I'm late. So funny. And he's in a pink jacket jacket. You know, yeah. and he's in a pink Jackie O jacket, you know, yeah, I know he's like on All Victoria which Apple you're using she's like Instagram She's like you miss almost the entire shoot you just oh Which time are you using universal world time clocks?

which time are you using? Universal World Time clocks. Oh. So funny. She's taking all the pictures what he's supposed to do and he does know what Instagram. I'm sure. So she's like, you know, it's a small company. So it's really important that everyone carries their weight and here's social media and guest relations. So when he doesn't show up, it's on my plate. You think we're going

to put anything on the ballerinas plate? Never. Watch any movie about ballerinas. They're miserable, human beings with nothing on their plate. Okay. Hey, Victoria, it's Jenny, your boss, calling in from America. I just heard you said something about carrying your own weight. Just a reminder, we don't use that phrase in Paris or with our company. Thanks, bye. We don't use the word weight ever at all for any reason. OK.

We say, please hold, not please wait. OK. How long does there end this restaurant? There's about a 15 minute pace around the front sidewalk. Has that sound? Wait. Oh, I just said, oh, gosh. about a 15 minute pace around the front sidewalk. Has that sound? Wait, oh, I just said, oh gosh. Oh my God, I'm fired.

I just fired. I have to put a dollar into the weight jar. Ah, I set it out loud again. Okay, my favorite radio show is coming on. So excuse me who I listen to. Bleep, bleep, don't tell me. Thanks. So excuse me while I listen to bleep bleep don't tell me So so on y'all

Sonia recal oh Emily's big internship that she was given so here she is and She's on a balcony at her internship and this is the extent of what we see her doing today is her standing on a balcony. God, I'm one of my red lips still. So then she faced times Margot. Because I was like fingers crossed, Margot leaves the apartment today. I think it can happen. No.

She's got it. She got dog piss transferred. How do you say that? Dog piss, dog piss, barbed, COVID. Dog piss. And now I can't think of the word. Like dog piss, born COVID or something. Yeah, dog piss, born.

K9, K9, you're in born COVID. Yeah, born, yes, thank you. So she's on the balcony and she's just like moving her lips around. And she's looking at Margot's Instagram story. Margot's one of those people who does the story like, guys, I've not been feeling good. Yesterday, I tested positive. It's for COVID. Get off the fucking Instagram. Do you think I want to sit here and look at your COVID shit getting all over my screen? Get out. That's Emily calls. It goes babe. COVID, I just saw your story.

She's like, oh, thanks. I was actually the first thing I've completed in about three years, so I'm really glad you watched it. Really? Because like you were saying goodbye at the end, I mean, just like, good. I mean, I think you were saying goodbye. I think I'm gonna leave that didn't work.

So Margo's, oh, sorry, God. She even says, Margo goes, is my first time getting COVID since the pandemic, which is funny because it's like, yeah, the pandemic is still going on. And she's like, but at least I have some of the vaccine in me. And I like the idea that she had some of the vaccine because that's just so much as Margo that she wouldn't have all of the vaccine in her. She just have some of it. Yeah, she's like, oh, they couldn't finish it. They didn't have enough energy. That name, but I got half a shot. I wasn't able to do the second shot.

She's like, I can't taste. I can't smell. I'm really congested. You're lying. You're lying about having COVID. That's what Liger say. They're always, they always go on Instagram and brag about it. And then they say all of the things that they've read online about it. And then Anya comes over. It's like, have you tried turning on your circuit breakers? You like flips a switch and Margot can taste again. Oh, worse. Your COVID power was out. So, Margot's like, yeah, I can't even imagine if I didn't have that half of that scene. And Emily's like, what's going to happen now? What's going to happen?

What's sping dating? I have to do here about me wearing red lipstick. Who is a huge thing I announced today? Sping dating. So then we got a clinicalette. And your mom's like, oh, you did it well. You did very well, Victoria. And she's like, yeah, well, it's been like hard

because I've designed it new trend pieces and like for other pieces. And it's like, oh, you're not sleeping. Look at your eyes. I'm saying, oh. Oh. Look at your sweet baggy eyes. And so if the Lara comes in, I love Lara.

Because Lara's like, Lara's the equivalent of L.A.D. on the hills who worked with Heidi, I believe. And so basically the person who's like doing real work and getting fed up with the reality starting her office. So Lara walks in and is like, you and Eve is texting me about a castings tomorrow and she asks me about what we are looking for and how many girls and you want to go, she did.

Can I see that? And she goes, well, I'm just wondering why she's asking me this and the one goes, is there a problem with that? I mean, so that's the thing, but he ends every sentence. So. So. She's like, well, I mean, I was doing the shoot here. I mean, I can't do both. I can't like email and do a shoot. I mean, you would need like a device that would like let you take pictures, but also like sit down, but then also like type things at the same time.

Oh, mmm. Yeah, she didn't know this then. She didn't know that you couldn't do both. She's like, you know I can't do both. Yeah, but. Yeah. Because he is well, yeah. So we find out that like he's in charge of actually casting

and he hasn't been picking up calls or answering emails about casting. So Victoria's like, I need a drink and so Laura goes, so do you really need it? I'm just concerned because it's 5 p.m. and we're going to be here for a long time. And Victoria's like, well, I'm at my boiling point with Yoann. I mean, he is late. He is slacking off. And on top of that, he is going behind my back and

hustling my friends, which is really not okay. So she said, Laura's like, you're going to drink now. We're going to be here till five. She goes, yeah, I thought she was just saying, I need a drink. Like, he stresses me out. I need a drink. Like, that's what I thought. need a drink. Like, you know, that's a saying. But she uses like 10 in the morning and she pulls out a bottle of champagne. I love it. I love that France is still just smoking

and drinking in the office in the day, you know? Do you think the people who just want to smoke and be wasted in the day, move to France? Cause I'm in. Yes. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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Margot is just like, she's full on. Margo is the sort of person who base times you the most when they have a cold, you know, like, hi. Like, she close the camera. And she reminds you like you don't already know. She goes, yeah, so since I have COVID, I feel super congested.

Yeah, we know you have fucking COVID, Margot, anything else today, anything to add. I know. I know. I'm just like vitamins and liquids, and she's like, I'm pretty devastated because I can't make it. Just be dating, which is like, that's all for me to get laid. Yeah, and it was your idea to go speed dating, so... Yeah, but the location is bugged, so I wanted to see if you'd be open to hosting it.

You know, the way I'm hosting COVID at the moment. We need to get you like a big microphone or something. Oh my God, or a Madonna headset or a megaphone or opera glasses, which doesn't really make any sense, but I'd still like them please. If anyone asks me to host, I cannot say now. Plus, raising five young American women in Paris is a full-time job, and I would love to see them off with a single Frenchman. Maybe they'll have someone for my mom. So she say that? Someone says Maybe they'll have someone for my mom. So she say that? Someone says maybe they'll have someone for my mom.

And Margot's like, um, thanks mama on ya. She's, um, it's my mom. Yeah. Tiam. So anyway, I hope you get over, try to remember that. Yeah. And I hope you get over COVID because that'll be the first thing you've ever succeeded at. So we're all waiting for you. The first hill you will ever have got moving. Okay, so now we go to Ajah's apartment. I said Ajah or Adya? Ajah.

Ajah, I was like, I knew I was saying it wrong. So Ajah with Casey, yeah, in cases like, I am starving to death. Ajah's like, do you want an avocado? Which by the way, if I'm saying I'm starving to death. I was just like, do you want an avocado, which by the way, if I'm saying I'm starving to death in France, it should be like cheese and croissants, not avocado. Yeah. This show cracks me up. Do you want an avocado?

And she's like, this is like the second time in my life that I've gotten avocado. She's, oh my god, I'll do it. I will disown you if you fuck up in avocado. She's like, I'm, bitch, I'm from Cali. Like, I know avocado, I've just never cut them before. Yeah. And Cali, we just like bite right into them,

like there's an awful lot of stuff. In fact, she says that when she cuts an avocado, she goes, I, it's my second time cutting and cutting in avocado and I'm always shitty at it. Which I don't know how you can be shitty at cutting into avocado. It's like the softest thing to ever cut into. And I just like, you were like, I will just own you if you're not good at cutting,

although, so Casey like picks it up. And then she's like slicing into it, but like also holding it with her palm and like, I didn't know there could be a more dangerous way to cut an avocado than any. I just, I've never seen a, it's more like I didn't, I've never seen such a dangerous way to cut an avocado. She's like, let me hold this avocado right by my forearm vein. Okay. And let me slide it.

It's like, whoa, just hold it on the table and rotate the avocado around the knife. Please. It's so easy. The problem with having a safety net is you don't learn things on life. I mean, we should be at the same stage in life, but I'm basically friends with a 14-year-old. And she's like, do you want her recess? She's, what's that? Is it like a saucer something? She's, yes. She's like, gray. I don't have to open that, do I? I've really like, I'm like notoriously terrible with opening jars. So I can't believe she would call Casey a fortune-year-old, meanwhile Casey is pulling out a switch from her bra. It's like, okay, point taken. She has an intent though in between

her breasts. So we're not above that either. Okay. So, KC supported 100%. KC's like, yeah, so I've been like talking to people and my boss said this, and they're like a people, I, a baby, she's like rocking her arms back and forth. Baby, sit, sit down for it. So I'm asking for like a letter of rock. Okay. So, I just like, you know what, I just want, you know what,

you need to get laid. Okay, you need to get like, oh God, oh no. I don't want a fart in front of you, but I think I'm being a fart in front of you. Do you ever, do you fart in front of men? Do you do that in case he's like, well, I only fart in front of that one shitty boyfriend I had. You like, I mean, I fart in front of him,

but like as long as you make it like fun and cute, it's like fun and cute, I'd be like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and he loved it. I'll just like, oh my god. I have so much gas right now. I look pregnant. My belly is distended. Oh, sorry to use big words around you. I thought, how fucking rude to say, but then Casey goes, well, I know what most of them

mean. I'm not distended. I don't know what that is. Could you show me how to open a jar? I also like the case he's like, hey, when people ask what I do, I say, I'm a teacher in Paris. That's what I identify as a teacher in Paris. Well, that's convenient because as far as we can tell, you're a teacher in Paris. So, she does as if it's like some crazy way that she's figured out how to like, deflect something. So now I'd got to find that.

Her Instagram says, Casey, teacher slash in Paris. It's just so people know how to refer to me. Okay, thanks. It's my Okay, thanks. Smile side-denify. So then we get more like, shhutem, shhutem, shhutem, shhutem, and Chloe, we're at Cluicalet. And Victoria's in like a huge sweater.

The biggest sweater you could ever imagine. And she calls Margot and they're like, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, Hi babe. Hi babe. Babe. Hi babe. It's like horrible, babe. I was calling to see how you're feeling, but I can hear it in your voice.

Yeah, I have COVID. Whoa. I look, hold on right now. I'm going to lick the phone. I can't even tell it's a phone like it can't even taste it I'm not feeling very good although oddly I feel better than yesterday I'm like why is that odd isn't that the way? Strangely enough after three days I feel better

It's the natural progression of dog piss born Co-vin co-vin oddly, so the weirdest thing happened. I feel a little bit better today as the virus courses do my system natural progression of dog piss born. The COVID. The COVID is oddly. So the weirdest thing happened, I feel a little bit better today as the virus courses do my system. Yeah, because I have COVID. And Victoria's like, I know you have COVID. That's why it's such a courier over a bay. But she was, oh, yeah, thank you so much.

That was so sweet. Yeah. And then we see the box. We see a shot of her opening the box. It's a courier, brought. And it's got lemon and ginger in it She's like My girls like taking it to it like I'm sure there's a pastry because we're in France and I'm here

I'm or a chocolate or cheese wedge or some wine or just no just Things that are left over from her CSA box great love it love it so And she goes, literally, I almost cried. I didn't cry, though, but I'm just, I'm very emotional and sensitive soul these days. Well, I started to be and then I decided, they were sorry, I really can't commit to it. That was really hard. Yeah. Because like literally, I almost like literally, like I didn't literally cry, just literally almost, which is Hey, have you talked to you, and yeah, and which was like, I haven't talked to him yet, babe, but I'm going to do it. Like I just don't want to do with the office babe because this is concerning his like

work performance, babe. So you should only talk about work performance out of the office, babe. Yeah, because it's like toxic right now like my lungs. I have to go. She's like, yeah, well, I really love him so much. I don't want to lose you And you know, cuz he's seen like my journey like he's seen me in my marriage He's seen me like in my divorce. He's seen me like in the aftermath. So what you're afraid of losing your audience? How is not one thing about you don't want to lose him for him? I know. She's like, basically he has 200,000 followers,

and that's really valuable to me. So I'm going to keep him in my life. Yes, pretty much. So then Aja's, she's doing her phone cam, and she's doing her hair and makeup and stuff and she's wearing a black sweater It has got like you know flakes all over it or lint all over it or something. I love that. I just just so Not TV, you know, I can't wait to see if the show gets of season two which it probably won't I can't wait to see her season two Makeover. I know I'm also like again

She's doing like the handheld camera thing, which means that we get like 30 seconds of shiky cam. Like, okay, stop doing hair and makeup. I'm like, Ajay, you're at home, put that, put your phone on a little tripod. Please, you don't have to hold it. So yeah, well, I told him about speed dating. And he was like, have fun. Go kiss some boys. And I don't think it's worried because like he knows his dick is that strong. I think he said his dick game is strong. Dick game strong.

It's like modern slang, Ronnie. Kids are saying it's a dick game. Dick game. It's a dick is strong. I was like, wow, that's, you know, strong dick. It's only muscle I work out. I get your body. She's like muscle. I work out. I get you buddy She's like no, I dropped my brushes

Which is by the way like what happens every day at Marcos house You know if you go into a bath and there's just different brushes on the floor. It's like well, I just can't pick them on But Emily tell says do you believe in speed dating because like I believe that in like three minutes Like I like every I already know like who I like and like who I don't like and like already feel like I believe that in like three minutes like I like every I already know like who I like and like who I don't like And like I already feel like I know a guy and like three minutes like you can be three minutes like I know everything about like Yeah, I feel like in three minutes. I know immediately if a guy is gonna give me an internship. I know it So then Ania is in the back of a cab on a phone and she's so funny because she's the, she's American too, but she's the only one who's like, oh my god, I'm American. How embarrassing because she's so polite and like she whist, she kind of talks really low

on her self-cam because she doesn't want the driver to be offended, you know. Yeah. She's like, well, it's every American girl's dream to me, the hot French man. Like happened to me, you know? And I hope my friends can love, find love in Paris too, like me, but in a much more contrived way, with rules and thrift stores and weddings, we can't really afford.

Come on, girls, let's do this. Why am I crying? I really don't even know. I'm doing these girls big mitspa because we're doing speed dating at a dive bar. That's why they ever find the husband of their dreams. They can have their wedding at a dive bar, not the Whitts Carlton. So she shows up wearing fur gloves and a big long white pantsuit with a long, like a big, huge bow train, you know.

She's absolutely like so over dressed ridiculous, but no one even like bats and eye or even mentions it. Like, you know, with like Chanel Ion on Dubai, she walks into like an Ethiopian restaurant in a full ball gown and it was like, oh my god, this dress Chanel, but in this one, it wasn't even big attention to Donia and her crazy looks. They're just so used to it. So they also down and she's, you know, they, that, now, Aja also says, like, I only need 15 seconds to sit at someone who wants to sleep with me. And they're all like getting ready for the big, like, for all the, the speed dating and everything. And Ania's like, the differences between a French man and an American man is that there's so much more put together, but and they're also much easier to connect with intellectually.

Other difference? Circumcision. They're all just saying. So I'll just like, yeah, here's the finding love or quick dick whenever comes first. She's like, okay, well, I'm calling him the first victim's or ready girls first victims of ready girls ding ding ding. So the guys come in works I don't know what this is like. Just walk to the unemployment line and grab these guys. Where did you find these guys? Is this what straight girls are into because I was like what is happening here? My goodness over?

Gee, I'm switching my big game up. They all look like loris from a house of the dragon for crying out loud. So they all walk in. They're like nervous and everything. And then like, there's this one guy who's like the fuck by the mall. And so he's telling us. I was like, you have the face as the email. I can't say you know that saying. And she's like, oh my god, Merci. Thank you. And then

Casey's like, I don't know why people think I'm like a 14 year old. Anyway, super important question. Are you excited for the new Spider-Man movie? He's like, uh, we. We got the quick. So then, uh, Ajah is looking at Nicole because she's, you know, she's Nicole's doing, I'm not waiting, Nikola. She's talking to Nikola. She's like, oh my God, he's so cute, he's so adorable. And I am so team at dad, Bob, because like squishy, fluffy, kind of sweaty boys, you have my heart.

Like, you're going to pick the hottest model here. Yeah. So they're all just talking and everything. And Emily is talking to one of the guys. And she's like, French people don't understand this. Expresso Martinez. OK, it's vodka and espresso. OK, best drunk and with a red lip.

If you know what I'm saying, am I right? The guys like, excuse me, the Mary can, please get out of my face, please, the blue play. We are closer to Italy than you. So I understand this drink, I won't take it, but I understand it. Yeah, they're like, we know what it is. We just don't want to serve it, because it's embarrassing, embarrassing. It's just stupid just stupid and so Ajja is talking to John with the muscles and she's like oh my god you're so strong and on your goes oh my god you like him are you offering him a job she's a hand job yeah okay blank I know on the nose blanche so So, then, so by the way, this is surprising.

So now Victoria is talking to a guy and he's like, do you speak French? She goes, no, I like barely know any French. I'm like, you know what, Victoria, you've been in France for a few years. Not like she just arrived six months ago. Like her storyline is that she's been living in France for several years and she doesn't know any French. That's just like, that's kind of like lazy entitlement right

there. That's just fucking weird. J'ai la flamme. And I like to go, no, I don't speak French at all. Please don't speak it. Also, I like that one guy is like, oh, you are American. We are happy. You're here. Welcome. Welcome you. Welcome you here. Oh, yeah, that one guy, that one guy was like, he was like an ambassador. He's like, oh, city welcomes you. It's like, okay. And then there's this guy on med and he's talking to odd. I don't know why I'm not saying a name, Ajat, this one. And he's like, I found you very, really serious. She's like, oh, okay.

Well, I like to take notes, because she is actually acting like she's at the DMV right now. She has her pencil out and everything, so she goes, do you love sushi? And he goes, no, only girls love sushi, no? She's like, um, it's like, no, why is it so important? Why is it so important? She's, um, what do you mean by that?

Only girls like sushi is like, don't say it like, uh, your sexist or feminists or something. I mean, really, I like, did I take two steps back? She's like, I'm never trust a man in a turtle. That which is funny because it comes back later in the sunset. Yeah. So good luck with a hand job. Ahmed. They got turtle dicks. No, no, Sam. So then, um, KC's like, so what type of you like your insecurity? Oh my God, I love that. Like

what type of security? Oh my God, you test security. Okay, I'm writing down secret agent. That is so cool. I know. He's like, no, I'm just working at corporate security. It's probably like a very dull corporate security job. So then Victoria is telling this guy that she's from Texas and he's like, oh, what did my preferred actors is from there? I'm not the McIntyre on the heat. I love how sexy he is, preferred actor. And she's like, yes, okay. And on you pulls out her opera glasses, she's like, I'm gonna look at these young American girl

of dating right now. She's like, very good Victoria. Keep smiling, you're doing great. She is handling herself quite nicely. She has that gaze down. Everyone loves her. Yeah, and then there's a guy named Clement who he seems like he's the hottest one. There Annie's a pastry chef. I was like, why is no one jumping on this guy right now? And Asha was like, so how tall are you? And how old are you? And what sort

of license are you applying for today? Okay, great. You'll have to stand over there. Thank you so much. Okay, next, please. So then Emily is with our med mount. And so Emily's like, um, he Jones got so south, like you should love yourself first. And then when you love yourself first then everything else Throws on your lips if it's lipstick So like literally if you know one thing about Emily literally a moved hairspray lipstick So do you read she's like no? I'm really red in a while

Oh, but the one thing I did read was a message from Marco who says she's sorry all you guys that she can't be here But she sends this to you all Sorry So he's like oh my god, you know America. Oh my god. What do you know New York? Okay, do a New York accent. And he's like, Oh, shit. No, that's like the South. Oh, the South. Oh, yeah, that's the South. I know. It's like the most arranged American accent. It's not even American accent. And he's like, he's like, I'm a marriageer. Yeah. I'm sure it's like us doing this, you know, they're like, what is he's a idiot. And any person from like England, Australia, and South Africa, those listens were below deck recaps and it's like, why?

So then Nicholas is, he's really into Victoria, of course. Um, and he's like, oh, so what are you doing this weekend? She goes, seeing you. And he goes, let's get tattoos. She goes, what? We're getting tattoos this weekend. He goes, why not? Oh my God, babe. All right, gentlemen, please write the name of the woman you're going to see again. Now, ladies put names in the box. Who's America's next top French man? Okay. That's a way to

do. And then I go, good. So then Clemming gets up and he's like, you did great. She's like, yeah, you're great. Everybody loves you, Clemming. So ladies who chose him, stand up. Adya, I like it. What's wrong with me today? Aja, Aja chooses him. And then, like, yeah, that's a smart girl right there.

You choose the dessert guy, the pastry chef. Yes, and then's a good choose. That's my girl. And then I think that he chose her too. And then later she's like, all bummed. I'm like, you got like Louis the hottest guy who can offer the most of your life right now. I don't know why you're upset.

So then there's a guy named Romaine. And so Casey matches with Romaine. And then someone named Don Don and now three of them match with Don but Don chooses Victoria and then pretty much everyone chooses Victoria, including Nicholas who was the one or Nikola who is the one who claimed that he likes bigger girls but then he goes for Victoria who is like the size of a toothpick. Yeah and I'll just getting matches like yeah's like, yeah, well, he said he likes bigger girls. So I'm a little surprised. He picked the smallest girl in the country. Yeah. And then on top of that, Victoria does that thing where when he was like, so what

do you do in this weekend? And she goes, Hey, and out with you. Now, she's like, I don't really feel like a connection with anyone, babe. Like, I, but I guess they felt like a connection with me. That's like crazy, babe. And Casey's like, yeah, she's talking to Ozzy. She's like, she got all the connections. I knew that was going to happen. And Emily, she's like, well, I didn't get a match. So I guess I'm the most hated. I'm like, maybe take off the red lipstick. Yeah, everyone just haze me basically.

In case he's like, yeah, it's really hard to describe the entity that is Victoria. She's so boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like finger guns in the air. Outwardly sexual, like boom, boom, boom, finger guns, guns ablaze in. Got it? Guns ablaze in. Yeah, so now pretty much like all the girls lead during a bad mood because all the guys essentially wanted the Victoria and then it was only like a minimal amount of connection. So they're all kind of like, pisticked Victoria.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Yeah. What does it say? What Marko's doing? Boah! Boah! What does it say what Marcos doing? She's making a video on her phone of herself coughing, okay? And she's just holding on, hold on, this is so not sexy.

She has a way of blowing her. She's making herself, what the fuck? And the way she blows her nose, she's like and it's like a cartoon where the cling necks is like blowing in the wind. And her back into the camera everything I'm like why did you give this to the producer? She just wants footage of her self-being sick. There's so many people like that it makes makes me nuts. Look at me here, I have still got COVID. Here I am in bed now with COVID.

Oh my goodness. So they all go to Emily's apartment afterwards. And Ajah is like, so Victoria, how did you feel about everything? You were obviously the bell of the ball. And I know I'm saying this, like it's a compliment, but it's really coming from a very angry place right now. Yeah they hate her guts. They hate her. They're in Emily's and Emily's like hey, I think we're coming over. Do you guys want wide or red? And I'm just like well, they're sure we're a lot of whiteies tonight.

She is so white, she is no whiteies, the men. Oh god, I didn't really get that. Please don't ask me to cut an avocado. I hate these people. By the way, I was referring to lipstick when I asked about wider red. And there's really only one right answer. So the story is like, um, the hips, I felt so, I mean, like when they were all standing up one by one, saying my name, I felt so, I mean, like when they were all standing up one by one, saying my

name, I was like, guys, I choose my girls. That's who I choose, because they're hottest fuck. But like, I just had no idea they were gonna like, pit us up in a competition. I mean, that's fucked up. Yeah, I'm like, my babes are like hottest fuck. Like, yeah, they can't like rock like a mid-riff bearing shirt in December. Yeah, I'm like my my my babes are like hot as fuck like yeah They can't like rock like a mid-riff bearing shirt in December But they're still like hot, you know and I just like I'm she's basically like well the only boy that who I thought was okay

I I you know who I thought okay? I can get behind this shows you for a day That was Nikola and she's like oh my god That's so funny that he chose me because I felt like I was being so bitchy to him. Like when he said, what are you doing this weekend? I'm like, I'm gonna go out on a date with you. I was like, didn't you pick up on what a bitch I was? Now uninterested, I wasn't him. Oh my God.

Apparently men love bitches. Like it's a no thing you guys like they love that just if you know Emily want to you have to know about me is that I know that man love bitches. I feel like I'm seeing a different side of Victoria tonight. Like it's coming off as a little insensitive. Like you guys. Okay. First of all, you're all fucking jealous and it's's hilarious. Like, Aja is giving her dust hairs.

And when she said that thing about the only one I like, she's, I have a confession to make. The only one I liked, you know, they're being so jealous. They're jealous. Then she's not really helping anything, right? Like, it's like, oh my God, I can't believe they even like me. Like, today's like my ugliest day of the month babes. Like, it's just so gross right now.

It's one of those funny things where I'm like, you know, like Victoria can't help it if the guy is wanted to be with her, but then at the same time, she's also like, guys, like I always, I know I always tell the guys like, listen, you don't want to go on a date with me. Like, there are a lot of girls who have like great personality is despite what they may look like.

Like try them out guys. Yeah, you guys look, I mean, what they may look like. Like try them out guys. Yeah, you guys look. I mean, I know they look like a secondhand couch, but sometimes things that have been sat on too much are the most comfortable, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, if you didn't find gems at a thrift store, you wouldn't even have antique roadshow. So come on, try some things out, guys.

I'm like, guys, everyone gets a trophy, spread the love around. I'm like, I'm a girls girl. Okay. Like any of the girls said, I like to guy. And then if I was like at a club, I would make sure I would never be dancing face in the guy or right in front of them. You know what I mean? Because I mean, obviously if I did, face them did want me. Right? So literally, she doesn't say the very last part, but she literally says that like if my girls like the guy, I wouldn't even face him and it out. I wouldn't face him because I wouldn't want to give him the wrong idea by thinking that my beauty was available to him, you know, because I'd be way out of his league anyway.

Honestly, like if my girlfriend's like him, we know already, he's sort of at a lower league, right guys? And then the girls start their insecurity, like her over security and then their insecurity. Emily's like, honestly, I didn't like any of those guys that didn't pick me anyway. Like I didn't like any of them. Like who cares? Like they're all gross. And I was just like, yeah, Margaret and Miss Shit on this one.

And Victor is like, guys, come on. Like, she may have missed tonight, which was sad, but you know what? You guys all know Gabriel, who's the extremely hot model across the hall that's totally in love with me. Well, he has a best friend and he's Italian. So I want to set up a blind date with us. Blind because if he wasn't, he'd obviously be in love with me. So it's a literal blind date. And then I just like, do you date Gabriel? She goes, no, but like Gabriel, because you know, because Gabriel knows about a male. I just like, who are these people? Like, you're the fuck are you talking about? Who's Gabriel? Who's a male? Who are these people?

But she goes, a male. The girl that's in London, guys. Come on, babe. And I was just like, oh, I forgot her name. My bad. She's, yeah, well, I'm trying to figure out like, how I am, like who I am, who am I, you know? But like, we have the most flirty relationship. And if I could put a label on it, it would say it's an open relationship. I think that's what the label would say, open relationship. And I'll just like, wow, glad she has a roster, which is the keyword that she used in her first episode. I want like a roster, a roster of guys. Remember? Yeah, well, I think that Ajay wants like, she wants to be the girl who has the roster, but then the one who gets the roster. Yeah, roster address for less

so Victoria's like you know, the moment that you have a label you have a commitment and I'm like Fresh to divorce because I guess so many people want me I actually had to divorce one in order to make sure everyone else had a chance, you know So I'm really not trying to have a commitment for that type of commitment. I mean, you guys all know you guys probably were married at some point right you guys had guys who are interested in you enough that you they wanted to put a ring on your finger right guys no they all just stare at her like I hate you and Casey's just looking at her like die bitch. So then we go to Emily on phone camp in a park and she's like yay sunshine, you know, it's like a weird because I give him a long and it's like so sunny. I want to enjoy

someone who's like, wow, isn't it sunny? And God, I know so much about you. you always were lipstick. I have quotes from Jean Jacques Roussel on my forearm. I just want someone who can appreciate that. And then we see Casey and Ajah coming out of a subway and they're walking around a Christmas market at night. And they do like a little Christmas, like a cheese tasting at this one booth and there's like a hot guy from Italy and they're like, I just like, oh, come out. It's die. Are you from Italy? You're so cute. Do you have a girlfriend? Are you single? Do you want to be on my roster? He's like, uh, I speak little, little English, little English.

Like, oh, okay, bye. And I walked away. You know, he was like, oh, God, I can't deal with American girls. What is the speed-cheesy thing? Thanks a lot. I know. And this is another shut up KC moment for me. And it's coming on slowly. You know, I still really like KC, but I'm just seeing little hints of her. She goes, oh my God, like that guy, it's like a scene from like, how do you say it? It blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows

you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows you, it blows What was your bettely? Is your bettely? Billy's your bettely? I'm beating the beast. Hit that's right. Like, you're an American. Okay, that movie came out when you were like zero. Okay. She's also leading in the beast in French. She's also inexplicably counting around a skateboard during this scene. I don't know why.

Skateboard. Tend up. Is she really 50? Like she's already having a good life crisis. I know. So I just like, so after speed dating, Victoria got the most likes and like, you know, she's already having a big life crisis. I know. So I just like, so after speed dating, Victoria got the most likes and like, you know, she's beautiful, she's teeny, she's cute.

And like we're like the two black girls, we're tall. So like we were never gonna be the first choice, but we're still cute and everything. And cases like, yeah, totally. And so she was well, so anyway, you know that, remember that guy, Nikola? So I was just like, you know what? It turns out I had his Instagram, just turns out I had it.

I didn't like force it out of him or anything like that. And so I just gave him a follow, just a simple follow, maybe like, I don't know, like 20 or 40 of his pictures. And so we DM me, and he was like, Aja, what's good? And I'm like, oh, hi, I'm sad you didn't pick me for speed dating, which didn't sound desperate at all,

but you know, I just did it anyway. And he was like, oh my God, there was such a hard choice between you and Victoria. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, Casey, why are you reacting that way? Are you mad about what I'm saying? She goes, no, it's just the same thing happened to me, so she goes, oh my God, that guy's disgusting.

He is not hot enough to do this. That's what you're just so true. So that's the kind of public guy who's like, oh, I am a musician. I was like, oh, okay. I've thought daily to you, sir. Yeah. So now they start exchanging notes essentially.

And basically, he was telling both girls the same thing. And at one point, in fact, he had invited Ajay out to a birthday party, and it was like, oh, I'm actually going to stay in tonight, but actually, instead of staying in, he was hitting up KC to go to the party instead. So then they realized that he's like bullshit, and Ajay realized, then Ajay was like, you know, it makes me realize I've been really trying to push the boundaries of this open relationship I'm in with Alex and maybe I should just like, you know, maybe I should, you know, he's all in with me.

So maybe I should be with him. So I think I'm going to be with him. I'm going to forget. It's so depressing. Oh my God. This whole scene I felt so bad for her. I was like, get a hold of yourself. What's wrong with you?

You're beautiful. You're intelligent. She has a great personality with you. Yeah, like, stop. She's so insecure in case he's like, yeah, well, I mean, I didn't even know what love was in my first relationship, but I do now. Okay. And then I was just like, yeah, well, I don't know what it is. And I'm like, you know what? I like him a lot. So I'll just call it love until someone proves me wrong. I'm flattering for him to see this, by the way. Geez. I know. I like him a lot. So I'll just call it love until someone proves me wrong. How flattering for him to see this, by the way,

geez. I know. I'll just say I have the feelings here, geez. Yeah, and then she's like, why wait, do you have an intent to switch on you right now? She's like, yes, I do. I have my whole apartment in this bag. She has a skateboard and then tennis switch

and Panama mums everything she says. I can't. So then Victoria and, oh, here's the big scene. Here comes guys. Victoria and Yo-Anne, Meada. Right. And he's like in a huge fur coat. And he's been sitting there waiting to reveal his look.

He's like, I'm not going to show, and you want to rest with him really well. I'm going to camera's around me. So he's in this fur and then she sits down and he like removes the fur to reveal this like this, this like jewel, but jeweled neckline, like dual, like cut out dual neckline. So you can turn your neck with a cut out and like diamond fringe coming. I mean, the whole area is like it's big reveal. Yeah. And she's like, hi, baby.

Sorry for being lame. It's like, oh, you're just okay. It's not like it's the first time. And he's. By the way, but she's also passive aggressively being late because he's always late to work. I was going to say, I kind of feel like if you're going to have a sit down and you're going to reprimand someone for always being late, you can't be late to that meeting.

Mm-hmm. That's just like my That's just like where my mind goes. This is just like a who's the top B conversation. Yeah. So she is also, by the way, she's dressed crazy. She looks like she is like a mummy that is halfway through getting out of its mummy clothes. She looks like a mummy who is just regenerated and they're like, oh my God, hold the mummy back. We don't know how to kill them. And they're like roping them off.

Yeah. I'm just still trying to come at you. It's like, hey, it's a mummy, but a mummy with great abs. And so glad didn't put any straps over that part. So she's like, there's a cocktail list because she's still talking that baby boy. She's like, there's a cocktail list because she's still talking that baby boy. She's like, there's a cocktail list.

Maybe I'll just get a Cosmo and French fries and he just pouts like he orders that. But then he just pouts and like waits for her because he knows something's coming. Yes. So, um, she's like, you know, like no one likes hearing criticism, especially from like a close babe friend babe. So I put a lot of effort into making sure this comes from a place of love. So first cheers, the they cheers our cosmos. And he's like, is this plastic?

Like taps his glass. And he's like, just got to buy it. It's like, oh, plastic cup disgusting. So it's like, you look you today. I love your hair, your makeup, not a fan of this necklace though. This necklace, but the rest I like and she's like pulling you long fanbomels too. Tell me something I don't know. And then the waitress comes. The waitress comes. The waitress comes like we love him. The waitress comes to like deliver

something or to take something and the most like obnoxious condescending way she looks at the waitress and he goes and mercy bouquet. I was like you know the waitress hates her. He's like so and he gives like a soap opera squint to her. He's like so how are you? She's like, oh there's definitely some things I want to talk to you about. Okay. I wrote them down. You did you just put a notebook from your bag. Oh, these should better be good. Yeah, and then it goes to commercial. At which point we see like The watch that happens live perma for the evening where Andy's like, ding dong, oh look please welcome

his Jennifer Lewis and Oliver Hudson. So Jennifer Lewis comes out and I was like, ah she's all excited and Andy kisses her on one cheek and then she goes to kiss him on the other cheek and he pushes her away to run to Oliver Hudson and goes, there's my man. He goes to class and then it cuts away. It's just so messy, but the fact that he just threw Jennifer, Jennifer Lewis to the side, just to get to Oliver Hudson was so amazing. I watched it four times.

This crashes through a window. Oliver Hudson got over here. All the rats and gals over here. Anyway, back to this confrontation, Victoria's like. Well, babe, first off, I care so much about our relationship and you know, you were such a long time friend with so many followers and you've known me from Parsons, you've known me through my ex-husband and you believe in me and I want you to know that I feel that but only recently I've started to babe like Feel like a little bit belittled by you babe and sometimes I'm like not enough for a friendship and our relationship and he's like

Okay No, he says okay same same Oh, and she's like well, but then I want to bring it to the surface, you know, because like posting shade, you're 200,000 followers about me when you're upset. And he goes, oh, I don't know what you are talking about. So I need to pull out my phone. He's like, I would like this. I would like to pet a little cricket. Pick him out.

It goes, listen, babe, I'm not trying to attack you. I'm just like, I'm not, I'm just, you know, I'm just going to read my notebook now. Okay. Because it's getting a little tense. I'm just going to read this now. Because at this point, that's just what I'm going to do. I'm not trying to attack you. I'm just like, I'm not, I'm just, you know what, I'm just gonna read my notebook now, okay, because it's getting a little tense. I'm just gonna read this now, because at this point that's just what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna read it. So I know you reached out to Marco, not as a friend, but like looking for like other work,

when you aren't already fulfilling your duties at Chloe Collette. He's like, um, but did you tell me that she needed a stylist? Like, what the my, what the my, what the my, what the my, okay? Yeah, good point. Good point for him. She's acting like why the hell would my stylist best friend call my friend after I just told him that she needed a stylist? Like, hmm.

Okay, team your hands so far. She's like, but you already have a job and you're not getting the work done at that job. Because you're like late and every other social media manager we've had, like they send a content calendar every week and for over four weeks you haven't. Okay, so is this about your friendship? Yeah, so she messed up right in the beginning because this should have just been purely about work and she started off with like, oh, you've always been there but there's some things that make me feel like I'm a lesser than friend.

And that's like 100% not where you start with. So then he's like, I did, I did, I did. So then she's like, Jenny said that you did not. And she goes, so then he's like, oh, so now she's talking sheets behind my back. I'm like, well, it's not talking shit when the boss is like, you're not getting your work done. That's not called talking shit.

That's a boss being upset at your performance. Yeah. Well, you walk into the office, like, you're not getting your work done. That's not called talking shit. That's a boss being upset at your performance. Yeah. Well, you walk into the office, like she's two, she's doing this all wrong. She's terrible. All right. So she's like, well, you walk into the office, like everyone's below you.

I mean, the ballerina casting, Julie coordinates all the runways. Okay. And so when she's coordinating and then you walk in and you don't even say hello. And he's like, I was late though. I was a middle of the morning. I'm late. I like that he used his other,

like his other failing as an excuse for this failing. But again, I give him the point because what you're supposed to walk into a late meeting and be like, Judy, how are you? How are you doing? Washies in the middle of doing all this stuff. Like, which way do you want? Team yellow. And she's like, it does matter because guess what?

He goes, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, no, Yo-Anne, you don't get to do the high thing to me right now, okay? My whole point is that you come off to rude, you come off to rude. Everyone is obviously been talking about this, Yo-Anne. She went such a fever, Yo-Anne. We're all talking about it. We're all talking. Like she's really mad and he goes, what are you going to jump me?

Like you jumped some people, pumped down and she's like, ah, and she just shucks her drink in his face all over his fur. He throws her Cosmo from the plastic glass into his face. And his face, he's like so shocked, but the best part is he's shocked but then he sticks his tongue out to Jesus. He's like, who's Cosmo? I know, he's like so shocked, but the best part is he's shocked, but then he sticks his tongue out to Chase,

he'll be like, he's a cosmo. I know, he's not gonna waste it. He's like, I can't believe, he's good though, he's good. He's good. He's good at, oh, it's funny. And she's like, Fuck you, don't you ever, don't you dare.

You better drink up. And then she gets her play to fries, important them all over him. And the touch with the fries was amazing, because we've seen people throw drinks and other people's face but no one's gone back to actually like create a meal out of it. She's like, guess what? These fries also, they're going on your head. Because you know, she's not going to eat those either. So she throws those all over him. She's an asshole. How near are you? Oh, she is such an asshole. But I mean,

Joanne is also a disaster at work. Let's be honest. Let's not act like he is not a disaster. He is a disaster, but she is a disaster. And I loved that. She was completely like rattled. And she, well, tossing the French fries, there were like big chunky steak freaks all over him.

And she goes, fuck you. And then, and then she says, okay, so after my ex has been cheated on me, when I confronted him and he was still lying to my face, I knocked him out. I got fronted in and I knocked him out. And then she goes back to the restaurant because she storms out, but then she goes back in for whatever reason, probably production.

Well, to get her ass back in there. Oh, she wanted me to get her coat, you know but then she goes back in for whatever reason probably production to ask back in there. Oh, she wanted to get her coat, you know, so she goes back in and oh, she was getting her coat. So she's like, you know, she tells these two guys who were sitting there having dinner. She's like, oh my god, I am so sorry to you. I'm so happy. I have a wonderful evening. Like, what are they supposed to follow you

out and comfort you, fuck off, you know? And she's like, what I went in there to do is no longer able to be communicated. I was like, wow, wait a proof, you're not violent. You fucking that case. I love that like we found out that she has this like massive trigger point. Like that was big, big, but she actually has like

a like a violent temper. And then you know, Hannah's like often in the in the bathroom and they're filming him do like the from afar. And he's like, this beach is done. She is done in Paris. I love you. She's like wiping Cosmo and French fries off of his head She's don't the Paris don't So outside she calls Margot and she's like oh my god I just had dinner with you and I lost my shit and he brought up my ex husband And he told me what are you gonna jump me and so I threw a drink in his face and I poured French fries in his lab And then I walked out on him

Margot was like can you see that again? I couldn't hear you over my... Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can, can't, can't, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, French fries at him. I fucked up royally and I still got like three phone numbers from guys on my way out. It was crazy I'm Argus like wait hold on let me think of something really French to say for the end of this French series I Yeah, yeah Oh Man, I think the like pouring carbs over someone's head is like massive offense in the fashion industry, in Paris, and in the gay world. And so that was, that was, I mean, you and I did not deserve that.

I have carbs cascade down his head. GM, you know, yeah, he's fucking up at work, but calling him into, calling him in at work. It was, I mean, you can't, yeah. The conversation was someone would be like, you're hurting my feelings as a friend, because like, you're so supportive, but now like, you're hurting my feelings as a friend because like you're so supportive and now like you're hurting my feelings. You're late all the time. You don't do shit. And then she went from like zero to 60 and all in one sentence.

Yeah. And also like this is ostensibly supposed to be a professional situation here. And she is his superior, I believe. So like that is, that's like that, which is why the preview for next week, you have Jen is back. She's like, if this happens again, first of all, get it on video. So I can watch it. Second of all, I can't have you here,

but still send me the video, because I really am so sad I missed that. I will not have you here anymore. Listen, we don't say wait. What do you think our customers are going to think when they see carbs flying through the air? The fact that you even had carbs at table at the first place to put on his head was totally against company policy. The Morals' class is kicking in here. Do you understand? I understand. I never sure if throwing drinks in his face. No not about that you had fringe fries right in front of you

You can't even order that This show Larry as those admit I love the slow burn feuds that are developing like that's why I knew I was gonna like this show Because the slow burn feud between Emily and Victoria continues because Emily was mad that Victoria was getting all the attention. Last week, Victoria was mad at Emily, because Emily just received a privileged internship. So they have a slow burn feud, and I'm hoping that it just continues to build,

because I love this kind of... I love a few that builds like this, as opposed to on some shows where like the first episode of Dubai when Chanel comes in super hot for Caroline's Dan Burke because she wasn't invited to her on a yacht, right? Like this feels so much more like real and I get so invested in these sort of things. I'm totally on board. Yes, and the jealousy, simmering and everybody starting to hate Victoria over speed dating.

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