Watch What Crappens - RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today wearing a beautiful Chloe Collette dress. Mr. Ronnie Keram, hi Ronnie, how are you? I'm feeling amazing in my sheer cuffed shorts. Thank you. Gotta cut out. Gotta cut out from my belly button. I personally am wearing a hot pink shiny slip dress

from the Go Go concept. So that's kind of my look today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Real girlfriend of Paris. Wow, what a great, what a great one.

I love this. Finally the cattyness is coming out. The tree is just coming out. The tears are coming out. I'm in. I'm all in. Makes me really sad that they're most likely not going to get a second season because they are now at that place where they have given up on that. Utopian fantasy they had in the first episode, like we're just like girlfriends, we're just like here for each other.

And now they like, there's, there's like full on divisions and I love it. I love when people are taking a topo chico. So yes, I loved it as well. And not only becomes of that, it's just like the little offenses that aren't really offenses that start building and stressing everybody out. And then someone takes one thing wrong, which leads to them getting bitter, which leads to the other people not knowing what's happening. And then they're mad at the thing that they're mad at, but they're mad at the wrong thing.

And then before you know it, everybody's mad at each other. And nobody knows why, really. Yeah, exactly. That's why I love these kind of reality shows where it's sort of is a whole bunch of relatively bland people But then over the course of the season, it starts to chip away and like the the issues are not big At like on Salt Lake City, but they are just small little annoyances that just add up and it's just it's so good

And that's why when this episode when they were finally being Really the most outwardly caddy they've been all season, it's more striking because they've all been so nice. And you're like, oh, they're being mean now. It's crazy. And it's like shocking ones. Because I always thought it was going to be like Victoria who turned first, you know, because she did

the French fries. One margo, because we've seen like a little glimmer of you know, rudeness in Margot, but it's not the ones you think. I know. So surprising. So let's get into it. Oh, by the way, um, join our Patreon patreon.com slash watch our crap ends and you can get access to our bonus episodes and our videos. And, uh, on Mondays, we have take a seat on Spotify at seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast, but not this Monday, but other Mondays.

So anyway, guys, it's one hour until the Chloe Collette fashion show, guys. It's like we're down to the guy, and Jenny, the woman in charge of Chloe Collette, she is in full-rage smile mode. Oh my God, this is just peak Jenny, and woman in charge of Chloe Collette, she is in full range smile mode. Oh my God, this is just peak Jenny and I just love it. Yeah. She is.

So it's one hour till and Victoria's like, baby, I need to see a button over here. And Jamie's like, in the sketch, we did it different. Yeah, but it needs a button. Okay, I get it, I get it. I hear you, I got you, I do. Down, down. Maybe we have the button here, maybe we do it up here instead. She's like, that doesn't even make sense

on this type of jacket, Jenny. And Jenny's like, oh, you're right, you're right. No, you know what, you're totally right, you're totally right. But like, maybe I prefer these little closer than maybe, know what I'm saying? Cause it kind of looks like, I don't know, like're totally right. But like maybe I prefer these little closer than maybe. Know what I'm saying? Cause it kind of looks like, I don't know, like shit right now. I don't know, just like thinking about it, like,

but whatever you wanna do, whatever you wanna do. This is just coming from a woman who's never gonna own a minivan because she never had the family. She wanted an order to make this day happen. So whatever you think is best, but you're the thing. We need to focus on what we're supposed to focus on because I'm supposed to be out there greeting guests. Like Jenny, go, okay.

Like go greet Benji, but nobody asks for your fast in our opinions. Listen, I only sacrifice having a family, having years of my mom not nagging me, and having pure happiness for this moment, but if you don't feel comfortable sacrificing the placement of that button, that's fine. That's fine, but the button where you want to. Just know that you're not denying your boss, you're denying a woman who's very, very sad about old eggs. So I hope you feel good about that. Okay, I'm gonna go greet people now. I'm gonna go greet people the way

I did not ever greet for states. Okay We go do that right now. I'm gonna go welcome people into the show like I've never welcomed a loving Partner into my life. Okay. I'm gonna tell them hi. Welcome to my fashion show. Hope you enjoy it all Don't look too closely at the buttons because I did not Sign off on their placement. They're a little wider than I would like so just look the other way I'm so victorious doing fashion things. She's just like oh my god Maybe we shouldn't do that now. Let's like do that last. Oh my god. Let's do this babies a dress Okay, here's what I want dress pants shorts. Okay dress pants shorts everybody say it over and over again babies

Babe dress pants shorts babe and she just like a lot of Project runway down to them down to the last minute stuff and then There's just I poor guy Charles just buy an ironing board just go and crazy back there. She's like, she's doing everything and she's like, Charles came all the way from the Americas and like we're still not done. Like this is the work for five people and I'm internally freaking out. Like there's there's no time to freak out. Okay, there's only time for me to change guys. Kind of change. So Emily comes in and she's kissing everybody.

And she's like, oh my God, you look so beautiful Jenny. And Jenny's like, oh, you are so beautiful. Oh, is this your mother? Why is she measuring the door with the curtains? Mom stopped. Leave the working out. My mom's name is Victoria too. Oh great, is she gonna try and sabotage my business

with her button dictatorship? Oh, is she just gonna put some buttons wherever she wants? Okay. My name's Victoria, they call me Inspector Drapes. And I'm here to fix this place up. Oh my God, you just happened to be here at the perfect time. Would you like help walking to your seat? Oh my god, I'm not a old 45. I'm always like, I can't believe the Victoria and Jenny way able to swing this whole fashion show at Limeries. I feel like this is every girl's dream wedding

venue. It feels very legit. I'm sorry to interrupt your talking head. I just want to say it's every girl's dream wedding venue assuming they had full control over the buttons and where to put them. Okay, thanks. Go back. Thank you. Well, it's not every girl's wedding venue to some girls. It's their wedding to their career venue. And Jenny is like very high pitch, meaning the rest of the cash. She's like, I shall like so nice to meet you like, Oh my God, thank you so much for coming. Oh my God. I'm sure. Yeah, she's doing that. If I talk really nice, people will be tricked in and thinking I'm like a fun loving person and Victoria It does the same thing too, which cracks me up these two working together, you know, because it's like oh my god

I'm like so stressed like let me smoke a cigarette like a 10 year old Yeah, it's like so stressed I can't take it in the minute. She sees anybody. She's like Hi baby you Looks stunning. Oh my god, he looks stunning. I was just like, I have a work call in 10 minutes. Yeah, that's my little flex right now. So then, Victoria's like, girl, you're always on the grind. So I get it.

Like, shut up Victoria. Let's just let her take our call. So then, Margot comes in and this, one of those like tool dresses, this just like, raptor is like a big tutu that's wrapped around your body, but then belted in the middle. Very popular.

It's sort of all of its television. They're very popular, it's very untrained. It kind of reminds me of like the cobweb thing I have, that's on the end of a poll and you put it up at the top of your ceiling and get the cobwebs thing I have. That's on the end of a poll and you put it up at the top of your ceiling and get the cobwebs, you know? That's not a critique of bargo. It's a critique of the current state of fashion.

I think it looks like one of those things you use to clean inside classes. I think it looks like, I think I'm out. I think it's really just those two things. So Victoria's like, oh my God, like being in sight, only like slept a maximum of three hours for three days. And Victoria, the mom is like, oh, you're young, you can take it. She's like, oh my God, thank you. I just need a vodka, right?

you can take it. It's like, oh my god, thank you. I just need a vodka, right? He'll be, what are you doing? Sorry, I'm just putting a drape on you. I can't control myself sometimes. You're not a ghost, mom. You don't even know how to hang up. I don't do ladders. I don't do ladders. I can only listen. I can only drape what I can reach, which is why I put this k-bottle. So then Margot and Anya sit down together at this big table. And Anya is like, sell everything good, everything good, everything okay, what's going on with you? Margot's like, everything's okay, but I will tell you, I was very much put on a skewer back there and I just played nice and then Joanne walks up in this like purple light purple tie dyed trench coat with imagining muscle shirt underneath in a purple choker. I was like

hi I know hi Margot's like I'm very grateful. I'm seated far enough away from you And so I have my space and he doesn't get on my nerves But close enough that I can throw something on him if something goes wrong But also like just far enough away that if you like farts I don't necessarily smell it and if I do smell it There's enough time for me to like walk away

But maybe also like pretty close to him so that way, like if I need the bread, I can be like, can you pass the bread? And then he'll be like, I don't want to touch a basket of food because I'm traumatized, you know, like that's kind of like what I'm really excited about. So Terry, who is Victoria's mom is in the back while Victoria's running around trying to get less minute things done. And she's like, I need to get you an air anger or something. You can't go out there with bare ears. I mean, don't think who raised this woman. It's

like this woman was raised without doing those shops every other building. Mom, no. I just want you to go like enjoy yourself. Like, you're here as a guest. And like, you don't have to help. I promise be mom. So back at the table on you say, you know what? I was here in 2000 main for New Year's Eve. And I fell in love with the hotel manager. And then I went to the ritz and I got elevated right. Matieu. And he's like, oh, sure, why not? Just like chucks back a drink. So Aja's trying to make conversations.

So she goes, Yuan, how old are you? And he goes, 26. And she's like, when's your birthday? November 4th. She's like, oh, Scorpio.

Oh, that's funny. It's like Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio. And they all start going like Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio. Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio. Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio. Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio Oh really? No, I'm not oh really no. I'm not gonna stop this. Please stop this She's like yeah people usually aren't surprised because I'm just so like chill Yeah, like until someone crosses me, but it's like really hard for me to be like pissed like But once like a piss like there's no going back because like I'm so like loyal like I'm gonna go that's a warning

and you on goes hmm margo I must say you don't need a stylist and she goes thanks tonight dead also I love this guy before he says this he pulls down his jacket to like fall beneath his shoulders You know so it's like a What do you call that like a cowl almost like a round his shoulders? Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. You just like drops it to show his shoulders. He's like I have to say you don't need a stylist You got the punk day. Margot's like, you on, I think is like trying to be passive aggressive, but I love my outfit. And I'm like, thank you.

I don't care if you're trying to be a dick because I'm a little too lazy to fight back right now. So I'll just take it as a compliment. I like that she didn't even get the joke, because that was the compliment. He does like how you look right now, but that's it. Yeah, so on your psychopassion. So Victoria is telling us, like, oh my God,

I like it, don't know what's gonna happen. If we don't get this done in time, it's gonna be like so embarrassing. We might have to cut from seven to five pieces. Seven pieces is already pretty low. I mean, she by Shere is out pacing you at this point. Five fucking pieces and they look like on project runway when they make the things out of that.

What is the initial fabric they use? Right. I know we were talking about, I forget what it's called, but it's kind of like the fabric fabric. It's like the thing. Yeah, it's like a yeah. It's like a crazy kind of yeah, but we should know this. We're idiots. We cover project runway. I'll text them. I'll see if you know the answer. I'll text them. I'll see if you know the answer. Um, so

Moslin. Moslin. Yes. Yes. That's what it is. I did. So one of the zeal. Moslin. Yeah. So, um, anyway, that's what the stuff looks like. So Jenny is telling somebody. She's saying, Oh, I'm very sorry.

A look didn't come. I was really excited for the lavender peas. Unfortunately, our designer had a game of order carbs and throw them on the social media person that day and didn't check the UPS. So, could I have children? Okay, enjoy the show. Yeah, unfortunately, we don't have like a lavender dress because, well, I guess some people in my office care a little bit more about buttons than they do about ordering the proper fabric. So anyway, have a great meal.

So, Aja and Emily are talking to Ghibliere, the Hocknabe. Yeah. And I'll just like, I'm so excited to see these clothes. And he's like, oh, every time I come there, I'm not sleeping at all at home They always work work work and Emily's like, yeah, it's like all bad balls and champagne bad balls and champagne on my right And then it's usually like that tap tap tap. Hey everyone. Hello. Hello. Thank you so much for coming to my not children's birthday

much for coming to my not children's birthday. You'll be, you'll be getting my, um, never missed that. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for coming to celebrate my loneliness today. You'll be in an exclusive preview of some of the looks that we've done to collaborate together with. Collaboration, that's I guess something that people do with each other because I'm not used to that. So enjoy your evening, have so much fun, and I'll see you soon. I just want you to know tonight's theme is an honor of COVID and the little handy wipes that are passed out on airplanes. Thanks for being here.

So this is basically just, you know, we've talked about these clothes before because I went on the website and checked them out a while ago. These aren't as ballet-y as those, but these are like short shorts, but with sheer material, like, trim on the shorts. I was like, this is like crazy different. It's like the worst mosquito Matt ever. It's like dumb girls being like, oh my god, right away, I still got mosquito bites.

Well, it's also like, it's interesting if you go to the website, it looks nothing like what's on the website except, oh, I found it. Actually, I just stumbled into it. The Abiza dress, one of these is, oh, it's sold out too. So the Abiza, one of them, the long dress that has like, a crony I thought, you see it? No, I remember it from the show. What is it called? Chloe Collette. Chloe Collette.

Chloe Collette. Yeah, Los Angeles, Paris and Geneva. A modern collection of effortless fashion. Slip into something cross-ake. Why is every model Lala? That's weird. So one of the models looks like actually Billy Lee from Venniprompril. So I clicked on her to see if it was Billy Lee and that she does for a nine-out. Yeah and so when I clicked on it, then when I scrolled down, that's when I saw the Abitha dress There it is as seen in the limoree's hotel

$250 you better back the fuck up. Oh, and then those little shorts outfit is next to it And we see Jenny finally got her buttons. I mean Jenny they went from one button to literally six buttons I mean, Jenny, they went from one button to literally six buttons, rowing that. Yeah, I don't know. I think the little pink one, the fairy dress is cute. I like that one. Okay. Either way, I know it's just it's just surprising that like looking at the website, there is a lot more color and variety. And so it's just strange that here on this national TV platform, they're like, let's do like the boring white clothing, you know?

Anywho, but I'm not a fashion critic. What do I know? So I know fashion gaze at this one, that's for sure. But I just wrote, wow, she could costume design for Orange County. A lot of cutouts,. Lot of cutouts. They love the cutouts. So Anja is like, I can totally relate to Victoria right now.

I'm trying to throw an event to launch my career. And I can imagine she has some stress trying to do it for hers. Anja just trying to like wedge her storyline into the sea. And basically, yeah, she's like, oh my God, I totally understand this. This is like putting a lobster in your hair Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life, but come on Some days parenting is unbearable. I love my kid But is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad- free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So Aja is not liking this at all. She's like, well, my ass kid never. And then she says, is this should even real or did Jenny just want a few Barbie dolls to flaunt in a fancy hotel?

And Victoria just did her bidding. Shrug. I used to play with Barbie dolls. And they were about the same size as these models. I was like, well, how fun and fucking Paris. I used to play with Barbie dolls and they were about the same size as these models. I was like, well, how fun and fucking Paris. I know. I think you're living in the wrong place because isn't Paris still like clinging pretty hard to their probably Victoria's probably like the models. Yeah, I imagine. And then Anya tells us I would not wear Chloe clothe clothe thing because not many women can wear sheer white organza shorts. Myself included, I imagine and then onion tells us I would not wear Chloe clothe clothe because not many women can wear sheer white

Organza shorts myself included I would never dare you know what I would wear a Big red shirt with a piece of Metal on it Now please blouse with boobies painted on the front. Yes You know, please love something to the imagination. Yes. I think we'll love something today. Imagination. I would rat myself up in a melted clock, just like Dolly.

And Margot, of course, is like, I'm so proud of her right now. Like, I think she was like living in this moment. And it's like the first time like her mom can witness this. And like, she's happy. And I'm like happy to like see her like happy. So like, you know, yay. And then Emily's happy and I'm like happy to like see her like happy so like you know, yay And then Emily's like well regardless of whether I like the closer not a lot of people out there well It was a beautiful show and I'm still incredibly proud of Victoria and her non-Sonia Rick L. Fashion House

How can you not like this? At least half of these clothes are made from sheer curtains. I know. I'm getting a lot of inspiration for drape reese from these clothings. So then Victoria gives a speech. She's like, a babes.

Oh my God. And then the mom does that mom thing where she's like, like, my daughter. I was like, okay. She's okay. This is supposed to be a professional event man. And then they're scary. But then of course they bring Terry on up to the stage or the front of the room. And she's just like crying. She goes, my first time to Paris. And I wouldn't want to come down any other time then for this I'm just so proud of you in this city of pain this is that you found a way to make a pretty dress.

Victoria's like I just want a honest healthy relationship with my mom and it's just like cross my fingers that that's gonna come out of this. I want to miss this for the world, honey. She just keeps talking as if her mom is just a total monster and her mom is like, gee, where is this is the nicest hotel I've been and I'm so proud of you, my sweet, sweet daughter. Yeah, we have such a fraught relationship. So then, Anja is, so that's over, right? And doesn't she tell her at one point, doesn't the mom go,

that was really good babe. I've been to a lot of fashion shows, that was fabulous. That was fabulous. That was later on, yeah. I was wondering why it wasn't on my notes, I was cracking up. This is way better than those. Yeah, I thought for sure, when that Miss Leanne lock-in

arranged those fashion shows, I thought, wow,, I'll never get anything better than that. But then I saw your show. It was wonderful. My one note about your dresses is, so what else can they do? What do you mean? Like, okay, that was the first look. Where's the other 82 looks that they can do? And Dallas, one dress is 57, honey. You know, life fashion I showed, the girl walked down, the platform in dealers and straight into a sabaro. You all got pizza here. So then, Anya is out of meeting with this lady, Nateean.

She's a jewelry designer and she's made hamburger rings where you layer the different section. Each ring is a section of the hamburger and they layer on your finger to make whatever kind of burger you want. I handle that. I do too, actually. And on you're like,

um, if this, this is true, so this is a vegan burger ring, I'm like, oh, if this, this is true. So this is a vegan burger ring. Oh, my God. Can you say more about the time we live in? Right. Even your ring, you even have to have a vegan version of your ring. I thought she was cracking a joke, but you never know, honestly. So Ania's talking about, oh, maybe it was. And I'm just dumb. I was like, what is it? A chickpea burger? I can't. It was a surrealist joke, Ron. It was a surrealist joke. It was research from old lithographs of Salvador Dottie's joke book. Anyway, you know what? I mean, maybe it's not just how it is. I learned

from my mistake, so I can eventually be a maven of guy. So she's talking, she's doing her whole spiel about maze on firestone and talking about how you can oh have your stuff here so you can see how it's like to live with your brand and it was very funny because I had my clothes captions on I was watching it on YouTube TV actually and the clothes captions got like one small thing wrong and I was too dumb to realize it got anything wrong and so she she says she tells Nadine that she got a beautiful townhouse with a dolly sculpture and then some food objects,

but the closed captions said it was a deli sculpture. So I was like, I was gonna do a whole bit, Ronnie. I was like, oh my God, like a sculpture full of hams and cheeses and turkeys. Cause honestly, I kind of feel like Anya would do that. She would just have a giant pile of cold cuts. It'd be like, it's surrealists. Well, so you just beat that.

It's really a hamburger ring, so there you go. I was really about, so. So, just a dolly sculpture, not a deli sculpture. Oh, me deans like, well, you know, it is important for brands to recognize artists and artists to come together with brands so that their blah, blah, brand can be like, and if I'm gonna trust anyone with my brand

with my art, it's my art that's branding and it's yellow. I was like, nobody's buying those burger rings. Just say that, okay. Guess you can put your burger rings in the townhouse about the Deletray. I like just like her, she's like, you know, that this whole thing about, if there's anyone, I trust this very important brand with its use.

Like, she's got cameras, that's all, just say, well, you're on TV, I've got rings, you can have them, you know? So... You know that's super important to artists? Comers. What? Comers. Comers, super important.

So Victoria is taking her mom a rant-am, and she's like mom this is the Louvre the Louvre. Oh my god why am I even surprised? Swippin' in! And now we're a cafe Marley Cafe Cafe Vajana is that what you said mom that doesn't even sound like that. Wow. That's the orgy. This is for grace. Wow, this is better than the filet mick meown. Well, off to the awful tower.

Hope hits a lot bigger than the one on the dashboard. Don't tell me there's going to be a job fuzzy dyes hanging above us soon. God, this thing is sexy. So then Margo and Maria are going to look at Fabrics. And Maria, well, they were Fabrics like arrive. And so Maria is holding one up. She's like, do I look like a pusein? And Margo is like, you look like a peeps.

She's like, I don't know what that is. It sounds American and stupid. So then Aja and Emily are walking over to me on ya at a beauty place And I'll just like oh my god. Why does she pick something in the eighth? Oh, I miss the South of France and Emily goes I can tell with your mommy milkers out I Feel like I'm not in Paris anymore It was like wow, they really don't like the 8th I want to eat them all. So then they go into a nail salon and then we go, wait, this is the most sheikas pedicure

situation of all time. Okay, hold on. Can I put some drapes on your football? Thanks. The most sheikas. Wow. The most sheikas. Bless your heart.

So on he is like, I'm sorry to make you come to the eighth girls But they're pet friendly here and God forbid my dog spend one second away from me You'll see what happens later when he actually has to it's hilarious And then asha goes for enough It's a joke. She said it not me My brain was literally scrambling right now. It's like what's happening for her So joke, she said it, not me. My brain was literally scrambling right now. It's like, what's happening?

For a month. There was nothing more to it than that. So I've been really shifted right now. So on your site, well, it's a few days out from the event. And some would say, don't waste your time on a manly petty. But I would say just the opposite because if I'm serving the gorgeous flavors of dali, turkey, um, Sapercetta. Jamon.

My nails, when I can't do that when my nails are more messy like a Jackson Pollock instead of a They give them some champagne and then I'm like wait I do like this place And I'll just like so Let's talk lunch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, do you want to get lunch? There's a poke Bo right next door. I don't know why that cracked me up because you know, they're like, let's go and like get like a cute bag. I got and like look at Jesus. I want Poke.

Why the Emily makes for you laugh every thing she says. I I know, just like, because I'm just imagining her, like, going up to the Poke Store and, like, picking out fish and just, like, fogging up the little window. And be like, ha! That one! What's that, Tudor? Okay, and that one? Sam and... And that one, that's the Tudor again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I thought Sam salmon was the pink one. Well, this is red. Well, I mean, you know, tomato and my right, God, which one is the most cutest?

What about that one? Spicy tuna, but it doesn't look like the regular tuna. She's questioning the fundamentals of poke. So Emily is like, well, I thought the event itself was beautiful because we're talking about Chloe, Kloik, now. She's like, the event itself is beautiful. And they're like, oh, shady.

She's like, why? It was like a wedding. Yeah, she's basically, they can all tell that she's just trying to be really polite about that. She thought it was stupid. And Ania's like, I just think that the Mary's Hotel upstate the collection. And I was just, I was just trying to be really polite about that she thought it was stupid. And Ania's like, I just think that the man reached her tell upstate the collection. And I was just,

I was just trying to understand what the brand was. And if that brand could fit inside a townhouse with a sack of deli foods. Yeah, there's really no brand identity and no curtains. I mean, is anyone going to take them seriously, seriously? So, audience is- The venue was off. Chloe, Chloe Khalette is not a high-end luxury brand and the person who would buy a Khloe Khalette is not necessarily going to be going to have dinner at Lemreese.

The person who'd be buying it, it's a slot. Let's be honest, it's a slot. So maybe she would be at the hotel. They should have actually just done it right in front of the Pou-Key place, as Emily says here in the eighth. He's so, she's like, I know they wanted to make a splash, but it still has to be on hand to tell the story of the company.

And Emily's like, I was just expecting more. I mean, given the setting, the whole hype, I mean, it looked at me like undergrad student. I'm just being honest, I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. Like damn, and when we came to play today, what the hell? I know. She's like, spend one week at Sonya Ratell and she's got all the opinions. So I was just like, you know, I mean, that's the span of her education. I mean, one thing I was

frustrated with was that when when we were in Cannes, she was like, oh, we're gonna have all these ranges of sizes and super diverse models. And then every single model was shaped like my fork. Okay. Speaking of which, Pokey, anyone, oh, we gotta do the Pokey, have we settled? Can we just like put that issue to bed already? No, okay.

And she's like, you know, even if you sized it up, it still would be accessible. And Emily's like, you know what, if you sized it up, it still would be accessible. And Emily's like, you know what? To me, it's just like so hyped up. Like she didn't have time for like weeks. I mean, come on. I was like five toilet papers on a roll. You know what I mean?

And Anja says, well, real friends should be telling it how it is. Sometimes delicately, but I hope my friends would tell me if they had an issue with one of my events. Like if one of those girls said they didn't like the lobster in your hair, you would have had a nervous breakdown right there. Yeah, she would have. So I just like, I like to listen to my friends and I like to be a sounding board and you know, but there's a give and take and with Victoria, there's always such a huge focus on what was going on in her life like in Cannes. The person I learned most about was Victoria. And then we get the flashback montage. The Victoria be like, yeah, so guys like when I get back, I got so much work to do. I've got all these different colorful dresses to make and

different sizes. Just like a lot of work guys. My favorite was when she goes, yeah, my best friend came over in the morning and he might designed the entire kitchen from scratch What kind of morning with that? So I'll just like yeah, and I don't think that she could say that she knows all of us and Emily's like You know what you give here you give your advice and you give her a shoulder to cry on, but I wouldn't let it affect you, really. Yeah, but let's listen to what she's like, I'm always like, let's listen to what she's about to say

because maybe she's about to say something incredibly pertinent, but most of the time it's incredibly ordinary. Yeah, they just went in really hard. And I also like that they're. I'll just started this whole thing last week of like oh my god they're like a click. They don't even like us which I don't know that that was necessarily true. I think she was maybe being a little sensitive because those girls weren't being mean. But now it's turned into now there is a click.

It's these three. Yeah, just ragging on the other girls. And that's what I was talking about earlier. I love when that happens. Like, oh, really, there's gonna be a click. Let's talk shit about them. And then the two other girls don't even know what's going on.

Well, that's the thing. It's like, that's the classic high school thing. We've got like the popular girls. And then the girls were just not popular. And so the girls that are not popular, like bond by their mutual frustration with the popular girls and then they're the ones who actually wind up looking clickier and meaner than the popular girls themselves sometimes.

That was me. That was me. Did you have a camera in my locker? Okay. So, now we see this very fashionable dog. I mean, this dog isn't gorgeous. Yeah, I think it closes for the camera like hello. It was so was it she boo you knew or something like that? I know. I'm too poor to understand what that dog was. It's a wealthy French dog and nothing more. So then, so embargo isgot is, she's at Maria's place.

And Margot's like, I'm sorry, I'm sweatpants, galore today, that's also my drag name. And so Margot finally meets the seamstress for her collection and she meets Maria's cousin and all this stuff. And they're just like talking about like, the slip dress and the design and the fabric here and fabric there.

And Margot goes, it's so weird to see something concrete that I've done. I don't know if you've done it, but. And then Maria goes, well, it's not concrete yet. She goes, no, I know, but like, this is usually the stage where I bail out, so it's come pretty far considering I haven't bailed yet. Yeah, this is crazy.

Pinch me. And so she, Marie is like, okay, try on the dress then. Start with this hot pink you and see it upon. So she puts it on, I'm sorry, but this looks crazy and cheap. And on a slip dress, you should not see all the seams bunch together like that. This looks like my good. This is all good. I mean, I don't know because I don't know

the rules for slip dresses. It definitely looked cheap, but I'm gonna give it a little bit of grace considering it's not finished yet. But it definitely was giving, it kind of looked like clothes that people wear to like, sorority, formals and stuff. I don't know.

Not a fashion gay. Don't take my word for it. Okay, if it speaks to you, then I feel like support the go-go concept. Well, let's see actual sewing. The seams are all like dimpled, you know? And I know for Project Runway that that is incorrect. So Margot's like, well, you know, and I know for Project Runway that that is incorrect. So Margot's like,

well, you know, the dresses might look silly to you right now, but to me, it's an empire. So Maria, thank you so much, and I know I keep saying that, but like without you, none of this would be here. And she's like, oh, I put on my CV. She goes, yeah, maybe a one day, that'll matter about like, not today, about maybe one day, well, hunt without her, this literally would not. I know. It would just be a pile of fabric, aka a Chloe Collette fall collection. So then now we go to Anya's apartment. And it's one day before her maze on firestone event. And Anya is over capacity at the house because there's too much service staff. So she's trying to make some last minute adjustments

and she has Aja there and they're trying to figure out, like maybe Aja will help pass the food or whatever and they're just kind of like trying to figure it out and Ania's basically having a meltdown. Yeah, and Aja's like, well, I can transition to passing food. I mean, I'm already on the guest list. And then, you know, like, you know,

we can make the girl self out. Like Emily can probably, you know, stop looking at all the drawers for a drill and pass some goddamn canopies, you know. And she's like, well, I want a very, very big, I want to get my telephones inside of them, but maybe I'll forget that. I'm having extreme anxiety right now, extremely.

Yeah, so I was like, okay, how about I make you a spritz and then we can just like talk shit about the other girls? Deal. So she tell, Onya tells us, there is no space for failure. I can't fail. I have nothing to fall back on I love my life in France so much. It's really hard to accomplish and innovate despite what a creative artistic city is most people ended up in the guillotine I'm like girl. You're just having a you're just like having a party

Like you go back to the museum tours. You won't want to be the guillotine so then Like you go back to the museum tours you won't wind up in the guillotine So then um Victoria is taking her mom around. Oh, she's taking her departs in France And so she takes her in there and the mom's like oh well this looks much safer than I thought She's like mom is just like any other city, but like better But like Mm more iconic and filled more with history, you're right. It's almost as pretty as Dallas, mother.

They have fewer dealers here, but they do have more deal-dose stores. So you know what, Kaksara Sarah. So Victoria is like, okay, mom, this is where I spent my day and night and we go through a year of concept research and then we do Presentation step professors and then we do like fittings and changes. It's a really great working environment Where's a section where you call your mom on tell her all of this five years ago? Okay, there's special reason for that that you just never visited or Yeah, yeah, because Terry goes well that explains a lot of it and part of me was thinking oh that's her way of saying that explains why you never called me

Yeah, cuz all of this is like information that the mom is never even heard of it seems like yeah, I've been talked in years or something So Victoria yeah, Victoria yeah definitely a great work environment. That's for sure. And she's like, my mom has no idea. I'm bisexual and I have no idea of how supportive of that. She's gonna be your brother's a porn star, isn't he? Didn't her brother? Well, I don't think I talked about this, but that Zito kid from real world New Orleans

did porn and stuff. I looked it up because I read it on Reddit and I was like, Dustin Zito porn. I was like, yeah, yeah, Dustin. Now, there's a kid who doesn't mean sheer shorts. Okay. Yeah, he did like, yeah, he did like this, like, what was like a frat, frat something where it was like a bunch of like street or street-ish guys in like a house and they would be like, frat boys, but then be kind of naked and drinking off together and stuff like that.

I did naked. That was my kind of naked. That was blow jobs and bets. Full on, okay. Yeah, yeah. No, and I just remember, he actually used to go to our gym. He used to go to that 24 hour fitness, I believe. I think it was him, because I remember being in the locker room

And some guy was like, hey, I lock your videos. I do really good work And he's like, uh, thank you. And I was like, what? Who is this person? And I was like, oh, so I just always remembered him from that very strange locker room moment. Yeah, so I think your mom will be fine. Okay. Yeah. So Victoria's like, well, I have a gay uncle and the majority of my childhood. He was like, I mean, from my memory, he was like shunned away from the family. So, I just hope this doesn't taint the experience.

Is it too soon to use the word taint? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So Terri's, this is where Terri's like, well, that fashion show was fabulous. I'm not being to say many in Dallas, but none of them have been first class like, hey, wow, that's exciting, huh? And she was, yeah, mom, it was really important for you to be here after everything we've been through together, you know, like me going off to fabulous Paris and you not receiving phone calls from me, We've been through a lot The good the band the ugly she's like yeah, I just want you to know your sacrifices. We're totally worth it but Are you guys you're okay? You haven't no way

I'm not done mother. I'm not done. Okay, but I'm not done, I'm not done. Okay, I'm just gonna speak. But, um, but. Are you sure I can't get a doctor for you? Mother, mother, wait until I start making a lip see-soothed with my eyes. Did you get some of that foe-wee grass in your throat? Are you joking?

I'm not sexual, okay, I'm bisexual, God, why do you have to ruin everything? Yeah, babe, I'm having a friend coming like see me from the UK that I've been like talk to do for a little bit. I'm just gonna say it. I'm bisexual. You might see me with a girl. She goes, hmm.

Just if that's what makes you happy, I'm not gonna judge you. I'll leave that for God, okay? And she's like, thank you mom. She's, I just want you to be happy. It'll be my, I just want that girl to make you happy too. And you know, it'll be nice to know that I'm not the only woman you drive to the loony bin. Okay.

And Victoria's like, well, I don't want their family to be upset. Oh, fuck the family. We can adopt a baby. Oh, God, is everyone here turned gay? Splines the deal, those stores really does. So then they hug and then she's like, you know, I want to say something

to make you feel more comfortable about your deviant lifestyle. You know, there's a lot of things I've done in my life. You know, when your dad and I were trying to get back together, he brought a girl over and we had a threesome. And we did it with her twice with little, half a towers. And I thought I would be like, I thought I'll be the perfect wife to do what he wanted.

And he wanted, he didn't want to even be married. He just wanted to play. And I'm not embarrassed about it. Sure. I put things in things that I didn't think things could go into, but things went in there and I did it I'm not embarrassed what's so liver. She's like oh my god mom TMI she's like you know what I don't even care Hey Parsons France guess what I've had a threesome Golden shower too I'll say it all right now, paraparous. Parsons, Paris. I'll tell you what, Gimp ain't just a river in Egypt.

You ever heard of a dirty Sanchez? Oh, thanks to call me half time show, by the time I found a willing football team. Mom. And she goes, now, do you feel like you weigh 300 pounds less? That's probably the only way to get into your little dresses there. So now, Oja is on date on a date with Alex. And she's like, okay, well, I read the reviews of this place online, but you know me, I trust

reviews too much, so I guess I'll blame you if it goes bad. Okay. So we're celebrating on my proposed by the end of the night. Not kidding. Okay, what do you want to eat? What do you want to eat? So Aja got a new job and she's going back to New York in March, early March and then she'll be back in May two months later.

And she is, she can still work in Paris but she has to put in FaceTime with her co-workers and she tells him like, well I'm going to New York but hopefully I'm still gonna see you and he goes, huh? That's, that's, that's, that inspires confidence. And he takes a bite of something and it falls down a shirt and he goes, oh, I start dropping food now too. And she's like, what do you mean too? Am I dropping food a lot?

And he's like, only when you're cooking. I was like, oh my god. This guy spoke English as a first language, we would all think he was a fucking asshole. Yeah, you're right. But because he's taking pauses and kind of smiling to think of the proper sentences, we're like, oh my God, isn't he charming?

He's like, I may work in progress, we're like, oh my God, so sweet. So she's like, yeah my God. So sweet. So she's like, yeah, you know what? It's because my kitchen's so small. It would be nice for you to see the New York side of me. He's like, I've never seen it. She's like, I know. So she's talking about how she's going to be leaving in March, whenever that is. I don't know when it is right now. I think it's like a January for them right now. whenever that is. I don't know when it is right now. I think it's like a long journey for them right now. Yeah, and she's like, so you know, I know that we're new and I don't really know the intricacies of being long-distance and when I go back to New York, is that going to be like a break? What are we

going to do? And he's like, uh, being that done that. And she's like, what? You've been there done that. He's like, yeah, never worked out because she's like, why? He's like, uh, cause long distance. So lovely delicate bedside man over there. And she just starts crying for this, right? You're paying for this. You're paying too little crumbs, huh? So she's like, sorry. She starts crying. And she's like, I just don't want to fuck up the one of the only good things that happened to me in a really long time. Well, there was that Keisha were going to make you fuck that up when you spill just on the floor. Remember? Think of me as your Keisha.

She's to have good times. She's to have good times. No, this guy's a fucking monster. So she wipes her tears and she's like, I mean, look, I know we're not there yet and everything. But like, I'm just so that type, I think of every outcome, you know, and it goes, it's in the future, it's like, you can still arrange things, but I know this. I really love you and we'll figure it out. I'm like, oh my god, okay, I'm back on his side. But she needed...

He also got up in the middle of that when she was crying, he got up, and then like kissed her awkwardly on the forehead, and then pulled back and goes, yeah? Because he's German actually, he goes, yeah, like I have given you kiss on the forehead, now you should be happy. Yeah?

Yeah, that's not. Now is the time when I can show you. What? Yeah, happy. So then there's like snappy music and she's like, you know what? I don't have a clear plan as to who I am, but you can't put a relationship into an Excel file. Want a bit.

So then now it's four hours until the Maison Firestone event and Ania setting up and she's got all this stuff going up like lots of usual setup stuff and there's like a florist assembly bouquets and there's art from the dolly museum and she's talking about how like people have to pay the brands have to pay a fee because she's sort of like connecting brands with customers just sort of talking a lot about the Maison Firestone event. To be honest, I'm sort of ready for the Maison Firestone event to be over. Yes, and she's like, wait, the earth's in an expired face.

So she's got fruit and she's got candles that look like fruit. And so I'll just like, do you want to cut the fruit? Yeah. The candle fruit? No, the fruit fruit. And so I'll just like do you want to cut the fruit? Yeah, the candle fruit. No, the fruit fruit. And she goes, she goes, okay, this is very sexual. And she's like, yeah, it is very sexual. She's just this one looks like an eggplant. She's like, I feel so sorry for you. If you're eggplants, you're that small. Okay. Now we got red candles, fruits, real foods, fake fruits. Oh asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom.

She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom.

She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked me to go to the bathroom. She asked I want an imaginary bartender, that is up to me. It's very surrealist to have an imaginary bartender. So Ajah is like, she's rolling her eyes out on you a lot. And then Ajah is like, what's the business version of a bridezilla? And his lady goes, it both beats. OK.

And then my favorite part of this entire thing, which I don't know why we did not get more of this, is Ajja suddenly is on the phone with, oh, who turns out to be the chef Harrison, and he's got, who just here I'm say, I don't know where I'm going, and I don't know how to get there. I'm like, can we have more of this person please?

I know, she's like, okay, I'm sending a car. Just get here, get here as close to five as possible. Please go. I'm hanging up now. I'm like, I see deals with them. So she's like, okay, we'll all cut this fruit for you and I'll make it as sexual as possible. She's like, yeah, oh god. And I like to have an a whole just not oh god quarters. I'm not just eating a quarter. I'm like, yeah, oh god. And I'd like to have Emma whole just not oh god quarters. I'm not just eating a quarter. I'm like, oh, sorry. Whoops. Well, I see that Aja has taken the liberty to rearrange the table and the creative curation of the table shape has been based on archival images of Salvador Dali's different banquets. So I think she needs to leave the creative to me

Losing her mind basically Yeah, so people start coming some of the vendors start coming and stuff and she was gonna make this outfit for herself Like a very surrealistic dali outfit, but she's running out of time And so she's crying to Matthew and she's like, I can't match you. I don't know how to even dress He's like they change but my outfits not made. He's like, oh, okay, what can I do for you in the meantime? He's like, I don't know. He's like, why don't I sit here and just keep looking down at my bare wrist like I ever watched until someone says, do you need a watch? And I say, no, do you? And then I say, and someone says, what time is it? And I say, Koto passed a flicker.

Oh, killers every time. Good watch. I'm to buy a watch. Luckily for you, I'm here. Let us go to the Hemingway. So she's like, Oh my God, I have to get addressed. I have to get dressed. I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so upset. And her little dog is following her, and then she just closes the door, and the dog is left alone. And this poor dog just starts pacing back and forth. Oh my god, does anybody know what she went? This is insane. She was here right now,

and now she's not here anymore. This is this big wooden thing in front of me. Does anybody know what happened to my mother? I feel like, no, what is paying attention to the fact that my mother just disappeared into thin air. This is like an emergency right now. Someone pulled the police officers. First this fruit, then it's candle fruit. What is fruit? What is candle fruit? Does anyone know what my mother is? I feel bad enough that I'm dressed like Salvador Dali, I'm a dog, I'm like Salvador Dali right now.

And then my mother, where'd she go? I don't know what's happening right now, I'm a dog, I'm like Salvador Dali right now and then my mother, where'd she go? I don't know what's happening right now. I'm terrified. You don't know what it's like to live until you've been looked deeply into the eyes and called Salvador Dali. I can't. Where's my mother? So now it's 10 minutes until the event and Nadine gives Aja some earrings. She's like, these earrings can either say shut up or shut down, depending on your mood. And then, Ania's basically like, I don't want anyone to see how stressed out I am.

So therefore, I'm gonna put a lobster in my hair. Yeah, she's the lobster. I like the Nadine's like, okay, well, yeah, you can either shut up or shut down. And Ania says that you're the person to wear the one that says shut up. She is. I didn't get that part. So she comes in and she's like, oh my god, this needs to be more surrealist.

A lobster on my head. So Emily comes in and she's like, wow, look at that. This is so surrealist. Emily looks like she's blossomed in morning. She's got like the entire blossom outfit, but it's all in black. I'm mourning the fact that I didn't put drapes up in time in my mom's hotel room.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't worry, that's a season finale. I love that they've built this off. The season finale is trying to figure out how to put drapes up. How to put drapes? Like, and her entire family is flying across the, like across the seas. So I've put up drapes for Sonia Raquel. So everyone starts arriving and they're like laughing at the lobster on her head. And not just says, I'm mingling and there's Anya and this bird suit and a six-foot lobster on her head. Cinderella who? And then Victoria comes in and she, well, Victoria Margo,

come in wearing like matching dresses and Victoria's like, I die over this lighting. I can't. I can't. They're in these like short disco dresses and then they've got their hair pulled back in the same braid. And I'll just like, well, if they run me in Michelle, hit the OPM den. Yeah, I was like, is this surrealism or is this, I think they're a me, I think they confuse

surrealism with avant-garde and they confuse avant-garde with, I don't know, a dress they found. Like it was, didn't really feel like surrealism from them. And Ajay says, oh my god, these girls could not make it any clearer. The click is still there. They're dressed exactly the same. It's like, well, they're like best friends. It's, I don't, I kind of agree with you. I mean, Victoria, I do feel like is the villain of this group. But at the same time, Victoria and Mark are just best friends and they had a friendship pre-dating the show, so I don't think it's that crazy. I mean, I keep waiting for her to be the villain, but I think she's been nice.

Is she not just sure? But she's been nice to everybody so far from what we've seen. I think I see other girls who are turning and it's kind of cracking me up because you just never can't tell. Can you? Well, I think that Victoria, well, it's on a show like this, you have to find Villany in the small subtleties. And I think that like, Victoria's Villany comes from the fact that she just only talks about herself and doesn't ask questions about other people. And then is part of this exclusive section of the cast trip and then comes dressed like someone else.

So even though she and Margot are best friends, there's something I think insincere about her and that's what passes for Villani on real girlfriends of Paris. This is so surrealist. So they have these like wacky little eggs that are really candy. And so on he goes,

Oh, did you girls have this egg? And Victoria goes, we finished that. This little tiny egg that they shared. So funny. So Emily goes over to Aachen. She's like, and she's wearing this humongous hat. So she's trying to whisper, but she can't figure out how to do it.

Like her hat just slops on Aja's face. And she's like, it's so nice. They show that like strippers. Wah! And then they start laughing about the other girls. And then Jenny comes in and she's like, what is this lipstick? What is this? Oh my God.

Is this lipstick? Is this something you wear on a date? I'm not familiar. And Margot is like, yeah, it's this place that when you go there, they custom make lipstick for you and then they put your initials on the leather. Oh my God. You know what? I love this lipstick so much. I'm going to leave my empire to it since I really have nobody else.

Thanks for having me. Hey, has Victoria insisted on putting a button on this lipstick yet? Because that's gonna happen. That's gonna... And Emily just passes the boob cookies and goes, is that a boob? No, it's a picture of Dolly's face so it ends and Agnya's happy now because it went really well She gives a speech and she's like Everyone I would like to thank everyone from the vendors the bar tenders at the Hemingway

The carpet cleaners at the Hemingway, the carpet cleaners at the Hemingway, just the Hemingway, in general. I'd love it if everyone went to a go fund me so I could get married at the Ritz. Thank you. Thank you for coming. Oh, and Aja. Aja, you too. Thank you, Aja. Oh, and by the way, everything's on sale. And she says, I know I'm good at what I do. It's not a matter of if I'm gonna be successful, but when? So I wanna know, didn't want to actually buy anything at this event, that's my question. I don't know, but at one point she was like, I could make money doing this. I mean, so far there's been interest,

there's been interest in two pieces of jewelry and a dolly. So I guess, yeah, I mean, I guess if you get enough rich people to come to these things, yeah, you could make some money. All takes is one dollar, you'd be sold. And you've got to say, the dali is a lot. I mean, I feel like Ania is actually very smart, very capable. And I could see you're having a career in this sort of area. The question is whether or not her concept works.

I'm just curious. But I guess we'll find out next week. We'll always lead the other things, you know, somebody could be like, Oh my god, this pal, he's beautiful. You should come design this party for me. And then it becomes you become a fabulous party designer. Yeah. One minute, one minute, you're throwing a party for dollies. Next minute, you're throwing a party for Dolly's next minute you're throwing a party for a polkae there's a place next door I don't want to go now next week is a thank you for having me to your party I'll take that deal though on your hand it's a lobster like I said the deal do. That brings us to the end of real beautiful.

We we mother fucking we thank you all for being here next week as a season finale. So as you said, the grand culmination of can drapes be put up in a day? The previews are so funny. The Victoria, the mom is like, all right, we got your brothers here. I was like, did you really get the brothers on an international flight to Paris to try and help hang fucking drapes? Come on. Rather than like hire some local people, as her mom said last week her mom's like, well,

you got to figure it out. You gotta call people there in Paris. This week, hi, I'm here. I'm Victoria. I'm here to hang some drapes. I'm here more to point at people to hang drapes. Oh, so good. So funny.

Yeah, but the drapes fall. That's the thing. The preview, the big cliffhanger is, they're putting up the drapes and then one falls down and I was like, oh no. Spoilamin' that. But also we see that the girls come together to have a like to hash everything out and Victoria loses her mind.

She's like, I tried to be a bit fun, was it best for you? How am I a bit for you? It's so good. It's so good. Yes. Victoria and Margot find out that the other girls really don't like them. Don't don't don't. So good. Thanks everyone. Thanks everyone for being here for the Cluby Club fashion show.

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