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Episode Date: October 19, 2022

This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me, sitting right across the desk for me today, wearing a beret and a scarf and a... Monsieur Marso, my face is Mr. Ronnie Carram. Hi Ronnie, how are you? I come to my neck after I get out of box.

He's going, he's at the Traptown of Box and I was going down a escalator. He's coming up an elevator and he's going back down a staircase. Wow, he just can't stay put. Hi Ronnie, how are you? I guess I didn't really have to do all that since nobody can see us. I liked it. The energy is there. It was method. It comes through. It comes through the recording. I would like to dedicate this episode to lipstick, which is very important in the dolly. I want to dedicate this podcast episode to mental health and draper is. And if you can take a moment to sew, don't worry, be happy into a drape. Then you know you're helping someone.

That Bobbie McFarron, one of the greatest psychologists on our, of our time. It's real girlfriends in Paris, you know, this show, I feel like we only have a few episodes left with it. I think we're probably never going to get to a second season. I don't think they were at BravoCon. I think, I was a,

I feel like Aja went to it, but was she actually an invited guest? They better have let her in somewhere. I mean, who does that? If you're on a show on Bravo, they better at least, you know, give you a free ticket or something. Yeah, like do you want to promote your shows?

So, Bravo. But they've tried, yeah. I mean, you can tell, I mean, the really gold friends, I don't think they even got beyond being bartenders on watch what happens. They were bartenders, they're never evenenders on watch and happens like they were bartenders

They're never even guests on a watch that happens live. Yeah sad not cool guys not cool not cool, but anyway, you know We roll still carry the torch for this show for while we have it Le Lumiere I love it. I don't know if that I think that's to where I mean I love it. I love it too. I just for everything you're giving us you guys. Yeah thanks for teaching us about French culture and fashion and also I was like they just gave a big ol' gift to Ronnie this week because they brought in Victoria's mom and I was like this is a Ronnie character this is a Ronnie character. I never saw Ronnie character. I had this all one.

Wow, it looks like a clay-new orlands. That was like, I was like, if we had not had the images of you as Nancy DeBoebo from Snapchat, I'm like, this is Nancy. This is Nancy DeBoebo. And I like the Victoria is always like, yeah, me and my mom don't like really agreeing on thing And so I was always kind of expecting her mom to be kind of a snotty

Like country club lady. I don't know how to take string, but just to see her be so sweet I thought the mom was gonna be like momedy or even just the andra or something like that, but then it's just It's just like hey honey, hey, I noticed they're all speaking French. You're just getting I know we're in Paris I just got it French fries releasing Vinti here Never thought of that before I hope you don't mind. I brought you a banjo They wanted you to have it from church God God, he said, no one had rhythm like your child. Now, I never said I was ever gonna French kiss my child because that is amoral, but does that what they do call it? Here's to be our in Paris.

I kissed my daughter in Paris. Is that a Sam's? Is that a French kiss? Hey, where do they do the Emily movie? Yeah, so she was here and I also had a thought about something else, but it is now suddenly to skip me. Oh, I also had another gone. Well guess where I'm going tonight.

A cheesery. Wow. Because I'm going to celebrate this fucking show since nobody else will. I normally do get a bag at these days because I swear to God it's not a bag at a croissant. What a sound. Sorry everyone, that was so demonic. But I normally do, because I honestly, like, one of the real joys that show for me is I just love

looking at Paris, it's so beautiful, and I just wanna be like, Anja and eating croissants on the side, but I had a realization, speaking of mom and D, et cetera. I was, I'm not as basically just kind of like an upscale Leanne Lockon, right? She's basically she's not a carny, but she's from like like she's like a New York carny or something She's like I came from nothing and now I'm here in Paris and I'm just trying to organize lots of things together She's basically trying to be like, they just hands, they think it worked quite well.

I did poop in the basket once. But she's trying to organize all these high society things, but she herself is from very humble outside her origins. And I was like, yes. She is kind of like similar. Yes. Like a sliding doors, Leon Lockham. She's a very fake it till you make it, but admit that you fake it,

which I think is something new on Bravo. What you really like. But yeah, I can see that, but she looks kind of like a younger deander Simmons. I mean, it still all goes back to Dallas, right? Yeah, she's like, everything everywhere all at once Leon lock in. Yeah.

So anyway, with that being said, let's dive into this. So it opens up with Victoria and her and her boss Jenny at Jenny's like So happy and like a little concern that like maybe I've hired the wrong people for my brand and I'm just trying to keep the rage in and Another phone call from my mom saying are you ever going to meet a man and have a child? And I say, no, mom, I'm following my dreams, which apparently isn't good enough for you.

So yeah, let's channel that and take a pic and get a fabric. Can we talk about the timeline? Because as you know, I'm really stressed. I need everything finalized by the first. And if the first samples were better, we would be in a better place, but we're not in a better place, because the samples weren't right.

Yeah, I guess that maybe, Victoria, when you decided to get samples from Craig's list in Milwaukee, you guess maybe that wasn't a good idea. So, oh, I guess you have to sew all these things together, Victoria. And Victoria is like, um, we were already supposed to receive these samples from our distributors and they are far from being on par with what they need to be. Yeah, like we're not going to show the people this whole new launch of Chloe Collette things that are going and that aren't going to be Chloe Collette. Okay, they completely miss the mark and the fabric, the fit, and the designs. There could not be more things wrong right now.

I give up everything children for this. So I'm going to need to work this out. Okay. Well, now we're in like this predicament where I personally babe have to sew everything babe from scratch babe to get it right babe because we're not going to go to a show with something that with Chloe. Cause that's super famous important brand name on it. If it's not perfect,

well, we need someone who can help. So I want you to think long and hard, which I don't do anymore because I completely gave up penis for this job. And I'm going to need to think long and hard for someone, maybe from school, from Parsons, not New York, which is disgusting, but Paris, who can help you. Listen, Lara's been giving me stink eye on the office all week long because I gave her your job or you gave took her job whatever it is. I have to deal with her past regression right now. So take care of it.

Okay, bye. I love Jennie. She needs to be on it more. Jennie is just so tightly wound. I thought it with that small. Her inner rage is so perfectly restrained. Oh, it's my favorite thing ever. So then we go over to Emily's house

with Emily making up some kind of a guest plate. I'm not really sure it's like an open can of tuna fish, a bar of soap, and a paper towel. Not really sure what she's going for over there. I kind of love this. I mean, one thing I do love about this show is it does remind me of being like 22 or 23 and trying to do fancy things and just failing time and time

again. So she's trying to put together some little thing and then like Aja and on your outside down on the street and they're like Emily Emily And she comes to the door. She's the windows like And Aja's like your doors broken. She's like, okay, I'm gonna come on down. I'm gonna come on down Stop yelling. It's so American Also, I have to say, the show is really highlighting France's inability to fix windows and doors.

I mean, is there anything that opens here? I mean, I just imagine children all over Paris. I mean, I've done Italian children, especially, because they're used to working doors. I definitely feel like I've heard many stories about, A, the French bureaucracy, B, like the French service industry in terms of, or not service, but plumbers, electricians, builders, things like that,

and how it's like basically going toward to try to get anything done with any of them. And you really see it on this show. You really do. Like Casey is like a victim of the French bureaucracy. Well, herself too, she's a victim of herself, but the French bureaucracy was not gonna help her. So Victoria and Margot are hanging out

at Victoria's house and Victoria's thing. Like we have to move everything because I have to sew everything by hand like with a needle made from one of my fingernails that I bit off because like, I have to share a terror writing through my veins and like literally I'm doing everything by myself. There's like literally not enough hours in the day.

Yeah. And Marcus like, oh my little workaholic. I wonder what that's like. So now at the other household, so Aja and Ananya and Emily are having brunch and it's like disaster. Like Anya's like, she's like, so did you heat up the bellinis and it was like,

you have to do that? She's like, yes, you have to heat up your bellinis. And Emily goes, is this caviar? And she holds up a baby tomato. That's like, that was a baby tomato man. Okay, that's not, it's a plum tomato. I was just like, um, I think I'm gonna give these glasses a little bit of a rids and he's like,

oh, it's mind dirty. Oh yes, little black spots. And then we was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's hilarious. And then they try to cut the cheese with this like, little like night from the dollar store and the night the blade bends backwards. And they're like, is this a switchblade? And Emily really does laugh like March Simpson.

She's like, man, call me. And the table is wobbling. Oh my God. So Emily is like, yeah, the party was great the other day. Like it was a perfect on your party. Like there were no dildos or strippers. So it was like perfect for her.

And they're like, yeah, well, yeah, I'm glad. I mean, could you even get find a stripper down there in Cannes? And so I'm just like, night in January. So then I was just like, okay, real talk. Do you guys think that we'll be invited back to Cannes ever? And I'm like, yeah, I thought that we were really civil. And I think that Margot probably appreciated it when I put paper bags up as drapes in the bedroom.

And I was just like, yeah, but like the girl stayed without us. And I would like to have been invited, even if I said no, because I really wanted to come see Alex. And she's like, yeah, I was just like a little rude and then Victoria came up to us after hours and was like, by the way, I'm staying. And I was like, okay. And then she was like, normally you guys would stay too,

but we couldn't afford the cost of the fly. And I was like, that's bizarre because you didn't even ask if we'd be fine to pay for our own flights. So basically production was paying for their flights, right? And then, then they... I guess it's like if you want to stay longer, then you have to pay your way back. Yeah, because if Margot was paying for the flights and they're still complaining, that's kind of rude, you know?

That's kind of funny, though, that like, here's Margot who spent her entire season talking about, yeah, it's just like really hard because like, my dad just keeps buying me Chanel bags. And like, it's hard to get food in life and your dad keeps buying things. My dad has the biggest, biggest prison warden. Thanks, prison warden. Thanks, prison warden.

Anyway, oh my God, let's go to my house in the South of France. One of our many properties, my dad is on newspapers. He actually owns the copyright on the term newspaper. Oh, sorry, I can't pay for your flight. Yeah, you're right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys want to go to summer jail. They're refrigerator works there. So Emily's like, yeah, I completely, in 100% agree. She has that look on her face. She's going to immediately go tell these other girls.

She is. You can tell she will. Yeah, she's like, guess who's side I'm going to be on there. Because guess who can pay for drapes. Then, so then, Asha's like, because guess who can pay for drapes. Then, so then Asha is like, I just don't like being lied to, and she understands that Margot and Victoria have been friends for longer,

but she's like, but I thought the whole point of this trip was to bond altogether. It's like, no, you're on Bravo. The point of that trip is for you guys to tear each other's hair out. So then they're good. They're all completely misunderstanding each other, right?

Cause then we go over to Victoria and Margot, and Victoria's like, you know what I really put a lot of effort and like hosting for Anya and Margot says, yeah, like I threw this fucking crazy shinding and what do I get? I get you listening to them saying Margot did this and Margot did that.

Like we don't have specific quotes. But they weren't talking shit about. But I'll tell you if I did have a specific quote and I had to do with mental health, I would be embroidering it into a slip dress right now. Yeah. And Victoria's like, yeah, they were talking about us laughing. And then we see the flashbacks.

We see the flashbacks. We too are such idiots. Okay, she was not making funny for you at all. She's like, you know, I said champagne, and then she said, that's my second favorite kind of pain. And then I was like, what? Pond? Cause I thought she meant bread like pond.

Oh, like bitches. I hope they die in the sleep. Yeah, well, because I think that Victoria is used to being like the cool girl, like the popular one in the center of things and she heard people laughing and she wasn't part of it and she heard her name to the wall. So she just automatically like her insecurity

in that moment of like her position in life being totally upended just made her go like bonkers and that's what this is. And she also made it sound like they were parting without her all night Like they just said go to bed and they were parting But they were sleeping in the same room laughing before bed like what come on now so Victoria tells us it was Painful because like these girls are becoming like my family. You know what she wants pity. She like She does like pity face like she tilts her head and nods. She's like yeah

So it was like having family turn on you and laughing at you behind closed doors and that is the worst way you could laugh at anybody I mean door open is still me but closing it whoa Hold on I'm getting a call from my mom, who's part of my family. Not now, mom, I don't know if it's on. Come on TV, I'm on television. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Family, am I right? So she's like, yeah, like was equivalent, like something we had done, something super wrong. And Morgan's like, yeah, you know what, it's just a bummer that that's the outcome of this week. Yeah. So Emily's saying, hey, but guys, like, why do you think they thought the need to lie? And Asha says, well, I think they have Victoria did that on her own, like she probably didn't

want to be confrontational because she thought it would be easier. like people whitelight all the time to preserve people's feelings, but she's just sort of like one about it the wrong way. Honestly, it is like so important to me that every kind of relationship or friendship has honesty. And if it's a silly lie, then what are the other lies? I don't love that. There's a lot of lies. Little, little lies.

That's my new HBO series. Tiny little lies. So, I'm just like, I'm too old for this. Actually, I'm not too old for this, but my fashion style is. Yeah, they're talking about being, you know, disregarded by the other girls and having their feelings here at like,

it's in high school and she's got a broken egg on her shirt. That's her. I got my face. Or actually on my brooch. I got egg done the way over here. And I like Emily saying, it feels like I'm back in high school.

I'm like, you're 22. When you have a knife, that's so cheap. It bends backwards when it touches breathe. So now we go to. my god hold on let's give this scene some respect. Thank you. Please. We're going to fucking Sonia Rock Sonia or a cow it's fucking fashion week as Kelly Kelly Catrone used to say it's fucking fashion week One of my biggest regrets is that Kellyn Earth came out

before a watcher crappens ever existed, because man, that was amazing, Kellyn Earth. Cry outside. Just like the best version of all of this. So wonderful. So Sonya fucking Raquel. And we see Emily in a showroom, and she has like a tape measure out. And we see Emily in a showroom,

and she has a tape measure out. And it looks like, first we don't know what's going on, so it looks like she's using a tape measure to measure him's. I just started to laugh. Because she's like, oh, tape measure. And she's like measuring a hem. And then she's measuring the windows.

And I was like, what b-roll are they capturing right now? And we think this is just like a little scene of Emily at work, right? So she's like, well, I'm measuring here and I'm gonna like do drapes because like no drapes, does not sit right with the daughter of an interior designer. And look at this dog cozy. Look at this because she's talking on the phone to Anya. Well, she's FaceTime with Anya, and this is so obnoxious. She gets on with Anya, and she goes, Oh my God, you're in a closet too, so am I. Anya is in her like negative three square foot,

you know, apartment closet with like all these like jackets around her head. And Emily's in the Sonya fucking Rick Hell show room and be like I'm in a closet too. You're fucking this. You're fucking bitch. But also what designer walks into a completely white show room that looks gorgeous. I mean, at least the architecture of it and it's like you know, you need curtains.

Like night you don't. My mom has an interior design company in New Jersey. You need dress. I'm dressed. Oh, okay. So. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now.

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We should talk percentages because like you're definitely part of this brand She's like okay, so here's this and this and And Mark was like, well, I gotta figure out colors because it's gonna be the death of me because I love colors so much. You know what I love? Colors. This is hilarious. I probably have to choose fabrics first

and choose but we chose silk. No, no babe, there's different kinds of silk. Oh, this is hard, color, colorful silk. Because I love color and I love silk with color. Lots of silk. I need to like, I need time to digest this. There's like a lot of, I need to sleep. Can I take a map here?

You know, you do your mind. So she tells us, oh, this is funny too. She describes her history with fashion because all of my late adolescence and early 20s, I was very tunnel visioned on working in fashion. I was like late adolescence and early 20s. So when I was like 11 and 12, and then again when I was 21,

I stopped being tunnel visioned when I was a teenager. Unless she, unless Margot's considering her teenage years, her late adolescence, which is hilarious. What was she saying, she worked in fashion? No, she was tunnel visioned in working in fashion. Oh my God. So you weren't even working in fashion. Because at first I thought, I thought she said

she was working in fashion. And I was like, you were since when? Well, she wasn't. But she wasn't. She was just thinking about it that whole time. Yeah. It was totally tunnel visioned in wanting to do something being a 13 year old who's just tunnel visioned about fashion

like I watch devil wears products so many times but then she said she did intern and she she's like I entered more and more and more and just started to hate the industry because guess what I were for someone who didn't like color I couldn't be like and more and more. I just started to hate the industry because guess what? I refer someone who didn't like color. I couldn't be like that. I was sad. If I ever go back into fashion,

it's gonna be because I created something myself. Oh, okay, yeah. What are you saying? I like, or I like that sketch. Make it. I love people who don't work in fashion. The only way I'm ever gonna work in fashion is if I'm the designer.

Like fashion thinks no work. Yeah, like you don't have to like work your way up there. So she goes, you know what? Like I definitely think this is an idea that I'm gonna stick with. I love that kind of motivation. I think this is possibly maybe the idea that I could possibly tunnel vision stick with, maybe.

I'm gonna tunnel vision that. I think a slip dress, that's a color, and a made of silk, is something that I'm gonna stick with. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. So Maria's like, oh look at this, see this one, he's stretchy, you see? And she's like, oh my God. Okay. Here's what we have to do We're gonna have to like try stretchy, but then also not stretchy and

We'll see which one is better Well time Jesus Christ like I'm proud of you. I'm proud as hell. I think that's a whole the whole spectrum there She's like yeah, even though I went to university for a fashion. There's no other person I could think of that would be better person to collaborate with Then Maria because she just draws things and I say yes and she gets it because I'm the rich one Okay, so Maria I I wanted to do like,

ankle links, mini-minis. And then I wanted to do like, classic 90 shape. Like, I want people being like, oh my God, Monica. Like, seriously. And then like, something to do with mental health, because like, small embroidery is maybe. That have like, a saying of some sort like, don't worry, be happy.

I literally let out the biggest laugh when she said that. Like, you know, I'm trying here, Margot. Okay, I'm trying with you. No, something with mental health, like, hang in there. And then maybe can you embroider like a paw because it's like a cat hanging onto your slip dress? You know, I was going through a really hard time until I found a slip dress.

That's it. Don't worry, be happy. Change my life. I was sitting there on the curb, my feet in the gutter, the slop water going over my ankles and I was thinking, what am I doing with this life? And as I looked down to see where my tears were flowing, they just landed on a little embroidery that said,

chin up and I thought, yeah, my life has changed. Yeah, one time my cat died and I didn't think I was ever gonna get over it. And I looked down at my dress and it said, hang in there, which actually depressed me more. All right, Maria, we're gonna rethink these things. I actually have a cat allergy, so I'm allergic to that motivation. Cat, think of a cat poster.

So then on you as an apartment, so she's working and heard little dogs, Josh, us watching. And she's talking to some co-founder, some company, right? So I'm a little bit of a t-shirt. So it's some fancy company. And she's like, hello, am I a Pew darling? And she's like, okay, well, thanks for helping on a call with me. I know I shared on my email, have a brand, could have an opportunity with these lifestyle food art people dog plate my

Fumusement Shaw Carport events and I'm putting together Everything is at stake if Maison phaser firestone event doesn't turn out as I hoped because my job as an art Curator is to decide what art what what food, what plates, what carrots, what baby carriages, what light bulbs, drafts, light bulbs, drafts that can screw in light bulbs, how they all go together. For this immersive home experience. And so the lady's like, well, you know, artists are core of the brand. She goes, oh, yeah. Well, another point beyond creative is getting the right people in front of your consumers. Are you interested in coming in as a sponsor and providing table settings?

She's like, uh... For free. Uh, Grappie. Uh... Uh, how do you say amateur in French? Oh, that's easy. It's actually just amateur. Yes. Listen, well, we discussed with depressed office and designer and honestly the timing is so short and definitely not the right one for us. So, you know, I explained what this was and then, you know,

I said, it's silly American girl. We all laughed. we all went, Ruh, Ruh, Ruh, Ruh. And then we said, should we do it? And then laugh at her and we thought, that would be funny too, but we said, no, no, no, let's just laugh at her behind her back. Oh, was that actually something that I heard behind you? Oh, I'm sorry, I have you on speaker phone. Okay, stop laughing, stop laughing. Only VA is something that's...

She's listening in, she caught, okay, I guess we can just laugh, who cares? One of them is running around right now with boobies drawn on the front of his shirt. He thinks he is hilarious. I'm very sorry. Hold on, hold on. Catherine De Niv wants to say something to you. Hold on. Hello, I'm not DC's Catherine De Niv. We are so proud of you. Oh my god, I cannot believe Catherine De Niv herself is listening in. Oh, you're so stupid American. Oh God, look at his whole name. What I meant to say is Catherine said Deniv.

So, uh, she's like, okay, so I take it that you will be at the next event. 10. You want to do it next time with more advanced? Okay, well, thank you very much. And so she calls Ajahn. She's like, well, I'm a little overwhelmed. I just spoke to a print and they sent the January is too soon. And look, I know we said you could help me a little bit. I have a list. And if you're available to help me reach out to contacts, that would be great. And I was just pretty much like, well, you know, I did just quit my job, which we didn't actually tell you guys about that, but look on bravotv.com for the last video. I was like, what the hell?

Also, I was like, I was also thinking how funny is it that none of them even bother FaceTime and Casey? Like, they don't even do like a perfunctory, well, she was a cast member. Let's see what she's doing in Los Angeles. We haven't heard anything, like, how have we not seen Casey phone footage of like I back home, which is like crazy. I'm trying to figure out this passport thing They just are like bye They didn't even do something like I thought maybe I could hire Casey's that way

Should you get a visa to come back to Paris like nope? Nope, nope, she's an L.A. so then we see the camera goes down to Ony's shoes and her high heels are little lipsticks. Yeah, there's the steps. So then we got a Victoria and she's like, she's with her friend Charles and she's saying, I'm so grateful. My friend Charles jumped on a train.

From Dallas. We're different than everyone there. But like, we bonded over our love of fashion. You thought I was going to say cheese, didn't you? No, no. But it was fashion. I guess sometimes we'll make fashion out of cheese, but it's like I don't have time to talk about that because I'm doing literally everything. but it's like I don't have time to talk about that because I'm doing literally everything. Yeah, and I'm so excited for my mom to get hairpips, but like, because like mom has never able to visit me when I was in Parsons, and like,

she almost didn't make it to like my graduation, not that I'm like holding anything against her because I love my mom. But we definitely had our ups and downs in the past. And Charles was like, yeah, everyone has struggles, ups and downs the past. And she goes, yeah, but like I pushed my mom out of my life. And I'm like, her own child.

And like she definitely built her life around me. Like she makes comments like, all my friends have babies. And like I still could have a baby or like find a donor or something and he's like, oh, he gets, are you ever gonna shut the fuck up? Like she doesn't stop. Yeah, he looks, he looks like he goes,

he goes, the future is now. You know, he was like, I don't know. I'll just say something like that I saw it on a slip dress. He just never stops. He's like, yeah, almost the people from my town, they're like still there, but like I moved to Paris. So definitely different than that, which is like knots. They love things like Fritos, and they love things like Red Lobster, but the things

that I love is fashion. So I had to go there with no one there that I bonded with over cheese. I thought I was gonna say faceted. Over my hometown when they get mad at people they throw cheetos on someone's head but like I like to do pump freets. So I had to come to Paris. At home they love Cheetos so much they voted when it's president. That was surprisingly political for me. So he is like, so are you gonna tell your mom you're dating girls? It's like, um, like that causes anxiety because like my mom was so devastated by my divorce. And one of her dreams is to be a grandmother. And like I don't want her to feel like her dream is taken away.

It just might look different than the dream you have. And then the doorbell was like, she's like it's startled. And here comes her mom and it's telling. I'm hiding it. I'm hiding it. God. Victoria goes, did you see Paris on the way over here? I'm like Victoria, you're in Paris. I think she's fucking Paris. She saw it. Yeah. The mom's like, boy, did I? You know what it reminded me of a clean new

or lean. And boy, there were a bunch of set shops. There was pizza, sex shop, more food, sex shop. Roller skating rink, sex shop, sex shop, sex shop. I say a sex shop in between, a sex shop, and a sex shop. How many worse is zoning? They have a giant penis right in the middle of the city just sticking right up. You can see it from everywhere. Mom, that's the Eiffel Tower.

Well, you could have fooled me. Big deal, though, if I ever saw one. Oh, excuse my language. I mean, it's even leaning. Mom, that's not even in Paris. How many did you see that Jack Ethetial there? They got two penises, propped up a big sideways penis. And I saw it on the music. Come on, on fire, because it was so unholy. I saw a big long car even shaped like a penis Mom, that's a bias. Well, scale It's a penis on wheels what I call it and you ever see that river rat with the middle parents They got penis is going right down it mom. Those are the baton mooshes

Well, I never seen a penis you could float on but you know what I never been to Europe never I saw about a hundred people walking down into a vagina actual vagina to search the subways Now did you see that one boxy building that a penis going up the side of it like a little escalator But it was a penis mom that was the santa pompadu My God I want about that one penis that was so bandit goes from one side and goes all the way over to the other side and you could walk right under it.

That's the arc to try it, mom. Oh my gosh. Okay. Um, so Victoria is like, oh it's funny how like out of everything my mom is, my mom is noticing it's mainly just like sex shops. Yeah, she's horny I'm sorry when I'm done. I'm looking up penis is now so I can think about it Like oh well, let me take a minute to look up some penis Well all the man carrying penis is down the shot a street

Mom Those were baguettes Although that to be fair that's probably the closest you've come so far. That's the closest. Oh my god, it's a child-compignation. Mom, this is just my friend Charles. Like, are you just seeing penis everywhere? So, she's like, yeah, Charles, well, when she was at my mom's one weekend

She said mom Just if I'm gonna make a career out of this I got to go to a fashion school And I wanted to be the best mom schools and Parsons and then she said no mom Guess what Parsons is in New York and then she said guess what Parsons is in Paris. I mean because could you a man then just fell on the, you couldn't have welcomed me up by slapping me in the face of the penis. I mean, it was bad enough that I thought she was going to that city full of queers and queer buildings

and then she had to do the European quest and I thought, wow, this is gonna be quite a journey for me. She's like, well, she was a single mom raising me. So like, I really wanted to feel that every single sacrifice was worth it. You look amazing, mom. Check, well, thank you. And guess what?

You're gonna look just like this when you get older. And Charles was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hot. So now we go to Ania's apartment and she's there with Aja and they're gonna like work on this Maison Firestone event and Aja didn't even bring her computer, which was very Casey ever. So yeah, so because Aja quit her job so she's gonna do this and so we find out that the Maison Firestone event is gonna be in a townhouse and the vineyard is gonna be, I guess the wines

will be provided by Kristen and Fred who we met a few episodes ago and finalizing the chef, et cetera. And just talking about all these things that she wants to have there. I mean, my God, I'm just like, okay, what can I help with? And she's like, okay, well, I have to finalize head counts.

I need to find a chef. So I love you to find the catering company and the staff. Oh, is that all? That's it. It's my power. This one will be totally easy to do. Yeah, no problem. And the two says,

It's all you need. And she goes, The art is going to be Dolly. And it's very sexual and food-based. And there's a connection between the two. I'm going to work with the chef to create surrealist and spirited meal based off the Salvador Dolly and these specific works. I'm'm like listen, what you do is you make a bunch of pancakes

and you hang them off the side of the table and you say there it is. Nalt and cloths. Done. So I just like, okay, so what about paying? What is that? Like what about a payment plan? And she's, oh, well, I take a percentage of everything that is sold. So I can give you a 10% fee. I'm like 10% of 10% of the three lipsticks you're gonna sell. 10% of 10% of 10 dollars. Congratulations, dude So now we go to Sonia fucking Raquel and it's Emily's there and she she does that thing where she knocks She's like, oh, can I come in cuz her her supervisor Lea is sitting at her Yeah, her desk in her office of course the camera man's already in there. So Lea's already like oh god The fucking American twit gonna come in here talking about properties of this is bit like So Leia's already like, oh god, the fucking American twits gonna come in here talking about properties of the shoe.

This is a bit like drearious. Yeah, and she's like leaning on her desk looking like, okay, come in, you know, come in stupid fucking America. And I can't. So Emily comes in, she's like, can I come in? I just let you in, didn't I? Come in, sit down. Can I sit down?

For fuck's sake, no. Mild. Ah, so she's like, well, seeing the pieces in the showroom, they're so beautiful. And like I have so many, many that I just want to try on. And they're like, no, you say that every day, I'm not falling on this. This is not for you. I see with that stupid yellow tape measure in there. What is it?

I'm embarrassed to even let you walk in here. We do not. So Emily's like, OK, so I want to ask you. So I've been working here for a few months. And I love your showroom. Your showroom is so pretty. But I felt there's something missing. And I was like, it's the drapes.

This room needs a beautiful drapes. And I think the showroom would look beautiful with something like this. And she shows her a picture and it's just here. It's just serious. And she's like, yeah, it's gonna be sheer and minimalistic. And she keeps saying things like,

well, you know, I come from an interior design family. I was like, what's up? What's up? I'm going to put the series. Like, she's for a sheer room. And Leah's like, well, maybe we can see different materials, fabrics. And she's like, if this works out,

this could be this starting point. I've been searching for, to bring my mom's business to Paris. So she's just sharing it and she's like what do you think? And the lady's like well they show me it's a small it's why we don't have everything set up perfectly because it's temporary you know what you like to put a share in you how do you like this? This is what it is so but if we are going to do it we need to do it quick for sure maybe tape some paper over windows I mean I don't know how about we just put draper over you and that way everything looks like it has draper is on it for you it's like well what I could do I could order samples of different shares and then we could see all of us against the showroom

She's like, uh-huh. Yes, this is how you do Okay, oh my god, I'm so excited I'll thank you so much Thank you so much No, thank you for showing Sonya Rekel the fashion house and taste maker What actually looks good. Thank you. Thank you, American. Thank you for showing me what he sees. Curtain. Oh, draperies. What a concept. I can't believe we never thought about it when we intentionally

kept no draperies up. She really takes us in rent with it. Here comes one right now. Aja and Anja are walking into this very large department store and meeting this guy named Well, he's in a long fur coat and he's got Shaggy Blondie right here. I love him. Well, come on Shaggy,ie right here. I love her. Well, come on, Shelley. Welcome to the store. And he says, Ani is like, ooh, Al, ah, ah, ah, back to the 60s.

And she's like, we, we, yes, pants, you're, and she goes, oh, you're American, and she goes, I'm in New York, because oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. No, I'm in New York, okay. I'm not in American. I'm in New York, okay. Oh, I got it now.

I got it. It's like old biopologies. And I'll just say, yeah, Hubert is my friends. No, my friend's dad's friend. And he has a creative design agency that works with amazing brands. And so like, he was behind the design of one of the biggest department stores in Paris. So, yeah, so we're here. So, Anja's just like, she's like, as an experiential art and brand marketing expert myself, who has a degree from the Anja Firestone University of Anja Firestone,

I find this building spectacular. But honestly, it is. I like wanted, I wanted to be in that building so badly. It looked so amazing. Like my bougie little heart just wanted to run through that. Yeah, good. And the railings are all kind of this ornate. They look like vines made out of metal. Like an ornate. And he's like, you know, you put the vine up here,

but you also put it here because in the middle is the garden of the beauty of the things you see. Oh my God. The way the heat took vines and then said it was like a garden. I mean, I want to give him an honorary degree. Do you mind AACU? I can't give you. Excuse me. Do you mind if I set up a table in the middle of the store

and then tell people everything here is for sale? Because it already sort of is. Could you just make a dolly face? Just make a dolly face. Could you play some dolly part? And actually do you have her here? Well, it's just making a whole theme. He's like, actually I do.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dolly Parton comes down the escalator. Hi girls. I'm actually American and I'm proud of it. That would be... So he's like, blowing about the story like, oh look, we not only sell golf ball, we also sell dress, you know? And she's like, who bear understands how food, design, like, oh look, we not only sell golf ball, we also sell dress, you know,

and she's like, who bear understands how food, design, fashion, child wearing, swim lessons, all worked together. He's very charming. And then she goes, yeah, there's like an upscale Walmart, he would fight. Good day, man. So, and then there's like, they go, they walk by a display of Labou Shrouj, which is some of the lipstick. And she's like, oh, I've actually pitched them to be part of the Maze on Firestone event, and we're still waiting on their personal essay for AFU, but we do anticipate admission. I do experimental audivance, and the theme is Dolly. So I'm working with Dolly, and because lips are such a big part of it

I said let's have to publish willish as part of it to do an immersive Experiential experience with them. He's like okay An experiential experience with lipstick. Okay everybody have that little caviar and they're we're putting on lipstick. I know. Let's try wine and put on lipstick. So then she says to him, she's like, well, to say thank you for giving us this tour of your beautiful store, I would love for you to have a tour of the Louvre for me. And he's like, oh, thank you. Like, you think this man is not been to the Louvre? Thank you. I'm like you think this man is not been to the Louvre He is a richest fuck and he's also French. Yeah

He really needs to explain the Louvre He's the 29 year old American girl to be like and this here is the Mona Lisa But congratulations for everything you did today I would like to honor you with the chance to be part of the Amiaphaar Stone Experimental Experience. Are you interested in singing because AFU does offer a quite good Akapella? We have many Akapella groups on campus. Very popular singing 80's song. Take on me. Amiaphaar, some people do call it, but I'll tell you what, no one drinks.

It makes it easier to run a class. So, now we go to Victoria and there's a girl modeling and Jenny's there, right? I think Jenny's there. And Victoria's like, oh, we should pin the skirt to her. We should pin it, right? And Charles is like, yeah, I think we should just do the skirt. So he starts and she's like, there's 48 hours until we debut the collection, babies. Jenny's like, hi, oh my God.

So this is why you decided to take the sewing machine home. I guess you could have just done this at the office where you'd have more resources than I wouldn't have to come down to your shitty little place, but you know. Here we are. Are you hanging in there? I'm like every man I've ever dated because I worked too much. You know, I saw this slip dress hanging out of a dumpster the other day and said, don't worry, be happy. And I thought, easy for you to say slip dress. God, I wish I were slip dress sometimes.

My mom went sightseeing and I really wish I could be there with her but there's just so much work to do and I think she's having fun. She just sent me a picture of a dog being walked and said, like, someone's walking a penis. So, oh wait, here's another picture. It's her, oh, she's at the Louvre, just like I'm your recommended. And she said, crazy museum. They have a penis tip coming right out of from the ground in the middle of the courtyard. So, Jen, Jen, he's like, oh my God, I love your work.

It is amazing. But she says it in that way that, I don't believe in anything. She says it in a big channel. She seems to hate everything. I can't understand, Jenny. She says it in a way of, I'm gonna have to close down this label, don't, I know I have to close this down because this is so shitty that the only thing for me to do

is just be positive otherwise, I'll have a mental breakdown. Yes, that is very good. That's all I have left. I'll have a mental breakdown. Yes, that is very good. That's very good. How I have left is that. She's like so model person. Do you feel comfortable? You know what? I don't like this dead center.

Okay. Oh, I can re-sow it. No, I met her belly button. So can we get something done about that? Really throwing the clothes off. Well, there was something I thought Jenny was being passive aggressive here because she was, no, I don't want her to show too much stomach. I don't want to go up too high because to me when you show that much stomach It starts to look slutty, you know

I mean while like every outfit that Victoria's worn all season long is basically like a crop top Yes, and everything she's designed is everything is to like show like naval and stomach and so Jenny's like Yeah, because if you showed too much stomach, you just look like a brazen, hussy walking around Paris waiting for Gerard Deppard, you to call you into Lino and bring it to the hotel. You know what I'm saying? Oh, so Laura's like, oh my god, literally, less than a week ago, that was all just a pile of fabric. Fabric! It was a pile of fabric. Fabric!

It was a pile of fabric guys, wow. Wow, I wish I could have helped, but I guess I was just putting out all those fires that Joanne started, because you hired him. Isn't that funny? Can't wait to talk to my mom about that. Victor is like, I just couldn't be more grateful for the team guys.

So then they bring in the next model and she's got like a skirt in the crop top type top and it looks like ripped paper I guess that's what they're going for. And Jenny's like, it's going to be so stunning when somebody talented shows up to finish it. It's gonna happen, right? I'm blown away by how inadequate this is. Great. So so happy. I didn't have children to be embarrassed of their mother right now. You know, I spent all those years avoiding spawning because I thought, man, that's going to be so many years of embarrassment and shame. Little did I realize I could experience that right now looking at what you've made. And still feel so alone. Thanks for your time.

So, now we go to Aga's apartment where she's cuddling with Alex on the sofa. And it's just like a little scene where we just see them cuddling basically. And it's like, you're basically moved in. You want to talk to my landlord? Margot's fabric shopping with Maria. Margot's like, no, but no, but no, but I like this color. She goes, oh, God, this is so, this color so bright to me. It's like, it's very like, bright to me, never the bride. You know, always bright to me it's like it's very like brides made never the bride

You know always brides made never the bride and Marco goes fuck you. That's like my vibe It's colorful and silky So now we go to back to Onyah's house and on your calls Matthew and she's like met you are you with the ritz? Are you at the ritz right now? Matt, are you with the Ritz? Are you with the Ritz right now? And he's like, yeah. And she goes, La Boucherouj is just called. They're on board for the Maison Firestone event. We got La Boucherouj.

Did you notice the painting of her and Matti sitting at a fancy bar, which I think is the Ritz? I mean, it must be, right? Because I'm sure it's that's what they see. We're gonna have a painting commission about stepping fancily at the red. Like you know, she went just down to one of those caricature people. Yeah, make it us, but at the red.

I will pay you with red crackers. The caricature. She is so lovely. I love her. So then, yeah, so then she starts talking more about lips and lips. It's amazing. And letting an event based on surrealism, so much is about the lips. I really needed the company who knows lips, the Bush-Wish. It's like, okay, you're going to need to start calling some other people. Because right

now, it looks like Taco and lipstick. I know. I know. She's like, I have invited Seminole 80s group of the one hit wonder funky town. Please welcome Lips Incorporated. Thank you. Lisa Bruna might stop by the event. And we will be showing the Rocky Horror picture show mainly so that way we can have the logo up. Victoria's mom is just gonna be a God even a whole event around little lipsticks and the Giants. Mom, this literal lipstick. So speaking of what,

I'm sorry, now we go to Emily's apartment where she facetimes her mom, who's also named Victoria, and Victoria's like, it's crazy right now. It stores her on back, or a material's a hard to find, And the tour is like, it's crazy right now. It's tours are on back order. Materials are hard to find. Traveteen more expensive than you've ever seen before. God, New Jersey.

Thank God I've got a fainting couch here, because I literally fainted on it. I mean, ridiculous. And then he's like, wow, you're about to get busy here. The mom's like, oh God, what did you do? Are you a jail? What happened? Well, I did something.

Well, you know how I told you that Sonya Raquel has new office base in the eighth. Well, I pitched us having to having us produce the drapes. And she's like, great job, baby. So what do we got? Like four or five months to get this all organized. What are you thinking? We've got about six years to hang drapes, right?

But she does make it sound like, you know, that office building, I just got it. It's like, you got three windows in a tiny little space. Yeah. So she's like, oh my God, they just like, let's do it, right mom? And she tells us, I came this intern chat as a fashion and her and now somehow I am approved to do the draperies to bring the Raga house entire office the whole day.

But wait mom, they want to all finish and drape read within the next two to three weeks It's like it's three windows. I think was I think like Curtains my god, did you do to yourself? Oh my god in this office? No, we called the task rabbit But guess what it took about 45 minutes We are cheers. They're even sheers. They are they just actually are sheers. You're minutes. There you go. Shears, they're even shears, man. They actually are shears. You're amazing.

So you're amazing. You are a matte, fat. So Emily is, by the way, we got like a nice shade for one room we did the shade store. It took two hours. No, I mean, you know, I'm saying like, we really need proof that you don't need three weeks. I know.

We're like, what's the call of the shades to? So what? Who cares? Call the shades to, I don't see what's going on. I'm like, I'm like, I'm full of that right now. Okay, here's what you do. You call up the shades to and you say, can you fly some under Paris? Sun you're a cow. And it's shades. Yeah.

So I'm like, this is why I came to Paris in the first place to pretend I'm here for fashion, but then trick people into buying drapes. So she's like, mom, it's fashion week. We need to do it. She goes, how are you gonna do this in two weeks? Can you push the deadline a little bit? A fashion week? No, mom.

It's fashion week. I'm the one who asked for it the first place. So now I'm gonna be like, no, we can't do it on time. No, out of everything, our first job in Paris, this isn't just an apartment. It's Sonya, Raquel, and this is their showroom. Your mom, by the way, never hire this designer.

The man goes, the biggest hurdle. How are you supposed to get him up there? How are you gonna do that? Do they even have ladders in France, I don't think so. I think that's an American thing. You don't think that you and I could do it on our own. She was, I can't drill. Like, I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it, that's it. You know what, the line is drawn, okay? The line is drawn because it's not drilled, because I don't drill. What am I? I told you, I do love seats and credences, that's it. I think I'm just cool for that. seats and credences, that's it. I think I'm school for that.

You're like, drilling, what is this? And she's like, but mom, no, does not exist in my vocabulary. No, they're resetting. They learned a new vocabulary word. Here's one thing I can drill. The word no into your head. Listen, you have to move. You have to measure. you have to measure,

you have to get hardware, you have to shop in Paris, you have to find someone with a ladder, you have to teach somebody how to open the ladder, a person has to climb up the ladder with the drill. Where's the drill with the drill is? Did you leave the drill downstairs? Do you even have a drill? Do you have the drill bit?

Do you have a license to hold the drill? Do you have a power source have a drill? Do you have the drill bit? Do you have a license to hold a drill? Do you have do you have a Do you have a power source for the drill? Do you have a cell phone for whoever you are hired to call me so that I can say I don't drill? Do you have is your cell phone charge because if it's not charged you can't make that phone call Is there an outlet for the cell phone and if there isn't an outlet you have to put one in which brings us back Outlet for the cell phone and if there isn't an outlet you have to put one in which brings us back Can you drill in an outlet in the wall the lady who I bought?

Blinds from was like she gave me well one lady came over and she gave me this astronomical amount And I was like why is it so much? She goes oh well, you know putting them up there I use my sense company and my son is a hanger I said a hanger like what he like that's his job, just he hangs things. I'm so proud of him. He started his own company hanging things. So I was like, okay. So I was like, hey, do you hang TVs?

He's like, yeah, $800. What? I was like, $800. He's like, well, I'm a hanger. I mean, you can call, you can call any one of you want. But I'm a hanger. I got this degree at AFU. It costs less to hang humans.

You know what I mean? It's true. I'm sure those guys get paid minimum wage. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, just watch the house of the dragon. You'll see how sloppy. I know, we've got too many houses of the dragon things.

I'm like, wow, how much does a hanger make? So now there's 21 hours into the Chloe Collet show as 9 p.m. and Victoria, she's like, I have a list of big list of things that need to be done by tomorrow, babe. And so I like looked at the list and was like, bet loops on skirt, bet loops on skirt, bet loops on shorts, bet loop on dress,

bet loops on skirt again, pant hook, hem, more pant hook, bet loops. I wasook, hem, more panthook. Betleops, I was like, you're just doing belt, I mean, I'm not saying you're just doing belt loops, but I just, I just, everything's my- I'm at least list making and more working, because did you notice her list? It's like perfectly-

It was perfect with little squares, but she drew perfect little squares, Maxi's thing. I'm like, you took the time to sit there and draw a little square. That could have been- That could have been fuckin' work, Victoria. That could have been three fucking work, Victoria.

I could have been three belt loops. Three belt loops. I was cracking up at that list. So she's like, well, I was hoping that everything's done like the day before the show, but like now we're sewing like the day of the show, baby. It's just like later. I'm doing my bet. Hold on, let me do Victoria

camp. I just want to make sure I'm doing what looks best and not because I'm tired. And it's like 7 30 AM. And it's still shocking that people were saying my name on the other side of a wall and cat. So then it's six hours till. And she's like, honestly, I don't think we should do though, but Bimbs, we'll just have to sew her into it Bimbs. So her mom's all excited. She's like, what are you gonna wear to your fashion show? Mom, okay, I'll want to ask what she's gonna wear. Mom, you got a sweater. Yeah, you're a sweater. What's your coat with the dress that you're gonna do?

Mom, I'm good. Okay, I don't need your styling questions right now. I'm under a lot of pressure. So please, stay out of the line of fire. I love you so much. And I'm so happy that you're here right now, but please let me do my thing right now, man. I know, but she just keeps going and going.

Like, Mom, you were walking around and I'm getting like you a whimsy marons, but like I am But that's like I have to keep doing my matches. I don't like you're my mom But like shut up already like I'm sick of hearing it like mom I think it's like really cool that you got that like your own Disney sweatshirt Please don't wear that today by the way mom, but like I'm not gonna wear the Mickey Mouse ears like congratulations mom They're too pit they're two dick ears. Two dick ears. So the mom's like, fine.

I mean, she just walks away. I know, she is. Okay. So then we go to the event space. It's two hours two. And Victoria's getting her makeup done. I'm like, I'm glad you got a stylist to put your cat eye on her.

Yeah, that's like literally all you're putting on. She's like, this is so hard. Literally, do not even have time to put your cat eye. I have a runner off. That's like literally all you're putting on. She's like, so hard. Literally do not even have time to do my cat. Time on her day. I know. I'm like, man, maybe you should have watched Kill on Earth because you would have seen that Kelly Katron, when it comes to fat, like when it's fucking fashion day,

she's not putting on makeup. I mean, Kelly Katron is basically just like, Oh, damn. She's like a piece of granite, you know? Well, her whole thing is like, it's not about me, but Victoria is like in glam with her cat eyes again. Yeah. So, Margot shows up and she's got like,

her super market flowers and she's walking, first she meets Terry, she's like, oh, hi, you're the mom. Yes, I am, I certainly am the mom. And then, Yoann walks in also. And you know that Yoann waited to see her coming in, so you could walk in at the exact, I mean, they walked right in,

you know, facing each other, walking towards each other, both with flowers. And Margot's like, oh my God, of course we arrive at the same time, and he has this big ass bouquet of flowers and I have this suck ass bouquet. Well, actually it was supposed to be a larger bouquet, but. I have this like suck ass bouquet Well actually was supposed to be a large bouquet, but like halfway through I said just give me those flowers I don't wait one a wait for the whole thing

It was like bigger but I was on my way here and I was like so heavy. I just put half the flowers down This just in there was a three-car pile-up Citroen swerved into a pugeot trying to avoid a half bouquet in the middle of the Grand Champs-Liseis Kathy says he thought he was about to hit a child flamingo dancer One eyewitness said yes, I saw it all happen under that big archipelago When I witnessed sad, yes, I saw it all happen under that big archipelaces. A lady then went off to the Chloe collection. And she said, wow, I've never seen, I've never spoken into a penis before. Thank you for interviewing me.

Now excuse me, I have to walk over one of god, this is my first time out of the country. And she said, Mama, I want you to be Bamedbird. But I didn't think she meant the whole time. Look at this. The person in the hair is like, actually, I'm just a kid to it, but I just cannot see. I'll say, I'm American hair, so I'm trying to fix it. And how about she parent for you anyway? She's like hi mom get the fuck out I'm not spending any time with you walk around alone. I know so you and you know and goes and hugs Margo

He's hi So they're like I think goes so they're like, like, hi, and he goes, So, we're both French. She goes, actually, I'm French and American. I'm a mix, and he goes, Uh, okay. Okay, I was trying to help you, but you didn't see it on putting the American button there. Okay.

I love how we moose this shoulder, like, slowly in there. Okay. I love how he mooses shoulder like slowly towards you. Okay. Okay. Samargo's like, yeah, well Victoria has been telling me that Yalan's been dropping the ball at work like a half bouquet and like he's been late, he's been unprofessional and he should just be happy that he has the opportunity to even grow

from a confrontation because some people just get fired. So I heard I never really had a job, so I don't never really see that happen. And she's like, you must be so proud of her. He goes, I feel like we have not met yet. She goes, yeah, well, we've probably heard a lot about each other. I mean, I'm sure, right?

And he goes, girl, girl, girl. And he goes, um, girl, girl. And she goes, well, I heard only good stuff about you, except for one situation. And he goes, which one? You heard bad thing. What if you heard? What do you think? I don't know. That one thing you guys had. What thing? You know, that fight.

What fight? What is it fight? What is this? What do you say fight? What? Comon is it fight? What is this what do say what? Comundit on what I see what I see How do you say fight what is it and then he's like what what one thing and then I cut to a victory thing Don't you ever fucking bring up that should again? Like french fries on his head And she just don't play dumb and he goes okay and she goes, don't play dumb. And he goes, okay.

Oh, she's like, is this guy being real? Cause like, I brought up the fight cause I want him to know that Victoria told me what he has done. And I want him to know that I know and that Victoria is my home girl. And I will always have her, I'm kind of exhausted. But, so, cause someone makes this sentence shorter

and just call me when you're done. Could someone have Victoria's back and just let me know and I'll just say, hey Maria, have her back in that way. I'll say I did it. So finally he's like, Oh Victoria told you about that, huh? Yeah, and then you went and just like,

swishes his head away like, Victor move gossip. So then he's like, Mark was like, You and just like swishes his head away like So then he's like markers like yeah, she was really upset with how she reacted she felt bad He's like, oh, we move past it and she's like oh you have moved past it just like you with any employment office We have moved past it Well, and she's like he She you hands like she told you different. And she's like, no, she didn't tell me any differently. She's like, he goes, oh, okay.

I'm like, are you guys arguing? You guys seem like you're trying to argue, but you can't quite get there. I know. They're both trying to start. She keeps trying to start and he won't engage. So she gives it up. And now he's trying to engage. She's like, I'm gonna engage now.

So she goes, okay, we're good. And he says, I think you have moved here and then you have hijacked. And she's like, hijacked. Yeah, hijacked my friendship to her. You know, hi Jack. She's like what what do you mean? That sounds like it takes a lot of works. Well, I mean we used to be like that. And he crosses his fingers. But then we're like that. And he moves his fingers apart. But then you were here and then we're like that. And then you two are like that.

It's like doing shadow about this. Yeah. It's like wait a minute, is that a funny shadow puppet popping in a forest? Margot's trying to follow both the fingers. Oh my god, this is so hard. The fingers are wide and small than wide again. Stop trying to hypnotize me.

Listen, we're really close. I share friends and she's like, I'm just telling you that you guys spend a lot of time together. And she's like, this might be a conversation you have to have with Victoria because I don't think. Well, it's not bad for her to have a good friend. Of course, of course, like me, but you... Let me remind you, fingers wide, fingers close, fingers wide,

crossed, fingers wide again, fingers going left, right, but angles look like little antenna, like thumb up, fingers pointing at each other and poking. You are thumb crossing and other fingers flying in air like butterfly. Here is the church, here is the steeper looking side there the people. I know that one. Shout out mom. Mago not in the church people. So she just stares him down and he's like, hmm. He just looks, sir. He's like, hmm, and walks off.

Well, I guess mostly American, as opposed to French American. So then Victoria's like, so, during the project runway thing, when it's like 60 seconds until the runway shows. So she's like, my hands are shaking so bad, babe. I promise I won't poke you at all, model. Because she's sewing the model in.

Yeah. I saw three pieces to sew the models in too. I need more time. I don't know what to do. And Jenny comes over to her while she's sewing the girl up. And she says, is that blood? Like the blood-swet in tears I've put into this? She goes, no.

Is that the blood of which I'm the last of my line Since I've never having children because of this job She's like no, it's makeup, but it's not even her color And that was the tiger This so I was cracking up Emily's whole journey to like I should do some curtains to being like I am designing every curtain in Paris The curtain queen of the sand. I've made it So funny thanks everyone for being here and for listening to this ridiculous recap We'll be back with some real housewives of Beverly Hills tomorrow.

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