Watch What Crappens - RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef

Episode Date: February 12, 2019

The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I've been to Athens I've been to Athens I've been to Athens I've been to Athens But when you're not going around, you can't just watch happens, but there's so much that happens. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch or Crap Ins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from The Real House Wares of Kitchen Island, a new episode, a set on YouTube, and joining me is the hilarious cohost of Roseprix, which is a Bachelors podcast. What's up? It's Ronnie Caram.

Well, hello, Bean. Hi, and hi to all the good people on TV party who are watching us live while we do this broadcast. Hello, everybody. Yeah, I'm recording from Austin today. So I'm going to guest bedroom on mom's house. And some dude who they're friends with, with I think thought his equipment or my equipment was His so he took my mic stand and my headphones so now I'm here I've got a mic propped up on the gaudiest freaking cattle stick of one of the gaudiest I've ever seen in my life So they're really classy here. Yeah, yeah, what can I think is not a glass. I, Lumiere, I mean, he's a tacky ass bitch. Anyway, so that's where I met today. The reason why Ronnie is in Austin

is because we just performed two shows in Dallas. Those were fan, tastic, and I have to say, this has been my favorite thing that came out of the weekend. I tweeted about it, but I just really have to announce this. So we performed at the Texas Theater. The Texas Theater has been around since 1931. It's where Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested. It is a historic theater.

And Watcher Crappens joined the Texas Theater history books. It became part of the theater's history because on Saturday night, our show broke the all-time record for bar sales in one night at the Texas Theater. This is a theater that's nearly 100 years old and water crappings had the biggest bar sales ever. How amazing is that? You guys are rock stars. Thank you guys.

I know, and it's so funny at those shows because we always have to warn them. They think it's like no one's gonna be there, you know? Or the people, it's gonna be the most innocent thing they've ever done. They're a bravo podcast. How crazy can that be? And we're always like guys prepare, okay? Batten down the hatches because it's going to be fucking crazy in here. Yeah. It was great. I think that our started night show was actually one of our best shows we've ever done. It was just so electric in there. It was so fun. I feel like it was such an honor to do a recap of Dallas in Dallas. I don't know. I'm like still floating from it

Yeah, super fun and today we're back with Real Housewives of Atlanta, but first let's show some shit We're doing more live shows. We're not gonna stop all year long We're going somewhere at least once or twice a month Yeah, and the big news and I just gonna say the big news that we announced on on the show Which you may not have heard yet is that we are going to South by Southwest This is huge. This is like a huge honor. I mean again like we've said it on on the other show Like we were we always we joke before when we did our Austin show that we were crap by crap West and now that that we're actually in South by Southwest is insane

So go to watch a crap and calm slash South SXSW to get more information about that. And then in terms of the other shows, Ronnie, take it away. We're going to be at the Vancouver just for the last comedy festival in a couple of weeks. Next week. Next week. Next. Jesus. Really? Yeah. Next week. Oh my God. Poor viewer. I'm never going to see my dog again. I miss him. Yeah, but we're gonna be there. Yeah, having Poutine with you and then we're gonna come to South by Southwest which Ben see it and then we're going other places to you, Ben. We're going to Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Milwaukee, Minnesota, Irvine to get you tickets. I tried to make it rhyme.

Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Okay, so that's that. Go get your new shirts. We just released our, um, Rony's countess Luann, pop art Andy Warhol shirt. So go get those. You can find those at Krapinsmurch.com. Those are only available for three more weeks. Go get them. Okay. Yeah, I can't, I can't wait to wear mine. I Know I haven't even ordered ours yet, damn. I need to get on it. Oh, wow. What a travesty No, maybe I'll order us the leggings because they come in leggings form too And they are crazy looking and amazing so if you want the WAM on your on your crotch

You don't have to get me like I love the leggings, but I don't think I'm going to actually wear leggings. It's not totally my brand. It gives a new meaning to Lulu Lemon. My love. Oh, wow. So she, she's say the leggings. She's like, Levy. Okay, everybody.

Let's get into this Real Housewives of Atlanta. These girls are still in Tokyo. And wow, there's a lot of crime going on. Hey, guess what I would appreciate? Get cancer someplace else. How about that? Because I'm trying to watch the last ones and this is depressing and making me cry. I don't come here to cry. I feel like they've been in Tokyo for five weeks. It has been so long and like so little has happened. Actually the last Tokyo episode is pretty good because Neenie lost her shit. But then I was like, oh wow, they're still in Tokyo. And the funny thing was that I sort

of thought that it would be one of those episodes that starts in Tokyo and then they toast. And then at around the 15 minute mark, we'd see some B-roll footage of Atlanta and then it's like back around the Kitch-Ni-Land. But it's like, no, it's a full, another Tokyo day. I was like, oh, okay. They're fully committed. They're fully committed to this trip. I guess they got them to fly so far that they're just gonna torture Neenie for as long as possible.

Yeah, I think that basically we're like, we're going to stay on this vacation until everyone's on time for Aya. And then only then are they released to go back to Atlanta. They're never coming back. So what we start with Portia in her room, dress like I don't even know what.

She's like black, like negligee, top, crop, top and black jeans. I mean, I don't know what the hell, but that is the best P and the pod I've ever seen. Like that's the best, this is not a pregnant story, is it? Yeah, pee in the pod, that's a pregnant story. Sounds like it.

I mean, that's like pee in the pod, you know, meets Mary go round or meets go round or whatever that story was in the mall. It's very, it's very portion. Yeah, whatever it is, it's definitely a look. There were a lot of looks this episode. There's a lot of like quasi-Japanese looks, like half-committal semi-committal kimono moments.

Committal kimono. Big sleeves. Big sleeves. Not got lots of about half-committed kimono. Hi, can I have a kimono with like, can I get a low-fat kimono please, thank you. Look at the title of the show. The episode. It'd probably be a car called a kimono, please, thank you. Look at Mitt Mitt Camono, the title of the show, the episode.

It would probably be a car called a Camono soon enough, you know, it's a real stupid sounding, like a Buick Camono. You're like, what? I'm like, I'm a, I'm like, they are coming out with some crazy car names. We call some Uber's, they're like, the, the elemental fiduciary Jeep.

I was like, what? What the hell, what kind of car is going? and they all just look like a RAV4 I mean, I don't know why everybody just needs to make the same car and come up with a crazy name for it You know, well RAV4 is also a stupid name. It's a RAV4 That is a stupid name, but it's been around so long that we're like Blab, I put the RAV 4 start off is like the Viv 4. Like, you know, I just named it for my friend Viv. I thought, you know, Viv needs a car and like,

well, we can't have a car called the Viv. Let's just try to. It's really slowly and like kind of in the middle of the lanes, you know, you're like, come on, Viv. It doesn't answer. It's like, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're like, Viv, you know,

what's the point of having a cell phone if you don't answer it? The Viv 4, like, won't let you answer the cell phone. It's like, you're like, Biv, you know, what's the point of having a cell phone if you don't answer it? The VIV for it won't let you answer the cell phone. It's like, you're driving right now. One of those cars. The VIV for always makes a sudden last minute lane change because you didn't CDX it. Do I get off here or do I get off here?

Oh no, no, no, no, and the almost inches back on the highway. You're like, VIV, oh my God. The VIV for always somehow ends up around a cracker barrel. It's like, I was lost. It's like, why do you always up around a cracker barrel. It's like I was lost It's like why do you always say that for the cracker barrel vid for the vid for just wants to drop into coals real quickly because she has a coupon I

Know the vid for passes cheat goes like god. I remember those days Yeah, you could just never trust the GPS and the vid for because it's always gonna take you to a route that goes by like a in the VIV4 because it's always gonna take you to a route that goes by like a Marshalls, you know like I don't think this is the fastest way to get to my sister's house. I know But I just want to check out Marshalls real quickly Okay, so of course it's in her room and someone thinks her a huge thing of flowers and she she reads the card and of course It's from Demons! She shouldn't have known when the hot dog came or it came written on a hot dog. Yeah, she just opened a bun.

So she calls him. It's just one of those cards that plays music. It just goes, let's go out to the movies. Let's know I'm always movies that's no more is guessing that song anytime I can when it comes to dance and then the the vid 4 speaks up it's like could you please not play music while I'm trying to try no the vid 4 speaks up it says I would like to see the new aft-flake movie please I like a not or go I would to let down. Not where go.

So, Porsche is like, Before he does talk, y'all, we record with you at that or something. But now I'm here and I'm missing him. And I'm like, you know what? Like anything that happened before the day. Oh my god. You're going to be starting over a lot girl You're gonna be having like Dennis day like groundhog ground Dennis day. Yeah, I mean

One of those and be like one of those fucking shows we were talking but we were watching that Netflix show Russian dog dog another groundhog day It's the story that Porsche running out into traffic and getting hit by a cab Russian dog. Yes. I might look up and I found out that Dennis has to do the hot dog with his name. I'll then ask somebody's back. I'm going to forget it tomorrow. I've been looking for my hot dog all night long. You know, it's a telling hot dog. I'll look there it is. I'm gonna hold this hot like I fell into the water

My god Natasha Leon we have now bastardized your project I'm sorry. I can't with another ground talk babe sick of it. Okay, come up with a new concept Okay, and also while you're at it Netflix enough movies where girls die and just wake up and have to figure out why they died. Okay, sick of it. Come up with the new concept. Yeah. Yeah.

I was like, I just watched a lot of our, which was Tom Cruise's, this Groundhog's day moment. That was good. That was the best version of Groundhog Day I thought. That was a really good one I have to say. That was a great flip. It was great.

It was a great,. It was great. It was a great great great thing. By giving you confidence to just totally commit to loving that movie. No I really liked it. I was thinking about it yesterday too which is what's that's probably why I mentioned it today. I really like that. What? Oh, Bill. Whoa whoa whoa whoa this one point. That's a little girl. I was attacking some aliens and then aliens tried to kill me but I got alien blood on me and then every day I woke up and attacked the alien again and again and again until one day I finally killed the main alien and turned out the main alien was the wea-kay Okay, sorry, then we go to this what happens when nothing happens on the actual actual TV show

We just I know we're like cracked out of our minds to do this episode It's like nothing happened. This is gonna be the best recap ever We can just talk about marshals and makeup car names. Yeah, so meanwhile talking about the the Viv for like the real-life Viv for Estonia She's up in like a suite and she's getting the suite ready for For Eva's bachelor party and she's like oh How are they gonna be me? Oh, you know what I need?

I need what I call American jobsticks. Forks. Don't my peach yet, don't my peach yet. No, no. Well, apparently you found the American cocaine, okay, which is probably called cocaine. This one's out of her damn mind. Renasco!

It's like, wow. She's so excited. I mean, how hard could it be to play in a Bash Rep Party? Okay, we got Pinn the Town Donkey. Oh my god, some Bingo, I got some Twister. Do we have any Sprabble? Oh my god, off the chain. Hmm, I've got Christian, Christian, Karnie. Can't wait to play that one. Classic game. Classic.

So, uh, she's setting up and Candy shows up in her Pete Jay's. Can't replay that one classic game Classic so She's setting up and candy shows up in her PJs because it's a pajama party, but of course candy shows up and like Like her mom's PJs, you know, like I'm like normal PJs like which is really gonna wear this sleep She's like in full on like floppy pajamas and everyone else shows up in like a sexy thing You know like not really negligee, but like just like sexy and every time someone comes in something sexy can't he's like yeah yeah

yeah candies um candies map that everybody else got sexy, but like what show are you on? You know that's gonna happen. And Tommy's like, whoa, I bought some fun sunglasses because who walks up pain is around their neck. And she's like, hmm, that would be better. Yeah, at which point candy goes immediately for the face bread, because you know, that's how candy rolls. You know, candy is showing up in that, in that, that pajama outfit reminded me of my friend Leslie. She

wants to tell the story about how like she went to a Halloween party and she's like, well it was a costume party and like apparently like everyone at the costume party was like adult costume party. So everyone was sort of like sexy or whatever. And she showed up in a full on M&M costume. Like Leslie. Could you imagine? No, no, no, no up in a full on Eminem costume. Like Leslie. Could you imagine? No, I don't know. Like a full on like circle with gloves. And everyone else is like in sleek, like, like little like, you know, like naughty, like,

you can have. That's a really good idea actually. I'm gonna steal that. I'm gonna steal that. The green Eminem. Yeah, so candy goes straight for the food. And I really like that Tonya is such a tryhard because, you know, having a tryhard friend really works out if you're a kind of diva like me, you know, or like candy.

This time instead of just sushi, there's also casadillos, which makes no sense. It's like casadillos and sushi. And so candy gets a plate of casadillos and then puts a little sushi on there like, see, uh, I think this is Tonya's way to win over candy onto her sausage. And so Candy gets a plate of case it is and then puts a little sushi on there like I think this is Tony's way to win over Candy on to her side. She's like okay I'm gonna put out a lot of like candy friendly food So she won't be in a bad mood and will like me because I'm the this is the first like Food she's been able to eat for the past three weeks. Yeah, I'm Porsche's like Yeah, so all is like I'm Sam honey and not even candy in her granny PJs to stop that

Yeah, so all the girls start to arrive. I mean she also mentioned that Porsche we also get Porsche's a new interview look which is like Chicken cheek. It's like full on feathers. I actually felt like she was about to audition to be Adelaide and guys and dolls It was just like feathers everywhere Well, she's definitely got the voice for it. That's for sure. I love you. I'm talking to pick. I'm talking to pick. And the point dog around the neck, kind of ground their neck and relishing a jar, relishing a jar, and some mustard from afar around you. So, uh, Portia slips.

She's like, Felix wasn't supposed to tell Pa was pranking me. And next thing he's telling him, we're getting married. And since he's like, wait, wait, hold up, Jack. She's not an emergency. She's not an emergency. She's a show's off.

You're getting married. And she's like, well, uh, we talked about it. And then we see the clip of her looking at that 19zillion dollar ring. I mean, that's a lot of hot dogs to wear around. That is. Yeah. She's like, he started looking at rings. Well, I mean, I mean rings, but you know, they're counts.

So candy tells us, oh, there would have to be a real family and a respected and Tony is like, well, depending on how much fun you want to have to fall so pickles, pickles, gotta have your pickles, little pickles, big pickles, little pickles, that's from Act 2, cut it out, telling you. So Marlow comes in, you know, this like fabulous robe and the same like billboard hair from last night. Yeah, she's really trying to make that like that hair circle thing work. Yeah, so everyone's like really determined to just have a fun time because every time somebody comes in they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And then Mimi comes in like just Yeah, Mimi is to me like so Mimi walks in she's in a bad mood because she's like not in the mood for Tanya But really is she's also pissed off about Greg and everything which is fine, but like Try just try cuz this is even the bad story. I Just try to have fun. She comes in. She is her She's just like rolling her eyes frowning the entire time and just like killing the entire mood because before she gets there Everyone's having it seemed like a generally nice time, you know But like you need one of those people, you know when you have like a group of like six or seven people and then someone comes in and they're not happy It kills the vibe of the entire party every single time. You know, and she knows one of those people,

she's like a five year old, that's those people. Okay, Neenie's not even a good party person when she's in a good mood, okay? Yeah. And this is like, herch gonna, she's gonna try and go after Tonya again. It's like, come on, isn't there anyone else go after someone who will actually fight you?

You know, Tonya will just cry and shake a lot and get more case ideas, okay? You've already tortured the chef enough. Yeah, and and Nini is basically like you know what? Tonya she just doesn't get it like when I have a disagreement with somebody I just I need a moment to simmer down so seeing Tony is like I'm still in the simmer down moment I'm like I actually do get that but also like You're getting more angry. Yeah, and like what are you really angry at Tanya about like really like because Tanya like spoke back to you. Is it I mean you just like this is just it's not a Neenie moment like try to just be

happy. I just thought I was so immature. I know Neenie was doing so well the first half of this season. I know meanwhile she's really falling off arm Yeah, and Tanya is just like fluttering around she just like hello everybody Welcome to tanya's magical mystical bachelor red party and can he's like you're animated Yeah, she's like that's a bit much you know, she's like Komeijiwa We all flew for it because it's so awkward because she's trying to like counter meanies the bitchiness by being like

And it's just making everyone super uncomfortable like someone is gonna die, you know, and then meanie is as uh what's up on his tony is like shaking and boobah bachi meanie just grabs a bottle of stolly and saunters out of the room. Yeah. But then nobody, you know, this cast is learning how to deal with Neenie. They've realized that they're gonna have to put up with her no matter what. And she really is like a child and they're treating her like one. You know, but I'm like, whatever.

She's taking, she's literally taking her bottle and going into the corner. You know, so just leave her there. No one follows her over. Yeah, she's sulking around the buffet spread and the other part of the suite. But you know, but you can tell like the vibe is now totally ruined by her. They're ignoring her, but the vibe is ruined. Yeah. And so what helps is he's got a Tokyo zone golden boy. And they bring in a stripper. Who? No, I don't know. But look, I went to a bachelor at party for my best friend, Aileen years ago. And that was the first bachelor at party I had been to.

And they hired a stripper. And it was just like these ladies where they're dissing the stripper right to the stripper's faces. They're like, the strippers are ugly. Who hired these strippers? They're discussing that stripper's fat. Like they totally ripped down these strippers are ugly. Who hired these strippers? They're discussing that strippers fat. Like they totally ripped down these strippers. And that's how these girls were too.

It's a stripper. Come on guys, wait till I write your upper view after. He was cute. You just awkward. I kind of felt like he wasn't actually a stripper. I kind of felt like he was like a personal trainer or something. He's a great guy. Yeah, and the producers were like,

we'll give you a hundred bucks just to do a sexy dance. Can you just do that? Because he didn't really know what he was doing. And my favorite part was that he didn't take off his socks and they just kept on ragging on him about the socks. They're like, ooh, the Levi's socks. Take off your socks. Take off your socks.

It's really like with gym socks, you know? Yeah, of course. He could probably get a gig and swing in Richards and probably slip off the stage and then Sox. Oh, fun memories. Oh, days of the past. And then Evo goes, did you yelp that stripper? So then she's like, that's it. No, like, that's it. Like, like that's it. Like the most interesting thing he did

is that he wore 2G strings instead of one. So he stripped off one and they were like, oh, yeah. So you had two on, okay. And so then he did this weird dance where he sat on the couch and just like grinded his butt on the couch, which is like somebody's fat. Yeah.

Yeah, nobody wants you wiping your ass on the couch, okay? That's not covered, gross. Yeah, and then he just sort of like walked off and like, and they're like, that's it, just one dance. I like, did you really want another one? I think we saw the best that he had to offer. See? Now.

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We're gonna dress up like a juku jikis. And it's like Harajuku girls. She's like, yes, Harajuku's. Harajuku girls. she's like, yes, Harajuku girls. You know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know,

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like you guys are actually six years old. Nini is scowling in the corner. And you guys are like, this is boring. I mean, honestly, like, at least try to have fun with the stupid Harajuku game. Although, I mean, I'm actually like at least try to have fun with the stupid Harajuku game. Although, I mean, it is the Harajuku game did feel very like married to medicine quality

hijinks, you know, like, oh, this is like a doctor Simone or this like a doctor Jackie kind of yeah, doctor Jackie game, for sure. You know, I saw a thing I sort of do get that. So then, of course, she's like, I found pickles. I sort of do get that So then of course she's like I found pickles She's like a pregnant woman gonna sit out pickles. It doesn't matter where you at

So she brings out pickles and candy's like okay, I've got them out Yeah, and she just wants them to fuck each other with pickles basically yeah, it basically goes all of a sudden from like this like Super innocent bastard party to just like ronch because they are now like candy's like holding the pickle like a dick. And she goes, I mean, she's like, I'm gonna hold it like a penis, but she really does. And then they're like grinding on it and they're like going at it. I was like, damn, this really took a turn. Yeah, and they had so much fun that Marlos too wasted to get into her room.

She can't, she doesn't have any oh no Well, yeah, well because I mean basically they they go off to one oak Tokyo and By the way, did you know that Eve is here? Just got totally caught in the car door, which was funny. Yeah, and then let's go to Bar Tokyo. Yeah, Bar one bar one Oh Tokyo so then Then they come back and by the way I Side note Peter's bar one is such a ripoff of one oak. Let's be honest. Yeah.

But one oak. I'm glad I got that out there. One oak is also where that girl from Princesses Long Island was a waitress. And there was that weird rumor that Jay-Z had an affair with her because she was his waitress at one oak. Remember that? Yeah. Really important fact. Oh, the days. Yeah. The memories. So now it's like 4am and the producer camera and like Marlowe got locked out of her hotel room and she's just like sitting in front of it and like the look that the hotel security comes up to her to let her in

and he's like, can I see your ID? And she's like, do I need an ID? I'm my most beautiful black girl here. Oh. And he's like, yeah, I still need your ID. And she goes, I'm the only black woman, this beautiful. Am I? Am I the most beautiful? And then she goes, this is falling off. And she just drops her hair, feets on the floor,

and saunters into the room and makes him pick it up for her. She's like, remember I wore this hat here today? And I love that the producer was like, not willing to help. Prood just like, I'm just going to record this and see what happens. Yeah. I is hiding behind a column somewhere like waiting nine hours. You better be in that van. Yeah. I was like, I told you to be back here an hour ago. This is what you get. So then we get Neenie on the phone with Greg in the day. And basically, he's like, I want to change my surgery time.

And she's like, we haven't been talking. He's like, I know just because of us. And it's very like it's sad. And it makes me kind of feel for Neenie. But I'm also annoyed with Neenie because like he's the one with cancer. Like it's part of me. No, I know. And that's the other part of me. And like, I get that it's not easy to take care of one with cancer like it's like part of me. No, I know and that's the other part of me

And like I get that it's not easy to take care of somebody with cancer too So I get both sides, but I'm just kind of like Take a year off. You know what I mean? Like come back. Yeah. Yeah, so they yeah They had a they had a conversation about like she's stressed and that's that he's been cranky and no one's there to support her up And she gets tired of when people are like you you're so strong, you're so strong, but then, but she doesn't, you know, all that stuff. It was, you know. The Cynthia comes over and she cries.

And Cynthia's like, Leanie's crying to have him. Okay. Neanie's like, I mean, she's like, I didn't know what to do. I was weird, I didn't have a kitchen island to prop myself up on. I was like,

we don't put my hands, what do I, what do I stand? What do I lean over and hold a wine glass to my face? I don't know what to I put my hands, what do I, what do I stand, what do I lean over and hold a wine glass to my face. I don't know what to do in this strange horizontal position of the bed. Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do, but where's the lollipop jar? Yeah, and Cynthia started talking about how she was like, chat, I'm tired too. I was just up on her, I was thinking about things, I was trying to figure out things with a wine bar.

I'm like, oh yeah, you're wine. Totally the same. Yeah, totally the same and I love when like a storyline just like resurrects itself out of nowhere after like 10 weeks Yeah, yeah, like you're still talking about this wine bar, huh? Lady who knows nothing about wine By the way, do you hear that like wine? Do you hear that something? Okay, I've you here at home people. I'm'm sorry. If someone's like thumping in the apartment downstairs or whatever, I think they're hammering something. So I apologize, that is not the sound of your heart racing

at the exciting part of this recap is actually just construction. Yeah, you're so excited for this mini scene. Yeah, so, okay, let's fast forward through this. Okay, so then they go to a samurai lesson. Where, and by the way, as they're all climbing into their Viv4, Ia is so happy because they're all on time. It finally happened for the first time in the history of this show.

They're all on time for an event. Congratulations. Thank God they can go home. Jesus Christ. Yeah, and congratulations, Ia. You're the first person who's ever gotten everybody somewhere on time. It's like history making.

Yeah, she deserves a special award. Look, it's getting some hearts on on TV party. Like, I have some little hearts just ascended to the top of TV party. They're like, yes, I, yes. I know, though, I award for Lady who let Nini go to lunch with that crying yelling stamping her feet and getting left behind.

And the award. She's going to get a special technical Emmy, you know, like in a ceremony held, week previously, like the award for for most thankless job to do something that's been never done on the history of television, getting the cast of the Real House of Atlanta somewhere on time. Aya! The Golden Aya Awards.

So they go to this samurai lesson and they're horrified because they walk in and it's guys, you know, Sam is three guys and like a three way fight with real swords and horses like, I feel so. I. As they fight for us is like, I love when Porsche does. She just gets up against the wall. She actually thinks she's like walked into a brawl by accident, I think. They've got number half dogs. That makes sense.

Who? And so then they're all disappointed when they have to fight with stakes. Yeah. And they have to change. They have to get changed for to learn how to do the sword play and Borscht's like, do they have that like netted mask thing or whatever and they're like, Borscht this isn't fencing. I was actually impressed as you even knew about the like, or joust, yeah.

Yeah. The turkey leg. Like, it's the way it's a turkey leg. No, Borscht. So, there's a couple of awkward meaning, meaning he's like, hey, for the throat. She's like, I'll go to prison for that, honey. And then Marla says, I used to fight with knives

to you back in the day, but like little knives, which is so awkward, because Marla cuts some ladies face later, like committed suicide. So it's like awkward for Marla to be making jokes like that. Also, thanks for making this even a more fun Episode Marla thanks also awkward with Cynthia trying to navigate her way around the word sword. She's like Child is it sword or sword? Sword so sword. Sword. Sword. Sword. Sword. Sword.

And then is this Sam and I? Sam and I, right? Sam and I. Sam and I Sam and I right like Sam I so yeah Sam and I Today we're gonna have to be some analysis I am Sam it's like no that's a song fed movie Now I also loved I also loved when um so when they're doing like the the sword play You know, it's being intercut with various interviews so Porsche like quote unquote kills Neenie And so Porsche starts doing like kung fu voice where she makes her lips move a lot faster like she's being dubbed over and she's like

I want to slay you you edgeless bitch Which was great and then also I also really appreciated candies Like fake death. Did you notice that? Because yeah, we're done for offered that yeah cuz like pretty much like Everyone had to choose who was gonna die and their duos and candy was killed just like No, scrub scrub is the guy that can't you me I'm an eva versus ton yeah, Tony's like versus Tonia. Tonia is like, I could imagine Tonia being the sort of person in a school play that when she gets punched, she puts her hands up like left and right, and then swirls

around slowly like, Oh, no, I've been hit and twirls her way off stage. That's Tonia. She's one of the trees that attack from the Wizard of Oz. It's like Tanya's role, you know. She attacks you with like hugs. She's like, I'm gonna hug you, Dorothy! I will be good and referring from the time I was a tree in the kindergarten production of Snow White in my school. Well, we've heard it.

Yeah, similar. Similar, similar. We've lived it. We've felt it. Yeah, don't worry, Ben. It's in the cannon. Yeah, similar. Similar, similar. We've lived it, we've felt it. Yeah, don't worry, Ben. It's in the canon. Yeah, someone could look it up. It's definitely in the canon.

Canon of the Tony's! Who? The Iowards. The Ioward for the tree that entered on time. It's no white. Who's to Ben Mantelka? I was the evil tree. Anyway, so anyway, after all the samurai stuff,

everyone goes back to the hotel. And now Eva goes over to Nini's room and they're talking about kimonos, because I guess they either arranged for everyone to get a kimonos, there's something that basically never really made it onto the show. And so they're just talking about-

Yeah, because no one did it fuckers. Yeah, I mean like only half of them did it some of them did it but yeah, I mean They all look pretty. I mean so Them kimonos looks pretty like why not wear them. Yeah, I agree. This is funny pause So yeah, so she got everybody kimonos, but then a many gets these huge flowers and she starts reading the card and starts crying because they're from Greg and he's written a poem. Yeah, it's a nice poem. I mean, it's like I love you. I don't know how I've loved you even when you used to have your toe, I stood my toe level up your heart to me. Baby, I have the lock and you are the key. Maybe your husband and I am your husband and stuff like that.

It's nice. He's like, I love big butts and I cannot lie. It's so sweet. And Mimi has a breakdown and I'm like, ah, guess what I'm not in the mood to do. Feel shit for Mimi. Yeah, and because clearly there's nothing to do pretty much all season, but especially this episode, we see like our twelfth flashback montage of the episode.

And this is a long one showing the ups and downs of Greg and Mimi. Like, remember when they thought, remember when they broke up and remember when they got back together, remember when they got married again. And now that how they're happy again. I was like, yes It's like the great American love story that no one ever really cared about Yeah, so she solves on a gacha the end. Okay, so night four. I even tried to solve two Even tried to get like she tries to like get like a to get like, she tries to like get like a sobbing moment. Sorry. Yeah. Nothing. I realized. Oh, it's not so fun when you realize, do you have actually nothing

left to say about this scene? It was a soft. Yeah, it was like a soft vibe. Yeah. So then night for candy has not worn the kimono. She's like worn the farthest thing from a kimono. She wears like a little short gold dress, like skin type gold dress. The girl start gathering on the eye, the golden eye. And, uh, portion of the knee need to wear that dress too. Which I would think that portion would want to wear the kimono. Wouldn't that be really comfortable when you're probably really like, I think it would be wonderful if you're pregnant. I feel like it's like super pregnancy friendly. Yeah, so they're going over to have dinner now and, uh, sorry, I'm skimming through this as well. Because here's what happened.

So little happened. Here's what happened. Nothing. It's like they went to a restaurant and then we see like close up of origami cranes. And I was like, that was like the most interesting part of the episode where those cranes. I was like, ooh, lovely origami cranes and I was like that was like the most interesting part of the episode where those cranes I was like ooh lovely origami cranes. Yeah, I don't really need to talk about all that much I would rather just talk about top chef. Yeah, well, I mean well, I'll just I'm just gonna speed through this and fish out Because really nothing else happened. So basically they got to this they go to this really nice restaurant I was worried that they were gonna act like fools because they act like fools in every restaurant. As do really every housewife, every housewife franchise. And so they order socky and everything. And Eve is like, you know what?

Shamari is a fun girl. Turns out she's a really fun girl. I was like, oh, I didn't even realize she was on this trip. She's been here all this time. Are you sure? Has she really been here? She's done it, Aya. And Shamari is doing really well with her talking hands.

I think she's getting a lot more entertaining in those but yes She needs to get that personality into the show so now they're like let's talk about our highs and lows so far So Cynthia's like well My low is I lost my little kitchen island noelle my high Chill my chill. They're like, oh, I know, I know. Well, that's pretty much how it is with everybody, you know, because it's like anything they're selling, especially with candy. Yeah. She's like, oh, my business is mixed with children and my high is business is mixed with children. It's like, okay, and then she's like my friend less party and my restaurant

So now I have three and my I'm still the line and my okay, since he's like, okay, Candy We're just gonna have to cut you off. Yeah, cuz she's yeah cuz she does that thing like you know when you're on a job interview Like what's your greatest fear? It's like fear that I can never stop being perfectionist, you know It's like that's what it's like my low is can never stop being perfectionist. That's what it is. My low is that I'm just so successful that I'm not there enough for my daughter who's equally successful.

Yeah, and then Portia goes into her. Of course she's really happy for the little hot dog growing in her bed. And so Candy's like, ah, we'll see something. And then it's like, yeah! Yeah, now this is, this puts me off.

It's a key way to hell opening up. Yeah, this fits me up because last, last, well two weeks ago, this was like the big cliffhanger like, candy's gonna say something to Porsche and then all this episode, candy's gonna say something. And I think we all knew, right? Like, like, there was, we all knew the candy what candy was gonna say was something like I'm really sorry and I take it all back and sure enough that's pretty much what happened yeah she's like I'm sorry I didn't know but now that you know no one liked me

in Todd either and they said I was marrying a grifter and a loser and you know look at us no but you the only thing that was the only thing thing that was worthwhile about that was that we got candy cry talk which is my favorite. She's like, I don't want to be like the people that said those things about Todd and you're happy. And I don't want you to not be. That's like going over a bumpy road. I know. Well, you do. Me and then so Porsche's like, uh, thank you, Candy.

I appreciate it. Yeah. And dream Porsche would have said the stuff I said about you was unforgivable, but I'm glad you still giving me another chance. But instead she's just like I'm pregnant. Thank you Love you. Let's be nice to each other now. And now we'll tell each other when we feel things about each other I'm like you already do do that. Yeah, that's not the problem in your relationship. Okay, and then Shemari is like oh, I guess we have to let Shemari say something here. So she's like, well, my low is that I lost my passion to sing.

And by passion to sing, I mean, all my record deals. But my high is that I'm working with my husband. And everyone's like, oh, great. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, they're like, wow, Cynthia looks like she's falling asleep. You know, she's like, I mentioned my kids and counters, and I'm officially done, okay? Hashtag, I'm gonna ask that. Meany, in typical Meany fashion,

she's like, the lows are cancer, and there are other lows that I'm not even comfortable sharing, right? Tanya. And then there's no highs. She has zero highs, so it's like typical Meany. And then they don't even let Marlo and Tanya have anything. No, it feels like, okay, let's go home.

Yeah. Well, Marlo and Marlo and Tanya are Nini's lows, okay? Can we just go home? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I think that we can guess Tanya's like, well, my low is that, uh, I just, my low is that I, I don't have a low. I'm just, I'm running that Hibachi grill. Hi, what can I say?

My low is that I don't have a low. I'm just I'm running that Hibachi grill high. What can I say? So let's talk a little bit about top chef. We're not going to do a full recap of top chef because, you know, gross, but we will be back Friday with that. We will because we don't want to do two recaps in one episode. Yeah, but we will be back Friday with a full on recap. Yeah, we did. So we didn't get to talk about top chef last week, because we're in Dallas. And like we basically were lazy. And, um, and I had sinus pressure. And I was, oh, we were not lazy.

We had family and friends in the big show. What a pressure. Yeah, I'm sorry that that one gets the shaft when we travel. But it's just too hard to do all these shows in one time. But that said too hard. I mean, I hate saying that. But that said, hopefully we can try and get screeners for Project Runway, which should replace top chef. So we can do this before we leave. Cross your fingers, okay, we're begging, we're begging. Yeah, that's what we're hoping for.

So top chef this week, so the quick fire was that Ed from one of the past seasons came by and so they had this quickfire where Pam is like chefs, Kentucky's home of Ford Knox, which has the largest collection of gold bouillon. Nothing can get by it. Not even Gail looking for a doughnut. Am I right? Less or hard. This is like an escape room. I was gonna make it a gal check, but I don't have one. I don't want to just make one up.

But yeah, the first one was weird because it was an escape room kind of situation where they had to figure out all these clues and use gold Boolean. It was a real half ass challenge because basically there's like a little box that like so we're recreating for it knocks with Boolean, soup Boolean that is ha ha ha, any of you. You guys have four clues.

They basically have a scavenger hunt to break into their little Boolean box and the thing is the longer that it's going to take to do to figure out the clues though that that cuts into their cooking time But they figure it out really quickly because it's like This vegetable rhymes with cockley. It's like okay. Yeah Yeah, they're like this this agency is the one who protects the money of the federal whatever and they're like man Yeah, and then once like this is slang for money in the old days and I kept screaming out, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar. But I guess that's recent, right, cheddar, because in the old days it was clams or what

was the other thing? Do. I figured, do. I mean, I went, I, oh, bread, what was bread? I was watching this drunk on, on like Friday night or something. I don't know what it was. I don't remember when I saw it. I don't know, but I watched it when I was drunk. I feel like I was watching this drunk on Friday night or something. I don't know what it was. I don't remember when I saw it. I don't know, but I watched it when I was drunk.

I feel like I was drunk. Yeah, I was after those margaritas actually on Thursday night. But yeah, so they had this thing, and so they did the quick fire. So that was the quick fire. But the main event, that's where the exciting things happen. So the main event is that they are going to be performing at Ruperina, which is where the University of Kentucky basketball team legendary performs and they're going to do is like a it's a game of three on three and I know what you're thinking there's seven people well, Eddie always

like lost in the wilderness. We decided to put them on the sidelines for once. The challenge is to see if anyone can make Eddie show his wooden teeth with a smile. You're all fired. So they have to make a fried chicken that they have to make some kind of fried chicken. Well, they I don't think they have to make fried chicken, but they just have to make arena food and they're going to go like head to head. They did this last year at something where it's like it was like an event.

I forget what they did last year, but it's like they, they serve food. I never see a Olympics thing, right? Was that it? Yeah, I guess I've done it now. The last year was that Olympics one. You're right. So maybe they've done it like two years in a row. Either way, it's like their new style competition where they get sort of things head to head

and the judge, the judge's vote on who's the favorite and the best two out of three wins, you know? Yeah. So it wasn't a chicken challenge, but as it turns out, Adrian and Sarah both decided to do chicken and waffles. Yeah, and the first thing I said was chicken and waffles. Like here we go, everybody makes their fucking chicken and waffles. I'm kind of over everybody making chicken and waffles. There's at least two people who do it every season. And this time they went up against each other. There's at least two people who do it every season and this time they went up against each other. Ooh. So, um, yeah, so they made chicken and waffles, but the big controversy was that when they were running through whole foods,

Sarah decided to get waffle mix because she's like being all Sandra Lee about it. She's like, well, you know, waffle mix is basically flour and baking soda and salt just helps you skip a step, you know? And it's like, yeah, but like, how are you going to I guess this mix? I mean, come on. Yeah. How hard is that step if you're a professional chef? Honestly. Truly, but also it confuses me because part of me is like, who cares? They're not frozen scallops. You know what I mean? Like, frozen scallops you know what I mean like frozen wap would be different huh you're disappearing Ronnie you're you're you all the time they don't make the bread huh what you know you don't

Ronnie's breaking up enough oh I'm reek neck you've been meant to care. Oh, God. He's also peed. Oh, are you there? You're back. We're galing it up right now. I was cut off from all of our avenue. We're on, yeah, we are, we're on three different internet experiences together right now, and I lost you on all three. But you're back. You're back.

So you were saying about the waffle mix. Yeah, I just think like people make sandwiches and don't make their own bread. I mean, there's a lot of things that people don't make from scratch every single time, but yeah, I agree. Especially Sarah, and especially on this challenge when she knows someone else is probably making waffles. Yeah. Probably a good idea to make your own damn waffle, mate.

But that being said, like, even those like, well, people don't make their own damn bread. And Justin, he made a slider and then he served it without a bun because he didn't find the buns that he wanted. Now, why didn't he make a bun? They had like three hours. He got it made at Zone Bun. He was making burgers, okay. Like, just make that, make some buns.

You know, you're a chef, you know? Yeah, make some damn buns. What the hell, dude? Yeah. But. So then both made chicken and waffles and then the whole time Adrian was coming after her like, Oh, we're both making waffles. I'll see you on the court, but she was coming after her and like a jovial

way. So so Tom and so Tom comes by with did he come by with with Ed or maybe his grandma, he's like, you know, he's doing that thing where he pokes around the kitchen. She's like, uh, hi chef. Just uh, looking around, uh, trying to see what choices you make in your life. Hopefully better choices than my son who chose to become a mixologist, which I totally support Totally support I just sent you a request to rejoin your broadcast. Oh, yeah, look at you. Here comes Ron. He's back again. Everyone get Ronnie a bunch of hearts Okay, so

Yeah, um, so yeah. So the judges were, well what I'm sorry, did they make? Okay, so I just, so when Tom is walking around, he's walking around looking at everything. So Adrian's like, Tom's like, oh, so you're making some chicken waffles, huh? Is anyone here, are you using,

hope you're not using a mix or something? Adrian's like, no, I'm not using a mix, but word is that maybe someone across the way is using a you're hope you're not using a mix or something? It turns like no, I'm not using a mix, but Word is that maybe someone across the way is using a mix. He's like, oh look at that. Wow a little shortcut Wow, it's sort of like Sort of like using that's the sort of judgment like that that would maybe drive someone to become a mixologist When they when they have all the tools to do it themselves to become a great chef. Yep. I know, I wonder how much anger from Tom comes from just having the word mix in it. You know what I mean?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's just like still not over it. Yeah. So then Michelle made some ribs and she's like, Oh, I always make these ribs. They're always so good. And I hope everyone likes my ribs. And then they're like, oh, I always make these ribs You're always so good And I hope everyone likes my ribs Another like these ribs suck Madness like did you mean to make me want to vomit out of both of my ears at the same time with your rubbery ribs?

Well, it's like Michelle like I cannot stand when people like I always make ribs But usually I do it in 12 hours And so three hours really isn't enough time. Well, don't make the ribs. You're a chef. Don't make ribs. Or use a fucking pressure cooker. But that's always a problem with these shows. I get that part of the challenge is doing it in a time limit,

but it doesn't lead to good food. I mean, sometimes it just leads to pure shit. I mean, today in their quick fire challenge, they had to make meals with bouillon cubes. They had to break into this bouillon thing, make the food in less than 35 minutes. How is anything going to taste good? It's all just going to taste like water with chicken bouillon. You know?

Yeah, exactly. There's nowhere there's nowhere to choice. So they finally get, now it's time they're at the, they're at the arena, Padma. I don't, I wish I could remember the things that Padma said but like every time she got onto her microphone there's something about having Padma with the reverberations of being in an arena over a loud speaker that just makes her so much more Padma she's like chefs chef it's time for you to bring your plates up to the stage please Please be careful. We don't want to have any gal moments up here. Am I right, Kentucky? Did you mean? Did you mean? Did you mean? Did you mean? Did you mean? It's like a wave of did you mean to? Did you mean to? So everyone do the wave. It'll help gal cool down. Bless her heart.

Um, so everyone do the wave, it'll help Gail cool down. Bless her heart. So when it got to Adrian's chicken and waffles won her round, right? And then it got to Sarah's round. Yes. Sarah, someone said something about her mix again. It was Tom. Tom goes, uh, so was so Sarah, um, I hear that, uh, that, uh, you decided to use a mix instead of making your own thing. Do you think that was smart?

Do you think that's wise for your future? Do you think maybe that's sort of like spitting in the face of your father who gave you everything in life? And you chose this as a loser of Pancake Bakes or all the mix. That's weird how that echo worked. It starts echoing his inner thoughts. So then, so they're like, so she's like, yeah, yeah, fuck it, I used a mix. So then, the other team is like,

or she's homemade, and the crowds are the booger, like, boogad boogad, like these kids always. These kids are all making hot pockets, okay? And she's like, and you can just see her simmering. Like, she is ready to go off, you know? So they go on the Michelle gets called out for her ribs. I think Ardice said that. So they go back to the the stew room and she has just

pissed everyone's like, Quay Tau, everyone's like, I'm not happy. Yeah. She's like full on Captain Ling, you know, like someone left the town on the floor. And Adrian's like, Mama, don't be up there. Don't call me Mama today.

You call me Sarah today. She's like, okay, Sarah, I don't think it was such a big deal. I mean, you put the mix in your basket. It's public knowledge. She's like, but this is my arena. This is my dream and they were bullying me's public knowledge. It's like, but this is my arena, this is my dream, and they were bullying me. You don't know what I'm saying.

I was like, yeah, but you still use the mix. Yeah, I don't think we are playing like that. I don't think we're playing like that in season. We're not that kind of season. I was like, okay, if somebody else had done that, you would have called them out to you. That's, I fully believe this you would. I fully believe that.

Sarah is one of those people that's like, you know, I'm just one of the guys just hanging out one of the guys. I like beer more than then coctile proof of dream. Just one of the guys. Yeah. And she should have, she her point was that she didn't just use the mix. She also made it better. You know, she added a bunch of shit. She should have said. Yeah, well, she should just said, she should have just said that on the mic, you know. That being said, I told you understand, why you're feeling so hurt because it was like,

could you imagine you're so excited, like you, like you're like in the serena that you vitalize, your dream comes true and then everyone's booing you. I would cry too. Yeah. Well, I'm just like that, you know. Oh, and meanwhile Eddie, so Eddie's on the side, I just wanna say one other thing, Eddie's on the sideline and the camera is like on him

And he like of course doesn't even notice he's just like poking at the food. He's on the jumbo tron Not knows the camera's like of course Eddie would be that person when you're at like a sporting event You're like look up look up and of course Eddie wouldn't look up and Pam is just like laugh He's like oh look at Eddie. He doesn't even understand what's going on. It's like gal when she's on a sugar high. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? Look everyone. Eddie starring in my favorite movie, Misery. So when they come out, I don't call it the jumbo tron. I just call it the galo tron. If you know what I'm saying, am I right? Bless her heart. Oh, I also liked her. It goes you guys threw me under the bus. Justin goes you mean under the box? And they're like, blah!

We're not having her at all because it keeps cutting them to them in the back. Just like she's trying to get pity and no one will pity her at all. I'm like, no, sorry, Piotch. You used a fix. Yeah, but But it was OK in the end for, yeah, because rubber, they're like, so, you know, in the game of life, you go through struggles, you go through, you go through hurdles, and what's more important, rubbery pork or what was the other thing? Or, like, swaffles. We're taking your father's advice i don't know i don't know i mean uh you know i like trying to cook ribs uh each and

our ribs in three hours i mean that's the sort of move i would expect that of mixologist not necessarily uh touch-off so in the end Michelle gets at home and Sarah is saved and who wins Eric wins this one right? Well no Eric didn't cook so I think you only have no no I'm sorry. I was thinking Eddie I think Eric Eric did because he did he like French to his chicken things I think Eric is a contender to be I think he's probably gonna win the whole show. He's great Yeah, well that was a really fun episode. Sorry, we didn't have a full recap this week,

but we will be back Friday. Well, back. Yeah, to be so exciting. Tomorrow, we're talking about Brunel's and Wednesday, you guys. It's the real housewives of Beverly Hughes. Pretty excited. It's gonna go.

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