Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona

Episode Date: March 13, 2018

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Our lucky little grand topper, Kelly Grant! And Lizzie Drucker, she's a fun mother f- We love you guys Hello and welcome to the watch what crap and spot cast the podcast about all that crap We'd love to talk about on you bros. I'm Ronnie Karem from the roast fritz bachelor podcast in trash talk TV dot com And here I am with my gorgeous friend My did your bestie and the Westie Mr. Ben Madker for the B side blog and the banter blender. Hello, Ben. Hi, how's it going? So good. Houston, what's so fun?

Yeah, I'm just still barely recovering. I was like, I was going to go to Palm Springs yesterday and I just spent pretty much the whole day loafing around the apartment because I was still nursing a Houston hangover. It was so fun and so amazing. Oh my God. I was so hungover and had so much fun. My family so hungover and had so much fun. We took a road trip back from Houston.

It's just been like family family. And I love those suckers. But I need a bad day. Okay. I need one very soon. Yeah. It was so fun seeing your whole family at the show. And I was telling I told you multiple times, but I was really bummed that after the show is over, I just didn't get to really talk with your family.

I I just kept in getting pulled here, pulled there. Like there was like a lot of insistent of cornhole people. They're like, you got a play cornhole. Well, I actually never wanted to play cornhole, but I kept in getting dragged towards the cornhole and your parents were in the exact opposite direction of the cornhole And I was like every time I tried to go to your parents. It was like that It was like father the bride you know when he just wants to see his daughter and like someone keeps interrupting and he can never see his daughter on the wedding day It was like every single time I tried to get there. It was like wait, then oh my god People in Texas were just party animals. I mean what a fun time. They were so Texas I've just fucking loved Texas and it was amazing being back there or here and

Everyone was just so nice people made tattoos those girls made those amazing tattoos So so many people were walking around with like It's all happening my dad weren't okay tattooed. Yeah, my mom's, I forgot what my mom said. Jenna had one that said broken bed. Yeah, they were great. Those tattoos were great. It was a super super fun to people party, by the way.

There were multiple reports of people throwing up in bushes outside the venue. Someone like didn't, people were rejected. We went to a bar afterwards and people could not get into the bar because they were too wasted. We had people in the front row who were, like, I thought we were gonna have a vomit situation in the front row. That was like the funniest part was doing this podcast

and seeing people like, their heads bubbling on the right. Someone fell over. Someone came up to take a photo of us and they just fully fell over. And don't know that may have just been Clumsyness not drunkiness, but I still I still put it in the party in categories And I always try and warn the venues especially when we do these music venues because we're playing a lot of Like rock and roll venues, you know, which is just

Stereical because then we come in and we're like hey, guys, you know, we is just hysterical. Because then we come in and we're like, Hey, guys, you know, we need the table. It's, you know, like, so easy. You need like, let's say, special lighting, like, you need a table. And they're always trying to be so nice about how they're wording it. Like, what the fuck is this? Is basically what they're asking.

And then I just wait possible, you know, and they have a full staff of people, which I never need, you know, And I always tell them, this looks innocent and nice. And I know you think you're going to have the easiest night of your life. But just wait, these people party, okay. And now I'm getting used to it because it is always just a big, hilarious, amazing party. And sure enough, by the end, people were sending us all these videos. Yeah. People just falling down in the streets or like, yeah, falling downstairs, Carly, my sister, was like, people were barfing at trash cans.

What the hell are you telling people? Yeah, there was one girl at the after party. She was great. She was with a friend. And this girl, she was, it's weights you could not stand up. And she was wearing this like amazing, like patterned dress. It looked like a, like a, was a tessellation,

so I figured we'd call it. But she was so drunk and she kept on, like when I thought of her, I thought of triangles because she kept on moving into triangle shapes. She was like, kept on, like she always had an arm up and then a leg down. She was like, her body was in the different series of triangles and she was so wasted. She was like her body was in the different series of triangles and she was

so wasted. Oh my god. But yeah, if you go on to our Instagram, I took a photo of the venue as they were clearing out the chairs and you see the amount of plastic cups and beer just like the shit everywhere. Just like animals. We are animals, I'm telling you. And it was, it's an amazing fucking party. And my parents were shocked, you know That was the first time they've really They came obviously to the Austin show that we did years ago Which was basically them and their friends who a bunch of their friends came again. They all made a road trip You know my aunt was there taking great pictures Jenna my cousin was a merge Alex my cousin was our runner like it was amazing Having everybody there and

Just being in Texas. It was our biggest show ever. It turned out to be like 500 something people. And when watch what crap ends people and bravo people, I guess, in general, but we're all the same, you know? Like, we have the same personalities and all these different bodies and ages and stuff. But we really are also similar.

And it's funny when everybody shows up and we're all just best friends getting shit faced together. Oh my God. I always leave there like time to sleep for a week. Yeah, and the funny part is this is now, it's happened a few times where we've performed at a venue which has hosted the Moths. And so a lot of times before the show, this sort of gets back to what you're saying. A lot of times the staff will be like, yeah, we don't have a lot of podcasts, we do do the Moths, you ever do the, you heard of the Moths where I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, and that one's like super popular.

And in my mind, I'm like, I guarantee the audiences for the Moths are not like that. Watch your crap. It's like the Moths is like polite NPR. And we are like party, I mean, people party and God bless by the way, because that was a real trial of endurance, our Houston show. We went over two hours, we promised each other,

beforehand, we're gonna keep it to 90 minutes because our New York show was like two hours and it felt a little long. And so we're like, we're gonna keep it short. Well, this is our longest show ever. It was long, it was loud, it was rowdy, and everyone was there, like everyone was like, I felt like everyone was with us to the very end.

It was, I was so, I was so happy. It was such a blast. It really was. And by the way, when I say thank God, our audience isn't like the moth, I don't mean that that, I love the moth, like we've talked about that show. I love it.

It's just a very, it's a much quieter audience. And I don't want that for a watcher. I mean, you know, no talking or whatever, but I'd like when people are just rowdy, it's like a concert. It is so, so, so much fun. But people really do have to be mindful about talking during the show.

And it doesn't bother me so much, but we're getting more and more complaints of people who are especially in the middle or through the back of the theater who are like, I couldn't hear anything because people were talking so much. We try to remind people to keep it quiet. And I understand it's hard to because so much of the podcast is like casual conversation. Like it's, you're like, I know when we say stuff about people, like, you know, you want

to turn to whoever you're with and be like, oh my God, I felt that way too. We start talking about the shows. But you know, listening to a podcast, like, I want to just clean my kitchen. You know, like, that's what I do. It's like when I'm cleaning my kitchen or cleaning up my clothes that are something else that are on a podcast. And sometimes even sitting here, it's like, okay, you know, maybe I could boil some potatoes quietly. Yeah, exactly, you know, I never knew what if happens going to happen. So much fun. So thank you, Houston. We are going to be in Detroit very soon. Next week. Next week. So yeah, I get over the. We're doing it all over again. Next week in Detroit. in Detroit very soon next week. So yeah, get over there.

We're doing it all over again next week in Detroit. Go buy our tickets for that. I mean, talk to the Houston people. And you can hear from our voices how much fun it was. We're doing it all over again next week in Detroit. I mean, can you believe it? It's next week we're already doing another show. And then right after that is DC.

Yeah, party. I call Mark Arcana Mortor because we're in her two cities, Houston and Detroit. Those are like her moms in Detroit, her dad's in Houston. So we're doing the full Kenya Mortor. Although I will say it didn't occur to me until I was on the plane heading back sitting next to a toddler in a blazer with their stuffy nose. That I totally, or we really, we dropped the ball, we should have totally gone to the barbecue restaurant where Kenya freaked out and squimmed at the camera.

Oh my God, we should have. Oh no. We had some amazing food there, so I ain't gonna have to. Oh yeah, I had some great crawfish on Saturday. One of our listeners, oh, I'm forgetting your name. You were so awesome, but you inspired me. I can put the name right now. Let's see.

Her name is... Okay, well, I'm not. Oh, yeah. Her name is Tia. Yeah, Tia. Tia, Johnson. She was like, she's like, listen, Ben. While you're here in Houston,

you have to get some crawfish because there's, it's like the be it Cajun influence and it's unique to Houston. You can only get it here and you gotta get it. And she was like speaking my language. So the next day I liked it all this research and I was like, I feel like it's risky to eat a whole bunch of crawfish before going on a plane, but fuck it, I'm doing it. And I went and I went this place lot or L.A. or Louisiana crawfish, whatever it's called. And I sat myself on a table and I ate two pounds of crawfish

by myself. And it was divine. And I had no problems on the plane. So it was great. I had really good food in Houston. The Lucius, I did road trip back with my folks and my sister. And we stopped at a truck stop called Kathy's corner You guys I know that we're all talking about buckies now out here because buckies is like huge and it's amazing And blah blah blah and I've got a truck stop blah blah blah fuck that place Kathy's corner you're killing it. Okay. You're killing it. It's like a gourmet Truck stop it was a month

I'm on I had a fresh grilled fish sandwich. Delicious. Delicious. I really enjoyed it. So wait, before we... So obviously today we're going to be talking about real housewas of Atlanta. I hear you, I hear you Ronnie wanting to transition into that, but there are some things I want to mention beforehand, which is that we do have a Detroit show next week and we want to see all your pre-little faces there. Go to watchorcraftens.com to buy your tickets. Buy your tickets.

It's gonna be fun. We're playing at the majestic, which is apparently like a legendary venue. So go, there's tickets on sale. As usual, we always want to sell it out. But tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell everyone in Michigan, tell people who are not even in Michigan, tell people who are near Michigan, tell people who are just like on a houseboat, on Lake Michigan, tell them to come, if you're

in Toronto, make the drive, we have people who drove from San Antonio all the way to Houston and they said it was totally worth it. So if you're like making a road trip next week, come do it, go to watchacrapans.com and there's a link there to the tickets. It's going to be a great time. That's next week already. Next Saturday, March 24th. And then we also have tons of merchandise. Ronnie and his cousin, Jenna, have really put in a lot of time and effort making all sorts of really great merchandise, t-shirts, glasses, coffee mugs, et cetera. You can buy them through our website also.

You can just do a search on Amazon, right, Ronnie? Yeah, yeah. And all the links are at the bottom of our Watch It Crappens.com page. So everything's centralized. Yeah, so go buy some of that stuff, because that's really cool too. We just did a bonus episode and we deconstructed the Southern term trailer and we did have a minor tangent where we analyzed the lips and eyes, Kim's also the acting real, Kim

Briel, Chloe Kardashian and what turned out to be Larza Pippin from their Instagram. So that's a fun bonus episode. You go to patreon.com slash watch what happens for that. And finally, and this will prove to be a segue into our recap. So everyone, everyone relax and by everyone, I mean, Ronnie. We are doing a board game giveaway. It's a board game called Castell that takes place in Catalonia, which is appropriate for this episode of Atlanta, could take place there and it involves very remotely the Catalonian

Session movement. The game is called Castell, it's about human towers. So we've told people to photoshop human towers and put them on Instagram. We already have about four or five entries that are hilarious. You just have to, in order to be eligible for it, you just have to use the hashtags, www.crapins, hashtag, crapinsgame, hashtag, play, renegade, and then you have to act, watch more crapins, and we're going to choose a winner on the 20th. And you get a free copy of the board game, Castell, from renegade games. Yeah, do it, and everybody who's doing him has been so, so good. Oh my God.

Yeah, if you go, look on, just look on the Instagram and just even if you don't want to do the contest, just look at what people put up because it's hilarious. It really is. That's why I love doing this contest. Yeah. So anyway. All right, cool.

So let's move on into. Speaking of Catalonia, yeah. Let's me speaking of human towers. I mean, this human tower would just fall right over Human tower Real housewives of Atlanta towered they would just be farting all over each other because all they do is eat on the show Which I fucking love this cast officially eats more than the shots of sunset now that you've got candy and Marlow in the same cast Oh my god, I mean, it's amazing just watching that. There's a lot of thing. Yeah, I get jealous. I keep looking at

postmates every time a new scene comes on. I'm like, Oh, now what are they eating? Oh God, now where do I get waffles? Well, I mean, I will say this. Oh, actually, I'm sorry, there's one other thing I want to mention our Houston show. We're going to post the audio of that on Friday. We're having a little bit of an audio issue. So just if you're waiting to hear that show, it'll be up on Friday. But here's my macro note about this episode. We need Kenya more. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Marlo is, Marlo is a poor substitution. Kenya more knows how to start shit. She knows how to start shit. And this episode was in dire need of Kenya Moore. Yeah. Completely love you and completely disagree. I'm so glad Kenya's gone. I don't think Marlow is supposed to even be a substitute. She's a friend of. But you know, they get port, they get rid of Porsche. What's the point of casting all these people? You know, they shouldn't be allowed a fucking leave. They don't have Porsche there. They don't have Kim there. Kim and Kenya can just decide not to come on trips And then Porsche can just decide to leave. Oh, I don't approve of that either. I definitely don't approve of that

I think if they had the actual cast here. Yes, even including Kenya would be fine But I was not missing Kenya. Kenya is such a mean mean monster and I'm so glad she's gone She's so full of herself and I'm glad to not have her on my goddamn TV. It was, it was an hour of watching these women like get on to a van, eat food, get off of a van, or get off of a van, eat food. It was just like eating, getting on vans, eating, getting on vans.

And like there was some, they tried to like, stir up some sort of like controversy, but like nothing was happening. Well, we needed Kenya more to be like, stir up some sort of like controversy, but it like nothing was how, what we needed Kenya more to be like, Neenie, Neenie, candy sang, then, and then Neenie, Shere says, like, but we didn't have any of this. So it was just like a perfectly lovely trip for them, but like a little bland for me. Well, Neenie is such a dumb dumb that she doesn't even need me, but they just start shit with her because she just starts it for herself, you know, it's like she doesn't even she just walks into traps left and

right because she feels like they're coming and maybe they are coming but Shere wasn't going to spring that trap like Shere was shocked that anybody else even brought it up, you know. So Nini's just running herself in a boost traps and then you've got everyone like freaking out of her ham and then they decide to go to Barcelona during a huge protest against the government which nobody even understands on the show which was amazing. Yeah. It was just, I feel like this, this shows just not really good with the planning this year, you know.

I think, I think this, I think this show has been a little bit of a mess this season. It's just sort of It's entertaining, but there's like I feel like it's lacking some cohesion both in terms of cast and storylines Well, no one's talking about the word so it's hard to keep a cohesive. I will say I know I'm gonna get hate for this not only me care. I want fadre up back. I miss fadre. I love fadre I need her back in my life. I do not like all these, these like,

friends dance. Yeah, I don't like all that. And I like all the friends I've actually, but I just don't like so many of them. When all we really need is Fadre. Well, I just would have liked a, like a new cast member, a new full fledged cast member, you know, that's what the season needed.

And they didn't after Fadre left. They brought Neenie back, but they didn't really bring in any new blood. And it feels like they're testing out Eva, you know, and she's fine. I don't mind Eva, she's okay. But she's like too new, like they spring her, they spring her right for the vacation.

They, we needed like more Eva earlier on in the season. You know, Shamiya's fine, but she's like a friend of through and through. And Marlo, Marlo has just like become a clown at this point. She's funny, but she's like, what is she doing? And by the way, side note, can you hear my standing bedork chair? I can like, I do. Jo, I apologize.

I'll try to like, no, it's okay. I'm in no position to say anything. I'm embedded. My mom's house. My, oh my god, You're just. David. I know. Oh, okay. Now I'm going to. Oh my god. Tighten your chair. I'm going to kill you. Sorry. I was. No, I was doing that

on purpose to make it do the day. But the channel doors out. Oh, I'm going to sit forward like this. I'm going to do that things. I'm going to try to lock it. I'm going to. You know, it's like all these universe lovers down here. I'm like to do that things. I'm going to try to lock it. I'm going to, you know, that it's like, all these gamers love us down here. I'm like, one of them is big. So I can't go back. And if I can find that one, no, no, this is the turning one. It's the turning, it's the turning knob thing under the chair. I'm, I'm like, I'm pulling and pressing. I'm doing so much. Let's see. Lock us to go in. Okay. Oh, there we go. It's locked. Oh, we have different. You must have a fancy chair. I have the old office kind where you have the big turning off for that. This thing on the bottom, it looks like it looks like

the controls to a blimp. It's like so many things going on down there. Okay. Anyway, let's get into the recap. Shall we? It's only been like 45 minutes since we started this up. Well, I started cracking up. I started cracking up because this opens, you know, getting onto a van to like Whatever the place is called Cynthia, you know, I was trying to be hilarious Cynthia and it just doesn't work for me But I was cracking up that it's only been to it's only the second day and already their porousias had a fit and left That's what I read my personal was Barcelona day two with like three question like, this is day two.

It's like we've been there for six months. It does. So Mimi has decided that, you know, she's going to be nice to Porsche now. Mimi is so confusing. I don't know why anybody would ever be friends with this woman. Like, one minute she's ruining your life on national TV. And the next minute she's trying to be nice to make herself look better. And then she's ruining your life on national TV and the next minute she's trying to be nice to make herself look better and then she's

ruining your life again. Like why aren't you even talking to her people? It's like you keep putting your hand down the garbage disposal and wondering why you don't have any fingernails. Steve Bitt. Exactly. Exactly. So I like that. Like everyone's like, where's portion? So where's portion? They're in the band. I was like, where's portion? And he's like, well, you know, she just felt like she wasn't talking about anyone. She didn't have anything bad She just felt like it was too much. She felt like she's in a bad place So she felt like she had to leave and everyone goes oh, what oh, and Katie goes oh, okay

Katie's like oh, okay, bye. Candy's kind of rolling her eyes. It's just so funny and she's like well Candy's kind of rolling her eyes which is so funny and she's like, well, personally, no, what's going on in itself? She can fight. And Marlowe says, you know, Candy, I really feel like the reason she's hurt. She's hurt by what she did to you, Candy. Marlowe, stop kissing Candy's ass. It's so gross to watch. And she's hurt because you started to shit with her and made her cry again.

And in a fact, it's not any of your goddamn business again. So you could lick Nini's ass again. I don't really need to see Marlo licking everybody's butt on TV. The whole point of Marlo is that she gets into completely incomprehensible fights with people and you know, almost murders them. Yeah, Marlo, maybe if you hadn't made fun of Portia and her, like proportionately smaller, welcome at from Target, then we wouldn't be in this situation. maybe if you hadn't made a lot of Porsche and her proportionately smaller welcome at from Target, then we wouldn't be in this situation.

I say it's from Target because one of our listeners posted in one of the Crappin's groups that she saw it at Target. So we have, we have an origin started for the Matt basically. I love that Porsche's big sentimental thing from her mother is like a target A target welcome math. That's so portion. It's like a second a bird is pillow My mom died with a snake. It's not It was so special. It was one of a kind 10,000 of a kind

Nick, Nate Berkis freed so many people. They're like wait a minute. I think you're thinking of the wrong thing. Nate Berkis was on Oprah. Oh, never mind. So, Candy's like, where are you? Over time, I won't be hurt or it's mean or whatever. And Cynthia goes, I'm sorry, go ahead. I should have waited for a C. I want to hear it. No, no, I was just I was just getting on my system. It's like I asked for a song to be played on the jukebox and then I go to the bathroom when it turns on like what the hell But Cynthia goes, candy, chow. She just has to respect your process.

I'll say, what is this, the actor studio? Shut up, you're on a bus to go eat old ham. Like, oh my goodness. I'm supposed to eat old ham, the ambus. Jamon. Jamon. Jam'm the ambus. J'enbon. J'enbon. J'enbon. J'enbon.

J'enbon. So, let's see, what happens next year? I got lost in my notes, Ronnie. I feel like I'm pulling on. Well, it's okay, because we don't need to do a step-by-step, because I think you pretty much did the step-by-step when you said they eat, and then they get on a bus. Then they eat, then they get on a bus.

The end. Thank you for watching. Yeah. Either way, like Mimi says, is this what you said that Mimi was like, well, you know what, Candy just say, you know, like you've had, you've had a lot of support in this group, a lot of support.

I mean, no one supported me like that though. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, because when did anybody do anything like that to you, Mimi? No one's ever lied on you that I can remember. Everything anyone's ever done to you has been truthful, has No one's ever lied on you that I can remember. Everything anyone's ever done to you has been truthful, has been about something that you've done, and everything that anyone's done to you has been in retaliation to something that you did

first. You fucking moose. On top of that, I think also you're opening for Candy on her tour. So I think that's a pretty good support. Yeah, at least in the telegram, Uber road road jokes. Yeah, you're you're bitching at the woman who just made you way more famous than you ever earned the right to me. You gave me. No, I will say by the way, side note, I was working on my Nenian impersonation

like five days ago and I wound up like talking in my car and an attempted Nenian voice for like half an hour and I was like, I think I got it, but I think I've lost it again and I'm up like talking in my car and an attempted Nini voice for like half an hour and I was like, I think I got it, but I think I've lost it again and I'm really sad. Just wanna give an update. So before I like to humiliate myself with a Nini voice, I just want everyone to know that it is a work in progress and it will never be good.

It was just one of the, it's like the candy voice with the candy. The whole point of the candy impersonation is that you can never truly impersonate her, because her voice goes in so many different directions all at once, and that's the glory of it. And I think Nini is not far behind. Yeah.

Nini, I just can't, she's too annoying for me. If Nini ever returns to season one, Nini again, I would be glad to even give more shit about her in my sentences. I don't even know how to phrase it. I just really don't like Nini. I'm sick of her. I think she's an awful human being and we heard from listeners that she doesn't tip. So fuck off. That's not good. That's not good. Anyway, that they waited on her and she's an awful human being. She's mean to everybody and she doesn't tip. So fuck fuck off, you know, that's where I stand. Yeah. So, the women all relocate to a hotel, and now they're in two stories sweet, so they're much, much happier and she is like,

I think this is how she's really electrification. You got to start sweet, you got sweet, you got sweet, you got sweet, you got sweet? You got sweet? You got sweet? Marlo is so thrilled. She just immediately starts writing her trip advisor report She's like Five-day stars That got right up in my cracks That got right up in my cracks. Everyone on TripAdvisor is now imagining Marlo on a bidet, which has just completely ruined this hotel for everybody. So thanks for taking another hotel into bankruptcy, Marlo.

I like I am wondering how many outfits Marlo brought because she's trying so hard to make an impression on this show that literally she changes her look every like every hour. I mean because they all check in at around 11 a.m. and then two hours later it's 1 a.m. and they're starting to get their dinner. They're getting Kalamari and shrimp and all this and Marlow has a whole new look. I mean a bunch of them have changed their wigs. So that was kind of. Yeah, the webs on this show really are getting confusing because they're changing their weights every five minutes. And, you know, okay, so you know when you, they have those puzzles where they put the words down, but they jump all of the letters in each word, but you can still kind of read

the words. Yeah, words, grumble. Yeah, and you, but you can still read it like a normal thing because you're just used to sing the words a certain way. Oh, yeah, even read. It's like one of those, but I'm like, wait a minute. Words of the, you know, like I can't see them because they're all changing their wig so much.

It takes me a minute to just get settled. And I think that's why it feels like there's no consistency because I keep thinking it's a new cast of people every day I'm seeing. Hmm. It's like a physical chair for wigs. Yeah. Except none of them ever get their seat. Okay, so Shiree and Shemia are sharing a room.

And Tyrone is calling. Yeah. She's waiting for Tyrone to call. Shiree is waiting for Tyrone to call. And she's like, oh my god, it's like in high school where you just wait on my insure he's like, that's not true. You got her? So yeah. wait on my insurances like that's not true. You got her?

So yeah, she's like, that's not true as she's just they're waiting at two in the morning for a time to call. Maybe she just meant that in high school, people weren't calling her collect. Maybe she's just maybe no one like she's like, wait, wait, do people do is that what you do in high school? She's like no one ever called me. She never had any high school love. The pathos, so Tyrone and Folly does call,

so the women give her privacy. They're eating their calamari while she calls and while she speaks to Tyrone. And this is so funny because she's Shereya's talking about the villa and how it was like such a shitty, shitty villa that they had been saying. She's like, well, it definitely wasn't five stars, you know, and then I was playing the phone calls interrupted with this is a call from federal prison. You know

the editors just stuck that in there, you know, because like Shreya is talking about how she has her five star standards that the villa did not reach up to and she's talking to someone in prison, you know. And then they seem to have such a wonderful conversational relationship. He's like, so is not five stars a baby, not five stars. And she's like, no, not five stars. Well, what you've been doing. Well, we've been needing lots of seafood. Hmm. She's good. Huh? And she goes, he he goes shrimp lobster. she goes prawns fish I Prons yesterday I promise today

I'll probably there's more calamari later. I think seafood when you say you've been eating a lot of seafood Fish just kind of implied Surrey and then the the call to sayings up It's like the little robot lady on the prison phone It's like you know what this conversation's too boring, even for me. And so she hangs up on them and sure it goes, well, 15 minutes are up. And I'm like, well, again, you just got this job back, Sharay. She's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Like the prisons like listen, listen, listen,

this isn't fair. We're supposed to have a tough punishment. It's okay. All right, you get into solid. You're making a solitary look good. So, candy is deciding. Now she's gonna put a new spin on this, taking Budwa pictures for your husband

and she's gonna force Sharay into doing it while she's on her period for Ty Rotten Prison. And while just when you think they can't update Real Housewives trope, here comes Candy. Exactly, and she's gonna do this to pour Sharay after Sharay has just finished talking about like the mounds and mounds of shrimp. She's, she's eating over the course of the evening.

You know what she's like, like, Shiree has just done full Scrooge McDuck into a pile of shrimp, you know, just dove right into it, you know, and it's just like coming up, like doing these little, like, dolphin jumps through the shrimp. And Candy is like, see, now, right, let's get Shiree down some

poop drop photos of the shrimp. Oh. So are they still, I think they're still waiting for her. So Candy decides the now is when she's to have some drop photos of her shrimp. So are they still I think they're still waiting for her. So candy decides that now is when she's going to spring all this stuff on Neenie because candy you know what candy at this point has been through enough on this show that she's a lot to start some shit and let everybody else fight it out you know yeah because at this point it's either Neenie or her so she's like okay you fight it out my fight left. Yes okay Andy is like see now that road and he is like well let me tell you about her. She's like when again terrible me voice terrible terrible terrible I get it everyone I get it save the comments no you can comment you can you can thrash it it's terrible but she's like that was by way that wasn't even what my impersonation that I was working on sound like. That was just like me just, I was like,

let me try to imagine what Nini would do. She sounds just like blustery and loud. That was my version of being, that's what I sound like when I get blustery and loud. I'm like, listen Ronnie, you better quiet down over there. Angry Mickey Mouse. Well, one thing I noticed at Nini is that she, she starts getting more Southern. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit

angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit

angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be a little bit angry. I'm not going to be second I step off the plane and Nini gets like that when she gets mad. She starts getting her like southern drawl kind of back when she's speaking and it cracks me up because Kanti's like, Nini did, uh, talk. It's just with the room and Nini's like, why would I? I'm telling you what and never again, I have been married 20 years with my She's like I've never been out with Tyrone and candy's like Yeah, well because like Literally all can't do is like so Tyrone she's like listen, I've never dated him

We never had sex. I've been very happily America's whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa She's like that is your raised man that is not my man. It is not my friend. It is not my cousin It is not my insurance agent. It is not my tetris opponent. It is not my oil change man. It is not a and I'm like, She's like she got like real defensive and she's like I've been married for 20 years I'm like, okay, so this is some sheena Calculation to Europe because last time I checked we had to sit through an entire divorce and then entire like remarr getting remarried Well, that was just for a spin-off. I don't think it counts. It's a different math

Yeah, so Mimi you know that NeNe is guilty when she starts making a list of things that are not because NeNe, this is like classic NeNe to make not lists. Yeah. And then it cuts to the clip of her saying, well, he's a con artist or whatever. So the editors are reminding us why candy was instructed to start shit about this because NeNe put the bait in the water and now she's trying to squirm away, right? Yeah, exactly. And I like the way that the way she just like ends it was

she just turns the can. It was like, have a shrimp. That's how she gets shut it down. And Ava's like, wow, she's really defensive. I mean, that must mean something's really going on. Really, do you remember that you're still pissed off and defensive about the lesbian stuff that Shemeeye brought up? Exactly. I

Yeah, that's right. I feel like what was the real the real star of the scene with Cynthia who stands up and say, oh, chat. These low cashes chat. I'm like, now that's something I can get behind. is chat. I'm like now that's something I can get behind. It was like very reminiscent of De Simons getting up from De Andres low catches in Dallas. But you try to do it to me. I'm an old lady right now. You know that Cynthia went and reprinted at Kinko's all of those 50 cent bucket list things just so she could have get off a low couch checked off. Yeah bucket list sit on an abnormally low couch. Yeah the bucket list. Never check off the list. No couch. Get up from low couch.

Candy's like, now you're telling on yourself. Yeah, what's wrong with Tyrone? So now everybody's like, oh my god, so Neenie fuck Tyrone, which nobody ever said, okay? Well, it's no one ever said that. Tyrone, Tyrone never even said it. He just said, she better watch out what she says about me. Keep my name out of mouth. But he didn't really say that he fucked or anything like that. Yeah, Candy just wanted to know why

Neenie felt like some sort of way about Tyrone, why there was like weirdness at embele's, elephant room scene party, whatever that was. So she was just like, so what's going on Tyrone? Like what's the deal with you and like what, we're basically where do you land on Tyrone? And that's when he news was like, well, we haven't fucked. So that's what you're saying.

And it's just like whoa, whoa, whoa. She's like, we have not held hands. We have not shaken hands. We have not kissed. We have not hugged. We've not written each other cars. We have not shaken hands. We have not kissed. We have not hug. We've not written each other cars We have not seen each other at the food court. We have not been at the car wash at the same time. It's like, okay, we're not Facebook fans We're not my friends. We're not friends. They're friends. We don't call each other on Instagram. Yep.

When Mimi is making a list of stuff she didn't do, you know she did something because that was like classic fucking Mimi So Shere is like, girls, you're being too loud. This is not the hood. I'm like, you were just talking to your boyfriend from prison on collect. So yeah, exactly. And you know, that was not a cheap phone call to call from prison to Barcelona.

Also, do they need to, do they really need to have that conversation? I mean, like save the money. So Shere to just make production pay for it. Yeah, that's probably why she did it. She was like, listen, it's none of my time. So I'm like, the cameras are here, which means I don't have to pay for this call so Tyrone, you better call one in Barcelona.

Chief Vasheri. Yeah. So they're talking a little bit about that and then they drop it on her that they want to do this This photo shoot you know she really is a good Surrey really is a good sport to even do this. She's like I have my period. I'm tired. I look like shit I just ate 19 plates of shrimp And the matter of the two pounds of fish on her. Yeah, she's like like it's like it's bad enough that she doesn't want to do this

But like I think the real indignity is that she has to deal with Marlowe's styling. Marlowe's like, oh, you got some stuff I could put you into. It's going to be like a UPS box with like straps on it or something. But basically, so like Marlowe pulls her into the back to get to do the changing. And then even, even meanwhile, just goes, sits on the staircase and starts modeling. You know, I don't know why she was doing that. I mean, she was great at and starts modeling, you know. I don't know why she was doing that. I mean, she was great at it.

She's a model. But I liked the, the twinge of jealousy in Cynthia's eyes while it was happening. I just, I can't with two models. I can't. I just can't with Eva. She's like, look, I'm gonna show you how to do it. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Come out of here, please. Get out of here. Shere is not doing any of that, especially in leopard tites and Some bad what sort of like who's worth what it was this? Yeah, Mrs. Adams wig or whatever This got this like some sort of goth Situation I mean even even sure I was like I look like a thorough you got a

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She did, she looked terrible. And so now, so then, while she's getting changed into her like leopard goth moment, Cynthia now starts posing and she's like, I'm gonna do something that's not so in your face, that's a slutty and amateur chance. You know, I'm gonna do it. I was like, oh, okay. She's like, This is me staring at a lake with leaf blow in my hands. It's like, oh, good.

Took me a second. Took a second for that to I process. And then I came in, it processed. And my brain, like, lit up in flames in a great way. It's really hard to take sense. It seriously is a model when she's being so knee forward and she's got a big bruise on her knee. I don't think that this was really thought through. So now Marla's like, she's like, all right, Shre, we need to fix those cities. Yeah, I brought some duct tape.

I'm like, did you bring duct tape all the way from Atlanta? Is that allowed by the TSA? And she's like just putting on full on duct tape on Sherea's titties. I Love that she can bring duct tape, but I can't bring toothpaste like what the hell like what are terrorists more likely to use? Yeah, exactly Jesus so they so they do this and Whatever and mean these like oh look at candy with their camera and then it's obviously your production camera because it's got a little barcode sticker on it

So I can keep that. Oh, that's hilarious. I didn't even notice it. That's good. Good eyes Ronnie. Good eyes like who cares But I just thought it was really funny that meanie's jealous of the fancy camera that candy borrowed like meanie. Yeah Um, so in the next day And by the way, I think this whole this whole boot war seemed felt like it took 25 minutes. I was like, okay, let's move this along. Can we get to like something more interesting? Cause I have to say, I was totally bored during this entire scene. I was like, okay, food war or whatever. But it was like, it would have been better for been like two

minutes, but it was like, okay, really, 20 minutes in the show. And Shereya is still sitting on the staircase, not knowing what to do. And by the way, those photos were awful. They were awful. I'm sorry. Like they needed to give Shereya some better direction because Shereya, Shereya did not know what to do. And I was a little surprised because as she is a celebrity, I imagine she's done several photoshoots at this point. And she was like totally out of her element. She just did not like her legs were going weird angles. She was just... Yeah, it wasn't good. And why would you give?

Okay, the way that they were describing it, candy should have a prison outreach program. I'm sorry for the mic noise, guys, I'm re-adjusting. Candy should start a prison outreach program because everybody who goes to prison, candy's like, let's send them something. Let's make their life the easiest one, you know. And so this one, they're like, well,

she's like, how are you gonna look at my pictures in prison? And she goes, uh, Marlowe's like, well, Shere is like, how are you gonna look at my pictures in prison? And she goes, Marlowe's like, well, these days, they all have cell phones. My nephew is incarcerated. They sneak cell phones in there. I'm like, well, wait a bus to your nephew. And then Candy is like, well, don't worry.

We'll make sure he gets a phone or something to be able to see it. Do you know what's gonna happen? Every dude in jail is gonna be jerking off to Shere. If they do that. And be wanting to come after Shiree. It's like you guys are not doing your friend a favor. It's like, let's send some bait over to the catfish pond. You know, Jerk.

I also have to say these were not very good to our or good war photos. So like, it was like, she was mainly clothed. Like, I think she showed some upper clavicle, you know, so like, he could probably just email it to him and he can check on the prison computer. Yeah, it's very trick and trick on how to do it. It's like, it's very, it was very SFW, like, very, it was SFP, safer prison.

No, it was very NS, it was very DSW, which is a shoe warehouse in Texas. And also on whole little boulevard. It is. There's a deal. I got a belt pass. I have two pairs of shoes. Yeah, there's DSW in there. And not like, there's a few.

Oh, wow. Well, another whole place in my own town that won't have shoes in my size. That's great. Thanks. I feel great. Yeah. It was very DSW photos. So the next day, yeah, very just up your photos.

So the next day, they wake up at like 1 p.m. because they were up to like 4.30 a.m. just like partying and dancing. And Ken is like, now, right, there's a man. That's how my window's like, it's a window watch. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, okay, Ken, you come down. Don't like, there was a man in your room or there was a man cleaning your windows We just thought you were practicing a monologue Well Cynthia's walking around with like a water bottle she's swinging from it

And I was like girl you're drinking that like a coat 45, which is true. Cynthia was like holding it by like the neck and just like throwing it back like, yeah, I'm real tough. 50 cents getting drunk on my water. Yeah, I feel like Cynthia doesn't really know what character she's trying to be the season. And it's making me crazy.

So let me see, I'm fast-forwarding through a lot of this. Basically, we go through a conversation in two rooms. You've got candy, he's like, well, see, I was handed my ass last night when I brought up the road. And I guess they're talking with Shiree, right? Well, yeah, well, yes, because Shiree starts telling Saray about Nini's Tyrone freak out. And Candy starts doing a really funny angry Nini impersonation, which I really like. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa know, she was saying how Nini was like, I didn't, I wasn't, she's like, I don't know Tyrone.

I never been to Tyrone, I never dated Tyrone. And she goes, whoop, did it Tyrone? Whoop, did it Tyrone? It's a fine line between Shory and Tom Collicchio, by the way, fine line. I never dated Tyrone. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Well, Shory would be a good replacement for Tom.

I think I really mad at him on the finale. He was like, he could not get past it. Or is it too episode? It was just like, like, come down to him. It was like, it was. It was like Joe Ben. Good job, Ben. Is that the moment where he was just freaking out on them? And he's like, well, if this isn't going to work out, I'm going to bring people back from last year's kitchen because it was like some stupid thing that everyone was like fine with except for Tom.

He's like, well, no, you didn't have to. You called a beat. Carpet Joe, I don't know what it was. It was some stupid thing. you just could not get over. It would have been a good joke if I could have recalled it, but guess what? I couldn't. So they're so sorry because it was upstaged by Gail's anger

at the bread. If you're gonna give me toast, put some butter on it, or some oil. The one time Gail just gets furious. Like I've been thinking about that ever since. He's cracking me up. My God. So, um, so Sherei starts telling the Tyrone origin story, you know, how they all met. And it's really interesting because it really, it really goes back several years on this show. And Sherei starts telling about how many years ago Tyrone was putting together an event in Delhi

where he wants Sheree to comment and he got in contact with Sheree and was like, hey, can you get Kim and you need to come to Sheree and Sheree as I sure, so she called up Kim and was like, we're going to do this event with Sheree with Tyrone and Kim was like, sure, it sounds cool. And then when she asked me, me, me, me, me was like, let me get back to you and then apparently, Neenie went and started calling Tyrone. It was like, I want more money than the two of them. And if you can't give me more money, then lower their rates or whatever. So he basically started lower.

She was trying to lower Sharan Kim's rates and that really pissed off Sharae. And that's why. Which by the way is so true. And anybody who's watching Neenie for even five minutes on TV knows that that's fucking true. And she's still doing it to this day. We're not letting anybody get it get this paid as much as her. So then Shamia's like, well, did you and Neenie ever talk about it, which is L.O.L. and Dresl, like, oh, yeah, we did. And we got a flashback to six years ago with that infamous scene where they had an argument about Tyrone.

And of course, this is the famous scene where Nini was saying she's caching trump checks and everything and it's like it's those teeth, it's that face, all that stuff. I love when Shereka says, well Shereka is telling it like it's the nicest story and she was the calmest most rational friend ever which is hilarious. But she's also not making Nini sound too crazy which means Shereka is really making an effort in this friendship which is kind of rare. Like that's kind of new for Shere. It's a very, very grown-up version of Shere, we're getting this time around. And so I was very proud of Shere, and I was cracking up the way that she's

telling it so nicely, even the phone. She goes, well, you know, I did tell her to fix her teeth, which she did, and that the quiet, beautiful. The Kray now. Yeah, that was, there's like some light supportive shade. And then Sharay is telling a story and she basically is saying how like, you know, they get Tyrone on the phone to get to the bottom of it. And immediately, you know, Nini starts overtaking Tyrone and saying how like Nini is saying, I never talked to Tyrone, I never talked to me directly, it was my people, Yada, Yada, Yada. And she's just trying never talked to Tyrone. I never talked to me directly. It was my people, yada, yada, yada. And she's just trying to overpower Tyrone.

And then Tyrone eventually is able to get his word and edwides. And Tyrone's like, no, I spoke to you this time. I spoke to you that time. You spoke to me. Tyrone says that he spoke to me. She spoke to my, this she spoke to that. And that's when Neemie changes the narrative.

And it's like, well, whatever, I have a lot of money. I don't need that extra money. I got Trump checks. I got Trump checks, whatever. So she changes her story. And they're like, yeah, that's exactly basically what she did last night, which is like, well, whatever, I have a lot of money. I don't need that extra money. I got Trump checks. I got Trump checks, whatever. So she changes her story. And they're like, yeah, that's exactly basically what she did last night, which is like goes through a list of all stuff, as you mentioned, Ronnie, and then denies things and gets super defensive.

And ultimately, and then, you know, Sherey then says, because of this fight six years ago, they didn't see each other for four years afterwards. And now they're in a good place. But nonetheless, Shrego's, well, the face may have changed, but the rest of personality didn't. Yes, because now they're freaking her out because she's like, wait a minute, I thought we were fine. I didn't even bring this up to fight about it with Nini. Like, that's how much I'm respecting this. So what's going on? And all the girls are just surrounding both of them and they're getting them riled up and I have to say these two deserve it. Okay, both of these two and I love some Saray, but these two both deserve it. Saray has started so much shit. She's been back with her bone collecting shit.

Neenie's the worst. So it's so funny that the girls are getting their revenge by just starting all of this shit. That's really nothing. Like no one said anything. But you know, it is so good. But if Kenya more were there, Kenya more would be like, I don't like this negativity hanging over the group. Let's just squash. Just meanie, will you come in here?

And then she would have caused World War three between them. And that's kind of what we needed. I'm sorry. Um, well, can't be sorry. Well, candy tried. Candy did try. Have to hand it to Candy. It's probably got like side track by a shrimp on the edge of the ice. See?

Now, there you go. Oh, right. Then they sent Ava in there to try with Mimi and Mimi is like, do not. Here is a man I will talk about. Greg leaks. That is my husband. And we can talk about Greg leeks. That is my husband and we can talk about Greg leeks I do not know this man. I do not he does not garden for me. He does not sing for me He does not pack my clothes. He does not go Jesus here. She does again with her not list

Exactly so then the women after finally finishing their shrimp They So then the women, after finally finishing their shrimp, they pile into a van and they're going to go touring around and everything. And in the vans, and he's like, Ciao! I could hear in sirens last night. It was on my bucket list. I was like, here are three sirens. And I was like, check, check, check. And they're like, he's sirens in Spanish. Yeah, El Sirenito. So we find out that, you know, that they're there in the middle of, there was this huge Catalonia and Sessession Crisis. I don't know if it's not, it's obviously not over. It's been like an ongoing thing for years and years, but basically Catalonia wanted

independence and then like the government was like, you cannot vote or whatever, something like that. But what was hilarious was listening to the way, that way that we were trying to describe what was going on, which was not much better than what I just did. But they were like, so apparently there's this thing, there's like a crisis, the government's being really mean and this protest and it's not cool. And basically there's a lonely cat.

I was like, no, it's Catalonia. Oh, so, okay, Catalonia, they're building human towers and like mad because there's like a board game called Castell. It's like making light of their human towers. And Cynthia's like, I didn't do it. This is a my fault. No one's blaming you for Catalonian independence protests. Okay, Cynthia. I know. I was like, that's kind of like, I see what the Joker going for, but like it's a little bit of a stretch. Like wait a second. Cynthia Bailey, did you start a manifesto

that went viral in Catalonia, that urged people to protest for their independence? This show really is tone deaf. I mean, they bring them first of all to here. Okay, then they put them in a house that they're all gonna hate and they have to move. Then they send them first of all to here. Okay, then they put them in a house that they're all gonna hate and they have to move. Then they send them in the streets with the protesters who are protesting the rich ass government

and they're sending the people in the streets in fucking Mercedes vans. Are you people crazy? I don't know if Mercedes vans have the same prestige in Europe as they do here, though, to be honest. If you go to Germany, OK, now it looks like a governmental parade because it's three of them right in a row.

You know what I mean? Going right through the protests. Wouldn't they think that the government just start overturning them? That doesn't seem like the planning was very good on this trip. I think they probably could have seen Mar seemed like Marlow in like a clown costume to the window like, let's just like knock us down a little bit. This is a segment I like to call Ben speaks out of his ass and in this segment, I'm going to talk about how I believe I seem to remember hearing that someone said, or maybe I read

it or whatever, but like since Mercedes are obviously German cars, whatever, they're not as extravagant of an import in Europe, so they're not as... But this is, I do want to remind you that I'm saying this as part of my segment, Ben talks out of his ass, so it could be totally false. But to our European listeners, we have listeners in Finland, and all of the place in place Finland I should say not Finland Way in our Mercedes-Based just in Europe as well I'd like to know is ham more prestigious how did ham get more prestigious over there? Because they go to a place called that one experience. I was like we just saw a full Neenie scene

Okay, if anybody needs to look at aged ham anymore, it's not me. I've just, I've had my fucking fill in it, okay? And this is coming right after Cynthia was like in your lipstick, candy, you know? So there's already, there's already the, ham is in the air, okay? Yes, yeah, Cindy, Cindy.

Cynthia's, yeah, coming out to candy again. And candy's like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Okay, candy starts doing her she does like a big version of her skeptical laugh she has I can't get the left Anyway, Jomon experience. Oh, the Hamone experience. So, ladies like, hello ladies.

Best place in Barcelona to know the world of Ham. I was like, oh my God, you don't know who you are bringing into your shop. So, of course, they're all like, oh my God, Ham is disgusting. And Cynthia is like, is it a delicacy child? Oh, Cynthia, bucket list, Cynthia bucket list, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia. Oh, my God. This is true. The ham really was on her bucket list. Who's Jemmung? I mean, no, I of course was jealous because I mean, Jemmung, Spanish

ham is like, it is like, it's like world famous. So the fact that they were just like, like, being like, ill, I mean, come on ladies. Well, at first I thought that for the hand. Like my ham shaming. Come on ladies, get with the aged ham movement. Yeah. Listen, you can only have so much shrimp. All right, it's time to have some ham.

To be fair, I will say, I can understand being a little gross out because they were carving it off of like the, you could see like the hoof. I should need to take the hook and like so I can see that's that's very visceral to like shave meat off of a leg But it's jam on it's delicious. Come on. I First I was Some I was where I used to work in my band talks out of his ass

Second I have not closed the segment yet. So. I was cracking up because at first I felt really bad because I'm so embarrassed. You know, it's like here's the American scene where the Americans embarrass us all when they're out of the country. And they're like, ugh, he's damn gross.

And they're totally grossed out and I'm embarrassed. But then they showed Pablo and he's someone who works there She's like Pablo at the care of you and then one of those like oh Pablo You have very gorgeous eyes and then he was equally as afraid. It's like they were he was afraid of this age tab as they were of his So I thought yeah, what finally it's fair. It's finally a fair fear. It's finally a fair thing. Yeah, they were like, oh my god, it's finally happening. The age of prison, they've risen and have come to take over. They're come to reclaim what's theirs. The age of shames are here. We never should have been doing this all these years. Rise of the robots. So the sorret candy and shemiya go out to a different dinner.

Wait, wait, but I just want to say, like, Neenie was doing the most to look gross out. She's like, ew, she's like, it's, it's, it's ham. Basically, it's ham and she's probably had a million times on top of splits. And she was just acting so extra. And she was like, come on, Neenie, don't act like you ain't sucked on Old Neep before. Hey, Greg. I know it's funny when they say charade never talks. We get to come from I guess she doesn't really talk that much in the group, but she is so funny on her.

Her diary rooms. So I guess I just don't notice. So let's see. Yes, so now, so now as you were saying, candy sharan should me go off to another restaurant. Although not before candy makes just, it's not really funny. I feel like we have to document every time candy makes a weird noise. It's just,

yeah, so they go to candy sharan should me go to another restaurant because there's some weirdness between Shrine and Eany. So they go somewhere else and to me, I guess chicken wings and spaghetti. I was like, okay, really? He's in that Barcelona experience. That was hilarious. And she's like, lemadrops, no sugar. So they're talking about basically the protests in the streets and stuff. They're like, I don't know about that. Wait, did somebody just get shot? No, I don't know about this.

And candy goes, candy goes, I don't need the purge. Yeah. First of all, there's like a siren goes by. They hear a siren and they're like, oh my god. They're like the purge is happening. And that's all that happens, just the siren. And this damn show, we haven't, it hasn't been on for two weeks because of the Oscars.

They made it seem like these ladies went out and wandered into the protest, into the riots, or whatever, and all they're doing is eating chicken wings and spaghetti, and they hear a siren, that's all that happens. That is their relation to the Catalonian independence movements. that happens. That is their relation to the Catalonian independence movement.

Oh, so back at we're crosscutting between these two things, but I guess there's no more experience. Back at the common. Back at the common experience. Even Neenie and Cynthia and Marla, everybody else basically is talking. And even it's like, well, when Tyrone came up, girl, you wore us out. I didn't realize you and Shiree became friends again. I didn't realize that you had all this trouble in your friendship and then you just recently became friends again and she's trying to gossip with her friend

because supposedly they're friends, which we know they're not. Right. And Nini is just like, you want to talk about a man, talk about Greg Leaks because I have been Mrs. Greg Leaks for 20 years. I'm like, again, divorced mass. Also. It's like everything was like, hey,

do you think you want some more, Hamon? I don't know, because I've been Mrs. Leaks for 20 years. Wait, what? You guys ready to act like that? I'm going to go to a bar. Well, you want to talk about a man, talk about Greg Leaks. That's what I got to say

I would like to order a side of potatoes leaks, which is Greg leaks because that is the only man I will be ordering off this menu. Okay, the way there's like Do you need some more water? I would like a black bottle of flat leaks flat Greg Flat Greg is what I know while we're here in Europe, we should check out the Rome. I hear it's beautiful. Well, if you were going to talk about the Rome, we're going to talk about a real man. Greg Lee. I need to take time. I said, the Rome. Yeah, so Tyrone and then NeNe, of course, just starts.

She just goes so far with her lies. She goes, Tyrone, I don't even know this person. Hell, I know nothing about this fool. And then she puts really big in the diary room. This happened BS. That is before Shuh Ray. And they put it up in caps letters above her. Her hands, which is funny, because she's like, I do not have any desire to speak on anything 10 years ago, 7 years ago, 5 years ago, 3 years ago, 2, a week ago,

18 years ago, a Bible ago, and Eon ago, five years ago, three years ago, two, a week ago, 18 years ago, a Bible ago, an Eon ago, a century ago. I don't want to speak on it if it was 19 days ago. I'm like, okay, so you fucked Tyrone is basically what you're saying. So basically, you doesn't want to talk about anything that happened five years ago, seven years ago, unless you happen to have mentioned her name on Dish Nation, in which case, yes, she'll just go go off on it. Like, and then higher. See you said.

It's funny how that works. But to be fair, and you need a pretty good clap back, which is like, is disrespectful to mention Tyrone, someone from my past, just how is disrespectful for people to ask about your past, Eva? And Eva's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, well, everyone agreed that was probably disrespectful, but it's also disrespectful of you to tell everybody that Sareree's boyfriend is a con man, you stupid cow, you're the one who started it. Although, although it's not necessarily wrong, I believe. Well neither was questioning Eva and neither is questioning Neenie. You know, Neenie's trying to say, oh, you can't bring up this guy and it's disrespectful to bring him up. You brought him up and you said he was a con man.

No one even had to know that you knew him, Neenie. You were the one who told everybody that you knew him. Yeah, twice. Yeah, exactly. So now we, it's the next day. And some of you guys doing some Neenie's makeup. And we're back at breakfast. It's like we got from one meal to another.

Now it's like, it's breakfast. Marlow's complaining. She's like, I don't like this breakfast. It's cold. I'm like, it you should be so happy you're on this free trip. Relax. She's basically like the first of the three bears. Cold. Isn't that Goldilocks? No, the bear, oh, no, aren't the bears. The ones who say one says it's too cold, one says it's too hot, and one says it's just right. I think that was Goldilocks, you did that, because this isn't the whole thing that Goldilocks comes in, and the first one she's like too cold, and then too hot, and this is just right, and then this bed is too big, and this one's just right, and she goes to sleep, and the bears come back, and like, what the fuck am I eat for?

Isn't that how it goes, or am I- Oh my god, do they kill Goldilocks at the end? So... I mean, you just totally changed my whole view on Goldilocks. I'm pretty sure I mean Goldilocks is like the original white privilege. Let's be honest okay. Let's be honest. I don't want to look it up now. So original the original little girl privilege. Okay I'm on Wikipedia this is important because honestly Goldilocks is more interesting than anything that's happening on this episode. Okay.

Okay. So the original tell tales of a badly behaved old woman, old woman. Oh, wow. Who enters the forest from three bachelor bears while they are away. Okay. So already it's, I thought it was like a dad mom would. That's a fucking cougar now. I love it.

So she sits in their chairs. This is the original. The original one was those three guys and like a dad mom. That's a fucking cougar now. I love it. So she sits in their chairs. This is the original. The original one was those three guys and like a cougar. Yeah, it's basically Sonya Morgan going into going into Somaltaus and Fire Island basically. So she sits in their chairs. She eats some of their porridge and sleeps in one of their beds. When the bears return and discover her,

she starts up, jumps in when Noah is never seen again. So she comes, no one ever sees her again so we have to imagine that you know that's what happened right. Okay okay so it's Marla Marla was Goldie Lex and she's not a bear she's like this one's too cold this one's too hot this one's a bit too oh fuck yeah. Yeah. This was the day. Oh fuck yes. Yeah. She's just sitting on a bowl of porridge when the bear's coming back home. Okay, so now Cynthia is like, what I really wanted to do, girls, you know, I know it seems like a lot, but you only turned 50 once. Like since when you've turned 50 90,000 times on this show, I know happy 50th of every union. They did the first episode was about it.

And it's been about this every fucking episode since Cynthia. Yeah. Yes, Cynthia. Yeah. She's is. So but before the, the, the, the forest she makes this whole big announcement, though, and he needs starts going off on the charade a little bit lately because she's not She's not, Nini's not a charade because charade knew about the Roach video aka the Waterbug video. Oh, to be fair, it was not a Roach, but

Nini, Nini's now mad because charade knew about Brielle's video long before Barcelona and Nini's like, you know, the least charade could have done was, you know, pull me aside and say, hey, there's this video. Oh yeah, you're such a good fucking friend. I'm like, but I'm like, this is not a sex tape. Okay, like some like, you know, stupid girl, some like stupid like 21 year old girl would have been a stupid 20 year old boy to if it had been a boy, I would have said the same same thing I'm not trying to be sexist, but some stupid twit Like took a video of a bug like why would like charade? Why would this matter enough for charade to be like just so you know

Someone took a video of a bug in your bathroom like of course you wouldn't Let's do another it's another example of Neenie not even being grateful for what people do for her You know she's very ungrateful. Sherei knowing about it means that Sherei told Kim, don't post that. And Sherei didn't bring it up. And Sherei brings up every little thing to get people in trouble. That's her kind of the point of what she does on the show.

To not bring it up and to tell Kim, to not post it. Fuck you. Sherei's already done a lot for you and you're spitting in her face and you deserve whatever you fucking get from this woman. I'm sorry I'm so mad, but she's a horrible human being and I'm really getting sick of even watching her get her off my TV. Maybe you know what I've been nice of Nini if Tyrone is a con artist maybe Nini should

have pulled Shearay aside and said hey before you get into this relationship Tyrone's a con artist and you should really be careful. How about that? I think that's probably a bigger like that's a better friend gesture than hey just so you know there's a snapchat video of a bug in your house So and then me me also she's herself she shoots herself on the water bug again. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Go ahead I was doing a bit and you just talk right over me. I'm so sorry. I heard a pause and I was going to completely keep rallying on Neenie.

It's fine. No, it's fine. It's over. No. No, now you're been sober and now my rallying on Neenie's over. So now we're both unhappy. I'm going to be like Goldilocks and jump out the window and you're never going to hear from me again. Full there. There. No, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were still going, babe. It's okay. It was only my voice talking. There was no way for you to know that I was still talking unless you listen. You gave me a pause. I started and then you started again. You know, Ronnie, I love you. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just shading you. I know, I'm flinging.

I'm sorry, babe. It was really, it was like an incomparable. It was like literally the most, the dumbest, I don't even, I actually don't even remember what the bit was at this point. I think I was just like, gonna go on about something about a cockroach. It's like, literally not.

I was just gonna say that Nini shooting herself in the water bug again, because no one's even talking about this. Neenie is the one bringing up the goddamn roaches him her house again. If you don't want people to talk about it, stop talking about it, stop bringing it up, you idiot. If someone showed a video of a water bug

or any sort of bug, by the way, it didn't look like a water bug either, I still maintain it was an Antwood wings, which though like a queen ant, right? And so Ben's still talking about his ass about bugs. But either way, if someone showed that sort of bug in my house, let's say you came over and you posted on Snapchat, look at this bug I saw in Ben's house. I'd be like, okay, that's kind of like a dick move, but I also been like, oh, well, I killed it. It's over. I don't know. I just don't think it was like, it's like, I don't think it's, yes, she's making too much of it. It's like, what is she thinking? That's just how this, why is this the thing that she's gonna put all her firepower into,

like clearing her name of like that there were some bugs in her house? And by the way, when you live in a house, bugs get in, it's like not, it's not like, it's not a condemnation of your personal like crumliness. It's just, it's what happens, they're bugs. Well, if they're not talking about the bugs,

they're gonna be talking about how she fucked Tyrone. So I guess I can see where she's coming from. So Cynthia is like, I've decided to get everybody away from the city for a while. We're going to be in the van for an hour and a half. And I was like, oh geez, why is anybody letting Cynthia plan anything? She brought you to Spain. She put you in that house. She took you to eat raw aged ham and now she's taking you out to the goddamn middle of nowhere to do Lord knows what Yeah, well to be fair They did get to sniff flowers at one point this episode. That was pretty exciting. It was like this montage with a Like fading to black over music like ooh, it's a day in Barcelona. They found flowers and they're smelling them

Wow, we so this is where they go to Cynthia's 11 night tour. Yeah, because you only turn 51s and this time when I'm 50 out today at 50 15 18 100 days and I've been 50. I just want to talk about 11 nights. So I've bought 99 cent candles from the Dollar Tree and We're gonna say nice things about each other on a very stony beach Yeah, exactly so they get on the bus again Because why not like it's we almost have not had enough bus slash band times So I'm glad we got back there again and she was like all right if anyone wants to Share something positive like a song or a poem Two free two so he's like oh well

See now songs I wrote a song or a poem to free choose okay he's like oh well I see now songs I read a song and the song is like I'm good on you get away from me I don't want to hear you boys cuz I'm good on you it's like why you fucking with me again why you talking shit about me again I'm like hey you're really getting over this Porsche thing basically it sounds like a Porsche. you're really getting over this Porsche thing. It's basically a son of a Porsche. It's like, child, I love you and you're more times a bit. All of us combined, but that wasn't about love and life. That does not get checked out for my eyes.

50s in the bucket list. You didn't even have the word Fiddy in there. So you never just said fit. There would be work. So they go and they have to say really nice things about each other and of course she makes Shamiya say something nice about Eva and Eva say something nice about Shamiya. She's like, okay Would all the ensemble please come to the front shot? Since that's all that's left on this show, okay, good the caterer. I give a candle to the caterer and

Bus driver you get to say something to So they're saying nice things and then Marlowe starts to say something candy. She's like well candy. I have to say Just like the ex this morning. You're pretty cool And then like Tenday goes and like adjust something I'm mostly don't a drug by speech. He's like your titty was showing Yes, you have to cover up her boob. Even was the best one because she had to do it to Simea. And she's like, I'm just getting to know Messy Mia.

Since 11 light, I'll find something besides, you're pretty to say to her. Like, has anybody else ever said anything other than that to you? Like, she's not up you hypocrite. So she's like, well, Shimea, I didn't appreciate the shade. I think it's whack and tired and sad and childish. Sad and childish. It's like commercial break. I was like, okay, well, can't wait to see how this turns out.

Can't wait to see how two of the friends have resolved this issue. So, then we come back and she's like, yeah, I thought the shade was tiresome and sad and childish, but you're really beautiful. So anyway, and she was like, oh, thank you. That was so sweet of you. Thank you so much. I'm gonna give you a hug.

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She's bringing the country together. It'd be like, wait a second. We're so focused on how we should be independent, we should be focused on getting this dress out of our country. So of course, Cynthia gives Mimi to herself so she can kiss Mimi's ass somewhere. Then they all hug and like, candles and shit and candy's laughing like a seagull. And I put five exclamation points on that because it finally makes sense what she sounds like. I was like, that's what it is. At least in this, she's like, it was like, oh my god, I've heard you at the pier.

I love you. So Candy goes, Cynthia gets in the water. She's like, Levin, I chat. So then she gets in the water and starts rubbing water all over her boobs. Yeah. And Candy goes, hmm, this doesn't seem like a baptism to me. It just seems like a whole bath. Yeah. Which is what it was. It was like Cynthia was just like lately washing some stuff

off of her chest. So perfect. I have to say, so it was funny because there was a candle for Portia. Did you mention that? The candle for Portia? No. I got distracted by something. So, Neenie got to do the candle for Portia. And the derbytending that Portia just died in some terrible bus accident.

Yeah, and Candy's like, Candy's saying how she's trying to like not be vindictive anymore to Portia. She's like, say no. Portia, it's not that deep anymore. I guess we could let it go. I don't want to let it go, fuck her. Ah! Ah! Ah!

She's just joking. But what I thought was interesting was Cynthia did a candle for Portia, because even Portia wasn't there, it was important for them to do, she's still part of the group, and it's important Cynthia did a candle for Portia because even if Portia wasn't there it was important for them to do, she's still part of the group and it's important to do a candle for Portia. Guess who didn't get a candle? Kenny Moore. No candle for Kenny. Yeah, bye, Bates.

But I'll tell you one thing. And you know that Kenny is definitely out of the picture because Cynthia reaffirmed her love for Nini. She's like, well, Cha, now that Kenya seems to be leading the show, I better go to Yoptsonini again. So, Lini, you're the best. I've always loved you. You're the best friend I've ever had and you're the coolest and like, let's be besties for now on. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To Grroth. To think this is one of their worst cast trips they've ever had. I'm sorry to be negative. I don't mean to be a negative person.

I was pretty negative at the top of the show. I try to be into things, but this was a pretty bad cast trip by Atlanta. Yeah. Well, you never know what Atlanta because they'll have like five or six weeks where you're like, why am I watching this? And then they just pop off and go crazy for three weeks. You know, come on, God, this is the best that they've ever made.

Well, we got to hope. Looks like Kim's back next week. Oh my God, Kim. If you don't want people to, just why are you worrying about me? Why don't you worry about the bugs in your house? I just love that we've got a housewives season long arc about bugs.

I mean, yeah, we're back. Thank you. I love Bravo. So that brings us to the arc about bugs. I mean, we'll back. Thank you so much. I love Bravo. So that brings us to the end, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with Vanda Bumperu. Oh my God, so good. Bye everyone. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download

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