Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Bad Vibes

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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over on Spotify. And today is a New York City episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. I know it's the second it's it's part two of their New York City Odyssey to see Candy's play on Broadway. But we are we're picking up in the it feels like this just been like a month since the show is on, but it's only been off for one week, it's off the same week that we were off for take a seat. But where it's they won, they're in New Jersey having dinner, and Sheree has basically just told Ralph that this assistant Anthony has going around telling him that telling people that Ralph is gay.

So we're sort of in that space, and when we start the episode. We were kind of like gearing up for that all over again. Shere shows the text to prove it and I was cracking up because the The text says Sheree Harpo who dem folks which love it. I love a little color purple worked into a controversial text on it. So he replied Dennis and Drew's baby daddy husband. I got more scope on him too. Yeah, he said he has more scope and I think that means scoop, but it could also mean he was using mouthwash and got scope Not really sure, but he had already told me that you were gay and Ralph's like what gay You me gay baby the power power of

happy pride month everybody happy yeah happy pride bravo you know fear of the gays yeah outing yeah so he's and then so he like does this big fake smile. Like, I'm totally not bothered by this whatsoever. We know he's furious. So, um, yeah, I think I'm saying furious, which was kind of a nice change. I think Ralph, like, understands what a compliment that is.

Like, with someone's like, your husband works out where his tight shirt and is really hot. I think he's gay. I think we're finally starting to understand that this is a compliment. Yeah, that's true. So he just brushes it off and Drew's like, but she raised still being messy.

And Kenya's like, how? Shredding even repeat what she said. And Sanya's like, Kenya's like, how, Shred didn't even repeat what she said. And Sania's like, she's like, no, I feel like your anger is directed in the wrong place right now. And so basically this is like, and we see it this episode, that's Sania. It's like, oh my God.

Sonia officially turned to this episode. She officially is like, I'm done with Drew, okay? I tried for two weeks with Drew, because you guys made me be her friend and I'm not some sucker who's gonna have to be here pretend to be her friend now no no no I know and know thank you I'm not going to be stuck with this sinking ship okay I am starting the separation right now yeah and she's like come on Drew you know the Anthony was being messy like that's just ridiculous And she's like, come on Drew, you know the Anthony was being messy. Like that's just ridiculous. And Drew's like, well, that's true. I'm not gonna deny that he's being messy. And she's like, then it's your job to cut ties

with him. What you need to do is get rid of toxic people immediately. You do not just let toxic people walk all around your life. You see their toxic and you get rid of that lady, okay, you're going too far now. If we don't got rid of toxic people, we'd have to cancel Bravo, okay? Let's stop short of the get rid of toxic people, okay? That's true. Just find a reduced capacity for them. That's all. So, yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so I want to put my neck out there for Drew, but like, then I'm side-eying her because of the things that she's saying I just don't rock with. So then Marlowe's like, Drew, were you wrong? And she's like, Shreya, I apologize if I misstep in how I brought the information. Drew. So Shreya's like, are you gonna apologize for putting your hands on my face? And she's like, well, okay, now

I will apologize that I put my hands in your face and I will work on that. Can I get a high five? A real high five? A real one? And I get a real high five? I'm rough side- I just a whole I talk with my hands by the way. She goes, I talk with my hands. That's the thing I talk with my hands. Well, you're about to start talking with your elbows, because your hands are going to be smashed right off your wrists. Do you understand? Okay. Yeah.

I'm just confused how my name got put into all this. It's really like, well, it wasn't just you, we like Anthony talked about, like a lot of people, a lot of people. Yeah, you're just the gay one. So I was like, well, when we had the conversation, she didn't even tell me anything about this other stuff. So I know that she wasn't being too messy. And she was like, yeah, you know, what you did is you went and told Candy what you thought

was my business. And that's what made it wrong. And she was like, yeah, but when I went to candy and candy did I not say this? Candy said, yeah, you said, what should I do? And she was like, okay, but candy, you're also supposed to be my friend. And instead of coming to me, you went to those two and then it came back to me. And that's not cool either. And candy's like, well, that is true. And everyone just laughs. She doesn't even try to deny or anything. She's like, well, that is true. I'm gonna be off the track. And everyone just laughs, because it's like, she doesn't even try it at night or anything.

She's like, yes, that is true. And everyone's like, well, that's how you do it and everything. And she's like, well, I was wrong. There's nothing else I can say. And so she apologizes, but Shreya still, like, Shreya doesn't think it's like that since he's here. So she's still sort of like sleeping with one eye open metaphorically speaking. And then,

guys, this has been too long without an emotionally abusive man. So that's like, can you check her texts? Okay. So she does. And Marlo's like, if that's Mark, don't let it bother you. Don't let it, but it's Mark. She's bothered. It's Mark. Yeah. brother you don't let it but it's mark she's bothered it's mark yeah and so basically um like Kenya's pissed because they set up a time where she would

hand over Brooklyn and then he was gonna bring Brooklyn back to Kenya and now he wants Kenya to come to him which means that you'd have to cross the bridge and go all over there and I leave the scene that she's shooting and so she's really pissed off justifiably so because this guy is such a piece of shit, of course you would pull that maneuver. She's going to have to cross two bridges. Also, it's well into dinner service. So this guy is fucking lying. Yeah. I have to go to work. Excuse me sir, it's like towards the end of dinner service. No. Yeah, no. This is, this is, he just was being lazy right now. So Marl is like, he's evil. So, um, it's kind of like, it's kind of like, this isn't a bullshit I've been dealing with for the past four years, um, which sucks. But also like, why did you marry this guy after like a

week? This guy's been nothing but terrible, a terrible, terrible, terrible decision. Yeah, so, so you know, she complains about him some more, I can't with the mark story. Like, I'm officially sick of, I mean, I've been sick of it for a long time, but I'm sick of it. Yeah, so she's like, you know, I'm just trying to let you see your child, you know, I say, like,

I'm coming to shoot, convenient for me take the child I just don't understand and so candy's like well at some point you're gonna have to step back and let him take initiative And want to see the child, you know, and she's like no, it's a mother. I just can't do that. I can't do that Fathers and still self-esteem in their daughters or like thereof They also still a lot of bad daddy issues in daughters. Have you seen the match? Larette or the match rather? That's what that was my thought too. I'm like this guy is such a piece of shit. Like you you're made like you want me to believe that Brooklyn is going to be gleaning positive qualities from Mark. I mean, this guy is toxic to like the barista at Starbucks. I'm sure like everyone is damaged. You encounter him. Like, I think it's probably for Brooklyn's mental health

to actually be away from this guy. He's like a narcissistic asshole. Yeah. So she's like, well, I just need to make sure, you know, I mean, I understand where she's coming from. Like, you want your kids and other dad. Like, I understand that. But he does still have to make an effort because the kids going to see that, you know, if he's not making the, if it's always the mom trying to, she's going to feel like she's being forced upon the dad. There's just so many issues right here in this pot. Well, I'm sure they, it might, I mean, I don't know. I'm not a psychologist, but like I would maybe think that that might instill a value system

where you think that like you have to be the one to go and like fix and do all this stuff and like you have to make the effort and the guy doesn't like I think it could actually set a really bad precedent. But I don't know, I'm not a psychologist who knows, but that's my pops like I'll just speaking. I think your pops like I just reflect. Your parents are at fault for everything and when you're a parent you were at fault for everything.

So good luck. You can make whatever choice you want to. It's still your fault at the end of the day. Oh, hugs! Parent hugs. So back at the table, Sonia is asking about Tyrone, is he gonna come to see Shiree? And she's like, well, it's just that he has an ankle bracelet.

And that means that he can leave, but he can only go 100 miles. And Candy's like, okay, so we're going to have lunch. She's like, yeah, with an 100 miles. Okay. So we can't get on the ferry. So if anybody wanted to go to Nathan's hot dog and maybe take a trip to Staten Island, we can't do that.

But we can go as far as mid-down. So yeah. can go as far as mid-down. So. Yeah. And then Marlow, she starts, they're just like talking and Marlow starts telling, they're saying how, Sonny is saying how the trip is up to a good start. And then Marlow is saying, like, yeah, well, everyone's listening to Rich Elder or everyone should listen to each other and he's like, oh, and Candy, by the way, let me give you an opinion on this. I just feel like with you, the sex stuff is getting way too out of hand. I understand your business and Candy's looking at her like, wait, what did I do?

Why are you coming for me with my sex stuff all of a sudden? Yeah, she's like, you're wanting us to walk around with stuff in our Gucci. Candy tells us, oh, lighten up, Marlow, you're used to your Gucci buzzard. Okay, Mike, this is Marlow. We're talking about I'm with I'm with marlo on this like I think it's totally crazy that she's like everyone walk around with a vibrator and your panties all day long and other people are gonna are gonna set them off like I think that is a big ask even amongst close friends even if your kuchi is probably already one of those square things from tables when you know that your table is ready at a restaurant.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But also it's just too much of Candy's plugging everything. It's like we're on a trip to plug your Broadway play that you're talking about the whole time while you're plugging your badge business, which we're talking about the whole time. You know, it's like too much. Too many pledges. It's too much.

You've got more plugs than Drew. And Candy's like, well, first of all, it's a fun game. I'm like, maybe for you, because you're into this stuff. But for other people, they may be like, this is, this is like, this is like way too personal, you know. So Marla was like, she's like, you know, Todd, you know, well, you know, Todd said, I want it more. So you said your sex life isn't the best, because you start coming for candy over that. And Ken, he's like, how about you start talking?

How about that before you tell me what I need to do with my sex life? I'm like, well, everybody, just trust each other, believe in each other. I know I'll send you my invoice for marriage counseling. Cash app, cash app, can you don't worry, I'm only going to charge you half. So now, everybody's getting ready, time to get ready. And I guess this morning, and Rouse working out, and Kenya's asking Brooklyn about time

with her dad, and he took her to get ice cream. So you know, this is when dad's really just can always win. You know, all you have to do is be the one to get ice cream. It's really all you have some easy jobs, sir, at this point. Yep. And then Candy's meeting with people like the executives on her play.

And it was just really funny. There's this guy Rick there, who's like the head of publicity. And he's so the head of publicity because he's basically doing up like a press conference for all the viewers. And so he's like, here's the thing. Usually we're sitting here and the show is open and you kind of know, is it happening or is it not happening?

And let me tell you something, it is happening and it's incredible every single person in the entire country wants to buy a ticket. It's official and it's happening. It's official. And it's happening. As, as happily, he's like, listen, you know who's coming to this at Liana and Texas? That's who's coming to this. And you know when New York comes back,

not until people travel here, you, ma'am, are bringing New York back. It's a major, major story, candy beris, the new mayor of New York. You will go down in history as the person who's saved New York City. Thank you, candy. Thank you. Is there anything you can't do? You vote with one or two squeezes on your badge, egg, which is hooked into the voting

system. So, Kenya and Sonia are walking along the streets and talking about how much they love New York And Sonja is like, oh, yeah, I was here seven years because Ross played for the Giants and Kenya's like oh I didn't know he did that I thought he owned the discount stores, you know where they put things on the ground No, that's Ross dressed for last Who are you? My husband won the Super Bowl. Oh, but he, I thought he was a chauffeur. Well, he has that too.

I don't understand. Let's go to Starbucks. So they start talking about Mark and Ken. He's like, yeah, he always makes me feel like I'm the one doing something wrong. I mean, I'm trying to make this simple. When do you want to see your kid? It's this whole cast lighting thing. That's why I get triggered with the whole jury situation in Ralph.

She's like, you did, you were a little bit much because you went on on Ralph. And if that was Ross, I would have been on you. And he says, yeah, but I'm just trying to get him to understand, but then he said something to Drew and it triggered me. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, it was just like bullshit. And like, you're making this girl feel like shit and you don't have to do that. And so Simon is like, well, I want Drew to take accountability to and I'm saying this

to you to really show I'm not really her friend. They just are making me be her friends. That way I'm saying this to you to really show. I'm not really her friend. They just are making me be her friends that way I have a reason to come onto the show. I don't know her. So then she's like, you know, as me and Drew are developing this friendship, I feel connected to her about a lot of things. Like, we love air and breathing, but there's stuff she doesn't do that she doesn't do that or she doesn't do that I don't like. She's terrible. Okay, she's terrible. I don't want to be so I have a brand. Okay.

I'm an Olympian. I cannot be associated with her. She's like like this right thing and the assistant, you know, and then being candy met up with her. And she's talking to us about this dropping withdrew thing, which is a fitness thing. And she says it's thousands of people losing thousands of pounds. And Kenya is just like, how are you gonna help people lose weight when you had your stomach cut off?

Leave it up to Kenya to just put it out there. It's like, just to still it down to it's cleanest form. She's like, well, apparently they have different camps where they can lose weight. And Kenya, I talked to her three times, and I still don't know what it is. And Kenya was like, yeah, that's what I get from Ralph and her.

And so then, and Kenya tells us, you're always gonna get classic Drew whenever she argues with you. You're all right, you're gonna get her talking over you or she's gonna play dumb like she doesn't know what you're talking about Hey, you're with this also a Kenya move By the way, especially the over talking you part. So she's like there's just no straight answers

You know, I mean the straight thing was off-putting just admitted and Sonya's like yeah, I mean I like her, but you, do not put people's do not put your hand in people's faces You're gonna get what's coming to you. So Sonya decided she will now go after Drew, right? And it's very like first season It's time for my first fight, you know, so she's like gearing up for her fight But everybody else is like Drew's lame like why are you even bothering with Drew like? Why why are you mad? Well, I mean a lot, I mean we see this happen on a lot of shows where someone knew it

comes in and then they turn on the person that brought them in and a lot of times it's like wow you're really biting the hand that fed you but in this case I'm like no you're just, you're just biting a hand that actually not necessarily feeds you anything, it was like a hand that kind of just grabbed you. So I'm totally in favor of song and they going after Drew. Yeah, me too. So Shiree calls Kathy about Tyrone.

Well, Kathy's asking what's going on with Tyrone. And she's saying, well, you know, if he doesn't come this time, he'll come soon. I'm just not sure he can come today. You know, he can only go a certain number of miles and we're right under a hundred where it 96.4 miles So he doesn't know if he wants to chance that but he does want to come see the play like well It's in the same city at the same location Sarah Yeah, I'm looking may have to wait

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So, uh, so then everyone is basically getting, everyone's getting into glam, basically, for the evening and they go to dinner at a steakhouse or something, and they're all sitting down, and Barlow starts talking about how her being styling people with the archive has been really beneficial to her, because my styling, it really has made me so humble, just serving other people, who of course are only people who work in the industry, famous people. That's just made me so humble just to be around famous people, specifically only famous,

wealthy people. I'm just so humbled right now. Candy is also pre-selected a menu again. Okay. I noticed that. No, ma'am. That's no. Never again.

How dare you? How dare you? Turning on Candy this I'm turning on candy this season. She's doing a lot of things that are bugging me. She's selecting, do not tell me what I'm gonna eat. How about that? How about that? So they start talking about who's been flirted with by favorite, by favorite, by famous people.

And Ken is like, okay, let's do the most famous person that ever hit on you. And Todd's like, okay, let's do the most famous person that ever hit on you. And Todd's like, okay, just don't make stuff at this time. And she's like, make stuff up. Come on, let's play. And Kenny is like, well, I was in a full-blown relationship with Gerald Lever, yeah. Gerald Lever. And yeah.

And she actually said that they did a song together. And she's like, it's just sitting in my hard drive. It's like candy So then then of course basically this is just a tee up for whatever bullshit Drew is gonna say so she goes oh I was not Melrose and we're at a restaurant and I was certain king of the NBA sent me over a drink It was before he was married and like we went on a few dates and like, he flew me to some games. He would like listen to my music before his games. Yeah. And everyone's like, no, because she's talking about LeBron James. And they they're not allowed to say LeBron James because I guess they're afraid they're going to get sued by LeBron.

But there's no way LeBron James is listening to Drew Sadoor's music before games to get excited. And they're like, what's him here with his wife all the way back in high school? What is she talking about? And Marla goes, Drew has music? Does Drew really have music? What's Drew's music? Like what music does she have? And Kenny is like, Chau, Drew is talking about Laquan. You just heard it wrong. But yeah, this is classic Drew trying to just elevate herself by acting like LeBron James and she had some sort of like love affair several years ago. No, don't believe it for a second.

Yeah, he probably said that girl won't stop looking at me. She's thirsty. And you thought that man, he sent the bus boy over with the water. OK. So then Marlow is like, I've dated James Simmons. They all look at each other. And they're like, who? And she's like, he's bigger than everyone you guys mentioned here.

So. And Keny says, yeah, Jean Simmons is 30 years older than her perfect match for Marlowe. Could you imagine Jean Simmons and Marlowe together? I don't know what I'll do with that. So they ask Kenya because it's her turn and she starts up. She gets up and starts doing print stances. And they're like, what ever, Kenya, no one buys that either, you know? But it's more believable, honestly, it's more believable than Drew and LeBron,

if you ask me, just because like Kenya, you know, in the 90s, she was, I mean, she was Miss USA and she was on TV shows and stuff. Like, I can imagine that she might have cross paths with prints and he might have like tried to make a move or something like that But I just don't buy Juicidora and the baron in case anyone's wondering that's where I stand everyone That's why it's like let's just get back to other people because Kenny is just lying again Oh, by the way, where's Tyrone? We know he's real and she's like, oh he couldn't make it

I'm gonna travel to Philly tomorrow to see him. But why couldn't he come today? And she's getting annoyed, right? Because the sense enough for her. This has got to be stressing her the fuck out. She's like, here's his big coming out after I've had this storyline now for, you know, a while with this guy waiting for this guy. Now he's gonna finally come on the show show and he's not calling me back.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's already like going nuts in her head. So now it's time for everyone to go off to the play and it's like an hour and inch in minutes to show time and they're getting into the, piling into this van and then Kenya is, she's not Kenya, a candy is FaceTiming everyone to tell everyone how to like use their sex toys and everything and so now, and now we're down to 54 minutes before the show time because they're all, they were all changing too and everyone's like piling to the van

and Kenya's running late and she's like, her stress isn't fitting and so the time is dwindling and the show, they keep saying like the show's not gonna wait for anyone, the show's gonna start. You know, so they all get on the bus and they're supposed to be wearing these things in their crotch and Marlo is not, you know, because Candy's like, oh, I've been buzzing you. I think your battery's out or something and she's like, oh, no, just felt it. And Candy's like, oh God, now she's faking it.

I guess she's used to that. She's used to faking it with old white men. I'm thinking about it. They don't ask to get in there for free, like you just did. So maybe you should rethink your strategy. So then Marlo and Sherate didn't wear it either, right? But everyone's being like, oh, I forgot it.

Oh, oh, I left my remote upstairs. Everyone's basically like just lying about, you know, just trying to get out of it. And Sonia's like, I've worn mine. And then they just show Sonia with her hands down her pants, trying to like get it in the right place. And she's like, oh my god, Buzz. Oh my god, Buzz, stop buzzing me. He's like, uh, that's not me. She's like, who's doing that? And it turns out it's Ralph, because when the remote controls are too close together, you can start buzzing each others.

Now, Candy, you're supposed to be plugging your business. This sounds terrible. It's like that little fucking kid next door who has the same remote control frequency as my fan and light, so we keep turning on each other's lights and then we get an award. If that was my vagina, I'd be marching over there and having a discussion with those parents.

Yeah, I feel like that is like it's intrusive if like a stranger can control the vibrator in my panties. You know, I feel like this is not good. I feel like the vibrators should be uniquely paired to their remotes. And so then Kenya comes and Candice, like you must have yours on mute. And she's like, best dead, she doesn't care. She says I'm not wearing vibrating pair of these around other people's band.

My butchery is close for business. So the producers are really trying to make this, they're trying to find some sort of drama, because to be honest, nothing's really happening in this episode so far. It's really funny, but nothing's happening. And so, they're just running out of time, because there's a street closure up ahead, so they're going to have to walk a block, and there's only 16 minutes, so then they walk, it's like, okay, they walk, and then Marla gets like a city bike and she rides it.

I don't really know why we needed to see all this. I think they just were like, we still have four more minutes of screen time to fill. It's delivered this episode to Bravo. So let's watch them make the decision to walk the rest of the way instead of just showing them walking into the theater. Yeah, so they go see the play and they all love it and congratulate candy and stuff and then it's time to have a pajama jam which you know the pajama party was one of the great real housewives of Atlanta episodes So to do a pajama party you're kind of promising a lot so then

Everybody gathered at the hotel and their PJs and Sharay Shar Kenya and Marlowe are all the first ones gathered. And Sharay is like, are you wearing your J.J. thing? Because Candy said they all work if you're too close. And Candy is like, what is this? I was white shut. Did I miss the part where they were handing out masks at the door? So there, so it's just like you said, Marlowe Sharan, Kenny, are just hanging out. And Marlowe just like lets out this huge burp. And Marlowe's like, sorry, I got digestive issues. That drain's like, do you do this around your boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend. I have acid reflux, nothing to a specialist. I'm not supposed to eat spice food, I'm not supposed to drink alcohol. Hey, could someone get me a refill of this? Get it? Cause I had

it a refill of booze, and I'm not supposed to drink booze. You could someone get me a refill of this? Hot, get it, cause I had it a refill of booze and I'm not supposed to drink booze. You'll get it, you'll get it. So they move over to Ralph. Can you say, where's Ralph from? And Marlowe's like, oh Jersey, he said Jersey. She says, but he has a New York accent. I was like, oh yeah.

So she's like, yeah, and he called her a liar. You know, he worked his wife a liar, you know. And she has a workout situation. Just drop it. Just drop it. And she's like, wait, but if she has a workout thing, why did she have her body done?

I'm just, Yeah, she even had BBL. Yeah, she basically like, yeah, she had the whole mommy makeover, the BBL, the body, breasts, all this stuff done. And Trigger's, oh, that's a fraud. That's a fraud. Just, yeah, she had the whole mommy makeover, the BBL, the body, breasts, all this stuff down. And Triggas, oh, that's a fraud. That's a fraud. Just, girl, you want people to go work out, bitch?

You don't even work out. No, work out, you work out. You work out, you got baseball, you got baseballs you work out on. So Marla's like, let's look up the website. So she goes to, she goes, oh wow, it's actually a website. You can lose 21 pounds in 21 days. We should sign up for this. I wanna lose 21 pounds in 21 days. We should sign up for this.

I want to lose 20 pounds in 20 days or whatever. Just wait a minute. I clicked and something went wrong and they go, what do you mean? And she chose from the phone and it says, oops, something went wrong. Page not found. Oh God. So they're just like laughing and Shregg goes, well, when she buys trade launches, it will work spring, summer, and September boo.

I'm like, okay, well, of course, I fully support Shreys and I'm very excited for Shreys, but also it's been like 10 or 11 years. So not totally the one to dock in this situation. So basically- Is it a Nazi scheme? I like when people don't know what Ponzi schemes are, so they just call things Ponzi scheme.

I know. Well, I mean, I could see- Ponzi, that's totally what that guy went to prison for. Who was that guy's name? The Ponzi scheme? Meida? Yeah. Meida, if he promised people they could lose more weight than they did.

I could see them trying to do a Ponzi scheme. I don't think that Ralph Andrew are organized enough to actually do a Ponzi scheme. I think it's just a scheme, but I could see them trying to do a thing where other people open up fat camps or whatever, or fat loss camps, and get people signed up on meal prep. I can see them trying to turn this into an MLM,

but they just don't know what they're doing. So it's just like a, it's an LM, just a leveled market. But it's not multi. It's just, it's not even an DLM like candy. It's like a Delta level marketing. It's just an LM. You just don't even got a third letter.

Yeah, it's not even a pyramid scheme. It's just kind of like a, like a, like a RV scheme. It's just a very basic building. It's like a prefab scheme. The most basic building you can get, you can think of a little rectangle. So then, saw me in Roscombe and they're like, oh my god, you guys look tired, what have you been doing? She's like, my vagina's exhausted, okay? Oh my god.

So then, um, can you apologize to Ralph? She's like, I I just wanna apologize if I offended you, Ralph. I was just projecting. He's like, I appreciate sincerely the apology because I'm very misunderstood. I'm very misunderstood. Shut up, Ralph, okay? This is not your victim moment, okay? We're just looking on from your possible cheating

or emotionally abusive rumors to your fake business rumors. Okay, we can only juggle, so we can only hold so many rumors at the time, sir. Truly, so Kenya's like, so does anyone else have anything that they wanna say? Anyone, anyone who may have walked on the street with me to Starbucks, anyone at all? So Todd is like, oh, I know where this is gonna go.

So he takes all the guys away. He's like, we're going to go somewhere, anywhere, except being here. So Simon was like, I would like to say something. So I've been talking to Drew for a couple of days and I was trying to have a conversation just me and you to talk about some stuff, but not a lot of cameras. It wasn't as fun. So I thought, why not? I'll say it right now. And you know, there have been times with the group where things have happened. And I felt like you might have wanted me to step up and say stuff and like have your back or whatever. And I didn't do that. So I'll just give you know, a few examples because I feel like you're not understanding what I'm saying based on the blank look on your face right now that

you're giving me. Yeah. Because Drew's like, what the hell? Why is she coming for me? Like, this is weird. Which it was weird, I thought. And so Drew's like, but we've been talking. So I'm trying to understand, like, why are you doing this in front of everyone? I mean, you just came to my room,

and we talked in my room. You could have said this then. I mean, I just did your makeup. And I was like, oh, this is why she's doing it in front of everybody. Because Sonny tells us that she went to her room, but she had 85 people there, like she thinks she's Beyonce, and then she had her makeup touched up for me, which of course that she's immediately using up against her, right?

Like, just cut your makeup down. And so she's like, so I couldn't really talk in front of all of those people, but I should have done that because that would be more private than this. Drew's full of shit. Yeah. So, and by the way, also, why does Drew have such, like, the big entourage? Drew, I am so excited for when Drew and Ralph Fowl for bankruptcy, because it's going to happen any day and out, any day.

So Drew's like, I'm just so confused while you're making this speech in front of everyone. And as if Drew has not also made a bunch of ridiculous speeches, as if Drew did not, like, there was the White Elephant Party and she'd like use that as a moment to air out some shit. Like, she is not wanting to talk about bringing things up at the wrong time. So Sonia's like, well, I just, you know what? Like, you know, I wanted to buy ourselves, but then, you know, since it can open up the floor to a conversation, I just, you know what? Like, you know, shoot, I wanted to buy ourselves, but then, you know, since can you open up the floor

to a conversation? I thought, let's have the conversation now. And I feel like the reasons why you're getting into it with people and you was like, I'm getting into it with people, it's like Drew, you just had to, like, you just had to apologize to Shiree for crying out loud. I'm on a real anti-drew warpath today. And Sonya's like, I mean, look, if you don't want to talk about it right now, we don't

have to. And she's like, but I mean, you're trying me right now. And you were just in my room. She's like, okay, so you're not going to listen. You just don't listen. And so Sonia's like, yeah, this isn't going anywhere. And Marla goes, well, I can tell you the problem that Kenya had. Just like she went to your website to sign up for your weight loss program and we couldn't sign up. And Drew goes, what? That's so nice of you. Thank you. That's so sweet of you guys.

It's because, you know, but we couldn't get on. It said it didn't work. And Drew goes, who said it doesn't work? Do you know how many people have lost over a hundred pounds? And Marlow goes, no, trot, which lies. She's so off of a hundred pounds. She is such a liar. Yeah, like how when did this service start?

Was there even enough time for people to lose a hundred pounds? I don't think so. They only started it, like a month ago. They only just lost. Drugs lies and storylines are so low budget that they don't even give her proper clown music for this lie. They just start playing like soup cans. It's like boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. She goes, Oh, this website, you mean? Oh, the website crashed. And Martha goes, Oh, so many people. I can't believe she's going around telling people that like so all

these people have lost a hundred pounds when they haven't even started their meal delivery service yet. They're still road testing the the the things that they're gonna put in it in that sad ass thing. And she's saying, oh, like some occasions, sir. So they have a six po to. They went to six UBS stores and got mailboxes. That's what that means. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then Drew is like, you know what?

I had a lot of health struggles. I had a lot of diagnoses. Yes, I had a mommy makeover, but because I had you, I had so many things going on. So, and Marl is like, okay, so just drop it with Drew is about maintaining surgery. And it cuts the candy. I mean, I watched this part like three times over it because everyone is, Marlowe is just like, so running laps around Drew. And it and acoustic candy cracking up and she can't even look at the camera her head is down in her hand at that moment when model says oh

so drop of Drew is just to maintain surgeries. And she goes yeah it's for health. And Sanya says dropping with Drew I still can't even explain to you what it is. And she says okay well here's what it is. We have fat loss camps we have six in, five in Florida, 18 in Milwaukee. Like she starts going on and on about it. And they do that thing where it's like Drew has been talking for 97 minutes where they just are cutting it all together. And she's like, it's three rounds at the camp. And so Candy's like, I'll drop it with Drew. I just, I just, I can't, I can't.

And Candy says, it's giving Ponzi a scheme. Marlowe goes, girl, we know it's nothing more than a Facebook group. Stop it, Drew. Yeah. So, Sherez, like, so if you've been doing it for a year, and you've been helping out, these other people, who's wait, why do you have to get lipo?

Which is, oh, well, I had a hernia. So I lost weight, but my stomach was still was protruding and I have endaminosis, which I think she said at the reading last year. So it's like You had a hernia, but like their hernia doesn't Like you still got the mom and me. It goes there. Like what you're not even trying to make this make sense So she's like, I got my hernia repaired. I think She still got the mom and me to go there. Like what, you're not even trying to make this make sense. So she's like, I got my her near repair. I think that's not what a BBL is, but okay. So, candy's like, yeah, I think that what they're saying

is people are just wondering if this is legit. And she goes, we've been doing this a long time. You guys wanna see how much money I make? I mean, I don't understand the questions here. And so the producer says, so what are your numbers? And she's got her cell phone held up. And she's like, oh, yeah, Jackie, can you stay with me a bit because they're asking me questions? And that's your side of the business. And so Jackie goes, uh, I need, uh, the app just, oh, yeah, we've got an app guys. We're working on an app. Yeah. All right. The question was, how much has it cost to sign up? And she

couldn't even give a straight answer about that. And she just if like, you'd say that they're working on an app, they're doing the thing with they just expanded to all the areas without having actually any sort of like proof of concept. So, which I learned about on Shark Tank, so I'm going to throw you now. So then Marlow is like, she's like, listen, look, they just want, like, they just want, like, you know, we just want to keep it at 100,

like we just want Drew to keep it at 100 with Drew. Who's a hundred with Drew? And they basically are just like laughing at Drew's face right now, because she's just so full of shit. All right, I'm sorry, it starts like strutting around and she's like, well, look at me, working out as my passion. So this is all real.

So this should be my business. But then Tyrone, they start FaceTime and go with Tyrone and Drew, while the other ladies are over there doing that, Drew, tell Sonia, so Sonia, we good. And she says, I'm not good. I'm not good Drew. And she goes, God, you're wearing me out tonight. Like, Sonia still wants to have her fight, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, excited because she's gonna go down to Philly to meet Tyrone at a restaurant. She hasn't seen him for a few weeks so she's really excited to see her man and so

she's like in a car and she's like she's talked to her daughter she's like I'm gonna fill it she's like really excited and then she like takes a nap in the car and the producers make it look like she's dreaming about Tyrone by showing all these clips and they put in like a little bubble, really to amp up how excited she is to go to Philadelphia. Yeah, they make it a super romantic memory nap where it's like, this is a call from federal prison. I love you, baby.

I love you, baby. And then I love as they approach the city, Shreya is like woken up and she looks at the window and she goes, oh, is that Philly with the tall buildings? It's like no, that's Franklin Lakes. That's Caroline Manzo's house. Of course, it's Philadelphia. So then she keeps... she's trying to caught Tyrone, but it's just ringing and ringing. Please, please leave your message. And she's like, hmm, so then we see the Rocky statue. I mean, date that thing. At least he's welcoming you with open arms. I mean, she's just... You always remember where he's gonna be. Yeah, yeah, he's not going anywhere. So then she goes

and sits outside at this restaurant. It's really cold. And she's wearing her full for coat, trying to look fancy, you know, and it just gets sadder and saddened. The scene is so sad. And by the way, did you know they called this episode she by herself. Yes, I did. It was so hilarious. She by herself. That is so silly. So she's sitting there and she by the way, she orders, the waitress comes out. I was like, do you want something to drink?

She's like, something like cucumbers. She have something with cucumbers. She says, no, unfortunately, we're not. But we can't have a French, we can make you a French 75 instead. I'm like, that's, that's just a completely different cocktail. That's not like me being like, hey, do you guys have anything with like lemon juice? No, but we can give you a mickle lobe. What? Well, at least they're both like fruit or vetch never mind. I don't know. That's it. She's like, it's like a eliminated. So she rate just keeps trying to call him and getting voicemail

And she's like actually I didn't realize it was gonna be this cold out here. So I'm gonna wait for food though. Do you have hot tea? Oh god, I hate to stop drinking without you Tyrone But you're just taking too long. Ah And keeps calling him and now she gets a ring and then a busy tone. And she's like seven years on the phone. So this is just, this fucking sucks. This is so sad. I hate this for Shere.

I hate it too. And she talks to her daughter again and she tells her daughter what's going on. And her daughter is like, I think this means that you're blocked. And now it's like been an hour. And now it's an hour and a half. It's like, Shiree, you have to have some self worth.

And honestly, after 45 minutes, I mean, you got to go. This was like Teddy Mountain Camp and to read a few years ago. But this was, I mean, she's- An hour late. And then it's one hour and 34 minutes late. And so then the producer comes on and he's like, oh, just so you know, also these producers are fuckers to you for doing this.

Like they make you sit there this whole time and meanwhile they've been on the phone with his attorneys this whole time and they're just making her sit in the cold and freak out and look kind of pathetic, you know. And he's like, well, just so you know, Eric is on the phone with the attorney still and they said that he can't make it

because it's a parole violation. And she's pissed because she's like, it's like first of all, it's a parole violation. We always go to restaurants and eat. What are you talking about? I'm so confused. I'm like, well, Sherry, I think it's going to a restaurant and eating on camera.

I'm assuming that's the parole violation. Although I don't understand why. But basically, she's like, uh, you knew I was coming to Philly and you knew it was a parole violation. So why didn't you stop me? Why didn't you just tell me I can go directly home? Like this is ridiculous. It's a huge waste of her time.

And she said she just talked to him that morning, he could have said something then that it was shaping up to be a problem. And he can answer his phone. I mean, what the hell? So she's like, or text her, you know, she's like, or text her. You know, she's like, I look stupid as fuck.

I look crazy as fuck. I look dumb as fuck. And I try not to cry because she calls Kenya. And so she's telling her all of this. And Kenya's like, don't cry, baby. Your instincts are there for a reason. You said you would give them a chance. And now you're seeing what he is.

This is Strike One. And she raised like,, this is Strike 50 and she's crying and this is like, being full to watch. I thought this was going to be funny to watch. It was not. I know. It was really sad. And when she said Strike 50, I hope she was, I hope for her sake that she was saying this was so bad, it was like Strike 50. I hope it's not that this is, he's messed up many more times because if this was more

than the first time this has happened, then she should leave this guy, leave him right away. She deserves so much better. Yeah, so she's crying and she's saying how she put her romantic life on hold for so many years for this man. And she doesn't know she sees a future anymore. And I mean, shocker that this didn't work out on the other end. It's not like anybody's thinking like,

God, I can't wait to see those two make it down the aisle. I mean, this just seems like a great idea. But at the same time, what's really sad. It was really sad. Sherea deserves better. But this poor lady, she gets trotted upon all the time. Man, man, man, I never thought I'd have so much to put the first charay after season one.

Season one when she was like the worst thing in the world and like I just hated charay. And now I'm like, you guys all be nice to charay. No one better break her heart. There wasn't any come down there and slap you. Anyway, anyone who does anything wrong to our sweet charay. And then she's crying. And then the last line of the episode is check please.

I was like, oh, this is so bad. I fucking break up with this loser. What a fucking loser. I mean, a guy who's you dated in prison treats you like you can't even get a guy to treat you nice after he's been dating you from prison. I mean, come on. Yeah, I agree. What a piece of shit. Yeah, piece of shit. Boo, boo Tyrone. Tyrone, you dead to me. All right, everybody. Well, thank you for being here. For being for here. Thank you, everybody. For being for here. Thanks for being here with us today. We will be back next week and obviously the rest of the week. We'll talk to you guys later. Bye!

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