Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Bird Box

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Happy Ann. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Happy Monday. Or is I like to call it? You're going to the Emmys tonight, and I'm not. You mother f-afford.

Okay. Mother ever. Okay, sonys tonight? And I'm not, you mother, effort. Okay. Mother, ever. Okay, son, I am. I'm really excited. I'm like, it's the, you know, I, I, I did, I got to go to the creative arts Emmys, which was super fun, very cool. Saw like lots of celebrities like Amy Poehler

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Was it Friday that they shot the Beverly Hills reunion Thursday or Friday so he's in town So I feel like Andy will be there, but I wonder there'll be some other Bravo personalities there. Oh my god. I just licked the corner of my mouth. I was like, I'm becoming Kyle and Diana just talking about it. But I'm excited. I want to, I'm not, but the thing is this, I am the plus one tonight. The reason I'm going is I'm going because Dom is the one that got the invitation. Not me. I'm not getting invited to the Emmys. So as a plus one, I'm going to be on Good Behavior, which means I'm not going to be doing things like taking photos with celebrities or whatever, unless it's like, you know, unless it's totally, totally, totally like the bar. See the word, you know.

Susie Kurt. See the word, I will approach. I will approach, see the word. Susie Kurtz, I will approach, if's there honestly anyone from sisters or the extended sisters universe So I guess that means Paul red and Ashley Judd our fair game and even George Clooney I'm sorry to say so I'll be like I'll just say I love Yeah, I'm just I could go just so I could walk around going. I hope the lady from cold case wins. Is she here? I might if I if I see Marsha Gay Harden,

I might make a case for a photo. I don't think she's on Cold Case, but you know, it's like, you know, it's a funny news show. This year, Marsha Gay Harden, she is. It's called So Help Me Todd. Like CBS just loves a really punny name for a show. Every show is like that.

So help me Todd. But you really do. It for a show every show is like that so help me to hot They really do it's like my mom is a lawyer and she says like lawyer Lee things to her son She's like driving but with a lawyer mom If you ever have a driver's lawyer mom, I mean All the commercials like I'm his lawyer and his mom like All the commercials like I'm his lawyer and his mom. Like, no, sold. Yeah. But the woman from Cold Case, where is she?

I mean, talk about a Cold Case. Where did she go? I don't know. That's why it would be fun. Like she's the most random person I can think of. Go to someone like super, super, super famous. Like, I don't know. I don't really know who's super famous.

But you know, I go to the lady from Lawn Order Special Victims Unit and be like, you know what shows really good, cold case, or Meryl Streon. There's a better example. Just go to Meryl Streon. Cause you know, she's done everything. Just go up to her and be like, you know what I really love, cold case.

I've been watching it and re-runs. I hope that lady's here. At the Meryl Streon bit we'll say, she is here, and then Meryl Streon will just get into character as the cold case will manage to lower her glasses and clear her throat and sort of like close her eyes for for a long beat and be like we've got the murderer like wow Meryl you really you really got into that character.

It only took us 80 years but we got her. But Lady Dism have an accent Meryl. Did you know the New York Times recently had a piece where they talked about Meryl Streepout. She does a lot of glass work, glasses work with their acting, and they compiled all these shots of her taking off her glasses or putting on glasses in so many different roles. Like 40 different roles, they show her like unpivotal moments she'll just take off her glasses and that's like the Meryl Streep thing. And it's so true and amazing. You know what's funny is like in modern times, a lot has changed for better and for worse,

but I have to say one of the better things is the New York Times kind of becoming Buzzfeed. Which Meryl Streep are you? Which Meryl Streeping glasses are you? Take this quiz. Then they had all these gifts, like they had all, I wasn't gifts because New York Times was like little video things, little video loops. But it was like, they even had like a giant collage of Merrill with glasses. It was perfect.

So I totally can see you're being the cold case swim. And maybe like, I feel like there's actually this whole tier of actresses who are sort of on generic cop shows, like cold case or like the profiler or there was like the show that aired after the profiler was like I'm a strong lady and I can get to the bottom of crime and I want to know where all those actresses are. Probably alcoholics like in the shows that they're based on. It's like I'm a tough lady cop but I'm an alcoholic and have daddy

issues. So the point is'm an alcoholic and have daddy issues So the point is Here we're speaking of daddy issues. There's a way to get in. It's real housewives of Atlanta reunion part one Yeah, that's what we're doing today tonight is take a seat That's our live show over on Spotify live Ben will not be there So I will be with Laura Shane Halls from... Oh, fantastic. Sexy, unique podcast. So we'll be talking some Beverly Hills, some Fender Pump,

Rules Goss, talking to you guys a bunch. So join us, it's gonna be a fun kind of all-skate kind of a night. And Winter is crappin' and comes out later today. Also, that's our Game of Thrones House of the Dragons episode, which was really good. So we'll be talking about that later. And today is Shiree doesn't pay her goddamn bills, still after all these years.

Why did that infuriate me? We all know Shiree doesn't pay her bills, but I thought when Andy said, Shiree, the rumors are you don't pay her bills, that she would say that's a lie. Of course I pay my bills. You know are you don't pay her bills. That she would say, that's a lie. Of course I pay my bills. You know, I don't pay one person and then this rumor follows me around forever.

But nope, Sheré. She's like, why would I? Why would I pay for my bills? What the hell for, right? Pay your bills. She has a merit-based billing system. It seems like if she's happy with it, then she will pay. Which I get the logic behind that, but the logic is flawed

and it would actually ruin our society because eventually people exploit that. And then they take it, they'll just say they're not happy and then they don't pay. Well, hello, that's what she does. Yeah, that's exactly what she does. That's terrible. Okay, so That's terrible. Okay.

So let's see. The set is supposed to be Jamaica, but it's really just a bunch of birds and cages. I'm not really sure what's going on. And then they're on a kind of a platform with a moat around it. So they can't walk off. I mean, what are you trying to ruin them franchise? I know. It was a strange design choice.

It was actually, I think it's time to maybe dial back some of these sets. They're getting more and more elaborate. It's starting to look like a Broadway show. I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto. You were nothing for nothing.

You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. You were nothing for nothing. There's gonna be a pantomime duel at the end of the reunion and then someone say on the

twa-cat song she said but on Taylor Swift is just powing at the couch. No Taylor, get off. And he's like my ring of keys. Okay fun home. Yeah, but there's yeah there's a moat so there can't be a walkoff like they take away I'm the best guy, ring of keys. Okay, fun home. Yeah. But there's, yeah, there's a moat. So there can't be a walkoff, like they take away the drawbridge even, so they can't walk off.

That was like, right. What are you gonna jump off now? Are they gonna have a swim off? What if someone just got mad and started swimming laps around the moat? Yeah, why did they get rid of the bridge? Because like, it wasn't on camera. I guess maybe for the high shots, you can see the bridge.

It just felt like a weird touch. Do we need them in a boat? I mean, is this supposed to represent the island of Jamaica? And is that perhaps even, is that an issue if there's a fire? Now they have to run through theat, which then make them trip. Like I feel like, I don't know. I've actually probably the one far. That's probably the one case where it would be a good thing

that they're surrounded by a moat, you know? The fire can't get them. Well, I think the fire can get them still. No, okay, I was gonna say. Sorry. I'm gonna put it out there. I think the moat loses to fire. Okay, well sorry production team,

I tried to defend you on that one But the parents by the way the parents were a strange choice to me I was actually surprised because parents make noise Maybe fake parents like do I really do here chirping through this hole at one point the birds just started going crazy You know, it was like me me walked back on set or something, and they just all started bird boxing it or whatever. Yeah, I just was surprised because, you know, like, you know, who hates a noisy set, an ED, okay, and a assistant director, and know who

has been hated more, the second AD, you know, who hates it the most, the second second, and God, they all have, they all get an attitude, quiet on the set, please, okay, when you quiet, and then they all have, they all get an attitude, quiet on the set please. Okay, we need quiet. And then they go up to every single extra and they mow it like aggressively like, quiet, be quiet. We're filming all the extras like we know,

except there's always that one extra who is like still trying to be extra. So, but like 80s are like so obnoxious. And I'm like, so you're gonna put, like you're gonna be obnoxious. Everyone in the set, you're gonna be cool with parrots and a cage. Father's main.

Yeah. So everyone starts arriving, we get the, oh my God, what did you come, you came to the rear end. And he's always shocked to see everybody at the job that he's the boss of. So Drew gets out of the car and she's trying to look like really Hollywood and fancy, she's got her sunglasses and she's kind of looking around the street like,

hello, I'm Drew and then she treps falling in, which... Well, she, she like walks into the elevator too quickly and so her shoulder clips the elevator door while still opening and then she looks at the elevator door as if the elevator door attacked her. I'm like, Drew, you have to learn how to get into elevators, okay? I have been that elevator door so many times where people just run right into me and then look at me like I'm the asshole, you know? I feel you elevator door. I feel you, okay? The nasty looks she gave that elevator door to me revealed so much of who drew Sador really was, like the sense of entitlement, but also the rage and the pre-Madonna in that moment. I'm like, Drew, you can, first of all, you can I give attitude to an elevator door because

it will not, it will not receive it, because it has no emotions. Okay. Second of all, it's a door. It's moving at a consistent speed. Also, do you know how doors work? You walk through them once they're fully open. Yeah, I know how elevator doors work. I'm really realizing what an elevator door I am. Like, if you just tap me, I open up too

much. Okay, so then the hairdresser is asking Sonia how she's feeling. Sonia, Sonia, how she's feeling. What's wrong with me today? I'm sorry, I'm stuck on the elevator thing. They ask how Sonia's feeling. And she's like, Oh, I'm like, let's wait to see how this is about the Olympics. Go. I feel like I'm stuck on the elevator thing. They ask how it's on your ceiling and she's like, oh, I'm so like, let's wait to see how this is about the Olympics. Go. I feel like I'm getting ready for the Olympics. Okay. And, okay.

Landed it. And then Drew is on the phone getting advice from Dr. Ken about this reunion. And you know, I'm surprised he wasn't like, okay, here's what you got to do, Drew. Okay, so make a bet. If you talk over someone today, you have to give your husband sex every night for this month. Go. Yeah. Well, it's like, wow, even after the reaction to this doctor, you're starting to reunite off on the phone with him. That's a choice. That's a choice. So then Marlow, everyone else is trying to pretend, you know, they're not thinking the truth. Marlow has no problem admitting it. She's like,

I just want to know where I'm sitting. I'm really nervous about it. Yeah. And then, and now Andy's like walking in. He's like, ah, she ran. She had fashions. She had fashions, triumphance, she ran. Ah. And then he walks into Sonya's dressing room going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Jumei, blah, blah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I think doing you a 70sam. And Marlo, by the way, she's put her,

she'd like to take a page out of Mariah from American Medicine. She has decorated her door. She put up sparkly letters that say Marlo on the outside of Nandy's like, wow, wow. She's like, well, I made you smile. I'm glad Andy, because I've done enough bitching

below the belt this season. So I'm just here to apologize. He's like, Oh, God, this is the moral. Well, I love this one right here. So then, yeah, Drew is saying how she's really not looking forward to seeing Shirei, she by not done. So Drew is really, like, she's really, really but her now about the whole, this bill for her party, a city party. Well, I mean, I guess Shirei does owe $1300, which is not an insignificant amount, but also, like, I kind of feel like Drew is bringing the energy

of like someone who's had a deep, vicious feud with someone like where terrible untruths have been said, and secrets have been revealed, and there's been irreparable damage. That's the energy Drew is bringing to the situation, and it's really just like Shirei needs to pay her tab for some balloons and streamers. Yeah, there's different kinds of creditors. and it's really just like, Shirei needs to pay her tab for some balloons and streamers. Yeah, you know, there's like different kinds of creditors. You know, you have, let's say, the mortgage company.

Like, if you do not pay your mortgage, you are out on this, and then there's like capital what? He's like, you owe us $57 for a gym membership from six years ago. Drew thinks she's like Amix, but she's kind of capital what? Oh, wow. But I love that she's, I really do love that she's coming with capital one energy, because capital one will still act like Amix on the phone.

They don't care, you know? I've spoken to a family. I feel like with every credit card out there, I can speak on this. I feel like Drew thinks she's Amix, but she's really a Costco card. Although I guess you don't have Costco card debt, but I think she would still call it back to her like, you had debt. Like, you wear a year to collect your debt for Costco. It's like, you guys don't, that's not how a Costco card works Drew.

I smell hot dogs. I feel overly chilled warehouse air. Are you out of hogging on this Costco? You're just you're just method acting being in Costco right now. Oh you crash into my cart. Oh so then he goes into candy's dressing room and he's like you worldwide bitch. She's like yeah that sounds gross or coming out of your mouth. Drew is the first one out on the set. And she's like, oh, there's water.

And Sonia comes out just like you think she would. Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap 10 minutes into the show and people were watching one by one as they come out. I'm like, okay, so they're going to be stretching out this reunion content. I get it. Kind of like us. I mean, how long did we talk about? Like my hopes of cornering someone from Sisters at the Emmys. Yeah. I don't think we're wins to throw stones in this house. That's for sure.

Not today. No, we were 100% allowed to throw stones. We're podcasters. It's like the podcaster. That's for sure not to be we were a hundred percent allowed to throw stones Podcasts. It's like the podcast or like oath of duty is the throsed stones in the extremely glass house. Yeah so Drew's saying oh my god this that feels like vacation and Andy's like it won't Get ready And then they're like okay okay, bring the bridge up. And then they like remove that bridge.

And it was like, it was kind of crazy. Like they are just like locked into this strange, you know, like checkerboard square in a mode of water. I mean, I believe fully that the producers are like, we're not gonna have that interesting of a reunion. The best we can hope for is that someone falls into the mode and becomes a viral moment that we can show for years to come. I think that's the only reason why we have the moat. Yeah. Um, and Kenya and Shiree, no, Shiree and Marlo get first seat, which I thought was

kind of odd. I mean, I can see Marlo getting at because she really did cause pretty much every fight, almost every fight this season, even though most of them were a bunch of made up bullshit. But she's still like, I can see that. Shirei, I mean, congratulations on ordering some joggers off Oli Baba, but that gets you for a seat now. And what world? Well, I think it's by default because if you really think about each of the cast members, it's like, Candy didn't have a major story. Kenya didn't have a Kenya's issue with Marlow. So

I that was probably the biggest case would be to have Kenya go up like face to face with Marlow at the front. But Shirei was the one who had actually the more significant storylines. You know, she had Tyrone, she had the fashion show, she had like, you know, Shere's stuff was the stuff that I feel like we talked about the most. I mean, and Drew, they're actually could have been argument for Drew because she was sort of in the middle of a lot of messes, but does anyone want to put Drew as the first seat? So I think I'm just by default it wound up that way. Yeah, Saranthus has better middle seat energy.

She gives better lines in the middle seats. On the first seat, she's a little too, like, oh, I'm supposed to be doing something. We're in the middle seat, she knows she doesn't really have to do anything except be shitty after people. And it makes very much more entertaining, sure I have to say. She doesn't have first seat energy.

Yeah, but it was also probably, I'm sure there was something with Kenya where they're like, you know, they kind of have to like remind Kenya, like who's the boss a little bit. Yes. And I like to, I feel like there was like a subtle punishment to Kenya in there. I like that because it looks like they were just trying to piss off Kenya because she did she was pissed, you know, you could tell the whole time she was really annoyed. And even though every time they said, well, Chewreg, you're first seats.

Like every time they come back from commercial and he's like, I know you're in the middle of the sentence. I just wanted to add, wow, Chewreg, you're in the first seat. Just so they could cut to Kenya's face, smiling and kind of like smoothing out her dress and looking off into the distance. Yeah, because Kenya has been like a first-seater for a little while, I feel like. And, but you know, I mean, this also, by the way, do we know what the seating arrangement is for the Beverly Hills reunion?

Do we find that out? I think it's Kyle is first-seat and for Gina. Rina, right? Is it? Yeah, I think Rina and Kyle are first-se me. Rina, Rina, Rina. Yeah, I think Rina and Kyle are first seats. Well, I think the next few weeks are when Rina really loses it on the show. It's all that the season long meltdown that Rina has been having online is about to finally come onto the show.

I think so. I don't make sense. So, Matt, I can't be there for taking a seat tonight to talk about the tequila situation like I know you guys are all gonna be going in so hard and I am so So upset that I can't join but why you can always join from a bathroom stall at the M. He's you know just If you see dining matter or if you see like Mallory from family ties be like, I got Coke and go into the bathroom and just say, just kidding. My cocaine is take a seat every Sunday, every Monday night is having PM.

Come on. Guys, I've got a special guest with me tonight. It's Tina Yathers. Yeah. So Andy is so we're 20 minutes into this. So Andy is like, welcome, this is season 14. We're having an wedding. We're not making an inspired sec attempting to channel good vibes.

Good vibes. Hope no one's dress got stuck in a last cop. Wow. That's awesome. And he's like, Kenya, how is the moment doing? She's like, Kenya, how is the moment doing? She's like, Andy, huh? It's the Renaissance. I might just pop out a new song.

You won't break my soul. You won't break. All right. OK, enough of writing Beyonce's co-tales yet again. Oh, I know. Do you think Beyonce sits at home watching the shit going? I made a mistake. Like, for the first, I think home watching this shit going? I made a mistake. Like for the first, I think this is like the first official mistake I made.

Yeah, I think, like, because it wasn't just when Beyonce said, when she said gone with the wind fabulous, it was like an offhand thing, right? Like, it was a lyric. Yeah. I'm going to put the wind fabulous. But didn't she actually say it in, it was a lyric? Yeah, it's a lyric in one of her songs. I'm going to win fabulous.

Oh, I thought that she had quoted it in an interview. Well, either way, yeah, Beyoncé, she's definitely regret that. Yeah. Now I'm looking up Beyoncé gone with the windfavilus because I'm thinking it wrong. Yeah, you can't get Beyoncé stuff wrong. I know. This is the gay channel.

I'm sorry, Ronnie. You know? So. Well, I put us in the target, like the crosshairs of the Beehive now by almost mistating. No, she says, Beyonce says she was gone with the wind fabulous while speaking with her fellow Destiny's child bandmates. Beyonce was asked what she thought about their reunion during the show. So there you go. I was wrong. Oh yeah,. So it was, it was a, it was a offhand. Yeah. Okay.

Look at that. I think black bill gates was a lyric. So I'm getting my Beyonce house wax. Check me, boo. Was the lyric. She might don't pay. Is a new lyric. Is something Beyonce song. It It'll be look forward to it on Renaissance part 2. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crappin' school. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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Which is funny that he says that as if like, you know, this is finally the fates of a line and the moon is in this corner of the universe and the sun is in this corner and that is a loud charade that's hit there. It's like, no, Bravo could have had a city there all the time. But like you said, she is middle seat energy. So there's that. Yeah, and hey, that's not a diss. I mean, I think the middle seats can be the best. I think that's the best place to come from because you're kind of insecure. Like, you know, you're not at the bottom, but you're still kind of insecure because you're not at the top, and you have to scramble more in the reunion and make more of a mark, you know.

Middle seats again. There's no place to put your hands, no place to put your elbows. Right. It's like uncomfortable. It's pretty, they make you uncomfortable on purpose, right? So Andy is saying, Hey, here you're all boot up.

We'll get into that. Hello, Miss Worldwide, bitch, she's a bitch, she's a world wide. You done bitch, can't you? Are you ready to speak on being worldwide? You bitch. She's like, uh, okay, it still still sounds really awkward coming out of you. Yeah, I mean, yeah, she's like, I don't know about this. She kind of, she like sings it. And then, and, and he's like, Drew, you're're not gonna throw any bones today. Oh, yeah.

I don't, I don't even write down an answer from Drew. So something about pet co. Yeah, I didn't write it down either. I was like, I can't. So I had to say, and this Jamaica, Hey, did we need to make a brown song? Yeah, she's like Jamaica. Yeah, you did, you did great.

Annie. Bap, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, So Andy's like in the city of Atlanta, the role of bone collector is a sacred duty pass for me. That's why I was wide. But when the OG bone collector returned to the phone, did she claim her title or did a new bone collector rise to dig her place? And then we get the bone collector segment and they deal like a little game ording bones to people and they all come out even with two bones each.

So ladies who is the new bone collector? And Candy says Drew, because she brought a literal bone. I mean, I think if you bring props, you are officially the messiest one. Yeah, and then I guess, yeah, I guess he asked Sonia about being a bone collector in training. And she's saying, I was like, I don't want to be a bone collector in training. And she was like, I hope you did such a great job. You did such a great job. I would actually pay your bill for that. Yeah. And then Drew, Drew starts talking. She's like, well, she left some bones. And she's like, I love bones.

Yes, because you're a little too wobbly, but it's doing good dirty work. So I gave her bones. And that's why I said bones. And then they just kind of stare at each other awkwardly and Andy's looking back and forth like, wow, the first chair is going in a end chair. Let's watch them go.

And they don't talk anymore. There's like a few bird tweets. Yeah, the bird is the birds are like staring. Well, because honestly, like, Drew sort of like, she unraveled her or she, like, released her shade in such an awkward way, because she wasn't like, yeah, well, you know, I left characin bones because she has a chihuahua doing her dirty work. So I gave her the bones. She didn't say it like that. She was like, yeah, I left some bones for her because I'm gonna try to give her bones because like, you have a Chihuahua and the Chihuahua is doing the droop.

So you have her bones. They're like, okay, Drew, come on. And she came so long after her turn that it was awkward. I'm the time she finally said it. It's like when you think of a way you're gonna end a fight. Like, I'm gonna walk in there and I'm gonna say this and this, but you're thinking of that in the elevator like 10 minutes after the fight happened. It's literally me all the time. I do it all the time on this podcast too,

where I watch the show and I'm like, oh, why it's such a sassy remark to say about this. And then I get on the mic and I'm like, well, she shouldn't have sat in that chair because I mean the chair is just like a chair steved and she was sitting on chair. So like, and then I'm like, well, you know what, she shouldn't have sat in that chair because I mean, the chair is just like, you know, a chair steve it and she was sitting on chair. So like, I, I, and then I'm like, I'm just like, get to the period at the sense that I can't get there yet. That's funny. Um, so a lot of awkward bird tweets, which I thought was, it's like the new crickets, like they have their own cricket sounds. So Andy was like, well, Drew, you said

Sonya was a new bonkelecker, but you were the one who told candy about Kenya being mad about vibrating panties. And then Saray decides to come into L.A. and she's like, well, I just think you can't handle for too much. That's a problem. Bone, bone thrower. And she's like, I can't handle for too much. Yeah, you can't handle for too much. Like that Tom Cruise, that Tom Cruise movie, you can handle the Fattume. You can't handle the Fattume. And Drew's like, I handled her. I handled her. I'm like, you didn't handle it. You threw a bone at her feet, but that literally, like, like, we, just the show decided to move on from Fattume, but I guarantee Fattume is still somewhere saying,

you want to throw a bone at me? You don't want a bone at me? I'm just so boned at you. You're looking at me. You're scared right now. You're scared right now. You're going to put a little bit of my face when you throw a gonna bother me. I'm just so bonnet you. You're looking at me. You're scared right now. You're scared right now. You're going to bother me. Look at my face when you're so bonnet me. Bond throught. I'm going to be the Bond Chalker

once I truck you with this bond. So he's like, well, have you hear the question? Sheree, it seems like you just wanted for him to do your dirty work. And you know, I would, I said I wouldn't want Anthony to repeat that stuff. Oh, um, Saraje said, no, no, I wasn't doing, I wasn't making her do my dirty work. I was talking about stuff I heard from Anthony, but I didn't want Anthony to repeat that stuff

because I don't think that Ralph is gay. And he's like, I don't believe that. Did he's not gay? I mean, who is Anthony to you? Who is he? Is he your assistant? Your worker? And she's like, oh, you want to call Anthony? That's gone Anthony.

That's Colin, man. She whips out her phone from the couch cushions. And she's like, yeah. OK, Colin, OK, we'll call him. Do you better Colin? I'm going to Colin. Please don't call him. We're five minutes into this.

Can we not start? We're calling. Yeah. Listen, we have a very specific budget for Kairons and we don't have them minded to say on the phone, Anthony. I like that. I like what Drew, whatever point you're trying to make. Who is he, your helper, your assistant?

What? Well, first of all, kind of the same thing. I don't know what Drew was trying to like get to the bottom of there, you know. So she, Drew's like Anthony calls my phone every day, honey, every day, honey, which is also funny because wasn't Anthony proven to be this like total general gossip, terrible assistance telling everyone your husband's gay and she's still like, yeah, that's my, that's my way. I talk to every day.

So then Marlo, Marlo, Oh, Marlo says, and wait, Andy says, can you are you guys? Yeah, yeah, reunion notes. Oh my God. But a good. So annoying. Yeah, yeah. This is an apology. Andy's basically saying like, can you are you mad that Marlo was saying you were driving Lisa Reis Range Rover? And Kenya's like, no, it's fine. We came up at the same time. And then she did an interview. And she said, Kenya, you can borrow my car anytime. Anything for Beyonce's muse. You can drive my Range Rover Renaissance anytime and each time you want to, by lemonade. So Drew's like, you know, you run a row,

I don't care if he said it, you're the one running around telling everybody and talking to Sonia, Sonia. And she's like, you're the one running around telling everybody, you're a great runner. That's it. Sonia's like, we've been on Earth the same amount of time and you've only accomplished mediocrity at best. I, she says, she says, I am so much more than a great runner. I have all the things that I've been able to accomplish, everything I've

been able to accomplish. And then I've been on the same earth the same amount of time, and you've been able to accomplish mediocrity. I was like, well, I don't sense, I don't see any lies. Well, I don't sense, I don't see any lies. As far as I, I was like, Sonia has five gold medals and Drew has a food kit with some shrimp in it. Well, that's not a fair fight. She's also got a very full IMDb. I don't think that's a very fair fight to be like

an Olympic gold medalist and be like, I'm a gold medalist, you a mediocre. I mean, literally everybody's mediocre compared to that, you know? Well, it's not a fair fight, but that's the whole point of winning medals, isn't it? So that way, no matter when every argument by default, you're like, well, I have gold medals. Yeah.

And then it's like, oh, okay, it's like, look, I'm, guys, I invented a new type of chair. Really? Well, I've got gold medals. I know. Exactly. I found the cure to cancer. Well, I've got five gold medals. Like, oh, well, that's, you know, just true.

And that is bigger. That is bigger. I didn't find the cure to five cancers. So I guess you won. Okay. So this is all because Kenya told sent... Oh, my God. Kenya told Samia that Drew said she didn't have a mind of her own.

That's what started this whole argument. So Drew is like, don't play me. And oh my God, can you tell Sonia that Drew said she didn't have a mind of her own. That's what started this whole argument. So Drew's like, don't play me. It's just you played yourself. Not very well because you didn't win any medals. You mediocre self-player. Drew's like hold on one second. Okay.

What would I be smelling right now? What would I be looking at? I'm doing the Uda Hagen method for me. So now we get a Sheree clip package. To play myself. And Andy's like, congrats on a fashion show with fashion! I shed a little tear!

I'm sure he's like, well, Sheree is finished. The website's not, or any of the clothes you saw that I didn't pay the designer for stealing allegedly. But you know, it's finished Andy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Andy. Thank you. There were so many hilarious, I mean, it's definitely slightly dark, but there were a lot of hilarious tweets about how Queen Elizabeth stayed alive just to see the she buys Sheree fashion show. And then when she saw the prices on the website, she, that's terrible. She passed.

That's terrible. People are so funny, like even in like a time when like an icon dies or whatever, or like there's death people still find funny ass shit. It's, it's good. ass shit. It's that's good Anyway, so Andy's like so are there gonna be joggers for man with a dick imprint? No penis pocket Andy If they're working with something we're gonna see it. Okay, he's like, okay, well hey So, uh, you know, I got an ask you know like

When the pandemic was out, you know people are wondering wondering, like, with a CDC, like when coronavirus be over and they just kept on showing you say September, spring, summer, was that embarrassing for you that you became kind of like the face of like not really understanding time lines? What do you think? Well, I heard Andy because I do everything I do in my life. For my family, Andy, it's off for the children. And Keny is like, oh, come on, Sherry, we just kid you because we want you to win.

It's like your house. We wanted you to win. And we wanted you to get baseboards. And Andy's like, ladies, what did you think of she by Ali Baba? And they're like, oh my God, it was great. She had things on a runway from people. But we're not sure about being this. But good for her, you know, and he's like, yeah, I love seeing ladies rally around ladies.

Marlo, you were such a good friend to Shirey when she was down. Do you really have the president of Fendi on speed dial? Oh, I know that she does because she brought this lady and her tiny dog to watch with Abba's live. Oh my God, I know the lady from Fendi. Okay, segment over. I know that she does because she brought this lady and her tiny dog to watch her that was like, oh my God, I know the lady from Fendi. Okay, segment over, I know the lady from Fendi. Okay, jumping in the moat now. Do it a lap, do it a lap, second lady from Fendi. Hey, Janice from Freeport says,

Candy, you've been throwing a lot of shade on Shirey with your show, You speak on it. So let's speak on it. And Candy is like, well, to be clear, I'm always in support of Shere by Shere. So like, have I even been throwing shade? Like, yes, but like did she throw shade at me and Maija? So Candy's like, I didn't throw shade at her, but I did throw shade at her because she threw shade at me.

And then Shere is like, well, when did I throw shade at you? And Candy's like, I'm the show. She's like, I guess we could clearly talk about when you and Marlowe were having a discussion outside because there was that scene where Marlowe and Shere were like outside just talking about how Candy's only out for herself and not helping anyone. And she's a hoe.

And she's fucked everybody to get where she is. I mean, that was pretty bad. And she's like, what do you mean? Also, this YouTube thing that Candice doing, every clip they have of Candy Talking Shit is this YouTube. I mean, this YouTube gets a lot of play on this very heavily.

Yeah, it's reminding a lot of what Dr. Heaven that was getting in trouble for. It is and it looks kind of unfair because it makes it look like, oh, candy's talking all this shit. Like she can talk all this shit behind everybody's back, but she can't do it on the actual show. But she didn't know that they were saying all this shit on the show.

So she was just reacting to what already happened on the show. And it kind of makes her look like weird and defensive. That she's like going on to defend herself. but she's talking about it every week you know because it's the show still team candy in other words so yeah so she's a damn ho and she fucked everyone for free yeah thanks so Kenya yeah Kenya is like well you know candy was rooting for you Sheree but then when people are sending me things about you talking about me every week on your show, I get it because I'm good clickbait.

And it's like, you think I need you for clickbait? You definitely talk about me on the show. So please roll back the footage of her shading me on the show, okay? Can you please roll that back? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. So Sheree, I love it now that that's the thing that like the members of the reunion are trying

to actually prompt clip packages, because sometimes it happens. And they're all becoming savvy to it. And Andy is like, Sheree, in your interview, you've not commented about Candy, come on! We see, I wouldn't be surprised if she stuck dick in the locker room And she's like dick everywhere else and she did do Broadway, but that's just New York. It's not worldwide He's like, come on, you're all commenting about each other and she's like, well, she comments on me She comments on me and Tyrone and then we see clips of candy Basically talking about what a loser Tyrone is, but that's in defense of charade. It's not talking badly about you. Yeah. It's saying she deserves a better, right? Yeah, so Andy's like, I want to move forward. So speaking of shading, Betty from Chicago asked

charade, why don't you go see shade drop it with Drew when it took you 14 years to produce fashions that I can't even buy. And And she's like, well, 14 years Betty, I am fashion. So I'm doing a fashion line, but she doesn't represent fitness or workout. I love that. She's like, I am fashion. Yeah. And she doesn't represent fitness or working out. And then Sonia just looks away hilariously like she looks up at the balcony crowd. That was good. So to be like, um, excuse me, I represent wellness. She says, you have surgery. She was, I had a hand-sterectomy. I don't even have a uterus anymore. We all get stuff done. Breast, booties, uterus work. And she's like, what are you talking about my booty? You're crazy.

Squats not dots honey. Squats not dots. No. I think she says squats not shots. Oh, I was like, our dots really that high in calories. I was thinking about the dots you get from the mall, you know, that you peel off the. No, I think she meant like shots of like whatever filler. I mean, this is funny that Drew is now like revising her brand to be a wellness brand. It's like, no, every all your messaging is about losing

weight. So it's about exercise and fitness. Don't say this is a wellness brand. You are not beep or peep or fluke. Okay. So yeah, also like, I mean, like the whole thing like I had a whole hysterectomy. I don't even have uterus anymore. I have sympathy for that, but it has nothing to do with the present. That has nothing to do with droppin' with Drew in the sense that you're like, it's not about like, hey, I'm navigating life after this experience. It's like, oh, I lost 100 pounds in two days.

That's what your shit is. I was just thinking, that's a lot of pain, but is it more pain than walking past the different dots and not buying one every time you're at the mall? That's right. Like who wins here? Squats, not dots. Squats, not dots. So Drew's like, Drew does the whole,

the point of droppin' with Drew was that what I was going through as a woman. I've had three kids, I wanted my breasts to be back up. That's what I did for me. I was open about it. I would have liked some more support. I'm new to this. You've had struggles over the 14 years and can't you talk about that too. And I would have loved to have had that support the way I gave support to my very own breasts. Okay. And I didn't receive it. Yeah, I just didn't receive any support from women I think the problem with it is because you did it before and after With surgery. Yeah, and said it was your diet plan lady. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So then the birds are tweeting because I don't believe this load of shit, you know and Andy's like well both

Shed to a charat and she by charade took forever. So let's ask this question. Mindy for Midderson wants to know, is it true charade that you don't pay your telephone bill? You don't pay your automobile. You don't pay your Renaissance bill. Bap, bap, bap, bap. I better get a royalty for that.

Sure is like, listen, greatness takes time. And I work at my own pace. And my main focus, my children, I do it all for the children, Andy, all of it. Every single bed, I get out of bed for the children. He's like, your kids are grown, Shere. Well, they want grown for 14 years? So, that's something. Yeah, Sharay doing it, like doing it for the kids card

is such a hilarious bullshit. Andrew's like, so you don't pay anyone because of your kids, because I pay the people. Who needs to be paid? Andrew's like, well, you didn't pay me. It's just sort of like, that's the point you idiot. So Andy's like, and he's like, well, you say I need to pee, pee, pee, pee, people who need to be paid. The people who send

you bills get payment on those bills. And she's like, hmm, depends what it is. What, what a fucking answer. What is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? They all start laughing. And she goes,, well take for instance, these dresses that were all wearing. Marlowe, you made a comment last night that you're not paying for your dress. And that makes sense because someone did a job for you, but they did a horrible job. And Marlowe's like, oh, no, I didn't say that.

I said, I'll talk shit about them, but I still pay everybody. You're wearing the dress. So you're gonna try to not, and this isn't tomorrow, this is just Shere. In your example, you're showing up in the dress, you pay for the fucking dress. Wait, who's wrong with you? Yeah. Well, Mala, I think even Marla said something like, I don't want them to talk about me the way they talk about Shere. So I'm going to pay.

And can you say, well, you still have to pay when you contract someone, if you're not satisfied, it doesn't absolve you from paying them. you pay them and then don't use them again And sure it goes so you're saying that if you have a contract just in less it's in less you have a contract It says you only pay if you're satisfied and she's like oh Yeah, okay, I understand now because can you and can't you understand business and Andy's like well? I mean if you don't like your haircut, do you pay the hairdresser? And she goes, I did my piss that I paid. I'm very pissed that I paid.

And that's probably what happened with Ms. Lawrence, why we never see him again or her, are they? So then, why does Candy use off-camera? And hey, hey, let me get my Andy voice. Why does Candy use off-camera information against cast members on the show? Did not realize this was a thing that happened, but apparently someone, Sally from Beauty, picked up on this. So, you know, you have Fadre dating while separated and Dennis is tattooed and Marlowe dated your cousin and now she'll round Sheree a bit more else and can he's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah And she and Marlowe's like, well, I'm gonna respond. Now tell me if this is a lie or not.

Okay, I got a call from Todd asking me about doing a show. Truer false, Truer false, that's how I wanted to do a false. Yes, there's no answer. And Candy's like, no, you called first asking what you could do because oh, so it's a lie then. Yes, he did not call you out of the blue. Oh, so I just called you out of the blue. She's like, he did not call you out of the blue. Oh, so I just called you out of the blue She's like, yeah, you called us out of the blue. But why would I call you when you don't produce?

This is Marlowe. She's such a fucking liar. Yes, they do produce. How many shows does she have on Bravo alone? And then Todd produced that Hollywood diva thing. I'm not saying they produce the most successful things But they do do it and he does do that and it would would totally make sense that Marlow called and said, like, pitch a show for me. Yeah. And Candy's like, listen, you talked to me about what to do because at the time, you know, Marlow was not on the show for a while, and I was like, Todd, maybe we can help her out in some sort of way. And Marlow's like, no, say, say, say every, okay, let's just say everything Candy says is true. Theoretically it's true, okay. At, say, say every, okay, let's just say everything. Candy says is true. Theoretically, it's true.

Okay. At the end, you do have, you have to do a contract and the contract didn't make sense for me. And I said, no, I said no, Candy. And you have, and you have not been able to say, hey, you're a business woman, the contract did not make sense. Businesses like the contract didn't make sense to me. And I moved on, but you keep talking about the fact that like, oh, you got me a show and like, I was ungrateful, you know?

Right. And then we see a clip of Candy saying, yeah, you know, this is woman I got a whole show for. And Candy says, the only reason this is even a topic is because you got on this show, this season, and said, I never tried to help anybody. And I'm saying, yes, I did. I got her another show. Like, what are you saying? never try to help anybody and I'm saying yes I did I got her another show like what do you think I don't help anybody I literally got you a show by the way the the the

shut the producer is shaded candy a little bit because candy said listen she's like I let the show go I'm over it I'm over the she's basically says I'm over the fact that I got you a show and then it goes one week earlier I got her her all night, I got her show. So they were definitely like, she was still talking about it. But anyway, can't you? Well, she's talking about it because Marla's out there saying she doesn't do anything for people in Canteries.

I literally gave this woman who had nothing a show. She didn't say like, I got a ratio. She wouldn't even sign the contract or anything like that. She just said, you know, Marla's trying to move the goalposts. You know. And Marla's like, she wouldn't even sign the contract or anything like that. She just said, you know, Marlowe's trying to move the goalposts. You know. And Marlowe's like, you didn't help me, Todd helped me, but you didn't help me. And Katie's like, that is a lie, Marlowe, that is a lie. I'm like, say it, Candy, don't say that as the lie, just say the lies, the lies.

So Marlowe, you admit that Todd tried to help you, then why were you on TV saying that, you know, Candy disrespects Todd and all this other stuff. Marlo, you know that Marlo's full of shit, but she can still enrage me, because people like this make me crazy. It's like you're saying a lie, but you just say it loudly enough and just keep changing the sentence structure around, you know,

and tell everyone's like, oh, Marlo, Marlo's totally right. Candy's just mad that Marlo didn't like the contract because they were trying to screw Marlow over. Now it's become something that Candy and Todd have tried to screw Marlow in some way. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, and Candy's just, her voice is just like in that weird, like that high-pitched voice now. She's like, that is so annoying.

I tried to help you in multiple times. Just with... You know, she's just, just like, like I tried to help you and you come onto a platform with millions of people saying that I don't help. Yes. She's like, I tried to get her a shout. I got her jobs. If I can't do something,

and as they have put you on Marlow on this job. She's saying like, even when she gets appearance fees and stuff that she can't make, she suggests Marlowe, got it. So Andy's like, yeah, and besides, she pitches shows all the time. Remember the one about Mama Joyce on skis? That was a good pitch.

She actually stood on top of the desk and started criticizing Tom and, uh, Todd and Phantom I think that she was skiing. That was a good pitch, can't he? That was a good one. Oh, I really liked the one where they had Nora goes to basic training. Oh, that was a great show.

I almost picked that one up. So Marlo's like, well, I don't know that she pitches shows. Joe Candy yells at her, you know, basically freaking out that this woman is such an asshole. And then Marlo tries to do their shot face, like, I can't believe that she would yell at me like this on TV. Marlo, you are so fucking ungrateful.

You deserve nothing, you deserve it, nothing. So Marlo is like, okay, name three times you've tried to help. Name three, she literally just named three times, okay? She tried to get you a show, she gets you jobs, and if she can't do something, she literally just named three times, okay? She tried to get you a show, she gets you jobs, and if she can't do something, she says she, but she says she tries to get you put on the job. She's like, I got CNN to rename their headquarters after the Marlow Hampton Center for News. Well, that's not enough. So they're yelling over Siree and Andy and Siree is like,

excuse me, this is my section over here. Okay, this is my time to talk. So Andy is like, Siree, Reno from Swimmy wants to know, you said on Watch What Happens Live, which is a show that I'm on, that the sex with Tyrone isn't good. Was that why you weren't eager to get it in when we got home No, we got it in oh

So then how did you move the absonance cuz yeah, do I couldn't take it anymore? I wasn't that wasn't satisfied. You know how difficult it is to go from Football D to tyrone D. It's difficult wasn't good So he's like okay well looking back on your relationship with Tyrone, do you now think he was using you? There's really only one answer for this. And she's like, yes, because before we start taping, he was trying to do deals and then there was lawyers and then they wanted me to sign things saying he was not an out he was that I had to sign something he wasn't an actual housewife, but then I didn't sign I was very confused with her. I'm not going to lie. I actually were around this twice because I didn't understand because they made it sound like she just made a big point and I didn't get

it. She says before we started taping he was trying to do deals outside of like he didn't tell me. He sent me an email from his attorney saying he didn't know he was going to be on camera and he brought these papers and I think he's mad that I didn't tell me. He sent me an email from his attorney saying he didn't know he was gonna be on camera, and he brought these papers, and I think he's mad that I didn't sign them. What is any of that? Yeah, I didn't, it was, I eventually was just like, let Ronnie figure this one out.

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All right, I'm not even gonna wait to hear the answer that. Let's talk about the new news. Hey, Shirei, what can you tell me about the new boot? She's like, he's an S-guy. And they've been dating for a few months. For some reason, they're very reluctant to say his name. Is it maybe, so his name is Martell Holt and I guess because he's on a different he's on a different network he's on it's actually on a Carlos King show love and

marriage Huntsville and so they don't say his name say his name say his name no one is around you someone gonna say his name anyway so we're just gonna weave in awkward Beyonce references all episode, I guess. So they've been dating for a few months and she's sure I was saying, oh yeah, we've been dating for a few months and Andy goes, what does he do? And she goes, oh. But not your boosh, I wouldn't say that I'm, you know, But not your boo. She is well, I wouldn't say that I'm you know Dating anybody. It's not serious. It's day by day Andy Which is funny because that's like one day at a time the alcoholics

It's like the addict thing to say and Sheree Addicted to bad men and so Andy's like and you feel comfortable around him Can you say well she feels something. I don't know if it's comfort. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's the middle seat energy you're getting there, Andy. She's like, I'm just having some fun. All right. Well, moment in the woods would like to know, why are you

going to get with him after what he did with his ex-wife? Did you ignore the red flags? We're going to be pretty cryptic about this in the audience. So hopefully you guys can go Google it. So of course I did Google and this guy, he was married, he was married to his ex. And in fact, I remember when they were married, I feel like somehow I like saw them on something where they were like, we've got a great marriage.

And then it turns out that he had a mistress for seven years that he had a baby with. So I'm like, Shrey. Shrey, get a motor work on the judgment. So I'm a red flag, that's Shrey. Yeah, I'm on the judgment. Okay. It's like a red duvet, okay? Steril. Oh, fucking terrible.

It's like a red tarp that you put on a cliff side to make sure there's no mudslides, okay? Yeah, and Shrey is like, well, we all ignore red flags and goes, really? He's like, okay, well, what do we do to the X-Wife? And then she just kind of looks like, I don't know, and can he's like, well, we all ignore red flags. And he goes, really? He's like, okay, well, what did he do to the X-Wife? And then she just kind of looks like, I don't know. And Ken is like, she did, had it baby, multiple times. Well, watching the show, his show on a different network,

he's someone I would never ever think would be someone I'd want to talk to or date, almost like a person actively in prison. But of course, he's an attractive guy and I don't care about that. I don't care about his looks, you know, and Kenny goes, yeah, we know. You don't like care about looks. We met Bob. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,'m just like, oh, did you hear that? Jade? Did you hear that? Jade and they go, we heard it. We all heard it. And the birds just go crazy tweeting.

They're laughing. They're like, she's a great middle seat. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Great middle seat. I'm sure is like getting to know him. He's a totally different person. And Sonia's like, well, one thing I'll say about you, Shere is you don't care what people think.

And everybody just looks at Shere, like, wow, you're so brave, Shere. She's like, yes, I do it for the children. I do it for the children. Shere, we wish you the best, but just no bravo will not be funding any, sorry, he cheated on you. I get to feel better part of his business, he's been because we already did it. So you I get feel better parties this season because we already

did it so you're on your own for this one hey let's talk about this. Sonia, Sonia and Drew were fast friends who turned into faster friends metaphorically of course because we as we saw Drew as a very slow runner who injures herself. It seems like the only thing that Sonya wanted to drop with Drew, with Drew herself. Ah! So Drew says that she is upset because they were building a friendship. And I mean, you came to my 77 year old mother's birthday,

okay, and you met Shamiya there. So don't make it seem like I did something wrong. Don't give extra energy either because you were called a second ago. And Sonja's like, um, you want to know what you did? You want to know what you did? I was like, oh God, these two. These two, this fight is about nothing, okay? And I love how like upset they both get about it. Because this fight is nothing. You were forced to be friends for the show and she doesn't like you. And that's it.

And where are you acting like being invited to your mom's birthday is doing somebody a favor? Okay. You okay to my 77 year old mother's birthday? Oh, pastor. It's so true to do that, to like make a big deal off of like a non like notable birthday, like 77. I mean, it's great that she's 77.

And she looks amazing for 77. But like after everything I gave you, you came to my mother's birthday. I invited you to hang out with several elderly people. And this is how you repay me. So, um, so then Sonia's like, well, um, basically Sonia's like, well, because Drew lied, she lied on me. So she said, it goes back to the situation when they were in New York and Drew had claimed that she felt blindsided by Sonia saying that she felt a certain sort of way about Drew.

And Sonia's now saying, like, you said that we didn't have a conversation. You said that I used your free glam and then talked to you about your efforts, but actually, I did have a conversation that was off camera with you and Ralph, and the mate, with you in front of Ralph and the makeup artist.

And you know what, and Drew, today you were going to be honest because I know God knows and Ralph knows. Basically, as she's saying, I went to your hotel room in private so you wouldn't be blindsided on camera when I brought this conversation up. And I said that I talked to Kenya, but then when we got in a group, then you acted like then you blindsided me.

I'm like blindsided. Who cares? The conversation was still the same. Okay? You didn't like Drew. You told Ken you didn't like Drew. What's the big deal? Drew was just acting blindsided that you didn't like her, which is kind of true because Drew didn't do anything to you. I mean, I can understand my liking Drew, but Drew didn't do anything to you. Why are you so sensitive? Well, yeah, well, she was saying honestly, she wasn't even that I don't think that she even was upset with Drew.

She was more like, oh, Drew's not as cool as I thought she was when I first met her. Like that was pretty much what she said she told Kenya more or less because she said, when I first met Drew, she was jovial and fun and like-hearted and then Drew said that sometimes she has issues with a girl and that she's not confrontational, but that's how they see me. But then as she got to know Drew, she knows that Drew was in the middle of every argument and was confrontational. And she was like, oh, so Drew is this person that she claims that she isn't.

And that was sort of like made Sonya be like, and not so into Drew. And that's kind of what she conveyed to Kenya. And then she told Drew, by the way, I did say this to Kenya, and then Drew's acting all like, oh, you talked behind my, like Drew acting like they never had that, like she didn't give, I don't know, so stupid, but that was the gist of it. So Drew's like, well, first of all, it was on camera

because there was a producer camera there. And she goes, no, you tell the truth, Drew, and she's like, can I speak? Can I speak? You overtop me, Drew, you overtop me, can I speak? You overtop me, you overtop me, you tell the truth through and she's like, can I speak? Can I speak? You overtalk me Drew. You overtalk me, can I speak? You overtalk me, you overtalk me, you overtalk me. And then Andy's like, Drew, why do you spend so much time

overtalking people? Okay? Mayo from Nays wants to know Drew. Is this why you can't resolve issues with Ralph? Also because Ralph is a fucking asshole. Mayo from Nays, okay? And he's like, well, Andy, I do try. I'm a work in progress. Never said like that, that's talking about red flags. Anytime anyone says I'm a work in progress, that is my new biggest red flag. And it's aligned

right out of Rouse Book too, which shows that they're perfect for each other. So Andy's like, Sonja, how did you feel when Marlow agreed that you were cloud chasing? And she's like, well, you know, Marlow didn't really know me then, so she didn't know that I wasn't a cloud chaser. Yes. Well, you did ask for the biggest platforms to be there.

I mean, it's not bad to ask the biggest influencers to help you promote your program. It makes sense. And then we see a chart of all their Twitter followers. And it's so funny. The way Candy's just keeps going. It's like, you so big. Bleeeeee.

And signing us like, no, I wasn't a cloud chaser because I originally invited Drew. And she doesn't have the most followers, so why would I invite her then? I didn't, which is like just like, yeah, Drew with her sad, you know, 500,000 or so followers. And she goes, I didn't even ask them to post it on their social media.

And I, no, I was, then Sonia starts doing the, like now comes the soap opera moment. She's like, I was genuinely trying to get to know everyone and I was like, really hurt because, true, I honestly feel like, you know, you have to stop acting and start being real. I came on this platform to be everyone's friends and the fact that you would come on here

and still flip it on me. Like, you were not cool, bro. You were not cool, bro. And she cries and she goes, I don't wanna talk about it. And she goes, but you've been talking about it. She goes, don't do it. Don't. And she says, I don't want to talk about it. And her goes, but you've been talking about it. She goes, don't do it. Don't.

And Drew says, you're so angry. She's like, because you're lying. And Andy's like, Drew, she's crying. She goes, no, she's not. There's those are tears. And there's just tears coming out and goes, that's crying. OK? And she's not trained actress.

She's not even doing the, who theotahigan method. Yes, she is. Sonia, what are you smelling right now? You're perfume. No, what are you smelling? I know what you're smelling right. You are a little girl whose mother has left her in a supermarket. Okay, tell me about the things on the shelves. I'm not doing good at egg and droop. So Andy asks if this is a friendship breaker, or is there hope for this friendship? And Drew's like, I said what I said, she's a flip flopper. Shure, what do you think about that?

Shure goes, well, I don't know about flip flopper, but I know that, you know, Drew's a liar. So, yeah, she's like, Drew's known as a liar. So then yeah. She's like, choose knowing as a liar. So then we move on to the Marla segment and he's like, Marla was really nice getting to see you, the Ramam. I was the rest of your visit. Did she get to connect with the boys? So Marla starts to cry because basically, you know, it was a really good visit, but afterwards

her mom went back to her old ways of just not being there, not being good grandma and all this other stuff and she talks about how, you know, like her mom had a rough childhood because her grandma didn't know how to be a good mom, et cetera. So like her mom didn't really learn and she just wants her mom to be there because like some, you know, if she has a bad day, she wants to be able to call out her mom and, you know,

and talk to her. Yeah, so we get Marlowe's whole story, basically. She, she, like, has a whole segment about how she grew up and how her mom beat her and she ran away when she was 10 years old and then went from family to family. One was abusive. The next one moved her to St. Petersburg and the mom actually, she came home from school one day and she was really happy in this home, but the lady was strict and she was telling people, this lady is so strict. And so she came home one day from school and the lady said, you have to leave because

you're shit talking basically. You're telling everyone I'm strict and I care about my reputation. And so then she got kicked out of the next one. And then, I mean, it's really sad. The whole thing is... It's real... The one that was saddest was that what she wound up at a house that she really thought was going to be like her new true home.

But then the sister, her foster mom's biological daughter was feeling like she wasn't getting attention. So the mom kicked her out. And and that's the thing that kind of sent her down the back like a path of like bad behavior and and all sorts of stuff. And you know, she had to sort of figure out figure out life on her own at that point. It was actually it was like incredibly heartbreaking story. And the the labios are saying they didn't know like how deep all of this went basically. They didn't know all the details. And Marla says, well, Anthony knows,

I'm not the assistant, but a canty's god brother. And so she's like, yeah, you know, Anthony knows he was there for me. Yeah, I used to date candy's god brother. And candy says, yeah, before housewives. So we've known each other for over 14 years, which kind of goes back to candy, also getting Marlo on housewives, you know,

which people also don't think so when Marlow's like List one thing you've done for list three things you're sitting in this fucking chair. You know what I mean? Like come on now. So I mean, I think it's clear that Marlow does not trust when when people do good things for Marlow She she always bites the hand that feeds her because I think that she doesn't trust those hands I mean just listen to these experiences people that take her in and then kick her out. So I think she's just trying to get the first shot in before they can metaphorically kick her out, which is just so sad. Yeah. So he's like, well, it makes me wonder, was it a big deal getting a peach because you just

wanted to be wanted? And she's like, yeah, because I always feel like I'm not wanted and I'm not worthy. And then, you know, people say I'm not worthy to be here or I'm too ghetto or stuff like that. And I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong? And Andy's like, well, Kenya, Marla was Marla was Marla what you thought she would be on this show. And Keny says, no, because instead of showing people, she had a great heart and was a good friend, she went the opposite way. Wow, well, in New York she showed you she could be a good friend.

Remember, she like gave you a pep talk outside of Pizzeria and Keny is like, I think the term great friend is a stretch. Like I would use the term great friend, perhaps with like, oh, Beyonce is my great friend. Ha ha ha. And she's like, yeah, well, it felt good because I watched the episodes and, you know, there's one scene where I'm sleeping on her shoulder

on a bus and then there's a scene where I'm talking to Brooklyn. And so that felt really good. And Kenny's like, yeah, and then you turned around and weaponized shit against me, you know, and like weaponized shit I was going through with my husband against me, you know, so that was a phony moment. And she's like, I didn't say anything about her husband.

And can you just laugh? Like, come on, let's not Donald Trump this. Like, you did many times. And she did. And that's the thing with Marlow, you know, and I have to say as cold as it seems for Kenya to be still kind of going in, like Kenya doesn't even give a fuck. It's been a 10 minute segment on Marlow's life, and it has been really, really sad. And I have to add, actually, I know it's shocking to be saying this, but I have to actually

kind of credit Kenya for not letting her get away with just over painting over all of that shit and acting like, oh, I'm just such a good person. I'm just wounded. Can you say, no, this is bullshit. You can't ask me why I'm mad at her for being a bad friend. She's a fucking terrible friend. Like, she was saying, you know, your husband, that's why your husband doesn't want you or whatever she was saying. Like, uh, what? Maybe Kenya, maybe Kenya is able to see through or or not let this act distract her because Kenya is so good at pulling the exact same.

Yes. Every season. Yes. So, um, I mean, I felt from, yeah, I, like I feel from Mar-A-Low incredibly because I feel like I see why she does all, why she can be so heinous is really like, it stems from just like trauma as a child, but at the same time, they're like,

just because you can understand the heinous behavior does not mean that it's like, you're fine with- Less heinous. Right. It doesn't make the behavior less hate. But that being said, Kenya has also been one to talk about being abandoned and my mom and that,

which I'm not saying in a way to dismiss those things, but Kenya has often asked for forgiveness because of her very, very similar childhood, trauma that she has't heard as well. Yeah. So, anyway, so basically Kenya's like, yes, well, she weaponizes all that against me. And, well, shit, by the way, Marlowe also revives. She's so funny the way she revives.

She's like, I never said anything about Mark. She's like, yes, you did. She's like, I never said anything about him while we were friends. I was like, oh, okay, that's that. So now once you guys start fighting, then you were allowed to say stuff about him, got it? Yeah. So this has all led to problems with Ben.

And you know, she's like, listen, running away from home at 10 and being in five different foster homes, you can imagine the things that I've had to do to survive, you know. And so they want to call me a horn, a prostitute, but they can't name one that I've had to do to survive, you know, and so They want to call me a horn a prostitute, but they can't name one man I slept with just because I like fashion. They're all like, you know It's like she has me and then she's like they just don't like me because I like fashion. I'm like what? Yeah, it's not the point. That's not the point, you know, and Kenya's like, um, can I say something? That's not true And it's like don't don't Yeah, that's that's the cliffhanger. So next week we'll have to see how what

How this all plays out, but yeah, that was the the first first episode no one fell in the mo a little sad I would have liked the something to fall in the mo I would have liked also a bird to get loose because Whenever a bird gets loose had a reunion. It's always funny, but yeah, it didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah, it was, you know, that stuff with Marlow is tricky because it's so sad. And at the same time, it's like, yeah, but we've all seen what you're doing on TV. So it's hard because it's like, I don't not feel like I guess you could feel for somebody and still disagree with them.

I guess it's the point. You can feel for someone. I think Marlow has to start really working at it a little bit more. You know, I don't know what sort of therapy she goes to. If any, or what she's been through, but I think that like, you know, like the fact that she goes low so quickly, like the moment she feels threatened, it doesn't matter what someone has done for her, and it makes sense why she doesn't care if someone's done something for her because she's had experiences where people have done things to her good things for her, and then turn around and done, like,

significantly worse things to her. So I think that's why she doesn't care, Lich, if she goes low with candy or anyone else. But like, it's not a good trait to have, and I'm sure next season, because I think she'll come back with a peach, I think that she would, especially after Andy was like, wow, doesn't make you wanna cry a little bit,

does this peach kind of like feel devoid in your life that you've wanted all your life, just to be accepted and we've gave you the acceptance, right? So I'm then to fire her. But to be a good guy, I think she could rule to fire her after that. But I'm sure next fire her. That'd be a good idea. I think we should cruel to fire her after that. But I'm sure next season will be like, why do I do the things that I do, Dr. Ken?

Oh, yeah, she can have her Leon Lockin. Now I'm now I meditate with bowls, don't. Yep, that'll be 100% it. That's gonna happen. All right, well, we'll find out, but that's not for another year. Next week we'll be back with part two of the reunion. Thanks so much for being with us everybody. We will talk to you next time.

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