Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Blue Ridge Molehills

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Guess what? It's me, Ronnie. Guess what I'm with. The gorgeous return from the almost dead Ben Mantelker. Hello Ben. Hey Ronnie, how's it going? Welcome home, Hein. Thank you. Thank you so, like, gosh, I am so impressed with the workload you had to take on while I was out last week with the COVID. And that you did an entire episode with Nancy de Bobo. I mean, that was that was crackheaded. That's a, that you're a hero, a hero amongst us all. Thanks, man. Well, that was fun. It was just, you know, like a half a week

of just sitting here, yapping to myself. So that was fun. And thanks to everybody for supporting that craziness. I'm so glad you're back. Thank you, Josh. You don't know what kind of bitch you're married to until he gone. Like stroking your picture. So I do this. So come back to me. Oh, I was, I, I first of all, I want that

thank you to everyone who has like, said messages and posted things about me getting better because I did. At long last, COVID got me, you know, we knew it was gonna happen, especially here in California, this latest strain of like, EA.1467321 is like, is like getting everyone. And so, Dom had to go on a work trip and then he got it. And then I knew it was only a matter of time before I would catch it. And sure enough, I got it. And I was just getting to that place where I had hope. I had hope.

I was like, you know what? I think I'm getting, I think I'm getting by. I think I'm actually not gonna get it. It's been like four or five days. And it was Monday night, not long after take a seat, which by the way, it's tonight. I started to get a sore throat and I was like, uh-oh. And then by Tuesday, I was like, uh-oh. And then by Tuesday, I was like, uh-oh.

You know, by Wednesday, I finally tested positive. And the rest is history, but like honestly, I'm so, so grateful for everyone who reached out and was so kind. I'm still actually positive. I still am like broadcasting with COVID, but I am figures crossed, the worst is behind. Well, congratulations because, you know,

I know that since COVID came out, it's been weighing on your mind. It's like, am I gonna get in? Am I gonna get in? And then, you know, like a street light will turn and you're like, do I have COVID? Do I have COVID? So I'm kind of glad you got it in that way

that it just like, now you've got it, you know? It's like when you're waiting for the opposite of whatever Christmas is, you know? Like where you're so excited, or your birthday, I guess Christmas is a bad example for you anyway. But when you're excited for something, and then it just takes forever to come, and then it calms, and you're like,

well that wasn't that exciting. But at least it was done. It was one of those things where a few months ago, my mindset switched to like, I just want to get it already and be over with it, but I didn't really want to, excuse me, articulate that because I was afraid that's like tempting fate, right? So I with it, but I didn't really wanna, excuse me, articulate that because I was afraid that's like tempting fate, right?

So I was like, I'm not gonna articulate that, but now that I have gotten it, I mean, I'm very fortunate. My experience was relatively mild. Like this was just sort of like an annoying cold, but I treated it with reverence. So like normally with a cold, I would have, you know, if I felt shitty on Wednesday, by Friday, I would have been like,

whatever, I'm gonna push you off record so I'm in charge of you. But like with this, I knew I'm like, you don't wanna like fuck with COVID. Like I just, I literally stayed in that bed. This is the first day I've been out of that bed since Wednesday. I've been just sitting in that bed,

watching so much TV, which I'm sure we'll talk about on our bonus episode. I finally have watched TV outside of Bravo. It's amazing. A lot of opinions, by the way, a lot of opinions, but I was very fortunate because I actually am double boosted and I actually think I'm not a doctor, but I have to think that that was one of the reasons why my symptoms were really so mild. You know, I just sort of was whatever. No one wants to hear about like what it was like, but the point is this, hopefully we're on the up and up.

I sound like I'm about to cry because my voice is like, you do, I like it. I like it. It's like your final speech, you know. It's like, final speech, you know Then has it been in town for a little while and then he comes back to the village and then he gives a big speech And then murders all the people in the village, you know, yeah, I'm getting it runs I'm getting emotional. Oh like speaking of which by the way great segue Throne has COVID It's over all the blonde from Game of Thrones got coming.

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Winter is crappin'ing. It's coming back. So Everyone who loves their Game of Thrones and is all-amped for this prequel Come join us because we will be recapping every episode in the way that only Ronnie and I know how Idiotically, yes, idiotically, completely ignorantly. We're gonna be like, who's that? Who's the blonde one? They're like all the one. I know. It's like going to a restaurant in Texas.

It's like, wait a minute. Who is everybody? You're all the same. So let's get onto some real house walls of Atlanta. Guess who's going to Blue Ridge. Yeah. Wow, that's quite a hot button title. Guys.

Okay. Guess who's coming to Blue Ridge. It's Ken, yes, spoiler alert. Yeah, spoiler. It's a button who's part of the cast, who's scheduled to go there. Yeah, Ken, yeah, Candy mentions at one point that Ken is probably going to show up that she's always doing this. She just wants to make an entrance. Yeah, we all know that person, you know. to make an entrance. Yeah, we all know that person, you know. Mm-hmm. It's me.

I don't know, maybe I'll come. Yeah, maybe possibly I'll come. And then they come like an hour late. Like, hello, it's me. Yeah. I wish I could be that person. I wish I could be that person. But I'm always like, oh my God, are they gonna be mad at me?

I'm gonna get there 10 minutes early if I can. Yeah, no, I'm not really that person. I'm not really that person. I'm not that person. I'm always like, oh my god, are they gonna be mad at me? I'm gonna get there 10 minutes early if I can. Yeah, no, I'm not really that person. I'm not really that person. I'm not that person. I'm always on time. I always RSVP, I always write a thank you text. Okay, I'm a very polite person. But here we are, where are we?

I wrote DeBoomerang, I don't know what that means. Yeah, Kenyah's at a place called Boomerang with Brooklyn. It's like a kid place with like ball pits and stuff. So she's there with Brooklyn and Candy's there with Blaze. So it's Brooklyn and Blaze at Boomerang. And there's a lot of going down slides, a lot of toddlers running around. It's, you know, it's cute.

I mean, I get that this show is called Housewives and we're supposed to see the kids. And the kids are actually really cute. But first of all, if you're gonna name a place Boomerang, I need it to be a place that fixes really ugly toes because that's all I remember from that movie. I was going to say I need Earth a kit to be checking people in and praise jokes. You want some snake of... It's like Eric and Jane Earth a kit. Yeah. Also, if your kids are going to hang out, that's great. I don't need to watch it for 10 solids minutes Okay. Get to talking. Get to Tino. Yeah. I would say as a general

note, this episode was one of those episodes where it was like, okay, they're stretching the content to meet their episode order because like literally this entire episode should have been the first 20 minutes of a normal episode. That was very like, okay, Brooklyn, let's get our shoes. Brooklyn, tie your shoes, Brooklyn. Okay, Brooklyn, what do you say to the shoe place? Okay, then they go into the ball place. Oh my God, it's Blaze on a slide.

Okay, do you want to go on a slide? Let's talk about the slide. I love slides. I love slides. Okay, let's sit on a bench. I love benches. Me too. Okay, you too.

Get on with it. I don't need to sit here and watch you order fucking popcorn Yeah, also I thought it was interesting that Candy Candy had this like moment where she's talking about how it's such a blessing that they're all together because For years she was rooting on Kenya and praying for her and now she has Brooklyn and Brooklyn's being a big sister to blaze And she had to go through I like IVF go through IVF to get a surrogate, to get this all to happen. And I was like, oh, our Kenya and Kenya, about to have a huge fight, because usually that means that they're about to not be afraid. Like if someone's proclaiming about how close their their front your biz because they'd be and lifting off

Like their resume of why they're close. I'm like, oh, that means there's gonna be a betrayal soon Oh, yeah, I guess so I guess that is kind of typical all I could think is like here's these two it's been a decade and now two children And Todd still hasn't gotten a generator at all night again That's all I could think about the whole time. I was like, enjoy the slide while the people eat in the dark. Okay? Enjoy the slide. Enjoy the joy, enjoy the dark slide. So yeah, they can't, Kenya starts talking about how her business is in trouble

because of supply line issues or shipping stuff, et cetera. And so she has like orders in Walmart and CVS, which is really awesome, but she can't get them the orders that they need, so it's, you know, everything's chaotic. And candy, she says, yeah, I've got these stores and candy says, but how are you going to supply the stores if there's no product? And candy goes, oh my god, candy, that's why you're a business woman. No one else has asked that. It's like a pretty logical question. Yeah. She's like handing her the shit. I believe it to you.

Yeah. She's handing her like the Shark Tank trophy. I'm like, oh my god, I had a business. So they basically start talking about Marlow. Because Marlow is having this trip to Blue Ridge. And Candace, like, don't let Marlow deter you from having a good girl's week. And she's saying, yeah, with me, it was real weird too, because at the party, she got

all nice to me, all of the sudden, and then she like sat me down and started crying about kicking your kids out. And that made me tear up because, you know, I helped my cousin out when he needed it, when he was younger. And I can't imagine kicking him out. Yeah. I believe the way that Candy really summarized this moment is when she said, I was like, wait,

woo! So yeah, she's basically like, they're both like, wow, she's really adding to those kids trauma. And you know, like basically, Candy says, you know, when she decided to take responsibility for them, she should have accepted that she was going to have to put her feelings to the side. I also think it's kind of impossible to follow up Candy. I mean, Melvin makes delicious mac and cheese now. So, you know, like, how do you follow that? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm fair expectations. Yeah. So then we go over, now we're talking to see what people are doing around town and so Shere is zooming with one of her, she buys Shere designers and she's like, well I just have a few edits on the jogger, let's put the waistband on the inside because people love the BBL and so it needs to cinch in the center and so the zoom just like freezes on this designer and it just freezes on her face. And her face just gives her a look like, seriously? Seriously? It's just like the perfect face to have like a designer frozen on. Well, yeah, because she was probably about to say, hey, fuck off, okay? Like you can't make a change like that and just expect me to get that done today.

I mean, that's a big thing having the string go on the inside now. She's like, you know, we need the string on the inside of the joggers now because people get BBLs and their buckets really big and their waist gets really small. Look, well, listen, the string gets a string, okay? You can't just suddenly change the string. That's probably why she can't keep people to work with. Like, here's her shipment. I mean, the string's on the inside.

You better get some scissors and start polling. Well, she knows that if she protests, it's gonna take another like two years to get back to where they are now. So she's like, okay, I'm just gonna ride them momentum. Yeah, so I'm all mad for the string people. I'm like, the work that these string people put in. Maybe that would be, I think that would actually be

a really good technique on Zoom if you just pretend like you're frozen. So that way, any freeze on a really bitchy face. And then people were like, oh, were you mad at me? You're like, no, no, I'm fine. But you were mad and you were able to express that you were mad. But then you didn't have to deal with the repercussions of you getting mad at your boss. So you could vent in that way and just have like this like that like like freeze as if you're about to say, fuck you. And they're like, Oh shit. And then like, then you come out of it. You say, fine idea. And like, Oh, okay. Well, you could just use me for that because I'm getting a lot of Botoxies days. My face looks like that too. People are like, Hey, Ronnie, are you okay? Yeah.

People are like, hey, Ronnie, are you okay? Yeah. You look like you're a comodose. Oh, you know, I paid a lot of money to look like that. Okay. You know, it's like, there's like your old coming down the side of my face. You don't have a wrinkle on your face. I don't know why you're getting so much Botox.

Really not, I'm just kidding. I just get it in the middle, but it is hard to get used to my face, not like my face makes crazy or faces now because you know just that center part of my forehead doesn't move but it makes all the other parts move more to express things. Yeah.

It's like Ronnie what is your you're doing by your lip? You know I'm like I'm giving somebody a dirty look. You sure showed them buddy. Okay so um of course Cindy the designer sorry string people. Hey Cindy pass that on to the string people for me. So we go to the string lobby. So we go to Sonia, who's with her sister Sherry. As she's trying to make this a really positive scene,

like you know, like I'm doing this trip for I fit because I did some videos for I fit. And they love the video, they love the series so much. They're giving us another series. And this this is amazing we're gonna go to Florida and her sister's like oh you and the husband and she's like guess me AdWars about this and that great well the poor sister has to take care of that whole fucking family you know yeah while they're gone so she's trying to make it sound like good news but if I were the sister I would start ordering multiple entrees to take home with me Just out of spite. Yeah, or just eat her patties. Just be like fun

This is the payment you get like I'm getting for clumped again. I'm like no, she can't leave her alone Poor bed. I know you never know when you're gonna get like a flemm attack with COVID. I'll tell you that much Mm-hmm. You got some patty karma God was like do flemm attack with COVID. I'll tell you that much. You got some paddy karma. God was like, do not touch the paddies! Strike him down. It brought a tear to my eye. Um, anyway, so then we see Marlo and she's packing for her trip and then Candy's playing with Ace, like shooting like little, like those, whatever you call those. I love this. I love this because Ace, you can tell how much A's gets one on one time with candy

You know cuz candy super busy So she's like shooting him with these balls and then she goes, okay, I'm out of balls and he goes, okay Thank you and then just leaves the room. It's like all right, kids You've got one tube of balls and then you're gonna get the hell out here Yeah, it's like an autograph session or something It's like the time when I it's like the time when I went to see get like Ida Gardens autograph and I stood in line forever and they're like, okay, you have 30 seconds and you cannot post for a photo with her.

I was like, great, perfect. I love that arenas such a diva. I love that Ida Gardens just like such a secret diva. I know, but I like, I found, I found like, so I actually did this twice back, like 10 years ago. And the first time I like broke it, I broke her like 30 second rule because I like, I gave like a piece of banter

that like caught her off guard. And so she bantered with me for a little bit. And I'm like, yes, I got 45 to a minute. But then the second time I was like, well, I gotta do it again. Okay, gotta bring some good banter. And I like gave, yes, I got 45 to a minute. But then the second time, I was like, well, I got to do it again. Okay, I got to bring some good banter. And I like gave her some banter. And she's like, that's nice.

And I was like, oh, shit, I only got 10 seconds that time. Turns out a reference to Lucrucé only works once. Use that one up quickly. Yeah, yeah. The point is Candy Bear is my name growing in the aces me. Yeah. Yeah. The point is Candy's very, she's not a grown in the Aces me. That's funny. So Candy is calling Martin.

Now she calls Marlowe and she, you know, they do the, what should I wear? It's like, and Marlowe tell their swimsuits, just bring swimsuits to a cabin. Okay. Yeah. Marllow's advice. Because there's gonna be a hot tub. So, candy's like, I don't want to use my good swimsuits.

So then, candy has to tell, candy tells Marlow that Kenya is not planning on coming because Kenya told candy this. So, candy's telling Marlow because candy keeps getting dinged by everyone for not being open with their communications. I was like, you know what, I'll be open my communication. I'm gonna tell her. So Marlow's like, by whatever,

I think we'll survive without her. Oh, by the way, I feel like COVID's been really good for my Marlow impersonation. You got it, nailed it, Brent. Dale, Brent. So then we see a scene of Marlow going through the kids room and cleaning it up and it is a hellscape. It really is.

And she's picking stuff up and she's going through stuff on the floor and making sure there's not stuff in pockets, etc. And at one point she lists a shirt and she goes, I sing. And she picks up a can of open icing that's just under a shirt. Yeah. It was made me disturbed. I felt bad for her. Although I also was like,

why did you leave this room like this for so long? So I used to, I mean, I was terrible. I can't judge those kids. They used, my parents used to lift the cushions once a week because that's where I would like hide rappers because I thought no one would ever find them if I just put them in the couch and it's like your little chubby kid.

They would like take off the cushions and they would be like sneakers, rappers and peanut butter cracker rappers. Oh, class. Oh my God. That's. I'm going to make it true. I just love every like always peeling another layer off the onion of your childhood. Just shove it in the couch, Ben.

Just shove it in the couch of that layer shove it in the couch, up that layer in the couch. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap ins commercial. So they're going through stuff. Okay, so then her sister Crystal comes over. So Crystal is the one who took the kids in. Okay, so Crystal's like, how's your day? And she's like, you know what, I just come up here and see the boys room.

It is bad. It is come up to my luxury home and see the luxury bedroom that the kids got and see all their luxurious things spread across the floor while you live in a one bedroom apartment with now six kids or whatever. I know exactly. And so yeah, she's showing them, she's showing all the all the clothes everywhere the total mess. She shows them the hole in the wall um and And uh and crystals like what you need to have more structure when it comes to them I mean otherwise they're gonna do whatever they want to do. I mean, this is a clear example She's like, well, think of blin. I'm so strict and she's like no, you're strict when it comes to schoolbook

But when it comes to cleaning up. I mean you got to come behind them. Don't just ask the few asked, I'll just do whatever they say. And I was like, yes, Crystal, I want to see Crystal like, I want to, I want to like have a camera in Crystal's home, just her just like nagging her kids clean, you know? That's so creepy. Hey, Crystal, can my friend been for the camera in your house? Watch you yell at your kids. Not like a webcam, but like a Bravo camera as in like we can watch Crystal taking care of the nephews. Right. Just how to raise kids properly. Yeah. It's a webinar. Yeah. So yeah, Crystal, Marlowe says that she's gonna take away the kids' phones

when they come back. She said she's closing the kids' phone lines tomorrow, basically, and she's gonna take away the kid's phones when they come back. She said she's closing the kid's phone lines tomorrow, basically, and she's like, there's too much social media. I think you need your kid's new phones. Otherwise, you're gonna have to deal with it. I would just put them, say, every time you fuck up, your phone is turned off.

Like, get some kind of pass code or something that you can put that in there to shut it off. I think the best motivator is a phone or a computer or whatever. Yeah, I also feel like the kids will somehow get a phone. So I don't know. I don't know what the deals with Marlowe when it comes to disciplining and like whether or not she's effective because then she starts talking about how she was Crystal's guardian. Because when Crystal was 14, Marlow took her in because she was in the foster system. And then Marlow goes, and then when that didn't work out, Crystal went back to her mom.

And I'm like, what do you mean when that didn't work out? I was like, so this is like actually, this is sort of like not the first time there's been a little bit of an issue with the Guardian situation, Marlo. Yeah, but it's also the second time she's like helped out, you know? I mean, I can't imagine. I feel like if my family called me was like, oh my god, you have to raise the kids. I'd be like, okay. And then I set up a tent outside and just be like, this is what a garden hose does. Okay. Here's some soap. Call me. I'll see you Saturday. Come over Saturday for a movie night. Yeah. You would be a great foster parent. You'd be like doing arts and crafts. You would be playing video games. You would be cooking with them. You'd be like, you'd also be like, you know, like reading them to filth when they act up. I think you'd be fantastic. You know, I've been considering

that, but I think I'm too old. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I am too old. I'm too old for that now. But I've been considering that because I'm like, you know, my life is empty. And then I'm like, but yeah, you keep it like that on purpose, you know, you can't put, you can't put Lamarlo all the time. And just be like, you know, you've been thinking about fostering a child.

Yeah, actually, I've been talking about it. Well, I've been talking about, I don't know if I've been really thinking about it or if I'm just like, you know, like, is my life worthless? Not anyway, we don't need to talk about this. You could do like a big brother, big sister sort of thing too, also,

which is like not as... No, I want to credit. I want to credit later. Yeah, I want some of the call me mom, you know? Yeah, I don't want some of being like, oh, I've kind of remembered this person who kind of helped me once. I want them to be like, you know, yeah, I don't want someone being like, oh, I've kind of remembered this person who kind of helped me once. I want them to be like, you know, remember how well I did the dishes, Mom?

And I could be like, yes, oh my God, I'm so proud of you. Look at you graduating flight school. Yeah, I could cry. Okay, so, you should have a reality show or something. Like, who wants to be my daughter? And just people cannot dish in their children. Like, my my kid I can't deal with my kid take them like hmm so okay so back to crystal she's um she's saying book these kids you know I get it I mean I woke up today I had to go to work there's candy paper all

over the floor you know I woke them all up and I to go to work. There's candy paper all over the floor. You know, I woke them all up. And I said, this is how you get rid of candy paper. You put it in the couch cushions, okay? If you ever want McDonald's again, put it in the fucking couch cushions. Oh, oh really, you're gonna call somebody? Really? You think I'm scared? You think I'm fucking scared? Previewed in my future.

Yeah, I hope the can be paper Nazi. But then Marlow was saying how she was saying like, I have William, was it Marlow said this or a crystal that William with the house the other day and had wrinkled khakis on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Crystal said that. She goes, she said that, she's like, you know, Marlow would freak out if she saw you like that. Marlow's like, that's right. Every single morning they had to come into my room and I had to see how they were dressed. So I love how Marlow had like,

like not a fashion show, but basically like, you know, was making sure they were dressed completely properly every single morning. I feel like, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like, first of all, that's great. Second of all, I feel like as a child,

I just was sort of like wind up in some sort of random ass corduroy pant and just go off to school. I don't know. I think my parents were just like, here's a waffle. Yeah, my going to school was like a fashion show called Well, It Fits. By Ronda. So crystal is like, yeah, but you know, you also, because Marla is going on, she's like, I'll send you some money. But, you know, hey, do you think I'm a bad person for saying, I need a break?

And she's like, well, look, everyone needs a break, but certain things, they shouldn't hear, and they're kids, and they have feelings, you know? Like, when you say, Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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Wrinkled dockers. You know, they shouldn't have to hear that because it hurts them. And Marlos is kind of nodding. And she's like, well, listen, I was raised by the same mom as you and that's how she speaks. So listen, I got, when I was growing up,

she would call me Jerry Curl Bigfoot, you know, and that was really bad. But I don't want to be my mom and put them down. And she goes, so I'll save it for Kenya. Yeah. Yeah. So now there, now it's time to head off to the, on this camping trip.

And so they're all gathering. And so Shiree is meeting up with Marlowe. And Shiree has broken her, well, it looked like in her foot at first. But then she tells the story. And she's like, so I'm in a department store. I'm trying on some rain boots. Child, when I tell you I put my foot down in the boot,

this baby toe got stuck on the side and I'm pushing down and just imagine the baby toe stayed here and my foot went down. It was crazy. Thank you. This has been Shrewet Field for the Pinky-toe monologues. And that's why my favorite chip is the thin kind with What's his thoughts? Thank you.

Wow. Sherewa feel broker tell on a rain boot. I'm waiting to hear about the lawsuit from showing the rain boot because the first thing I thought was really when he's doing the rain boots, Shere, when are you suing the rain boot? Watch out, LL bean. is doing the rain boot. Watch out LLB. Learn your legal team. So candy, Drew and Manieta are all together. So they're going to go to the they're going to drive together to the cabin. And Drew is so happy. She's like, I just love Manieta. We connect on so many levels. Manieta's going to hate you in about six minutes.

Okay, stop stop trying to claim everybody who walks in the door. Drew. Yeah, I We can act on so many levels. Manieta's gonna hate you in about six minutes. Okay, stop trying to claim everybody who walks in the door, Drew. Yeah, I also feel like they're doing, they keep trying to do an introduction from Manieta every episode. Manieta is great, she's one of Candy's friends. She's also Nio's baby mama.

I'm like, he told us this like 10 times this season. Yeah. So then food delivery comes and it's from Marlow and the food is from OLG. And they're like, sorry, you know, I did pick up the order. They said to tell you that nothing at the restaurant is working. So you're going to actually have to fry these. But just go ahead and take those ingredients. Yeah.

And so it's like, you're not fresh. Yeah. Yeah. And so it's like, it's not fresh. Yeah. So then Kenya, I mean, Marlow gets a Rolls Royce for her in Shire, they go driving off because she says, I want to show everyone how I travel with class. And then, but then the other ladies,

they get an ass of Martin, like SUV. And so they're all like wow as they get in and then the lady who's driving is like I'm sorry there's no way we can eat in this car. I'm sorry guys there's just no way we can do this. So they're like okay. We're gonna get the candies like fuck this then we're not leaving. So she gets out of the car. She's like let's go eat first.

Yeah inside and they eat for an hour upstairs. You send them food that they can't eat in the car. And then Marlow gets a ton of food. She has a cold catering in her car. I know it was like sweet greens in there. So, um, so then Marlow, they're, Marlow's driving along with Shere and she's telling Kenya, I'm telling Shirei that Kenya is not coming. And Marlo is like, Shirei, how the heck did Kenyana get back to this place? Shirei is like, well, when you called her a liar that triggered all the things that you'd said and done before.

And I believe this is where we saw a montage of all, again, like the 10th time this season of Marlo just talking so much shit about Kenya. Yeah, I'm then going what happened? What happened? Just don't understand Yeah, she's like why can't two black sisters just get along, huh? Because you constantly start shit Marlow, okay? Watch the tape that they're showing right now So then back at candies or whoever's they're eating inside and So then back at candies or whoever is there eating inside and I'm not yet as like well can we eat in the cabin? Andrew's like can we even shit in the cabin?

It's like oh shut up Drew, why do you got to take it there? You know, I'm not going to like you either. Yeah. So yeah, they're heading up there. And then where are we at now? By the way, I'm like lost between all these notes of them in the cars. Dry. Marlow calls Candy.

And Candy's like, why would you send us a car and wings? But then we can't have the wings in the car. And she's like, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't even eat wings in my own car. I don't. You could have sent crackers. So then they just do car talking and talk about, Don't car, I don't. You could have sent crackers, you know? Yeah. So then they just, you know, do car talking

and talk about Kenya not coming. And then they talk about how, Candy says, you know, she's probably coming, she just likes to make an entrance and then we get a montage of Kenya entrances. Kenya more hair care. My personal favorite. Classic.

And then there's like questions about it. It's for tomb, gonna come. But it turns out Fatume can't come, she can't make it, and Drew's like, Fatume is really trying. I don't know anything about her, but she knows all this stuff about me, which I think is just funny, because I feel like Drew is the biggest tryhard out here. And then, then they start talking about how Marlow kicked the boys out. And so they're just, they just start talking about parenting and how it like takes the village, you know, to raise kids and they all talk, share it, talk about like taking people into their family or having been taken in, et cetera.

And, you know, just talking about all that stuff. So then we have, who farted? We've got who farted scene, push the rain Marlowowe and Marlowe she's like uh to somebody past guess. Like the one who smoked it melted. And then we get to the house and they have a concierge Amanda. She's like welcome. Welcome. We're gonna do anything we can to make you happy. And so you may have met my sister who worked at the interior design store last week. Remember her?

So I was my sister. Just peeking up behind a bus back there. I'm like, not to say it. Anybody would like to look at an old grandfather clock. Just please call me up here. So yeah, they walk around this quote unquote cabin, which is just a mansion and then the other car arrives and and Sheree is like looking for a room and she's like, I need a bedroom with a bathroom in it.

And Marla goes, oh, because you got gas. Yeah. That was you bitch. So then Drew comes and she's like, I thought it was just gonna be a little cabin Oh my god, I love Monietta so much. And he wanted to be friends Yeah, I did Surrey starts telling the story about her toe again explaining how she broke it by I'm too into a boot

And then the toe got on the edge of the potato chip and I said thank God these potato chips aren't too hard They're not something just like I like them with a little sea salt otherwise I could have lost my foot They're like wow great story Sheree great story. I mean at this point you just have to make something up Sheree I feel like the I was putting on a rain boot It was just like it doesn't have an arc to it, and it's like sad, you know? Like... It's like them have an arc. I guess it does.

The foot went in and didn't make it all the way in, I guess. I don't know. I tried. You know, like the foot thought it was going to go in, and then on page eight, the twist was that the toe hit something, but the toe didn't really know it, and then it's with a whole thing thips around. The big toe is the one who broke the pinky toe. I mean, look, this is a season where we have lots of storyteller. We have Kenya who had sex with a guy who's

Jason, a coyote, you have some sort, we have mainly that, but I feel like why not? Why not build upon that? Why not? Why not? The lays. So then, you know, there do, so Marlowe has a game for choosing rooms. She's made all these candles and she's gonna hold up the candle and whoever guess who it relates to first gets to pick. So the first candle is young love, devotion and delusional love. And Drew is like, hmm, I would say, a delusional, Sonja, and then Shrek goes, is it true? Is it true, delusional? And Candy's like, I don't agree,

but I guess you're talking about Kenya. And she got it right. So then she runs around and picks her room. And she's like, listen, Candy's my girl, but I want to win. And I always get what I want. So she goes to get her room. The next candle is Good vibes and fresh gossip.

And she's like me, me. That's real. Ha ha ha ha. Next one is sound business plan and future success. Me, is that me again? So candy, that was candy's candle. So then, Marla, the next candle is high hopes

and low expectations. And Shreys, like, well, it should be true, but I'm gonna just go ahead, go out on a limb. Not too far, I don't wanna mess up my other toe, but I'll save some of you. She's like, yes, it is you go pick your room and get your hopes up for Christ sake. Mm, I do have high hopes, I have, I hope that I can put a foot into a rain boot safely one day, but I have low expectations.

So then Shere goes off, she goes off to her room and she's like, by the way, people, you can't use my bathroom. Tomorrow it goes, she was farting. So then the next one is, color coordinated workout, tear and drool is like, oh, me, me, me, I'm gonna go, that one has to be me. Marlowe's like, that's you. It's like, yeah. Yeah, and she goes, I should have made her the delusional one.

Yeah, it's on you. So she's like, okay, repeat resolutions and wishful thinking. This is you Drew. Yeah. So now they have to go to dinner and I'm almost like everyone, come on, let's go as is. Just put on some perfume and don't stink

and wipe your twat if it's a little musky from the ride. So then Ralph does the fucked up FaceTime Freeze, which is funny that you kind of called that at the beginning of the recap. She's like, Ralph, Ralph, can you hear me? Hi, Ralph. He's like, Hey, uh, uh, Ralph, are we frozen? Because your eyebrows, your eyebrows twitching. I don't think we're frozen. That's like, I see the beads of sweat coming down your forehead, but you're allegedly frozen. Wait, Ralph, now you're eating a piece of popcorn. You're not even pretending to be frozen. It's a guy here. You're frozen. Get near you.

So, uh, yeah, so they go. They're another in the Vans and, um, uh, there's Marla talking about her nephew's and she's just saying how she needs a break and she's not ashamed of it and she's going to leave them for 30 days. And Ken just like, you're going to leave them for 30 days. And Marla's like, you know, they're at my little sister, came out of my mom's vagina. So they're going to be fine. And Ken just like, but your sister has a two bedroom apartment with like a lot of kids. Marla goes, no, but she moved into three bedrooms today. So you know, that's normal where I come from.

I'm like, that's fine. That is normal where you come from. But like, if you have an opportunity to keep these like, like, take a load off your poor sister for crying out loud. Yes. And we see that candy is getting texts and candy is texting her. And she's like, I'm here. is anybody talking about me? Can't you just write us back, no? Yeah, because now they're at the bar, now they arrive at the restaurant. It's like some hotel bar on like, I can't tell where it is, like a higher level

or a lower level, but they're in a hotel bar and there's like some ladies at the bar and so the women all become preoccupied about whether or not like the ladies are locals or tourists. And so Marowe's like are you guys from here like yes we are we're starting like woo locals so then they order from the cutest waitress ever she's like I am I when you like something me oh my god. Would your legs lovely back? I believe they're making me do this. Yeah, would your legs lovely back? Yeah, and then, and then this is where they,

they order and they're talking about like getting candy drunk and candy's never been drunk, et cetera. And they're just like sub talk about Ralph or whatever. And then this is where candy attacks. And it's like, anyone asked me about me? And candy's like, no, which I was like, well, I'm here. Like come outside and get me.

Come on. So, which I feel is like, just walk in. Why do you need Candy to come get you? I can't stand what people do that. Um, she can't do this like, uh, yeah, we use the same hair and makeup people. So, I kinda need to know who's gonna come. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and commercial So she comes and everybody applauds and Shere is like oh, I need you to be drunk canya so drink something everybody likes drunk canya Please don't stay this normal terrible canya Drink something canya so we can all like you so Marlos all mad pushing her salad around. And she's like, thank you very much for coming, Kenya. You look beautiful. And she's like, no, I'm kind of her. I mean, Candy, she's telling us, Candy,

you knew she was coming. And you're kind of excited that she's here. I'm like, you honestly, keep, don't make this a, don't make this an anti-candy thing. Like, that's a stretch. Well, they all make it about themselves, you know, because of course Drew does too. She's like, this reminds me of that time,

Sonya said that me and Ralph weren't busy. It's like, shut up Drew. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So, Katie is like, well, I still have to see if Brooklyn's gonna come up here, but I have a house for us. And they're like, oh, you're not gonna stay with us. She goes, no, not if Brooklyn's coming. You made such a huge issue of it before. So then you do the exact same thing again. You bring your kid on on a trip without telling everybody. Last time you got a private plane for your kid and now

you're just getting a whole separate how like, do you even work here? Like, still up to work, man. Yeah, it's really, yeah, exactly. And um, yeah, so then, but then Kenya's, the can't Brooklyn's not there yet. So Candy's like, well, she's not here. So why are you staying somewhere else? And Candy goes, oh, because she's supposed to be coming today, but she's not. I'm like, what, did she have a fashion show to go to?

Like what was Bavarian having like some sort of like two for one deal that she had to go to for the popcorn or she have to work late. I mean what the hell. Yeah, did you have to stay late at the office? So Marlos like well good vibes good vibes good vibes and Candy goes oh don't worry because that vibes out of here the second Sonic gets here right through So can he's like Why isn't always something? And Drew's like, well, it's just something with her, not with me, because her first issue with me

was drop it with Drew. And then her second issue with me was that she didn't like me and Shree's actions. And then her third issue was that she apologized. And her fourth issue was that, you know, me and Ralph aren't busy. Sub-pulsively. And then her third issue was to shoot apologize and her fourth issue was that you know me and Ralph Arm busy Sub-pulsively and then her fifth issue It's like Drew girl you got too many issues. Go. I think it's you. I think when there's this many issues that you it's you Drew

So Sonia arrives and she's start she's like all excited because she just had this great time working with I fit and She's like oh and by the way what? I fit has invited all of us to Jamaica with our booth. So like she's just like really excited because basically the cast trip is going to be sponsored by I fit. And I'm just like, I did, I was too lazy. I was like, should I start doing this research? Is I fit owned by Comcast? Is that what's going on?

But either way, she, so they're going to be going to Jamaica courtesy of I fit owned by Comcast, is that what's going on? But either way, so they're gonna be going to Jamaica, courtesy of I fit, and so everyone's excited. And- She's kinda acting like she's doing them a huge favor, but for most of these people doing, you know, press for I fit, would cost a lot more money than a trip to Jamaica. So I would be like, where's my money? Like thanks for forcing me on one of your work trips to sponsor your shit.

Where's my money? That's true. So some Marlow's like, so I really enjoy you ladies and Kenya. I'm glad you joined us. Will you be staying at the house with us? And can you just like, I'll think about it. And Marl goes, well, when will you let me know? She's, hmm, as soon as I know. She's, okay, well, I really plan to trip for all of us.

And I'd love to have you at the house and Brooklyn is more than welcome. But if you do choose, I don't, you know, if you do choose that you don't want to stay there, I don't like Marlowe. I don't want you stay there, I don't like Marlow. I don't want you to continue hanging out with us. So, it's either stay in the house or be gone. Well, I will be there to experience the ladies.

And she goes, no, not if you don't stay at the house. Don, don, don. And Ken is like, fine, I'll go home. And she goes, well, I paid for cars and I paid for the trip. So you either stay at the house. And she like and is everyone else agree does everyone else agree? Yeah, and and Kenya's they based can can you destroy our basically like come on set the house will be fine and Kenya's like well the issue is you say you love people and don't know why I'm hurt but the thing is you seem like you're the hurt one. Because I am super hurt, Kenya. I am.

I am. Also, I did just fart. I have to own up to that one too. It was me all along everyone, I apologize. So then, Kenya tries with her like fake calm voice. I was like, if I could just have a minute to explain myself without rebuttals. I don't know what that is, but I'm very hurt. I'm very hurt.

You're by it. You're by it. No, I just, you know what? Like, you keep talking. Can you just be quiet? Listen, I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet. Everyone's like, you're doing the Drew. You're doing the Drew, which is I feel it.

If someone ever said that to me, I'd be like, I am so sorry. I have to like look at myself in the mirror and see what I'm doing wrong with myself. I don't know what you're talking about. I've lost 17 pounds since I sat down with this restaurant. You're doing it again! You're doing the drill!

Wait, here's my before picture. Snap some picture for itself. Here's my after picture. Snap some picture of yourself. 80 pounds, I'm up to 80 pounds now. Some of my others are like, okay, okay, I'm gonna be quiet. I'm gonna be quiet. Okay, go, so, wait, wait, wait, one thing, one thing before you okay, I'm gonna be quiet. I'm gonna be quiet. Can you go, so, wait, wait, wait, one thing,

one thing before you continue. I'm gonna be quiet. Can you promise that when I speak back, you'll be quiet and listen, and everyone, Ed Shirei just turns the drill goes, this is you Drew, this is you. So Kenya does this thing, or she's like, you know, you say you wanna be friends,

but you're not sincere, because you're not a good friend to anybody here and you don't know how to be a friend and you don't know how to love. And your kind of love is toxic. And you've called me a liar. You even said I lied about having a child. And that was unforgivable and I forgave you. But then you came back and accused me of lying,

of not having a cold, or whatever. So it was like,, of not about having a cold. Whatever. So it was like, wow, that's quite a jump. One minute, she's accusing you of not having a real child. And then the second minute, she's like, she doesn't really have a cold. I know. Totally, that's the straw that Bertha Cab was back. You can lie about me burthing a child. But how dare you suggest I didn't have a cold.

I was in the halls of medicine, man. So yeah, so then Marla was like, get a counter with her own monologue. She's like, well, I hate that you feel that way. What you're really upset with is that I said that you're long about being sick and I still believe that way. Who are you as a friend to say, I can't say how I feel? I would never kiss your ass, and am I hurt? I have trust issues, and I'm fucked up just like you. We both have attention issues. We both have insecurities.

I have big feet in securities, balled spot in securities. No mom, no dad. You don't know shit about Michael and William. You don't know when I cry. I'm the one from jail for prostitution as you say you should lead. I should follow you queen I look up to you you speak well. You're very educated. You're an amazing mother We have a lot of beautiful black women who love us both, but if we don't love each other We can at least respect each other

Okay, okay Is okay, Marla. Is she gonna, is she gonna talk about the chips? She's gonna talk about the chips. I just need to know what kind of chips she likes. It was such a perfect soap opera model. I like that she gave. I mean, just like, like, also that the faux compliments, you're smart. You should be the leader.

I should be following you, Queen. Like, it just... Trying to appeal to Riegos so badly. But it's also so Marlo, because she's so good at it. Like if you were just new-ish to this show, you'd be like, oh my God, Team Marlo, that's true. You know, can you shouldn't get down in the mud

and roll around, she should be helping. And she should come on. She's gonna get up and Marlow's gonna be like, dumb son, that's why Marlow doesn't like her. Dumb whore. I know. By the way, I fall for Marlow's mud lugs every single time. Like, I'm making fun of it,

but I was sitting there like with tears in my eyes. Like, do I look bad? I was like, yes, yes. Take her back, Kenya. I fall for it every single time. Really? I was like, I wonder how those pot stickers are. That's what I was like, yes, yes, take her back, Kenya. I fall for it every single time. Really? I was like, I wonder how those spot stickers are. That's what I was thinking.

So Marlo tells us she's putting her foot down. And she goes, you know, I just want to have fun, Kenyan. And he's like, oh my god, are you still talking? That was all, that was all monologue. It's like, yes, I'm talking. I'm not done. I'm not done. She says, you are done, yes, I'm talking. I'm not done. I'm not done. She is, you are done.

Listen, I don't hate anyone more, though. And I just dislike the things that you do. That's why I explained I took a turn. And she's like, you're just going back to the past. Yeah, but it's like 10 minutes ago. You know what I mean? It's not really that far from me. It's not very far from me.

Yeah, you can't just like decide what the past is now, like sealed. It's not like ancient times. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just like decide what the past is now like sealed. It's not like ancient times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and she's like, you know, you're going back to the past. And it's like, well, now you're overtocking me. You're overtocking me.

And then Candy's like, well, here we go again. Now it's awkward and weird. And it's like awkward silence in the restaurant as we are left to wonder with this guilt strip ever be saved. I know Sonia's like but we're going to Jamaica and I love I love Maniera we're best friends shut up Drew shut up Drew and that brings us to the end of Real House Wars of Atlanta. Yes. We are going to be back tonight for take a seat. That's at seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast, and we'll be chatting all sorts of stuff. I have to imagine we'll be discussing this silliness with Tamra and Jill that happened

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