Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Mr. Roni Karamai. Roni, how are you?

Well, hello, Benane. How's it going? Good. Everything's great over here. Great, great. Good. My day's on my ride. I know.

I know. It's getting back into the swing of things after a rowdy weekend. And by rowdy, I mean, I fell asleep at like 11 o'clock last night, but you know, that's rowdy. That's rowdy, he's this. I watch stranger things. So you wanna talk about rowdy?

I was like, guess what? I'm gonna try this new show. I've never heard of before. Nobody talks about, cut stranger thing. Hmm. How was it? It's like a goofy 80s thing, you know?

I don't know. I still watched it. So that tells me that I kept watching it. So I don't know. I think that that's like the only thing I requires that I pay attention to most of it. I fast forward through one of the writers scenes, like I feel like she's just gonna like shop

lift for my house, like I don't wanna be missing shit for my house. Like the don't seem to her a little goofy, too goofy for me. They have like a big, he got kidnapped by the Russians storyline that I can fast through. I fast through that whackingness, but you know, I like the kids with superpowers and shit like that. I'm into that.

So it was good for me. I heard that when Oana spends a good amount of time in Russia for this season, which to me makes me feel really good about missing it, because I just gave up midway through season two. I mean, season one, I really liked a lot despite it being very scary for my sensibilities, my delicate sensibilities. But then season two, I really liked a lot, despite it being very scary for my sensibilities, my delicate sensibilities, but then season two,

I was like, I don't know, moldy pumpkins, weird lizard thing, you know, just new cast members, I just wasn't feeling it. And yeah, well, hey, you know what, you got two, what you got to two, okay? It's only so many housewives on television at one time. Yeah, for real. And especially now that Love Island is back, Love Island UK, so I'mwives on television at one time. Yeah, for real. And especially now that love island is back, love island UK, so I'm like really absorbed

in that. And then on top of that love island USA is coming back, it's actually moved to peacock. So I'm gonna have a big, you know, my viewing is gonna be like at full capacity in about three weeks. So I just couldn't take on stranger things, even if I wanted to. Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, if people want to watch stranger things and you don't really have Netflix or whatever,

just go to Ramona's Instagram. That's all you really need. Yeah, for real. Why are these monsters? Why won't these monsters let us go? Like, what? Here's how you make a strawberry shortcake on ice cream. That's it, okay?

Whoa, Avery's in the upside down, okay? She moved to Austin. I don't know where she is, okay? So I put a bunch of Christmas lights around my couch because you know what, I'm a maven. I'm an interior design maven. Avery talks me, wait, let me see what this message is. M-O-M, that's

mom, I-S, that's is THE-Z-B-E-S-T-F-R-I-E-N-D-A-D-A-U-G-H-T-R. Best friend and daughter could, I don't even know where this is going to go, it's so excited. Ha, I could have, oh my god, she told me I'm the best friend she could ever have from the underground wow They left left a rift in the universe and Ramona got back in so you can just when you think you're done there she is again wow you know what kids this is what I this is she the A.V. You know what kids? This is what I listen to in the A-Tex, guy! You know what? You know what?

I have 50 close Demi Gorgons as friends, Kai, and I'm sorry that you have none! Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's just always the bad guy's carol. It just always ends up with... Why are you darn kids? Why? Luan just comes in dressed like those bossers, and goes, What are you doing kids? Why?

Luhan just comes in dressed like those monsters. He goes, quiet, rise of L, and just like, he's an officer. Just a mission. Because it really is always some simple ending. You know, it's like, oh my god, these monsters are killing everybody. And all we needed to do was give it flowers. Okay.

I just wanted flowers. Beth is like. I guess mom did flowers. Bethany's like, okay, what's the matter? Okay, see how like a monster? You think I'm terrorized this little town? You choose Indiana, all the places. Why not New York City? You know how many people in New York City can start with Indiana?

Like what's wrong with you, Monster? You know what, you know what, you don't get cheated by a monster, okay, because real Monster goes you after a city, okay? The monster is just so disrespected that it leaves. Yeah, Rahul! So I'm just like, well, I just fucked Demi The monster is just so disrespected that it leaves. Yeah, Rahul! Son, it's like, well, I just fucked a demi-gore again.

I don't know about you, girls. Just my type of guy. Okay, so you get a coming here from an upside down underneath and you're gonna walk around and you're gonna send me a note of right on the rush and you know what, you better back it up. You better back it up, demi-gore again. How dare you call my house upside down? The house is from reaching.

The upside down is during this house. Guys, big news. The Demi Gorgon invited me to move in with him in Chicago. I brought a hammer. Is that Demi Gorgon? We're on your map, Jess. Barbara's just drilling things into the wall. What, I'm hanging a picture, why is everyone so scared?

Demi Gorgon's like, hi. Hi. Speaking of, for those of you wondering where Girls Trip is, the episodes up already and we're gonna be recording them like crazy and posting One this week a couple on Instagram next week on a patreon next week for the holiday and We're just gonna keep going with that's there. It's super fun. So go check that out. Also take a seat is our live shows Our live show that we do on Monday night. It's a guy, 7pm Pacific, 10pm Eastern, Spotify, Lives and Apps.

So just go download it, find us. We talk to you, you talk to us. It's about Bravo stuff. It's not a recap show. It's just a fun shit talk, shit talk, sesh. Okay, so let's get into this. Real hot water, it was a bit land to Dun dun dun. So it starts off with Kenya hanging out with her daughter Brooklyn and Brooklyn's like I know that days of the week Monday Tuesday and Kenya's like

Keep going and she's like no, I'm hungry or with something like that. It's like a cute cute toddler scene Yeah, I'm eaming. Yeah. And then we go to a place like a strip mall where there's a bunch of signs up that says, that says fat loss camp. And then we cut to Drew working out at this gym or whatever. And there's a guy named Justin who's a drop at Woodjew trainer.

And like Drew's just sort of like, there's a bunch of people with her performer program there. And there's a woman named Mary who lost 22 pounds and it's clearly a drop it would drew kind of a event of some sort. Yeah, it's definitely like we're filming dropping with Drew today, you know? And you can tell us the first time

that anyone's been there or done this. So then she's on FaceTime with her partner and she's like, so everyone was sharing their journey. It's so funny that you called right now because everyone's sharing their journey and it's so inspirational. I was like, why don't we do a party here to celebrate our biggest losers? At which point she clearly got a call from NBC Legal because for the rest of the episode she kept on referring to them as her biggest winners. I'd be like, man, we cannot have you use that brand identity

with your pyramid scheme. Thank you. So then we go to Sonia, who's with her sister Sherry, and she's saying that she needs to have a conversation with her husband because he's always traveling and she doesn't know if she wants another kid. Oh my god, just be quiet about your kid already. conversation with her husband because he's always traveling and she doesn't know if she wants another kid. Oh my God, just be quiet about your kid already. Okay, I know it's only episode eight, but that's all I've heard about is your damn kid. I'm careful you have a kid. I'm care. Yeah, her whole thing is that she loves to work and she doesn't want to give anything up.

And she feels like, you know, in order for me to be the best parent anyway, I need to have my cup full. So I need, like, you know, I can't just take on a kid and not have my cup not full, etc. And speaking of unfold cups, we now go to Shirei and Marlo walking to a place called Sweat House, which is like a sweating place. And Shirei is like, what better way to have a good conversation than to be in a sauna and drop some pounds at the same time. And, um, and then she's like, and that's for Marlowe because Marlowe and Candy knew that one of those bitches like to work out. Yeah. And the guy there is like, so we have in front of that steamer.

So it's like a workout without the workout. And Marlowe's like, do you have something that can make somebody into a good friend? Do you have that? He's like, Marlo has got a pair. I've got to say, Marlo turning so fast on somebody for doing absolutely nothing to her. I mean, we've already had a scene of Marlo when Candy was dressed like the wicked witch or whatever. When she's like, Candy, you're the only one who's nice to my kids and sends them gifts and money. Why don't you invite me over to Movie Night? And it's gone from that to you. You're a terrible person. Yeah, Marlowe latches on to a concept and then she just goes with it and that's the

now she's going out of it with Candy. So Candy shows up and she's like all dressed up because she has another appointment afterwards. So she's definitely not doing the sauna. So they have this like weird scene set up where Shiree and Marlowe are sweating in a sauna and they're talking to Kandy through a glass door It's very like Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn and dead man walking, you know It's the only way they could make Shiree comfortable showing her feelings So like okay, there's gonna be a glass There's gonna be glass between you and the person you need to express your feelings to. Yeah.

So they're making some small talk and Candy's talking about having to, you know, she shot a sex scene for Alacard and it was like the first day so she was expecting it and then they kind of dig into the real issue. So she was like, I love you. And I feel like we have a really good relationship,

especially when we're the smalls. Remember that? I used to come to your house be it the holidays be it picnics I'm with that and I feel like you know what I that I'm going to do something and I expect my friend to reach out to me Especially for something that you can relate to I'm talking about Tyrone. I just want to make this very clear Tyrone the man from prison make this very clear. Tyrone, the man from prison. Well, I was saying, because Candice is giving her that look like what? And like her face is all crunched. And she's like, I'm talking about Tyrone. Yeah. Okay.

She's like, well, I was waiting for you to bring it up to me. And you didn't bring it up to me. And she's like, I'm disappointed. Can't hear me, Candy. I'm going to write it right now in the window. It's like this. That's backwards. I'm supposed to read that.

She's like, Shreya, are you you doing are you doing math equations? Why I do have a beautiful mind if I do say so myself So Marlowe's like I think what she's saying is she'd like you to call more so it's something that you can give her candy Is that something you can give her candy? It's like why are you guys asking me for things? You don't give to me? Like when have either one of you called me ever to like ask me how I feel about anything, you know? And Marlowe's like, listen, I was a foster child. And she's like, okay, like enough. Like don't go back to your child. You can't use that for every argument. She goes, but I lost. And you were raised better. you were raised with family.

And you know, Candy River ad is a shame, you know, all this tension because I keep throwing you under the bus behind your back. It's a shame that I had to get to that place. Do you know what's going on with me now? Do you know what's going on? And she's like, nope. She's like, well, I just spoke back to my, I had a phone call with my sister and that's just taking me under and I just, I just spoke about to my, a phone called my sister and that just taking me under and I just, I just want you to reach out some more.

And can he just looking at them like these two bitches? Yeah, they're trying really hard, right? Like how the hell would Candy know that, you know? So Candy's like, well, look, everyone needs more time for me. My own family complain that they're not getting enough time. And she's like, so if everyone's saying the same thing, then maybe that's something you gotta work on.

And then we get a boom. Like something was just done there. And the other person's like, ooh, she got it there. Put in a boom. Add the boom. And then you know, you know, when Candy's been pushed to her limits, when she starts doing repetition, you know, Allah, the lies, the lies, the lies. So now she starts doing repetition. You know, Allah. The lies. The lies.

The lies. So now she's doing, I'm getting frustrated. I'm getting frustrated. I'm getting frustrated. Yeah. I have to. I have to drive. Why are you throwing it at me?

Why are you throwing this at me? So annoying. And she's like, I'm not that friend who's just going to you, but I did not expect her to have a tantrum. Okay, when it's you, the whole neighborhood needs to come out and call you and check on you, but then we can't describe you like fuck her and your tantrums. I know. Exactly, and so Candid is like, it's annoying. And I was like, I will do better. I will do better.

I'm sure I said, I will do better. I'll do better. So Candice is like, they have drained me with their bullshit. And I do not have any more time for this. Yeah, they tried it. They tried it. But she's not a typical housewife. This immediately gonna fall for your, you know, take the bait. It No, like go crazy and have this big fight with you, you know you two are sweaty in a box

Okay, and she's outside the box looking amazing not being affected. So she just one. Yep She's nice try. You're gonna have to come with a little more than shit called me. Yeah, she'd called me So then we go over to Sonia and her mom in the kitchen. Sonia is going to be in dinner for Ross. She's going to make him little. It's going to be like a private night for the two of them. They're going to have dinner together and they're going to make salmon. I feel like this is an ongoing thing on Atlanta.

Perhaps even other franchises I haven't studied it carefully. But I feel like the, let's talk about our relationships. So I'm going to make salmon is like a thing. Like, is it, do you have to make salmon? If you're going to have a sit down with your husband to talk about some tough things? Because I feel like Drew did that to Ralph last season. And I feel like if we go back,

there'd been many times when people have made salmon in order to like set the tone for a serious discussion. Maybe because man is in the title of the fish. I don't know. I don't know why it's always salmon. Well, normally I would say it's, well, it's appropriate then because it's in salmon the way it's spelled. It's actually mom, which would make sense for Sonja.

Yeah, I'm not really sure. I do think it's hilarious that every time I'm real house, so I was like, I'm not really sure. I do think it's hilarious that every time I'm real house So I said like I'm a mother and all I do is Care about my family. That's all I do 24 hours a day and all I care about is my family And then they're like oh my god, I made dinner They're waiting for a prize to arrive. They made dinner this one time. It's like how do I put the salts out of the shaker? So then how do I turn on the stove? That was hers. Which granted it is a new stove.

We didn't even celebrate the new kitchen because she didn't have this kitchen, right? So they have a kitchen out. Oh, they have a kitchen. But she's like how do I turn on this stove? And the mom's just standing there like Jesus Christ. I know. The guys, the casharan's like, so do you need a spectator, do you know cheerleader?

Something's like, I need a cook. She's like, nope, we'll not do that. So Sharon, I mean, Sonia's like making the salmon and she's like, you know, seasoning it on one side and Sharon is so disgusted by her daughter's lack of cooking skills. She's like, did you season the other side? And she's like, well, what's the point of seasoning

the other side? It's just gonna come off anyway the skin's gonna come up anyway and sure is like This is my daughter this this For time Olympian and still doesn't understand salmon skin So then The husband comes home and he's all cute and everything and she changed us into like a pretty yellow dress And she's like Oh my god are you proud of me when with the last time we sat and talk okay I'm getting emotional now I'm getting emotional now like oh Jesus Christ

Every time it's salmon. I know this is gonna happen Like how excited am I supposed to be seeing fucking salmon on the plate when I know this is what the night's gonna turn into He's like well at least this time you actually served up proper salmon and not just some sauteed sponges. So you're making improvements. So she's like, I just, you're traveling so much and, you know, I know I have hell, but it's still bad when you're not here. And I don't know if I want another kid. And basically, he's like, well, listen, when I was playing sports and I had a bad game, you would say, baby, it was just one bad game.

Don't worry about it. And that was a business owner. I need that kind of support instead of feeling like, you know, I'm abandoning the family, you know, and not giving you any support. But like, that's fine. That's like a nice easy metaphor, but it kind of doesn't make sense because a

Like one thing is saying hey, you know a little pep talk, you know You drop you dropped the ball during the football game. So here's a little pep top You just pep top keep going forward. I mean what is the what is the comparison with your car company? It's like oh hey, you missed that parking spot, but don't worry, tomorrow, you'll totally get to park there. I don't really see how that translates to... One guess I'm going to show you. What happened is they were going to live in Austin, right? He was starting a business in Austin and then she got this show and moved to Atlanta.

Is that... I mean, that's kind of what you're doing. I was wondering if it was a situation where she moved to Atlanta for the show. I don't really know, but also it's different too because like, you know, he's been, I think he's been out of the NFL at least longer than four years, which induces four years old. So it's one thing to say, oh, you know, back, you know, in my, like when I was playing on the Giants, you were always supporting me and it was cool because you know, I was I had I was always Traveling with a team, but that was before they had a kid and you can't act like those two times in your lives are gonna be the exact same thing Yeah, I don't know it's too much like a

Point is salmon The salmon. Yeah, so she's like well, I do want to support you But I also really am not sure if I think it's best for us to have a child and, you know, I just don't know if it's realistic and I didn't know you would be traveling all the time. But now, if you keep traveling, it's just going to be me with another kid plus, and without you.

And like, I'm going to explode. And even with 10 people here, I don't get the support that allows me to do my best. And he's like, I know this fish came off the skin. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's like, hmm, now at this point in the conversation, Ralph did tell me I should say something really condescending to you about what men do and what women do, but I decided I'm just gonna nod and not do that on national TV for the first time ever in the history of Real Housewives. Yeah, why is it move, sir? Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, that's a nice honest answer. I think, I think Sonia ultimately has a point, which is essentially, um, like if you're gone all the time for a few weeks at a time, uh, it's like not totally fair. That then it's not fair that she has to make all the sacrifices to have a child and he doesn't have to. Yeah, you know, we're just kind of at a point in our history where I'm like, listen to Sonia. She's sort of being like, what the fuck? So then, I mean, I think you should both want a child.

You know, now I don't know what their agreement is like if they agreed that they were gonna have more children And now she's saying she doesn't want to and that's why he's annoyed But you know, I get when you're in a couple and you you disagree on that I just don't really know what to say about it because I'm not You're not gonna get more information. I'm sure I don't know I, I say it's hard enough being a mom when you're not resenting your kid. So I would say go with the least resentful path that's available. That's what I would say. So.

Monstera. I say get a Monstera plant. And that can be your second child. Yes. Very high maintenance, just like a real child. Yeah, so then we go to Shirei who's on the Business she's on the phone with her new business partner Ty and they're talking about What to do with she my Shirei and Shirei is like, you know, I've bought so much fabric over the years Three years. It just sits there. It just sits there. And she's like, well, as your project manager It's my role to make sure everything is executed properly. Now, what are you doing right now? Eating a popsicle. Okay, so that's not what you should be doing. Okay, okay, now what are you doing?

Make a sense. I'm wondering. Yeah Wondering why people do crosswords. I just don't. It makes no sense to me. Okay. You know, we're gonna need to work on this a little. Wordal? Can I play wordal? Nope.

Nope. That's pretty much like your crossword answer. It's just like a different part of the New York Times. So, she's like, I just can't stop a label on something like everyone else. I source the fabric. I source the manufacturing, I source manufacturing. And then we go to Le Alcras.

By the way, I just wanna say how crazy it is that for 12 years, Shreya has just been hoarding fabric. And I guess prototypes too, but is not actually use any of these things she's spent money on to do anything with them. That's crazy. She just has a storage of a stock pile of fabric. But anyway.

Well, she also hasn't been on housewives, so it's like, you know, what do you do? It's like, but I did like that she was trying something on, and it looked like if you put on pant legs, like jogging pants, if you put the pant legs on your arms, like they're kind of like scrunched out. She the pant legs on your arms. Like they're kind of like scrunched out. She's like, I like this.

And I was like, yes, yes. Very, it's very like Oscars at the gym. It reminded me of like modern, modern Matador, you know? Like I guess that's a beautiful Lero jacket that wasn't as short as a Polaro jacket, but it kind of like made me feel like maybe she might go you know do some so work with bulls or something. So now we go over to the archive, the archive, and Marlowe's there with her nephews and she's having them in Clorox the shelves and stuff because they've been acting out a lot since the phone call they have with her mom, which was

probably a deeply traumatic phone call that would like, when one of them eventually gets old enough and writes like a Prince of Tides novel, that phone call is going into it. Well, yeah, it's super hard and probably 20 times as hard to have cameras all over the place. All right, dude, dude, get for the cameras, dude again. Yeah, they're traumatized. And Marlowe's, well, one of them, I think it's Michael,

who says, well, wait a minute, why do you get to sit and get paid, but I can't sit and get paid. And she's like, oh, because I'm the boss, I'm the owner. That's why I live. And she says that, she's asking them to remember my first job. And they're the car wash. We know she's like actually that wasn't my first my first was McDonald's I'm like, ah everyone working McDonald's get over it Yeah, she's like wow tough crowd, huh? So then she she talks about working at the car wash and then taking the city bus over to wet seal to work there. And then she's like, guess who I talked to today? You're Aunt Jasmine.

And it turns out Jasmine's actually their older sister, but she's much older in a different state so they're not close. And basically, Jasmine's going to go visit the mom. And that's pretty much it. It's just like the latest update is that Marlow is still trying to bring her family together and It's not going so well, so we'll have to keep an eye on that. So then the the gang we then head over to Like a candle place a candle making place called bear and honey and Candy is there and Kenya joins her as well as Monietta who I think we met for like a hot second earlier

in the season. And Monieta is like a new friend of who is, she's Nio's baby daddy. That's and she writes books. Yeah. So they're like, oh my God, hi. And they look at her wedding ring. She just got married. And we keep getting this candle making lady coming in. Yeah. Like, okay, step number one, you take your favorite scent. It's like fabric, softener, flowers, you know, cookies. And then she just keeps coming back in the middle of the sentence. It's like, and here's step number two.

Lady, get the fuck out of here. No one's making a candle. No one is going to use this candle in the scene. Yeah. So they, um, it's the host, it's the host from that other restaurant. I'm also the candle maker. Wait a minute. We're in the host waiter's chest from that other restaurant.

That weird like foe, Karim barbecue. So, um, Manietta is, uh, she's talking about how she helped with, uh, candy cares event recently. And Kenya's like, oh, well, that was the subject of conversation with Marlowe, who basically was roasting her. She was complaining about candy donating used clothes to her charity. And Marlowe started talking about you,

not being good friend. And she's like, oh my God, these girls. Okay, so they invited me to this steam room and then they start all this, I don't call them and stuff. And when Yeta's like, excuse me, you show up. One thing I know about Candy is, Candy shows up. Okay, Candy is always there.

She shows up. Last time I saw her, she had a turkey for a homeless person. That woman showed up. If that turkey got married, she would be there for that too. She shows up. It's like, okay, you're going a little hard here. Okay, we know what you're doing wrong. Calm down.

Yeah, and Kenya's like, yeah, when I did Dancing with the Stars, which I was on a TV show on ABC, Primetime. I was on it. So when I was on it, that show, Dancing with the Stars, she was on her live for two hours waiting for me. She shows up. Okay, Kenya, Kenya, turning the conversation into herself and then, you know, stressing how good Candy is for waiting for fucking Kenya for two hours. It's come on to TV.

I'm bored there. For Candy, you have to sit there. So Kenya. So, um, Candy's like, yeah, Marlos, you have to sit there. It's so kind, yeah. So candy's like, yeah, Marlos obviously starting to hate campaign. He gets me at this point, right? So then the lady comes back and she's like, okay. So now here's step number 73 in candle making. And candy's like, wow, this is a lot of food fragrances.

Yeah. Look at something else. I don't really want food fragrance. Okay, here's like, you know, like after-drogging shoot. What the fuck do you want? Just mix the candle. Kenya. Here's a candle for when you need to have a tough conversation with your husband.

It's salmon-centred. So Kenya starts talking about Drew's invitation to she's having a drop of a drew event and they're just talking about they don't really know what what any of this is really and then this segues into discussion about candy's products and candy's basically because money out of stock about our honeymoon and and candies like asking if she used the the bread from candy products so then can Candies are talking about the buzzing underwear from New York trip because they're gonna be basically find out from money out of like What do you think was the inappropriate or not?

Don't even get me started. I mean Everybody had a remote control and if they came too close, it could vibrate my couch. And my dad is like, oh my god, Candy, I was on your side. Come on. Don't try to get goody-goody with me. Yeah, but she then she had a girl with pasteies walking around my neighborhood. How would you feel if I sent a naked clown to your home and blaze his home?

Candy is like, well, I would send blaze to the back and then continue to laugh about it. And then it goes, their candle lady comes back and it goes step number three, pause for argument. So, Candy's like, okay. So now you're saying, oh, you know, it was wrong because the husbands were there and you're a single person, but my husband was there when you said you wanted to have sex. And Ken is like, and then we see last year. And Ken is like, three women at this table could get it

and Ken is one. Yeah, and so then Ken is like, can you love to talk about how she's above it all? And yet she's the one and you're talking about yelling about her pussy. Because then Ken is like, can you love to talk about just above it all? And yet she's the one and you're talking about yelling about her pussy. Because then Candy's like, don't have your husband buzzing my pussy all night long. All the ladies at the candle making plays

are like, oh my goodness. Is that a scent? So basically they just agree to disagree, right? Now we can fight with each other and it's still fine. You know, I don't know why everybody else has to be so dramatic. I just wanted to talk about the invitation that Drew sends everybody. So Drew sends everybody a video invite and she's like,

hi, I'm your friend, Drew Satora. I would definitely love for you to come join me and then it shows here in a different part of the house to drop it with and then like in a different part just on the balcony now and she's like, drop it with Drew, hey! And then she drops down to the ground but she's moved to the balcony

so she can hold onto the railing to pull herself back up. I was like, Drew, come on! What was this? If you can't do it, don't do it. Don't change the setting to your balcony so you could actually do when drop. Oh, Drew. It really reminds me a lot of the home videos

I made in ninth grade. It would just be like, I'm gonna make a movie. And if I shoot the living room from this angle and then from that angle, it's like one's the police station and one is the mansion. It's like, we know you're just changing the angles So then of course candy ends a scene by going to you like to smell of my candle you just smelled candy's pussy It's like wait a minute. Let me go back and look at her smells. What he should what tinctures did she put in there? She picked something called like star gays or and Fabriz, you know, Laundry Fresh or something.

So then we go to dropping it with Drew. Yeah. So Drew wants everyone to see that it's a 100% legitimate business, which I don't think any of that was proven in this episode, but that's fine. I know there's like a Santa Claus with a pumpkin on it. It's like the holiday store, the temporary holiday store spirit of Halloween. Like, she's basically just cleared all the shelves to the right. And so like drop it with Drew Santa.

We. The spirit of dropping it with Drew. It's just like one poster on top of the other. Whoever finds an egg wins. So everyone's arriving in there, including Monyatta's husband, Hayes. And then Ken is like, hmm, I wonder if this is a real drop it with Drew facility. And we see three, because right now there's all these like, there's big like wraps on the window. They're like, drop it with Drew.

And it says three days earlier. And it's just like, basically a radio shack that had signs up that said fat lost camp. So, Sonia, wait, where am I? Sonia and Marlo are in the car with, who are they in the car with? It's Sonia, Marlo and Shiree are driving together. And so they're talking about how Sonia's like, yeah, I got the invite and I didn't get an uninvite, so I'm going to come support it.

And Marlo's like, not going to lie, I would have been petty and uninvited you. But then they pull up and they see that the big posters, like the things wrapped on the windows and the doors. And Marla was like, wow, Drew went and prints out a thing from FedEx. And they all like laugh and like I'm laughing. But then I was like, but then again, where else would she print it out from?

Ha ha ha ha. I know, it's like Monet wasn't there to get her dropout with Drew. So they all go in and Drew's like, hold on everybody. My friends are here. That's wait, let's wait because my friend, my dear, dear friends are here. So she goes and brings them and they all talk about Shere's butt. Yeah.

Oh, and then we see Marlow ignoring Candy. And they do that Bravo spotlight where they like gray out everything else except the spotlight of Marlow passing Candy and not so good at all. Yeah, and then yeah, and then after that that brush off, then yeah, we look at like Shreys ads, everyone's looking at the ads, they cut the Todd just like gawking at it.

And then Shreys pulling out all her prototypes that are not available to the public. So she's got like a mat and a water bottle. She's like just showing them all off. And then Sonia does something that doesn't make sense to me, which is that she goes to Ralph for advice, which is like not something that anyone should really ever do in life, but Sonia's falling for it. I guess I'm really don't even ask that guy for directions. No, you're like, Hey, can you tell me where target is? in life, but Sonia's falling for it. I guess we're in the same room. Don't even ask that guy for directions. No.

You're like, hey, can you tell me where Target is? Oh, yeah. Well, you got to turn around and just like drive and drive and just like, don't stop driving for about 45 minutes. You'll hit the target. It's like, Ralph, we're at the ocean if I turn around, I'll turn to the water. You always end up in Tampa every single time.

So she's like, we're thinking of baby number two. What do you think about that? Because we're both working. And is it time for me to slow down? Because he can keep doing his thing. I'm going to be the one who has to slow down. And Ralph's like, yeah, look at us. Like, we got three.

And we're busy, too. It's not like we're not busy, so. And she's like, well, I mean, if you are really busy because we don't really know. Yeah, he says, because he says we're just as busy if maybe not more than you guys. I'm like, what are you busy with? I got, well, listen, say what you will.

They may not have a real business, but running a pyramid scheme does take a lot of time to work. So they could have their hands full. I love that she's like, well, if you are really busy, it's like she comes to him for advice, but then accuses him of being shady at the same time, you know. So he's like, well, you can't use busy as an excuse to not have kids. Yes, you fucking can. Since when is that a rule?

You can't use busy as a reason to not have children if you want Time for the children. That's a mixed use to not have children Hasn't stopped a lot of people though. I will say So Sonia is like She's talking about how she wants to build a legacy to and yada yada yada and so now The group is starts talking the group starts talking. The group is sort of convened in the middle

and Candy is like Marlowe's like, oh, she's saying something and Candy's like, oh, so now you're talking to me and Marlowe's like, I've been talking to you. She's like, no, you walked right by me. I was frustrated, frustrated, frustrated. And then I hear you're having this conversation with everybody about me and she's like, well that was everybody.

We were all having the conversation that you brought up. Yeah. And continue to bring up every time she's not there. And Marlowe's like, yeah, I mean, where's Candy? Wishing by this Candy you're going to be here. Candy's like, okay, we'll talk about this later. Let's not take away from the event. So Drew's like, oh, guys, I'm your friend, Drew Stora.

And we are here to celebrate our biggest winners, Jamaica. Congratulations on losing 100 pounds in 17 minutes and 37 seconds. You win this candy corn. Okay, found by the red stir. Just have to though. Just have to. Um, you know, it is interesting because Jamaica lost a hundred pounds and 50 weeks, which is great for Jamaica. But I'm surprised. No one at this point said, Hey,

but Drew, you haven't had this business for 50 weeks. You had that up like like two months at max. So then Todd gets a very important call. He's like, what? Who? What's wrong? What happened? It's like, oh, it's Todd's emergency voice. I know. Wow, the urgency is unparalleled. I know. Wow, the urgency is unparalleled. So, so he pulls candy out and, and then they like, they're out in the parking lot and basically someone jumped the gate for their property and then the lady who was taking care of the kids or looking after the kids called the police. And now they have to, Todd and Candy have to go home to make sure everything's okay. All right. So then they're doing the exercises inside.

And of course, Marlowe's like, oh, I hate this, I'm tired. By the way, if you ever asked me to show up anywhere and then wait me, I would never speak to you again. How dare you? And on television? Who? No, they should have all walked out.

That's just disrespectful. I'm surprised Kenny didn't make us think about it. Well, she probably already found out that that's what was happening, which is have all walked out. That's just disrespectful. I'm surprised Keny didn't make a stink of that. Well, she probably already found out that that's what was happening, which is why she came late. She's like, I am not gonna step on that scale for America to judge me. But she does, doesn't she step on it? Maybe she does, I don't remember.

But also Keny doesn't like the best shape of her life. Keny looks amazing. But if I walked in there, I would be like, hell, no, no way. I know, it is pretty rude. walked in there, I would be like, hell no, no way. I know it is pretty, pretty rude. So it's giving me like major flashbacks to fit is the new it, but at least fit is the new it,

even though it was sort of a janky program, at least it's run by an actual medical doctor. So like I have, I have a lot more faith in Dr. Jackie than I do with Drew Siddora So They do these workouts, but Drew can't eat them like she's obviously never done this You know what she's just she's terrible and Shere says between Drew true terrible mommy makeover and Working out how she does I can see how she still looks like a busted can of biscuits

Yeah, excuse you. Yeah, wow and then Marlowe Marlowe's like I don't work out our get LIpo is not what Drew does She's just so shady So Kenya finally walks in looking just like banging between Kenya and Sonia. It was like wow, wow So Kenya is like I'm gonna be the cheerleader today and There's just more exercise Etc. Yeah, so she goes up to the little table and she's like there's food too and she's like oh, yeah We have meal prep samples like let me let me guess, it's salmon.

And it's just going to sit out on this warm table the whole time. So, Somia's like, um, so they're talking to Jackie now, the business partner. And Somia's like, Wow, this workout isn't for first timers. I mean, this is really advanced stuff. And she's like, well, you know, we have six locations, we have one in Chicago. It's been open five years. And Kim is like, wait a minute. So Jackie, you own the locations. And she's like, uh-huh. All of them? Uh-huh.

Wow. And Drew's just standing there nodding. Like, yes, that's great. And he's like, okay, so then you just brought Drew in. Right? She goes, yes. And I told Drew, listen, we don't know the Atlanta market. We want to expand to Atlanta. And now they're like, Oh, okay. So this is this person's business.

The Drew is saying that she's just had all this time. Right. And Tommy is basically like, okay, well, you basically partnered, like you're the face of it. Like you're not an entrepreneur. And that's okay, Drew. That's okay. But they're basically all kind of like rolling their eyes because Drew's been acting like this is a business that she started and she just actually just put her face on it. So, um, so they're just shading her essentially and they're just like shading how Drew has nothing to do with the business side of it. And Drew is like, okay, so now that we've done a lot of talking and now that you've grilled my partner, I mean, listen, we waited decades on decades

for some businesses. I mean, we're still waiting for she by Shirei. I think you brought a mat today, is that what you did? I'm like, wow, Drew, like Shirei wasn't even going in on your business, and you just went in on Shirei, and she was nice enough to come to your pyramid scheme. Yeah, I mean, yeah, go for Kenya. Kenya's the one really go.

She's like, so wait, before she even lost a pound, you named a business after her. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, she comes for Shere and Kenya. Shere is like, please, you're just a face or something. I mean, this is just one of the many things I could have been. Okay. And Marlos, like, being not Shere,

we're not gonna be like that today, which of course That's not on Marlos agenda She just means we're not gonna be like that to Drew because I'm nice to her this episode Yeah, and Drew is like and can you guys like unfurling the she by charay and match She's like very excited to see anything from this company and Drew is like well, I appreciate your feedback You know the website wasn't working not the website's working. So you see, we'd listen to feedback. So, this Drew is really strong, strong point for Drew there.

And they paid for their website. So then many other jumps in. She's like, so well, Kanti was talking about what happened with you guys. It seems like an ambush, the way that came up. So she's just jumping right in Which I like yeah, and Marla's like oh, so that must have come from Kenya, right? And Kenya's yeah, it came from me Marla's like well, of course no one's talking about how charade was there as well doing this as well Yeah, and some Marlowe's like,

well, at the end of the day, and Kenny goes, she ain't fucking with you, and Marlowe goes, you know what, I'm gonna die. What's going to happen now? I'm not gonna be able to eat five star restaurants anymore because she ain't fucking with me anymore. And Kenny's like, well, it made her realize all the things you haven't been to her.

Then we get my favorite music here, the dome. And Marlow is saying, oh, can you, you know, she's always running games pretending that she loves me. And then she turns around and she does this to me. You hurt me, Kenya. You hurt me. Marlow loves that. She really invents her own reality. She loves playing, she loves like throwing a rock and then just like playing the victim. Mar-a-low's like, can you teach me how to be a friend, can you, can you? And Ken is like, you don't know how to be a friend.

Yeah, well can you teach me? I mean, what's going on with Mark? Or tell us about your fake booty. Yeah, there she goes. She's just talking to me. I'm gonna believe the wall. Yeah, doesn't even make sense. Oh, your nose is stupid. I heard you got a hang now. Okay. Hey, congratulations. I'm letting your chicken go go spoiled in the fridge. Huh? And Ken is like, there she is. There's the Marlowe Nell. By the way, I'm perfect. You're not perfect. You have a bad makeup person today.

Did you get your lips done? Did you get your lips done? You keep going backwards. Learn how to speak. And she's like, learn how to keep a man, honey. She's like, where's your man? He's like, I don't want a man. And you settled for one that belittles you sweetheart.

I was like, no, great. Now she's bringing up the super classy. You got emotionally abused card. I know. It's like, that's always fun. It seems like a weird disc. Like, wow, you, you, you were getting belittled. So then I love belittling someone by shaming them

from forgetting belittled by someone else. So, Ken has like, and I have a beautiful child from that. And what do you have? She's, well, if you were dating Mark, by someone else. So, Keny has like, and I have a beautiful child from that. And what do you have? She's, well, if you were dating Mark, you should've told him that you were perfect. She's like, get out of my face, Marlow. Get out of my face.

Yeah, because Marlow comes up right into her face. And so then Keny puts her hand up and she keeps doing that like, damped hand thing, where she's like, boom. Like close your hand and open and get again in front of Marlow's face. And she's like, get out of she's like it out of my face Get out of my face Marlow so they pull them apart and now Ken just

Stim and man and she's outside like try me again Marlow try me again And Marlow's like okay anytime I talk to her I'm gonna put my hands behind my back. All right, where is she? Your hands wide her back. Yeah, cuz I'm not that girl anymore. So then, um, Marlow's like, every time I turn around, Kenya's coming for me. It's never anything uplifting. I'm tired of you, Kenya. I'm tired of you. Bye, fake booty. So then, um, Marlow is talking to me and Yada and Marlo is saying, you know, I'm from the hood. And listen, when I argue, I'm never going to say anything about your mother, your children, your husband, that it was like a few years ago.

Your mother didn't want you a month ago. Your child's stupid. Yeah. Five seconds ago. Your husband belittled you. Like they just had all the footage, and you know they had so many examples to choose from. So then we go over to Candy's house for a little

to find out what was going on, and basically Candy and Todd come in and they're talking to this woman Katrina, who says that this guy came up and was like, oh, I need to speak to Candy, and then she videotaped him or recorded him on her phone. And the guy was obviously like not all there is. It was hilarious.

I'm not here to laugh at people who are going through mental challenges, but the manifestation of this guy's mental challenge was pretty fabulous. Yeah, he was like, I'm a songwriter and I was told to come here on account of I'm T.I. Son. So, he also said he was Beyonce's family member. He was, I'm Beyonce's family member and I'm a songwriter and I told to speak to Candy Burrs because I'm T.I. Son. I'm like, wow.

That's a lot. What a pedigree. Good for you. So, Sonia is back with Sonia talking to Drew. She's like, oh, Drew, we should stay in touch, you know, because I came in peace today. And if you felt that I was attacking you when I was attacking you, I apologize for that.

It's just that it's spiraled. I went from attacking you to it like, well, attacking you. You know what I mean? I didn't mean for it to get that bad. And you're like, well, it did feel like a gang up. Yeah. Yeah. It really did.

And she's like, okay, well, you know, I'll come talk to you next time. And also, you know, where husbands have something really great going on. So I hate to mess with that. And she's like, by the way, how is your husband? Oh, she's, you know, he's great because every now and then he's like, God, I can't believe I used to be a star NFL player. And now I'm like a chauffeur, but then I haven't talked to Ralph. And he's like, I'm doing much better than I realize.

So, you know, I just want to preserve that, that, that, that self-esteem spring for, for Ross. Yeah. And so she's like, you know, he's not really happy with me because I told him, I'm not sure if I want a kid. And she's like, oh, he wants a kid. Well, that means that you have to do that for your husband. She's like, wait. What? She's like, what? Her face, it was so good. She's like, wait, what? And she's like, yeah, you know, if that's what he wants, you know, my husband wanted it and I wasn't sure, but I did it because you know, if he's unhappy,

then he might start to resent you. It's like he already resent you. I mean, will you gonna have a baby every three weeks? You cannot have a baby every three weeks. What part about Ralph feeding you crab brand-groom on the roof of his tailor shop says he doesn't resent you, okay? Sasani is like, she's like, what about the other way?

What about like, if I begin to resent him because I'm forced to have this baby, okay? I think that's what women are conditioned to do is to think about the man and like, what if I have my own resentments? Drew's just like, yeah, yeah, it was like that where she just doesn't listen to a word of that. She's like, but you want to make your husband happy? She goes, but what about him wanting to make his wife happy?

And she goes, yeah, I just want to think about that. Right. I just want to think about. Wow. Wow. Well, at least she, at least Drew is not going into marriage counseling. Although maybe she wasn't actually, wasn't she doing something with Ralph last season, where the two of them were like,

they had couples over and they talked about things, you know what, I can't even be bothered. I can't. But the point is that Drew's advice is whack. So there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that brings us to the end of Atlanta.

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