Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Carnival Circus

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What a Monday. Wow. It was such a lovely weekend for me. I made so much food and I'm just coasting off the high that comes from eating things like ribs and mac and cheese. The high of cholesterol just seeping into my heart and I'm hoping to coast that into today's, coast on that through into today's podcast. I've been making a shanty lear out of pipes from blows and I'm hoping that I don't burnt

out my house. That's my excitement. I've been in a similar space because I'm trying to figure out how to remove the recessed lighting trim because my building has crazy light bulbs and they won't change them. Because there are certain light bulbs, of course, you're going to do yourself. They're under no obligation. But you know the ones that recessed lighting that comes with it But it's like crazy with a strange fluorescent bulb that's like you have to reach your hand into it and it's like it requires like

It's an installation to get the bulbs in and out and that's normally the thing that's like hey landlord Could you fix that light bulb? But they're like no we're under no obligation to do that. So I have to somehow, like, I learned at one point how to remove the trim, but honestly, it's very scary. And it's very hard. And I cut my hand last time and I want to be careful. So listen, call on electrician because, you know, I was about to hook this thing up myself. I got it all wired up.

Well, guess, guess you's never wired, uh, chandelier before me. So I'm like, why aren't I get through all these pipes? And I'm like, whatever, I learned it on YouTube. This is going to be fine. And I was like, I'm going to wait till morning. So there'll be more light. I wake up in the morning and my dad text me, are you okay? There's a huge fire out by you. Oh no. And so there's my first sign, right? And I was like, whatever, that's not a sign. I'm going to wake up and do this. And then I turned on the TV just to have something in the background. And my YouTube TV was automatically set to whatever home channel. And they're like, did they wire this electrically?

Poorly? Yes. Did they do it themselves? Yes. Could it have caused a fire? Yes. Oh my god. I was just like, God cares about my chandelier. He's like, don't do it. Stop the chandelier madness.

So I've got this pile of fucking pipes just hanging from my ceiling. And I'm waiting for an old tradition. I'm basically creating like a little list that I'm going to call up a task grab. I have a task rabbit named Barnaby who comes in like once a year. And I'm like, okay, Barnaby, I need you to pink that spot and change these light bulbs and put this on the wall. I love it, I'm jealous. I want to task grab it named Barnaby. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard. He's great. I love Barnaby. Anyway, let's talk about what's going on. You know, we've talked a lot about the crappies which are this Friday and of course the ballot is still open for the next few days at watchcraftens.com.

But one thing we have not truly appreciated is that next week we're going to Detroit and Columbus We're going we're back on the road next week. So tickets are still available I think we know what we're doing for those shows. Did we finalize that or do we wait till the next episode to announce that? Let's let's announce it. Okay. I think so for Detroit We're going to recap the latest Vanderpump rules episode and for Columbus We are going to do the latest real housewives of New Jersey episode So that's gonna be super fun. That's gonna be on the 24th and the 25th respectively

So go to watch crappens.com for that because we had an amazing time in Detroit last time We got some good late-night food. We had the audience there was amazing. You guys rock, and we're excited to see, well, every time we go to Ohio, we have an amazing time too. So we're excited to finally see Columbus. So go to watchacrapans.com for those. And then here's a whole bunch of other shows.

We're going to Austin, the week after Detroit, and Houston, and we're going to Hoover, Alabama. Nola, the Nola show, that's gonna be huge. We've sold a bunch of those tickets. So if you wanna see us in Nola, that's February 7th. We got a huge amount of requests to come to Nola and what time is running out. So if you wanna see us there, February 7th,

then Lawrence fucking Kansas, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, back to Charleston, Oklahoma City, Asperi Park, New Jersey, and then three big ones DC San Fran Boston we have another city that we're announcing tomorrow. How about that? It's gonna be exciting. So stay tuned for that That'll be there'll be a pre sale that goes on sale tomorrow and then the tickets go on sale at the public on Friday and Of course, it's always watch what crap ends dot com And that's that's that that's the touring news.

Why don't we just get into Atlanta? Because let's get into it. It's a big episode. Yes, it was a huge episode. And finally they're paying off this freaking story where they've showed us at the end of every episode coming next week. Well, find a hotel room. Yeah. While Marlo eats in a blonde wig.

They have been trying to weekend it. Yeah, they've been pushing this since the trailer, the trailer of the season started with this fight and it's just all season long leading to the big crazy hotel fight. I never would have thought it was going to be about this, but you know what? Beggars can't be choosers or as I saw someone on real a fortune once say, Beggars can't be choosers. Or as I saw someone on Wheel of Fortune once say, beggars can't be choosies and they lost. Well, as someone who's begged my entire life and chosen, that statement is completely false.

You can't beg and you can't choose. Okay. Well, you thought you were choosing, but the choice is already made for you, beggar. Well, beggars can't be complainers. I guess we should start that. Oh, there, that's, that's, beggars can't be broadcasters. Yeah. Okay, so let's start. I was about to read the wrong shows notes. So

let's go over the real housewives of Atlanta, which is the show we're talking about today. Okay, so the main picture on YouTube of this, you know, they take a screenshot from whatever show and it's always some random shot. Sometimes it's like Porsche with one-for-eye's close and one of them rolling back. Today it is Kenya falling back on someone in Nini's blonde wig, which is as we know as Yofana. But it's the most hilarious picture and that's when I knew this is the night. It's finally happening. I just didn't realize it was going to, I thought, so here's what I thought was going to happen. I thought we're going to have to sit through a whole hour and the last two minutes

We're gonna be the start of the fight and I was like oh god They got to it pretty quickly, but first we had other stuff we had to tend to which is the big cliffhanger of what was gonna Happen with Dennis, you know like prowling through the crowd in Toronto because Dennis flew up there to surprise Portia and to win back his wife and I was very agitated about it last week, because I was like, why does he get to choose? It's not for him to choose. It's for her to let him back in.

And he's going to go and ruin this whole girl's weekend. I stand slightly corrected, because he did get the hell out of there the next morning. So you know what, like I will, I will eat my words, like a big hot dog, a hot dog of words. I still didn't like that he went up there, and he still skis me out. No, I was opposite. I was mad that he left. He's like, okay, here's the ring that you wanted. Okay,

I'm leaving again. It's like, I don't trust you to leave again. Where the hell do you think you're going? You know, you know, it's going to go off and fuck somebody like us. He's like, we all know. Yeah. He's like, I already made it into Canada. So let's just go to Montreal and visit club Super Sex Which is a real place exactly Exactly, yeah, super sex. I like it's like the Walmart Sex first trip club I ever went to Well, he's giving Is that true you went your first yeah club Super Sex Montreal club was club Super Sex well

Beans you're because I went to school in New Hampshire And so in Montreal you can drink at 19 so in my frat We like drove up to Montreal and then we were like whoa Let's go drinking in Montreal and then it was like we're going to wish trip club And I was like sure that sounds great. I'm totally attracted by that So then we went to place called club Super Sacs, which is huge. And I just remember being like, whoa, like real life boobs, and they were all so strangely misshapen. Yeah, I'd imagine super boobs.

Yeah, super sex. Super sex. Super sex. So my favorite part of this Dennis thing is he comes in to make this grand proclamation. And then Porsche gives her little speech speech where she's like, you know Dennis you coming up here and making a public display now I will do something in me. I will admit something I love you and I dedicated to our family. Okay, Porsche

Yeah, part the fact that Porsche is being this blind and that they had her standing in front of a portrait They are painting of a woman with no eyes. Did you notice that? I mean, that's just high fucking art. I'm gonna send you this picture right now. I was dying laughing. I mean, behind Portia, this whole time is artwork of a lady with just the whites of her eyes and no pupils.

That's actually perfect. That's like almost as good as a fire emergency the day that you're planning to do. Why are you your own Chandler. Sometimes the signs are right there. Yeah, here I'm gonna send you this picture. It's hilarious. Yeah. Okay. So then what bothered me though is that so he can he comes up and he like wades through the crowd and he is like so he makes this speech about he's here to win back his wife and he gets down on his knees or actually both knees because Neenie's like not both knees and then he puts like the ring on her finger and I'm like, you know, I understand that this is a romantic gesture but wasn't the whole thing that it was wasn't it Porsche's choice for when she was going to like resume the ring wearing I mean I know he took the ring back which is is cheap. And then on top of that, like, he was like, okay, I know he was showing that he wants to make a commitment. But I also felt like it's not like, like, like, this is porous as choice to say that you're welcome back. You don't get to just be like, okay, I've chosen that you, I've decided that you get to be my, my fiance again. It rubbed me in a very wrong way, sort of like a hot dog that's been under the broiler

a little bit too long. How weird now feel. I, if we were talking about anybody else, I would probably agree, but this is Portia and she was jumping up. I was thinking, why would you do this publicly? It's almost like, it's just putting her on the spot, you know, what's all happening here publicly, what she gonna do, say no. And then, you know, this ring that you had in your goddamn glove compartment this whole time, you're just gonna put it on it.

You know, I got offended, but then Portia was loving all of those things that I was offended by. So there you go. I mean, you was in your love language. I mean, can you really fault that at the same time? You know, like to us, it's disgusting, but Portia loved it. She's like, she's like, I know the he's sincere and he wants to do whatever he can to put his family back together again. I'm like, no, he probably just wants to change his public image,

but you know, that's fine. Yeah, he's going to give you that ring for another four months of free hot dog advertising on your national TV show. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um, yeah, so she's all happy in hugs and all that. You can't believe that he flew all the way up to Toronto just to propose, etc., etc. And then, I guess what happens, Ronnie, guess where the girls go next? Let's go to the van! The van! You can never get too much van. A lot of van.

The Tanya time van. Yeah, without Tanya. So you, yeah, Yavanna's boob is hanging out, which that's a theme of the show. Just one boob hanging out. Yeah. And I learned online today on our Facebook group that's called your party titty. Oh, okay. You can go. You can go in and went it out.

That's called your party titty. My party titty. Thanks guys. Thanks Facebook. Yeah. Maybe I'll just like a little cut out like right around there and be like, my party to do is showing. Yeah, that's one trend.

I really feel like I don't need to take out into the world and so-or-five the whole world. I don't think it means like your big Harry Boo, Barani, get it away. So, yeah, so they're in the van and they look a little drunk. And Kenya is like, she's impersonating Tonya again. And everyone this time is like, okay, we kind of did that last episode.

So we're not so. Now you're just mean. Yeah, yeah. Now you're just, I mean, you were being a dick at first, but now you're just, now you're just a horrible, you're just Kenya, you know,

taking it too far and being too horrible. So Portia's like, okay, don't do Tanya, she is genuine. Yeah. And then she's, and then Porsche is like, okay, don't you time yeah, she is genuine Yeah, and then she's and then can you it's like Porsche I need to know is this what's the deal with Dennis is all that stuff in the blog real and Porsche is like absolutely not Meaning this BCality thing that we never really hear about and I was like oh actually I guess it's Marlow West out of course. It'slow. Sorry. That's definitely a Marlow question. So Marlow asked that and Porsche is like, no,

I'm gonna say, oh, thank God. I was I was worried if I could, if I could bring my puppies around them. Oh my God. Is it terrifying to anybody else that Marlow would have puppies? Oh my goodness. That just doesn't sound safe. Yeah, it does not at all. Like, so even it's like, yeah, well, uh, you've a clarifying check the thing about the dogs and check, girl, you think I'm going to be with someone who's messing with dogs. Um, and so she's like, business. So, so she's like, okay, you're my girlfriends. And even if some of you are my girls, you're my girlfriends. So I can tell you this

He's a man of the household and if he does something wrong It's his responsibility to speak it out to everybody. So the fact that he came here and he got up in front of everybody What the hell who taught you that yeah? At the man of the household needs to give a speech to the entire town about everything he's gonna do And that's the only way it counts. Yeah, and and she's all happy that he got up there and admitted that he was selfish And Cynthia's like, um, chat, there's cheating and there's selfish two different things and she's right because it's like Selfish that's like what jacks would say to the therapist to Brittany. He's like, no, I was just being selfish I was being selfish. It's almost like very easy language

that doesn't really keep you accountable, but sort of sounds like it does, because yes, you were being selfish, but like I'm selfish when I eat the last potato chip, it's like different when your selfishness comes in the form of cheating, right? Like it's just, yeah. It's like a little bit of a like a like a

Fleet like a brush what's sweeping on to the rag glossing over or glossing over, you know Yeah, but it's just how she phrase that she's like you know He said he was sorry for being selfish. Which is something that men do like oh, okay, okay, so it's just normal Your guys your guys gonna cheat on you. What are you gonna do? At least he gave me a ring in front of a bunch of people guys. Yeah, I don't know So then they start talking about snake gate and they're like, you know, let's just like put this to bed Let's go to Marlos room and we're gonna discuss this and get to the bottom of it So they go up to Marlos room and I don't know if you noticed this but Marlow has like decked out her hotel room With like a Louis Vuitton throw blanket and she put up like TG T.J. Max

Letters that spell out Marlow on like some sort of mantle. I was like you pack that You know, it's like we're always like why do these women always have in their bags when they go on trips now We know they have oversized but juled letters. That's why she was sorting outfit by the end of the show and could only wear nice glasses because she packed all those fucking letters. Yeah. So Neenie is wearing, I guess it's not you, but maybe it's the first time I noticed it. I think it's a new diary room look or interview look where it's chain. It's a gold chain taught.

Did you notice that? I did. It looks like someone went fishing and just caught a bad tooth. But weren't there feathers also in the mix? It's like a bondage chicken. There's feathers and like jewels and it's a lot. It was once in my life that this is what happens when we pollute the ocean. Kind of a look. You know, this is what you catch. Me.

She was a visual metaphor. So, yeah. So, candy is, so right now it's like candy and Marlowe and Portia and Ken, yeah, they're in the room and Eva too. And so they were like asking Marlowe about snake gate and everything. And then like, and they're like talking about like, who could it be? And Cynthia's like, well, I do remember having a conversation with Yovanna, and that's the funny thing. It's like, this was brought up what a week or two ago,

when Marlo, when Cynthia first pressed Marlo about it, Marlo was like, well, who did you talk to about it? Cynthia's like, oh yeah. It's like, Cynthia, this is like truly the easiest detective case. Like, hey, so first we narrow down the people that you had conversations with, okay, that's Yovanna, great. So it's Yovanna. Yeah, it's no, it's Yovanna, there's no mystery.

And Nini is thinking this whole thing is about Cynthia getting caught, but it's not, because Cynthia Cynthia is like of course I was talking about her I don't regret that now who recorded it, you know, so this has gotten away from Nini In the most hilarious way and no and everyone knows how Nini works So they're just gonna basically call everybody on being a liar, right? Yeah, so then the plan is that when you have on it comes in Kenya says this is what we should do We should just already act like we know she recorded it. It's sort of like a classic, you know, police officer thing to do with suspects. But like your friend just,

your friend just admitted it. So you might as well just tell us the details and, you know, like make the perp, make the perp at confess it all. So Yovanna walks in and Kenya tries to do that. I know Porsche tries to do that and she's like, before you walked in, it's been revealed who recorded Cynthia. And then Marla goes, she's lying. What the fuck? Doesn't work so well when you've got both people there.

Yeah, she's like, she's lying. I want to be amongst those who tell the truth. Okay Marla. Commissars, here comes one right now. I want to be amongst those who tell the truth. Okay, Mar-la. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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I looked, because if you pause the screen, there's a little thing her box said, goat curry on it. I'm glad you pointed that out, because I was, I told you it was like, we have to discuss said goat curry on it. I'm glad you pointed that out because I was I told it was like we have to discuss the goat curry that Marla was casually eating during this entire scene. Yeah, gross. Just gross to me. Not the curry part, the goat part and just eating it with your nails. Goats are nice. I don't have any problem with goat curry personally. Goat yoga. Goat yoga people.

We've seen it a million times on the housewives. You know, the housewives is trying to push goat yoga on us and then we have to watch somebody eat a goat. Like, it's staying in your lane, bravo. Do you want us to hate goats and want to eat them or are they adorable and they're going to jump on us during our tree pose or whatever. Come on. Goat curry, making its fabulous debut on the real Housewives franchise. Goat Curry, Yoga.

Yeah, it's starting. Marla's new travel around the world aerobics. Goat Curry, Yoga. So either way, so then Yovana is like regarding all this stuff they're talking about. Yovana is like, so what does this have to do with me? Because in case anyone has noticed, every time this is brought up to Yovana, she deflects and then gets nervous and then her eyes go left and right. Like, I played a lot of social deduction games in my time, like Secret Hitler and Mafia and things like that.

And she, the reason why I know that Yovanna is lying is because she does exactly what I do when I'm a bad guy trying to pretend to be a good guy. I'm like, what, me, was that, was that, what what I have to do. Hey look at that crann molding over there Yeah, anybody know how to move a lighting a lighting I don't know how to get rid of recessed recessed lighting trims. Anyone know? Trim sorry, okay, so can you just like because from what we're being told it's you It's like dun dun dun and then when we come back it's a sound effect. Oh, that movie, the horror sound effect. And then Neenie just walks in and goes, bitch and her boob is just flopping out. Because they were also supposed to be in their pajamas, but it's only Tanya and not Tanya.

I'm sorry. Yovanna and Neenie. And her boob is hanging out and they all start cracking up at her and Candy goes, you're just going to comb in the door with your titty arm. Yeah. And Yovanna is really trying to like, stir, she's trying to deflect and stir something up with other people. So she's like, well, we need to be talking about is everybody in this group being fake everyone being fake I'm like, what are you talking about everyone being a your first of all? You're on the real housewives

It's like their job to be fake, okay second of all You know, I feel like when you become an adult the whole I feel like later in life when people like oh someone's being fake someone's being a fake And it's just like yeah, that's just what being, this is what happens in life. People are fake. That's what happens. Yeah, no kidding. And can you just like, no, the reason we are here are because I've snakes, make a hashtag channel.

And you'll find it's like, um, well, you don't want to address what I'm talking about because you are all fool, fool bitches. They're all fake, fool, fool. And can you just like, are we done? about because you are all Fou Fou bitches. You're all fake Fou Fou's. And Keny is like, are we done? We're talking snake gate. Listen, us ladies have known each other for a long time. Why are you even involved in this?

And she's like, because you put me into it. Yeah. So then Cynthia is like, Nini, can you just please tell me who recorded me? And Nini, so then Nini goes, first of all, I don't think anyone recorded you. And I said that to Candy several times. Everyone was like, what? And you just hear Candy squeal.

She's like, ah! This is just like, you know, Candy recording is very different from audio. I was saying there's audio. You're saying there's recording. I mean, of course course she's fucking lying. Well this is her way to pivot because she knows the truth is gonna come out. So she doesn't want her friends to feel like she threw them under the bus because that would be saying that, oh so once I recorded it, she's trying to make it seem like she's gonna start it up like it was an accident

and it just so happened that way. The way it was similarly to how Fadra butt dialed someone left a voicemail with her butt, which was a thing that happened. So that's what Nini says. Like recording is a recorder, like when you actually have like a recorder and you're like, it's like some snake shit.

But audio is like Fadra leaving a butt doll voicemail. I'm like, mm, yeah, but like, even if it's an accidental recording, if you then go and show everyone, it's still... Yeah, I think, I think Nene is talking about the scene was recorded for the show because Eva, I mean, what is wrong with me? Because Cynthia and Yo-Yo, which is what they're calling her, and I love that. Cynthia and Yo were having lunch when Cynthia was going off about Neenie, right? And so I think Neenie is saying they recorded that. So there's audio of you saying all this stuff about me and trying to make it look like somebody recorded when they didn't record. Yeah. I think Yovanna would be like, yeah, I recorded it.

Well, I feel like Yovanna got into deep. I think she was so excited to be part of the real housewives. I think you know that she has Nini as like a person that she's reporting to. She's in Nini's good graces and you know Nini probably told her like you can't see anything. You can't see anything and I think she's sort of scared shitless. She doesn't want to lose her position in the group and so I think she's just trying her best to in the group and so I think she's just trying her best to like keep a float in this mess. So while all this is happening while Nini is explaining how audio is different from a recording, how audio is just like accidental audio. Mar-a-low goes, yeah like with Cynthia and Mike as in the time when Cynthia had her like random party for like Zima and like and then can you show it up and then Cynthia was

burdened Mike's ear like we're supposed to act like we don't know she was coming you know so that really triggered Cynthia right and Cynthia's like um you know did you hear me say that did you did you hear me say it's like you was audio whatever I'm saying audio saying audio everyone just starts saying audio all the time, as if that means any, like, is it that, like, helps or case? So Cynthia tells her, this is a serious situation for me. And if you're gonna sit up there and get loud, I'll go back to my room.

Yeah, and Marlow goes, what you're not gonna do is disrespect me in my house. I'm like, it's the hotel room. It's the hotel. You put up letters that spill out Marlow and a little throw blanket. It's not your house. The hotel channel is literally playing like I can hear the directions to how to get to the spa through my TV. Cynthia is like, what? Edber. What? Edber. She's screaming at her and she just keeps going whatever and Marlow's like you don't talk to anyone like that

And then he's like, but I was just trying to explain why is everybody so mad Yeah, and by the way while Marlow is yelling at Cynthia She has like these this like small piece of goat curry in between her fingers that she just like holding up like Just like I am gonna yell you, but I'm also going to hold this goat curry right now And she starts yelling at Cynthia. Shut up Bob Marley. Sit down Bob Marley. Yeah.

And Nini is like, Marlow, chill out, chill out, Marlow. Like Nini is doing that thing where she, she has a henchman to the dirty work. And then Nini can come in and say, be quiet. So it makes her look like the hero. Like she's the reasonable one when she's totally happy with what's happening. Yes and everybody knows this about her so they're not falling for Dini's bullshit. You know and Cynthia is just yelling back at Marlow. Yeah, she's not even yelling at half. She's not even yelling anything mean or low or anything like that

to Marlow. And Dini goes, oh this is the 50 cent. I know this is who she really is. And I was like, you're all completely reasonable and defending herself against a monster. Yeah, that's what we knew she was too. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry that I, if only I had known that the real 50 synth was someone who had actually some personality. Wow, what a terrible thing to have.

Yeah. So Marlos, like, I didn't call you out on your name. You're the most insecure girl in the world. Bob Marley. Yeah. And Cynthia gets up to go. She's all upset. And so Kenia is still telling. Yeah. Sorry. Uh, yes. Uh, Neenie is still saying, calm down, Marlo. Calm down. I'm very serious. So then yeah, Kenia springs up. And she's like, stop it. Let's get this under control. Port Porsche, everybody sit down, we need to get this solved. So then Neenie tells us, she's like, is there audio? Yes, there's audio, but I'm not a snitch.

Like, you're not a snitch, you're literally covering for a snitch. Like, how was it that like all of a sudden you were like, snitching is obviously a big value for you But then at the same time you're not snitching on a snitch like I mean She was the one who snitched someone recorded in the first place or whatever. Yeah, by the way Yeah, so Candy's like I call bullshit. This is obviously like at this point. It's just obvious a lie

Yeah, so mean he goes I will say this the person whatever happened to stand up right now just stand up So yeah, Marlow jumps in and takes it again. She's like Yovanna go talk to these people because now I feel disrespected It's gone too far Yovanna. Just tell them Confess so yeah, basically they are throwing Yovanna under the bus and honestly for that wig she deserves to be thrown under the bus And Yovanna's like she just goes I said what I said. I'm like, oh you can't steal Nini's line Okay, you can't steal it. She doesn't really confess but she keeps saying like I said what I said I said what I said and then the producer asked Nini in the interview is Yovanna the snake and Nini goes

Snake is not a nice word so I wouldn't call her a snake, but is Yovana the one with the information? Yes, yes, I'm like, so she's the snake. Yeah, got it. How well we do here. Well, we're all sold. We all saw Yovana telling you all of this information and we all saw Yovana say, I have receipts

and then they cut away so we didn't see that she actually has receipts. But you're reaching for the food. She didn't have, I still say she didn't have them and she didn't record it. But that's my personal opinion. I think that she was just saying it. So Neenie was catching her because it was recorded on the TV show. Yeah.

So now Porsche is mad. So she, she enters full on. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello Hala ho la mode. Hala ho la. Hala ho la. Hala ho la. Hala ho la. She's like, Yovanna, this is a 10 year friendship and you're gonna try and ruin it and not say anything, you're the snake. And then Yovanna's like, oh really, the snake is your man. You better watch out for the dogs in your neighborhood.

So then that gets Porsche onto her feet and so now the women start holding Porsche back and everything. And Cynthia just runs out of there. She's just like, Jayla, Jayla. Yes. So she's running down the hallway and meanie Chase is

her. Cynthia. Cynthia. I'm chasing her. I'm more like, because Cynthia, you pulled her to Scallywag. It's a nice use of Scallywag. I have to admit.

And it's the second time this week. So I interrupt this very special podcast to give BScot side. Oh, sure. So BScot, who is the blogger in question here, who Nini talks to all the time, by the way, I've read like a like long three page interview with stupid Nini.

So anyway, BScot basically is mad, right? Because Neenie's like, I don't even speak to blog guys. So the quote from this, and I'm taking this from Reality Blurb, is Neenie got on television and lied right through her dentures. I'm gonna get to that right now. Kenya did not leak the note, Cynthia did not leak the note Porsche did not leak the note. Can he did not like the note? Eva did not leak the note said be Scott. You know who did eat the note?

Someone from Neenie's team and if they want to press me even more I will publish those receipts. Don't play with me. Okay. Now yes, of course this means Neenie did it But it also means that Neenie didn't do it because it's someone it's Neenie's team So that could mean again Yovanna or anybody else John Blizzard It's on Blizzard. I just saw he was on Carrie's Instagram from Real Housewives of Dallas Oh God. She wrote he's about to lick my asshole Something else something super classy over there. So what's it has infected another city?

Well, at least it wasn't Matt from Potomac who we didn't mention, but Matt was lingering in the background of the envy fashion show last week on Jersey. Oh God. So then he just he continues. I'm just going to point the finger and say, Neenie is a liar. She is a liar. Number one, if you say my name a couple of times, I will appear.

You summoned me. I knew Neenie when she had her first pair of teeth in her first face. Wow. You don't mess the gossip bloggers. You do not do that. They always have the last word. Oh, funny.

She lied right through her dentures. That's so good. So meanwhile, Candy basically is trying to reason with Yovanna. That's so good. So meanwhile, Candy basically is trying to reason with Yvonne. She's like, see? No, not right. Lee. Clearly you have something to say.

And Yvonne is like, I have nothing to say. I have nothing to say. And he's like, well then why did you try to tell you to say it? And no, and Yvonne is just like, I have nothing. I have nothing to say. So then, Miwa cuts to Nini with Cynthia. Nini again is suddenly trying to save the day. She's like, we've been friends for a long time

and you just need to know the truth. Like, if she needs to know the truth, why don't you tell her a million different times? Yeah, and why won't you tell her right now instead of making her go back in there? You know? This is just like last year with the Eva secret recording thing where she's just trying to keep it going to keep her job because she's leaving in the

morning. Yeah. So she's like, she tells us what I know is that Yovanna has some sort of audio of Cynthia and it's important for Cynthia to know what this girl has to say. I don't want the girls to think I just made up some bullshit. You made up some bullshit. You're mad because it's blowing up on you. So you're trying to play the hero right now, but it's blowing up on you big time. So Kenya comes out of the hallway and sees Cynthia coming back to the room and now it's furious because this is like the long time storyline is control over Cynthia. I'm trying to get Kenya and Mimi. So she's like, you already know why are you going back there?

You know already yeah and Meanwhile The girls are like just pounding Yvonne and they're like how could you do that to their friendship Yvonne? How could you do that and a portion like why are you here? Why are you here? I am not your friend bitch with your horrible mother fucking wig. I am not your friend Yovanna can't fight for crap because she goes, first she goes, why would you do that to their friendship Yovanna? And Yovanna goes, I'm not your friend.

And she goes, then why are you here, bitch? And she goes, well, if you were my real friend, you wouldn't be doing this to me. It's like, I'm not your real friend, bitch. Yeah. With your horrible fucking wig. Yeah, then finally, it's just like, why? She's basically portions like, why doesn't he just tell us

who did the recording? I mean, just say it to Yovanna so we can go to bed, you know? Which is pretty much like how everyone in America was feeling at this point, you know, just say it, okay. And Yovanna screaming, you need to be worried about your man in the streets, fucking animals is what you need to be worried about. And then someone's dragging Porsche away.

You know, she's going to go. Yeah, like she's like already like pulling out pickles and half dogs to throw at Yvanna. And Cynthia is just like, now Cynthia is crying. She's like, just tell me who did it. I'm like, okay, this is so stupid. First, it's obviously Yvanna with the voice memo app in the Bailey wine cellar. Okay, it's like the easiest mystery of all time. And now you're crying over it.

I mean, it's just so ridiculous. Didn't they even put up a picture of it during this episode? Yes. I put them there. And then they said, Yovanna's phone with an arrow pointing. Yeah. It was like face down. It was like face down in your Cynthia and they're like posing together. So so Neenie tells us, well, I don't over that. She didn't tell me. She didn't tell me when I needed to know information,

talking about Cynthia. She didn't give me a heads up. She didn't give me a warning sign at her Bellini Zima party. So, once again, Nini ultimately being super petty. For all, she's talked about like, I'm going to a life coach, and I'm just like moving forward or whatever.

No, holding petty grudges. The petty grudches that are like not owed to her in the first place either because like it's one thing if like okay, Kenya's coming to this party but Cynthia's not gonna tell Nini because she knows that Nini's gonna be crazy and she's just like whatever we're just gonna like let it let's just like let this happen and like I don't want to deal with the drama of it. That's one thing versus someone goes and secretly records you and uses it against you later. That's a totally different thing.

It's not, but it can, but it makes me get seen like it's the same sort of a front to a person. Meanie in the same interview, going back from like, I'm not doing anything to anybody. I'm just innocent and I want Cynthia back to fuck her. I don't know her anything. Yeah. So Yovanna comes out like like she's leaving the hotel room,

and he's like, no, you have to go back in there. This is a point where they're also supposed to confront you and forgive me. And she's like, no, Neenie, I'm not gonna defend my character. That is not who I am. That was a really funny way to put it. Yeah. And Kenya, meanwhile, Kenya is just hounding Neenie.

Kenya has been waiting for this moment just to go after Neenie all season. Probably after what she saw Neenie say and everything she's been saying about her last season and Kenya is always there's only like one weird moment when Kenya and Neenie were friends. So Kenya is like smells blood in the water and honestly when it comes to blood in the water, I mean this is Kenya's. This is like where Kenya shines or reverse shines,

depending on your feelings about her. But she's like, going after Nini. She's like, you told everyone about it, and now you can't talk about it, now you can't talk about it. You need to add Taylor to leave. You need to tell her to leave. She's just like getting all up in Nini's business.

I kind of loved it just because I love Nini getting a hard time, having a hard time. And like, how Kenya does not step down? Yeah, I did too. You know, I don't like either one of them. I don't like Kenya or Neenie, but this is like Godzilla versus Godzilla. Godzilla, like, or it's like Pacific room, a Pacific rim where they're just monsters. You don't even care about it.

But you're like, this is fun. Bumblebee versus Megatron or something like that, or Optimus Prime versus Megatron, or Empire State's building versus Chrysler building. Yeah, yes. And we're back and forth because people keep coming in and out of the hallway. So first, Nene is alone with Yo-Yo, who's trying to leave. And she's like, Nene, that's not fair.

It's like eight against one. And Nene is like, but I'm trying to have your back man Yeah Like if you guys can just stop arguing for a second and then Neenie's like she tells us she goes I'm like girl all this time I know and you know there's audio so I don't know what you're lying about so now Neenie is just gonna fully Get rid of Tanya right or yo yo right now on gonna fully get rid of Tanya right or yo yo right now on yeah sorry I have Tanya and yo yeah well because Yovanna like Yovanna is like failing as a henchman right now like Yovanna was supposed to fall on her sword and she

refused to so now Neenie's been dragged into the mess and now Neenie has Kenya coming at her so obviously Yovanna is being canceled from Neenie's universe at this very moment so Yovanna just keep saying I said what I need to say, and Nini goes, I didn't hear you say anything. I mean, I can't fight all these girls. I've known for years, says Nini. Basically, Nini is saying, you have to do the fight for me,

because I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, she's like, well, I can't fight for, I can't fight all these girls, and they're saying that you have to get out of the group now, so you need to go state your case. And Yomano's like, I did state my case, so Nini brings her back, trying to make her think she's helping her, right?

So Neenie comes in, she goes, everybody you listen now. And then Keny is like, oh hell no, security. Yeah, she pulls a full Karen huger. Scarity, security. So now Keny is calling for security, Portia's back on her feet, and she's trying to to like you know kick

Yovanna out of the room, etc. Any of Anna is like worry about your man fucking animals bitch, you know all that stuff really I Mean it's hilarious Yes, Portia's like I don't want that ho in this room, you know, so there was like full like everyone was on 10 Your man's fucking You know, so there was like full like everyone was on 10 Your man's fucking So then the security is in there. It was like four or five people in there trying to hold everybody back and Even it's like this is fucking crazy, you know, and then

Meanie is Kenya is pointing at meanie and like you need me you started this and he's like you cannot ever Point your mother fucking figure at me. Bad. Yeah, we got we got like a classic reality show thing where where because Kenya is like you should have said it when you had the time to say it. Neenie you should have told Cynthia when you had the time and Neenie just shut the fuck up bitch and Kenny goes you shut the fuck up bitch and you know when you have whenever you have like a you shut the fuck up bitch that's returned with a mirrored you shut the fuck up bitch it's always going to go down from there. Yes, and then Neenie pushes Kenya who almost falls on a pregnant Eva, which would have been great. Yeah, great.

And you know, just harkening back to Eva saying she doesn't know the energy of this group and doesn't want to bring her kids. Well, that's why everybody there we have it. And so now Neenie is seeing red and she is so furious and they're like trying to hold her back. She's clawing out a producer. I mean, you can see that she is a woman possess at this moment. And you know, like, they're just... There's like a lot of discussion of who should be pointing fingers at whoever slash bitch. And it was just like a full on, okay, we're at the next level rage situation between Neenie and Kenya But also Kenya knows Kenia knows at this point that she's won because she's now made Neenie go crazy

Yes, oh my god and Neenie is going so that she charges them in the hall and security has to chase her down and hold her back Yeah, and she just keeps screaming bitch and let me tell you something bitch And she's like, but I'm talking to them but I'm talking to them I'm talking to them This motherfucker has a wrong bitch. Yeah. Oh my god. It goes crazy And she's like all I'm trying to do is help I'm sure and then her boobs are still out by the way Yeah, so at this point Kenya and everyone has pretty much like fled the scene at this point So now Neenie is back with Marlow and so now with no one else to attack Marlo You're up. So Neenie is like Marlo. You shouldn't like you shut the fuck up So these people can talk Marlo like you got us all fighting over something this stupid

She's basically blaming Marlo because the tension escalated when Marlo made that comment about Cynthia and Mike and Cynthia and Marlo To fight so Neenie is blaming it all on Marlo right now. I'm like, no, the way you really diffuse it is Nini, you should have said who Rook did a stupid recording because no one really cared that much. You should have said it. Don't blame it on Marla with her goat curry. Yeah, Marlo works for you.

We all know it. She's following your orders. So you can't yell at her for following your orders So the next day 8.30 a.m. It's all happy again. Everyone's getting their hair and makeup done and Tania's in the or Tania we keep saying Tania her name is Tania. Yeah, Tania. Thank you for pointing that out I always say Tania if ever we say Tania just pretend we said Tania Yeah, just do an auto correct in your brain. Yeah So um, so Tania is getting her hair done and everything and Nini comes in all smiles as if like nothing happened and Tania goes

girl What the frick sort of curse Canada? What the frick happened last night girl? What the heck oh Double heck you six happened last night. I woke up to my phone ringing. First it was the mayor saying I'm possibly getting the key today. Oh my favorite city I love Canada! Then it was the girls.

And then it was Brian Adams. Toronto's favorite. Why is the Mnellie called too? No idea, but I guess she likes it Canada too. Drake called not the musician, but actually someone named Drake works at Drake's it's amazing So then we get clips of every single girl calling her like oh my god, you're fine as awful get rid of her Yeah, so yeah, so she like woke up to all this and she's like oh this is Canada. We don't do that in Canada. You know, we do in Canada instead I don't know I'm actually asking you. What do we do in Canada instead here? Card of all and overcharge for books in a bookstore.

Card of all books, hockey, and making newscasters for America. So, Dini's like, well, Yovanna's leaving, okay? And I love that people are just like, no more Yovanna and so she's now fired. Everybody just ganged up and was like, that's it, we don't want her anymore. Yeah, I mean, I wonder if we'll see her again or if this is just like, no, she's fired.

I think, well, I mean, she was fired from the trip, at least. So she's like, well, when when you left all they wanted to talk about was this audio I mean Martin and Marlo and Cynthia went at it was so crazy and then Kenya. Oh, she cracked her finger It means she's just you know just trying to act like the sweetest most fun Yeah, it's like this is all Kenya Kenya lost her mind and Kenya started this and Neenie You know she was just there with her boo bat ready to play some boggle, you know, but it was Kenya was the monster Yeah, and she's like you want to provoke someone to pretend you're a victim blow up booty Like Neenie calling Kenya Neenie do you remember when you just said five minutes ago that you didn't oh Cynthia the truth because she didn't tell you

That Kenya would be at her party. Do you want it? So now you want to talk about victimhood? Come on now. Yeah. So Neenie's like, well, you know, Portia and I are gonna just have to talk because she, I just wanted to say thank you for saving me. I mean, Portia really saved me with that whole thing. Like you're crazy. You're like, you were deranged and you were about to hurt someone and Portia's just like basic human instincts kicked in to like settle you down. There wouldn't be violence. And you're taking that as, well, I guess we're back

to big sister little sister. I'm like, well, I don't know what family you're raised in. But you have to really reexamine this. Yep. So next we see Yovanna. Dracking out her Rolly suitcases. All the music dogs. I know. Someone posted a picture because they were watching it Next we see Yovanna tracking out her roly suitcases all the music dogs

Someone posted a picture because they were watching it with closed captioning and the closed captioning just says in parentheses slithering Slithering that's hilarious. I love when they're easter eggs in the closed captions Yeah, so Tania's in the lobby greeting all the girls And Cynthia's very very upset and you can tell because she's quentin Karayas and extra amount as she Instagrams. Yeah So Tania is still very exciting she goes well, I know you had a crazy night and I love you for rally I just love you. I'm so excited. I'm so excited for a rally. You know, my favorite sport is rally cars because they are rally. And she's wearing different feathers, ten years wearing different feathers than everybody

else. And Candy's like, okay, so you're basically going to just try and upstage us. Like, we all have to wear the same thing, but you go special in feathers. Got it. Got it. Yeah, right. Imagine Riley at Carnival. Oh, okay. So I'm supposed to wear the same thing, but you get special feathers. Got it. Got it. Yeah, right. Imagine Riley at Carnival. Oh, okay, so I'm supposed to wear feathers.

So it's wear feathers, but you didn't get me feathers. Okay, got it. Got it. Gribbian. Got it. So Oh, so for sure, keep saying Hennessy a lot. By the way, Hennessy must have sponsored this entire season because everything's Hennessy.

Yeah, there's a lot. We didn't even talk about all the other Hanna's references. Tanya is still just like, really, that there was this big fight. She's like, you know, I stayed up to wrap up the party that I have with my friends and my family. And then I found out this happened. I was like, no way!

All of this could have happened. No way! I'm better dead. So they get in a golf cart a Tennessee golf cart and we see the Tennessee carnival carnival going on and it's basically beautiful just paraded super amazing and of course it's like this an amazing beautiful life-changing thing it's like two seconds of airtime and they're like no I know like they were like know, they were in their feathers,

their costumes, they were dancing, they're having fun. And there was like a shot of Tanya holding Tanya holding two cans of Canada dry. I was like, that's really on the nose, Tanya. OK, like we got it. We got it. You're in Toronto. You're from Toronto, you're Canadian.

You're literally holding cans of Canada dry. Like, it's OK. So yeah, they're dancing and they're having, and they're all having fun and they're all dancing and they're all confessional. Like each one of them, the producers told them, like, hey, do a little dance. And then it cuts to candy and she's just sitting there

with this look on her face. She's like, I'm not a dancer. Like, I love candy this whole episode. She is just rolling her eyes at everything. Like, the dentist proposal, she's the only one that's like, I'm not buying it. I'm gonna need to give that a little more time. So this show managed to do the impossible, which is in the middle of a parade with like millions of people they've managed to find a van

in the middle of the parade and put the woman in it. You know it's all about the van. It's all about the it's basically Cynthia and Kenya. They're in this, they're in like a van or bus. And then they're just like talking about everything that happened last night. And Cynthia is furious at Marlow. Yeah, she's like, I'm definitely not going to forgive her in two seconds. She says, sorry, fakely. And she's like her dick about me and Mike was not okay.

Was the dick where she said please you got caught talking to My yes, oh please Cynthia. That was come on camera. Give me a break. Yeah, you were wrong about situation Yes, I'm like I understood I understood why why Cynthia did that and I think I even defended her to a certain degree But ultimately like Cynthia just own it because it's like it's yeah, it's just own it you said it to Mike You did you you got caught you got caught. Yeah, so back at that It's me but Cynthia does make a good point which is like you know What's the point like Neenie is like this is all bullshit like what's the point of sending me the gift sending me this car being on ice to me, but then you're like not not willing to tell me who's like

Secretly recording me like it just shows how it's all fake. It doesn't matter who recorded you you said it and you admitted it. So the fact that you're even considering speaking to Nini again at all. It's not about like she said it and she admitted it. It's more like there's someone in the group who would do something like this and it's not like I get it but she's giving it so much air time. Like she's giving it so much. Yeah, like she's getting so upset up. Yeah, she's getting. Yeah, well, maybe it's whatever. Who cares? I'm going to shut up. Okay. So then back to the hotel at night time. Welcome to the candy gallery. Yeah, there are a place called the candy. It's in the hotel.

It's basically like a gallery full of you Know that like shitty artwork that you only see when you go on vacation someplace. It's like yeah, it's like crews Yeah, welcome to one. It's like crew siff art work. Yeah, walk through the gallery to get to the tg. I Freddy's booth I know we are going to have hyper realistic photos of Baillign whales and also daffodils and also a little girl sitting on a stool outside of a car wash in 1920 is it a screen saver or is it a photo It's art. So yes, this by the way, I should mention I went to store this weekend and and... God save people who go in there. Anyway, so...

God save their knees, sitting on the ground like that. They're like, hello, would you like a chair? That is one foot off the ground. Have fun on your knees, Fatty. It's true, by the way, is there another Tom Tom that's opening up because someone on Twitter sent us photos of Tom Tom Part Duh,

and I didn't know what that was or where it is, but it looks like it's another Tom Tom, but this one, in classic Least Advantage from style, like in the middle of the bar are like three giant trees. But like not in a tiny little passageway, so you can't pass, and no one's going to be able to walk in this restaurant. And again, the bar stools are low, which means that when you sit at the bar, the bar is literally at chin level, which is the way it is at TomTom. Like I actually really love TomTom, and that is my one gripe is how low those bar

tools are. That's not right. It's not right. Yeah, I don't know if they're opening another, like a next door area like they did with the Vanderpump or the surf. You know how they had surf and then they had the Sir Patio and then they had the Sir Guardians. It's just like a new little Lego piece opens each.

It's like Lisa's playing monopoly on that block in West Hollywood. Oh, that's true. For every little business that she can, you know, I mean, the line was, I tried to go to Tom Tom and the line was so long. I did not happen on for I was very sad, because at once in their Buffalo quality flower. Okay. Anyway, we're at the candy gallery at this hotel. So they've like set up a table in the middle of this like tacky ass gallery. And these poor women, I felt so bad. They looked exhausted. They sounded exhausted.

They were in this big aspirate all day long in the sun, drinking, having been loud. They wanted to go to sleep. You can tell. They just wanted to go to sleep. And production was like, nope, we arranged something at the candy gallery. So you have to go up there and talk about things

And just getting your hair and makeup done. Yeah, just for like a real routine. Yeah So it's pretty chill so it's basically it starts I was taking a gigantic gulp of water It's okay. I could hear it's fine. I knew I understood the context of the silence It's okay, I could hear it's fine. I knew I understood the context of the silence I was all mad that they had to put on makeup again. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so they're gathered together and they're like okay, who wants to fight? Yeah, we're all pretty exhausted here. Anybody want to fight? Yeah, so it's candy and Cynthia and Tania and Tania's like, wow ladies last night I still cannot believe am I right everyone? Am I right? Oh, wow What a beautiful view of a field of flowers. Oh, that's a painting or a photo. Wow

Candy Gallery, am I right? Did you catch Cynthia's good one? Can't if Tanya takes forever to get there and through candy's like well, I guess you're not a time-notsy and Cynthia says Tanya time is not tanya or t your time is not 10 year on time. Yes. New hashtag to heal the real time, the real real, so real 50 cents coming out. So, yeah, so yeah. So then Kenya shows up and 10 years

starts telling the group like what, what, what, Nini had been telling her, her perspective, et cetera. And Kenya is basically says what Nini had been telling her, her perspective, etc. And Kenyans basically says that Nini is so desperate to have everyone be her friend again. And she goes, you know, I feel sorry for the girl. No, not really. Ha! And Marlo joins in these weird glasses. And they're like, what's up with the glasses? It's like Gucci. I didn't have glam because of all those Marlow letters

So I just put on some jogging pants and some Gucci glasses all right. Well, he's in a still getty First I'd like to start by saying I apologize Cynthia It just went too far. I didn't like what you said to me and I was drinking a bit too much And it went so far now that Neenie's gone I can say I'm sorry deeply No, I think that Neenie told Marlo that she has to apologize because it's ruining Neenie's like a pop like like It's ruining Neenie's come back attempt of of this image of like I'm just nice and happy

So like Marlo has sort of fallen a sword here at this moment and apologize to Cynthia That way Neenie can get back to the business of being just a friend who got caught up in Marlow's messiness Yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes more sense. That's my theory. She's like she looks Cynthia. This is Gene Wayne When I say something off the wall. I love you to death. I'll cut you. I admire you You are a rock star. It's like, okay. I can wrap it up. Yeah, exactly. Meanwhile, Portia shows up. I wrote down woo-wa-wa-woo-woo. Was she like, I don't know why I wrote that. That's how she sat down. She's like,

Woo woo woo, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, very, very short arm. She's very close to me now. So then Marlo. Yeah. So Marlo's like, oh my god, my password was found. She's sent me this like, see how God blesses you when you're nice to me. See? Yeah. So then we moved to the tapes and snake gate and Cynthia's like, oh my god, here's to not give a get down about my own hashtag every more. Okay. I'm done with it. I'll have a new hashtag by next week let's just be done with it. Simarolo tries to go after Kenya she's like oh my god Kenya Moore is wearing a wig this is the woman who broke into my event with natural haircare and she's wearing a wig it's okay I'm wearing a wig I'm wearing a wig and she starts like fusting around with her wig Kenya is like

I would do something to you but I'm about to ruin someone else's life right now. Thanks. Um, hey guys, can we talk about the fact that Portia's man hopped on a plane and flew here just to repropose sort of I could wouldn't have known he was gonna be there except I saw a trail of relish going from the hotel lobby all the way to my room. I was like Dennis must be here. And he was. He was. So they start talking about how everybody's going to be getting married now. And you know, Kenya, Kenya, her big set up. She's like, just to be the devil's advocate here. And Porsche's like, oh, I mean, she's going to be the devil.

Everyone is like laughing. They're like, oh, is that the new way of saying you're going to be messy right now? So she's like, oh, is that the new way of saying you're gonna be messy right now? So she's like, Portia and Dennis refer to themselves as husband and wife. Candy is a wife, Cynthia was a wife, and it's gonna be a wife again. And I'm a wife, of course. So. And I believe our way her watch is the good wife. So when it comes down to men and women cheating, I was like, why did this need that big of an intro? Like it doesn't matter, could you just say

when it comes down to men cheating? Yeah. What the hell? So she's like, if you know or suspect or have heard whatever, that someone's man in the group is cheating, would you wanna know? And they're all like, yes.

Yes. So everyone says yes, yes. So everyone says yes, but then Tony gets kind of caught up on it. She's like, oh, what's cheating? What is that include? We should also, we should also mention that before Kenya started doing devil's advocate, they were asking Tanya when she and Paula are finally going to get married.

And she's like, no, I'm going to, I honestly feel like my life is completely perfect. And you see her like this like glazed on smile and her eyes darting back and forth like, it's perfect, it's perfect. Just keep saying it's perfect. Oh! And she's like, what's, what's cheating? And Kenya says, well, if he's putting his penis into somebody,

it's like, really? I don't, I think it's a little more than that, you know? Yeah. I mean, that's, I mean, that's really, you can get away with a lot without putting your penis in somebody. Yeah, well then that's the thing, because then Kenny was like, well what if it's someone who was getting it, if someone who's hitting on someone and asks for a number, is that cheating? And Ty was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I'm actually privy to this info and then we see a flashback to when they went to the bakery I had cut this part to save it for now the cookie place turns out that would that what you say Cynthia is best friends with the monster in this case It's cookie monster

So the thirsty lady at the cookie store no and only as a cookie lady I love this I love that they're like okay. We finished up snake ate. So let's just bring something else in now cookie gate So the cookie lady is like, oh are you guys talking about Paul? Daniels Paul because he flirted with me and then said don't go anywhere and then ask for my phone number Yeah, and so then Cynthia is telling us like, Cynthia's acting like she's upset that Kenya sort of is alluding to it at the table. And she's like, child, this never had to go anywhere.

It never had to go anywhere. But then she told Tamar Barney and now it's everywhere. And Kenya's like, well, he chatted her up at the end and he left with a phone number. And Tony or Tanya goes, well, he chatted her up at the end and he left with a phone number and Tanya goes, oh no! Yeah, so basically, like, she's like, if there's a guy, like, you know, like, hollering out a girl, trying to get her number, is that cheating? And Tanya's like, no, but Portia's like, it's the beginning of cheating. And then Kenny, like, congratulates herself.

She's like, you know, there was a bullet in the gun, but I didn't fire it But maybe I'm asking for myself considering the state of my own marriage. Oh, oh sadness I just sing myself Yeah, so Candies like well, you know, at first I thought is this me's talking about, but then I remember that they said the cookie lady was asking or was saying that Paul tried to get her cookies. And I love that candy said that because like on the heels

of Cynthia acting like this didn't have to go anywhere. Like you already told Candy, you've already told Candy before the scene is up. Yep. So Candy was like, well, I asked my husband about it and he said your fucking car shouldn't be driving itself with my baby in it And also a cheater is always a cheater And then Tanya's like well, I love asking Paul about this sort of stuff. I love I feel like I'm getting it The nitty gritty cuz he tells me all about the stuff with his dudes. Yeah totally honest on his relationship. Everything's great. Everything's great

Yeah Yeah, totally honest on this relationship. Everything's great. Everything's great. Yeah Yikes and she's telling us yeah, I go through his phone the only house one password I can see everything is doing her And everyone knows it's her and Porsche is like well She better not be talking about Dennis because he knows he has a lot to lose me his child and his balls I was like yeah, you should show him Porsche. Yeah, you're really strong for balls. I was like, yeah, you sure should have him, Portia. Yeah, you really, that was a really strong four episodes you had there. Yeah.

So Tania is saying that should be very broken up if Paul cheated, which is why I was so sad to see that where this was going. And he was like, oh God, not Portania. And she's like, well, I have all his pass codes. I know he's not, should he have all his pass codes? And Tania's like, well, how many phones does he have? Just one, one phone phone and then he has a

Box that he told me I should never look into but I think it said T-Mobile on it which meant that he is Tanya mobile he likes moving with me And that's the end of real housewives of Atlanta Yeah, next week it looks like Tanya and Kenya. It's gonna be something something's happening next week I was like oh my god. It's so great to be excited for this show again Like it's like it's so fun to like look forward to what's gonna happen next because we had a a real stinker of a season last year And the one before that was an odd season. So I'm like really happy right now Yeah, me too

So really fun season and Tania's getting messy next week. Good. She's like, well, I have something on her. Yeah, but you know it's probably going to be like, she never drank this can of Canada dry. I provide to her free of charge. And sign now she's shitty. Yeah.

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