Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Catwalk Backtalk

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Happy Ann. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, how's everything going on this fine Monday? Oh my god, it's just grand. What a fine, final Monday of the summer. I mean, I know summer technically ends mid-September, but we all know summer ends this week. So whoa, that turned into a downer.

Was actually supposed to be an upper, like this is, I'm having a lovely day. I'm having a lovely day. Well, summer can die all at once. I'm in Texas. So by summer, hey, Ja, go away please please. Can't wait to wear it, put some jogging pants on. Can't wait to change from jogging shorts into jogging pants. Yeah, Texas summer.

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Now, I was really impressed with this episode because Trixi Monacoel, right out the gate, did something I never thought would be possible. She rhymed Atlanta with hospitality. And you think, wait, how does anyone rhyme Atlanta with hospitality? It's literally two different phonics at the end of those words. But this is what she's saying. And forgive me, I don't remember the melody, but we'll just have to assume it was really good. Uh, she goes, welcome to Atlanta. We give you that certain hospitality. I was like, oh,

so you just added weed to the end of Atlanta. Or maybe it's certain hospitality. I was like, oh, so you just added weed to the end of Atlanta. Or maybe it's an E. Could be wrong. We were all stretching over there. Stretching skills. Stretching those skills tricks. Is that all that it takes for songwriting? You just have to, if you can't make it rhyme,

just throw in the phonic and then there you go, you know? I think they were worried in production. They were like, guys, is this a strong enough opening? They're like, I don't know. You know what? Let's just start the previous leads with this. It's like, okay, I think they officially know that I want to kill them right now and they're just going to play that as much as they can. So, um, yeah, so it opens like little things going on around town. And it's candy in like, I think almost our own, I think our only scene in the episode.

Candy has brought Ace to his acting class, which of course we should have known that she is prepping him for an acting career. And she talks about how she does audition tapes with him and everything. Candy doesn't birth baby. She births trademarks, okay? No one should be surprised by this.

Yeah, I mean, no one should be surprised. I mean, look at the number of legacy actors and actresses in Hollywood, like the Dakota Johnson's and the, you know, I mean, there's like Kelsey Grammer's daughter and like everyone has like a daughter or a son. I feel like- Wow, that was quite a jump. I was just thinking, I don't know why I went to KELSE.

What about Kate Huts and herself? I mean, Merrill Street. KELSEY Grammar's daughter. Well, because she was on that show, Greeg actually, not the one, not the not KELSE Grammar's daughter with Camille, who's now like a model, but the other one. Jessica Kapsha, there. Gotcha, Kate Kapsha. It's taken 10 years, but we finally got John this podcast. But there's so much nepotism. So of course, Candy's going to be like, oh, my son will benefit from that nepotism and entertainment. I'm good for her. You know, I 100% good for her not sure about ace yet

I respect the hustle. He's like I'm a swall's tucker line Hey, I have peanut butter line. I'm like oh, no He was definitely giving like energy. He was definitely giving olive energy energy from both of the Broadway. To be or not line. Chomped, I'm sure. I'm sure. That little boy starts walking around that house. I'll sing. Chomped, I'm sure. Chomped, I'm sure. Oh, make my heart swell. Oh, he's cute. So they're like, whoa, you did it. You finally got your peanut butter stuck on the roof of your mouth and it tastes so good. Line down. And I was like, well, who wrote that line anyway? I know. What are we teaching our children? Oh, wait, there's a knock on the acting studio door. Oh my God. It's Drew. Sadora. Hey, Drew, I just want to know,

are you doing the Eda Hagen method when you're talking about peanut butter? Like, what does the peanut butter smell like? Do you have what does it look like? Is it chunky? Is it smooth? I just need to know these things Ace. So then we head over to Marlowe's. She is unpacking stuff. And my baby's coming back home. So she calls Crystal, her sister. And she's like, are you at work? No, she's at the fucking grocery store. Can't she? She's at work. She's got a mask, a fucking hat. She's like, are you a work? No, she's, she's at the fucking grocery store. Can't she sit work? She's got a mask, a fucking hat. She's like in a full-hazet mat suit. I know.

She's like a full, like, nurse uniform. No, she's that chunky cheese right now. And she's like, yes, crystal with your tag. That's what you're noticing. So she tells us she's missed the boys because they've been gone a month now. Is it a surprise? Or did you tell them they're coming? How have you been with them? Have you given them structure? You got to love Marlow, talking on the phone to a woman who's probably working 12 hours a day. She's calling her at work. And the poor lady has to go home to like four toddlers

and her two kids, you know? How have you been with the structure? I know. Grizzles like, have these kids out of here? So basically, Grizzles like, well, they don't get it, they don't take their medicine, they don't wash the dishes and they're basically a disaster. You know, so Marlo is going to be meeting with an educationally

to help her instill discipline for the boys. But she's also really enjoyed having 30 days to herself. Yeah, and she's like, I just want them to be the best that they can be, which gave me army vibes. So it's like, please leave those those because that's the next step. Cause Crystal's going to be like, no, I'm not taking them again because it didn't make their bed, you know, should be fine in the army. I like to sing my intentions with classic songs, classic commercials.

Classic commercials. So she's like, you know, I want to teach these kids that they need to have a plan in life. And you have to get it into your mind that you just do well in school because you're supposed to do well in school. You don't get Gucci for doing well in school. Even though that is the aim of her actual charity, which is to give like makeovers and okay, you get Gucci, but just one Also, I don't approve of this because anybody who's ever even been around a kid knows that of course your kids get grades Because they get stuff out of my niece didn't even poop without an M&M as a prize I mean that girl could hold on surprise.. She didn't die of septic. What do you call it?

I'll surprise you to go septic. Like, she did. She did. That girl was bloating up like violet from Willy Wonka, the chocolate factory until you waved a M&M in front of her face and then she would poop. I was, you know, the old, my parents would never,

my parents were refused to do anything like that. I had to, I had to find my own drive. The only exception was in preparing for my abarmance, but I remember there was one prayer that I was, I just did not, I hated it. And my, my dad did promise, he would buy me a video game if I just freaking sat down and learned, it was like the only time. And man man did I

learn that prayer so quickly. Man did I nail aloo hey nail it. It was ashray that's what it was. Oh ashray the pain in my existence but it was worth it for that for like mega man too. Oh wow. Oh, oh, I guess another being like, being like, so funny because that's for Ashrie also. Yeah, that's what we also call Jesus. So that's so funny that it's really. Really? Ashrie?

Mega man. Oh. So the kids are going to be back in five days and she's talking to the little bear. She's like, Mr. Billy, dirty Williams coming back. What do you think of that? I don't know why I thought that was so funny. But bear probably like, I don't want to be masturbated on anymore over your teenage time.

It was going on over there after that moment, after that barbomid. We're two private memories. was going on over there after that moment, after that barb and the childhood memories now guys, we've officially crossed the child memory line. Well, listen, I just assume I learned everything from Bridesmaids and that one scene where Wendy, what's her face is like, they just seem in everywhere. Teenage boys, they're like, oh, seem in everywhere.

That's just what I imagine all, all like adolescent, or like tween or teenage boys are doing. It's like, oh, God. So now it's very dramatic music because Drew is on the couch. But, I mean, okay. So, JoJo is asking if Ralph will help with homework. It's like, okay. So, JoJo is asking if Ralph will help with homework. It's like, okay, and go, daddy, will you help me with my homework?

Oh yeah, I'm gonna help you. Yeah, yeah, this chapter three. It's like, oh, that's it. This doesn't seem like a planned out, seeing it all, guys. I just got a phone call. Oh, your dad's like a little upset that he can't help you with his homework,

so he's gonna help you at some point, indeterminately. So unfortunately, I can't help you with his homework. So he's gonna help you at some point in determining at least so unfortunately, I can't help you go homework anymore. Sorry, kid. Chapter 32. So chef Chasity's over there, um, which cracks me up. The jury has a personal chef. And she's like, um, I don't feel anything. Are you touching my toes?

I just feel so bad, babe. I mean, we really wanted to go to Jamaica and we didn't get to do anything And seeing that was actually me playing the role of someone who didn't get to do anything in Jamaica. Thank you so much Thanks Ida. That was new to for you So Sheree comes over and Drew lists all the shit that was wrong with her. I don't really care, but she did have stitches She has stitches. She had stitches, she had full surgery.

She, the reason why she, she ruptured her Achilles' is because she was over-compensating for the other one, which I feel like there's gotta be a metaphor in there for Drew's ador somehow. I don't know what it is. It's like the season one to season two over-compensation, not sure. By the way, her private chef is the same one

who was doing the meal plans earlier in the season for drop it with Drew. Yeah, a chef chastity. And so, um, the sea is all drugged out and Surrey, it's like, can you believe it? It's me, your arch nemesis. And she's like, well, I don't really know how we even got to where we got Surrey. You were in in a asshole. That's how you got there. But I really appreciate this, because we've just never really had a chance. And I just think you're so cool. Shirei's like, well, I don't want to see anyone hurt.

I don't like any kind of murder, any knifes of someone that I hate, okay? Yeah, she goes, you know what? I think I just don't think that we got off the right foot. I'm like, wow, that's a little too soon, Sheree, to be using that kind of language. I mean, do you see her for crying out loud? Uh, she's not okay on that foot,

but we got off too okay on the other foot, which ruptured the other, the first foot. Ha, ha, ha. So then Sonia arrives. So it's Sonia and Sheree, which is sort of surprising because Drew has such an up and down history with them. And, um, but then like, this is, I thought that's what they're joking about, you know, and they're like, wow, I can't believe it's you two here before even Marlow and Shreya's like, look at God, look at God, or the producers of the show. You scheduled the scene for us. So, Chastity's like, here's your fucking lamb chops.

Okay, thanks for really focusing on my food. Here's your lamb chops on some TV trays. You digs. Yeah. And they start talking about Marlow and how it's a twilight zone that they're all getting along. And then it's time to gossip about the last dinner in Jamaica. So Sonja's like, where should we start? Where should we even start with this?

And she goes, Sonja and Kenya, when you said, what's up, Kenya? Oh, the way that you said, what's up, Kenya? Oh, Drew, let me reenact it for you. I'm sorry, where are you? Jamaica. How do I know that? It smells like river. What are you wearing?

Oh, for Christ's sake. Are there for parrots? Are there for parrots? Make noise. Has the bird shit on anybody? I need to know the atmosphere. So yeah, she's like, what did she say? And she goes, she said it just like this.

What's up, Kenya? Can you believe it? And Sonia's like, I was not prepared. That girl ate me up. That was a flashbacks of like, Kenya just destroying Sonia at the table. And she was like, what's up? Sonia is so all of us, because she goes,

you know, like, I feel like I'm winning in my head. But the words aren't coming out. I'm like, that's me every time I feel like there's like a, there's like a surly, like, there's like like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like

a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, this person, if you don't like it then you can back the fuck up. And then that person walks up right, hi, how are you? I'm such a whizz with God for days, it's. So Sheree is like, she's like,

well yeah, sometimes you just gotta give it back to her and you don't just keep poking, poking, poking, poking. Just like I did five times, Drew's foot right now. You did? She really doesn't feel it. Feels nothing down there. Oh my God. My other fingers hurting. It's like it's overcompensating for your poking.

So, Saray is like, well, you know that Kenya felt some type of way with Ross. She said that he was aggressive with a group of women when he was defending you. Are you mad? Can somebody come over here and make her mad? Like I think you're for fucking lamb chops. And then we see the clip of Kenya saying, well, what do you mean he's not aggressive? What's your definition yelling and cursing at a woman? Oh, woman. So Simon is like, well, she wishes she had a man that would stand up for her. How about that? She's never experienced a love like that before. Okay, my husband, when he thought I was being attacked, he stood up for me.

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It's like Sonia isn't she's not second season yet So she doesn't know to save this for a party, you know, right? I'm calling her right now Which you can do that especially with Kenya because Kenya will just leave the fight. She'll just hang up on you So I got yeah, there's an out easy out so she calls up Kenya and she's like hi Kenya and Kenya's like hi Is everything okay? And she's like I was calling you because I was so she calls up Kenya, and she's like, hi, Kenya. And Kenya's like, hi, there's everything okay. And she's like, I was calling you because I was sitting here with Shirei, and she told me some of the stuff that you said,

and so I wanted to ask you about it. And Kenya's like clearly just woken up from a nap. She's like, what, like, when? And she's like, well, she was saying that you said that Ross was aggressive, and you felt that he was berating a group of women. And she's could just like, I'm trying to press it like, like what mode do I have to be in?

I feel like I'm shooting a scene and I didn't realize how I'm shooting a scene. And Sonya's like, oh, the cat got your tongue now. And she's like, come I just wake up and I'll call you back. And Sonya's like, well, this girl needs to understand my boundaries. And that really upset me, Kenya.

And she tells us, she knows what that means. She knows what that means to call a black man aggressive. And Kenya is like, okay, Sonya, okay, okay. I don't think I ever use that word. It's like a clip. What do you think aggressive is? That if that's not aggressive, then what is aggressive? Oh my God, I love being on this.

We should name this raft aggressive. I thought this raft aggressive, named after Ross. I thought this rafting trip was going to be more aggressive like Ross. Have you been to Ross dress for last recently? Their sales are very aggressive, much like Ross himself, right? No, I don't think I use that word. So, Sonny is like, well, I don't appreciate you talking about him at all. How about that? And if you didn't use the word, that was the sentiment, and that's not cool. And basically, Kenia's like, I can't talk now. And she's like, okay, bye, bitch.

Yeah. So, this is like Strike 3. Sonia said, this is Strike 3 for Kenia. You know, after Ken Kenya hung up on her earlier and then was disrespectful and Jamaica and now it's coming for Ross. So I'm sure it's like, listen, you just need a little wooza right now.

And this, what are you talking about? You just got an all upset about it. Yeah. Drew Meanwhile just completely passed out. Much like I'm sure many audiences are at her stage performances. Look at Drew acting like an audience. Drew's like this was actually a method acting. I've been awake this entire time.

Thank you so much. Sometimes to make an audience feel things, you need to know how the audience is. Oh, I'm asleep. So. You know that happened to me once, sort of, where in college I was taking a film class. And we had to act like whatever reason, we had to film a scene in the front of the class. And so I had to be someone's passed out on a sofa, so like, okay, so they put me on a sofa.

I had to add a scene in front of me, but I then fell asleep on the sofa in front of the class. And I was out for like 45 minutes. I just remember at one point, hearing the professor say, just let him be. He just let him be sleeping. Just like, I just slept in front of a class. And Vince method right now, just let him live in that place. It was a true story moment for me.

Yeah. So then we go to Shirei and she's got all these models lined up and She is working with a lady named Rowan who is amazing. Could you could somebody bring her a beach please? Love her. She This lady is amazing and she does not give a fuck This lady is amazing and she does not give a fuck. Yeah, this was an amazing scene. So basically, Ruan is putting together,

is a consultant or whatever, putting together the Shira Fashion Show. And Shira is like, oh, by the way, my friend Kenya is coming by. She could be a little shady. So, you know, just be prepared. Kenya comes in like just, and like top tier shade level.

And she's just like, I'm just gonna be so obnoxious to the scene. She's like, I'm just gonna let it all out today. Yeah. She's like, oh yeah, she might should rate, yes. So would you ask her why she didn't call me the pose? You could have a block of models out there to show up instead of whatever's out there? So what do they do just post on Twitter like yeah, I think on the story

Yeah, because Ruan says She goes well, we wanted to keep it on the download as per Sheree's wishes and then we see Sheree's Instagram, which is like Models models, come. It's gonna be filmed on Bravo. It's by Sheree Wiffield. Come to the modeling session and like only one person liked it. It's like, oh yeah, we want to keep it down low. It's just more like, no, only a few people showed up.

And Kenyles, like, how do you get people here if you don't use my name? Hello. So, Rwans just like, okay, well, we're just gonna go ahead with this then and Kenny is like, this lead back attitude isn't gonna work. We are under fire, snap, out of it. Yeah, and so then they sit down on the sofa

as we're there gonna be looking at the models and the sofa's right to the side. And Kenny is like, um, why aren't we facing the way so we can actually see the way the audience would? And Rwanda's like, well, this is how I normally do my fashion shows. Oh, so the wrong way, the wrong way. Ha ha ha ha.

She's like, Kenya, Kenya. And Rwanda's like, no, it's not the wrong way. Well, is it possible that we face the runways so we can actually see them walk just like the hundreds of runways that we always see? Me, my hundreds of runways. Oh my gosh, she's terrible. Also, you're saying you want to see them like the audience sees them, the audience sees

them from the side. Yeah, where did the project runway, judges sit, you know? Yes. So she's like, okay, I will move some chairs. No problem. Okay. And then Ken is like, well, they need to be real models. And one's like, well, you have to have a budget for real models.

And then- And he's like, oh, oh, really? And she's like, well, we'll have whatever you need. Robon, what budget you need for real models? Which is that? It's like 250 to 500 for models for one night. Robon, what budget you need for real models? It's like 250 to 500 for models for one night. You can't cast Twitter people as your models. What the hell, Saray? So Kenny is like, well, that's a reasonable amount of money.

And Saray is like, and that's for real models. Saray, you could give a real model like a shawl. And they just, I mean, you have to offer something, you know? $20 or something. Yeah, although 250 to 500 feels actually like a little low, I feel like for like a model, but you know, who knows. So anyway, Sheré, then Sheré is like, I'm gonna put this used to, she's like,

well, it's too late. It's too late to do that. And he's like, it's not too late. And Sheré is like, well, I've already spent a million dollars to get these samples, which is also funny. Like if you spend a million dollars, just spend like $500 more. Like you're already at that point.

It's like it's all a loss anyway. So silly. So Kenyans is like, all right, Max. So there's people walking and they're all five foot six. Like almost every single one of them is five foot six. And Kenny goes, oh, you tiny little thing. And then they just start getting shorter and shorter. And Kenny is like, well, okay, you, five foot four and a half, I like you.

So we don't have your contact info on this picture. Like I asked for all the contact info to be on the pictures For once like this is not how we do it. Okay. I purposely don't have that Sir wants like that's okay if it makes her feel better and Kenny goes it does make me feel better. I'm happy for you I'm happy for me too. Mom's like, confetti. Confetti. Confetti. She hates Kenya.

I don't blame her. Oh my God, what a monster. So the male models now come in. And Kenya's like, OK, can we see this with some oil on? She ray has some. Would you like her to put it on for you? And once I keep key professional, please. Key professional.

Yeah. And basically Kenia's just like nervous for Shurek. She doesn't want Shure to fail, because she doesn't have any more fails left. Which is a lie. On Bravo, you have actually many fails left always at all times. So Rwant is like, this isn't my first rodeo.

I promise. Kenia goes, well, looks like your first rodeo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with a really weird boostier style vest with his boobs hanging out. Like what are you auditioning for fucking Western? Like to play the matrimon a Western saloon? Like what's going on? I hated it. I noticed that also. Like you know the blazer and the pants were fine, but like that weird vest that was like a boostier,

it just was so weird. It was, it's like you want to keep breastfeeding, but you also want to go to a formal event. Like I'm not sure exactly what was going on. It was very LVP in a you know, Van der Pum rules interview, you know, like what you know where she's got like her boobs up but she's got that weird boost you have as to going on, but like it didn't have rhinestones on it at least, but like, he's like a pussy bow away from a Vanderbump. So, pastroaching at Drew's mom is there,

and she's like, oh, well, I didn't know who's gonna be doing all of this, like all of this, because he's like walking, he's like, I may be five foot four, but I'm a model. Yeah, he's running down his number on the back of his headshot. It's like, it's the episode for really short models. Yeah, it's running down his number on the back of his headshot. It's like, it's the episode for really short models.

Yeah, it's like, finally. So, yeah, I like Jeanette saying I never knew he was going to be doing all this. That could just be the name of Ralph's next book. All the things we never knew Ralph would be doing. So yeah, so he's just like scowling at the camera, taking these really cheesy photos in an outfit we have to imagine was paid for, or was made by his tailor that he had dinner on roof house. So, basically, Drew is happy because she feels like Ralph has been sharing more about his

book ever since Jamaica, as in, like he probably like read a paragraph, so that's like enough for her to feel like she's part of the process. So she's like down to write the forward now. She literally, yeah, she says she's, she's going to write the forward. So she's part of the process now. She's so crazy. And she's also playing both sides so poorly, you know, like her mom, she's like, yeah, I mean, now look, he's doing all of this stuff.

We don't even know what's going on in the book. I'm so proud of you, Ralph. I'm so proud of you and everything that you're doing. Can you believe it? He's having this photo shoot. Oh, you look so great in your photo shoot. I'm so glad we can do this to you. Like, geez, at least wait for the other person

to leave the room, you know? You know? I feel like Ralph's photos look kind of like the things you see in like a barber shop, you know? Like, you know, those like books of just like Poses. Yeah So um then So she mentions that she's gonna be doing a surprise to over party for Marlowe and Kenya, which could be the party at the end of the episode

And the guys is that like the that you know tricked them into coming over because It's gonna be like a get get well soon party for Drew, but it's really gonna be a surprise birthday party for both of them. And Jeanette's kind of like, okay, cool. Now I want to talk more about Mike Ranson and my your husband hasn't adopted him yet. So let's talk about that instead. So Ralph is Ralph does his whole bullshit thing. He's like, well, I wanted to talk to Josiah first and like I wanted JoJo to navigate his journey and like I also had the opportunity to talk to Ricky and I told him I'm considering adopting JoJo and he paused for a second and said, man,

I don't know what to say, this really hurts. And I can't tell you not to adopt him but I want to fight for the opportunity to be a father in his life, which is why I'm gonna show up at one of his basketball practices. So please don't adopt him. Yeah, he showed up at one, he goes, yeah, he attended a basketball practice. So you know, he's making an effort. He's always time he showed up at one basketball practice. No, sir, you're running from something. Okay, you don't want to assign those papers in case you leave Drew, okay? We don't know it. So the mom's like, well, when he gets to be a young man, he's like, listen, if he says he

wants me to adopt him, then I will. But, you know, I've already committed to Ricky, which is more important, you know? I mean, the guy did come to a basketball practice. So I think that trumps the feelings of a kid that I'm racing currently. So I feel like, isn't it more, I mean, I don't know. I'm not a child psychologist nor am I a parent, but I feel like it's more significant if the father makes the overture to say,

I'm gonna be here so much in your life that I'm going to adopt you. Not like, hey, could you adopt me? Okay, I guess I will. Like, Christmas is coming and he asked for some Legos instead of an adoption, so, you know, I'm just gonna go with his wishes. Yeah, I don't know like as a kid like a kid may not realize that that option's available. Although even though Ralph says that he's had this conversation, I don't know. I think the whole thing is

you either say you're gonna do it or you don't, you know? It's fine if he doesn't do it, but yeah, it's weird. It's fishy. So, um, he's like, you know, I mean, what is it? What is being someone's parents a piece of paper adoption? Come on, it's a piece of paper. Okay. I'm like, I don't need a five page receive from CVS to know that I bought ad value there one day. And he's like, well, so it's marriage. That's just a piece of paper. So what did we get married then? Exactly. God, I'm glad you get it. So then now we go over to Marlow and the kids are home. At long last, the kids are home, and William is working with with Marlow's assistant Ryan with like some homework or reading or whatever. And Michael comes in the kitchen and Marlow's just talking about how happy she used to have the

boys finally at home and how like she is to have the boys finally at home and how like, she always have to beg them to take showers and now they came home and they like, you took like a one hour shower and you know, they missed her and they said they even admitted they needed structure. And she's like, okay, no, you're not happy with your flip phones, but what do you have to do to get your real phones back?

I'm like, be good and do chores. And what do I say when it gets tough? blame your childhood. That's right. That's right. Gold star, gold star. Yeah, so they're happy to be back in like a big house, mainly. So then now we go over to Drew's house,

where the seasons theme of party city, party city parties it continues because she's setting up a party and there's just like balloons everywhere, just like gold. What do you call the rope on a balloon or the, the dangle part, the ribbon? Yeah. The ribbons are hanging down like to the bottom of your chin It's like a sixth grade dance

So Sarasos up an hour and five minutes late and Drew's like where have you been she's like girl? I've been crazy trying to get my event together and what has gone wrong will go wrong Just Ralph already have the title for a book because I think that might work. So Drew's like, okay, great. Oh, by the way, there's like someone they can show you the invoice. And Shre is like, well, I mean, this is all a bit much for me this look here. And Drew's like, well, if you'd been here, you could have had some input. And she goes, well, but since I didn't have any input, maybe I'll just give you a fourth of the invoice.

Yeah. And so, of course, Sheree is trying not to pay for shit, you know. And she's like, listen, I plead to fifth, I don't remember agreeing to an unreasonable amount of money for this party. She's like, you did agree. No, I didn't agree. And then we see the little clip of Anthony, the assistant pop up in a bubble and he goes, you know, Sharay, you don't like to pay.

And then back to Sharay and she's like, I'm not a cheap bitch. However, I'm not paying for other bitches' bright ideas, especially when the bitch ain't that bright. Yeah, exactly. Sharay's half was basically 1350. She owed 1350, which means that it was, what, this $2,700 for this party, I don't know where

that $2,700 was went. I mean, the food, I understand the food will bring you up. That'll take you maybe two thousand. But where are the rest? I mean, like, they gave like an itemized thing on the screen, but I kind of agree with the Shirei. I should not have cost that much. Yeah, but Shirei doesn't do any of the work she just shows up. So she gave that lady, yeah. She should know better than to let Jusidora plan it out.

Exactly. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then let's see. Shere is talking about how she had to outsource some of the work to California and her friend calls her and she's in LA checking on the pieces and she's like, yeah, he doesn't really have a lot of the pieces and what he does had some looks good, but a lot of it's just incomplete.

So I don't know if you're going to like this. And she's like, this cannot be another time that I'm doing nothing but sitting on my phone ordering people around that things don't work out. Like, I have bad news for you, Shira. You're doing that right at this minute. So, um, yeah, Shira is freaking out. And then, uh, people start arriving and, um, like, Sonia shows up and Candy. And it's just like, um, they're talking to Shira about like her fashion show. Because Shira is like, Oh my God, everything's going crazy and everything. And's just like, they're talking to Shre about like her fashion show because Shre is like, oh my god, everything's going crazy and everything. And she's like, Shre is like telling this thing about how like, oh, she spent money because there's the

clothes or an LA, but this is different than the samples that she had made by someone up in Alaska because those are still up in Alaska. And candy is like, did you really say your fashions are lost in Alaska? Like, come on, think harder. Come up with better excuses than that. And while we're having an episode about Ralph's fashion, at least in my head, because the whole episode, I was like, was this just about what Ralph is trying to like gaslight us with with his clothes?

Like, am I going crazy or is the world? Because now he's wearing the sweater that you have to kind of look at it hard, but then when you do you realize it's just a labyrinth that leads nowhere, okay? It's very fitting. Rafa is trying to tell us something with his fashion today. He has the signs are everywhere. So, Maniana shows up which has no material impact on anything as usual. And the very other people show up, Kenya's cousin Che, who we've seen over the years, and some of Marlowe's friends from Florida are there. So then, Kenya and Marlowe show up at the same time, and Kenya gets to the front door,

and Marlowe is like, I don't know, maybe like 15 feet behind her. And Kenya's like, I am being haunted by this piece every time I turn around. It's like, oh! So she just goes into the party and close the door right behind her like basically in Marlos phase. So everybody's like surprise and They realize that this is a joint birthday party and Kenya's like, oh for the Aquarius girls, I get it. And it's like, oh, for warning you I'm the emotional one. Marlo is like my mama I call her my mama because she's always been there for me and I'm telling you nobody believes me okay Marlo is a good person.

I'm not lying I'm not lying, I'm not lying. And I tell her, don't fight with Kenya, please don't argue. So Kenya, Marlow, I wish y'all had a happy birthday. Call me Kenya. You can call me. I'll be your friend. So Drew's like, yeah, this is, you know, our gift to you

because, you know, we don want to see you guys fight anymore. You're sitting across from each other and your birthdays are days apart and we really truly are making an effort to make sure you are all so good. Kedi is not buying any of this. She's like, no, is this a birthday party or is it an intervention? Which we know it's not intervention because it's not taking place in Contessa's movie theater room with a sign outside that says admit one Um, so Can you say well listen?

I've always said that I love Marlow in the beginning and I never said I didn't like her It's just that I give people too many chances and Marla's like yeah, but what about recently? What are my chances recently? She's like well when you fall out some, when you fall out with someone you go for the jugular and you say That's why your mama doesn't want you and she's like, okay, let's not go back six years ago. Okay. I mean still relevant But still I've done much more than that Yeah, I've come up with so many other better reasons to insult you So canya is like, well, we have to explain, we have to because that explains why we're here now. This is a

clip show episode. So Marla is like, well, we're never going to get anywhere then. And so Kenya's like, like, well, Marla, the root of it was that you were constantly calling me a liar. And so we got a flashback to what we didn't realize at the time was a pivotal fight this season, which is Marlowe accusing Kenya of not being sick to help out with making cupcakes for sure. Right. Right. So that's like, this is what this is all based off of. Yes. That's pretty bad. It's keeping out on cupcake duty. Yeah yeah that's pretty bad so um drew his like um my mom's here so mom why don't you pray for us so to not praise you know unfortunately she didn't call that psychic who is like

you're gonna be betrayed oh woman oh woman oh woman that's a kind of prayer we need this is a birthday party okay yeah get these Jesus psychics in here. I forgot about that lady. I've been forgetting about a lot of things. Like I totally forgot that Oliver, Garsell's son, older son, works at Vanderpump cocktail garden

and like son posted a photo of like visiting Vanderpump cocktail garden and sitting with Oliver. And I was like, oh my God. And I went on to our Instagram, and I was like, this is amazing. Oh my God, I am ready for this. And everyone's like, Ben, that was announced on the show

like two months ago. I had completely forgotten. I had like it had erased it from my mind. I'm gonna blame COVID, but I had totally, totally forgotten. That might have been the episode you weren't here for, but I don't know, maybe it was when they were out of town. They were out of town somewhere. It's just like a big blur, but maybe that was the episode that I actually had COVID during.

Because I remember seeing it maybe literally had COVID. I literally had COVID guys don't make fun of me. Okay. So what Drew is like, listen, we're gonna play a game now, which, come on. If your show relies completely on playing games every week, you guys need to recast, okay? There. Set it. It's time to recast.

This is fucking ridiculous. You're playing another Lisa Rinne game. So this one, and this is like reasonably shady, but like not witty or fun. So this is called below the belt. Um, and she's going to give a scenario. And then you have to say below the belt, if it's below the belt, I was like, hmm, they were finding this to take place outside and somebody's driveway. You know, I thought it was something like you have to give. It was driving.

Like I thought it was something like you give a fun response. But if it's below the belt, you have to take a shot. I thought the rules, honestly, the rules were a bit murky. I didn't quite understand what it was. I just saw a lot of construction paper. But thankfully, this was also a relatively quick game. And so basically, the first question is,

how would you respond if a woman accused your man of being aggressive towards women, theoretically, if that were to happen in this group. So, Sonja's like, well, I would just say and someone goes, don't just say, I would say just say it, so then Sonja just stands up. She's like, bitch, you wish you had a man like that! Bitch, you wish! So she knocked her chair over and came and he's like, okay. So she knocked her chair over and came just like Okay, and so she says that she was on you like each other

But if you come for me and I didn't send for you bitch I'm gonna send you back But she doesn't so Drew asks the next question What if you hosted a party with a friend and then they ditched out and didn't pay their half of the bill? Very very up-to-date game questions, by the way. So then... I know it's like, wow. I didn't prepare anything at all.

I know. She's just like going to say, whenever it's on her mind. Does Guda Macken cheese? Help heal April's? Does anyone know where my dim sum card is? Sorry, that was me getting into Sigourney Weaver's character and working girl, which famously she heard her like in that movie. Thank you so much.

So Shreys, like, I am planning a fashion show. Okay. And I have shit to do. And can he goes, Oh, God, you're saying that with this $7,000 sweater on. Yeah. And so Shreys like, okay, well, we're just going to end this game right now because I'm going to give out elaborate invitations to the Shibai Shreya fashion show. So there are all these kind of like, they're like cases, the invitations are like in cases,

and in each case, there's like a little kind of mini mock up, I guess, I have a Shibai Shreya outfit. It's very like doll fashion. Yeah, it's. So much fun. It was cute. But at the same time, Candy is like, Candy's like, so how many pieces do you have right now? I'm intrigued. I was like, well, I don't have anything right now. Candy's like, how are you gonna spend all that money on these invitations with little outfits in them?

Well, you couldn't get outfits made to put into your fashion show. That baffles me. I don't understand. So you guys will make fashions for Barbie. Is that what's going on? Hey, this is when you're supposed to use your peanut butter line.

Come on, help your mom out. It stuck on the roof of my line. Mouse. Oh, so I think it's actually a good idea. It's a good invitation. The clothes are really cute. And it turns out all of her models are tiny anyway. So can I help that? They help it. Worked out great. They help it. So yeah, a hundred people can be coming to

the Sheep Ice ratio and can he go a fashion show without fashion? How dreadful? And then we see a flashback of like Dwight sort of echoey like a fashion show with all fashion. How dreadful. How dreadful. How dreadful. And they all give her a lot of shit for it. And they're like, how are you going to do this? It's next week, Saray. And Marlowe's like, I think it's an excuse to have a party. Listen, don't throw stones when you live in an archive house. Seriously. So basically, Kenny is like,

yeah, I went to a model call and was a disaster. Thanks. Thanks for the support, Kenny. Support a friend. So Sheree asked for a prayer from a passenger net for her close to come in by Tuesday. God is officially over it. I have to say, I don't speak for God, but I'm going to take a good guess that he's over it. He's like, what? Leave me alone. It's the third time you people have called me. There have been a lot of requests from God lately. I'm bravo, like a lot. So let's see. So, Sheree is like, I'm going to get this done no matter what I'm going to do everything I can, which includes calling Apollo for some unknown reason. So, yeah, Apollo. So the next day Sheree goes to a coffee shop and this Rolls Roy shows up. I don't know why Apollo has a Rolls Royce. I mean, I do know why he rented it for the day. So he can show it to the road. The guy who went to prison for filing off

Vinn numbers that he stole from dealerships drives up in a fucking Rolls. What the hell do you? And then he's like, he shows up. And we hear a lot of like audio clips of the past, like Apollo's greatest hits, which I didn't actually know he had any greatest hits, but they found some. And so, he walks in, and now he's got like a really big beard, but he also has like a really big scarf,

and he also is wearing a sweater that has some sort of funkiness around the neckline. I'm like, there's too much going on, I'm right there in that region. Okay. Edit one of those things, please. I like Sirius Drinkwater. She's like, okay.

So you don't have walnuts to eat. Okay. All right. So I think I'm between a light skinned Kisha and a dirty South. Yeah. And so yeah, so hot. And actually by the way, on that note, what really cracked me up is that, you know, dirty sounds. Yeah. And so, yeah, it's so powerful.

And actually, by the way, on that note, what really cracked me up is that, you know, as we're about to get into Apollo, it's talking a lot about being in jail, being in the system, being in prison, one of those like to be around all these cons. And the entire time he has this little, he has like a coffee beverage with like all this whipped cream on it, like this food fee beverage. He's like, yeah, when I was in the system, it was like adorable, like like hot cocoa. Let me sprinkle some on top. Doing hard time. Licking a cake pop, but there's other.

So, sir, it's like, well, you know, I'm doing this fashion show now and everything's 11th hour and he's like, well, the thing about you is you have resilience. And I'm sure it's going to be a success. And if you need anything, anything, I'm always here. I'll take 20,000 for that rolls out there, actually. Do you have any cash on you? Actually, I do need something. You know how I've been working on she by Shreye?

Well, I've added men. And so would you be interested in being a male model? And he's like, well I may still have a little sexy in me. Shres, yes you do. And you also have a little bit of whipped cream on your nose. Here's a napkin. There you go. I want to finish this cake pot, but it's going to be really hard to do without it being a plane. Okay, give it to me. Here it comes. Here it comes. Open the plane tunnel.

Open the plane tunnel. So Shereya Sopala, how he's been doing, and he's like, oh, you know what, like, when my ex left me, she left me to die. And Fadre, she just left me to rot. And that's how it looked. And when it first happened, she wasn't there. And my sensing, she wasn't there.

And myself, Saranda, Saranda, she wasn't there. I mean, the only time she really was there was when I am but you're with a power drill in the garage yeah exactly she was there when you were chasing her around with a funny drill in the garage you gotta love this at it. I just can't believe it she wasn't there for me you know when I was hiding all of my stuff so the FBI couldn't take it in candy's garage garage. Oh, she wasn't even there for me. I mean, what a cold, cold woman. I'm sorry, Apollo, I can't hear you over the sound of your peppermint swizzlesticks

during in New York. So he's like, you know, everyone, basically everybody fell, fell off. And what, what's going on with your loyalness? And she's like, well, I was dating Tyrone. And Tyrone was in prison. And we just talked about anything and everything for approximately three minutes. Once every other week. Yeah.

And I follow, I was like, Oh, yeah, that's funny because I ran into Tyrone when he was in the system We were both waiting in line for some pumpkin lattes to be with you And he told me you guys were dating and I was like whatever and he's like no, that's my girl And she goes I fell in love with the guy he goes oh well. Yeah, I guess you put it down good So she tells him the whole thing about what happened and Philadelphia, how she got stood up, etc. And he's like, yeah, I mean, it's funny because like you see a guy in visitation and this week and then the next thing he's like with another girl and another week and you know, they just all tell they're always on the phone being like, oh, I love you. I love you. I love you. Shraceface is like, really? This is my wife called you

here. He's like, yeah. And all the guys do it. You know, I love you. I love you. We're gonna move in together right after this. We're gonna be together forever. And it's all bullshit. And she's like, Oh, well, I guess it helps. The time to go by. He's like, yeah. And then the guy comes home and he just shits all over the women. And now all those poor, poor, stupid women who believed him, they're just at square one. Meanwhile, he was just sitting there sipping pumpkin mate's and eating cable knit sweaters Have you ever had a cinnamon mint mocha macchiato delicious? So Shreys like well, it's funny or I guess some people would say sad because I reached out to him recently and he has Why sure and why do you care he has been on the right guy. Why sure?

And why do you care that he answered on the first ring? There's no value in that. And so she says that they talked briefly. And then since then he's been calling and texting nonstop. And Apollo says it right. He goes, yeah, that's going to mess up everything you're doing. I mean, my guess is, yeah. And she's like, you know, it's just so much negative energy.

And I need to get that shit out of out of my life. And he's like, aha, she's like, hold on. Blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, I love you. Come back to me. Like, okay, you get rid of, we've heard that before and then you called him. Come on. No, Shirei. No, no, no, no, no, okay.

He is an illusion and he's gonna drag you down. You have to focus on your future and your successes, okay. But at least next week we get to see him. So next week we finally get the She-Buy Shirey fashion show. Although in my mind, I'm suspecting that what's gonna happen is it's gonna be the lead-up and then it's gonna be like where is, you know, like when's this fashion? I'm gonna start. It's like, ever gonna work and it'll be to be continued and then the following week will be,

I suspect the season finale. That's my theory. That's my very uninteresting theory. I'm really in the building. And then we get to see Dwight, which will be fun. They did a little remix of Dwight. Yes, they did. I like that.

So here we go. And of course Kenya is gonna be having kind of a competing event. It's like welcome to Kenya more air care. Very summer. It's very much like Reza with his like Reza be obsessed airline that he debuted in like a Sally beauty like 45 minutes north of Las Vegas. Yeah, when destiny was having her event. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being with us today. We'll talk to you tonight over on Take a seat, 7 p.m.

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