Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Charity Gall-a

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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with Trixi Monical bustling out. She was, Trixi Monical was really amped up to about 12. She was going so fast. Did you catch her opening song? It was, it was like, it was, she became like the Micro Machines guy. The opening song, she goes, don't you stop, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't you stop, don't you stop, keep on giving, keep on giving, don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, don't stop, don't you stop, keep on giving, don't you don't, don't

you don't, keep on giving. I was like, okay, whoa. Yeah, Trixi Lachel has made it past her heroin addiction and she's moved straight into crystal meth. It's like Trixi, girl. I mean, I don't know what, yeah, it was a lot of sudden energy from Trixi. Yeah, she came on strong. And the opening scene was a baby shower for Eva, which, you know, it's kind of, it's sort of the way this episode began, it seemed so bright and sunny and lovely, it seemed like nothing could ever ruin it,

which seemed like be a happy place. But I do have a question. Do people have baby showers for every single one of their babies? I thought it was just like the first baby. It's every baby gets a shower. Yes, of course, just like every marriage gets a fucking wedding and a bridal shower and all that. Yeah, you get a shower for every baby. What do you think people keep having them? I think there's an economic incentive to have babies and that's why people keep having them.

They want the fucking guests, okay? They want a good brush-y-alternity complex. Yes, that's what it is. You know, if we stopped having baby showers, the population overgrowth would be stopped. We'd have no problem. Like we'd solve global warming, okay? Stop buying your friends' presence every time they get mocked up, okay? So you can save the world. You know, I remember watching when I was younger,

the episode of Sex and the City, where Sarah Jessica Parker was. She gets like engaged to herself where she says that, or she basically registers for herself, and has a party and everyone has to buy stuff, because she's like, I'm not getting married, I don't have kids, so like, why does everyone else get presents,

and I don't get presents? And I remember watching that and being like, that's kind of silly, like, but that's a silly episode. But now that I'm not 21, and I see the ways of the world, and I know that I'm not having any kids, the ways the world and I know that I'm not having any kids, I don't know if I'll get married or not. And I'm just like, all these

people get to have presents. Yeah, I really understand that episode now. I get it. I get it. Yeah, I just, I just buy in bulk from Amazon, so in my friends get pregnant, they just all get the same gift. It's wrapped really nicely and it has a card that says, love Uncle Ronnie. You know, it's just a little muzzle, a little tiny muzzle. Yeah. And I'm done. I don't have to worry about it ever again. That's smart.

I mean, actually the truth is I don't need to... I don't... The last person who needs a shower, at least a gift shower, a gifting shower, but a water shower, yes, I definitely need that. But the last person who needs shower of Yves's me because I am filling up my apartment with Chachki's. I went to CB2 yesterday. Just for the fun of it, I just wanted to feel alive.

And there was a little glass thing to put creamer in with your coffee. And it's glass and shaped like a little cardin of milk. And I got it. And I don't use creamer and I just, I got it because it looks so cute. So I'm already giving myself a baby shower, clearly. Yeah, I'm an old lady. Like I got a home goods and just by any kind of crap

I can get and just wanna get in, just shovel that stuff in there. And then, you know when it's time to go to Goodwill, they're like, who wants this? Like, do you have any blankets maybe to help those in need? It's like, nope. It's a big ball made out of string. Okay. Why? I don't know. I don't know. Just to give it to somebody. Okay. Yeah. So here we are at this home goods sour. And it's very pretty. It's all sunflowers. Sunflowers. Yeah. super pretty. I loved it. And Cynthia's, oh, sorry, go ahead.

I was going to say Cynthia is hosting it. And she's like, the fact that I could have delivered evens baby on the side of the road just takes our friendship to another level. Like, no, no, you didn't deliver the baby. You don't get to have credit for delivering the baby. Okay, you drove her to the hospital when she was having pre-labor contractions or whatever it's called. But like, no, you don't get to bond over that. Yeah, I take it out somebody. That took our relationship to the next level.

How would you feel about the Uber driver saying that about you next time it takes you to the airport? When Cynthia had to rush the airport to get to Chil and I drove her there, that really took our relationship to the next level. You wouldn't like that Cynthia. And of course, Neenie comes in just as a little ray of sunshine herself. And she's like, yeah, that's a cute house, but it's not even us. We don't, we haven't even seen her house. She moves from box to box to box to box to box. Where, you know, this woman is so vileile you know why she does that. Yeah, it's horrible. She's a horrible human being. Get off this show. Okay, thanks. Yeah, you know, be safe for the day. Get rid of me. Thank you. Thanks for joining us. Please, please

need to don't put like even blast about, you know, not showing her house when you literally punched someone's tooth out because you didn't want to show your closet last season. Okay, like, you're really, you don't want to show your closet last season. Okay? You don't have a foot to stand on when it talks about opening up your life to people. But luckily, we also have Tanya Tanya, who arrives, and she's like, whoa, this son Son flower Ooh, it's angry So then Neenie is gossiping about Kenya's emotionally abusive prick of a husband Can't wait to dive into that by the way So excited and for us is like well, she's just not being herself around him

Which is kind of a blessing I think when he needs point set out, but yeah, he's a monster and he's like, hello, well Like levigate and then Basically, it's like wedding shower things. Well, wedding shower. Wow, you're having a baby. Oh, I had a baby one time Hey, you guys have a baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm now, I'm here too. Yeah. Yeah, because Mal walks up. Mal walks up like that.

Like, just like, you know, like, you know, when you go to a friend's house and they've got a bunch of cats and the cats all come out or something, but there's always that one slow cat that takes like 10 minutes. You're like, oh, I didn't even realize you got another cat. That's Mal. She's like, oh, I'm the slow cat. Yeah, they're like, oh, sorry, Mal was under the bed.

She stays under the bed until she feels like she can really trust you guys, you know. She heard there was tuna fish out here. So Neenie tells us that she's been extending all of branches to Kenny. Oh, yeah. That's she just says all of branch all the time. Yeah.

And so, but I mean, I will, okay, you know, I hate to give Neenie credit, but she did send a text to Kenya in April and she showed us the text. The text was a legitimate olive branch. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say it wasn't the text said, hey Kenya, life is short with Greg sick, going to Kim Porter's funeral and Nipsey dying. It's been a lot. I just want to send an olive branch congrats on your happiness. I have a baby gift when I see you. Like, I mean, you know, in Neenie, there's always like ulterior motives.

You're trying to get back in with the cast, et cetera, et cetera. But it was not, you know, a lot of times Neenie will be like, well, I didn't eat all the peanut butter in the jar. I left some for her. And that was my olive branch. Like, that's not an olive branch. This one I thought for a nini olive branch was disgusting. I mean, she's saying Greg Sik, okay,

that's using someone else's pain going to camp border funeral. That's someone else's death. And then nipsy dying. Now you're going to use nipsy hustle as your, I mean, come on, nini, how about, I'm sorry. How about, I'm sorry. How about that for an olive branch?

That's true. Yeah. Well, the thing is she undoes it all anyway, because the whole situation with her Safari brunch, and she invites, like, she does superficial shit afterwards. So, like, she sends this text, here's my concern, is that she sends this text, knowing that she can show it on camera a few months later.

Yes, exactly. And then, and Kenny knows that too, which is probably why she doesn't respond. And then she has the Safari brunch thing and Kenny shows up Neenie's not even there yet. Neenie shows up two hours after that and then it starts to turn on Kenya Like Kenya's not being supportive after Neenie gave the all the branch of inviting her to a Safari brunch It's just like this just so Neenie like people have died. Okay. See you soon. I think I don't think it's because other people have gone through pain You asshole. No, I do I don't think it's too. I don't think it's too. Because other people have gone through pain, you asshole.

No, I do, I don't think there's anything wrong with gaining perspective from something like death. But like, I mean, that's what we just talked about last week on Vater from Rules, when Lisa Vater from Mom suddenly tragically dies. And Jackson's takeaway is not, I shouldn't be worrying about this, but like the stupid shit in my life,

but my takeaway is, I I shouldn't be worrying about this, but like the stupid shit in my life, my takeaway is, I want to cut out more people from my life, be more petty. You know, I think it's okay to get in perspective. I just, but Neenie, you don't really know what's going on, I guess. Yeah. Maybe I got bamboozled. Yeah, you did, because what is she doing right now? Life's too short, so I'm going to talk about Kenya's relationship being terrible and, you know, Eva moving all the time and not having her own house. It's like yeah, you've learned a lot It's too short. So I'm gonna show up to an half hours late

Exactly so then Kenya comes in and Nini's like what kind of evil person would get that text and say nothing about it You yeah you exactly the main person would be you Nini and so would get that text and say nothing about it. You. Yeah, you. Exactly. The main person would be you, Neenie. And so Kenya comes in with her fake ass, you know, like, ha! I love it!

So, I was going to see it! Wow! Wow! Wow! So then, Kenya finds a way to get mad even about food? So they start eating the food and can you say, okay, for this Caribbean food. And Eva says, yeah, your husband would

thoroughly appreciate this. And can you say, yeah, well, he complained earlier that I didn't have food for him. And I'm like, really, Mark, you don't know how to get your own food. And then he says, yeah, well, the second best thing that I love you is like, what do you want to eat? You know, it's a man. Hey, can you best thing that I love you is like, what do you want to eat?

It's a man. It can't be as like, I'm sure Tania's played as not as full as mine. I have a husband and not a fiance. I have a baby. And if she's spending so much time feeding Paul, why is it looking for cookies? I'm like, you have a husband technically for the next 36 hours.

And by the way, it's not like a husband, like a husband is more of a plate than a fiance. She's a monster. I just say I can't say I want people to talk like that. Even though I have been standing for Kenya, like when people say things like I have a husband like that somehow, you're not like congratulations. You got some guy who's using you for television fame and saved with you for five fucking minutes because you're insane. Okay, wow, congratulations.

You're really living the dream. That what a goal you found some of the to marry you. Come on. Come on. So, come on. That's a baby. Guess what? Babies are like a natural thing that happened to people.

Yeah, I guess what? Babies are like a natural thing that happened to people. Yeah, I guess what, I have running water. So, like, things that have natural things. Yeah, I guess either that natural is. Yeah, running water is actually not natural at all. It's the exact opposite. Anyway, I have to. I have to.

Thank you. So now, Canyon Marlow show up, which means it's time for game time, bridal shower game time. Fun. And it's like, yeah, are you expecting me to have something for this? I don't. Okay. No, wow, let's play games. Why does anybody let Cynthia be in charge of games, their lame, okay? The games are lame. So then after they play some games, Candy pulls Kenya and Tanya aside for a talk because she's gonna mediate this thing.

And she's like, you know, Mark said that he really hopes he could make it to the fundraising thing, Tanya, because of course Kenya still can't bring herself to an extent and invite. And she's like, this is about empowering men, you know? And can you, oh no, can't do that, says that. She's like, this is about empowering young men. And I hope that we can get together and show that we can

empower them. And my husband and I had to just get on the same page with how we were inviting people. And she was invited. In other words, you're trying to be an asshole and he called you on it and then you're forced to invite people that you don't like.

Ha ha. Yeah, exactly. And she's like, I'm putting aside my pride and my ego because I want this event to go well for Mark. And Tania's like, well, well, Tania, well, Tania, Paul's not gonna attend. I mean, he felt a certain way about bringing a woman who was, who had a frivolous claim.

And Kenya's like, well, I brought it to you. I was, well, it's wrecked and him. And Kenya's like, to us, she's like, what are you still mad about? I'm very stingy with my apologies. She's acting like it's, so like, it's such an honor to receive an apology from her. Wouldn't by the way, later this episode,

one of the things that she does complain about with Mark is that he never apologizes. Like, what are you learning from this relationship, Kenya? What are you taking away? Nothing. So yeah, she said she's stingy with her apologies and she goes, and I recently acknowledged I was wrong and it's sincere way, just such a funny way

to say that she never said she's sorry. And then we get a clip of her and she wasn't saying she was sorry about the cookie lady. She was saying she would like to apologize on being called or calling Tania out on her name. And Tania goes, well, that was the first. And Kenny goes, well, at 40, you've never been called out of your name. She says, well, no, no, that word. And Ken is like, well, I've never called anyone that word either. So it was a first for me too. I'm like, what do you want to fucking Oscar? Like what? Congratulations, you use the word.

She's used that word before, by the way. Yeah, for. She was the beauty pageant, okay? You think that word wasn't being thrown around as they're lining up to go on stage? Out of my way, cut fitness. Yeah, so it's like somehow Tanya's fault that Kenya made her use that word. So okay.

So she's like, well, it's a higher cause. So hopefully Paul can look at the bigger picture like I'm looking at the bigger picture with Nene. What are you talking about? You're not looking at the bigger picture. Do you try not inviting her and you made you? You still haven't even said hello to Nene. So yeah. Who are you kidding?

Exactly. So, yeah. So basically, Kenya, the candy is asking if Paul wants to be around the group at all. And Kenya is talking about how Mark was just really upset that Paul, I guess didn't show up or wasn't around or just where everything went down. And Tania's like, oh how palsy is this woman and that she's trying to get my fiance's good name that she tried to tear down to represent for her husband's new charity, Venedon Lanta, where he don't even live. Whoa! You should have thought of that before you came with cookies! Whoa! You should have thought of that before you came with cookies! Yeah.

Oh, so Tania's like, uh, yeah, I'll pass along that invitation. Okay. Yeah. And then, can you say, if she wants to keep Paul from attending something so positive, then that shows you what kind of person Tania Sam is. By the way, like, all this talk, we don't even really understand what this charity event is truly for until we get there because it's all just this big, you know, leadership thing. Like we know it has something to do with mentorship, which is obviously super important, but there

is something kind of like nebulous and slap-dash about this whole event like no clear mandate It almost feels to me. It really felt like Mark wanted to do something on TV to make himself look awesome And I mean obviously there were other people involved and we did get to see like there was definitely a like legitimate charity It seemed you know attached and you know I like I said like mentorship is super important and you know, attached and you know, like I said, like mentorship is super important, but at this point as I was watching, it just kind of felt like a weird ego trip thing for Mark. I was like, the one, I'm not surprised that Paul was like,

why would I, what is this? Why would I, why would I do this? I don't know even know what this event is. Like what's going on with this anyway? And then on top of that, his wife drags, tries to drag me down and my wife, no thank you. Yeah, good for Tanya. So then we get a weird like fairy tale, tricky monical song, mirror, mirror on the wall. She's the best diva of the mall. She's in the kitchen with legs, cooking up some rice and eggs. I was like, okay. And so we go to Kenya,

because Kenya is always talking about her fairytale. And guess what? Senator Rela is talking to a graphic designer on the phone. It's all Senator Rela ever wanting, okay? Graphic designer. Well, I mean, listen, those brochures aren't going to make themselves, and their steps is to a sure sale aren't going to make them. I like that. A new, a Senator Rela updated for 2020. Senator Rela is not like, like, taking ashes, cleaning up ashes on the ground by ashes.

She's baking calls with graphic designers to put together a pamphlet. Yeah, I don't know about your theory of the step sister. So I think no one knows how to work Photoshop better than an ugly step sister. So Kenya is like, well, I'm welcome. I'm sitting at my aunt's house and I talk everything that Mark needs to pull this off. I'm the wizard behind the screen, okay? Yeah, so we see her with clips with all these different people. She books a caterer, she gets the security,

she's doing the seating chart, she gets the step-in repeat. She's doing, as far as we can tell, all the work. And I'm happy to take that on face value. I mean, like, she has, except for one of these things on her list, she books security for herself. Don't follow her. Right. But you know what though, she probably got a discount on all of it,

which is probably due to her celebrity. So I'm going to give her credit. In terms of, I'm just like, I'm banking the credit now for later on, when I start getting mad. So that's all I'm going to do. That's not right That's that's this one coin Ken. Yeah, okay. Oh She'll get many many for me. Yeah, well, I'll just mean for right now. You've been to one coin. You've banked one bank to coin with Ben Get the catering she did do that work. What was he doing? What was he doing? Yeah, I'm not saying she didn't do it

I know but I'm getting mad at that. Just adding up your coins for you. Please. Don't count my coins. So, Candy is practicing her audition read, or she's taping her audition tape with Don Juan. Yeah. She's auditioning for the shy. And so she's recording on camera. And Don Juan, now on top of everything else he does, apparently now he also has, he is a director.

I mean, on the same day, on the same day that we lost James Lipton, here comes, here comes the next generation's James Lipton. It's Don Juan. So she's basically reading for it and I don't know she moves around too much. That is my note for you. Stop moving around. People don't just pace that much. I'm still on the live your lines. This is on camera, ma'am. So the role of it. Well, her role is, I mean, it's never explicitly stated, but I have to assume

is perhaps like a lesbian, but it was definitely a masculine, masculine lady. Not to say that, lesbians are masculine, but in this case, it was giving that vibe, because Candy had like no makeup on, and she had a blazer, and she had pants on. I actually kind of, I actually kind of dug it, to be honest. And then Carmen, her best friend, Voxen, is like, what is up with this outfit? Why are you dressed like that? She's so confused.

Yeah, and then we see the character description. Soft stud slash Tom Boy. Yeah, and I can't even, they're both like, well, they're actually perfect for this. Yeah, they're like, Tom was like, yeah, you're good for this because you do sort of give a masculine energy. And she's like, whoah, these are being I give a masculine energy. I mean, comparing it to Don Wad, by the way. So, so candy's like, so this is what I have to do to find out all my friends think I'm masculine. And then we get down to what the scene is really about.

How does Todd feel about the baby? Because she's going to be taking, if she gets this job, it's going to be the, like when the baby is born, the due date of the baby. And she's like, well, you know, Todd said I could go and we're fighting too much about business. And I basically need to pretend that his businesses are as important as mine because you know it's going to cause resentment. Yeah, she basically says that like with all those crazy businesses that he's starting, you know, she's tabled the discussion about them and how they're draining their resources probably because Todd has been very, very, very, very supportive of Candy's career. I'm like, well, no, no shit, Sherlock, because you're the breadwinner, right?

Like, he can't spend that money unless you're earning a candy. So, of course, he can be supportive of your career. He's like, I am potentially going to have a role on a major television series, and he's going to start up another truck business. So. Yeah. Taco trucks. Trucks on a truck, which I guess they actually have. That's actually the best idea for him a taco truck do it He's probably do like a taco bicycle or something. I don't know He's gonna do something terrible. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap celebrity beef

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So then we go to Cynthia's house where Cynthia is talking to a kitchen island and he's here to visit Kenya. Little rory of sunshine comes over. Yeah. So let's see how can you can make everything about her. Well, which is hard because we it's hard to make everything about Kenya in this household where there are one glasses that say hashtag chill on them. Yeah, it's like a gather sign that says chill. No, but she also had they literally like had a close up of these one glasses that say hashtag chill on I don't know if she has a gather sign that says chill. No, but she also had, they literally had a close up of these one glass that say hashtag chill on them. I was like, she's got it everywhere.

Everywhere. She's like her own home goods. She's like that ship printed on everything. She really is. So Cynthia serves Kenyass, I'm Sangrilla out of a bottle. And even Kenyass like sangria out of a bottle and even Kenya is like sangria in a bottle Okay, okay, so he was like yeah, it's actually really good job. I'm like This here we are the head of the Bailey wine cellar serving bottled sangria

Hello, it's a thing. Have we not met my friend Lisa Vanderpum? Okay, listen, I I reserved the same just for that all right listen. I don't even care if it's a thing. Have we not met my friend Lisa Vanderpump? Okay. Listen, I, I reserved the same just for that. I, listen, I don't even care if it's delicious. Let me be a sangria snob right now. Okay. I've already, I've just how about so many other things. Let me have this too. Okay. You can have it. Thanks.

There you go, kid. Yet there's another coin from Ken. Sangria coin. Enjoy it. I just feel like if I were, if cellar and I was trying to position myself as someone who had a fine palette for these sort of things and whatever, if I were going to serve, well, never mind, I'd take it back because she's probably trying to sell that bottle in her cellar. Oh, this is really good.

I just feel like, you know, why am I, why am I trying to even die on this jihil right now about? I don't know because Cynthia is not pretending she knows anything about wine. Remember when she was opening it and she was like, yeah, I don't know anything about wine, but I thought it would be fun to have a wine bar. Yeah, I don't know why I'm going out of this path. So no, me getting a million tweets being like, actually, this, this bottle's angry is really good. I just, I da da da da. I just I guess you know what it is. Okay, now I gotta say it out. I gotta see this through now. I guess because it's just so easy to make sangria.

You just take some shitty red wine and or whatever and like put it in a thing with a bunch of like apples and oranges and if you want to have brandy or whatever vodka. It's just so easy. Just let it sit for a few hours. So why would you just have like some pre-made shit in the bottle that's probably like too sweet, you know? Because you don't have to cut the fruit, you don't have to put in the triple sec, you don't have to use it with cardamom and anus.

I used to make it every day at the Moroccan restaurant. So when you say angry is easy, I say, no, it's not. Started making that shit at 4 p.m. And guess when it was done, the next day at 4 p.m. Okay, it's a process. Ron Gria. Right, soon, on the market soon. I'm sorry, everyone, who I have offended, who likes

the bottled sangria. I actually don't care as passionately about it. I just went down this path, and I couldn't stop myself. Yeah, worthy apology. So Cynthia's like, well, I was just drinking it last night. And it was really good. I was just here by myself drinking this angrier girl. And she's like, Oh, you were drinking alone. So what's wrong? Are you okay? I love that everybody, I love when everybody pretends that drinking alone means you're an alcoholic.

Fuck that. She does though. No, it doesn't. That's crazy. You can only drink if other people see you. That's crazy. You should only, you, you should only like being buzzed. If it's social, the fuck that? Have a baby. You'll be drinking all the goddamn time.

Tracking. I know lots of mommies. Well, I have a this. I think maybe if you're drinking because you you're realizing that your your fiance may not be the man he's shocked up to be that that might not be the best of what time to drink. Yeah. She's like, well, I'm just trying to figure out my love life. It's loud. It's louder. It's like, girl. And can you just like, well, what's going on? So she tells her

about this fight and they're going to go to pre-merital counseling. And she's like, he was, I was pointing out things. He was pointing out things. And then I triggered him. And I just need to learn to communicate like Michelle Obamacid. Yeah. Yeah, because Ken is like, oh my God, you're mirroring my life. And Cynthia goes, oh, so you don't argue well either? You know, I did learn somewhere along the way that it's all about learning how to argue with each other.

Stop it Cynthia. Stop it. Yeah. And so, of course, Kenya takes a good two solid minutes to turn this into her scene. So she's like, well, I don't know yet, Stringer. It's like, why is he upset? It's like crazy because you're supposed to be in a union where you, you know, everything about each other. I don't know who he is. Wow. Maybe, uh, maybe she shouldn't have gotten married to him after like three months. I don't know. Just, just told that out there. Yeah. And since he's like, did you see

any signs with Mark? And she's like, if I even said anything about what he's done, you'd be mortified. Okay. And he can never admit he's wrong. And he's never apologized. And since he is like, well, Mike does apologize. Yeah. Like trust me, apologies. Don't make everything better when you're apologizing for everything all the time. You know, yeah. And something goes, goes you know what Mike is a good man he's a good dad he's great with no well but no one's perfect he doesn't always know how to argue with me and well we got to learn how to argue with each other but so it Kenya is like she's like you know what I hate that like I hate that about the good man like does a good man cheat multiple times how about that which you know what by the way good

point from Kenya because it is really annoying she She's like it's a good man. It's a good man. It's just not perfect like but you cheated. Well not on her on Cynthia but still. Yeah and she's like I'm not coming for him. I'm not coming for him. I'm just saying like in general does a good man she multiple times okay and she says if you're a cheater you're a liar and if you're willing to Tell each other the truth then that's great. I've never lied to Mark I've never ever lied to Mark which I can't imagine that being true. I mean everybody lies Yeah, and Cynthia's like well, how's it reciprocal because I would want that she's like well people want hell and eyes People want eyes water and hell okay, that doesn't mean they get it and I people want I swatter in hell okay that doesn't mean they get it

Yeah, and basically can you saying that she wants intimacy and not just even sex she just wants To feel closeness, you know, and then she starts really alluding to some shit She's like, you know when your husband starts changing his habits You know his Kalan You know when he says I love love you, who is wife is, and he changes his habits ha ha ha. Yeah, she's like every woman knows when his, her man is going through a change. Like, stop, okay, you married this guy

after knowing him five minutes and you've never lived around each other. Like he's, he's basically here to shoot. Like, stop acting like you're in some marriage of 20 years and you know everything about your man and you can change from something wrong. It's not that something subtle, you know, it's not something subtle that you can't tell what's wrong. He's openly hostile for you. Yeah, he's a dick. And on top of that, they haven't even been to counseling. I'm like, how are you guys not been to, you guys have such a dysfunctional terrible relationship

and you haven't even been to counseling. Well, Well, anyway, then we cut over to Nini's house and we just hear, Quack! I'm like, whoa, geez, that was a abrupt pivot there. So she's packing because she's going to be going to New York and she's going to fly back for this big event just because she's such a good person and then they're all going to go on this grease strip. And she calls somebody and you just hear, whooah!

Oh! Oh! It sounds like Ursula. Ursula has me evil plan. Oh! Yeah. I did it's Wendy Williams. Ladies and gentlemen, Wendy Williams.

She's like, we're actually gonna go out for a regular dinner right now. Let's go on and so Nini's she needs advice, you know She's like and Nini tells us you know when they she has a heart and people just they just don't know about it And I have a heart. I'm sure people don't see it But she sees it. I'm like, you know what you two really deserve each other go have your talk right now Yeah She sees it. I'm like, you know what? You two really deserve each other go have your talk right now Yeah, just going windy Williams to Prove that I'm more famous than anybody and I'm not here to spread bad information about people Just calling here to hear what what Wendy's latest thoughts on the trans community are just want to hear what that's all about

So yeah, Wendy's Wendy's having a great time in life right now. Jesus. Wendy's. So Wendy's, Nini's basically saying, can you just being mean to her? She's like, I just don't understand. I mean, I'm trying. I'm really trying. I'm trying so hard and she just doesn't speak to me and I just don't get it. And when he's like, oh, you're pretty to be a very good friend of me. What is happening to Wendy Will you? She sounds like she's calling from the depths of hell. Well, quite possibly. So she's like, you know, I'm trying to be nice to Kenya,

and she treats me like shit. It's like, what have I done to you? I'm a full grown woman, and Kenya's as well. She's 49. But you know what? It's like what, Nina's saying, what have I done to you? Do you remember when she was pregnant and you called her like a fat cow or whatever it was? I don't remember that. Oh, no, I guess she did. She did it to both of her max. No, I think Elizabeth Warren is calling. I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I'm podcasting right now. Imagine if that was actually Elizabeth Warren, because you know she actually calls people who don't answer her campaign. Imagine she was actually calling to be like, Hey, look, it's Elizabeth Warren. I hear you're talking

about real house with Atlanta. Look, I have a plan for that. Here's what you do with Neenie. Okay, send her off. Get her off the show. Bring back Claudia Jordan. Great new show. Let's be warned. 2020. So then Neenie's like, uh, yeah, well, this is just going because can you want it to be going? You know, she's so fucked up and she's so petty. Uh, which is hilarious coming from her. And so Wendy's trying to get gossip from her. She's like, well, I hear that Todd and Candy aren't getting along and he's like oh, no, they're very happy about their baby And she's just trying to get something, you know

Yeah, mean he's like keep your eye on the prices Kenya. Do you not hear me? It is Kenya Yeah, and Wendy's basically like listen ultimately speaking true colors colors do show. I'm like, I love that Wendy Williams is the one saying that the one who literally last week was like crying on TV asking for everyone's forgiveness for once again, stepping in it with transphobic comments on the air. What did she say? Well, they were talking about Valentine's day and she was like, I love Galantine's day, everyone. Don't you all love Galantine's day? Okay, but you know what, though, this is for the men. This is not for the men.

This is just for the girls. Okay, you know, because you know what, the men will never be women because they don't have the menstruation. They don't know what we go through. And you know what, stop wearing our dresses. What? Oh my god. So she got in trouble because it's like, okay, you like, are you less of a woman if you don't menstruate and obviously the comment about like, stop wearing our

dresses? I mean, so she once had, she had to like give a tearful apology, which is like not the first time she's had to do this, by the way. Yeah. Well, she's. I'm sorry, so she didn't get invited to Jackson Britney's wedding. She would have been. She should have been the preacher. I know. I would actually not have minded that. That would have been hilarious.

So she tells Neenie, well, Neenie, get out your wig and your money. Well, spend face and be get out there and kill them your best side. Yeah. Neenie's like, I've never done anything to my face. You wish, girl. Like, Neenie, my god. Yeah.

Can we have a side by side? All right, bring up a side by side. So basically, when he's like, ah'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. So basically Wendy's like, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. at this point, but I'm just imagining he's just like sitting in a rumpled pile.

Maybe we do see him. Beatsy. Either way, he's just like a rumpled pile of laundry, you know, just like, yeah. Yeah. And then Todd and Candie's assistant, Katrina, are going over schedules for Candie's busy life. And then we go over to Cynthia getting ready with Mike who you know, I don't trust

as far as I can throw him. And she's like, you hungry? I can make you some homemade salad. He's like a homemade. Any opens the fridge. Of course, it's a grocery store salad. Yeah. I really like the homemade guacu made last year. And they start cracking out because I was like Cynthia's crowning jewel. You know, by the way, also, I feel like that's like the least appealing thing. You hungry? I'll make you a homemade salad. I mean, salad is delicious.

Salah can really be delicious, but you know when you're hungry and you want to snack, the last thing is you want someone to say you want me to make you a homemade salad. You want someone to say, I can make some mac and cheese for you. There's some cookies in the cabinet. I mean, I know it's like very healthy. Maybe even say like there's some hummus, there's some chips, but like if someone says, I can make you a homemade salad. I'm not going to have that. Yeah, it's about this relationship failing. Okay, you heard it here first.

Yeah, like that's what happens when you did a model. You hungry? I can make you. There's some iceberg. You want some three iceberg leaves. Are we trying to get your husband to not fuck other people or your fiance? How about we make him, yeah, some mac and cheese or just anything potato based or just anything with tons of flour and butter, okay? Fatin' him up.

Don't keep him thin. It's like, gee, I want it. I want it. You want to lift some weights and have some plain chicken press and some salad? No, inject him with sodium and get him huge. Get him huge. And you know what?

Also, her enthusiasm for making an impromptu salad is very strange because I don't know. I have this thing where I don't like the act of making a salad. Does that make sense? Yeah, I like eating a salad. Just chopping shit up. Yeah, it's just like a act of making a salad. Does that make sense? Yeah, I like eating a salad. Just chopping shit up. Yeah, it's just like a lot of like boring busy work and it's just sort of while

you're doing it, you're thinking about like better things that you could have been eating. And then you finally make the salad. It's delicious. And you say, why don't I make more salad? This was totally fine and delicious and unhealthy. But while you're doing it, I'm like, oh, I've got to wash the lettuce. I got to spin it. And now I've got to clean the spinner. You know, it's all that. Just for a homemade salad. Yeah, chopping sex.

I've got a lot of complaints today, I apologize, but I'm just going through it. Don't apologize, you do you. I don't think anyone out there is like, no, I love making salads. I've come for homemade salad and I've come for angry. I'm only coming from, I'm coming for homemade salad, offered as a snack option.

That's what I'm coming for. I'm generally for salad, but I do find in general, even when I'm up on salad, I find that I'm very, I have low motivation in making them. Okay. No name. Thank you. Then for president. No, the reason why I'm actually making salad platform. It was with the warrants going to call back. You know what? I think the reason

why I'm actually articulating this, Roddy knows, because before the show began, I was expressing the guilt I have and that I have all this farmers market stuff I got a week ago. It's just like slowly rotting in my fridge. I think this is my way of explaining why I haven't used it because I... Yeah, now you're making... ...that you're making yourself excuses. You're like, I hate salads, that's what I'm cutting on that food.

Get a waste, that's it. I'm justifying my being. That's basically having a huge justification. I'm going to do a whole other thing right now during this podcast. I have, honestly, my mind is in my fridge right now and that those lovely baby gems that are just dying. This has basically been the idea of taking a personal day.

There's no one else to show up to work, so he still has to come in. It's like, you know, like about salad. You go, girl. You know, like, what can you do this episode? You know, you know, how like about salad? You go, girl, hurt, you know, like what Ken is going through this episode, you know, hurt people hurt people, right? But the same goes for me, hurt salad, hurt, hurt salad creators hurt people. Yeah, hurt salads hurt people.

It's out there. hurt, hurt produce hurt people. Oh, God. So Kenya is bringing Mark Suits. She's like, Hi, your stylist is here. And he is just an absolute fucking evil troll of a monster. He is terrible. He is a disgusting human being. And you know, and you know what I liked about this episode, I'm not just slightly jumping forward is that a lot of our discussion

about Mark versus Kenya has been, there's been some debate over like, he's vile, but then she's terrible too, and maybe like, she brings out this and him, yada yada yada, but what made me happy in this episode is that we saw him being actually a dick to non-Kenya people. So I was like, okay, really, he really is that he it's him. It's him. He's disgusting So she's like your stylist is here and he's like, well What are we gonna match? I mean come on Everything match come on come on eating it

Yeah, and she's gotten him all these options because apparently he just told her today that she was supposed to dress him And he's like I told you three days ago He's like she's like, no, you didn't. He goes, you weren't paying attention. I'm like, how about thank you because you could have bought your own damn suit, okay? Yeah. And it's matching her dress.

So she shows her dress and he's like, oh, that's what you're wearing. You're wearing. Yeah. That's very shiny. Yeah. Oh, it's really shiny. Yeah, it's really shiny. Yeah, he'd like shiny necks it. I'm like, it's what's wrong with it being shiny.

He is not allowed to be shiny. Yeah, he's just. It was a nice dress. It's hard to watch. It was a nice dress. And he's bitching about the socks and the he hates the towel. He hates every single tie. Well, then go bring your own fucking tie, you asshole.

Those were nice ties. I was actually looking at them, I was like, God, I feel like I always struggle when I pick out ties and can you just pick out three really good options for that suit and now he's gonna complain about them. He has former Miss USA picking out clothes for him and he's still gonna bitch about it. He's doing nothing, she's done everything for this thing.

He didn't even get his own guess. Like every guest is a friend of hers. Yeah. And, and you know, Kenya says that like, you know, she's like, what she's getting annoyed at is that Mark is acting like he's entitled to her help. And she doesn't mind helping, but she wants to feel appreciated,

which I think is a very, probably something that a lot of people feel and a lot of, a lot of relationships. So I'm sure there were a lot of people that empathize with that. But then he then he then he starts complaining that they have to match like his dress has to match like his suit has to match her dress. And she's like, well, we're a couple of couples have to match, which is a little extra. But at the same time, it's like he's acting like a 12 year old boy like, no, mom, I don't want to match. Just like fucking match with your is not the other world yeah and then she starts asking Kim if he's talked to the people

who are like if he's even called jail to see if he's gonna come like does he nobody's supposed to do and how long he's supposed to speak and he's like oh he's good it's gonna be a five we're gonna run through I mean god we have plenty speakers and it's annoying it's like it's about brotherhood it's not about speakers not about that yeah's like, he said he doesn't, he didn't feel the need to harass him. He's, you know, he's, yeah, he goes, he's like, I mean, he's like, you know, when we have plant speakers, that gets annoying, you know, it's not that formal. It's about brotherhood, you know, and it's like, uh, actually, Mike is a sport. He has like a busy job and he like, like he is a publicly facing person and like,

he is doing this for you and so you don't wait, he's your MC, you don't wait until like 30 minutes beforehand to tell him what to do, like out of respect to him. Like if he's made to look like an asshole out of this, like that's not good, you know, that's just not how you run an event. Yeah, so she's like, well, do we that's just not how you run an event. Yeah. So she's like, well, do we, we're sure we have enough seats and he's like, uh, yeah,

I mean, we ended up blending the people in the organization with your friends. And she's like, um, no, they need their own tables. Okay. That's why I did the seating chart. And now you're changing it. And that's putting me in an awkward position, which it ends up doing, you know? And he's like, no, no, I mean, that's that's it. We're grouping them with the organization. That's it. That's how it is.

Which I guess they're selling these fundraising tickets as like be with, yeah, like be with the cast of Real Housewives. I think that's what it was. And so he's like, no, we're hooring out every single one of your friends to sell these tickets and they have to sit with the people Which is bullshit and that's wrong to do yeah There are any none of those people are you know being paid to be there getting an appearance fear whatever and he also Clearly has no idea how any of this is operating because she's like I did all the seats and he's like He's like no, no, no, I'm keeping it how it is But I'm adding people to the table. And she's like, oh, it's an eight-seat table. And we have eight people for each table.

And Mark is just sort of, he's sort of like acting like, well, we sold the tickets and like someone's going to take care of it. It's like that classic, that like classic, awful supervisor who just tells you to do things, has no vision on how it's supposed to happen. It makes everyone's life hell. And it does it the last second. And then when things don't work out, he's like, but I told you how to do it.

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are you doing here? You know, but you married her. So like, what the hell? You Ronnie, I know you would never marry her. You never know. You would probably would. You know, I love crazy people. You think is that you and Ken, you would probably get along so well. Yeah, probably. So now we go to the event. So now it's like the event. And so Cynthia and Mike show up first and they meet the charity founder who seems very nice. And Mark isn't there yet. Okay, Mark is doing this thing. He's not there yet. And Mike is like, I need to go over the run of show. Like, this is like my, you know, like, what am I even doing here? Right. So Mark then comes in and he checks in,

the way the setup is, like the two women sitting at like a table and there's like an area and then you go down staircase like the man seating area. So Mark checks in and he starts like talking to the women at that table and did you notice this Ronnie, he was all smiles, he was like, oh, thank you so much. Yeah, thank you so thank you. And he has like this, he's just being all super flirty

and I'm like you are such a faker, you are so phony and fake. Yeah, serial killer. Mm-hmm, total, total criminal vibes, you know, like violent criminal vibes. Yeah, just how I was like, hey ladies, and then at home he's like, oh fuck off, we have to miss.

Seriously. And my kill's down there, he doesn't even seem to understand what this charity is. I don't think anyone really understands. He's like, what is going? He's like talking to someone. He instantier waiting. Mark Daley comes down to staircase.

He literally looks at Mike, his MC, his celebrity MC. I mean, Mike Hills is a sportscaster, you know? And Mike doesn't even go up to him. He starts talking to random people. He's like, hey, we made it happen. Yeah, hey, good to see you. Good to see you, hey, hey, hey, hey. He's trying to be a big politician,

like clearly trying to be the charmer, just a politician. It was like sickening to me. Yeah, he talks to everybody about Mike. And Cynthia's like, yeah, give me bad. It's a little off-footing, okay. Yeah. And so then finally, Mark's like, oh hey!

And hugs Mike like he has seen him. And Cynthia asks where Kenya is and he's like, oh, you know, glam and you know, women, ha! Ha! It's like you really are talking to a super model, right? Like you're literally making fun of her job. Yeah, you know you are talking to a woman who woke up at five in the morning to look like this right now. You know you're talking to a woman who has given up so many opportunities for stopers for homemade salad.

So then Eva comes and Mark has explained what a mentor is to people, which is, you know, so him. And then he tells Eva's husband. He's, which is, you know, so him. And then he tells Eva's husband. He's like, so, you know, yeah, I don't really know you, you know, I never really met you. So I'm glad you came. Yeah, I'm glad you came because I tried to reach out a few times. So I'm glad you could make it because I'm trying to reach out to you. Yeah, and then Ed, so I mean, Michael is just like,

he's very polite, but you can see Michael's like, this fucker, who the fuck is this guy, he's very polite, but you can see Michael's like, this fucker, who the fuck is this guy? I'm a lawyer, okay? And Mark is like, yeah, I want everyone to speak. So if you want to speak, that depends on your level, but I don't want to pressure anyone.

Like, you are asking this guy to be a speaker at a charity event, like, five minutes beforehand. I mean, listen, Michael is prepared for it because he would read a ran for office, he's a lawyer, but like, that is so unprofessional. That is so unprofessional. Yeah. And he's like, I mean, okay. And great. He's, Michael definitely has a sweet. Yeah. I was like, you're going to first like be passive aggressive to him. And then you're going to ask him to speak at your event. I was like, the balls on this douchebag is ridiculous. So Kenya drives up and she calls him and she's like,

I'm here, you're gonna come out and get me. Because to her, this is like the Debbie Tom Ball, you know, her introduction to society with a husband. So he's like, oh God, give me two minutes. So he comes outside together and he's like, got it, hot. And then he sees the security guard and he's like, got a ton. And then he sees a security guard. And he's like, have you been here the whole time? And he's like, yes, I've been here since 630. And he's like, well, why isn't she coming in?

And he said she won't text me back. So I don't know what's going on with her. So he gets candy out of the card. And he's like, so you have security waiting out here for an hour and a half. And she goes, he's security. He's like so you have security waiting out here for an hour and a half and she goes he's security. He's like uh why would you do that? She's like I'm confused as to why anything is being mentioned besides how beautiful I look. Yeah I mean I kind of see both their points believe it or not.

I mean I like I understand why he's like what the fuck why are we paying for this guy at least down the round you, for for like for for, by the way, it was for the guy had been there since 630. It was 720. So it was only 50 minutes, not an hour and a half. But at the same time, if she says I'm going to be there at 630 and then she's late and the security guards job is to be there. I it's kind of like it's his job.

Like, I think that's what she was saying. It says, a child like, what do you want me to do? You know, yeah. So he's like, well, everything looks great. You've got a good eye. And she's what she was saying. It's this child, like, what do you want me to do, you know? Yeah. So he's like, well, everything looks great. You've got a good eye. And she's like, you have a great eye. Look who you married.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's like so hard to watch. It's just God. And she's like, she's like, you like the step in repeat? Cause she got the step in repeat. He goes, it's fine. Like, how about thank you. Thank you for taking that off my plate and making this.

So Tanya comes with Porsche and Dennis and Porsche's like, you don't have a date today. She's like, well, your butt's big enough to be my date. So it's bigger than me. So I'll just go with your butt. And then so I start cracking up. And Tanya's like, well, yes, Tanya's petty, but I just wanted to be the bigger person

I didn't even bother asking Paul. I love that. Yeah, I know I Think I think she just showed up because she just wanted to say petty batty She's like, oh, I thought of that one. That's a good one. I gotta take that back up to ten yonto Did you notice by the way Kenya also in this episode started introducing herself around as hi I'm Mrs. Daly. So so Kenya is saying hi to Cynthia and even Jail and you know Michael everyone, etc. And so Tanya sits down next to Portia and it was supposed to be Shamiya and Gerald, but they're not coming.

So Tanya took the seat, but then Kenya has to kick her out because it's supposed to be someone else sitting there. And I actually did not think this was a petty moment. And it totally was. It was 100% a petty moment. That's the reason why. The reason why is because Mark had fucked up all the seating and that's the reason why the reason what no the reason why is because Mark had fucked up all the seating and that's why cuz Kenny was like you have to fill those seats because I just kicked her out of there

They can't just be sitting there empty Yeah, but how's that not a petty moment if she knows they're empty and she says someone's sitting there And then she goes to mark and says well you have to fill those seats Like I can't look like an asshole. Oh, I see Oh, yeah, yeah, that's how I check. Oh, yeah, you have to fill those seats. I can't look like an asshole. I have those. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's how I check it. Oh, yeah, that probably makes more sense. I was thinking of like that there was someone sitting there

and she had to like preserve the seating order that Mark had fucked up. And then she's like, Mark, you better get those people in there. Otherwise, I'm gonna look petty, but your way also probably makes more sense, which is that she's just like a stolen asshole. You know, and all of this stuff that's happening with Mark, deserves to be treated like this and i do feel for can you and this in that regard but she still an asshole yeah you're still taking this moment to be a city as you can to everybody who's coming out to support your event you know and who are being forced to sit with people so that they get, they're giving like their celebrity to the event. And you acting like they're not bringing anything to the event, especially when it

comes to Marlow later as bullshit, you know, you're making her sit with people. So they feel like their money is well spent on these stupid tickets. And then you're treating her like, well, you didn't give me any money. That's right. Well, it was Mark who did that. It was Mark who did that. So, um, so then like Kenya is trying to be like a hostess and walk around and Mark's like, why don't you stay, honey? Why don't you stay, babe? Why don't you stay, babe?

And they start stressing out because the timeline's tight. So he's getting all antsy. And so then the show begins and a guy goes up there to sing a capella. He's singing like amazing grace or something. And everyone's just sort of like has their eyes closed or holding hands and they can't just keep cutting to mark just looking pissed and bored and impatient, just like totally not present with an otherwise lovely moment.

Yeah, so then Marlow comes with her nephews and She's like one thing I can't teach them is how to be men So I'm excited to bring them here tonight and then Mike chose getting on with the the His speech and the welcoming and all of that stuff and then Marla's like so where are we sitting she goes to Kenya. She's like where are we sitting? It can just like right over there right over there and Mar she's like, where are we sitting? And Kenya's like, right over there, right over there. And Marla's like, oh, let's wait the back. So she walks to the back because she's not gonna sit wherever Kenya just told her she's supposed to sit.

Well, because Marla was trying to sit at the very front table and Kenya had to be like, it's over here. And so then Marla, but there was like confusion and Marla was giving us speech. And I thought for sure this was gonna turn into one of those scenes like, I was giving a speech and you were talking Which shockingly it does not become that but either way can it just trying to sort of be like just like sit here and Marlo is kind of making a scene Marlo is being a little ridiculous to if you ask me and

so then he is trying to Like so there's like hubbub trying to place Marlow and Kenya is trying to place her, but also be quiet, et cetera, et cetera. And so things just starting to go downhill. And then Mike gets on the mic, and he is like, I just have to acknowledge, we have to acknowledge our queens. And Cynthia is like, you know, it would have been nice if Kenya's husband acknowledged her

too, by the way. The way Jail just acknowledged me. Yeah. And the producer asked Kenya, how do you feel about Mark not giving you any credit for anything? And Kenya's like, this is the time for you to tell the world how much you value your spouse and its crickets. I actually don't think it's necessary. I mean, oddly enough, it would have been nice if you did that.

I don't think that Mark was under any obligation to give a big shout out to Kenya, but he should have. I do. I think he was under an obligation. She put together the whole thing for him. Yeah. I mean, from what we've seen, she's done everything. She put the whole thing together. So for him to just be like, yep, it's even her friends that are speaking. It's her friend that is up to speaking. And he can't even say thank you for the help. He's a prick. Yeah, no, I'm just men in terms of like if the mandate is about like connecting an older generation of men

with younger men, et cetera, et cetera, men, men, men, men, men. Not saying that like women aren't part of that, but like if you're speaking specifically just about the charity, like I think it's not the biggest crime in that situation, but it would have, it's like, but I certainly would not have ignored it. I like the right thing to do would have been to give a shout out to Kenya for what you said, like organizing everything and using all her friends and connections to make this to raise the profile of this event. Yeah. So Marlo is walking out of course because she's Marlo. Who Marlo, you would have been able to figure this out a lot easier. Had you been on time for exactly once. My God. So she's

like, we're leaving. We are leaving. And the nephews are like, why are we leaving? And she says, they have us at a whole nother table, not sitting with everybody. Don't ever let somebody make you feel like you're a second place. Like Marlow, you've been a friend of for like eight years. So then Cynthia goes out to talk to her and Marlow's talking to the girls at the table and she's like, well, I looked it up online and it says all ages. So I brought them. It's like, yeah, but it is a thing where people buy tickets You could have told somebody were bringing the kids, you know, I mean there's like a lot of like bad etiquette all around Happening just cuz it is yes, it's like cuz on the one hand Marlow has

Two boys who are the exact need to this is like these are the people that need to be here and experiencing all this same time She did bring two extra seats like you can't just like come on with three people with it. You know, it's all a disaster. Yeah. And Cynthia's like, well, you know, don't worry about it. The table is really close. You can, you can touch us like you can just reach out and touch us where that close.

And she's like, okay. So I also just take a seat like who get like, it's kind of like, I understand what you're saying, to let anyone make you feel like second place. But seriously, this is not about you right now. Take a seat. Maybe it's not the table you want to be at, but you can actually like, once the speeches are over, you can circulate.

Take a seat, let your kids take this in and learn. You know, to me it was like, oh God, classic Marla making this about her instead of the over. Yeah, I figured it out after the speeches are done. You know, just so wherever you're supposed to me it was like, oh god, classic Marla making this about her instead of the over. I'll have to after the speeches are done, you know, wherever you're supposed to eat, it's not like you're going to be talking anyway. Well, maybe well, I don't know. So the Nini and Greg Sontorin, you know, when it's almost over. Of course. As Nini does. They have a good excuse this time. She did get off a plane and she's happy to tell that to us again and again and again. Yeah. She's she's like, that's the new Neenie. I literally left a meeting for this.

Yeah. So then Marlo goes up to Mark and she's like, Oh, hi, how you doing? He's like, Oh, God, he's just a coach. I'm going to be pulled into some house wise bullshit now. You know. So she brings up, you know, Kenya sent the invite, blah, blah, blah. Then we cut to Kenya talking to Eva and Kenya's like, well, other than the mishap, it was fine. And she says, what's the mishap? Marlowe, I think she was just confused. And she's like, it was classless, very classless. Yeah, well and she's been like, even if you're sitting in the back, it's a free seat and you got two free, three free, two free seats on top of that. Yeah.

And then we cut back to Marlo and Mark talking and she's like, so I just want to ask you a question and I'm not trying to start anything and he's like, good, because you know, I don't like this drama. And she's like, did we have a table? Like, did we originally have a table? And he's like, you did, you did. Yep, yep. It was the same table as Neenie.

All right, glad the boys enjoyed it. Glad you guys had fun. Great. And he just walks off. He has no idea. So then Cynthia's like, well, I think it's great to invite it to nephews, you know? And Kenya's like, well, that's fine.

But don't come in with an attitude. Just be glad you're here. That's how you come into a charity event. Yeah. But Kenya's also like, well, that's fine, but don't come in with an attitude. Just be glad you're here. That's how you come into a charity event. A charity event. But Kenya is also like, belaboring this way too much. For someone who's talking about rising above it, she's really not rising above it all.

Just like, you know, put a pin in it and bitch about it later, but like right now, like you are theoretically based on what you've been saying, trying to have a wonderful event and all you're doing is bitching right now. Cause then she goes up to Candy and she's saying, talking about how Marlow is taking three seats and is all mad

and da da da da da da da. And Candy is just nodding like, uh, I'm not gonna get involved. She's like, see? No. Can you? I'm just going to nod. But I will not get involved because I'm auditioning for the Jay. Yeah, and Candy is just going off off. It's like I cannot stand these girls. He's nasty entitled women And then mark goes oh, hey, uh, she brought her to nephews. I love that and we just get the housewives Yeah, yeah, and then you're like well, she should have been smiling and mark like we're moving forward We're moving forward. Okay, we're moving forward. We're moving forward. Okay. We're moving forward. I'm just going to disregard your emotions right now.

We're moving forward. Yeah. And she's like, well, it's me on my side. It's a God. You're trying to start a fucking fight. I'm afraid. It's not the time. It's like, there is no better time for you to just have an episode where everybody's on

your side. And you just can't do it. You just can't do it, Kenya. Stop making it hard for me to defend you. So then she starts making the rounds. And here's another example. She's making the rounds, she's thanking everyone and she thanks Greg, but she does not even acknowledge me,

which is so petty. I mean, it made me laugh, because I liked watching that. But it was so petty for someone who's acting like a hostess or whatever. I mean, just hugged hug hugger, you know, yeah, so then Some the the co-host another woman named Kenya asks Mark she goes, so are you enjoying the ride of being married? And he's like I hate it. Everyone knows that. I hate it. I hate it so much I hate it and that security guard always hovering it's not shit. Oh my god

Yeah, cuz Kenya's walking around with her own security detail. So everybody she goes to talk to this guy's right behind her, just following her the whole time like she's a fucking president. It's ridiculous. She's such an idiot. So he's like, can you come here? Can't come here? And she's like waving, waving her over. He's like, can we, can we get rid of this? Like, we don't need the security guard to stand right behind you. Okay. It's obnoxious.

And she's like, um, yeah. So, um, yeah. So now she's like, okay, she basically tells Mark, okay, you got to go thank everyone for coming. And he just ignores her and walks away and just starts like schmoozing with other people, et cetera. And then he starts thanking people, but he just clearly has no regard for his wife like none whatsoever. And Kenya's just visibly miserable. And then she starts saying things like,

I missed the fact that we were I missed the fact that this is where we like we we everyone's happy And that's where we used to be I miss being happy. I'm like that was You're talking like that was 20 years ago. You guys had like a world of romance and then it turns out you barely know each other at all. I mean, what do you expect? Yeah. And then we hear they pop up Mark audio waves on the screen.

Yeah. For his mic, but they're not shooting him. And he's like, totally they can't feel forever. They got to, they got to wrap it. They got to wrap it. This is got to get out of here. It's got to wrap it up. And the producer says, told them they can't feel forever. They got to, they got to wrap it. They got to wrap it. This is gotta get out of here. It's gotta wrap it up. And the producer says, okay, got it.

And he's like, don't tell me got it, end it. If I have to come down here in five minutes and it's not over, I'm gonna end it, all right? I don't give a fuck, end it, end it. And he just, I'm still got a lot of the hallway. He's like, the naviga see me get out to this event, end it. Like, thank God. Also, sorry that your charity got

just like so much free publicity, so sorry about that. We'll make sure it doesn't happen again, Mark. Yeah, and then on the screen, it fades in. The day after the charity event, can you and Mark announce separately that they're filing for divorce? Dun dun dun. God. He's a douchebag. that they're filing for divorce. Dun dun dun. God.

He's a douchebag. You know, she's a piece of work, but he's a douchebag. He's a real douchebag. And he really is. He showed like that he was a douchebag, and it's not just Kenya. He's a douchebag to other people too. A real faker, phony guy who wants everyone to see him as this amazing awesome smile and dude he's just folk for Tony and awful awful awful awful awful.

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