Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

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Kids, what happens when there's so much that happens. Hello and welcome to Watch Rock Rapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real House Swerves of Kitchen Island, which is a cartoon you can watch on YouTube. It's really funny. Go check it out, subscribe. And joining me is someone who's also super funny. It's the one and only Ronnie Carrom of the Rose Prick Spatch Rose podcast. What's up Ronnie?

Well hello, man. How's it going? How's it going? Well you know what I am recovering from our wild wild weekend in Birmingham and New Orleans. I mean, I can't, I'm not going to disrespect Um, Hufer Alabama, but wow, Marty Grah. I'm really recovering from Marty Grah, or like the beginning of Marty Grah, because yeah, pretty Marty Grah, pretty Marty Grah parties.

We, we Ron and I, so we had, first of all, two great shows. Thank you guys for everyone who came out to, uh, to Hoover and to our Noella show, really, really appreciated that. We had both shows were great. Both audiences were amazing, just like a dream. And so normally we leave the day after, we do our shows and we leave the next day, but when we're in New Orleans, we're like, damn, we gotta stay, we gotta stay an extra day

and take this in so we spent an extra day. We hung out with Robin from Southern charm and New Orleans. She's the one who's always singing. She's like a friend of who was lovely. She took us to Cafe Dumaan. It was an amazing, it was like, I can't even, I can't believe how much we did in one day. It was just so great. Yeah, it was a beautiful town. It was really cool to learn about it and hang out with her and just see the town and hang out with old friends over the parade. Yeah, and I got home and immediately googled how long does it take food to digest?

Did you know that it takes the human body three days to digest food? So we're going to still be eating new Orleans basically because before we left, I went to the airport and went to the Leah Chase restaurant. I got there early. I was like, I'm going to Leah Chase. It was delicious. It was amazing. I couldn't believe it. It was in an airport.

I thought it was so good. I should have gone. I should have gone. I should have gone. I should have gone to Lea Chase's restaurant, but my plan was I was going to go to the airport and just I was like healthy eating starts now. I'm in the airport. I'm going to get egg white bites from Starbucks. And then I walked by a shake shack and I said, you know what? I'm having it's 10 a.m. I'm having a double

shack burger with a chocolate shake because I've been craving it for three weeks. And I'm going to, this will be my grand finale, not very New Orleans centric, but it was like, it's a way to be trained New Orleans like, geez. I know, but you know, it though my happiness was through the roof. Honestly, my happiness the entire time was there. It was so great. We went out Friday night after our New Orleans show. There was still some people hanging around so we went Into the French Quarter and we went to a place called our bar and had some drinks and hung out with people and I felt like everyone in New Orleans Had an interesting story one of the ladies who hung out with us her mom is a prolific You know local cookbook author another one she her her family owns a

You know local cookbook author another one she her her family owns a Prolly in shop at the French quarter Leah's prolly in it's just like everyone just sort of has like a thing It was just very cool. We got a king cake Yeah, we got two king cakes actually. Yeah both lovely and Ronnie got the baby on the first bite So he is someone a king cake. I let you hold the other king cake. And that was my return of the king cake. Yeah. Nobody ate that, baby. So you're welcome. Although one thing that was sort of a bummer was that, like the first 10 minutes of our

New Orleans podcast got cut off. And so it was, it's a shame because we had some really fun banter at the top of the show. But we also like, it was a shame because that we, it was just such a loud warm reception from New Orleans and, uh, and by the way, and also Hoover, like everyone at Hoover, you know, it was a crazy rain. It was, it was like a hurricane that felt like, and people still came out and everyone was super warm there. I don't know why I'm giving like an Oscar speech, maybe it's because the Oscars were last night. I'm not kidding. You want to say anything about global warming?

Oh, he was 65 degrees in Antarctica. But I want to mention that we're over-efficient to see. I don't know how to count that. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

Anyway, I just want to say we had a great time and thank you to everybody who chose a great time. So our next two shows are going to be next week. We're going to Lauren's fucking Kansas and Omaha, Nebraska. I, we didn't, we'll, we'll get, we'll announce very, very, very shortly what shows will be covering at those. But that's next week. So go to watchcraftpins.com for tickets. And then we're going to a million other shows. We're not even gonna bother listening to many more. Go to watchcraftpins.com. We have another show we're announcing tomorrow. And then we also have two huge shows later this year, DC and Boston and huge, huge houses.

So definitely tell your friends. And we also have a low ticket alert in Asbury Park. How about that? So that's all the stuff. That's all the fun news. And also fun news is that Atlanta came back last night after like two weeks off. Yes, I missed you Atlanta. Good to have you back. And it was also the premiere of Shaws of Sunset, which we'll be doing later on. So we'll have a full recap for that. It's a busy week here. We've got a lot of recaps to go over a lot.

A lot of stuff that we're covering. We're busy little beavers, which is a subtle reference to Bucky, the beaver. Who I procured in, or we could go. Or Vaginas. Or Vaginas. It's actually mostly Vaginas. We're busy Vaginas. We're very busy Vaginas over here.

I don't know if you know what they look like. So yeah, Real House House of Atlanta is back. So funny. So the episode opens up with, you know, just like little things, you know, Porsche is giving up a cake to PJ for to celebrate five months and then PJ basically just sneezes all over it immediately. Yeah, because babies are monsters. They're so unappreciative. Yeah, it was really cute little baby hot dog in her cake. And then we go over to Kenya and her baby

and Mark who I don't even know that I don't even know that any of this is real at this point. I'm just starting to believe that Kenya's just just tires everybody. This is guy even seem real. I don't even know if he's a real person. Okay. But for all I know he could be some battery operated just lump that they have walking around acting like an asshole. I don't even know that he's real at all. He's, I'm actually pretty sure he's a sylon. Like, like, it's like aliens. Spoiler alert. Aliens have finally made it to Earth

and they're using their sylon technology to hide themselves or are they robots? Either way, but they have. Silence are robots who look like humans. Yeah, well, the robots are here, but unfortunately, they don't have their priorities correct. So instead of infiltrating high-level government positions who can change the world, they're taking over people like Mark. Yeah, they're just like worrying about table settings.

They're Fussy robots. They're Fussy robots who really only care about like golden catering chairs and that the tables aren't too close to the bathrooms. Well, the robots really thought they were reaching someone powerful because they're like, Oh, I know. We'll infiltrate the household of Miss USA, not realizing that that has no, you know, governmental authority. Yeah. Then over at Candy's House, Riley is back for a second. And, you know, New York is a town where you have to use your hands more than I think in other towns There's like a lot of railing to grab on to you. You know, there stairs everywhere

You got it, you know like fish money out of your pocket for the subway, although she probably wasn't taking the subway Let's face it Point is she came back with really long nails and I'm just worried for her hands, you know Feel like those are very very dangerous. I'm more worried about Riley with those nails than I was when Riley started driving. Yeah, there's always something to worry about with Riley. I just want her to be safe and to be happy. Is she done with her internship? It sort of sound like she is. Candy was talking the way as if it was all done and over. That was bad. I think it was just a summer internship. So yeah, I'm not sure if they just shot all that stuff

and then I'm not, I'm not really sure. I'm not sure how shooting timelines go on this. But it's episode 12. No, it's episode 13 of the season. So if this were like real time, I guess that would be enough. I feel like she left on episode 11. I mean, I just, I just feel like Riley's internship was very short. Yeah, it's like a marriage on this show.

You see, I think really last as long as it doesn't real life. Maybe it's not real Riley. Maybe it's Silan Riley. Silan Riley will know if she starts trying to pair, you know, salad forks properly with dinner forks and stuff. So can't just like, no, Riley, did you hurry up with Kayla? And she's like, Not really, I didn't really see her that much. Too bad there could have been just like so much lively conversation. And then Candie just went straight for the bass octave. And she went, no.

No. So then ultimately, we'll wind up with Cynthia at a restaurant with Eva. Eva basically is so pregnant that she's she is you can you can just look on her face, you know, she's like listen, I I will be here because I'm contractually obligated to, but honestly, I'm gonna to sit in the corner, eat food, and just give you facial emotions right now. And just react. I'll just wear crazy eyebrows so big that I can shade my baby in the sun because it's so ready to come out and a fedora. And let's just go eat things. Yeah. And the song that opens this is they don't like me very much. I don't care.

I don't care. They don't like me very much. And I don't care. Good. I have a good blotch. What a positive way to start a linch. I know. Well, you know, that's self-confidence. You know, confidence comes from inside, not external validation. So good for you, singer. Yeah. Good for you, lady who wrote a song because that's how little she cares about how much people don't like her. Yeah. So I'm sure that singer does not mind the fact that she is not charting on billboard right now because she doesn't care. I don't care. I don't care. It's like mad at her. I'm like actively mad at her at this moment. I'm like fuming. I'm fuming. Yeah. Like make an effort. Yeah.

Care care about us. Yeah, that's not how I want you to walk into the office. Like people don't like me very much. I don't care. I don't care. Care. You should care if you know, you shouldn't make some kind of an effort. There's a reason why people don't like you. Maybe it's as simple as you don't wear deodorant. Just care like a little bit. And then watch. Because people might like you. Yeah, the rest of us have to do it every day. Yeah. So even and Cynthia are having lunch and Cynthia's about to fly

to LA and get some tonight, which you know, Cynthia's always in that place where she's talking about how much she's fucking. I don't necessarily need to always know with my friends. You know, it's like how are you doing? But today, well, great. That's great. Thanks. We'll go to the other side.

It's like a totally normal human thing. You know, she is low key a bit of a TMI person. You know, she doesn't get the credit for that, but she is. I mean, we had to watch Peter give her some sort of, or she gave Peter some sort of erotic massage, which is really up there with Mario and Ramona doing their massage moment like it was actually worse because wasn't she like going down for a Handjob or something in that one from

I remember it was just it was just terrible. Yeah, like it's it's bad. It's not it's not TMI it's too much sin It's really not too much It's like an 80's song. Yeah. So so they start talking about the wake thing and Kenya's, you know, having way too much of a fit about this weak thing. And they think it was just a funny joke. So you know what? Why not bring Kenya and Tanya together to talk about it. Synthia is saying, Cynthia, who's been on the show for like 10 years, says, you know, I just really hope that, you know, we can have a civil conversation in a public space to just sort of dead this situation.

Cynthia, how many civil conversations have you had in public spaces when people have had a beef on the show? Okay, public spaces, if anything, it's like more room to flap around your arms. Okay, that never works, never, ever, ever. But it is a better place for a bun to fall off. So I'll give her that. That's true. So, Tanya Raj is like,

Hi, oh, this is beautiful. Look, his windows and a door. Oh, I love it. And Cynthia is like, you know, can you did come for you a little bit if she wanted to really come for you? She would have done it a long time ago. So don't worry about it, I'm sure it's all fine. And Tania's like, well, there has to be one safe space in this group. And oh, it should be her and beauty, am I right? I didn't understand what she meant by that because she was the one who sort of came for Kenya regarding hair and beauty. I think that's what she means. That should be a safe space to joke around with each other. Oh, I thought it meant like it's off limits. No, yeah, it's okay. That makes more sense.

I'm learning things, guys. Unless I completely misunderstood it, which is a normal thing. So Kenya comes in and she's really just Kenya. She's vile. Kenya's vile. Okay. I don't like what's going on with so much,'s Kenya's file so file hilarious She comes in just tried to ignore Tania as much as she can and she's doing that really high Yeah, and they're like oh you look so good. She's like well. I like to look extra pretty when I'm gonna read a bitch. Tanya's like, oh, I can no. So she tries to ignore her and keep talking about whatever. And Tanya's like, so can y'all, can y'all. Now I know you're waiting for a drink,

but I feel like we should dive into this because you walked in and you said, I look pretty when I read a bitch and I know you're not talking to her and I know you're not talking to her. That leaves me with a Kenya's like I am not trying to read anybody Yeah, well then get your story straight. Okay, exactly

So then ten years like well, you know the girls are coming to me and saying you're upset about the wig. So is there truth in that? Like let's talk about it, work past it. Yeah. And Tenya's like, Tanya, that was some bullshit that you did. It wasn't cute, it wasn't funny. I am a walking billboard for a million dollar business that I built with my two hands.

And I don't know how you made your money. You want to get a friend or whatever, but I had to build mine. Okay. Actually, I think she has a real job. Yeah. Tanya, like, we once looked up Tanya's bio in an airport, I remember, because we were bored. And it was like very accomplished. Tanya's acting like she's Vidal's her soon. She's like not even Eden's her soon. Yes, and I can't wait until she gets in a really big fight with Mark and he tells us how he hooked her up

with Sally Beauty Supply. Because you know that's coming. He's already kind of into that. So Tania's like, well, did you get your wig back or not? So do not try to tell me, did I get my wig back? Do not try to tell me that. Bye bye. Yeah.

She just starts fighting over this stupid wig. So her point is she has a haircare company and Tanya's trying to embarrass her by saying she wears a wig and she goes, she goes, you know what? When you say that I'm wearing a wig as a protective, as a protective hairstyle, or no, she says a protective style. People don't see that as one day.

They see it as, oh, she wears wigs every day. And now you are fucking with how I feed myself and my shine. Oh God, come on, you're on a TV show. That's how you're feeding your child. Let's relax a little bit. I mean, Tanya brings up a really good point. She's like, if you're gonna lie about wearing a wig, how am I supposed to believe anything else you say, that's how you hurt your brand and that's why you're so mad. So go on and read yourself, bitch. Whereas

Tanya would say, go on and read yourself, bitch. And she's like, okay, so if that's your point, then when you came to Marlowe's big business event, why did you crash it and sabotage it and bring your own products to put over her is and Kenya is like, we're not gonna talk about Marla, which of course you're not, because you're fucking wrong, you hypocrite. Yeah, I mean, I mean, she just like, Tanya did get her there, but at the same time, Eva's correct too, because Eva goes, you know what, Tanya is just ill-equipped, which is true too. I mean, Tanya got her on that point, but Kenya is just going to, she's just gonna like, mow you down no matter what.

I didn't see that. I was expecting that, especially after Eva said that. I was expecting that to happen, but she didn't really win. She didn't win this point. I mean, I'm with the audience, I don't think. And I think that, I Tanya held her ground better than I thought you would. But it's still like Kenya is just a force of nature that I think you just don't have to let it run its course. Yeah, it's like diarrhea. Yeah, you just let it something happen. It's like the flu. You just let it run it well or you buy. Well, I think that's probably about that's probably a bad example. Well, I think

that old actually though, I do think that Tanya scored a little bit of a victory because she basically rendered Kenya, like Kenya just had to resort to something like just saying, you know what, the fact is you're a real cut fitness, which is kind of like, I don't have anything else to say. That's almost like a Neemy level emergency, you know, pull the emergency strap, emergency parachute, right, to get out of it.

You don't have any shade left, you don't have any points left to make, you just color or cut fitness. Yeah, I think that Tony will win this whole episode, really, because then the next thing is Cookie Lady. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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And Kenya then throws Cynthia under the bus by saying, like, by the way, it's like, it's basically not just me who was talking to cookie lady. Cynthia was too. And on top of that, Cynthia invited the cookie lady to some sort of social event they all went to. I forgot which one. Well, it seems like they were referring to Cynthia's wine opening. I think so.

Being the event, but that was an extra neighbor. It's like inviting the store next door to come to your event. So I don't think she got her there. But I do think that Cynthia obviously is behind the scenes orchestrator of this one, because hello, she's neighbors with the lady, the lady told her some shit, and she purposely went to her store on camera to get the shit. That's true.

I mean, Cynthia's not in here, et cetera, but the point is that Kenya immediately drags Cynthia into it. And Tania's basically like, Cynthia, you see how your friend just like, did you like that? Or actually, no, she says that, so that's Kenya, like, see how you just

did your friend like that? At which point, it cussed to Eva, and Eva's friend just like, did you like that? Or actually, she says that's Kenya. Like, see how you just did your friend like that? At which point it cussed to Eva? And Eva's just staring like, these bitches are crazy. Yeah. And Kenya's like, well, Cynthia is the one who invited her. And she didn't tell me that she had a conversation with Tanya that would have put her on guard. And, you know, it's just trying to rub it off on Cynthia,

which I think that, look, I think that Cynthia is shady, like people say behind people's backs, but that is also called politeness, okay? And Ken uses the monster about everything and has to like try and bring on camera that Tania's husband is doing, you know, some shady shit or whatever. So Tania's like, yeah, well, she did throw you under the bus,

she threw you all the way under. Congratulations, you're the bus under the bus. You're all the way under. No one else is under the bus. Is you congratulations. You did so great under that bus. You're a great speed bump. So then, Kenya now starts saying, I have only tried to help you, Tanya, when I had that conversation with you about your one egg, I was really trying to reach out. Now she's shaming her for her egg. For one egg. Yeah, lady who bought an egg from the 7-Eleven and like called the paparazzi where you were

going to get installed. So Tanya was like, well, honestly, that conversation I felt kind of attacked, which is weird because when you watch the conversation back, it doesn't, I mean, listen, like, it, it, like, well, honestly, that conversation I felt kind of attacked, which is weird because when you watch the conversation of back, it doesn't, I mean, listen, it did not look very attack you. It looked like Kenya was just giving, like, sharing her opinion. I swear to God, I really, I don't think that's me taking anyone's side. It did not look, I mean, it is taking a side. But it's not, I'm not being a Kenya apologist.

I'm like, it looked like you're just like saying, this is my experience. And Tanya was like, wow, that's great. So then when Tanya's now saying that she feels attacked, it's like, I'm not going to take away that she feels attacked because sometimes you need to process. And then you're like, wait a second, that wasn't cool. But I also felt like that was a bit of an over dramatization in the context of this fight.

Well, Kenya does too. She's like, bitch, please, you felt a tattoo and she's like, do you have to swear? Oh, she's so much swearing. I'm so Canadian, don't forget. I do have to because I believe that's what you are and you deserve to be called. When I talked to you about having a child,

I felt great about it because I care deeply about it. Like I do hair care. Well, that's you pretty much. like equating your baby with your business. So pretty much pretty much what I sum you up as. Exactly. So then the door opens this restaurant and the cookie lady also known as Shiana starts walking in in slow mode was like dun dun dun commercial the cookie lady has arrived. She's like to desserts on me.

So Kenya is like, well, since 10, you're clearly came for me and I didn't send for her. Okay. Okay. Debbie Reynolds just like bringing out the old hits at your concert at the dinner theater. Yeah. It's not worked spotlights for the cookie lady and she came for Tanya I love that there's a cookie lady in the mix though regardless of how how anyone feels about this fight whoever's side anyone's on can

We all agree that it's great that there's a cookie lady. Yeah, we always in pop culture. We've just had a cookie man Yeah, from the commercials like what's up cookie man or a cookie monster But never a cookie lady. So now we have Cookie Lady. Yeah. And so, Eva's like, first of all, what's your name? So we don't have to keep calling you Cookie Lady. Yeah. And how many cookies can I eat right now?

So, yeah. So Shiana starts telling her story. And she's basically like, well, I was at this club and Paul started following me to the bathroom. And Tania is like, I don't think that, but I'm just gonna say, I don't think this story is the worst story in the world. It's not the best story in the world either,

but Tania is just ready to shoot it down no matter what. So she's like, yeah, so I walked to the bathroom. Oh, well, the bathrooms are next to each other, right? So it makes sense. You walk together, who is Pish? This is K-S-S-Mist, K-S-S-Mist. She's like, and then she's like, it's awkward detective agency.

Yeah, she's like very eager to like, brush this under the rug. And she's like, well, yeah, and then we talked and he said he was single and then, you know, basically it's sort of like the conversation petered out and it stopped. That's it! That's all you have on it! Case dismissed a second time! Well this girl is foolish in, okay? So her story is there at some stake restaurant, well I'm assuming because it's called Chops.

So there at Chops. So then she just keeps emphasizing how much they were talking, oh and he follows you to the bathroom to talk to you by the bathroom Which is weird and like did you stop by the bathroom? Were there lines to the bathroom? Samming and then she actually says at some point in the conversation we both lost interest and so he left. So how is that? I don't know. I think this lady's full of shit. Well, I think I actually don't think she's full of shit. I think that she has been elevated. Her like tea has been elevated. It was not even tea, really.

It was maybe like you went into the fridge and then you found like some snapple that you still had like a little bit of snapple left and you could drink that. It's not a full thing of hot pipe and tea. Is there some like cold tea that you enjoyable and still worth worth worth consuming? And I think that basically she just was like, yeah, I think the origin of it was like that guy Paul, like he tried to hit, he's not tried to talk to me and say he was single. Like what's up with

that? But now it's been elevated to a thing where like she has to make a grand entrance and be like, here's what he said. And it's like, it's not at that level, but it's been forced to be at that level, you know? Well, yeah, because she keeps coming to places where she's supposed to be on camera talking about it. But it's like, by the time we actually hear it, it's like, oh, okay, sorry you didn't get your chance at that last group party where you tried to have a chance and you got immediately cut off during that work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, I don't know. So I mean, the full story is that basically she claims that he was acting, saying he was single and that he was saying that he was in real estate. And Tania's like, oh, well, there's no one who knows anything about my husband that would say that he's not in technology. Oh, I'm like, but that's like your,

isn't the point that he's like lying and saying he's in real estate and saying he's single. Like, to me, I was like, isn't that? And then's like lying and saying he's in real estate and saying he's single like to me. I was like, isn't that? And then of course, Kenya jumps in and says, husband, your fiance, your fiance, as if that's supposed to somehow make it like reveal some weird shadiness. Just for now. Yeah, because of Kenya, you know, she's got to, she's got to shame everybody for stupid things like that.

Like, well, I was a fiance once. Yeah. And I didn't like it's like, oh, wow, you got married, Kenya. Congratulations. You really want the lottery on that one. I know. I'm married to a man who visibly fucking hates your guts. Like congratulations, Kenya. Wait a brag about it. And another fail trying to bring somebody on. You know, this is two fails. You couldn't win the wig argument. And now here you are trying to bring someone on to try and ruin her relationship and you failed again. So, you know, I know that that year off,

you did a lot of very important things, but I don't know. I'm not saying it's a fail. I'm saying it. I'm not saying it's a fail because they got free cookies. I'm just, and that's very important. They got free cookies. It's never a failure if you get free cookies, you know?

Yeah. You've got like, I don't agree with that, but those cookies were very good. Very cool, free cookies. It's never a failure if you get free cookies, you know, yeah, you know, I don't agree with that, but those cookies were very good. Very cool. Yes. But you know, though, here's where to me, Shiana started to lose her some Shiana. Shiana. Shiana. Shiana. Shiana. Shiana. Here is where she started to lose her credibility. It was when she started saying, why the negative energy? It's not my fault that I'm fucking gorgeous in your fiance. It looked my way. Yeah. So negative, honey. I's not my fault that I'm fucking gorgeous and your fiance looked my way. Yeah, I'm not here to start anything honey. Yeah, right. Okay. You just coming on camera, trying to ruin someone's relationship. And so Tanny goes, Tanny's reaction to it always cracking me up. Because she's like, that's it. Oh, you're really leading into this a little too far. All right.

And she honest like, yeah, it was just, you know, it's just a casual conversation we're having right now. You don't need to get so upset. And it's ridiculous. So then Tanya asks the right question. She's like, okay, so if you're not trying to insert yourself into this friend group, basically saying like, you're obviously just trying to come on camera with some bullshit. Yeah. And so, uh, and by the way, they talked actively talking about the cameras. It was group basically saying like you're obviously just trying to come on camera with some bullshit. Right. And so, uh, and by the way, they start actively talking about the cameras. It was so strange. I mean, it was a total fourth wall breaking moment where they're just like acknowledging

the cameras that are filming them right now that they're on a reality show, right? Sort of a sort of an interesting moment I thought from a cerebral standpoint. You're like, wow, fourth wall is in all. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, fourth world's in all. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, you're trying to insert yourself basically to get on camera. And she honest like, no, I didn't do that. She was woven how did it come up then?

Okay, which one of these two was the one who tried to bring it up basically? And Cynthia's like, hold on, hold on, hold on. I need to take my part before Kenya forces me to take my part right now. She actually says that. And she says, look, you know, when we came to her store, we just did our thing. We shot our scene.

And then as we were getting to leave, that's when she came up to me and said she had some information. I was like, well, there was still a camera crew there because they caught it on camera. Well, she said that she said that she had a thought that the cameras were down. Even though they weren't. But here's, but you're still running to a cast member who just shot a scene. Yeah. On camera. Like, why else would you do it?

Here's my confusion about it, which is that she's like, this guy came up to me. I don't know who the hell he is. He says he's single. He says he works in real estate and he tried to hit me up and try to get me to come to this table. I was being super flirty by I don't know who he is. And yet then she tells Cynthia and Kenya that Paul was telling her these things.

So how does she know it was Paul? If she says she doesn't know who this person is, then all of a sudden she goes, Paul, I mean, there could be a perfectly reasonable explanation for it But how does she know like you know, I don't know something is weird there, but I also think that Tania's Total the way she totally disregards it is also a little weird, you know, because she's like I mean It's like going to a JZ concert. I mean I contact tonight. They're in love Like now you're pregnant by JZ. I feel sorry for her. And I'm like, well, first of all,

it's not Jay Z. So stop pretending you're Beyonce right now. Yeah, just a second. And yeah, it's basically you, but you're not Beyonce. Okay, so let's calm down. Yes. Let's just have a breather. Yeah, let's just let's just concentrate on the cookies for a moment. Okay. Oh, and so she's like, well, great. Glad we have the conversation then. It's over.

It's not like snake gate or something like that. We have the information. The information is no big deal. And it's over. And so Cynthia is like, well, great. It is what it is. And please let me know if someone's following me to the bathroom. Yeah, I'll ask.

And then at that point everyone starts picking out cookies that they want. Antanya's sitting there just so angry while they all are just like getting snickered noodles and stuff like that. And he was like, you know what, I am not here for the cookie lady. I am not here at all. But cookie lady can make a hell of a cookie, okay? That cookie was really good. Yeah. Next time we go to Atlanta, we are going to the cookie lady by the way.

No, I'm not supporting that. Have fun with your jealousy cookies over there cookie lady. I want to have fun not being on TV. Have fun failing your audition scene for TV, okay? I'm stuck on TV and I do not believe your cookies are good. I don't want to taste your desperation in my cookies. So take your sad cookies, take your attacking Tanya cookies away from my face. How about that? I still want the cookies. I want the cookies and I also want to go to the Bailey wine cellar. Just these are things that I have to do.

That'll I'm sorry. You'll do the Bailey wine cellar. I guess you'll have to go. That's fine. I'll go to the wine cellar. Y'all good is of course I'm gonna go to Bailey wine center I want to see what they do with the the bottles of Charles Shaw that yeah You fill that place, you know, I want to see how well decorated they are with plastic, you know vines From the olive garden or whatever that they glue gun doll over the walls

I'm in for that but could could you let me get a socket? What if, what if it comes out that Paul really is sort of a scoundrel? Will you then revise your opinion on going to see the cookie lady? Nope. Nope, because if you're gonna have, you need to have better evidence than that to me. I just want cookies, okay. If someone could provide a cookie lady alternative,

I'll go there instead. How about that? It's Atlanta. I'm sure I can provide you plenty of alternative. We should just go to all the other cookie places just so I'll feel spiteful. Because that, now that's a delicious cookie, it's like cookie.

You know, I guess for me, it's just like, when I see people on TV talking about how good someone's cookies are, I now have to try their cookies. And it sort of, it sort of transcends what's going on in the show. Like right now, I'm like, someone said that the cookie lady makes great cookies and I have to eat them. Well, you know, on that same, on that same wavelength, Portia is now telling us that Dennis is worthy of getting back together. So do you believe that?

No. There's this only about the cookies. No. No, I mean, well, listen, I want to go to the hot dog factory too. You will eat the hot dogs. I will eat. I want to go on a culinary tour of all the awful people in Atlanta. I'm into that.

I will have, I will go to the hot dog factory. I'm not above the hot dog factory. I'm not going to fall in love in the hot dog factory, but I will go there you never know it's a hot dog factory It's a magical place. Well, it's got a little bit of that dog which is where we went to late night in New Orleans So if hot dog factory can't compete with that dog that I'm sorry It will be Packed at packets hot dog knives and go home. Yeah, So now, Dennis and Borcia are going to the doctor, not the medical doctor, but the couple's doctor, which I'm interested.

It probably would have been easier if they had just gone to a damn medical doctor. No? Yeah, but probably I don't know. I don't know. I just want to know why they had so much bedding in the back of that Range Rover. There was just like pillows and blankets. It was, were they like preparing for the Pockels back there? Well Dennis is always moving in and out. So probably

had something to do with that. He probably just keeps it back there now. He probably has his back up jumpsuits back there. He's got like a snap tent ready to go at any time. Yeah. So they, so they go in to see the therapist and she's like, okay, well, things are good. Whatever they got re-engage. And the therapist sees the ring, whatever. And she's like, so congratulations again, which was so shady of the therapist. Well, I don't blame her. I mean, look what it was like last time they were in there. And then for sure, it just shows shows up like I'm in a ring again So congratulations. Well, thank you for your money, but you two are obviously helpless

So let's just start the timer and I'll just take whatever bullshit you throw my way. Yeah, so this this lady has a thankless Task of trying to mend Dennis and Porsche's relationship and guess what Dennis once again He's acting like he's the victim here he started saying how Porsche likes to quote unquote grind a little bit aka ask him a lot of questions like I'm assuming where were you last night what you up to what I did she like Porsche basically asked him a lot of questions and he's he's feeling put upon by it I'm like guess what you cheated sorry well it's like eating processed food and then stressing out about how many ingredients are in there. Okay. You know what was in there when you bought it. I don't want to hear

you complaining that you can't pronounce Zorba tall or whatever. Okay. You chose this. He chose a Zorba tall lifestyle. Like three times you've chosen it. Okay. Yeah. So you made your own bed and it's currently in the backseat of your car. So why am I exactly. So yeah, and Portia's basically like, listen, I've never been cheated on in a serious relationship. So I don't know what the road to freakingness is. And so I just, there's some days I just ask a lot of questions because I need to ask the questions. And therapists is like, yeah, and she needs that. And that's for her healing. And Dennis is just looking like he's just trying to keep a fart inside. Yeah. And leaning way back on the couch.

I'm going to make any kind of effort today, Dennis. Or it's basically we just see like a track jacket with like two little eyeballs poking out from above it, above the zipper and like the forehead. He's just receded all the way into it. And the doctor asks, are you, you know, what you need to ask Porsche, you know, is you need to ask Dennis, Dennis, what do you need to ask, Porsche, is you need to ask Dennis. Dennis, what do you need to say at this moment to make Porsche feel safe?

Like, I don't know. I don't know that once somebody like lies to you and then cheats on you, and then it's not like nobody's ever cheated in the history of the world. I'm not saying that either, but I don't know that it's really about words at this point, but I don't know. Yeah, these two crazy kids and their therapy sessions.

I felt I felt so bad for Portia because she was explaining like basically what she's dealing with which is that She doesn't really want to have sex with them right now because she is still kind of traumatized and turned off But then she also knows that like if she doesn't have sex with him like there's this like burden that Then he might go off and cheat on her again, and she's in this cash 22. And I thought that was like a really nice, emotionally, not nice, but it was like, I appreciated the emotional honest of that moment that she gave us.

Yeah, but it's hard to watch because that's such a gross thing to have to deal with. You know, like he's gonna go out and cheat on me again if I don't, if I don't want to. Right, it's tear-want sexually. It's like then he's always gonna cheat on you. Exactly. Because it's always gonna be a point in your relationship where you're not having sex with him 10 times a day. Okay. Yeah.

Also, I'm not even sure Dennis was paying attention during this part. His eyes were like staring off at like the Bolton board or something. He's probably just trying to understand what cork is. Yeah, he's probably like thinking the choking lady and the potent and the poster is hot Well, I guess they don't have that intent and doctor's office in therapists office. That's more like a restaurant type thing Well I would I would what to do with someone's choking He's like a lady's hot and I will have sex with her right like that here He probably jerks off to it in this restaurant.

So then of course, the therapist sees that Dennis looks pissed. I'd say Dennis, but Dennis looks pissed. And of course, he says something stupid. Well, I'm not the only one who has to do work. Yeah, but you're the only who cheated. You're the only who cheated. Like your wife, he'll. Yeah. So then we go over to Cynthia

Cynthia is at Mike's place in the Vail Yeah, I don't know I was very where do you think this was Ronnie because what happens is they show all these shots of Los Angeles Hollywood Blevards Sunset Blevards Melrose shops and stores and then we see Cynthia walking up to this condo and this is shops and stores and then we see Cynthia walking up to this condo and this is not an L.A. and for some reason it really bothered me that they showed all this stock footage as if they were like in the heart of L.A. and it was like mountains in the background. I'm like they are up in like Valencia or something like that or Santa Clarita. Oh, I was thinking like Burbank up by the Ikea. You think that was Burbank? I was really getting maybe Calabasses. I don't know. I was getting, I just felt like I felt a little deceived. I felt like they were

trying to make us feel like that they were living in this glamorous LA life. And I'm like, you were in the suburbs, sir. And I don't know why I come in, man. As I say it, I'm like, there's nothing wrong at all with this perfectly lovely condo. And if it is not in the center of the city, that's fine. But I think maybe, maybe I'm exposing a little bit of myself right now. Oh God. Ben. Ben's Ronis.

I know my Ronis. He comes out during apartment judging. I'm real housewives of it. I know, I got very apartment judging. And maybe it's more a reflection of myself. Maybe it's more something like that. I'm like now I'm in like therapist, therapist land nice since Porsche went to therapy.

Well, we've seen on this show, it doesn't work. So just stop. Don't worry about it, just quit. So Cynthia is, they're hanging out with the youngest daughter who is Kayla, right? Kayla is the youngest. So she's hanging out with her and the daughter is like really kind of morose, you know? Yeah, like she's not like a really smiley kid. She's like, hi, welcome. Yeah. You know, which is fitting for this show?

Yeah, she's actually, she has a little bit more energy than most the other Atlanta kids on the show, but she, she basically looks Exhausted by her dad and then Cynthia and Cynthia and Mike are kissing and he's like grabbing her ass. He's like, I don't know why I always have to just grab your ass when you come in here. And she's just like, Dad, please. I'm right here. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I can't leave the room. So then we go over to Kenyan Mark and he's actually in town.

They're he's doing a fundraiser and like a charity fundraiser for his charity and so they have to have a party. So they go to Bailey Event Space, which you know has all of the souls of the little models who never made it from the Cynthia Bailey modeling agency. I'm guessing. Yeah, that's all I'm assuming. If you listen real carefully, you can almost hear the the hum of Cynthia Bailey backpacks coming down the conveyor belts. No longer exists. If you just purse your lips a little bit, you can almost taste Peter's brew. Drip, drip, dripping into mouth. If you hold your hand in front of your eyes, you can almost feel the sensation of pulling a fresh new Bailey eyewear glass, a pair of glasses out of a box. Well, I really like this idea because Cynthia's like, you know what, screw this.

I've tried backpack sunglasses, modeling school of Peter's bro. You know what? I'm just going to have a big room and people can just write that room. How about that? And of course, Mark is the one that the chump that falls for it. So he goes in with with Cynthia to look at the event space because he's going to have a charity event there called the black man lab where it's basically role models for like like team boys or something like that. And he goes in and he's immediately like there's no kitchen.

I thought there'd be a kitchen. There's no kitchen. Okay, we'll put some chairs over here, put a table over here, chafers on the left here, we're gonna have by the doorway we'll put plants, plants everywhere, plants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Okay, and then we're gonna have chairs Every table's got to have six chairs. No eight chairs make it each is how about this some tables up eat some have six Some have five and then some of eight again eight six five eight six five. That's a pad

You add them all up together eight bus six fourteen plus five nineteen nineteen kill only nineteen year old kids there Oh my god, she won't let him talk or he won't let her talk at all Even though she was like one who got the space for him, by the way. And didn't even get it. She just went to look at it, but she's like, well, there are other spaces we can look at on my list. She's like, oh, okay, thanks. Thanks, bro.

Why did she just make that up? She's like, what do you mean, bro? And then the producer asks her, so do you think you should treat you more like your wife or more like your wife and lover and less like a homeboy? And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that is a funny question. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

so then they face time, Mike, to thank him for, like, I guess he's going to be hosting this event. And Kenya's like, hey, Mike, we have to do another couple's night. And Mark's like, no, leave the bitches at home. It's gonna be men's night only. She always wants to ruin it. She sucks. I hate her. I hate her now. So then just back at the chill, at the chill apartment in the valley. Mike is like, what the hell, what's going on with you guys? And she's like, well, I had lunch with the girls.

So did I tell you about Tanya or Tanya bringing that week back from Canada? Oh my God. So then the week started the thing. And then they started to think they just keep the thing that turns us off. And they're cutting where it's like, you know, a million hours long that he's sitting there listening to.

And he's like nodding and nodding and nodding. But he's really good at it since he supports Castor. So he knows what it's like to feign interest in an interview. It's like, you know, those interviews that they, well, I guess you don't watch a lot of sports, but you watch it and you've seen things like Entertainment Tonight where like a celebrity

is peddling on about some stupid story and like Nancy Adele has to nod, like she's super interested. That's what he's really good at. Yeah. So he's like, well, next time you guys get together, I'm bringing you juice boxes and cookies. Uh-huh. So then, um, basically, he's like, you know what I want to do right now? It's like me because you have to talk about how much you

fuck me in every single scene. So I hope it's that. I hope we can bring your manhood right now in this scene. He's like, yeah, I've got to whip those stakes. Yeah, I'm going to whip those stakes. Yeah, now you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to, let's push the bed up against the wall that also is the wall of my daughter's room. And let's bang ourselves on that bed and sure that won't traumatize her at all. At this point, I'm wondering if he has a penis that works

because nobody talks about it that much. Like every single scene, Mike, every single scene. It's a lot. So then we go over to Candy's house and she's in a room and she's trying out colors in this room that I'm assuming was this formally Kayla's room or something like that. I don't know what it is, but it's going to be the future room for their new house. Yeah, it's Kayla's room.

And she's saying, did have you talked to Kayla about us moving all of her stuff out of here? Oh, yeah. They're just going to move it downstairs, whatever that means. Kayla's going to come home and like be sleeping like under the kitchen table. She's got her bed in the back of Porsche's car. And it's such a dreary room too. Like, this room definitely needs a refresh. So Todd walks in and of course, Todd is, Todd always the first

one to ding whatever Candie's doing. He's like, no, man, we're not going to have purple walls. You know what, Todd? This is Candie's room right now. Okay, this is Candie's money. Let her paint a purple fucking room. Okay. Yeah, he said he doesn't want hood colors or cartoons on the wall. Whatever. I mean, whatever, whatever that he said he doesn't want hood colors or cartoons on the wall. Whatever. I mean, whatever, whatever that means. He doesn't want anything on the wall. You know what he wants in the wall? Advertisements for Oh, well, G vegan or something. Whatever the next concept is going to be. Yeah, the old lady vegan next door or whatever. Yeah. So, Candy's like, well, basically it's Todd doing this. I'm just standing here as watches because we need somewhere to shoot. Yeah, why don't I just not

Returning I'm actually gonna do this so she's talking about a role that she thinks she got but she's not talking about it Because she doesn't know and she doesn't want to fuck it up by talking about it And she's like I don't know if you know guys us But I'm an actor. Yeah guys us, but I'm an actor. Yeah. This is her way of basically advertising to casting directors. Hello, I want to be a movies. Yeah, I call me people. So then she moves on to she moves on to her mother. So she's like, so I was talking to my mom and she will say that she's gonna put Riley is a beneficiary of her will just in case something happens to me and

She knows that she'll be able she knows that she trusts Riley to distribute things to the kids and he's like She doesn't think I would make sure Riley would be okay. Wow Yeah, wow you you just like literally yesterday started up. Oh, LG Catapult caterpillar construction site materials. I don't know whatever you call them like he spends money in such a crazy way Like is it any is there anyone surprised that his relationship with Mama Joyce has regressed over the past year She's you know, he acts all surprised. She's sitting there watching him create a trucking company, a WLG Mexican, a WLG brunch, a WLG shoe repair. I don't know. Ridiculous.

Well, I don't know. At least he's doing something with that money and trying to make money back. And like Joyce, who just takes it. So I'm not really sure. I don't know that I can really be on Mama Joyce's site on anything even against Todd. Well, I mean, that's true.

Mama Joyce isn't doing it. but Mama Joyce just has a house. You know, she just has a house and she's living in it. You know, Todd is like investing it in things that are literally... I mean, Mama Joyce, it's a house, but theoretically, they'll be able to sell that house someday and make some money off of it. But Todd is like investing in dirt pits and stapler factories. It's not gonna pan out. I'm telling you.

Yeah. Yeah. People fighting over Candies money. No shocker. We've been here for a few seasons. So Candies like, well, you know, it seemed like it was getting better, but I don't know what happened. I was like, she saw Todd taking more money.

She considers her out of your purse. It's always been her thing. It's like, the only one who's using your money is me, lady. Pretty much. So Todd's like, well, I don't know that she's really worried about Riley. She's probably more concerned about herself.

And Candy's like, yeah. And she also said she doesn't want my name on her house. So if something happens, she doesn't have to fight with you about it. Um, which to me sounds totally reasonable. I think so too. Right? I don't know. I think I think actually really the issue is that Todd bought a restaurant and it's been sitting vacant for a year while they try to get it up.

And, uh, I think Mama Joyce sees that. In all honesty, I've been making jokes about stapler factories, but I think Mama Joyce sees that. And it's just like, this fucker does not know how to handle money. Like I taught my daughter how to handle money. And she's handled money. And now she's where she is right now. And this guy is buying houses that are just sitting dormant. He's not touching my money or my grandchildren's money.

Yeah. Well, it's not her money. Well, kind of the thing, you know, that's kind of my point. She's I think you're exactly right that that's what she's thinking. But yeah, I'm just trying to portray what's inside her head. I'm not where the actors are. Yeah, I think you got it with her. I think that's a good read.

So then he's like, well, you know, whatever. Get your mama set up. I'm not stressing. and he's like, well, you know, whatever, get your mama set up. I'm not stressing. Todd's basically never getting, he's gonna get divorced from his behavior, you know? And Candy set this all up very wisely.

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And he's got all of his friends are like hot females. Yes. They're all, yeah. And so they all come over. And then it's so it's all these women. There are a few guys, his daughters there too. And they're all like over and then it's so it's all these women there a few guys his daughters there too And they're all like hanging around the kitchen island so Cynthia's having the best time ever and they're talking about You know the fact that he has so many female friends and like why doesn't he have male friends?

And he's basically says it's got a organic et cetera And he he's like listen if I'm gonna take on a male friend They have to be able to mix with my female friends, which is I think his way of saying Listen, if I'm going to take on a male friend, they have to be able to mix with my female friends, which is, I think his way of saying, everyone I meet in the world of sports is a douchebag and not bring them around my lady of friends. Yeah, that's what it sounds like he's saying,

because he's like, you know, I don't want to introduce you to men that I was like before I've changed, you know, which he's another Bravo man who's been changed for three months, you know? Yeah. So he's, he's going to write a book on who he used to be before he met Cynthia finally no finally

Cynthia goes Mike's very open about his past. He's even written a tell-all book that's coming out soon I'm like, thanks Cynthia. Thanks. Thanks for the advertisement I'm putting it on my Amazon wishlist right now. What Mike's life was like a few months ago. Such a coincidence. He met somebody on a top-rated reality show and started writing a book. I mean, listen, you know, I don't believe in exercise in general, but I especially don't like climbers, okay? This guy's climber written all over him. WOLLY! So they keep on cutting to his daughter who's sitting there. I just thought she was bored at first. She was like, I had to just imagine she was like, I can't believe I have to sit here and

be with all these like adults instead of being, you know, hanging out with friends, whatever. But then it keeps going and going and they're talking and Cynthia is talking about how, you know, Mike cheated on all his wives, but he doesn't do that anymore and, you know, like he's better than he ever has. But they're just, he's And, you know, like, he's better than he ever has. But they're just, he's just going on and on about how he's better than he ever has been before. And he used to cheat a lot, but now he doesn't cheat. And I don't know. He's like grown up.

I wasn't really known to change. Yeah. They're in their 40s. Yeah. And I, you know, I was only half listening because I'm like, why are we watching this, you know? But clearly, he was essentially saying that, finally, he's with the right woman

and she's the best thing ever and he's the best now that he ever has been, whatever. And this poor girl is here. It's essentially all these indirect slights at her mother, right? And this poor girl. Well, he's saying that he's never been in love before. He's like, well, I mean, it must have been love

because I had passion enough to have kids, but it couldn't have been in love before. He's like, well, I mean, it must have been love because I had passion enough to have kids, but it couldn't have been true love. And it's like, whatever kid wants to hear, you know. Yeah. You're not born out of love. Okay, have a great night. Would you like some more potato salad? So the daughter starts crying and goes to her room.

He's like, go upstairs, go upstairs, just go upstairs. So he goes to talk to her about it and Cynthia comes. And she lets them in, but then just starts sobbing, you know, he's like I'd like to take responsibility It almost makes me crazy people like this who are like you know I shouldn't have had that conversation in front of you, but I take full responsibility What can I do? How about stop doing shit like that my god? The hell what are you thinking? Yeah, and it's like it's like not the first time that happened in this episode I mean it's probably happens to her all the time this poor girl and she's bawling and I you know God reminded me of the scene where

Where right like candy and Riley once we're driving home and they got a call from Riley's dad or whatever and then They they walk yeah block and they walked into house and Riley just started to cry and you just heard candy You heard Riley crying just heard you know heard candy be like highly like and it was just it was like it like even Think about it. Just like chokes me up because it was so sad these poor kids and what you know This shit that gets piled on them, you know sometimes. Yeah Yeah, this guy not a huge fan. I don't predict very good things. I still, I mean, I think if you have to compare him

to the other guys that we've seen on this show, I think he's on the high end of what we've had just to see over the past 10 years. But yeah, there's some chinks in the armor now for me. Yeah. So then that's pretty much it. Right. And really, the performance on a really,

really depressing note and meeting Mike. So there's no. It was sort of surprising that they had the big fight in the beginning of the episode, and then the sad domestic drama at the end. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. I was, can't wait to see next week.

Okay. Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's like Cynthia, have you ever heard of a man like who's about to hit midlife crisis really wanting to stop banging hot girls like carrying them out like sex and fast cars? I mean, that's just generally, I don't know, watch the nature channel. Well, at least watch my mic shoe head

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