Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Cooking Up Drama

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today, as usual, is the wonderful and talented Mr. Welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today as usual is the wonderful and talented Mr. Ronny Karam,

hi Ronny how are you? Hello, what a sweet intro. Of course you deserve it every time, every single time Mr. Ronny. Hi, Bian. We have a case you didn't see on my social media. We have a little hummingbird outside our window that has a nest and it has a little egg in there and she's nurturing it.

And I've decided that when that egg hatches, we're naming that baby hummingbird, Ronnie. Oh, that's so nice. Because we've talked about hummingbirds on this podcast and I feel like you deserve your own hummingbird. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. I wish I did that much of a workout. Swing my arms that much. He's so strong. No, I haven't told Dom yet. So, you know, he may have a different name, but I think I can sell him on Ronnie. I don't listen. I don't need to be sold

Okay, he doesn't want a name that fucking hummingbird Ronnie that made that hummingbird die a Mariah or whatever he chooses No, I think he will be he'll be in support of a little baby Ronnie. Oh my god. You just started a fight. I'm so mad about now Your mad at Tom because because at the theoretical idea that he might resist call me, because he'd be Ronnie. Because now I'm, now I'm bracing myself for him to be like, we have to name that thing Ronnie really. Guys, I just, it'll be like I'm Wednesday, guys.

I'm sorry, but we have to rescind the name Ronnie from the bird. No further questions, comments. Oh, good. Yes, resending invitations. It's real housewives of Atlanta today. Yeah, but before we get into that, just a reminder, if you hear this in time,

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that sounds funny. And then I'll say, what does that have to do with anything? I mean, lastly, sorry, no, I'm like, was there like a big salt moment? Was there like a scene about sea salt with the cooking? I don't seem to remember that. I guess it was a cooking reference, but last week was she by herself and you can't follow that up with don't be sea salty, you know, you have to look, here's what it should have been called Jurassic Park now playing. Okay? Yeah. Jurassic Park. Just in case you guys didn't know, Jurassic Park's small film, small independent film about

dinosaurs, which were never discussed. I don't know if you heard, but it's out. It's out. I heard something about that. I heard that there was a dinosaur movie out. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure if the branding and the upper corner of my screen meant that there's a movie out or that we were actively

being invaded by dinosaurs at this moment because it's said like right now. But I just decided I would not worry about it and just watch the show. I mean for FACSIC we thought the whole week okay we have to put up with this on Bravo. It's gonna just be for this week, but it's just now it's playing. It's good next month. This can be a Jurassic Park. We'll be on video soon. Yeah. Or what are streaming soon? Okay, I guess nothing's on video anymore. That's what I mean. Jurassic Park on peacock or something like that. And then it'll be like a dinosaur at the peacock. And now it's called just T-Rex. It's like, you got a stream NBC on T-Rex now. Yeah, but it does crack me up when that logo

is right next to a certain house. So I was like, Kyle, I love when it's right by Kyle's head because you know, I don't like Kyle. So I'm like, how are you, Daniel Sour? Or in this episode when it's next to Marla's head, who I like, Marla, but Marla just going against against just trying to start fights with people who have actually been kind of good to her. Yeah, it just cracks me. It's just the funny dinosaur like, I like my Louie and I hate candy bitch. Candy's a horror. That dinosaur is so mean.

Clevver. How does that dinosaur make its money? That dinosaur we went to Philadelphia was sitting alone at a restaurant should never have happened You just see Ted Turner riding a dinosaur pass in the background Or just a dinosaur wearing Kim's Ulsi ex wig Yes Hey dinosaur just drinking shard nands bringing a cigarette in a car Yeah, so that's where we're at, Jurassic Park's out. So let's see here, previously, who cares, I don't care. Really, so the first song of the show was my favorite,

just because of current events, which we don't go too much into current events on the show for good reason. Unless the dinosaur related. Unless it's dinosaur,. Unless it's dinosaur. Yeah. But this one just considering all the Supreme Court stuff that's been happening and everybody furious about the leaker has me laughing at the song because the first song is, I'm

a leaker. I'm a leaker. I'm a leaker. Good to meet you. And every scene in the beginning is, I'm a leaker. I'm a leaker good to meet you and Every scene at the beginning is I'm a leak I was like wow are they saying I'm a leak I'm a leaker because I really love the Supreme Court shades It's just like the Edward Snowden song, but is it was it leak or was it lead? I didn't I don't remember the song, but like I would assume that someone saying I'm a leader not a leaker

Well, that would make more sense But I'm gonna stick with leaker because every time I tried to listen to it because I can't playing it over and over And I was like, okay, I'm gonna listen this time. What does what even sounds like leak nothing? And of course you solved that puzzle in two seconds I'm a leader. I'm a leader. I'm a leader. That seems to make more sense. Considering that a lot of these songs hail from like the like now that's what I call boss

bitch music volume 17, you know, like I'm a boss bitch. I'm a bitch who's a boss and I'm a boss bitch. Bitch boss. So it would make sense that there would be one like I'm a leader. I'm a leader. I lead because I lead and I lead by example and exactly is me You know I lead lead lead I'm a leader. I like I'm a leaker

So I'm gonna stick with that. It's just someone who has bladder difficulties, you know That's what they should do because there's always those commercials because my parents were in town this week And they're watching CNN so there's always those commercials because my parents were in town this week and they're watching CNN. So there's a lot of like, do you have urinary problems or whatever? And it's always like a like of some some poor, you know, actress in her 60s who they put into a cardigan and have her sitting at a at a console looking concerned because she's got bladder leakage or something. And so all the commercials are like that.

And I'm like rather than making this poor woman look like sad, maybe she just owns it and's like, I'm a leak. I'm a leak. I'm a blear. I'm a leak. Said I'm really chic. I'm a leak.

Oh, new product alert. Embrace your leakage. Oh, yeah. So Candy and Ace are doing homework or something, and he's learning Chinese. And she's like, do you know how to say watermelon in Chinese? And he does it, and she can't say it. And he's mortified. Yeah.

Which you know your kids really smart. Like, my mom doesn't know Chinese. Fucking idiot. That's the sick of being from these people. Then we go from ace to doose, which is inevitable, where Ross is FaceTime. One and two. Yeah, I'm talking, we need a tray. We need a tray on this show.

So Ross is FaceTimeing in with Deuce and Sonia and Deuce Burps, which is, you know, like this is baby content. It's great. It's always great on Bravo. It never fails to be fascinating. So then we get Marlo and Kenya FaceTiming and Marlo's like, did you talk to Sharia? Oh my God, boy, then she was left. She was left alone in Philadelphia.

I feel so bad for, I need Sharia to realize who the fuck she is Yeah, so they decided they're gonna set up like a massage thing at Marlos place They're gonna do like a cheer up charade cheer by charade So I'm wireless like I know when I feel bad. I need some drinks some fattening food and a rich-undateable man to give me back some money in exchange for a food massage. Let's do it. So now it's been four days since Philadelphia. And Shirei is in her bedroom folding random salmon colored linens, which clashed with her generally purple room.

And she's like in her pajamas, but she's her face. She's fully done up for TV. So she's trying to have us believe that she's all depressed, but she's unwilling to actually make the effort to look depressed because she's so glammed up. So she's there pretending to be so sad that she has to do her own laundry and her daughter comes in and Tierra. Is that, I always forget how to say her name.

Tierra? Just Tierra? Tierra. Tierra. I wasn't sure if it was like Tara, but some reason spelled Tierra. Cause you know the charade you never know. She's just here.

Okay, Tierra. So it's just full on Tierra. So Tierra is basically like, how you doing mom? And charade is like, well, Tara left me in a city that I'm unfamiliar with. No, text, not a call. She used to call me the next day. And the first thing he says is, hey, what are you doing? Like nothing happened. And the first thing

I first thing you should say was, babe, let me explain. So she basically is like, I'll call you back. And she doesn't call them back. Yeah, you should have said, fuck you. I'm done with you. Bye. Yeah. You know, as she explains, it's not that easy with love. It's not that easy with love. And here's like, yeah, when you get you back in these streets and she's like, streets, I don't know if this is something I'm ready to give up on.

Yes, it is. You know what, look, the only positive thing is that you don't have to see him, which I think is the thing that you like. So I can kind of see why you're hanging on to this, but if you're just happier being alone, just be alone. Just make up a boyfriend in Canada, you know? I feel bad for people who have been like,

for whatever reason, whether they're raised with this pattern or they've acquired this pattern or whatever, who believe that like their expression of loyalty, they're like them doing something loyal, like I'm not gonna give up on this, somehow it quates to love, because I mean, obviously you should always be loyal to the person that you love,

but when someone's being shitty to you, it's like you have to have, you can love someone, but you have to have yourself worth. And I feel bad that she feels it's important to show that she's not going to give up. Like, whatever is driving that, it's like, who are you, you don't have to prove that to anyone. You're proving that to Tyrone, who's already treated you shitty, so why do you care about what he thinks? You know, I feel very bad that it seems like she probably unfortunately has a, uh, some sort of thing going on where she is

driven, she's attracted to men who are not treating her right because everything that came out about Bob was, I mean, Bob has always sold to us as terrible and then there was like a redemption moment for Bob almost and then we found out like, oh, he is the biggest piece of shit. And I feel bad that Shirea is drawn to these guys who just do not treat her like the queen that she is Yeah, I mean this patterns right like you get used to what your abuse what you just get used to it You just assume it's all like that in the world. You know, and I have my own issues as well That's why I keep myself cordoned off from the world, but you know like a glass or after in Jurassic World in theaters now

Like I'm about to turn locked the doors, locked the doors. But yeah, it is sad. So get a PlayStation. That's my advice to Sherry. Get a PlayStation. Yeah, that's super Nintendo switch and a PlayStation. Very important for the constantly single person. Yeah, I would love to see your animal crossing Island.

I just feel like Shereo would have such a bonkers animal crossing Island. You'd be so proud of it. She'd be like, look, I put a pinball machine next to piano. I was left. I was left alone at the pinball machine, pinball machine piano that I didn't know. So, uh, tears trying to be nice, but Sh Sarah is like, yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not breaking up with him, you know, I've invested so much time. She's doing that sunk cost fallacy thing.

Yeah. Where you like, but I've already put this much time into it and it sucks. Okay. It sucks. It's like, I'm not going to, you know, I've already, I don't know, I'm trying to think of something I've put a lot of time into, but I keep going back to PlayStation. I was gonna say something like, oh, this, I've put so much time into this garden. Nothing's growing, but you know, I've, I'm gonna buy some more soil, you know, I don't know. But the point is, if it's sex, it's still gonna suck later, okay?

Don't suck cost fallacy. It doesn't matter. Your money is, wait, don't waste more money. The money's already spent. Yeah. It's already spent. Your emotional money has been spent. It's done. You had your fun. Move on.

Okay. So, now we go to a restaurant. It's like a Korean barbecue. It looks like, but it also looks like a spa. It's so strange. And what it also looks like. Jurassic Park, which is praying now. It's Kenya and Drew having lunch at the cafeteria

at Jurassic World. It's amazing. What a great tie and all the jello was shaking, all the water had rings in it. It was amazing. Newman's falling down a hill, you know, followed by a Cana Barbosol. Here's Samuel Jackson's arm, enjoy.

Yeah, and Kenya arrives and it's the thrill bar, which is perfect for Jurassic Park. And now they have a host who is just loving being on this episode, okay? He's like, hello, I'm the host. She's like, I'm mine, I'm meeting a friend here, I have a reservation under the name Kenya. He's like, hello, I'm your host. Let me show you to your table. Wow, this is your table. It's necret.

We think about your table. I brought you here, I'm your host. I'm in this area. Do you have shrimp? Yes, we have plain shrimp and cage and shrimp. Wow, it really is a thrill bar, Ronnie. I mean, two different kinds of shrimp. Give me a seat belt.

Hold on, someone's coming. Hi, I'm your waiter. Aren't you the host? Not the waiter, the host is a different person. Uh-uh. I'm your waiter. I'm your waiter. I was like, I love that the host is going through

his own one-man show today. I know. Just put on different hats. The thrill, the thrill bar. By the way, of course, there's construction happening outside my window today. I know. Just put on different hats. The thrill, the little bar. By the way, of course, there's construction happening outside my window today. So I apologize to anyone who is hearing banging or currently a nice loud saw. So I'm sorry, just pretend it's a tie in for Jurassic World. It's a

Velociraptor trying to claw its way through the hedges to this podcast. I'm surprised you can even find someone to work today Just shout out the window Jurassic Park is now playing. What are you doing here? What are you doing? Why are you not having a theater? I know that's where it's playing How could you be here when there's dinosaurs to watch? So Drew comes and She's wearing a crazy Color of orange. It's like, stop that children.

Stop caution, caution stop, caution stop that children. She's a cautionary sign. She's like, this is sign chic. So they, Kenya and Drew have small talk about their daughters. And then Kenya, she's Kenya is so full of it. It's hilarious. She goes, I just wish that we had this kind of relationship, I had this relationship with Drew last year

because we really did have so much in common. In our marriages, I think that we both lost our voice, but now that we're friends, I think we can help each other. I'm like the reason why you guys didn't have this friendship last year is because she walked in the door and you said, I don't know where Cynthia finds these strays or whoever found these strays. You called her a stray when she walked in the door

and you were mean to her from the jump. I just don't know why we were friends. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, so the host is now the waiter. So, yeah, can you just asking about seafood? It's like we've got, you know, he goes through like the bubblegum blister shrimp and she's like, oh, I have point of each. And she's like, I'll have one of each.

And she's like, wait a minute, are you going to pay for this this time? Because that's a lot of food you're ordering. And then we get the clip of them meeting up. And can you say, I don't spend a check broke bitches. Play checks. So, um, there you're talk, they just are talking about like New York. And Kenya says that step Brooklyn spent the night with Mark for the first time. You know, things that no one really cares about.

And then they like toast to happy life. And Kenya's asking Drew if she and Ralph had fun in New York. And Drew's basically like, I really appreciate that you spoke up because we haven't really talked like that. And I was like, you're reading my mind, you know, although like, I feel like reading my mind, reading Drew's mind is is very easy to do. She's basically like, I feel like there's not a lot to read. It's like large font reading of that mind and it pretty much just leads to just instructions

on how to run a pyramid scheme. It's like reading the back of a cereal box. I was reading the back of a 3D Pepples box and they had different shapes of the cereal, and they're like, find the shape of the cereal that corresponds to this letter, and then you can figure out this riddle. I sat there for a solid 10 minutes, like, in my fucking moron.

It's about time they got the difficulty in those things. I always thought there were two, like, especially maize. The maize was so disappointing every time. I'm more on. It's about time to add the difficulty in those things. I always thought there were two, especially the maze, the maze was so disappointing every time. It wasn't difficult, it's just that the question was, what does a, I don't know, what does a Elephant Sores always pack for a truck?

I didn't notice a space and I was like, I drunk, what's an I drunk? It was, there was a space in the middle, so it was a trip. I didn't notice a space and I was like, I trunk. What's an atrunk? It was there was a space in the middle, so it was a trunk. But I was like, I need this space better on the back of the cereal box. I feel like a fucking moron, you know? I'm like sitting there thinking while I'm eating my cereal, what's an atrunk? What is that? Oh, because you put letter A in there, so you thought it was a trunk. Yeah, the answer was a trunk. Wait, so I can't believe that the space wasn't... The letter you fill in was A.

Like, what? No, you have to find all the letters. And when you put them together, it says, Atronk, because there's no, there's not proper spacing between the A and the T. So I was like, okay, if you're going to do this, you need to give a proper space. Because now I'm just like, I still think in my head that Atronk is a word. So you guys need to do better, okay, because the answer is a trunk, because he's an elephant, so he has a fucking trunk, you know, like what am I idiot? And the answer is yes. I learned from that serial session that I'm an idiot. Okay, the point is, can you get five kinds of strength?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So, Kenya is like, Kenya's on a mission to go against Candy this season. She's been sort of like, she and Marlowe have been kind of whipping themselves into a low key frenzy that we can see is building and building. So here's the latest one.

She's like, I mean, first of all, we didn't even know you guys were bringing men. And then we see a flashback of like, is this a girl's trip and Candy says, uh, you can, if you've got a date, bring a date. And Candy goes, I might be able to bring a date. It's like, so Candy, you knew, you do. Yeah.

Clip of Furbing told very clearly the men were coming. So Candy is like, and so first we have men. And then to add insult to injury, you're gonna give them a remote control to control my pulse. Have it that appropriate. Um, well, you didn't have to wear it, which you didn't. And that should solve it. I mean, what the hell?

Yeah, although to be fair, I did think it was crazy. So then, so now this is the start talking about Sonya. And Drew is like, you know, about the Sonya thing like if we're all here to support candy and be positive I felt it was I felt I was completely side swiped Or blindsided perhaps I've heard blindsided is a good word to use but I'm gonna go with side swiped that last night with my friend Sonya I mean I don't feel like there was a real issue that she was able to communicate I Was Gaslit I was gaslit side swipe so able to communicate. I was Gaslit. I was Gaslit side-swept. So, um, and came

it's like, yeah, well, we went on a walk and she was talking about dropping with Drew. And I think maybe she's like carrying things from other people and Drew's like, oh, but she doesn't have a mind of her own. I mean, I feel like that's fake. And I feel like she's not being very loyal to me. Babe, you have this lady. So you have an Olympic athlete show up to your house to try and get her to basically give you a free, what do you call that? Like sponsor, endorsement for your fucking diet program. Okay.

Okay. At four time, gold medal, Olympian and her super bowl winning husband to put their athletic brand essentially or their athletic you know reputations on your fucking pyramid scheme and they have the good sense to say you know what we don't feel like being in the documentary that's gonna be on Amazon in six years when they show all the celebrities who are like showing up because that's always a part of those pyramid scheme, you know, documentaries, all the celebrities who like were like participated at some point.

Yeah, look at Sonya, she lost a hundred pounds, people are quite in my mind. Say there's Katy Perry, you know. Yeah. So, but then on the other hand, Sonyia is doing some very first season. She's giving some first season lameness. Like, come on, this is until very recently, like within the past two weeks. This is the highest housewives show, okay?

This is the highest, it's the best. You can't be pulling this baby shit, you know? She's pulling some baby shit. That move in New York. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she, you know, she's pulling some baby shit. That moving New York. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, I applaud her. I applaud her in things to try to separate herself from Drew, but she's being kind of clumsy about it.

It's like the first season housewives, you know, sort of, I don't know what the word is, but that, whatever it is, whatever that word is, it's that. It's your freshman fuckups. Yeah, thank you. So, um, let's see. So Drew's like, yeah, I mean, that wasn't cool. And so Kenya says, well, we went on the swap and she was talking about you and you know, she's having a photo, she's from Mommy Nation.

And Drew asks if she was invited and she's like, well, I was invited, but then she uninvited me. And Keny goes, why? Keny is like, why? As if Keny would not have taken the chance to uninvite Drew to a million things last season. So we see a text message from Sonja. And she goes, mourning, period, new line. I was like, oh, this is, I have to say, she didn't need to do this text message.

This was all excessive, but the fact that she said morning, period, and then started a new paragraph after it. That makes Heather DeBro look like she's full of emojis and sunshine with her text messages. Not even Heather thought to start a new paragraph with her rants, you know, again, Shannon. So she said, and doing it that way means you got on your computer and type that shit out. Because when you press the enter button on your text, it goes to the new text, doesn't it? No, no, that's the other way around. Oh, my text detective skills have failed me. Now who's a freshman fail?

Who's the freshman fuck up that? No, if you do it on your computer, if you hit enter, it sends it. But if you hit, I think like shift enter or or option enter you can start a new line on your computer But I like it. Yeah, just so you know this was done on a phone and It says Morning from my telephone. I was saying yesterday This message was sent by iOS yesterday. This message was sent by iOS. I was saying yesterday that I think it's best to skip the shoot because I don't want to end up being all about our conversation in New

York. I'd prefer for us to follow up our conversation when it doesn't involve work stuff. Well, guess what? Your conversation is work stuff. So have your like have our come to your shoot and put it and if you try something to say listen, let's talk about it later and just end it there. Also, Sonya has notifications turned off because she's choosing to focus right now, and this will send her phone. Her phone is very serious. Her phone. Hello, this is Sonya's phone, Butler, and she wishes to focus.

Thank you. Sonya is upset that the penguins once lived across this great land of ours and are now dying because of human consumption. Thank you for watching our planet. On the iPhone, it should close film down. Wow, I can't believe Richard Attenborough is doing the narration for his phone. So Richard Attenborough, actually, it's funny because Richard Attenborough is doing the narration for some of his phone. So Richard Attenborough, actually, it's funny because Richard Attenborough is the guy

from Jurassic Park. Whoa, you know, it's full circle. Wow, full circle. Oh, that's a way that Attenborough is the- Yeah, David Attenborough. Jurassic Park is playing. Okay, so can you say, I don't even know what that is, Momma Nation.

And it is spelled weird. It's M-O-M-M-I nation, all one word. What I guess you know, you have to do, because I'm sure somebody already owns a mommy nation, you know, I'm not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms.

They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy moms. They're probably not for lazy momminations. Not for lazy dinosaurs. So Drew is like, she's like, I want to support Sonia. That's what friends do. And I just feel like she's not

being a friend to me. And you know, yeah, she's not being a friend to you because she was probably forced to be friends to you for the show. And it's like, no, I do not want to do this. And then basically they wrap up their lunch and Drew's like, one more thing before you leave Kenya. Can you block me on Instagram? And Ken was like, aha, aha. What can you check? She's like, oh my god, I have you blocked. Hold on. Let me look. Well, I have to have someone teach me how to do that. I don't know how to do it. Ken, you're still buzz on a blocker?

The waiter comes over and he's like, hello, I'm the IT department for Svillbar, can I help? Aren't you the host? No, and I'm not the waiter, I'm the IT guy. I'm the chef, this was sent on my iPhone. So then we go to the photo shoot for a mommonation and the mommonations are Patty Lebonne So Sonja's pose is Tony winner. She just won a Tony last night. I know her third one. I'm gonna really weird mood is that serial box Kick off. We need to get through some of these scenes. I'm not gonna lie

Zerobox at trunk and the winner for best play is a trunk. Congratulations. I'm a trunk. The Lehman trunk. So, um, Sonja's posing and Candy comes in with her rolling bag, which means that they did know that they were going to be shooting. And I think this is another moment of Kenya being like, what next you're going to say? There's men here.

Oh my God, there's men here. So Sangha tells us what a nomination is. It's a blog platform, very current, created to support black moms in every way. And they have like 800 blogs on the platform and now they're starting to sell merch So that's what momination is for yeah, yeah, I don't really know what that means any of it Yeah, which of these 800 blogs should I read about motherhood today? I used to read the blog that tells me that Jurassic Park is now in theaters. Jurassic Nation.

So, um, Candice, like who's coming and Sonny tells her, oh it's just me, you and Kenya, originally it was gonna be you being true, but I said that we should probably connect later and Candy's like, ah! You sent her like a alarm. She's like, you sent her an official dis invite? Oh my god. So then Kenya comes and so I'm just like, okay, here's what's going on. We're going to do our fall collection shoot. Our fall collection is just hoodies with her logo. Just that is, okay.

Yeah, I don't know why it needs its own collection, but okay. So she's like, so I have hoodies for you guys. And can you say, wait a minute, I have to be in the shoot. I thought I was just coming to a shoot. And there's men here, oh, who just vibrated my vagina.

At least I could take comfort that there's no dinosaur movie anywhere in the world right now. Wait, it's in theaters now? What? And so they're like, yeah, you're supposed to do it. Shake it. Well, you need to call my agent first. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We're actually kind of half-ass last, you're supposed to do it. She's like, well, you need to call my agent first.

Where she kind of half-ass laughs, but you know that she's being serious. Like if I'm gonna be endorsing a product, I don't just do it, you know? So that can't help. I'm sorry, but this also takes away my whole argument in favor of Sonya doing this to Drew. Cause Drew, you know, that's what Drew did to Sonya, where she's like, okay, now you're endorsing my thing.

Ha ha, fun scene, right? And you know, Sonia is now doing it to Kenya, so that was just canceled out. Yeah, this is where I was like, I mean, I've been super all up on Sonia, but this was the moment where I was like, oh, oh no, Sonia, you're revealing yourself to be another Drew sort of, like, please don't, you don't have to be this way.

You're accomplished. So, but yeah, and basically, Candy's like, yeah, Kenya doesn't do anything with how to check involved, okay? So, they wind up, but Kenya winds up getting into the sweatshirt and they just are posing and it's gonna be for, well, it's gonna be for a, they're Black Friday sale.

Candy is so pissed. She's like, for a, they're Black Friday sale. Candy is so pissed. She's like, she's putting in a Black Friday sale. Like, what do I look like? It reminds me of that scene in ruthless people where Bett Midler, like Danny DeFito is pretending that Bett Midler, that Bett Midler kidnapped and the kidnappers are like,

if you give us $50,000, we'll give her back. And he's like, how about $30,000? Like, okay, and then there's like, I'm being marked down. That's something like that. I'm being rancent by K-Mart. That's the worst. That's the worst.

If you haven't seen Ruthless People, by the way, go ramp it. It's hilarious. It's a clear thing. It holds up. Oh, so Kenny is like, oh my god, we're cheap or the sale models. So they do this and Kenny is like, so why did you choose only us to do this and not the whole cast? And she's like, well, I would have been invited everybody but you know on the New York trip, I just thought most

connected to you guys. Oh really? So you just happen to be attracted to the biggest stars of the show. Wow. You can't really see what you're doing at all here Drew. I mean, I'm almost impressed by the guy who wanted to do this, right? So Kenya's like, but don't you think some of the other girls feelings will be hurt? It's like, no, I think only Drew. Ken is like, well, let me repeat that again. This is from me, Kenya morcing. Don't you think their feelings are going to be hurt? After I tell them their feelings should be hurt, they are, did that clarify it a little bit? And she's like, well, look, I'm going to also have an event this weekend because I'm building a power move. I'm having two

events where you should feel lucky to be publicizing my brand. And then I'm gonna have another event where I can try and keep somebody away from filming. So see, it's like a double power move. And so she says she's gonna have a get together to learn to making cooking from her mom. And she will invite Drew to this one because they can talk on the side of this one. And it won't affect her business. Yeah, and she's like, and I do love Drew anyway. And Kenya goes, oh, even though she says you don't have a mind of your own,

or she questions that, it's like, well, Kenya, see, this is Kenya being so Kenya, because Drew said that, because Kenya told, you know, Kenya, you know, basically Kenya is just like soaking the flames here. Drew said that because she was annoyed at Sonya, because Sonya came at Drew first, and I hate to defend Drew, but Kenya's baking seemed like Drew's just saying this in a vacuum.

It's like, no, Drew is pissed at Sonya right now. It makes sense that she would say something like that. Right. And so Sonya's like, yeah, well, I want to create a space to talk about it and it will be at the Jamaican cooking night and you know my mom and dad live with me I just there's a lot to know about me and can you go how long have they lived with you and she says two months and she goes oh well that's not too long

I mean Sheree has her mom living there too poor things literally literally poor things and then, literally poor things. And then she segues into talking about Shere getting stood up in Philadelphia and how there's like photos online of Shere sitting at that restaurant alone. And Candy's like, Candy's whole theory all along has been that Tyrone has another woman. So now she really, really feels like it.

And you know what I have to say when I was really impressed with was that they were then like, you know, just shows Shere made the right decision to go sell it with a guy. Like, you know, like that was the right choice and I'll have sex with him. Because I feel like on other shows, people have said, oh, see,

if she should have been having sex with him, this is what happens when you don't give sex to your man. So I actually really liked that they were like applauding Shere that she made the right choice by not giving him any, because he's a piece of shit. Yeah. And I like when Kenya gets all like psycho babble and she's like, oh my God, she got ghosted.

That's a trigger for me. Yeah. I get it's a trigger for everyone. Okay. It's not a trigger. So I think it was fucking rude. I know. We were all triggered for him. We're all triggered for him. Yeah. It's a trigger. Something is fucking rude. No, we're all triggered.

We're all triggered. That's a trigger for me. Even Casper cries sometimes. So then we go to Marla's house. She's said at this girls night for Shoei and there's, you know, Fendi everywhere in her living room. Yeah. And she's gotten the guy from Fendi, or a guy from Fendi to come.

She's the guy from Jitrill Bar. I'm your host, the guy from Fendi to cut or a guy from Fendi to come She's the guy from to drill bar I'm your host way there chef Fendi man I don't know how to fix a computer so don't ask me because that's a separate person to do that so Yes, she's basically setting up a like a home in like an in-home shopping experience She goes I have the president of Fendi on speed up I just call up and I say, I need fashion, ASAP. And then I did this like graphic of like a bat signal,

but it's Marlow's head instead of the bat signal over like Gotham City. So then let's see. So Kenya's supposed to bring sweets and even a masseuse. And so she calls Kenya and Kenya's doing her, I'm too sick to come thing. That she does at least once a season. And she's in bed in full glam looking gorgeous. And she's like, Kenya, where are you? Like, I'm in bed. I don't feel good. Remember when I coughed like this yesterday,

and I said, I might be coming down with something. I did. It all happened when Sonia invited us to Mom and Nation. And Candy was there, and I didn't know she was gonna be there. And Sonia said she bonded with us the most on the trip. It's like, can you? You're either sick or you're not, but like, why are you gossiping right now? Where's the part where they've made you sick? Cause it sounds like she's about to say that's why she's sick.

I know that you get sick from the hoodies, is that what happened? So Marlowe's like, so I'm waiting, you're waiting on, you just say they're coming to not. It's black, any Friday COVID. Oh, it's COVID. Oh, wait 19% off.

Oh, I've got the small business Saturday sniffles. That's you. That's you. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm going to take a valve pack and try to feel better. So Marla's like, well, I hope Kenya feels as good as she looks because the bitch is beats of the gods. And what kind of damn sick tickets do you even have for crying all out? Yeah. So she's annoying, but Kenya's like, well, I'm gonna send Drew over with some stuff. Don't worry, I'm gonna still call some shit by sending the person that Sheree hates most over

with some cupcake batter, okay? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so yeah, Marlowe just hangs up and is like lying ass. So now, Sonia and her hangs up and is like lying ass. So now Sonia and her mom are at like the Caribbean grocery to get you know ingredients for this cooking night And they're just like shopping and Sonia tells her mom about Drew and she's like Drew is telling Kenya that she doesn't know of him a good friend It doesn't know if I've got a mind in my own and her mom is like But don't you know about the accomplishments in your life? Don't you even know about that? And time is like I've been playing nice, but they're about to see

Sonya show up They're about to see Sonya show up Sonya show up Sonya show up They do this echo thing. Yeah, and Trastic Park is being in theaters now now now Sonya now So Surrey is Suray's cheer up surprise. Two hours away. They keep putting these timestamps,

like it's the most important thing. It's two and a half hours away. But Jurassic Park is playing now. But the party is one hour and 30 minutes away. But Jurassic Park is playing now. The time-fucking me on this show. Yeah, they really are. They're all, they're just trying to present you

with everything that's happening at any time, at any place. Commissions, here comes one right now. So yeah, so Drew starts, Drew arrives with all this stuff, with all these like groceries and things. And Marlow's mad because there's like a carton of eggs and it's like pink styrofoam. She's like, pink eggs, what the hell, what do I have to make eggs?

So Drew's like, well you know, Shere and I have been going through it. So I'm just here for Pratt, you know, I've been accused of throwing hands, but these hands are all love, all love. So she comes in and Marlow immediately starts in on Kenya. She's like, well, she's not feeling well. I mean, she said she went to a photo shoot for Somia. So what's up with that? And she's like, wait, you didn't go. And I was like, I didn't know what should about it. I mean, you knew something about it. So Drew tells her that she

was like, disinvited from everything. And Marlow's like, well, I know I'm not a mom, but just to know that she was like disinvited from everything and Marlowe's like, well, I know I'm not a mom But just to know that she didn't invite you But why Kenya and Candy is because of followers? They have more publicity and then they put up a chart on the screen showing who has the most in-siram followers and like Candy has 9.7 million and Kenya has 2.2 million so of course they were the ones who were invited It never knows how's fewer and at the bottom is For true she's at 507,000 which of course is like they were the ones who were invited. And everyone else has fewer. And at the bottom is poor for true. She said 507,000, which of course is like 500 times more

than I have, but you know, on this show, it just like Drew is always the runt of the litter. My God, but 9.7 million. That's as many people as New York coming candy. That's crazy. So then Sonia back to Sonia and her mom. She's like, well, you know, so I sent her this text and said, don't come.

But then I sent another text saying, hey, ladies, why don't you come to this Jamaican cooking night? And she sent me this text and it says, based on your text, I think it's a good idea for me not to come. And her mom's like, oh, oh, like, of course she wouldn't come. Like, you told her you disinvite you.

You went off on her for no reason at, at a New York city and then you disinvite her from some things. So she's like, no, I'm definitely not gonna come. And I would say because she has a modicum of self-respect, but of course we know that's not true because she's with Ralph. And of course she shows up at the cooking class anyway.

So, I mean, we know she has no self respect. Yeah. So then back to Drew, she's like, I mean, how could she send a group text the next day saying, like, hey, ladies, I'm like pretending nothing's wrong. I mean, I don't do fake. I am not fake. Like Ralph comes back from Florida and says, what's up? Like nothing's wrong.

You're still married to him. You literally have a pyramid scheme. Don't talk about being fake. You have a fake business. Okay. You literally have fake before and after. Hahaha. Hahaha.

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first learning how to do video like, wait, ooh, I'm gonna get teleported and then like, and then like, and then slightly moves. And you might hear in the background, go. So back at Marlos, they're making muffins and all this stuff. And of course, Marlos is like, yeah, this is a lot about Drew. That she's working so hard when she's not even close with Shere. This is a lot about you, Drew. I like you, Drew. I like you. And what that the producer said,

Hey Drew, you wanna film a scene? You wanna get some more screen time, even if it means making cupcakes for Sherey? Yes, please. Okay, now go to Sherey, go to Marla's house with this bag of pink eggs, okay? Okay, I'll do anything. You were also only gonna give you 30 seconds

to do your makeup. That's fine, I'll just put this stuff on my face. I'm trying to look good. Oh, thirst mates has arrived. So Merlough calls Cherey and Cherey is still in those same PJs. And for Gadi, we'll need to go to her. And she's got chips, okay? So now we have a scene of Cherey eating chips.

I mean, it's hilarious. So she's opening this bag of lays and she's like, Goddy, Goddy, Goddy, Goddy, and Goddy's like hiding by the bathtub. I don't know if Goddy has been force fed lays. I've never seen a dog refusing to come to an open ship back before. Ever. The dog has seen a lot in Chateau, Shirei. Okay. He's seen a lot. He's like, please change your pajamas. You're embarrassing. So then Shirei snack on these potato chips. And this is where the sea salt comes from. I'm realizing right now, she goes,

I love my special chips. Sea salt and thick cut to die for. So the sea salt in the title episode title is a reference to this passing line in the potato chip scene. Wow. She's like, sometimes I feel like chips are too thin. And these are thin, but with the perfect amount of season.

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So she gets her Verizon ding thing and it's Marlow. And Marlow's like, girl, get out of those pajamas. You're going out today. I sent you a car. Now, just put it on a Chanel purse. Go outside. And she looks outside and there's an SUV waiting. And she's like, it's not a Rose Royce, but it's a car.

Yeah. So Shere gets dressed and she goes into this car. And the guy, the driver wants her put on a blindfold. Which I think is funny because it's not like she's going to a fancy wonderful location. She's just going to Marlow's house. I don't know why they need for the blindfold. And Shere definitely doesn't want to put it on because it's going to mess up her hair. And she's getting so mad and she's like asking, she's like, driver, do you have any other information you can share with me? I mean, what the hell's going on? Why are you making me put on a blindfold?

I'm just going to mess up my hair. why are you telling me to get dressed up? Make my hair look nice and then you're gonna ruin my hair with a blindfold I haven't eaten today. I like when she just starts talking to herself. I haven't eaten today I'm hungry. Maybe bacon and eggs this morning and chips right now the hell Lot of chips I like the driver. She goes, how could you do this? Do you have any information?

And he goes, once we stop, that's when you will be at our location. Well, good. Thank you. So you're not just going to roll around the open door then. Thanks. Thanks, Trevor. Yeah, thank you.

So meanwhile, Marlo and Drew are making the cake. And Marlo is like, oh, bitch, and oh, well as long as it Enroach, okay. All right. And then they're doing this like whole countdown thing because like Sheree is approaching, but Drew is still there and like, are they gonna overlap? Etc. You know, yeah. So basically Sheree comes over. She sees this big cheap. They make Drew leave. Some of us here go. Don't let her see you. I don't want her to think about poverty right now. Get out the back door. Oh.

So it's then Shreya, like Shreya arrives and Armarlo like gets her out of the car. And again, I still don't really understand the reason for the blindfold. And then before they walk in, she's like, wait, before you come in, we gotta do this. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and they do the thing that did in Africa when they were fighting and like tilting their hat, heading, but like,

we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do. Yeah, and she's like, wow, I've come a long way, haven't I? But I can joke about this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So they go into this little private store in her living room and Sheré ends up spending 11 grand, which now that's how to deal with depression.

Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, what was funny is because now Sheré is trying on all this Fendi clothes and she had no problem putting on like a scarf on her head or like a thing on her head. Like when it was Fendi, she has no problem messing up her hair, right? Well, yeah, that's Fendi. That's a different. And then I also like that like when she

like she's like she's like $11,000 worth of stuff. Marlotte goes, okay, you guys wrap it up and she'll give you her credit card. And she's like, bitch, I thought you were gonna give me something. So then they move to the cake and she's like, look at your gag and straights like, well, let me read this. I love me. That's true. I do love me. Queen.

Joggers. Drive. Why does it say drive? And she's like, I mean, she can even spell her kind for it. So why the hell she riding the cake? And Marloss, diva, it says diva. Oh, okay, got it. Draft.

So, Marloss, like, well, Candy was supposed to be here, but she said she's sick with the full face and makeup on. I was like, bitch. So she sent Drew over and Drew helped me with cupcakes. And she's like, well, you know what? No one has ever done this for me before. This is the first, and I really appreciate this. And this is basically for Marla to get her to turn

on everybody she doesn't like, right? So Marla's like buttered her off. So first they have a talk about Tyrone, and she says, listen, I'm not judging you, but, listen, I notice things because I'm an Aquarius. Yeah. Unlike the rest of us, just bumping into walls all day.

How, man, if only we'd been born under a different sign, keep crashing into things. So, I might get out of this room. There's a door right there. I can tell you that because I'm an Aquarius. You may notice I was the only one who wasn't eaten by a velociraptor. It's come door right there. I can tell you that because I'm an Aquarius. You may notice I was the only one who wasn't eaten by a velociraptor. It's come on Aquarius. I noticed that there's a dinosaur in the theater. I'm sure you didn't notice it because you're not an Aquarius. I feel bad for all those people who didn't notice that Jurassic Park is now playing.

But since I'm an Aquarius, I saw that there was a logo in the upper right hand corner of the entire time. So I figured it out. So basically, she's like, I'm not judging you. I mean, I get it, you know, but you're sitting there looking like a brown Barbie and you're waiting in a dirty ass filly. You're waiting there a dirty ass filly for Typhoon who stood you up. We always get a big filly like that.

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Nice bell. Marlos Review of Philadelphia. Ficture Bell. So Shrey then tells us, she was like, well, you know, I'm a hopeless romantic and I give people the benefit of the doubt more than I should. And I know that he loves me. It's like, girl, like, Shrey, you need to divorce this from your identity, that you're a hopeless romantic and give people the benefit of the doubt. Like, don't stay in this relationship because you want to, because you, it's important

for you to say that this is part of your personality. You can still be a hopeless romantic and you can give people a benefit out and still respect yourself and move on from this piece of shit. Well, I like that Marlow Astor. Well, how do you know he loves you? Yes. So good. That's the most important thing.

Like, how, what does he do that makes you think that he loves you? Like, I know that he loved the cigarette cartons. You got him in jail, but like, how, what does he do that makes you think that he loves you? Like, I know that he loved the cigarette cartons. You got him in jail, but like, how? How else, you know? What else is he doing? And she goes, if your baby girl said, my man said me up, but I know he loves me. Like, what would you say to her?

And I was like, wow, Marlow is being such a good friend right now because she is absolutely right. And Sheree then is like, oh, you're making me feel crazy. So now Shereere is getting all choked up. And Marl is like, you deserve more. Block his number. I mean, he left you sitting outside a restaurant in dirty, ass, silly armpits, broken bells. People send me your picture. I can Google that. She's, yeah, she's like, it's bad to me. I can Google it. She's like, it's bad to me. I mean, she doesn't picture Shere sitting at that restaurant and her for like too close

yet too far away from that heat lamp, not being able to drink a lemonade flavored drink. I mean, the whole thing is very sad. And so Sheree cries. And Marlowe's like, I don't want to make you feel bad. Lord knows I don't. And she's like, how can I let somebody take me to this place where I feel unworthy and unloved. This is a wake up call.

And guess what? Times up. So she says that she's going to block his number and she's so strong. And you know, we've all either, most of us have had this relationship. And we've also been friends with the person that's had this relationship. I've been both, you know, but yeah, I know. Well, we know we, of course, we know the tendency is that we know it's going to be like, well, I'm blocked in for a little bit. I text them because I want to say happy birthday. There's always some excuse. Like, oh, well, I know he has a goldfish and

the goldfish is birthday. So I'm blocked to say that because that's just the sort of person I am. I'm like, doesn't matter the sort of person you are, you have to know what the person they are and how they'll take advantage of you. So don't stop it. But it is easier said than done. Oh my God. Of course. I'm sure it's like, you don't.

I love bad stupid man. I love that. The nice ones are just like, oh, board a board, you know, and then the second they can make me cry, I'm like, oh my God, I'm feeling something. Book him for life. Ha, ha, ha, lock that one down.

Ha, ha, ha. So now off to Saniya's, uh, uh, uh, her Jamaican cook and night. And she's like setting up there at some place. Where were they, by the way? I think I- They were at a cooking school. Okay. And you know, because it's called the cooking school. Oh, so they're very good branding, very auntie. Yeah. The cooking school by thrill bar. So she's got like a steel drum guy who's coming in

to play to set the vibe and everything. And people are showing up, Sharon is there, Sharon's her mom. And Kenny is there and she's like, I'm a little sick. I got the cyber mundies. Sorry. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The cyber mundies. Heh. But I had to show up for you.

Heh. Heh. And she was like, oh, I'm glad Kenya could show up for somebody. And Marl, listen, she sent you pink eggs. OK, let's not be too hateful. She did do some things, you know? Yeah. And so Marlowe shows up in like some crazy ass

outfit as usual and high heels so she can't walk in this. She's like, where am I? Oh, this is disgusting. What part of town even is this? Yeah. And then, um, sorry, I just like really fell over in my chair. So then, Kenya's, uh, Ken Kenya learns that Drew isn't coming, and then she's acting almost like upset about it as if she really cares about Drew. She doesn't care about Drew. Drew is being used right now as some weird pawn, some low quality pawn, so they're all being nice to her.

And I think it's going to be to take on candy or something So now Ken Kenya's feeling bad that Drew isn't there and Sonny's like well whatever and so she gives them all these aprons That's a gaudia bad a Khan cook and And of course Kenya's like the apron is cute, but it doesn't quite go with my bum me Or she's a bum man mean or she's a bomb on. So the mom teaches them how to pick a plantain because Kenya doesn't know how to pick one out in the store. And she's like, well, it has to be brown. And Marla's like, yeah, it's like when you can't get a man hard, that's how

it should feel. I don't date my dear old man. And Marla says, Oh, don't worry, they take the blue pill. So then Kenya's like coughing in the corner and everyone's just like, giving her this look like, don't give me sick. I don't want to have to take COVID test and have everything turned upside down and isolate, get out of here, you know. And then Marlowe was like, Oh, can we talk about Tyrone? Is it okay if we talked if I asked Candy? And Ken, Kenia's like, Oh, oh well I already told Candy and sure is like oh

Well, I probably should have been the one to tell her but Since you did tell Candy and Candy knew this information Candy it's not call me. That's not cool Yeah, well Sharay you're trying to make this relationship works that everybody knows is stupid So what do you want? You know like if everybody acknowledges how shitty it is, then you're gonna get mad at them for calling your boyfriend a loser later when you get back together with him.

I know the drill. I know this drill. Yeah, well, and also like you could have called Candy. And that's the thing, like you told, like you could have, like if you're gonna say, oh well, she's not a real friend because she didn't check in on me. Well, maybe you're not being a real friend

by saying, hey here's what's going on in my life. And I think Candy is like, it's totally fine that Candy didn't call you because she only heard the information secondhand and was like giving you your space. Well I liked it, we were both kind of wrong because it turns out Candy just hates feelings because Candy goes, well I know you don't cry often.

And when she said you were crying, I was like, oh, she does that look like disgusting. Yeah. So now, yeah, Shiree is now building a case against Candy. She's like, first Candy didn't call me about true and Anthony. Now she didn't call me about Tyrone. What kind of friendship do we have?

I'm like, a friendship where someone's busy. Let's see if our friendship where someone's working, okay? So then, well, this whole thing with everybody going after candy is kind of funny. I think they all just decided like, no one comes for candy really. Yeah, I mean, maybe a little bit, but no one's really spent a season going after candy.

So let's do it. Let's do it for no reason. You know, like at least have some kind of a reason. No, they, well, they, they're doing it. Yeah, I think that's, I think that is what they're thinking. And also there is kind of like, you know, murmurs in the audience, people are getting annoyed with candy.

Like at the end of last season, there was definitely talk. Like candy doesn't do anything. She just promotes her businesses. And I think these women, unlike the women on Beverly Hills who are always, they always choose their wrong target. They always mess up what they think the audience wants. These women, I think they are more savvy and they're like, I think it's time.

Let's go after Candy. Let's ruffle her feathers. Yeah, but she's not doing anything. I mean, I guess it's because it's housewives so you don't really have to do anything real wrong. It's just like, fight about petty shit. I get it, but I don't know. I feel like-

Well, it's a classic. She's not doing anything, and yet she's also not doing anything. And like, it's that classic thing of like, we're putting everything out there, and you're just only putting out your businesses. So we're gonna come for you, because we don't think it's fair.

Well, I mean, she's put out a lot of personal stuff, I think, like she did her whole circusy thing. This year, it's like, Todd just spends all her money and then wants to live in New Jersey and his fuck pad. You know, like, she does something. It may not be the most fascinating stuff. Look, I don't think Cante's above coming after. It's just like, I hate when they come for nothing. Yeah, I'm just like, oh no, Candy didn't call me when my boyfriend

You know, like stood me up, which is like a huge shocker to everybody. Sure, you know, like no one was surprised We were all sad, but no one was really surprised So anyway, I get mad that they're going on about nothing and then what do I do? Go on about them going on about messing. Seriously. It's a sick circle. It is. Speaking of six circles.

So Marlow's like, Kenya, why didn't you go? Why didn't you come to the other night and she was like, you had on full glam. And Kenny goes, I was prepared to go and I call the doctor and he said, you cannot go. You need a test and I call the doctor and he said you cannot go You need a test and I got a test and once it was cleared like I fuck with you like don't question that like you're making Me feel bad because I got sick and I didn't want to get you guys sick and I was like but you so you wanted the doctor and full Glant just I already told you why I had glam I had glam because I was planning to go and if you were listening

You would understand that and furthermore Jurassic Park and theaters now. Also, you know, Marlow goes to the doctor in full glam. So I don't know who Marlow is to question that. So then Mama Joyce, who, you know, I love Mama Joyce now, by the way, because I've watched all of the old lady gang and I'm totally teen Mama Joyce versus Todd. And that's just how life works people. All right. So Joyce is like, Qua-ya, qua-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya- Yeah, she's like waving her knife around she's like hey guys gonna go around about some junk like this Remember forget mama Joyce and Ridiculous never yeah, that was back when mama Joyce had her little her little like She just sort of was like more of like she was more like reserved at that time, you know of had a little like, mm-hmm.

And now she's like mama Joyce. Yeah. So she's like, well, what are you even doing with this guy? She's like, I would not even spend that amount of time on one single thing. That is not for me. I mean, I know, but you're like single too. You know what I mean?

Sherrey does not want to be single. Yeah. Period. And Ken is like, yeah, but your daughter's done that before. Marlickles, exactly. Kendy, Kendy's baby daddy been in jail. It's like, Paul, that's not really the point. The point is she's saying with someone that stood her up. Yeah, exactly. That's right. So then, and by the way, and Candy left block ultimately. So there. So then Shre is, she's just like, I need your support. I need support. And for Drew of all people to be there for me, although she technically ran out of there

at the moment I arrived, that meant a lot. That meant a lot. I'm like, she baked cookies. She brought you, the producer said, you want to be on TV. It wasn't Drew being there for you for crying out loud. And this is how you get into trouble, by the way, is that you misinterpret every gesture for kindness. And yes, I know we always say actions speak louder than words,

but sometimes actions can also be deceiving, okay? Because guess who also does a lot of actions that are not great is Tyrone. I think I don't know if I think I'm gonna stop talking because I think I'm talking myself into a circle and I don't know if I everything is lining up the way I want to line up in terms of my points. I don't think I'm landing the plane. The point is I just sometimes planes are landable and they just end up in the ocean. That's it. Sometimes grow soccer teams just end up on an island and have to learn how to survive because the plane didn't know where it was going.

Yeah. It's it's almost like if people say to you over and over again, look at what I've done for you. Look at what I've done for you. That doesn't mean that they're for you. Or it's like, it's like, are you doing that for me because from the the kindness of your heart, you're doing that for me is that what I'll say to you, oh my God, you're so nice, I can't do anything mean to you. You know? Yeah, I don't know. Sheree is coming too hard for Kenya, who was just the one who was giving her a pet talk on the phone.

And she's the one that Sheree called first. So I don't like that Sheree's, and believe it or not, I'm staring at it for Kenya here. I don't like that Sheree is coming this hard for Kenya over this, you know. So don't like that Shere is coming this hard for Ken you all over this. So then Marlo takes Shere outside so they can gossip and everybody's over it already and can't he calls it. She's like, yeah, I don't know about them being buddy buddy because now Marlo is gonna go get Shere to be in on her mess and Shere is very easily swayed. And Shere enough outside Marlo's like, God, what are we in Jamaica for real?

And sure because yeah, it roads and everything and she's like, yeah, you know what? Sonny's up there asked can you use that bitch? Can he's that bitch and Sonny is like, well, I haven't been on the track for 50 years. I got 20 people living in my goddamn house. So I guess I better invite that's like, oh God, here goes Marlos. She's gonna be hateful for no reason now Meanwhile, like literally have this cast is like all about being up everyone else's at Marlow You were

Tagging around for 10 years until you finally got your peach. Okay, you are a professional at at like up being up people's ass That we can be on the show do not remember everything you said to Kenya, oh, I just want to be loved by you or whatever it was. You know, and then Drew, Drew is the one who was just wanting Kenya to unblock her on Instagram. Okay, you can't tell me it's because she wants to see all of Kenya's wonderful content. No, she wants to be like, look, Kenya follows me. So like, they're all up each other's ass. And coming for Sonia, like, she hasn't been on the track in 50 years. Correct. What have you been on? What have you been on? Yeah.

Grimes with track. Oh, so Kenya is like, she's coming in here picking fights. That's the nasty Marlo. How long did it take for her to show up? Yeah. And Marlo is like, candy's on the, is the money mom, like she's got a whole team in the daddy daycare. Yeah. So now she's going on candy. And candy's like, well, they're probably out there plotting. They, you know, they claim they want to be best friends, but you know, candy already, you know, like you said before, candy knows what's going on. So she's like, and candy doesn't have it in her heart to help other people. She just wants to help other people.

She just wants to help her damn self. And first of all, Candy was a hoe. She fucked everybody for free. That's not what a hoe is. I know, that's not what I'm gonna say. And who are you? Are you really gonna ho-same because you're renting your clothes now? Yeah, please.

Yeah, like I believe the death of the mission of prostitutes that you get some sort of money or something like that. I guess she's saying she's a bad prostitute. I don't even know, but I do know that I saw a clip of Candy over the weekend on Twitter, and I should have of course written it down, but Candy was like doing her shaky voice thing where she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's like, yeah. She was like, she, I have done so much for her. And I got her a TV show on another network. And she still wanted to hang around that like the, the, the tweet base was like, you know, that when Candy's voice is shaking, she's really mad, you know. Yeah, I saw somebody interviewing her on some red carpet. And they said, what about Marlow saying all this stuff about you? And she's like, for her, like, Candy went off on And the same like, yeah, you don't see that side. I was like,

wow, I wish I hope she does that on the show this year because Marlow at this point deserves it. But she's basically like, her telling me, I don't do things for other people is ridiculous. I pay for people's college that I don't even know I do that. And then she starts, you know, the list of shit that she does. Yeah. And she, yeah, exactly it is Marlow saying. Marlow saying that. She's a hoe and she prints away.

What does she say? She says something like that's why she has to date underneath her tax bracket. She's like, Pussy wasn't good and that's why you always, that's why you always got to date people that are underneath her tax bracket. Jesus crying.

I mean, like, oh, so like, which also says a lot about what Marlow views in terms of like wealth and your pussy. That where it gets all at the, there's a lot to one back right there, okay? So then she goes off on Kenya and saying, Kenya is saying that she's Miss Universe. I mean, girl, you were a video hoe. You've been through every rapper and you didn't get a ring.

I mean, look who's talking. Sorry to plug a John Travolta film. Here, man. Look who's talking has already been playing. Yeah, for many decades. Unfortunately, look who's talking is not in theaters now. Next slide, there's no baby in the upper right hand corner. So Marlo tells us, it's just really sad because Candy, Shrein, I have been friends longer than all these girls and for Candy to even know

what she's going through and not uplift her, that's really surprising. I know Shrein was really hurt by it, but I think of the day, all people can do is be always who they are. I'm like, well, if you guys have been friends for as long as you've been saying, why are you throwing your friend of many years under the bus for something that's really not that big of a deal? Well, like she said, people can only be who they are. I mean, it's Marlow, you know. This is just how Marlow rules. So then she's just going off. She's like, bitch, bye, let's go get these fake bitches. Now I'm gonna be quiet and killing with kindness.

Oh, you mean you're gonna be fake? Like literally in the same sentence, you just called them fake bitches. So she's like, well, I hope Drew still comes. And then we see walking in the streets of some probably old Navy pants. Dun, dun, dun, dun. And Drew comes in like, hi!

Yeah, Drew has arrived and say what will happen? Because now of course, Shere loves Drew because Drew did one nice thing for her, despite Drew being heinous to Shere. And this is what I'm talking about. Drew does one nice thing and now it's all erased. And you know, I do believe in second chances. And like if people are cool, it's fine, but if someone does one nice thing

and now you're going to put, you're gonna put Drew above candy for crying out loud. Yeah, well, I think she's just doing the Marlowe thing. I think Marlowe's like, we're gonna team up against the popular girls. Yeah, probably let's do this. Well, that's the end of the episode. Everyone will have to wait till next week to see what happens with Drew with Jamaican

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