Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Curried Favor

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. I have cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cr Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Corruptions! The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on yo bros! I'm Ronnie, hello everybody. Guess who I'm with today. His name is Bian, I'm Bian! Hey Ronnie, how are you? Good what's going on over there. Oh you know, I started a new week feeling fresh as a daisy, have I? Are ya?

Well, I've been walking around with one sock on my feet for two days. So what does that tell you? Wow, it's very alannist. I just. I got one sock on my foot and the other one's in the shoe. I think I've given up on life. Pretty sure that's what that was.

I was like, I'm cold. And my grandma always said when your feet are cold, your body's cold, so I looked down at my feet, and I was like, well, one foot is cold, and the other's not. You guess one has a sack. It's not a really no. I don't really know.

Like when you walk around with one sock and don't really realize it for a couple of days, it's probably not a great size. Centel. Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know if I've ever done one sock. That's so strange actually. Now that I think about it, it's not.

Well, I'm sleeping. I like take one off with my toe. You know, I have big toes. So I like take it off. And I'm like, yeah. And then I guess I just fell asleep before I took off the other one. I'm assuming that's what happened.

No idea. Do you wear socks to bed? Sometimes I keep my house really cold. So it's always winter in here, even though it's 100 degrees outside. I'm like, oh, I need a blanket. Anyway, no one cares about that. The point is today we are here with real housewives of... Atlanta!

And tonight is our live show over on Spotify Live. It's an app. We're on Chiggy Dan. It's called Take a Seat. It's every Monday night, 7pm, Pacific and 10pm. Eastern time we talk to you, you talk to us, we all talk together, you talk to each other. The really fun times has been a crazy week in Bravo Goss, so we will be discussing that this evening. Join us, won't you?

Yeah, we'll have though. There's some interesting stuff to talk about. That's for sure. That is for sure, including one very curious apology by Miss Diana Jenkins, which I'm really excited to dive into that. Yeah, I'll weaken, I've been saying you need a new feeling here. Because this was definitely this is definitely Diana's coming out as a villain week. This is definitely Diana's coming out as a villain week on social media over on Real House Wall as a Beverly heel. So we'll be talking about that a bunch tonight. And that's that. Also, our bonus episode for the week

is a best and worst list of body parts. So it's complete nonsense. Really fun. Our video recaps have been super fun too. Right now we're doing Beverly Hills. And we'll see how they would do by mostly this week. We're not going to be doing that because this week, the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip season two, the X-Wives Club, begins on peacock. So we will be doing that.

Also another huge announcement. I don't know if you guys noticed while you were watching this week's Atlanta episode, but the new Jurassic Park is George Mathis coming to theaters near you. I did not have I did not have any a judge Mathis on my screen actually. Really? Actually, I had minions. I mind it my new thing is minions on my screen. Oh, math is family matters is coming soon to a minion dominion. Yeah, you would Jurassic Park dope minions. I just realized yeah, well, do they name a Jurassic World Dominion just to promote minions? The new minions movie coming out later. Judge, my face, that's what they were doing. Judge, my face, that's what they were doing. Judge, my face, that's what they were doing. Judge, my face, that's what they were doing. Judge, my face, that's what they were doing. Judge Judge, Matt, that's what they were doing. That's what they were doing. You changed your last name to ending with Indian,

just for the week. We're really trying to get some more Jurassic Park. And fucking Jurassic Park, dude, I went to the movies yesterday because of Father's Day, you know? So I went to see Top Gun and even in fucking progressive commercials, because you know how they make you sit

through the commercials now that aren't even trailers at the beginning of the movie. Yeah, so they have a flow a fucking flow commercial Even the flow commercial is a Jurassic Park themed commercial. We get it your Jurassic Park You would think if all this money you would hire some writers, okay? hire some writers Spielberg didn't want it Spielberg wanted Colin Trevor rowback even though the first one kind of sucked. And then he went off and made a shitty movie. And then he came back was like, you know what though, I'm still going to have this guy make a third movie. So that's Hollywood and a nutshell right there. Failing upwards. Failing upwards. Yeah. So here we are. With real housewives of Atlanta,

this week's title is Who Gonna can check on me, boo? Yeah, that was a pretty good save from last week. Yeah, last week was really not a very, was like sea salty, why are you so sea salty or something? It was a real, it was a real stretch like a reference to a potato chip. So anyway, this week we are in the cooking class. We're not a class, but basically Sonia's mom is cooking Caribbean food for them Jamaican food.

And Drew wasn't gonna come, but now she's coming. But also before that, previously... Drew don't want none of this! And then that was the mom. Drew don't want none of this! It's not the other thing I've been saying all week. You need an away lane here, I am. Drew don't want none of this. I think I've been saying all week. You need an away lane here. I am. You don't want none of this.

I think my new new thing will probably be. Papa. We'll get to that. So, um, anyway, so Drew shows up. Of course, she shows up because she can't. She is, there's no way that Drew can sit on the sidelines for, know an event and by the way in or should she good for her she should show up So she shows up and Sonia is like clearly unhappy, but she's gonna pretend like she actually is happy She goes oh you decided to come and she does that like weird

It's like like I'm not it's not marking her territory Or it's like it's somehow like posturing when like, oh my god, I wish she peed. And I wish she peed. Yeah. But she like starts pulling on Drew's hair a little bit, like almost like she's playing with it, like she's being affectionate. Like look at your beautiful hair,

but it's like some weird power move, like I hate you. Yes, like I'm playing with your hair. Yes, she plays with both sides of Drew's hair, which, you know, on Potomac would have cost a lot more drama than here, because that's hair, which on Potomac would have cost a lot more drama than here, because that's what started it on Potomac that time of the winery or whatever. So yeah, she's playing with her hair

and Drew is like, well, you did invite me and she's like, yeah, I did invite you. But I'm a supportive friend. Oh, well, oh, she was a supportive friend. They were having that kind of a moment. And so Drew's doing that thing where she's walking around just squealing at everything, you know, to talk about how happy she is.

What are you doing? Like squealing when she comes in and saying, like, I miss a cooking web dawn. Having a very Lisa Rina moment. Yeah, she's just trying to be super happy and positive. So that way she's not the crazy one. Like, Sanya's the crazy one for not inviting her. Like, who wouldn't want to have Drew Sadoora at their cooking

thing? So they all like sit down and Sanya's like, no, I actually am really happy that you're here because I really want to get past our issues that I haven't totally been able to articulate, but they're there and I'm want to get by them. Right. So they sit down and I'm wanting to get by. Right. So, so this is Dan and then Tony was like, by the way, you know, we did have this, we

did have the, the, the, the Dutty wine competition earlier. So I want to give out an award and like, just in case you didn't remember, I'm an Olympic gold medalist and here's my medal. Yeah. So she starts passing around her Olympic gold medal. Wow, congratulations on winning those, really. Where's my prize though? I get to hold your fucking medal, are you kidding me? Do I take this medal home?

That's a prize, okay? Me getting to hold your fucking medal, take this back. Take this back and take your fucking chicken back to you. I don't want that either. You know, we talked about, actually, I on take a seat this past week. We talked about Sonia and her and her medals. I think it was terrasha who who was saying how like listen, say what you will Olympic gold medals. That is an amazing, amazing achievement and she should bring out those medals

anytime she wants because she bring out those medals anytime she wants because she earned those and that is a huge, huge honor to which I say, yes, I 100% agree, but I'm with Ronnie. Like, give me my drink, it though. I want my toy. I don't need a gold medal, but give me something from a happy meal. But give me a spoon from the drawer or anything. Come on, give me my word. Yeah, congratulations.

You won trivia night. You get to drive my car around the block. I'm like, what? No, give me a prize. Give me a prize. I want a whole prize. A award. So Kenya does her, I'm happy, Squirrel.

She's like, ah! Okay. And then, Sonja's like, yeah, I wanted to give the women a prize for winning, but I'm not gonna lie. Never hurts to remind them what a champion looks like to Well congrats. You're just gonna try and make everybody hate you Drew's like, I mean, you don't see can you bring her miss USA crown? You don't see candy with all her Grammys. You don't see me with all my I am DB Cranked droos my my blank with droos Jesus with droos drop it with droos

Also, I love them she went from like Miss USA to Grammys. It's like that's quite a leap I love that she went from like Miss USA to Grammys. It's like that's quite a leap Like she doesn't bring her Miss Universe crown candy doesn't bring all her Grammys like well you're I forgot that Grammys are after Miss USA. Is that what you're gonna say? Yes, it's a drop You know I need this to be raised and not dropped. I mean like you don't have a Miss USA Competition as part of an EGA that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know candy is like, God, I hope I get an e-god. And she's like, can you doesn't bring her miss universe ground? So based on the scene later in the episode, candy may be in contention for an e-god. Ha!

Where'd play? Dad joke for Father's Day. Happy late father's day over there everybody. So Drew saying that Sonya is giving me if pick me was a person. She's a tryhard. Oh please bring out your boom box and your fake before and after picks. Please. Ma'am. Not the boom box. I mean, yeah, tryhard.

Drew Sadorah is the definition of try hard. She's not even, she's not even, she's tried to hard. Okay, past 10, she tried hard. She has tried hard and still not working. Yeah, that's a one hard mother try hard. Ma'am. Okay. She actually one thing says mother try hard. She's a why. Like why? Why are you doing this so hard, dude? Why? It's in Ralph come some light. She's just whying really hard. Why?

So Marla wins the award and they all pass around the medals and stuff and Sonia's like, no, I'm also unfair though. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this is also unfair. How's Marla gonna win? You can't give the rumored lady of the night the award for squatting. That's not fair. Well listen, it's about time she wins. Everyone else seems like Candy gets to win at music, which is her specialty. Can you get to win at Beauty Page and Tree, which is her specialty. Drew gets to win at the subway punch card thing.

And then, you know, now Marlow gets to win at her specialty. Okay. Okay, it's fair now. I'm changed. So, Mama Joyce is like, what year did you win these Olympic gold medals in 2012? And says, so glad you guys came. And Drew, you know, I've really been waiting to talk to you. So I'm really glad that you came as well. And Drew's like, I'm, wait, I'm confused Drew, you know, I've really been waiting to talk to you. So I'm really glad that you came as well.

And Drew's like, I'm way, I'm confused because, you know, you're getting your makeup done in New York in my room with Artez for three. Yeah, and Kenyah's like, oh, shade. And Drew's like, I was not being shady. So then he goes, you know what, you're always throwing bombs. You're always throwing bombs. And first of all, I was not being shady. So he goes, you know what, you're always throwing bombs. You're always throwing bombs.

And first of all, the makeup was not free. King Artez told me $25. So I love that there's like a $25 fight happening. And she says, did you pay him though? She goes, no, but did you send me his contact? We haven't even talked since New York. Okay, what is Artez doing over there? Does no one but Marlow use the cash app on this show? Hello. I know

Also like what was the twenty twenty five dollars like what was what was this touch up? Was it like an I wasn't I a single eyelash? Yeah, I feel like that's really cheap too. That was my thought too. I was like wow that's really cheap I'm putting Artais down like Artais, Artes, value your art more, okay? It's in your name. So, Sanyo's mad because she's trying to make it sound like she runs out on her bills and she doesn't play that game. So she's gonna give her double for her trouble

because I don't wanna deal with that shit. Well, you know, okay, my name is Atroni Karam. That's our chat. Give me the money. Is this all you have to do is accuse people of shit and they start giving you double what they owe because I'm gonna run with that. Well, but also, Sanya got completely side, side,

whatever, what does it, she got derailed by this whole thing. She could saw a trick, no funny change. Happy fault, Sanya. Whatever what is it she got derailed side by this whole thing She got side tracked cuz then now Drew's going like okay calm down. You're like all turned up the point is we could have had a Conversation so now she's like Drew has like dropped this thing Sonia's gotten into a tizzy and now Drew is like oh wow, you're crazy. You're acting like crazy You got a calm down. You got acting like crazy, you gotta come down. You gotta come down.

So she's pulling a page out of Ralph's book by the way right now. And so I'm just like, $25, do you want to say you gave me something for free? And Drew's like, but we needed a conversation about it, that's all. And she's like, stop talking over me, Drow and join Joyce, cause what they're talking about

is so insignificant. Do you know Todd won't get a generator and a restaurant that loses electricity every other way? And Drew was like, okay, Sonia, breathe and communicate how you feel. Sonia was like, well, these things are important to me in a friendship and you're talking about your business and it's not adding up and you're not being honest. And Drew's like, so you can't call me and ask me as a friend, you felt it necessary to bring it up in front of a group,

and then invite me to your shoot and then uninvited me. That was hurtful. You took the knife and you twisted it. No, Drew, you got a full community theater, guys and dolls accent. She goes, you took the knife and get turned. Like, okay, mother jeez. And if I were a bell, I go ding dong ding dong. So Sonia's like, well, I have something to say about that Drew. I'm very

sensitive about how I communicate. And I don't want to hurt your feelings. And then Drew makes one of her like, oh, 10 pounds and five minutes faces. And then Sonja's like, I really hate when you do your face at me like that Drew. And she's like, sorry, I can't help how my eyebrows move. Oh, you're about to get a gold medal shoved down your throat. I know, because now Sharon's been sitting

on the sidelines watching her daughter fight and she's just getting more and more angry. And she's like, give her the respect. You're making faces and all this shit and you don't know what to do. And you know what's gonna aggravate her and Ken is like, uh-oh, Sharon's gonna beat her ass now, I'm gonna watch out. And she's like, wow, you know you're fucking open, someone's mom's about to flip the table at you. So then Drew and Sonia take the Kenya Marlow Mimi approach and just yellow for each other for a while.

And then Drew's like, I just, I feel like you're a cloud chaser. That's when I'm trying to say you're just a cloud chaser. And she's like, cloud off of you. And she's like, no, not me. Because I don't have enough followers to chase. So you're sharing. I'm like, cloud chaser. I think Sharon's like, Cloud Chasing! Sharon's in the background getting so mad also.

That's why I'm just like, what am I Cloud Chasing? I'm a four-time Olympic gold medalist, put some respect on my name, do not do that. And everyone's like, ooooooooooooooooooooo't see eye to eye all the time, Sonja, okay? So we need to move on to discuss other friendships. Kenya, do you want to talk to Candy about how you felt about sex toys?

I know. Let's destroy something else instead. So Candy is like, well, since Drew was so kind to drag me into a muds-linging fight. When we were in New York, I didn't feel very comfortable. And so, Candy's like, and you told Drew that, and not me, and Candy's like, yeah, I came up. I mean, you gave us these mini vibrators to wear in our panties, and people were zapping

other people's vaginas. And Joyce is like, you don't wanna wear it, you don't put it on, nobody controls my damn vagina, but me. Yeah. I am with Kenny on this one. I have to say, as much as I love Candy and Mama Joyce, I'm with Kenny on this. I'm not. No one made her put it on.

Who made you put them on the vibrating candies? You said you didn't want to wear them. You didn't wear them. Okay. It was not like some forced vibrating panty situation, can you? Okay? You didn't find it amusing, you skipped it. Well, no, it's just more like, like, you know, don't you? Like, like, you just want to go see, like, you're already,

we are already going to her play. Okay. I'm just, you already got to go to this play. You already got to go to Todd's shitty apartment across the river. Okay, and now it's like, oh, and everyone put in like this vibrator and it's just like really like, why, why, this is ridiculous.

I'm sorry. I would like Kathy to kind of bring her businesses together in a better way for sure. Like coming to my very deep and thoughtful Broadway play with vibrators that were each controlling during the whole thing. Okay, y'all, it's a little weird. I just mean, can you being all offended about it? Like, huh, vibrating panties. Yeah, well, it's, I understand that that candy wants people to come to her play,

but I don't think that she needs them to come to her play. Yeah, they don't need to come during her play. You know, come to the play, don't come on the play. So, um, candy's like, oh, okay, whatever. And candy squeals, actually. And so Kenya's like, I felt it was very inappropriate. And it was even worse for me, the single girl on candy. He's like, um, you played the lead in to. Okay. And then so we see a sexy

movie poster, twister and Kenya more. I didn't even know about that movie. It's cracking you up. And Kenya's like, Kenya's like, you know, she's like, yeah, don't be a scratching me up. And Kenya is like, Kenya is like, you know, she's like, yeah, don't be a prim and proper now. And Kenya is like, I am prim and proper. And Kenya is like, you're prim and proper when you want to be. So then they start like talking over each other

and everything. And the tree is like, well, my thy bread ain't ever even worked. I know. Sure, I know. Sure, with the real staff on the heart. My product didn't even work. Come.

I thought that was funny. They just completely let it go. Because in any other conversation, that would have stabbed Kampi. You know, like how dare you? So, um, Kampi is saying that Kenya has all these sex stories and now she wants to act like this. Um, but we all know Kenya's big sex stories like that. We were tracking wolves. And then we were in a wolfhole covered in blood while we trapped you in. We all know she was just trying to get the better room from that. So then Marlow tells us, could you swim to the half of Hollywood? Yupp, half of Hollywood. That's what she's slept with. And the producers like, okay, could you give us names? She goes, just Google

all the men in Hollywood back in the day when she was popular. Just thought that was really funny. I know. So again, it's like, well, you know, it's funny to me that she had a problem with it. But then all the Mary couples were all laughing. I mean, it was a joke. It was funny. I don't know. I would be, it's not coming from a prude place. It's more just like a, really? You're really gonna try to push your vibrators on us. Now, Candy, come on now.

So Joyce says that she's shocked that Keyhanse would have a problem with it. And Keny is like, my alter ego. She's like, yeah. So then, Candy's like, you guys have my blood pressure going. And that's the end. Everyone's like, okay, we then Candy's like, you can I save my blood pressure going? And that's the end. Everyone's like, okay, we're dead now. We're dead, we're dead.

We're not dead. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet.

We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. We're not dead yet. and talking, telling her story, goes into empowering. And so she goes, she could talk about glam it up,

which is her nonprofit that she's had since 2011, where she works with girls in foster care, and she's talking about how she just wants to bring people into foster system, foster system in, and she wants, like she hears about girls, she just wants to help them, she wants to bring them in and everything, which I think is a hundred percent wonderful wonderful And the thing that did make me laugh though was right when she was saying this Minions appeared on on the screen and I just thought it was funny that Marlow was talking about like

Gathering young girls while all the word minions was on screen. I was like wow. This is a cynical ad I'm gathering false girls and foster care who will one day take down candy and we will rule this world together. She's driving a tiny little car. I've never seen any of the minions movies by the way, so I don't get any minions references beyond what they look like. Well, I saw this picable me and that's one of the minion movies right? That's really original. Yeah. Yeah. I mean they they're cute they all look like me out of a shower basically there's like little vitamins little vitamins and overalls just around beige people so Marlow is talking about this not not profit that she has, sorry, it's not a shure business, a non-profit. And she basically, she takes these girls who are in foster care and

gives them makeovers and then takes them to like five star dinners and stuff, which is great, you know, I think that's great. Unfortunately, you get dropped off after, okay? Yeah, and it's like Annie. Yeah, it's like okay, have fun. You know, you're just stuck there with like a little tinfoil swan with one little lump of crab left in it. Tinfoil swan. You know, and a purse like that you can't take anything to school in. You know.

God, I love tinfoil swans when I was a kid. I feel like I haven't seen one in like decades. I feel like restaurants don't do that anymore. Yeah, isn't it amazing? I went on a cruise once with my parents, because you know, it's like a parent thing. They're like, oh my God, all the cruise, you can do anything, you can eat anything.

So I did that with them one year. And when I came back and the towel was folded like a swan, I started just bunching up the towels and leaving them on the ground and then coming back an hour later, just hoping for a new animal animal because there were all just sort it was like a squirrel one time one was kind of an indescribable animal I'm not really sure what it was I'm assuming that was a new person they probably just started sending the intern in there the towel intern because they kept finding

towels on the ground. Do you get any rocket? Do you get any rocket? Do you get a rocket taking off at all? No, I didn't disrespect anybody. So I didn't get the K-Trust in penis rocket left on my bed. Well, I miss tinfoil swans. I think it's because nowadays restaurants don't really rap your leftovers in tinfoil anymore.

I think they just put them in that now they have like, wait a second, we can use boxes and cartons and things like that. So, you can tell that they've been made by waiters because the waiter hates the client, you know, the customer, and they give you those round ones that are made out of that tinfoil, not tinfoil, but you know what I mean, they'll illuminate them. And then you put the paper thing on top and then when you open it, it it cuts your fingers It's like a can opener, but for your thumbs and they always leak and you can't put them in the microwave because they're tin foil Yeah, and they're annoying to open some waiter who hates you designed those Yeah, those are stupid. Yeah, good job. Good job. Where are I proof? Good job, fuck phase

Well, I was a waiter filled with that eight often. So I'm like, how am I thumb? Tushae, hateful waiter, Tushae. Well, it's almost like those things, you're so close to the tinfoil swan at that point, right? You already got like a kind of a foil base and you can't turn it into the swan because there's a big cardboard frisbee in the way. So the card, it's like the potential of the tinfoil slime.

And they always, you know, when you order takeout and the food comes in those things and they always have weird oil stains coming through. And you're always like, uh, no. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and... Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife

And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity view, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So, okay, then we go to Sonya Family Meeting, which by the way, Judge Mathis Family Matters coming soon, 22 seconds. So she's having a family meeting and we intercut with Marlo and Drew FaceTiming. So we start over at Sonya's house and she's telling her family, you know, you know, the food turned out good, but it was very chaotic because Shiree and Marlowe got on me for not

inviting them to the Mamanation event, which huge, huge, everyone who's everyone was there. We wore sweatshirts. Yeah. And Sharon's like, but could you imagine the Mamanation event? What a bit like if you invited those ladies there? Which she's actually right. That's exactly why. The way they all acted at the cooking class is why they weren't all invited to the momination thing. Although the truth is that nothing really would have been ruined.

But Song is like, yeah, we wouldn't have gotten one picture done. I mean, but when you're in a group of six women, you know, you just want to get to know everybody on their own. So you start with the people with the most followers first. And you just sort of stick with those. That's how you get to know everybody on their own. So you start with the people with the most followers first. And you just sort of stick with those. That's how you get to know all six. So then cut to Marlo, who is FaceTiming Drew. And Drew's like, look at me, working out.

And you know Drew's just kind of like bouncing her up her body while she sits in the chair at like five guys or something. Ralph has like a spritzer, just off camera, just spritzing her as that way she gets like five guys or something. Ralph has like a spritzer just off camera, just spritzing her, so that way she gets like a sweatshine. My doing it right, my doing it right. Oh, so they start gossiping about what Drew missed because she was late to the thing.

And Marla was like, you know, my problem was, I told Kenya like, how are you here when you're not there for Shirei? And Drew is saying she sees another side to Sonia. And so now she's second guessing, which is totally someone who just got dumped pretending that they're the ones who are breaking up with you, you know.

Yeah, I'm seeing another side to her. I'm not sure that I really like this Sonia person. I don't think I like this side of Sonia where she can see I'm a car and I can't artist. I don't like that she can see my pyramid skin. Um, and Marla's like, well, I will say your ass was making faces and then we see like a collage of Drew's faces from the night before. Yeah.

So then back to Sonia's house, the mom's like, she wouldn't even allow Sonia to talk. And she's like, yeah, this girl had the nerve to say, I was clout chasing, I was like, girl, wait for it everybody, wait. How's the weather? No, sorry, that's not it. I like fries with my steak. I have it for time,

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I don't know why she's making to do that, but we do that. BAP BAP BAP! So, uh, I think the sister's like, I mean, it's not like she was even Melanie on the game. You know what I mean? It's, it's Sonja's like, I mean, I never even saw her on the game. And then the mom is like, I don't even, what is the game? I don't even know what the game is. What is the game?

I'm a four-time Olympic gold medalist. I am the game. Sonja, do you want us to take out the oversized piano for you now? Or no? No. Ha. Blink, blink, blink, blink, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Sorry That joke went down the wrong pipe for me. Your chair just starts vibrating. Can I wait a minute? Your chair just starts vibrating. Can I quater, man? No, I'm just still like, I'm still, I had this whole thing about like that, that candy should have been like called up Shiree and been like, oh my god, I heard this is terrible. I don't know, I still feel like that's a little unreasonable. I think that like candy was, I think there's, if you do that, you run the risk of seeming like you are meddling or being nosy, being like a yenta, right?

Like, oh, I heard. I heard about Tyrone, are you okay? You know what I think she did the right thing. Just sort of been like waiting for Shuret to come to her. Yeah, I don't know. Shuret wasn't even mad and tell if they told her to be mad. You know, so I can't get too invested. Also, some people don't want, like everyone up in their business, right?

Like, there's some people who love when everyone just calls, but then there's some people who are like, whoa, there's too many of you guys calling me right now, just like, I want to keep this small. So I think it's sort of, but there's no way to really win in that situation. Yeah. So then we go to Jack Daniels, Sharay's life coach. I'm like, well, that's a choice.

Meet Dr. Tito. Did you guys go to school together? I know. Are they, do they live in a house of friends that Casamigos are saying? Actually, Casamigos doesn't mean that, does it? Casamigos is a... Casamigos egg.

Tequila with wevos. Amigos are friends and Casamigos is house.igos egg Tequila with whibos Amigos are friends and casa is house, so it's like friend house But so I so I thought friend was Amigo. I didn't know I don't know MiGos was also friends. Oh, I don't know Or amigos are an egg dish That's what I'm thinking, but that's probably that's probably like poetic like the eggs are friends Casamigos mean. I'm gonna say, what does Casamigos mean? I'm the president of the French club.

This is beyond me. By the way, okay, I have to say something. This is so funny. It's also friends, I was correct. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you for your advice. Thank you.

Hold on, man, I'm sorry. Oh, a gold medal was just delivered for me to hold for the rest of the tree cup. Well, that's okay. I've won four wheels of Bree from the French Club. So funny story, I was home this weekend for my nephew's graduation. I'm going to talk about it more on the bonus episode. But I looked at my old yearbook and one thing I hadn't done is really looked at the things that people wrote.

And it was so funny, the random people that wrote things in my yearbook, because it would not... Many of them were people I never stayed in touch with, but one of them was like, Ben, you have been a wonderful president of French Club. And I don't know how I'll be able to live up to you, but I will try my best. It was like the girl who took over as president of French Club, and I was like, I love that we like... This was like the girl who took over as president of French club and I was like, I love that we like, this was like, things we talked about. I hope I can feel your Sepatos one day here.

I never read mine either, mostly because I didn't pass it around because I knew mine would just be like fat bitch. So I was like, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna not buy this here, but because you have to buy them. And I was like, I live this. I lived through at least a couple of years of this before I got kicked out from out finishing PE, okay? I don't need to pay for this. What are my taxes go to? Like 16, I'm more pissed. Okay, so Jack Daniels, Sharay's life coach. Yes. So, you know, something you always want your life coach

to ask you when they come to your house and have a cup of tea, is this a coaster? Is this a coaster? Maybe it's a trick question. Maybe it's like, maybe she says yes, and he's like, it's not a coaster, it's a barrier. And you're like, oh shit, Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels, you just changed everything.

Yeah, I just don't like someone fancy shame your coasters because they are very fancy. They're geod coasters, you know, and he's like, wow, it's just that everything so elegant around here. Okay, I need you to think bigger, you're a life coach. I want you to be like geodes. One day you're gonna have diamonds for me to put my team down on. I want you to be like,

G.O.D.s over so fancy. What the fuck kind of life coach are you? Jack? Jack, you know, believe it or not, you know, I've railed on a lot of the life coaches that have come down the pike on Bravo. Because a lot of times I feel like they're just grifters who just say easy things and they collect their money Um, and in the case of Dr. Jeff earlier the season. I think that Dr. Jeff I don't know what's going on with his therapy, but he like he was the worst and he's not even at life Like what I just felt like shading him again. You don't do what your husband says you're gonna have to fuck him 20 times if he wants 20 times if he wants. So what? Oh, you have a book.

I thought Jack was pretty good. Actually, I was impressed with Jack. I thought like, you know, in the long history of terrible life coaches on Bravo, I thought he gave some pretty good advice for once. Well, listen, when I want every life coach to tell me, you know, if I was in jail, imagine, I'd be jerking off to you every night.

Yes, raise. Take one of those geodes you every night. I'd be like, yes, raise. Take one of those geosome. Take one of those geosome. No, he doesn't say anything that's like, you know, he doesn't say anything that like that none of us could have come up with, right? But like I'm glad someone said this to Shrek because I don't know why it hadn't been said to her

over the past four years. So he's basically like, he basically says that, he says like, look, guys in prison, the guys in prison, So he's basically like, he basically says that he says like, look, guys in prison, the guys in prison, there's a woman like you, like, what do you think they see? He's in prison. There's no one around. He sees a fantasy. And of course I'm referring to your brand, the ultimate fantasy, as in it doesn't exist. And he says, you know, you have nothing to focus on in there. It's just a box in myself. And I have this darn piece on the outside.

And then she's all proud. She takes a sip like, that's me. I'm the darn piece. And he goes, I'm loving that. I'm fantasizing to that. I'm checking off to that. And the music's like, MAM!

Oh! Oh! It's every night. And now I get out to see you and the fancy has become real. And I see you're on television all the real. And I see your on television all the time. And I'm gonna be on television without a keeper fantasy going. And how does that make you feel?

Now I thought Jack sort of lost the thread there a little bit. I don't understand the television part. And he's, because he wasn't on television. He actually actively destroyed his own fantasy. That's the point. I think the point is I think he was saying, like, you know, now the fantasy's real life.

And someone I see on television is a fantasy. Now I'm going to be on television, which is not necessarily the fantasy. It's like he was nervous, you know, like now I'm this guy who was in jail. Now I'm going to be on TV with this like, like, how does this? How is this real? It's not the fantasy. Either way, the point remains that he got out of jail and the shrewd fantasy lost some of its allure. So he's like, so how do you feel? She goes, little stupid, little knife, little

pissed off, you don't know what my coasters are. That's neither here nor there. Little bit like a timepiece, like coming her hair. He's like, petting peace. So how do you feel my even? She says, well, that he loved me, that he cared about me, that he was gonna be different. And he's like, well, this sounds like a repeating pattern. And she's like, well, I fled. He's like, you fled it. It's like, yes, I'm done.

I love that terminology. I fled. Hey, Ronnie, where are you? You're supposed to be at lunch, 10 minutes ago. I was at TJ Max, but I fled. I'm be patient. I fled. I fled. It's interesting language to use with talking about someone who was a convict.

So then you basically he's like, so you're done with Tyrone. She's like, well, that's a deep breath. A very deep breath. Okay, my lapel is flapping in your breath right now so she's like well I can't say for certain that I'll never speak to him again and he goes well here's what I say okay stop point yourself so much into people what can you do for yourself hmm she's like, well, I got my business. She buys right. And she, and then, and then she tells us she's like, you know, I have to admit, she buys. Ray has been a bit of a mess. Like really, it's only been 12 years and you haven't produced a single thing.

So yes, I would say so. And then we get the full montage we get from the beginning, we get the September, spring summer, you know, the whole thing of she by shreway over the years. And they showed a clip of like the, you know, whatever ad act she was putting together back then of her just like kind of making model faces at the camera. I mean, that shit was sawing on Betamax, okay?

That was a long time ago. That was, that was like, I think two to three presidents ago. Yeah. That is the eights presidents. And she's like, I even created a line of accessories, like yoga mats. And water battles. So I need a business manager.

It's like just call cafe press. Just go on the bill out the evening. Wastling. Maybe have you. Would you like to meet Mr. Zazzle? You know. So, Dr. Jack is like, yeah, well, for, well, not Dr. but life coach and Jack.

Mr. Jack, Mr. Jack is like, first things first, please stop dating people in jail. And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, no. And then almost Dr. Jack comes in and he's like, now if you date someone in jail, then they have the right to pound you every morning for a month.

Is that a deal? Dr. Jeff gross. Dr. Jeff, wait, was it Dr. Ken or Dr. Jeff? I think it was Dr. Ken actually. Dr. Ken, Dr. Jeff was the guy's like, meanie, meanie, come back. Meanie, meanie, meanie. It's a Dr. Ken. Dr. Ken, Dr. Jeff was the guy's like, mini, mini, come back, mini, mini. This is Dr. Ken. Dr. Ken.

So, candy is, okay, so candy is standing in, I guess it's not the pool room, but it's a room that means a lot of shit taken out of it. There's like a lot of boxes and clothes everywhere. And she's standing there and Todd's just standing there looking at her like, and she's like, okay, I'll wrap this bag and you get the suitcase.

And then so she grabs the bag and she starts dragging it like one step, two steps, drags another, and then he gets something and drags it one step. Guys, you're rich, hire somebody, I can't watch this. Todd is the last person that you want to declutter with because he has his energy, you don't need that energy when you're decluttering, you need like those crazy ladies on the home edit, and we're like, here's what we're gonna do,

we're gonna take all your clutter and put it into a rainbow color, ha ha, we don't need to spread their spoon. You know, like, you don't need someone like. We love labeling. I went to the container store and I got containers in the afterwards, I went to staples and I got more containers.

Who's a lot? Who knows, or about the chick who's like, organizing, does it bring you joy? For this to say? Marie Kondo, she's like, does it spark joy? Does it spark joy? Nobody does for you, have fun in my closet. See you in three hours.

I know. Everything with Todd is like, does it spark oil? Because that's really what his energy is like. Oh, here's it. Like, you're never gonna get anything done with that energy. You won't. So Candy's like, well, I want to donate all these clothes to Marlos Charity.

And she says, cause it lifts her up to lift somebody else up and lift their spirit. And he's like, these kids don't want these clothes. This isn't Gucci. And look at this jacket. This wasn't even five in the seventies. What is this address? This ain't popping.

Like shut up Todd, okay. This is called bags of things that she has earned. Yeah, I mean, it's like you got like exactly. What are you doing? Anything? Nothing. This is basically like, bags and bags of fresh coattails for your asterite Keep dirtying up all the other ones So

So then candy is talking about how she has to go out of town do her movie and Todd's like is this the movie where you have sex with a girl And she goes first of all my characters are a lawyer which I thought was a strange response Like my character's been to law school, sir So yeah, she may be a lesbian, but she's a lawyerly lesbian. I'm like well, I don't understand what one has to do with the other I think she was just saying give me some respect but through her character character, it's like, wow, my character is very well-expected. Put some respect on my name. Put some respect on my name. And he's like, well, I don't need to pop in a woman,

and which is funny that they're, you guys remember that your whole thing is like the sex dungeon, right? So he's actually like, what? Candy making out with a woman, that's crazy. Oh, okay, Todd. So they just got mad at Kenya. When Candy just got mad at Kenya

for being seemingly hypocritical for being in Chwa and then being like, you know, approved about the sex toy. And now here's Todd being approved about this. Right. So Candy says, now listen, when Halle Berry got her Oscar, he's like, you're not kidding an Oscar for this X-scene. Wow, can you marry him again?

Yeah, it's really just what everybody wants in their house. You're closer, ugly. You're never winning an award. Am I done here? Can I come to Jersey? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So Candy FaceTime is Marlow.

To let her know she's got a bunch of stuff to donate. Marlow's like, Candy, with my girls, I don't get them used clothes or hand me downs. When I was in foster care, I always got hand me downs and it didn't make me feel good. Well, I hate to break it to Marlow, but a lot of us who are not in foster care also got hand me down. It's just like being a kid, like that's what it is, wearing weird striped shirts that your brother wore, you know, like that's life. Yeah, and she says, I want them to know they're special and worthy of new clothes. So I

get that. I get like if that's her thing, like, I don't wanna give them old clothes, you know, I get it, but of course it's Marlow, so she turns it into something way worse. I mean, I get that you only wanna give the new clothes, but at the same time, someone is calling to help your charity. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, now you're gonna shit on them, it's just so Marlow, right? She's like, I would not bring an open bag of chips to a candy cares event. Meanwhile so Marlow, right? She's like, I would not bring an open bag of chips to a candy cares event. Meanwhile, Marlow's entire business is about renting out her old clothes. Just want to remind everyone. That's true. That's a very good point. Just want to just want to just want to keep put, enter that into evidence. Thank you very much. Yeah. And maybe candy, you know, you wouldn't bring an open bag of chips, but you also wouldn't

just give them one bag and be like, bye, see you never. So. Yeah, I mean, I actually, I'm with you, I actually know what she's saying. She wants these girls to feel like really special, like someone bought them something that was for them, and I get that. But I also feel like, yeah, I think that candy is also, like why can't it be all of the above? Right, but she's still doing a good thing.

They're gonna be, because there are gonna be a lot of people who don't get the brand new clothes. So like why, like let's not like turn down these clothes that people could still really use. Yeah, I mean, I've spent a lot of time in Goodwill and Salvation on me, you know, giving my clothes. Nobody is there like, wow, you know what I want instead of brand new $100 shirts, a t-shirt,

some old guy in the trailer park war before me with nicotine stains on the front, you know? Like nobody wants that, but we still have to wear clothes. So don't shit on it. Have you been to Silver Lake? Have you been to Silver Lake? Don't shit. Well then you find a place like Silver Lake

where you're paid, you know, $100 for that T-shirt, so. So like, wow, wait, there's a stain. I'm from like a trucker on here. That is amazing. It goes so old, my mustache. I'm running a 20-story in May, soon as I can. Like, you tipping all the stains. Mine's legit, toothless.

It was bound to be. So anyway, she says she wouldn't bring an open bag of chips to a candy cares event. And so it hurts me to see Candy offering a trash bag of clothes because after knowing me 10 years, she would know that doesn't happen at my foundation. There are going, it's just so above and beyond to paint candy, I think this self-involved person who just does not know anything about her friends, which I guess it is possible, but I just feel like with every little thing,

like candy will be like, hey, do you guys want some M&Ms? Wow, after 10 years, don't you know that I prefer Skittles? Wow, candy, wow. So, Todd's like, I told you she doesn't want those hand me down. So candy's like, yeah, that's weird that she's acting like it's whack that I offer her clothes, you know, like maybe I wore stuff one time, but it's not like I'm offering

them like stained holy shit, you know. So little does she know this is gonna become a huge Marlow storyline At least it seems like it, which is gonna use this against candy. So then we go to oh, I'm sorry band go ahead No, it's a no, I was to say what you said. This is my favorite scene of the episode personally But we go to next oh, yes, this is so good. So we got a coffee shop. And Sire goes, what is a Womlet? What is that? Oh my god. And then there's the guy, the guy from Silver Lake

who did buy the shirt with the stand on it. Oh, it's like an omelet, but it's like coaching a waffle iron. Oh, it's just a Womlet. So like an omelet with a, a waffle iron man. Waffle. Well, I'm an omelet. No man. It's a warm lit man

Oh Wom flip mom flip no just warm lit This wants to call it waffle it but it sounds like a small waffle. So the woman omelette. No, man It's just an omelette, okay. It's not gendered. Is this is this one lit? Is it the lead singer George Michael? No, that's just wham I also like that the scene opened up with some tricksy going I'm from Atlanta So you know I don't play and then what's a one lit? I just love like we don't play we don't play in Atlanta. What's a one lit?

What's a one lit? What is that? So Kenya comes in like pajamas and high heel, I don't know, she looks crazy. So Sheree loves it. You know, she's like, I love a little jumpsuit and Kenya goes, what is that? She's like, a Womelit. It's a Womelit.

It came in a Womelit. But yeah, it's like an Womelit. All the stuff's on the inside, but just, big and waffle iron. It's Womelit. It's a Womelit. Yeah, it's like an omelit. All the stuff's on the inside, but just big and waffle iron. It's a Womelit. Womelit, Womelit. A woman omelit turned into waffle iron. So then? So then Kenya orders one.

Yeah, Kenya does a Womel. That's what I'm all half what she's having. You know, because you have to order when you see that someone that excited to open an omelit. Shere was, by the way, Shere was excited because when the dish came out, she was like, is that my omelet? She was like, I have never seen Shere smile and show so much excitement ever before. She was so excited for her omelet.

I didn't know she called up her daughter after she's like, Teara, you ever had a omelet before? How do omelet? Um, omelet and a waffle iron. So then, um, canya starts talking about her business. She's like, there's so much drama in my business. I had a deadline last month and I didn't do what I was supposed to do with Walmart.

I didn't get them samples because all my bottles come from China. Yeah, so basically she admits like the reason why things are behind is because she got got issues in her personal life. She just got distracted. And now because of the shipping crisis, she's been given a second deadline and she may miss that. And there's a good chance that if she doesn't turn it around, she can do everything.

And she has no team and everything's going crazy. And really all that she has in her life is this warmlet. But she keeps saying she doesn't have a team and she does everything herself, but then she keeps saying, we, so I'm not really really sure I think Kenya has a team. Don't we know they can you have I think you must have some people Yeah, so um who knows so Sherei is like yeah, that reminds me of my business. Oh your business in Walmart my business in Walmart So woman Walmart made an waffle iron. Do you know what Walmart they call waffles? Waffles.

Waffles. Not as good as. Not as good as. Not as good as Walblitz. So they start talking about Sri by Sri and Sri. And Sri is like, can you believe it? It's always been a one woman show. Yes, Shere, we can believe that.

We actually can very much believe that. Yeah. And she says that she needs a team, but she keeps getting these men who are interested in coming into business with her, and they get everything put together and everything's ready to go. And then they come up to Shere and they're like,

you know what, I like you, right? Shere. And she's like, I mean, come on. Yeah, and then they talk about how they have to bound ries and not settle. And Kenny is like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, Shre is like, huh, are you still sick? She's like, I am.

And by the way, I didn't like the things that Marlow was saying about me, saying that I was faking being sick. Marlow tried to give me a lying and faking being sick because I look better sick than her on her best day. Ha ha ha ha. She's like, she has to glue wicks on her stuff to look half as good as me and just falling out of bed.

It's like this is not the right hairstyle to be doing this diary room session in. She's wearing that like croissant braid thing plastered on the top of her head. It's like, hey, go to the other look and then do the slime, you know. So Kenya's like, I just feel like Marlowe's a double agent. One minute, she's in my face smiling and laughing. And the next minute, she says, I just, you know, I sent old eggs to her house.

Yeah. I was the clip of Marlowe getting annoyed that there was eggs in a pink carton. Yeah, I was the clip of Marlow getting annoyed that there was eggs in a pink carton. I don't like the pink ones. The next minute she is accusing me of sending old eggs. So funny. So Shari is like, well, but I was under the impression that she and Drew did a lot of this Shirei Day thing for me together. I thought they did that. And Kenyans like, Drew didn't do anything. She came over to get the stuff that I had already prepared

to take to your house. And then of course, I showed footage of Drew making cupcakes, you know, which is to be like, oh Drew did do something. Although I don't think that making cupcakes is like that strenuous of an effort, but to be fair, she did do something. Yeah.

And so Kenyans like, I just wanted to talk to you because I don't want you to think I'm not a good friend. She's like, well, thank you for clarifying that because that's not what was said about you. So now that they've told me not to like you, I didn't like you. But now that you've told me to like you, now I like you. Like what? I was array really standing strong over there.

She's not really thinking straight. She's sort of in a warmlet high. So Kenya's like, she's like, by the way, Marlow is working over time to make people think I'm a liar. I'm not a good friend. And I just don't understand why she's trying to come from me when like she's on friend probation. We just became friends again.

And I'm saying, mom, pause. Say probation. Trying to turn my wife to Ray. Sorry. My mom was turning into a, wow, let's. Yeah, let's have Cynthia, what a good friend you are. I mean, when he watched girl strip.

Oh, yeah. So then, then we see Marla's greatest hits. Yeah, no, I see why your mom won't even talk to her. Yeah, we see there's many, many clips from Othiers of Marlow just going at Kenya. So Kenya basically is like, well, it's a toxic cycle. And I don't want to be part of it anymore. And then they get this idea like, hey, let's have like a girl's lunch because we need a scene for the end of the episode.

So let's have a girls lunch where we like empower you, Sherey. So then it's like the next day and can just texting everyone to invite them to show everyone that we are a village, a village. I'm like, well, you know, a lot of shit goes down in villages. I don't know. I feel like when I think of villages, I think of pitchforks and twitches. It's never good. It's never good in a village. It really is never good. You can't show me one one movie where it starts out as a happy village and ends as a happy everyone's dead in the end. Okay. Yeah. That's what's in my mind of a village dead people. I'm exactly. I mean, hello, has to print. I don't remember she dies at the end, but she she's certainly

that's where an accessory against wrong own will. She sure does. Scarlett's scarlett accessory. The village of the dams. I mean, the village people. And well, I'm assuming. So I'm like, what happened to the village people? I'm going to be thinking about that all day. Like, they got their costume cut in a Ferris wheel. Like what happened? Like one of them got their

real estate and an ass call later. Their records sales eventually declined. I'm assuming. I mean, they're not still recording to this day. That's what I'm saying. I can't think of any other villages. Village things either, you know, village. Is there, I was like, Peppered Farm? No, that's a farm. Well, in Uber Alps, that's a good thing. I'll pass it where I grew up. We had Village Inn, which is like a diner, like a Denny's. And let me tell you, there were no walnuts there. So that's a sad ending.

There's a board game called Village. It's very fun, but guess what? It's a game about people dying. So there you go. The Villages, I'm telling you. They never had well. Villages, but, you know what? I think we've really exposed something here, about people dying. So there you go. The villages, I'm telling you, they never had well. Villages, you know what?

I think we've really exposed something here because you know what? People, you know, you drive through the countryside and you see something rustic like, oh, bon bon village. And you're like, oh, what a cute adorable village. I'm gonna get some knick knacks. It's like, no, keep driving

because nothing good happens in villages. Right. We close everything at 4 p.m. to eat tourists. Like it's never good. Yes. So then we're in Los Angeles. Candy is in her trailer practicing lines for this new piece she's doing and I don't have a lot of faith.

No. I'll just go out on a limb and say, doesn't look good. Yeah,, I was already concerned about all our cart to begin with because I don't even know what platform it's even on like I don't even know what all our card is, but Maybe you have to watch it all a cart But you were yeah, which scene would you like to see? You're paying ten cents, but you would you like to watch the clip here seeing waitress scene because that's ten cents? If you want you can get a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top of it so that way you have ala card ala mode

In this village like I hate the way there's three television and villages You can't leave the village until you watch I like art. So then Marlow is making a pot roast with some guy in like a Louis Vuitton hat. And Drew goes to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. No, no, no. No, okay. Marlow's, I don't know what this is that she's making.

It looked sad, but a lot of times, braises look a little sad when they first come out. So I'm not gonna hold that against her, but she's making this, she's making some sort of braise. There's a lot of liquid, looks like a pot roast in this big disposable foil pan. And it's only a small piece of meat. So it's not like she's about to make this big braise

and bring it to something. Marlowe, you're sitting here talking about how you want to give the very best to these girls You talk about luxury brands luxury to set and you got the cheap tin foil Pan from there you how to bury you what do you use a big fool? I'm a gardener. Oh, yeah, no, I have no I'm not saying listen I'm not against those pants I'm saying for Marlo the way that Marlo talks and then she's got the the the flimsy tinfoil thingy

No, I say no. I use them all the time. Thank you Dollar Tree. Okay, cuz I use this things all the time for every meal Because you know what's hard cleaning things. Okay, that's when temporary things are okay. So then Drew is going to five church restaurant and basically it's the girls lunch or whatever. So everyone kind of comes in all a cart if you will, peace, butt, peace. Like disposable pans. Here one minute gone another. Yeah they come to a restaurant where you have to clean the pans after you use them. And Sonia and Drew are first and they just kind of look at each other like, I hate you. I hate you more. I have four-limit gold medals. I've lost 85 pounds in the past two minutes that I've

been sitting here talking to you. So I was like, are we hugging? And you're like, we can always hug honey. Good vibes and positive energy. We can always hug. So they are continuing their like fake friendship. And Marlow shows up and she's like emotional because her sister is going through so a whole bunch of shit because her sister is in jail still, and every time her sister is up for being released

or parol or whatever, it's always an issue because she has mental health issues that are not being dealt with. And now she's finally found a judge that wants to help her and put her into inpatient, an inpatient facility. But the issue is that the sister is not agreeing to it because she's not sort of seeing clearly. Well, she wants to come to outpatient, right? Because if she can go to outpatient,

that means she gets out basically for a day a week to go to her treatments or whatever. And the judge is like, no, you need more than that. You have to do inpatient. And so the sister's not going to do it. And she says she's gonna take this traffic citation. Marlowe says it's a traffic citation that she's in for now and she's gonna take it to trial and all of this and I'm like oh god this sounds like hell to deal with. Yeah it sounds like that sounds like a lot and so she's gonna have her her nephews are gonna come by and they're gonna call the sister later and hopefully talk some sense into the sister into taking this this opportunity to go to inpatient instead of going all the way to trial where she will most likely lose. Right. Yeah, so that's pretty rough and um she let's see so then Kenya comes and like an obvious wig, you know, can you come to like a party city wig or whatever.

And like a weird like like a blazer, she looks very, she's definitely doing kind of like, ladies who lunch looks lately, you know. Yeah, so Marlowe's like, you look good, you feel better Kenya? Kenya's like, no. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! So don't get close to me. I'm still sick. So they order drinks, Shre join, they order drinks, they toast to Shre and they're like, well, there's one person who's not here, Candy. And then we go over to Paramount Studios

where Candy's shooting a scene for Alacart. And it's like a scene where there, like Candies in a club dressed kind of crazy, like sort of dominating tricks, sort of not, you know, classic lawyer and like there's another girl and Candies like trying to hit on her. Yeah, that's funny that you say, my character is a lawyer

because the scene they show of her running line, she's like, you should get your clip here. I shoot who's with my, would she say? I didn't write it down, but I was cracking up. I was like, yeah, it was something like my tongue. And listen, lawyers can, listen, lawyers are allowed to be, they're allowed to get their freak on and they're allowed to.

Of course. The wild out and be crazy, but I just didn't believe, I didn't believe Candy's character in that moment, though, that being said, I did not believe Candy's character in that moment though. That being said, I did not believe Candy's character. Listen, if your show's all a cart, here's what I wanna hear. I wanna potato and only a potato.

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I'm very busy over here. I'm Googling OliveArt TV show. It's now streaming on the All Black network. Documentaries and the best in black and film TV. Oh, I did not. Oh, I think we can watch it now. It's got a four star over on IMDB. Well, let's check it out.

OK, so. Well, that's good to know. So now we go back to the lunch and Marlow starts talking about how Candy tried to donate the clothes and you know, like how she didn't want them. And Candy is like, Marlow, you are too much. I grew up on hand me downs. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

and Marlow's like, yeah, well, you know, I grew up with used toys and clothes and I just don't want to do that for my girls And Ken is like, but you're putting the wrong message, you're putting the worth in the clothes Which I do actually think that Kenya has a point there, but I feel like coming from these women who are like always wearing designer clothes Like if they're going to like that foot of their driveway to pick up the newspaper I think that it seems a little hypocritical. Yeah, and to, like, the foot of their driveway to pick up the newspaper, I think that it seems a little hypocritical. Yeah, and Marlowe's like, well, I go picked on every day

because of my clothes, and Kenia's like, who else didn't get picked on? Don't vilify someone, because the giving part of what they're doing is not good enough for you. You did the same thing to me, with Shiree at the party. I'm like, okay, so there's Kenia. Yeah, good person Kenia, turning it back to herself. I'm like, okay, so there's Kenya. So they're being good person Kenya, turning it back to herself.

I'm like, wow, can we talk about the foster children for five seconds without a kid that year? Kenya is so good at that. She's so good at it. In a way that Drew is not, you know? And so Marlo is like, well, I was worried about you being there. Kenya goes, that's not being a friend.

Do you accuse me of being a liar about being sick? Because I had to make up on my face I'm not like I'm a country Southern girl. I listen I come over and I lay on your bed. That's what I do I grew up with the pink box of eggs. I just don't want that for my girl And Kenny is like wait you where is someone who pretends to be someone's friend, but then isn't She's like what cuz, wait, you wear someone who pretends to be someone's friend, but then isn't. She's like, what? Cause that don't kiss your house. And she's like, no, because you talk by my back.

And then they start doing the talking over fighting where they just talking walls. And then, um, and Marlick goes, because you just said you were sick today because you know what, your contradictions are, are very off Marlick. Your contradictions are off. And Marlick goes, your wig is off. And can I go, yes, because I tried to get here. It's a mess. It's a goddamn mess.

So, she can't even have another wig argument with Marlowe, you know? She's like, I don't have it in me to have another wig argument. But I did like that. She goes, it's not landing Marlowe. It's not landing. This is slander in its way up. Flander!

You just, Eric, it just drives by end a three wheeler. One of those three wheelers. Slander. Slambe. It's one of those bike bars. It's like a bar, but you have to bicycle ride it. Oh, yeah. It's a gold medal. Flambe.

She's just going by making laps around this restaurant now. Womla, Womla. Womla. So, uh, anyway, some Marla saying that she, uh, suddenly, also, I guess this means that Marla lost the fight because suddenly she's like, listen, I mean, can you know the thing is, there's no, we're like friends. And so like I said, I just want you to be there, but we're like friends at the end of the day

because we're like friends. But Candy, Candy, I mean, it's more, I need more action from Candy. So she just pivots away. She's like, I don't want to argue about this anymore. I just want, let's talk, let's talk to you about Candy now. Yeah. And Syria's like, well, I've known Candy a long time and I don't think she's been a friend to me lately. I mean, she you about Candy now. Yeah. And Sarasak, well, I've known Candy a long time,

and I don't think she's been a friend to me lately. I mean, she knew about Tyrone. She didn't reach out to me about Tyrone. Is that the type of friendship that you guys want? And Drew goes, you know I don't. You know I don't. Why? Shut up, Drew.

Shut up, Drew. Yeah, and then Sarasak's something. I couldn't follow this logic. She said something that because Candy didn't come and talk to her about Tyrone, that's still spreading a rumor. Like somehow Candy's inaction. Because she talked about the stuff with the other girls, remember, and Shereya's like, well, you were talking about it with them.

Why weren't you talking about it with me? And Candy's like, you're right, I'm sorry. And she apologized. So she's talking about it with them. Why weren't you talking about it with me? And Candy's like, you're right, I'm sorry. And she apologized. So she's talking about whatever that was. And so Sonia's like, well, I mean, when I heard about it, I just didn't know how to handle it because I didn't know if I should wait for you to bring it up, which I think is the most sensible answer, right?

Yeah. Like you don't know if you're supposed to call somebody like, I just say your picture all over the internet being dumped in a fur coat and the cold drinking something that was definitely not a lemon martini. So I didn't see any cucumbers. I didn't see any cucumbers in that drink. So it's a hasani. It's like, yeah, that's what she says. And she's like, and by the way, when you two came to my dinner and you were talking about the mom and Asian shoe,

cause yeah, we're gonna bring it back to me now. I felt bad that I didn't invite you guys. So I wanna make it up to you guys. And tomorrow I was like, oh, I like makeups. I like makeups, go on. And Drew goes, well, and what about the invited then uninvited guest. So I'm just like, no, we still got issues girl.

No, you don't get anything. Yeah, so Drew's like, this isn't for me. This isn't for me. I'm asking up like anyone's gonna stand out for her. They're like, who cares? What's the surprise? You know? Yeah. So she says she has brand partners and Nike maybe. That's what I thought too. I wrote it down, but I wasn't sure. And it makes sense because they're going to Portland. So she has to fly out to do something with Nike. Okay. Sonia is really good. I mean, I have to give her credit for being such a good housewife already.

I mean, it's season one and she has dominated all of these events. It's like, okay, here's another. Now here's a trip that centered around me. And I can still not include people I don't like. You know? It's pretty good. It's pretty sneaky. Yeah, and also by the way,

she's partnered with Nike. I mean, it's just so funny. She is really dealing on a level so much higher than some of them and especially Drew. And that's what's so funny to me that Drew is trying to be like, oh, you're a cloud chaser. She's going to Portland for Nike. It's not going, she's not going there for like,

I don't even know what Drew would go for, but like the fact that she would say that she's cloud chasing is hilarious to me. So Drew's like, well, wait, you already invited me to that too. And she goes, no, I did not invite you Drew. She goes, yes, you did. You already invited me to that. I mean, how can you be friends with someone who invites you places

and then I invite you places? And she's like, Drew, you're making me crazy. Drew, I don't like when you talk over me, Drew. And then you say, I don't pay my bills. Yeah. And then she's like, you know, I really want to build a German friendship with you, Drew, but you brought the whole thing about like not me not paying the artist and everything. I pay my bills. Okay, and I'm trying to hold together, but this is not cool. And she was like, well, what you're not going to do is go from zero to 2000. You're unstable.

You're unstable. I'm like, okay, thanks Ralph. Thanks, thanks for the gaslighting tips Ralph. Yeah, it takes two. So can you start pulling her chair over away from Sonia? And Sonia's just, they're basically just over talking You just an over talking fight and Sonia's like you need to stop being funny, bro And you're like you're the funny here and Sonia's like I'm Sonia. I'm nothing but myself

Sonia. Yeah, and Drew's like you don't need you don't you don't take no advice from me always be true or something like that I don't know and then Ken me, always be true or something like that. I don't know. And then Ken is like, you're nipples showing. So then, but they're my new nipples. And that's why they're showing my new nipples.

Goodbye, everybody. And so Drew walks out, you know, screaming about her new nipples. And then Sonia's like, she is wack. What is wrong with that girl? And she's like, I don't even know if I want to get to a better place with that girl, you know? I'm not sure if it's all the gas lighting by Ralph or what,

but she needs to learn how to communicate. Maybe it's the gas lighting by Ralph, not sure. So Marla goes, we'll look on the bright side, we're all getting to know each other. So then like downstairs Drew is talking to Kenya. And she's like, I don't know how we're all about, like we're all supposed to be like getting food and like sharing some food and all this

and then all of a sudden she's like, and Kenya's like, well, I'll tell you why because I'm watching, you cut her off and you wouldn't let her finish. Kenya, did you just watch your own discussion with Marlo? That is how Kenya argues with everybody. She just blas over them, you know? Yeah.

So, although she's right, and this is she's also correct in this situation. So Drew's like, but I thought I was listening well, and she's like, no, that's when she started fusing. And she's like, well, then that's a her problem. So feel better. Let me know if you need something. And she goes, well, maybe we can get it together. She's like, not today and maybe not tomorrow. Yeah. So then we have Marlo calling her sister, which we see her make the call, but then it kind of just like fades out. And then we see the aftermath,

which is basically Marlo crying. And she says that her sister just was like not receptive and was accusing them all of like coming against her. And she like threw a chair at the monitor, wouldn't come back to speak to them. which was not receptive and was accusing them all of coming against her and she threw a chair at the monitor, wouldn't come back to speak to them. She obviously refused everything and it was really sad because I felt bad for her sons that saw that. That's a very scary thing for kids to see of their mom.

I felt really, really bad. It was a noble thing that Marl was trying to do, but I worry that it may have actually done a little bit more harm. So and that's kind of like where and then she'd like hugs them and and yeah, I handed that. And sad endings on housewives. So like I don't know where and sadly, I know, but I'm gonna be like, and let's have a sad ending. I think the editors know that because they're like next time and drop it with Drew, Drew tries to do a push-up and can't

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