Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Dissenter Square

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

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that's too grand yeah well i think it would be a good time because the headlines are so grandma that i was like well i wouldn't runny oh my god it would be a hundred thousand a hundred thousand people who died from coronavirus on the new york times front page 100,000 people who died from coronavirus on the New York Times front page, the Lady in Central Park,

and now the police officer is in Minnesota. I just am like, this week is terrible. So that's why I woke up and I made myself pancakes. I was like, I need some carbs. Yes, I went from having a skin blanket of my skin to this quarantine skin igloo Then I'm now just dragging around with me like a snail in my own body just carrying around a fucking igloo But anyway, I watched a Joker and his he's kind of you know, kind of he's mentally disturbed obviously and

His thing is he can't stop laughing like no matter how bad things get he's like And Sometimes I wonder, that's basically what's happening to me. You know, so, yes. I guess we'll see. Just laugh to you, just laugh to you, sob. Well, I'll tell you something.

You know, I always joke about how I'm getting Karen here in quarantine, but I actually discovered something really amazing with my hair last night, which is that if I brush it against the part, because it's, I brush it to my right side, normally. But if I brush it to the left instead, it gets this bizarre volume and shape that is official Karen here. And I think I'm going to do it on our crap and on demand to really show people how you

can have instant Karen here. It's kind of amazing. So that's where I'm finding joy. Oh my gosh. I don't know that now is the time to really revel in the Karen here. It's kind of amazing. So that's where I'm finding joy. Oh my gosh. I don't know that now it's a time to really revel in the Karen here. No, it's not that I'm it's not that I'm reveling in it. I'm reveling in the fact that I can get Karen here. Yeah, I know. It just like turns into a major match. It's just a week of killer Karen's the sweet. Killer Karen's from Matterspace. Seriously. Killer Karenons from Central Park.

Fucking cheese the news. I can't. I can't even. We're not going to go into it. Now we're going to talk about this episode. Real housewives of the land. By the way, I just realized I was like, because the headlines were so bad,

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there eating my pancakes this morning looking at that little sign and it just made me so so happy. It's a fancy public service announcement. Yeah, I need to get get a little isolate shirt. Got people need to hear it around my neighborhood. Geez. Okay, so here we are over in Real Housewives of Atlanta. Tom, final reunion, they brought in Yovanna. The big guns, the big guns, Yovanna. Let's save this reunion by bringing in that bitch from Clark. That's right. So we're back at the big cliffhanger, which is,

where's Leanie? Where's Leanie go? Where's Leanie? Mayday down, mayday down. And Marlowe's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh,

he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, oh, he's like, oh, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, oh, he's like, oh, he's like, oh. He's like kind of off to the side. He just his eyes are really wide And I mean he just looks confused and sad. I think he's reading Twitter sponge bat. Yeah

Yeah, he prop alas So Eva. Yeah, so this is oh nini is gone But oddly enough, she didn't really turn off her computer. She just sort of like mostly closed it If she didn't even close it all the way. So we just have this, the entire hour, we just have this close up of some of her notes for her spontaneous impromptu reads that weren't so impromptu.

So you know, so then Eva starts going on this whole thing of like when it gets hot in the kitchen, you have to move to another room. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And can you see she tries to really nail. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And Ken, of course. She tries to really nail that thing, but never quite gets it. She's like, well, when the heat gets hot,

it's time to go to a room that's not in the kitchen. It's hot, but it's too hot. Too bad we'll have Central A C in your room in your kitchen because now it's hot, because it's hot in the kitchen, and you're a little overheated. Boom. Yeah, she never quite gets that.

And then Ken, you go, yeah, well, when you keep starting fires, there's going to be heat. Which means that it'll be hot in the kitchen. So you'll have to move to a different room that hopefully will be a lower temperature, ideally a room that's farther away in the house. Boom. And Andy goes, has anybody just been cut out of a reunion? Like, can we just cut her out already? This is ridiculous. And of course, he's like, well, actually, one time I did only one segment and then I was gone. Yeah. And he's like, no, you were

sent home. Yeah. We get a clip of Andy kicking her off and being like, yeah, I think you need to go home and take care of yourself. I would go home to take care of myself, but I'm already at home with my baby, which I have. That's a big thing. So then maybe, maybe, maybe it won't be using my baby this episode at all. So, um, so he's like, all right, well, let's get back to that. The clip package of Kenya being an awful friend to Cynthia. We're all lit.

Yeah. So we see this whole clip again. Can you saying that, you know, now Cynthia has attached herself to Eva and, you know, she's always just going to ret, switching friends up and all of this. And then I forgot some of this. Like, can you say, let the man propose when he's ready. I was like, didn't you have your eggs frozen on like the second date? Could you please, yeah. You hit the crit.

So, um, so Andy's basically asking Cynthia, like, um, do you, don't you, do you think that Cynthia, do you think that Keny was trying to ruin your proposal? And she's like, oh, child, I didn't think Keny was trying to ruin the proposal at the time, but watching it back and seeing that she was blatantly trying to ruin the proposal. I would say, yes, I actually do think she was trying to ruin the proposal Look at And Adios Kenya. He's like well, it did a few reviewers that you try to ruin the proposal And she's like well look obviously I've been told about the proposal every day

So I didn't think it was a big deal Andy. I would never ever ruin someone's engagement Never ever I didn't think it was a big deal, Andy. I would never, ever ruin someone's engagement. Never, ever, never, Andy. I would especially never ruin the engagement of a friend of mine who seems to be a little bit more of a star of this show at that point of the season than I was. I would never do that. Yeah.

And he's like, yeah, and when you brought the cookie lady, you had no problem throwing Cynthia under the bus and saying that it was her fault. So, why are you so comfortable doing so? I was like, ooh, look at Andy getting off. Gonna go on television. Yeah. Andy was going after Kenya.

Since Nini was gone, I mean, it's so, Andy is so blatant when he plays favorites and people got really mad when Andy played favorites with Bethany during that famous reunion with Bethany and Carol dressed like Tutsi. And so people got so mad including Carol at Andy. But no one has, and of course, let's not even mention the below deck, reunion. But like this, this reunion episode, I feel like, really goes down in terms of favoritism for Mandy about like, when he goes after Kenya. Really, really hard this hour.

So Kenya basically is like, well, I felt like my friend Cynthia should have told me about the conversation she and Tanya had in Toronto. And she'd have also disclosed that she met the Tukuki Lady first and also invited her to Cookie's Brooklyn's party. Ha! Yeah, and I think Kenya has a point with that one

because we see the clip of them at Cookie Ladies Place and Cynthia being like, oh you're just so beautiful, you know, and then Kenya goes, you know I love a natural beauty. And she's like, so why don't you come to the baby shower because Kenya loves natural beauties. So come on, come on, come on, in front of the party. By the way, like just scathing indictment for how superficial Cynthia is. She literally says, you're so pretty, you should come to Brooklyn's party.

Oh, so based on her prettiness, she should come to this important life event for basically someone that no one knows who this cookie lady is, cookie lady doesn't really know who Kenya is, or Brooklyn, but because she's so pretty, she earns a spot at the table. Yeah, and Kenya's like, well, I don't see the difference between her inviting her to the shower

and me inviting her to a lunch, which I mean, look, I'm sorry, but of course there's a difference. I mean, yes, it still would have been a confrontation from this lady either way, but they had like a makeup lunch planned where they were all supposed to sit there and make up and kid you had like a big thing. What I can, yeah. But fortunately.

I think it's also messy here. She's so messy. And the way she's trying to describe it She's like, listen, when I met the cookie lady and she volunteered all this information. I thought, wow You're like a real open mic right now available in bookstores this fall I thought you know what you're telling us all this stuff. Why tell me just come to Brooklyn's party and tell Tania face to face I'm like so you're you're just like You she's she's almost make it sound like this, like perfectly benign thing to you,

forson, forson, a confrontation at a baby shower. And it's so funny because wasn't Kenya's whole thing like, not in my baby shower. Like, didn't she have a real protective vibe over that party anyway? And here Cynthia talking about how she was just gonna, you know, you know, engineer some some sort of face to face confrontation. And Cynthia's like, well, I thought it was just going to be a fun cakey Andy. I did not know this woman was going to be on the show. It's like you were being filmed. And you

asked her to a thing that was being filmed. And Candy's like, I love you, but what you did was worse. Cynthia. And then Candy's like, yeah, you said tell her on camera. I mean, that seems worse because then you're trying to get her ambushed Cynthia. Yeah. And then, uh, candy's like, yeah, you said tell her on camera. I mean, that seems worse because then you're trying to get her ambushed at this party. And then everyone starts talking at the same time. And Cynthia's big defense is, well, how do you know that I wouldn't have called and told Tanya she was going to be there? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. How would you, how do you know that I wouldn't have been even more messy than I already would have been theoretically? Yeah. How, how do you know that I wouldn't have been even more messy than I already would have been theoretically?

Yeah. How do you know that I wouldn't have been as too faced as I've always been? How do I not have the chance, you know? Yeah, it was such a strange defense. And then, and Candy's like, well, did you call until any of that she was coming and Cynthia's like, basically no. And Cynthia does have finely planned and a little bit of a better defense and Cynthia's like, basically no. And Cynthia does have finely planned and a little bit of a better defense,

which is like, listen, if I have a problem with you and I bring a woman to confront you, that's one thing. But if I don't have a, if we're cool, but I bring a woman, like I'm not trying to expose Tanya, I'm just trying to be like,

you two talk about it, which is a little different. There is a subtlety there, which is like bring someone to basically be your cannon fodder and also take the shrapnel which is basically what Kenya did. Well meanwhile porcise up in the corner going well looking at the two people had a loaded gun and on the one gun went off but then the other gun didn't go off but there were still two guns that were loaded and he was like it's hot the kitchen's hot. Some meat that were playing throwers.

Play throwers, what are you? He hit his own in Psychon. So then, so then Cynthia pulls a Neenie and she's like, next, Andy, move on, move on. Now what else? Yeah, it was weird seeing Cindy get so mad, Cindy. Cynthia, it was weird.

Cindy Snow was there. Forgotten sister from three company. Sorry, Cynthia. It was weird seeing Cynthia get so ruffled. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, so then now I know you're fired. I know you're fired. Ruffled.

So I think I'm from you what we needed. Okay, you're fired. Bye now. Yeah, you're fired. So, so then Andy started asking Kenya about her jokes We certainly got from you what we needed. Okay, you're fired. Bye now. Yeah, you're fired. So So then Andy starts asking Kenya about her jokes about the one like basically Cynthia's like it's like well You said that Cynthia's basically a wine retailer, but all your questions were be were asked were questions that you'd ask a small You so what's up with that? Why are you being an undermod or a kid? So I agree with the viewers, Andy.

I am a natural beauty. Thank you. Yeah, she basically says, well, it was a roast. It was a kiki at first, but at some point, I should have just taken the cues of her being uncomfortable and just stopped. But I stand by the fact that I wasn't coming for her business. I was just trying to make her be more uncomfortable with the fact that she knew nothing about her business

and we were a hundred feet in the air. Thank you. I am a natural beauty. So then the next question is Cynthia, every season, you seem to be kind of upset about something Kenya's done. So why is he so friends with her and why is he need you a problem? She's like, well, Kenya says, well, she's not a yes man, Andy. She calls me out, but she doesn't embarrass me because I told her not to. And she said, yes. She will calm me out.

And she doesn't try to embarrass me in front of a lot of other people. You know, yeah, but like what sort of friendship do you really have? I mean, if you had to rank it, would you say it's like me with Sarah Justice Parker? Oh, would you say it's more like me with Mark and Swellos? And where does Lady Gaga's love of me fall in this whole scheme of things? So he's like, you hold Kenya to a different stand. You hold NeNe to a different standard than Kenya. And Cynthia's basically like, no, Kenya does bad ship, but then she says, sorry, and Mimi does never say sorry. And I think that's a pretty good point. The Andy just looks so confused by the answer. Which I love.

Andy is just always confused. Like, really? Yeah. What? He's confused. But also, it's like, Cynthia, maybe you shouldn't be friends with either one of them considering that they both seem to do things wrong on a consistent basis. Okay, it's not the best but I would have to say that Nini is the more toxic of the two even though Kedi is the I don't know what's the Machiavellian I would say I don't think Nini is smart enough to be Machiavellian but I think I think Kenya is. Yeah well Marla is like well would you still be friends with Nene if Kenya wasn't here? And Cynthia's like no. And so Marla just keeps going back to her phone to wait for her next order.

All right. Benita from New York has this question. Kenya and Nene are the same. They both have issues with their mob. They both can't take accountability. They both aren't friends with Sarah Jessica Parker the way I am. And neither knows how to be a real friend. So Cynthia, maybe you're just attracted to toxic people.

We can also throw a peter in that mix, Will, and probably open Mike. What do you think? So I, well, if mainly didn't have a good side tour, I wouldn't want to be around her. And if Kenya didn't have a good side tour, I wouldn't want to be around her. And Mike Chille has had lots of sides, and I definitely want to be around her and if Kennedy didn't have a good side to her I wouldn't want to be around her and Mike chill has had lots of sides and I definitely want to be around here. Open

Mike thank you. I also like to serve a lot of sides I'm like kitchen island so nice place to put out with this. Kitchen Islanders and kitchen's which can be hot sometimes. Okay but okay it's getting hot in here So take off all your Zoom recording equipment. So we got a commercial. We're mad. And we get a closeup of Neenie's notes. And Andy's like, so then he wouldn't even talk to Neenie. And he says, no, but I saw Instagram, Andy.

And it is spicy like something hot in the kitchen. Yovanna said she's ready to clear the air. And then one minute after that posted, Neenie ghosted us. Yeah. Yovanna said she's ready to clear the air. And then one minute after that posted, Neenie ghosted us. Yeah, Yovanna was, and we see like a, like this, this IG post where Yovanna, I don't remember really where she's standing, but my memory of it is that she's standing by a window with like Venetian blinds or something like that.

Like, but I'll glammed up like, I'm gonna tell all the, all the, spill all the tea next to my Venetian blinds. Yeah, see it's like in her homemade telenovela commercial, like kind of dancing around and like a really glowy filter. It just is funny to me of like the idea of like someone all glammed up, but next to something very mundane and like ordinary like Venetian blinds. And also, asterisk, there's no, I have not yet gone back to verify whether or not there were Venetian blinds. And also, asterisk, there's no,

I have not yet gone back to verify whether or not there were Venetian blinds. Just in my mind, there were and it seems to fit. So Andy's like, Phil had thought she was friends with you, but I'm so confused. And even it's like, yeah, the only one that hated her was me.

Oh, so Andy says, oh, go ahead, go ahead. He then starts filling with his earpiece. He's acting like he's Diane, so you're getting breaking news Andy says, oh, go ahead, go ahead. He then starts filling with his ear, PC's acting like he's dying, so you're getting breaking news on the, like, all right, we got something here, all right. Okay, love connection has been canceled. All right, then we know that. All right, what else?

Yeah, there is another photo of me on the internet just looking straight ahead the camera going, hey, all right, what else? Uh, yeah, there is another photo of me on the internet just looking straight ahead the camera going, hey! Alright, what else? Okay, um, we're in two different shoes today. Okay, got it. Alright, well, she did, Neenie did tell one of the producers that we need to put respect on her name and she's not, she's gonna just leave the laptop on her porch.

Okay, well, got it. So anyway, I'm gonna put some respect on your electronics. Who just leaves a laptop on her porch okay well got it so anyway i put some respect on your electronics who just leaves a laptop on a porch that's ridiculous that's expensive you don't leave them out there in the elements unattended unclosed to still on the low yeah no respect for battery life i'll tell you that much

also uh... when nini said when when Andy said that Nini wants respect on her name, Eve, it goes, yes, Birdman, which I don't know. In my mind, I was like, is she making reference to the movie Birdman or is she making reference to like the rapper or somebody else? This was a moment where the cultural reference sort of went over me, but I chose the Birdman, the movie option, which I thought was funny to think of like Nene thinking that maybe she was Michael Keaton deserving respect. And then like, I just got him voicemail from Nene, let's play it. Okay, Birdman, all right. There could have gone in many different ways, and I think that chose the most bizarre one.

So, Nini and Kenya were friends years ago, but this year the SPET almost hit the FET with lag. So, we get a montage of Nini and Kenya fighting and definitely the montage was more skewed to making Nini and Kenya fighting. And definitely the montage was more skewed to making Nini look better. It was very much, Nini trying to be apologetic, Nini trying to reach out and Kenya, just shutting her down, which admittedly that did happen, but it also seemed like Nini was coming

from purely a good place. And... They're so foolish shit on this show. Like, you're really, did we just forget everything that happened? They're, they all fight for Nini. Like, well, Nini did say sorry on that trip. Yeah.

Like two seconds after telling everybody, you guys said, okay, don't come after Nini or don't come after Kenya about her divorce because she's really upset about it. And Nini's like, well, it's her turn now. Your turn. Blah, blah, stop pretending this is all real. So Andy is like, so what's the core issue of this, of this fight? I'm like, Andy, you're the one with all the footage. So why don't you make a montage?

Because honestly, I can't remember. And no one really can either. But Kenya, by the way, Kenya is not off the hook either. Because she also has such a, but she has such a bullshit retelling of the past, but I find her bullshit hilarious because it's like a soap opera. It's like this ridiculous like self-serving thing where she's like, well, it goes back several years.

I tried to be very supportive of her as a friend and I said she was an asset to the show and I never got anything in return. She's never been a loyal friend to me and you know, she was just befriending me just as she could have an ally. I'm like, okay, you were awful to you, Ken. You know, let's not forget that. Don't act like you were a martyr in this situation.

Yeah. And Andy says, well, even though the worst, I will say this for Neenie. In the worst of times, she's advocated for you to be on the show because she thought it would be good for the show. So you know what, I will give that oooh Neenie just pressed the remote control, which made the ball in my butt buzz. That was fun. I did that right. Yeah, I'm so glad that Neenie advocated for Kenya to be on the show as if like this was a novel idea exclusive to Neb Lee. Like guess what? Like all of the audience advocated for Kenya to come back.

We all saw what happened last season when she was not. It was terrible. Okay, this is not like, well, we didn't really know what direction to go with the show and who to bring back. I mean, I don't know. We were thinking about the Sean Snow because she was pretty magnetic. And then Neney had this brilliant idea. Whoa, if we brought back Kenya.

It's like, come on, Andy. Oh, yeah. So Kenya's like, well, that's interesting, because she didn't even want me on the show initially. And she's incredibly threatened by my presence, Andy. Yeah. Yes, she's always so bothered by me. And she's been bothered and stays bothered.

So no one can really remember where their feud started. I think it started when Kenya became popular, and you need to realize that basically someone else could be as popular as she is. And I know Ronnie Euhater, but like the truth is, Kenya is kind of like, you know, she's kind of, I think that like of the big personalities on the show, it's always gonna be between Kenya and Nene.

And I mean, you could make an argument for Candy, but Candy's still not really at that. I don't think she's at the level of Nene and Kenya in terms of the Eagles. The two big Eagles on the show. Yeah, because Candy's in ego, but she actually works and stuff. She's not. I don't think Candy's an asshole. Candy's just, you know, like she can handle being around the assholes, but I mean, I think Candy's a nice girl. I like her. Yeah, I love him.

As far as monsters, Kenya's. Well, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you know, it's like the two that yell the loudest, you know, I don't know that that's necessarily necessary, especially after Kenya was gone for that season, the season sucked, but now Kenya's back and the season's still sucked. So I think a very important point has been proven. Yeah, I mean, I think that it's just like, it's just if you're going to think of real house as

Atlanta, you're probably the first person you're probably going to think of is either going to be Neenie or Kenya. And for a long time, it was only Neenie. Maybe there may have been like a early on, Shirei actually could have had a claim at that, Kim's ulceria could have, but Nini really. And Kenny came along and Nini got threatened and that to me is the genus that is the that. Lots went out in Georgia. And that is when King King Neibur! I don't know why I'm suddenly becoming so academic about the history of this stupid

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to you during your high-risk pregnancy But did you ever reach out to her doing Greg's cancer? Marlos just over there going no And Kenny goes who said no I have the text and the missed calls to prove it and I did and He's like, but she tried to talk to you at that bowling event and in Greece I mean, Nanny was just being so nice She tried to talk to you at that bowling event and increase. I mean, Nanny was just being so nice. Remember when she showed up two hours late to your bowling event that she wasn't invited to in the first place and then got

really snottied in front of your husband and back. I mean, go on, you just try to be an ass lady. Come on. And Ken is like, yeah, but like I know all that was fake because of our history and I can see fake a mile away. I mean, why why should I accept an olive branch when it's covered in poison ivy Like did you write that down? No, Andy. I just read it off the open computer at Mimi's house. It's still written down there He goes but she texted you and then you just ignored her. She's like she was blocked Andy And so then Andy keeps on with his. Neenie was coming from a genuine place, increase.

Yeah. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. So, it kind of like- Yeah, just like from a genuine place, she was so nice. I mean, look, you can see the tears almost in her eyes. Wow, she's so friendly. And then you were so mean to her, little defenseless Neenie.

Yeah, and Kenie was like, oh please, you saw her pick a fight with me the second she could and kick me while I was down. Like, give me a break. And she's like pested Andy at this point, which is really funny. Because she's still clueless. He's just like, well, so then he's like, well, I've spoken to Nini now. And Nini says that she did not spit. And what happens live, you said that she did spit ladies, did she spit or did she not spit and what's it happens live? You said that she did spit ladies. Did she spit or did she not spit? And he was like, no, Andy, that is not true,

Andy, that is not true. I never said she spit on me. I said she hocked up spit and motioned like she was going to spit on me, Andy. And she did lunch at me and she threw food at me. So where are we even having this discussion, Andy? This is disgusting. Peanot, she threw a peanut. And she's's like she threw food at me. She threw food. She shoved molecules in my face

And candy is like well listen if she spit it if she tried spitting food to anyone else it would have been on You know yeah, so then so but then candy. Why did you get into Nini's personal space? The candy's baby shower those are personal space that's private to her and she's such a genuine person and genuine people need their personal space Yeah, and Kenya's just not having it. She's like well good question because that's not what happened and anyone who was there and Those people are here right now Andy knows that that didn't happen It was just edited to look that way because I was having an active conversation with Shamiya and then Porsche jumps in. It's like, come here, don't speak for me. And she's like, well, I wasn't even thinking about Neenie. I'm not some animal, Andy. I'm not uncouth. Yeah. And even actually, Defender, even as like she was trying to get away from the argument,

some would say there was heat and she was trying to get out from the argument, some would say there was heat and she was trying to get out of the kitchen. Know what I'm saying? Know what I'm saying? Andy, she was basically an ovenman and there was smoke coming out of an oven. And so she thought, why don't I just stop smoke from coming out of the oven, which is why she was taking out fire logs from the living room with her ovenman, Andy. It's mild in the kitchen.

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And Kenya was just such a monster to her for no reason. Like she was just coming after her for no reason and that really embodies Kenya. Can you just such an asshole? And I think she's right in most of this line of questioning but at one point she's like where's the outrage from everyone else? You want to be outraged about the cookie lady? Well be outraged at someone tried to spit on me. Why are we talking about that?

It's like okay but the cookie lady is still in play here like she thinks can be wrong at one time you know exactly. So Portia's like well I saw what I saw and by the way after that Shamia texted me and she apologized about staff and can just like oh god now it's about that she like, you're not going to shush me up. I've listened to your square for 45 minutes. You just had a full color purple, mouth out of my bitch. I love how in this episode, it really felt about like they kept on like referring to everyone as squares or get like get back in your box. So I listen to that square. And Kenny is like, well, now she's calling me a bitch again. Now look, look, she's calling me a bitch again. Yeah, and then it's like coming up next and Kenny's like,

bitch. Yeah, I'm going to get everyone to bitch. And of course, of course, it's like, like you've left the show, you left the show, I never left, I never left. I was the motive for one season, but I never left on my own accord, okay? Yeah, she's like, and I still had more scenes than you.

Okay, yeah, she's like, and I still had more scenes than you So yeah, so basically Porsche Porsche basically thinks that Kenya walked over to Shumya to provoke Neenie and I'm so yeah, cuz I'm so brilliant and Tanya goes well no one said brilliant Tanya on to but then basically Porsche Marlots are accusing Kenya of producing, which I'm assuming meant producing her scenes, etc. and content and trying to not being herself trying to make stuff for TV. Yes. And she's like, you've been producing since before we got pregnant. And Kenya goes, you've seen better. And she says, I'm not better. I'm better. Get that straight, bitch. And Kenny goes you seem better and she says I'm not better. I'm better get that straight bitch

So then Andy's like well everybody's yelling and screaming here's my baby Which I have I have a baby come here baby come here little baby Hey, I've got a baby this look. It's this is a way for me to quiet all you ladies up and also remind everyone I got a baby Daniel's like kids are off limits. He's cute little baby. So then we go over to this season. There was a secret recording on everyone's lips, even though it didn't hit their ears. It's called snake gate.

And snake gate does not have a baby like me, so let's please welcome that bitch, Yovanna. Hey, wait a second, is it okay if I call you that bitch Yovanna, I just realized I could sound kind of problematic. I can't, okay great, that bitch Yovanna. I'm still glad to call people bitch. Okay, good. Yovanna, tell me about your boobs.

Have they, uh, uh, I mean wanna tell me about your boobs have they uh uh I mean tell me about Your favorite food I guess Andy's not meant for 2020 So tell me about that new but oh Game you got to play with your boyfriend So now tell me so what was the time you had sex sex Tent Relate sex

So second thoughts about So second thoughts about lady. Let's welcome the lowest point this show is hitting a long time. Yovanna. So Yovanna comes on and she's just like, she's got, I last glue all over the place. I mean, this girl's a mess. Okay. It's girl like a clumpy, I agree mess. So, so like, so Yovanna, when you posted on Instagram, they all think that Neenie ran scared. Well, why would Neenie not want to be here? I thought you guys were bestest friends in the entire world because she's so genuine. You know that she's a very genuine person. And Yovanna is talking in this weird tone. Did you notice? She's like, I am going to be fancy on the reunion. She's like, Andy,

she does not want to address what we came here to talk about. I'm like, what do you want? Down to Abby, where are you talking about? And it's like less than three minutes before she's like, you know, back to regular Yovanna, but it's not me. She comes on. She's like, I'm going to be the lady, the lady of the night. Yes. She's like, well, she's probably not here because of over the past couple weeks. Not only have I been receiving threatening text messages and threatening phone calls from her calling from block numbers, just two days ago she sent me a letter from an ato and knee saying ceased and desist though.

I love that Teresa has made ceased and desist. I really love. DeSisto. I love that Teresa has made ceased and desist. A really... DeSist and deceased. Oh, that was... What was that? Sist and deceased. System like that. System deceased.

Sist and deceased. Sist and deceased. She gave me a sist and I was deceased. But this one is a Sist and desist. And so she's like, well my attorney, Mr. Michael, what's his name? Michael Sterling. Sterling, yeah.

Has responded. And then NeNe requested that I destroy any alleged audio on her that would portray her in a negative light with a fame, her caracal under, I've never recorded NeNe, But clearly, she's afraid of betrayal. You have on the pump. So, and what is the truth? What does Neenie not want you to reveal? Is it about just how genuine and wonderful she is? Yeah. And Andy's like, well, by the way, Michael's doing is your journey. How ironic!

Not I really ironic. And I say that ironic, don't you think? No, no. It's not ironic. It's like Michael's doing on your defense team. She's like, well, I'm here to clear my name on there because this is a situation Allowed my loyalty to get too far in the beginning I was supporting a friend a genuine friend. Yeah, she starts this whole thing that Neenie

You know Neenie was having trouble cuz Noah was talking to her so she wanted Yovonne to go around and spy on everybody so she would have ammo to use against them and she's like well She was my friend and so I thought okay, and so Tanya goes so you're a Snatch is what you're saying you're a snitch then and Did she tell you to record conversations and she's like absolutely? It's like and I was like oh whoa Wow, I can't believe that needy did that. We see here's here's where Yovanna is losing everyone because she's still, I actually believe this,

but Yovanna is not, she's still being dishonest in really the dynamic, which is that Neenie is famous and I was kind of starstruck and I was thirsty and I wanted to be on the show and I sort of lost myself in this and she told me, okay, you can be on the show but you have to record the woman and so I was like, okay, I'll record the women.

And that's why I told her because I just wanted to be on the show, which is really what it was, right? But she's making it sound like, I don't know. She was being such a good friend and I was drawn in by our friendship. You were thirsty, you wanted to be on TV show. Yes. Yeah, pretty much.

And so she was getting all this dirt for Nini and she was telling Nini, but Nini was like, no, I need this recorded. Yeah, like actual recordings. And she says, and she didn't only want me to record Cynthia, she wanted me to record everybody. And Marla goes, Ne, Marla, it's Marla who's speaking. Ne, and Porticus, but why would she record people?

We already have interviews where we give our point of view. So this doesn't sound, there's something wrong here, Andy. Yeah. Yeah. And so Yovanna's base, and by the way, Yovanna says that she never actually recorded anyone because she just couldn't do that. It was, you know, she just told me

that she was going to do it, which I don't know if that's true or not. I can't tell. I'm not sure if Yovanna is adept enough to really record anyone. and I can measure being wily enough to say that she was recording. I like that she's trying to exonerate herself by saying, I'm not a liar. This is the truth and my truth is that I lied to Neenie. So you know, it's little.

Yeah, we also just said that Neenie demanded that all recordings be destroyed or she's going to get her ass hoot off. So, you know, who knows? But then again, if there were no recordings, Nini, maybe Nini would make that sort of claim, which makes it seem like there are recordings. Yeah, Yovanna's just lying to everybody. She's like the worst, she's the worst, okay.

Like you're not entertaining and you're terrible at lying, okay, just get out. Like you're the lowest of... I think there's some truths. I think I actually do, I kind of believe her story, believe it or not. I do, especially when they're like, well, why would Nini want to record when we all say,

or when we all talk shit in our interviews, and Yavanna's like, I just, she wanted proof that everyone else is talking shit equally as much as Neenie talk shit which actually seems very much like Neenie logic. Yeah it does yeah so someone tells her look we've heard so many versions of your story and you've cried well so many times. Neenie is outside by the way sorry in the case you can't if you hear that that was Nina outside being very mad okay she's done it was a car horn okay incessantly. All right me oh god you second so you have on us like we've heard so many versions of this story you know come on like we don't even know what to believe and she's like well I was trying to protect Nina, but then she said she heard audio, and I knew that was weird,

because there was no audio, like I never played her audio. And Marlowe's like, well, you mentioned that you recorded Cynthia. You don't recall that, you don't recall that. And Cynthia said, well, if there was a recording, it would have been played a hundred times. I mean, hello, like we're on a TV show. They would have used that like crazy. And it doesn't even matter, because I admit that I talked about her, because we're on a TV show. They would have used that like crazy and It doesn't even matter because I admit that I talked about her because we weren't friends. So who cares if I talked about her

You know, yeah, I mean I think Cynthia has a pretty strong point if there was audio if if Yovanna is as thirsty as she is now Right, like she's as thirsty as she is now Like if she had the audio she would have a hundred percent, first of all, given it over to Nini, and Nini would have 100% leaked it to a million different places, and the producers would have gotten hold of it, and they would have played it a million times. And even if she didn't leak it to Nini, the producers probably would have said, like, listen, we'll offer you a big role on the show, but you have to give us that audio because we need you to be transparent. Yovanna will clearly, clearly turn that over if she could have to get more.

Yeah, Yovanna's just a waste of time. She's like a domino's guy showing up at your house with a bottle of water. Like, this is not, what are you even doing here? I just wanted to say hi. Get the fuck out of here. Okay. You're not delivering shit. Get out.

Yeah. Um, so, um, so Andy is like, so Yovanna, how do we know that you're actually telling the truth? I mean, can't we tell if you're genuine? Unlike someone like, I don't know is like, so Yovanna, how do we know that you're actually telling the truth? I mean, can't we tell if you're genuine? Unlike someone like, I don't know, like, a Nini Leaks, for instance. And she's like, well, Nini not being here is brief enough. And I have receipts. And Portia, you might need to make sure that you're on the on the right team, because I have text that Nini wants to take you down to.

And she's like, I'll just say it. She's like, I don't even care. Just say whatever whatever the receipts are. This is here, say, oh, just say it. She's like, I don't even care. Just say whatever whatever the receipt is. This is hearsay. This is hearsay. And Yovanna says she wanted, she nearly wanted her to record Porsche. And then Kenya's like, show the receipts, show the receipts.

And Porsche's like, but it can't be as you admitted. You made up the story of the snake audio and you made it up and now you're making this up and I just don't get it. What's going on? Why do we care? And I agree. Get rid of Yovanna.

It's like, you have no proof. You have nothing to offer. You're not, you can't even stick to a story from more than five seconds. Go away. Yeah, I think, I think that her issue is that she got tangled up in her own lies. And so now, even if what she says is 100% true, she just lost all credibility and she's still not being fully forthright with her intentions. And I think everyone can

sniff that out. Like again, I think if she said, I just really want to be on TV and I got caught up. I think people would respect that. But she's still kind of acting like she had a real friendship. And so everyone's like, huh, what? I mean, Cynthia does have a good point. Also, again, she's like, listen, if Y I mean, Cynthia does have a good point also again. She's like, listen, if Yvonne is lying, why would Neenie not be here to expose Yvonne? The fact that Yvonne is here and Neenie chooses not to be here is all I need to see.

Yeah, so Yvonne is just not doing very well. And so people are just basically not buying it. And she starts kind of twitching and her eye starts twitching and then she just keeps sipping from this straw because it's all just a massive. I'm touching her earpiece because her little hair air butt keeps falling out so she keeps like, I know, push it back in. Yeah.

She's up there like talking like she's also singing on American Idol a little bit, you know. Yeah. So Andy does the show of hands for who believes Yovanna. And Kenya of course raises her hand and Eva because, because you know she's now on the payroll. And then Tanya just Tanya believed her and then Cindy. No. Candy's just like half and half and Cynthia doesn't you know it's basically whoever's on me and he's side. Yeah and basically Candy's like well here's the thing you guys are both sticks and you know she was using you and you willingly did it and that's what annoys me about the situation. You know we thought you were

generally trying to hang out with us and she's like, she's getting like really mad at you, Ivana now. And you have on us like, well, when we did meet all those times, that was genuine. And that was way before Nini was telling me to get that information. And he's like, well, that makes it worse because then we actually had essentially like a friendship and we had a good time.

And then like, we're building something and then you could let this woman say Hey, go record these women like that's fucked up and speaking of not delivering on promises and he calls Eva out too because she went on what What's what happens live and he said you advocated for your vomit to tell the truth is this which you were referring to because there's nothing here And she's like yes, Andy because I because I love Cynthia. And the snake gate thing was be smirching. Well, there's no information, Eva. There's like zero information being given. So you're also promising things like, well, no, I mean, I think that there is, there is something that came out of it, which is that, you know, Neenie was more involved

than she let on. I think we probably all suspected. But, you know, Neenie was acting like Yovanna just brought this to her, you know, but we're, what we do learn, and what I do believe is that Nini was an active participant in Snakegate. Yeah, well then, Candice, like, well, listen, you're a prime example of why it takes me so long to be nice to people because people come on this show and just act like idiots, and that's what you did,

basically. So this is why, when anybody asks me again. So then, for me, it's a phone call. And it's meanie. And she's like, I'm still filming. I had a good color purple, Joe. Come back. And she's like, I got meanie on the phone.

Should I put her on speaker? At which point, Andy gets his wine face. You know when he gets annoyed? He's always like, hey, I'm smiling, I'm Andy Goan, just your regular buddy, but when things don't go the way he wants to, he starts to get that real, like the real Andy Goan face. So that starts to pop up.

And he's like, she has a laptop in her room. It's stupid for her to be on a cell phone, okay? Which, he is 100% correct. I mean, it's such a, she was basically trying to a power move, two things. First, she leaves the reunion, like acting like she's all above it. She's all above it.

And then when no one comes chasing after her, texting her, being like, come back, come back. So then she has to call to be like, you know, like, to basically insert herself back in, right? Where she's not fully going back, but she's gonna like, person in a basically insert herself back in, right? Where she's not fully going back, but she's gonna like, person up in a situation where then they can, say, come back, come back, come back,

but then still no one's biting. It's like classic Neenie. So it's so sad, it's so childish. So he's like, yeah, she has a laptop. And she's like, yeah, Andy says, why aren't you here, come to the laptop? And Ken is like, why are we giving her the floor, Andy? She's not even here she

shouldn't have the privilege of calling in big on which i you know she's totally right and i'm glad he didn't let her on because she's really glad andy didn't and i knew he wouldn't you know why because ultimately i mean and andy like if if they speak to nini on speaker phone it's basically saying like okay we're gonna do this all in your terms. And like in his mind, as we learned later on, they had like hours and hours and a lot of effort

put into this reunion with tech rehearsal and everything. And so for her just to leave at this like carefully planned event, it's kind of like a fuck you. And it's like, oh, so they're supposed to come growling back just because she blessed them with the opportunity over speaker phone. Yeah, she's an asshole.

Yeah. And I hope they fire her, but from the way I'm acting, I'm sure she's not. I'm sure she'll be back. So, Portia's like, well, she said she'll drop her seats in my mailbox. Like, who cares? So now you get to fight for Neenie. God, she's so weak. She's so weak. And that's the worst thing about her. You know, she's Neenie. And the fact that she's fallen to this point where she's just a weakling is pathetic. Get her off my TV, I can't.

She's killing this show. Yeah, as Eva says, go to your box, Neenie, go to your box, which could mean many different things. So I'm just kidding. I think it meant just the window on Zoom. So yeah, so basically, and she's like, guys, we're wasting time. I could be talking about the fact that I got a baby.

So they get rid of Neenie and then he also says bye to all the friends of so Marlotte and Tanya, Yvonne, they all go away. Yeah, and then Eva apologizes to Marlotte on the way out for thinking for accusing her of having something to do with snake gate and it's like it's it's boring. Yeah. Let it go. So they hang up on them. And when Marley leaves, can he goes, bye, Bob Marley.

So let's see here. So he's like, all right, well guys, I want to close with the five of you because it's been such a huge year. You've had yet another baby She's got a house. It's you know not greatly decorated But look at that next season. Oh, he loves even like blah blah blah blah poor poor poor And you're like Kenya you've had a rocky year. You got a dream baby a dream marriage a dream closet filled with clothes with the

Tax still on him to try and prove that you were really married to this person That was pretty good. And you had the honor of having any leaks try to be genuine to you. So where do we leave you now? And she's like, well, you can leave me but with your blessings, because I'm a mother, and I'm so in love with Brooklyn daily. And push you out of dramatic here, but maybe hot dog, rocky time with the hot dog king

Regular dogs in the neighborhood being terrified of your husband come on How do you feel about it? Like going on how do you feel about everybody being mean to mean he doesn't deserve it at all? What do you feel? I'm only human alright Cynthia. what's going on with you? And you're a very boring engagement. Well, Andy, I'm just trying to stay chill right here in Los Angeles and just praying that our perfect wedding day, 10, 10, 20,

we'll work out because if you think about it, 10 plus 10 is 20. So I mean, I mean, what do we do? Like wait a year so we have 10, 11, 21. I mean, I guess that math will just work out there too. But you know what I'm saying? It's just nice to have zeroes at the end of all the numbers. And she goes, I'm still thirsty as hell, Andy, for chill. And he's like, alright, Candy, your mother hates your husband, your husband hates everybody, and I don't know.

What do you have to say for yourself? Do you think everybody's made the nanny and she doesn't deserve it too? And Candy's like, uh, everything's amazing. And me and Todd have been having so much fun in quarantine. We're going to actually keep some of these same habits, Andy. Like, now we, you know, eat together or, um, like, we'll work out sometimes together. I'm like, oh, wow. So sometimes we're looking at books and sometimes we hold hands and just enjoy looking at all the money we've lost from Todd's endeavors. By the way, was it me? Did Andy never really probe into candy and Todd their whole

late season issues where Todd was like, you're not spending enough time with me? We never got into that. And that was actually one of the aspects of the season that really riled me up the most. Oh God, I'm glad we didn't get into it. Personally, I would have liked it just to. But yeah, I like the mom of joy is being mean about Todd and all that. You got mom of joy. We got a little bit of that. But we're kind of like an update. But I really bothered me when Todd was like, you know, you're not spending enough time with the family. When he does all the same bullshit that

he keeps candy of doing. Yeah, I wasn't as weird when they have this long of a reunion, but I guess so much of it was taken up with Neenie's bullshit. So it's like not to be a dead horse, but it really is a bummer that Neenie has never done anything wrong to anybody left her square. Man, it really makes you think about how awful a candy-a-must-be to drive away such a genuine, a nice person. Anyway, hey, I just wanna say thank you guys for joining. You guys are real trailblazers.

Wow, the first ever Zoom reunion, I mean, there was summer house, but you guys were the first ones to ever do it. I mean, after summer house. So I just wanna say thank you so much for taking hours in time the way to do this this because you guys are real pioneers in history books People are gonna remember you guys are not summer house. Thank you And that brings us to the end of the season

Well, not quite because right before it all ends and he's like by the way guys here's something funny I'm in my box. They're shorts. Yes And then Kenya's like oh and also before we go dark, I just want to thank Eva and Santhia and candy and not Porsche for being my friends with a very difficult year. Thanks, guys. You know, Matt Lauer is watching at home like, why is he allowed to stand up and show everybody? He wasn't wearing pants this whole time. So he gets to have a trap door also. Great. Oh, good. Well, there

we go. The end of real housewives of Atlanta. Thank you guys so much for being with us this entire season. There's no one we're going to get another one back. Not sure, but I guess there's going to be lots of question marks after all these seasons wrap up. But you know, around the corner, we got on Sunday nights, we got Potomac coming back pretty soon, I guess in July, right? Yeah. And we got below deck med, it coming back next week.

So we'll see, we'll see what else is in Bravo's Hopper. Yeah, we'll see you guys later, everybody. Bye. Bye. Yeah, we'll see you can listen to WaterCrapins Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.