Watch What Crappens - RHOA: DM'd if You Do, DM'd if You Don't

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How are you doing, you little honey pie? I'm doing great thanks. Just a Monday after a crazy weekend. Crazy weekend. We had the best time this weekend. We went to New York where we both have family and friends and just partied our faces off. Had a great time with you guys who came out to town hall to see that jersey recap with Marge. The Marge from Real Housewives of New Jersey. That was an epic show. We had an amazing time. You guys are fantastic to us.

Thank you so much. Thanks to Mar March for coming. Then we went to DC and we actually own apology to DC because there was some kind of weird sound thing that made it sound like DC was just the shittiest audience and like they didn't laugh. They had no reaction. And it literally sounds like we're yelling to a room of non-lapping people. That could not be further from the truth. That was one of the craziest audiences we've actually ever had. It was insane. It was a two and a half hours recap on Vanderpromp Rules. The longest show we've ever done.

And it was also like everyone was with it. Like the entire show, people were like totally present. And there was like loud laughs, loud applause, loud booze at sand of all, but like the audio track had like a pssss on it, so we had to put a filter together and unfortunately that filter also took out a lot of the audience. So yeah, we gaslit you all by making it sound like there was no audience, but there was a big loud audience. And it was such a fun show.

So even if it sounds a little awkward at times, go listen, because it was a really, really good, funny show. Also, what else was I going to say about that? Also, the good thing about that is we found this effect. To get rid of that noise, we had to play with sound a lot. And we did find a way to at least minimize audience. So when the audience is too crazy, and sometimes that makes you guys crazy listening to that audio, we found a way to minimize.

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I just wanted some comma clarifications. Okay. But yeah, you know, it'll that's going to be actually very fun. I'm excited to talk about all the shows. Yes, they're all fantastic right now. Bravo is giving us so much. But you know what? Let's finish out what we've got. I could don't start something new until they've, you know, you can't have dessert until you finish your dinner. Okay. So we're finishing our dinner this month. So today is speaking of finishing your dinner. Actually, I don't think anyone finished their dinner, but there

will be new dinners to finish over at Blaze Restaurant on Real House. Vlogs of Atlanta. An elevator's day, Kyle. Wow, that scene actually cracked me up. That's my favorite scene in the episode, but we're going to get to that. Okay, well, thanks for leaving us hanging. We're at Real Housewives of Atlanta. We have just left off at the Great Depression party, which I don't know how anybody ever thinks these things are gonna work out well.

The Gatsby themed party, whatever. Did they call it the Gatsby this time though, did they? No, this was Harlem Knights party. So, it was a little Eddie Murphy throwback. There was actually a reference to her Delaries getting her toe getting blown off last week, which I appreciated. Oh my god.

That was my introduction to Delaries. It was her getting her toe shot off in that movie. Well, yeah, sorry for calling it Gatsby. That was tacky of me. So same era, better film. So that's good. Harlem Knights. So, yeah. So Kenya is fighting with Martell. Or she's about to fight with Martell. I should say she's not actually not doing it just yet. But she is talking about the fact that Martell

slid into her DMs and she's telling Shere this. And she says it was at least six months ago. And Kenya was like, well, it was before you, and I don't want you hearing it from anybody else, and I don't want you to think I'm being untruthful, and if it was something about any guy I'm dealing with, I want you to tell me. Well, how would they be hearing it from somebody else if you hadn't been telling everybody else, Kenya, first of all? You know, Kenya's gotten so smooth with her whole,

like, I'm not starting anything, that I've actually started to believe it No, ma'am you are over here now listen everybody already knows shit about Martel It's all over the internet. It's like not new that he's a pig first of all But still can you wait until the first full cast party to bring this info up to embarrass you know, it's very typical Kenya Yeah, so be well candy and Courtney are still sort of like they are their fight is like is to bring this info up to embarrass you. You know, it's very typical, Kenya. Yeah. So being while candy and Courtney are still sort of like, their fight is like, is sort of having a day in a month, which is basically candy yelling Courtney,

you bitch! You bitch! So it's their first period of... It's their first period of you bitch. And some guy goes, what happened? And Candy's like trying to explain it. And she goes, she keeps, she goes, this bitch keeps doing this.

And like, I'm counting her head in my face. And she's like, very good crazy headboth. And then we cut back to Martel, who Sheree's called over now. So Martel's like, what are they telling you? And she's like, so they pulled me to the side. And they told me that you are dating someone else in Atlanta. And he goes, well, every time I'm in Atlanta with you. So that other girls get the short end of the Atlanta. And he goes, well, every time I'm in Atlanta with you, so that other girls get the short out of the stick. I was like, that's how to, that's how to, that's definitely how to deal with this.

Like, maybe I am. But I'm still treating you better than I am her, baby. I mean, the other girls getting the short out of the stick, I mean, Martell, I mean, have some confidence in what you're working with down there. You know, maybe it's the long end of the day. Come on now. So Shirea is like, one of Candy's minions has some tea on Martell.

But what else would they be doing if they weren't talking about me? They thought they would ruffle my feathers, but we're feather, we're wearing feathers tonight. That's right. Featherburn. We're not freshling feathers. We're wearing feathers. Ruffles, averages. Feathers do not have reaches.

I love rifles. Wasn't that her thing last year? Lays. She's just going to move on to a new chip every year. Wasn't her thing last year? Like, you know what I love? Lays. Like out of nowhere.

Sherei started loving Lays and talking about Lays for 10 minutes. Maybe we can have like a John Pringle crossover episode. Like because we never really found that what happened to John Pringle. Men went through Southern charms. He just like wanders and I, I a John Pringle crossover episode like because we never really found that what happened to John Pringle Men went through southern charms. He just like wanders and I'm John Pringle. I hear there's an open bar here at this Harlem Nets party I love a Pringle. I love a Pringle. Who's that man over there? wearing a Will work for beer and sign So to Pringle over there bring him over here. So

So to bring it over there, bring them over here. So basically in my tells, like, listen, we're not going to worry about whoever you guys are talking about. Okay, that's not existent. And Monieta is saying, oh, really not existent. Okay, so that's what you're sticking with. And goes, yeah, we're not going to say, I'm not going to say, now, she was never an issue. This was never a person. Yeah.

It was never even a person. Yeah, it's never even a person. Yeah, exactly. He's just sort of denying it and like about this girlfriend. And so then Sonia's, Sania, wait. Sonia. Sonia. So came a bin. Sonia.

I'm turned around. Sonia is checking in on Candy and Marlow is still doing that thing. Marlow is still, like all she's done this entire episode, is just stand by the crap table and be like, mm, mm, mm, you're just like, doing the most obvious side eye listening in thing. It's like, she's like in a silent film and they're like, okay Marlow,

you have to listen it on someone. And since we can't talk, you have to really sell it. So she's like very obviously, you've dropping. Well, Marlo is also doing that second season thing where after you've had a really rough first season, where you come back and you try to pretend that you've been therapist. I mean, we've seen it on so many housewives. The most notable, I think, was Liam Lackin when she came back and she's like, don't I got a bill now because I'm a person who likes Bada. Don't.

Um, I know that you're playing this role. It's not gonna last. Yeah. You always know you've changed when you start to tell people that you're a good person. That's when you know you're a good person because you've said it. Yeah. Monietta also looks like Monietta is going to add more to the season, but she's not really. She's moving people in, in and out like she's a secretary. She's like going up to the fights and ensuring people in and out of the fights. Like that last one with Martell, she's like, Oh, okay. So you're, so you're clarifying you were never with this person. Okay, you're going to stick with that. Okay, you need to say less now. Okay, hold on. Let's go ahead and bring other people in need to say less now. Okay, hold on.

Let's go ahead and bring other people in. We're ready now. You can come on in. Bring your bottled water with you. That's okay. She's like running a focus group of anger, of arguments. So Marlo, meanwhile, she's watching Candy and Courtney

and she's like, these bitches are like Jaila and Mariah. I don't know her. I don't know her. Who is she? What's her name? And then her earring falls off. She's like, well, are like Jaila Mariah. I don't know her. I don't know her. Who is she? What's her name? And then her earring falls off. She's like, well my earring doesn't know me. That's sad. I'm a good person earring bitch earring So Sonia checks it on candy and she's like, are you okay in cat? It's like, um, I am fine Why would that girl bounce her head in my face? And Sonia's like, oh yeah, look, I don't know, I just met her.

I just met her this week with Shurei. And Don Juan, of course, is there. So he's like, oh, that's why. She's Shurei's friend. That's why she's bouncing her head. That's why she's a Shurei head dancer, everybody. Shurei head dancer. Yeah, and Kandie is like annoyed,

because she's like, you know, why didn't Sonia tell me that like this girl who I don't know is who has an issue with me is gonna be at this party like we're both gonna be there. Why wouldn't she give us a head up? Why wouldn't she give me a heads up? Like this is just like you just let me walk into this messy situation. And Don Juan's like, yeah, she should bounce back

to the factory that could get her some clothes down. I was like, oh God, Don Juan, you're losing your grip. Okay, losing your grip. So then Ralph is over talking to Ross and he's like, here's my present. Vanilla Hennessy Segais. Yeah. He's like, now here's what you got to do with Segais. You can't inhale them.

Okay, you cannot inhale them. I just learned this at like 10 minutes ago, explain so much. It's like thanks Ralph, thanks. So then we go to Sonia and she goes up to Shirei. And she's like, Shirei, oh my God, you missed it. Like Courtney and Candy, like they were Candy, it's about to fight her.

And she's like saying how Candy just like walked out of here. And Shirei's like, what? And then Kenya, it goes up to Candy. And she's like, how Candy just like walked out of here and she's like, who? What? And then Kenya goes up to Candy and she's like, what's going on? And Candy's like, this girl just told me I have to calm the fuck down. And Kenya's like, oh, well, she's very animated when she talks. Actually, that explains a lot of the bouncing. And they just show Courtney like her head bobbing around like she's on a dashboard. They started having to play only

instrumentals because her head popped with every lyric that was coming out of the speakers before. So she's like a literal karaoke machine thing. So Marlos at the tables and she's like Marlos more proof that positivity just doesn't work so everybody should just give it up because Marlos that person at the tables who's like oh yeah here we go this go, this is Perkin money, I win. Wait a minute, why are you taking my money? I know, she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm winning. How am I, what's going on?

And then she does the, how am I the only one at this party behaving? I'm like a Paul, therapy works, I'm telling you, seek it, and then you can Become a very good person because you just said you're a very good person You're not supposed to take therapy at the beginning of your house for a journey, okay? That's for when it's all done, okay? Ask Lisa Rina in the bouncy room, okay? Or wherever the hell she is now, okay? You wait until you're done Marlowe

So then Shere goes to the group of girls, and Kenya's like, well, my girl's not happy right now, Sere, because you brought a girl that bounced her head to lyrics. And Sere's like, what happened? Did they play? Did they play the mom of number five? It's a lot of head bouncing.

It's a lot of head bouncing, that's all. It's also a comprehensive list of all the people that Martell is de-em-lately. I've already, Martell's already submitted a list of ladies he's de-embed that I no longer care about. So, originally the song was actually Martell number five. So, it doesn't really make sense, but just sounded funny. So then Shere is like, oh, so what happened?

And Ken is like, well, I don't wanna relive this. So, S raised, like, oh, so what happened? And Ken just like, well, I don't want to relive this. So Sonia's like, Sonia interrupts. She's like, I changed my outfit, the change the vibe. And they're like, whoa, yay Sonia. She's sounding just so excited that she has different looks and that she has like non-party city things up on the walls. But this party, she's so excited. She does.

This is like the first party she's thrown her kids that's mounted a park. You know what I mean? I mean yeah it's like my mom when we transitioned from the park to the bowling alley my mom acted like she was you know you know living in doubt nabby that's such a true natural arc of child's birthday party is like you get old enough to go to the bowling alley it Was your aunt's bowling alley? Oh, the coaster down. Don't forget to put a coaster. I do not call the call, please.

This is a bowling alley. You know what? Bowling alleys are great venues for birthday parties. I know this is not shocking, since it's like a thing that everyone does at some point in your life, but I feel like as we're adults, like when I throw a birthday party,

I've been throwing a birthday party in a few years, but like it's like, what's a cool bar? Like, where are we going? What's a cool scene? You know what, fuck it. This, you're going to do it at a bowling alley. Why not? Well, bowling alley is used to be, and real bowling alley are still the best, but now they have these new fangled bowling alley that they can see hipster place with bowling, and

then it's like a zillion dollars to bowl. Yeah. That's not great, but there's snow. I don't to bowl. Yeah, that's not great. But there's no real, you know, there's still real bowling alleys out there. Yeah, it was my grandparents, my family business, the bowling alley. So we all grew up working there and stuff.

My mother thinks, and she might be right, that she came up with the idea of midnight bowl. I don't know. Moody light bowl. I love that. I love that where they turn off the lights and everything's painted in black lights. And then there's like disco lights.

I've actually never been to an official moonlight bull, but I have gone to like, like you said, like the hipster, like bowling alley is like lucky strike where everything is dark and it's like cocktails, you know, which is fine, but I want like old school bowling alley where they're playing like Durand Durand or like WAM or something like that and where thing really works, you know, and you pick and the bowling balls have names on them that you don't understand. Like, I remember once picking up a bowling ball that said Ruth, and I just loved it.

I was like, Ruth, yeah. Because they just keep those old bowling balls in circulation. Because if you, if you sand off the names, then you're gonna change the shape of the ball. So they have to keep the names in there. So Ruth, there's a lot of Ruth. Yeah, I mean, I hope whoever's got the good old Ramona is very proud of it. It's my

grandmother. Look, I still have my grandmother's bowling trophy. I'm holding it up to the camera. Oh, you got that right there. Yeah, ready to go. My grandma's little bowling trophy. I keep it for a good luck. Okay, so anyway, everybody, so they're now talking about the aftermath of this fight. Right. So Kenny is like, Shiree, no one's happy. You brought this girl and Candy doesn't want to relive it. And Sheree is like, well, okay, here's what happened. The girl spilled me to the side to tell me about Martel dating someone in Atlanta. And Candy is like, well, you said you'd want to know. And she goes, well, I do want to know, but I don't want to just know the gossip. I want the receipts of it.

I need to receive. So, Sonja's like, you know what? I'm out of this because this is my husband's birthday party and I'm above this. So, even though I kind of started all of this on purpose, and I would say I didn't have a storyline in a party city this year, I'm now leaving. Bye bye.

Yeah, she's like tonight's supposed to be a Ross, so I'm not gonna be part of this. Like, you know what,'s supposed to be about Ross, so I'm not going to be part of this. Like, you know what? It's not about Ross, because if we're about Ross, it wouldn't be on TV. If we're about Ross, you would literally have a different party that's not on TV, not on your TV show. You're on your TV show.

This is about you, on your show. This is an excuse. I declare it. And you know that Ross has passed the day just spent 100 grams of party. He's like, excuse me. Do you know how many cars that is to park, or whatever? This is business and off the concierge business.

He's like a valet or something. He just, not a valet service. Yeah, he owns a hop like that. But you know, he would have been happy just to go to Topgolf, right? Like, he did not need any of this. So, candy is like, so, Shiree, not that it matters, but how did you feel about Martel sliding up in Kenya's DMs? Candy just being like just deeply messy. And Shirei is like,

well, she, he, he tried to DM you, right? And Candy is like, like, yeah, he didn't, and she didn't accept it. Yes. So basically Shirei is like, listen, she's trying to say that you sent her a message and he raised some message. And then Mar-Tag goes, who's saying that? You, Kenya, can you talk? Can you talk by yourself? Why is everyone else talking for Kenya? So he comes up already starting some mess with some women.

Now I know that they started it by bringing up the DMs, but this is not how you do it. And I'm team Kenya on this the entire time. What a jackass this guy is. So Kenya is like, well, you're a pretty aggressive Martel. I'm afraid of you, Martel, which is when Kenya, Kenya has just been waiting for this. And now she's going to use this against you. And for someone who's obviously studied this show to get on it, like to actually go try and date multiple people to get on this show, you should know better

than to make Kenya like this, because you're just gonna like- Like he felt it yet. He felt into like the most obvious trap. Toe, it was like a giant piece of cheese on a novelty-sized mouse trap, and he still went for it. Yes.

So he's like, he's like, well, I guess that someone's accusing you of something, like you can defend yourself. I think that's the way it's supposed to go. And she's like, I'm not accusing you of anything. And he's like, well, so go in the messages right now. I bet she's accepted everyone's message. And that's the most offensive thing you could say to a real housewife that you'd be thirsty enough to accept all the messages in your request folder.

Yeah, so he's basically calling her horror, I guess. Yeah, go ahead and look, you'll see that she's accepted everyone's yeah That's a really DM acceptor over there. I Think like at best He's accusing her of being thirsty and at worst. He's accusing her of being a horror So either way, it's not worse if she like you're saying that she would accept everyone's DMs, but yours She never accepted yours. So he's also putting himself down. Discuss, it's not very bright. Yeah, that's true. It's like she's accepting every single person, but she even like the line that she draws is with Martel.

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So then he's like, gives her even more ammo on this stupid ass fight. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm denying it. I don't know you. So Ken, he's like, oh, okay, cool. He did my that. Pull it up. Monia is like, coming, ma'am. It's coming right away. And so Martell pulls out his phone and

goes, oh, you know what? I did DM you, my bad two years ago. Oh, that was two years ago. So you said it was six months ago, but it was two years ago. So now you're lying, or lying, or lying, or over here. Yeah. And by the way, Kanye said at least six months ago, which I had even forgotten about, because he said, you said, Marcell said you said six months ago. So I believe that that's what Kanye said. But even in my notes at the top of the show,

I had written what she had said, which was at least six months ago, and then of course it's clarified later. So anyway, in 2020 he wrote, I appreciate the kind words when you were live with so-and-so. So that's the way. That's the way. No. He was saying, I'm not, no, I'm sorry,

I don't mean to like say, you didn't say in real. I didn't take it like that. He said, I'm so aggressive. I know, right. I'm like already caught up in this. I'm scared. Yeah. So it says, I appreciate the quote unquote kind words

when you were on live talking about me. And so in other words, he was coming at her in 2020, making a joke, but also coming at her for coming at him for how he was behaving on his show. So he was already trying to start fights with Kenya back in 2020. So this is funnier because he's not trying to get in, like trying to fight Kenya.

He's trying to start some fight with Kenya, which I think is even funnier, you know, because that's so reality. That's so reality. Exactly. And she recognizes that. And she's like, I'm a way bigger star than this guy is. And he is going to try to like start something with me

so that way he can bring his star up because he's fighting with me, Kenya more. So I'm just not even going to accept this because it's stupid. Right, like I'm not fighting with someone from Levin Mara Tooville. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, I'm sorry. So Candy, Candy's like, well, Martel showing his version of the DM means nothing to me. I mean, he could have easily deleted the other part that she told us about.

Like, I saw her DM, she had not touched it at all. And then we see the flashback from last week where we see that she actively hits except like like that she had never even had responded or done anything up into that very moment on camera. So she's like well whenever it was you still did it and he goes well I don't care if I tried to fuck you two years ago why are you talking about that was two years ago. Who cares? And she's like, why am I talking about it? Excuse me. And then straight to her. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, that wasn't the best thing, but now you're acting so defensive about it. Why don't you just say I did DM her. She talked shit about me and I was just saying, like, what's up? Why is that so hard?

Why does it have to be this big argument? Yeah, but he just keeps on giving her ammunition. And you know, you just can't, Kenya is too good at this, you know? And so he's like, he's like, so what if I, you know, like, whatever if I tried to fuck you, like I don't care if I was trying to fuck you two years ago. Because did you just cause me? Did you cause me? Like, what did you say to this queen standing in front of you? And he's trying to walk off, but she, of course, chases him down because she got a fuck out of him. So now she can be like, you said that to a queen standing in front of you. You did it to your ex wife and you're gonna do it to charade too.

I was like, wow, can you start using her fifth episode, ammunition? Because you know, normally, I know we'll let a garden grow. She will plant some in the beginning, wait for it to start coming to harvest in the fall, and then she'll serve that up as a delicious dish in the winter time

when things are getting cold. You know? A ratatouille of shade and an anger. So, um, uh, uh, Martell, so yeah, so she's like, yeah, you did it to your wife and you do it to Shreye and he said, but you said it was six months ago and it wasn't and she goes, that's the truth. Once a cheater, always a cheater, you mother fuck a piece of shit. I was like, there is the trailer moment. So she sings Shreye, that's the same type of man you dealt with before. He's a shit. I was like, there is the trailer moment. So she sings charade. That's the same type of man you dealt with before.

He's just like Bob. And then we see a clip of a scene with Bob in the car. Do you remember this? This is so horrible. Of course I do. And Keny is sitting in the back seat. And Bob goes, oh, come on. Have I ever choked you?

And she goes, you have. And Bob's like, could you still breathe? And can you say, that's not funny, Bob. And he goes, well, maybe I didn't choke you hard enough. I mean, oh, yeah, it was Jesus. That was terrible, terrible moment. And so, and Sheree, Sheree clearly has some damage in her life that she is drawn to these pieces of shit, man.

Okay. So, Sheree is like, listen, you are trying to create a narrative. When two years ago, he wrote, thank you for your kind words, which is funny because, as you clarified, he was being sarcastic. When he said, thank you for your kind words. He was not being, like, lovely and sweet. Right. And Kenya is like, well, yeah, but look, we all know opening a DM is trying to open a conversation with somebody when you DM them. And Shere is like, well, I'm heated. I just wanted to introduce Martel and then it went left.

And I'm not happy with, can you try to embarrass me or Martel, which I think is valid. I think Shere has got a valid point there. Unfortunately, you're dating a drama queen reality star who's going to make as much of this as he can. You know, and this sounds super insecure, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I get charay in a way, but I've learned that when it's too easy, first of all, when someone is too hot, okay?

And I'm not saying charay is not hot, because charay is fucking hot. But this guy's really cute, I think. When he's too hot, when he's too nice, and when he's making too much effort, he fucking wants something. That's it, okay? Man are just not like that. They don't come like that. They are a pain in the ass. They take a lot of work.

They smell a little funny at first and they eat weird. And there's a lot that you have to get used to. No one's really that excited at first. A real relationship, I feel like everyone's always asking their friends, like, should I? Is this real? He smells like white chocolate. I didn't even know that was a smell, but I don't like it.

You know what I mean? Disguised too easy. Yeah, it's not real. So either way, now it's the next day, it's a new day. It's post-Harlem Knights. And Ralph is making a bouquet with his daughter because he's on a mission to rehabilitate his image again. So he's doing lots of smiles and doing things like making bouququet with his daughter because he's on a mission to rehabilitate his image again, so he's doing lots of smiles and doing things

like making bouquets with his daughter, which is hilarious. Ralph and Marlo probably literally had phone meetings to plan out their seasons with each other. Everyone hates us. What are we gonna do? You know, because they're both doing it. Yeah, exactly. But what's funny with Ralph is that it's so deeply transparent.

And on top of that, in case people didn't hear Ralph and Drew file for divorce in the beginning of March, they got buried by scandal. scandal happened like a day after Ralph and Drew filed for divorce. So all of this stuff that they're talking about this episode, we're better than ever. All these big smiles making bouquets. It's just like a hilarious con game, which is so on-brand for Ralph. And Drew, both. They're both fucking conscious. Yes. Drew with her fucking stupid fake diet and everything too, you know. But his smile is just so honey. Look, we made you flowers. We. Salmock, man.

And then he knows he can replay that clip and show what a good person he is because he's literally probably recording a cell and hidden cameras that he watches like Dr. Evil up in his room every. Yeah, so Drew comes home and Ralph's like, look who it is. Yeah, it's mommy. Wow, Drew, so happy to see you! And they're like hugs and kisses and smiles and stuff. And Drew has just been in Chicago because her dad has Alzheimer's.

And he's been in a nursing home, so she's been attending to him. And she tells them, you know, she shares a sort of, really sad, you know, how sad it is to see him in a wheelchair. But that, like, he'd listen to some music and he had like a flash of recognition, made him laugh, he had a flash of recognition when he saw his wife, who's sad? You know it's super interesting, my grandma just passed and she had Alzheimer's and it was really sad to watch, but something super interesting about it that I learned was people who lose their memory like that,

they might not remember you or anything, but if you start playing music, like she knew every word to every song that we played her from her time. And I just think that's so interesting, because that's kind of what supposedly sparked the Drew's grandfather was when they played music and said, this is your daughter.

It's like there's like some code in music that can wake you up to things like moon grammar first time a fucked your pop-up it's like whoa where that comes from you didn't know my name and it's a go geez whoa well Let's go. Geez. Whoa, well, access some things there. Whoa. So, yeah, this is actually sad. So I'm sorry to make jokes, but it is really cool. So anyone who's going through that used music, because it is an interesting tool. So then they start talking about Drew's new music career, okay, because guys, now I'm gonna die it and where it's all based on musical notes. Drop it with Drew. Drop 10 pounds and an octave in five days.

Every good boy deserves fresh salad. I would the fudge. Nothing tastes as good as a G-cord feels. Oh yeah Drew yeah I mean Drew is a musician. Do we not do we forget already how LeBron James would listen to her music and then score points for basketball teams? So she tells us about all the times that she tried music But you know every time she tried her confidence broke down because she just wasn't making it and Then Ralph who is supposedly rich being an investor or a finance person is now glomming on to her thing again Like isn't it bad you've already glommed onto her children

to write a book about step parenting? By the way, would you already divorce the mom? You wrote the book. The step in parenting. Okay, chapter one, here's how to deal with your step children. Divorce the mom, the end. Yeah. So then after you've refused to sign the papers,

by the way, for two years, after you made a whole book about it, fucking weirdo. That's true. So then she talks about how, yes, she's an actress, but it's really music that lives inside of her, you know, and she was just signed to so many labels, you guys. Like, it's crazy.

And then we see pictures of her, you know, actually having starts in that industry, right? Yeah, and she was in a girl group called Motempo, and she recently released a single. That's right. I mean, is there any coincidence that LeBron James is leading the Lakers deep into the playoffs because she just released a single and it's called, you already know, which is really based off of, it's based off of the

trajectory of her marriage with Ralph. You already know. Yeah, you already know. Like we do, it's boiler alert, we're getting divorced. And she's like, and it's written and produced by my husband, Ralph Pittman. First of all, if you're gonna be a producer, you can't be a Pittman. I'm sorry.

You have to change the name. Sorry, Chintanim. Yeah, it's just not a, like, call it Ralph P or something. Unless you're gonna be selling peaches or plums or olives. Like you can't be made a picture. You can't. And you can literally do anything. Like there's DJ Mustard.

DJ Mustard has been assaulting us with his music for years. Like DJ Mustard, okay. Like if there can be a DJ Mustard, why don't you be like DJ Oli, DJ, DJ, Velvita, DJ, like crushed tomatoes. You got the list. Choose anything. But, Pittman, I don't believe that. Pittman, it just doesn't work. Or maybe just take your name and be like, our alf.

You know, because everyone loves alf. How about King Ralph? Like a nice reference to John Pittman. Yeah, but also if you're going to make a single, maybe don't put your husband on the single, like he's posing in the poster of the single, like he's in the song. You don't want to happen. What's happening with this? Hiram Elmott. Get Bolo. Bolo. He's available. Yes. Now there is now there is somebody who should make a single. Okay. It's just slaps on a desk with his dick. Okay, that's not winning. That's the only thing I need. It should.

You could just see like Appalachian songs that just replace the spoons with just dig on the desk. Yeah. Clack, clack, clack, clack. So Drew is like, okay, so what did I miss? You went to Ross's party, right? And he's like, well, first of all, I was looking fresh, fresh to death. And she's like, oh, really?

Did anyone try and hit on you? No, but the next best thing, if this was real housewives assault like city, he found a cousin. Yeah, yeah, he found, and that cousin is on a healing journey. Yeah, Ralph realized that Courtney is this cousin. And like, and all of a sudden we got a Courtney interview and she's like, my dad's sister is Ralph's granddaughter. It's like, okay, calm down.

She's like her head's like bouncing all over the screen. Yeah. And she said, oh my God, your cousin was the one that got in that fight with Candy. Figure is must run into blood. Those fitments, they're crazy. Don't tell me she produces music too She does so Matt let me go to Sonia at a restaurant with candy

And they're like talking and they're talking they want to do more stuff with kids because they actually went to Disney together Candy had texted the group and was like does anyone go to Disney and Sonia is the only one who took her up on the offer Which is crazy, but I guess not a lot of them have, well Drew has little kids, I'm surprised. I can't believe Drew did not take up what I imagined was be a free trip, but maybe it wasn't a free trip. So then they're talking about that.

I was free. I think that it was like, does anybody, I think it's just like, do you care about hanging outside of work? And I think Sonia is like, yes, I don't think I was received as well as I should have been seasoned one. Please be my best friend. That's true too.

And so they're also like, the idea of like walking around Epcot Center with like a mini vibrating Epcot in my couch, not so exciting, because I know Kate is going to push that on me. Well, also, you know going with Todd, you know any country you walk into. Todd's going to be like, I have a restaurant from this country. I'm surprised Todd hasn't tried to start up an amusement park in Atlanta. Wow, Mexico. I'm opening a Mexican food restaurant next way. It's really interesting. So this is what you call a Turo, huh? I do it a little differently. I think it would be a little late, Chiro. So, um, was anybody have a, anybody here have a crab burger, crab burger in any of these

countries? All right, that's what I told you, Kandy. So, um, yeah, so then they're talking about how, can you say that she has all sorts of stuff to do today and that there's Bravo Con this week, which I thought was so odd that they promoted Bravo Con like within the show, but then it turns out next week there's actually storyline that comes out of the old lady gang talking shit about Todd at Bravo Con.

So I guess they had to plant the seed today. Yeah. So Sonia is going through, can't he gust your her storyline? I'm busy and then Sonia goes to her storyline, but there's so many people living in my house. So they both do that. And then Candy is talking about Todd's million projects

and all of that. And Sonny's like, it's like they don't express what they want and then they do express what they want. It's like, wow, that's crazy. It's communication. So then they move over to the party. And Candy is like, so this girl starts looking like some fucking bobblehead with me.

And then suddenly, she's like, okay, well let me tell you what happened. So I started to raise and she said that that place that y'all go to, you know, well you went and then you brought the whole hood in there. And then we see a clip of this girl going, you know that place, Trappocale, well she shared a story about it on Instagram

and the crowd boom, the next week, going. You know that plays tropicali? Well, she shared a story about it on Instagram and the crowd boom. The next week ghetto, the crowd turned ghetto. It's like, oh, ghetto. They all laugh if they start cracking up because she's using her of only having ghetto fans. Quotum pot. And so candy is yes. And so candy is like, well, when she said the crowd was ghetto, what did you say? And Sonny is like, um, I said that, you know, Candy's my friend. And I said, you have to have a conversation with her. And that's what you did. And then they come back to that scene again.

And you just eat like Sonny, you're right. And she's just laughing along with everyone else. Like she totally did not say that. And Sonny is like, well, she says, so you don't stand that for me. And Sonia's like, oh, I did. I feel like I told, okay, so don't lie. Whenever someone says, I feel like that's an absolute lie. I feel like I told her.

And I said, I don't feel like. I think a Tandy would have, would have, would have liked that or something. So a candy does not lie, right? And Sonia has this whole excuse, which is really ridiculous. She's like, well, to be honest, I didn't feel like she was calling candy ghetto. Almost to me, I thought she was trying to make reference to the fact that candy said she was worldwide last year. And then the women who showed up didn't seem very worldwide. That's what I thought the joke was. I was like, yeah, Sonya, no,

let's stick to running. Stick to running. And then she's like, but she did call me ghetto and you didn't stand up for me. And she's like, no, she didn't call you ghetto. She called your followers ghetto. Oh, okay. Oh, these fake, these fake classy bitches kill me, you know, like their, their fans are like all super clad. They just laugh, you know. So yeah, I like that candy. It's like, I'm gonna keep this friend for now, but you're unnoticed, ma'am. It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like

that, the writer's room. Each episode, members of the writer's room, and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So, um, Marlo and William are now, we're never getting people doing things around Atlanta. Marlo and Hennornafee William are choosing shoes and Andrew is making breakfast and feeding Ralph and Sonya's face-timing Ross

And she's saying like oh my god, I miss Ross I miss you and she goes how are we gonna have this baby if you're always traveling? I can't even get a face-time because he's always in Austin You know, I like them together and I don't want to say red flag, but it's a little red flag to me. When your husband literally moves to a different state to start a business, that he could have started in this state. Yeah. You might, but also if you can't find time to fuck when your husband has access to a

tons of really nice cars, I mean, am I the only one who's enjoyed the back seat? That's what they're made for, okay? Get over there. So then we go to Blaze Restaurant, presented by Candy and Chard. So Candy and Todd walk in to Blaze, steak and seafood, which on the country of Toronto for allowing us to.

It was like moving rabbits. Presented by, because the science says blaze, presented by candy. I love a restaurant with turrets. Yeah, we'd like to think the city of Toronto. It associations with Paramount Pictures in a world where there's no stakeholders in the South of town. So, uh, where burgers aren't made out of crap. Don't, don't, don't.

This fall, a stake house, arrives. So, um, yeah, Blaze, a stake in seafood, which I went on to their Instagram, and it says, an elevated stake house, which, so, like, so, candy and Todd walk in. And Candy's saying, um, she's like, you know Todd, I think you did an amazing job putting this place together, but for some reason,

it's just not connecting as her other restaurant is. I'm like, is that your two and a half stars on Yelp? Maybe that's what this connects. Yeah, I wonder what it is. So she's like, you know, it's the side of town because the side of town it's on is more of an urban side. And when we first opened, that was more of a hot area, but then the pandemic, you know, fucked everything up,

you know, which makes sense. And so then comes in Philip, which is nice to know that he's actually a real manager for them and not just someone on Candy's spin-off show. Yeah, he's a real manager and because he was on Candy in the gang. Yeah, because didn't he see a Lincoln actor on that show? He's so gorgeous and he's like, we are going to have a fight now.

I am very angry with you. He's like, I am, my cheekbones are very angry. My perfect cheekbones are angry at you because I am stern. So, Philip and, yeah, so Philip shows up and they're gonna, they're gonna they're gonna taste some of the new food because Todd has faith that this restaurant could come back. It's gonna it's gonna do it. And by the so the reason I went on to the Instagram because I just was curious about the restaurant and it was so funny

they showed like a picture for like brunch and it was like suma suma mosa's and they put like each like champagne flute just had like a giant wedge of orange sitting on top of it not like a little slice that you put on the side. It was like they quartered an orange and put each quarter just resting on top of the glass and I was like yeah see it's like it's like just presentational aspects like this. I think this is where the disconnect is. We made it. I'm eating. I have, I have my most of concerns

about this restaurant guys. You know where my concerns go a little bit further the Mexican restaurant. I've got to say it. Those said it. I've got a million times, but I've got to say it. When he says, so are you ready for the Mexican restaurant? She's like, why, Todd.

And he's like, well, I make more money than I ever have made off of restaurants. And she's like, so you're just doing it for the money? He's like, God. And he's like, well, I make more money than I ever have made off of restaurants. And she's like, so you're just doing it for the money? He's like, yeah. But I don't, here's the thing. Old Lady Gang does well, because it makes sense, because for years we watched Candy's mom and aunts make this amazing looking food,

and they said, oh, let's make a restaurant out of it. And so they have this restaurant, and it all makes sense. But then all of a sudden, it's like, it's a panic experience. It's like literally a people from the show on the outside of the building. You're going there to visit Real Housewives of Atlanta. You know what I mean? It's not just a standalone thing that's doing well. It's like your own little Epcot center or whatever. Right. Your own little. Yeah, but like you do. Yeah. It's your, I like it. It's their own mini Epcot. And then like, I don't look at Todd and say, okay, this is someone who I trust to give

me like a good steak, you know. And then, I'm definitely not looking to Todd for Mexican food, especially since he bought this Mexican restaurant space three years ago and hasn't even opened it yet. It just sort of doesn't give you confidence in anything. I know there was a pandemic, but still still I just don't have confidence in it. I don't either. And then after that, he's going to have Aces Pizza. I don't trust him with pizza. I think it's just Todd thing. I just have a thing against Todd, I think. Yeah. And also, like Lisa Vanderpump was smart. She opened up all her restaurants pretty much like all next to

each other. So you could have that theme park experience. We're going from one to the next and next RIP pump though. Well, pump. Yeah, because they were trying to charge them a lot, whatever happened with that. But also, Villa Blanca closed first, and I think it's because it was far, it was far from the brand. You know, people wanted to see the Tom and Tom, the place where all the cast filmed, right? And then this place is called Blaze, Blaze. Wait, wait wait there's

the steakhouse is blaze and then like the Mexican restaurant's called Ola G right Ola G old old wait what and then what place isn't the man didn't you say the Mexican place is called Ola G like Ola oh like Ola G like the I mean I appreciate the like the... I mean, I appreciate the pun. I'm not gonna lie. I do like the pun, even though it's forced.

I am the kind of person who's pun. Okay, I got it. But either way, I'm just not... I don't look to Todd for authority in many things. Okay, and I just like, to me, it seems, it reads up like a cash ploy, and so that's why I don't have confidence in the food. And when he even says I'm doing it just to make money, he's like a cash ploy and so that's why I don't have confidence in the food and when he even says I'm doing it just to make money. He's like literally cashing in on their cash a and so I like you just don't look The time to think oh this is gonna be like great food, you know

They're gonna change the menu so that's the point of the day They're gonna change a menu to really elevate it and make this elevated steak housework, right? So then we get Melvin. Melvin comes in a sling. Anybody who follows this stuff knows Melvin got shot in this very restaurant, right? So what's it in this restaurant? Oh no, it was someone was like, I can't drink my mimosa. I can't get past the orange on top. Oh, can't you'll tell us in a minute. So he comes in a sling. We know we got shot. We all read it in the papers in the blogs if you will and then they start eating the new food, which let's Let's do something crazy guys. We really need to do something to set ourselves apart.

Shrimps, Gampi. You can get that at Red Lobster. That is not elevated and that is not setting yourself apart. A twice baked potato or are you fucking kidding me? Twice baked potato and blaze wings. Okay, and then another type of wing. And then another type of wing, guys. And a crab burger.

The crab burger, please, sounds different. I've never heard of a crab burger, but it also sounds disgusting. By the way, all of this food is perfectly fine. Yeah. But like, the problem is that the charge exorbitant prices there. That's the thing, you can't say this is an elevated steakhouse, and you're going to serve this food at a premium price point. That's where it goes wrong. So then the producer literally is not producer in the diary room that producer literally with his camera walks up to them is like, uh, guys

Excuse me. Um, love to talk about shrimp scampi. I'm sure people are gonna be tuning in like crazy, but I just like to remind you of the scampi heads. You used to be the number one show on Bravo like literally for a decade. So I just like to wonder if we're gonna actually talk about anything besides scampy and crab burger. Is that gonna be fine? Are we bearing the lead here? I'm though like, we're not talking about it. It's a cocky, well.

Dead Todd's like, yeah, it's a legal situation and then it just cuts to Melvin in his sling and then they just see the headlines. Like, love be Scott. Say what now? Employees shoots co-worker at Candy Burst's play a stake and see if you'd restaurant. And then Candy Burst is causing shot in her restaurant

during an argument with an employee. Then Employees shoots co-worker during a fight-up play as a restaurant. Only by Candy Burst and Todd Tucker. So then Candy explains that there was a gentleman who came to work late and he came to work drunk. And he went up to the cousin who's a kitchen manager and they went outside to hash it out and then the guy shot Melvin.

I mean, what the hell? So now of course nobody wants to put that on TV, but you're on a TV show. Why are you promoting the restaurant that somebody got shot in if you don't want it to be on TV? You're literally going to the scene of the crime and not wanting to talk about it. They're trying to do a PR. They're trying to judge it a little bit. Judge it.

I'm like, this point, no one's in there. And now someone's been shot in there. Just close it down and save your losses. I kind of get the sense that Candy wants to close it down because she's like, you want to open up another restaurant? Like, why? Why? Like, she does. She, this is costing her money, you know? Yeah, I think so.

And I think she's just trying to say, look, maybe I want to change this from a place that someone got shot into a place where someone got scampied in. Okay? Let's just make this happen. Scampied. Someone through, some scamp yet someone. That's okay. So then we hear,

so we know that Kenya's playing tennis. So we got you. I just have to say I'm sorry to interrupt. I love Sheree's commentary on it when she goes. We don't know when we go to Old Lady Gang if we're going to get biscuits or butts. Now there is a name for a restaurant. That's great. Yeah. Okay. I'm in for that. I'm in for that. So then we go to see Kenya playing, she's having like a play date with Brooklyn and her friend Akila and Nasi, her daughter. Oh my God.

These little girls are so cute. So they're playing tennis. One of my favorite traditions, sarcastically, on Bravo, bad tennis, bad tennis on Bravo. But I'll let it pass this time because they're literally children and I cannot expect them all to be tiny martina neuratolovas. So Kenya is like, I love Akila,

her daughter, my daughter, her best friends. And she has become one of my dearest friends. Can't wait to betray her later. Ha ha ha ha. You're keeping, right? Also, you're never to have a star child. And I'll tell you why because who cares that they're only children? That's how they become martina and offer to Lovah.

You make them get their asses up when they're two in the morning and swing that racket until they fucking hit something. Okay. What do you think Beethoven just this, it just happened to him? Okay. Beethoven, that great tennis player and the dog. You think that dog just became a star overnight. That was work for that dog Make your children work. Okay, they're not too stupid to learn. They're literally bored to learn. Okay, they're like little tiny computers wake them up figure out how they're gonna earn you some money and Get them practicing and voila. You have the next Jennifer Capriotti.

Yeah. So, um, yes, and now they're starting talking about stuff and, um, Kenya's talking about getting divorced again and she's talking about how, like, but she has talking about this guy that she met that we, she mentioned last week to KMC, whose real name is Roy, but it's ROI, which stands for a return on investment. So I'm very concerned about this guy because they call him Mr. KMC because the CEO and founder of Kailme Crazy. So again, I would just like to say, I don't know, I have a bad feeling about this. Kailme Crazy, fuck crazy fucking get angry with that.

Oh my God. So Akila is like, well, you know, that's great if he ends up being your guy, but there's so many guys. Okay, I'll line them up for you. And Keny's like, are you going to take me to some football games? I mean, no offense, but it's you late. Okay. You don't need a football player. You need a football owner a football team owner, okay?

It's not player time Yeah Well, I don't know she could be Mrs. Kale me crazy. This is imagine living with somebody Called Kale me crazy. I can't I would not be able to. I would not. I would like literally have a difficult time when it's entire. Next time I'm about to get a boner, I'm going to say, count me crazy and see if it instantly kills it because I will bet you money. Well, you know how sometimes I'm telling me maybe the morning boner and it's like, oh my god, like it's embarrassing, you know, someone's there, oh god, I've got the more. Get up and watch the kitchen, you know, count me crazy, count me my god, it's embarrassing. Someone's there, oh god, I've got the more fun. I don't know. That's the way to get up and watch the kitchen.

Come crazy, come crazy in this gun. This fucking guy. Yeah, I don't know. Because the thing is that it's like, I also don't believe that ROI is this real name either. I feel like we're already onto a second alias. And I feel like they're both, like, he gave himself his nicknames.

I don't know this. I'm more red flags all of it. It's also a community relationship and Kenya relationships are so prepaid. It's like how much money did you put on this card before you sent it to me to years? You know what I mean? First, don't trust. For as bad as Sheree's, uh, choice in men is Kenyans is just as bad as Shere is, a choice in men is, Kenyans is just as bad.

It is, the difference is that Kenyans can tell them to go. Shere has a harder time, you know. Shere will take a lot more time. So remember that fake doctor that Shere dated? She dated a fake doctor. Remember that? A fake doctor. There was like a fake doctor around season four.

We call them self-addoctor. Anyway, that's something for people to Google. So, speaking of Shreys, Shreys on your meeting for dinner, and Shreys happy because she's a glamour, not a grandma, but a glamour now because I already had a meeting. I heard you had a meeting. I heard you had a meeting. Did it already on board, fast forward.

I don't need to hear another glam on monologue like he just invented it, sure. I was like, oh, a glam is like a glam on. But instead of an R, there's an L because it means glam, like glamorous, short for glamorous, which is what I am. So her daughter has had the cutest baby and they've named the baby Mecca,

which I have to say, A, it's a beautiful name, but it's also a lot to live up to. Okay. What if Mecha lives in a like studio apartment for a lot of her life? You know, what if Mecha doesn't like to clean? And people are like, Hey, we're coming to Mecha. It's like literally the shows that land. You're not going to clean your living room.

Come on. I just like the trend of geographical names that's going on in her family line. You know, Cairo, Mecca, you know, I'm excited to see what city's next. Yeah. Brooklyn. Whether there's a Brooklyn,

just keep naming their kids after places. Licked in Stein. So, yeah, so Shere is saying that Martell felt ambushed at the party and she also really didn't like that Kenya was calling him aggressive and that we can't keep doing this like calling black man aggressive, you know, you can't just like go and do that. Right. And so I knew it was like, well, I mean, that's what she did to my husband when he didn't

agree with her. And she's like, yeah, we can't keep doing that to people. And Shere says, yeah, we can't keep putting these labels on these men. And then it was really funny because when he realized what was going on, he finally said, I don't give a fuck if I tried to fuck you two years ago. And they start laughing. And then we go back to Kenya and Akira and Kenya is talking about the party being crazy. that this guy's a Yamter and she didn't wanna keep it from Shirei and he's acting like he didn't DM her. Yeah, so yeah,

because Kenya's like, Montel Jordan cursing me out. And so, yeah, Akila is basically like, this is your first time meeting in person and he went off on you like that. So then it goes back to, so then actually we started I think a new scene. This was Sheree.

I know Sheree is just talking and she's like saying the same thing about like don't comment me with like half information like, you know, he might not have been right, but you have to take accountability for your actions too. Right. And Kenya's basic point is the point is it doesn't matter. Like I was mad at her because she didn't say don't talk to my friends like that. Like we've both been in abusive situations and you just had a man in prison that made you look like a fool.

I mean, how dickmatized can a person be, you know? Yeah. So then we go back to Drew and we go to Drew and Ralph in the studio for another housewife singer. I know we're all really excited. Those charts are not full enough of real housewives with songs. I'm really glad you're asking me about this. Time for Drew Siddora.

So, Ralph's like, yeah, a couple months ago, Kenya told me to get in here. He tells us to the producer and he's like, and I was like, all right, I gotta come in here. I have a cool session. So, like, here we are. I'm ready for a big session. Now, because we're a happy, happy couple.

Look at my big smiles. Ah! By the way, this is a for hire producer. This is not someone who came to them and said, hey, I want to produce your stuff. This is someone they're paying their producer stuff, which is fine. You know, a lot, you know, that's how a lot of people

produce their stuff. But they're pitching to the guy at this whole time. You don't need to pitch it. You paid him. Just let the man put some auto tune on some shit. He doesn't want to hear of this. But Drew gets her origin story for why she wants to sing again. And she's like, last year, I sang Happy Birthday

for one of my friends. And my notes were on. And I got to her and I'm going, Happy Birthday to you. And she's like, I was on fire that day, and I knew I had to go back to music. And I just knew I have so much to pour my heart out about music is my therapy. And he's like, yeah, we're going to talk about overall strategy and make sure she's

like really in it. I was like, oh, that's, you know what? Anyone who's about to go into business with you wants to hear that they're not sure you have any confidence, okay? And he's like, yeah, and then I thought, you know, I should just maybe get back in the studio. That could be fun, or like, dance, you know? Maybe I could dance again. And everything's inspired by my mayor.

No one wants to hear music inspired by your mayor. What are you gonna call it, ring cam? Crumbling. The ring didn't mean, the ring cam didn't mean the ring cam didn't mean the thing. What the fuck are they're recording over there So the producer's like cool. So like what's your dynamic working together like why is he here? And she's like well The studio is our happy place like this is where we have our connection. Look how happy we are. We are a happy couple, forever couple.

Yeah, and she's like, our communication started right on our first date. She's like, I've been doing music my whole life. It just never popped, but it is my passion. And she's like, okay, I'd love to work with you. Did you write the check or what? Like, how long is this gonna take? This cost money.

This time that we're just talking. Cost money. Yeah, so Ralph's like, I want to get you a sense of why not. What do you sound like? You're listening to some music. Playing the music and Drew is like, I'm just having a full circle moment, putting out this music together. I just hope that the two of us can take it to the top.

I'm here, real sunny and share and look how that worked out for them. And then we do find out what their music is about. It's cracked me up. Well, first of all, he starts playing the piano for an acoustic version, right? And then Bravo adds in a, killed me like Bravo even knows the sucks, right? So take us. Yeah, you should do just do that acoustic version. Sounds good. And Braf yeah, you should do, just do that acoustic version.

Sounds good. And Rob goes, you know what we should do in acoustic version of the tiny desk. Tiny desk. They like lose their mind saying tiny desk. They're so, that song that's taken over the country. Tiny desk.

It's like a big desk, but it's tiny. I wanna divide it, let it, but I wrote a post net instead. Like, what the fuck? No one wants to hear a song about a tiny damn desk. Yeah, we'll be, we'll be sure to keep an eye out for you guys appearing on Tiny Desk. I'm sure we'll be right after Jasmine Sullivan. So, excuse me.

Tiny desk! Ralph Lake literally has an aneurysm saying Tiny Desk. So now we go to the She-by-Shory warehouse and there's 273 orders that have to go out today. There's two ladies who are working to pack things up and Trace like inspecting. She's like, it's like wrinkled. Oh my gosh, we're setting out stuff like this. What are you gonna, you gotta steam this stuff. I'm like, that's an extra charge. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of she buys charade clothes. It's like a ship station. It's like where Shannon Bedore records those. Well, what my business, real for,

with a real for real is real. We can do it without ship station. She's acting like she had to hire Frances McDormand around Christmas time to work in there. Like you were not an Amazon fulfillment center charade. So she tells us that she got so much love after her fashion months. So much more. There's a website quest. And I lost a lot of money. Money, I'm just, I'm just gonna say it was money. And then everyone in there,

mama had something to say. And then they cut to the campfire complaining. He's like, and then I went and I tried the website again, and it was still down. Look, I can love that guy. Keppire. Keppire is just here to report every fucking time. He's got like a downed reporter on She Bicep Dre. Emergency podcast, emergency, it's me, Keppire. It's down again.

It's down. I just got a 405 error. So, which is more sales than she's had. So, if anyone is a YouTube person, he's great. Yeah, so an also on Twitter. So then Kenya comes over and she's like, wow, like we're in the house of Shiboshore! So, are you doing the quality control?

You're just looking, which felt shady. For some reason, I'd like detected shade. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. So are you doing the quality control? You're just looking which felt shady For some reason I'd like detected shade. I couldn't quite put my finger on it And then so it's a right cuz sir a such a fucking liar too cuz sir a goes oh no Everything I do I do by myself. You've literally got to women standing here doing it for you Yeah, like at least throw a sheet over them and try to hide them You didn't even know steaming was an option. So Kenya is like, Oh, this is cute. This is like the Dallas Cowboy star.

Which I also felt like was shady. It's like nice on original logo you have, Shiree. And Shiree is like, yes, almost. We're just at a game and can't so much fun. You know, I just did this huge commercial for Direct TV with Theresa and Kyle. And like, we shot in our life the Dallas Cowboys And so that Nebraska was there and I was like who's that quarterback? I came and said I'm sitting like oh my

So basically in summary I did a national commercial that ran for three months right on the highest rated shows on TV and you're making sweatshirts Yeah, and it just was with the football team that you stole your logo from so how are you doing? So sure I asked about kale for you know kale for cock or whatever that guy's name is kale for Joe Camerai Kerry. Yeah, what's his name? Can't kill me crazy Call me, Call me crazy. Call me crazy. Call me crazy. And Ken, Ken, he's like, oh my God, there is so much chemistry.

Calculus was so many things. So speaking of relationships, you're being claimed apparently because you were claimed by Martell at the party. And she's like, listen, we're just stating, you know, we're just stating. And she goes, well, so you have a lot in common, huh? And Shreys, like, well, he's a Capricorn. Oh, that's so weird, because I normally get along with Capricons. That's weird to me.

Ha, ha, ha. And Shreys, like, what happened the other day? Let's talk about that. And Kenya is saying that she was just shocked that Martel was, was come, what like was, was coming for her. And she's like, oh, and did I deserve to be crossed out? Like, I'm waiting for that part. And she's like, well, you both got elevated like a playstake house.

And it didn't need to go there. It didn't need to go there. Presented by Todd and Candy. And Candy is just like scampy. It didn't need to go there. Candy is like, well, what happened is he DMed me. And then I'm not DMed me and then I'm not going to set, then I'm not going to accept it because I remember watching a show and I didn't like how things went down with his wife. And Shira is like, well, I thought you'd get along with him, but you know, look, he feels like people are ambushing him because you ambushed him basically because you did. You I took his first moments on the show to make a very dramatic

storyline about already cheating on me. Take it away, Kim. Yeah. She's like, well, I don't know him and I don't want to get to know him and that's it. Huh. And so Shreys, like, we have talked so many times and not once did you ever say to me, by the way, Shreys, this happened. She's like, oh, well, I didn't really think about it until I saw you two together. And I asked, like, is this a thing? So Shreie totally has busted Kenya on that one. Yeah, she's such a fucking liar, my God. So then Shreie's like, well,

then Shreie comes out with her own lie. And she's like, well, I'd already seen the message because we showed me that to you because, and you said six months, you said six months, she goes, I said it was at least six months ago and we see her saying that and then Shere is like yeah well when I met Martel we just got into this place we were so close we told each other everything and he told me he wants to be in Kenya and so that's why I was like lowkey like whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo like, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, like what would he say? Because I knew it wasn't flirtatious. I knew there was nothing to it. I was like, I guarantee that did not come up.

The single DM from 2020, nope, that did not come up. No way. So, she would have asked Kenia about it. She would have asked Kenia for sure that this guy wasn't going for Kenia. So they're both lying at each other. And Kenia's like, was it so offensive to him that he felt he had to curse and disrespect me?

Sherea's like, well, I think you'd like him, if you know, and she's like, the man was so disrespectful to me and Sherea's up, but you were too. And Kenya's like, but you can't do that, Sherea, you can't do that, you know, bros before hose. And Sherea goes, wouldn't it be hose before bros? No, where the bros in this case, Sherea, keep up. Right, right, where the bros? No, we're the bros in this case, Sharay, keep up.

Right, right. We're the bros. We're the, I'm very confused. Do the bros have to start? Let go. That's the cowboys. Cow bros. Cow bros is that what we're calling now. So Sharay is like, I'm a Paul. She should be apologizing and she's just mad.

She got caught. So she can't let that come. But now she says she's being attacked. And that's not how we're. Okay, you're right. Kenya did come at Martell in the first episode because she already hated him and had this preloaded to embarrass you? You're correct. However, Martell also acted like a crazy abusive asshole and a monster of women and he can't fucking act like that either. So I say both incorrect.

Congratulations. You're all wrong. So then Kenya is like, well, what offended me? She's like, I got a lot of DMs and then he said, I bet you answer all of them. Ha, no, that's crazy. He's basically saying, I'm a whore. And she goes, I didn't hear that. And then we see a clip of Sray very clearly hearing that and then laughing. And then Kenya is like, he's trying to I would have that reaction. If someone said, I bet you check all your DMs. I'd be like, they wish I did. And she's like, it wouldn't trigger me at all.

Nothing at all. Like you're trying to make something out of nothing. It never went anywhere. Never went. Nothing happened anyway. And she goes, you can hold him accountable for how we acted towards me. I mean, I mentioned should never act that way, towards a woman, whether he's angry or not,

ever, it's unacceptable. So you it's okay, it's okay for you to get in his face. And she's like, well, if I'm defending myself against something I started, yes. And she's like, so when he's defending himself, it's not okay to speak. And she's like, yes, he can speak, but he can't speak abusively.

Like, what aren't you getting? He can, you know? Yeah, yeah. And Shere is like, yes, he can speak, but he can't speak abusively. Like, what aren't you getting? He can't, you know? Yeah, yeah. And Shere is like, okay, Kenya first called Ross. First at Ross was aggressive because he defended Sanya. And now Martell defend himself. And you call him a piece of shit. What is your issue with calling black men aggressive?

Are they public enemy number one? Because you don't have one. So then, Ken has first two. Boom. It's a big boom. Yeah. Because that is kind of Kenya's, that's from doom. It's a big boom. Because that is kind of Kenny is, that's like one of Kenny's insecurities.

Like it comes up in like in a second. She's often been like, you guys all have men, I'm the only one who doesn't have a man. And so she clearly has, has like a trigger point about not having a man with her in these situations that kind of like makes her, I think unsettled. So she's like, you know, you need to look at your past and what you've allowed, you know,

when Bob was saying that shit in the car, like you still not learned, there's a sign. There's like a sign when men talk to women that way. It's a sign that they're not good. Like they'll go further, you know? And she's like, there's never a scenario where it's okay for Amanda to speak to one like that. And listen, that's a really dark place to take it to like prior abuse. But I think she's allowed to do that because

she has gone through it. And Saray went through it on the show. And not to mention, she's totally correct. I think about that. I think she's correct too, actually. I think they both have had, there's some, obviously obviously something in their upbringing or whatever has caused them to be drawn to these guys in some way and I'm not putting the blame on them, but it's one of those dynamics that happened. I think Kenya's kind of like, they both understand the situation, right? And so it is dark, but it's true, I feel like. So, Basit-B Shre is sort of saying,

like you have to stop labeling these black men and black women and Kenya's like, Shre, don't turn to surround on me. I was like standing up for myself and everyone else out here with a man and like, every now and then else is out here with a man and like, here we go, I'm out here by myself and a man is so crazy to me.

And yeah, and she's like, Kenya, what do you need? She's just like, what do you need to get past this? And she's just, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree, which I don't think has ever happened in Kenya's life. So that'll be, at worst, Sharay is real. This will come back. Yeah. So this will come back.

Yeah, now we're gonna have Sharay, Marlo, and now this Courtney check, if Courtney stays on versus Kenya. So it should be pretty fun. That's good. It was good. I have to say, so far I am feeling good about the season so far.

Next week's preview looked really good. And yeah, I don't know if I would go so far to be like, oh, Martell is he's gonna be an abuser, but he definitely looks like he's gonna be disrespectful to Saray. So I feel like. But if I'm going to be an abuser, but he definitely looks like he's going to be disrespectful to Sherei. So I feel like that flag is using one word abuser to kind of umbrella all kinds of abuse, you know, which may not be the fairest, you know, because there's emotional abuse, there's physical abuse, which is obviously worse.

But yeah, I think that if a man shows you that kind of distress, if a man is willing to like Fuck you and all that stuff in public yelling at a woman. It's not a good sign with how they're gonna be in private in general Nope, but I guess we'll have all season to make further judgment calls. Yes, we sure will So thank you to everybody for being here today. This is also a crap. It's on demand video We're gonna have a bunch of those coming up. So if you would prefer to watch this instead of listening to it, come to Patreon and check out the different tiers there. We sure love you guys. We'll see you next time. Bye! Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Subiboni, she don't take no baloney.

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