Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party

Episode Date: January 29, 2019

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Hey, what's you doing? I am recuperating. We recuperating. We just got back to Charleston. We spent about four or five days in Charleston, which was absolutely amazing. We were so caught up on Friday night on our show in Charleston with all the excitement because we had the Southern Charm people there and it was so wonderful.

That was our seventh anniversary show and we didn't even say it right there. And if packed house, packed audience, we were just so running on adrenaline that we didn't even mention it, but we hit seven years, so Ronnie, pat on the back. Thank you everyone who has fueled us,

powered us to get to this point. It's been amazing and what a way to bring in the seven year anniversary then with like that crazy get to this point. It's been amazing and what a way to bring in the seven year anniversary then with like that crazy show in Charleston was so fun. It was, it was great. And right now I'm working on our graphic for our live stream tomorrow. We're going to be doing live streams this week of Vanderpump rules. And what's the other one being real house wise in New Jersey,

which has been great. We're on a positive New Jersey. Yeah. So Tuesday and Thursday this week at noon, which actually you know about the most after Tuesday, let's just help. Let's do 1230. We run and I have a call at 12. So we actually let's do 1230 tomorrow. Normally it's 12. Okay. But it'll be 1230 tomorrow, everyone. We're keeping it very transparent. Yes. So 12.30. And we're doing that on the TV party app. So just download that app and come join us. Yeah. It'll be super fun. So here is the update for everyone. We just recorded this week's bonus episode. It was sort of like an emergency situation. We woke up and there was a new trailer for Real Housewives of New York, only the best show in all of television. So we did

one of our patented shot by shot breakdowns of the trailer. We put it on the bonus episode. It is already up. You can access it. By the time you listen to this, you may have already even seen it. I'm getting choked up. Just thinking of the beauty of the show. But Bethany Frankel posted the trailer on her Instagram and she said it's going to be premiering on March 6th. So here's the thing. Last year when we went to DC, people who came to our Wednesday night show, they made the ultimate sacrifice, which is that they came to our show instead of going, watch, staying at home and watching the season premiere of Real Housewives of New York. So we are going to pay it back because on our Friday night show, that, well, it's our

only show in DC, on March 8th, we will be covering the Real Housewives of New York season premiere. It's the only right thing to do. So that's the exciting thing there. And then next week, we're going to Dallas next week. So you guys, if you heard of all the excitement that happened in Charleston and you want to have that experience for yourself, come next week to Dallas. The tickets are on sale at watchrocrapins.com as well as tickets for a million other shows. We got just for laughs coming up. We got we're in we're in Portland. We're going to Phoenix since then that we got a second show in Cincinnati.

Milwaukee. It's all over the all over. Even more than that, I'm're going to Phoenix, Cincinnati, we got a second show in Cincinnati, Milwaukee, it's all over the, all over the, even more than that, I'm not gonna go down the entire list because it's so much, whoa, so much. But really, like the priority right now is if you were thinking about going to Dallas, the time is now, don't worry about going alone, you're gonna make friends, it's a great time.

Just look at all the stuff that came out over the weekend in Charleston, you'll love it, you'll have a great time. Just look at all the stuff that came out of the weekend in Charleston. You'll love it. You'll have a great time. Yes, and also that show in Delos next week will be Real Housewives in New Jersey on Friday night. That show has been Effing hysterical. If you're not watching it, you should be. Yeah. It has had a really great comeback this year. So we're gonna bring it, try it out at a live show. And listen, the past couple of years of Jersey have not been that great. And they've been some of our best live shows ever. So come to that Friday. And then Saturday night is going to be a real housewives of Dallas classic episode. And

that is episode 105, that's season number one episode number five. It is the episode where really we don't even know what happens. We just googled which episode does Leanne hit a trolley in yeah, and that's That was going to be our episode. So that is Saturday night that sold out So sorry if you didn't get tickets, but Thursday night is Jersey and that's gonna be great Friday nights Jersey Friday nights Jersey. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I'm like I'm so excited I've never been to Dallas before and I always get excited going to to Texas with Ronnie I feel like I feel like you're like my little spirit kind of down there my whole family's gonna be there But your friends eventually special guests will be there Friday is

Hopefully, um, I mean, it doesn't take a lot of Doesn't take a lot of guesswork to imagine which special guess will probably be there We haven't locked anything down so we're not gonna we haven't lock-in anything down So we don't want to make any promises, but I mean Yeah, you heard that about Chicago. So yeah, so just come so that's that for the day Let us move on to the real house was of Atlanta Land had a good episode. It's her dad.

I know. I give a polite golf clap to Eva who finally decided to get off her ass and be funny and spicy. So I appreciate that. Well, you know, they can only push you so much. I mean, I really do think that everyone comes on these shows thinking these shows are full of messy people. I'm not going to be a messy person. I'm going to bring some class. You know, they always say like, I'm bringing class to the show. And

then you just get pushed around so much. That's like, all right enough. I know exactly. And and it's just like, this is the eve we should have seen all along. So hopefully it's all uphill uphill from here. So this week's episode picks up at the Tania fight. The big exciting Tania fight where Nini was like, oh well, if you don't marry Paul, you might marry someone else. And she's like, oh, how could you say that about me? Nini, how could you?

We're not in the Paul bashing room. Oh. I built a new room in my home next to the Hibachi room. This is for Nini to get mad about pole! Yeah, and Nini's, well I think we said this last week, but Nini is like, I haven't married for 20 years, so I'm very serious about love. It's like, except for that divorce.

Yeah, and you're like literally talking about how you want to leave Greg right now So yeah, so basically Neenie is biting Tanya's head off and Tanya's in over her said head that has been bitten off So Neenie is like Paul is not on my radar at which point Tanya tries to pivot into like fun times and joking She's like well, he's on mine. Smile, smile, Hibachi. I mean, he is just, she's just pissed now. And they need to be pushed over the edge, which we've kind of, I guess, been waiting for this season. Yeah.

But she's pushed over the edge now. And she's like, that's good. Now, give me 50 feet on Paul now. Like, how do you not want to hear any more on him? Yeah. And she's like, I made a statement, which really in all of the Neenie sins, yeah, then you know, it's very weird that I'm on Neenie side,

because I feel like she's a monster bomb. But I feel like out of all of Neenie sins, this has gotta be the least. Yeah, this was, this is pretty benign. I'm like, I'm like not, this was like, this was like a nothing, you know? And Tonya just like barked off the wrong tree. And I think even Neenie knows it,

which is why she's so mad. She's like, I know when I'm being irrational and I was actually being irrational. So I'm gonna be irrationally mad at you saying I was irrational when I was rational. Yeah, so now we have our like victim fight because Tonya's crying. And since he's like,

she's just very sensitive right now. She's like, well, that's odd. Yeah, I don't know what that meant. But just that, yeah, that taught me I would be crying over this stupid thing. And Candy's just like watching. She's got like that big like Cheshire Cat grin on her face and she goes, Uhhhhhh. Uhhhhhh.

Damn. Yeah, I wrote candy noise. Damn. Yeah. It's like a pizza. Yeah, I wrote candy noise damn yeah She's like meanie's mad as hell okay, I don't know what they're talking about but this is not going well And Neanie is always happy to talk about how she has a lot of things going on But she actually does in this case she actually does so she's talking about she has a lot of things going on and Tony It just starts like all her synapses are going in every direction because she's doing that laugh cry thing where she's crying but she's smiling and laughing.

So she's like, just like strange like energy is coming from the corner of the sushi bar. Yes. So she's going crazy and he means like, uh, cancer, you know, which wins. I mean, the cancer card wins. And even Cynthia's like, hmm, well, she tells us she's like Child, Tony go find your unicorns and rainbows and Go be happy Mimi has a cancer card. Okay, like she's not losing this one. Yeah, like Neonie has cancer card

And it's even trumping either dying cramp grandpa card like like Neonie's got the card wins cancer card wins and less there's like a fresh outburst of leprosy like cancer wins cancer wins well I mean cancer card wins cancer loses cancer is the worst and by the way r.i.p. shot just ended in our so sad yeah thanks for bringing that down well I brought it I brought it up in a

way that was not like guys let's stop everything I brought up in like a perfect side like I brought it up in the tone of cancer not guys let's have everything. I brought up in like a person aside. Like I brought up in the tone of the answer, not guys, let's have a moment, but it is sad. And so fuck cancer. I said, bless you and fuck cancer. Yeah. So anyway, Nini walks out and basically,

Nini walks out and she's so big that she's walking out of this room and they have like kind of a streamer thing on the door. You know, like a lot of Asian restaurants, whereas just like a cloth thing that kind comes. I don't know split cloth thing. Yes, I'm just like a cloth thing that hits me in the head. She goes, thank you. I wrote napkin exit hits her face and she says, thank you. She has so much fabric fans. She just used to it. So yeah, so she's sashing around Tokyo in a caftan.

And then they're all, there's like back, they're just like back in the sushi bar. And Eva's like, why is Tonya crying? It's not Tonya time. It's Bachelorette time. I'm like, oh, we still hanging on to this, like flimsy excuse for why you're in Tokyo right now. I'd rather watch Tonya cry. Thank you. It's Bachelorette time. I'm like, oh, we still hanging on to this, like flimsy excuse for why you're in Tokyo right now. I'd rather watch Tanya cry, thank you.

It's pretty fun. Yeah, it's hilarious. She's a good cryer, because she's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Crying yeah exactly it's hilarious So Marla's like are you on your are you sensitive or you just on your period Like god way to be a dude about it. Yeah, so then they're all they all sort of get up and they're leaving and candy is So over the sushi. She is not a sushi eater and she sees a McDonald's. She's like, I'm like meowing. She's just, no.

She's so hungry, she's meowing basically. Marlowe's like, let's go to McDonald's. You know Candy, hungry. Yeah. Candy is like mortified by all the food here. Yeah. So in the van, they're all trying to call Cynthia. Marlowe and, and I'm not, they're trying to call call Cynthia, Marlo and, and, and, I'm not,

they're trying to call Neenie, Marlo and Cynthia are in a, like, a who's gonna answer our call first? Yeah. And, Neenie doesn't answer anyone. And Cynthia's like, Cha, she normally answers my phone, Cha, which was like a subtle power play that she was doing for the entire van, you know? Which makes me crazy. I hate everybody, like all over themselves to kiss me knees ass, okay? Me knees an hour late every day. Yeah. Okay, I don't care what's going on in your life. You don't just do that to everybody else.

It's bullshit every day, maybe once. Me well, I, you know, what I like about I, the tour guide is that she's both good cop and bad cop. So right now she's in good cop mood because she comes on with McDonald's. She's like, well, you guys still look like you're hungry. So here's some McDonald's and Candy's like, yeah, she brought them donuts and french fries. And I was like, wow, you know, you know, Candy. Candy's like praise him. And I'm all for being grateful to God,

but you better start praising I about now. Yeah, yeah, because I have controls everything right. And as we will see. Yeah. So I had just put it very mildly. She's like, Neenie's not feeling well so she took a taxi. And then we cut to Neenie jumping in a taxi and this poor producer who's chasing her around all episode.

I know Marcus, I think it's his name. He runs to the taxi window and he's like, come on, at least then I'll is soon it and she's like no He pulled the I'm not even sure if it was a taxi. They just got the first car that they could find It was like the president's limo going going by and like I'm sorry president of Japan Neemies mad. We're gonna need you a vacate the vehicle. Yeah, Neemie just did in the street like you know Godzilla until someone got out of a cabin started running like in a horror movie. Yeah, nearly just didn't the street, like, you know, Godzilla until someone got out of a cabin started running like in a horror movie. Yeah, exactly. Oh, what a geographically appropriate

reference. You like that? Yeah. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. You're welcome. So, uh, so now they all get on, they're on the van and Mar-a-Low just turns to time is like, you done fucked up. And You done fucked up and Yeah, I don't know what sort of expression to have to that except She's like but that she should know for so many respects And candy's like she's gonna need to toughen up if she's gonna be in this group, you know Yeah, there's a reason why Tanya did not get a peach because this group is like I haven't surprised she has not been eaten alive already.

Like I'm shocked you got this far, especially after her swag boutique comment. Yes, and I just say Tanya, love that you went for Nini, love it. Just pick the right time. This was the wrong thing. Yeah, this is. Love it. Just pick the right time. This was the wrong time. Yeah, yeah, this was a strange moment. So now begins really a crazy epic, but rather classic Marlow fight, because they're going out for karaoke that night. And so they ask what the dress code is, and Chamari wants to bring wedges.

And he was like, no, no, you can't bring wedges. And Marlow was like, I know you ain't talking either with your Burkin stock wearing ass. And so, and Eva's like, Eva starts chill. She's like, don't come from my flats. They're still Gucci and Chloe tag jeans. Yeah. Whatever the hell these people are talking about.

And Marlow goes, you get your shoes from Zara. Yeah, exactly. And then it starts getting into this whole runway thing because even as like, girl, you got me all the way twisted. I'm in motherfucking runway right now. I'm wearing a $1200 flip flop, which can't be as like, ah! Yeah, you basically both look like moron right now.

Like you're wearing a $1,200 flip flop, there's no way you're gonna witness fight cause that's just stupid. Yeah, and Marlo's like, you just got the plug on it, which I was like, this is one of those moments when I'm very white and I was like, I don't know what this means.

So basically, I was like, a boyfriend, can you help me? So basically Marlo was like, you're acting like you're a misfashioned, but you're like, you're new to all this and like, you just, basically, you just got here. That you got the plug on it means you just got here. Basically, apparently there's actually like multiple ways it can mean something, but in this context, it was really

basically like, you're like getting, it's like, it could be like, oh, this context, it was really basically like, you're like getting, it's like, it could be like, oh, you're just getting that for free, or you're just getting this for whatever. Basically, you just, you just can't, you just, you just got, you just, you just started getting runway clothes, like where I've been getting runway clothes. More or less, I could be bastardizing what I've been taught, but that's, you know, this is like the time we learned about this. No, this is no, no, that's not what it is. It means, and I'm on Urban Dictionary, so maybe you should try Urban Dictionary last time. I think Dom is just not telling you. Okay, let's see, let's see, Ben, try and explain this. Yeah. I would like to talk about Urban Dictionary for constantly

saving my life, because not only am I white, I'm old. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, if anyone wants a real treat, go back to the episode where Claudia Jordan told Nini that she had no edges, and we're like, oh, well, clearly she means that she's lost her edge in life and she's not, not as witty as she used to be. Yes. Yes, and I'm also bald, so I hear you got the plug and I'm like, oh my god

I've said that so many times to people But it's not it's not likes it says the plug is a term used to describe someone who is a resource for obtaining something valuable That would otherwise be difficult to obtain yeah, so she's saying you're getting that shit for free because you model it Right, yeah, I actually pay for my staff. Yeah, that was one of the definitions that Dom gave me too. And that was actually something that I figured out myself because I sort of deduced that like plug, I was like, oh, you're, she's getting to plug something. But part of that, but the implication is that she's not fashion. She's like new, right?

That's, so it's all sort of like, it's all sort of like, well, she's saying you're free because the rest of the argument is where she's like, I pay for mine, what you get to wear from work, one time a year in January, I pay for mine. Exactly. But then especially because Eva goes, well, I went from runway to off runway.

Every minute, five, five, seven, been doing this since I was 18, for every minute, 33 boots. So like, you know, it's all like a multi-faceted argument about some, yeah, super deep. Yeah. So Marla's like, oh, here you come. I wanna see you. Come out, then come out. Because Eva's like, oh, here you come. I want to see you come out and come out.

Because Eva's like, OK, I've had enough of this shit. Marla's been following her around trying to start shit with her ever since this began, right? So they both stand up and everyone just starts hooting and hooting and hollering on this. And I guess here we go. And Ia is like, what is happening? What is going on? Wow. She's like, I just got them some donuts.

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Yeah, she goes, you've been on the runways since you were five., she goes, you've been on the runways since you were five. I've carried everything since I was five. And I don't know. And they pull it out like the ball. Because you're 42. Yeah, Marlow saying like she didn't have to borrow it.

It's still unclear what Marlow does for her money. Aside from rumors, rampant rumors that she's up with Ted Turner. But, and then he was like, the way your ass is set up, you could never model. I mean, there were just all these lines coming out of me very quickly. And I was just trying to write down what I could. I rewound so many times that I just sort of gave up. I just kept trying to get down because this fight was cracking me up. Marlow goes, you got to feel what my clothes feel like in January,

if forever ago, meaning like when you used to be a model, you would get my goes, you gotta feel what my clothes feel like in January if forever ago. Meaning when you used to be a model, you would get my clothes, you know. And she's like, and you felt it when January of never. You're fat, you know, she's like, you're the way your ass is set up. And then, while they're screaming and yelling over each other, each other, Aya is looking at her phone. And Portia's is like that's point to her guy just calling a Uber. Yeah, she's she's never gonna be a target again. She's just get her Uber and get off at the next line, which is hilarious because

that's what we're all were thinking. Yes, and Marla is like I'm on the runway of Marlo. The runway of Marlo and even says you can't even do plus or even like you can't even do plus size and then Cynthia when she says plus size Cynthia looks directly when she says plus size Cynthia looks directly to the camera like oh my god yeah also Marlow's are a chance you don't say that

well also at this point Marlow was chanting Marlow runway Marlow runway so that's in Marlow pulls a heavenly when she doesn't have anything else to say she's your mama. And then even it's like, uh, uh, you can't play you mommy with me. Play you mommy with Samari. Don't do that with me. Samari. She's in the back seat like, Oh, you can't do that with me. And they just cut away from her. Like they're like, no, we don't care what you think. Yeah, sure. Samari goes, don't you play you mommy with Samari. And I'm like, please stop talking about him, mommy. Like Candy finally has french fries. Can we just let her be happy for one second? I just love the way that that Shemari was like casually just dragged into this, you know?

Like you could say it with Shemari because she's weak in a terrible fashion or wants to wear wedges tonight. But you can't do it to me. And Shemari just like trying to speak up for herself and like not even getting a shred of camera time for it. That was amazing. And Candy's like, uh oh, I don't know who this is.

Yeah. But she, I wouldn't mess with her because she's ripping Marlow up. She's ripping her the shreds. Yeah, basically. And then the fight, it just starts going on so long that the editors just have to start doing time-lapse. They start showing like 205, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, and we're just hearing snippets of an endless fight. And we just get these random things. We hear things like, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, 215, then Marla's like, smoking kills, smoking kills. Why don't you just go smoke some more? Yeah, Marla's running out of things to go after. Marla is officially out with your after some of smoke.

But drive a lot. Don't drink and drive. Put your seatbelt on. Put your seatbelt on. And then even because, oh, you're so bitter with your hoodie helmet that you're wearing. Oh my God. Even I just totally solidified herself because she did grow.

I've been like, what is she doing here? Like, I don't want to watch your wedding. I don't want to watch exactly. Exactly. But she showed up today for sure. This is what we've been waiting for. And also when Marlow said, you can't even breastfeed because you're too busy smoking cigarette. And he was like, have a child.

Have a child. Have a child. Who was just Marla. Yeah, because Marla's like, you should, why don't you let new don't sit in your place? Because you're a child. You're a child and she's like, um, yeah, I've got two husband and two children. She goes, well, two children from two different men.

And you have what? Nothing. You have an ill-fitted wig now sit it back I know Marla's like respect your elders respect your elders and then it just like Cynthia just going even chopped up Marla like Spaztuna so Spaztuna serve on's Platter on my Kitchen Island before

Jihil convenes. Jihil. And so Marla was like, oh, I'm gonna choke you with my wig or something. And then basically they calmed down because like there's no, Marla even calms down, which is, she likes slinks down in her seat and just starts slapping with her wig.

Yeah, that's what she knows. She's the her seat and just starts slapping with her wig. Yeah, that's what she knows. She's the girl that's going to put down her weapons. Yeah, exactly. So, they get back to the hotel and they go to check in on Nini and she's put like the privacy police sign up and Cynthia knocks and she's, and she's like, Chao, Chao, it's me. Cynthia, I hear there's a kitchen island in there and I thought we could stand around it and talk about things like Noel. And and Nini's like too many people for me to be

bothered with like don't come in and then Marlowe yells you want just me and Cynthia. Of course like what about me bitch. And so Cynthia's like okay we'll leave you alone and she's like me this is Marlowe. I'm gonna send everyone away I'll tell you when they're gone. And porce, she goes Marlowe fix your wig. Just go just fix your wig. I'm gonna send everyone away. I'll tell you when they're gone and partially goes Marlow fix your wig Just go just fix your wig. I'm just trying to help you I know I love how they're just like shitting on Marlow and Marlow was just so shameless with everything. It's it's just kind of amazing So then we get a really cute scene of Samari FaceTiming her nanny and her kids. And it was, I think it was Ronnie. I don't think it was the nanny.

There's an old woman holding them. Well, he's really had a bad week. I don't know. I could be out of the office going over there. Or you know, who knows? So some old woman's holding their kids and they're crying and having a fit. And then she starts singing to them and they go to sleep. Yeah. They're crying and having a fit and then she starts singing to them and they go to sleep. Yeah, she's like

That's the cutest thing The man Romain Everyone loves you Roman That's what I tell Puehler everybody loves you. I was like this is every is Her maplored in twenty years So Nini is getting her hair done this evening time and so Cynthia Marlow come by and Marlow is wearing some crazy dress with like all these like red and white circles on them and everything

because she finally got her luggage and now her crazy dresses are on display. Yes, Marlow looks fucking crazy. And then let's see. We start getting like a picture. Oh no, so then Neenie's, they go to check on Nene and she's like, oh, I feel really good But I you know, I just was having an issue with Greg and my day started off wrong and then we get to sushi What the fuck is she talking about? You know, I'm like I wasn't even making fun of her fortune. What she wasn't She wasn't clearly wasn't so then we go

They cut to Tania and Eva and Eva's really Tania and Tania walks in and she's oh Tokyo at night. it's so gorgeous. And he was like, it's very New York. It's very New York, it's very New York. It's very, very New York. Like how many times you guys gonna reiterate this? It's very New York, it's so New York. I thought it was Toronto A, but it's New York.

It's very New York. I said Chicago, nope. Very New York. Where in the world is Tonya staying? It's very New York, but it's not. And Tony is like, well, I'm shell shocked. I've never had anyone yell at me like that. And Eva says, um, why? I don't know that you were taking it the right way. I think she was just saying that no matter what happens, she sure you'll get married to somebody. Yeah, exactly.

And so they're all talking about it. And then they start talking about the fight with Marlow and Eva. And Nina's like, oh, because Marlow is not a reader. And I mean, I was like, yeah, I read her to Phil. They're coming back and forth with it. Since when is Marlo not a reader? She tries to read somebody every single month. I mean, every single season, yeah.

So Marlo, so yeah, now Marlo starts getting into a huff because she's like saying, she's started talking about how Eva is so new with labels, you know, and she's never like Eva's like, like basically saying Eva's like, doesn't know anything about it labels. And so, and Eva is countering over in her room saying like you know My identity is not wrapped up in labels and even though I've been in fashion. That's not my identity, you know No, she goes I got my labels and Tony is like oh, yeah, you came out with so many labels But you say she's not wrapped up in it. Like, that's not like her identity the way it is.

Marlos. So funny. And I like that they're both kind of being called on their stuff because when Mimi was saying, um, and I told her, I don't care. And she's like, oh, yeah, you said that. Like, you said that like five times. Yeah, exactly.

And Marlos, like, I mean, even where's target? I wear designer every day. My toothbrush is designer. And you just know, exactly. And Marlow's like, I mean, Eva wears Target. I wear a designer every day. My toothbrush is designer and you just know a Porsche. I want to be like, can I use it? Yeah. To get her back for wearing her outfit and trying to steal her hotel room. Yeah.

And so in the Niva's basically talking, she's like not talking to Marlow, but she's acting like she's talking to Marlow. She's like, you rent clothes. You return them, like wearing this ill-fitted gilder on your head. Yeah. And then Mimi says, well, Marlowe, what she said was wrong.

She's like, well, she's been wrong since she stepped on the scene. See, she doesn't read. Yeah. So you are. And she's like, for her breast, things because the cigarette, it's like, oh God, I've sat up. And Mimi's like, Marla-lo, come on.

Yeah, I know. So, the party bus, they get on the party bus to go out and Eva is being shady in a way that I really like. She's like, well, Cynthia looks great. And Miss Mar-a-lo took a note on that little piece of a screen door. We call her late-sfront. So good for her. So Portia is going to stay in, because she doesn't feel good. And Nini is like mad

about it for whatever reason. She's mad that Portia is taking time off. When Nini just got to skip a whole day of work. Yeah. She's mad now at Portia. And she said, you know, she's not feeling good because she's pregnant and all that. Her back hurts. And she's like, oh, yeah, well, maybe I was giving birth. Maybe that's why I was late. She goes, okay, yeah, here we go. You know, I've passed bus stops with girls with a baby on their hip and another on their breasts, but poor porcias, just too pregnant. I was like, I don't know if you, I don't think that's a tree you want to bark up. I think that I think it was totally, I think it's totally valid for you want to bark up. I think that it was totally,

I think it's totally valid for Portia to stay in. I'm sure she would have come out of here. It made no sense. And I think that Nene's coming in to do these today's testimonial sections at a different time and shooting when she's already mad at Portia again. You know, she's probably, yeah, she's probably, well, she's also for candy too.

And it's like, when she's probably, she's probably starting with candy again. Yeah, she's probably cranky because she did not want to go out and the poochies are like, you have to go out and then she's like, but Porsche gets to stay in. That's probably what Hermann in Hermann was happening. Yeah. So Tony is trying to make peace over in the back corner

and Neenie's just like ignoring her. She's like, ah, back here. I'm just sort of a hibachi, if you know, like you guys in the basement on the Hibachi, right everyone? There's no mistaking it. She's not over it. Yeah. I mean, he's doing that thing where her eyes are half closed and her head's tilted like So they arrive and they arrive at the red light district and they're walking around and it's like very

corporate and like financial looking and like not red light district the district the at all and can he's like so they all go do some karaoke and Marlok goes where are we doing karaoke sitting down a hill? It's sort of sung because I really wanted to hear them sing karaoke, especially since the candy and schmarier professional singers, it just sucks because they have to get the rights of those songs, but luckily there was one song by escape, which of course the rights are totally allowed for, and they were all singing it, the song, understanding. And it was actually really cool because, like, how cool is that to be like, at karaoke, singing the song with someone who sang that song?

Like, that's, I had, the closest I ever came to that experience that I once went to a party, and there was someone from O-town there, and he's saying that O-town song, because I wanted all, nothing at all. And I honestly thought it was one of the coolest things that ever happened to me in my life. I was like, wow. Hahaha.

Oh, Mimi's, Mimi's like, oh yeah, I love that song. I like it so much. I can't even believe Candy's on the track. As in, I don't hear her voice. I can't. No, I was like, wow. Yeah, that's come from. Yeah, I don't know, but she's

visited everybody today. Yeah. So now it's the next morning. And it's really sad because Eva's grandfather's in the hospital. It's like at the end of the line for him. And so Eva's like doing a countess of the wind. She's like doing voice to text dictation and she's texting tongue. And she's like, hey girl, period. You know, for some reason it made me laugh even though it was a very sad scene. So anyway, so she basically tells Tanya, like, I may have to leave, because my grandfather, they're gonna take him off life support. And so then we see this, we see this like text chain of like,

people of like Tanya texting everyone that Eva's grandpa is not doing well. She may have to go back and see all the people responding via text. And I just laugh because you see Cynthia's and hers is like, everyone's like, I'll be down in a second. I'll be right down. And hers is like, I'm with Mike. Be right down. Chad, I just like, of course it's Mike. She got another kitchen island. I swear to God. She's like, she's even got to take this time to mention that she's got a boyfriend.

Yeah. We know. Cynthia. We get it. Hashtag. My father died without a chill hashtag, please. So they've all decided they're going to get along and they go down into her room and even Marlos being really nice because they had fun at karaoke and she knows she'll lose.

So they come down and Marlos wearing a hair bow. It's made out of hair and Japanese yeah, yeah version of a I don't know, but it looks it's a bow hair the hair is like in the structure and back the head yeah, it's like a Bump it to the extreme with the original bump it the class here. Yeah, okay So she hugs her and and staff and they all they're like on, let's go have fun. Do it for your grandpa. Yeah.

So basically they convince her not to go back to LA and they're just going to celebrate an honor of Smitty, which I think is a nice thing to do. I mean, I don't know. I don't think anyone cares about my opinion and whether or not she stays or goes. But they decide that's what they're gonna do. Yeah, it was really sad. It was a really nice scene actually. It was really, really nice.

They all really banded around to her. I was just like, it was a nice moment. It was a nice moment of humanity. So then they all, it's another van moment, which is where all the tension comes in in this show. Like every time they go to the van, I'm like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Did you see the nervous?

Did you see the person dressed like Mario driving at a super Mario Kart? No, that's right. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don't don't don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don she's standing on top of a hill, looking over the hill. She's got her hand over her brows. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, she's like, she has this look on her face like, oh, I'm not playing today. You guys got a free pass, yes, Jay, but she's like, has this evil smile because she knows that they're gonna leave someone behind and they're gonna learn a lesson.

She's so excited. Yeah, and you know the producers finally gave her permission. Yeah, because it's like, they've got, it's 15 minutes at departure. People start showing up. We have Marlowe, Eva, everyone's showing up, even Shamar, Shamarie sneaks in at 111 AM or 111. Whatever it is, the point is,

the deadline is at 111, 115 and at 117, Neenie comes out and I was like, uh-uh, you're in my country now. Yeah, cause they call Neenie at 1109. And she's like, I'm coming in one second, I'm just putting on one last thing. And then 1113 comes and they just show I am stressing out, looking much, she's looking over a village.

And then she's like, we're out. It's like 1115 on the dot. And so they leave and he was in the lobby. She was in the lobby. So they call Nini because they try calling her and then she wasn't answering which meant that she was in the elevator. Cause she always takes my phone child.

And then she there, she's in the lobby. They're calling like, we can loop around. We can come pick you, Nini. We can do it. We can do it. She's like, uh, uh, no, no. You guys go have in the lobby at their call and like, we can loop around, we can come pick you, Neenie, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it. She's like, uh-uh, no, no. You guys go have a fun time. She's like, I'm staying here.

I don't have time for a relay race. Which is not really a relay race when everybody's just fucking waiting on you every single time. It's like some power move that she's always gotta be the last one. I love that they left without her. I thought it was great. Yeah, me too. So then the van arrives and on you say quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,

quick, quick, because they're going to a little show thing at this. Yeah, the T-Ceremony. They're going to T-Ceremony and it already started. So and they're running late because they waited for Neemie and they walk in like blah, blah, blah, blah. She's like, no, no, you have to. And this is why they're here. Lovely lady was like, can you be not so noisy? Could you like not be so American right now? Thanks. Yeah, and they have to take off their shoes

and Marla was like, somebody's feasting. I know. There's like this beautiful ceremony happening with these gaysha's and you know like ancient ceremony being passed down And it's like Marla like oh someone's feasting Johnny goes remember the sex in the city When they did this and then someone got their shoes stolen at the door and Marla goes nope That's what we have a shoe check at the Himbachi room

Nope. That's what we have a shoe check at the embossy room. Oh, so the Porsche everyone has to be quiet. It's like the first time they've ever walked on a hallway being somewhat quiet. Yeah, and first just like, I'm getting used to this. I think I'm gonna go home and be polite. I'm gonna be quiet when I go home.

I'll be like, please, pass the talk. Um, so they, they're describing the culture. And Cynthia's like, a guy says the Japanese culture job. They have high cheekbones. The body is snatched. And Porsche's she's like their lace froth are sitting I'm living for this yeah So then we cut to Nini in the hotel room. She's calling Greg and this poor producer Marcus He walks in and he just like get out of my room Marcus get out of my room and he just like runs away and then he like stands by the door But he just like away and then he like stands by the door. But he just sort of like stands there, like hiding.

Like his life is not an easy life. Yeah. For Marcus, the last time we saw producer running around this much after one cast member was with Kenya. So beware. I know. But they seem to be able to control Kenya. This in this case, Marcus was like, oh my god,

oh my god, oh my god. Marcus is so fired They got under like R.I.T. Marcus. Would you say at the end that there's just a little chiroindic says R.I.P. I know exactly So then back at the tea ceremony, they're gonna play some games and the candy's like games I love games Which is like what I felt like also I was like yay, and I love the candy love games Which made me have fantasies of playing Sathers of Catan with Candy Burris, which I

think would be a terrible idea because I think she loves games, but she would hate Catan. Just so everyone knows, that's my stance on this. She'd want to just own every industry. Well, maybe it would be good for her, you know, it's like candy whoever owns the most wins, you know, she would never. You just want to pull the stick industry or whatever the hell they have on that game. She's like making like she's I just see her just making a giant longest road across the entire island of Catan and just like winning. She would. So then Marlow keeps hitting her wig on things. Because it's so tough. I know.

Like the running jerk to the rest of this is just, well, Marlow, keep her wig. I know. So they call Neenie. It's after that. And they're all going to go to dinner. They're back in the van. And Neenie, Marlow's like, we're going to eat,

but I'm sad you missed it, which is not what to tell me. Yeah, that's not what you don't. Yeah. Because it was so nice. Oh, we missed you so much, but it was so nice If only we had waited for you just 30 more seconds, but we didn't and you missed out on an amazing opportunity Anyway, how's Marcus? She's like I hate to leave I hated to leave Neenie, but you know what's crazy? These people really start on time here.

Really? Just figured that out now. Guess where they also start on time. Everywhere else in the world. Yeah. Thank you. So at the restaurant, uh, Candy is just getting pissed. Cause now they're not only at a place she doesn't like the food. They're at a vegan place. Yeah. okay. So they've already been pushing her with sushi and now they're pushing veganism on her. And then Ia, who can't read a room, is like, this is vegan food for monks.

Candy is giving the angriest mama joy stare down at Ia. Like, she is furious right now. And Tony is like, I promise it tastes like bacon. And she's like, hmm, they were a lot of things. They taste like bacon. Nope. I mean, she's not going to eat it. No, she is furious.

And I was like, I mean, like I love candy, but candy, you got to try this food. I mean, you're in Japan, but Japanese food is so delicious. You're a restaurant owner. You got to try this food. She will know. No, she's not going to do it. So Mimi finally gets there and she's got a huge fan. Now, that is never, ever, ever a good sign. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And she's like very subdued and she's talking about how she and like, Greg wasn't like they were having issues communication because it's morning where she is in night where he is in night where she is

Morning where he is in night where she is and they're talking. He's being cranky and yadayadayadayada And she tells us I'm a communicator Like yeah, you're a communicator. They famously empathetic to other people That basically means he better answer when I'm ready to yell at him, you know, yeah, exactly So it's time to it's time to leave and oh, it's her it's her wig on the doorframe again I thought this time I was clear coming up. I thought this this could be a Karen Euger moment, but she saved it She has to limbo out the door So then outside, Tanya, they're going to get on the bus.

And Tanya is like, we need, can we have a moment before we get on the bus? And me and Nene are like, this bitch, she's really going to try to have a moment. She's going to try to have a scene with me right now. And I am not, we just had vegetarian Japanese food for monks. And she's going to try to have a scene with me. This is not going to happen. Yeah. So Nene is like, can we just do this on the bus, please? vegetarian Japanese food for monks and she's gonna try to have a scene with me. This is not gonna happen. Yeah, so Mimi's like can we just do this on the bus please and she's like no I needed to be before the bus

Why I was really upset about that comment is because I was coming from someone who really knows who we are You know who we are the pun I love each other. We're just like too shripped on a bachi grill. That's what we are. And Mimi's like, I do not care. Yeah. I do not care. It's like, but we're here for Eva. So can we do something great for Eva tonight and just have fun. And Mimi tells me, well, we're clear. So just know that we are clear. Yeah. And then she gives her that look with her eyes half closed.

Bye. And again, on top of that, I also like that one point. Nini said, well, I'm sorry you feel that way. I didn't mean it like that. I'm like, that's probably bad as good of an apology you'll ever get from Nini. And you should be so happy that you got one. And then Tanya kept on being like, I know,

but it's just that I felt this way. I'm like, Tanya, stop quiet quiet. Shh, you gotta leave this one alone. This is like the best apology Neenie's ever given anyone. Like I can't even remember an apology from Neenie. Yeah, Neenie's basically like, you do not want to wake up Neenie. Okay, because Neenie, you don't want to mess. She goes, you don't want a mess of Neenie. Neenie is a powerball winner. She ain't what you want. Powerball.

I'm like, I don't really understand how winning powerball fits into it, but I sort of do get it. Nanny is a power ball winner. She ain't what you want. A power ball. I'm like, I don't really understand how winning power ball fits into it, but I sort of do get it. And then they disagreed, so like go on with the night. And that's pretty much that one. Yeah, that was it. It was actually, even though that was a pretty quick recap, it was a really good episode.

It's hard, it's hard when they're just good and fun. Yeah, when they're being funny, it's hard to be like, and then she said this thing that was funny. You know, like, you know, you're like, okay. But it was really good. I'm happy to see Eva being shady and reading people. This is the Eva that we need. This is the Eva that I remember from A&TM,

and I'm hoping that she stays in this lane, and she like, I hope she doesn't go back to being like, oh, I'm getting married. I don't wanna see that side of Eva. Yeah, I think we're going to have to see that for the rest of the year, but hopefully Marla keeps giving her shit because now that she's broken that seal, you know, yeah, so let's keep yelling at her.

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