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Episode Date: April 23, 2019

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That was 30 minutes of chilling, see? I'm proud of you. So I'm my new poor cleaner. The reason is just kidding. The Ronnie Poor Cleaner. You guys, I've got this. It's going to be to you. I've got this spool of thread tape.

It's wonderful. I recommend everyone goes and gets it like really recommended. It's this old eye rig that's totally fucked me over in life. Screw you, I rig. Get better with your with your mic. Big pens, big pens. I mean what a pen. You know, it's just like the grace of a figure skater with the usefulness of a pen. You know, great work. Okay. Everybody listen, this is what's happening because it's the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta and it just needs to be put to bed for a while, okay? Now the thing with Atlanta is, it's coming back in two weeks.

Yeah. Pretty much. New season starts in two weeks. Yeah. Atlanta never just leaves you alone after shitty season. Of course I haven't had many shitty seasons. And this I think could be argued wasn't really shitty.

It was just trying to get used to new people and stuff like that. I'm a little shit attitude. I'm over it. I'm over it. I've been over it. I've been screaming and yelling on this damn show. So I'm sure you're all super happy that now I'm only screaming and yelling at Kyle Richards and Katie Maloney. Well, one less person to scream at, but man, he makes it difficult. This was a rough one. You might be screaming at someone else. I don't know if you saw. Did you see the hot goss that came out about Real House of Atlanta? No. Oh, yes, I did. I don't know if I believe it yet. The gossip, according to blogs, is that Kenya Moore is coming on board. She's coming back,

replacing Shamari. Shamari was downgraded and she was offered friend of status, but then Ronnie was like, no, don't do it, that's an insult. But also by the way, Ronnie, what else does Shemari have going on? Let her be a friend of. What if he a friend of? She's better as a friend of.

I don't want to watch her Ronnie scenes anyway. Okay. Yeah, Ronnie seems set. Shemari scenes are good when she's in a group. Yeah, she really excelled when it really wasn't about. She was just on the side getting drunk and throwing up on people. Her throwing up on Eva's shoes, that was a power move, and I respect that. It looks like, according to the blogs, that Kenya will be coming back, and I believe

it. Apparently the producers were so... Apparently, the people were trying to get Kenya to come back, and the producers were like, apparently the people were trying to get Kanye to come back and the producers were like, no, no, no. And Kandy and Cynthia, they wanted Cynthia to come back for some things. And the producers were like, kept on saying, no, you can't do that according to this blog. I'm sorry, I'm not referencing it by name. I just can't remember it. But then they were like, okay, well, we're going to add,

we're going to add Kenya to the guest list to this Bellini party and the producers can't do anything about it. And so then when the producers saw like the great response from the audience, that Kenya got and how excited people were. They're like, oh, shit, yeah, we got to bring her back. I think it was always a plan to bring Kenya back. I remember back when we heard she was fired, we said on the show, she'll be back after a year. She's going to take a baby year and then she'll be back. Yeah, which is actually totally understandable. Yeah, and I, you know, Ken, you makes me fucking crazy, but she seems like a pleasure cruise compared to me need this season. I'd much

rather Kenya at this point, you know, at least she does something. Yeah, we need to cancel me. Neenie needs to be done. Put her out to pasture, put her in the Kim's LCX cemetery for reality stars who have gone past their prime. Yeah, and the other rumors to Mara Braxton might be coming. So really, I don't know, making that well, she I wouldn't be surprised if she did some friend of stuff because she and Candy amended things on Big Brother. But I don't know, like that's a pretty big jump going from WeTV to Bravo. Well, watching her on Big Brother, she is Kuku, so I hope they bring her on because she's hilarious and she'll just start screaming and crying and you know, I love that kind of a housewife.

Exactly. We need a little bit more, we need someone like with Tamar what's good is that I don't feel like she can control herself and you know me, my own thing about New York is that those women can't help but be themselves. I feel like Tamar is like that. So, um, and she's also like very like, she's so extra about everything in a hilarious way that I think should be really great on the show. Yeah, well, here's hope and okay, but for now we've got to wrap up this bitch, so let's do it. We start with, like the white walkers are almost

at the gate music and they're talking about me and the closet. So Andy is like, well, I want to talk about that closet. Poor shit. It's something happened with your belts. Yeah. And he's like, I'm not going to beat this thing. You saw I had a breakdown. I do not need to sit here and just survive buy my break down you. Well, it's like you do. It's a really fun. Yeah. Well, so Jorge from Denver says, you know, you once criticized Porsche for getting physical on camera, like, but didn't you do

the same thing? And we see that clip again of poor of of Neenie scolding Porsche for being physical on camera and like, and like at least like it when when Ne Nini has been physical with people, she had to wear with all to not do it on front of cameras. Nini logic. Yeah. So then when it comes back, Nini is like, Oh, it's up a tree in a forest,

but there's no camera there to catch it. Does the tree really have a complaint? Yeah. Yeah. We're Nini and the tree ever really friends? No. So, so Nini is like, oh, so what? So now because this happened, I can't give advice.

Fine. Is that what that means? It's like, no, it just means that like, can you at least cop up? It's not even being hypocritical, but can you say things like, well, when I said that advice, I realized now it's being a little naive

because sometimes things take over, you know? But she's just like, mm, no. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta hit a couple of cameramen, but you want, you know, just be honest. Exactly. But she can't be honest. And she lies every single thing that they bring up with Theney, she just lies. And then they have a clip to back up that she's lying.

Yeah. It's so hilarious because she goes, well, when listen, when Portia Dreith can you off this couch, I was the only one who was down there on their side saying, I'm with you, Portia. And then it cuts to all the ladies like gathered around Porsche. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And then Neenis as a goal to say, listen, that was good advice.

And just because I, you know, whatever happened this season doesn't make it not good advice at that time. Okay. The only thing I regret out of all of that that happened with me is cursing. Yeah. And he's like, that's all you regret. But like you cursed so much all the time. Why do you regret the cursing there? I don't understand. Yeah, and he's like, but what about putting your

hands on people? She's like, what about it? And he goes, uh, that didn't bother you. She just, no, it didn't. I said, we're not going in my closet. And that was a rule up front. And he's like, uh, but does that really, you know, I'm gonna end these squintes of size. Like, is that really give you the right to put your hands on someone and she goes, no, it doesn't. So she's just arguing herself in a big stupid circle. And then she goes, don't you feel bad? And she goes, oh please, he was wearing a T-shirt

and it ripped. You guys just do me. Right, which is sort of true, although at the same time, like what if that was an important T-shirt to him? So then, but then we find out that like another person, a producer apparently got choked and scratched and then was sent to the hospital and got his tooth knocked out by Nene

in her madness. Well, she's like, oh, he did, he did, I didn't know that. I didn't care, right? She goes, look, hand is like, oh, see, like, right. It's like apparently his, his tooth got knocked out and she goes, I heard his tooth got cracked,

cracked as if, oh, that's better. It's just a cracked tooth. Just it's like a, just a flesh wound, right? So then Eva jumps in for whatever reason. I don't know what Eva's thinking. She's just been fucked over like a zillion times.

Of course, Eva is also a compulsive liar, You know, someone like Meeney makes you, you fight so hard against Meeney that you forget everyone else's faults. I feel like on any other reunion, Eva would be dragged a lot harder because she's obviously just a life face at this point. But anyway, she jumps in and she's like, well, she was disrespected in her home, and so he deserved it. Yeah, I mean, I guess she was disrespected in her home. I don't know. I just You're getting paid like two points something million dollars a year clean your closet. How about that? How about a reality show clean your fucking closet? I'm a

Exactly exactly And also don't set the scene in your bedroom. That scene wasn't supposed to be set in your bedroom anyway. You left your own party to go up to your bedroom and made everyone go up there to kiss your ass in the first place. So. I mean, I can understand being upset because the closet was not supposed to be filmed, it was messy, et cetera, et cetera.

And then the camera man starts to go in. And honestly, she was, Nini was pretty calm up until the camera man. I will give her that. She was like, come on, don't go in there. She was like, for Nini, she's being pretty cool. And then when the camera man went in there, that's when she lost her shit. So like, I get that.

I think what I don't, I think the thing that exacerbates this is that Nini is totally unwilling to say, yeah, I really lost my shit. And I definitely should not have pulled that guy's t-shirt and my reaction was probably over the top. But I don't want you guys in my closet and that's that. But she's not saying that really.

She just, she just, Well, she does after they'd grill her for a while. Then she's like, well, I didn't have her right to touch it, man. You know, but then she's already been an asshole for a solid five minutes, you know. And then they get deeper into this. And even it it's like because what happened was she grabbed a shirt and then they grabbed Neenie and porch is like, no, they grabbed her after she choked the

producer. He was putting his hands up to stand in between Neenie killing everyone else. And so she just took it out on him because he was in the middle basically. And Neen, um, and he's like, so Marlow, you were just egging a munch. He's like, well, I was just being sarcastic, you know, you know, you were egging big old egg, big old 12 pack of eggs. Yeah. And so even it's like, well, I've always been a good friend

to Neenie. Neenie's like, not true, not true, not a good friend, not a good friend. And so, candy'senie's like, not true, not true, not a good friend, not a good friend. And so Candy's like, well, earlier, she had been saying, just go into my closet and see. And she's like, I never said that. And then they show her doing exactly that. Yeah, a full clip of Neenie saying,

like, you literally says you need to come into my closet and to my closet. Yeah. And then Candy's like, well, I thought she was just trying to be fun, you know, like, oh, guys, stop it. You know, we go in like, well, I thought she was just trying to be fun. You know, like, oh, guys, stop it. Yeah. We go in and see it. There's fabulous or whatever. And Porsche is like, yeah, I thought if it, if I knew it was going to turn out like that, I wouldn't have gotten in. The way she treated us was wrong to put her hands out of it.

So she's, you know, Porsche is, I just can't tell. It's like this got so much bigger than it was. Now I can't tell how casual it was because up to now it seemed like yeah, Meenie had a fit and stuff, but it was still semi casual and now it's that she's choked somebody and mock somebody's tooth out. So, right. Well, Portia is basically saying, no, we were downstairs. We were comforting you. We were all friends. We're like this tight circle. And then you act like we're like women off the street that like you don't even know who are like just going through through your clothes like it was it was just kind of like Crazy and that and you know and porcia says that nini's lack of remorse is is basically Wrong and she's like if someone says they weren't terrified They're lying and even like it wasn't scary. Okay, it wasn't scary

Yeah, and Marlos like who like, who wasn't scary? And Candy's like, then why did you say watch out because Portia's pregnant? And Marlowe's like, I don't remember saying that. And since he just goes, hello. Now, wasn't one of the issues why we were talking about this a week or two ago about why Nini is upset at Portia these days

is because she thinks that Porsche recorded in post-production that line at the end of that episode where she said, I'm scared. Um, wasn't that like, and didn't, didn't Nini feel like Porsche made that up to make it seem much worse, right? Yeah, she said that they voiced that over and that that never happened. So guess what, we then see Unseen Footage of Porsche like taking off her mic and telling the producers,

I'm scared. But to be fair, she was also saying it's sort of in a jockey way. Like, I gotta get out of here. I'm scared. Yeah. But, you know, there was a crack tooth and so much hoaxes in the hospital.

Yeah, but the point is, what do you mean that you can say whatever you want, but, uh, yeah. And the point is that Porsche, this was not something recorded, like a month later, a week later, you can say whatever you want, but uh, yeah. And the point is that Porsche, this was not something recorded like a month later, a week later, you know, she did say that in the context of the brawl. Yeah. And then Mini starts trying to like lawyer herself out of this, like she can't decide how she's going to lie because she's already said. For different things, she didn't do it. Okay, she did do it, but they deserved it.

But now she's saying again, no, this is wrong because Porsche says, then I walked out of the closet and I saw a man's shirt ripped. And then she took the producer. And he's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, you said I was behind you. Well, that's a lie. I wasn't behind you. And I'm like, God her. Like, what are you talking about them? How did it happen? So, so you're saying someone else pulled off her belts? Yeah, because that's what that's Portia said she was in there. And she felt someone touch her back. And then her belt came off. Yeah, because that's what that's Portia said she was in there and she felt someone touch her back and then her belts came off. And so then it's like, did anyone see the pole?

Did anyone? No one's. God. So then, yeah, candy's like, well, I was out of there before. So I didn't see the pole. I mean, he goes, the pole, that's what it is now the pole. Seriously. Um, and yeah, you know, yes, Neenie. It is kind of a big deal.

So then Candy's like, well, I saw the rest of it and it was fighting a producer. And for me, I was like, this time to go, okay. So we got downstairs, then Neenie comes down and I'll say it was aggressively because it was aggressive. And Andy's like, and then you said, when you left, you called someone but answered.

And Porsche's like, yeah, Porsche tells the story of he actually heard Neenie going off and calling the mother fuckers and saying if I see those bitches again it's gonna be bad. And so then they talked up, you know, so we know pretty much all the rest of this stuff from the season. But then Neenie starts flexing her muscles. She's like yeah. Yeah. She has this moment. She's not fired.

Well, she has this moment because Candy texted Nini afterwards to clear the air, and they both apologized to each other. And then Porsche felt like Porsche was annoyed because she felt like she and Candy were kind of like gonna do it together. And the fact that Candy did it first made Porsche look worse.

And that's when Nini started to do that. Like, arm flex. I was like, Nini, you just have to go away. And that's when Neenie started to do that, like, arm flex. I was like, Neenie, you just have to go away. Shut up, mountain. Here's a one-way ticket to Shut Up Mountain. For you and for the unemployment line. Fire her. Who gets to do that at work?

Like, who gets to choke somebody at work and send her to the hospital? And then they're punished with one episode off. I mean, give me a break. There's almost, I mean, there could almost be an explanation. There actually could be a pretty good explanation for the t-shirt thing, because she basically is like, I, give me a break. There's almost, I mean, there could almost be an explanation. There actually could be a pretty good explanation for the t-shirt thing, because she basically is like, I don't want a camera. There's one thing for the

girls to be in there, but now camera is no, and she's going in to try to grab him to be like, stop, and then it pulls, and then it's like an accident, okay? But choking, someone like losing their tooth. Yeah, choking and punching. A tooth, that's like permanent. Okay, that's like an expensive dental fix. No. Did you mean to take a commercial break right now?

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Yeah, so basically that was that. And then they're talking about how Candy was supposed to wait for Portia to talk to Nini instead of calling her on her own, like you just said. And Porsche is like, well, I'll tell you this much. Candy and I are bonded now. Yeah. For the great Nini closet war. And Candy just started cracking up. So then, thank God, we get a nice break from this because I was just typing notes furiously, even though

we've seen most of this stuff before, but I'm topping note so Matt. And the second they said, it's the Cynthia segment, I was like, bacon a potato. Yeah, exactly. Bacon a potato. It's like I started like making rice. I just started like doing all my carbs to the week. Yeah, start. So Cynthia, you had a tough transition at the beginning of the season when Noel went off to Howard University and you had to record scenes away from your kitchen island. Let's take a look. My biggest shock about the dorm Andy is there's no kitchen island.

Let's hear a little box and said you can stand on this stand around this 10th kitchen island, but honestly, it is not the same. And I'm concerned about her. Oh, so he's asking about chill, Chihil and Nini has mad face, you know, stink face like she does this whole time. And like she found chill. Like does everybody approve of Mike and he looks at Nini. She's like, I have been with them more than anyone up here. Congratulations.

He's lovely. Okay, Mike is great. Great. Can we just send Niniack stage at this point? She's just killing the fun. I think she's like a Danry either or something. She's just like a hangry. And I hear myself just repeating the same thing over and over

again in this episode. But it's literally meany just popping up over and over again doing the same shit. Just send her backstage. Exactly. So then there's this, honestly, I didn't write a lot of notes in this part because it was it was a Cynthia segment You know my Leon and they like each other and Cynthia would contemplate moving to LA for a chill

Listen if she moved to LA for a chill I wouldn't mind because you know what? Mike Hill is like the first guy that she's been with who actually seems to have like a legitimate career Although Leon I mean Leon was he was black Jesus in like a prayer. So there's that going for him. But still, I mean, Michael, he's like, he's definitely an upgrade from Peter and from Will. No, not Will. What was his name? Yeah, Will. Yeah, I can't tell with chill yet, because he seems very overly, I get like a really weird vibe from him. But he's, he's just, he's a little bit much for me. I'm getting a strong thirst vibe from him. But he's just he's a little bit much for me

I'm getting a strong thirst vibe from him, but you know what I say it's all I think he's a cheeseball I don't think he's thirsty will was will was thirsty Peter was extremely thirsty. I think that my kill you know, he's already on TV You know, you already has a successful career So I don't think he's like thirsty like that. I think he's just a cheeseball which I'm fine with because honestly I'm a cheeseball Yeah, we know people on TV are insated by being on TV, okay, they need more you need more and more TV I'd like to order some more television please There's it goes same goes look at us. That's why we have might see million podcasts

Okay, it's of course. It's on a much smaller scale But we need to have our voices heard on every single topic Okay, so Andy's like let's switch gears to something totally not boring at all Eva who's also done very little okay except lie about wedding stuff or make a sit-through wedding stuff I guess I should say and Andy is like What can we believe a when it comes to your truth? It's like this is a new low a new low for the reunions Even the quiet one of those boys is belly up

The choir killing themselves like I've had enough Years jumping out onto the floor They're like listen, it's been good 86 years. Don't need to listen to this. I'm just gonna go out before it gets worse They're gonna know they're talking about even stupid wedding. I'm out of here. I know So either what you need three dresses if budget is an issue for most one is fine She's like a budget wasn't an issue until we had like a lot more people coming I'm like well how are yeah why don't you why don't you restrict your guest list Eva I mean it's like that a thousand dollars of plate Eva and she goes um well I mean it's not just

for the plate it's for the whole wedding we know how weddings work yeah yeah we're not we're not saying that you're actually serving food on plates that cost a thousand dollars. Yeah, we'll leave that to Dereach. Goys. Goys! So, Andy's like, so you said that you paid for your wedding free and clear because you had gigs before the wedding. What gigs exactly were these? And why are you still living in a tiny condo when you have gigs like that? Basically, that's

what I was asking you at home. I was like, gigs. So she's like, well, I made 40 grand off an Instagram post. And that's when I officially started cutting my inner thighs. So really, how many followers does she have? I can't check as a TV party, but someone could on TV product could let us know how many followers she has because I want to know when I can start earning $40,000 for posting about something on Instagram granted I'm really not even close and Instagram won't verify me as Well, I even sell. I'll just be like hi. I got a new sweater 40 grams from old Navy. I would pay, that's for grand you didn't have before No 40 grand I said oh 40 grand. Yeah, although 4.9

You've has 2.9 million Yeah, she's earned it. I mean she's like it. I mean, she's like, if she puts basis, she like, promotes something on her Instagram, she's like, it's like, that's like more reached than a commercial on the CW. It's more reached than the Real Housewives of Atlanta. That's for sure. That's right.

That's, whoa. A little bit. Their ratings are around $2 million, right, a little over $2 million. So it's probably the same rate. I never, I don't even know. Honestly, I actually don't even trust cable ratings. I feel like they're not attended to the same thoughtfulness

as network ratings. And then these days with DVRs and everything, I just don't trust the numbers. And there's so many different sources that are like, real housewives of New York is having its lowest seasons and seasons seven, but this one's having a huge season. But then someone else is like, New York is killing it. I just feel like with cable ratings, you just can't even trust them. Well, it's because they come out with the overnight and then three or four days later,

they come out with the DVR ratings. And so they're like wildly different. Yeah, it's annoying. I don't like it. Yeah, do you know what else is annoying? Eva's sweating. This is why. Oh, because she won't let just Eva, you, if you're're gonna you this isn't real housewives of Beverly Hills Where you can just pretend and then everyone will back you up like just be honest I would much prefer Eva's storyline if she had one and this whole bridesmaids turning against her and trying to ruin her life

Is actually good why wasn't this shot and why aren't we seeing it and why isn't she need a on TV right now? You're why I see the rest why did like all the interesting stuff this season happened the last two episodes? That's what I'd like to know. Why did they wait? Why did they drag all off camera? They didn't get anything on camera or they did get it because they showed a little clip of the bridesmaids talking shit about her, but they barely used it. It was like a five second clip. What I need from Eva next season is Eva the diva to really come out because we see that when she reads people, she's actually brilliant, you know, and her shade is really excellent. So we need her to be like

that and not just like crying about wedding dresses and just trying to be like this cool chill bohemian chick, you know, like we got that Eva, we understand it. Now, now like like that you something crazy be a crazy Just like just attack these people. Okay. Just go to town. Please. I just have to mention that when she's like I made 40 grand off that post and Marla goes oh Shamari's like yeah, I need to get I need to get a post like that and Marla goes you definitely broke I can't even imagine what Samari would be talking like fish sticks or something like that. $35. Why why coolers or something. So then oh no, I guess that Cynthia's now. So they start talking about the bridesmaids and Andy's like, so what's what was up with your bridesmaid? And she's

like, well, it often happens to brides in their party. Andy at weddings. I love that Eva Britannis that she's the only person who's had a wedding. A thousand dollars doesn't mean only the plates. And often at weddings, Bridesmaids get mad. You know? Yeah. So she's like, I don't know what caused the frackingology.

Yeah. And Marlos like, it was three Bridesmaids, Andy. And she's like, no, it was it. And Candyguys, it was definitely more than one. Yeah. So yeah, and then Eva's, so they're talking Andy and she's like no it was it and candy us it was definitely more than one yeah so Yeah, and then even so and so they're talking about all this stuff that the bridesmaids were like digging up We're saying to everyone and even like notice the bridesmaids only reached out to the one person who's messy and doesn't have a peach That's my point. That's my point. They just cut to Marl i was like ooh

Yeah, Marl is like yeah Well, at least I'm not just driving my rented car around the parking lot in circle crying because I don't have money for a reception. I love how they get mad at they say things like my rented car when like all of them are renting everything. Of course we're in a lease economy. Yeah, so oh, yeah, I'll save it for the bonus episode. Let's go tell a little anecdote So so anyway, so now it's like so it either are you a lesbian? Were you a part-time lesbian in LA? What's the deal? She's like I am not a lesbian not full-time not part-time Not least economy time just not Marlos just screaming and she's like, are you saying

have I ever had sexual relationship? I was like, you are not the president. Why are you talking like this? Just answer the fucking question. So she basically says she's had sex with women and Marlos like, who is one of them married and her name starts at the sea and she's like, you know what? I don't have a call to lose her rice. Oops, Saturday. Carry Bradshaw. Oh, wait, she's fictional. So then Eva just changes the subject. She's like, well, my problem is that Nini had a mic on when she came to confront me and she said she didn't or she wasn't supposed to and me he's like wait a minute you say you're mad at me because I had a mic on yes Neenie that was kind of how you betrayed her in that scene.

Yeah also like that's really bad people actually get killed for that they actually get murdered they get murdered for wearing her war shows. Yeah very popular on-run hearing but that still has not truly been accepted by Hollywood Yeah, no, yeah, I like that. Neenie sometimes Neenie's defense is if she just repeats something and then like adds like this sort of like Inkiguality to it. It's like it somehow is a defense. It's like you know what Neenie? What I didn't really appreciate is that like you came to my house and slapped me in the face and left. Oh, so I came to your house and slapped you in the face and then I left and that's why you're mad.

It's like just because you repeat it doesn't mean it's like any like less legitimate. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's ridiculous. And yes, Nene, you totally betrayed her. And then Nene is like, well, I stood up for you, Tania. No, you didn't. You had a messy scene on camera talking shit about Eva with Marlow

who you know, no hates Eva and you totally gave her that opportunity. Then you called this bride-samed on camera. You let Marlow call her on camera to fuck over Eva. And then you didn't tell Eva that all of this was gonna be coming up in a group scene at Candy's Restaurant opening. I mean, how many times can you fuck one person over in like the span of a week?

Then, after you, then you get mad that you weren't the one to get to bring it up on camera and yell at somebody else, then you chase her out and try to calm her down by lying about not having a mic on. What is wrong with you? You're a horrible human being. You're terrible. If Cynthia had promised Neenie that they were gonna have a conversation off camera with no mics at the far end of the parking lot, and then Cynthia kept her mic on and allowed it to be recording,

I guarantee Neenie would lose her shit. And the reason why I know that is because the entire second half of this reunion, Neenie's losing her shit because Cynthia was not totally upfront about something real stupid. Yeah. And then she's like, you're trying, Eva. You're trying with me. Why don't you talk about your shit, like your house that you can't pay for or your car that you know, she starts getting nasty, which is typical Neenie. It's like, I'm wrong. I'm going to call

someone poor, you know. So then even it's like, yeah, I just wouldn't do that to you. And I have to learn all this shit on TV as whack. You could have given me a heads up. And then Neenie is wrong. And she's already called her poor. I'm surprised she hasn't called her fat yet, because that's her latest thing. So she just sits there and Andy's like, do you have a response, Neenie?

And she's like, I'm sorry, she feels bad. It wasn't, but it was not even just that. It was that she's, so Neenie, what's your response? And he goes, there is no response watch. And Nini goes, I'm sorry, she feels that way. It's like, see, see. Yeah. Typical.

And then Andy's like, do you guys have a pact about what you're gonna talk about on camera? And it's like no dumb dumb. It's the pressure. You know there's everywhere they all have a pact. Every single show. Well, you know if you're friend on, if you're ally on the shows,

about to be blindsided on national television, yeah. you usually give them a heads up, especially if you just saw the whole scene laughing about it, you dick. So, uh, so Eva starts talking about, um, Marley's dad, who she calls the donor, and she's talking about the, how awful the relationship was, and I got violent towards the end, and you know, that she has a five year training order, and starts to there rolling her eyes yeah and so Eva started to get choked up talking about it and so nini plugs a tissue from next to her and gives it to Andy to give to Eva but she plugs it with this like smirk on her face like see I am a good friend like shut up nini this this tissue means

nothing your past regressive Kleenex moment no especially when you spent all of like two episodes ago on the reunion This tissue means nothing, your past regressive Kleenex moment. No, especially when you spent all of like two episodes ago on the reunion, talking about how like she was in friends with any of them, and now you're gonna try to be like C.I.M.A. friend. Like you were not a martyr here, you were not a victim. Let her get her own Kleenex. Okay, she's not even real crying anyway.

Well, Meeney, yeah, so then Eva is trying to get in it again. And Eva's crying, basically, this, and this guy was just arrested this week for domestic violence. Really? Kevin McCall? Yes. So this guy's fucking crazy. And look, when it comes to domestic violence and shit, this isn't like a fun little housewives game, okay? This is not something to like sit around and fucking make fun of.

It's crazy that they're even sitting there acting like that. I feel like this is the only show that could get away with that show. something to like sit around and fucking make fun of. It's crazy that they're even sitting there acting like that. I feel like this is the only show that can get away with that shit. Exactly. I just can't believe Kevin McCall is like a wife, but you know, because like, you know, he's like worked with people like Chris Brown stuff.

I'm just shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I thought you were being serious, you're giving it up. It's like, oh my god. I mean, it's not a laughing matter. I'm just making fun of Kevin McCall right now.

Even though I used to think he was really hot till I found out he was awful. Yeah, he said that. He would hot people turn out to be awful. It just me nuts. Well, just watch lifetime. You get used to it. So then, Eva's like rolling her eyes.

Eva's like, roll your eyes, but I'm going through this, Marlow, you know, and you're always making fun of me about moving, but I have to move because people keep blasting up my fucking address, you know? And then Marlow's like, um, well, listen, me and Needy fell out for four years and, you know, I didn't even get nasty with her. Marlow keeps like bragging about how close she is with Needy. Like, I think the power of that move is gone now, Marlowe. Well, Marlowe's also just trying to get Yvonne to slip. She's like, were you in Geneva in a relationship?

Or you? That's why she was talking about it. Yeah. She's like, were you guys in a relationship? Because me and Nini were not talking for four years. And we didn't even get that nasty with each other. And Candy's like, please, you did some pretty jacked up stuff, Marlowe. Yeah.

So Marlowe, like, why do you just, why do you not believe anything that Eva says? She's like, I just don't think that Eva's honest, honestly. And so, and so then they're asking, you know, Eva, why did she, for example, like, why did she move so quickly right after her wedding? And so she has this whole story about, like, they didn't know if they're going to move into the city or the country, but then her address got out because basically because of Shenitas, they had to move anyway really quickly or something like that. I don't know why it's still like such a pressing issue on this show, but because Eva, you know, Eva doesn't

just tell the truth about anything. She can't just be like, well, we don't have that much money because we just spent a quarter of a million dollars on a fucking wedding for a TV show. Okay, that's why. So, you know, like she won't just be out there with everything and so she just, she looks like a liar, you know, and then Marlow just jumps on anything. The Marlow is the biggest fake out there. I don't know why anyone would care what she thinks.

But at least Marlow is a fake and a hypocrite and a ridiculous person But she's sitting there having fun, you know like she's just pushing buttons. You can see she's having fun She's not sanctimonious. Well, she's well, she's like faux sanctimonious. I just think that like Marlo being a hypocrite is much more entertaining than Neemie because I need believe her own shit Marlo when you really confront her. She's like, oh, you know me. I just say stuff. I'm just kidding. Fun Shade. Like, like, what do you say to that? You just have to say, okay, cool.

So now we're speaking of hypocrites and craziness. Now we move on to the real, the real deal. Cynthia and Neenie, their friendship and the so great, but now it's fallen apart. So after we watch a whole video package of them being friends and then the betrayal at the Bellini party, weini party, we come back and Andy's like, so nini, what's wrong with Kenya coming to that party? And he's like, nothing, absolutely nothing, which is alive, but then she really gets into it, which is that she was upset because when nini had her biwig parties and she was inviting

Yovanna, Cynthia had been very adamant that nini give eva heads up that you have on a will be there and then we see a clip of eva saying you really should let i'm not i'm sorry of uh uh synthia saying you really should let eva know you should let you know let give her a heads up that yovana is going to be there yeah and look i hate to agree with meany and i would not have acted like Mimi acted, Mimi's acting like a total jackass, but that is shady of Cynthia. And Cynthia's obviously lying about this. And when they started, when they started going after Cynthia for it, and Andy wouldn't

let her off, because she just keeps contradicting herself. She went to the Mimi Leaks School of Lies, that's for sure. Well, that's a thing. She just keeps lying over and over again hoping it's gonna stay that's what but that's why she gets a pass for me because yeah you're right it was shady there was like an element of shade from this but Mimi is being such a over-the-top hypocrite this entire reunion and just being such an awful person that my god is to say yes Cynthia was being shady and she was being

hypocritical but you know what though? Neenie deserves it. She deserves it. Yeah. And I just think that Cynthia should have just been able to say, I invited Kenya. The problem is Neenie's such a diva. She wouldn't come or she'd try and make it this big huge thing. But did she tell Neenie that she invited Cynthia or she invited Kenya,

but Kenya is not coming or does she? No, she didn't tell her anything. But like I think I said this. It's so weird that meeting at that conversation where she's like, Oh, well, since I'm Cynthia's friend, but she has this other friend and this other friend and I have been on social media. Why did they have that scene where she's talking about how much she hates Kenya and how Cynthia's totally be trying her by even being friends with Kenya?

Maybe, she told me that after the fact. Maybe it's just so random. Yeah, I just, you know, at the end of the day, I do think that like Cynthia is a little bit more of like a beta personality than an alpha personality. And I'm not saying beta like ever like beta. Meaning that like she's just not type A. And I think Nini is just like overbearing.

And she's like, she's like, I don't know. She, in my mind, I think that Cynthia didn't tell Neenie because she didn't know that Kenya, if Kenya was even coming and then was told that Kenya wasn't coming, that rather than even syrup that horn's nest because Neenie would make her life hell, she was just gonna be like,

I'm not going to even broach this because Neenie, because Kenya's Cynthia's a little, she's weaker. That's not even being weaker. She's just more afraid of Nini. Nini's the aggressor in that relationship, but it's different when Nini's in a power position with like, or when Nini's hosting a party, Cynthia can give that advice

because there's no blowback on her so she can actually be her own self by saying that advice. But when she is actually in a potential hot seat, I get it because unfortunately, I'm actually a little bit similar to Cynthia in that way. And sometimes like, I don't want to deal with conflict whatever. So I try to like keep as much information like in situations like that. I'm like, I don't want to tell someone because I don't want to stir up a horn and ask because I don't feel like dealing with that. Well, it's also a different situation because Yovanna is just that bitch.

You know what I mean? Like who's Yovanna? No one knows her. No one's gonna like go to bat for you. She's some rando that's auditioning to be a guest. That's a little bit different than someone who was like a lead on the show and is still friends with the other lead on the show. That's like a different kind of a friendship to even compare it to for Neenie. I think. Right. So Neenie's just like constantly inviting shitsters to like fuck her friends over. And that's not necessarily what Cynthia was doing, you know, she was just inviting her friend. Although, that's pretty, you know, stupid of me to say because of course it's Kenya and she's going to totally come for Neenie.

Of course. But then who are you going to stand up for between Kenya and Neenie, you know, it's like Kenya walks in and Neenie's like, oh, what is she pregnant with a buffalo? She's like, fat shaming a pregnant lady, but now Neenie's all offended that Kenya didn't say hi to her. And that clip they showed of Kenya just totally ignoring Neenie,

while Neenie's trying to smile and get some attention was all areas. Yeah, well, Neenie went all up on Kenya's social media and was writing on his bullshit. So of course, Kenya's gonna ignore her. Neenie always just thinks that these things happen in a vacuum. Like there's no context to it. It's like, no, there's a lot of context.

You're an asshole. And also the other, like the simpler context is a pregnant woman walks in. She's like eight months, nine months pregnant. She gave birth soon after this. Like a day. Yeah. She walks in and Nini just sits there on her low couch. It's like, if you want to say hi to a pregnant woman,

you don't make them bend all the way down to say, hello to you, you rude ass. Get up. Yeah, it takes two to tango, you know. And sticking up for Kenya, that is what Neenie has done to me. And that's what's fucking unforgivable about this whole season. Well, and what I like though is, so, you know,

Andy's like, well, why did you, like, you know, knowing that Neenie and Kenne have issues, why didn't she give Nini a heads up? And Cynthia's response was, I don't have anything to do with Kenya Nini's issues on social media, which was like kind of a bratty response, but I was proud of Cynthia. Like it's taken, like it's taken about almost a decade, but like let that bitch flower bloom a little bit, let a little leaf, little leaf pop out. That's good, good for you. Yeah, it's a long way from I barely know her. Yeah, this is her other Kenya answer. So she's like,

look, back on it, I could have said that Kenya was invited, but she's not coming, but she told me she wasn't coming. And so I believed her. And Ken, he's like, to be clear, I did not tell her that Ken, you was coming. Okay. And, and portion, then, portion, she wrote comes out of the woodwork and say Wait a minute Well, what about that park where you said I'm Mike and candy's like well before we went walked into that dinner with Nene I was getting mic'd up and Cynthia called and she said she wanted to be on the same page And she just met she didn't want me to throw her into the bus Mm-hmm which this is where it's like, I can't believe that.

I believe that you know why, because Nini is a monster. And when you're about to have like a confrontation with Nini knowing how irrational she is and knowing how she will take one little thing and then use that to like dismiss everything else you're saying, you kind of want to align your ducks up and make sure like our stories have to,

like our stories have to really, we have to make sure that we're on the same page with our stories because if we have any discrepancies, then Neenie is gonna just be like, no you guys were coming out to get me, you know? So I don't think it was necessarily an indication of guilt, but what it is funny is that when in response to that, that like audio clip at that like sound cloud moment,

Neenie was like, she felt hurt and betrayed by seeing that. I was like, well, again, just a reminder, that's not so different from what you did to Eva when you mic yourself up. And then it's not gonna go. Yeah, it's a little different, but it's like, yeah, it's like secret conversations, et cetera. It's not cool.

It's, yeah. And so then Cynthia goes, yeah, I was calling Candy because I wanted Candy to say that she's the one who convinced Candy to come. Right? So Nini, yeah, hurt me trade. And then so Andy's like, well, what do you think about the explanation? She goes, I don't believe a word of that. And Candy's like, you think I'm lying?

And Nini goes, Candy's not important. Okay? Candy's not important. And Candy goes. Candy goes. I love the thing that's candy laugh. She made a little candy squeal. And uh, meanie is like, I saw in the show all I need to see. That's all I need to see, which, you know, is hilarious. A housewife saying that because they're always blaming editing for everything. Mm-hmm. And so Cynthia's like, uh, you know, Cynthia's kind of cobb at she's still fighting back with

Neenie. And Cynthia's like, well, I'm looking at it the way it is too. And she goes, well, they both are like, you are, you are, you are, you are. But Cynthia won't give up. And this is nice. It's like, look, if Neenie wants to fall out over this petty ass shit, fine. Okay, I can invite who I want to my party. I'm sorry didn't tell you I knew she was coming but I didn't know and Andy's like gosh it hurts to see this friendship over I'm like you did this yeah you people did this yeah that's my favorite thing is when Andy acts like Andy executive producer is like oh god he really hurts to see you guys throw it like torn apart. Man, I wonder what caused this. It's like you oversaw this, okay?

It's like Philip Seymour Hoffman being like, oh my god, I hate to sing all those kids dying the Hunger Games. It's like you designed this shit Philip Seymour Hoffman, RIP. Yeah, so yeah, so it's like, is it really worth ending your friendship over Neenie? And she's like, at first you could see she's like, and then she's like, oh yeah, I P. Yeah, so yeah, so it's like isn't really worth ending your friendship over Neenie And she's like at first you can see she's like oh, and then she's like oh, yeah, I forgot. It's a betrayal It's a betrayal. So yeah, it's a betrayal and so then Cynthia's like well she throws people away like Marlow over there Marlow was throwing away What is Marlow even say here? She goes no one throws me away because don't she goes no one throws me away because nobody made me I don't know what that means So it needs like do I have the right to feel be trade do I have the right to feel be trade and Andy's like well

I'm not in charge of your feelings. She goes well good. Thank you. You're not in charge of my feet. I was a cut just shut up Oh my god, I know so then Andy Andy is like, okay, but we do have just discussed some things. Like, so Cynthia, what was the deal with you whispering to Mike saying, I was supposed to act like I didn't know Kenya was coming. So then Cynthia has the most hilariously terrible response. And even though I'm really on Cynthia's side, it's just a terrible terrible response. She goes, well, I could see, Chad. Nini was over here. Keny was over there.

There wasn't even a kitchen island in between them. And I was like, you know what? I could just tell, I could tell that there would be tensions, the funk. So I'm just gonna act like I didn't know she was coming. And he's like, but you said you didn't know she was coming. No, but I'm gonna act like I didn't know she was coming. And he's like, but you just said you didn't know. She's like, but I didn't know she was coming. He's like, but you just said you didn't know.

She's like, but I didn't know she was coming. And then Porsche goes, wait a second. She pulls out like our little notebook with the pencils. They hold on a second. She's like taping a body on the floor. She's like, I have another question. There's one more point to clear off. And Andy's like, do you just want my job at this point?

Like, he's like Sherlock Porsche. Well, because I think ultimately that what Cynthia had been trying to say was she didn't know if Kenya was coming or not. So she was just going to act like, you know what? I just didn't know. I just didn't think she was coming. That's what I'm going to do. I'm not going to say, like, oh, maybe she's coming.

Maybe I'm just going to say, like, I'm going to just pretend like I didn't know she was coming at all. So, so Porsche is like, so, maybe she's coming, maybe I'm just gonna say, like, I'm gonna just pretend like I didn't know she was coming at all. So, support just like, so why is it though that when you saw Kenya and you said, I didn't know you were gonna come and Kenya said, yes, you did, what was that all about? Yeah, and Cynthia's like, well, you know, she did say that, but she was saying it in the way like,

you know, I wouldn't miss this. She wasn't saying it, you know, she was saying it like, of course, she's going to surprise me and come. And Candy's like, yeah, she just wanted to make a surprise. And Porsche's like, okay, okay, the objection rests. So then we get the question. Like, what do you think about Kenya ignoring Neenie? Fuck Neenie got the good for her for ignoring Neenie and not starting a big fight with Neenie, which is probably her first instinct was to go in there and read Neenie, you know. Yeah, she didn't. Yeah, exactly. But Neenie, of course, you know, the ultimate victim is like, you know, I, I tried to muster up all the energy I could to talk to Kenya several times.

And Kenya's like, was that before you called her a monster? Or yeah, several for you called her a monster who's pregnant with a buffalo. Yeah. And then he goes, what do you care? You're not important. Yeah. Don't you dare say that to our candy, our beloved candy. Also, you know, in a way, it's a shame that this reunion was filmed filmed you know about a month before the the final episode aired because nini got a lot of

blowback about that buffalo comment about shaming a pregnant woman and i think that if they had realized that they probably would have grilled nini a little bit more about that because it was pretty rude you know it was like it's like what are you gonna do that she constantly does it she does it to pour shit to who fat shames pregnant people. That's like the lowest of I mean not that I'm surprised Yeah, so then Neenie tries to start say some like pseudo therapy stuff She's like I'm more mad at myself Then I am with Cynthia Although I would have to say I'm really mad at Cynthia

For you haven't taken accountability It was just like I'm mad at myself for trusting Cynthia more I have. I myself for you haven't taken accountability for anything. It was just like I'm mad at myself for trusting Cynthia. More you know, it's like shut up. Empty gesture. Yeah. So then Andy's like you said like you, you, you, you don't seem like you, you know, you don't seem like you feel that way. You seem like you're really mad.

Like maybe don't let the door hit you on your way out. She just, you know, she nods. Yeah. And then Cynthia's like, well, that door can't close fast enough and the model is like Why can't you be the bigger person Cynthia and this is what I love that Cynthia is just like fuck that Why do I always have to be the bigger person? Why can't you need be the bigger person once? Oh, I guess she already is No, but like honestly it's Cynthia's right. Why does she always have to be? I hate that when someone always has to be the bigger person

and then someone gets to just be an asshole in the relationship. It's not right. If you're being an asshole, at a certain point, you're gonna get asshole back and you just have to deal with it. Yeah. And so Mimi is like, you can't even say

that that didn't look wrong. And Cynthia goes, I don't even care anymore. You know, she's like, whatever. And Mimi goes, you don't have to Christmas, girl, damn. Yeah. Like Cynthia didn't even wrong and Cynthia goes, I don't even care anymore. You know, she's like, whatever. And then he goes, you don't have to Christmas girl. Damn. Yeah. Like, so it didn't even say anything. And Neenie's like, where are you yelling at me? Is it like the typical bully you punched them and they start crying, you know?

Exactly. So basically, and Cynthia at this time does, yeah, it goes on for a while. And it's sort of like you can't really decipher what they're saying. But Cynthia does actually clock Neenie for telling, for saying that Kenny looked like a buffalo, but there really was nothing beyond that comment. There was no like no one jumped in on that and Andrew didn't ask follow up questions, et cetera. So all Andy asked was, so you're going to throw away your friendship without even hearing your explanation, but of course, Nene's like doesn't have to hear the explanation because she just doesn't believe Cynthia anyway.

Yeah, Nene's like everyone's getting for me. I'm Yeah, Neenie's like, everyone's coming for me on that bitch. I'm not bitch. Everyone's coming for me. If anyone else did that to anybody else, I'm like, no, you have not you've barely been called out on it and you did way worse just this seasonal loan just in the past two weeks alone. So she is the biggest victim. And then Eva is, she keeps trying to come in and save Ne Meanie for some reason, which I don't really get, but whatever. Maybe she's trying to be, to show that she's like a rational person. So she can be mad at me, but also defender.

I don't know. Yeah. So basically, Cynthia's like, look, my question is, if we're such masterminds that are trying to screw Neanie over at this party, what do we get for it? Like what do I, what do I win in this? Like it ruins a party, like it ruins a friendship. What do I win doing this?

Nobody wants to pick a fight with Nini, no one. Like everybody's been walking on eggshells around Nini for years. No one is purposely starting a fight with Nini and the only one that did is fired. Bike lot, high Claudia Jordan. Yeah, exactly. So then Andy asked this question where once again Neenie does that thing where

she just repeats something. So he goes, so Cynthia, what you get out of your friendship with Neenie? And he was like, that's a great question. It's like, quiet, Eva. And Neenie said, yeah, goes, you know, oh, how about this? Why don't you ask Neenie what she gets out of her friendship with me? And so then Neenie goes, well, he should ask you what you get out of a friendship with me. And so he's like, um, he did just ask me that and I told him to ask you what she goes

And I just told him to ask you and he's like, oh, okay. Yeah, he's like, this is exactly. This is fun. Okay. I'm exa- like I'm literally exhausted talking about it. Nini clearly was not listening But yeah, no, I just love that like, and he just like set it back to where I was just, so stupid. So then we go to this crazy place. It's like the final moments of the reunion. And he's like, let's read fortunes.

I was like, oh my god, are you nuts? So they read their terrible fortunes, and nobody's into it. And then he's like, you know what would really help? Let's pray Yeah, well, we should we should also say before the fortunes Yeah, there was like a few more little things with Cynthia and Nini nothing important But but I did like that Cynthia was like, child If I were weak would I be on this couch for nine years? I'm like well actually us you yeah

So many been on the back of Mimi for most of those years. So yeah, and then when you couldn't be on her back, you were on Kenya's back. So yeah, weak people can make it on the show. It's like, Frogger, you just jump on the right piece of wood and you'll make it across the lake. Or you're just physically weak and can't get off the couch. But then, and then we hear from Portia. And Portia's basically like, she basically says that like when she has the baby, she'll start coming to events again

but she just wanted to protect the energy around PJ and and it just seemed like candy and Portia were actually in a really good place which made me happy because at the end of this reunion, they're my two favorites for sure. Like Portia is just like, I hope she gets to center PJ next year, she won't but I hope she gets it. Yeah, I agree. It was nice to see them kind of come to the end of that. And I love it with can't like Porsche has really learned how to speak candy's language now because she's like, I'll deal with whoever employees have to deal with. I don't even care. I'll come to your events and can he's like, and now we're friends.

Exactly. You support my products and I will support yours. So they read these fortunes, as you mentioned, and they're all like having fun with them, except for Neenie. Neenie reads hers and it says you will go to you will go to someone's party and throw up in their bathroom and Andy's like that was great. And he needs just like mm too soon. It was a it was a it was a tough moment when there was puke on my bathroom floor that was easily wiped up too soon too soon. Yeah. And then Andy's like, well, where did we go with Cynthia? And Nene, now she's like, listen, I've had enough. So she's like, I'm exhausted. She's exhausting. I've done.

And Nene is like, oh, Nene is so difficult. Isn't she? And, you know, they just start into it again. And then Andy's like, why don't we just all pray now? Look, what the fuck, Andy? Like, you, you, you, but these women in situations and actually are caught orchestrating so many. And I know it hit not him personally, but kind of him personally.

And then it's like you, you know, you cause a war and then you're like, let's pray about it. I don't think I can see people praying on a real house live. So it's like the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen in my life. Exactly. Like let's get back to just some like superficial toast between front of me.

That's what I need. Not a prayer. I mean, it was a prayer for PJ, but still, we don't need a prayer. Don't need a prayer. I don't need a prayer, okay? Yeah. And thank the Lord speaking of praying.

Lord Jesus, thank you for ending this fucking season. I've had it. Okay? I need to go relax. It's a stressful. I'm tired of just talking about it. Get in like, it was torture. Honestly, it was really hard all season long on my end to recap some of these episodes.

It was like a really, really tough time. And yeah, at one point when we shelved it for like a few weeks, you know, it just was so bad that we had to we had to shelve it sort of, you know, never done that with a lanta. I don't think or not, not in years. Well, now we're going to have one of our favorite shows coming back real hostile as the Potomac. I know, but next week since we actually have Potomac doesn't start for two more weeks. So next Monday, we're going to do project runway, I believe, right? We're going to be, I don't know if we have time to do project runway this week. So it'll be back next week on the show. Yeah, we'll do a full recap on Monday next week of project runway.

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