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Episode Date: December 17, 2019

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And here I am with the gorgeous and talented Mr. Ben Mandelker. You can find Ben's work, other work, over at the Real Housewives of Kitchen Island, which is a YouTube cartoon that he writes and performs. Hi, Ben. Hi, what's going on? How you doing, baby? Oh, man, we just wrapped up our live shows for 2019 this weekend.

My brain has been in the process of just slowly shutting down. I have full-on senioritis and I am pushing hard, but my body's also exhausted. And I was watching shows last night and I could barely stay awake. So this recapsing me real funky on my end. I'm gonna be like, and then there's that time that Nini went over to the merry-go-round

and was like, ah, this is going too fast. So like every other day, basically. Yeah, basically. I feel great. I came home and went straight to bed. It's like, by worlds. I slept also, but for some, my body is just like, my body is, I need to, I don't know.

I need to pick up a drug addiction. I think that's what it is. God, that doesn't work. I've tried that. Damn it. Sorry, Ben. Sorry to break. God, that doesn't work. I've tried that. Damn it. Sorry, Ben. Sorry to break it to you. That does not work.

Everybody, hi, welcome. So we do have some live shows. Guess when? 2020, well, thanks to everybody who comes to support those. We've had a really fun year doing those. I'm going to go through the list real quick. But the new ones first, we just announced Boston and San Francisco.

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those and thank you again for the support we are loving doing that. I know. It really has been like such a journey. You know, this past year, I mean, you know, we started doing our big shows about, I guess about two years ago and this year obviously we went into like crazy overdrive. And it's really, I've never had a year like this. I've never traveled so much. I've gotten so much even closer with you right. I didn't think I could even get closer to you because we talk every single day.

I talked to you more than I talked to like anyone in my life. I never thought that that like I get even closer to you, but you know, turns out traveling across the country with you. We've learned a lot about each other. That's more time than I've spent with anybody in real life. I know it's crazy. It's crazy here. Seeing all these cities has been really cool, meeting lots of people and just the stories

that we're getting out of doing each and every one of these shows. Even this past weekend, we're in Seattle. I had a Seattle dog. I didn't even know that Seattle had a special hot dog. And it was great. Just random stuff like that, where we're just like learning about all the corners of this country.

It's been wonderful. And also just like, a lot of people have a lot of really nice things to say to us when when we go and meet them and that's and i'm not saying that to be like oh we're so awesome it's more like it's really touching to hear the stories that people have we know most people are like oh my god you guys get me through my my workout but we we get stories of people who really have like went through, I've gone through really, really tough things in their lives and they're like, you guys are like, what kept me distracted and we're like just totally humbled by that. So it's been like a wonderful year. You know, it really has. So thanks everybody. And today's real housewives of Atlanta episode is titled, you know, something I think we ask ourselves every day. What would

Michelle Obama do? Is that what it was called? Yeah, that was really called. Yeah, it was the title of today's episode. They did notice she was, she was, uh, she, she was referenced a few times. She was very prominent. I'll tell you what Michelle Obama probably doesn't do. Stand in a rate, stand around in a way a wig going security where's my security where is it security where's my security yeah I think that one thing Michelle Obama probably doesn't do I don't know maybe pedal around Atlanta on a hookah and Henny cart yeah probably not yeah probably not so the song to lead us in is coming back strong

Coming back stronger. I was like oh wow wow the episode that Portia takes Dennis back after cheating What what a way to open the show guys? Portia has me. I mean, I'm so confused because over the weekend was Nini's birthday and The way I found out was Porsche posted it on her Instagram and was like, happy birthday to my big sis. You know, it's a complicated love. I was like, wait, you guys are friends again.

I cannot keep up, I can't. I know. And how do you know that? I feel for her next time Nini does to her, when Nini inevitably will do to her. The same way I feel about her next time Meenie does to her, with Meenie inevitably will do to her, the same way I feel about Dennis, you know, like, we'll get to the therapy scene, so until the image goes out.

We'll get there, but stop taking back abusive people, okay, they don't get less abusive. I can promise you that. And it's like Barry said, because she's so, well, I'll just get to it. We'll get to it when we get to it, you know, because there's, they're bigger fish to fry, and those fish are swimming in Lake Bailey.

Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. I can't hate that ringtone. That's the ring doorbell tone. The ring doorbell tone. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, I hate it. It drives me nuts.

I hate that more than the generic Apple ringtone for iPhones, which Cynthia also has, by the way. Ding, ding, ding. Ah, I hate it. I love ring because I'd love nextdoor.com and it's basically ring videos of ladies going, hey, is this person robbing me or are they really a UPS man? It's like they left a package on the door. Does that look like they're robbing you? It literally says the UPS. I can't tell if it's a UPS man or someone pretending to be UPS man coming to rob me. It's like, okay lady. Yeah, it's a UPS man. Yeah, keep it classic. Well, keep it. Well, there was a guy taking UPS

stuff around on the dolly because they parked the truck, put stuff on a dolly and walk. Cause what are you gonna park at every single place? And she gave him shit and was videotaping him and then he's videotaping her back. I'm like, wow, this is like the fight of 2019, you know, just videotaping each other in a fight, stupid fucking people chasing a rabbi UPS guy. Who robs people with a dolly full of packages?

Like how does work in your mind? You, Pia, these people, you, Pia, delivery people have it so hard right now. They are, they got that big ass truck that doesn't even have doors, which I find to be, I still have never really wrapped my head around that. Like I would be afraid I would tumble right out, you know, I just know I would.

No door, I'm gonna be the one that's gonna be like, I've gotta pick up my tick-tack. And the next thing you know, I'm in the median on the road. But they have to deal with that and it's holiday time and they've got to park that big ass truck everywhere. And now you gotta deal with just random races walking around the streets, waving their cell phones at you like some weapon.

Like you gotta outta here, UPS units. And you know, so less down the street is always running up to the guy I mean like oh are you you PS can I give you this package right now he's always got you with so less with a last minute package while he's just trying to do his route otherwise known as Ronnie oh hi can I videotape you taking this package for me just kidding so Cynthia and Kenya Kenya comes over to Lake Bailey and this is, you know, like I said, the song opens about being strong and stuff.

So let's talk about Cynthia's closet, you know. Yeah. That's a pretty, it's a scene of Cynthia's strength. She's got a lot of closets. Yeah. So Cynthia, Kenya comes over and Cynthia is like, ah, chopped. Did you bring your band, which was kind of funny. And so she needs Kenya's help to organize her closet.

I'm like, Cynthia, you're rich. Just like hire so she needs Kenya's help to organize her closet. I'm like Cynthia, you're rich. Just like hire someone to do it. Like you could do it. Like, like, sometimes I get it's kind of funny because sometimes I'm like, oh rich people, they need a person for everything. And then sometimes I'm like, you're rich. I hire someone, you know? Yeah, no kidding. Or at least build cuter closets or I don't know maybe yeah, two wear things twice I don't know if Cynthia wears things twice. I don't know find a good place to donate to what it just sort of seems like a super model should know how to put together a closet I don't know my supermodels days are done ever since yeah hung up the husky over it dilutes back when I was 10 over at Dillard's back when I was 10. Oh, so she's giving, can you shit?

Because Kenya's boob tape is hanging out and stuff. And she's like, God, what is that hanging out of your boobs? Like she says, I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted watching her bra try and hold on those titties, child. Yeah. And then it cuts. It's like, beep. They're huge.

Yeah. Those titties have taken over that body Can you smoke factory? And yet Mark doesn't even want a motorboat. It sounds like which is really like I mean get in while the kittens good Mark Is that show finest of me I can't tell? I don't know. I don't know I feel like if you I feel like if you're straight and your wife has big boobs at that moment Like go to town Okay, right? Maybe he's an ass man. Maybe he's an ass man. I don't know straight people. I don't even understand them

I'm not really a motorboating type of person, so I'm just lighting I'm just letting you pass with that Maybe like motorboat journey, but I'm not on it with you Maybe motorboating someone who's lactating is not the smartest thing anyway, by the way. I take it all back. Yeah, well thanks for that. That was a fun job. It's like a polychus, Cindy Polypaging. God.

I know, sorry. I told you my brain shutting down. So Kenya is giving Cynthia a shit for wanting to move my king because that's why she's fixing all her closets and she's like, shouldn't you be engaged first? It's like, are you kidding me? You barely even know your husband. Okay.

Yeah, well, Kenya's like, I know, that's my point. Just like, don't follow my lead. Okay, I'm in a miserable marriage with a husband who doesn't want a motorboat my lactating boobs right now He just wants to sit and eat cereal and boss me around ropes so They start talking about Marlowe and Cynthia's like yeah, she was pretty mad. Can you say well? She's mad because she saw how everyone came over to me

They came over to you because you had free products, okay? It's not like you're a free edges product, beat a tray of free wigs. Well, I think actually they did. I think Marlow had some free something another out, maybe some Skittles, who knows? Yeah, I don't believe it. Because this is Marlow we're talking about.

I do not believe it. That's true. So Cindy is like, well, Marlow said you were paying child support and Kenny goes, that bitch is used to pulling a lot of things You're not really fit. That's true. So Cindy is like, well Marlow said you were paying child support. And Kenny goes, that bitch is used to pulling a lot of things out of her ass, including some 80 year old dick, which I'm not gonna lie. I fully laughed out loud. So Cynthia is bad at labeling things.

Does she call this snake gate? Snake? Does she like, I wanted to ask her about snake gate, but then you game idea I'm surprised she didn't like call it like synth gate, you know, because she loves just putting her an aim in there Synthesized hashtag 52 synth gate 52 angry men synth gate synth Was 52 angry men. I don't know. It was my weird play on 12 angry men, which is like a play It has nothing to do with it. I don't know. It was my weird play on 12 angry men, which is like a play.

It has nothing to do with it. I don't know why I was like, it was my, my, my wires are crossed right now. My wife is a very depressing play about racism. Thanks, man. Is it really? I thought it was about a jury. It is. About a racial trial. Is that what it is? Yes. This is what happens when I make a, when I make an unchecked cultural reference. Yeah. So I was like, no, it's not. The point is this, the sister's rosin swag. You stay over there with your lactating boobs and your 12-inch ribbon jokes, okay?

Okay. As Wendy Washerstein once said, the Cynthia Chronicles, it's my right, John. Wendy Washerstein. So she's like, I wanted to ask her about snake gate, but you came and I think she's confused because it would be rat gate, right? Whoever ratted yeah, I mean it's like a snake behavior, but it would be rat gate. Yeah rat hamster gate

So she's like, yeah, you know, look, I know that Marlow just basically is a henchman for Nini But still I've known her forever. How you know how am I supposed to even ask her if she secretly recorded me? Yeah, you just ask her. And I mean, it doesn't matter. You think Marlow's gonna be honest about that? Even though it's like clearly it was Yovanna, right? Like, obviously. Yeah, right.

I think so too. So Kenya is talking about how marriage is tough and everything and she's like, you know, Michelle Obama was just talking about it. I'm like, please don't like compare yourself to Michelle Obama right now, please. Yeah. And like you have to have a great person on your team.

And I just like imagining Michelle Obama yelling at Barack. I'm always like that. I've always liked to picture that. I feel like they have like just the most intelligent petty arguments like really well-spoken arguments about the dishes like inspiring. When they go low, I go to the rinse cycle. Yeah, Barack. When they go low, I go to the high rack, whereas where you wash glasses properly. Barack! Hey, Barack, put the forks in the other way,

because that's how we show the way, Barak. And Cynthia's like, yeah, and you know, she said one of the most important things in a relationship is learning to argue. And Kenya's like, yeah, you basically have to decode Mark. You have no idea what he's saying. Maybe, but from what we've seen of Mark in the two seconds that we've seen him, yeah, you do nobody saying, you just don't idea what he's saying. Maybe, but from what we've seen of Mark in the two seconds that we've seen him, yeah, you do nobody saying you just don't like what he's

saying. You just wanted to be saying something else. Now that said, these two sound like a fucking nightmare, and I don't think that I want to hear them learn to argue. Think, just separate, just stay on your own corners, YouTube. Yeah, yeah, exactly. This is not, this is not the second coming of Michelle and Barack. I think that's fair, fair to say at the very least. Yeah, pretty fair. So then, canty and toddler at home,

and Riley is FaceTime and canty to ask if she can get a new Fendi sweatshirt or something for 160 bucks. And canty is like, with your own money, with your own money, and it's kind of funny. Someone on Twitter, I wish I had to tweet up, but someone on Twitter tweeted the funniest thing. They're basically like, so Todd uses your money to buy trucks, open up five restaurants, pay for strippers,

like taking his daughter to the strip club, but Riley has to pay $168 for her own sweater, you know? Well, that's her, you know, that's her husband. That's that money is taut. I mean, the, yeah, I mean, oh my God, with the, I hate that. Like what's my, what's yours is my, wait, what's mine is yours? And what's yours is mine? Yeah, but I'm not saying that Riley necessarily should have, should have

the $168. So I, I actually agreed with, with with Candy being like with your own money. I'm already funding this amazing apartment for you, but it's also kind of funny the total double standard, which I mean, it's apparent, but at the same time, Todd talks a lot about independence while he's like, just spending, which is what we said last week and the week before and the week before,

he's just spending Candy's money left and right. I just think it's funny candy's trying to seem like some bad ass like she's coming down hard on her kid after she just put her in this gorgeous $5,000 about the part. Yeah. So Carmen comes over. Yeah, we got a little Carmen action and they just start talking and we do find out that Todd bought a tractor trailer and He's also starting up a Mexican restaurant and he's trying to lease a place to create a LG breakfast. I Mean, I don't know if people can just like feel my rage through the podcast right now like you're buying a tractor trailer

You're like Joe Gorgah, just going through Candy's money. I know it's like what's, it's like they are married and it's like this, they're money, but it's really Candy's money. Well, I've just so used to dating people with no jobs that I'm like, wow, I don't think that I could really complain about a man

who wants to work more. You know what I mean? Of course, Spend your money to do it, but also why is the, why is the buying a tractor trailer thing becoming a thing on Bravo? Like why is that a thing spend your money to do it. But also, why is the barring attractor trailer thing becoming a thing on Bravo? Like, why is that a thing? We saw Robyn do it, or think about doing it at least.

I don't know if she should get it. Well, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of money in it, but I just feel like, I guess one thing that annoys me is I just see these people on Bravo trying to do like, get rich quick schemes it feels like. Like, oh, here's a quick payday I could be doing. It's like the entrepreneurial, there, I don't know, it's like you see someone like Bethany who, she's a cook,

she had this line, the skinny girl thing, this is her thing, it all makes sense, you know, she has like, say what you will about Bethany, but she is like a business woman and a shark and she goes in and she's like, she knows what she's doing, she's on a path and she is expanding it into jeans or whatever. And then you see people like Todd, who's like one day buying a truck. Hey, why don't we try doing this thing?

Why don't we try doing this thing? Just like using up all this money and these like super risky endeavors. I don't know if for some reason. Well, he also gives him some really rough jobs. I mean, restaurants are some of the hardest business to own, like what the hell, dude? Yeah, just like expanding left and right, as if like, I don't know.

He's no Lisa Bandit, probably if you ask me. I'm just scratching out. Lisa Todd, I don't know. Lisa, well, they have the same name. They do. They're not Lisa Todd. Kent Todd. So, Candy is like, yeah, I'm gonna have to kind of squash all this

because hi we still don't have a baby's room like we need to make a baby just a baby coming and then she talks more about Todd's shitty relationship with Kayla and that's pretty much her story for the whole show she's like well I can't say anything to Kayla because that's not my birth daughter but what are we gonna do when it's our birth daughter? Duh, duh, duh, duh. Well, because apparently Todd might actually have an issue with girls in general because he also gets injured with Riley and Candy's like, you know that kid who's always like, hey, my daddy, well, that's Riley and she's sort of like laughs.

But it sounds like, you know, so I guess the spoiler alert is that maybe Todd's not so great. Yeah. Um, I think that candy will be fine. Todd's not going to be around to say anything to the kid because he's going to have 19 restaurants to run. He's like, yeah, I'm a truck. He drives. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like he's like his truck fixed. He's just sort of like moving into Peter territory a little bit. Peter's brew. Peter's brew. Peter's brew?

Oh God, now there's a business. So Portia calls Marla, she's in front of some building, and Marla's like, I'm turning right right now. I'm on the Orange bicycle bar, Huka bar thing. Yeah, didn't she say she was running a Mayback with an Orange roof? So yeah, so basically it's like one of those those long things that you see, like if you go to Nashville, you will, I guarantee you will see like a million bachelor at parties just peddling

down through Nashville through the main streets on this where it's like a table and you can pedal, but you also can drink and in this one you can also smoke hook off of it. So it's like good for like big parties, but in this case, there's only two people on it, Marlow and Porsche. So they're on there, they're drinking, and then they're shocked to find out that they actually have to pedal. The vehicle actually needs their pedaling to move forward.

And so they're trying to, but since it's just two of them, it's pretty, they have to really put their legs into it. So Portia is like, at least I'm in my exercise gear. Marlow's over here and trying to pedal in full sequence, and I know she's hot and stinky. Yeah. And then some guy drives up who works with Portia at the radio show. And his name is Gary, Gary T. Gary T. Gary T.

Gary T. And I could sworn that he also was in marriage and medicine in like the very next episode, getting his teeth done at Dr. Heavenly's, but I was too lazy to like double check. Oh, damn it. So I was too lazy to write down his full title. I wrote Gary T with the T.

Gary, I think it's just Gary, Gary Gary Mrs. Garrett. It was Mrs. Garrett. Yeah. A car passes by and someone's like. Where are you? Oh, your cookies. Cookies after homework on. Which actually sounds shockingly like Tanya weird. Yeah Tanya does have the spirit of Charlotte Ray in her. Oh so they say hi to their friend and he's mortified that they're biking you know. And she's like he got Frisacci with the top down okay bitch. She actually

she's never even met him before So then so now they're like talking there started not having like a serious talk on this like total tourist trap kind of vehicle and Marlow starts saying how like no one of this group is real You know the only one is real is Neenie because she put her business out there. I'm like, oh please Neenie is the fakeest of them all please like Neenie putting her business out there is like a fully calculated, deliberate plan to try to make her look sympathetic. Totally.

And Portia says, well, I don't know why she's telling anything. Nobody wants to hear it. And Marlotte's like, but I mean, come on, for example, your business. I don't know what, I don't know, you know, one girl that you've told your business, not one. Yeah, and she's and parachute was like, no, it's nothing personal. I just don't want to keep saying the same story over and over and over again.

And also, Marlo, who are you to talk? We still don't even know who your old sugar daddy is. Like, let's stop pretending that you are so honest about everything. Yeah, we literally don't even know what you do for a job. Yes. We don't know where you live. And admittedly, you're a friend of, but still. We know more about Buffy who's been on for one season

of Maritime Medicine than we do about you. Yeah. We know more about the lady who ran the OC fashion show on a boat than we know about you. Yeah. So Marla was like, well, but how are you with Neenie? And Porsche is she crossed a line with me making fun of me while I'm at home with my baby breastfeeding And Marla's like, but why can we take all this ship from guys, but not girls guys are worse to us They sleep with us. They put our lives in their hands. They give us diseases and Porsche go disease is bitch

And importantly, Marlow may have just gotten a little too real. So then Marlow goes, what did Michelle Obama say? When they go low, you go what? Hat dog! No, we'll try that again. When they go low, you go.

Relish, relish's in hot dogs. When they go low, you go. Hey, bitch. I see a friend of a guy. It's close enough. Yeah, it works. I was really hoping Michelle was set, had said, when they go low, you go and get yourself a properly sized, uh, welcome mat, but that's fine.

That's fine. So portions like, don't tell me I don't say, you know, we're talking about Mimi here, you know, and I did go high because my man did this to me and I got wait a minute. I said, this is not how you're going to treat me. And if I can do that with my man, I can definitely do it with a man. You know, it's interesting because Marlow actually has an interesting point there, which is like, we forgive, like, you know, women forgive men so easily. That's what she's saying. I mean, that's a generalization, but she's basically like, you know, we forgive men.

We go back, we sleep with them when they do terrible, terrible things to us. But when it comes to women, it's like, no, never. And she's kind of right. But then again, I also really liked Porsche's take on it, which is like, no, not only am I like, like, no, like, like, fuck Nini, and also fuck Dennis too. And I'm going to fuck them both. Like, who cares? Like, they're both terrible people to me. So I was like, I thought Marlowe had an interesting point. I loved the way Porsche turned it around and made it even more empowering or made it empowering. And then that's why it made me so sad

to then see like on Instagram that portioned and I'm sure back together, portioned and Neenie are friends again, which theoretically is like a nice thing because people are getting along, but I also make me feel like, as you said before, like these are people that treat her like shit. And she just sort of like has welcomed them back in

rather than like moving onwards and upwards. Yeah, Neenie is an abusive asshole, okay? I don't know that, you know, difference moving onwards and upwards. Yeah, I mean, he's an abusive asshole. Okay. I don't know that, you know, difference between men and women, who forgives who, they're both to get rid of abusive people. Stop. Stop trying to change abusive people. It's time for commercial.

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he's making some kind of drinks or whatever. Because that's what they do now. They put out cheese plates and drinks. Yeah, makes some. But we find out it's a lemonade that he's serving in like a Moscow mule cup or like a fake m- m- m- m- m- m. It's like a weird faux copper glass, TJ Maxx, you know. Yeah, TJ, they're making a- a TJ mule.

So Greg comes over because dong, dong, dong. Some girl comes over and guess who it is. Do not get a life coach named Tamara. That's just a bad numerology. Yeah, that's a bad sign. That's like getting like a nanny named Satan. Like you just know, I mean, it's just, it's right there, it's in the name.

Yeah, it's not good. So Nini explains, she's like, well, you know, Tamer's my life coach, she's teaching me so, so much. You know, the younger Nini, well, shall I say, Nene, she was never afraid of an argument. And then we get a montage of her just telling people off non-sentically as she likes to do. But today, I need a little more peace in my life, which is why I'm wearing an LMA CLAPPET dress and pretending I'm a new sweet girl from a farm.

And if never does anything to everybody in my entire life. And wearing a necklace that says, love, Allah, Dr. Deb. Also, what is this like the young Neenie loved an argument? I'm like, when did the young Neenie, like when when was like that, that the term limit on young Neenie? Because last time I checked about nine months ago, young Neenie was still out and forced starting arguments and yelling at people. Yeah. I'm not remember the closet. You're not remember what people wanted your closet. It's not very awesome, I'm sure. Is that the young Neenie also? So Neenie is just like, she's a monster, and I don't think she could ever change, even if she really did want to, which I don't think that she does.

So Tamer's like, so how are you and Greg doing? And Neenie says, well, I just need to admit some things, you know? Because for me, when people admit things, it makes you closer to them. Like, now what? now what did Greg do? It's like Jesus Christ. It's like he's over there making all your drinks making all your food following you around like a little puppy dog Now what did Greg do? Yeah, so then he needs to start talking about how Kenya came to Marlos event and like had the band and she was like I knew the longer I stood there, the more likely I would cuss her out.

So she's once again, you know, portraying herself as this like hero who controlled her emotions, which I guess is some degree is true. She did remove herself from a situation before she would like lose her temper, but she also did it in like a very showy way of like, I'm leaving. I'm just going to storm out of your cuz I'm so mad That I can't be mad right now. Yeah, it wasn't her scene and she was like trying to make her big come back with all the girls for the first time And she totally got upstaged and it was upstaged right in her scene that she was trying to do with Porsche their wig fight or whatever So she's like a diva because she's not getting attention. And she said, well, you know,

I know I should have had Marlos back, but I couldn't have her back at that moment. And Tamara's like, well, your friends have to understand that you need to take care of yourself first. I'm like, shut up, Tamara. You're terrible. You're, you're terrible in your job already. I, I like really struggle every time you say,

and then Tamara said, like, I cannot separate this Tamara from that Tamara. And I'm like, every time you say and then Tamra said like I cannot separate this Tamra from that Tamra and then like every time you say and then Tamra says she has to learn from herself I just keep having visions of Tamra Barney just sitting there with Neenie and it's like the worst pairing have ever seen in my life. Well maybe that's why I'm getting so angry because I keep saying Tamra and also don't trust a life coach who shows up in like a tight fitting evening velvet gown. You know what I mean? Now I'm on a life coach's this. Yeah, or maybe, I feel like, you weren't there for this, but when Ray subbed for you on Dallas, we were talking about life coaches because Stephanie Holman sees a life coach. And we're saying life coaches,

I feel like are good for things like career questions, you know, career, I don't know, like sort of like, what am I doing with my life, literally life coach? I think when it comes to what, like what, I have anger issues, I have deep fundamental anger issues, I have issues connecting with people.

When you're talking about like relationship or how you relate to other people, I think that's what you have to go to someone with like war. That's what they're interested in. Yeah, a therapist, like someone who's just like licensed, who went to school, not saying that family, life coaches are on license,

but someone who like has like, is educated in that area. And so when you sit and watch someone, sometimes I feel like when I watch some of these bravo stars like sits down with a life coach, I feel like they're just doing the motions so that way they can, they're going through the motions. So that way, they can say they are taking care of an issue when they're just talking to someone who's just going to sort of say the things that they, that sound nice.

Right. Yes. Of course. I mean, he's hiring herself a herself a yes man totally. Yeah, so then Neenie starts saying, talking about how sisterhood is so important to her and how she just wants to get back to sisterhood. But she wants to get back to sisterhood without having to say, I apologize. I'm like, okay. Yeah, she goes like, I want to try and figure out how to get back to this without saying I apologize. Because before I apologize, I would have to understand what I'm apologizing for. Really? Are you kidding me? Do you have a television? Because the television could explain it to you very well. Yeah, I mean seriously. Monster. Yeah, it's called do some soul searching and think about. I mean, even the life coach,

even Tamra sort of said, like, well, you know, you reacted to things in certain ways. Like, even if you just apologize for the basic, the low-hanging fruit, like, I apologize for being a cold, steely bitch to you at the reunion for doing nasty things, like just some easy stuff, you know? Yeah, start easy, but she won't. She's a total narcissist. Yeah. So she's like, well, and also what she's saying is nobody will shoot with me. And I'm on the show getting paid a lot of money.

And I've already skipped out on the first couple of weeks of work. So I'm going to have to show up on some of these strips and stuff. So what the hell am I supposed to do now? Right. So she even went to lunch with Tania, who she hates. Yeah. Tania. Yeah. Tania was trying to be so positive, but now she's scared of me. So when she tells Porsche they're going to Toronto She puts on feathers and like a whole outfit and screams around in office, but for Neenie she goes we're going to Toronto

Carnival Yeah, she does like a mild like a mild. She's like she's not sure if she can get all extra with Neenie So she sort of test out we're going to gather to Toronto Carnival! No too much, too much. Okay, okay, I'll file a back. I even sat down while I said that. Yeah, so Neenie is like me.

She's just like me. Well, you know, with these girls, I need to think of, I want to even be a part of all of this negativity because on a trip, when you're with somebody, you're really with them. Then it shows Neenie just being a fucking horrible human being on every trip when you're with somebody you're really with them. Then it says Needy just being a fucking horrible human being on every trip ever. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't know if I want to be part of the negativity that I bring to every single

trip. Yeah. But she goes, I have four balls. That's why I'm wearing this wig. I have four ball spots from taking girl's trips. Yeah, I can't even with her anymore. Just get off the show already. Jesus Christ, you're exhausting. So meanwhile, Portion Marlow are still on their hook and he ride. They've been out there for like five days. They are basically, they're doing like Oregon Trail around

Atlanta at this point. You know, like Diss has like plagued them. They've crossed a river. They've lost their, they've gone, they've shot, they've shot buffaloes, but they're still, they're still doing their trek. They are the diseased blankets. So Portia is wasted now at this point. She's smoking a hookah in one hand, how's the drink in another hand and she's falling over. Yeah. So Marlo, Marlo basically sends this covered wagon by the original hot dog factory. And you know, of course, it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah and they order, but she's like, well, we're going to call Dennis because I don't want to hear it. I don't want him to hear it about

somebody else. I have been so disrespected. I have been so confused. I have been so upset. But I won't get a free hot dog. You bet your damn life I will. You know what? It's amazing what people will do for a free hot dog. You know, you know, it's amazing that friendships people have. It's amazing that the men they will take back in their lives just for a free hot dog. Oh my gosh. If someone said that they brought, if someone brought me a hot dog from Costco, the $1.50 hot dog and soda meal right now, I'd be like, you know what? We're best friends.

You're forgiven. Yeah. So they call him and she's like, I just wanted to tell you we're getting hot dogs. And he's like, Hi. Hi. Yeah, full of personality over there. Yeah.

And Marla's like, I love you, Dennis. I love you. I love you, Portia. But she's like, okay, bye. Yeah, because Marla keeps wanting Portia to say, she loves, well, she's like, she loves you and misses you, Dennis.

Tell him you love him. Tell him you love him like Marla shut the fuck up he cheated on her why you trying to like put Porsche in this position where she has to like take down her guard when she's pissed let her be pissed because people are constantly dicks to people expect everybody to just be forgiven at all at all times you know I think she's like well we'll do fucked up shit just for a game like yeah well I don't like somebody who does fucked up shit all the time. I think there's a very clear Ronnie Carrham conspiracy theory I play here. I think Dennis called Marlowe and said, I'm gonna give you a lifetime of free hot dogs

if you get Porsche to come back to me. I think that's that. I think Marlowe is like, free food. Yeah. So, Porsche is like, this is the hardest part of the breakup is not having these hot dogs. So then we go over to Caddy's again and we see Miss Peggy. Have we met Miss Peggy before? I feel like I've never seen her. I don't think so. I feel like she's a new cast member and now she's going to be on all the time because they were really playing up to Miss Peggy. Yeah, there was a lot of Miss Peggy going on. A lot of like, like fully articulating her name. Like, it felt like they were just wedging her name into everything. Like, see?

No. But I got an electric field. Did you see the electric field? Miss Peggy! Hi, Miss Peggy. Hi, Miss Peggy. Hi, Miss Peggy. Hi, Miss Peggy.

All right, kids, we'll see you later. Hi, Miss Peggy. Hi, Peggy. I miss Peggy. All right, K. We'll see you later. I miss Peggy. I miss Peggy. Hi, I'm George from UPS. There's a lady follow me, but more importantly, I have a package for Miss Peggy. So Kayla is going to move to New York with Riley and she's really nervous to go and her hat says live in La V Vida Broca, which I think is really funny. I think it's really funny. So Candy, we get another scene about how, you know, Kayla is not kidding along with Todd and Candy hopes that he's better with their own daughter.

Pretty much. Oh, John. Yeah, I'm bored with this. I'm bored with this. I'm fine, can you tell? Well, I just feel like it's just, yeah. It's hard to get excited about. I feel like Candy's doing her, but I love Candy.

I just love, love, love Candy. And I just, I'm like, hmm, Todd Shitty. And this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna have Todd. Todd. Yeah. So, to Hill. Oh, what?

I don't have anything to say. It's just a repeat of the lasso. Yeah, basically. Yeah. So then we go to Chihil, driving to have a fun double date with Eva and her husband. Oh gosh. So they go, they walk up to an area to this place. At first, I think it's a bowling alley, and then I realized, oh no, it's that ridiculous throw football at bowling pins thing that they went to in marriage medicine a few weeks ago. Maybe I don't know what it was,

but I got mad about it then, I got mad about it all over again now. I was like, wow, this place is like, twice now, twice this fall. They're really trying to push it. They're really trying to push football bowling and tractor trailers. Yeah, that'm not accepting football bowling. Okay. I will accept. I'm accepting throwing axes at Thumps like I'm okay with that. My friend in fact had a gift certificate to a place in North Hollywood Hollywood where they do that. And I almost was like, I would actually like to do that because I've seen it so much on Bravo.

But football bowling, I'm not. And we heard from some people ahead of our Atlanta trip, some people messaged us and said, some people said, yeah, it's actually really fun. And some people said, yeah, it's actually really hard, not into it no matter what. I repute it. I'm repute to the football bowling.

So they first start talking about who videotaped this conversation with Cynthia. And to Hill was like, what a piece of shit. I don't care who it was. There are goddamn pieces of shit. And even it's like, well, legally, let's why don't we ask my husband about it. And now this is interesting because he said,

if there was someone, if you were in the conversation, what? You said, this is interesting. And I said, that's the first time that's been used with Michael. He said, by the way, by the way, I have to also say, why were you that Michael dressed up like they were going to a banquet afterwards for fucking football bowling really bothered me. Go on.

So he's like, well, if someone is in a conversation with you and they record it, that's legal. But if they were secretly record, if it was somebody secretly recording two of you, then that wouldn't be legal, which is crazy. That's not how it is in California. I guess every state's different, but it's illegal to be recording somebody without them knowing in California, at least. So whatever, without a backlog, will say that. I don't know what the law is on that. I know there's a lot of recording going, I know, I just feel like there's a lot of complaints about recording for people who are on reality TV. Yeah, that's true. So Eva starts saying, well, you know, Neenie is the one who recorded me last year. Well, yeah, she did tell you she wouldn't wear her mic

or whatever and it was on. But the producers made her and you were in the parking lot of the set of your reality show. It's a little different. This other thing is a little different. I'm not gonna give her, I'm not gonna give, I'm gonna allow Eva to be mad about that because we were mad at Neenie about that

and we were clocking Neenie for being a hypocrite with that bullshit. So I think just the way she said it she makes it sound like being he was like doing the secret recording on her and all this is yeah yeah well uh... yeah it says in the goes uh... uh... uh... it's just they're talking about who the suspects could be and we get another flashback of candy asking you to vana if you want to record you want to record it her and Yovanna's like me? What? I don't even know what recording means. What is that word? I don't know how could it possibly

be me here recorded her. I know like pulling her wig down over her face. Like you're trying to hide behind it. And even it's like yeah, and then you've got, oh, she said, Neenie, she said Neenie is a narc, she's a oh, she said, Nini. She said, Nini is a narc, she's a federally, she works for that government. She supported me, she needs to pat down. Yeah, and then Marl, and then Cynthia is like, chop, unless the Russians have snuck over to Lake Bailey

and tap my house, the only people I can think of are Ivana and Marlowe. And I love the idea that the russian's are like you know as fun as it is to fix another government presidential election u.s. it would be probably even more fun if we saw Cynthia Bailey's up to

yeah i would be really fun to see if we get some recordings of that lady who hashtags herself a lot making guacamole hey let's listen and see if she can fix that closet. We can't wait. Up with that sound. I think it's that lady sitting on her countertop again. Putin's just like obsessed with Cynthia Bailey. He's like, oh, guacamole.

Oh, kitchen island. I love it. Why did that lady put her spoon in the guacamole? Wow, let's see what's happening in Lake Bailey. It was a time for another Bailey queue. So then we get Kenya. Can I just say, by the way, I don't know if you noticed this, but while they were, because then there was some stupid ass shit, where it was like the models versus mics and whoever

wins, then that's where the other person has to move to, to either LA or Atlanta, like truly no one cares. But while they were doing this, I don't know if you noticed this, but Southern Charm was playing in the background on this big wall. They had a projection of Southern Charm. It was a very meta-broadbo moment. Oh, really? They're just a lot to play Bravo stuff.

Probably make sure they get the rights. Yeah, it was like, I guess Bravo's version of synergy. They should have made it really meta and had Robin driving her tractor trailer. Well, actually, Monique Samuel's on Twitter today was saying, I guess I two weeks ago she said these Atlanta episodes need more Neenie and then today she retweeted herself and said, just like I said, needs more Neenie. I'm like, Monique, no. Monique, I've come around to you. I've become a big Monique fan. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it.

Yeah, you're killing me. Although've become a big Monika fan. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. You're killing me, although Potomac sounds amazing this year. I cannot wait to watch. They better have all that shit in there. Yeah. So let's go to the next scene. Kenya, I was like, please don't be another therapist. Please don't be an...

Nope, it's a lawyer, but it's a lawyer who's kind of a therapist. And she's got like a card, says, I think it says bequest. I just wrote bequest gather sign because it's in gather front. Why is everything in the box? Because she works with Will. So she has a bequest sign that's in gather. The quest. Oh, good.

It's a very specific TJ Max purchase. Yeah, so she's like a financial planner lawyer or something. Yeah, she's always giving me light Kristen Taekman vibes in her look. And it's basically a scene where Kenik keeps sailing. I just want to protect the assets from my daughter. I just want to protect my daughter's assets. AkaA, we're about to break up. Yes. I just want to protect my daughter's assets aka. We're about to break up Yes, and she's like I have a home that just a praise at 1.8 million dollars

so Basically she tells us Mark didn't think it was very romantic to have a pre-map which is crazy leave him Yeah, that is crazy. That is Excuse me certifiably crazy. Crazy. I think that's nuts. Yeah. So she's like, well, okay, we can go to different options. We can do a will or a trust. The will takes about a year and candy is like, no, whatever's like, whatever's immediate, whatever's immediate. So they decide,

you know, how to put all this money aside for the kid. And then can you of course start crying and talking about how everything sucks in her marriage and stuff. And Kristen's just looking at her like, oh, Jesus Christ. The Gather font does not invite you here to cry. Okay? Yeah. To fuck outta here.

I'm a lawyer. At least, yeah, yeah. She's like, at least your husband wasn't caught in hacked files from Ashley Madison, okay? Yeah. no kidding. At least you didn't accidentally name your company POC when you're a white lady, okay? So now we go to Porsche therapy and she's with her, well I forget her therapist's name, but she had like her normal therapist. Dr. Sherry. Dr. Sherry. So she's there and surprise guest. Here comes Dennis.

He just like the definition of lumbering is Dennis walking down a hallway. He's like a big lumbering. Well, at first I was like, he's like a lumbering bear, just like, it's just lumber's down hallways. Like just lumbering. And then he shows up in the doorway, and Dr. Sharer's like, look who's here,

and the music's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And then he's just so low energy. He's like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Hi, it's like, hi. Hi. And then when he sits down on the couch, he goes from lumbering bear to like turtle.

He looks exactly like a turtle, just like, if you saw a turtle sitting on a couch, that's what that's what it would be. It's because he's got those blocked colors on his jumpsuit. So like when he sits down, it changes his whole outfit, you know, now it's like a turtle on the got a fish. It's very much like modern Koopa Troopa,pe because you know like the evolution of how kupa Troopers look like in the beginning they're just for these little turtles, but now they're sort of cartoony, you know He's like a

2019 kupa troupe sitting on a couch going to therapy So the doctors like wow Dennis. Thanks for being here. I'm sure this isn't easy for you Which is why I gave you a two seat couch to sit on easy for you, which is why I gave you a two seat couch to sit on. So she's, they start talk, she starts asking me, I'm like, what's it going to take? You know, and why did you come today, Dennis? And he's like, well, we've been through a lot in the past few months, and everything was really good, but I made a mistake and I cheated. And then Porsche is like, it was not a mistake. I'm a steak is taking the wrong exit. Yeah, I'm a steak is taking the wrong exit I'm a steak is

Ordering a hot dog when you really want to hamburger. That's a mistake. I'm a steak is putting petals on a car. Who does that? I'm a steak is ordering a Small Placed mat I'm putting it out and saying it's your welcome Matt. Ha! Mistake! I missed steak is a steak that hasn't been married yet. I missed steak is a steak that just misses you. So he's like, well, we had a rough pregnancy from start to finish. You know, in sex and pregnancy, that's nothing like a man wants to do.

Okay. Do not get back together with this person. So now, the second you stop having sex the way the guy wants or God forbid, what if you go through a dry spell and don't have sex? Okay, then he can cheat. You know, this is bullshit. And I hate when people do that.

Like, well, I wasn't getting the relationship so I went and found it somewhere else. Get out first, okay? I think it's fine. You know what's even more deplorable is that then he says that there was postpartum and he's like, you know She was crying a lot and I cried with her as if like he gets like I

I doubt that he cried with her by the way, but like he is so it's like because she was crying He's like, well doesn't sound good, but that's just what it is. So you're blaming it on postpartum, which is like so Despicable I don't know well, no, I took it as him saying we cried together every night Meaning like it was really hard and we were there for each other and I was there for each other and I know that's not You know, oh good enough. I don't know. I That's how I wrote it, but you know Maybe that's either way I was like this fucker Yeah, but he basically is he's basically blame me get on the pregnancy at the very least and then having to deal

with the baby and everything after, which guess what? Every person who has a baby has to do with it, it doesn't mean that everyone gets to just go fucking cheat on the pregnant wife. You asshole. Yeah. And so the answer to Dr. Sharer is like, so given that you were in this altogether, how could you have sex with anyone else? And he's just like, it was poor decisions, self-assécission. It was like a full-on,

he was basically being jacks. He was, excuse me, he was saying all the things he knew he needed to say. He was literally borderline smiling when he was saying it too. It was so dialed in and clearly given crib notes by Marlow. You know, this was for a crib sheet. This is it was just so he was given MTV Cribs. So I'm like you yeah he's just made us like you with hot dogs. Okay, you might never like him. No, I never liked him either. I just like hot dogs. I just like yeah. So she's like like well, it's a poor decision and the they were giving him subtitles like he's speaking a different language It was you know a poor decision and it's a selfish decision and all of this is being typed out below him So he's like, but I've done my best to let Portia know I love her and I'm apologetic and I'm ready.

No, so yeah, so like You know she's Portia's whole thing is that she just She wants to be because they have a because they have a daughter You know she doesn't she wants to know that he is going to be there because he wants to be there and she wants her daughter to know that like her dad wants to be with her, et cetera. And so, and she hasn't told Dennis that she still loves him because he doesn't think, she

doesn't think that he deserves that and he doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't. So I'll give him another chance. Yeah. So then the doctor is like, so how can Portia know that she can trust you again? And Dennis is like, well, we are technically still engaged and the doctor is like, and technically she doesn't have a ring on. I was like, doctor, Sherry, wow, that come back, I love it.

Yeah. And Portia is like, yeah, that's right. So she's like, well, you know, this has been so much pain. back i love it yeah and for sure that yeah that's right uh... so she said well you know this has been so much pain you don't understand what i've done in my family and he's like sitting there smirking and she's like yeah okay well let's try it again i know and then they i mean i get it i get wanting to make the family work and but relationships are complicated it's not as it's not a black way thing i got it but oh my god this is a black and white thing if he's still saying like

well yeah i cheated but we couldn't have sex to say when she's pregnant like okay no this is someone who's not even trying to learn enjoy baby number two so then uh they're driving home and uh you know porcius like like well I acknowledge that you were being very honest in there and I do appreciate that. Did he Uber to the appointment that was so weird was he waiting for the car? Probably. He probably. Yeah.

So yeah. So he of course was he's trying to be serious is staring at her rack. He's like you look amazing. Can I come over? I think no, Oh God. Okay, so then did you get did you hear in the previous did you watch the previous for next week? I watched like part of them. I just saw that like it's gonna be where Mike Proposes to Cynthia finally. So I don't know if you heard this, but there was a weird voice over this time in the preview.

I didn't notice in a world full of drama. And it's like drama, drama, drama. And then Cynthia gets proposed to you and he goes, sometimes dreams do come true. And then I thought that was like talking. Oh, is that what it is? As more clips and he says, and absolutely living it right now. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Was they just putting him in there?

Oh, I thought it was a piece of voiceover, guys. Like, please make this a weekly thing. I would love that. I didn't, so I didn't watch the full preview because I fell asleep last night when I was watching Mary to Medicine, and I forgot that I hadn't finished it, and so we were about to record, and I was like, shit, I have to watch the rest of Mary to Medicine so we can at least talk about it.

So I was like, I must save every minute, so I'm not going to watch the preview. But when I did turn on Mary to Medicine last night, I saw the end of the preview, which was basically Mike proposing to Cynthia, which is really a great segue because I think the first scene of marriage medicine was quad getting a drink with Cynthia. Yeah, there you go, right after she signed divorce papers. So you see?

Oh. So for those of you guys wondering, I mean, we're just gonna talk about marriage medicine to do a little check-in like a proper doctor. Here's what everyone missed. Cynthia? Yeah, Cynthia and quad her friends. They were both, they were goats.

Basically, this week's episode, Buffy tries to do a girl's thing. So she takes everybody to the spa, and there's like goat yoga and stuff and quad won't do it. She's like, but it's not really a spa. It's like an Airbnb. So I was like, well, I don't know why they just didn't do it at Buffy's house, but yes, they drive somewhere to a different house. That's like not a spa.

Yeah. So there's that and actually, basically, okay, so here's what happens. So Mariah decides that she's gonna bring her sister, Lake is back up because Lake has started all this drama. Well, Mariah started all this drama through Lake, saying at a reunion that quad fucked Lake's husband. And so Mariah has tried fighting with everybody and screaming and losing at this season,

like she normally does, but people weren't really playing her game so now she's bringing Lincoln to do it to get mad at quad because she can't get quad screaming and yelling like she used to so let's see how that's works out. Yeah she brought Lincoln under the guise of I need someone to take care of me because I broke my toe again. And so like even though she's on a trip with two full-fledged doctors, she apparently needs lake to make sure that I guess Mariah's broken toe boot is tended to it all times. Yes. And everyone is shocked like this is going to be a huge strama, but quads basically like I've already given Mariah enough. You know, now she's trying to come back on the show and fight with me to be back on the show,

and I'm not gonna give it to her. So I'm not gonna give it to her with Lake either. So she doesn't say anything, which makes it really uncomfortable for everybody else, because they're like, aren't we supposed to be fighting right now? Like, what the hell? So everybody else tries to make them fight, but Quads still won't fight.

No, and then you also have Jackie, who's just getting irritated with Buffy. Now I really like Buffy a lot, but Buffy was really annoying this episode because she was trying to like force the fun of the spot because she was hosting it. So that amounts to her squealing intensely the entire time like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm pretty sick. And Jackie is just sitting there like, squealing intensely the entire time like And Jackie is just sitting there like oh child Yeah, Jackie's the new it. Yeah, she really does not like Buffy and she even does a Jackie slam Which is very rare for Jackie to all out slam somebody, but she's like Sounded what did she say sounded like a dog? She said so she made some kind of comment but she's like, sounded, what did she say? Sounded like a dog. She made some kind of comment like she's, you know, she says what sort of, she's like, what octave is that? Like dog octave.

Yeah. And then she pointed at the camera like nailed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also want to point out that since this is, this is 2019, which means that next year is a leap year. Even though 2020 is the leap year, 2019 is the year that we get to see Heavenly's other children.

We got to see her other two sons for the first time in four years. I think we haven't seen them in about four years. They came to dinner. I'm just pointing that out that we got to see the whole family. We never got to see them. Also, we didn't point out yet that Heavenly got new teeth kind of in the middle of this. I'm not sure when she got them, but have you noticed that she has kind of a list like a Carol Channing list? No, I didn't notice that at all.

Oh, yeah, you'll see when she's doing when she's doing her diary room social. That's a list, my daddy's daddy. She's doing when she's doing her diary room so she's just a less mad abyss. Daddy, I heard you treat daddy. Do you like my new teeth prism on? Prism on? She even said praise the Lord actually as she approached Buffy's house. She's like, what's with me a little bit today?

Prism on? Then the other thing was, oh, Contessa and Scott had like a big breakthrough. The therapist came over, I actually like the therapist quite a bit, and I'm like doing like therapist Yelp for Bravo. But we could today, God knows we've seen enough therapist today just in these two shows, Gene. I know, seriously, it's two therapists in a life coach, but basically Scott.

And a lawyer therapist. And a lawyer therapist and also goats. So then Scott is basically, he's come to realize that he has kind of turned the kids against his wife and he's like feeling bad about it and he's telling the therapist and she goes, you know, there's a word that we have for that. It's called sabotage and he's like, oh shit,. Like I didn't mean to be Sapatosh in my life. Yeah, he's basically like it's come to my attention that I may have communicated

things to my children that turned them against my wife. It's like that. So yeah, so that was the end of their storyline. Now it's like, why are they wrapping up Storylines? Don't we have 11 episodes of this left to go with heck? Yeah, but no. I was like, once that happened once I saw that they were resolved and then he was like, why are they wrapping up storylines? Don't we have 11 episodes of this left to go with heck? Yeah, but no. I was like, once that happened, once I saw that they were resolved, and then he was like, I'm proud of you, and you should go back to school. I was like, I think we're getting a season finale soon, and then especially when Toya started talking about how

she's putting together a big party, I guess they're official house forming. I was like, oh yeah. Season finale is coming up and sure enough next week. Season finale of marriage and medicine. Yes, it sure is and we will be there watching it. Did you watch the, watch what happens live last night? No, what happened?

Oh, you didn't, I thought you did, because on our YouTube TV it said watch, it's already, that's weird. No, that's why I brought it't. I thought you did because on our YouTube TV is it watched already. That's weird. No, that's why brought it up thought you watched it Kenya was on there and so was quad Oh, and quad has done something to her face to where her upper face doesn't move, but when I still blinks Uh, but still they both looked really pretty and um at one point they came back Andy brought up Kenya's marriage and they showed a clip and then they came back. Andy brought up Kenya's marriage and they showed a clip and then they came back from the clip and Quad was head of legs crossed

over to Kenya doing her therapy thing with one of her eyes half closed because she know Botox. And she's like, what do you, how do you feel about your husband cheating on you and you coming back? And she's asked and can you say well actually I think I'll let Andy ask the questions and so everybody in the audience is like oh and Andy said well yeah I mean that was the question I was gonna ask so you know that's cool she asked the question because this is what I was gonna ask and can you say well then you ask it then if you want to ask it wow she got like to ask it. Wow. So she got like really attitude with Quad.

So then towards the end of the show, someone called in or tweeted them and said, why is Kenya being so shady to Quad and Quad's like, well, I guess it's a little history there. Is there history? What is it, Kenya? What is it? And Kenya is like well? Um, you know, it was we have history

Um, I don't remember what it was and quad just put her finger on her chin and nods a lot like she's the therapist She's like um, I think you might have something to you saying nice things about my ex husband She's like, well, I love him. I don't care And then they just started saying kind of nonsense, shady things at each other. It's like, well, no shade. I love you. You know, it's fine. We're getting along.

You seem to be stuck in the past. But that's fine. That's fine. You know, literally leaned each other's shoulders on each other and started looking right to the camera and just kept like spitting out shady things at each other like they were just like drag queens doing your Christmas special, you know, like you can say the shady who can say the most shady things. And also they played this game while we're on it where I guess Tamara gave Andy one of her implants that she had removed, which is so this show. So they had to play past the implant where they were. It was like hot potato, but for implants. And they each had to say nice things about the people they hated. Like quad got Mariah and Kenya got Marlow. And then at the very

end of the game, whoever was quad was left holding the implant. And it it exploded like they made a big exploding implant graphic for the for the audience So just had to update you cuz it's not often that I watch that show, but wow How is that on how's this show on the air? So that's what I ask sometimes. I just like Like a hot like a passing the implant around I can I mean passing the implant that is that some shit. Like the aliens are up there. Like, do we just ruin Earth now or should we give them another chance? So they're like, hold on.

Yes, they're done. Yes, Earth is probably done. Humanity is helpless, but I really want to see the end of past the implant. Oh God, oh God. Well, thank you for that update. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I missed it. So funny. So everybody that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeah, the medicine kind of. Thanks to everybody who is here with us all the time. We're

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