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Episode Date: May 9, 2023

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So that's on OneDrew Plus. So go check that out. And then today, it's the premiere premiere season premiere of real housewives of Atlanta It is finally back Good strong start to the season I thought I was super happy with it. How about you? Yeah, I I I liked it. I liked it. Yeah, that's not sound I did not sound the same it'll

It's a strong start you're like yeah I didn't feel like it was a strong start. I didn't think it was a bad start. I thought it was a good start I mean I was you know You know it was it was it was a start it was a start. Yeah, it was a start, you know Well, I like that candy came to play this season and now candy gets a lot of shit on the internet For being boring. I don't know that candy's boring. I wouldn't call her boring She does see she has been around forever and she will Activate a couple of times a season for the most part of the chill

She's a pretty chill. And I think that she got sick of listening to everybody calling her boring. And she really just came and was like, fuck all of you. And this is my show. So fuck all of you. Also, congratulations to Candy, nominated for an Emmy and Atoni within one week.

What, really? And all the people making... Yes. She was nominated for the... Yes, she's a producer of the August Wilson Play, the piano lesson. Wow, good for her. And she also got an Emmy nomination. The Emmy nomination is a little more random.

I didn't know they had Emmy categories for this, but it's like, Hispanic, Latin, heritage... content, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what that one is. I have to look more deeply into that one. But hey, and Amy Nomm is an Amy Nomm. I just need I just don't know how to properly explain it to you guys. But she got that one as well. So last year she said she was going for her Egot and well, you know, this is a chance that she can knock a couple of those pins down. So good for you. Yeah, she might, I mean, who knows? She could wind up with a get at the very least.

And then, you know, next step is just that, that O. But, you know, I love me some candy bursts. She's one of my absolute favorites. But I do, like, I feel like some of the shit that's been talked about her has been unfair because she does, like you said she does get activated and she will say that she'll get like worked up and everything, but I think where I'm starting to lose some patience is another season of Candy and Todd bickering about not having time for each other, like we've been down, it's past so many times, and to see that that's what this season is heading towards,

again, I was like, I'm just getting over this. I don't love this, but I will say. It's, everything was very funny. All the professionals were hilarious. Well, as far as the Todd stuff, at least we get to say more ways that Todd gets to spend candy's money. Yeah, that's true.

I just love seeing how creative Todd gets. It's like Todd gets bored, you know, and he just finds different ways to spend candy's money every season. Gotta hand it to him. Now he's actually going for the full-on pay for these shitty scripts that I write. Yep. He's going down that route. So, you know, good for you. I guess the mac and cheese business wasn't working out. So anyway, before we get into it, not only would I like to congratulate Candy on all those award nominations, I can only hope that Candy would be so lucky

to one day be nominated for whatever award is behind you in your hometown bedroom. Dusty, what is that award back there? Yeah, it's like a brown square with a gold rim around it and like a little circle in the middle is behind you. Yeah. It's like a drama desk award. What is that?

Should I go pick it up? I don't know what it is. Yeah, I want to know it. I have to know. And also the blue bottles. I want to know what those are as well. Oh. The blue bottles are bottles of sky vodka that I was was like I was 21 and I was like oh my god

How cool bottles of vodka I'm gonna save you forever and I literally have saved them forever for some reason Okay, hold on That's so funny that really does say a lot about Not being your childhood bedroom that you're like wow a Skye bottle vodka. Okay, he's grabbing the award and he's coming over back to the computer. Can't wait to know what that is. Okay, what is it? This plaque says, the Audience Choice Award,

first annual student film festival for Dartmouth College, May 25, 2001, because I made a little steeped short film, and I then made all my friends vote for it. And so I won the People's Choice Award of Student Films at Dartmouth. I love it. The movie was called Poor Form, and it was about someone who is so sick of people having poor form, like doing things like, like too much PDA, or taking too long to order food,

or like walking too slowly in a hallway that he starts handing out letters to people, and saying, you are basically a bane to our society. Well, I think that's Bane Twerse Society. Well, I think that's actually fits in this Todd conversation. Cause Todd has not properly found a way to spend candy's money yet.

Poor form Todd. Okay, poor user form Todd. Right. And I think that my movie ended, I don't know if it had a great arc, but I think it just ended with basically the don't know if it had a great arc, but I think it just ended with basically the guy who was hitting it all out was very satisfied with himself at the end, but hadn't really changed anything in the world, but he these felt better about it. Not

realizing that he was probably the one committing the most poor form of all. Oh, well, there you go. That's why it's got a plaque. Okay, so let's get started. Real out of the way to my you got. That's why it's got a plaque. Okay, so let's get started. Real hot. On the way to my you got. You know. You know, you can only, you can only set your goals so high. So here we are with Real Housewives of Atlanta episode 1501. So we start with black and white swanky music.

And I'm really glad that we got to this What I thought was gonna be a great gaspie party right at the beginning because that is one housewise trend We have been begging to end is the great gaspie party, okay? The movie didn't end well nothing ends well for anybody in the great gaspie spoil or alert They're all goddamn dead stop throwing parties based on the great gaspie, spoil or alert, they're all goddamn dead, stop throwing parties based on the great gaspies. Okay. But it was not even the world around us is crumbling and banks are failing and there's literal run on the banks and people are like, let's have a great gaspies party.

What fucking not? Okay, let's not have a Titanic party. You know, it's not a do-shit like that. I kind of, I think a Titanic party would actually be kind of fun. Just like a sideways party and like lots of ice in your cocktails So the whole party has to tilt somehow She just wanted cardboard cut out of Kathy baits slowly passing by while everybody's drowning I will take a cardboard cut out of any famous Kathy to be honest

Kathy baits Kathy Baker, Kathy Baker. I'll even take Kathy Ireland. It's not my first choice. So the party, I'll take Kathy from the cartoon, the cartoon Kathy, just watching everybody die. Yeah, that's all the famous Kathy's, right? I think that's it. We made it literally through every Kathy in my every famous Kathy. So every famous Kathy's right I think it that's it Kathy we could we made it literally through every Kathy and every famous Kathy so every famous Kathy so this party is Ross is as in Ross of Sania and Ross his 40th bash

Sonia it's on yeah oh sorry Sonia this shows confusing because there's a Tanya's yeah, Tanya and a Sanya. I apologize everyone Sanya start off on the right, but you know if you ever want to get that egot As the direct Beard of the war wouldn't film poor form. I take on bridge to this correction We want to get to the Begot, the spelling B, Emmy, Graham, Graham, Graham,

I guess I'll be a pronunciation, pronunciation B, so V, a Pgot. So by the way, Vannepromp rules, let's be of awards, Vannepromp rules won the MTV Movie and TV Award this weekend, I believe, for Best Reality TV Show. So, wow! Wow!

Anyway, wow! Good luck on your... Me got. Wow, did they win Best Literary Married to Person ever? No, that's too bad. Wow! Were they ever married to somebody with the Pulitzer didn't think so I'm gonna even know if he has a Pulitzer. I don't know either

The Satanic versus I don't know. Okay, so anyway, this is like black and white Footage okay, we see swanky music and people dressed up in their 20s costumes and Marlo and a little Bob and a cigarette holder and up in their 20s costumes and Marlowe and a little Bob and a cigarette holder and Sonja's welcoming everybody to the 40th birthday bash and then we see Kante yelling at somebody saying stop bouncing up in my face. And like 20 octaves so we know that Kante is going to be activated right in her first episode which got me really excited Yeah, and then she's yelling at this person like cloud jays I'm about to head for this bitch

So she's activated yes yes, and so then Then we cut over to Kenya and she's talking to Ralph, who's come to the party alone. And she's like, what happened to your wife? And he's like, oh, you know, there was a family emergency. So she couldn't really make it to this. Oh, my, did she break her leg again? Did she tear another Achilles heel? Achilles, Achilles, Achilles, tendon.

So then Shireen Martell arrive. And Shiree is like, Martell and I are officially dating. And then, but then we also hear gossip, because then we hear me and Candy heard that he was also dating someone at Lanta. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, because I think it was Candy. And he said that, I could be wrong. And Candy is saying, oh, and he also tried dating someone Atlanta. Hahahaha! I think it was Kenya who said that. I could be wrong.

And Kenya saying, oh, and he also tried to DM me. I was like, oh, great. Another one of these DMs. We just got finished with one of these on Potomac. I don't need another. Your man is trying to DM me. Okay. Okay.

And it just helped Bryant play a book here. So then. Yeah, well, that one would be the Ashley Darby one, because Ashley was the one who's like, here I've been to you and me, tell me to come to a club that come to a hotel at two in the morning. That's true. Uh, that's the hotel that he worked at and you literally posted something saying, what should I do at two in the morning? And he was like, come by my place at the W or whatever. Ashley. Ashley, you know what Ashley that still stinks that story like we're supposed to be over it I'm not over it Ashley that still smells still smelly Ashley

yeah so Kenya yes like Kenya's like yeah he tried to DM me I'm sure he tried to DM you and then Martel's but then see Martel saying like I don't give a fuck and then we see sugar no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and then Kenya's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Wow. So, uh, so raise it home at Chetoshai, and we see a guy's legs getting out of the car, ding-dong, and it's Martel showing up in a texedo. Yeah, and I apologize. I have to say this because I took the time to write down these stupid lyrics for Trixi, and I didn't do any other Trixi lyrics. I didn't do any others, but for some reason I did these Trixi's lyrics to start the show. Watch your head, watch your legs. When you step in, I'm loyal to the team

and that's the only thing I'm wrapping. A little food for thought, because I'm flexing with your breakfast. I'm speeding on that exit. Like I'm about to mix the chicken. I think I got it wrong. That's someone who tricks his greatest back. Yeah, it sounds pretty good.

So, this guy is a pig. So, we already know that this guy's a pig. He's terrible. First of all, even if you don't watch his other show, which we don't, neither one of us do, Love and Marriage, Huntsville. I believe he's on the Huntsville one. No offense for not watching it, but we have enough crap on this channel. Yeah.

Okay, I'm not switching to another channel for more crap. We've got enough on this channel. And so we've read about stuff that he's done on that show, apparently, he's cheating. I'm just trying to. As Ken you just said. And then he's got some other lady that I guess he cheated with that's trying to, it's, you know, get on that show. And okay, so a trail of disaster

All you have to do is yes all you have to do is really Google him to know that he's a piece of shit But even if Google wasn't here and wasn't a thing we know he's a piece of shit because Shreys dating him and Shreys only dates pieces of shit Just how Shreys she's just one of those people we all have that girlfriend in our life who only dates pieces of shit. So you know, he's a good looking piece of shit though. He is a good looking piece of shit, which is how usually pieces of shit get away with it. But I'm starting to be convinced that Shirei somehow had like some scientific experiment done on her, where her DNA was fused with the DNA of a bull because when she sees a red flag,

she fully charges towards it. Like she sees a red flag and she is like, I'm all about it. Give me that red flag, wrap me up in it and let me just enjoy this red flag couture because that's all, oh sorry, my headphone just fell out. That's all that she does is just run to the red flags. This guy has so many red flags. Like Ronnie said, you just do a simple Google search and you see everything.

There was, he had like the original wife with the five kids and then had the mistress and left all those kids for the mistress. Well, the wife was pregnant and there was the mistress and then he left the mistress and it like just goes on and on and on and Shreys like seems good to me. It's got pecs. So yeah. Sounds like a date and on. And Shreys seems good to me, she's got pecs. So yeah, sounds like a date to me, says Sheree.

Now listen, I know that we're all attracted to a good body, right? Like that's normal, we're human. So someone is working out a lot, taking good care of themselves. It's natural to get a boner for that person. I'm just here to warn you against it because people who work out that much are very horny

because they have a lot of blood vessels that work still. What I suggest is finding someone out of shape and just exhausted. Me, I'm not gonna cheat on you. I'm tired, okay? My blood vessels don't work. They're barely keeping my ankles stuck to my feet. I'm not going to be cheating on you. Okay, date a Chubby per date of date a sedentary person. That's what I was it's suggest if you want someone to stay true to you. Yeah. Yeah, that's an interesting fury. So either way

Marchella's come back. He has just done a photo shoot for upscale magazine. You know it's an upscale magazine because it's in the name So congratulations to subscriber upscale magazine. You're upscale too I don't think there's anything actually upscale that's called upscale Only she's called upscale. Upscale. I'm a fancy class of magazine. Classy magazine. Or it's like fancy feast.

That's cat food. Nothing is like a place. I'm an elegant person magazine. And so of course, he's telling her all she needs to hear. He's like, oh my God, what are you looking this good for? God, you're gorgeous. He's like, so how did everything go with Upscale magazine? You look so handsome.

You look so handsome. Oh, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Have you already been working out? Because she's showing out her sea biceuré duds. He's like, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Have you already been working out? Cause she's showing our sea bicep array duds, which are like a price comes up on screen. And it's sea and bicep array as we all know. And it's like $900.

No, for like a zipper. And by the way, we also got to see Martel doing his photo shoot for upscale magazine. And he's like, basically, in someone's closet, like, you see like a little doorway right there. It's just very upscale. So, um, Shreys, like, well, I met Martell through a mutual friend and he's on a reality show. And we really enjoy each other's company. He has a big dick, great body, basically, that's what I'm saying.

And he lives in Huntsville, Alabama. So, I want him to move closer and he probably will do it because my show is bigger than his show. So that's how Rio starts work. Shrine also loves a man who's not there, which I can totally understand. She loves an absent man. It's like the minute that guy got it out of jail. She was over him, you know, and I think that would be the same thing with Martell. She thought she liked some distance.

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grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. So she tells us that despite what we've seen on TV, Martell has never shown her anything but respect. And she's just really happy that she didn't give up on love or terrible men with very obvious histories and patterns. And then we see a clip of the guy from last year. She's like, I'm so glad I left the door open and then we see a clip back to you. You duplicitous fuck.

The demo's fuck. Crazy as fuck. And then we see a clip back to you duplicitous fuck that was fuck crazy He's fuck and he's like well aren't you gonna apologize to me because you tried to get me back in jail If I tried to have lunch with me Yeah, so the producers like are you in love and she goes I didn't say that and the producers like well But you you said you didn't close the door to love. It's just, the door's still open, it's still available for a very attractive man who have horrific track records to come through.

Yes. So she is hired a caterer to come over Jessica. So she comes to set up a beautiful romantic dinner and she's like, my town definitely exudes big-dick energy, which then we get a slow mo of him changing and pulling up his pants and then his pants get stuck on his big weiner.

He's like, and he's like facing the camera wall. Like first of all, by the way, okay, when you put them in your pants, this is for the ladies out there. When you put them in your pants, this is for the ladies out there. When you put them in your pants, it's not that hard to get clearance over the dick. Sorry, even if you have a big dick, it's really not hard. So if you do that thing where you just like stop it like you wedge your zipper on your ball sack and your underwear and you're doing it aiming towards the camera, you know what

you're doing. You're doing that on purpose right there. Well of course, he better. And by the way, of course I think it should also be known that while this guy has a blatant red flag and seems like he will lead Shred down a path of hurt. I fully support her in enjoying a hot piece of ass. Yes of course. And he comes down and goes,, so this was the surprise you're telling me about. I thought it was something else because I saw a girl with the door and I said, already? Sir, it's called free food and enjoy it, please. Yeah, like hold off on the threesome joke.

You know, let's get through the salmon. Let's just enjoy three sides. Instead, okay, I know you're ready for your side chick, but please enjoy a side of Oak Rivers. Okay, I know you're ready for your side chick, but please enjoy a side of Oak River's So Saras says that she considered a threesome with her ex-husband and the funny thing is that he ended up doing it with someone else But you know, I guess the funny thing I guess It really is funny. That is that is a bundle of laughs for you Saray But you know just another tip to anybody not feeling confident. Bob Whitfield has three sims. So listen, don't limit yourself. Yeah, Bob Whitfield. Yeah. So the most

important thing in life is to stand on the shoulders. Yeah. It's not looks. It's not many. It is confidence. Okay. It is confident blind confidence and stepletters so they start talking about Sonia's the birthday party that she's throwing for Ross and we see the invite and It's like an over-explainy invite. I didn't approve of the invite. What did you think? It was like, welcome to Ross's milestone, but just say it's this fucking 40th birthday. Send me something to click on the email, okay? I don't, who uses this paper anymore? Say for tree.

You know what, I actually did not stop to look at the invitation, but when you say it was over-explaining in my mind, the invitation's just like one of those jub-jab animations. I'm like, 40th Barthai for Ross, which feels like a paragraph of stuff, you know, where we don't need that. Just say 40th birthday party, I don't need the adjectives. So she gets that and I felt like my time was wasted just seeing a clip of the invitation So candy's gonna be there and Shre is not happy about that because candy called Martell an opportunist because candy Candy has been doing stupid Instagram videos still and

They're not stupid those are amazing. I apologize. They're amazing. She's gonna get a tiktok agat because those are really funny where she just lip syncs to lines from the show and plays all the different characters. I think those are actually really good. I think that's like the least. Does the least awkward acting work I've seen Candy do. Although I haven't seen her most recent show, I have to say. Well, I rescind it because I will watch them again with an open, actually I've never watched in the first place.

So I really should not be asking Josh. How dare you just assume, just assuming. Just from what I saw on the show here, just what they presented me. I was like, okay, well fine, fine. Well, you know what assuming does? It makes an ass out of booming. So you shouldn't do that.

No, don't want to. So Martell is mad because Candy has been calling him an opportunist on her YouTube show. And he's like, well, I guess you forgot what an opportunist is. Your husband, which that's true. I'm not, I think that that's fair as Todd is at home writing Todd of the Furious for candy

to drop millions of dollars on to make him feel Todd Rack. But yeah, yes. Todd Chis. No, that doesn't work. Like beaches, but just with Todd. Todd. Todd mourning the loss of his friendship with Todd.

Todd Gunn. Todd. Morning. The last of his friendship with Todd. Todd Gunn. Maverick. Super Toddo. No mad Todd. So. Okay, you have a point, Martel. I get it. But they're married.

You're just an opportunist who's dating. You know what I mean? Todd at least has gave her children and helps take care of the children and run her businesses He does husbandly duties to kind of earn it You're just an opportunist who just shows up on whatever fucking show he can Yes, and screws people over so you don't you're not on the same playing field sir, okay? Yeah, what your mouth what you your gut there mouth about Todd. Because like Martel, he is a real estate agent, but he's like an entrepreneur, but he's

also doesn't do like public speaking. I kind of feel like anyone who does like the real, anyone who is a multi-hyphenate and real estate is in there, I'm just going to say you're an opportunist. That's just once, especially once you had Real Estate Agent in there, nothing against Real Estate agents is just when you're like, I'm a Real Estate Agent, slash motivational speaker. I'm almost like, hmm, feels like I'm actually okay,

I'm actually okay with Real Estate agents because that requires licensing and you could have a bus bench with your face on it. So I think that that's real, but he does have two things in the hyphenate that bug me. Life, uh, entrepreneur, yeah, entrepreneur. And did you say a life coach? I didn't, I think I said motivational speaker, but I,

motivational speaker. So motivational speaker and entrepreneur, those two things combined, I'm sorry, but I don't believe in you. Yeah, I'm looking at Martell's, okay, so this is Martell's, his link tree, he has, I think it looks, oh god, he has some sort of wine brand called, it says, I and E.S.T. in S. wine, don't name your wine, something that looks like incest, not in S. wine, what's wrong with you, Martell? No, it's not a good sign either, you're a bat on top of everything else. You're a bat entrepreneur. Okay.

In that wine. She's like Edo Filio wine. Don't do that. Don't share it with your kids. We know it's wine. This is what I'm going to get away with. That's what I've got. Seriously, yeah, you work out. You work out enough and people don't tell you, your wine is one liter away from incest. So, it has to wine.

They're just like busy, they're just busy looking at your open zipper, trying to get your dick inside. All right, so let's go over to the candy factory Carmen and Don Juan are getting their screen time in right at the beginning, which is cute. It's good to see Carmen love Carmen She's still got her own she's an insurance or something now, right? No idea what Carmen has up to these days, but she obviously Is back in the candy factory because she needs to so they there they are. It's like Don Juan, a Carmen and candy, they're joking that the candy could click his back together.

And you know, a candy's, you know, Carmen's like, did you miss me and candy's like, of course I miss you. Don Juan's like, yes, she has no friends. She doesn't miss you. She just, she needs you. Because otherwise it's like Sonia and Drew. So they start talking about Shere because Shere is very mad. She's not been finding these spruce very funny that can't he's been making. She doesn't like that can't he's been talking, you know, talking shit about her man.

She doesn't just they're fighting. They're being right now. And then we see a clip of a blogger saying, I'm looking at Shere's website. Now, and the website is shut down again. And then we cut to Shere saying, now people look at that and they think that that's not a good thing. But if that many people came to your site to crash it,

they would be a good thing. So thank you. Thank you for crashing my side. Pay more on your host Gator. Stop pretending that the people are trying to get Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. And Tyler Swift too. I don't know who Tyler Swift is, but like Tyler Just probably getting more internet traffic than she by Shirey. Tyler Swift. Her site would crash too. You know why? Because she's paying the same level you are on host. Taylor. Tyler Swift.

This is why you can't name your wine in S. Because see how easy it was to turn Taylor Swift into Tyler Swift? Taylor Swift is much more famous. Oh my God. Taisest Swift. Swift, coming to a test. Swift, Taisest.

She by in-setscess? Taylor Swift Sast. Coming to a tad, Mirio. Because now we got bad Incess. So basically, yeah, Shiree is pulling a Karen Huger, sort of in the same vein of, you've got to make millions to O-millions for on taxes. She's saying, you have to have a huge amount of traffic to have your site crash. You literally don't. By the way, we are people with a site.

We understand. Ben, our site is crashing. He's like, are you on it right now? Yeah, he's like me too, that's why. And I'm like, okay, I'll switch to a different window. Literally was slow this morning. I was like, okay, I'll switch to a different window. It literally was slow this morning. I was like, that's damn it. Goddamn it.

We understand. We understand the levels of hostgator. Okay, so just follow our advice. So they're talking and counties like listen, I've tried to help Shere. Shere pretends I do nothing for her. I've tried to help her, but she doesn't, she won't be anybody, first of all. And you can't get anybody professional to

help you if you don't pay for them, right? Yeah. And she's like, I love Saray, but she's just not very professional. So then they start talking about Candy-Coded Mites coming back. And I don't realize it really has gone, but I guess it had, because I just feel like there's, we're always getting some iteration of candy coated mites. So I go as candy coated this or candy coated that or vibrators or buzzers or anal probes. Candy coated mites is the sex talk show that she is. I'm assuming she's gonna be launching a podcast, right? Because if now if you're on Bravo, you are obligated to start a podcast.

And actually, so I'm assuming that this is what, this is gonna be now, right? I don't listen. I support Candy for mostly everything. And it's not about the general sex talk on Candy Coded Nights. I don't want to hear about you fucking Todd or like when she talks about licking Todd's balls, I'm out. You know what I mean? Right. I'm out. Life is too short. This is where we could use our Todd, frankly. This is where we could use Martell. Like if it was

Martell, I'd be like, okay, he's clearly an disaster, but that visual is a little bit works a little bit more for me than Todd. Yeah. So then she talks because it's candy. So we have to be reminded that her ongoing storyline is that she's very busy and she doesn't have time for kids, but she's going to really try this year. And then we see a clip of her actually in the confessional with Ace calling and he's crying. And he's like, Mommy, I want you to help me.

She's like, can't you auntie help you? I think meaning the nanny. And he's like, no, but I want you to help me. And she's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm sending you a bill for the $60 that you just spent of my time. Goodbye. Yeah, because she says that Ace told Candy

that she works too much, which I feel like is this makes me raise an eyebrow because at what point like where did Ace get that idea from? Right like Ace that's clearly Todd Telling that Ace like oh well mommy works too much mommy's working too hard, which I think is fucked up I mean yeah, I could be making an inference, but I think it's fucked up to be putting your kid in that situation Like it basically using the kid to win your argument Um, I just would tell my kid to shut up and Mommy's working so you can have the mansion that you're living in so shut the fuck up

Okay, I'm gonna go so to show you a cardboard box. You could be living in if mom wasn't working so much And I thought to you quite the fuck down I'm gonna go show you a cardboard box you could be living in if mom wasn't working so much And I'm gonna tell you right the fuck down. How about instead of crying you pick up a fucking mop you How about instead of crying you pick up a pencil and help your father with his screenplay probably would improve it The riding level is probably on part of what's facing So ta Kenya arrives in slow motion. Yeah. You know, because that's how they always do Kenya. They love a Kenya arriving in slow motion moment on the show. And she is coming to counties. So and so is Muneera. Muneera is back. And Muneera is another one

that we're like, okay, Muneera, we we're gonna bring you back, but you have to say more than two things this year, okay? Promise? Okay, let's give it a go. Bravo was like, hmm, last season of Atlanta, not great, not great ratings. Let's keep the cast exactly the same, including the friends of this, that'll fix it. Let's change nothing.

Let's have one yet a back. You don't want to miss out on her. So she's like Todd and Candy's marriage. They're like, you know, this marriage really isn't working. You know what we should do? Change nothing. Let's just do the same thing every year. Exactly.

So Mannyetta shows up and she was upset because, I guess Candy and Mannyetta had a small beef that's already been resolved because Candy thought Monietta was agreeing with Marlow last season over some, I forgot even what it was. She was. She was. Marlow was talking shit about Candy. Yeah. And Monietta was sitting there listening to her talk to shit in Jamaica and she was agreeing

with her. She was like, yeah, well, I mean, you know, candy can be that way or whatever. So, Maniata starts with a public apology to candy in her confessional saying, you know, I didn't like the way that was perceived at all and I'm so sorry about that. Which you've already lost to me, Maniata. I don't care how much you talk.

Coming back onto publicly apologize because that person got you a job in the first place. Boring. Go away. There's a reason why we're already talking about Martell way more than Manietta because Martell, despite everything, knows how to play the reality show game. Manietta, starting her second season with an apology for a beef that we haven't even seen yet. That's not what you was from last year. No, not. So they said, you go with your cell. You know what, my version of so goes like this. They send the kids away and start talking about a party.

And because he's had a party and Kenya went to it. Oh, by the way, when I say send the kids away, I'm going to get down one and a car. But when I say kids, I'm in a carbon and done one, I should just clarify it. So heath, which is Monietta's guy had a party and Kenya went to it and then she met a guy there that she really liked. I thought Kenya didn't go to it. She said, I didn't come to the party, but I came. And then they laugh. Oh, and oh, yes, she did come. You're right. I'm sorry. Come on. All I have to do is keep reading the notes. It is a very important plot point of the episode. And

I would say I would wager to say that every single thing that happens after this is based on this moment. So make sure you get it right, Ronnie. Yeah. So she tells us that Munele is friends with the super bachelor a super bachelor It's much is a bachelor. He's a super bachelor Generally speaking super bachelor Super bachelor Generally the kind of guy you want today No, my cup of tea. Say we're badger. Come on.

Named Roy. And she's really crazy about him. He's kind to her, he's funny. He makes her feel alive. And he's not bad on the eyes either. What's he go wrong? Is he a hooker? Because that's not like any bad off I've ever heard of.

He makes me feel alive. He's not bad on the eyes. And he's kind to me. I don't know who you're dating, but they're presenting. He has the same name as the terrible family in succession, so just think about that too. So is he an entrepreneur and a motivational speaker? Realtor. So Kenya's talking about how she's been separated since 2019 and she's like, this chocolate Barbie doll looks too good to be single for too long.

And yeah, everything's awakened. She just feels like a woman again, you know. So you know, again, more props to getting hot ass, et cetera, just again, red flags everywhere, all over, et cetera. So they start talking about Shere and how Shere is mad at her for the spoo so she's been posting. And Kandie's like, what about all those times I posted on social media about her

and how great she is on her business, et cetera. And so then Kandie says that Shere wanted to be clickbait. So she's clickbait and it's when they show part of the reunion where Sheree is like, she's just supposed to be, because I'm clickbait. I'm just clickbait. That's why my size is down. Just clickbait.

Say my name, my size will come down. Everyone's been baited. So yeah, Candy's like, well, I was definitely being a petty baddie when it came to Shire and apparently, never she never remembers the things I say about other people. Like I'm gonna do, like I'm going to do a you on you and I'm gonna be like, what do you mean? I don't know what I wrote.

He he he. She, no, she says apparently Shire never remembers the thing she says about other people girl. I'm gonna do a you on you Oh, yeah, when she's like I'm gonna do you yeah, I'm gonna be you to you and Now they start talking about the party and Ken is like, so you think she brings, gotta bring her new poo?

And they're like, yeah, I mean, she being serious, she cannot be serious about this guy because they've all heard about this guy. It is on television, right? And Ken, he's like, oh, so these streets have been talking to you too because they also say that he's been kicking it with some ladies here in Atlanta.

And everyone is like, ah, we see all the headlines. We see the headlines. Mark Dell halted allegedly cheating on Saray with a younger woman. Graphic details. Yeah. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us.

Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. And Kenya's like, and it's like a little awkward because like he did lightweight, try to talk to me, he reached out for your Instagram hat. And we, she pulls it up, she does have a message and her message requests folder that she's not accepted from him, but it's empty, so he deleted the message.

So we don't know what he wrote. But I mean, we do see that he at least tried to contact her, right, because he's in the requests, right? Yeah, but that was weird because the message was empty. So you're saying that means that he deleted it? He deleted it. Why would the message still stay? But then why would the message request still stay?

Well, wouldn't it be deleted? I think it's just, I don't know. I'm not going to always rely on Instagram for making sense and how things work, but that's how it is. Well, I think if it was really bad, Kim, you would have screenshot that. Also, I think you're right. He probably said hello and then she didn't respond

and then he was like, shit. So then he deleted. Yeah, and she said also he did lightweight try to talk to me, meaning he probably just said something like that. Which is still not a crime. Not a crime, but still not great. With your dating, her friend on the show, you know? That's true too.

So also, why are we trying to stick up from our tale when we know he's a total suicide? No, I'm not. I was like, that's me. I'm like, oh, this shows that Martel was trying to do something. I'm still in my Chris Bassett mode, where I'm like, oh, I mean, Chris Bassett's not great, but I'm really going to do this to Chris Basset mode where I'm like, oh, I mean Chris Basset's not great, but I'm really going to do this to Chris Basset right now and I need to remember this is a different

storyline. Well, I don't think it's the crime to write hello to someone in a DM, but then the deletion of the hello is what sort of strange to me. So this is to me, this is a little stranger than the Chris Bass at situation. So I'm, I'm swimming. So basically they start talking about how Kenya says that every time a woman even looks at Martell, she comes back pregnant and Saray no longer has a period. So she doesn't have to worry about that.

So then they talk about what a thirst trap he is. And Serena Lunga has a period, so she doesn't have to worry about that. So then they talk about what a thirst trap he is, and they look at all his shirtless pictures on the Instagram. And Candy says he's trying to, Todd's trying to write a movie, but he feels like she doesn't make time to help him. But he makes time to help her and it's not there. Of course. Oh, god. Well, of course Todd can make time to help Candy because Todd's literally doing nothing. He's writing movies, okay? So Candy says that right now Todd has multiple

movies that he's written that he wants Candy to produce, of course. And she she's like I don't know time to produce it just I mean like look that's okay for as much as hot like I'm independent I don't need candy why are you going to candy to produce the movies then you should have enough connections that you can get someone else producer movies at this point that's a thing you have enough connections through candy that you should be able to call you should be able to carry. You should be able to call to the area and say, I wrote this. What do you think about this?

You know what I mean? He's background is what I'm saying. Yes, yes, he's background is production. Do an indie production, do it, you could do it. And through candy, you know, everybody in Atlanta production, I'm sure. So if you can't get that produced, it's bad.

Okay, and it's really bad for you to have to, it's embarrassing for you to have to ask candy for money to produce this movie, Todd. It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Normally, I'm just annoyed with you, but now I'm actually embarrassed for you because now you're shameless. Before you were at least like,

I'm not spending her money, at least I work at the, I work a lot at the restaurants. There's no air conditioning that works. You never fix the electricity box on that restaurant, but now you're just shamelessly taking her money for bad scripts that you can't sell anywhere else. You suck, dude.

So she starts crying and she tells a story about how he wanted to do a get together for a script. So he invited all these people. It's at 11. She had plans at 11, but she's like, fine, I will cancel my plan. So then the day of he said, oh, the table reads it for and she's like, but I thought it was at 11 and he said, no one else could do 11. So I changed it. and then she does her candy cry voice and she's like I'm not saying I'm doing it. I'm gonna be a trainee, but don't. Because she's basically saying like, okay, when I said could you move it from 11 because I have a conflict, you couldn't move it.

But now when other people say, oh, I have a conflict, he can suddenly move it. And the truth is that is bullshit. I'm mad at Todd all over again. Cause you can't go and ask candy for money and say, be a producer. You can't complain. The candy doesn't have time for this.

Candy doesn't have time for that. But by the way, could you produce my movie? And by the way, I'm not going to move. I'm not going to accommodate your schedule as the producer. It does not work like that, Todd. I am sorry. That gets a big family feud for me. And she says, you know, I understand that he wants to make his dreams come true as well,

but I don't know how to make all of this work, you know. You make him work. You don't have to make this. You can't make somebody else's dream come true, okay? You can open a door and frankly, you are a gaping open door and you have been for years. If this fucker isn't gonna wipe his feet on the welcome mat and walk through the door, there's nothing else you can do, okay? You're a fucking arch. You're the St. Louis arch that door is so open, okay? It's all they can do. The only person that can make him successful is his damn self. So please stop trying because I'm sick of watching it, okay?

So sick of it. And then Kenya's like, well, I don't want to ever see you in divorce court like me. So my sister Lee advises you to make time for your husband. I mean, yes, spouses should literally. It says the woman who didn't even move to the same place as the mansion married. Well, that's the lesson she learned. Oh, okay. That's what she's saying. But um, it sounds like Todd is always

guilty and can deign to spend more time, but then he fills his time up with stupid projects that go nowhere and you spend her money. So, and then she makes more money. She's more mercy is guilt. His currency is guiltying her. He guilts her into making her a part of everything that she wants to do so he can say

he was a part of doing it in the first place. Like he called his IMDB is filled with all of the stuff that she's done, all the spin-offs and stuff like that. So he uses guilt, I think, to include herself, to puff himself up so that he can be considered a screenwriter or a producer, but then still needs to use her and listen enough because I'm going to be going off on Todd all season. I've just had enough. I hope they don't get divorced because they have these two kids, but I hope at some point she just is like, do something. Right yourself without Uber. It's your test.

Try Uber please. Try Fuber. No shame in it. Okay. Yeah. Postmates. Something. Granity thing. Literally anything. So now we go to Sonia's house and Sonia like Ross is there in a t-shirt that says, BAP BAP BAP.

So she's trying to sell that now. And we see. So we see. They're both in their BAP BAP BAP sweatshirts. BAP BAP BAP BAP. From there. I'm from Jamaica. BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP.

That's your tagline. Who brought Sonia back to this show Selling sweatshirts to say bop bop bop get in here and take her back out, please. Thank you. I just want No casting mmm bop bop bop so So who did America steal bat bat bat from? Please welcome James Beard award winning t-shirt pop-hop and pop so everyone's living in this house I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry because I interrupt you all the

time I did I do it and I apologize but I can't let this pass it not only says bop bop bop it says bop bop bop and then enter it. It says now when you did that. I mean, look, I can see that people would find that t-shirt funny because it's like obviously, like it's rooted in like a sort of a cultural in joke. I just feel like it's like the, it's just to me, it's funny that there's like the blatant, uh, the blatant second season got a capitalized on a thing I tried to make happen for my, for my character, you know, like two shirts. I get a housewife thing to do, but you know, it's like Lala, like I give them, well, well, give them Lala as her business, but like when she did the send it to Darrell thing on Vanderfump rules. She did that on her TikTok and it went viral for a weekend. So she sold She sold the t-shirts for it to make a quick fuck off of it, you know stuff like that I get

But you bought my pop is not yours. Okay, okay You didn't make that up and then be you tried to make it happen literally every five minutes See it didn't happen and D now you're putting down When you did that undri- No, fail, no. To this whole thing. No, it's not like the bop, bop, bop. So, um, so anyway, guess what?

The whole family is still living in the house, and now there's even more family. And, uh, so for those who missed the storylines of Portia, they're back. And, uh, now, Sonia's brother-in-law is her assistant. And basically we see a whole, like a literal family tree. We see a tree, we see everyone in the house. And basically Sonia's planning this party,

the location cancels on her, the last minutes, you should find a new location, which sounds like that's what her storylines can be this episode But that's where it begins and ends cuz she finds a location the party goes on without a problem and We're gonna be celebrating Ross turning 40 years old Yeah, because her last she was so embarrassed last season She tried to throw party and everyone made fun of it and how city and port was and then we see clips of it's giving party city

She does not sure she does not have white meat chicken. There are no bartenders and there's a photo booth. It doesn't work. Like they hated that party. So now she's decided she's going to spend a hundred grand on this one. And the theme is Harlem Nights. And so then we see the invitation. And it says, join us as we celebrate Aaron's milestone birthday with a night reminiscent of the Harlem Nights era of black excellence and elegance. And furthermore, there will be a coach check and there will be a buffet, buffet with chafers. So please enjoy that. Please try not to over indulgege as there. We do have a limited supply of food. Also, we'd love to say the weather is anticipated to be in the high 60s, but there

is a chance of some rain, so please be sure to bring an umbrella. It's a big mic for black excellence because that is also a topic on the new summer house, Martha Vineyard. Queen because we will be covering that as well this week. So yeah, the topic that comes up sure does. So she's like, I feel pressure now to show them I can do this. And so then they start talking about how hard it is for Tarell to be her assistant. That's her brother and mom. And she's telling us my brother and mom is having a hardll to be her assistant. That's her brother-in-law. And she's telling us,

my brother-in-law is having a hard time getting into real estate, so I thought having him as my assistant would allow him to like, network and meet the right people. And we know this is not going to work out immediately because Tarell goes, yeah, I mean, you're just always trying something, like a podcast, an interview, a a flight here put this on my calendar Something Hi, you're a fucking assistant. Are you literally complaining about your free rent and having to use an iCal? Get rid of him. Yeah, this is Yeah, that's that's not gonna be yeah, I'm gonna

I'm gonna sneeze right now. This is not gonna work as a protest. I mean, a sneeze in protest right now. Yeah. I hate you as my assistant, you're terrible. God, I wish I had an assistant, just like to say things like that. Are you really complaining about my eye count? Get out!

So, his wife's, I'm so sorry. You see there, I sherry share it right out of you. So Sherry is like, well, I think you don't respect boundaries. We get a uzzz. And she's like, because you're trying to find things for him to do instead of just allowing him to eat his dinner. Assistance don't get to eat their dinner.

You know how you eat your dinner when you're an assistant or really in any job? You eat it while you look at your phone. You scroll through your fucking Instagram and when somebody tells you you have to do something, you go make an eye-cow and it's not the end of the world. How about a thank you? Have you ever seen a delightful comedy about a busy boss who's always putting everything onto their assistant who's frazzled? Have you never seen that?

Have you never seen white lotus season two? Have you never seen devil wears Prada assistance? Are meals are a luxury for an assistant, okay? Assistance has to stand around and then just go run frantically into a room with their phone. Yeah, assistants do not have boundaries. Okay.

So then we go to, and by the way, neither do podcasts hosts or anybody else with a serious job. Your job calls, you deal with it. This is 2023. They can, these fuckers can get you anywhere, okay? Ben can find me at any time of the day and say, Hey, why is this Instagram fucked up? Do you think I get to finish my dinner?

No. Why are we so happy about it? I'm about to say, I'm like, we're like two old ladies today. We're like two-jump. Yeah, I'm like literally, this is such a good day. You're so the week. It's called, do you jump? Yeah, I'm literally furious with everything for no reason.

Like, I'm not even mad, I don't feel mad. You know what, if you're an assistant, you're supposed to be abused and unhappy and be traumatized for the rest of your life because that's your job. I just can't imagine living in someone's house and then they give you a job because you can't find a job and then complaining that you don't get to eat your dinner.

Yeah, I don't fucking kidding me. Look, I'm still mad. I'm not even gonna explain that. I agree. So then this is the legitimately ridiculous thing that they're saying. And then Sherry has this whole story like, we eat dinner at 6.30 every day and I'll be plating dinner and Sania, Sonia will, you know, I'm gonna say Sania to be passive-gressive in my sister. We'll say to my kids, you want to go outside and now I have to be the evil villain that says,

no, you can't go outside because Dingbat decided to ask a four-and-five year old at 6.29 when dinners at 6.30 they wanted to go outside because she's in a bubble and not being a dead end to anyone else. I'm like, or you could just, it's not about being the, just, just, say to your kids, no, it's time to eat. I mean, this is, this is me as a non-parent saying this.

I know all the parents are like, oh, you wish you were that simple with a four-and-five year old, I get it. But also, I just don't feel like this is the strongest complaint one can make right now. Well, the six and the five year old are like assistants. They don't get to decide to go outside when they ever, they don't get to go outside whenever they want. You tell them, no, and if you're the film on who cares, you can mother. Exactly. You're also, that's why parents say, get back here. You're dinner. Yeah. By the way, you're cooking,

which means you're holding a wooden spoon. they don't if they still insist on going outside Do it my mother dead chase our asses around with the wooden spoon until they listen to you Do I have to do everything? This is what you do you say listen kids. I don't care what your crazy aunt said you don't get to go outside So come in here you your dinner and then you help your father with his script. No. So then we go to Kenya and she's... Wait, I just wanna say this,

I just wanna say also that Sherry says, you know, when Sania was running track, and there was, like, there was a time when that was the priority. Like, we would drop everything for her, you know know so shifting to understand that that's not a priority or even close anymore is a bit of struggle for her basically saying oh well she's not the star she used to be so therefore we don't have to do everything for her anymore I'm like you're living in her house I'm sorry.

Oh she's paying the bills she's paying the bills how dare you paying the bills. How dare you. Yeah. And also once I feel like, yeah, you're paying. So you're as famous as you want to be to everybody around you if you're paying for them. If I'm paying first, if I'm even paying for dinner with a friend, they better make me feel famous. I don't care. I don't care. I'm not famous. I don't even care. They'd better take me like I am because I'm paying. That's how it works. So then we go to Kenya's and she's bringing in dresses to play dress up with her kid, Brooklyn, who's so cute. Oh my god. So cute. And she's like, oh my god, you did so good in school. You're going to be gone with a win fabulous. And she starts twirling

around. That's so cute. And then we go to a noir. Yeah, and Sonia is looking at gowns with a stylist. And then, um, then we see Blaze, uh, Blaze is asking for juice from candy. And, uh, then Todd is working on his script during fan. So by the way, okay, here's Todd. Todd, who is working on a script in the kitchen, and he goes, babe, I'm trying to finish this script. Come on now. I'm like, why are you writing your script on the kitchen table with the whole family there? You're not writing, you're not writing.

You're not writing, that's what you're doing. That's during dinner time. Yeah, you're entering prompts into chat GPT. That's what you're doing right now. You're the reason why we're on strike. And so she's like, well, we're driven people, but this movie is taking up a lot of family time, and like I can't win with Todd.

Like I'm too busy, but then he's trying to be too busy, and I'm doing what I need to do, okay? I answered the phone when Blaze called me earlier during the confessional, did my. Yeah. There you go, motherhood, I've accomplished it. So Todd is, I guess on a meeting on the computer he's like what was our last scene again and so candy's

like I do not have the energy to get this done I don't have the energy which he's probably gonna make into a song because that's the kind of fucking machine she is yeah she's like gonna turn this shitty Todd experience in the kitchen into money. Exactly. Exactly. So Todd has to hang up with, I don't know, Diablo Cody or whoever he's riding with. I'd be like, I've got my family here. Sorry.

So, then we go over to Marlo. Marlo's first big scene and she's with her kids and Marlo is doing the whole remember last year, aha, let's pretend that didn't happen. I'm a great mom now, I'm a great Monty. So the kids are like, the kids make her dinner because she probably was like,

hey kids, make me dinner to show people that you love me so people shut up already. Make me dinner please. They do a good job, I have to say. They do Mexican night, they make quesadillas, they make some delicious looking guac. Okay, will you, Michael, are the sweetest? They are so, and they also help,

they also help each other a lot because Michael's like, listen, don't you have homework to be doing because you better do it. I don't you have homework to be doing because you better do it. I don't want to be staying up with you till one o'clock in the morning doing your homework with you. They're so cute. They are real.

Because you can't really ask Marla for stuff like that. One thing you don't want to ask for from Marla is help with your homework. I'm never feeling I would not ask the creator of La Archive help in my home. So, some of us are so fancy and find China from Tarjeque, it's all paper plates. And so she's talking, she's in her interview look is these enormous, enormous earrings, sort of like less exciting versions of Tina Turner's in Mad Max. I think they were McQueen because they said, Alexander, Alexander! But they were enormous, really big.

And she basically hasn't heard from her sister. So she's basically, like, these are her kids now. Like, there's no more question about, like, is this temporary, like, yada, yada, yada, like, she is now 100% committed. These are her kids for the long hold for basically the rest of her life Now here is one of the

Only times I'm gonna say this. I don't think I've ever said this on a bravo show Here's a life coach. I trust okay there. I've never said that before. Oh, no, we meet we meet Sharon Who I think is actually the first life coach we've ever seen that's good on Bravo. Don't you think? I thought she was good. She didn't seem like she was just coming to take your money and tell you a bunch of bullshit.

Like I feel like a lot of life coaches to you. There's this life coach in my neighborhood. They get on the Facebook and she's some rich lady, you know, and like, like, way. And she's sort of like, guys, are you connected today? Are you feeling the energy around you? Are you present? Well, that's why I'm here. Give me a call. Let me help you achieve your dreams, not in the future. Why now? In the present. I'm like, I hate the slate.

I'm not trust, my coaches. Is it your alter ego? Is it Nancy DiBobo? Let's be honest. I'm trying to generate buzz. Hey, you want to know how I'm going, my coach? Get your ass out of bed! That's it, you get a point.

Congratulations, they're getting the fuck out the door. Nancy would do it. But this lady's all crystals in shit. But now this lady, Seren, I don't know. She seems a little bit like, I bought it. She seems lovely. I was a little bit like, but she seems lovely. So she comes over and they, that's Seren, are you also an entrepreneur?

Are you selling real estate? Or a medical facial speaker speaker or is your face on a real estate bus fetch? Yes, and they're sharing So You know they're just they're just talking and and Marlowe's like you know I make one mistake and everyone makes me feel terrible and Sharon's like it wasn't a mistake And then William is like no we, we were having problems too. And you put a lot of stress on me, but it's okay, because it changed. Everything's okay.

So Marlon William hug. It's actually very, very sweet and lovely. Yeah, and of course Marlon had to get in there. I made one mistake last year, and everyone said I was a terrible person. Well, not like you left out the sour cream on the counter overnight. You were like, I can't deal with these children. I'm sending them back.

I'm sending them back to a different home. And I'm getting out of here and going on vacation. God, I can't deal with it. Who can deal with children? But it worked because the kids are now more respectful of her and she's more respectful of them. That's true. You know what?

No, what? And then they're writing a wonderful script for Todd. I know. Todd's just writing down everything he sees. So then we hear a song, boss up, boss up, gotta get your money up, boss up, boss up, gotta get your money up, boss up, boss up, gotta get your money up. She raised outfit is $274 from she and she. Yeah, it's charade home. She's in her Shibashiree. I mean, Sheree's booty is like, I don't think I've ever noticed her booty like that before. Maybe, I don't know if she's been working it out or she got a little something going on back there,

but it's like that, I will say, her Sh by Shiree is showing off her assets quite well. Yes. So let's see, what happens in this scene? So Shia's in Yakaom's over, she talks about fighting with her sister and literally no one cares, there's a ding-dong in the middle and they never go back to that conversation.

They never do that. Shia's like, I can't believe you're sawing the show. So I kind of box it said, Bap, Bap, Bap, I think it was a bomb threat. She's like, no, that was for me. Bap, bap, bap, I shrae. I'm not familiar. So speaking of ding dongs in the middle of the scene, here comes Courtney, shrae's friend, who sort of sounds like a wicked witch. She's like, I can't do my witch. I know, but just imagine I don't know. I'm going to give it a while to get her voice.

This is my bitch. It was very high. I put gangly girl with hot with high annoying voice. That's what I wrote. She's kind of a string bean of a girl. It comes in with very big lashes and a very high voice and she squeals a lot. She's like a witch who went to a life coach and decided she wanted to get out of witching

and just, she just wanted to get out of that lifestyle and just be like a mom and just work and just like have fun. Go to happy hour. We're really coming for life coaches today. What a sera. You're just life coached a great job but got the witch out of witching.

That's a very successful life coach. So, Sirace, like, we know each other because her daughter is right between Kaerone Kelly and she's a Capricorn. So, she's not a fake person. I have to say, I don't think I've ever heard anything about Capricorns, like Virgos. You know, for Virgos or anal, or, um, but are other ones. You know, Capricorns, like Virgo's, you know, for Virgo's or anal, or, but are other ones. You know, Capricorns, I'm Virgo,

but what a Capricorn's known for it. I've never known. Like, they're just think of, think of an ear of corn wearing Capri Pants, and that's a Capricorn. A candy corn wearing some Capri pants. That's what I think of. Yeah, it's like those bananas that wear pajamas,

like some sort of banana, it's corn, and some pajamas, it's Capri pants, and that's a Capricorn. Well, she has a marketing consulting company and a jewelry brand. So she's also wearing her brands. She jangles it all around. Again, I don't love the,

so another red flag for me in terms of multi-hyphenates is has their own jewelry brand. I like the jewelry thing. Oh, it makes me a little nervous too. I'm not gonna lie. So it's consulting. What's not lying? Consulting is very not well explained.

I don't understand what it is. So I'm gonna reserve judgment. Marketing consulting. Is that where, because you could just watch commercials and be like, you know what, I don't want to buy Doritos after this. They should do better. Or is it like, does she actually work and go in and do that stuff for people? I don't know. It's a great area. I, yeah, I, I don't think that commercial consulting is literally consulting on commercials, but I do think though that the consulting plus DIY jewelry is, I don't know, it's a strange combo to me.

I don't mind if you're just purely consultant, but consultants last jewelry line. I don't know, my eye brows up. Yeah, onto the mark. And we could which voice? It's not good. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot pointing to a question mark. Yeah.

So they're talking about this birthday party and how they're gonna go and how they're gonna dress and all that good stuff. And the Sonya's like, well, Candy was the first one to RSVP, so I know she's coming. And then Courtney goes into this monologue. She's like, well, Candy seems cool when it seems circle.

I don't know if I told you this, but she, you know, she was calling around asking people about me. And I heard that she said that I said that we were friends. I mean, why would I say we're friends? Because like, and then she pulled up my Instagram and said like, what do you know about her? Which I think is interesting because like, I do think you're global and I do think you're worldwide.

So why are you concerned about me? I'm like, what do you even care, Ryan? Like, what is this girl talking about? What is this? This is actually when I started to like Courtney, because this is my favorite kind of housewives story line. It's so stupid and petty. I heard that she was saying that I said we were friends. And I don't, yeah, I was like, I love a petty story line,

but I also, I also hate when we are sold. There's a big fight with the end of the episode. And then you start to realize, oh, is this a fight about a misunderstanding, about gossip, about people claiming that they were friends when they weren't? I was like, please tell me that's not what this is. So Shreys like, well, you know, Candy has a lot of time at her hands lately. It's just time to do that and time to make memes about me. So, um, Shreys like, well you know, Candy has a lot of time at her hands lately and she's just time to do that and time to make memes about me.

So, uh, yeah, she's making spoofs, a lot of spoofs about me. Yeah, she's like, the only time that Candy's not talking about me or other people is when she's eating or she's sucking dicks. But not in the locker room. That's a fun thing. Yeah, she's probably hating on Candy the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show.

I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. I'm not sure if she's going to be in the middle of the show. You know, we've got something dropping later today. So we're so sure. We have a real like Instagram Reels.

I thought so I assume she meant like, oh, we did a spoof thing together and it's dropping today on socials. So cool. So then Courtney's like, so sure, does that glow have anything to do with you in my tail? Where? And Sheree is, I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. in my Tells And Sheree is

I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. Everyone I apologize. So Sheree is like, she's like, oh yeah, he's a good guy I'm having a really good time and We're not putting a label on it. She says which I thought was really funny because it's like the bite you close from China so then Sheree is like, you know This is another sign that this relationship is terrible and not gonna last because she goes, you know, I mean, we both just keep telling each other,

we wanna be intentional with this, you know, we really don't wanna waste time. If a man tells you, I wanna be intentional with you. No, that is some more life coach bullshit. That is not a real thing. I wanna be intentional with you. You, that is some more life coach bullshit. That is not a real thing. I want to be intentional with you. You are intentionally fucking around on multiple people that you've impregnated, sir. Okay. Yeah. That is what you were being intentionally damning right now. I actually say to Shiree, you should waste time. Like, at this point,

this guy is not going to be a good long term choice for you. So get what you get out of him, which is a great body, good sex, whatever it is, and enjoy that because when you start saying things like, I don't want to waste time, that implies you want to actually have something serious out of this. And so I say, waste time, this is not going to be a serious endeavor for you. So then we get a Sonya setting up the party at the venue, not setting it up, but she's at the venue checking it out and she's bragging to us that it's 40 grand this party. Well, she wanted to spend 40 grand, but she ended up getting casino tables in a DJ

and now it's at 100 grand and she's like, whatever it takes. Guess what? That would have been a really nice down payment to get your sister the fuck out of your house. I know, and honestly for $100,000, I did not think this party looked very good. I felt like you could see by the way they were shooting it, they had to do a lot of clothes shots,

so to hide it from the fact that it was sort of empty and cavernous in there, and you would see weird things off the side, like bet, like equipment and exit doors, and I was like, oh, like, I don't know. I think of Nicole's party on Miami in that bank vault area and I was like, now that, that was like a lux gorgeous party and this was just sort of like tables and some lights. Anyway.

So everybody's getting ready. We see a candy and Todd getting ready. Then we go over to Rico who's Marco stylus and he's like, oh, you know, I love a good Bob girl. So he's giving her like her her 20s. I believe we previously saw Rico in the world of marriage medicine and the fashion show. Oh, I haven't seen so no, there was like the show on fashion show. Oh. Wasn't he like Quads? Wasn't he like Quads? No, there was like the show on Bravo.

There was a show on Bravo called The Fashion Show, I believe. And I think Rico was on that, but he was also, wasn't he like Quads Confidante on Merch Medicine? I don't know, I'm just happy for Rico that he's moving up in the world. Yeah. So Marla's like, it's going to be crazy because I haven't seen Candy since New York and we get a UTS. And he's like, well, you've seen her spruce on Instagram. Haven't you? Because she's been doing spruce on Instagram.

And we see a clip of Candy playing Marla getting into a club. And she's like, I've had this new miracle surgeries on my edges. Do you love it? And Marla tells us, look, stick to those spools, baby, because Broadway isn't working out for you. It's like, oh God. Marla's timing is just classically terrible, you know, like literally this week, can't be with nominated for a literal Tony award, man.

Atoni award. Atoni. La Tony award. So, um, anyway, so now the party is starting. A lot of people showing up in Fedora's. Sonya is calling it the black MetGala. I don't know if that's so true. And then just more people showing her sister and Tarell are there, not on the job, which

is crazy because this is like actually a big party. So like if there's any, if there's ever a time when you need an assistant It's at this party, but they've now guilted her into the so like being off the clock for it Right so Kenya comes and she's like my expectations are pretty low tonight But if so if so if so Nya if Sonia keeps up this shenanigans at the dry beef patties and the party city decor I might not respond with yes, but she does come. And Ralph comes alone and this is where Kenya's like, where's her wife? And he's like, gosh, she's not feeling well.

We got a family emergency. If anybody wants to watch it, play out. I've got video cameras still all over the house. We can watch them from my phone. Yes, like Kenya's like, are you serious? Yeah, yeah, we got a family emergency. We got a family crisis going on. And so basically, like a boss fell over

and the house burned down, and then we had to be built the house last night, and then like a car drove off a cliff, and like there was a dinosaur, it's like he's just like fully, like you could just tell when he's in live mode, you know, which is pretty much almost like a timey talks. And Kenny is like, a crisis in the family. I think well,

forgot that he's married to the crisis. Like, you've got to be there Ralph. That's part of your family, dummy. Yeah. So he, uh, Ralph tells us, you know, she's got a lot going on with her family and like her father's sick and she's doing with a lot. She's got like a husband who's just like not even there for her. So she has to deal with so much like this guy. He just goes out and goes to Tampa doesn't even tell her so you know, she's got a lot of In her mind So Sheree comes and Can you guess what there's our girl of the hour and can he's like

Not our girl of the hour and then Courtney's like um Sheree Hi Ralph is my cousin. Did you know me? And Ralph's like yeah, we just figured it out right now. So what is this real housewives of Salt Lake City? Does everybody just show up with their 23 and me's wherever the fuck they go? I don't know what was that was like Henry Lewis gates there connecting them together. So yeah, and Courtney's Courtney keeps saying, shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy. So, um, Marla, she's like, I'm gonna stay out of the drama tonight. I'm just gonna stay by the tables and I'm gonna listen in because I want to avoid all the drama. So, um, you know, which I don't recommend, I think Marla, you should get in the drama,

but that's okay, I get it. So, Sonia and Ross come in and they have like a firework entrance. You know, we're like those fireworks just like those giant Roman candles basically where you're basically walking through fire didn't look safe. So they come and she gives a little speech like, I love you. You're the best you're the best valet ever married and so then Everybody's like partying and hugging and then the boys go have some cigars and Ralph's like you like cigars Todd and Todd's like no only hookers. I was Researching cigars for this movie. I'm writing and I got sick on it actually No Ralph is one who goes I got a Cuban and I got sick. And Todd's like, oh, you were throwing up and shit. And Ralph goes, yeah, because you're not supposed to inhale

apparently. We'll look forward to all these details in Ralph's next book, The Step in Sagarang. So, Saray, Marla, Sonja, and Courtney are talking and hugging. And can you see Smartel? And can he tell us? Last year, Sire was here with Mr. Community Service, and this year, she's here with community property.

So good for her. And Sonia's like, well, he doesn't have an ankle bracelet, so I think that's an improvement. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, so then we see close up of a no chip on a crop stable, which I think that's really funny, because it's like signs, you know, it's like this guy is a huge no. So they're all saying hi to each other and Sheree compliments Candy on her like hair crown that she's wearing. And she tells us, I don't have much to say to Candy tonight, but as long as Candy and the Candy click, keep it cute, put me fine.

So then Candy is asking Martell if she is a Shirei or a official. And Martell is like, yes, we are officially dating, exclusively non-exclusively. She's my girlfriend, also have someone on the side, but not really to have anyone suddenly into her, not into her at all. So Candy is like, wow, like, well, why are you looking at me like that? And she's like, because I know you're up to something. Sherej just knows Kenya's gathering information to use against her.

Kenya is like the courts. Like anything that you say or do in front of Kenya will be used against you. One, there's so much to mess with this Martel guy. She knows Kenya is going to wield it against her immediately. It's like the start of the season, you know. So she tells us that Kenya is so nosy and she says,

stop worrying about my relationship. I start worrying about if Mark is gonna take more manner in their divorce settlement and hopefully he has more baseboards. You have a source. So and then Kenya, this is the part that made me laugh the most. Kenya is like, I think Shirei needs her own spin-off show called watch me date these dumb dudes and they put up a title

It says watch me date these dumb dudes of Atlanta and they play like the end of the music because I Cracked up that was one of the funniest things and the producers were always doing little graphical things on this show to kind of like keep it punchy And this is I think my favorite thing they ever did. So Marlow is trying to prop to court me to, you know, half her big scene. She's like, so wait a minute. So Sonya told me that candy's going around telling people that she's your, what's going on? So then we see a clip of Sonya telling Marlow, do you know this girl court me? Because one of her friends called her and told her the candy went and hooked her up and said,

that Courtney's going around telling people, she's my friend or something and no one really guts it, right? So Courtney's like, well, my business partner and calls me in Paris. I was like, okay, Courtney. Nice match. Nice drive. I was just jewelry designing in Paris

while I was consulting a bag at shop. And she was like, did you tell somebody that you and Candy were friends because they just asked me about it. And like, I mean, come on, I'm desperate for friends. I'm in a Paris cell. I was like literally friends with Carlibrune in Paris.

So like, I don't think I need any more friends than that. And so Courtney is like, she's like, yeah, this like, that person said I was like, no need any more friends than that. And so Courtney is like, she's like, yeah, that person said I was like, no, he's in a lie. So Marlowe's like, well, you're gonna have to say something. See something, say something, okay, you better say it to her tonight. Yeah, Marlowe does not get it at all,

but she's like, just go fight with Candy. She's like, okay. And then we get my favorite sound effect, the, so then later Candy is gossiping with Candy andann Monietta about Shrey Martell and Candy's like well, I've heard that he's talking to someone else in Atlanta and Listen, I know another person in Atlanta who he's actually been kicking it with and Kenny is like well If it's just about the D then let it be about the Who cares? And she goes, but what if it's more? Yeah, do we say something to her?

So then, meanwhile, Shrei introduces Courtney to Kenya. And then Kenya's like, hey, can I talk to you for a second, Shrei? So she pulls Shrei. And then Courtney wants to say hi to Candy. So Courtney says to Candy she is like, okay, so um Dina called me when I was in Paris hanging out with a French person and It was like hey, did you tell somebody that like you and candy were like friends and I was like wow Like me saying that I'm like friends with candy like this is so crazy because whole thing starts off so funny. So Courtney is standing there with Sonia, right?

So Candy's like, oh hi, how are you? And Courtney's good, how are you? And Sonia says, have you guys met? And Candy goes, I mean, we've seen each other, I guess, before. Because she's doing all this stuff. So Courtney goes into this whole thing like you just did. So Candy explains to us, she knows this girl named Dina Marto and she's in the industry. And she heard that her and Courtney are doing business together, but she does no Courtney

and she has no anybody who knows Courtney. She's like, and it's not shade, it's just facts, right? So Candy's like, well, someone asked me if I know you and I said, I don't know you And Courtney's like, I'm not, I heard that I mean up to wear friends and I was like, but I don't have to make up friends. So she goes, yeah, but I don't know you like that. And she goes, yeah, but I didn't say I knew you. I just said we're in similar social settings. I mean, you know what? I hear Michelle Obama like screen tea and said, why? So we've been in similar tea settings.

I mean, does that mean I'm best friends with Michelle Obama? It doesn't. So Ken is like, OK, but what's this energy? And Ken is like, well, the energy is just letting you know, because I was like, a shot all the way in Paris. Like, you know how far that shot had to travel to get to Paris? And so Ken is like, well, if we met each other before and somebody said your name, I just wouldn't remember you like that.

And I'm watching this, I'm like, are they really arguing? They're really arguing about not knowing each other. You know, they're both like denying that they know each other? Because they don't know each other. But someone like I sent this convoluted message that's gotten this stupid fight right now.

I think that Courtney is just trying to say, I'm not going around town pretending that I'm your best friend. Yeah. And Camdy is saying, I don't know you. Kid is like, okay. I don't know you. It's fine. I didn't say that.

But then Courtney is like, yeah, but I just want you to know. I didn't say, like, I'm not saying that, because I don't need a best friend. And Ken is like, okay, well, that's fine. Like, don't have to come in the hot about it. I didn't, like, she's like's like yeah because I don't need a friend I don't need to know a friend like you you know, it's like whoa and she does the thing where she get like she acts like she's Saying something that is gonna please candy. She's like yeah, but yeah, that's what I'm saying

I'm agreeing with you. I did say that but then she'll kind of pop her head at candy And then candy's like whoa whoa whoa, but then what's that like why are you popping your head right yeah so then we go over to maneta talking to charay and she's like so listen and I was texting you about tyrone member and she's yeah and that's why I'm living my life right now and I'm just enjoying my life and she's okay well but that's what I want to know because listen all of us have been hearing things about Tyrone and she's like, what have you been here and girl? She's like, come on now.

It's like, it's all over the blogs, right? Like, come on. Like, can't you hear, he was dating someone at Lanta and she says, is she here? Is she here? Because I don't see her here. And I've been with them the last two days. So, where's she at?

Where's she at? Did she get some fried catfish? That was in my house. So, I don't see her. And she goes, and I'm on the other one to have a voice. You know, she didn't say five words last year when we're all together, but now she wants to have a voice.

Well, honey, this, this is a Ferrari, honey. And if he's cheating with another girl, that's a Toyota. And if he wants to downgrade, that's on him. So that's basically a Shreysang. I don't care if he's going to like bang some other girl because I know I'm the better option. That's what she's basically saying. Which I think is the proper attitude to come into all this with because she knows that this is going to be coming at her right. So they can't use this as this huge thing against

her. So at least so we think. So then back to Courtney and and candy she's like, but I was told I claimed you as a friend and I did not claim you She was um, I just asked them if they knew you she was well. That's not how it came back to me Okay, but then when I saw the picture of you with Dina I knew Dina But I didn't know you Like I don't understand what this fight is about now so So, and she goes, the truth is, I don't know you. And Courtney goes, and the truth is, I don't know you. And Ken just like, yeah, but what I'm saying is,

and Courtney goes, and when I'm saying is, I'm never said that. And so, Ken just like, okay, back, back, back. And she goes, no, you back, back. So, she's like, okay, okay, okay. I'm hoping that you have cleared the air, and she's like, she's basically set the Courtney, like you are kind of bringing in energy right now.

So Courtney, it seems like Courtney's gonna have a nice correction because she goes, okay, well I just wanted to clarify, I'm like, thank you for checking me, Sonia, and like I'm grown enough to be accountable. And like, my feelings were definitely hurt and I have like nothing but positive things to say about you, Candy, like nothing at all.

Ah, and Simon is like sure. Yeah, she's like you, Candy, like nothing at all. Ugh. And Simon is like sure. Yeah, she's like sure, sure. It's like a big log. Okay, so this is great to send it nicely, right? And then she goes, Well, I was pretty disappointed and I do not have to clap chase.

And she does that. She's like bounces her head. And so Candy is like, there you go again. Now you're bouncing your head. Clap chase, I never said. Cloud chase. And Marlos, it's just kind of Marlos squinting her eyes is spying.

So funny. Marlos like head is like in the conversation, just listening and like, hmm. So court, so court, he's like, well, the energy you gave me and Ken is like, but you just bounced up on me and court, and he's like, well, get down, bring it down. And she's, do not tell me, do calm down. You were bouncing at me and she's like, we're gonna get down, bring it down. And she's, do not tell me, do calm down.

You were bad thing at me. And she was, calm the fat dancer girl, do not tell me, they don't dare. My candy is getting so bad. I'm about to have fun for you. And I'm about to have fun for you.

Oh. So then back with Shere and the other girls, Kenya's like, and there's something else Shere, you should know that he did slide into my DMs before. And Shirei's like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo bluff is totally caught and she's like, oh, yeah, she's like, oh gosh, she's like, I'm not trying to roll on the ground with she man over here. I think she's about shrill, because she's like her arms are muscular.

She's like, I look too good in this dress. Oh my god. So then that's the end, but we see clips of next week and that's when the big fighting goes off. And Martell, I'm just going to come in and start fighting with women. So, you know, every sign points to class, pure class with this guy. As my dad would say, he has a lot of class, all of it low. That's my best favorite option. So, I'm saying thanks so much for being with us today. That was Atlanta.

We're glad to have you back ATL. We will be back later today or early tomorrow with Winterhouse, Summerhouse rather, sorry. Summerhouse, Martha's Vineyard, which is pretty good. You guys should check that out. That's really good. Yep, thanks everyone. and we'll catch you in the next episode.

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