Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I've been uni. Hi, are you all rested and relaxed after that's after such a busy week last week? Yes, I am rested. It was Mother's Days. There were all sorts of mothers over here. Yes, Janice. I'm kind of relaxed from that. Lots of, you know, generations of mothers. I was like, wow, I really screwed myself about having a family because when it comes to

stuff like that, it's like, okay, it's you, like, have fun, okay. But it was super fun. And I got my meme all this blanket and she was wrapping herself up like a Yeti the whole day. Like it was the coldest day she's ever had. So I guess that was good. It was fine. How was your weekend? I was very relaxing. Happy Mother's Day, bilaterally, to people who are celebrating that. relaxing, happy Mother's Day, belatedly to people who are celebrating that. And yeah, it was just nice. We had so much fun last week, but I definitely needed with like three reunion episodes on

in one week plus our live show. I just needed a weekend to chill out. By the way, if anyone missed our live show, it's gonna be, it's online and available to watch until through Thursday. So if you were upset, you missed it or you wanna hear what the Q&A was cause we did like a 45 minute Q&A

after the show is over. You can still go, it's at watchacrapins.com and the link to, you know, you'll find the link there to on location live and all that. So you can still watch it. And today we're wrapping up the Atlanta season. It's the final installment of the reunion. And of course, we're constantly juggling

what shows are on our schedule because we're really overloaded and we're probably gonna be a little overloaded until New Jersey wraps up. So this week we have Atlanta and Bologdeck sailing are on our main feed and top chef is going to be on the bonus feed. That's a Patreon bonus, go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. And I just want to sort of clarify also that like when things are on the bonus feed, it's not like, oh, it was shitty. So it goes on the bonus feed, it's not the bonus feed,

it's like they were skeptical for a crap. It's just we're just overloaded. So we just have to place for us to still be able to recap these shows and not go crazy with the workload. So don't think of it as lesser than it's just it's just another place for things to live. So that's where Padma's living right now is on the bonus episode because that's where bonus stars live and bonus places, right, Gail? Yeah, so top chef is gonna be over there still full recap everything else. So in Atlanta news this week Kim Zolciak has been canceled Oh, good bye Kim Zolciak and your own Non-medical. It's stupid show. It's not a metaphorical cancellation.

It's an actual cancellation from Bravo. Bravo finally realized that that show is actually on its network. And was like, what, we're taking this off here. So after eight seasons of it being watched by, you know, someone, maybe it's being aired in like Guantanamo Bay to torture people. It's a huge, aired in like Guantanamo Bay to torture people. So yeah, Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah, it's also you terrorism. Yeah, it's off the air. And additionally, did you see what Kim Zollciak posted about? Yes, that's totally what I was going to bring up. Yes, okay. So they had this children of the house wives special on watch it happens live. And I watched about half of it.

And then I was like, why am I doing this? It's like, why? But I saw the Atlanta part and they had a Riley and Kai. What's Sharay's son's name? Kyro. Kyro and they had Brio and they had Cynthia's kid Noel. Okay, so they had them, of course, the most charismatic of all the children. All whisper talkers, she notes like Noel, how are you?

Good, I am so proud of myself. Riley, how are you doing? Good. Kyro, how are you? Good, I am so proud of myself. Riley, how are you doing? Good. Good. Kyro, how are you doing? Really good. Everything's going really well, Andy. So Andy asked,

Briel and Riley, he's like, so, so, guys, you guys kept in touch after your mother's gotten the fight over, don't be dirty for the party. And Briel just goes, not really. Like a total little fucker. And she seemed like a total little snot. And I was like, you know, what's wrong with this girl?

And then I saw the Kim post, which she was upset because her one of her best friends passed away, which was super sad. But then Kim went off in this Instagram post. Yeah. For no reason, really. passed away, which was super sad. But then Kim went off in this Instagram post. Yeah, for no reason really. Yeah, I mean, the long and the short of it is, she was like, do your Bravo TV watch a happen lot, producers? Her friends, her friends funeral was the day

that she was supposed to call in, and so they moved the taping, which we appreciated. So then she did this taping and she sat there and not once did anyone ask her how she was feeling about you know her best friend dying not once and she had to stand there and pretend to pretend to smile. Now it's terrible about her friend. Her friend was you know early 20s. I mean way too young wait like no I mean no one doesn't matter how old you are. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Terrible not to go through that.

Terrible to lose a friend. Don't take that away from that whatsoever. But it's so classically Kim to turn everything about... Everything into... That's the end of her. Yeah, end of her. Cause this is the end of everything into her. Yeah, into her. Because this is an issue of her. It's an issue of being about her. Yeah.

Like, how could they not ask about this situation that happened? I don't know, it's just like, because it just, that's not what the show is right now. This is about something that happened that's totally unrelated to Bravo and it's very sad. But we've been on that show. And when you have a bunch of guests, there is no time for like anything. They've got to, they have their things they have to do, the questions they've got to ask, the things are the most relevant to the proper audience.

And Kim's been on that show, and if she weren't an idiot, she would know that. So, it was just so obnoxious that she would actually turn this poor kid's death into her own platform to create rage on the other end. It's a fucking attention, yeah. And she's like, you know, I love you guys, but when it comes to my family,

you know how I am, I'm a mom of bear or whatever. It's like shut up, be quiet, Kim. I'm sorry that you're a theater kid. No one came for your children, no one came. Literally no one came. You're actually lucky that someone actually sent for Briel to be on this show, you know? Yes.

Um, but they had tons of kids on there. I saw the Orange County kids and I saw them and then I was like, I don't care. So I switched it. But yeah, then I read the game, then I read the, the Kim thing and I was like, wow. And when her show got canceled, she said, um, well, we're not going to become back to Bravo, but the Briel or the, what's her last name, Kim Zolciac? The Irman. The Bierman, Bunch Will.

They'll be back. And I was like, ooh, the biggest network ever. You two, blah. Yeah, maybe she and Jacks can have some sort of competitive home renovation show on HGTV. Just wait, just wait. Don't you dare smear my HGTV like that. You know.

Also, I think I saw some rumor. I just, this is how bad I am. I just never taken it. And I just got a glimpse of it. And now I pass it on to our audience, almost as if it's fact, this is how it all gets started. Guys, I'm just gonna say ahead of time fake news,

but still let's like enjoy this as a potential fake news or real news. There's a rumor that Briel is gonna be on Winterhouse or maybe they're trying to get her onto Winterhouse. I'm not sure. I don't really see that as being a culture match. Where in the hell did you hear that? Because I'm not okay with that, okay?

I don't know. It probably was just some internet thing. I was like, I heard that you're trying to get a winter house. And now of course I'm making it into a rumor. Guys, it's a rumor and probably not true. And there's no way they are going to mix briell with winter house people. There's just no way.

No way to down market. She's to down market. She really is. And that's pretty sad. When you're down market of winter house, I realize I said that in regards to a spinoff of summer house, she's to you down market But that's where we are. That's where you're making a big lot

Look like a Nordstroms when you're down market of winter house. I mean Jesus So I put Brielle on winter house and in it says pet friendly vacation rentals in Brielle New Jersey So there you go. I think that actually is sort of makes sense. Did I just There you go. That actually is sort of makes sense. Did I just Lili fabricate a lie and now pass it off as a rumor? Hey, that's what the internet is, okay? That's how we roll. I don't welcome to you. Welcome to the news everybody Okay, so today real housewives of Atlanta couples to the end spoiler alert kind of retards be traced me and stabs me in the heart. Oh man, I just had an image of the photo

that Pandy put up for Mother's Day on Instagram, which was just, okay, I, sorry, we are gonna get to this recap, but like I just had coffee, so this is where we're at. Um, Pandora, I am fascinated by Pandora Todd's Instagram. Like I'm riveted by it. She dresses up. Well, clearly Lisa dresses her. And she's dressed in little lady, like big, little lady clothes. If that makes sense, like these floral, like floral dresses that look like they're from the Victorian era. And all her, and she always has like a little shawl on or something or a scarf or shoulder, she's very modest, which is fine.

And she's always just hiding behind her mother. Like all the photos, it's Lisa first and then Pandy on these. This is where they're sublanket. Where they're wrapped in a blanket. There's always a blanket. If there is this where there's a blanket, there's always a blanket where they're wrapped in a blanket. There's always a blanket. If there is this where there's a blanket, there's always a blanket. There's always something wrapped and she's always dangling on her mother's shoulder. And I am just so like their mother daughter relationship is so fascinating to me.

I feel like it's the dream my mother had for her relationship with her children. You know, it's like, oh, Ketilian and you shall play tennis at the country club. And she would put like claw bings on my sister's hair. And I had claw bings to and she was just trying so hard and it just never worked out. I'm Pandora's like if it did work out, you know, yeah, look at me, mom. I'm in a patch. Me that matches yours. Dancing funily to really stage people in our backyard, with our table decorated with gorgeous pink flowers, because they're your favorite mummy.

Oh and cheese plates and look at the china. I'm watching the video right now. And I shall wear a headband made of pearls. Pearls mama. Yeah, I just, I cannot stop. Sometimes I just go over there and I'm just, I just get like a little chuckle of Pandora and Lisa. And I just don't understand the world that Pandora lives in. I don't understand like who her, who she hangs out with outside of Lisa.

Like, I'm not even sure she hangs out with her husband anymore I wouldn't hang out with anybody outside of Lisa if that was my mother. I'd been totally into it I mean mom we should redo the kitchen again just for fast I Just feel like all they do is like Go into that kitchen and poach salmon, you know I'm into it. I'm into that life. I would totally love that life. Yeah. Okay. So here we are with the real the closest thing to These Savannah pump needing a comeback. Could you imagine Lisa Vander pump on Atlanta?

Prophet lot Where What's that? We She would wear her most cre- She would be just dressed as a madador, I think. I think she would. She would be mad about the rules. She would be mad about the rules. She would wear a ball-o and then be like, get it! So, uh, Kenya, you've played many roles in your career, but none as impressive as detective, judge, and jury.

Tyler Perry is shaking somewhere. Hey, time to go into Bolo court. Um, also correction. Kenya, Ro, Kenya has not played many roles in her life. Okay. Let's just stop with this. You can't just keep saying that people are famous actors and expecting me to believe it. Okay, and you guys do this shit all the time on Bravo. It's like, and now famous actress Drusadora. That's more famous because of the

game and stuff, so I get that. But you're not gonna like sit here and have me believe that everybody you tell me is famous is famous. I won't believe it, guy. And now, I'm introducing the real housewives of Atlanta Academy Award watching actress Drew Siddora? Yeah, most honest thing you've ever said. And actually, I guess I take that back about Drew Siddora because when she was coming on, everyone's like, oh my god, Drew Siddora. But I don't take it back about Kenya.

Okay, I don't. So now Kenya is crack, oh, sorry. No, I was going to say, so so yeah, we have this like Kenya segment But I I figured I'm assuming you you notice this because it just seemed too appropriate That in the middle of this and add popped up on the bomb the screen and pretty much took over the entire like lower third For Jurassic Park the Velasa coaster Did you see that I was was like, this is appropriate. That Velociraptor.

She has each other around while we learn more about Kenya. Yeah. Well, if you're going to save some DNA, I would save Kenya's DNA to study at a later date. You know, just bring Kenya back, you know. She can be terrifying us for decades, true co. I don't know why I've got Lisa Vanderpromp on my hand, I'm sorry. It's fine, it's okay.

Oh, I like it. So they start this below clip thing and Kenya is cracking up at herself and nobody else is. Everyone else is like, just die, you know, just die, lady. Okay. And basically this clip package was to remind us that Kenya basically ruined the most fun episode of the entire season and then continued to ruin it throughout the entire season.

Yeah. Well, I mean, Kenya thought they were all going to pile on and then no one piled on, so then she had to just go with it for the rest of the season. So Andy just asking about, you know, covering the cameras and things like that. And Portia says that, you know, they thought they were wrapped. So, you know, like they were told they were wrapped, so they thought they were wrapped. So they thought it was all done, you know. But ladies, Jefferson from Jersey says,

you were on a work trip, you didn't really think. And then Marlow and Ken, you're both going, that part, that part, Andy, that part. And Portia's like, well were drunk and Marla goes hey who cares I drink every day Q to two years later where Marla's insisting she's not an alcoholic please just keep this clip cut for future use things oh they will yeah as a Portia say you know it felt like a real party so Nathan from London asks, can you,

production was clearly asked to leave. Why did you feel the need to address it on the show when the rest of your friends didn't want you to? And she's like, well, I don't know if the rest of my friends said that since I only have a few friends on the show. But at the end of the day, we are at work. Yeah, you're at work where you get to decide what you want to talk about every season and refuse to talk about anything else.

Ma'am. Mm-hmm. And the toy is like, what the cameras were down. She goes, they weren't down. And then he goes, but they were down. She's like, but we were still at work. And that is the cast house. And that is my argument that I make.

And he's like, well, candy, you set the rules. So why don't you shut down Kenya? You're in charge. She listens to you. Yeah. And Candy says, well, when she was talking the next morning, I wasn't adding anything to what she was saying. And I was like, really, Kenya?

And we were talking about this. Like, really, Kenya? And she goes, I don't know why people at the eye can control Kenya. I'm like, well, you may not be able to control Kenya, but that's not what I would call shutting down a conversation, candy, because we've seen you got down conversations.

Yeah, and I think it was probably candy still being like, why am I going to write so hard for Porsche? But at the same time, it's not cool that you're bringing it up, you know? She's like, oh, half-ass this. And we get a lot of candy squeals in this reunion, which I really like, because they keep trying to come at candy with this and she just keeps going, you know, making her candy squeals and scrunching her face and stuff. So Andy's like, well listen, can you listen to you check? I do respect her Andy. I do respect her So Kenya says in the morning that Tanya ran into Cynthia's room and was saying, you know You can't tell anyone

Please don't tell anybody it down to an Abbey what happened It's like is this one of Kenya's many roles because watching about Nabi right now? Yeah, I mean, I think Kenya actually makes a decent point here, which is that she says that Cynthia and Drew were already talking about what happened last night. So, and that was on camera. So it seemed like it was basically what she was saying was, you know, this is, it seemed like we were allowed to like debrief

what happened last night and talk about things. And, um, I have a Kenya wasn't just debriefing, I mean. Yeah, but I think, that's what I keep, that's what I keep saying, not to like make excuses for her, but that's what I keep saying. I get the sense that she thought it was going to be like, oh my god, Portia and Volo, and she thought everyone would be like, oh, Portia, and then Portia would be like, yes, I did, I did that. Oh my God. And then she didn't really get that. She didn't get the cosine, but Kenya can't. She doesn't have the off ramps.

So she got on that highway. And now she has like, she rode that highway. And now it has become a two lane road and is turning into a dirt gravel road. She's heading into a lake, basically. Yes. And it's a toll road. So everybody's like totally resentful

that they're even on it. Like, I shouldn't have to pay for this road. Yeah. And she's not even in the carpool lane. And everyone's like, can you get in the carpool? I keep missing the entrance. Can you? Yeah.

So Candy jumps into Halper and she's like, well, I think can you just feel like if it was the other way around? And can you say, yeah, they would roast me and they would roast me and Andy just goes, so you're getting back at them. I'm gonna flip a card now because that was sassy and he's like so outing your cast members is insensitive and you know if they wanted to explore, that's their right. And that is Maxwell from Maxisoda, which is like, mini-soda, but bigger, okay? It's a large version of Minisoda. Minisoda wasn't enough, so we went to Maxisoda. So that. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Well, um, uh, uh, uh, I was I, I forgot what I was going to say. So just keep talking. I was going to make a point. Can you say any time you have sex or explore, that's fine. But if it's in a cast house, it is my right to exploit what they do. And at home, or if they're doing it at home or in the beach or in a car, they could. I like that. It can just specifying where it's so late.

And you know what? Of course, it's your right to exploit it or whatever, you know, if that's how you want to put it. Of course, it's your right to, but you're an asshole. And nobody likes you for it, you know? So keep waving your finger and telling us how it's your right. But you're an asshole and you ruined what could have been a fun season. Again, you ruined what could have been a fun season. Oh, game.

You know what? I would say, yes, she's an asshole. I think she's been great this reunion in an asshole role. And I don't think I'm not gonna put it on her that she ruined the season. I think that she was just, I think she was trying to make something happen when other people really weren't willing to go.

I mean, look, if we didn't have her, we'd be just stuck with Drew making accusations about profit lot, okay? So I mean, I'm not saying I liked the Bolo storyline, but you know, it was either Bolo storyline or Cynthia, you know, unpacking gifts from her wedding, right? So, but I will, here's where I will push back some more on what Kenya said. This is what I was going to say before, which is that when she says, if it were the other way around, everyone would have been harping on it. I don't think everyone would have been to be honest. I think, I don't know where she has this idea that everyone just harps on the things that she does.

I don't think people have actually ever done that. As far as I can remember off the top of my head, they've maybe commented on her marriage, which she talks about a lot and annoyingly, and so people talk about it. And it's also like in a weird state at all times. But I don't think people are up in Kenya's business like that. Am I wrong? I don't think any more than they are each others. I mean, that's kind of the nature of the show. And then Kenya comes really hard for people and then whenever they strike back at her,

she's, you know, typical bully. You know, it's like, no, you hit me. And so that's, you know, every time she's accusing them, it's like, well, yeah, because you made enemies of everybody. So, of course we're gonna have a little more shot and fraud when it's when it's you so then Okay, you know what you live chat and fad and see Yeah, so Anyway So then Marlow starts weighing in she's like you know what I gotta say something

I know I at the end of the day at the end of the day, I gotta keep it T100, okay? Because Candy told me the next day that she heard what happened. And then Candy's like, can I say something? And I'm like, I don't care. And then we go to commercial and Marlow gives the biggest stinkie we've seen from her of all time. Just this amazing shot of her, just like as side of a side eye, it was fantastic.

Oh my god Marlow should just be a lawyer because all she is doing is trying. She is trying and trying and trying so hard and nobody is biting right. She's just like well it was candy. No one cares. We all know of Porsche. Fuck that dude. We all think Porsche and Tanya. Fuck the stripper. I don't think that there's anybody in America who's like well Maybe they didn't of course they fuck the stripper. We don't care the whole point is you guys slutshaming somebody for doing it Who cares especially you Marlow? Okay, especially you lady who will never bring her sugar daddy on the show or bring her sugar daddy on the show, or mention who he is or whatever. It's like everyone has to be so honest

about their sex life. Exactly. So she's like, you know, and they're lying, and I'm watching her and I'm like, poor show, you're a liar, and you're gonna diss me. And poor show's just calm. She just goes, you're a freaking loony. I'm not even, I can't even deal with you anymore.

Yeah. And then Marlow brings up that the only reason they're even sitting here in this dungeon set is because of what Porsche did to Candy, so how can Candy be riding for Porsche? You know, I actually thought this was a fair point. I actually thought this was not like how can Candy be be riding for Porsche.

But you know, I think we this, an episode or two ago, like let's not forget that the whole reason what we have all this dungeon stuff is because of Porsche, right? And I think it's an important point for what they explore later on, which is that Porsche has actually, we love Porsche. We love Porsche and everyone loves Porsche right now. But Porsche has not always been a, you know, a paragon of great behavior, you know?

And what can't, what can you ultimately try to pivot her argument towards, is that is that Portia lies, and basically no one else sees it, but Portia lies, and like, let's not forget that, it's because of Portia's lies that we even have the dungeon in the first place. So I thought like, whether I agree with it, I'm not sure actually.

I'm not, I'm not just like blindly against Kenny in this shocker. I know I always take that position, which is probably annoying for everyone, but I, I thought this was not a terrible thing to bring up. Well, I do. If it was so old and we're all getting over it, like what it's, you know, Kenya saying they're always going to rip her apart for any mistake and blah, blah, blah. So she's going to bring up shit from four years ago. That's a true point. That's true. That's true. It's like, it's just tiring at this point. And then she

says at one point, like, I have never lied to anybody. Kenya, you fired people off of YouTube to be your boyfriend on the show. I mean, who are you kidding? Yeah, what about Walter, the to truck driver? I do it was in your YouTube movie. I wish we had invited Ray on for this episode because she loves Kenya. She loves Kenya and she does not like Porsche and I would have loved her for her arguments because she makes great arguments.

Literally every time we podcast with her, I'm always just like on her side by the end of the episode, because she's so good at it, you know? I would have loved to have heard her thoughts on this. Um, well, you're not hearing the love of a emotions. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, too bad she's on, over at Villa Rosa with Panje. Too bad she's writing television on HBO.

Right, now, now, now. Too, she's writing television on HBO. Right, now. True Bad, she's too successful. That means I'm like, she's too successful. I wasn't bad. Anyway, Pandy, am I right? So, Marlo basically is, yeah, so she's like, why are we in this dungeon theme, you know? Because Portia lies, Portia lies.

So then Portia, of course, takes it and goes, oh, so I'm the reason for this set. Okay, cool. Everything is because of partial. So she stands up and does like a victory lap of sorts to be like, thank you, you know, like this is all, except for me, it's all for me. You can bow down to me, which was hilarious

and the perfect response. And Marlo, you know, Marlo, Marlo always gets me every season. Like Marlo is so fun, she's so funny and these girls, it's like they just decide not to like Marlo. And then every season she reminds you why everyone hates her. Because the second she, it's like she's porceless friend all this time and then suddenly she doesn't get her way. So she makes up a fight to have with her for no reason and then spends her reunion going,

fix your nose, get some lipos, you're fat. Horse teeth. Yeah, and she starts calling her horse teeth and then name and writing a horse. Wow. She's classy. She's classy. As my dad would say, she has a lot of class.

All of it low. He loves that burn. He loves that so much. He loves saying that. So then we do the thing where Kenya and Portia just start yelling over each other. And Kenya is saying, we're here because Portia repeated lines about Kennedy. That's me clear. It's that part.

It's that part. She keeps saying that. So then Andy keeps saying, yeah, that part. It's that part, it's that part. She keeps saying that, so then Addy keeps saying. Yeah, that part, it's that part. Yeah. And Porsche is like, well, if we're here because you lied about your marriage, every man you've ever brought on is a lie. Your entire life is a lie.

And so they're just screaming over each other and it made you fucked below. You and me who you're fucking. All right, all right, all right, you guys stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Benita from Buffalo wants to know why Kenye is slag shaming Borshan. She's like Borshan immediately said she's lying and the eye can't let it go. I am a dog with a bone Andy because people accuse me of lying and I've never lied on anyone Dog with a bone. Yeah, see this is where I mean this is where candy that really falls apart because the Even if even if she's just like really concerned with outing Porsche as a liar and she's responding to

You know, she's responding to accusations of being a liar by saying that Porsche is actually the liar It's like this is not the way this is not the lie to prove it on even if it even if and we all know she's lying. Like you said before, we all know, you know, she's allowed to sleep with Bolo and she's allowed to not want to air it on TV like to do. She doesn't have to confess who she's sleeping with on TV. Yeah, I'm Porsche is like, I don't lie. And Kenny says, you called me a prostitute twice. and Porsche is like, I don't lie. Kenny says, you called me a prostitute twice.

And she's like, but I read it in the blogs. Do you remember that whole thing? Oh, God, I loved that. I thought that was so funny. And I was reading all the blogs, trying to figure out if it was true. And I could never find out if it was true. Where Kenya and Porsche were both accusing each other

of sleeping with really rich African men for money and that's where they were getting all their money. Yeah, to remember. Oh, I loved that. Oh, good old days. Somebody good, so many good things. So then, yeah, so now, yeah, Porsche is saying. You know, it's a shame and you look ridiculous.

You look ridiculous, you look ridiculous. I'm like, we really should not be bringing a ridiculous into this. Let's just take a bow. You look ridiculous. I'm like we really should not be bringing ridiculous into this Oh Can you scream your deferting and Porsche they're just screaming over each other you know like why are you so bothered about my sexuality? I'm a beautiful woman and you're trying to see me. You're a liar You're a liar and and you're trying to save me. You're a liar, you're a liar.

And Portia's like, I only wish you were this obsessed with your husband. Maybe it would still be together. And then he's like, OK, OK, bullish. I'm sorry about this. Bulemia, Act Genia, hypothetically. And you stripper named hypothetically comes out slapping everyone in the face of this day.

We're in like a half Lou Vuitton trench coat made in time to town. And hypothetically, let's say if she did do it with Bolo that night and let's say she didn't want her mom to know and she said, I didn't do it, I want to keep it to myself. And hypothetically, let's say that afterwards, Bolo came over to my place, do we think that Bolo would treat me the same way he treated

Rizadora? Kenya is like, yeah, but here's what I mean. You know, Portia called me a liar, Arndi. And I would love for Portia to say, I'm sorry for accusing Kenya of lying, Andy. The real thing. So Kenya is a victim here. Kenya. She is, yeah. I mean, I have to admit, I have to admire the way she does it. I mean, it's just so, it's just, like, it's ridiculous how she's able to do it, but

she does it. That's amazing. So. Yeah. So, Kenya has been trying to answer the same question now for I think 20 minutes and finally you she has a little in Kenya and Porsche yelling over each other so she jumps in and she says look okay What was going on this season and what happened four seasons ago is why it's a sensitive a top is why it's a sensitive topic You know because let's say that back then that there were no cameras to see what happened, you know and let's say that back then, that there were no cameras to see what happened, you know?

And let's say that, let's say two years there weren't any cameras and two cast members, tongue kissed, okay? And then there weren't cameras to catch it. And two years later, one of them went back and told everybody that you're an undercover lesbian and you're like, uh, hello, you were on my lap making out with me, you know?

And then she told somebody that you tried to drug her and convert her and all this stuff. When you know what happened, you know? And if there were cameras there, they would have known. I mean, it's like this whole model on the one. Yeah, hypothetically, the stripper really was working over time on this one. Hypothetically, if this happens.

So what I'm saying, is it makes it a sensitive subject, which is funny because what does it mean to be a sensitive subject? I think what it means is I know, like now you know how it feels Porsche. I think that's what she wants to say. Now you know how it feels Porsche. Now you know how it is to be accused on TV of some bullshit,

and which is what you did to me, and I'm not gonna say it like this because I'm trying to work on our friendship, but now you know how it feels. Right. And so Porsche is like, oh, so yeah, I guess we're over what happened years ago. I guess so, huh?

And Andy says, well, did you bury the board, the hatchet with Porsche? She's like, who killed hatchet? I was like, oh, not the stripper, not the stripper. You know, the thing in your back. So, Candy's like, well, to be clear, I'm always gonna oh, not the stripper, not the stripper. You know, the thing in your back. So Candy's like, well, look, to be clear, I'm always gonna feel a certain way about what happened, but we are in a better place.

And Porsche, I thought had a good answer. She's like, look, if you guys wanna bash me about Bolo, okay, but to bring four years ago into today to condemn me, I've already apologized, I've made amends, and this isn't cool, you know, and you guys don't have a strong enough issue with what Kenya is giving you, and so now you're gonna try and make it this.

Mm-hmm. So, and Marla's response was, you're a silly dummy. Get life, I'm stupid. You're not owning it, though. You're not owning it. Says Kenya. So now Denise from Amityville, New York,

says, how did Portia feel about watching Candy Gossip with Don Juan? And is anyone else's walls bleeding because I'm from Amityville? So just a little reference to a horror movie I've actually never seen. So Portia, she doesn't know what's Mindspace candies in, but you know, she's trying to build a better friendship. And she sort of has a very chilly response to it all. She's basically like, listen, if she felt like she had to say that, I can't control her. And, you know, and I took it with like fine,

that's what she's doing it is what it is and that's fine. Yeah, she's basically like, look, candy has a right to still be bad. Like, she doesn't owe me anything. So if candy's pissed off at me, then candy has a right to still be bad. Like she doesn't owe me anything. So if Candy's pissed off at me, then Candy has a right to be pissed off at me. And I'm not gonna say anything about that. That's her right.

And Candy's like, yeah, I mean, we were doing good, but then, you know, that episode aired and you left our group text. And more she's like, uh-huh, not because of that. It's because of what Marlow said. And Candy just wraps her face. Yeah, be scrubs as their face like bowl soup. I think in retrospect as we talk about it now, I kind of interpret Porsche's chili response

to that as sort of like, yeah, I mean, she knows I did it, but she didn't try to start shit about it, right? She just was being chill about it, So I'm chill with her right because We like like you said we all know Portia banged Bolo. That was her right. It was her blessing and Everyone knows it, but Kenya was really trying to slut shame her and really make it a thing and Candy was just like yeah, it happened and I think that Portia was fine with Candy's way of handling it Which is why she wasn't mad that Candy quote unquote, gossip like that.

Yeah. So then we go on to the leak. The leak. Holy. Holy crap. And Porsche is like, obviously, it's Kenya. It happened the same night that Kenya was trying to drop her bombs on everybody. And for some reason, Marlos trying to bomb with Kenya over that,

which shows me that she's a fake bitch. And Marlo goes, unbelievable, so Marlo did Kenya send you on a mission and I was like, can you can't send me on anything? I'm a leader, not a follower. Now, where should I sit on these couchs, Andy? Where would you like me? Okay, great, great.

Now, if you want to show Marlowe, you're her friend, you have her over to your house. This is a very big deal with Marlowe. Is she's like, listen, are we besties? No, I mean, I haven't even been to her house since we taped. And listen, I'm gonna query is, I take baby steps to houses, Andy. And she means like, those are some big ass baby steps you take. So then

Andy's like Kenya do you trust Marlow? And she's like yes, because she will tell you to your face when she has a problem. Okay, now Marlow, do you trust Kenya? And she's like no, and we just have this talk. And I said, you know what, I don't feel comfortable coming to your house. And that's it, Andy. You know, you'll know that I'm comfortable with there when I'm in her house. Can you say that Marlow is a straight shooter? Is the equivalent to me of Calvertured saying that Brandy Glenville never lies.

Never lies. To compete in two different ways. Yes, when you're the one holding the gun. Yes, when you're the one holding the gun, it's an okay weapon to use. You know, but if anybody else has it, it's like, Alam! Maybe gun control isn't the best,

but I'm just trying for it. They're using these people as weapons. Yes. Weaponize, but that's what we tune in for, right? So, then Portia makes a good point, which is saying how Marlow really made it about herself, and she's like, look, Cynthia's friends with Kenya, Candid's friends with Kenya, I'm friends with them, it's not a problem, but you made it about herself. And she's like, look, Cynthia's friends with Kenya, Candid's friends with Kenya, I'm friends with them.

It's not a problem, but you made it about yourself, you know, and you did this all to get attention. But then Marlo, you know, Marlo's counter is, yeah, but you always, like, you've always looked up to me and you've always been my fan. And I've been here sitting here before you and you know, take notes and go get LIPO. You got Big Teeth, Big Horse Teeth.

So that was a pretty good argument. Yeah. Marlow for the Supreme Court. Hey, you know, we're having some trouble with these abortion laws, Marlow, what say you? Get some LIPO! The true nose! I want her and Carrie Britain hit Britain hit.

Whatever, I don't even really know what Carrie's laughing at. Fritting ham, fritting ham, yeah. I want them to both be on the scream chorus BIOUS! Get some lipo! BIOUS! Get some lipo! I just like people to have fun like I have like to have fun you know so I pushed a woman who wanted in the borsan into a poor with the big deal!

Did she have sex with Bolo in that pool? I believe so. Case closed. So let's see. So Marlo is somehow saying when I walk downstairs at that party in South Carolina for dinner or whatever, did you see Portia's face because I made up with Kenya and Portia's like, oh God, you just, oh yeah, you already did all this part. You're about to talk about that part, but I mean, I understand why Marlow felt a certain sort of way, but she also was kind of projecting her own shit onto that.

And like, like it probably would have been fine if Marlow just didn't give it a second thought. And Marlow just said, okay, she might feel a little salty about this, but I'm gonna move forward. But she really kind of leaned into it like, but why, but why, but why? And she sort of forced that issue instead of just like, proving, but I'm going to move forward. But she really kind of leaned into it like, but why, but why, but why? And she's sort of forced that issue instead of just like proving, but

through her actions that everything would be fine by constantly being like, is everything fine? I don't know what's going on. What's happening between the two of us? It actually by doing that, it did you use her dynamic. Yes. And can you still really trying to sell this whole court thing? She's like, number one, we all saw the look on Porsche's face. Number two! At the dance class, she was warning her friends about everything. And Porsche's like the same way, you know, you weren't people not to be cool with me. And he's like, oh my god, you're all warning each other. I'm exhausted. Yeah. He's like, what hour of this is the reunion. I just need to go to bed now, okay

He's like just who will lead to a lead in Latoya says it's most definitely Kenya Why would I give anything to page six? They've said the craziest stuff about me and he's like well But you did say if it was B. Scott it would it would have been you know it might have been me Kenya you did it We Kenya, you did it. We all know you did it. So Cynthia, Andy's like, Cynthia, you're still here. Yeah. I'm talking about your leg house. And she's like, well, I can tell you this. It was not me who did it, but Kenya was the most invested. So it's probably her. And Marla was like, you know, I'm not leaking. In many different ways.

Um, so, hey, has anyone heard from Tanya? Uh, and Portia is still friends with her, but Tanya just didn't want to be in the group anymore. And that's the end of the story. Says Portia. So Andy is says, well, it seemed like she went back to her husband. Live, her Live partner. Yes, Kenya, you're so much better because you actually got someone to say they was your

husband before they left. I never spoke to you again from a different state. Wow, Kenya, round of applause for Kenya. You're really a part of everybody else. You jackass. So Andy's like, well, maybe it wasn't as easy to explain to her person as it was the authors. And came just like, well, if I had to watch that back on TV, I would be very, very upset with my husband as well. Life partner. Yeah, she basically says, you know,

she probably was a tech. So, um, which is what we all knew. I kind of wanted more. I wanted to hear more about Tanya and what was going on. But, um, I mean, it sounds like she obviously quit. So, Andy says, candy, it seemed like you told Marlow everything that happened and the dungeon is that true. And so, Candy says, well, I didn't know that Marlow and Kenya, or that Marlow and Kenya had, like, I didn't know that Marlow and Kenya, or that Marlow and Kenya had like basically come together with that Marlow and Porsche had fallen out.

So I didn't realize I had to keep Seaguts from Marlow. So she's kind of like this. And that's why, and that's why Porsche was upset. When she sees Kenya walking down the stairs all buddy, buddy with Marlow, she knows that everything she's told Marlow now is now Kenya's property. Yeah, no, it makes sense.

And that was acting like, oh, you can't be friends with everyone. No, you have alliances, you know? And especially when it's Marlow, you know that Marlow is going to totally turn to be on Kenya's side. I mean, that just explains it perfectly, you know? So Kenya's like, well, but I'm saying, if I were Tanya and I had a life partner who wasn't even married Like I am married. And she's like, you know what? Don't speak on her because she's not here to speak for herself

And I see that Porsche tried to get her in the room and try to get her to do stuff I would be very offended too Andy if I had a life partner Here's what I would say I would not want to buy this sort of chair. I would tell my life partner who's not my husband to get a different kind of chair. That's what I'm trying to say, Andy. Well, it seems like you did tell Marlow everything. And Candy's like, yeah, but you can't play me.

I didn't know that they were back together. And Andy's like, well, and rumors suggested that Drew already knew Bolo. And Drew's like, oh, yes. Oh, yes. Okay. Well, here's what happened, Andy. Bolo saw me. And he said, oh, my God, I've met you with LeBron because I'm friends with LeBron. And he said, we met at. And I said, oh, yeah, I'm friends with all sorts of Hollywood people, I am the so. I have a different 900 billion,

I'm the 100 billion, 900 billion. I run in so many different circles. Like not, you know, you know, it, not, you know, around LeBron, you know, other places like that. But you know, I've known LeBron James before he was in the NBA.

I knew I met his sperm. I met, he was a sperm and I was an egg in different uteruses and we met through sperm zoom and we met and it was great. And we've known each other a very long time. And to make this even more awkward, someone posted awkward someone posted Someone posted online. It'll have it in front of me, but they went to LeBron's Instagram and he doesn't follow Drew just me I posted that I post that on our account

Oh, I thought I thought it was a read like a read no that was that was me coming up with my own internet shade I was like oh my god what I'm doing, but I have to do it Which was like, oh my god, what I'm doing. But I have to do it. Which was like, true story following King James. And then it was like, but Ron James following and I typed in Drew Sadorah. It was like, I'm sorry. There's no one here. I was like, oh, that's awkward. That's yeah, I saw that and it was so funny.

I was like, wow, I better find whoever that is to replace Ben if he ever leaves me. And it was then the whole time I took off my phantom of the opera mask. It was me, Ronnie, and then a chandelier fell on Drew Siddora. Oh, well, my swork on that one. Also, what the fuck is LeBron James doing with Bolo? Does anybody have any questions besides me? Like, how have I not seen this question to all of your social media? I cannot be the only one raising my hands since last night.

I just wish I were more up to date on Drew's career because I really wanna shade her, but I feel like I'm gonna be like, she does not know someone. So I think everyone's like, actually Drew is, you know, she did this and this and this and this and I feel like then I'll be like, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that about Drew.

So I have like shade on reserve, but her being like, yeah, Le and this and I feel like then I'll be like I'm sorry I didn't realize that about true. So I have like shade on reserve but her being like yeah the broad and I have friends when we were out we met below. It's like what's what. So then Andy's like I don't even think Miss Clio could have seen the profit stuff coming. And then we get clips of the profit drama and at one point they show the profit standing in like a blue suit looking all handsome Like an Instagram model shot and the toy goes I took that photo I'm not helping Latoya. I have to say at this point There's still 30 minutes left in the reunion and I was like really where are we gonna have like 30 minutes of profit lot But actually this is my favorite part of all three reunions

This is so funny and this is my favorite part of all three ingredients. This is so funny. And this is why Kenya still has a job because she was so fucking funny in this part. She's so good. And this is also, by the way, why I actually think that Drew sort of deserves to come back now because she had that that self righteous anointness that I really like in some of my sort of, in my housewives that I don't, I thought I'm not a fan of, but I like their presence. She has that ridiculous, she actually

sort of has like a, I don't know, she just has that delusion that I really look forward to on a real housewives show, you know, and I really, that's what I like. Oh yeah, like no one likes Gargamel, but like what are the smurfs without it, you know? Yeah, it's not just like as real is like you can't just like have as real Yeah, so Kenya is watching these clips and she's like talk about telling personal business I thought that was wrong and Drew's like well, we're on a reality show and that's how it works Isn't that what you say? I'm like, okay. Yeah, so you're both hypocrites So now you've got like the two self-righteous ones

I'm like, okay, yeah, so you're both hypocrites. So now you've got like the two self-righteous ones wagging their fingers at each other for the rest of the sex. True, I have a critical in this situation if you ask me way more. I mean, she just wants this situation. Yeah, because it's her situation. She recorded someone. So Andy asked the question that we're all trying to understand, which is if Latoya, if anything happened between her and the

prophet has it affect you so true true goes this is a very sensitive subject for me and the brown James and because it involves my spirituality which I don't take lightly can we say a word of prayer before we talk about this I'm like no she really't actress, because this is such an actress in Liverpool. This is so ridiculous. And they all do it. They all do it. But would you, oh wait, I almost forgot about this. When she goes, can we just say a prayer

before we talk about this? Can it just go, no. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they do. And to me, it's like, I'm with it. I'm with it. Who doesn't love prayer?

So they all bow their heads, which is ridiculous. You guys are all praying, wearing like boosties in a dungeon. Okay. For like this bullshit, like this faux thing about our spirituality, and they're all doing it because Kenya said no, because Kenya said no, they're like, no, of course, this is a very meaningful moment. Yeah. Dear Lord, please open our hearts and our ears and make it make sense, Lord. Annoying my tongue so I can explain this Lord. Thank you. I'm sure Jesus is like, oh, oh, sorry guys.

I know there's like a global health crisis going on, but there's some on real house. If Atlanta, that needs me just to like make sure she sorts out an issue with profit lot effectively and particularly on this really one second guys. Oh my god So jury story she's like Andy For me this was a problem because it involved my family Andy. We were doing our baby blessing and I had a lot of profits Okay, I'm not just profit lot a lot of profits Andy Okay, I had profit Annie. I had profit El, Albertine. I had prophet, Fred coming.

And you know what? All the prophets canceled because they discerned as prophets. Do. That's the process. You know, because they're prophets. They discern that there was a lot of negative energy around my baby blessing, Andy. So I said, wait, what kind of witchery is this? Okay. Because the church I grew up in kind of witchery is this? Okay.

Because the church I grew up in would not be okay with this. Yeah. Also church fight. Maybe the negative energy is coming from your marriage. Not profit. I mean, listen, profit lot is clearly full of it. But maybe it's not profit lot. Also, it seemed to me like she was kind of doing a Cynthia wedding around this baby blessing. I think she wants to have a big to do because she was very excited that Dietrich Haddon's

mom, who Dietrich Haddon's like a, as a gospel artist, and his mom is going to come in. She's a, she's a profit and, you know, and literally profit-fread from Detroit. And I just seemed like she wants to have this big profit party. And then like people started to back out. And I think it seems she's saying, oh, it's my spiritual out. It might be, you can still have your baby blessing.

You don't need to have every profit from across the country come to bless this baby, right? Without a full cast of profits. It's like, yeah, it's not like Jesus, you know, where it's like, you know, everybody kind of traveling by camel or whatever to get to the manger. For whatever.

Yeah, it's just like, just bless your baby. Okay, like literally just find someone from the church and have a lovely ceremony in about your family. You're more upset like like the, all, it just, it's ridiculous. This is very, it's very, it's very, it's very, and I think you're right. Yeah, so and I think you're right.

Well, I mean, those things are really for the parents, right? Like what baby wants to be half-drawn, you know? And then to have people drink, you know, those weird little coffee creamer things. What are those? You always get in church. Coffee creamers, I guess. Anyway, the point is, I think you're right that it was really about the marriage that they were sensing because you know profit-fret called her and he was like negative energy is coming your way.

I see it. It's coming. Looks like it's starting in Tampa and it's slowly moving its way down the interstate. Right towards your home or yes, Jordan Tampa or maybe it was like, you know what, it's actually December right now and it's cold and you know, COVID cases are on the rise. Isn't really worth it to me to go from Detroit to Atlanta, probably not. So, Hey, Drew, there's some, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, negative energy. There's negative energy around your baby. Your baby is basically

zool from Ghostbusters. Good luck. Bye. Drew, I'm sorry, but someone just had a baby with a much bigger box office than you. Not in the end. Step up. Not in the end. Fred, Fred, are you there? Just got a call from LeBron. He's having a baby naming so... Just bad energy around yours, that bad energy is lack of fame. Okay, Brad. Oh my God. So she's like, Prophets were pulling out, Andy.

Okay, so when it's specifically interfered with our family, that's when it became an issue. And Latoya gets whatever, we had a spiritual relationship. And Andy says anything on tour and she's like, no, what he does is his business. Why is she so affected by it?

And then Andy goes, well, she's saying it's because it caused a ripple in the profit community. And all the other profits, it shows result. And she's just like, she's so fussing. Everyone is crying. I mean, can you say everyone's laughing and Andy goes, come on, am I right? That's what they're saying. Yeah, Kenya says it's insane. It's stupid. Um, and the toy goes, it's the holy drip. Did you say the holy

drip? So Andy goes, not the holy drip. Andy, all hip. Yeah, so Andy. Andy is like, candy, you seem really upset. Some negative energy over there, huh? Got it. So Candy goes, well, I just hate when people use religion as a way to explain a way of behavior. When it's just simply that he's a single man and maybe tried to do someone, you know? And also, then I don't know if Andy asks it or candy says it,

but like, what did the tape prove? And Drew says, well, he said he doesn't like her. And I couldn't use everything because of legal reasons, you know, but he did like her, but he couldn't act on it because he was married. So that proves everything. I confirmed this with LeBronz publicists. And he's going to be getting back to me to be on my side about this. So basically he's a good, he's a good prophet. So basically you just admitted that you're an asshole. He liked her but he couldn't act on it because she was married.

What more like are people not supposed to have feelings? He didn't act on it because she was married. So he did a good job. You're an asshole. So Candy goes, um, you couldn't use that tape because it wasn't queued up to where you needed it to be. That's why you didn't use it Because yeah, it was a cassette tape. Come on. Yeah, why don't you have a cassette tape? Why did you record this on a cassette tape? You know, I think the reason why the other prophets didn't come is Just because prophet lot is a phony like we all know we all looked at his Instagram

We all looked we did some basic googling we just saw him on the show he's a fraud and these other profits are just like we do not want to be associated with this fraud so that's why they backed out not because of whatever profit lot may or may not have done with the toilet oh look drew is such an asshole so and because well the profit denied it such an asshole. So Andy goes, well, the profit denied it. Do you think it was just because the new cameras were on him? Andrew goes, yes, I mean, listen, there's a thing called false profits, Andy. And if you Google him, you'll see a lot of what he did in the church. And he's, so now you're trying to bring down profit lot. I mean, that's really a dick move, you know, I'm sure it takes a lot of work to be a profit. I'm not really sure what kind of work, but the man worked hard to become profit lot. And now you're just going to rip him apart because you don't like

some girl on your show. Come on. Yeah. I'm like, you're the one who is, yeah, like it was, it was a strange pivot for her. Also, let's not overlook the fact that right before that Andy delivered about as clear of a warning sign as we've ever heard on one of these reunions where after candy said Like you know that the tape wasn't cute up to where it needed to be and then Andy let out one of his signature He goes I gotta say something Drew if you're gonna be a real house I you have to deliver those receipts switch is literally like, you've got one more strike left.

I was like, wow, Andy. Yeah. And Drew's like, well, there is such a thing as false profits there, I said it. And Andy's like, but Drew, you're condemning the investigation of Bolo, but then you're putting the profit on blast. And she's like, at the end of the day,

I could nothing for nothing. And I could see end of the day, I can't do nothing for nothing. So I can see end of the day, I don't care what she throws around, but you know, when it affects the ability to bless my baby, I will protect my family. And he's like, were you protecting your family when you brought that wing to the party? Blah!

That's a transition. By the way, it's, your family is not under attack if, if your baby can still be blessed. You can still bless the baby. There's no attack. This was you. This is you trying to shoehorn a storyline in and completely shitting all over religion to do it. You're disgusting. You're rude for doing it to Latoya,

and I don't even like Latoya. You're shitty for doing it to Latoya, and you're shitty for doing it to profit lot, and you weren't even entertaining with it. Okay, you suck, it's so that you're assistant. So this was the most, this is the best part of it, was that this segment was just so ridiculous that I was almost worth it to have all that stuff.

Also, this was Latoya's best moment. I've generally really disliked Latoya because she just seemed so thirsty to be on TV. But watching her, I felt like she was really fucking withdrew. Like, she was sort of saying things ambiguously and I felt like she was trying to wind drew up sort of with implication, not implications, but she seemed to be suggesting at certain times

that maybe she did have a relationship, you know? And I just felt like you could see the steam coming out of Drew's ears, and I thought that was hilarious because it's so ridiculous. I keep saying that. So then they move on to Drew's credit. I was thinking about that joke, ridiculous. So then Drew, they talk about Drew's bad guess, and she admits that it wasn't the best. And can you start singing foolish at her and she's singing back? And Andy's like, did you really think someone was going to want that wig? No one wants her ugly wigs, Andy. So Candy explains she's like, you know, the whole point about having a

thousand dollar gift was that so everyone should go home and feel good about the gift that they left with. And it's like, that's why it's not cool to leave with a gag gift because you don't want to be the one with a gag gift. So Drew goes, but look how God worked it out. Because who got the gift? Who got the gift? You know, it's like, this is not, don't say, look at how God worked it out. Okay. God is doing way more important things than sorting out the white elephant party.

Yeah, you're terrible gifts. God's like, well, well, I've got to, sorry about that flood. I've got to go take care of this. Gotta go smooth over this gift situation in Atlanta. It does move this over. There's an issue at the Lake Bailey on the hill. So we got to go check that out. One second flood. Oh, did I just let it slip that profit lot is probably fucking somebody? Oh, sorry. I'm just so busy so then Ambi is like well, you know Did you feel fucked by that gift? I mean come on have you seen each other at church you in Latoya and

Drew goes do you even go to church Latoya It's like enough with this highest bullshit. I hate this. I will only take Pius bullshit if it's if it's treated in a really funny way like someone who like basically if it's treated with Countess LeWand type editing where someone treats church like like Cabaret and then everyone rolls their eyes at her that's I'm totally down with that kind of at it, you know. So, so Latoya is not going to church and, but she's like, should be willing to, I guess, and Drew's like, well, I'll invite Latoya,

but she can, she'll have to come to my mom's service so nothing can go wrong. And Latoya's like, cool, I'll do that. You know, I want a relationship and, you know, let's move forward. Yeah, this is so housewives. We're suddenly, they're like, oh, you know, it's the end of my segment. So I want to work on a relationship with Drew and then he, wow.

Andrew's like, yeah, I'll work on a relationship. But he shut up. Nobody wants to see you have a relationship. Go. Go on. Good. Be gone. So then we get to the Kenya versus Poisha segment.

You've been at odds since the day you met. If there was a flicker of hope last year, it burned out. It's time to say, is it time to say bye, Ashi, once and for all? Mm-hmm. So we have a whole montage. They basically run out of stuff to talk about, but they still love 15 minutes to fill. So now we have to, we're just going to revisit Kenya and Porsche,

and I think that Andy is maybe hoping for like one of those magical reunion moments. I love 15 minutes to fill. So now we have to, we're just gonna revisit Kenyan portion. I think that Andy is maybe hoping for like one of those magical reunion moments where people come together, but it doesn't happen. So we see this montage of them through the years and where things are bad and there's like a moment where things are gonna be good and they're bad again. And so Andy is like, so where did it all go left again?

Was it the reunion that I made you guys do where you had to yell at each other last year? God, I would hate it that happened. And Ken you was like, well, it was last year when Mark had the bowling alley event. And seeing Candy were laughing at my relationship and how I behaved around my husband, that was a real blow to me. And of course, it's okay for candy, but not for sure. Yeah, I didn't understand this. Yeah, and for sure last year too, to be honest, the reunion, I think she did bring it up,

but she's really held on to this as if it was crime at the center, it really was not. Well, and then it was kind of surprising, because Portia basically admits that it was her. Like it's her fault because she didn't want to stay friends with Kenya. She's like, look, I watch your treat her friends a certain kind of way and I get sick of it. And I'm like, you know, what I'm above that?

And I don't want to be friends with her. And that's pretty much it, Andy. And she brings up the Marlow event where Kenya came in doing the Kenya more hair. Karen Marlow's like, oh, yeah, you were my friend. You were on the floor laughing in that part. She was just true too. I think that, but I think, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I think that what Portia says makes sense. She's realized like I just don't wanna be friends with this person, but Kenya is just sort of, she's so psychologically scarred by, I think, whatever happened with her mother. She, when she feels abandoned by someone, she just, she can't see straight plus she's also reality star. So I think she does feel an obligation to be crazy.

So when she felt like Porsche had pulled away from her after that, it was, you know, then she just is like a monster, you know, and I'm not saying like, oh, this is all Porsche's fault. But you can kind of see the psychological gears in motion and I actually have, like, I do actually have a grain of sympathy for her because I don't think she's able to, she's not able to stop that cycle, which is kind of sad. Well, as a person who's on constant spin cycle, I'm a constant cycle of issues. Okay. I can see what you're saying, but at the same time, if you don't want people to

reject you as an adult, you know, I'm not saying as a kid because she never did anything to deserve that, no kid deserves that. But as a 50-year-old woman, you know, if you're doing shitty toxic things constantly and people reject you, it's time to stop, you know, blaming everything from your childhood and take a little fucking responsibility, stopping toxic. I am not speaking. Because people have the right to climb out of a toxic pool and get on with their life. Uh, no, I agree. I'm not really, I'm not just arguing that point. I'm just saying I just feel bad.

I feel bad because she isn't able to do that as far as we can tell. And that's like, that sucks. That sucks. I'm not saying like, oh, we should be nice to her. Yeah, I feel bad for, I feel bad for child Kenya. I don't feel as bad for adult Kenya for some reason. Just because I've watched the show for too long. And you know what?

I can't. Done, okay? I'm done feeling bad. You don't have to feel bad. I'm not asking anyone else to feel bad. I'm just giving you my very human emotion, okay? And I'm sensing a lot of negative energy. Human emotion is no.

I feel like our numbers in the profit community have dropped Profit profit Fred just warned you we are no longer at the top of the charts on podcast This podcast has been rejected by the profit community This podcast has been rejected by the profit community. So then, Abby, you know, basically they yell at each other a lot. And Porsche just gives, does give for the cold reject where she's like, I just don't like her anymore. That's it.

And so, and he's like, Cynthia, you're still here. That's funny. Cynthia, is there a path forward for these two crazy kids? And Cynthia's like, where are we still awake, Andy? I'm exhausted. I have nothing to say. Thank you. Bailey, how the heel, thank you.

I have one question. And then, Borscht goes, no, we don't have no one question. We don't have a question. We don't have a question for you. And Shamiya says, but then Shamiya jumps and goes, actually, I have, I would like to say something. You know, this sort of feels like the time to clear the air at the end of the church. And I would like to say something in my mind.

I'm like, I'm glad you're here to say something because I'm not sure you've said anything. I don't even know why you're here. I mean, you look beautiful and wonderful. And I love you. But I don't know why you're here. So she goes, I have been called porches lap dog and upper ass and all that. And she's my best friend, but I'm still my own person. And part of the way I'm like, don't ever call her a lap dog.

That's not cool. Don't ever do that. When everybody wants a supportive round, don't ever. I'm like, why? This is one of the issues that we got that out there. Like, uh, and can you go, you have to be a supportive friend to have a supportive friend? Like, uh, yeah, that's why she, that's why she has, uh, Shamiya and they have each other. You idiots. Like, what are you up there applauding?

You both suck. You have no friends. So Marla's cheering like she just did something right. And Porsche, uh, Porsche goes, go back to jail. You don't know how to act. Yeah. And then Portia starts then Portia starts pulling some real classic real housewives things. I see this is what I love. I love ridiculous behavior like this over the top histrionic meldramaticals. You know what you should go back to jail because you don't know how to act and I feel very threatened and I need security when we leave here I'm like you just literally took a page out of the Kenya Moore playbook right there. Like, do we not forget that was so classic. I just threatened by Marla right now. Oh my god. And Marla's like, you need to go back to jail. You go back to jail. You're fucking balanced. And he's like, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. All right.

Thank you, Marla, Shami and Latoya go. So they leave and Marla goes, you're a friend I'm gonna attack you, Porcia. And now what did we learn from this season? Cynthia learned not to take anything for granted. Can't be learned to focus on her family. And Kenya's like, can you learn, you know, what's best for her daughter? And I have to embrace my fear and be 50 is a reset.

So she's going to live her best life. And for true, what did she learn? Healing, healing in my marriage, healing with my son's father, healing in the world, healing for LeBron's knee, my friend LeBron, that is his knee is basically my knee, healing in the church, healing for profit lot, healing for profit bread, all the profits. And, you know, just healing for whatever Netflix algorithm is putting step up so low that it can't cross the 20 billion dollar mark on there. friends in Hollywood that I'm friends with because we all I run a lot of different circles. Basically, I run a there's a track in Hollywood and I run it and I sometimes I see famous people on it. I run circles with how healing healing healing for my heal my heal hurts so healing for my heal. And Porsche says this here it's about becoming Porsche Andy and it's hard to explain

to some people while they're not on your continued journey, but you have to do what's best for you without the M&B. And Andy's like, well, can he since I'm such a gracious host, and I felt bad for you guys in South Carolina. I just wanted to make sure everyone leaves here with a crab cake! And Ralph, come on out! So Ralph comes out with crab cakes and Andy goes, we were thinking of bringing Ralph out in a Bolo costume,

and by thinking, you know, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, Crab cake and Ralph come on out. So Ralph comes out with crab cakes and Andy goes, we were thinking of bringing Ralph out in a bowl of costume and by thinking fantasizing it by fantasizing, I mean me last night in my bed alone. Yeah. You are super shady and me. And that's it. Yeah. Silver bullet knows how it goes. He knows how to host a reunion.

So that was the end of the season. That was definitely my favorite hour of this reunion. I mean, I think it always goes. I think it's just sort of like real-of-thumb. Hours one and three are the really good ones. Hour two is where they sort of take care of random stuff, like the random things that are not as important. But this was a really good ending and it actually has left me optimistic for next season.

I think just Atlanta just needs a little bit of a shorter season. This has been twice now where it went on, it stayed beyond its welcome, and I know you feel that way about all the seasons, but I feel like Atlanta, it really shows. But as we said before, we would like to see a cast overhaul and maybe bring back Carlos King as showrunner and if not him, someone else.

But there's too much potential here, too much potential for it to have these wonky seasons with spikes of entertainment and lulls of boredom. But good last hour of the reunion. I was very happy with it. Yeah, fun times. Well, everybody, thank you for being here with us. We will be back tomorrow with below deck. Sam and Yacht Top Chef will be on our bonus

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