Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Incense and Sensibility

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

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I'm Ben Mandelkerr here on a beautiful Monday. How are you doing, Ronnie? I'm here with Ronnie Karam. What's up, Ronnie? Hi. I'm doing great. It's like I rack hot over here. It was a 108 when I was out earlier and then I came. It was all sunny and I owned real hot and then I came home and now storming So if it sounds like a car wash, that's why I'm being beat by the rain. It's raining cats and dogs

Wow, it sounds almost like it does it storm Wow, well, I'm envious because I love a summer storm and unfortunately in LA The closest we get is maybe like a light misting from someone's car driving by when they're cleaning their windshield So yeah, no, you know, I don't have sprinklers because I'm too cheap to put in a sprinkler system. So all the greenery outside is basically dependent on prayer. So it works. It works. It works. It works.

I was going to say you can make a zero escape. That's pretty much what I do already is zero escape. I won't do anything. So everyone today, we are talking real housewives of Atlanta. And then before we get into it, tonight we have take a seat. This is a big take a seat episode. It's starting at seven o'clock on the west coast, 10 o'clock on the east Coast. There's a lot to discuss. Gen Shaw just minutes before we start recording this, pled guilty to everything she's doing. So we have to unpack that. There are firings on Orange County.

There's been an ongoing, stupid scandal, Lisa Rina. There's everyone mad at Kyle Richards and Erica. There's just so much. And so we have a lot to dive into tonight. So come join us on Spotify Live. It's a live show. We talk, you talk, y'all talk together.

Okay. So come join us. And it's gonna be a big one. So we're excited for that one. And I'm not top of that. Ronnie, we were just talking right before we started this show talking about how you were on with Matt and Jake of Riyadhigaze in Austin. You did their live show and I have to say I didn't take this beforehand. I wanted to save it. Your cousin Jenna sent me a video of you on stage and I have to say, Ronnie, you are like

a literal star like it is crazy. No, thanks. No No it's true. I'm seeing you on stage. I'm like, Ronnie, you are a star. Like you're not just like I get like, I'm like, you have star power, Ronnie. I don't know if you realize this. I'm just very loud, Ben. But thank you. Thank you. It was so fun seeing those guys. They're so funny. Go listen to the show. It's the episode. I don't know. My name better be on there. If my name's not on there, don't listen to it and unsubscribe. But I think it is.

But I think it just came out yesterday or something. But they were fun. And it was so fun going out in Austin. Oh my gosh, because I'm out in the country, you know? So it's so good to go see hot people, like no fence people out here. It's not that you're not hot, but you're all married and have little kids running around the home goods,

touching everything. And there it's like hot, but you're all married and have little kids running around the home goods, touching everything. And there it's like hot, young, just, I mean, I just felt like a total perv, everybody I passed, I was like, I'd like to make that little rar. You know how I do that when people are hot, I just go, rar, because I don't want to go ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know, like I haven't gotten to that point in my life yet. So now I just say, rar, but I was say, I was like a raw machine. The other day, I was like, why, why, why, why?

I was talking to the security guard about his shorts. I was like, so they let you wear shorts as a security guard and I have that for you. Are they uniform shorts? Good one. So what do you get to pick them out? How's that work? Why, why, why?

That's exciting. Well, Austin has a lot of hot people. I'm not gonna lie. Literally and figuratively, because it's a hundred and eight degrees. You have no other choice I guess when you're that hot, except to get hot. That just melts off them just standing there. And aren't you so excited by how Austin's being represented by a competitive belly dancer slash hypnotherapist on Big Brother this season. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. She's one of us. Of course

she is. Also glad to report that Big Brother is back to Twinks. There are the one gay of the season. We're back to the Twink. We had 23 years of twinks. We got big D last year, back to twinks. Back to twinks. Back to twinks, yep. Yeah, big brother. I'm just, I love watching Big Brother because it's just one of those shows

where I feel good about myself. Because like I'll practice it things and just never get better. I'm one of those people, you know, like I still can't play piano for shit, you know? I've been trying that for three years. So I just love it because Julie Chen really gets worse at her job. Like she's never gotten good at it, but like wow, she can't read it down sentence now. And they're like, don't even edit it.

Yeah. I'm like, this is a this episode is pre-recorded. And they still are like, okay, we're still just going to beat out the it was like, you guys know that you can edit this, right? You guys can do that line from the top, right? Oh, I love it. I feel a kinship there. God bless, Julie Chan. God bless, big brother, for giving us 30 minutes of people walking into the house, followed by an hour of watching pink splattered in their faces.

CBS, you're really killing it. As in, you're really killing this TV show. Why? Why are you making it? Why, you know, normally, we're gonna get to this recap, but I'm indulging in this rant because normally we rant about Big Brother on the bonus episode,

but now I'm like, I'm taking up some real estate on our main feed. So that way, someone at CBS could could listen and so hopefully someone over there please Stop this madness with big brother gosh, please stop at these ridiculous games that go on for 45 minutes of the episode Where that's not why we're tuning in oh? God bless big brother Another show that came back was married to medicine, which we are too full to cover this year,

but God, I love that show. I was so excited it was coming back. So of course I watched that live, which is rare for me, you know? I will not sit through a commercial, but I did for that one, because it's so good. Simone is best friends again with Dr. Jackieki and it just makes me feel so good.

They're like friends and together the whole time and laughing about everything. And Heavenly is still pissing everybody off. The main storyline is that Heavenly has pissed off Contessa by going on her YouTube and saying that she thinks that Scott is emotionally abusive, which I mean, you know, don't put it on the show and tell us all that your husband is emotionally abusing you and then get mad when somebody says her husband is emotionally abusing her. You know what I mean? Well, didn't our Scott and Contessa broken up or are they still together? No, Scott decided to go to therapy, so they're making it work, which I have to say, Contessa is definitely the weak part of the show.

All the other scenes, it's like fun. It's like checking Simone, and then it goes over to Quad, who actually this isn't a fun thing, but her brother passed away. And so she's taking in his son. So Quad has her mother there now, and she's a mom now. Wow. So that's hilarious and great. And like heartwarming and she's a mom now. Wow. So that's hilarious and great.

And like heartwarming and quads back full time. So that's great. And then you go to heavenly, who's hilarious and Alora is just gorgeous and heavenly has opened a beauty supply shop that Alora runs because she's like really bossy and heavenly likes that. And so that's really fun. And then it goes to Contessa and it's just like, brrrr, brrrr, it's like all the energy of the show.

Just like, I don't know. It's like humorless ask Contessa. Nothing fun, nothing funny. Her whole opening thing is like, mommy has to wear a bikini because she's gonna enter a fitness competition. It's like, Oh my god. Damn. Honestly, like Contessa has overstayed her welcome

by like three seasons. I liked her in the beginning, but she needs to go. I'm sorry, she needs to go. Cause I haven't, I'm gonna watch it tomorrow during the day, but is Anila back full time or is she a friend of? Yes, Anila is back full-time. Wow. She has not gone crazy for her.

Is this her second season? Second season, yeah. So she has not gone crazy and done the second season, plastic surgery and all that that most people do on these shows. Instead she has just bought a lot of bronzer. Like I don't even know how they're shooting her in the diary room sessions because it's just gold. Like, it hurt your eyes. It's like, she's a penny. She's like, she's like a very shiny golden, you know, like an angel or something. Um, but yeah, she's back and they finished their house finally. Um, and the cow poops at their

party. So that was her big thing. And then, saw on Twitter, like I saw that Toya was trending, and I clicked to see what Toya was trending about. And everyone on Twitter is basically saying how the show was rolling her, because she's in another house. What happened to the house that they just built in? I can't believe I forgot Toya. Okay, so Toya, our friend Lori Kalser, Toya Toya, income to storya, whichia. Okay, so Toia, our friend Lori calls her

Toia, Toia income destroyer, which I've always thought is really funny, because you know, she does to spend his money. It's like she cannot stop and he can't keep up. And so she's like, I don't need my dream house. Like, why do I need my dream house for? That dream house is too small. It doesn't have a tennis court.

So, you know, we just need more room for our family. That's what we need. So we got rid of that house and now we're building a bigger house down the street. No. Supposedly, but she's an oriental and they have an elevator. They have an elevator to go floor to floor, which she wants to pretend is so fancy, but it's making her crazy because every time she calls the kids, they just get the elevator and it's like, you know, it takes her ever. She's at her breaking point, like, Toia. Toia is poor on TV and you can tell she is just furious. They finally broke in Toia, you know, that she had to come back to this show without her house that she was just

bragging about for years. And it's terrible to laugh at it, but God, it's also very fun to laugh at. I mean, I can't believe that that dream house, they're already out of it. And yet, I can totally believe it. Like, I 100% believe it, but it makes me sort of sad now. It makes me really sad for her that like, damn, like I don't either either they're I don't know why they moved out by the because they want something bigger or something. I don't know or finances, but man, that inability just to stay put that makes me very sad for a god, I love Toyota, though, lover. Yeah, it's funny. And she's like, you know, she's at a breaking point.

So that's fun to watch. I mean, it looks like it's going to be a really good season. So that's good. Yeah, that's good. That's good. I'll have to check it. Was there still footage of Michael going off to college? Because I feel like that was all I see soon.

With my college. There's still the college. Is he still like, he's like at a rest stop now, almost there. There's still under a tent awning and a parking lot of a strip mall. Yes. Having Michael's party. Is that like, eat that hot dog, Michael? Heavenly still pissed off whenever somebody talks to daddy. That was a funny thing. They were at the duwally party. And, you know, only in your head, lady, does everybody want to fuck daddy of all people? I mean, of all people, even on this show, you know?

Like nobody wants daddy. But some lady is just like making polite conversation and then having leaves across the yard and she's like, here's that heart, talking to my man. You know, it's like immediately, it's ready to murder the woman. And Heavenly went on watch what happens live last night across the yard and she's like, here's that heart, talking to my man, you know, it's like immediately, it's ready to murder the woman. And Heavenly went on watch what happens live last night and Andy said, so what's the reason

that Toya lost her house? What's your honest opinion? She's like, she can't afford it. Like, I'm just looked at him like, duh. I'm like, what do you think? What reason do you think? Yeah, I mean, that's what we all assume, right? Well, yeah, and like there's no shame in not being able to afford it. It's just she goes so crazy,

you know, she's like, I want this. I want this. I want a two story closet. I do this pool out here. Well, over budget. Who cares? And yeah, it matters. Well, it's like, it's like when they hit their tax difficulties, and they made a whole thing about how they were like pulling back and, you know, they were going gonna live more frugally and then they got out of the hole and it feels like they didn't really learn Anything from that they just sort of went back to like the patterns that got them trouble the first place, you know I mean Well, it is learning will kill you learning will kill you on these shows never learn and become a better person never You'll get fired. Yeah. We see what happens.

I mean, look at Vanderpump rules, you know, when they start to quote, unquote, adult. Yeah. Now, I don't know that they learned anything, but they thought they're certainly more boring. Yeah. They thought they did. And that's all the best. Self discovery is for people not on television. Okay. The rest of you keep the crazy things. Yeah. Sometimes thinking you've learned something is more important than actually learning something when it comes to reality TV.

Yes. So here we are. Let's get into some real house wars of Atlanta. This episode is called Midnight in the Shatto of Good and Evil. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Okay.

I feel like that was a title that they just sort of had on a list that they're like We couldn't think of something better. So let's just plug that title in for this week It's a little Kevin Spacey for my taste. I have to say I was like do I really need to think of Kevin Spacey's monstrous acts During Atlanta can I get a break? Okay, can I get a break? I didn't that book or movie take place in Savannah or was it New Orleans? I don't remember. It's geographically,

incongruent with my ideas on that one, Hampton. So anyway, so we started off with little things people are doing around town. So Drew is driving Ralph and her kids to school And of course Ralph's like, where are you driving? What are you off from? When they can't drive People in my book my book had to be a stepfather and survive being a passenger to Drew Yeah, being a passenger of a woman

Yeah, he's gross even in the two seconds of airtime. He gets I know he really is Oh, and then Candy is feeding her kids. And then Tiara sho'rays daughter. We get to see Tiara's radio show. So, here's my question. It's Tiara, Mr. Hollywood and your majesty. Did Fadra, Bertha, all of you? Are you Fadre's children?

Because those are Fadre's children names. It's like Mr. President, the king of whatever kids. Like Mr. President? She has Mr. President. Well, she has, does Aiden have another name? The Prince maybe or, but like, there's Mr. President and Aiden. I think Aiden had another name too, but they're all doing this show with Sirei.

And then, would you, can you believe this? This was just crazy. Ding, they get a headline about Sirei while she's sitting there in the podcast. Wow. Wow. Timing, right? So the breaking news, Sirei would feel the boyfriend Tyrone, not on speaking terms following the scene that almost landed him back in prison. So T.R. was like, who wrote

this? And Shreya is like Tyrone did. Like definitely Tyrone. And Shreya bases like Tyrone knew he was gonna be on TV. He said he wanted to tell a story. So he can't act like he didn't know he was gonna be on TV. Yeah. and she says, yeah, he's broke. He must need money because those pictures are certainly leaked by him. And she says that it's the ultimate betrayal and she's all about loyalty. And she's like, I feel like Tyrone scammed me. Like he scammed all the other people.

Yeah, you know, that's, I mean, it's fun to go with the scammer. Yeah, like you're gonna be okay with him scamming everybody else and you're gonna have to be okay with him scamming you too. Sorry, I can't feel bad about this. I know, I mean, look, you know, normally when we talk about people getting into bad relationships, like, oh, they're warning signs, you know,

like he wasn't answering his calls quickly or he was, he had some strange things on a social media. Here it was like, he's in jail. He's in jail for scared people. For fraud. Yeah. You're going to be defrauded on some level by this person. Yeah, I mean, look, you know,

I know that there's other reasons that you date people in jail, like other psychological reasons or whatever. And so I don't wanna take away from that. And I know that it's kind of an addiction. I just hope that she's open because Gen Chas is gonna need some company. You're gonna need a storyline and so's Gen Chas.

So make something happen. At least do chains, you know? So, so then, yeah, so basically, yeah, Shred just wondering, was it ever real for him? No, of course it wasn't. He was in jail, he was bored, he had a hot, famous lady who was emailing him. Like, of course, he's just gonna be all in

on that fantasy Shreya, of course. And he needed that commissary money, you know? I mean, you sending $10 a week to somebody doesn't seem like much to you, but it buys them Marbro lights and, I don't know. God knows what I'm talking about. Shows her a joggers, you know? Yeah, God knows what else.

So let's see. So they're like, you're powerful. You're a strong woman. This is, you're going to be fine. So then we go over to Marlowe. Mm-hmm. And Marlowe. Marlowe is checking in on her nephews.

She's checking in on her nephews. She's taking it on her nephews. She's in their room. She's like, let's see Mr. Billy, because that's the, that they have a giant teddy bear name, Mr. Billy, who now has a gash in him. And who's Mac? That's not good, guys. That's not good.

Who, who cut Mr. Billy in his neck? Okay, we have some deeper things to talk about here. Yeah, be careful. Okay. So Mr. Billy does not deserve that unless Mr. Billy was was lurking on someone. So, so anyway, she says that the kids

have been acting up ever since that phone call, the kids have been acting up because like no shit Sherlock, like it was probably deeply traumatic for these kids to see their mom cursing and yelling at them and accusing them of various, you of various things that came from her state. And so they've been acting up, which is crazy though, also because when we see the kids,

they just like are like two very sweet kids just hanging out. So it's, I believe Marlow, but it's crazy because I'm like, they just seem so sweet and lovely. They've got a giant teddy bear, I'll be it gashed in the neck. Took a chunk. But maybe that teddy bear got what was coming towards them. No, kids have multiple fucking personalities.

That's the trick about them. They all seem sweet. You know, they all of us did. I was a kid. I could turn on the charm when I needed to and then I could be satanic when I needed to, you know? I mean, it's like the Swiss Army knife of emotions that you can go through as a kid.

So who knows? But they do have a messy room and their bear does have a gashon at snack. So, you know, I guess that weren't so discussion. Meshers, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So she's like, you know, I'm worried about you. Do you guys need therapy? No, what kid is going to say? Yeah, what do you need therapy? Yeah, you don't ask kids if they need things. You just make them do it. Yeah, I agree. I think that's the way. As someone without

a kid. Yeah, by the way, this is what I'm not having kids because I don't even want to have to bother with this conversation. Okay, because guess what? When my part of the plant is not feeling well, I don't have to ask if it wants therapy. It's either like, you better figure it out or you're going in the trash. Unfortunately, it doesn't really have much of the pain either way, it's really lies on me, but I like to put it on the plant.

And she tells him, listen, you know, you got three referrals in 30 days from school and you talked back to the teacher and said she didn't get paid enough. And at first I was on the kid's side because anyone who knows the teacher knows that teachers do not get paid enough. No, it's like good for him. You know, good for him finally standing up and being like, you know what?

You don't get paid enough. Like every teacher's dream is to have this kid, you know? Yeah. Like a normal ray moment from your students. Unfortunately, he was like, listen, you don't get paid enough to argue with me. You like do your job. So, you know, that changed it a little bit. I think if he had just ended the sentence kind of in the middle, yeah, he would have

been a hero. Just say, you don't. And then he'd like to just leave it, fill in the blank. Because as Erica Jane one said, when you you leave a blank we just think the worst so in many ways that would be just the most devastating insult, right? Yeah, and I mean if you're gonna raise your kids the advice you need is from Erica Jane You know you need to sit those kids down with mr. Billy and say this My pussy's like a python tick tickin' like a time bomb. You don't get paid enough.

You damn right I don't. Get the fuck outta here. She just comes in and starts yelling. She's like, my love's like, well kids, you've been acting up, so I got a life counselor for you. Her name is Erica Jane. She's sort of sings,

and she kind of paths her push a little bit, but she has some life advice. Okay, I'll tell you what my life advices. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Oh. So she's saying, you know, she just wants to know that they're loved, wants them to know that they're loved and sometimes life is going hand you Leminines and or lemons and

Really the best thing you can really do is learn how to cheat those things out of your coach until you hit head turner in the head And he's dizzy enough to buy you a god down. Yeah Exactly so then meanwhile over elsewhere Kenya is making a shakuto replay and Sanya comes over. And they're just making a small talk about how Sanya has like a million family members in her house. That's a sneak away to have sex. It's hard.

It's crazy. So, yeah. So, basically, Candy calls. She facetimes and Candy gives an update about the kid who jumped her gate and everything. And basically they could get a trespassing warning. So that's like the little button on last weeks or last episodes drama.

And then they finally get into like the real shit, the gossip. Yeah, they're like, well, they were gonna arrest him, but turns out he wrote surfboard. So he's fine. You know, he's a national treasure. So she goes off, you know, she hangs up and then they start talking about the drop it with a Jew event and Kenya, of course, is like, well, why did it go so crazy?

I just don't understand. Yeah, she's like, she came and like I was lying about being sick and I'm like, if Why did it go so crazy? I just don't understand. Yeah, she's like, she came and like I was lying about being sick. And I'm like, if you're trying to be my friend and we have all this stuff behind us, why are you turning on me? So she's done. She's done.

Yeah, this is for now, you know, it's this show. So, so then we go to Sere's house. Aaron Fitching comes. Wait, before Sharay's house, there was a commercial. Did you see the commercial that aired at this break right now? I don't know if I'm sure it was airing all weekend, maybe all week, but the first time I saw it, which was the Kyle and Doree crossover with Thor. Did you see that? Oh my God. With Kyle like putting her hands all over Thor and like telling him he didn't have a miscarriage.

You're not a God. I'm sorry. You're not. You're not. Stop lying. I've never heard about you being a God. Thor, I want you to be. I want you to be. It sounds like bullshit right now. Thor, be up in an honest. Be open and honest No, I mean, I I don't think that that happened because As far as I could tell they weren't actually in the same room like they it was basically Thor meditating and then Doreet and Kyle walk up on him and do it's like gee is this our new meditation instructor?

I can't wait to learn how to meditate and Kyle like, oh my God, it is. Is that Thor? Oh my God, Thor, you're the God of thunder. And then they do like this whole bit about like, Thor is their meditation teacher and he never actually talks to them. So it's like, of course, Matt, you think Thor is going to show up to do a real house of Beverly Hills. I am hell, no. It was probably like footage clearly from the movie or they just shot him and they're like

we old paste people in from various franchises around the world for this promo. Yeah. Oh, poor thing. The work. God. You sunk so low. Thor must be pissed right now to have those two. Well, you know,

So tell me about everything. Tell me. What kind of diabetes do you have what number yet? He pays a twenty three Well Doreet does say wouldn't PK look amazing with the man bun. She does say that in the commercial He looks like a bun. He looks like a white roll who hasn't been cooked yet was deemed bun He literally looks like a bow. You are married to a steamed bun. He looks like a bow. You are married to a steamed bun. Okay.

Yeah, but you know that Kyle, like all next seasons, could be like, well, you know, when I was working with Chris Hemsworth, because we did do a, we did share a cake together. I know. You know she immediately texted Jamie Lee Curtis, like, so sorry I'm texting you back late from the last text that you didn't text back to,

but I was on the set with Thor. So, wow, it just feels so great to be part of the extended Marvel universe. Like I just feel like, I just feel like being part of the Marvel Cinematic extended universe really just sort of like means, I don't know, I guess I could be in more movies now, Jamie, what do you think? And you know, Thor is probably getting a lot of tweets. universe really just sort of like means, I don't know. I guess I could be in more movies now, Jamie.

What do you think? And you know Thor is probably getting a lot of tweets like, do you know what that bitch did this week on Beverly Hills? How could you support this? It's like, what is this? Why am I having to deal with this? Thor, could you please release a statement about your association with Kyle Richards

to approve of your Eric a Jan yelling at a 14 year old boy. Well, I do have to add Jamie Lee Curtis, or I am sorry for any offense that I've caused. I would never talk to a told that way. Kyle's gonna walk into the next scene on Beverly Hills with an enormous hammer. Be like, oh, this? Oh, I don't know. I just got the idea to get it. No. So compatible. No one can pick it up except me.

I got an Airman's hammer. Yeah. Oh, so good. Okay, right now. Meanwhile, Kim Richards is sidelining up to just like Thorough birch Speaking of Erica Jane you know how they said she was boning What's his bones from that? Tell me your name say it by your name hello Yeah, what's the space? Archie Hammer, the army hammer. Yeah, army hammer. The new crib. This ginkgo's cannibalism. Yes.

Um, army is apparently selling time shares now. Um, in, um, damn it. What was wrong with me? And some, I, the Cayman Islands, I think. Yeah. They found him selling time shares in the Cayman Islands. And I was like, you know, what? God. A, that's sad. B, I respect his work ethic and see he should call Erica Jane. You know, I'm not in no, it doesn't have to all end. Do you need a job because she needs to work? That way that is blowing my mind.

I'm seeing this on TMZ is blowing my mind mainly because like, I mean, he had his scandal like a year ago, like you're already at times. He just is he just like, I'm gonna skip the part where I hit rock bottom, I'm gonna just go right into the rebound part like that. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use this youth while I can and sell some fucking time chairs because, and I think he probably also leaked it himself

because you know, now that that's public, there's a lot of crazy ladies on their way over there who are eating extra snacks on the plane to fatten up those ribs. You know there are, that are gonna just show up there and be like, I'm just here to look for a time share. Ow, my rabbi, I wish I could get this removed. Ow. I am, I am, this is blowing my mind

in a whole different way. Well, I'm fascinated by this, but I'm gonna do a deep dive on this after the show because, yeah, in the middle of the lot. But also, yeah, this is a very Monday recap anyway. I'm like, Hey, have you ever had a fingernail that was growling, but it grew inside your skin? Let's talk about that. Okay, so let's go to Shereys. Yeah, Fatume. I I love Fatoum, by the way. I love her. I want more Fatoum on this show.

So she's at Shereys' house. Fatoum has a face of a lady who is not going to give a fuck. Okay. And she will ruin your life. She will burn your house down and she will stand outside and watch it burn. She won't even run from the cops. I can just see her down there like, ah, ah, ah. That's what you get for fucking with me.

Yeah, I feel like Fatoum with a sort of lady who snaps at someone, like she snaps at librarians if they haven't fixed the copying machine in the corner. Like what, I can't even, I don't even, don't even fix the copying machine. These are money at work here. Yeah, Fatoum, yeah, she doesn't fuck around. She doesn't.

So she is officially a friend of now. Yeah, she went from here. Yeah, she went from being an un-miked party goer at the Tea Party or whatever, and now she's officially a friend of. And she arrives, she's from Djibouti. And Shiree is like, well, I got us some pastries. I heard a nomlet, but they only put one in the bag.

I'm like, was it a nomlet? Or was it a womelet, Shirei? Let's be honest. You got two omelets and you couldn't help yourself. We know who can stop it when omelet. We know you ate the other omelet yourself, Shirei. Come on. Well, I was gonna go see a wonderful movie called

Womelet. Man, it's actually Thor. Shut up. We're the Womlet man. I was told this was gonna be a Womlet tie him. What am I? He's actually just climbed up to get a Womlet from Thor. One of my favorite plays of all time.

It's a great tragedy about a man whose father dies and learns that a walnut killed him and his mom is married. No, that's Hamlet, not Walmlet. Oh, this is the word, the guy with the hammer. The waffle maker? The hammer, Surrey. The walnut maker?

No, the hammer, Surrey. Well, I'm pretty sure it's the waffle maker and his brother is a very low key kind of guy. No, it's low key. Not he's not a low key waffle maker person. I'm sure about that. Well, Fatton becomes my hero when she's like, I don't want the on that you can have it. And then she just digs into a croissant because that is my kind of a girl who right there. And you don't see that often on housewives where they actually eat the carbs. You know, so. Yeah. No, actually it was her, but it was her, she knows Shere will not that she knows Shere already

ate the walnuts, so she's like, fun, you eat the walnuts. I make me the second omelet now. I'll have a question. Do you have second omelet as punishment? Oh, so they start talking about the story, you know, that dinged in the press today. And Shere says that she's got him blocked now, and she's like, it just makes me question, did he ever love me? And then she starts doing this big crying scene, you know, where she's like, I feel so crazy, I feel so dead, I feel like a woman was not a woman.

What do you want, man? So did that feel like a woman was not a woman. I said that woman's cigarettes every week. I would put those cigarettes into a waffle press and send them out to him afterwards. The insuray was like sobbing. This was like real. This is like a real cry here. I kind of felt so bad for a charade because like you know that half of that sobbing is because like she's like the humiliation of knowing that like she told so many people like no trust like

trust me. I know he's in jail, but he's great. Well, we have his real and then she just feels like an idiot. This guy's an asshole. She's sobbing. She doesn't even want to be seen on camera. She's like turning away from the camera. That's when you know someone's really crying on these shows because when they turn away. I'm more cynical. I'm more cynical than you. Because I check it as like she's not showing her tears because she's covering her face. And then she actually walks into the screening room. And I thought it was a humble brag to show that she has a screening room. Can it be both? Can it be like a real sob and a humble brag? I think it was like, how could you do this to me? I have a screening room.

Well, that's too. But I think that maybe maybe Tyrone here is the word screening room and he gets nervous. He gets crazy. He's like no fingers. No fingers, please. So yeah, if I Tim gives her a pat talk, she's like, listen, we're lovers, you know, and you know, just because you made the wrong decision doesn't make you stupid and weak. Now, eating that second womline probably is a bad habit. But you know what, that's another discussion. So yeah, for Tune is basically like, you know, I'm, she, she raised like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna date someone beneath me,

not at my level again. And for Tune's like, okay, I'm glad you realized that because we're kind of feeling that way, but we didn't want to tell you. So. Yeah, but when she says she won't date anyone beneath her, but like you're sitting in a basement, you know what I mean? In fact, not only are you sitting in a basement,

you've forced every scene to be shot down in your basement this episode. It is like, do not get this room dirty. We're going to the basement. Yeah. It's got that kind of vibe. So then we go to a nail salon and I have been wondering where Pastor Jeanette is. And here she is.

Pastor Jeanette now has purple hair and they're going to get purple nails to match our purple hair and talk some shit at the nail salon. I didn't recognize her at first because I feel like last, last time we saw her, she had, it was either dreads or braids. I don't remember. I don't have a clear image. And when I tried to do a Google image search, like there was nothing on the internet. So I was like, huh, but I just know her hair was bigger.

And so now, but she's cut it all off and it's purple. So she is, uh, Drew tells her that, we're obviously gonna be writing a book about step parenting and she's like, and you didn't know about it and she's like, no, I didn't know about it. Which is just so good to hear the lines of communication in this family are just so strong and vivid. Just what you wanna hear from someone

writing a book about family. Yeah, and she's like, you know the the assistant, you know, the woman you met. Well, she's the one who got him the book deal. Okay, well, that's more than an assistant. Yeah. Right. So you're so shady. I'm like, I never understand what the hell she's talking about. She keeps changing it.

I don't believe it. First of all, this is what this is where I think that story came from. Drew saying she wants Ralph to fire her, and then he's like, no, I can't, because she got me the book deal, so she's valuable, so we gotta keep her. Like, that's where I think I came from. It was like a lie from Ralph.

Oh, okay. That's why I think. So she's like, well, she started to resent me because I felt disrespected, so he fired her, which is also very interesting telling of the story, because that's not really how that happened either. You resented her because you found secret texts where she was offering to come give your husband a massage, which is another word for often come fuck you right now.

Then you got pissed and then Ralph refused to do anything about it until you threw a gigantic fit on the top of the Taylor shop where he was trying to feed you some, you know, lukewarm ass lobster from Costco. At Brangoon. Yeah. I thought that was such a strange way to say she started to resent me because I felt disrespected by her. No, he fired her because you didn't, yeah, you said you told him to, which by the way,

he, I can't. So anyway, Jeanette's kind of like, they start talking about Josiah, their kid, and Jeanette's kind of like, well, so Ralph should adopt Josiah, by the way, if he's going to be running a book about being a step-parent, he should adopt Josiah, and maybe that's something you guys can talk about in therapy. And Drew is basically like, well, I thought that was gonna happen, which is why we changed Joe's I was named a pitman, but apparently it hasn't,

which I'm like, why is it every episode? There's always something new that's just like, what the hell is going on in this family? It just changes every time they come on screen. It's, and she's talking really fast and selling it with a big smile on her face, like she's just going through all of this stuff, you know, and kind of rewriting history as she goes. And she says that he doesn't want to adopt a kid because he has respect for the father, and he feels like

the father should maintain parental titles or whatever, but wasn't the plotline always that he was gonna adopt a child? Like, haven't they talked to the child about that on camera? There must be some sort of like money they're getting from the father that they would lose once the child gets adopted. That's what I'm gonna say right now. There must be some sort of, maybe some child support or who knows what. Or if they're gonna get divorced or something, like if their marriage is like this bad, I don't know. I don't know what, but it's you know if they're gonna get divorced or something like if their marriage is like this bad, you know I don't know. I don't know what but it's fishy. Okay. It is fishy. That's what I'll say about it

Yeah, it's fishier than a halibut put on a waffle press so So then official yeah, it doesn't sound right I Then speaking of I'm sorry, but you did this to me. I know I was like five questions for you guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I was wearing the show for it. But this fucking, I read this book, okay, loved it.

Well, didn't love it, but like it was good. I remember when the product had seen. I always think of you when I hear it, because I remember there was a period of time on this podcast, either it was happening either on the air or right before you were like, well, I'm reading this book about the crowd ads or something, and I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah.

So I've, you know, it was good. But when you read a book, you're always picturing like, who is gonna play this role? You know, this one's especially because it's a real country girl. You know, it's like a real poor girl who lives in like a shoe box after everybody's dead. She raises her self and like real poor like super. And then I watch a commercial and it's this fucking girl like, well, we're not decided to play, huh?

I really wanted to get to, like, you got fascist fucking person not even from here to come on That's not cool Reese witherspoon That's not cool. They always get like Gemma Featherstone who went to St Andrews and studied with Prince Charles I'm like that you know what like I can't Prince Charles Prince Prince what's this Harry? Harry and Spain falls mainly in the paint. I don't know why that's so difficult for everybody actually. It was very difficult having to unprogram myself years of putting the fork on the left

side of my plate and having put it on the right, like a common person's raised by a crawl dad's in a bar, you. Okay, so not going to that movie. all die in the end by the way okay so drew speaking a fishy I was gonna say the props or the actors it's a nuclear it's a nuclear event. I was not expecting that. That's a to I'm you know what I'm sad that you spoiled the nuclear event, but I'm actually happy to know that I can adjust my expectations. So speaking of fishy guys, okay. So then of course, Jeanette has to pull some crazy shit out of her purse. So she's like, well, you know, I was talking to profit June. And because that's what we need on this show is a new profit.

I know when Drew Sadori gets mixed up in a profit story line, things go wild. So she's like, well, I was talking to, you know, profit June. When Drew Sadori gets mixed up in a profit story line, things go wild. So she's like, well, I was talking to you know, profit June, he's just so great, so close to God. So I recorded her on my phone and she has a message for you. So she plays this message for Drew. Wow, she said the Lord, okay, the Lord said he wants you to pray a prayer of protection over Drew and

There's an adversary and it feels like a woman and when you see it Maybe it's a woman because when you see it in the spirit realm It could be a man with a woman's spirit. I was like, okay, can we get a more? June you can get better. You can't just be like, hey, I have a vision from God. It's a man, or a woman, like really? And there are gonna be adversarial towards you. What? I can't believe Drew Sadorah,

who's on a reality show with several other women, could find herself in a situation where someone's adversarial towards her, especially when she's running a pyramid scheme. So yeah, wow. Could be a man, could be a woman. Wow, June. Okay, where do I, where do I sign up? Got the credit card ready, June. She's really killing it, June that should have got.

So, um, uh, so yeah, Drew's like, is it Sonia? Is it the assistant? Is it Shirei? I hope it's not Kenia. I'm like, it could be all, how about your husband? Have you, does, I think Ralph counts, right? He's adversarial. Yeah, hi, this is Prophet Ronnie. Literally everybody hates you. Okay. Thank you. I'll just start you $120 for that and a prayer would be good too. Thanks. Seriously. So, um, so then Drew is like, um, do you know, do you know Sonia who came to your birthday party because she said I'm telling her mom this because she has

completely turned on me for no reason. And she starts talking about how, um, uh, at Sonia, at the drop of a driven, there was this little scene that I thought was like a whatever scene. And now it's turning into a plot point where basically're basically, Sonia had gone up to Ralph and was asking about stepfathering advice and she said, I guess she had said something like, oh, because we're so busy, whatever. And Ralph was like,

well, we're actually really busy, too. We're almost busy, we're almost busy, then you guys, you can say we're busy, then you guys. And she's like, really? Because we're trying to figure out how busy y'all really are. And then that, like shady comment shady comment now is going to be turned into a whole thing.

Right, well, it was shitty. That was, that was, that was a truly shitty comment. But I think she was singing it to Ralph like, hey, I'm a guy, I'm one of the guy I can joke with the guy as the guys never get mad at each other, which didn't really work. So of course he went straight to her and tattled. And she's like, you know, what

does that even mean? Like, who are you? I mean, I think she's a little fake. Actually, no, she's not fucking fake at all. You're the one who's changed your story 10 times literally today. She is making fun of you and calling you out right to your face. There's, you can say whatever you want about her, but she's not fake. I agree. She is. So now we go to Marlowe at a interior design place because she's building a house and she used to get the stuff because you know, global shipping crisis. Is that my right, Thor? So Sheree comes in and there's this lady.

Did you notice this lady working at the interior design place? Marlowe's like this. Oh, we're sad, these. Sheree at the interior design place? Marlowe's like this. Trace like I mean Marlowe's like this is my friend Shirei and this woman goes Hashirei nice to see you and she sort of does a squint smile like you guys better finish this filming in 10 minutes Because I got good the library to fix the copying machine in 10 minutes, because I got the library to fix the copying machine. That was coming to look at this grandfather clock. So you know, it's like, what is this story? Is it like a front store?

Is it a fabric store? Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't really tell. But I thought the woman was a ghost, because it seemed like only Marlowe could see. I wanted more of her. I wanted so much more of her. So let's see who else, oh,

Susanya comes as well. So, they're all talking about how Marlo, of course, Marlo is, Marlo is a good foil for Kenya because they're both always the victim no matter what. Like they've really got that down. So Marlo is like, well, I mean, I was being double teamed, double teamed because you know, Kenya is two people. So

Yeah, and then she suggests that Kenya's on drugs because she's like I've been friends with Kenya for years Which is an interesting way of remembering it. Yeah, and she's never acted like that to me So I don't know if she's taking pills to lose weight or what. Okay. Come on. Two for right there. He's using her both like being hooked on drugs and implying that she's, you know, overweight. I think she said, can you and I have not been friends for years? And even basically and even when we have not been friends, she's never reacted like this or so. So then she says that maybe Kenya might be on diet pills. And then you have it makes a lot more sense than my way.

Yeah. And so then Sonia's basically saying, like, oh, well, I was hanging out with her. And she felt blindsided because she's thinking, like, dang it. If Marlo wants to be my friend, why would she say I'm lying? Like, you know, like, and she goes, Marlo, I mean, if you do genuinely want to build a friendship, can you not go below the belt? And she goes, no, I need a class for that. I need a class in how to do that.

I don't know how to not. She says, can you have a bad case of a can't take, can't take Marlow. She's medicine or to read the Bible. And so she's, so then she goes, yeah, she can't take me. Oh, by the way, I took your advice to get a life coach and he's seeing children also. So she's talking about how she was frustrated and she was already frustrated

and she's just kind of blowing through all this, right? You know, so I was frustrated and frustrated with Kenya. And then finally, I just told the kids, get your dirty clothes for the laundry mat and then this stuff, you know, I go upstairs and his stuff is all wet and sour. And you know that stuff will get dirty. Oh, and then Michael punched a wall.

You know, which is crazy, I have it on my phone. And you know, I want a punch thing, but I don't punch things. And then look at their clothes, it's a mess, it's a mess. And so I kicked them out. And they're like, what? What, these poor kids, you kicked them out. And Shira's like, where'd they go?

Did they need to go to the basement? Can they pick up a warmlet on the way? And so Marlowe's like, to my little sister, Crystal's house. And she basically was like, in her mind, I think she's thinking it's gonna be a wake-up call. Like, they're gonna go to Crystal's house and it's gonna be shitty. And then they're gonna realize how good they had it with Marlowe.

But I think the only takeaway they're going to have is no one wants us. So I'm a little concerned about their mindset. But again, I'm not a parent and I'm also definitely not in Marlow shoes. But that seems crazy to me. Well, it's like the abandonment issues and stuff. Yeah, you can't really do that. But she's not a mother, too. It's complicated, you know

It does get complicated because on one hand you're like well look at all these parents who Go crazy, you know, and then it really gets bad like they like just lose it Psychologically and it gets really like if you need help. It's not Always bad to just ask for help, right? But then there's a camp that's like, well, you can't just abandon children. Like, hello, like you're talking to your whole thing is about abandonment issues and this and that and then you're doing that to them. Yeah, and then there's the third thing, which is like poor fucking crystal like Marla says she's got four toddlers. Four toddlers. And now she, I mean, this isn't cool. This is just not cool on multiple levels.

I would say, I would, I, my gut as a person who's not a parent who does not have parental instincts and is not standing in Marla's shoes and doesn't really know the true depths of what's going on. But as an outsider watching TV, I would say, feels like she shouldn't have done it. Feels like she should have figured out another solution or maybe just like kick them out for the day,

be like, you know what, don't come back until night. I don't know, like, or just put them in separate rooms, lock them in their rooms, have them sit down with their RKJ, and honestly, like anything, I just don't think that that's the way to do it. Yeah, I don't know how to fix it, but I'm not a parent.

And also, she's not a parent. So this is new for her too. So I'm trying to give her grace on that in front, but it's like, ee. Yikes. So also, you know, kind of making herself the victim in it. But then, of course, I went to the Instagram and found that they're back. Okay. It's okay. But yeah, this was not great. So she's saying, you know, I'm afraid of failing

and this and that. And they're like, well, it's okay for you to feel that. And so on, you're like, yeah, you know, look, if you need a break, it's, it's good that you know that you need a break, you know? Right. And Shre, by the way, Shre was like, let me tell you something. I've never taken a break from my kids. I mean, I would like a break sometimes, yes, but I never even got that opportunity, which I think is also something that probably a lot of people felt when they watch this like, wow, you're lucky you can just drop off the kids and be done with them. Like, that's not the reality for so many people.

Right. And that's true. But it's also like she was kind of put in this situation. I didn't have the kids. You know what I mean? She's like kind of coming in as like the superhero anti or whatever. So I'm not sure if that really applies the same.

I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I know that my feeling is it's shitty. Like that's my true feeling. Like that shitty you can't do that to the kids. Like that's my true feeling. But then I'm trying to, you know, like, but me, but me, but me, but me, I don't know why

really, but I'm not really sure what to think. I think she's scared. I mean, she's scared. That's what it came, comes down to when she says either here or later on that she's just really worried that something bad will happen under her watch. And I think that she's scared. That's what it came comes down to when she says, either here or later on that she's just really worried that something bad will happen under her watch. And I think that she freaked out. I think it was more about her, which is not always great. Like I understand why she did it.

I just don't think it was, I feel like there probably was a better solution out there, maybe. Maybe. Yeah. And then the thing that really makes it more offensive is it's a 30 day thing, which is like, why is it the length of a return? You know what I mean? She's like, it's a 30 day trial period. I'm like, what is this?

So then she ends this scene by basically saying, I hope when they come back, they take some accountability. I'm like, I didn't do that, by the way. Oh yeah, I hope we all do in this one. But yeah, it's a tough situation all around. So yeah, it's like very, it's also very real. Like it's like it, like, it's a, that's a crazy,

yeah, that's a, that's a very tough situation. And I'm sort of, I'm actually very fascinated by it. I like that we get to watch this, you know, because I'm intrigued to see how it plays out, but damn, scary. Yeah, we also have this situation in my family. So it's like kind of projecting, but I don't know if I've ever told you, but my mother's sister had a child right when I was born. We were like two weeks apart, and she basically left the child's on my mom's doorstep.

I was like, I can't do this, you know? And so it became a big thing in my family, like, do we, not me, because I was just a baby, obviously. But could you imagine? I'm like, I'm not sharing shit. Get rid of them. But it was a discussion in the family of like, what do we do? Like, we are not planning for another child right now.

We can't take the child. What if she comes back? What if, does he deserve a clean start? Does he just, you know, and those are repercussions that are still reverberating now. You know, so it's hard, I guess when I talk about her, I'm putting kind of thinking of my app who I loved so much, you know, and saying,

well, you know, well, are you mad at her? Or is it like, is it great that she understood that she couldn't do it? You know, and she gave that kid a better life for whatever. So anyway, it's a long way of saying like anything I say on this could be projection so Well, that's an over-the-cast. That was originally I'm with a podcast anything we'd say this could be projection So So anyway, so now we have Kenya FaceTiming, Sonia about the slumber party and he being like flashbacks the last time we all stayed over some place of his bolo.

And then Marlo is like, she doesn't want to go to the party at all, but she's like, man, may do I have to pull a canyon her? And then finally, we wind up now, it's time for the party. Now it's time everyone's crazy setting up balloons, a huge balloon display for this party, by the way. And we find out that the plan is for the ladies. She was such who wants to see the ladies in nude and in different shades of

melanin because it represents tripping off negativity of past relationships and bearing it all. Yeah, my note for this section is, huh? And so they have an artist kind of drawing things that they're going to paint. And it was just like a girl party. So Candy comes and Kenya comes and Futum has this kind of candle thing that she has candy smell and it turned and candy is like, is that koochi incense? And she's like, yeah, you light it and then you put it between your legs.

And she's like, I'm not sure what that is. I'm also not taking notes. Yeah. So then more people are showing up. There was a whole bunch of questions about whether not Drew is going to come. I don't know what, Shrey hasn't heard from Drew. It's Drew is going to be there. Of course, Drew is going to be there.

There's a camera. I love every time they question whether not Drew is going to show up, Drew always shows up if she can. And Drew is also that person who makes you wonder. Is she going to come? I didn't hear from Drew, is she gonna come? And she's trying to do it to get more people talking about her, which works,

but you're just kind of a dick. Yeah, but you're too mean proud. Like, you gotta tell people when you're gonna come, okay, bad manners, ma'am. So while they're wondering if Drew's gonna come, Fatoum is like, you know, she attacked me for no reason. I was talking to a partner of mine, and I was like, this girl attacked me.

She came charging at me, and he was like, what's her's her name and I ran her file and he ran her file and then basically her friend did a background check on Ralph and Drew and Discovered that they have 12 aliases 12 aliases Oh my god, and first of all she did not attack you for no reason You were at a party and a group of people that you didn't even know. And said, is this the one that said her husband's gay? I mean, it's not really no reason.

Right. But God, I love somebody who will pay the 1899 for a background check. Yeah. Because I always get to that point where I'm like, is this worth a monthly subscription that I know they're not gonna let me cancel easily? Yeah, it's not, but to Fatume it is.

And that's why I think she officially got a contract. Yeah, it's like that combination of her willing to do that like that dirty work, slash paint herself as an innocent victim is great. I love that combination. Like that housewives always work best when there's a lot of delusion going on. And Fatouma is really, she's killing it so far.

Yeah, but if they have those, all those aliases, what do they just keep going by Ralph and Drew? I wish they would just show up as different people every time. With their, with like little like, like glasses and mustache disguises. Yeah, and top-tabbed. I'm David.

It's like, why are you, why are you dressed like a quaker? I'm Mr. P body. It's like, it's just you Ralph, we see. I'm Elliott. Why do you have a monocle? My name is Natasha. No, it's you Ralph. You just have a flower in your lapel.

OK, a flower that squirts me and my So she pulls out the phone and they're all cracking up that she did this and she's like and I told my friend Is this normal and he said no, which I love that that's her like Perry Mason moment. Yeah I'm one of Ralph's aliases by the way is Danielle And he said, no, which I love that that's her like Perry Mason moment. Yeah. I'm one of Rob's aliases, by the way, is Danielle, which is like, I don't, I just, I want to be a fly in the wall for the person who thinks that they're calling Danielle. They're like the telemarker who's like, hi, is Danielle there? Speaking.

Oh, hi, Danielle. This is March from Comcast. We just want to make you an offer. No, thank you. Oh, okay, Danielle. This is my friend Jessica because she talks like this. She's got a voice like this.

And she's like, I'm not a man. Because every time people call, they're like, can we speak with your husband? She's like, I don't have a husband. How dare you? At least you get so upset. So, Candy's like, yeah, this is kind of weird because Ralph has all this money, but no job in sight.

Like, what's going on with this guy? And Kenya is loving this, of course, you know? She's like, oh, Danielle, the aliens he uses when he's down in exactly. So by the way, how do you get an alias? Like, you have to like, illegally apply for one, you know, like, I mean, we could all just say like, oh, you can call me Robert, but like, how do you get an alias that's official enough that it's on a background record? Not that I'm looking, I'm just curious.

Well, mine is Ronnie, because I'm Rondall, my birthday is Rondall, and I just signed everything Ronnie. So I think at some point they were like, a-k-a, Ronnie. I don't know, mine just shows up like that, so I don't know. Okay. Destiny with the double E has not shown up yet, so that means I haven't been caught so suck at capital one I wonder if anyone has seen Gemma featherstone yet I did study with Prince Charles

So let's see so Drew it Drew comes in and She's like hi She comes up for two and she's like hi hi, hi, hi, hi. She comes up for two and she's like, hi, and she goes, oh, oh, actually, I know you. I thought you looked familiar and then I remembered. And Drew tells us, I felt so much tense energy. It's like so much tense female energy, so many spirits in one place.

Yeah, you're on a reality TV show right now. Actually, that's what you're feeling. So, you know when messes with Sarah Jones. True. Wrong name. Right, right, right. No one. No one messes with Georgia at Mossbacher. Oh That's actually a known person So let's see so then um blah blah blah Marlos com Marlos comes of course and she comes up to the front door and she's like miss bitches here open Open door open she comes up to the front door and she's like, Miss Bitches here, open, open door, open. Can you guys? Sasquatch and Elise, Frank just walked in the door and honey,

I'm so unbothered. So then, now it's time for the nude models who I believe one of them was one of the guys from Maritom Medicine. Joan asked me how I know, but sometimes it's easy to remember. But your penis just comes right back, correct. So, what are you trying to tell me, Lassie? Are you trying to tell me, girl?

Settle down, Georgia. So, so anyway, the models are out there, and then, I was like, wow, Lord, I didn't realize this was a candy freak burst production. And then, really, when we thought there was nothing left to wow us, I mean, we have a call back to Merit and Medicine, we have a, we just, that's basically all we have. We basically have Naked Men. Men. Then in walks Lisa Wu. Lisa Wu, who really just gets better at she ages. Yeah, I mean, do you remember Lisa ever being this spicy?

I don't. No, I about to say she has made little cameos over the years. She sort of appears in the background here and there. But now, this is the first time where she has made a cameo and she's been semi-impactful where she's actually had like moments on screen. It was amazing. Yeah, Lisa Wu showed up and where she has made a cameo and she's been semi-impactful, where she's actually had moments on screen. It was amazing.

Yeah, Lisa Wu showed up and she doesn't give a fuck. Okay, Lisa Wu was like, I don't care. I don't give a fuck anymore. Also, I love how she's aged. I think she is so adorable. I think she looks great. Loving, loved seeing my little Lisa Wu back on the screen. She is funny because she went from being like a one point one of them described her as like

the drunk auntie at the cookout, maybe with Sonia. But like you know the the Lisa Wu that I remember was the one who's like you know what every Thursday we have a thing in my house called drinks and dialogue where people come over and have drinks and we have dialogue. And now she's like, do not interrupt me. Yes, I remember her being the first, well, I guess not the first because there was Vicki, the OG, but one of the firsts who was like, business, business, it's all business. I'm so into business. I love business. I'm doing a women's business thing about business and women. You're right, she was that. And then I remember also it was that first Atlanta reunion

where she was the first one to like, she like stood up at our couch. And I was like, oh, someone stood up. And it was like, it was her. Like she didn't seem like she, we didn't think that she was gonna be the one cause she was all like business, business, business, professionalism, but she was the one who stood up

and was, was angry. And I was like, and that was like at that time, that was a big deal because the reunions were much more like, reunion. Just they see it. Well, reunions used to just be very kind of like boring. There was one reunion. I think that was like, I remember I was like in Vicki's backyard. I was like sitting in pool chairs or something with Andy.

Yes, yes. You know, the tall, the tall barstools or whatever, just sitting in a semi circle. Yeah. Yeah, it was just like the reunions were just kind of like a chill, like remember when this happened. And then that was when I was like, oh, reunions are now going to become a thing.

Yeah. So here's Lisa Wu back in the game. So Ken, he was just getting wasted, which is nice to see. Yeah. She gets up to the model guy and she's like, Are you a stripper? I mean, he's like, actually, I'm a model. She's like, Uh-huh. So then Drew is painting next to Sonja and she's like, so when you were talking to Ralph, you were like, we were trying to figure out how busy you guys actually are.

And he brought it to me and I was just like, okay, like, well, no, Sonia did not say that. That's a different vibe saying, if Sonia walked up and said, we were trying to figure out how busy you guys actually are. That's a totally different vibe than what she said, which is, I think your read of it was totally right, which is that she was just sort of like, being like shady shit talk, that she thought was

just like, you know, what you do with like the teammates, you know? Yeah, so she's, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said there's no way we're busier than him. And I said, we don't know how busy you are. So don't make the assumption that I'm not busy too. That's what I'm saying. And she's like, but he was only trying to help you by telling you that you should have a baby if your husband wants it because that's what people with vaginas are supposed to do.

The Lord said it. And she's like, but how was that helping me when he takes that to you that? And then he goes and Tatto tells to you. And then Sonny tells us she's like, honestly, I didn't mean any shade by that. Like I did not mean any shade. And then we see the clip and it's like, you all actin' like you're busy. You all actin' like you're busy.

You all actin' like you're busy. And she's pretty shate. She's just playin' it over and over again. She was shady. And so Sonia's like, look, what I said to Drew and then Drew goes to Drew, she goes, you know, y'all have boy named girl named. Sometimes I'm just calling Ralph Drew. And then Drew goes, oh, so now you're coming from my have boy name, girl name. Sometimes I can't, sometimes I'm just calling Ralph Drew.

And so Drew goes, oh, so now you're coming from my name. And some is like, okay, I can't. I want to enjoy myself, goodbye. Well, you have 12 of them for Christ's sake. So Sonia's like, yeah, I don't have time. So she just walks off and Drew goes, kick rocks. So then Tanya's like, I'm drunk, I'm so drunk. Because she's, you know, that girl.

Yeah, she's that girl. And then Marlow, now they go into another room to have dinner, but Marlow goes to the bathroom, and she runs into Candy there, and she tells Candy that she's been going through a lot, that she kicked out the boys, and Candy is like, what she's, Candy is like, what do, oh my god, like, what do you mean? So they sit down, they talk. And Marla is like really crying to Candy. And she basically is saying how she's been drinking more, she's been stressed, she's been crying, she doesn't feel like herself. And so she and Candy really bond over this. And Candy is like, yeah, but, you know, like, it's got to be worse to tell them get the fuck out. Like, you can't do that.

And she's like, yeah, but I was going to lose it. And, you know, I look at you and Candy, and you guys say it's not about money. And what you buy them. And Candy was like, okay, but look, like, you know, I was mad at you last time I saw you. And now I'm seeing you and you're being nice. And I was a little thrown off. And she's like, yeah, I've got you so much, Candy. And Candy is like, you know, I have sympathy for her,

but like as a mom, you have to put your feelings aside. Like you can't do that. Yep, so now everyone's back at the table and dinner's being served. And then, Candy is like, hey guys, we have to play this game, where whenever anyone says anything positive, you have to go,

Yas queen. I was like, where's the game? So they go around the table and he's like, okay, all start. Let's talk. Wait, would she say, let's talk obvious? I would just have to talk. I didn't actually.

Oh, no, she goes, let's talk about the obvious. Why did Marlon Candy go off right now? And Candy's like, oh, well, we just had a conversation and she explained why she was saying bad stuff about me and now we're good. So they all go, yes. Queen, yes. Yes.

So then Marlon's like, okay, I gotta say something positive. I love you all. Yeah, Queen, yeah, and they all are doing different things on. Yes, Queen. And now it's time for Drew and Drew's like, I'm happy that I'm getting along with most everyone here. So that's a beautiful thing.

Can we say Yas Queen and they they'll go, no queen. So then Lisa starts. Okay. Lisa's like, the ladies here are powerful. And we look out for each other. And that's what this is about. Lisa is like, like preaching to a football team. Like she's a preacher coach in the scene. And she's like, that is what they says about. And I'm like, yes, queen. I can't just like, she's like, you know, I've had a couple of drinks,

but whatever your desires are, may they all come true because you are all queens. Like, yes, queen. Like, okay. And just like time to try it again. You're just like, I'm gonna go again, I'm gonna go again. Okay, round two. So I'm glad that I'm mostly getting along

with everybody here. It's like, get your room. You just said the exact same thing. Yeah, it's so over. Yeah, so Sherry's like, she doesn't know how to give a compliment, because she's not used to getting Bless her. Yeah, I don't think Sheree is wrong. So

Drew is Drew is like well Marlow. I mean, you know, Marlow. Do you love everyone and Marlow's like in God's way? I mean, I feel like you and Sonia argue 24 7, but do you love her and Drew's like? I mean, I feel like you and Sanya are you 24-7, but do you love her? And she was like, I mean, I love everybody, even my enemies. She's, Drew is so passive-aggressive and she can't even like, step outside of herself for one second to play a stupid Yasqueen game to say just something nice about one percent at the table. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, it's not what that they're all coming for her.

Cause her big thing on, you know, the Twitter, the Sashama Dia or whatever, she's very victim. Like, oh, here they all come for me again. It's always me that they're kind of, you're doing this to yourself. Like, why do you have to keep doing this to yourself? All you have to do is say, I love shrimp and I love friends. And they would say, you know?

Yeah, everyone looks beautiful tonight. Yeah. So then Lisa, Lisa starts. So she's like. Yeah, everyone looks beautiful tonight. Yeah. So then Lisa starts. So she's like, well, that aspect is real. So anybody that has ever hurt you, release them or you will be in bondage. You wait for an apology and it will never come. It will never come.

And she's on, you know, some mountain. Like she thinks don't dabble. It's just a giving church. Yeah, because she's like serious. When she's saying, she's not saying like, hey, girls, let me tell you the truth. Like, you're waiting for an apology that's never gonna come.

She's not saying it like that. She is fully preaching. It's like, what's it? Like, farm, brimstone, like, she is like, she is like, this is like, there's lightning in the sky, like the reckoning is happening. People are about to get teleported up to heaven

or be destroyed in the apocalypse and she's giving them final words. And she's like, I'm not waiting for an apology. It doesn't matter who you're with. And I guess Sanya tried to say like, now hold on. It's like, excuse me, I'm talking. She just is like talking she just is like going nuts just someone like level tan right now it's on you it's like yeah but you've been talking a lot so I'm just saying hold on she goes oh I am talking I will finish my thought hold on to that thought and let me finish my thought and she

goes and next time we get into an environment where you won't interrupt me. Lisa. Yeah, that's her son. He was like, she's acting like the drunk auntie in a picnic. So then they send it back to Drew. And Drew's like, well, I already said what I'm going to say, but you know what? I'm just going to keep on it because you spoke on my husband's name, Fatume. And she was like, oh, she just repeated what Anthony said.

And Drew's like, you need to apologize to me for tomb. And for tomb's like, um, you know what? I'm not gonna apologize. Get over it. Yeah. And Kenya is, um, Kenya's like, she was bothered by what happened. So bothered, so bothered that she poked a friend of hers. And that friend was a detective or something. I did some background check on you guys and something came up. So she basically tells Drew that there was this background check. And Drew is like, is she a stalker? Who are you? Which by the way, when she said that, I was like, okay, Drew has lost this argument.

Like, she's already had to go to like the like, uh, some shitty name calling because she doesn't have anything left. Yeah, but still, oh my god, if I was at a party and someone was like Ronnie That bitch doesn't trust you. I did a background check. I mean what the hell it's so crazy So Drew's like I'm starting to feel like the spirit is right a crash for me And give me it's like yeah, but your husband has a female alias. And you have three alias names. And for two, it was not me.

It was your sit and two set it. So I said, okay, I talked to someone and they pulled your record. And you don't have, and you do have a lot of alias, and what the fuck does that even mean? I don't know. So I told the girls, I don't fucking know. I'm Fatoum.

So Drew's like, well, Ralph is not Danielle. Danielle is my assistant, and then we see a picture of Danielle. And she's like, so if you guys want, if they want to meet my assistant, they can come to my house and meet her. And so, you can just like, I need water, I'm drunk.

So it kind of ends this, right? And Drew's like, yeah, get her some water. She's, you know, she's fading. We're done here. And she's like, yeah, get her some water. She's fading. We're done here. And she's like, yeah, sloppy drop. Cause she falls over. To be wacky. And Drew's trying to turn the tables on Sheree.

She's basically like, um, Sheree, you were like really upset about what Anthony was saying things about you behind your back. So I feel like you need to address this situation cause your friend is saying basically stuff about me. And Fatoum is... No, because Fatoum is not an employee. Rathani is an employee, that's different.

Yeah, and Fatoum is also not gonna, like, she's not intimidated at all. She's like, and I'm gonna keep getting more. If you fucking with me, I was like, yes please. I can't just cracking up. And so she raised like, yeah, but I refuse to repeat those things. I refuse to repeat those things. I'm not repeating those things.

And she was like, but you brought her here in my present and she just keeps coming for me. And Keny is like, but who is Daniel then? Then she's like, it's an assistant. And Keny is like, what if I'm alien, sir? Ah! Yeah. And Keny is like, I have a question. It's my wig on straight. and the end of the season. Ah! Yeah.

And Kenny is like, I have a question. Is my wig on straight? So they all are like laughing. And then they decide to now for two men candy start joining the koochi incense for Sherei. And they pretty much sherei changes into like this different outfit. And they put like the candle on the ground and ground and she has to stand over it. They're just doing this koochi ceremony and like cracking up and squatting on it and Drew is eating at the table still and she's like I refuse.

This has turned into black magic and I want nothing to do with it. So I'm saying, shut up with your black magic. You just had profit June giving you fucking, you know, psychic readings. I know, like nonsense. So then everyone toasts. You just wanted to stay there and eat, which I don't blame you, okay? Because if there was like a koochi thing,

I would stay at the table and finish my energy. Yeah, that's what I would say. Like I wouldn't say it's black magic. I'd be like those lobster tails here I'm eating. Yeah. So then after the ceremony everyone like toasts, like toasts to the queen and cheers and Marla's like, I love this moment because you know there was a time when you couldn't mention a wig with Kenya and Kenya's like, dear with it. God

you so busy talking about me. No, I just love that your self-esteem has come up, okay? Yeah, as so Kenya is like whatever. And Marlos like, well, we're going through it. I'm going through tough time. And I love you all. So let's pack our bags and go with me on a road trip to Blue Mountain. And Kenya is like, oh, wow, a road trip. How fun. So Kenya starts like twirling around and going up to the camera, simply being like, by the moment is leaving. Well, there she runs up the stairs the camera, simply being like, by the moment is leaving. Well, there she runs up the stairs, but they're all like,

wrong way, Kenya. Lookas, right before that Kenya had said, I am the moment bitch, like ran up to the camera, and said, I am the moment, and Marlow goes, not to mark your knot, not to your baby daddy.

And everyone's like, Marlow, and Marlow goes, I don't care if she's not the moment. Yeah, so immediately goes right back there. So Marlow's gonna Marlow. She is and then we got a trailer for the rest of the season and I'll see the trailer look great. It was really good and it's all I guess leading up to a she-by-shrieh fashion show and then like a polo's there but then tight-roan shows up. Looks really good. Yeah, it's gonna be good.

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