Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Joking Hazard

Episode Date: March 20, 2018

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What happens? What happens when there's so much that happens? What happens when there's so much that happens? What happens when there's so much that happens. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch or Crapins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from B side blog.com and the Bantra Blender.

I actually put something on B side blog. I did it in the first time in months and months. So go check that out. That was so good. It's a breakdown of Beverly Beach, the actual person. It's actually like, you know, Doreet from Real House of Beverly Hills

has a bathing suit line called Beverly Beach. And there's actually some important stuff to discuss about it. So I wrote about Beverly Beach on bsablog.com. And joining me, that other voice you just heard, that's none other than the hilarious Ronnie Carram from TrashTalkTV.com. And Rose Frick's Bachelot podcast, what's up Ronnie? Well, hello.

What are you doing on this spectacular Monday? So good. I just had the best week last week. And now back here at my desk, I'm sitting upright again getting ready to go to Detroit Maybe some brand new old Navy shirts to get pressed. Yeah, we are gonna go to Detroit We have a show on Saturday if you're brand new to the podcast you may not know this if you aren't brand new then you're probably like Seriously, so Friday No, our shows on Saturday

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which is like a legendary venue in Detroit. We are gonna be talking about the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules that ever aired. We are revisiting it. I think we recapped it in like maybe our first season, our first year on the podcast. We are now going back to episode one, season one. Vanderpump Rules, we're going to break it all down in Detroit. Go to watch our crappens.com to find the link for the tickets. It's going to be so much fun.

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Yeah, that's going to be a really fun show. It's oh my god, and just so no it's freaking out. I got us the right plane ticket and the right hotel. Yeah, we also still have this morning. I realized that I booked Chicago for the wrong month. Oh no, myself. So I had to go fix that mess. I swear to you. Oh gosh. It happened. No. It happened. I've done it before. It happens. Also one little reminder. Tomorrow is the cut off day for our board game contest. The game is Castell by Renegade Games. Just post some, you have to make a Photoshop of a human tower of Bravo celebrities on Instagram. Hashtag, including hashtag, WwCrapins, hashtag Crapins game, hashtag Play Renegade,

and do at Watch What Crapins. We already have several entries that are hilarious. We'll go through those and choose a winner. I actually played this game Castell last week, Ronnie, and it was actually an enormous amount of fun. It was super awesome. I can't wait to play it again.

So if you want to do that, go do that. Well, photos, the photos that people are training in are hysterical. People are doing a great job on that. I knew it was one of those things where I was like, this is such a silly contest, but I feel like people are going to do something really funny.

And sure enough, I mean, the creativity amongst the listeners is always sky high. And I actually feel bad that we can only give away one game because there's so many really hilarious entries. So I'm excited to go through that tomorrow on our show. And today is the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Now there is so much going on on Real Housewives of Atlanta off camera as well.

All the stuff that we're seeing right now basically happened off camera a while ago. And we've been seeing it all over Twitter for the past few months. And now it's finally coming on the show, but my God, some of the tweets and stuff that people were sending out last night were, Craig, Craig. Well, Sharade's talking on Neenie. Sharade, I guess Neenie and Sharade didn't have a very good reunion because that just

taped. Yeah, oh yeah, there was that. So Sharade's just going for Neenini on Twitter, which is really fun. And then that's all I read. Some of the other tweets were just from this show that they showed us. And it's so great watching the juxtaposition of Nini pretending to be all innocent. Like, I had no idea. And then they cut to the tweets of what she was actually sending to her.

Yeah, this is just... It was hilarious. I know that some of the tweets, I guess they filmed the reunion last week. of what she was actually sending to her. Yeah, this is just... It was hilarious. I know that some of the tweets, I guess they filmed the reunion last week. And Neemie and Kim apparently really got into it. That was like the big takeaway. I know that Kenya was sitting all the way

at the end of the couch, which adds further credence to this idea that she's been fired. Also bolstering that idea she hasn't been on the show in six weeks you know it's like she wasn't on she wasn't on this week she wasn't she wasn't there for the vacation and then on top there was one week where there wasn't an episode so we have not seen Kenya on on TV and it's been glorious for me personally I know I'm missing you I was like I'm like Bob it's going into this episode I. I know I'm missing you. I was like, I'm like, bye bitch.

Going into this episode, I was like, finally, Kenya's gonna be back. I miss, I miss, I miss Kenya. I miss her, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, last week we were having a discussion about that because Kenya really liked the worst. Now, on this show with both media and Ken back,

it really is hard to say the worst. And to give Kenya credit until this season, which she was throwing a diva fit and trying to upstage people with her habitat for humanity stuff, she was, she's been kind of okay, which has been making me uncomfortable. So this season when she became horrible again, I was so excited. But last week you and I were discussing how you were really missing her and thinking that it's kind of showing a downfall on the show. And I was saying, well, don't worry because this show is always kind of lame and confusing a few episodes in a row and then boom. And I think this week was a good boom.

I was cracking up this entire episode. I thought it was so funny. And it was back to mostly just being Candy Kim, Neenie, Shiree. Yeah, but the one thing I did not like about this episode was that it really seemed to be focusing a lot on stuff that happened off camera. And so, you know, I understand that's what happens on these shows, but it felt exceptionally like that. I felt like, I like, I like when my content, when I see it on camera, when I, you know,

it's one thing for an argument to happen off camera and then it like becomes a thing real house I was a Beverly Hills season one the argument that the the interaction that Kyle and Camille had off camera about Kelsey that fueled an entire season That's cool. I don't mind that but but this was like a lot where it just makes I've been saying it a lot I think the season feels uneven and strange and without like it feels like there's no center to it and and now they're just relying on stuff that happened on Twitter to fuel things. It's just I don't know, but it still was entertaining. I just. I just it adds to my feeling that this is a weird transitional season. Yeah, well, this one. I knew I was going to love this particular episode because it opened with, you know, we love our ace. He's so cute.

But it opened with Mama Joyce and Candy scene and it was just one squeal to another. Yeah. It was cracking me up. It was like, Dino fighting with himself in a mirror. You know, Dino from the Flintstone. Dino. It was just squeal, squeal, squeal. And then you got Mama Joyce who seems to be be on Ambien walking around on Ambien.

She looks like she's about to just fall over. And I just love the whole thing. Yeah, Candy was in full Candy mode this entire episode. Because I think the very first thing we saw was her putting Ace into a chair. She's like, see? Now, it is where are you going? I wrote Candy, high-chair chair squeal. And then Mama Joyce is coming in and she's like, Candy! Mama!

Mama! Mama! So then Joyce comes into the kitchen and she's doing her mama Joyce really on a tear behind the scenes but pretending to be a nice human being on camera. And it's my favorite voice that she does. She's like, what's up darling? Sweetheart. Like, oh no.

When mama Joyce comes in talking like that, you know there's going to be some trouble. Yeah. when mama joys comes in talking like that you know there's gonna be some trouble yeah so um so there candy is talking about there's this this ongoing roach drama with nini and kim um and again i've made my stance clear which is that i do not believe it's a roach and i think i've been backed up a lot by the internet i mean put the internet hasn't been backing me up i just have found additional confirmations i did not like the internet was like whoa Ben from watch our crap and things that's not a roach and we're gonna support him no, but They eyes I did say it looked to me like an ant with wings and some of our listeners pulled up images of

Carpenter ants that have which I guess have wings and they're like looks like mini has a bigger problem than just roaches Because apparently carpenter ants I guess they probably you would et cetera anyway Anyway the point is this. The Roach drama is happening and candy, thank you candy for having a voice of reason being, she basically like, say now, bro, should be saying out of grown woman drama and she basically was saying, listen, like kids should be saying out of our drama, they should not be involved and if it would have been Riley, she's like, if it would have been Riley She's like I wouldn't have let Riley go back and forth to grown ass women on social media

Absolutely not. I'm like, thank you, candy. Thank you because by the way, Brielle is getting back to this reunion thing Brielle sent out a bunch of tweets this over the past few days being like wow Watching these grown women the way that such hatred in their hearts, the way they're acting, the way they're treating my mom, it's unbelievable. It's like, shut up, Riel. Shut up. I started this whole fight, you stupid cow. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, this is, really should be up to Kim to say, Riel, say out of this, you

know, go hang out with, like, start these things with your friends, but like, say out of it with my friends. Well, she's never wrong and neither is me and that leads to just like complete chaos, which cracks me up. Oh, and then dumbass, Brio followed up with another hilarious tweet where she goes, well, how does my mom call her?

What is my mom call my, god damn it, Ronnie? Why does my mom call Croy big unit? Well, that was actually Ariana who said that. Oh, wait. Yeah, Ariana's been getting them mixed up in my mind. Um, the first the first tweet response back was um, the first tweet response back was because he's a good driver. Wait, so who did I just call a stupid cow? Wait, so who did I just call a stupid cow? Briella Ariana. Well, Ariana is the one who asked about big unit.

Okay, so I was calling Briella the Snapchat taker, the stupid cow. I just want to make sure. No, Briella, yeah. And she's on the page, so we can say that of her. Yeah, I don't want to mislabel. So I'm really impressed with how candy is teaching Ace. I mean, this kid is so smart. She's got this little machine and she's like,

say frog! And he's like, mamma. And she's like, say cow. And he's like, mamma. And I was like, you know what? Ray's my kid right, Candy, that's right. Yeah. So Candy is talking to Joyce about what happened in Spain

and how Porsche, like, that they're making fun of Porsche's flora mat and how Porsche got upset and left and Mama Joyce is like, I'm sure she would have been. And Candace gives us a look like, Ruh! She goes, now Candace, I'm not 100 percent right about this. I'm sure I Did meet with Porsche and she's like She was manipulated by one of the best Telling you Pedro had that girl made it either apple She was manipulated by one of the best. I'm telling you,

Pedro had that girl made it either apple. Zone of reason people wear clothes. Oh my God, okay, this isn't Adam and Eve, okay? Can we get out of Genesis? Mama Joyce, Jesus Christ. Pedro didn't do everything in the world. Tonight, tonight, tonight. Whoa!

Mama, like no, both Genesis is please Bible and musical group get out of it I would know I'm just kidding I would stop listening to Genesis I love Genesis candy this is the land of confusion wow oh my god I'm trying to think of some Genesis songs. You always do I made me on these 80s bands hold on my heart Candy hold on my heart My god Genesis has a really long Wikipedia page. I can't like where their songs could I just get to their songs? Never mind Where he is I don't know, candy.

There's someone called Jesus. He knows me, which is fitting. Yeah. Wait, is that Genesis or is this song about Genesis? Or maybe. The 10 best Genesis songs. A-X-S. We'll see what they say. That was me trying to sing Invisible Touch, but I don't remember in the lyrics.

And it's a candy, candy on a candy. And it's a candy, it's a chroma, they pull it in her. I wish I could remember some lyrics that love these songs. Into Deep, great song. I like that we're going into like Phil Collins on the half-size of Atlanta. The most inappropriate person we could have picked. I went to lunch with her against all odds, Kennedy! Well, I did, I actually did once use a Genesis song as a pun for one of our episode tiles, I'm not sure anyone got it.

It was that song that was like about a dad, it was like, I forget how it goes, but I used it as a pun and no one got it. It was like... It was about a dad reacting to a song being called... I forget how it goes, but I use it as a pun and no one got it You're like me. It's about a dad about a dad reacting to a son being gay. Oh Really? Yeah, it was like it was like Phil Collins. Yeah, it's a Genesis song Well this week I told my brother he goes have you watched black mirror and I said oh yeah, I left that show Here's another one that's really one that's really good it's this show I forget what it's called you can watch it off forget where you watch it's not Netflix it's based on stories by that writer oh he's right he's just looking at

me like really would you like a blunt right now you idiot yeah no the the song I was thinking of is you're no son of mine, remember? You're no son, you're no son of mine. Oh, no, I didn't know that was gay. It's about a gay kid coming out to his dad, and that's like, you're no son. Candy, you're no son of mine. Well, I love that he did it in song, which is like the gayest response you can have. Way to go. I told that.

Yeah, way to go. Self-loathing, closeted gay dad. So this basically this scene ends with Candy saying, yeah, okay, it's a fine new interlude. I would, forgever, if she would just admit that she was just trying to win a fight and went too low, right? Yeah. And so Mama's like, well, you know, it's nap time, right? And Candy's like, okay, I'll put Asta bed.

And then Joyce looks like she's about to fall off the stool. Like she just, the lights turn out. And her head's down. She's just sad. She was like, I meant for me. Where's my bed? I'll get my my seat belt candy. Candy, I need it.

Get rid of the couch, it's nap time candy, I don't care about ease. So just an example of how stupid Porsche is. Sparsely is walking in to get a dessert or something with your sister at the top. A place called Sweet Hut. Sweet Hut. Sweet Hut.

She's going in to Sweet Hut to get a piece of pie or something. And she goes, I had to rewind it because she goes, I think he's a meta actor. And I was like, did she just say meta actor? And I had to rewind it because I was like, poor she doesn't know what meta is. I actually had to rewind it to make sure she didn't say meta because I didn't believe she knew the word. And she used method actor properly. So, it was weird.

So, thank you for ordering that pie. It's on my face. You go poor, Sha. Yeah. Yeah, I was surprised. And by the way, there's this new Bravo show coming out that you see called, Your husband is cheating on us

and it's about like a group of people putting on a stage play. And I'm like, Dan, why is Bravo putting on all these shows all at once because I want to cover them all. Yeah, I don't know about that one. Well, either way. But also because it takes my idea of doing a reality show

to community theater, okay? And I guess it just wasn't sellable because who can do to choose to subscribe Superstar and get the rights? Nobody, that's who. I didn't write my own stupid musical. Called my husband is cheating on us. It's a good one. It's a good. Called, my husband is cheating on us. It's a good one.

It's a good one. You can just watch rise on NBC. Oh, good. That show just looks. What is, wait, what is rise? Don't know, I'm trying to stretch my legs. It's just show that they promoted heavily during the Olympics. It's like a drama.

It's, it feels like they're giving the Friday night lights treatment to like a high school musical, which in some ways, I mean, I like the idea of doing a show around a high school musical. That's not the musical high school musical. But this, the commercials are so serious. It's like, it's a football player, but he's singing. And then it's like Rosie Perez being like, okay, no, son, don't do your monologue. You know, and then the guy from how I met your mother being like, you can do this. And like, singing is like, like rise the community's coming together Because they're gonna do Brickadoon or something like that. Oh, go a football player singing wow great storyline from Lee

It's basically like maybe a different version of smash so whatever Which by the way I really hope first for smash. Yeah, that worked out great. Yeah, rise drop Whatever so Portia has I'm not a donuts person. Is that chicken? See, there's a reason I can't hate Portia, okay? Yeah, I was fully investigating this entire scene, making sure she wasn't eating anything that was non vegan.

I was like, wait a second. For a moment, I thought she had like foam, like a milky foam on her beverage. I was like, aha! But then she... You know she's closet beef eating. Well she ate beef in Spain. Yeah, but I feel like she's closeting because... Of course she'd say.

That is pretty, like you can't just be like, oh I'm vegan, oh I'm eating chicken because vegans, they'll wreck you. Like you can't just be like, oh today I'm having hamburger. Like that's a way of life, okay. Vegan's are very serious about their veganism and they're militant and like if you are going to enter the vegan family, you have to do it.

You have to jump both feet first. Because if you go in there, they will attack you with some cashew cheese, okay? They are making cashew cheese. That is not an easy lifestyle. You don't get to just say I'm a vegan and they not follow through. That's, that takes a lot of work to be a vegan. Yeah, it really does. You don't get to just say I'm a vegan and then not follow through. That's, that takes a lot of work to be vegan.

Yeah, it really does. You have a lot. You're part of a community once you do that. Yeah. Chicken with an apostrophe in. Chicken. That's the best chicken. Oh, yeah, chicken. Chicken's not real chicken. It's chicken.

It's not real. So yeah, so she's telling her about Barcelona and she's then she's like, I'm too busy to be there anyway. I've got rehearsal for my play. This nation is that chicken. I gotta figure out what's vegan, what's not vegan. They're trying to break my spirit. My chicken spirit. I just downloaded Candy Crush again. I'm trying to break my spirit. My chicken spirit. I just downloaded Candy Crush again. I'm like, that takes up time too. The minute I got my first Candy Crush,

I said, is that chicken? She's just seeing chicken everywhere. Feed for her. Candy Crush, because I wasn't Jeff. I was vegan. So what fucking feed porcelain please. So she's like, Well, you know, these ladies,

I don't know why they can't forgive me. I'm very forgiving. I think that we're all just humans. And you know, most humans want to trick and rape me. So, you know, it's not my fault I thought that. Okay. I like when she's going on her like, I'm so forgiving.

This was a rape comment young lady. Yeah. Further evidence that Kenya's clearly fired is that they just gave Porsche like a token scene to be like hey just don't forget Porsche's on the show because we don't see you're the rest of the episode. They don't even give that to Kenya. Porsche has a dumb thing at that sweet hut. You know. Yeah. So then we go over over to you I'm so sorry because I have to I have to point this out please do I'm not gonna be like here you here you are you balled ass bitches I really fucked up and then troll up away I was like did she just say she trolled

okay I'm done I just had to get that on the record. No, please, that's good. I actually missed that, so that's pretty funny. Did you mean to take a commercial break right now? Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting, hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not

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you can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So Kim Zolciak goes over to Chateau Shire and she's like, I love these pots, I love this doorbell girl. This is great. I'm like, this is the worst episode of House Hunters I've ever seen. Is that popcorn ceiling good? Cause I love popcorn. Yeah, you know Kim's just trying to use your ass

when she starts everything's a compliment. Oh my god, look at this pot girl. I love those pots. Ding dong. Oh my god, what a doorbell, love that. Love that you're loving a doorbell, huh? I wish there was a wall here. You know what I hate in open concept?

Let's put up a wall. Let's put some carpet on these floors. She just likes everything that they hate on house hunters. I guess. I don't want an end sweet now. Whoa, is this center to town? Is this close to the center to town? I mean, girl.

So she's trying to keep up her kiss ass, Steph. And sure as you love your solo house, it's solo cut, I'm saying. Because, oh my God, I love this half. You built it from the ground out. Member Neenie, never land. Oh, member when Neenie said that about you. I'm like, oh, okay, we know what you're doing, Kim.

You don't have to like start with a preamble. Yeah, exactly. She's like, oh my God, I love that bench, Sherelle. I want a bench. I want to get a bench from my kids. I was like, okay, just simmer down now. Okay. What are you going to do with the bench for your kids?

You probably already have three of them. Just relax, okay, we get it. You're getting a ton. They've got a ton, okay. They can go steal their own bench. You're terrible woman. So it's a round bench, right? It's a round table.

It's like a standard window seat. Well, it's circular and she goes, yeah, I love that table and she goes, well, I want a bench for the other side. And she goes, yeah, I love that table and she goes, well, I want to bench for the other side. And she goes, yeah, those are hard to find. Okay. So anyway, yeah, those are hard to find. Like Neenie's good side, know what I'm saying? Tell me about Barcelona. Hey, I'm wearing a giant flower on my shoulder because I want Neenie to remember that she's a weed. Get it. See, I'm flower. She's a weed. Hey give me the roundup

that's what kills weeds get it okay can we start this scene now are you just gonna keep like giving me more ammo for I mean I was just I was just about to say our Kim Zool yeah I was sounding a lot like Leon Locke and then you mentioned the roundup I was like listen well they are similar Kim does really talk like this I think it's more it's actually yeah, it's actually true or to Kim that voice. Yeah Which is funny because she's from Connecticut Yeah, well, that's Kim for you. Yeah. What is it about these Connecticut reality stars that just cannot maintain a Connecticut accent? You got to read going from Connecticut to being a British face and you got Kim be like, hi, I'm from the South y'all like no, you're from Connecticut to being a British face and he got came me like hi I'm from the South y'all like no you're from Connecticut Because you're gonna get yeah when you're Connecticut you're just like a blank slate. It's like the widest place ever

So you're like I don't know you're like one of those Sharpie boards just waiting to be drawn on you can do whatever you want Yeah, it makes me really appreciate Luanne more for maintaining her Connecticut accent Yeah, Connecticut basically just pushes out a bunch of build-a-bears. You know, you get to pick your own nose, your own ears, your own personality. Connecticut needs a little bit more love. You know, people say, oh, Massachusetts is where all the reality stars come from, or New Jersey. But if you think about it, Connecticut has given us Luanne to read Kim Zolciac, the entire

almost the entire cast of Game of Crowns. I mean, Connecticut is doing its fair share to give us some iconic people, even if some of them are totally miserable. Yes, they do it very well. Whatever they're doing over there, they're doing it very well. Insurance. So Kim's not done. So she's like, oh, you had to sleep on a twin bed.

Oh, if you're bed back, they made you sleep on a twin bed. And she's like, you know, they're selfish. They don't care about my back. Oh, if you're bed-backed, then you just sleep on a twin bed. Do you think you know their selfish? Then I'll care about my back. Yeah, it came to slide. I don't think anybody's really buying this, okay? It's like Kim's second song, nobody's buying it. You can sleep on a twin bed with a bad back.

I'm sorry, everyone. You can do it. It's possible. No one's saying sleep on a slab of stone. It's just, you just can't like, you know what you can't do? You can't like, when you flip over, you just can't like, you know what you can't do? You can't like, when you flip over, you can't do like a full-on like book page flip, you have to do with like the, you sort of rise up and rotate in place, it's fine, that's not gonna kill your back. So you can't do like an effective

star in bed, okay? You can't like make yourself into a big old star in bed, that's not gonna affect anything, okay? It's like, you know, they you know, if I can do a tree pose in bed, it's like, uh, wait a minute, you're back. And Keenie's like, well, Neenie's been using her back for 40 years as a stripper. I'm like, Kim, you were with a guy named Big Papa, you're fucking the first rich guy you saw, and you keep popping out babies,

you can keep getting money from him. And honestly, you know, I'm low to really slush him someone, but honestly, Kim, have you seen your plastic surgery, your boobs, your lips, your face, what you're doing to like sure might make you happy, but honestly, you look like a stripper. So stop like stop like honestly, like this is a full on glass house situation, and you were throwing breast implants around. And it's well what I don't. I don't. Sorry. No, I was just saying it's. If you're doing your breast implants, I'm, I know it's like breast implants around a cat top that like don't don't strip or shame. Neenie when you're the one who looks the most like a stripper, I'm sorry. Well, I'm not going to shame somebody for being a hoe, but I'm going to shame a hoe if I

feel like it. Like you don't just like not get to get shame just because you're a stripper. I'm not slet shaming you because you're a slut. I'm shaming a slut. I'm shaming Kim because she's ridiculous and she's hypocritical and she's and she's like slamming Neenie. Neenie has like is like very upfront about her stripper pass and there's nothing inherently wrong with being a stripper at all. But she's been upfront like yeah, I am you know like yeah I was a stripper and she'll joke but she's been up front. Like, yeah, I am, you know, like, yeah, I was a stripper and she'll joke about the things she used to do. She did like a whole photo shoot about it.

And so when I say someone- Oh my god, you just did a Doreet. You know what, she just did a whole photo shoot about. Oh shoot. She thought, oh shoot. What were we talking about to read? PK, I'm a concern. PK, no, but like, and you know,

so there's nothing wrong with being a stripper. And therefore, that that's why I'm like when I say that Kim looks like a stripper I'm not saying ha you're slutty. It's like no you're accusing of being a stripper But you're the one who actually looks like a stripper so you you in your mind being a stripper is like a shitty thing So like this is an insult in your mind about Neenie, but to truth You're the one who actually looks like a stripper and a bad one too. Yes, well, that's Kim for you. And so going over to the next biggest hypocrite or probably equally the biggest hypocrite

on the show over at Neenie's house, Neenie, I have never noticed that Greg and Brent both have two consonants at the end of their like two same letters, Gregiga and Brentita. How did I never notice that until now? Well, it's been like years off. He's been off the last letter for savings. And she would it too. Yeah, so that was really a thing she would have. Greg and Amy are like color coordinated. They're having a very strong blue moment. It was very yellow submarine blue minis, you know.

Very, very blue. And then Brent comes in wearing, I think he was wearing yellow or green on my friends. Hello, we're trying to coordinate a family here. Why are you not wearing blue? Well, then we get the tweets, because Mimi says, Oh well, I'm tripping, so literally,

I'm in a battle right now, social media, with Neenie and Brinkham and Brielle. And someone on Facebook wrote, could you imagine your mother ever saying, I'm in a social media battle right now? Yeah, exactly. I look, I could not even imagine. I'm so glad my mother doesn't know what social media is. Oh my God.

Neenie is saying, you know, Brielle had posted this whole thing about the roach, et cetera, et cetera. And so Neenie had done like a clap back on the Shade Room. Shade Room is a very popular Instagram account. And she had responded to Breel and all this stuff. And it was a whole big paragraph. I didn't write down the whole thing. But she-

Oh, I screen shot it. Would you like to hear it? It's pretty good. I mean, I was just gonna hide the one line. but oh I screenshot it would you like to hear it? It's pretty good. I mean it's I was pretty In line the one line that I thought was really funny, but it is I mean it is just so hard You read it and I'll I'll say my what I thought was fun. Yes Yeah, because it's not everybody read it and just meany is doing that whole wide-eyed innocent thing like What I can't but all I did was just make a little crap back

She goes you know my response is purely out of anger. Like, oh, okay, like he didn't really meet it. You're just angry. I'm like, you're the adult here. And I mean, technically, Brio is an adult now also, but you are like the, the wiser one. So I'm sorry, this does not work, but read it, read it, really.

So, Brio, Beerman, we do not have roaches. If you found one, you brought it with you, or it fell out of your funky pussy. Please know, I was, that was the line that I liked. Please know, I will get you all the way together when you start fucking with me in mind. Go somewhere and let the air out of those fake lips, fake titties and fake ass,

because you will never be Kylie Jenner. Yo, Trashy Mama said, I've taught you better. My home is brand new, capitalized, like Theresa G. Dice writes the rest of this tweet. My home is brand new capitalized, like Theresa G. Dice writes the rest of this tweet. My home is brand new, not you sit in. But you guys were so jealous of it, you couldn't even give a compliment. You had to stoop so low and be so disgusting, racist trash, hashtag racist trash. So then for you all responded at it's fuzzed out like we don't okay so real bourman writes back I am

not calling black people roaches I found a roach in nineties home not calling her a roach dumb fuck doesn't matter if you're black white Hispanic Asian et cetera you can still have roaches in your house if you don't fucking clean your shit hashtag call or can please so yeah that was funny call Carl Orkin, please. Here's the thing though. It wasn't a roach. Second of all, I think any homo will say bugs get in. You can have a very clean, guess what?

Even if you're an apartment, you can have a clean apartment and roaches get in and neighbor could have it. So calm down. I thought the race card seemed excessive. I've been up But what am I know I'm a white guy. So really should I be commenting on it? But I Even it seemed like even the people on the show later on were like well, I don't think the roasting was that racist

But they did make a point you know in that like you know It could be construed as a commentary on like the projects or whatever. I it's very rare that I'll defend Brielle or Kim. I actually don't think that's what they were doing. And I do think that Nini was trying to like basically get like a take a get like a sanctimonious sort of position, but like I'm happy to be corrected. Please correct me on Facebook. If you think I'm speaking out of place on this one, I personally like I didn't read it out of that, and it didn't seem like anyone else was kind of like,

eh, I don't really see that. It seemed like Nini was going for a little bit of a stretch there, but as Candy said later on, but there is definitely, it's a gray area. It could have been a commentary in the projects, and I don't wanna even touch that. Well, Nini is just so offensive that she negates everything.

Exactly. That's why it's hard to be like, well, because I think as Nini, Nini should have just been like, you know, a Briel, this is not in your business, you saw a bug, get over it. You know, it should just been like, it happens in life when you're an adult and you want a home Briel, you'll see. That's what her response had been. And it not been like, it fell out of your funky pussy, which is hilarious, but like you are older, Neenie, and she's 21. Like how are you stooping to this level? Am I talking about today? I apologize. No, no, no, I just, I get it. I just don't,

my stand is more just against Neenie because this, she cracks me up. She's telling like the story so innocently and she's like, now mind you, she says she was invited by Brent and then she goes, did you invite her, Brent? And he's like, well, you know, she was in the neighborhood and I basically, you know, I was thinking, wait, she was clearly for Brent, I'm sorry. Like there was like, there was like so many subtitles

and you could practically see like, a princess being like, we think. Both crack together. Talk about Dan and she's coming to the neighborhood and I say, well, if you're in the neighborhood, you're going to buy yogurt. Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, on Greek yogurt, baggy yogurt, whatever, you know.

And she's like, well, so and she just happened to be stopping by when your mother was having an all white party with seafood and gays. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, there was a party going on. She wanted to go. So now just, I mean, so Nini, she, her response was so ridiculous. And the fact that she was like, well, it came out of anger, like I'm exonerated.

But then we go back over to Kim, and now here comes Kim being so ridiculous. Like she, she comes like like I had to hire security I'd to get a lawyer Neenie's pulling the race car yada yada yada. I'm like, no, you're awful, too You're both awful Have your social media revoked both of you. Yes, and then straight as like Neenie Neenie hair way below the belt And Kim's like she has been you're trying to sabotage my name and I just let it go

Your whole family is racist. My whole family bitch. Like, uh, so wait. It's just you and not your whole family. And you just let it go. What are you talking about? You said she's on drugs every episode this season. You've been going after Neenie pretty hard at your both ridiculous.

Yeah. And then at this point, Neenie starts to clarify. She says, you know, it sounds very racial when you speak, when you're speaking to an African American person and say, roaches, it's like reminiscent of the projects. So I actually, I do empathize with that sensitivity. I just don't feel like I, I, I didn't, it wasn't like they were saying, you're a poor ass person from the, like, you, you may have come up, but you still have roaches in your house because you're a poor ass person from the like you you may have come up

But you still have roaches in your house because you're from the projects whatever I wasn't getting that vibe But I could be wrong obviously again. I'm just a white guy. So like who should I really be commenting on it? Probably not, but I can't stop talking I can't help myself. I can't stop but But either way we then got to see a montage of Kim's problematic Commentary over the years. Oh my God. Oh my God.

And I just started laughing because she is really... She is problematic. But then they showed that clip of Neenie when she came on the tour bus or whatever with Kim, whatever that trailer was that they were in. And she was just going off for no reason that day. It was another day where Neenie just decided she's going to go after someone. They weren't even fighting. She was coming for a friend trip.

Kim's like, hey, bitch, welcome to my truck. And then she starts going in and saying that she's treating. She has a slave. And of course, she has a slave. And I remember being mortified during that episode. Yeah. Because it was just another example of Nini to getting jealous that somebody had something more than her and going in for no reason.

And that was back then. But of course now, I'm like, why are they showing this kind of out of context because they're making it sound like Kim actually did say something. But then I'm like, this show is tricking me because there's no way you're ever going to get me to argue that Kim is not an ignorant bitch. Yeah. I don't care what it's about. Kim is an ignorant bitch. And so was Meanie care what it's about. Kim is an ignorant bitch.

And so was Neenie. And so I can't sit here and like argue in either of their favor. They're, oh, both awful people. They use the worst possible thing to say against each other every time. And it always gets everybody fighting. And it's like, really, you're going to pick Kim or Neenie in this situation. They're both horrible human beings. Yeah.

I mean, the first thing they showed of Kim was her making a comment from season one, which I'd forgotten where she was like, I'm not gonna be there with Neenie while she sits there and he's chicken, which is that is definitely like, okay, you are walking a fine, and you've actually crossed a problematic line there, like, like, like, no, Kim, no, have a seat.

And I think when they showed that clip, yes, I remember watching it and being like, where did this come from with Nini and they apparently had an argument beforehand about who knows what. I think the point of that clip was when Nini accused Kim of treating sweet like a slave and she was like, I'm no one's slave.

And then Kim just started going, slave, slave, slave. It was like, I think that was the point of it that she was being like Kim, like, like don't make a joke of it that she was being like, Kim, like, don't make a joke of it, Kim. Don't start yelling slave. That's like not cool. It's not going to help the situation.

I think, I think that's what they are not going to use a five year old clip to get me speaking out for Kim because she's a horrible monster of a human being. And I was mortified during that, when that episode originally aired because Kim was an awful girl but she was funny and not as awful as she is now. Now she's just a monster. She's really terrible. Same for me. She's worse than Nini. I think she's worse than Nini. Back then we still liked them both like faults and all. I mean we still liked them but now I can't even stand either one of these people. I want them off my fucking TV. They're awful. They're awful for humanity. Period.

I agree. I also want them off my TV. But if I had to choose, I'll keep Nini. Because at least Nini is, I think Nini is funnier. I think she's smarter than Kim. I think Kim is just like a spoiled brat. And like what was funny about Kim was that she was always awful, but there was something she was sort of like

kept it real, but now she doesn't keep it real anymore. Like when I say keep it real, meaning that like, you know, there was something relatable about sort of like kept it real, but now she doesn't keep it real anymore. Like when I say keep it real meaning that like, you know, there was something relatable about her being like, I just want some Chick-fil-A right now, you know? But now she's just, she acts like a diva and she hasn't done anything to support. Like there's at least some of our favorite divas in life, Patty LaPone, or either Franklin,lin whoever they have talent to support their diva ness Kim. Kim. There Kim has no talent None Well, she just married a fan. It was stupid. She was doing a silly Silly song and all that stuff, you know that was when she knew it was silly

You know, why is it one saying there's a tightrope between Me and you and you know what Kim has fallen off that tightrope? That's another Between me and you The ring didn't mean a thing Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, The ring didn't mean nothing. No. The ring didn't mean nothing. No. The ring didn't mean nothing. No.

The ring didn't mean nothing to you. I see you're out there still doing your thing. So I'll keep the ring. No. No. No. I think to you I see you're out there still doing your thing so I'll keep the ring oh My good Wow, well, we've officially dropped to last place in my team I feel like yeah once you like uncorked the Zolciac on the podcast

Like we have now just like opened up a portal and aliens are gonna come ripping through the sky and take over Los Angeles adventure style. And we deserve it. We do. I would like to be the first to say. Yes. So next we go over to Cynthia's house who she's picking up, oh she's picking up Marla. Wait, what is she doing? Wait, I just want to see before we get to the end of this. Yeah, one last thing because we got so sidetracked on the scene, but Kim Kim tells Saray that the video the the the carcass video was just an inside joke between mom and daughter It wasn't like she put it all out there. I'm like that totally fine except that you then tweet you you you texted to everyone It's on social media.

So that's not such an inside joke anymore. So take a seat on the bench that you don't have, Kim. Yeah, she just waited to use it. They're totally right about that. She holds evidence. Like she takes evidence and she waits to use it. Like they had a cat picture in this and like she is doing that totally.

What else did she say? Oh wait, I think we, think we are to go to that. So Cynthia now, Cynthia is, I just want to say that there's like a wasp, like an actual wasp, not like Martha Stewart flying outside my window, trying to get into this room. I feel like the more we talk about Kim, the more dangerous insects are coming for me right now. And also, because we were talking about Shiree, they're like, they're always trying to get Shiree. right now. And also because we were talking about Shirei. They're like, they're always trying to get Shirei. So Cynthia has these like new glasses on. Like Cynthia, stop trying. Those all look two dollars. At least stop trying to sell your shit glasses. Those don't even

keep the sign out. They're just trying to make you look smart, not working. So she's going to pick up Will. Now, this is the saddest thing I've ever heard because she's like last time I saw Will, John. Portia and Eva, you're quite the monkey wrench into our relationship, but I have no way ruled him out. I'm like, yeah, you're taking him to the airport. You fucking doormat, okay? Exactly. Portia doesn't even need a bigger doormat. You're the biggest doormat I've ever seen in my life. I'm a higher or a better boyfriend. We all know this is a Kenya hired boyfriend. I'm a higher or a better boyfriend. We all know this is a Kenya hired boyfriend. I'm a better one. Yeah, you only get the tax deduction

if you pick up stuff for goodwill, not actualwill. I'm so basement on me girl. Yeah, so she picks up will and he's just, he's the worst. And we're learning now, this is when we find out on the show that Nini has just been dropped from Candie's escape tour Because she was doing if you remember she was gonna be like opening up for the for escape doing comedy But Neenie made this rape joke in San Francisco

Sash told someone in the audience that she hopes that her Uber driver rips her and guess what? Didn't go over so well. Didn't land. Didn't quite land. Wait, a good Uber raped joke should. Pretty much like the self-driving Uber is now, which is just basically killing people in the street. Great segue, because that happened today.

A self-driving Uber in Phoenix, and mode someone over. And the reason why I'm mentioning that is because, I texted you this, but Camille Grammar decided to take a stance on this. Camille Grammar, side track here. She tweeted like a link to the article, Woman dies an hour zone after being hit by an Uber self-driving car. And her tweet goes,

This is my concern with self-driving cars our computer is better than human driving man this is computer parentheses AI are we ready for this reaction time etc. I'm like this is your big stance Camille grammar about our artificial intelligence what did this come from she didn't even finish her lip sees, which I love. It's like reactiontime.dot.etc. A question mark. What? Meal's big stance is self-driving cars. Is this what we're really about? No.

A computer's better than humans driving. I'm like, have you seen anybody on your cast driving? I'm voting for the Uber. I mean, I'm driving for the self-driving cars, okay? I blame this on Mauricio, because Mauricio is probably somewhere on like Facebook live, and like, so I was really excited to be lying today about- Yeah, this is my concern. It's not driving cars.

It's driving cars. It's driving cars. It's driving cars. It's driving cars. It's driving cars. It's driving cars. It's driving cars. Yeah, the fee-teens.

It's driving cars. It's driving cars. Yeah, the fee-teens. It's driving cars. It's to business. Yeah, we ask you time. Time to go. It's like not fair. Yeah, et cetera. Question marks. So upset. Anyway, so now we're talking about how difficult it is dating Cynthia.

Like the most difficult thing about you is getting buried in a rented out a Jurassic Park museum. OK? Nothing is difficult about being married to you. You know what we're updating you. You don't even pay attention. Yeah. You're taking this kind of the airport. How is it difficult? Definitely. You want to get him some lunch on the way there. Jesus. Like the most difficult thing about dating Cynthia is that she she can't do make her own sushi. That's all that we've learned that's difficult like she gets her own

Like she she'll get you your your own sushi as backup like she's not difficult and then will is like Yeah, that night when Eva was coming at me like honestly I was about to dump you and then I was huh. We're not even together anyway I'm like I know what you're doing here will you are playing a mental game now like you're making Making her feel like she almost lost you. No will shut up. you don't get to almost dump Cynthia she was the one who almost dumped you yeah says her free ride to the airport yeah just not buying it with Cynthia fucker so Saray not fucker fucker fuck these scenes oh yeah fuck will and just fuck Cynthia just like actually like you know you're like him fuck him have a

great time he's hot fuck him have a great time. He's hot. Fuck him. Have a great time. Don't give him rest the airport. He does not I'll call you this my respect like it's called you but I respect it's given that a self-driving Uber car and if he survives it It's a sign So next up Sheree walks into Vita juice with a fanny pack and just kind of starts rocking back on her feet going What's most pop? Give us your energy. I'm like you do not need energy. Okay, you need to go sit down and just wait for somebody to bring you a burger It's something that you put your bad back. Yeah This is why I said remember when Kenny was on this show. That's what that was my note

so Yeah, so candy is there and Sharan Candy are talking about how Candy drops Nini from the tour because Candy was like Say now, ah, there was like Love, like a little drop Nini and I was like, I don't think it was so bad but like Bluh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah was like, oh, okay. Oh. More or less. Yeah. She's like, look, there's been enough negativity in this group, okay? People are already like having to watch me learn choreography, okay?

We don't need anything else to bring this down. Yeah. And, you know, essentially Candy was like, I thought it was a bad joke, but I thought it would just sort of blow over, but it didn't even the promoter wanted her gone. So I had to get rid of her. That's just the way it goes. And straight made a good point, which is like, you know, like rape isn't funny, and it's sort of weird because candy was so mad at Porsche and it's still mad at Porsche about rape accusations. And now she seems like, okay, with it here, I mean, there's two different

things. Well, it's not really the same one's a joke about rape and one's an actual rape accusation, which those are two different. Yeah, it's not really the same. One's a joke about rape and one's an actual rape accusation, which those are two different things. Yeah, it's not the same thing. No, that doesn't mean I'm standing up for Nini. It was gross and I'm glad she lost her fucking job for it. But on the other hand, as somebody who says plenty of stupid things and has been shown

a lot of forgiveness over the years and grace, I'm not really gonna totally, totally attack N, Neenie, for this one comment, because the hypocrite bus is waiting outside, and I don't feel like going to get on it right now. That said, I don't remember making a lot of rape jokes, and I don't see how making a non-joke, making an accusation that someone's husband is trying to drug and rape you is the same

as making a rape joke. I mean, there's no world that those two are the same things. I agree. I also believe it or not, I mean, I think it's a totally tasteless joke. It wasn't even funny, not saying it excuses, if it's funny, but it's almost like, sort of when you're in comedy, if you're going to make a tasteless joke, you better make it funny. Otherwise, you've just said something tasteless. you've just said something tasteless. And you just said something tasteless, that's all. But I will say this, I do think that if it had been a man who had made that joke,

I don't think it would have even made a headline, which is, I think, really sad. I know I might sound a little like social activist-y here, but I actually do think, you know, we've heard the way comedians have responded hecklers in the past. And what Nini said is probably on par with what a lot of comedians have said. And I'm not saying it excuses it, it's not right. But I do think because she's Nini, she got she got fly for it,

whereas other people would not have. I think it's because she's famous. You know, one thing Nini's gone to the top because she's just like, I'm gonna do stand up and so she gets to play these huge things because she's Neenie. Part of being a stand up is being booed and heckled and talk back to and having to learn how to deal with it. And she has, she's not, she hasn't had to do that because she came into it with fame. And that's not really sour grapes. It's just, she's not used to it. She's like, they get to say things to me, but I don't get to say anything back Well, yeah, but you know you it's a rape you don't get to tell people go get raped. Yeah, I'm asked. Yeah

What's the learning experience? So So Sheree either way Sheree starts it starts moving on to the Neenie versus Kim situation Roach gate, which is much more entertaining than rape gate and Sheree is Sheree tells us and this episode's got it all that's me Jesus Christ is it racist is it misogynist is it rape me? Jesus fucking show give me a breaker so Sheree is telling candy about how Kim is getting death threats now because of the Roach Gate and can't just like That was my version of her making a skeptical face Yeah, Candy is this one thing Candy does here that I really like is that she's like look We made a pact at a Christmas party that we weren't gonna go after each other so I'm sticking with it, okay?

Which that's my favorite thing in a housewife show And it makes me crazy when people turn on each other because, you know, part of getting through this is having a teammate that you just stand up for each other. And Candy is really showing what a good sport she is by just sticking up for Neenie. Even during all of this, when she knows it's gonna turn into Neenie getting back at her in some way.

You know, maybe Candy just knows, it's just not worth it to get into a fight with Kim. She's not on the show. I'm just gonna get dragged down into her just like down market lifestyle. If I'm gonna have a fight with anyone, I'll have it with someone who's on the show who's more entertaining. Yeah, and so Candy goes, well, because Shereya's like, well, you cause someone to race this and people take that

crap. Real serious. And Candy goes, true. She's like her little like it was like someone pulled the crank on her own little slosh. She's like, ding ding ding true. Candy's, um, octaves were amazing in this episode. She had like five octaves in every single sentence in this episode and she's like, can't muster due lunch and I was like, I want to watch you watch the video. She's like, see? Now, I want to have lunch and I'm like, I'm sure she'll show up on the island. So then a bug comes to me, Sireay, like a wasp for something and she goes, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa One of them's fat. Thank you for laughing on mom ahead. What have they called? You guys my brain cells are fucking gone. I'm so tired. Larry care. Yeah, the three suitors.

Anyhow, so now we go over to Nini's place where she's putting out a little spread and the music is all serious, like a talent all commercial. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun. And so, she's putting out cupcakes and Greg's like linking the frosting off the cupcakes, which is kind of gross. So Cynthia and Marlo come over. Cynthia's wearing her 50 synth shirt. It's like, okay, Cynthia. I think I'm not Cynthia.

Cynthia's basically like the dollar, the dollar aisle, like in March at Target for Christmas. You know, it's like, okay. This candy is now hard. Please get it off the floor. Yeah. Yeah. Please.

So Neenie is now doing, she's on her apology tour and she's saying, you know, that she never meant to hurt anybody. This, so she, this again, about the Uber joke thing and she's like, I never, ever meant to hurt anybody. You know, people like, I'm not made of steel. I hurt too. I'm like, see, this is what I hate about you, Neenie. No one was asking if you were her.

And it's not, you're, like, you're not allowed. This is not about you. It's about the fact that you made a really shitty joke that offended a lot of people. And you also think made out of steel don't generally make rape jokes. Boom. Yeah.

Well, I guess that was her point, which is that this woman heckled her and that she's not made a seal and she reacted and that's what happened. But whatever, I like that Marla is like, yeah, we're here to be positive. My bag is Gucci, but it's inspirational too. Let go of that God. Like thanks for your, thanks for your purse hug.

So Nini, so first, I'm talking about the, the, the, the road situation. And Nini is basically like, why, why can't Kim just, Kim just come to my house and be happy for me. Why does she always have to take me down? Which I think is a fair question to ask. Oh, no. I don't, I don't, I just, I can't, I just can't stand up for him. This is a fight that I just honestly, I'm not picking a horse.

Well, I'm, well, I'm, I, I choose, I would not like to pick a horse either, but I, I always, I always feel like I have to pick a horse. And I agree. I mean, I think that this whole thing is just so stupid and, and Kim, Kim, she, when real sent that, Kim should have just been like, whatever, laughed at it, deleted it, like it should not have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say,

I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say,

I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say,

I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, I'm gonna have to say, is like, well, we came over because we saw you crying on Instagram. Like, oh, that's, that's such a good friendship. And we're like, was it because of Cam and the papers that they're serving you or the tweet from Brio or she's like, oh, is it the incident of the comedy club? We're getting dropped from the tour or the handicapped son or people calling you a moose online or people like, they have this whole list that they're trying to get through. Yeah.

So Nini starts to say what went wrong on that show. And she's like, well, I had this joke about Uber and what I didn't realize. Did you notice I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this part's important because fucking Nini, of course, is going to bring Cynthia in some way. She's going to try and bring somebody onto her life raft. She's like, well, this is actually a joke that me and Cynthia originated. You know, I'm a bad woman for your comedy routine

It's about right behind 50 cents 50 cents About riding in Uber with men little did I know San Francisco is where Uber originated, and there were a lot of Uber people in the audience. Oh, okay. So you're not starting for making a rape joke. It's that you did it in front of Uber people who were biased against you. Come on! I don't think people who were at Uber are necessarily going to be like, I have to defend my company right now at this comedy show. I think they've heard the jokes before and they're like, okay with it.

You just weren't putting on a good show, okay? Just face it. I'm not allowed to say anything back. So then they talk about the tour and then Cynthia's like, well, you just got to be a little more careful. Like yeah. And then Marlacos, you can be, oh, sorry, by the way, I ordered an Amazon Prime outlet, like a plug strip. So that's probably why Bueller's parking. It's important

to let you know what I got. Thank you. Well, either way, it's just like, Neenie's like, I got to remember to think before I speak basically. And that's what Cynthia's saying is, you have to, you know, you're a public figure. Yada, yada, yada. I'm like, that's fine, but Neenie's been in the game for 10 years. Like, how is she not learning this lesson already? It's like, this is a nice scene of culpability, but no, it's kind of fake. She knows. She knows totally fake. There's no tears coming out of her eyes. She's putting a tissue like, it's like, oh my god, quad cries better than you. Yeah. And Marlowe like You can be me just not me Marla saving this show for me sometimes and then sometimes you know

I want to run it over with the best so yeah So then we go over to a restaurant where candy's sitting there and she's gonna be having lunch with Kim And this is the first time they've hung out in years and years. We see a bunch of flashbacks about how they used to hang out, but then the party for the party mess, you know, drove them apart. So here's Candie. She's sitting there. It's 1257.

I don't know what time they're supposed to originally meet, maybe 1230, who knows? It's 1257. Then it's 139. Then it's 211. And Kim does not enter the restaurant until 228, which is, girl, Doreet showed up quicker than her. Doreet passed by, had a Calamari and left already. Yeah, I'm convinced the only reason why Candy is still there

is because production was making you stay there. But I was like, Kim, you don't know what, you are dealing with a hangry, hangry, candy, and that is not a safe candy to be around. Yeah candy goes. Yeah, bitch You are tired for the party. Yeah And Kim is like saying how it's like nice to hang out with with candy She's like I mean even though candy cost me $40,000 in lawyers. I have no ill-built towards candy I'm like shut up. I can't stand, Kim. I cannot stand there. From not paying her, you asshole, Kim. She really is.

And this is such a way for Kim to get out of the car. First of all, in her new rent event, she's like, have fun at Costco, honey. Yeah. That is so Kim. And then Violin Princess music plays as she enters Mm-hmm, and she starts doing her immediate compliment thing where she's like very girl You got long hair today girl love your pots. That's great. I want a bench I want to be in

If you're about these things called benches apparently can have them installed right under your window It's like crazy. I want to get them for the kids I want to get a different bench for every kid just one one room full of benches, you know It looks like a church fix it all the benched on the side, you know. But round. You know, they have benches in courthouses. Weird. It's called approaching the Brent bench, but I never actually see a bench in there. So I don't know what people are talking about sometimes. I'm sorry, I'm late, but I'm coming from Alpha Redding and someone's trying to kill me. So, um, so they're sitting there and then of course Kim is texting with Kroi about Costco and Candy just rolling her eyes because Candy's a good eye roller and so her eyes

are in full, full form. Yes. She's like, girl, when I met you, you drank man. Give me a blade. Give me a break. She's like, I can't be anywhere with that Kroi. Yeah. She goes, hold on, he's fixing me from Costco.

Yeah. So now, Kim is heard that Candy was shading her in Barcelona about how basically Like Croix her driver like Kim can't go anywhere without croix always outside And so Kim is being like I heard you're saying these things about me whatever and of course Kim says you're just jealous Everyone's just jealous of me because I got a croix and that's the candy is like girl See now girl nobody's jealous of me because I got a croix and that's the candy is like girl see now girl nobody is jealous of Okay Okay, this is big one pause okay

So now Kim in typical Kim fashion can't because candy's not even being mean She's like I wasn't talking bad about you. I was just saying you always have to have your husband around or whatever and Kim Get so defensive typical. She starts pulling on her plastic hair You know both sides of her plastic hair and rub it patting it rubbing it patting it pulling it pulling it It's like oh, yeah, well, when do I need curl the time give me one specific example? Give me one example Like it's just don't get it give me one example. Oh god. It's like a child You just want to just not even talk to them because it's like What are you gonna have to just playing this whole thing? Do you just did it right now?

Exactly the editors even show like 10 minutes ago her been I'm I'd be short lover and like it's Kim is an annoying person to argue with because she'll Always find the one part of your argument that has nothing to do the argument and like turn it into that She's like what's your business? What's your who's like, why is it your business if my husband's outside? Why is it your business? Like, it's not about that. And even candy is very commonly says, it's not about like him being your driver. It's about you being present.

It feels like you're here and then you're just like waiting to like jump out and like get into the car with Kroy and leave. Like you can't just like hang with us. And Kim is still stuck on this, like you're jealous or like, who cares? It's none of your business if my man's out there or not. Why do you even care about whether,

or whether, grow as they are not. It's like, shut up, Kim, oh my God. Yes, and then she's like, give me an example. And Candy goes, okay, the elephant room. So when the fuck did I call my husband at the elephant room? And she's like, who the fuck are you kissing at? And I was like, uh-oh. Yeah.

And then Kim looks like she's not gonna fuck with Kandy. She's like, well, I'm just getting irritated because I'm pulling my hair out. No, I'm not. And now Kandy is in full like cry voice. She's like, if you're getting irritated, what the fuck do you always do? But you do take your ass on and get in that car camera. If you want to go back, uh-oh, we're in a car camera. If you wanna go back, I'll wheel.

I was like, oh, she's gonna talk into a fan. I'll wheel. Damn. And Cam, these girls just wanna fuck crocus. Mm. Yeah. So it looks like it's getting really tense, but then they somehow push through it

and just get into small talk like, so hire kids say how they're good are your kids they're good because candy doesn't even she's like she's not gonna apologize to this bitch which I love and she goes now if you feel I was overstepping by saying you're not present cool and Kim just looks at her like, uh, I'm not sure what to say, because there's no sorry. So she just stares at her and then she goes, can't be. So what's happening with you now? Well, I got six kids and a baby and grow on a big car and you know, of course doing stuff for the NFL now. You know, broadcast and yeah, yeah, we're looking

at some benches, you know, he's been benched himself actually. So we're like, that way was perfectly getting a bench because Krois actually on the bench so we can sit on a bench now with the kids They call on It's not round though if you find one find it straight we're friends man So then of course she can't just leave well enough alone. She's like oh y'all have calamar. What about Neenie? What about Neenie saying right stuff and can he's like well obviously rape is a dodgy subject like literally God this show the choice of words come on yeah, and so you came is doubling down on on her theory that Neenie is on something and and so candy is this thing then candy to ask him like why so why did you send that video like what

Why would you ever do that and came like well? Neenie's been trying to ruin my reputation for 10 years I'm like what reputation did you have? Like, nurse of the year? I don't think so. You had no reputation. You were at zero. She did not, she can't, zero divided by any number is still zero. You want to say off big stroke and heart surgery.

I'm like, okay, Miss, almost cancer. You were the originator of the term. Well, you were the impetus for us to originate the term almost cancer, hombrubbo. So, Candy's basically like, I just don't think that like, you know, kids should be involved in growing up fights and everything. And Kim's like, well, Candy just, Candy's only like, she found out that Nini has a dick and she likes it.

I'm like, this doesn't even, like, you've got to work on your shade. I mean, I'm not a great shader, like you've got to work on your shade. I mean, I'm not a great shader, but you really have to work on your shade. If you're going to try to say this stuff on this show, yeah. Unfortunately, Kim's phone beeps and she looks down and Ace has been hashtagging mom with a choice as a frog in a cow. So it can't be out of the argument. Either way, they kind of bury the hatchet.

They did, they mentioned the race thing candy says about like the cockroaches or whatever and Kim just like well I am who I am. I'm like the Popeye defense. I don't know that always works well In a racial situation I am who I am what can I say? But whatever I mean candy is like listen. I don't think you're racist, but just so you know, this is probably why I was viewed this way. You know, she's like, well now that we've talked about race, you know, the only reason we all ever felt it was because of Muddy Candy. You know, it was just Muddy, and you know, and you know, you know, that's the only thing. It's just business. I'm like, uh, yeah, the fact that she fucking produced and wrote a song for you. And then you totally thought her.

Yeah, that's just about money. It's not about the fact that you had no respect for somebody who did so much for you. You idiot. Well, at this point, Candy is like earning probably like quadruple. What Kim Kim is earning. So she's just like, whatever. Yeah. The ring does cost a thing. And I can afford it. You poor bitch. So have fun with your rent event. You know what? Candy went to a gala over the weekend. I think it's called like, where are we or something like that and Beyonce was there and She can't be as a picture with like Beyonce and Riley and Todd's kid whatever Kayla and she can't just like say now My little eyes they got to meet Beyonce and I'm like here the proof is in the pudding okay I don't see anyone else no one else I'm like I don't see anyone else getting a photo off with Beyonce.

Okay, Facanti can do it. So, Facanti wrote someone for a biggest hit. I mean, Beyonce is someone who pays her damn bills. Okay. Exactly. No pun intended. And the thing is this, like, money is one thing. To paraphrase Countess Luhan, money can't buy you Beyonce access, okay? That's the real proof.

So ultimately, I'm assuming they can't do that at a place where like, you know what? Yeah, I'm probably entitled to like $50,000, but I just made a million because I have a running credit on a shitty Ed Sheeran song because he stole it from me. And I'm meeting Beyonce right now. So really, I'm moving on. Yeah, Kim, sorry, your life sucks, but as Neenie would say, you know, when it rains at pours and when it's pours it's Kim. Oh my goodness, I am wired. Why don't we wrap up this show, shall we? Let's do it, B.M. Guys, go buy tickets to our Detroit show. That's this Saturday, watch Crappens.com is where you can find those ticket links. And also be sure to enter our ticket contest if you want to win some free tickets to that

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