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Episode Date: April 9, 2019

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have anything to show. It's amazing. I mean, like, you know, you it tickets for our Irvine show suckers Goodbye Kyle shirts are only up for another week or two. So go get your good bye Kyle Good does now we have a big day today because this real housewives of Atlanta is ridiculous, okay? Yeah It is really ridiculous. Stupid, me and one thing that I did as soon as the episode was over is I went immediately

to Twitter because I was really angry. I was angry at Neenie because I just think that she is just a ball of hate arrayed and I was just I just wanted to be I want sometimes I just need to know am I the only one that feels this way or I mean I knew you felt that way too but it's just me and Ronnie or is it the rest of the world and I went on to Twitter and guess what everyone thinks Neenie's a monster like everyone on Twitter was hating on Neenie and everyone was saying the like the best things and one of my favorite tweets that I saw was a guy and unfortunately I don't have it in front of me.

He said you know when Neenie says she is the glue that keeps this cast together maybe she forgot season nine when she wasn't on it and the rating soared and the reunion had an entire extra episode. Yeah, case in point as Lindsey from Summer House, case and point as Lindsey. Well, yeah, she's the glue. She's that old-fashioned glue that gave people lead cancer, you know, and then they had to like take it down and then no one could use the glue anymore, then they to figure out how to re kill a horse to get like glue that wouldn't kill you.

Yeah, she's like a kind of glue she is. She's hate or hate me. I hate her. Yeah, she's back. I hate that she's acting like a jackass. I hate that she's making her husband's cancer all about herself all the time. Yeah, I'm over it. I have no pity for Neenie or no empathy or sympathy.

No, whichever words you'd prefer using guys. Okay. Either one grammar argument. She's got no path empathy or sympathy. No. Whichever word you'd prefer using, guys, okay? Either one getting grammar argument. But she's got no pathy, okay? And you know what? Like I tried to make Nini work, okay? I tried to make it work this season. I, at one point, I felt like classic Nini was back. I thought she was a little nicer.

And I was, I was feeling it. I was like, Nini is back. Why was I so silly? Why would I ever think that? She is not back. She is a monster. She always will be a monster. She has been forever tainted by fame.

And honestly, I really do think she has undiagnosed borderline personality disorder. I really like it. I'm not even gonna give her that benefit of the doubt because I'm so sick of people being dicks and then suddenly they're like, Oh, it's a mental disorder. No, you're a fucking dick, okay?

I'm not using it as an excuse No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm yelling at people who do that because it makes me crazy It's like oh, I'm a dick. Oh, well I fell out of a skylight when I was 16 that's why I was PTSD Oh, you know, it's like 20 different reasons now that you're a dick that everyone has to give you pity No, you're a fucking dick, okay, and you're being made to your husband with cancer Okay, she is a dick Well, I think that's the thing when you have borderline personality disorder you sort of become a dick like everything becomes about you It's like like the smallest thing case and Kate. Oh my god

I can never say case in point again ever since summer house, but case in point. I mean everything with This Kenya thing like she is she is ending her friendship with Cynthia because Cynthia invited Kenya to a party I'm sorry. that is the petiest, stupidest thing. Is she's so vile, she's so terrible. And what I did love about this episode, and we are going to jump into it shortly, I did love that the women just were like at some point she was all laughing at her. And I feel like that's what Nini needs. I think she needs like an entire reunion of women,

not to be like, well, Neenie, not to be like trying to read her. Kissing her ass. Yeah, not to be like kissing her ass, not to be trying to defend themselves. Just whenever she says dumb shit, just laugh at her and dismiss her. Because that would be, that's what she needs and deserves. And you know what else, who else needs to start doing that? The audience because Meenie to at this point, Neenie, I was really proud of the ladies in the show, which is a crazy thing to say, but I was proud of how they reacted to Neenie because

they yeah, like you said, they laughed on her face. They did not take one ounce of her shit or start bending over backwards to try and apologize to her and they stuck to their guns and that's very rare because usually in these shows like the meaniest the meaniest one the meanest one everyone starts bending over backwards So they don't get you know crushed by their mean tractor or whatever Yeah, and they didn't this time and I was very it was very nice And I hope that we're done with Neenie. I know that we have a month of these goddamn reunions But I hope that when these are done that I'm done with Neenie and I never want to be her support They're giving her any kind of mind again.

I think they need to fire her. I think Bravo needs to actually fire her and be done with her for good this time. I really firmly believe it. You know, we said this about Kim Zolciac last year. And Neenie, we were on your side for that one with Kim Zolciac. And this is like, no, we are not on your side anymore. I mean, against Kim Zolciac, I probably still would take Neenie's side, but Neenie needs to go and let's also like all hail Porsche because She was just so excellent in the reunion anytime Neenie was in a snake anytime

Like shoot Neenie was trying to like have a moment Porsche was just like literally laughing at her smirking at her It was like those text messages those text is that we saw last week with between the two of them where nini was right Right these little does long text message and Porsche would respond with emoji that was like you know like Just like Bring back Claudia Jordan. That's what i say bring back Claudia Jordan get rid of nini well i don't want nini's horribleness to overshadow cladius boring this because cladia did have a fun time when she yelled at nini at that home shelter otherwise i mean i don't necessarily need cladia Jordan back but i don't

need me back either and guess who else would have need back canya okay i do need to get back to the last time I pulled somebody, he said that somebody had borderline personality disorder. I believe it was Kenya. So you see, I don't remember. I feel like that's a bad bullsucker. I feel like I pull that one out a lot. It probably does have borderline, but she can, but she's at least borderline and funny.

Like she's borderline and entertaining to me, or she knows how to like, I just feel like she knows what to do. I think she can read people a lot better than Neenie Ken. I think that she knows how to stir up drama in a way that where she is awful, I'm never gonna say that Kenya Moore is a good person, but I do think that she is great on the show. I think that she has like, she knew how to stir up

shit in a way that was like interesting and hilarious, whereas Neenie is just like clunky and angry and bitter. And if I'm going to choose between two borderline personality people, I'm going to choose Kenya over Nini. Okay, fairness. And I agree with you by the way. I'm not raging about somebody being so fucking horrible. It's like, this is, I mean, I have Kyle, but Kyle's like child's play on Beverly Hills

compared to these people. I mean, my God, N but Kyle's like, child's play on Beverly Hills compared to these people. I mean, my God, Nini is a monster. Kenya is a monster. I mean, this show has like the funniest, this one's the funniest one to me, but it's also the one that features the biggest monsters. Smalla. Yeah, these women are like full on monsters.

Yeah, I think the show is in trouble right now and I think we need to get rid of Nini, probably need to get rid of Eva. And I don't know, then see where we go from there. But it was really nice to see that this show broke a million, you know, broke their two million mark, which is good because it's been having some kind of issues this year in the rating, the ratings tanked a little bit this year. Yeah, notice that the ratings tanked over two million. The ratings have been tanking ever since Neenie came back last year. also say that but here's the thing so this reunion now. I knew I just want to say in general

Nothing really nothing really happened in this first hour The only thing that happens that needy was an asshole and that's like that's the big takeaway But we sort of knew nothing was really gonna happen because there was literally five minutes of filler before we even Before the woman even sat down happened because there was literally five minutes of filler before we even, before the woman even sat down, which always means whenever there's like a lot of like pre-show stuff and whenever the clip packages are last like a minute, then you know they got nothing to show, right? So this one was a five minutes, I think that's a record, because it's like, it starts off

at like 5 a.m. and the music is like all serene, like, you know, like la la la in Atlanta, et cetera. And like we see the women are arriving at wherever they're shooting at the George and ballroom and getting their makeup done. And Dennis is asleep and dreaming of hot dogs, et cetera. Ronnie is a very thirsty house husband to me. I'm going to put a prediction out there that Ronnie will fight with a housewife at some point because I'm getting a very heavy thirst vibe from Ronnie. He's always acting like he's in a commercial for a new subdivision. He's always on a billboard for a new subdivision. Isn't it lovely being in this subdivision with my gorgeous family? I'm a legend.

Yeah, I feel like he tried to have a fight with candy and it was like the wrong it was not the right one and I think that probably Shemar was like no no no don't don't go after candy. So maybe like next season if they're back he will go after someone like he'll probably if Eva's back he'll go after Eva or Marlow I can see him go I can see him coming from Arlow low hanging fruit basically yeah pretty much yeah oh I'm it coming from our low low hanging fruit basically. Yeah pretty much yeah Oh, I'm it's so funny because low hanging fruit takes on such a different meaning when we're talking about Marlo, you know It's true. So now I want to point out so everyone was arriving at 5 a.m

Okay, 5 a.m And everyone's getting their makeup done because the show the taping is gonna start at 10 a.m And guess who walks in at 9.45 a.m. Okay, 5 a.m. and everyone's getting their makeup done because the show the taping is going to start at 10 a.m. and guess who walks in at 9.45 a.m.? Of course. Neenie. You can draw my name. You can draw my name. The winner bit dramas.

Yeah, like complain the woman who loves to like yell at people for being late to her dinner parties loves and who just recently at her like wig party got so mad I got a women for being hoursly, she walked in. Now to be fair, we don't know if her call time was 9.45, but I still wanna point out, she's still arrived many hours after all the other women, regardless. Yeah, and it's like such cheesy, it's such a cheesy old school way of trying to get control. Like I'm gonna be the last one there and make everyone wait, Oh God. Yeah,

you can't even you can't even be funny and new in your ways to dis people with time. I know what I mean. Yeah, you should have been there like an hour. She should have been there at 4 a.m. and shame them for all being like being like I'm a professional. I work in Vancouver sometimes now, you know, I would have done. Yeah, but I'm like is me mom mad to get who hurt me mom's feelings. It's like we're gonna but I'm like, is me mom mad to get who hurt me most feelings? It's like, we're gonna be late to church. And then me mom gets out there two minutes before like,

no one drank their tang. You know how long I worked to put that together? I'm not sure if I fully follow that metaphor, but I appreciate it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Well, it happened all the time. Is that a way to control you? Control you with the Tang Guilds. The Tang, everybody late for church. I feel like I was following it until the Tang, the Tang heart happened. And I just want to point out that you don't really understand

things, my friends, I should know that by now. Well, also, I want to point out we are live on TV party at the moment and someone just sent like a giant peanut that put it on, there's a giant peanut up here on the screen and then it broken half and a dog came out. So this is where we're at today. Yeah, there you go. That's basically the reunion recap in one gift. So now opening it up and the dog comes out. So now this is taking place right after they've all just seen the finale because they get these episodes. I think they get them like a week before, but then right before the finale shoots, they get like four episodes in a room. So they

see the four and the rest early. So Cynthia has just seen that they've made it look like she said, and now I don't know if she said this or not, I assume that it's real that she said, I'm supposed to pretend that Neenie didn't know that Kenya was coming. I think that that was real. People online are saying that they edited that in and that's not really what she said. So I think that's real, but I think the question is we don't, I don't think we fully know the context of that because she could be talking about a production told her to act a certain way. Like it could have been a totally benign thing that she's, you know, like pertained to production, but they make it seem like she has a scheme so I don't know and I'm actually willing to give Cynthia the benefit of the doubt because Nini is such a fucking monster Yeah, well she

She's really upset about it. So people are like comforting her because she's like And then Andy Andy goes in to say you know, do this regular. Hi, hey, hey, let's go now. Got his full morning voice. He goes into say hi to candy and candy. He's like, can we have the room, please? I'm like, clears all the makeup people out.

And she's like, excuse you, Andy, but I'm not going to sit there and let you guys make it look like. She's like, I saw that last episode and I know for a fact that I didn't talk Cynthia that Kenya was coming. And I'm not just gonna like sit here and do some conspiracy theory with you and your stupid reunions, Abby. Yeah. And yeah, so she's like all ready, like, like, no, no, no. And meanwhile, Nini's talking on the phone with Marlow and she's all angry and she's like saying that they like that like, no, no, no. And meanwhile, Nini's talking on the phone with Marlowe

and she's all angry and she's like saying that, like that Cynthia and Candy were plotting together and she was really mad at the end of Cynthia's event that Candy came up and was like, you know, she's like, she had the audacity to hug me and tell me she'd love me and hope that she and, like that Ken and I would be in a better place. I'm like, yeah, because she's like a human being by the way.

There's nothing fake about that. Like I'm sorry, like you're an asshole, Neenie, you're an asshole. And it makes me mad that after all these years, we still don't have a Neenie impersonation, because I'd really like to use one right now, but we just don't have one. Yeah, well, we can't be completely problematic on this, so. That's my concern is if I tried to do a full on Neenie voice,

I feel like I would start to sound problematic and I just can't go down that path because I don't want to lose that higher ground over Neenie, you know, because like I know at my heart of hearts, I've never tried to be I've never want to be problematic. I know you wouldn't want to be either. We would just try to sound like her because we like to mimic people, but I don't want to have a situation like a black with a Q situation, you know? Like we're like what we, like I don't want that to get in the way of me trying to like convey how much I think Neenia's wrong in the situation.

Yeah, I mean, he's just nasty. And she's like, they were my sisters, my sisters. Oh, could they do this to me? My sister. I know. I do this to me? My sister. I know they invited someone to a party. Okay. I'm watching Game of Thrones right now where everybody's getting be headed for the littlest thing. And I'm like, how is Mimi still here? How, you know, if this was Game of Thrones, her head would have been on a spike months or years ago. She would have put some people's heads on a spike also. And she would have put people's heads on a spike.

Yeah. I mean, it's like people invited somebody to a spike also. And she would have put people's heads on a spike. Yeah, I mean it's like people invited somebody to a beach boleemey party. Okay, you're gonna survive. Thank you. Thank you for like truly like providing the proper context for this fight. They're like someone answered yes to an e-vite. Okay, that's what that's what happened. Okay. And then Marlo Marlo's on the FaceTime or the phone with the speaker phone with Mimi. And she's like, well, you know, Candice Elias, for sure, she's a damn liar. And she's like, yes, she is a liar. They were in and a liar. It's how long have I said, like Mimi, this isn't a game. Okay. No one's trying to overthrow you. They put you in

a situation that you could have totally made yourself look like a good person. And you made yourself look like a donkey as usual. And that's your own doing, it's your own personality. And she's like, how long have I told you, Marlow, how long have I told you? And Marlow's like, well, I'm about to start listening to you. And you know what? Like it's like what we said last week. And he needs the one who sprung Porsche on Andy's baby shower.

And also, and he was complicit in surprising Kenya and everyone. I'm sorry, Pedro, thank you. And Nini also made that surprise appearance in the Caribbean a few seasons ago. So like she has been, she has been the active member party in these sort of situations before. And so she can't act like a big baby when it happens to her. Oh, and not only that, Nini was there in the Bahamas. She just happened to be there in the Bahamas. The same week that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills were gonna try and take Lisa Fanderpram down with that dinner where she left early

because she wasn't gonna sit there and listen to a bunch of shit. So excuse you, Nini, but I think that you're not really in the place to complain about surprises. So Cynthia, meanwhile, Andy's asking Cynthia, Andy's trying to get Cynthia to cry. It's like, so yeah, you guys are good friends, but like, you're not friends anymore.

How do you feel about not being great friends anymore, Cynthia? And she just starts joking up, you know, and she's like, I mean, I tried to be a good friend with her, but, you know, I don't know, we'll see. So Andy hugs her, and he's like, oh, sweetie. And he just know in his head, he's like, hmm, I'm gonna tear this friendship apart even more. Just enjoy it now. This is actually gonna be the good times right now. Yeah. Let me go to see Neemie and he's like, he's like, hey, like everyone's not crying

in the hallway already. Yeah, I know. And he's like, how you feeling today, huh? And she's like, I feel blessed to have the greatest discernment of all time. What are you even talking about right now? I know. She's crazy. She's also, by the way, now launching her new theory, which is that she never even had a problem with Kenya before. And that it was always Cynthia putting them against each other. I mean, come on. Cynthia wasn't even friends with Kenya until like you left the show. Yeah, well she was friends with her before but yeah, but like he was turning on, you know, Neenie turns on Cynthia, then Cynthia finds other friends and she gets mad that she finds other, you know, yeah, but I was like trying to apply logic to Neenie, but yeah. So like like now,

we're like 35 and all. Also, I'm so sorry that I'm not letting you go on, but I just have to point out, of course, this is another control thing because now she's saying that she never had a problem with Kenya in the first place Well, you know why she's saying that because Kenya has beat her at her own game. Yes, I'm gonna try and befriend Kenya I mean she's pathetic this woman. I know she's pathetic and like ridiculous Valet. Don't want no breaks, don't need no breaks. But we have to catch up right now. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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You can lace an ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So now they finally start to sit down. It's truly half an hour into the show. And they're sitting down and the set is Japanese themed and there's a Koi pond. And it was so crazy. It looked like public access also. I was like, what are we watching?

The lighting was all messed up. Like the patterns were vivid. And of course, guess who was late to come to the couches? Neenie. Yeah, she showed up like right with that. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, when they had to do the challenge with body modifications and it was people with like horns coming out of their head. You know, she had one of those shoulder horn things that they had on there. And I was like, oh, now you're at least becoming the demon you are.

You know what I mean? It's like physically growing out of horn out your shoulder. Exactly. And she had that, um, that phony smirk on her face, like where she's like really pissed off, but she's going to do that little smile like that, her face, like where she's like really pissed off, but she's gonna do that little smile like that that tight like purse lip smile to show that no I'm going to be a lady right now even though like I hate all these bitches she's doing that thing you know and then later on acting like she wasn't mad at all which is so annoying because I think it was maybe it was during that four-part reunion that epic reunion whatever she came on for a segment

and she was wearing I seem to remember her wearing this crazy white pant suit. She came out and was all like, hi, hi, hi, it was like new, new, nice, new, new, and she was like, I'll chat you with everyone. Hi, girls, hi, how are you? So, we know that she can be chatty and fun, but she's now going to act like, oh no, I'm in a perfectly fine mood. You guys are the ones who chose not to speak with me.

Yeah, and they're all looking away from her, which I loved, because it just shows you they're not gonna take her shitness reunion. I was like, yes, girls, yes. Yeah, so now it starts, Andy starts asking the question. He's like, hi, Nini. You're the glue for your wig and your family. And that's when she's like,

and the glue for this cast as well, which is like the biggest bullshit of all time. As you said before, lead poisoning glue. Like, the best way to glue. It's like full on mesotheliumium, but blah, blah, blah, whatever you say. However you say it, mesotheliumium, mesothelium.

I can't say it, it's so tricky. What a tricky, mesotheliumium. I'm stupid, I don't know what you're saying. I'm just smiling. I'm just gonna say it over and over and over and over and over. over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and what the condition. Just call our popcorn lung to be done with it. Okay. Listen to the easy popcorn lung. She's rubber cement. Yeah. So when she says she's the glue for the cast to, I'm like, uh, no one talks to you. You don't talk to anybody. You're about to get fired from the show. And the shows have the lowest ratings it's ever had with you back on it. So yeah, fun glue. Yeah. Nice. Nice glue. So there's like high Cynthia

House house like mr. Hill house chill or whatever and she's like My girl is in my bed it Lake Bailey Which I don't know why that like real I don't know I had like a lot of complex emotions regarding that I don't know and I don't even know why I just like because it's like Cynthia's trying to be sexy But the audience is thinking he't even know why. I just like, because it's like, since he is trying to be sexy, but the audience is thinking he's in bed still, I mean, haven't you had enough with lazy men?

Like get him out, get him out of bed and Tom to go to work. What is his feet are? Yeah, exactly. Which we know that Jill has a job. Yeah. So then, you know, then there's like a high evil and like, oh my God, this time at the last reunion,

you were so pregnant, we thought we're gonna have a reunion baby And now it looks like it's gonna be Porsche who might have the reunion baby It's like ha ha like fun little jokes and then a customini and she does that thing where she turns her head away like Which for those losing at home was me doing that per-slip smile rolling my eyes and turning my head solely from left to right. Yeah. And Andy's like, so Portia did, you know, who came to your baby shower? It looked really fun. It saw it on Instagram. And Portia's like, well, some could only come in spirit like candy and me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Was there when it started raining inside. So Andy's like, well, yeah, you're opening on your, your gifts on Instagram lives, which was super entertaining.

And you think, what did a candy and he gets you gifts and she goes, well, I didn't get meanies. Maybe I missed that one. And he's like, you did not miss it. You did not miss it. She goes, oh, okay. So you haven't sent it yet. She goes, no, you're not, you did not miss it because okay so you have a sent the issue no you're you're not going to like you did not miss it you did not what a stupid idiot like why is she proud of being like ungracious or unpleasant and like where like why does she have an issue with Porsche I mean where is this issue with Porsche coming from also by the way

I think it's a issue with Porscheia's, Portia said, because Nini said that the stuff that happened in her closet, Portia went and reported a voice over to say, I'm pregnant, I'm scared or whatever. And that Portia never said that and wasn't in any danger at all. And then Portia, that's when they got in that text fight that we read them up the last time. Right. Sorry. Sometimes I forget like the, because it's such a small, so much stupid. It's like a ball of stupid You know, it's like one of those balls of rubber bands. It's like why are we saving this in our brain?

You know, it's just another fucking rubber band. Just look it's you know, it's a rubber cement ball That's what it actually is. It's like you know when you like use rubber cement a K. A. Neenie and you like you put it on the back Is some construction paper, but then you sort of like peel it off and then it becomes like a little thing that you play with with your fingers. That's what this is. Yeah, like a roly booger. A roly booger. A little bit bigger. Yeah.

So now the issue is, so Nini is like proud, proudly does not send a gift for the baby because that's the sort of monster she is. And he's like, Nini, you were at Floyd Mayweather's birthday party in Los Angeles during the baby shower weren't she? She was like, but then she had said,

was I? Was I? Was I? Like she won't say it means like, yes, she was, she was okay then. Yeah, okay. But she had said I want to happen to lie that she was definitely in Vancouver.

But now she starts saying that she's in Vancouver. Yeah. By the way, I would not be proud to say I was at Floyd Mayweather's birthday party. He is a garbage human being who beats women. He is like a terrible, terrible person. So like, like, like that is not a feather in the cap to be at Floyd Mayweather's birthday. Yeah. That's not a Mayweather feather. Yeah. And of course, she's like, yeah Yeah, that's not a Mayweather feather. Neenie. Yeah. And Porsche's like, yeah, and that was in California, not in Canada.

And she's like, I was in Canada. I was in Canada. I was in Canada. Like she's doing that thing where she's just repeating stupid lies. And also, that's another thing that started the Porsche and Neenie fight when Porsche told on Neenie, who told on who at be getting the season, there's like Porsche had, Porsche said that Meanie out,

oh my god, you got some so sorry, I forgot to exact same thing. And Neenie was like, no, I never said a thing. And they're like, uh, you Porsche is like, yeah, you did. It's like, no, I didn't. And so she got, and it some petty little thing to yeah, it'll hit me. So sorry, I brought it up and then forgot. No, it's my blood. Every man. But you know what? Like, you know, I think Neenie has like a lot of access to stupid access to grind, like not real access, like little toy access that come with a human figure, she has those to grind because she's also

probably mad that Porsche has a spinoff, you know, obviously, because she she cited that in her text messages And she's also pissed off because she feels like Portia guest to skip She you know shooting scenes Because she's pregnant where Neenie has to show up at the scenes So I think she also feels that she feels some sort of like injustice over the way Portia has is getting treated by production Because she's sort of alluded to that heavily in the season about like I see moms with babies like one in the hand and one of the time I got a bus stop, you know.

Yeah, then my my favorite character comes in the Quarry fish. The Quarry fish. Hey K.A. America. Yeah, they've got a Quarry pond on this stage and no one really knows how this is gonna work, you know, you could tell, because they're all freaking out that there's fish there. And every time the fish jumped, the lady screaming yell, so this is the first for the fish jumps.

I'm like, it starts screaming. And Andy's like three minutes in and the fish jumping. And so everybody starts cracking up, but Neenie, you know, Neenie's just been completely deflated, not that she had much of a balloon to fly anyway, but she's just been deflated.

And she's like, you listen here, the truth is I was in Canada and I was there that whole time and you can ask Goldilocks over there. So she's being a total bitch to Cynthia, but then asking Cynthia to back her up, you know. And Cynthia's still such a pussy that she's like, well, Goldilocks confirms. Thank you very much Like you tell her Cynthia. Yeah, we're gonna go lie you back up her obvious fucking why like you were on Instagram

Neenie. How do you think they all know? Yeah, exactly like you know that Koi fish had the evidence. I was trying to get everyone's attention It was like I have the picture right here. I have it You know Andy Andy you know Andy could not send that Koi pond you can tell because before when they walked out onto the the evidence, I was trying to get everyone's attention. It was like, I have the picture right here. I have it. You know Andy, you know Andy could not stand that koipon, you can tell, because before when they walked out onto the set and they were like getting the koipon ready, Andy is like, are we gonna be late because of this koipon?

And then he, like his comment of like three minutes in the koip, the koip fish already jumping was his passive aggressive way to like signal to producer. These fish are getting the way of my reunion right now. That was totally like you could tell you hate those fish. Yo, so Andy's like, uh, after predicting that you were after self predicting that you'd be the next to get married, you manifested a hot dog king, the fun in the oven. And then he said five more rhyming like things and then we get the Porsche segment. Yeah, which, good. And then he said, five more rhymy like things is a thing. And then we get the Porsche segment, which you cares. And then we come back from that. And he's like, oh,

happy story for Porsche. The fish are crying. They're holding their fins like that was so sweet. They're like having a nice moment down there. The fish are down there, like choking on the hot dog buns that Porsche is throwing them from her purse. I did like that, like whenever the bickering got really loud, the production would just cut to inside the Koypond, and you hear the fighting from like underwater. It's actually very much like when you watch Big Brother after dark, whenever someone says something that they're not supposed to be, it just cuts to the fish.

It's a nice reference to candy. So then Portia is, you know, Portia's glowing because she's pregnant. She is getting everything she wants this year. And he's like, yeah, finally a happy story for Portia. And she's like, well, you know, we always talk about Portia deserves. And God answers my prayers.

I'm like, yeah, everyone just sits around like, Portia deserves this. You know, Portia, the weather is great today. Portia deserves it. Portia does deserve this. You know what, Ronnie, I just found some utility tape on my desk. Portia deserves this. She deserves it.

You know what, I have a duster sitting here because I know that today after the show, I'm going to dust my desk, okay? Portia deserves that. You know what? You know what? I just found one of those sunglasses, things that, you know, the things you wipe down sunglasses so it doesn't scratch it.

Portia deserves this. She does. You know what else I randomly have on my desk? Some combat, roach killing stuff because it's almost summer in my in my neighborhood and I need to put these under the house so I don't get wrenches and I could make a terrible knee knee joke for Kim's old-siak but I'm not going to do it because these actually are real and I do have them on my desk and also because Porsche deserves it.

Porsche deserves you know you know what I have right here measuring tape measuring tape you know what? I don't think Portia knows dimensions. I'm gonna send this to her, because you know what? Portia deserves it. He deserves this, Portia deserves this. Also, what the fuck are our desks? You don't even wanna know what else is on here.

You don't even wanna know. I got this thing, I don't even know what this thing is. I think it holds a microphone. I got different styles of pens. I do have a stapler. You know what? Look what I have on my desk. Not even kidding you.

A tape measure. What is wrong with those? We both have tape measures on our desk. I have a little card that says Ben. I don't think I've even opened it. It says a gift for you. Don't open it now because you're gonna embarrass. Oh, it's from Veeel and Eva. I did read this

Kaiser permanent a bill Oh, oh, I have an envelope an empty envelope that's addressed to the juror service division of the Superior Court of Los Angeles I have an empty Voodle Giovanni a Giovanni card Zavani a Giovanni card Okay, I have five fates. I mean, I'm just ready to go guys. Okay, so Portia deserves this Andy's like yeah, I mean you are on love connection right before you found in that was amazing You were so good on love connection. I was like Andy stop talking about love connection

Please trying to make love connection happen. Yeah, stop. Andy will take any opportunity to promote his own shit. And I actually respect that because I do the same thing. Your shit is terrible. Okay, the love connection is terrible, sir. Okay, get a better job. So you're embarrassing me. Yeah, so the Samari. So now it's like, so Samari, you call Dennis a leprechaun.

And so now Shamari has to defend it. She's like, well, I mean, he was wearing a green suit and he's short. He's like, he ain't short, he ain't short. And this is why she needs the measuring tape. Okay. She really has problems with dimensions. So, of course, it's like, yeah, you know, it's just me and Dennis wanted the same things She really has problems with dimensions So porcise like yeah You know she said me and Dennis wanted the same things in life and Andy goes hot dogs

She goes yeah, I wanted the hot dog and he had the hot dog and I am the bun It's like that is so gross. We need to stop with the hot dogs Yeah, it was it was actually the original original lyrics to open your heart to me. You are the hot dog and I am the bun. Open your to me. And she's like, well, he's he's not a leprechaum and he do have a pot of gold. Wait, that's mustard. Yeah. And and he's like, how much is that onion ring on your finger?

He's like, that is private. And he says, I read that it was $750,000. And she goes, well, if you read it, it might be true. And they all start laughing. And then he says my favorite thing. I think Andy did a really good job in this reunion because he was really shady in it. And I like when he gets snarky with the ladies. But he's like, wow, that's a lot of hot dogs.

I'm sorry, but a guy like, wow, that's a lot of hot dogs. I'm sorry, but a guy who runs a local hot dog place is not buying a $750,000 ring because he sells hot dogs. That is some bullshit. I'm quite bullshit. And I want to know what Shady S business he's involved in. Well, I think that like, honestly, when she says it's a 13-karat ring,

I think it's actually like somehow like the ground up, ground up carrots. It's like 13 carrots that were ground up and toasted and formed into a ring. So yeah, she's he's like, wow, so that hot dog business, huh? She goes, yeah, they sell my hot dogs. And Neenie is just so mad. Like they keep showing Neenie's face and she's so pissed off during this whole thing. So then Andy asks,

how's the wedding planning going? And she's like, well, you know, Andy, basically we got to the, we're not gonna get married until we get a prenup and then we basically got stuck. It's like, I love that you're getting stuck. What are you stuck on? She's got to make more money than him.

She's got to have fun in that. And she's on Dish Nation. Yeah, I'll tell you what, they're stuck on? She's got to make more money than him. I'll tell you how fun I'm in that and she's on destination. Yeah, I'll tell you what they're stuck on. They're stuck on contract negotiations with Bravo to have their wedding Paid for and films that's what that's what you yeah I've a feeling they'll have a very specific idea of how to do their wedding come like next month. And then it'll be because, and because they're gonna wanna like prepare it and like have it all for next season,

it's gonna be the usual bravo thing where it's like, we've decided that we wanna have a wedding next month because we just don't wanna long wedding, we don't wanna have a long way. It's like, no, that's because that's your production schedule. And then it's like, I only have a month to find my five dresses, you know? Yeah, well that makes more sense

because I don't even think like that. And I'm really cynical. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm like, that's a very Ronnie Caram like conspiracy theory. I'm like, yeah, but I was like, wow, that's so smart, Porsche. So dumb. And then he's like, so how's it was like, wow, that's so smart, Portia. I'm so dumb. And then he's like, so how's it going with your mother-in-law?

And she's like, wow, she's Julie's learning how to use her voice, but she needs to learn how to make her voice quieter. And I was like, whoa, she's publicly shading that mother-in-law. Is she stupid? Yeah. But of course, she's just now saying like the character for the next. Oh, so it's going to be like the funny conflict or so. Yeah, mother-in-law.

That's true. It's probably, yeah, it'll probably be like lots of things happening on the side, on the spin-off, which I have to tell you, we haven't discussed whether or not we're going to cover it. I have to say I'm not so into a three episode special about giving birth to a baby. I'm sorry. No, porcet. No.

Sorry, porcet. Love por Love Porsche. I'm so glad that Porsche is taking her rightful throne on the show. She has ascended that we don't wear this enough. I'm like, glad, but the Atlanta is too long already, and I'm not going to do another three episodes of Atlanta. Sorry. Especially when there's so many other, my tapes are rolling off the desk, and I got startled. I thought it was an animal. I literally jumped right here. Yeah, especially when there's like so many other good shows on Bravo. I do not need to watch a baby special. And by the way, just like in case people who work at Bravo have not figured it out, Real House of New York is the best thing on your network right now because there are no weddings and babies.

Okay, we know the simply that shit. Just women who've already done that shit and just well except for Tinsley sorry and he just wants a good life anyway hopefully somewhere to start crying thanks a lot Ben I just named Tinsley but that's part of the fun right so so now Portia like would Portia ever go to Candy for advice and she would and Candy's advice, she was with Candy's advices. See? Now, I can't do the Candy voice today. I think it's like post-post, post, like Portland Phoenix trip.

I can't do the voice. But Candy's, Candy's big advice was never lose yourself. Thanks Candy, great advice. Yeah, yeah, thanks. How about taking epidural? Okay, that's my advice. Yeah, thanks. How about taking epidural? Okay, that's my advice. Yeah. Take the epidural and also drink during pregnancy. I'm just kidding because I think that actually happened because she gets accused of that

later. Yeah. But you know, my mom said it really helped her. The epidural? The drinking while you're pregnant. Oh, because she said that when I was in her womb that that was still normal that people could still drink and smoke. And so she was like, I drank a bottle a day

and smoked a packet a day when I was pregnant with you and you're fine. And meanwhile, I'm like, Ross, I've been falling over still at 43. So now it's like, talk, now there's not questions about, you know, Neenie about like, hey, has Neenie been checking in on porcars to see how she's doing with her pregnancy?

No. No. No. No. Nini is very happy to say no. She has not been checking in. This is the woman who who has spent a lot of our time complaining that no one checks in with her to see how she's doing when she's doing the trick. She's going through the worst. Nini is always going through the worst thing. Okay. But God, she always going through the worst thing. Okay. But go. Check on a pregnant woman. Who's her? Well, you weren't at the gender reveal.

She goes, yeah, just saved the list. She didn't do anything when it came to me. And she's like, it's all right, Portia. It's all right, Portia. And she goes, oh, yes, all right now. But I was hurt then. I come to your events. And she's like, no, no.

What's Neenie's doing that? Like, I'm just here because I'm being paid. And I'm going to give one word answer and just pretend you're dead otherwise. It's Nini's doing that? Like, I'm just here because I'm being paid. And I'm going to give one word answer, just pretend you're dead otherwise. It's just doing us all a favor. You know, like the star of Cinderella from four years ago on Broadway and the failed NBC sitcom, The New Normal, and the upcoming pop TV show that doesn't,

I don't even know the name, but it's shooting in Vancouver. It's doing us a favor by appearing on this reunion for us. Yeah. The star of the next failed store on Bravo, Swagiga. The star of the new boutique that has a high end corner swag and swag, delicious. Oh, God. So Mimi's, uh, support, she's like, you, you're trying to piggyback on me not attending candy events to be your own story I which is funny and true and she's like no, I don't feel like you're supportive, but that's the end of it I don't feel like you're supportive. It's like that's my opinion. I Hate when people are like that. It's like, but that's that's my truth

You know, that's like her that Nini's oh, that's my truth kind of a person Oh, there is no your truth. Okay, there's the truth. That's like her. That's my truth kind of a person. There is no your truth. Okay, there's the truth and there's not the truth. There's also a new knee gets into a whole stupid tangle about opinions later on, which is hilarious. But yeah, so basically, this is stupid, new knee, she's like, you know,

new knee is basically saying, you know what, Porsche doesn't come to any events. And then Porsche is like, well, you don't come to my you know I go to events you didn't come to my event You didn't go to my vegan dinner. You didn't go to my baby shower, etc etc and and and he's like well, Porsche is not supportive and And Porsche is like well, what which event did I not go to and he goes? I don't keep a I don't keep up with whose event you go to well then why are you having this stupid argument then?

Yeah, and Andy's like she's just trying to say that her feelings are hurt. She goes, I don't care. I don't care for sure. I don't care. I don't care for sure. Oh my god can someone just bring a sweet sweeper in and just sweep me knee off the fucking thing. We just have those guys from TV's bloopers or practical jokes come on with their little rooms can they just come on and sweep her off the screen I really like that you know so then Andy's like please stop screaming the chore are getting upset we get the underwater cam of sounds like Marlo yeah then there's like this weird like calling response moment where Andy goes moving on and he goes whatever moving on Whatever moving on whatever She's like the most hateful game of Marco Polo ever played

It's like where Marco Polo like you're actually touching each other. You're trying to get away. Yeah, Marco. I don't care Marco, I don't care. Marco. I don't care. Marco, I don't care. So now we go on to the Eva segment where it's like, for, you know, like she's a newbie and she doesn't seem to understand

when she's shading people, yada, yada, yada. Oh, ring. So we see a whole thing and Eva owns up. She's like, okay, I was being shady. I just, my definition is different than what yours was. So, now, Nini, what did you think about Eva's shade? And Nini's like, well, I didn't like Summer for shade. So what did Nini not like? She didn't like when Eva said, Nini, it's not all about, it's not always all about you. Which by the way, that's not shade. That's not, that's like a, that's almost,

it's like a comment. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a subtle rebuke. But she's, it needs to be. Maybe it wants to come on and be the biggest victim. No one has ever been nicer to another housewife on any other show ever that's happened to need this here. And they have been so fucking nice to her with, with Greg's illness.

And she's now, so now she still needs to be the biggest victim So she's just gonna pull anything she can out of sound bites to use and it's like that's what you're gonna use Yeah, I'd like on top of that. I like how Nini objects to an Eva's segment Nini objects to Eva having said Nini. It's not always about you Therefore turning the segment into something about Neenie. But she objects to that. She doesn't like that.

She's being accused of making things about her, as she makes it all about herself. Because of totally. So then they start, she does kind of a sad thing with Shamari about how Shamari dresses, you know. Real quickly before the Shamari thing, even then does this thing like, oh, is that gonna be, oh, is that why you got that energy today? Is that why? Because your energy's like real raw today.

And he goes, what energy? What do you mean, aggressive? What do you mean? I fucking hate that. Don't come out here on to this reunion, a national TV, have a sour look on your face the entire time, be all sorts of crabby, be nasty, brag about, not get like checking in on

your friend who's pregnant and then act like you're not in an aggressive angry mood. Like I can't stand it. Oh my god, she trust me nuts. Well, I know me too. And then Mimi's like, oh, you have a problem with my attitude. And she goes, yes, she's like, you have a problem with it. She's like, uh, yes, I do. And she goes, oh, well, so sorry, I'm so sorry.

You just have to know that if you're gonna throw I know this is your first reunion Honey, which it's not it's her second. It's her second. Yeah, but she's like I know it's your first reunion honey But you just have to know that if you're gonna throw shades you have to take it, okay? I'm like you're the one who can't take it. That's the point. Yeah, exactly and even as like well I mean you had an attitude today like we all we've we've all, it's not an issue of like, we're all in our own corners, because that's what Nini says. Like, no, I really, you're all in your own corner.

She's like, it's not about being in our own corner. It's like, we all are out here, we're bantering, except for you, we were, everyone's bantering with everyone except for with you, and Nini goes, well, why wouldn't you have banter with me? I'm like, are you gonna be a banter victim? Is that what I'm seeing here? You're gonna be a banter victim.

Not every little thing, it's like, sh-meanie. God. I know what being a Eva's been in the reality business longer than you have actually. So you better be careful because honestly, as much shit as we've given Eva, she is really good with her shade.

And I would love nothing more than for Eva to step up and start shading the hell out of Nene. Well, she's going to now if Nini comes back, because now they all have the power of numbers and they're not gonna take Nini shit. Yeah, the power of numbers. The power of numbers. The sweet number.

And then on top of that, you know, Eva also was like, and by the way, you do always make it about you. Like my wedding, and remember my batch of red party and Nini was like, well, what does that have to do with you? Like I was in a mood, was that have to do with you? And he was like it was my party and also by the fact that Neenie says was that have to do with you implies that I had to do with Neenie

And she's like you I you had no problem with me at your party. There was no problem with me at your party You didn't get mad until you saw it on video. It's like Neenie. Oh, I think you were killing the mood, Neenie. Oh, you're even killing the mood of the reunion. Like the reunion is the most fun part of a housewife show and you're killing it because you don't even have anything fun to say or anything fun to be mad about. You're just sitting there acting like you're better than anybody

and you don't even want to say anything. Just get off the stage, okay? the Koi are more interesting than you. They truly are. So now is the moment that you were trying to get to before when Eva has a moment with Shemari. No, I quit. You quit. Okay, yes.

So they start talking about just the fashion shade and they're forcing Eva to say something because she's like, well, you just dress how you like. Just, you know, you do you. And they're like, no, no, no you were shady and she was like well. I mean look at her They're like what do you think of her outfit? She's like just look at her okay? I think your skirt should be shorter. She said something like that I think she goes no, no, no, no She goes well, I want to say my opinion. She's like no, I was asked Yeah, my opinion and they're like, no, I was asked my opinion.

And they're like, oh, look, Eva can't take the shade. She's like, you look like a tree. Yeah, that's what she's like. She's like, she's like, you look like a tree. I think your dress is pretty roughly and you look like a tree. Which I don't know. I think as Burns go, we could probably do a little bit better,

but I still enjoyed it. So then there was questions about Yovanna. I like so so even you really never knew Yovanna and Portia's like like vouchers for Yovanna. She's like I had people talk I had people message me and talk to them and she really was that bitch she was that bitch. And then we learned that Yovanna's it when she was at Clark Y Yovanna's name was Gail, which I love Can you measure Gail Simmons comes back to Top Chef and she's Yovanna Simmons? God, oh my God Padmo would be like did you mean to eat the entire sample gal and then Yovanna would just beat the shit out of her It would be like the end of Top Chef forever. Oh, did you did you meet Yovanna? She says she's that bitch from Top Chef.

Mm-hmm. So yeah, I'm surprised they didn't bring up the fact that Nini lied about not knowing who Fager was because that was kind of Nini's storyline for a while with Fager. That's right. Fager was like, you don't know me? We went to school together.

We were friends all through childhood. She's like, no. No, I don't know me. We went to school together. We were friends all through childhood. She's like, no, no, I don't know you. That's crazy. So then there's this moment, um, uh, regarding Shamiya, where Eva had said that Shamiya's black, but not black with a cue. Um, and candy, on on screen, Candy said, I hope that wasn't supposed to be a dig at the, at her being dark skinned. And so then they sort of like hash that out. And Eva basically was like, no, said, I hope that wasn't supposed to be a dig at her being dark skinned. And so then they sort of like hash that out. And Eva basically was like, no, no, I just meant that like, Shamia isn't in a singing group because she wanted to be a singer.

That's all I wasn't, I wasn't trying to invoke colorism. And then she said, I can't believe you accused me of being like that. And Candy was like, no, just being a comment, which is crazy. It's Candy didn't invoke it. She was just like, I hope that's not what that meant. But at the end of the day, they had this whole, sort of they had like a little bit, they bickered about a little bit. But in the end, Candy was like,

the way you were speaking about it was not how I was receiving it. And my comment was me thinking I was speaking on it. So, you know, ultimately they were like, they came to conclusion that like, oh, you said it and I took it one way, but now I see that's not how you meant it. And I was like, this is like the most mature moment

that's ever been on this show. I know, Candy's basically like, I'm not fighting with you. Okay. I have, I have enough to fight about in this episode. I don't need you to. Okay. But without lady about her, you know, dress. Yeah. Please, let's get back to your ruffles. Yeah. So then we go and then even it's like, okay, I'll take that. And I was like, weird. So then I have a chore.'s like, okay, I'll take that and I was like weird. So then I'm a chore just like okay It's like charay down there The get the charay and Marlowe choir fighting down there It's like is that co-efficient wearing joggers?

Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo- surrogate section where candy is Talking about her surrogate and Andy was like yeah, I remember I called you because I was going through the same thing And I know a new but I wanted to talk to you about it just kind of you know see I I'm not taking this time to mention that I had a baby I got a baby! I got a baby! As someone who has a baby, I just want to talk about this in a way that's not going to highlight that I just had a baby Which I did just have and I was talking to John Mayer that I should probably talk to Candy about the fact that she's having a baby with a surrogate Because I just had a baby with a surrogate Isn't that crazy? Sarah and Jessica Parker as we call our S.G.P Or S.J.P.

He spells it wrong. He's like very gass of coparker. Yeah, no one cares Andy shut up about your fucking baby of cams to hearing it. Congratulations though. Shut up. Yeah I mean, he told a nice shut up. Yeah, he told a very nice story, but it was also very much like okay Andy This isn't about you and your baby again. It's a lovely story, but this is not for this is not your moment It's not your moment. Yeah, but I kind of became it because they were, she, Candy said something like, well, now I guess now I'm going to have a baby mama. And he's like, don't you ever say that you are that baby's mother. You have a baby's oven. That's what you have. All right. She's segment. Oh, nice pun. So then Linda from Florida.

Linda from Florida wants to know, hey, you, you know, your daughter keeps saying you're not spending enough time with her. So why would you go to the Big Brother house when Riley wants you at home or she's like, say no, Riley. She was, Riley had the dream, the Adam dream. I mean, make a big brother.

So it's really her fault. And then she's like, I love to make. She's like, I love to make, I love to make businesses out of my pain. So, you know, Oh, because Andy changes it to the mama joy thing. He's like, did our mama and Joyce and our mama I was still fighting over that lemonade comment where Mama Joyce called him a lemon and then tried to make up for it by saying what I was saying is that I must be a beautiful lemon tree to have such lovely lemons, which was such a fail and such a hilarious fail and's like, I'm not making businesses. I'm not making. And so Todd's starting to eliminate stands. I mean, I'm like enough. I'm not. When Candy says we like to make businesses

out of our pain after we have the heart feelings go away, I'm like, no, it's more like Todd wants to spend your money to make, try to make a business. You're fucking lemonade. It's gonna be hard like, hate a raid. You know, like, you can steal that. Yeah, I love candy, but what I don't wanna see is, I don't wanna see her go down a Cynthia and Peter Rude.

Like, you know, Todd's lemonade, Peter's Brew, it's getting a little too close for comfort for me. I know, right? She's gonna start coming out with closets that yell at you. It's like every little thing you can get in there. Yeah. So Neenie says, by the way, Portia now wants to kick back for the dungeon stuff. And she was like laughing it off, but you know she really wants one.

So Candie, so, hey Neenie, do you think Candie's a good singer? She goes, I think she's a great writer. I was like, you know what Neenie? Don't even, don't even shade Candie. She is way more successful than you will ever be. I'm sorry. You may be the highest paid one or whatever, but candy actually has talent. Yeah, I'm not kidding. And I can't wait to watch you act again. Yeah. So now it's, now we start heading into like the big, final, big moment. It's like, this season, your

lives online were juices click worth is your lives on TV. I'm like, I'm not so sure about that, but we'll go with it anyway. So, so we basically see a whole like clip package of them doing wacky things on Instagram and saying things on Twitter, etc, etc. Yeah, so now we get to the social social media, you know, the best guest housewife ever. He's like, let's bring out social D and she's like, hello, Andy. And they start asking Shoma what happened. And basically, first of all, Andy's like, so Candy, did you end up following Port? Are you in Portia following each other again on Instagram? And she's like, no, and Portia's like, yeah, you know, it's funny because other day, I almost clicked it. I almost clicked it. And Candy's like like don't even, don't even click it, okay? Because then it becomes a bigger deal

when we unfollow each other again and the blogs pick it up and I would rather people just see me hating you when I'm hating on you. I don't need like spoiler alerts for when I'm about to start hating on you, okay? Yeah, exactly. And then questions about Jail, hashtag Jail

and there's like a, you see in the clip package, you see Eva says, you know what, you have to be the biggest hater not to want to see someone happy. Then a customini saying, the way they post is insecure, which is funny. I mean, we all don't like the hashtag chill, but at the same time, I'm not gonna align myself with,

I will align myself with Eva before I align myself with Nini on that one. So now, Nini had sent out a tweet that said, have you ever had a close friend that was setting you up for the kill? The gag is you know it though, they however wants everybody to think they are nice pretty and supportive but really they're insecure not that pretty not talented and certainly not nice. Their day is coming.

That was Neenie's tweet, okay? So now the question is, who was she writing that tweet about? So no one really, it's like, it wasn't me. It just like me. Like giving that look, you know, her like mad look. And he said, was it Cynthia? Cause it sounds like you're talking about Cynthia. It's just, no.

And so Cynthia's like, well, listen, I didn't call anybody about it. I called Neenley Direct, and I said, I'm not insecure, I'm not, I'm pretty. But when she said close friend, I thought, that has to be me, has to be me, child. And Neenley's like, well, we are not close, clearly. We are not sad.

So it wasn't me talking about you because I said close friend. and we are not back, man Which is so obnoxious because you can see that like that is so hurtful to someone like Cynthia who does view her as a close friend And like sit like for Nini to like downgrade their friendship You know basically just because Kenya Moore showed up at a peach Balini party I mean it is just so nasty and so rude and Cynthia is like, we're not close friends and he needs like, Neenie goes like this She do it just does sound effects she turns it just into like R2D to

Everyone's laughing at her Because she's just being ridiculous and she gets mad that they're laughing at her because she's just being ridiculous and she gets mad that they're laughing at her and he's like, well, who are you talking about? And he goes, look, Neenie, okay, I have one more question about this and then I'll let it go. So Neenie, everyone from everywhere wants to know

why you don't confront your friends to their faces instead of social media. And she's like, I do confront my friends to their faces, but not my not friends, which these people are not. I do confront my Bo-Ren's to their faces but not my not friends which these people are not and so Porsche just goes

AHHHHH Porsche is like this bitch this bitch so yeah she lets out the biggest size and then Nini goes Nini like mocks the side and then and then Nini goes I'm so big over here blimps

I'm like, okay, you're going to fat shame the prank woman and then on top of that you're gonna fat shame her in a way That's not even funny blimps like what's that supposed to mean. She's just she's not a good reader. She's not She's terrible at it. It's like someone on Twitter. I was writing I was writing I was reading the Twitter comments last night too because I looked up the hashtag real house, I was cracking up these comments. And when lady said, have you seen your own children, they look like transformers? Oh god, that was true. I think I saw some, there are a lot of people who are really pissed at her on Twitter for fat shaming Portia, but then there were several people that are like, have you seen your kids the biggest people on Bravo? So, so, so, Candians in the Arab

Basely, like, you know, we just don't like it that Nini heirs her dirty laundry with a Greg on social media, and he's like, oh, well, they have an opinion and that's fine. I don't give a fuck about their opinion. Says the woman who was mad that that Eva said that Nini makes everything about herself. I hate when people I hate that. Oh, I don't care about your opinion. When you spend the entire 45 minutes leading up to this, getting mad at people for their opinions.

Yeah. She's like, oh, they had opinions. They had opinions. They had opinions. They had opinions. Yeah, she's like, oh, they had opinions, they had opinions, they had opinions, they had opinions. Oh my God. So she goes, and Andy goes, well, yeah, but you know, you're the one who's putting it, you're the one who's telling Sashama Dia about it.

And she's like, oh no, it's okay, it's okay. I'm telling you that it's fine, but it's my business. And the next thing is they don't know what I'm going through, and they don't know how it is is to be me and they don't know if I need to scream. And maybe it's easier for me to do it on social media. It's like, what was that ever good idea? I don't know. I was so angry about how much you hate your husband who's dying of cancer.

Are you fucking asshole? I know, but also like the worst thing to do is to get as angry as we are right now and then take it to social media. Although I guess I'm not saying that I don't do that, but like don't say it as if that's like a virtuous thing. Like I had to do it because otherwise I would just scream. I think you should probably scream before you bitch about your close friends and your dying husband.

Well, it may not die, but but but husband who has battling cancer on social media, because that's just a bad petty nasty look. It's like everything in your store, bad look. Okay. Yeah, you're like the swag of Twitter. Yeah, you're the swag of Twitter. No, you're the swag of Licious of Twitter, like the worst version of swag that's down in Miami.

So, Andy's like, but I'm just trying to ask you, if it helps you put your frustrations out there to vent, you know, just to vent. She's like, well, I actually asked a question first. I asked if it was normal for Greg to act like an asshole. And then a ton of people started saying, yes, it was. And he's like, but don't you see that the irony is that you were asking for opinions, but then now you're saying you don't want opinions. Yeah. Is it just that you don't want opinions about you asking for opinions? And she's like,

you're trying. You're trying with me. Here's what you get. Okay. That Instagram that says, Neenie leaks on top of it is mine. And I don't know if you or anyone else what I do there. And you don't get to tell me how to post it, and it is gonna stay that. And porcelain facts like Susan Chert, she's like, Mm. Praise the Lord. You know what I'm saying? Which was so hilarious that Porosha is just totally mocking me. Nini is like angry and like having her like,

Dixie Carter moment, and Porosha is just like, Mm, just like totally undermining it. That to me was the moment when I felt like okay, Porsche I already knew Porsche was winning this reunion, but now that was the moment where she only won it But she has now taken the crown of the show It was cracking me up and then Cynthia's trying to make light of it She's like, well, you know you do speaking quotes. Yeah, you know, you do use those Instagram quotes and then they show some you know, you do speaking quotes, you know, you do use those Instagram quotes and then they show some those memes that Nini's making for herself to put on her Instagram stories or whatever. And she goes, I do like quotes. It's just, I like quotes too. I like positive quotes. And they all like laugh.

Just keep up very negative quotes. And I'm working on it. Well, I have a question. Why is she saying that Cynthia posting pictures of her and chill makes her insecure And she goes I did not say that I said the hashtag the hashtag. Yeah, she she goes it just seems overdone And then she goes a girl can have an opinion honey and then just everyone just starts laughing like this bitch This bitch after she says all the stuff about opinions like a girl can have an opinion, right? They just they just all like a cross even I mean some are always laughing like they're all laughing and how ridiculous Like he doesn't even seem to realize how the joke is on her at this point Yeah, and she's like well, uh, Cynthia goes well as your friend and she's like oh my friend

Amazing, I think that's amazing that you call me a friend. And Cynthia's like, she goes, well, I think it's amazing that you'd call me friend. And she goes, well, I didn't like your opinion, friend. Yes, yeah, exactly. And that's pretty much where I left off, or the friend off. But yeah, Nini is a full on monster.

And I don't think she will ever, ever be humbled and she needs to leave. We need to be done with her. Yeah, she needs to get the hell out of here. She's ruining the franchise. She really is. Like, because I think that A, she's such a diva that I think then, like, it like caused this whole thing of like, well, if she can do that, then I want to do this, you know, like they're all be well They're all gonna be divas anyway, but I don't We need her out we need her out she probably tries to control production too much and we can sense it We can tell and she's not fun to watch no one's rooting for her. She's not a good villain. She's not a good hero

She's not a good anything Yeah, be done with her sicka you need me go away go away need me go all right Well that brings us to the end of this. We did this recap on TV party. So thank you guys for joining us on TV party. If you miss this, you can catch a replay over at crap and it's on demand, which is a feature on Patreon. So go over there, get tickets for Irvine. We'll see you soon, Boston. We'll, we will actually be back tonight live streaming on TV party.

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