Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Kumba-Nah

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

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So we took exactly right. Yeah, it was exactly right. Um, I just pretended my sister worked for Amen for a while and took a break. And I'm ready. I'm ready. We should do it. We should do it. We should go.

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It's like our old show take a seat, but now it's called crappy hour, okay? It's gonna be super super fun. It was this past time. So thanks for everybody who came also We've done a few project runways. That's what we didn't set it this so check those out We've got bonus episodes this week's bonus is a shop by shop breakdown of the Real Housewives assault like city trailer. That was good. If anybody needs some insanity in their housewives, that's where to find that. And today, really what we're here to do is recap this episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Yeah, back in the ATL to check in. Let's see what's, you know what, we're back in Atlanta. Let's see what's going on in the crazy world of Kenya more. Maybe she's up to something hilarious or interesting or she's starting to trouble somewhere because she's a villain. So she's like going to start something, start a feud, get a storyline going. Let's see what she's doing.

She's playing Karate with Brooklyn. Yeah. And I'd stop to say, I'm still rooting for Brooklyn. I'm like, get her ass. Kick her ass, Brooklyn, take her down. And then we go over to Marlow who's still faking this thing with the guy from chopped, Scott Lee. Scott Lee.

Scott Lee. He's saying he's at his restaurant, which I think he's the manager of, but I guess you can call it your restaurant. I guess when I go to the gas station, I'm like, hey, I'm at my gas station because it's my neighborhood gas station. I'm on the gas station. I don't know if that makes me a liar.

I don't know. I'm not. I'm here to dream. Marlow says, I miss your lamb chops. So you can tell these two have grown really close because that's the way she knows about him. Well, it's unclear if she's referring to actual meat lamb chops born just like he had sideburns that were really

bushy. I thought you were going to make a sexual thing. I was going to say, no, Marvos, very virginal now. Or I was just going to go mention Shari, what's her face? Yeah. What's her name? Shari. Shry, the puppeteer with lamb chop, who, Sherry, fist up somebody's butt. You want to talk about fisting again today? I know that's fit him on your mind. Sherry Lewis.

The one who brought fisting to the children, Sherry Lewis. So then we go over to candy Brushing Blazes teeth and blaze hilariously swallows the toothpaste, which leads me to a question. I saw this gum. Okay. So. Yes. I've been chewing gum lately.

I'm a very addicted person. I'm no longer snorting cocaine, which is really sucked. Miss you. Miss you cocaine. Spent a while. I mean, that's not like anything new. Sigerets quit that, vaping quit vaping, not eating much because I'm trying to lose,

like I'm quitting everything, so I decided to chew gum. It's either that or like sexual addiction and let's be honest, I'm too lazy for that. So I started chewing gum again and they have this kind of gum that's called tooth whitening gum, that cannot be healthy, right?

Well, why wouldn't, I mean, I don't think it's your father-in-law, the bleach. Doesn't that bleach your liver or whatever, whatever your gastrointestinal system? Oh, I see the system. You know, I have to hope and pray that it is not poisonous, but I guess we'll, you know, I would consult your dentist or, you know what, I'm going to my dentist. It's not that.

It's going to charge me $300. It can salt me for anything. And then pretend I have a cavity when I don't fuck that guy. No, I don't. I'm going to my dentist. I'm going to my dentist this Thursday. I will ask him. Are you dating your dentist?

You're literally always at your dentist. No, it's because I swear to God I have like a micro fracture and like like he keeps on saying it's just I've got high points and so therefore like if like a seed gets in between the high points and then like and then like the teeth like it creates a wedge that's what I'm feeling but I don't think it's just high points. Yeah, okay, because it's like a it's like a presidential election. Yeah, in your mouth. You know, I, I, I, I, or listen, I'm not saying I know dentistry more than my dentist, but what I'm saying is whatever he has diagnosed, it's,

this is not working. So I'm going back to the guy at pet boys who you go in for an oil chain and they're like, you're right, you're out. Neenie 50 things done to your car. And you're like, okay, dententus do have a reputation for that. I got a lot of good reputation for that. What? Dentus do have a reputation for that.

And there used to be a hygienist at the dentist office who used to always upsell me on stuff. And it was so annoying. And one time she actually, well, this is full circle. So one time she's like, you should really be using this toothpaste. You know, this will just be so much stronger for your juice.

It's like, you know what, I'll get it. And it was this like high fluor this toothpaste. You know, this will just be so much stronger for your juice. It's like, you know, I'll get it. And it was this like high fluoride toothpaste. And fluoride, you can't actually swallow it. That's actually poison. And I had to be really careful when I use this toothpaste. I'm like, you know, fuck this toothpaste. Fuck this upsell. I hate this. So full circle to your poison in the mouth, oral care issue is that I've gone down that path before. Yeah, they can't overcharge me for stuff. One thing I think that helped is just that I'm old now and I don't give a fuck and I'm a very angry face. I just give them my Kathy Bates from misery face whenever I go in there. If they're like, Ronnie, you know, you have a cavity, I'm like, when's the next chapter? Like I give them that face and they just stop asking me for things.

They just want me out of there. Like I look like I will take him axe to their likes. And people start trying to fucking rob me. They even stop trying to fix me. Sometimes they'll send me out of there with the cavity just because they're scared of me. Let me tell you something.

I feel like they don't like me at my dentist office because I gag. I have a gag reflex. And like that's the most annoying thing ever for dentists. Well, I'm glad you're not dating one. Okay, so can't it blades brush his teeth, it's great. So then Drew and her sister and their assistants or her assistants are in this big rental house

and Drew is like, oh my god, this property gives whosa. Yeah, because it's free and somebody's donating it to you and you don't have to pay the bills. Okay. in this big rental house. And Drew is like, oh my God, this property gives Housa. Yeah, because it's free and somebody's donating it to you and you don't have to pay the bills, okay? And Ralph's not there at the moment. I feel like any building Drew walks into without Ralph there feels like Housa. It feels like a Housa moment

because Ralph hasn't rigged it with secret cameras yet to tape you with footage that he's gonna use against you later, okay? I feel like Drew may not also know Usami, and she may think she may be confusing Usa with Usa, like, who saw me in step up? Because I was pretty good in that. Anyone?

So she is there because this is where she's gonna be having her mental health get away, and there's a guy named Denon Smith, who's like, can you please tell me about this mental health get away? I'm very fascinated about this. And then by the way, we never see him again. And Allison, the sister.

I know, but what the Airbnb guy on the show, by the way. I know, what the fuck do you care? He's like, we can only have six guests. Get the fuck out of here, okay? You're nuts. Yeah. I'm renting it from you. We're not renting you, leave.

So Allison's like, well, it's so important to be ahead of brain health, so you don't wind up in a psychiatric ward like me. And Allison, do you literally need to cry again during this stop crying? Stop it now. At some point, somebody needs to say, Allison, stop.

Just stop it. So there's a rumor on the internet. And this is a rumor, I don't know if there's anything that is substantiated. I think, can I say this rumor? Because this is my favorite rumor. I just got a whole lot. I just have to apologize to Allison.

I'm sorry, Allison. I know there's mental health things going on. I'm like, I know. I know that was terrible, but seriously. Okay, go ahead. No, I shouldn't have to, but seriously, just I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can frustrating. okay, go ahead. No, I shouldn't have to, but seriously, just I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I can frustrated, okay, go ahead. No, because you know what it is?

Because her pain is triggering your pain. Her keep your people. I mean, I guess, but I've learned a way to bunch it up and keep it inside and start worrying about, you know, whitening teeth gum or cocaine or whatever, you know, like, that's my hope. You cope your way, like that's my hope. You cope your way, I'll cope my way, okay? I'm a politiast for bitching at you about how you're coping. You go ahead and cry in that Airbnb, all you need to.

And now, Allison, I apologize in advance because I'm about to speak about a rumor that we've all heard about. Get her. But it's a rumor, I don't know if it's true, but I just love it. As like, you know, some rumors, you're like, that's a stupid rumor.

But some rumors are like, oh, I love this rumor because like, I don't know if it's true. Probably not true, but I do love it. Justin Bieber is a weird person. I love that rumor. Justin Bieber is a lizard person. We, yeah, we can verify. As you heard of the New York recap,

we saw him and try back and we can verify. As you heard of the New York recap, we saw him and tried back at we can verify like 97% lizard. The rumor that we've heard is that like, or I guess that's not a rumor, it's conspiracy theory. This is actually better. It's not it's a conspiracy theory. Some people have a conspiracy theory that Allison is actually Drew's mother, because the math about like Allison working on a man, et cetera, it just doesn't like add up or whatever. I haven't actually done the math. I did all my math for the week yesterday,

when we did Aaron and Patrick Paltrow. I'm not necessarily New York, yes. I can't do, a man math is gonna be hard for me right now, but I love that theory that Allison Alice in a Secretly Jews mother, that would make so much sense, and so fascinating, that's like the kind of thing that Atlantic would really use.

Well, that's my, I have that in my family, I have that kind of set up in my family, my cousin, my aunt Brenda had a son but couldn't, was unable to take care of her son at the time, and the story goes she left that son on our doorstep. We were born like two weeks apart, which is also fascinating, right?

Like you get pregnant the same time as your sister. I think there was like some competitive shit going on and then she was like, you take him. And then my mom couldn't, so my grant, my Mima, raised my cousin Matt. So he was my cousin, but he was also my, wait, it's my cousin, but he's awesome, my cousin Matt. So he was my cousin, but he was also my, great, it's my cousin, but he's awesome, my, whatever. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I mean, interesting, I guess, but not that crazy to me, because I'm just used to it, you know? No, it's not crazy. It's just like, I just think it'd be an interesting twist. Also, it wouldn't be the first time that we have heard about this happening on Bravo this year, because let's not forget the traumatic backstory of Rachel Levis. Oh, yes. Yes, that's true. Except that was raised by, she was not raised by her grandmother, she was raised by her aunt, right? Right. I think the sister was trying to, I don't know. You know,

my dream of like my life turning into a movie was always that somebody would die. This is by the way how horrible I am. I'm like, I hope someone dies and leaves me their baby. Like that's terrible. Like some of the times I live. Ha ha ha ha. My bad.

Ha ha ha ha ha. You want to, you basically just want to have like reboot that old show, Kevin Hill. I just like have a be about you. Yes, I wanted that to be like my sitcom life. It's like we're there. And now I've got this family. It's like, oh my God, Ronnie's in dad now.

What's gonna happen? I'm also just mad. I was there. I was kind of wanted to raise kids, but I didn't want to like have a relationship or pay for them or I don't know, do any of the work that's necessary. Change diapers, any of that. I wanted somebody to die, but not till the kids are like, I don't know, seven or eight. Just like lurk around the fire, the fire station by that box. You can probably solve that problem.

No, those are babies and boxes. I need like a six-year-old or seven-year-old. You don't need a hello fresh baby. You need a, you need like a,'s a little bit on its way. Past potty training. So also Allison is there after talking about how she no longer works for Drew. She's there wearing a Drew Sedora T shirt, which I don't know. Okay, so Allison's like, yeah, get ahead of Brain Health, which I don't think works. I don't think you can be like, oh, took know, get ahead of brain health and Drew, which I don't think works. I don't think you can be like, oh,

took my brain health today, it's better, it's proactive, not proactive, preventative. I don't think there's such a thing as preventative mental health. Who cares? Of course there is. Is there? Who's talking about meditation?

For me. Meditation, masturbation. I think really just the two big ends, I think those are the- I should write a book. Meditation, meditation, masturbation. I think really just the two big ends. I think those are... I think it's sad. Like, on the side. Are those the things? Meditation, masturbation, mediation, manipulation?

Is that masturbation? Are there more M words at end with, Asian? Does anybody even still here? I feel like there were just talking to nobody. Okay, so I'm Lily. Can I tell you about Disney Land this weekend? No, I can tell you about it. No.

Okay, so Drew is like, so you guys know that Allison was my manager my whole life. So, you know, to see her, of course, it drew immediately makes it about herself. She's like, so to see her go through something real, it was weird for me guys, because she was always a strong one. And then that's when I began to make it about me and think about my own mental health. I was like, wow, if someone who's a big enough fan that is still

wearing a dressie, a door, a sweatshirt everywhere they go can have mental health problems, maybe I could too. So this is how Allison's mental health is now about me. He's like, wow, very well done Drew. Yeah, there's some weird vibe between Drew and her sister. More about Drew. Like I feel like Drew is suddenly undermining her sister while claiming to be boosting her up. Like on the surface, this is all like, yeah, like,

I want like my sister went through some shit and I want to support her and like bring her, like what can we learn from her, bring her message to the, to the masses. But there's kind of like, I feel like she's like very much, I don't know, there's like a vibe of undermining. Like, you know, my sister, she never really had a life of her own. She just really only cared about me and she cared about me so much. And then she stopped working for me, which is too bad because that's when she had her break and you know, like a kind of can up a wonder if maybe she just kept working with me and working for me like she probably would be okay.

But anyway, I've learned so much from her, even though she's weaker than me. But you know, I'm glad she's back to work for me because that's really her only option in life. Amen, obviously, is still not on the air. So anyway, love her. It is odd to bring your sister on who's been having mental health issues as your storyline to me.

And it's all what makes it weird. And everybody is like, whatever, that really happens to families. Yes, I get that. But what also happens, and we all know it happens, is when you go on reality shows, assholes like us have an opinion about everything, and listen, where assholes, the people on the internet

are a million times worse than us and have a zillion opinions, and I just don't know that it's a good, fair mental health to go on a reality show, especially real house life shows where people are like, you're ugly. Yeah, I mean, real housewives people have no problem just being like, you're old. Get off the stage. But that's not even your sister, it's your daughter.

Exactly. I mean, look, I do, like as much as Drew, I mean, I think Drew is so ridiculous. I do think that there is, I think it is good that she came on because, look, we're sitting here talking about mental health. We're at least talking about it, discussing it. It's in our mindset, you know, we're talking about like how we can meditate and masturbate. But I'm only meditating and masturbating this with it. And I'm going to see Anne Masticae.

Those are going to be my three. And the investigation works for me. That will definitely be my investigation. But yeah, I mean, I think I like it. There's a story about mental health, but I just feel like with Drew, it is funny because it does feel very self-serving. She's like, my sister went through this journey,

but I'm the one who's really having mental health issues. Yeah, she's using it to further herself. So she says, my sister told me that her divorce is what caused her mental break. And Allison is hugging her and crying. And I wrote Jesus with the crying. And then Drew's like, and so the goal is to open up a conversation and learn because look at my marriage. Of course it comes back to Drew's marriage. Her marriage was 100% fine until all of a sudden she announced that it suddenly wasn't

fine. Really because of, because Ralph was going to Vegas because the magic mic producer, like the most contrived suddenly the marriage isn't working twists. Like it nothing made sense. Well, actually it does make sense because the marriage was never fine. Obviously. Oh god, their marriage is a horror show.

It's a horror show. He's terrible. Like no matter what we say about Drew, this guy is just the fucking worse as we will see as this episode goes on. So she talks about how it's difficult in the African-American community to talk about mental health.

And then we meet Dr. Gettings, which I love that name. It is felt like getting, like you're getting something, which I love. I mean, talk about like just being open to blessings, like that being your name, like Dr. Getting, you know. She's like, it actually isn't better to give. It is better to receive.

Yes, and she's like, What clinic she's from, the Amen Clinic, you guys. Is she, this is like the perfect person to be on this episode. Yes, and the sister wrote for Amen. So here we go. And this is my God, from the Amen Clinic. This is Adam or Hornsford.

That's what we need right now. And someone is where, I think Dr. Gettings is in a full leather pantsuit in Atlanta. So, trust her with your mental health, but not your sweating health, because that sounds very hot. It sounds like a very hot, I don't think it's a new one.

Also don't trust her for a fun time, because then Drew's like, okay, so we'll set up a bar, and Dr. Gettings, the first person in the history history of Bravo was like, maybe you don't have a bar, I don't think that alcohol is good for mental health because of course Bravo loves to throw booze at, you know, like, okay, we're gonna have a group therapy session, everyone here's some champagne. So, Dr. Gettings is like, we're going to instead, we're going to have some options called functional drinks, as opposed to, I guess, dysfunctional drinks, I don't know.

It has supplements like GABA, and that will help you relax. And if you need more GABA, just say, yo, just say, yo, GABA GABA, you know, and we'll get some more for you. I took umbridge with calling alcohol a non-functional drink. Why the fuck do you think people drink it? It's extremely functional. It's called therapy in a bottle. Okay, now all of us gonna for the A-men clinic, ma'am.

Okay, some of us can only afford Dr. Charles. What's two-butch, Charles Schwab? Not Charles Schwab. Oh, we like it's been rebranded as jessil vineyards, but Charles saw Charles you know what um listen alcohol is so functional it is literally served at functions so I think that's the proof and I'm high functioning when I drink it so suck it. Okay everybody involved in this I don't know what gap is fuck yeah, but yeah, I don't want to take no gap. I got

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial Okay, so then we go to Sonya and We go to Sonia and Sonia and Ross and they were looking at close-up baby pics or something and Sonia's saying oh Sonia's like, oh, are you talking over? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of my new roly because he bought her a new watch I think yeah, so they're oh my god. We have a Rolex now. Is it me if we have another Rolex? Yeah, they've got a new addition to the family, a Rolex.

So, Sonia, her turn's out, guys, spoiler alert, her Rolex is pregnant. We're about to find out. She's giving birth to a Rolex, and her Rolex is also pregnant. It's a teen Rolex pregnancy. So, she's like, so we have a lot to talk about and think about it as like a family.

And I feel like you were gone and like we never really had a chance to dive into it. But I did take some notes just on things because you know why not take notes on things. You want to flip through this notebook real quickly Ross and see if there's anything to look at in the notebook that you might want to look at Ross and he's like, okay, what's, you know, super smooth. And then there's a pregnancy test in there. And he's like, what is this real? She goes, it's real.

Oh my God, it's real. And so she's like, you know, I'm so excited about the future because I'm pregnant. So now they go to the living room to tell the family where everyone's gathered like what the fuck do we have to do now? Because you know every time Sonja asks anybody into the living room, she gives them what she do best. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. She ever is like, hey, just wanted to gather everybody to say thank you and to give you popsicles. No, it's always the ask you to do shit. It's always and they know what's going to happen. They know that Sonja is going to like look at the ceiling and like blink a lot and pretend to cry I'd be like it's just like really hard for me right now

It's like a lot a lot of things I have to think about right now I don't like it's making me cry so they just don't want to they just don't want to even hear it So they're you know they've gone into this meeting saying okay everyone remember stay strong. It's 2023 Let's just tell Sonia we're moving out and we don't want to take her shit anymore. Okay, it doesn't matter what she throws at us. We just, we don't take her shit. Okay. Oh, she's got her prop notebook. She's got her prop notebook.

What the fuck is in her prop notebook? What is it? And she pulls the same trick. You're going to pull the notebook trick again. You know something smoother. You had t-shirts printed up for this and you're using a notebook. Where's a beef patty? Put the fucking thing in a beef patty. I know.

And tell some bad taste. That's it. That's it. Delicious. Delicious. I think I... Yeah, that's what it is. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I just realized something. We'll probably do for a gender reveal with her. It's going to be the worst. You think that's going to be... Do people still... I thought you weren't allowed to do this anymore. I think that all people do them.

Awful people do them. And if people in our audience have done them, and they're like, but I did it, I'm like, I'm so sorry, you're probably a wonderful person, but you did something that awful people do. And you just have to look with that. One of my friends just did it. And I wasn't offended. I was just like, I don't care.

But like, yeah, literally don't care. I literally don't care about the gender of your baby. Okay. Okay. I'm, guess what? I'm buying your baby the same thing, no matter what gender they are. Nothing. Okay. I'm getting your baby the same thing.

They give me for my birthday. Jack shit. Okay. So, get off my Instagram feed. Mute. Mute. So, um... Okay, I'm your baby.

Yeah. So she, they're like, oh my oh my god okay so then she has sweat shirts so printed right that they're wearing this does it say I'm it says we're pregnant we're pregnant out of order are they standing out of order yeah well no what no what happens is Sonya's wearing the we're and Ross is wearing the pregnant which it really should have, I feel like it should have been the other way around, but I think that's what it was. But so what happens is, you know, because you read from left to right in English, and so she's thinking, okay, we read from left to right.

Therefore since I'm weir, I'll be to the left of Ross. So then they turn around, but when they turn around, the sentence is in reverse, so it says pregnant we're and I'm like wow, okay. Well, thankfully they've only printed out seven more outfits to do this for the rest of the episode Because everywhere they shut there in a different outside outfit that says pregnant we're I'm like really Are you gonna get it fucking wrapped on your car too? Like congratulations. I feel bad for every employee at Starbucks who had to endure Sonya walking in and saying, could I have a latte and your name please? We're pregnant.

Thank you so much. Thank you. So everybody, you know, freaks out obviously. And the dad's like And she's like I have a t-shirt for that. I have a t-shirt for that Yeah, and the mom's the mom takes a minute. Yeah, but they get excited and serious like we're still moving So congratulations on having a baby that I'm not gonna be here to raise. We'll see how that's gonna go for you Okay, yeah, that was great. She just nipped that in the bud. She's like, yeah, this one you're doing on your own. This is your own baby.

You're going to get a nanny or a robot. I love Siri. She's like, what a pregnant sure. We're looking at apartments. The mom's like, yeah, we decided to live in the same community. And Sonny's like, oh, so you guys have already found apartments? Well, I guess this is going to still be great, even though my family's moving out and my husband's never in town. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have alienated my family before her having this baby. Yeah, this is, this is not going to work out great guys.

You kicked your family out and then you got pregnant. Thank, thank you. You don't get rid of your free, to help care and then kick off me wet. Yeah, well, that's okay. Maybe she recruits some people from Mommie Nation. Maybe that'll help. So now we can, it takes, it takes actually eye villages

and that what she was doing her video for. I don't remember. So now we go over to some sort of Dave and Buster's type place where Drew and Ralph are, they're on date night and they are there. They have Gail Simmons as their waitress, which was really cool. And they're all excited because it's date night. And Drew tells us date night is very needed. Ralph and I have not been keeping up with our weekly date nights that Dr. Ken suggested.

I just want to make sure that all the things, I'm doing all the things to make sure this marriage works. It's not working. Marriages are working. Yeah, it's not going to work. One date night is not gonna save anything. And she does what Ralph hates the most. She goes on a date night and then talks about all their problems. She does like how many times?

He's sick. Which by the way, Ralph is the asshole in the situation. And I'm glad that she brings his ass on camera to read him for filth. Because he wants to just come on and pretend everything's perfect every time. He's like, if I get a strike, you gotta call me daddy, right? If I beat your score and I beat your score because he doesn't get the strike, of course.

So then he changes the rules as Ralph does constantly. So he's like, okay, well now this is about to be your score and then you have to call me daddy. With your obsession with everybody around you calling you daddy, aren't you already writing some fake book? Did that book ever get published that he has a giant poster of himself? Oh, the step that we've created.

And see later in the step in parenting. Yeah, we see it. The office, we see it as a big office at home with a giant blown up post stand up cardboard poster like a blockbuster video of himself. How that fake ass book. Let me go check, Perkis reviews, the CFS, let's see, I'm not seeing,

maybe publisher's weekly has something about the step in parenting. Surely Machico Kakotani at the New York Times has a review of this. No, must have been overlooked by these outlets, but I'm sure the book has been released and is doing quite well. Um, I'm looking it up. The step in parenting it has to calm. So pre order, I'll pre order today. Well, just, uh, left the, the family

that I was writing about, huh, kind and try catching in a little too late Ralph asshole. Does Guy's such an asshole. He used to start with even watch on the TV. I have to say. A lot of, you know what? A lot of bad timing with some of the cast members on this show right now. Okay.

We're dealing with the family planning and capitalizing off of it or taking advantage of it. They're really just not quite getting it right. You fired the free nanny, okay, and the scene before this, and then you write a whole book about being a step parent and then leave the family before it's published. I mean, by the way, come on. Okay, so I would like to say something.

The step in parenting has not come out yet, but what has come out, it came out actually very recently, June 18, 2023. Reflections, Colin, a collection of stories and manifestos from the man in the mirror by Ralph Pittman. So let me read, this is on Amazon. Ralph Pittman is a husband, father, actor, speaker, businessman, and entrepreneur, a native of New Brunswick, New Jersey, Pittman-attended Rutgers University, regradiated with the bachelor's degree in business economics while also studying music theory. And that it just basically has, it's just basically saying like, that it's very hard to

match this. Let's read the reviews, because it's got one star. It's got, okay, we've got, um, okay. Oh no. Oh no. The first review, the first one says printing malfunction. Either I got a bad copy or there's a printing malfunction that needs to be addressed. Once I got to page five, I noticed the books are over from the beginning.

If you look at the video, you'll see the same sentence over and over from beginning to end of the book. Oh my god, no. I mean, it's the next one. What's that? That's the sentence of Amazon video. Sorry. It's looking at proof. That is the same. Oh no, it's like a copy. Oh my god, I've never seen this before. Of course Ralph's books. No one even, no one even like try to prove it. It's just five pages copy and paste it and print it out of paste. And then over here is five pages.

It's some like her this person's copy is first five pages and then it loops. It loops. It loops till the end of the book. Oh no. So the second review is, was this self published? This was a terrible book. We're at that he would self publish a book on being a great step parent and then go and divorce the mother.

Two people found this helpful. What a piece of shit this guy is. Okay. and go and divorce the mother. Two people found this helpful. What a piece of shit this guy is. Okay, so back to it, we're on this fake date, mate. And he wants her to call him daddy. And he's like, babe, do you know what all of they did? And she's like, yeah, you know, it was one of the best Christmases, honestly, truthfully, you know, because it was just like simple, honestly,

to tell the truth, you know. I just have the most with family happening and the most, everything's going on right now. You know, the most with family happening and the most... everything is going on right now. I have a family step Allison, for example. She's constantly asking me for shirts with my name, plastered all over them that she could wear in public. Then I've got my album that's just flying off the Spotify. Then I close that movie deal today. And then, you know, I close that movie deal today. That is being paid for by a friend to keep her laymas husband happy.

And, you know, helping Allison with that Airbnb mental health retreat that's not gonna have a bar. So, super busy life. Yeah, it's just stuff has been happening. I mean, hold on, I gotta take a call from Ron Howard. Excuse me, Ron Howard. I'm at day and night at Not Dave and Busters. Thank you.

Just, you know, a busy actress. So I'm realizing I need this mental health retreat as much as I thought I was doing it for everyone else. In some ways, me, me like being in a small movie and releasing a song, that's almost as bad if not worse than everything that Alison went through. I kind of feel like maybe I'm the one who has the mental health challenges here.

Mm, I'm sorry, but I kept this video open. This Ralph Pittman reflections in the collection of stories. Can't just be a collection of stories asked to be and manifestations I've collected my manifestations into a book I do I've collected mine as well. They're in a yellow bag called peanut eminems. Okay, get over your fucking self. Okay, I closed it He's staring at himself on the beer on the cover. He's just taking a selfie

of himself in an iPhone portrait mode in a mirror and then selling the book. He manifested 300 pages out of five pages of content. So she's telling us that Ralph had a problem with Dr. Ken because Dr. Ken started holding him accountable for his own behavior and she's chosen to stay in counseling guys because she's like it's super serious about mental health and surely she's been in counseling this whole time because just because Ralph doesn't want to go doesn't mean she's not going to go which by the way is a total lie because then we find out she has not been in therapy.

She's just having another session right now for TV. So Drew doesn't want to put any pressure on Ralph, and then which of course she's doing. And Ralph is like, you know, what are the things I feel with marriage counseling is just, you know, it's a difference in experience, I think. And like sometimes you get to a certain point where you like, you really need to focus on the work

and you need to start applying it. And I feel like with counseling, it's like this topic and then this topic and then this topic but then it's like, oh, but then that's going to get us divorced. I can say that I've had less blowups than I've had this last year. So congratulations because instead of acting like an emotional terrorist, I'm only sort of acting like an emotional terrorist. So you should be happy with that. Then we see clips.

Dr. Ken called you a maniac and he's like, you don't even know what maniac means. I tried to give her a stake in love through that night and that night she deserved a lunchable. Which is, so then he goes, that's mine, I know that's all that he is. So then he's like, don't you agree? Cause she's basically laughing at this guy being like,

oh look, I'm already better just by myself. Yeah, crazy. I have reflections and he's like, I'm doing the work though. Okay. You get to measure in the frequency of making making sure to reduce the occurrences that can act that they can actually happen. This is very intellectual. What I'm saying right now. It's like you're a lovely not in rewind about five times to didn't you? Oh, I've got every word. I was like, what? What did he just say? Hold on. Let me let me do a 30-second rewind and I would listen again about five times too, didn't you? Because I've got every word. I was like, what? What did he just say? Hold on, let me do a 30 second rewind.

And I would listen again every time, wait, no, what? And then I realized that it'd been 30 minutes. And I, you have to measure it on the frequency of making sure it can reduce the occurrences that they actually happen. This is very intellectual, what I'm saying. Wow, Ralph, it's extremely intellectual Ralph, thanks. And Drew's like, yeah, well, I graduated early

and don't really understand what you're saying. So listen, it's like I can't force you, but I can still go to therapy by myself. But it is important for you to meet me halfway because I'm not single and I also need support I can't force you, but I can still go to therapy by myself. But it is important for you to meet me halfway because I'm not single. I also need support because I'm going to be doing this movie and it's going to take me away for 10 days and that's going to take me away from the house and the kids. He's like, okay, well, there's going to be a problem because I've got to be honest

with you because congrats on being booked and busy, but I've always been busy. This is nothing new for me and I'm going to step up to no pun intended as much as I can. But the bottom line is I make the money. So I'm not doing shit is basically what he's saying. Which maybe if you had made so much money, you should have paid that new nanny you were trying to hire. Before he screwed out or screwed her out of all the money she asked for for the two days you actually used her. Last time I checked, you guys have like five assistants and Allison and the mom who's always around.

I think that someone can figure it. I think we can figure out some daycare for 10 days with this family. So Jews like the step in parenting, I will not step in in parent. I'm going to give it 10 days. I don't be $25. I don't have a bond. It's a little refusing to step in. So, Jews like, I'm not going to lie. I think it's important for you. Oh, yeah, you just said this part. So, he's like, well, yeah, I make the money. And Jews like, okay, well, you see Todd, he has daddy daycare. And we're all like, I'm not daddy daycare, okay? He doesn't travel as much as me, okay?

And as much as I'm going to be, I mean, 2003 is gonna be a challenging year. Where are you traveling to? Because it better not be Tampa. Yeah, it's like, do you know how many waves are gonna be in Tampa this year? So the producer asks her, do you think anything happened between Ralph

and the video producer when he traveled to Vegas? And she's like, no, it's just, you know, the fact that that could even cause a wedge because now we're not on a solid foundation. And so he's like, listen, we're going to be a different level. All right, after all of this, I just said how I'm not going to support you. I'm not going to help take care of our child, or be a help at all.

I'm gonna say now, listen, in the future, I want us to be Barack and Obama. And she goes, Barack and Obama, so you wanna be Obama and Obama? Where's Michelle and this is the equation? He's like, oh, I'm drunk, I'm drunk. And she's like, you just forgot you have a wife. Okay, I swear, you just forgot you have a wife. So now we go to Kenya's like, oh, I'm drunk. I'm drunk. And she's like, you just forgot you have a wife. Okay, I swear, you just forgot you have a wife.

So now we go to Kenya's house and God, he's horrible. That man is terrible. Oh, he's terrible. He did a good job. He made it almost through the entire season with the facade that he had changed. I mean, we all knew it was a facade, but he kept it up almost the entire season,

but he couldn't do it. He couldn't make it the whole way. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-in's commercial. So, uh, Noura Kenya's house and, uh, Candy shows up and Kenya's like, I got shrimp salad. And, uh, she's talking about- And then he killed, by the way the way of course because she's still pushing fucking kill me out or kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me maybe you've got me crazy you got kill kill she's still trying to push this kale narrative on a mayor. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, now at this point,

what's his face, Mr. kale man, has even bothering to show the Roy return on investment. He is like, now I'm just going to post me this to you. I don't even want to show up that driveways too steep. So yeah, she's like at Brooklyn's new school because Brooklyn is sitting with her in the diary room. She's like at Brooklyn's new school, we have to have cloth napkins every day, right, Brooklyn? And she goes, where do I tell you to put your napkin? And Brooklyn's like, in my lap, my teacher won't let me. Can you say, and I don't know why not because that is for napkins. Cool. Immediately just see that Kenya is that nightmare parent. Yeah. So Shemia comes over and which we haven't seen Shemia all season

and they're just like chatting and then Kenya says that she's thinking about having another baby. And we see a split screen of Shemia being like, oh, and Candy being like, what? Like her face just scowls. She's like, who's gonna be the daddy? And she's like, well, I still have frozen embryos so And like

Yeah, I'm that he's like, ah I'm a little bit concerned about this and she's like so He said you could use those and she's like, well when when we find the paperwork, it says only I can use them. Oh, one person can use them and that's me. And Kenya is like, you know, there's so many things going, that could go wrong at this point, so I would need to use a surrogate. And we find out that Shamia is using Shadina,

who was Kandis surrogate for Blaze. And so now Shamia is using them. And now Kenya wants to use Shadina, who was Candy's surrogate for Blaze. And so now Shamiya is using them. And now Kenya, what's the use? Shadina as well. Yeah, and then Candy reassures Kenya that we're like, I'm telling you, the word of mouth is surrogacy. You can just work forever. Yeah.

So yeah, then Candy's talking about surrogacy. And like, how you still have the same amount of bonding. And you just have to prepare yourself that everyone's gonna call you vain. And we're just gonna assume that's because you don't wanna ruin your body, et cetera. And then Candy's like, so if Mark doesn't give you the blessing for this, are you gonna do it anyway?

And she means like, I would proceed. She means no. No, I feel like we're getting close to the end of the Mark Story lines. I don't think we need any more entanglements from him in this show. That's what's so weird about it. Why would Kenya even consider tying herself

even further to this guy? Yeah, he's a monster. What that fuck, dude. Like, exactly. He's terrible. So then they get, they're like, okay, let's gossip about people. So Shemia's asking if Shere is still dating Martell. And then Kenya is like, okay, let's gossip about people. So Shamiya's asking if Shira is still dating Martell.

And then Kenya is like, well, I guess what I heard. I heard that Martell didn't even pay for Shira's birthday dinner. And it was Marlo and Sonia who went up paying for the meal. Yikes. And then we see four days ago, Sonia telling Kenya, I mean, it was $1,500. And Kenya's like, oh, please, I spent $1,500 today.

And Sonia's like, yeah, I mean, if that's your last $1,500, I don't care. You should still be paying the bill for your girlfriend's dinner. Like, what the hell? Now, excuse me, because let me just put on this sweatshirt and bend over. And if there happens to be anything on the back of my sweatshirt that you happen to read,

go ahead there. Not gonna read it, huh? Okay, I'll wait for a group trip. Okay. So Candy's like, well, I didn't even get invited. So, the people that she did invite were all going in on her ma'am and Candy's like like yeah he he asked the ladies that were there to cash at him.

That's I'm sorry I think that's that is listen Martell your on TV and you're like a real estate person or like a guru or whatever Martell calls you have to be able to pay like the front that I'm sorry. Agreed but also I can't believe Shirei allowed that. Shirei means, and we know that Shirei doesn't like to pay. We're like, that's her story, but it's literally her storyline on this show. They call her a Shirei, don't pay.

So, okay, I get it. But you make your front, you invite your friends all to this birthday dinner, making them think you're inviting them to a dinner you're hosting and then you make them pay, that's some bullshit. Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah. You're not like 20.

I think it's different when we're all like young and broken. We're like, hey, let's go to dinner and we'll all split the check at Chili's or whatever. But it's very different when you invite everybody to a fine dining place or really expensive place and your boyfriend. And then you make them pay for your birthday now. No, I mean, I think that honestly, I think that like, I think it's fairly standard that if you go out to group of friends for your birthday, the friends all buy the birthday meal for you, I get that.

But like, I kind of feel like if you have, I feel like Martel though, I don't know, like I just think in the context of Martel, is this like real estate person, he's already like as celebrity and all this. I think he should have paid for the whole thing. And I think in real housewise worlds, you pay for it. You don't let your friends pay for your expensive birthday dinner. I think that's gross too. I think it's both on gross your parts.

It's gross on both your parts, that's the only thing. Don't invite me. I would never be invited, but I would not pay. I would be like, mm, sorry. I don't have cash out. Nope, don't have been my way there. Oh, what's Zell? Who's that?

Someone's kid. No. So now we go to Shirei. She's with her dog, Gotti, at the groomer. And Shirei is telling us, she's like, I've dealt with a lot of dogs in my life. But Gotti is number one in my life. And he likes to be clean.

He's great listener. Like Martell, Gotti one in my life. And he likes to be clean. He's a great listener. Like Martel, Goddy is the ideal partner. Now listen, Shreya, Goddy seems like a lovely dog, but you're trying to sell me on Goddy, but you literally named him after a crime boss. Okay, like I'm just saying, like you're making it hard for me to trust your judgment on these men and these dogs.

I love God. I think that's a badass dog. That dog has a lot of saliva. The dog is a moron. That's why. It's just like pouring out. It's pouring out. It's pouring out. Martell calls while she's in this groomer. And you can tell she's never been there. She's like getting a free grooming.

So she's shooting at this place to get something for free. And it cracks me up because she's obviously never been there. She's just getting all the free stuff that she can. And she's trying to make it look like, look at me, just living the rich person's life, going to get my dog groomed while I'm talking to my fabulous husband, not knowing that the scene before was about how

cheap her boyfriend is, right? So then we're at tele calls and he's like, yeah, yeah, that the scene before was about how cheap her boyfriend is, right? So then Martel calls and he's like, yeah, you're on the way to the airport on the way, he was going home with you. Okay, okay, gotta go. Click. And the producer. The producer's like, so how was it for your birthday? She says, oh, he got me an Alexander McQueen hammock, which I'm going to tell you, I was shocked. And well, I don't want to say this because I'm not going to keep it, but he doesn't believe in expensive high-end labels. Yeah, the last bag he got me was threshold by Target. So she's like, I see a future.

You know, it's been about six months and Sassaf's relationship is that we're enjoying life. It's fun. It's complicated. It's a lot of things Mike. Well, I don't know if you six months in I feel like it shouldn't really be complicated But then then further evidence that she's never been to this place before they ask her to sign up for their awards program And so she gives her email which is like beep at a well And she's like She's like, yeah, I still use it. And they're all laughing at her.

But that is so charade that of course, she has an AOL, an AOL email. So then we go to the past table read. And it's awkward. There's clarinet music playing. Any kind of clarinet music on a provost. So you know it's gonna be awkward. So here we are for Todd's big movie. And she's like, I just have so much going on guys. You know this script and the music, I candy. You know, it's just so much going on. God, my sister's wearing sweatshirts, my name.

So that's been big. That's been a big thing. On this, pretty much 10 days. They asked me to re-record the amen theme song. So I that might be weird for my sister, but I've been really working on that. I just did that so I could get free help from Dr. Gettings at the amen clinic. Not really sure they have the rights to use the amen theme song, but we're just going to go with think your fingers cross or pray if you well.

Turn on the light from heaven, Lord, shun on me. Sorry, I'm just getting into, I'm just getting my vocals ready. I've got a lot going on. By the way, if anyone had any doubts about whether or not Drew Sadorra was an actress, this scene should prove to you that she is one, because this is like the thing in LA, like actors and actresses, this is what they talk, this is what they say when you talk to them, if they're like not working, they don't take, hey, I've got a lot going on. I've got a lot, there's just like so much going on right now. Like I got like my classes,

I just booked a gig in my bedroom to read some lines, to read some sides of the friend. It's just like so much is going on. I'm like, I'm gonna drew his suitcase. So Drew's like, oh, but Candy, you did get that text from my mental health retreat, right? Candy is like, oh my God, booked in busy, right? Hi, five. So just being totally fake to each other. health retreat, right? Candy is like, oh my god, booked in busy, right? High fives. They're

just being totally fake to each other. I also just have to stop and just point out, I think this is kind of a problem with Bravo in general lately. This is the second mental health retreat we're watching in a row on a show. The first one I can kind of let slide. The second one, we're not here to watch you guys get better. We're here to watch some mess. So I don't know what kind of modern bullshit this is where we're here to watch you guys all heal, but no, that's not what we're here for. So cut the shit out.

Okay. Yeah, fucking men. Let's help retreat with no alcohol. The fuck out of there. Are you guys, even anybody at work anymore, is anybody there who's turning on the lights over there? Wait, are you saying that you're also not like fascinated by this thrilling content of watching them do a table read

for the past, the first movie that's actually based on its experience going to studios, pass, pass, pass, pass. Todd finally named his experience in meetings with candy's Gotten. It's a Meta script. Tom finally named his experience in needing the candies. Got it. It's a Meta script. It's a script about what you're about to do with the script. It's like every review of Blaze.

Okay. So, Tom's like, I just want to welcome everybody to a table read. I've just been really insecure about it. You know, should I do it? Shouldn't I do it? But then my wife's like, babe, just really insecure about it. Should I do it? Should I do it? But then my wife's like, babe, just go and do it. But then I'm like, but should I? And then she answer me a sack of money.

So I did it. You know, everything happens at the right time. And so let's make some magic. And then Todd and Candy are in an interview together and Todd's like, right now my priority is already, it's like the restaurant and then the movie. And Candy's like, really? Like you're gilting me into all this bullshit

and then the movie's not even your priority and he goes, well, it sounded good. This is, Candy's like, Todd really needs this movie to happen for himself because like my career has been the priority and he has been supportive of my career and the things that I've wanted to do in Todd's career. Well, Todd doesn't really have a career. Todd just sort of stands next to my career and just sort of asks

in its glow. So we're going to do something for Todd. Yeah, and she's saying it right in front of him because they're doing the confessional together and she's like, yeah, it's been about my career. So this is for him. And he goes, don't tell me what I need to happen. She goes, you do need it to happen. He like, yeah, it's been about my career. So this is for him. And he goes, don't tell me what I need to happen. She goes, you do need it to happen. He goes, yeah, I do. I guess it's just more of a passion thing. Yeah, because if it was more of a, like, actually you wanted to work thing,

you would be taking screenwriting classes, you would be like writing and writing and trying to sell this to other people and not depending on your wife to pay for it for you. And hiring actors beyond the cast members of the reality show that you're on. I mean, like Drew, that's fine. Drew is an actress, despite everything.

Like Drew has, she has a CV, Candy has done acting, but then we see there's like Shamia and Monietta in this movie too. Are we gonna like get Shamari from a few seasons ago? Are we gonna like pull up,ari from a few seasons ago? Are we going to like pull up like, I don't know, Briel Bierman. Dishon. Oh, okay, Dishon, it's time for your line. She's just what doesn't say anything.

Like Dishon. Anything. Even scripted Dishon gives nothing. It's crazy. So then we know that Drew is the real actress in the room because she's wearing a turban, guys. So it's, Drew's for real, guys. She's wearing a glorious flonson turban. Wow. So we see the read and they're like, kitchen evening. Manieta, a lawyer, stands in a kitchen with papers that have words on them. A lawyer stands in a kitchen with papers that have words on them. Mungana says, would your client like to respond to this evidence? And everyone's like, yes, that was a great, what a great film. Interior, Baptist home, Nina, evening, Nina pours a glass of water

for Adda Franklin, her mother, she hands it to her. And then there's like a lady, there's a lady on zoom who's like where's the rich bum? Is he on one of the business trips and Jews like? Ma don't start. He does pretty great consulting. I just hope I don't get so busy that I won't have time to grow a family. It's like, yes. Yes, Oscars. I love the sweatshirt you are wearing with my name printed on it. Thank you for the support. Is that from Fendi?

So they all applaud and talk like, guys, guys, it's weird. None of this has to do with my life. No one wants to think of you fucking Todd. Okay, candy or anybody else. Just no one cares. Okay, give them anybody else. Just no one cares, okay? Give them their $5 for the game, but the move on. Also, I know it has nothing to do with your life.

It has to do with the movie that you ripped off for this fucking story in the first place. But you know, that being said, Todd has always been a very creative person and he's always been like, he has always tried to get things person and has always been like he has always tried to get things going and I have to applaud him that he finally realized he could just go to chat GPT and ask a writer script for him and I think great resourcefulness Todd. So Drew's mental health retreat.

Oh God, here we go. And we all have to wear white because this is about mental health. I don't really understand. That really makes sense to me. I was like, are we dying? Because that's what happens when you go to heaven. You like get your white clothes. Are we going to die while we're meditating? What does this have to do with wearing white? Are we recreating Linda Hamilton's experience in Terminator 2. Why are we dressed like this? So yeah, so we're at this retreat and there's like green juice shots and everything and people are arriving. I have to say I'm very happy that the arrivals do not take 16 minutes of time like they did

last week. I complained about this on crappy hour, but last episode when Candy had her latest bedroom candy party, it was literally 15 real time minutes of people walking into the party. I timed it, it started at 34 minutes after, and the story, the show did not start to move forward until 46 or 47 moments after. And there were like two instances,

30-second instances where people talked about anything and everything else was montage, jokes, taking photos, people walking in. And I'm only repeating this because I just feel like it's glad they didn't add it in this time, so you could add it in. Well, I'm adding it in. I'm adding it in because people don't think that they're right from this shit and you made me just free

to live it all again. Well, because I think that like, I don't know, I like to think that someone from Bravo listens to this podcast and you have to know Person of Bravo. This is bullshit. And this is why the show is faltering. Okay, so thank you for having giving us Only a two-minute like entrances thing for this mental health Focus on this because one thing I really have to give a drew credit for is she's really dedicated to that Fanny pack. She has been making this Fanny pack happen all episode.

She's in love with it, so good for you because I'm still thinking about it, stuck with me. I know. This is very healthy, they've got green juice, they've got meditation, they're gonna do a drop it with Drew. I'm like, oh really, wow. So now we're gonna make your sisters mental health breakdown about selling more of your diet plans. It doesn't work.

Great. So the ladies all start to arrive. And I love when Cambie comes out. They're like, green shots, guess. Mm. Now, thanks. Yeah, she's not about that. But we have everyone shows up.

And significantly, Ralph comes up, Ralph is not there when it starts. So Ralph shows up sort of a little bit later, and he comes up and he just goes and greets everyone, every single person except for Drew. And at one point Drew goes over to Ralph, and he kind of like pivots away, and she gets like intercepted by the key through something.

But he is just fully ignoring her, and she's like, hello, your wife, your wife, hello. And she says after date night, Rath has been distant. Yeah, because he was trying to pretend he's perfect. And you were calling him out on everything duh. You're supposed to pretend he's perfect or he gets furious with you and acts out. Are you new to this? Because I'm only knowing you now on this show for two years. And I know you're married to a piece of shit. So run. Yeah.

So she's like, this is typical Ralph when he feels, when he feels disrespected. Instead of speaking his mind and saying how he feels, he just acts so cold. I was like, yeah, leave him. This is, this is not good. So then Drew's like, okay, everybody, welcome. Dr. K has been helping my sister and her journey

because you know, my sister has some mental mishaps. And then Allison's like, love it. That's a new word mishaps. So here's my story. And I was like, what? Why are you making why is your sister doing? Why is this about your, why are you having a retreat based on your sister's mental health? This is a weird party. And I've sat through a lot of bravo weird parties. I'm like it. I'm actually like really, actually I'm not, I have no issues with it to be honest. So, Allison says she's like, well, you know, she talks about her, I'm just having panic attacks and

anxiety attacks and that she was calling like now on one so much that they basically just put her in a psychiatric hospital where she was there for 19 days and she says that this was like a gift and it saved her life and This stuff really does work. Everyone like applause and Drew is like yes Working for Drew Sador did save her life and I want to thank you, Allison for giving me the gift of knowing that I saved your life Anyway, if anyone would like to come work for me or just be around me or just wanna hear how I get through my life, let me share my gift with you.

She's like, yeah, you know, this is very important. Thank you all for coming to celebrate my sister's mental health. Let's do a drop it with Drew TM class. Okay, let's all go outside and do that. Like, this just gives me the echo this whole thing. So then Marlow comes in and she's like, dropping with Drew, I dropped it with Drew once and it was a disaster. Let me see if that website's working. Oh, whoops, 404 not found. I went on to the website last night. It's

back up, but it looked like it was written, it looked like it was made in 1996, which is hilarious because Ralph works in, quote unquote, tech, nebulously in tech. And it's like all basic HTML and you just sort of scroll down to this HTML and then at the very bottom, it's like, you're a cart, $152. It's like, oh, of course, it's like basic HTML, but they're going to definitely charge me money.

Like, like before you go any further in this site, you have to be $152. Where did you even see drop it with Drew? It's not even coming up in search. It doesn't come up on SEO, which is hilarious. I had to, I went, you have to do, do drop it with Drew.com. I went to it. Oh, it's not even coming up anymore. I had to go drop it with Drew. I can't. It doesn't come out. If you go the 21 day, if you go to Instagram, 21 day drop it with Drew. And there's like this tiny Instagram that has like five followers, 500, 800, then drop it with Drew. But it's on

the top. Get it off with Garza Club. Is that it off with Garza Club? Yes. You put in that web address, but then it redirects you. It's a redirects to something called get it off with Garza.club. So she's like an affiliate of something else. So she's calling drop it with Drew. And it's literally like a high school website project.

I'm surprised the JPEGs don't come in like line by line. And yeah, the slush. Oh, Lord. OK. It's terrible. And so she's still trying to sell you this. So let me go back to my notes. OK, so next is the meditation studio.

So now the men have their separate thing. The women are separated from the men. And the men don't, by the way, the men don't even have a separate thing. The women are separated from the men. And the men don't, by the way, the men don't even have like a separate thing. The men just have to stand outside and just like talk. They're just like hanging around, just waiting for the women for the rest of the episode. And so the women go in and they have to take off their shoes and Marla's like, oh, I don't even have socks. I go out and I do that. And they're like, I want you to guys. You guys just be quiet. Be in a search. Search yourself really deep.

Think about something the world hasn't given you yet that would make you feel complete. And Shere is like, I'm very surprised about this mental health event. Looks very nice. That was my healing trip. So she was so inspired by me. Good job, Shre. Good job, Shre. I'm sure I did you credit.

So Shre is taking credit for Drew, taking credit for Alessons, mental health journey. So, I'd like to also say I've never heard of a meditation where they're saying, let's concentrate on something you haven't received from the world. The kind of meditation is this. Meditation you're supposed to concentrate on what you have and be grateful for it. Yeah. What am I missing with this episode? I'm missing a lot, I get it.

Go ahead, take it on. I'll watch my face. It does make you kind of pine for the days of just watching people walk into a bedroom candy party. So Ralph is outside, he's talking, he's like, yo, I know we're here for the brain, but there's a pool down there. And then someone named Kiana shows up.

It's sort of random. It someone named Kiana shows up. It's sort of random. It's like this woman shows up. And she's like, you look nice Ralph. You look like you're working. And just like a brief moment, but I was wondering if that was an illusion to like perhaps a lady that Ralph has on the side

or maybe we're gonna remember her. It was a skanky moment where he's like, hey, you look good. And she goes, you look at also, it looks like you're working, like kind of in the monkey, you're hot. And then they laugh. It's just, it's a gross moment.

I don't know if it's gonna be like a thing about this later or what, but I feel like it's gonna be a flashback. I feel like it's gonna be a thing that like, remember that girl, Kiana, and we'll see a flashback to like the meditation and then we see Kiana coming in. I feel like I'm laying the groundwork for a scandal.

Yeah, so back to meditation. Candy was crying in the meditation and she's like, I really needed this because my blood pressure is high. My group is falling apart. I have friends saying I'm not there for them. We're doing this movie. Like I just need to move softball beds.

And while Candy's going through that, Ross is asking Ralph outside how his lawsuit's going and Ralph's like, you know, it's one of those situations where someone comes and somebody goes and decides they wanna try to sue you and exploit you just because they feel like they can't. And then Heath is there and he's like, yo, you gotta be careful who you let into your house, dude.

It seems like y'all be catching hell with these assistants, bro He's going strong with the black sense still and I was like Yeah, I was like I'm I Actually was like wait is is maybe like I'm like always going strong with the black sense But maybe maybe he's like maybe he's not white. I was like maybe I'm maybe I'm being the one Did you do that to I goog not white. I was like, maybe I'm being the one that's right. Did you do that too? I googled it too. I was like, before I started, I was like, I don't want it, like I was like,

because I don't want, I don't want to turn around and now I'm being the one, you know, accusing a person of color of having black sand, which is ridiculous. So I was like, wait a second, let me double check. But I did some research and it looks like he's fully white. No, I did do that's funny. I googled it too,

because I was going off about it last week or the week whenever the last time we did this was and I was like, you know, maybe I should like fact check myself. So I got you know what though, it doesn't bother manietta. So you know what? Live and let live I guess. I mean, yeah, it's awkward. So then they have a lunch. Okay. So Drew is like, you know, guys, thank you so much for coming to my mental health day. Because you know, specifically, you know, Portugal, when we had that mental health time, you know, I showed a moment of vulnerability and, you know, you guys said I wasn't feeling, you guys made me feel uncomfortable to open up and that's why I ran.

It's like, oh god. So now you're using this. Okay. So you're using your sister's mental health to sell, drop it with Drew, but then also as a weapon against Sherey and anybody who had to say anything against you in portrait. Well, you are so foolish, that lady. Well, and also to continue to try to elevate her attempt to have a scene in Portugal

into a moment of vulnerability when she walked out of a restaurant because she was emotional about being sued for $1,000. So... I'm not saying that's my vulnerable. I'm saying that's my vulnerable after they go for you. When your sister is here, when your sister is here and is on national television

saying that she spent 90 days in a psych ward because she was having breakdowns and knowing that there's so much stigma attached to saying that and you're saying, I had a moment of vulnerability and your sister is here being the truly vulnerable person like fuck off Drew. So Sherei, Sherei isn't so good with this. She goes, yeah, you know, I just didn't understand what was going on and you explained Do you were having a difficult time and I? Know that recently you went to court Out of that hilarious

Kirsta Roy does not let her get away with this bullshit for one second. She's like, okay So let's bring up the reason you were crying you went to court recently So then the mute, the drama music starts and she's like, how that go? And Marla's like, did you win? Well, it's Judge Judy Nice to you. And so we'd see two days ago, Drew is at the courthouse,

like having a press conference with probably an assistant holding a tape recorder. And they're like, what do you feel would be the proper justice for you? And she's like, honestly, for just her to go away, to get, to get, to get through, to get this thrown out. But I think counter-suing is a strong statement. So she just wants to counter-sue for a few hours. She's ridiculous. Also, they're dressed to the minds, okay? They're dressed like they're in a national murder trial, okay. And the, there's one photographer, you know, it's one of their

assistants. Yeah. And the camera crew from Atlanta and they're acting like this is the biggest trial. It's like the trial of the century drew not paying an amy. I mean, come on. And also someone pointed out, I was reading online, someone pointed out that in the argument where they were confronting her for the first time about this thousand dollars, Andrew was like, well, it's legal issues that my lawyer is taking care of. That's why I have a lawyer to take care of this stuff and I can't talk about it. It's a legal case.

And then they showed a clip of her in the after show, which I don't watch. But in the after show, she was saying, yeah, well, I've represented myself, so I can't be too stupid. Can I? I was like, oh, God, I've represented myself. So I can't be too stupid. Can I? I'm like, oh, God, you can't even keep your lives straight for two seconds. She's like compulsive. So Cynthia is there, by the way. Cynthia is back.

So that's making a huge impression. She's like, so what happened? I missed this. I didn't see this in any news outlet because it was that insignificant. And Drew was like, well, this girl wanted the opportunity to see if we'd hire her as a chef. And so she brought over pans of food. And there was here in the food.

There was like weave hair. And like, oh, and then we hear Ralph continuing this story to the guys. So she was like, what are and then we hear Ralph continuing this story to the guys, because so she was like, what are the opportunities do you have? And we're like, hey, we got an opportunity with like a nanny. Wait, what? If this person is failing the first test,

why do you then give a test, like, hmm, you don't seem to be a very good cook, but let's put you closer to our children. You seem like a unreliable employee. They're both just fucking liars, and we know we see the receipt, or we see what's being, what they're being sued for. So then Drew continues, we did another interview,

and she walked in the house, and she got a plate. I mean, she wasn't really even interacting with the kids. And we're all like, yeah, I didn't work out. We were like, sorry, whatever. And then she sent us an invoice for $1,000, and we're like, what? And we're like, yeah, she kept, whatever. And then she sent us an invoice for $1,000. And we're like, what? And we're like, yeah, she kept pursuing it. And then a year later, a sheriff shows up in my door

with a warrant. And she had upped it to $10,000. And they're like, courting's like, wait a minute. From $1,000 to $10,000, she goes, yes. But thank you, Sheree. Thank you for asking. I really do appreciate you asking for the whole truth. So then let's just go over these lies that you just told everybody. So they put the, they put the invoice

on the screen exhibit be sedor slash pitman. Did you read this, Ben? Did you look up? You know what? I think I may have forgotten. I forgot that I was, I forgot to really invest myself in this. But tell me what was on the receipt. These two are full of shit. Okay, first of all, this is the first time that we've heard this whole story. Before they were making it sound like she was a chef, they gave her a trial meal,

and then they fired her, because there was hair in the food, which is still bad, because if someone's spending $1,000 on groceries for a massive meal, you see this stuff happen on like food competition shows, right? And there's not going to pay any of it, that's still shitty, right? So then we see this bill. So Nanny, 100 per child per day rate, $300 quantity, too. So $600, okay, so that's nannying. So that's two days, three children, right? Okay, so if

she was so bad, why were you using her for two days? And why were there three, how many children she has? Does she have three children? No. I think she has two. I'm not sure. And maybe she counted Ralph. So then, made service, doing laundry and assisting with other cleaning duties, that's $50 for two days, so that came to $100. So this is two days of child care and two days of made services, which by the way, made service for $50 is cheap. And that's $700, okay? So the food part, the chef services, I shopped, cooked, and delivered hot food

to feed eight people. So they fed eight people for $300, which is also pretty cheap. And you're not gonna pay this lady for nannying your children for two days and feeding eight people, fuck off. You can't do that. And you can tell that this is not someone

who's trying to exploit the situation because she's only swimming for a thousand dollars. Like I'm sorry. She says, and it's like she's just saying these are, this is what I paid for, you know. They probably would say these are all lies. But also by the way, Drew said that the cooking test was that she brought in pans of food and there's hair in the food. What sort of cooking interview is that? Like you have them cooking your kitchen.

The whole thing just smells off. I am team whoever this person is. Yeah, it's real and rough. Are totally, they totally owe a thousand dollars. Yeah, me too. So Candice like, wait a minute. I thought it was a thousand. Now it's 10 and Candice like, yeah,

these stories are changing up. And Candice like, okay, let's talk about the new year. Sheree, you had a dinner. I saw it posted on social media. Yeah. And Shere is like, oh, yeah, I had some of my girlfriends that I've known for over 30 years. You know, Marlow came, Courtney was there,

Sonny was there, the lady who interviewed with Drew and Ralph, she came also, no matter if it's not 35 years. We actually invited the hostess of the restaurant to sit with us because she was just so sweet. It's only people super, super close to. Yeah. Long time friend Chips. So Candie's like literally none of those people,

she just named, she's known for 30 years. None of them. So Candie's like, so did Sheree say she was inviting people, she's known for 30 years for dinner, but then like Corny Marlow and Sonia invited, but I don't get invited. So you've known these bitches longer than you've known me. And Candy's basically like sensing,

she's continuing to sense that she has whole season that like no one wants to hang out with her anymore. Right, they're trying to like basically kick her out of the group, but also Candy's never there. So Candy's like, you know, I would, Sh Sheri said, well, you know you weren't going to come anyway. And she's like, but I was home. I would have come actually. And Cynthia's like, so you're just saying that you wanted an opportunity to say no. At least. Yeah. Cynthia's like, it was just a small dinner and it was at Nobu and that's one of my favorite restaurants

So when I see Nobu I say yes boo well Glad we got Cynthia back How they love that one get away when I see Nobu I say you're all hired I'll give you rooms in my basement. It's Heather to bro inserting herself so So then everyone just assumed candy was busy, but No Shrely does apologize for that. And then Cynthia says, oh, by the way, I do hear that your guys, your group is kind

of split these days, which is funny. It's funny that they're trying to push a narrative that this group is split because to me, I never, I'm having trouble tracking the fudes this season and I'm having trouble feeling like there's one side versus another. I feel like everyone's just sort of generally sniping at each other. So Candy says, oh yeah, well, Manieta told us like not too long ago that like basically Shirei, Marlow, and Sonia and Courtney are in an alliance. And Manieta's like, yeah, what was the word I used? Collusion. Remember, I used collusion. I'm basically a cast member now at this point. Yeah.

This is what they've been doing all season, where they just keep passing the fighting stick. They're like, okay, let's fight about drop. Let's fight about the Drew lawsuit. Drew's like, no, I'm not going to fight about it. I'm just going to say everything's fine. And thank you for asking, Sheree, what about your birthday party that you didn't invite? Sheree is like, I'm not going to fight about that. I'm very sorry that you didn't invite. And Sharay is like, I'm not gonna fight about that.

I'm very sorry that I didn't invite everybody to your party. So what about the monietta saying that people colluded? And everyone's like, I mean, it's just like passing these boring fights that nobody wants to fight about. Nobody's even into this. They're all just fucking bored. Yeah, they are. And so just bring down the lives at this point. Let's give it. Let's give it 18 months off.

Let's revamp just okay. Bring down the light slowly a slow Fave let's let's just watch the pass. Okay, so manietta She said so she's like yeah, well, you're by the way Drew, you're a cousin Courtney, called you a bitch. And because we see the grainy footage from the vacation where they were talking in a room, and that entire scene I still didn't fully understand

what that scene was about, they were just like talking. And so Courtney's like, I go who I bitch? I go do, I don't, do you do, I don't, I didn't go anyone bitch, where are you? And of course she's denying it, we see, I can. I go, who am I? Oh, you're a goldoo. Do you do, remember? I didn't go any one of bitch. Where are you? And of course, she's denying it. We see the flashback. And this is what she says to the group.

She says in the grainy footage, this bitch even questioned me. Which is, I'm sorry, saying this bitch even questioned me is not the same as calling someone a bitch. I'm just saying that right now. And they did a ding arrow pointing to Sonya, Sonya, saying like, this bitch even questioned me about it. Like it looked like she was saying this bitch

referring to Sonya as her friend, saying, cause I had a ding arrow pointing to Sonya. So it was a whatever it is. It was a stupid, a big, a big fight. Yeah, a climactic fight in an episode should not be based off of whether a friend of casually used the word bitch in grainy footage that happened after production put their cameras down. This shows the desperation to find something and

Courtney's like, well, I definitely didn't say that and we've had handcuffs, but I would never call anyone at this table a bitch. And Candy's like, there is a divide, even because in this divided right now, she laughs. And so now they just get up to leave. And Courtney goes over to Drew. And she's like, Drew, I never called you a bitch. I don't even use the word bitch. And when he had to go, okay, she says, bitch, I didn't.

She said, you just use the word bitch. She's like, a thank you. For the first time I'm going to my damn. So then they go outside and they the whole group is outside now they're like so Simon's like oh guys oh guys okay group photo group photo guys like okay so Sonia gets in front and there's an rustic the photo I think or someone takes the photo and, Sonia gets in front and she and Ross takes the photo, I think, or someone takes the photo. And Sonia undoes her jacket and she opens up her jacket, revealing a t-shirt that says, I'm pregnant. But of course, no one sees it because they're all behind her.

So then she's like, okay, everyone, I'm going to send the photos. I'm sending the photos, okay. Everyone, okay, I just drop box the photo. I just air drop the photo to everyone. Okay, make sure you like the photo. Zoom in if you like it. If it's just to make sure,

zoom in on your face or any other person's teeth. Did she post it on Instagram? Wasn't that their thing where they're like, why does she have to make every single thing a social media moment? Do you know? Well, I don't know if she posted it on Instagram. Well, I think it's like whether or not

I was supposed to on Instagram was like, clearly, she couldn't just tell them, like, guys, great news, I'm pregnant. She had to make it into an event, a stunt, a surprise. For the third time this episode, and I was like, and the fact that no one was looking, I have to people probably didn't even look at the photo. And then finally, she has to kind of like tell someone,

just tell Allison, like, so Allison, did you look at your face, did you look at my t-shirt? Did you see my t-shirt in your face mainly my t-shirt Allison anything at all Anything yeah, I mean to center yourself in someone else's event She's like all right everybody group photo. She gets in the center and like announces her pregnancy My god, so you know then we get to hear everybody you know everyone's happy cuz like who's gonna say oh my god So her she's having a baby so everyone's So, her, she's having a baby.

So, everyone's like psyched that she's having a baby. And Ken, he's like, oh my God, I'm getting baby fever now. Uh-uh-uh-uh. Can't wait to have a little mark running around. So, then Drew is now at home, right? Okay, so now she has a session, another mental health session,

but this one's just for herself with Dr. Ken. Dr. Ken, yes. Psychiatrist of the year or psychologist. So Ken is like, Bruce says that Ralph has moved out of the bedroom. I think he's been down hell ever since date night, which is like, honestly, get the fuck over at Ralph. And Ken is like, Dr. Ken is like, I was thinking, you've been encountering me for 13, 14 months and a lot of times people back out of

canceling, it's almost like canceling. Now that I say it. And Drew is like, well, Ralph and I have been married for eight years. And in hindsight, we happened dealing with issues of transparency and faithfulness and of respect. like in hindsight That was like literally like foresight and present-sight and like very visual all around you. It's not hindsight It was like bowling night sight, you know, it's like really like really just happened billboard sight like Everywhere sites And so he's like so how are things with Ralph you guys went on Ralph? Have you guys started having date nights?

I'm like, so she's not even going to therapy. This is just all I, as usual, it's only for the cameras. It's only when he's there that she acts like she's going to therapy. And she's like, yeah, and we did go on that date night, but then it spiraled into a disagreement, you know? And I'm stronger now, and I'm willing to draw lines of boundaries.

And he's like, well, now you're saying no one can gaslight me. You woke up. You will not be tumble dry. Those days are gone. Where does that leave your marriage now that you're being tumble dried? Now that you're being hang dried instead of tumble dried. Is anybody using fabric softeners in the marriage relationship of this example? It seems like you're entering a very delicate cycle right now. So Drew is like, well, the emotional awareness. The emotional awareness is lacking for Ralph. And I just, I want him to care about me and my heart

and the movies and television shows and songs that I'm doing. I'm just like, and is that your way of saying you believe your husband doesn't care about how you feel? Yes, I mean, I literally kind of just said that Dr. Ken, please keep up. I didn't get married to get divorced, okay? I got married so I could be on a TV show. So I'm always willing to try,

but at what point are things going to turn around? I'm still in counseling, but he's not. Am I right? Yeah, and he's like, when is enough enough? Pretty soon, pretty quick, actually. Next time Drew is like the best decision I made was to do this movie. Yeah, they're gonna have a fight over her doing Drew is like the best decision I made was to do this movie.

Yeah, they're gonna have a fight over her doing Lesbian scene and then I guess Ralph didn't know about it and he actually wanted to know about it because she wanted to witness that. And I don't know. So anyway, the season trundles on. Trundles along, limping to the finish line. But still doing that thing.

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